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THE LAST BATTLE

If Lupita wins I'll invite you an ice cream.

You pushed her, cheater.

One must know how to lose.

Then I'll break your mouth and I do not pay you

because you did not tell me your frog was bionic.

Very macho, no? Very macho!

Yes, very macho!

Yes I'm so macho!

Terrorist!

How brave you are!

You have her dead.

How do you think?

Be careful, these old women are pretty dangerous,

a distraction and zaz!,

you got married.

How?

First I have to finish primary school.

My frog, where's my frog?

Without running, do not drag!

Let's see, this child...

with his torn shirt gets punished here.

The girl Camila where is she?

If tomorrow you don't bring your share for the national flag you can't come in.

A frog!

Take it away!

I want bread!

Now, Jose, I'll give you something to eat anytime, right?

Not when you're asking me,

stop, you're going to burn!

I want bread!

How funny you are, right?

I want bread!

I'm home!

I will feed you later, shut up now!

You shut up!

Dad, tomorrow I'll swim in the pool.

Sit down, look at him!

And you do not scream!

Dad, tomorrow I'll swim in the pool.

Do not raise your voice!

You started.

Shut up!

Not!

And why not?

Because you can not eat between meals.

And you, why you defend your brother?

Let's go!

Mon!

I will not be able to go fishing with you on Sunday,

work piled up.

Well, Daddy, does not matter.

Really?

But now you'll see, the other Sunday.

Agreed from today?

Well.

What happened, Dad?

Do you took the medicine?

Ani, I said, tomorrow I have to go help studying Daniel.

And you?

He's just so gross...

And you're a great student, uh?

Oh, that song!

Pure six and five this month.

But I improved, last month was four!

You have no shame.

The teacher has it with me!

Sure, everyone else to be blamed, if you are a saint!

Fray Money Box.

What happens is the gang with which you join,

all vagues like you.

I have already fed up, eh?,

the coming year I'm going to switch schools.

To which one?

Why do you want to know?

To tell my pals and have them switched as well.

I won't go with you, today I have meet my buddies.

Please, mama will not let me go alone!

Then do not go.

How could I not go? It is my friend's party,

a big feast on full.

I promise that you'll be filled with candy.

No.

Do not be evil!

I'm bad...

I give you 10 pesos.

No.

Do not play hard to get, I know you love money.

20 pesos.

Hey, I do not sell.

30 now and die.

50.

I have not got!

Please!

Well, do not go, and do not see your boyfriend.

Which boyfriend?

Do not play the fool, I saw you holding hands

with that skinny nosed one.

Do not be nosy!

Pepita already has a boyfriend!

I'll go with you for 60 pesos.

Wasn't worth 50?

But long ago,

and the money loses value.

I hate you, dwarf.

Pepita already has a boyfriend!

If you do not straighten up I'll give you a pinch.

Children, by God, every night I have to repeat the same thing?

Come on, dolly, whom mom bought her pussy?

Yes, darling, to you I bought it.

I give you your coffee, life of mine.

Tomorrow we have gym at school.

Tomorrow?

But if tomorrow is Saturday!

The profa says we must exercise.

Arturo, how many times have I told you not to say profa?

Professor.

Let's see, repeat.

Professor.

Professor.

You see?

Profa.

Here, love, your bread.

Doctor, you have phone.

Who?

A road worker who was injured on a hand.

No, no.

You go and tell the doctor is not at home

tell him to go to hospital,

and there a physician assistant will take care,

he is not at home.

Tell him I won't be late.

Ah, love, God, I do not like you're going to heal any class of people,

I do not like.

Easy, for God, easy.

That road is treating the workers very bad,

I can not leave them alone.

No late.

Eat a lot, eh?

I can not leave them alone.

And that was just me being always alone.

Dolly, take your little milk, my life.

And you, my life, you going to exercise on Saturday I do not like

on Saturday the sun comes out a lot!

You get your cap,

not going to catch a sunshine strike, my love.

