Original subtitles

Miami P.D special task force

Hey, that's the wrong title

Is it?

Pull it down. Pull it down.

Okay

Not up. Pull it down.

What is this?

Sorry-

Where did you get this?

Miss, would you like a ride?

A drive home?

Are you sure?

I couldn't catch a cab and I was beginning to...

Hop in

This is a nice car.

It's just a cheap one.

How about making love in the car Miss?

What?

Do you dislike it?

I need a car

To get laid, I need a car.

That's it! I am going to buy a car!

''GETTING ANY?!''

Anything specific, sir?

I want a car I can have sex in.

Excuse me, sir.

We have all kinds.

How is it?

Isn't it a bit small?

Please make some adjustments.

How much do you intend to spend?

About $2,000

Thank you very much, sir

You listen well, woman.

Don't even dream you can leave my car unharmed

Just take your clothes off.

Perfect. Rehearsal over.

Hi, miss.

A ride, miss?

And do what?

Like...car sexes?

Asshole.

You dislike it?

Miss, would you like a ride?

You mean me?

A ride home?

You whacko

I know what's on your mind

Goddamn! You'll never get what you what

Think about your looks

Sperm brain

Can't even start the engine

Take a look at yourself

Asshole, dirty old man...

Trying to lure women with that piece of junk

Dick head...

The bus broke down Can you offer a ride?

Well, of course

Everybody, he said yes

Hurry up, come on...

Stop, get off of my car, no

Hey, get off

It's funny The car doesn't attract any women

A convertible must be appealing

A convertible...

Must be really expensive

Is there anything to sell?

Grandpa

Can you help me out?

Aren't you lucky You get a liver and kidneys

You have it all wrong

My son gets the liver

Thank you very much, doctor

Slightly used, but will function

How fortunate

A convertible?

Convertibles must be more appealing

You have one?

Yes, of course

Excuse me, sir

Would you like to see one?

How is it?

It's great

Can I pay on installment?

Yes, sir

Your payment schedule?

$500 cash and about $3 each month

How is it?

This isn't the one I bought

Can you tell?

Sure I can

The other car was so corny I wouldn't recommend it

This is better for picking up women

Are you sure?

I must be going

Didn't you sell this car?

He insisted on the other

I see

What shall we do?

What shall we?

A wedding, sir?

What the fuck do you think?

This car is defected

So sorry. I forgot to tell you

The lighter is broken

That's not the point

You'll have to excuse me

I have a date

You mother fucker

Miss, let's do it It's a convertible

Miss. have a ride

Let's have sex in the car

Let's drive to Lake Ashino and have sex there

Miss, don't you like sex?

Won't you buy this?

For how much?

About $30,000

Hello

Yes, a repairman The brakes are broken

Why don't I steal this?

What an Idiot

A jumbo plane

First class must have great service

You have a first class ticket?

Yes

One moment, sir

I need some money

I should rob a bank

I need a gun

Policemen have guns

Hand over your gun

No good

I should go to a factory in Kawaguchi. And make a gun there

First, I get a job at a factory

This is Asao. He'll be working with us from today

Nice to meet you

How do you do

Japan and Iran should cooperate in the area of ecology

Such as endangered species

I'll work hard and

earn their trust

Come on. Help yourself

You'll get a raise next month

We want eat whale meat

And... when night comes

Great

More to the right

I make a gun

Now, I can rob a band and

fly on a jumbo

It'll work. I'm off to Kawaguchi

Keep this piece and car for me will you?

Hand over the money

Excuse me

Mrs. Yoshida, your money's ready

Give me the money

1, 2, 3, 4...

100,000. Here you are

Shut up. The money

Very well, sir

Take the number card and wait for your turn

Mr. Yoshikawa. Your turn

This is a robbery

Hand over the money

Close the shutter

I said close it

Sir

There's a man here to inspect the safe

To inspect the safe?

Haven't been told

He hasn't been told

Yes, ma'am

Sir

There's a man here begging for money

Gather around please

He's from the Public Health Bureau

There is a plague spreading in this neighborhood

For your protection

We'd like you all to take this medicine

We need your cooperation Please pass it around

Wait! I said wait!

What is this? I should be doing this

I am happy to be here at this happy occasion

Are your glasses filled?

