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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,352 --> 00:00:34,352 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:35,366 --> 00:00:37,570 [Static] 3 00:00:43,709 --> 00:00:47,213 [Static continues] 4 00:01:22,281 --> 00:01:25,385 [Static] 5 00:01:40,766 --> 00:01:42,802 [Whirring] 6 00:01:53,278 --> 00:01:55,347 [Professor] Sir, come see this! 7 00:01:55,381 --> 00:01:57,483 [Commandant] God! That's impossible. 8 00:01:57,516 --> 00:02:00,719 [Professor] Something inside must have killed Agent Tracy. 9 00:02:00,753 --> 00:02:05,125 Playback Psychobook's analysis of the mission. 10 00:02:11,629 --> 00:02:14,500 Strange, a virus playing against himself. 11 00:02:14,532 --> 00:02:17,335 What the hell is his master plan? 12 00:02:17,368 --> 00:02:20,473 Keep this top secret, don't tell the others about agent Tracy. 13 00:02:20,506 --> 00:02:22,574 Yes, Commandant. 14 00:02:22,608 --> 00:02:25,711 [Gasping] 15 00:02:25,743 --> 00:02:28,213 - Call an ambulance. - [Continues gasping] 16 00:02:34,853 --> 00:02:39,159 [Telephone ringing] 17 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:50,302 [Palmer] Yes? 18 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:53,539 OK. Understood. 19 00:02:53,572 --> 00:02:57,475 Agent D. T. Gagano. Where the hell is your mind? 20 00:02:57,508 --> 00:03:00,612 - Sorry, Lieutenant. - Move your ass. 21 00:03:03,414 --> 00:03:05,383 [Professor] Alarms went off at 19:16. 22 00:03:05,417 --> 00:03:06,852 A virus has taken over the system. 23 00:03:06,884 --> 00:03:10,722 It's source code is hidden inside a region of Psychobook. 24 00:03:10,756 --> 00:03:12,858 [Palmer] What type is it? 25 00:03:12,890 --> 00:03:16,361 - Soviet Union computer virus. - Damn Russians! 26 00:03:16,395 --> 00:03:19,398 They are infecting the whole system. 27 00:03:19,431 --> 00:03:23,403 - Hey, Magnus! - Hey! Have a good mission, man! 28 00:03:24,902 --> 00:03:26,338 Lately, the Soviet Union 29 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:27,840 has been becoming more and more aggressive 30 00:03:27,872 --> 00:03:29,774 towards the management system. 31 00:03:29,807 --> 00:03:32,477 [Grunts] 32 00:03:32,510 --> 00:03:34,913 - Is something wrong? - [Gagano] Back... back pain! 33 00:03:36,649 --> 00:03:38,251 Status? 34 00:03:38,283 --> 00:03:43,722 Uploading to Psychobook in five, four, three. 35 00:03:46,959 --> 00:03:49,662 I will be monitoring you. 36 00:04:30,601 --> 00:04:33,538 'Boys, the suspect is approaching the entrance. 37 00:04:33,572 --> 00:04:36,042 'You have 45 seconds.' 38 00:04:36,074 --> 00:04:37,776 Block him with a force ring. 39 00:04:37,810 --> 00:04:41,713 'Impossible, he doesn't have an implanted chip.' 40 00:04:41,747 --> 00:04:45,350 Shit, he's a Soviet! Put me in touch with the Professor. 41 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:53,359 - Continue fumigating. - Yes, sir. 42 00:04:55,827 --> 00:04:58,563 [Telephone ringing] 43 00:04:58,596 --> 00:05:00,532 I've got the virus source code. 44 00:05:00,565 --> 00:05:02,600 We need your assistance right now. 45 00:05:02,634 --> 00:05:05,705 Send over the satellite. 46 00:05:05,737 --> 00:05:08,040 What the hell are you doing in my house? 47 00:05:08,072 --> 00:05:11,543 Pest Control state company. 48 00:05:11,576 --> 00:05:12,844 What the fuck? 49 00:05:12,877 --> 00:05:16,581 I'm putting an end to the plague in this building. 50 00:05:18,516 --> 00:05:20,019 No, these are a bunch of fake... 51 00:05:52,184 --> 00:05:54,120 Jiminy, we need support. 52 00:05:54,153 --> 00:05:55,888 Use Zeus Satellite to neutralize him! 53 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,990 'I need the target's coordinates.' 54 00:06:04,028 --> 00:06:05,697 Run, now! 55 00:06:13,004 --> 00:06:15,475 - Palmer. - Relax, man. 56 00:06:16,975 --> 00:06:19,645 It's time to die, Agents! 57 00:06:19,677 --> 00:06:21,713 Jiminy, he's on the water tower! 58 00:06:27,586 --> 00:06:30,021 [Screaming] 59 00:06:40,966 --> 00:06:44,737 [Indistinct advert on loudspeaker] 60 00:07:11,129 --> 00:07:13,499 What the hell happened here? 61 00:07:13,531 --> 00:07:16,201 The virus is striking again. 62 00:07:16,235 --> 00:07:20,439 It has attacked Psychobook's advertising system. 63 00:07:34,952 --> 00:07:36,888 Now... 64 00:07:36,922 --> 00:07:39,992 OK, Malin, it's enough for today. 65 00:07:42,894 --> 00:07:44,896 Your poor husband has been waiting there 66 00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:46,665 for more than ten minutes. 67 00:07:59,076 --> 00:08:02,814 Come and have a shower with me, boy. 68 00:08:04,249 --> 00:08:05,885 OK. 69 00:08:24,336 --> 00:08:26,838 [Screaming] 70 00:08:28,973 --> 00:08:33,545 - What's wrong? - My back! 71 00:08:36,581 --> 00:08:39,851 Birdie, are you sleeping? 72 00:08:39,884 --> 00:08:42,221 I'm gonna hand in my resignation tomorrow. 73 00:08:42,254 --> 00:08:45,291 - I'm done with the CIA. - Are you sure? 74 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:49,995 I love you, birdie. 75 00:08:50,028 --> 00:08:53,132 I love you, my little fly. 76 00:08:58,703 --> 00:09:02,807 [Man moaning on TV] 77 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:11,783 'Yeah... oh!' 78 00:09:13,384 --> 00:09:16,121 [Moaning continues] 79 00:09:17,054 --> 00:09:21,025 'Ooh, yeah!' 80 00:09:21,058 --> 00:09:23,261 'Mr. Batfro!' 81 00:09:32,336 --> 00:09:37,242 [Sirens wailing] 82 00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:03,268 [Palmer] 'Stop watching this Russian propaganda 83 00:10:03,301 --> 00:10:06,004 'and get your skinny ass into the office right away. 84 00:10:06,038 --> 00:10:08,307 'We have a Code Red.' 85 00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:10,709 - Right now? - 'Yes, right now!' 86 00:10:10,741 --> 00:10:13,111 [Malin] What's going on? 87 00:10:13,144 --> 00:10:15,847 Where the hell are you going? 88 00:10:17,182 --> 00:10:21,787 I'll be right back. It's just a moment. 89 00:10:21,820 --> 00:10:24,690 Thank God you're quitting. 90 00:10:24,722 --> 00:10:27,759 Duty calls, for the last time. 91 00:10:43,274 --> 00:10:46,110 Lieutenant Palmer, Agent Gagano. 92 00:10:46,144 --> 00:10:51,250 Tonight you will be facing Operation Jungle. 93 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:53,018 Please, Professor. 94 00:10:53,051 --> 00:10:55,721 The CIA believes that the Soviet Union virus 95 00:10:55,754 --> 00:11:00,192 is planning a big operation to take over Psychobook. 96 00:11:00,225 --> 00:11:02,695 After analyzing the piece of code you brought, 97 00:11:02,727 --> 00:11:06,364 we've found an anomaly in Psychobook's old abandoned CPU. 98 00:11:06,398 --> 00:11:09,201 Your mission is to retrieve samples 99 00:11:09,234 --> 00:11:12,905 of any anomalous substance found inside that factory. 100 00:11:12,937 --> 00:11:14,840 Any questions? 101 00:11:17,475 --> 00:11:20,879 How do we enter the domain of the virus? 102 00:11:20,912 --> 00:11:22,815 Our hackers were able to track 103 00:11:22,847 --> 00:11:25,083 the Soviet Union protection system, 104 00:11:25,116 --> 00:11:29,054 so we will drop your avatars in there. 105 00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:36,262 [Telephone ringing] 106 00:11:39,096 --> 00:11:40,399 You're talking 107 00:11:40,432 --> 00:11:43,936 with the President of the United States of America. 108 00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:46,171 Commandant Alfons Rebane. Estonia. 109 00:11:46,203 --> 00:11:48,339 'Commandant, give me the update.' 110 00:11:48,373 --> 00:11:51,343 Operation Jungle will be launching tomorrow night. 111 00:11:51,375 --> 00:11:54,413 Excellent! Keep me posted, Commandant. 