Yes, Mommy.

Look!

He's stealing our clothes!

Our clothes!

Reach out, Simon!

Thief, our clothes!

They will spank me until I get red!

And what do we do?

I do not cross the town.

Neither me.

If you want we can wait until it gets dark.

Our parents would be scared and come to look for us.

And why do not we run away and go to town?

Running into the town so?

There are so many people that maybe they don't pay attention.

Help me down.

Help me, please!

You're a failure as a dog, Simon.

Hey, hey, what do I cover?

The buttocks so they would not see them or the face so they do not recognize me?

Well, the face!

No, better the buttocks.

Come on, hurry up!

Hurry up, Beto!

You too wait for us, Simon.

Oh, I pricked!

Over here is better, come on!

Do not talk so much!

They will hear us!

Good luck!

What do you look, ox?!

Four eyes!

Better they don't notice or they'll spank me, bye!

You have to get courage,

as if you were dressed.

And you say?

Good luck!

This is the brochure...

It has some phrases taken from the Gospel.

Look how good it is. We could get one with

hygiene tips...

Sorry.

Not a bad idea.

Very well, father, really.

I forgot the napkins, one moment please.

Arturo!

Tell me, Mommy.

Come, love, please. I want you to greet the priest and my friends.

After a while, yeah?

Listen to your mother, my son, come.

Here you are.

Listen to your dad, he's talking to you.

Well it is fine, and who made the drawings, father?

Made by Felipe, you know him?

Good afternoon.

What happened to your clothes, my son, where are they?

What happened?

And his clothes, my love?

I have no idea, but

we get going.

Put on the cap.

Excuse me.

So are children.

Help me with the girl, right?

Wait!

Pablo!

What time is this for getting up?

Go dress!

Five pesos each, do you think?

Very good!

Time, ox.

I give you 10 dollars for all three.

No, it's very hard for me to steal them.

That's all I bring.

It's a deal,

but it is a secret, eh?

And beware, she is my sister!

Come on, brother-in-law!

What flavor of ice cream?

Strawberry.

Cup or cone?

Vessel.

One lemon, please.

I want a strawberry, please.

For me a caramel one.

Lemon?

Yes, please.

Can you give me one?

Why?

I ran out of money.

Yes you did business!

Well, I'll lend until Monday,

but you paid one more peso.

They spanked me.

And to me, my gossipy sister

grumbled me,

miserable!

Hey, do call her so!

To me, my grandfather saw me

and gave him a cough.

He accused you?

No, he's still coughing.

At my home

everyone was concerned that did not arrive,

and cried when they saw me coming in naked.

Who did you see, the devil?

Almost.

Ah, your wonder woman!

But don't be ashamed!

it's that she saw me naked.

You should have her dead

but by laughing!

You shut up!

You too are laughing!

I'm going.

Genoveva, there goes Mon.

Already dressed?

Sure!

Mon!

Do not be ashamed, I did not see you.

Can you give me a mango, please?

What happened, have they given back your clothes?

Yes, already.

Hey, Lucas, do not you want ice cream?

Well.

You can!

I do not know how my son can take it.

Why is going to take offense?

He is very jealous.

If you want I'll tell him.

No, no, better I tell him,

at the appropriate moment.

Beto...

I fell down.

Against whom?

You're going to spend your life fighting?

Let him, at his age I was also very fighter.

Well, fight if you want!

Do not be rude to Ruben.

I do not like him coming to see you.

Go to your room.

I do not like him!

Punished without dinner.

Well, as he does not eat my dinner.

Ok, ok.

Yes,

The boy has a temper.

As you put the name of my sister

I'll break your mouth!

What will happen to Beto?

May be punished.

I'll send my pigeon

to tell us.

Be careful, do not send your birdie

and you run out of it.

How can you do to write Genoveva?

Tomorrow I complete.

The tower!

Pigs maniacs!

Geno... What?

Perverted ones!