I am much honored to lead the toast

Raise your glasses. Cheers

Bank's vehicle

It's under construction Please stop the van

Lucky I had the bulletproof vest on

Stop. Stop the car. To the left

To the left and stop

I've just been told that

there's bomb in this car

Get out immediately

Please hurry. It might explode

The bomb. Run for your life The bomb's lit

I did it! I did it! I really did it

It worked so well

Oh, no

Shit

It's on fire. The money's burning

Darn. Forgot to tie them together

Discount King carries $400,00 cash

Discount King

That's right

How much?

Between 380

to 400 thousand

How much can that case hold?

If they're all new bills

about $1 million

In this?

If they're new bills

And your don't have any bodyguards?

No, not at all

Hiring guard's will raise the cost of the goods

and raise the retail price

Freeze. You're under arrest

Everybody, freeze

You're under arrest

Everybody, freeze

You're under arrest

You're under arrest

I say you're under arrest

You're under arrest

Freeze!

Excuse me

Aren't you George Saotome the actor?

I'm an ardent fan of yours

Fuck me

Sure

Maybe I'll take up acting

Voice not thy need

Though a base beggar there may be in his possession

If limitations span solely to requirements of nature

man's life will be reduced to that of a miserable beast

Women of high standing

That's enough

Thank you

I'm Goro Kawasaki Thank you for your time

All right. Next

No. 1 2

Pa

Yes, Daigoro

You have grown so big

Pa. I've been a good boy and waited for your return

I'm sorry we must live like this

By the way

When did you grow the 3rd eye?

That's enough

Let us do some more

But I want to be in a film

I want to be in your film

Stop talking like that

I'm sorry

Get out of here

I'm sorry

Pa, let's go home

Yes, son, let's go home

This isn't Akira Kurosawa's

The Seige of Moscow

Mr. Koskanovich?

Wrong studio

(Russian)

No. 1 3

How do you do

Play with your hairs

A bagworm

Play with your hairs

A boat

Play with your hairs

Beatles hair idol

Play with your hairs

Pubic hair

You're accepted

Where's my agent?

I want coffee. Where's my coffee

Do you need to work later?

So much work makes me tired

Had some beers with a blond in roppongi

She had big tits with small nipples

They sure keep us waiting

What's keeping them?

That's good

All right

Now, the take

We're going for the take

Ready?

Action

We must meet our fate

Assist me

Cut

Okay. We're ready

Let's get the close up

Staff, prepare for the close up

Get ready. Now...the close up

Hey

You. It's you

Get out of the way.

Let's see

Today's an important scene Yes

Put your mind to it

Yes

Who's front? I am, sir

You?

Yes

You'll get a close up

Good.

Okay. Let's go

Ready, sir

Extras, start action

Ready. Action

Stop

What're you guys doing?

Well, he insisted being in front

Who ever decided that?

Stop goofing off, asshole

Is the medicine vendor here?

Yes

Goro Saotome at your service

This is our lead, Mr. Kasu

I'm Goro Saotome How do you do, sir

Nice knowing you

Your role is to come late and jump on the boat

Do I get a close-up?

Yeah, when you go on the boat

Thank you. I appreciate it

It's certainly a fine day

Everybody on board The boat is leaving

Wait

Hurry up, mister

How is he?

He won't make it

What're we suppose to do with our lead drowned?

Get someone else?

I guess so

It's certainly a fine day

Can he really play the role?

He looks confident

I'm told he graduated UCLA as a drama major

That's really something

I'll show you. Please watch me

Yes, I will

Do you gents intend to kill me?

Found you at last

Fellas, mince him

Go for the take

The take The take

Ready

Action

Welcome, sir

I'd like some tea

Yes

Found you at last

Fellas, mince him

Go

He has his eyes open

Cut, Cut...

Cut

What's a blind masseur doing with his eyes open?

Do you really graduate UCLA?

No, I'm with Tampopo Company

Even Tampopo knows better

This time, close your eyes

I know

Don't forget

Another take

Ready?

Action

Welcome, sir

I'd like some tea

Yes

Found you at last

Close your eyes

What's he holding? It's the manure scoop

Someone, stop him

Pew! Stop it!

Someone, do something

What're you doing?

It's suffocating

Can you play some other role?

The next scene is important

Yesterday was a nightmare

I just got carried away

Because of that

you grabbed the manure scoop?

I'll try really hard

Really?

There's a fire

Fire!

The oil shop's one fire

Somebody...help...