112 00:12:06,091 --> 00:12:08,860 [Malin] The owners told me we can visit the place tomorrow, 113 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:11,764 it's just an hour's drive from here. 114 00:12:13,831 --> 00:12:16,869 We could put the counter here on this side. 115 00:12:18,135 --> 00:12:19,771 You see? 116 00:12:19,804 --> 00:12:23,975 - What do you think, darling? - Pepperoni, fresh tomato. 117 00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:26,312 You are not listening to me. 118 00:12:36,855 --> 00:12:39,390 I think it's a good idea. 119 00:12:39,423 --> 00:12:42,160 Let's go there, little fly, let's give it a try. 120 00:12:42,193 --> 00:12:45,029 Let's leave this horrid city and try. 121 00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:49,868 But... I'm a CIA agent. 122 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,469 Things are not so simple. 123 00:12:51,503 --> 00:12:54,173 So you didn't drop in your resignation letter... 124 00:12:54,206 --> 00:12:57,475 Well... let's just plan for it. 125 00:12:57,509 --> 00:13:01,413 Plan it? We've been talking and talking. 126 00:13:01,446 --> 00:13:04,383 It's been seven years, my little fly. 127 00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:07,085 You don't give a shit about my kickboxing academy. 128 00:13:07,118 --> 00:13:08,587 I do, but... 129 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:11,856 But what? I'm tired of planning! 130 00:13:11,889 --> 00:13:13,357 But, birdie... 131 00:13:13,390 --> 00:13:16,495 I told my boss I'll be leaving by the end of the week. 132 00:13:16,528 --> 00:13:20,932 You can stay with your special force, Agent Gagano. 133 00:13:50,528 --> 00:13:53,398 The system will be cracked soon. 134 00:13:53,431 --> 00:13:56,168 The old CPU must be right there. 135 00:13:56,201 --> 00:13:58,937 This will be my last mission, Palmer. 136 00:13:58,970 --> 00:14:02,240 We have been saving up to open this kickboxing academy. 137 00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:05,076 Big, famous kickboxing academy. 138 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:07,546 Why don't you open a pizzeria instead? 139 00:14:07,578 --> 00:14:11,983 A pizzeria? Me? Nah, it's just a hobby. 140 00:14:13,217 --> 00:14:15,987 What about you, Palmer? 141 00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:19,056 - What about me? - About the future. 142 00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:20,591 The future? 143 00:14:20,625 --> 00:14:21,960 [Scoffs] 144 00:14:21,993 --> 00:14:24,230 Who cares about the future? 145 00:14:26,965 --> 00:14:29,033 Commandant, is the CIA aware 146 00:14:29,067 --> 00:14:31,669 that you're sending two men to their probable death? 147 00:14:31,702 --> 00:14:35,307 Professor, no agent dies inside Psychobook. 148 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:37,910 It's just a virtual reality. 149 00:14:39,711 --> 00:14:42,648 Tell that to Agent Tracy. 150 00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:46,418 Are you challenging my command, Professor? 151 00:14:46,451 --> 00:14:50,989 With all due respect, this new threat is unknown, Commandant. 152 00:14:51,022 --> 00:14:54,092 Please, shut up, they are right here. 153 00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:56,028 Don't be so worried. 154 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:59,632 They can't hear you. They're in there. 155 00:15:09,506 --> 00:15:11,575 Jiminy, we are in position. 156 00:15:11,609 --> 00:15:15,280 [Jiminy] 'Message from Commandant Alfons Rebane.' 157 00:15:15,312 --> 00:15:18,549 [Commandant] 'Lieutenant Palmer, are you alone?' 158 00:15:19,283 --> 00:15:20,385 Yes, sir. 159 00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:24,356 Make sure it's the dwarf 160 00:15:24,389 --> 00:15:28,060 who manipulates any kind of substance. 161 00:15:28,092 --> 00:15:31,729 We wouldn't want to put you in any risk. 162 00:15:31,763 --> 00:15:35,233 'You're too valuable for the CIA.' 163 00:15:35,265 --> 00:15:37,168 'End of the message.' 164 00:15:37,201 --> 00:15:41,673 Lieutenant! Come see this. 165 00:15:41,706 --> 00:15:44,676 [Palmer] It looks like the substance from the CIA lab. 166 00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:46,277 [Gagano] But that's impossible. 167 00:15:46,311 --> 00:15:49,348 The government has the monopoly over the synthesis. 168 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:52,150 Come on, take a couple of samples. 169 00:15:54,552 --> 00:15:56,620 I'm starting to feel dizzy. 170 00:15:56,653 --> 00:15:59,390 Dammit, the substance might be emitting gas. 171 00:15:59,423 --> 00:16:01,225 Jiminy! Gas mask. 172 00:16:01,259 --> 00:16:04,562 I need a mask! Palmer, the mask! 173 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:07,231 Jiminy, create a gas mask! 174 00:16:07,264 --> 00:16:10,735 Oh, this is painful, Palmer. Please wake me up! 175 00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:12,104 Don't be a chicken, 176 00:16:12,136 --> 00:16:14,438 I will see you outside in a few seconds. 177 00:16:14,471 --> 00:16:16,375 Lieutenant! 178 00:16:40,597 --> 00:16:44,336 Let's deactivate Psychobook's monitoring system. 179 00:16:44,369 --> 00:16:47,572 - I can't do that. - Do you want to die? 180 00:16:47,605 --> 00:16:50,108 I can't die in here, Stalin. 181 00:16:50,140 --> 00:16:53,411 OK, enough, I'm leaving. It was nice to see you. 182 00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:55,280 Jiminy, take me home! 183 00:16:55,312 --> 00:16:57,415 'Loading the way out.' 184 00:16:59,283 --> 00:17:01,352 [Scoffs] This will only keep us 185 00:17:01,385 --> 00:17:05,190 out of the network for a moment, General Stalin. 186 00:17:05,222 --> 00:17:08,326 Operation Jungle is now in our hands, 187 00:17:08,358 --> 00:17:11,062 Lieutenant Palmer Eldritch. 188 00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:12,163 You know me? 189 00:17:12,196 --> 00:17:15,700 Are you kidding me? I'm a virus. 190 00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:20,605 I know you better than yourself. 191 00:17:20,637 --> 00:17:22,273 What do you want? 192 00:17:23,842 --> 00:17:26,745 Help me sell the substance. 193 00:17:26,778 --> 00:17:29,748 You'll be very rich. 194 00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:32,517 I don't make deals with computer viruses. 195 00:17:32,549 --> 00:17:35,353 Ahahah, you will! 196 00:17:35,385 --> 00:17:36,754 Look! 197 00:17:41,425 --> 00:17:42,693 Who were you serving 198 00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:47,199 when you fucked Commandant Alfons Rebane's wife, 199 00:17:47,231 --> 00:17:49,535 you dirty bastard? 200 00:17:53,805 --> 00:17:58,143 Make the right deals and I will make you rich. 201 00:17:58,175 --> 00:18:04,115 Betray me and I will dismember you in the real world. 202 00:18:17,194 --> 00:18:18,230 Fuck. 203 00:18:21,365 --> 00:18:23,734 Try to wake him up, Professor. 204 00:18:23,768 --> 00:18:25,804 Sorry, but that's not possible. 205 00:18:25,836 --> 00:18:27,838 Shit. 206 00:18:27,872 --> 00:18:30,109 What the hell happened inside? 207 00:18:36,247 --> 00:18:37,615 Ladies and gentleman, 208 00:18:37,648 --> 00:18:41,752 Captain Lagucci performing for you tonight. 209 00:18:54,298 --> 00:18:55,733 Yeah. 210 00:18:58,202 --> 00:18:59,637 Yeah... 211 00:19:01,506 --> 00:19:04,176 [In German] Lick this! 212 00:19:04,209 --> 00:19:05,878 [In German] Lick this! 213 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,487 Asshole. 