You, and you know very well who I mean,

deserve exemplary punishment for your conduct so immoral and dirty.

Surely it is the influence of the journals and your parents

which has become you so dirty.

Child, let alone there thing.

The hands on the desk all.

What is this of going pissing anywhere?,

and exhibited naked in the streets?

Girl, let alone your nose and wipe that finger.

For this reason, and to remove this attitude

I'm going to make very difficult tests.

The next test, let's see how you solve it,

and I will not tell when they are.

Very well thought out, teacher.

See you on Saturday at the nuclear base.

Freeze!

Look, our clothes made flag!

My favorite pants!

Hide!

See? Someone is there.

It's the old man!

But why?, If it's our nuclear base...

And what do we do?

We're going to see.

Hey, you go you're the older one.

Ah, mangos! What?

Alien enemies may be, better we all go.

But why not send Simon to spy?

And if it is a monster of galaxies and eats him?

Then we grab the monster as pet.

What a clown!

No way, Simon, go see.

Come on, dog, coward!

What is it, dog?

Where you come from?

Very funny, eh?

Are you hungry?

Well, let's see.

Come.

There is very little of this, eh?

No sound.

How strange that he doesn't return.

May he have been killed?

No, the buzz he would have made for the sissy he is!

Hey, and if we go see?

Zaz!

Mon and Arturo to the right flank,

Beto on the left flank,

and Pablo along with me in the middle.

Yes, sir.

Those who drop dead, alert.

Good luck, boys.

Go ahead.

I'd better go home.

Who deserts, we urinate him.

A joke, man, it was a joke.

Hide!

Hey, so what is it?

My gun.

Best save it, not going to shoot by chance.

You're right.

He's dead!

Get up, Simon!

What happened?

See? He has three eyes.

And many teeth.

Yes, as shark's ones.

He is a Martian, don't you heard him laugh?

It seemed monster.

First he took off our clothes

and now our nuclear base.

We will not let!

And what do we do?

Let's go to the police?

Good!

Let's see, how is this thing of a hairy American?

Yes, three meters high.

And claws.

And roars.

And it stinks.

And on what do you blame him?

Of all, Mr Commissioner.

He stole our clothes when we were swimming in the pool.

And you do not know that it is forbidden to swim in the pool?

It seems to me that I have to punish you.

But we had to get back naked!

Ah, so you were the ones who walked around naked in town...

Well, I have many complaints.

And he stole our movie posters!

No wonder I have complaints of Don To�o, the owner of the theater.

And he stole our nuclear base.

Your nuclear base?

Yes, the ruins on the edge of town.

No wonder I have complaints from the owner of the land

someone is walking over his crops!

It is the Martian.

Well, it must be a very tiny feeted Martian.

Yes.

I think I'm going to lock you up...

Better leave it as it is.

We're leaving.

You wait, you wait.

Any of you know who pees on the floor of the school?

You know something?

No.

You know something?

Will be Lucas?

Let's find out!

With permission!

Quick, run!

They'll never take me out of here!

This is war!

Attention!

Today after recess we'll do the tests.

No!

Why not?

Teacher, you didn't warn us, we have not studied.

Better so, it was on purpose.

Will you sit down?

Remove the bag from here.

Didn't I told you? It's a pissing one.

Old bastard woman!

She's a witch!

She must be friends with the Martian.

And what do we do?

Let him give us a chance and you'll see.

HEADMASTER

Hey, why are you holding her?

You know it's very ugly boys get together with girls.

The principal, let's go!

If so they are as kids, what's going to be when they're grownup!

Hey, kid, what were you doing here?

Hold, villain!

Stop!

You will see who I am!

Lucas!

You come here.

What do you want?

Move over there, boy.

Lady teacher?

Did you saw a child who left by the headmaster room window?

No, I did not notice, why?

He wore a shirt full of ink.

And what if you gather everybody together all in a row

and so you see who is he?

This is what I'll do.

You saw how smart I am?

Left flank, now!