My grandson is in the fire

He's still in the house

Help! Help!

Please help! Help me

What is the matter?

My grandson is in the fire

Will someone holds this for me?

Okay

That's oil

Help!

LOST TIKUGAWA GOLD

This is it. The lost treasure

May I join you in finding the lost gold

That's great I'm in need of manpower

Please. This way

Have a seat

What's this bird?

It's a canary. In cold mines

it drops dead when there's gas

So as long as it's chirping it's safe

That's useful

This is it

Good grief! Someone's already here

What?

Oh, it's mine

Can we split it half and half?

I've already done some work I want 70

Then we go 70: 70

What nonsense is this?

The sum has to be 100

Then I take 1 50 and you take minus 50

Let's take a break

Hey, fella

What?

Smell something?

No need to worry The canary is chirping

You're right

May I have a light?

Sure

Ma, this is disaster let's get out of here

Run for your life

Hey, fella

Wanna try for the lost Hideyoshi treasure?

Call me when you find it

Tough bird. Must be wild

A cessna...

Please enjoy this flight

Thank you

Our infight service

A Cessna's not bad

But...I'm dead broke

Fella

Take care of this car and the dope

Is this it? Yes

You sure have a lot better be the real thing

It is

Dr. Chin

Would you examine this?

Sure

He's going bananas

Must be genuine

Can I ride on a Cessna here?

You sure can

What about today?

Yes, right away It's a sightseeing flight

Thank you

Why did you want to fly a Cessna?

The sky's wonderful

When I flying, I can forget all the terrible things

Do you have infight service?

Infight service?

Of course

Shall we take off?

How dare you sit in front of me?

You're blocking the view

That's no different

Sit in the back

Not right behind me Sit further back

This is your captain

Welcome on board Instant Hell Airline

We will now begin

our infight service. Let's go

Let's go. It's show time

''Instant Hell Airline''

Stretch it. Man-pole

Spread it. Man-pole

Frig it. Frig it. Man-pole Feels good

See you guys later

The parachute

The parachute...

The parachute...

Where is the parachute?

Shit

Hey. Who do you think I am?

You'll be shitless

I'm Joe Shishhido, the hitman

We welcome you

I'm not Shishido

Want to hide your identity, huh?

Hey, guys. He's hiding his identity

What a guy! Please come with us

He's here

You're late. What took you so long?

Sorry, boss

So you're the famous hitman

Joe Weirdo?

It's Shishido

yeah, yeah. I know Don't interfere

Show us how good you are with your gun

No problem

Is this the spot?

It's not any different from the other spot

Here were, Mr. Weirdo

It's Shishido

Mr. Joe. Show us how good you are

Can't you be original?

I know it

You'll try to impress us but with the same gig

Throw that in the air?

See. I told you

Wow. A new gig...shit!

Hey! When will you kill the boss?

Hurry up

Kill me?

He was a fucking spy

You're great. Really great

A terrific hitman. Best hitman in Japan. A great hitman

That's enough

Honorable guest Drink and sing all you like

This is all for you

Go ahead. Help yourself

The silhouette shows

This is really cool

Do the silhouette show

First, a dog

Splendid

Now...Bambi

Oh, my, how cute

A wild boar

Wow, how frightening

A bear

The big bad bear

What's that shit?

They look the same. You morons

lower...lower

What's next?

A lizard

Now, a lizard

How revolting. The slimy creature

What's next?

A toad

Next, a toad

Oh, no. The ugly toady

What's next?

I don't know

Next, unknown object

What could that be? Asshole

What's wrong with your guys?

What's up?

Boss. We caught a spy

The bastard was checking out the house

What shall we do?

The minamikata family boss...

As him where he is?

And then show him our hospitality

Yes, boss

Boss

Osamu dear

Asshole, you scared me

I'm stilling 16...

Don't give me that smile

and I'm a virgin

I'm having my first date with my sweetheart

I'm going to do it

Turn around. Turn around

Boss

Let's go look at the spy

He might have welted

You may be right

Please

I didn't mean this hospitality?

Won't welch

How can he welch with this

Honorable guest can you help us out?

Where is Minamikata?

It's hurt

Help. Help. Please help me

Help me

It hurts, really hurts...

Why don't you drip this on his back, too?

This usually works

Please don't

You'd got to tell

Please. Don't do it

Please stop. It really hurts

I'll say What are you doing?