214 00:19:17,221 --> 00:19:18,856 Fuck it! 215 00:19:26,297 --> 00:19:27,766 Excuse me. 216 00:19:27,798 --> 00:19:29,867 You must leave right now. 217 00:19:29,901 --> 00:19:34,940 Do you see anybody else here? Do you see? 218 00:19:35,973 --> 00:19:38,543 I don't see anybody else here. 219 00:19:39,676 --> 00:19:41,679 This show is for me! 220 00:19:44,715 --> 00:19:46,751 Ooh... 221 00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:53,625 [Indistinct insult] 222 00:19:53,657 --> 00:19:56,894 Captain Lagucci is not dancing for you, baby, 223 00:19:56,928 --> 00:19:59,364 she's dancing for the universe. 224 00:19:59,396 --> 00:20:02,433 [Telephone ringing] 225 00:20:07,038 --> 00:20:08,339 Hello? 226 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,576 Malin, it's for you, darling. 227 00:20:13,678 --> 00:20:15,314 Hello? 228 00:20:31,328 --> 00:20:38,236 Please promise, if he passes, he must pass at home, with me. 229 00:20:39,336 --> 00:20:42,606 - Hey, I will try. - Please, promise. 230 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:48,513 Hey, I promise. You see? I promise. 231 00:20:48,546 --> 00:20:52,350 I promise you. Don't worry, I... I promise. 232 00:20:52,383 --> 00:20:53,852 Promise... 233 00:20:53,884 --> 00:20:56,721 What the fuck are you doing? 234 00:20:58,923 --> 00:21:01,660 That was not my intention, I just... 235 00:21:01,692 --> 00:21:02,860 You're such a brute. 236 00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:07,298 What happened between us was a big mistake. 237 00:21:09,599 --> 00:21:11,903 OK, that's fine. 238 00:21:27,585 --> 00:21:30,288 Create a mirror doppelganger of Agent Gagano. 239 00:21:34,358 --> 00:21:35,826 Mirror copy created. 240 00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:37,561 Upload our copy into Betta Ethiopia. 241 00:21:41,632 --> 00:21:44,536 [Woman] Copy uploaded, Comrade Stalin. 242 00:22:10,161 --> 00:22:12,530 [Gagano] Excuse me, waiter. 243 00:22:14,030 --> 00:22:15,933 What would you like to eat, sir? 244 00:22:19,836 --> 00:22:21,705 Just a pizza margarita. 245 00:22:21,739 --> 00:22:29,413 [Waiter] Pizza... mar-ga-ri-ta. 246 00:22:29,446 --> 00:22:32,683 OK, sir. Anything to drink? 247 00:22:32,717 --> 00:22:34,453 No, thanks. 248 00:23:22,232 --> 00:23:25,702 [Man] Huh? Shit man, how unfortunate! 249 00:23:25,736 --> 00:23:28,774 It's the government's fucking president. 250 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,409 [PA] 'Round one!' 251 00:23:54,565 --> 00:23:55,700 [PA] 'You win!' 252 00:23:55,732 --> 00:23:58,869 This is the substance! Vote for Batfro! 253 00:23:58,903 --> 00:24:01,706 Damn drug addicts! 254 00:24:01,739 --> 00:24:04,808 [PA] 'Continue voting for Batfro as your favorite president, 255 00:24:04,842 --> 00:24:06,911 'the chosen one to eradicate the damn drug addicts.' 256 00:24:06,943 --> 00:24:10,981 [Man] Shut up! Not even your own mother would vote for you. 257 00:24:12,983 --> 00:24:15,086 Don't you like the pizza, sir? 258 00:24:15,118 --> 00:24:19,923 It's fine... but the oven is not heating the bottom enough 259 00:24:19,957 --> 00:24:23,695 so the base of the pizza is too soft. 260 00:24:23,728 --> 00:24:26,631 May I have the bill, please? 261 00:24:28,798 --> 00:24:32,037 I hope you accept credit cards. 262 00:24:37,074 --> 00:24:38,710 Phew! 263 00:24:40,144 --> 00:24:42,846 Jiminy, priority message. 264 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:46,585 'Trying to find a secure connection, please hold.' 265 00:25:01,132 --> 00:25:03,268 Here is Agent Gagano, 266 00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:07,038 last known location was the abandoned Psychobook's CPU. 267 00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:08,972 I paid with my credit card, 268 00:25:09,006 --> 00:25:11,610 you should be able to track my position. 269 00:25:13,009 --> 00:25:16,280 'New message from headquarters.' 270 00:25:16,314 --> 00:25:21,553 'Agent, new position identified as Betta Ethiopia. 271 00:25:21,586 --> 00:25:24,021 'Wait for instructions.' 272 00:25:24,055 --> 00:25:26,625 Come on, guys, take me home! 273 00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:40,071 [Italian accent] Hello, sir. This is Mr. Sophistication. 274 00:25:41,172 --> 00:25:43,240 Sorry for calling you so late, 275 00:25:43,273 --> 00:25:45,242 but, er... we have a problem 276 00:25:45,276 --> 00:25:48,647 with the credit card in the restaurant. 277 00:25:53,617 --> 00:25:56,086 [Jiminy] 'Agent D. T. Gagano.' 278 00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:57,321 Thank God. 279 00:25:57,355 --> 00:26:00,223 [Commandant] 'I have bad news, Agent. 280 00:26:00,257 --> 00:26:03,661 'I'm afraid you're in an irreversible coma. 281 00:26:03,693 --> 00:26:05,195 'We can't wake you up.' 282 00:26:05,229 --> 00:26:07,097 What? 283 00:26:07,131 --> 00:26:08,733 What the hell, Commandant! 284 00:26:08,766 --> 00:26:10,134 'What you're experiencing 285 00:26:10,166 --> 00:26:13,036 'is the last traces of your mental activity.' 286 00:26:13,069 --> 00:26:14,871 [Gagano] 'Something must be wrong. 287 00:26:14,904 --> 00:26:18,009 'This partition of the system looks very real.' 288 00:26:18,041 --> 00:26:20,310 You don't have much time left, kid, 289 00:26:20,344 --> 00:26:23,347 although Psychobook is still able to track your inner-voice. 290 00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:26,918 'You're wrong, Commandant. I'm here! 291 00:26:26,951 --> 00:26:30,054 'Don't you see me?' 292 00:26:30,086 --> 00:26:32,022 [Waiter] Sir! Could you please open the door? 293 00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:37,127 'I hope you are still able to receive this message. 294 00:26:37,161 --> 00:26:40,064 'They told me it will be the last one.' 295 00:26:40,096 --> 00:26:41,665 No! 296 00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:44,869 This must be a stupid mistake. 297 00:26:46,403 --> 00:26:49,641 'Your brain is fading, my love. 298 00:26:51,142 --> 00:26:53,177 'Rest in peace.' 299 00:26:53,210 --> 00:26:55,313 'End of the message.' 300 00:26:57,714 --> 00:27:01,952 Listen, birdie. I will come back before Sunday. 301 00:27:01,986 --> 00:27:03,421 This is my last mission. 302 00:27:03,453 --> 00:27:07,258 'Listen, Agent, the Soviet Union is planning something big. 303 00:27:07,290 --> 00:27:10,427 'Try to find out before you wither and die. 304 00:27:10,461 --> 00:27:12,230 'Good luck and sorry.' 305 00:27:14,365 --> 00:27:16,299 Shit! 306 00:27:16,333 --> 00:27:17,701 [Jiminy] 'End of the message.' 307 00:27:19,769 --> 00:27:22,106 Here you are, you drug addict! 308 00:27:35,219 --> 00:27:39,289 You motherfucker. What did you do to him? 309 00:27:39,323 --> 00:27:41,726 How can he die? 310 00:27:41,759 --> 00:27:44,261 All this shit is just a computer game. 311 00:27:44,295 --> 00:27:46,998 We are trying to find out, lady. 312 00:27:47,030 --> 00:27:48,732 Bring him back to me! 313 00:27:48,766 --> 00:27:50,435 You go inside that computer game! 314 00:27:50,468 --> 00:27:52,135 - Easy. Easy! - Go and bring him back! 315 00:27:52,169 --> 00:27:54,939 Malin, please stop! Please, please. 316 00:27:55,806 --> 00:27:57,174 Malin! 317 00:28:27,837 --> 00:28:31,809 [Beeping] 318 00:28:41,317 --> 00:28:43,354 Fuck you, Stalin. 319 00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,816 What is this? 320 00:29:11,848 --> 00:29:14,519 - My savings. - My ass. 321 00:29:14,551 --> 00:29:16,887 Where did you get a pink Mastercard? 322 00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:18,355 What's going on? 323 00:29:18,388 --> 00:29:21,992 Where's the money coming from, Palmer? 