Lucas!

He takes long!

Strange, no?

It's that you put a lot wick.

It will soon explode.

Five, four, three,

two, bomb!

There's a Martian in the ruins.

Martians do not exist.

I get tired, you have not seen this one.

He has horns and tail.

It may be a cow.

And since when cows eat children?

Throws fire by his eyes.

He is green and has a long long antenna.

It was a stick...

Ah, but it seem like antenna.

Well, and what do you want me to do?

Disintegrate him with holy water.

Well, okay.

Excuse me, father,

I thought it was the enemy.

Enemy? What enemy?

Those little kids,

they should be preparing some...

Do you dare to fight with kids?

They are not children, they are dwarfs.

If you knew all that they have done to me...

It's a war.

The rockets have nothing but gunpowder to scare.

Yes, good shock hit me.

Like a drink?

Be careful here, Father.

It is tasty.

What is it?

Leaves from the road with goodwill.

From what do you make your living?

By miracle.

But tell it already.

What?

Why have you come.

The children send me.

Ah, I knew they wanted to surrender.

No, they want you to leave the ruins to them.

And why am I going to leave?

These ruins are free.

You do not like children?

Not uncooked.

But ignore them,

they do not really want me to go,

they are as happy as I am for this war.

Happy?

That's right.

You do not understand because you priests

only know preching about boring stuff.

Not for anything I'd lost this battle.

Know why?

For years and years I have walked,

I timed

with distances.

It is the first time that I stop in one place.

Who are you?

One day I decided not to stand the others

and set out on road

I wanted to find out what was behind the mountains.

And what is it?

Other mountains.

Why fight them?

To live,

to have something to do.

You do not have anyone...

Absolutely yes!

The sun, the countryside,

dust...

You know what I mean.

Sure,

when I lost my son

I became the loneliest man in the world.

That's why now I can not miss the opportunity

that life is giving me,

do you understand?

Although I die on the battlefield.

Are you Catholic?

I do not know.

What are you going to tell the children?

To be smart to give battle.

That priest is a failure!

And what do we do?

We can bomb him.

Whit which plane, ox?

It's true.

It is a matter of honor,

to let us or not.

We have to end the Martian

just for a reason.

What?

If not, he ends with us.

Mon, Genoveva wants to talk to you.

We must talk.

Your Wonder Woman?

Do you want?

I have to talk to you,

you're going to be a dad.

Who?

You, and me a mom.

But why?

For the kiss you gave me,

My grandmother says that when a girl allows kissing

she becomes pregnant.

I feel very bad.

We are going there.

Beto and Simon there.

Mon there.

Arturo there.

Daniel there.

It was there!

Attack?

Tackle!

Pricks!

The plan failed, but we'll try again!

I love you, Pepita,

with all the love,

and everything else a child could have within his heart.

I love you madly.

You are more beautiful than a rose

before taken it off the rosebush.

I want to be your boyfriend

you want to be my girlfriend?

All yours, Arturo Sanchez.

Pepita, what are you doing this afternoon?

I'll wash the clothes of my brothers,

but I can see you later.

Yes?

Pepita!

Hello!

I can talk to you?

Yes, tell me.

Alone.

What you got?

Here.

What is it?

A letter.

And what says?

If you want to be my girlfriend.

I do not like children!

Do not worry, we will not have.

Beto...

You do not have to be rude to Ruben.

Why not?

Because we're getting married.

Stop!

If you move I'll vanish you.

Let me, I do not play!

No way to answer a Martian.

What Martian, if the Martians do not exist?

If martians wouldn't exist children wouldn't either.

You know what's wrong with you?

What?

You're getting older,

and sometimes when people are old

they become cowards.

Me a coward?

You abandoned your friends to stand alone against me, no?

Lie!

Then why are you going away?

You were angry with your mother?

She'll get married.

My dad is dead.

Well, what's the big deal in getting remarried?

That my mom does not love us!

That's not true!

And how do you know? You don't have children!