It hurts so bad

Do it to him, not me

It hurts

Why are you dripping all that wax on me?

What's with you? You scumbag

That really hurts

You scumbag Lard ass

You scumbag

I'll punish you

Please. I'll say anything

Anything you want to know

I'm not interested in you

This is between you and me

That hurts

Are there any volunteers?

A bunch of miserable cowards

Isn't there anyone brave enough to kill the enemy boss?

Let me go

Honorable guest, will you?

If I don't go, who will? Let me go

He's a great guy

I never thought there still was a man of honor in Japan

I don't care where. Just step on it

Hurry. Hurry

This is the picture of the enemy boss

He's just gone to the barber It's the latest information

Honorable guest, we count on you

Do it for us

I see

Excuse me

What?

Take this to that barber shop and

hand it to the boss of the Minamikata family

What is this?

A birthday cake

Why don't you take it yourself?

I'm bashful

You like this person?

Yes

All right. I understand

I just hand it to him?

Yes

It's a cake, huh?

Yes, a birthday cake

Hey, I have a cake

Did you get a job?

Yes. Why don't we celebrate?

Takuya, we have a cake

Wow. A cake. A cake

I hear a ticking

Yes, a special cake

Let's do our dance Around the table as usual

A cake. A cake. A cake...

Listen. I said listen

Everybody quiet

One singer's head is bigger than Fuji Mount

What's up, boss?

I love that line

Which line, boss?

Missy, I'm in love with you

Terrible

Challenge for a duel?

Yes

The messenger's downstairs?

True

Everybody

Come with me

Yes

What do you want?

So you're the one

Are you going to accept or not? Decide now

This isn't a kid's game

But you are a kid

Hey, fellas

Oh, you're behind me

Come with me

Where the hell is Akeiwa?

Are you blind? I'm here

I want your goddamn family out of my turf

You're the one getting out

You dirty bastard

You dirty bastard

What did you say?

Wait a minute

Big boss

I want you both to listen to what I have to say

No way

You stay out of this

Better no fuck with me

Are you going to do it or not?

We'll wipe your out

Wait. Wait a minute

Just listen to what I have to say

There are those who incline to evil

And they persecute the good

Get out of here

Not that again

Okay. Let's start

It'll be a bloody massacre

Wait a minute. I said wait a minute

I want you to listen to your class president

Hey. You heard what he has said

Let's listen to the class president

Okay

I don't want any life wasted

Why don't you let me solve this situation?

Square it out with your best gun

In that case we have a terrific gunman

Throw a 500 coin

He shoots from below and it'll end up like this

We have a terrific one, too

Paper, scissors, bang

Go

Three steps

1...2...3...Go!

That imbecile. All you do is shoot a hole in a coin

Oh, my. How terrible What a chilling sight

Shut your trap

If you're a real yakuza

let's settle this with the sword

I've been waiting for that

It's your show

The fly...It's cut into two

What is this? Just a hand

It's a germ. A germ

It's the atom nucleus

The atom nucleus

Honorary guest show us something better

Place an apple on big boss's head

Blindfold him Cut the apple into two

This is highly technical

We'll call this

Red Apple for Two

Honorary guest

show them your art

What have you done to big boss?

Honorary guest

Hey, fellas, wipe them out

''A women's bath''

If I were invisible, I could peep

Hey, you

Didn't you say you want the old age pensions?

I didn't say that

I said if I were invisible I could peep

Oh, My Buddha

Give me that

Look at this carefully

Invisible Man promotion Association?

Why do you want to be invisible?

I want to peep

You want to peep

A quite concise and powerful reason good

Thank you

I'll ask you some questions How tall you are?

One hundred and seventy centimeters

Weight? Sixty-three kilograms

Names? Asiga Makodo

What? I'm not asking you

Sorry

I'm asking him

How tall are you?

One hundred and seventy five acres

One hundred and seventy five acres? How about weight?

Sixty eight gallons

He is in disorder It's quite strange

Okay, anesthesia him Yes

Come on, breath, breath, breath

You cannot aspirate

Breath

Your name, please

Asao

It didn't work

Quite unusual

Look at my finger concentrate to it

We made it, it works

Your name, please? Asao

There's nothing I can do

Maylos, Maylos makes a pointment...

Maylos is running

His friendship with Tommy... Is it work?

It's work

Okay, put it into the capsule Yes

This is...