324 00:29:22,026 --> 00:29:25,296 I was thinking I could help you open the most... 325 00:29:25,328 --> 00:29:26,964 [Malicious laughter in the distance] 326 00:29:29,866 --> 00:29:32,970 ...the most beautiful kickboxing academy 327 00:29:33,002 --> 00:29:35,874 anybody has ever, ever seen. 328 00:30:05,201 --> 00:30:08,272 Did you bring the goods, mister man? 329 00:30:13,076 --> 00:30:15,246 Transfer the money to my credit card. 330 00:30:15,278 --> 00:30:17,448 First the goods! 331 00:30:30,326 --> 00:30:32,563 Your money's transferred. 332 00:30:32,596 --> 00:30:33,597 [Door opening] 333 00:30:36,099 --> 00:30:38,368 - Stop! Police! - The cops! 334 00:30:38,402 --> 00:30:39,971 Fuck! 335 00:30:45,241 --> 00:30:48,645 Look, dwarf, we have a problem. This piece of crap is fake. 336 00:30:48,679 --> 00:30:50,548 In this country 337 00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:55,452 only one type of person uses false credit cards. 338 00:30:55,486 --> 00:30:58,656 Can you stop fucking interrupting me? 339 00:30:58,689 --> 00:31:01,425 Oh, I'm very sorry, sir. 340 00:31:01,458 --> 00:31:04,929 [Batfro] Do you want to scare the kid? 341 00:31:04,961 --> 00:31:06,129 [Gagano] Hey! I'm grown-ass man! 342 00:31:06,163 --> 00:31:08,432 [Batfro] Put the gun away! Now! 343 00:31:08,464 --> 00:31:09,599 [Sophistication] I'm sorry, sir. 344 00:31:09,633 --> 00:31:12,068 For god's sake! What was I saying? 345 00:31:12,102 --> 00:31:14,605 - In this country... - Ah, yes! 346 00:31:14,637 --> 00:31:16,139 In this country 347 00:31:16,173 --> 00:31:19,109 only the drug dealers that work for Reverend Roy 348 00:31:19,143 --> 00:31:21,077 use false credit cards. 349 00:31:21,111 --> 00:31:23,448 I don't know what you're talking about. 350 00:31:24,981 --> 00:31:28,452 Please, Mr. Sophistication, do your thing. 351 00:31:30,086 --> 00:31:33,691 - Who are you working for? - For no one! 352 00:31:33,723 --> 00:31:36,293 Get down on your knees. Now! 353 00:31:36,326 --> 00:31:40,097 Stop! He's just a child! 354 00:31:46,269 --> 00:31:49,673 So... we have a brave man here. 355 00:31:49,707 --> 00:31:53,144 You're talking to a patriot, show a little bit of respect. 356 00:31:56,346 --> 00:32:02,019 I will teach you some respect. Lick my boots. 357 00:32:02,051 --> 00:32:03,987 Go ahead and lick them! 358 00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:06,324 [Man] You're a disgrace to the country. 359 00:32:09,326 --> 00:32:12,195 Hey! You! Leave him alone! 360 00:32:12,229 --> 00:32:13,463 [Gunshots] 361 00:32:15,031 --> 00:32:16,500 [Sighs] 362 00:32:16,532 --> 00:32:18,669 He was obviously a hippie. 363 00:32:23,606 --> 00:32:25,309 Fuck! 364 00:32:26,609 --> 00:32:28,245 What the hell? 365 00:32:28,578 --> 00:32:30,580 Shit. 366 00:32:30,614 --> 00:32:32,517 Fuck this. 367 00:32:39,789 --> 00:32:42,526 Prince, we are at your service. 368 00:32:42,558 --> 00:32:44,995 I'm not your prince. 369 00:32:45,028 --> 00:32:47,365 Come on, you're immortal! 370 00:32:47,397 --> 00:32:52,369 You've been sent to fight Batfro and his false democracy. 371 00:32:52,403 --> 00:32:56,640 That arrogant president is a disgrace to our country. 372 00:32:56,673 --> 00:32:58,342 [Jiminy] 'Error.' 373 00:32:58,375 --> 00:33:00,744 Jiminy, are you still able to track? 374 00:33:00,778 --> 00:33:01,746 'Error.' 375 00:33:01,778 --> 00:33:03,614 What is that? 376 00:33:03,646 --> 00:33:07,317 The virus must be generating doppelgangers. 377 00:33:07,351 --> 00:33:09,787 'Agent, Betta Ethiopia is outside 378 00:33:09,819 --> 00:33:12,389 'of the domain of the virus Soviet Union.' 379 00:33:12,423 --> 00:33:14,290 Record my voice. 380 00:33:14,324 --> 00:33:16,527 'Impossible to record the message. 381 00:33:16,559 --> 00:33:19,663 'Inner-voice signal too weak to be tracked.' 382 00:33:19,695 --> 00:33:23,533 Have you seen that sorcery? 383 00:33:23,567 --> 00:33:26,636 'Signal too low. Signal too low. 384 00:33:26,670 --> 00:33:28,605 [Static, fading] 'Signal too low.' 385 00:33:28,638 --> 00:33:31,541 Jiminy? Jiminy! 386 00:33:33,743 --> 00:33:36,346 Wake up. I must wake up! 387 00:33:36,380 --> 00:33:39,116 Wake up. I must wake up. 388 00:33:39,148 --> 00:33:41,251 Wake up! Wake up! 389 00:33:41,285 --> 00:33:44,055 Wake up, Gagano! Wake up! Wake up! 390 00:33:44,087 --> 00:33:45,455 Please, my Prince! 391 00:33:45,489 --> 00:33:47,525 You're going to hurt yourself. Stop, Prince. 392 00:33:47,557 --> 00:33:51,228 - Wake up, Gagano. Wake up! - Please, my Prince! 393 00:33:51,260 --> 00:33:56,299 Wake up. Wake up, Gagano! Wake up, wake up! 394 00:34:00,737 --> 00:34:03,508 [Telephone ringing] 395 00:34:08,878 --> 00:34:10,081 What? 396 00:34:10,114 --> 00:34:11,682 Sir, Mr. Sophistication is here. 397 00:34:12,748 --> 00:34:14,618 Why did you let him? 398 00:34:20,289 --> 00:34:22,259 Hello, sir. 399 00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:24,360 My kung fu masters. 400 00:34:24,393 --> 00:34:26,162 Spaghetti. 401 00:34:26,195 --> 00:34:28,199 Ravioli. 402 00:34:28,231 --> 00:34:29,599 Baltazar. 403 00:34:30,233 --> 00:34:31,701 [Laughs] 404 00:34:31,735 --> 00:34:34,305 Tell them to bring me a whisky. 405 00:34:39,742 --> 00:34:42,746 What's your plan for the dwarf, sir? 406 00:34:42,778 --> 00:34:45,115 What are you gonna do with him? 407 00:34:45,148 --> 00:34:47,184 I will lock him up forever! 408 00:34:50,820 --> 00:34:53,490 - Please, sir. - 'Mr. President. 409 00:34:53,523 --> 00:34:56,726 'The midget is more important than you can imagine. 410 00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,797 'He's the key element to strengthen our relations.' 411 00:34:59,829 --> 00:35:02,266 My dear Stalin, are you talking 412 00:35:02,298 --> 00:35:05,570 about the military agreement with the Soviet Union? 413 00:35:07,403 --> 00:35:09,440 'I'm talking about a new agreement 414 00:35:09,472 --> 00:35:12,308 'to take over the whole Psychobook. 415 00:35:12,342 --> 00:35:14,478 'The midget is a CIA agent 416 00:35:14,510 --> 00:35:17,148 'and can give us full access to the source code.' 417 00:35:18,782 --> 00:35:22,186 What do you need to organize this? 418 00:35:22,219 --> 00:35:24,320 'First, to crack the system, 419 00:35:24,353 --> 00:35:28,324 'we need to get our hands on the most powerful terminal. 420 00:35:28,358 --> 00:35:31,795 'The Ark of the Covenant.' 421 00:35:31,827 --> 00:35:34,197 [Batfro] The Ark is protected by a Shaolin monk. 422 00:35:34,231 --> 00:35:35,766 He's invincible. 423 00:35:35,798 --> 00:35:39,302 Psychobook programmed him with Force 7. 424 00:35:40,804 --> 00:35:44,340 [Sophistication] Let my kung fu masters handle this. 425 00:35:44,373 --> 00:35:47,911 They will get the Ark of the Covenant for us. 426 00:36:23,547 --> 00:36:25,315 [PA] 'Round one!' 427 00:36:50,007 --> 00:36:52,242 [PA] 'You lose!' 428 00:36:53,510 --> 00:36:57,314 'Upgrade the kung fu masters to Force 8.' 429 00:36:57,347 --> 00:36:59,717 [PA] 'Upgrade complete.' 430 00:37:07,356 --> 00:37:09,626 [PA] 'Round two.' 431 00:38:01,610 --> 00:38:03,647 [PA] 'You win! 432 00:38:05,715 --> 00:38:08,485 'The Arc is yours!' 433 00:38:20,496 --> 00:38:24,868 "Davvero. Grazie, grazie." 434 00:38:26,001 --> 00:38:30,007 '"Davvero. Grazie, grazie."' 435 00:38:32,742 --> 00:38:37,648 Now that we have the old relic, let's get the key. 436 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,796 Mr. President. 437 00:39:01,838 --> 00:39:04,875 Congratulations, Mr. President. 438 00:39:07,010 --> 00:39:09,546 This new agreement with the Soviet Union 439 00:39:09,579 --> 00:39:11,115 will give us full access 440 00:39:11,148 --> 00:39:14,117 to all the profiles and regions of Psychobook. 441 00:39:14,150 --> 00:39:16,119 We will be able to protect 442 00:39:16,152 --> 00:39:18,488 our dear citizens against bad guys. 443 00:39:22,492 --> 00:39:26,530 [Indistinct chatter] 444 00:39:33,003 --> 00:39:35,139 - Sir. - Get out! 445 00:39:35,172 --> 00:39:38,409 Sir, can I borrow your dwarf tomorrow? 