When you grow up you'll leave her all alone

because apart from coward

you are selfish.

Let's go!

Where?

Do not ask and walk.

Let's go.

And the Martians have mothers?

Green and with antennas,

and we always worry about so they never feel alone.

And you have a name?

Sure.

What is it?

Saturn.

And when is your saint?

Every Tuesday.

Why do you invaded our nuclear base?

Because it will be our headquarters for when we invaded the earth.

And are going to harm children?

Of course not

We are going to eat them without chewing.

I live here.

Well, get in.

And give yourself off of that nonsense

or I'll carry you in my spaceship

and you'll never go back to see your mother.

That's dirty war!

You're absolutely right,

but have you ever heard of a clean war?

I can dine with you both?

Yes.

Sit.

Look what Ruben made for me.

You like it?

Yes.

If you want later I teach you how to make them.

They invaded the earth.

Son of the guava!

And we will be swallowed without chewing.

Shit!

And what do we do?

Well, you do not know how to ask other question?

We must end the Martian!

We're going to attack him with lightning and thunder!

And with neutron bombs!

What is that?

I do not know.

I think they're made with gasoline.

I'll sell you the gasoline.

I have a gun.

And I a pirate sword.

And a helmet of strontium.

We're going to make logs of him!

What are you doing, are you fool or what?

I'm going to be a dad.

I sell you a cot.

How a dad, if you're not grownup?

Genoveva told me.

If you want, we'll wait for the stork with our slingshots

so they can not land.

Yes? What storks, fool?

Do not be childish,

children are born in a cauliflower.

Coming from Paris!

And what I do I do with a French child?

Be prepared!

Water with the Martian!

Let us not be seen!

You watch, Beto!

Yes, here I am!

Hurry up!

Prepare wasps!

Fire!

Devilish boys!

You'll see!

Victory!

He fell off the Martian!

Let's see?

Beware!

Could be a trap.

But he don't moves.

Could not be dead?

No, no, I think he is pretending.

Heavy!

Excuse me, miss nurse

Where did to put the nuclear base Martian?

Who?

The old man who was in the ruins.

You can not visit him, he is very delicate.

And what do we do?

Prick him?

There he is, I just saw him!

Let him sleep!

He has a cone in the nose.

He is so pale.

Poor oldman.

And you do not plan to go?

No, I do not want to see him.

They are very quiet, something they must have done, right?

Well, I have not told you three to wear the napkin before eating?

And if you do not finish that rice

I'll give you a pinch.

My love, least bit salad?

A little.

You tell me.

So.

That's good?

Dad...

What is it?

A drifter who was taken to hospital.

So?

And I would like you to help him.

If he is a tramp surely they took him to the flag of the indigent,

there my assistants take care of him.

And what are the indigent?

Well, the indigent are the people who have no money.

And you could not leave a room for him alone?

Oh, my son, what happens is that the medicines are very expensive

and he does not have to pay.

And that old man did not have anyone?

He has us.

He's so alone!

Poor oldman!

And why do not we make him our grandfather?

And how are we going to have a martian grandfather?

And why not?

He has been kind as a loving father, no?

So, I miss him.

Without him it's not funny to enter the nuclear base.

I like him very much.

You know wath! I love him.

We must help him!

Perhaps we are not five men?

Well, and a dog, Simon.

Dad.

You lend me 50 pesos?

Pass me a palm.

A palm, what, do not know them?

Dad

lend me 50 pesos.

50 pesos...

Oh well,

I will have to sell you.

Hey, Mom,...

Yes, wait for me, my love.

Mom...

Mom...

She is beautiful!

I give you all for 100 pesos.

Daddy...

I have a problem.

Daddy...

Daddy...

Tomorrow, Mon, tomorrow, please, I have to give this job!

Come on, off!

Mon, what are you doing to your grandfather?!

Dad, I tell you to take the tonic, please!

I say and I say and you do not listen to me. Mon!

Come here!

Mon!

Return, dog thief, lesser man!

Daniel...

Yes?

Here.

And this?

These are pictures of me.

Why would I Want?

Oh, do not play! For you to sell them,

like all you've stolen from me.

I know you'r in trouble,

I saw you break your pig.

Pepita is kind as a loving mother!

What happened, son?

There are 344 pesos

85 cents, Dad.

For our friend can be in a room alone.

They'll you kill at home.

What, in my home they do not notice whether or not I am there.

Son?

Yes, Mom?

What's wrong with you?

A sick friend.

You wold have said.

When, Mama?

It's there.

Do not push, silence, it is a hospital.

How are you, dwarfs?

Ok.

Here we bring these things.

Thank you.

Hope you get well soon

to continue the fighting.

Sure.

We haven't returned to the nuclear base.

It's not funny without you.

Well, this hospital isn't funny without you, either.

Now when you go, we're going to bring the last battle,

and we will run you off!

What you do not know is that I am going to desintegrate you!

And it will be the last battle.

Kids, please get out I have to inject the man.

We just got here!

Goodbye, sir.

You tell us if they harm you.

See you soon, Martian.

Hold the picket like a male grouper.

We'll see, Martian.

Goodbye, dwarfs.

I warn you, if it hurts I accuse you before the children.

Dear God, take care of the Martian, he is a good oldman.

And Genoveva, that she do not suffer much by having the baby.

And Dad, Mom, and my grandfather.

I'll leave the hospital, doctor.

That would complicate things further.

Do not worry, there would be no one to notice that I am missing.

You're wrong,

no, you're not alone,

my son and his friends already adopted you as the grandfather.

As the grandfather, eh?

Yes.

By the way, doctor,

I ask a favor,

that children do not find out I'm very ill.

I do not want them to have pity.

Why do you do it?

Why?

Well, you have to defend the nuclear center,

and also

I think it's a good reason to try to live a little longer.

Kids...

I have news for you.

The enemy is waiting at the mill for the last battle.

Give your all!

Mon, here, give this to your grandfather.

What is it?

A scarf.

You knew?

Your grandfather between cough and cough tells me everything,

and says you do not move me,

really is not that true?

So what, let's walk on Sunday?

Now I can not, I have a problem.

You know you can count on me for everything.

Thank you, Daddy.

But go and give it to him.

Run!

Where are you going, Pablo?

I have something to do.

Do not be late, because later you owe me a visit.

Uh, since when?

Since you get late at night for taking care of that your friend of yours.

And how do you know?

When you go, I already came.

I want bread!

And now, where are you going?

To the war.

Good luck!

Mom!

You're always getting married?

Yes.

Why?

Because I really like Ruben.

But trully you'll never stop loving me?

No, my love,

never.

Come on, you'll be late.

Craps!

There he is! Simon!

Let's get him!

Better go!

Stop there, what you waiting for?!

Attack him!

They won't get me out!

Quick!

Fire!

I do not go out!

I'll be back!

I think it's around here.

Come on, let him not come to find out because... help!

Help me, help!

Help me get him down!

What happened?!

Do not worry, we will end the Martian!

Help us, Simon!

Now you'll see!

Fire!

Prepare your weapons, there's the oldman!

You're lost Martian, surrender!

Okay, okay, I surrender!

But not now!

Ah, martian mashed potatos!

He're going to pay!

You cheated us...

Now you're going to sleep warm, Martian.

Now you'll see what we do.

Do not see anything.

And no sound.

It will be dead?

Hopefully not.

What would we do without him?

Look!

He surrenders!

You have withstand as a true hero,

and we want to award you a medal.

Well, you have been very brave enemies.

May all winners be like you.

What, are you leaving?

Yes.

Why?

Are you mad because we beat you?

Do not go!

Well, I have to go to prepare a strategy for the coming year,

come back and take back the ruins.

The spoils of the battle is up there

it is yours.

And yours, too.

You saw? What a kind father!