446 00:39:40,476 --> 00:39:43,079 Of course not. 447 00:39:43,112 --> 00:39:45,849 Sir, I can make him give us the code. 448 00:39:46,882 --> 00:39:48,818 Are you deaf or something? 449 00:39:48,851 --> 00:39:52,188 You don't trust me, Mr. President? 450 00:39:52,222 --> 00:39:55,159 Do you take me for a fool? 451 00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,195 I'm sorry, baby. 452 00:39:58,228 --> 00:40:00,630 I'm just talking to this... he's a jackass. 453 00:40:02,565 --> 00:40:04,701 So why don't we collaborate together? 454 00:40:04,733 --> 00:40:07,003 [Batfro] I don't trust this clown in the hat. 455 00:40:07,036 --> 00:40:09,839 Batfro, you will soon rule over Psychobook, 456 00:40:09,873 --> 00:40:14,010 let Mr. Sophistication do his job. 457 00:40:14,043 --> 00:40:19,083 OK. Comrade Stalin, I will do it as a personal favor to you. 458 00:40:21,550 --> 00:40:25,922 [Laughing] 459 00:40:29,793 --> 00:40:32,863 [Footsteps] 460 00:40:32,896 --> 00:40:39,135 Agent, tomorrow you will obey Mr. Sophistication's orders. 461 00:40:40,804 --> 00:40:44,575 And I will send you home so you can get your revenge. 462 00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:46,644 [Gagano] What revenge? 463 00:40:48,677 --> 00:40:50,947 Do you want to see the truth? 464 00:40:50,981 --> 00:40:52,817 This is the truth! 465 00:40:57,152 --> 00:40:59,088 Harder! Come inside me. 466 00:40:59,121 --> 00:41:01,657 I'm trying to come. Yes, yes, yes! 467 00:41:01,690 --> 00:41:05,495 I'm so wet. You're so big! 468 00:41:05,528 --> 00:41:09,233 It's so big! It's tearing me apart. 469 00:41:09,266 --> 00:41:10,934 [Palmer] What the fuck is that? 470 00:41:10,967 --> 00:41:16,740 [Stalin] Obey our instructions and get your revenge. 471 00:41:16,773 --> 00:41:19,209 You can't trick me with your lies! 472 00:41:19,242 --> 00:41:22,513 Your game is over, Stalin. 473 00:41:22,545 --> 00:41:24,681 You hear me? Your game is over. 474 00:41:24,713 --> 00:41:26,884 The game is over. 475 00:41:38,929 --> 00:41:42,065 Don't cry, my little Prince. You must be strong. 476 00:41:42,097 --> 00:41:46,036 Be strong. You must be strong, my Prince. 477 00:41:46,068 --> 00:41:48,137 Don't cry. 478 00:41:48,170 --> 00:41:51,974 Come on, my little Prince, don't cry. 479 00:41:52,007 --> 00:41:54,844 Be strong, my little Prince. 480 00:42:02,619 --> 00:42:04,555 [Gagano] Wait a second. 481 00:42:04,588 --> 00:42:06,156 Wait a second! 482 00:42:06,188 --> 00:42:08,125 Wait a second! 483 00:42:08,157 --> 00:42:11,027 Now I can see my dream. 484 00:42:11,061 --> 00:42:13,997 I'm already feeling much better. 485 00:42:14,030 --> 00:42:16,300 I'm the Emperor of Betta Ethiopia 486 00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:19,101 so I can do whatever I want. 487 00:42:19,135 --> 00:42:21,672 Anything in the world! 488 00:42:21,704 --> 00:42:23,806 Everything in the world! 489 00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:29,246 And I can open a pizzeria, it's my pizzeria! 490 00:42:29,278 --> 00:42:34,851 And I will do it with Malin, my beloved Malin. 491 00:42:34,884 --> 00:42:36,820 She's so beautiful. 492 00:42:36,853 --> 00:42:38,922 She's like poetry, 493 00:42:38,954 --> 00:42:42,625 like the cool breeze on a summer's day. 494 00:42:42,659 --> 00:42:46,230 My love... my everything. 495 00:43:58,101 --> 00:43:59,903 Stop sodomizing me, Agent, 496 00:43:59,936 --> 00:44:01,704 and try to find a way to wake up! 497 00:44:06,275 --> 00:44:08,144 There is something wrong with the mission, 498 00:44:08,177 --> 00:44:10,746 - I need to find the substance. - What for? 499 00:44:10,780 --> 00:44:13,316 It's the only way back to Malin. Do you understand? 500 00:44:13,349 --> 00:44:16,219 Forget that woman. You are the savior. 501 00:44:16,251 --> 00:44:18,721 She is just a temptation of the devil. 502 00:44:18,755 --> 00:44:23,026 How do I know you're not a figment of my imagination, huh? 503 00:44:23,059 --> 00:44:25,929 You belong here, you're the savior. 504 00:44:25,961 --> 00:44:28,331 You're not real, you're part of my imagination. 505 00:44:28,364 --> 00:44:31,467 - This is a shame, Messiah! - [Gagano] You understand? 506 00:44:31,501 --> 00:44:34,171 Messiah, this is a shame. 507 00:44:34,204 --> 00:44:39,043 Yeah... shit. 508 00:44:49,885 --> 00:44:51,420 You're our only hope. 509 00:44:51,454 --> 00:44:54,224 You were sent to us to liberate our land, 510 00:44:54,257 --> 00:44:56,025 to rid us of the fascists. 511 00:45:30,126 --> 00:45:32,996 [Batfro] Take the dwarf to Mr. Sophistication. 512 00:45:33,028 --> 00:45:35,065 And no tricks! 513 00:46:02,358 --> 00:46:05,829 Please, Agent, accept my apologies. 514 00:46:05,862 --> 00:46:09,233 I don't wanna create any problems with the CIA. 515 00:46:14,070 --> 00:46:17,307 What do you want? 516 00:46:17,340 --> 00:46:25,414 I want... your coding signature in order to access Psychobook. 517 00:46:25,447 --> 00:46:29,118 The Ark of the Covenant. 518 00:46:29,152 --> 00:46:33,824 The original and most powerful Psychobook terminal. 519 00:46:38,327 --> 00:46:39,996 Holy ghost! 520 00:46:40,028 --> 00:46:43,166 You just want to go back home 521 00:46:43,199 --> 00:46:48,871 and I want to rewrite my role in Betta Ethiopia. 522 00:46:48,905 --> 00:46:53,009 You just need to insert your coding signature 523 00:46:53,041 --> 00:46:56,212 and Spaghetti will do the rest. 524 00:47:02,085 --> 00:47:03,887 [Beeping] 525 00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:08,090 'Welcome to Psychobook, Agent D. T. Gagano.' 526 00:47:20,235 --> 00:47:23,072 [Beeping] 527 00:47:26,643 --> 00:47:29,413 Commandant, come see this. 528 00:47:32,648 --> 00:47:36,219 The virus is hacking the whole system. 529 00:47:36,251 --> 00:47:39,054 Agent Gagano has activated the tracking system 530 00:47:39,088 --> 00:47:42,225 with his coding signature. 531 00:47:42,257 --> 00:47:46,163 Put the satellite in position and let's get rid of the virus. 532 00:47:52,402 --> 00:47:55,304 [Professor] Satellite over Betta Ethiopia. 533 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,276 Sir, Psychobook detected 534 00:48:00,309 --> 00:48:03,045 the coding signature of Agent Gagano. 535 00:48:03,079 --> 00:48:06,583 I'm asking for permission to destroy Betta Ethiopia. 536 00:48:10,219 --> 00:48:13,088 Agent Gagano, sir. Our field agent. 537 00:48:13,121 --> 00:48:15,024 He's still alive inside. 538 00:48:17,226 --> 00:48:20,363 'Mr. President, are you there? 539 00:48:20,396 --> 00:48:22,265 'The whole system is under attack!' 540 00:48:22,297 --> 00:48:25,134 Commandant Rebane, we can't annihilate 541 00:48:25,168 --> 00:48:27,938 a whole region just to kill a virus. 542 00:48:27,971 --> 00:48:30,539 Sir, we can easily rebuild the region, 543 00:48:30,572 --> 00:48:32,442 'it won't take us more than two days.' 544 00:48:32,474 --> 00:48:34,443 I understand your point, Commandant, 545 00:48:34,476 --> 00:48:38,547 but my order is to abort the mission. 546 00:48:38,581 --> 00:48:40,650 Understood, sir. 547 00:48:40,682 --> 00:48:42,952 'What about our annual meeting?' 548 00:48:45,454 --> 00:48:52,561 [Distorted] Of course I will attend 549 00:48:52,594 --> 00:48:57,099 the golf championship. 550 00:49:14,449 --> 00:49:17,252 We have full access to all profiles and regions. 551 00:49:17,286 --> 00:49:20,557 Excellent. Kill Mr. Sophistication. 552 00:49:22,157 --> 00:49:25,295 Now, I will put an end 553 00:49:25,327 --> 00:49:29,766 to the reign of this arrogant motherfucker, Mr. Batfro. 554 00:49:29,798 --> 00:49:31,601 Don't you see, my friends? 555 00:49:31,634 --> 00:49:37,639 Betta Ethiopia belongs to me, Mr. Sophistication. 556 00:49:37,672 --> 00:49:40,343 "Italiano." 557 00:49:43,579 --> 00:49:45,548 What the hell is that? 558 00:50:08,804 --> 00:50:12,307 [Both] The lord is my shepherd. I shall have faith in him. 559 00:50:12,340 --> 00:50:16,779 Hey you! Agent D. T. Gagano, CIA! 560 00:50:16,813 --> 00:50:19,249 You better surrender, understand? 561 00:50:20,550 --> 00:50:22,318 Shit! 562 00:50:33,528 --> 00:50:35,164 Agent! 563 00:50:40,103 --> 00:50:44,173 Whoa! Thank God, Palmer. Get me out of here. 564 00:50:44,206 --> 00:50:46,175 [Palmer] That's not possible, kid. 565 00:50:46,208 --> 00:50:47,643 You're in an irreversible coma out there. 566 00:50:47,677 --> 00:50:52,149 - You're not here to rescue me? - Run! To the cabins. 567 00:50:59,856 --> 00:51:02,726 They shut down the mission. It's all over. 568 00:51:04,693 --> 00:51:07,197 We had the opportunity to kill Stalin, 569 00:51:07,230 --> 00:51:08,630 what's wrong out there? 570 00:51:08,664 --> 00:51:10,567 Run, kid! 571 00:52:03,418 --> 00:52:05,554 Now that you're safe, I need to go. 572 00:52:05,588 --> 00:52:07,724 Why did you come then? 573 00:52:07,757 --> 00:52:09,392 [Palmer] I'm on a covert mission, 574 00:52:09,425 --> 00:52:10,894 it's above your clearance. 575 00:52:10,927 --> 00:52:13,762 I wish I could get you out of here, but I can't. 576 00:52:14,963 --> 00:52:17,199 Wake me up outside. 577 00:52:19,835 --> 00:52:23,673 You're braindead, friend. Try to understand. 578 00:52:25,574 --> 00:52:27,743 I should go. 579 00:52:39,755 --> 00:52:42,291 I... I'm suffocating! Help! 580 00:52:42,324 --> 00:52:44,326 I'm suffocating! Please! 581 00:52:45,494 --> 00:52:48,532 Please, I'm suffocating. Please! 582 00:52:49,465 --> 00:52:50,901 Oh, baby! 583 00:52:51,766 --> 00:52:54,670 Oh, man, what a headache! 584 00:52:55,838 --> 00:52:57,774 Oh, baby! 585 00:52:57,806 --> 00:52:59,775 Wait... where the hell am I? 586 00:53:02,677 --> 00:53:05,815 CIA Agent Gagano. 587 00:53:05,847 --> 00:53:08,284 I'm Roy Mascarone. 588 00:53:08,317 --> 00:53:11,887 Er... nice to meet you. 589 00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,855 Roy Mascarone. 590 00:53:13,889 --> 00:53:15,758 You know, until a few minutes ago 591 00:53:15,791 --> 00:53:17,927 I thought I was Jesus Christ. 592 00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,896 You know Jesus, Jesus Christ? 593 00:53:20,929 --> 00:53:24,600 But then I saw your face. 594 00:53:24,634 --> 00:53:25,768 My face? 595 00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,737 I'm sure I know you from another place 596 00:53:27,769 --> 00:53:29,472 and I'm sure I can help you. 597 00:53:29,505 --> 00:53:30,873 To go home? 598 00:53:30,905 --> 00:53:35,711 Yes, and to know the truth about this mission, Agent. 599 00:53:37,413 --> 00:53:41,016 I hope my story can help you understand yours, Agent Gagano. 600 00:53:41,050 --> 00:53:43,653 It all starts when I wake up, 601 00:53:43,686 --> 00:53:47,257 I'm on top of a mountain and I'm kind of sleepy. 602 00:53:47,289 --> 00:53:49,025 I don't remember anything about my past 603 00:53:49,057 --> 00:53:51,027 or who the hell I am, OK? 604 00:53:51,059 --> 00:53:53,262 But then... listen, here comes 605 00:53:53,295 --> 00:53:55,664 the most interesting part of the story. 606 00:53:55,697 --> 00:53:59,935 I start opening my eyes and I think, "What is this place? 607 00:53:59,969 --> 00:54:02,905 "I should get out of here as soon possible." 608 00:54:02,938 --> 00:54:04,706 This is what comes to my mind, OK? 609 00:54:04,739 --> 00:54:06,575 Just move, get out of here. 610 00:54:06,608 --> 00:54:11,014 Then, I realize that something like a voice inside of me 611 00:54:11,047 --> 00:54:14,884 is telling me that I am Jesus Christ. 612 00:54:16,385 --> 00:54:18,488 I start walking, around me there's only desert 613 00:54:18,521 --> 00:54:19,956 as far as the eye can see. 614 00:54:19,989 --> 00:54:22,625 And then, suddenly... I realize I can perform miracles! 615 00:54:22,657 --> 00:54:25,795 So I'm a hero and I can do tricks. 616 00:54:25,827 --> 00:54:28,898 All these powers made me very unbelievable as a human being. 617 00:54:28,931 --> 00:54:31,467 And then hey, who is this guy again? 618 00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:35,003 He's always at the beach. His name is Palmer Eldritch. 619 00:54:35,036 --> 00:54:36,838 I feel terrible, I'm dating the wife of my colleague. 620 00:54:36,871 --> 00:54:40,375 He says he's dating his colleague's wife. 621 00:54:40,409 --> 00:54:41,744 He also tells me 622 00:54:41,777 --> 00:54:44,880 he's trafficking this thing called the substance. 623 00:54:44,914 --> 00:54:47,784 Palmer talks wonderful things about the substance. 624 00:54:47,817 --> 00:54:49,552 I follow him into his secret den. 625 00:54:49,585 --> 00:54:51,054 Man, I really wanna explore 626 00:54:51,086 --> 00:54:53,523 the effects of this mysterious substance. 627 00:54:53,556 --> 00:54:57,025 And explore parallel dimensions, multiethnic people. 628 00:54:57,059 --> 00:54:58,961 Man, I start viewing the substance 629 00:54:58,994 --> 00:55:01,097 in my memorable hallucinations. 630 00:55:01,130 --> 00:55:02,699 The people are waiting for me, 631 00:55:02,731 --> 00:55:04,733 for the substance of Reverend Roy. 632 00:55:04,766 --> 00:55:07,869 The one that makes them explore a new fascinating universe. 633 00:55:07,902 --> 00:55:10,472 But fuck! I got caught by this strange masked guy. 634 00:55:10,505 --> 00:55:12,474 Run, run! Escape from him! 635 00:55:12,507 --> 00:55:14,843 Get to a place where he will never catch you. 636 00:55:14,876 --> 00:55:17,679 He recodified me into one of these disgusting flies 637 00:55:17,713 --> 00:55:18,848 and sent me to a place 638 00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:19,815 where I would never be a threat again. 639 00:55:19,849 --> 00:55:20,917 [Gagano] Siberia? 640 00:55:20,949 --> 00:55:21,917 [Roy] No, the Pagagayo resort, man. 641 00:55:21,951 --> 00:55:23,119 The luxurious conditions of the Papagayo resort 642 00:55:23,152 --> 00:55:24,653 made me forget about everything! 643 00:55:24,686 --> 00:55:26,889 Then, I woke up in this yard 644 00:55:26,922 --> 00:55:30,760 and I saw your face and I remembered the truth. 645 00:55:30,793 --> 00:55:34,997 I am Roy Mascarone, not Jesus. 646 00:55:35,030 --> 00:55:39,702 How did my face make you remember? 647 00:55:39,735 --> 00:55:45,141 Because, you gave me the keys to my Mercedes-Benz, Agent. 648 00:55:45,173 --> 00:55:48,577 [Gagano] But I've never seen you before. 649 00:55:48,610 --> 00:55:50,545 [Roy] Let me explain it to you, man. 650 00:55:50,579 --> 00:55:56,753 In 1997, Alan Foreman performed a series of experiments at MIT. 651 00:55:56,786 --> 00:55:59,554 They were successful in creating a network 652 00:55:59,588 --> 00:56:01,891 of makeshift data collections. 653 00:56:01,923 --> 00:56:04,460 The most comprehensive analysis 654 00:56:04,492 --> 00:56:06,962 of human behavior ever conducted. 655 00:56:06,996 --> 00:56:10,834 A brain mapping network called Psychobook. 656 00:56:16,771 --> 00:56:19,976 Excuse me! Are these your keys? 657 00:56:20,009 --> 00:56:24,847 Oh! Thanks, man. I don't have pockets. 658 00:56:27,782 --> 00:56:32,121 You're the owner of the pizza place by the beach, right? 659 00:56:34,757 --> 00:56:37,994 Yeah. I own it with my girlfriend. 660 00:56:38,027 --> 00:56:43,532 Roy Mascarone. Are you here for the experiment? 661 00:56:43,565 --> 00:56:46,134 - Yeah. - Mmm. 662 00:56:46,168 --> 00:56:49,872 The reality, man, is that you and I are right now 663 00:56:49,905 --> 00:56:52,542 in the Massachusetts Institute of Technology 664 00:56:52,574 --> 00:56:55,577 and the year is 1997. 665 00:56:55,610 --> 00:56:58,480 Massachusetts? What the hell is that? 666 00:56:58,514 --> 00:57:00,082 The truth. 667 00:57:00,114 --> 00:57:03,752 The place where you will wake up after three centuries 668 00:57:03,786 --> 00:57:06,556 or within the next hour or in two days. 669 00:57:11,527 --> 00:57:14,697 You don't work for the CIA, Agent. 670 00:57:14,730 --> 00:57:16,532 It's just a hallucination. 671 00:57:17,532 --> 00:57:18,967 What? 672 00:57:20,835 --> 00:57:24,239 God. Don't you see, Agent? 673 00:57:24,273 --> 00:57:26,909 Operation Jungle, the CIA, 674 00:57:26,942 --> 00:57:30,646 all of this is just a virtual projection. 675 00:57:32,847 --> 00:57:36,052 - We are in 1997. - What? 676 00:57:36,085 --> 00:57:37,887 They're playing with us. 677 00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:41,157 To collect our reactions to different situations. 678 00:57:42,625 --> 00:57:45,795 You! You cheap copy of Jesus! 679 00:57:45,827 --> 00:57:48,030 Let me go! Let me go! 680 00:58:00,675 --> 00:58:03,746 You are charged with genocide and crimes against humanity. 681 00:58:03,778 --> 00:58:06,648 You will never catch me alive. 682 00:58:06,681 --> 00:58:10,051 Shit! The substance is in the candy. 683 00:58:10,085 --> 00:58:11,721 Fuck! 684 00:58:13,655 --> 00:58:17,159 I'm going to lock you up for the next three thousand years! 685 00:58:17,192 --> 00:58:19,996 There is no escape! 686 00:58:20,028 --> 00:58:24,166 [Both] The lord is my shepherd. I shall have faith in him. 687 00:58:24,199 --> 00:58:26,068 What are you doing? Come on, stand up! 688 00:58:26,101 --> 00:58:27,769 Let's fight. Come on, guys. 689 00:58:27,802 --> 00:58:30,705 Let's fight. Stand up! Come on, stand up. 690 00:58:30,739 --> 00:58:33,175 Let's fight together. Come on! 691 00:58:33,208 --> 00:58:37,680 Come on. Come on! Come on! 692 00:58:37,713 --> 00:58:42,251 Wait a second, your praying is cracking the system. 693 00:58:42,284 --> 00:58:44,887 - [Man] It's working! - [Gagano] Do you see? 694 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:48,157 You have cracked the speed of Psychobook! 695 00:58:49,858 --> 00:58:54,264 Here you go. Go back to your reality. 696 00:58:56,998 --> 00:58:58,901 You belong to that world. 697 00:59:14,882 --> 00:59:16,919 You must go now. 698 00:59:18,019 --> 00:59:20,590 I'm sorry for failing you. 699 00:59:21,155 --> 00:59:23,625 Bye, my Emperor. 700 00:59:34,068 --> 00:59:36,605 Agent Gagano's mirror copy has vanished. 701 00:59:36,639 --> 00:59:39,675 Eliminate this avatar as well. 702 00:59:46,414 --> 00:59:49,918 Sir, Commandant Rebane is online. 703 00:59:56,925 --> 01:00:01,664 Commandant, prepare the corpse of Agent Gagano for disposal. 704 01:00:01,697 --> 01:00:03,633 'He's still alive, sir.' 705 01:00:03,666 --> 01:00:05,868 You must put an end to his suffering. 706 01:00:15,244 --> 01:00:17,280 I can't do that. 707 01:00:19,081 --> 01:00:20,717 Proceed. 708 01:00:28,757 --> 01:00:30,193 Salute! 709 01:01:15,938 --> 01:01:18,007 You must increase your sales, Lieutenant. 710 01:01:18,039 --> 01:01:20,043 Stalin is not happy with you. 711 01:01:26,014 --> 01:01:28,918 Increase my sales? Fuck you! 712 01:01:28,951 --> 01:01:30,253 Huh? 713 01:01:43,264 --> 01:01:45,333 It's him. 714 01:01:45,367 --> 01:01:48,871 It's all I could save. 715 01:02:36,418 --> 01:02:41,824 'Birdie! Birdie, I'm back! I'm back! 716 01:02:41,856 --> 01:02:45,393 - 'What day is it?' - Saturday. 717 01:02:45,427 --> 01:02:48,865 'We're not late. We're still on time.' 718 01:02:51,967 --> 01:02:55,204 Do you still want to come with me, little fly? 719 01:02:55,237 --> 01:03:00,108 'Of course. I have a vision, my love. 720 01:03:00,141 --> 01:03:02,177 'A new place by the sea.' 721 01:03:05,447 --> 01:03:08,851 So, let me go to the gym and pack my stuff. 722 01:03:08,884 --> 01:03:10,452 'Malin, I know you'll get angry at me 723 01:03:10,485 --> 01:03:12,153 'but I have to complete this mission. 724 01:03:12,186 --> 01:03:17,859 'It's my duty and... Palmer is dealing the substance.' 725 01:03:20,996 --> 01:03:24,367 Who cares? We're finally together, right? 726 01:03:30,905 --> 01:03:33,009 'Aren't you happy to see me?' 727 01:03:54,195 --> 01:03:57,833 [Phone ringing] 728 01:04:02,371 --> 01:04:04,573 - Who's this? - 'It's me, Agent Gagano.' 729 01:04:04,606 --> 01:04:06,208 Impossible, you're dead. 730 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:09,177 'I'm not dead, sir, I'm trapped inside a portable TV.' 731 01:04:09,210 --> 01:04:11,980 Stay there. I will pick you up. 732 01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:24,927 'I'm here, Commandant.' 733 01:04:42,210 --> 01:04:45,547 Operation Jungle is something very big, Agent. 734 01:04:45,579 --> 01:04:48,150 Bigger than you ever imagined. 735 01:04:53,655 --> 01:04:57,026 Shit, Palmer! He was just there! 736 01:04:57,059 --> 01:05:00,162 [Palmer] Oh, no! The CIA has taken him. 737 01:05:07,402 --> 01:05:11,606 Sorry for this, Agent, we can't trust you anymore. 738 01:05:19,181 --> 01:05:21,016 'No!' 739 01:05:29,590 --> 01:05:32,094 Captain Lagucci. 740 01:05:49,277 --> 01:05:52,981 Lagucci! You motherfucker! 741 01:06:04,458 --> 01:06:07,362 The Soviet virus is not our enemy anymore. 742 01:06:09,063 --> 01:06:11,366 - Stalin went missing. - 'What happened to him?' 743 01:06:13,467 --> 01:06:18,539 Well, we believe that the Russians 744 01:06:18,572 --> 01:06:23,645 destroyed the virus themselves after losing control of it. 745 01:06:25,380 --> 01:06:27,383 Let's go home. 746 01:06:32,119 --> 01:06:34,623 The substance is our real enemy, 747 01:06:34,655 --> 01:06:40,461 it's using us and the Russians to colonize planet Earth. 748 01:06:40,494 --> 01:06:44,432 It's using all of us to spread and reproduce. 749 01:06:44,465 --> 01:06:48,503 Oh, come on, guy, I will take you home. 750 01:06:49,538 --> 01:06:51,173 [Narrator] 'A ticking bomb 751 01:06:51,206 --> 01:06:53,809 'means trouble for Batman and Robin.' 752 01:06:53,842 --> 01:06:55,778 [Robin] 'Holy breaking and entering, it's Batgirl!' 753 01:06:55,811 --> 01:06:58,247 'Quick, Batgirl, untie us before it's too late.' 754 01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:00,749 [Batgirl] 'It's already too late.' 755 01:07:00,782 --> 01:07:03,352 Are you sure you're gonna be OK here? 756 01:07:03,385 --> 01:07:07,723 - 'I am, Captain.' - OK. "Ciao, ciao." 757 01:07:07,755 --> 01:07:09,490 [Batgirl] 'Same job, same employer 758 01:07:09,523 --> 01:07:11,692 'means equal pay for men and women.' 759 01:07:11,726 --> 01:07:13,394 'No time for jokes, Batgirl.' 760 01:07:13,427 --> 01:07:16,130 'It's no joke. It's the Federal Equal Pay law.' 761 01:07:16,164 --> 01:07:17,566 [Robin] 'Holy act of Congress.' 762 01:07:17,599 --> 01:07:19,334 'If you're not getting equal pay, 763 01:07:19,367 --> 01:07:20,836 'contact the Wage and Hour Division, 764 01:07:20,869 --> 01:07:22,471 'U. S. Department of Labor.' 765 01:07:23,438 --> 01:07:25,507 We must go, baby. 766 01:07:25,539 --> 01:07:28,376 I made a good sale at the carnival. 767 01:07:28,409 --> 01:07:30,678 I'm not going anywhere without him. 768 01:07:30,711 --> 01:07:36,418 By now, he's probably been turned into junk. 769 01:07:40,755 --> 01:07:43,125 At least we made some fresh money, 770 01:07:43,157 --> 01:07:46,862 we must leave now or the CIA will catch us. 771 01:07:46,894 --> 01:07:48,197 I love you. 772 01:07:58,507 --> 01:08:00,142 I love you. 773 01:08:01,208 --> 01:08:03,244 Fuck you, asshole. 774 01:08:23,765 --> 01:08:25,400 'Traitor!' 775 01:08:25,432 --> 01:08:28,369 Fuck! What the hell is that? 776 01:08:30,372 --> 01:08:32,408 Get out! Get out! 777 01:08:35,510 --> 01:08:37,146 Fuck. 778 01:08:44,485 --> 01:08:47,789 Look, I bought you some new batteries. 779 01:08:50,524 --> 01:08:53,362 Listen, I wanted to tell you. 780 01:08:54,595 --> 01:08:58,366 We're going to Mallorca with Palmer. 781 01:08:58,399 --> 01:09:00,668 - 'We?' - The three of us. 782 01:09:00,702 --> 01:09:03,739 We will open the kickboxing academy. 783 01:09:06,207 --> 01:09:11,446 'He stole our dream. It was the two of us. Not him.' 784 01:09:11,947 --> 01:09:13,681 You were dead. 785 01:09:13,715 --> 01:09:15,817 'I was doing my job. 786 01:09:15,850 --> 01:09:23,692 'In the nights, I dreamt of our pizzeria, 787 01:09:23,725 --> 01:09:27,762 'a beautiful restaurant by the sea.' 788 01:09:34,301 --> 01:09:36,771 You never told me about your pizzeria. 789 01:09:36,805 --> 01:09:39,441 'It really doesn't matter now.' 790 01:09:40,408 --> 01:09:41,810 Palmer saved you. 791 01:09:41,842 --> 01:09:43,412 He transferred your consciousness 792 01:09:43,444 --> 01:09:46,747 to this radio-cassette before the Commandant... 793 01:09:46,780 --> 01:09:49,851 'Shut up! Palmer is dealing the substance. 794 01:09:55,390 --> 01:09:58,227 'We were going to have children.' 795 01:09:58,260 --> 01:10:02,431 How? For God's sake, you are a portable TV. 796 01:10:02,463 --> 01:10:04,632 Don't you see? 797 01:10:07,735 --> 01:10:10,671 Come with us to Mallorca, little fly. 798 01:10:10,704 --> 01:10:12,875 'It was the two of us. 799 01:10:14,708 --> 01:10:16,945 'Turn me towards the window, please. 800 01:10:27,488 --> 01:10:29,724 'How is this possible?' 801 01:10:36,430 --> 01:10:39,335 I can't leave you here, don't you see? 802 01:10:41,069 --> 01:10:43,305 'You must leave, Malin.' 803 01:11:56,744 --> 01:11:58,680 You know, Johnny, 804 01:11:58,712 --> 01:12:04,719 the entire universe is like a viscoelastic mattress. 805 01:12:04,752 --> 01:12:09,790 In a few seconds, the mattress regains its shape 806 01:12:09,823 --> 01:12:13,795 and the imprint of the body vanishes. 807 01:12:28,877 --> 01:12:33,481 Hey, for the glory of our lord, the Reverend Roy! 808 01:12:33,515 --> 01:12:36,518 'Thank God. Have mercy. 809 01:12:37,551 --> 01:12:40,087 'Take me to the truth. 810 01:12:40,121 --> 01:12:41,989 'It's my last chance.' 811 01:12:42,023 --> 01:12:44,493 Don't worry, my friend. 812 01:12:44,525 --> 01:12:46,394 The Reverend Roy, 813 01:12:46,427 --> 01:12:50,064 who is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, 814 01:12:50,097 --> 01:12:51,734 will take you with him. 815 01:12:54,536 --> 01:12:57,573 Hurry up! We don't have much time. 816 01:13:03,144 --> 01:13:05,614 [Roy] Where shall we find the truth? 817 01:13:05,646 --> 01:13:07,783 [All] Body of Jesus Christ. 818 01:13:07,815 --> 01:13:12,153 - It's not the human body. - No, not the human body. 819 01:13:12,186 --> 01:13:14,588 No, it's not the human body. 820 01:13:14,622 --> 01:13:17,125 He comes from the kingdom of vegetables. 821 01:13:17,158 --> 01:13:20,429 No, it's not the human body. 822 01:13:20,462 --> 01:13:23,598 He comes from the kingdom of vegetables. 823 01:13:23,631 --> 01:13:28,737 The oppressed ones, the slaves are free in the kingdom of God. 824 01:13:28,770 --> 01:13:31,874 Far beyond the stars. 825 01:13:33,608 --> 01:13:35,644 In 1997. 826 01:13:36,144 --> 01:13:37,980 The cops! 827 01:13:44,618 --> 01:13:46,854 [Woman] Bastards! 828 01:13:46,887 --> 01:13:48,457 Here! 829 01:13:49,224 --> 01:13:50,793 Here! 830 01:13:52,060 --> 01:13:53,728 The kid! 831 01:13:53,761 --> 01:13:57,466 - Come on, give it to the kid! - No, I don't want it. 832 01:13:57,498 --> 01:13:59,201 Give it to the kid. 833 01:14:00,268 --> 01:14:02,804 Here, Reverend! Here, Reverend! 834 01:14:02,837 --> 01:14:05,240 Here, Reverend! Here! Here! 835 01:14:05,273 --> 01:14:07,476 [Gunshots continue] 836 01:14:07,509 --> 01:14:09,644 Gagano! What are you doing here? 837 01:14:09,676 --> 01:14:11,112 'There's no time to lose, Roy. 838 01:14:14,681 --> 01:14:16,150 'What's all this charade about?' 839 01:14:16,184 --> 01:14:17,686 I synthesized the doses 840 01:14:17,719 --> 01:14:20,889 that will finally get us out of here. 841 01:14:24,591 --> 01:14:25,960 See you in MIT. 842 01:14:31,265 --> 01:14:36,737 Go back to life... together with the truth. 843 01:14:36,770 --> 01:14:40,140 She's a bee that gets lost with the changing wind, 844 01:14:40,173 --> 01:14:41,710 she's a fish. 845 01:14:41,743 --> 01:14:43,779 [Gunshots] 846 01:14:50,083 --> 01:14:52,153 The Reverend escaped again. 847 01:14:52,185 --> 01:14:54,054 Shit! He was faster once again. 848 01:14:54,087 --> 01:14:55,923 [Officer] Mr. President! 849 01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:02,163 - Burn down the place. - There might be survivors, sir. 850 01:15:02,195 --> 01:15:05,000 Come see this, Mr. President. 851 01:15:05,033 --> 01:15:08,670 Do as I say. Burn it all down, that's an order! 852 01:15:09,737 --> 01:15:11,105 Oh, no! 853 01:15:11,939 --> 01:15:13,509 Jesus Christ. 854 01:15:26,921 --> 01:15:29,291 What the hell is this? 855 01:15:33,060 --> 01:15:36,531 Sir, they were packaging the substance in fish cans. 856 01:15:40,801 --> 01:15:42,269 Those bastards! How? 857 01:15:42,302 --> 01:15:43,671 They've been using a ghost company 858 01:15:43,704 --> 01:15:45,840 from Long Beach California, sir. 859 01:15:45,872 --> 01:15:48,342 Sir, you're not gonna believe this. 860 01:15:48,376 --> 01:15:52,681 Reverend Roy was Chico Panero! 861 01:15:52,713 --> 01:15:56,217 What? Who the hell is Chico Panero? 862 01:15:57,217 --> 01:15:59,253 We don't know, sir. 863 01:16:01,255 --> 01:16:03,158 Damn. Shit! 864 01:16:03,190 --> 01:16:05,059 Chico Panero! 865 01:16:05,092 --> 01:16:08,363 Bring me all the information on Chico Panero! 866 01:16:08,395 --> 01:16:11,632 Find all the intel and bring it to me! 867 01:16:31,886 --> 01:16:34,356 I've been awake for more than twenty minutes. 868 01:16:34,389 --> 01:16:38,193 - Who is Roy Mascarone? You? - No, that would be me! 869 01:16:38,225 --> 01:16:41,261 Here he is. Let me just... 870 01:16:41,295 --> 01:16:43,364 - OK, your check. - Oh, thank you. 871 01:16:43,398 --> 01:16:44,966 There you go. 872 01:16:44,998 --> 01:16:47,168 - Thank you. Bye! - Thank you. Bye. 873 01:16:49,369 --> 01:16:51,038 Commandant. 874 01:16:51,072 --> 01:16:54,976 I'm still at your service. Operation Jungle. 875 01:16:55,009 --> 01:16:57,345 You're still confused, sir. 876 01:16:57,377 --> 01:17:01,750 It's me. Agent D. T. Gagano. 877 01:17:01,783 --> 01:17:05,387 You have shown some paranoid symptoms during the experiment. 878 01:17:05,420 --> 01:17:09,923 If you experience symptoms, please contact us. 879 01:17:09,957 --> 01:17:13,695 It's very important that you contact us. Understand? 880 01:17:13,728 --> 01:17:16,398 [Coughing] 881 01:17:16,430 --> 01:17:18,799 Here is your check. 882 01:17:18,832 --> 01:17:21,135 Thanks for participating. 883 01:17:32,079 --> 01:17:34,850 - [Horn blares] - Hey! 884 01:17:40,020 --> 01:17:41,389 Excuse me, Roy. 885 01:17:41,421 --> 01:17:44,091 Do you know how to get to the highway? 886 01:17:44,125 --> 01:17:48,963 Yeah, man, I'm heading that way. Just follow me! 887 01:17:56,904 --> 01:17:59,441 Sweetie, come on! We're late. 888 01:17:59,474 --> 01:18:01,743 The pizzeria should be open by now. 889 01:18:01,775 --> 01:18:02,943 [Gagano] I got the money. 890 01:18:02,976 --> 01:18:05,180 Now we can open the kickboxing academy! 891 01:18:52,220 --> 01:18:57,220 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 64168

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