What didn't you take good care of it?

I'm sorry This is an input formula error

Only the clothes are invisible

You'll be okay

Everything is correct now

Come on we want to make you invisible

It'll be succeed and then you can peep

Come on, ready?

Action

Cell? Okay

Acid element water element and the atom

Everything is okay

Good

Hello Hello

Hello what, why are you here?

Damn it

Hey

What are you doing?

I'm sorry

He's the one who wants to enter it

What are we gonna do if you died?

What?

Maylos

How about the situation?

There are good responses

The body cell turn into the acid element

The air

He becomes invisible gradually

That's excellent

We did it

We did it

Yes

The world is gonna be curious about this

The Nobel Prize

The Nobel Prize

He's running away

What're we gonna do?

What shall we do?

Will he be in the bath?

I met him in the bath last time

He'll come to the bath and peep

What is this?

You dare to carry it even you don't know what it is

This is a uncover invisible man device

If you pull it down the invisible man can be seen

Yes When in normal times

just pull it up Yes

Please don't waste the power

Did you carry it for fun?

Sorry

Guest, this is for female

I am a sissy

No way

No, please, let me in

Maylos, Maylos

It's really hurts get down, asshole

It hurts so bad...junk...

Okay, I still want to work hard today

You are full of energy Indeed

Where am I?

The violent sex film studio

It's quite beautiful

Good

Wonderful

The pretty body with the lovable baby face

You did a good job, Marilyn baby

If you feel good just play the flute

Marvellous

Ready, Action

Get you

Okay, let's show to the media

Welcome everyone

Now Mr.Tachibana has something to say

When you get cold you get to take medicine

According to my long-term research

If we exchange the cell with the atom in the air

man can be invisible

He is the best proof

Next, I'll let you see the invisible man

But when I undo the bandage you cannot see anything

The camera can get no pictures

But through this device

You can see that he is exist

Later I will let everyone use this device

To see the truth with your own eyes

Please

Okay

Now we undo the bandage

You guys cannot see anything

We can see him

Indeed, bullshit, we can see him

No, through this device

So you can see...let me...

What? Visible, visible

We're terrible sorry

Ashikawa

Why did he become visible?

I wonder why. It was perfect

Was the power too low?

You're right

Increase it 3 times

Yes, let's Okay

Is it analyzing properly?

Increase the power

A fly is on the screen

It must have flown in

Inside the capsule? Yes

It's analyzing the fly What's happening?

They're integrating What's this?

The Flyman

Give me back my money

I understand, sir

Commander

The Flyman is heading for Tokyo

What?

The Flyman is heading for Tokyo?

Commander, look at this?

What the hell?

So...this is the Flyman?

Indeed

This must be Shinjuku

Yes, it is

Already so far

What an amazing speed

He'll appear in Ginza next

Gather all the troops

On the double

I want you all to go to Ginza

Yes

I'm not going

Why not, sir?

I don't want to be seen

The Earth Defense Force is seeking new members

Educational background I.Q. and sexual preference

is no problem

Nor shape of your penis

Try Sushi Yu in Nishi Azabu

A joint open to everybody. It's owned by comedian Yoshichi Shimada

Fish gourmets try Ottaru's Tamura

The Earth Defense Force is seeking new members

Educational background I.Q. and sexual preference

is no problem

Nor shape of your penis

What about Astro-Vision?

You mean Hibino's Astro-Vision?

Why are you so specific?

If I say the name rental fee will be lower

Just right here

The rental fee is from 100 to 5

One is alone near the seashore

A worthless gangster

Wandering sea gulls

Let's show your speciality

and play the guitar

Say something to the audience

Give me a big hand

Some are indeed pleased with your show

Would you keep the Hibino Astro-Vision?

It hurts

What's up?

We lost him

I see

I have one hell of an idea

Gather all the stool in Japan

Stool?

What for, sir?

Just wait and see. We're looking for the Flyman, aren't we?

No, stool. Yes, that's right

We need lots of it

Yes, and get some from the neighborhood, too

Stool?

Hard or soft?

Sure we have that

How much more is coming?

100 manure trucks and

farmers in the neighborhood, too

So much of it?

What's going on?

The rehearsal, sir

Singing folk songs?

It should have a festive mood

I see

We also have drums and hula dancers

Is that so?

Now, all we do is wait for the night

That's right

Shall we begin?

Please. Would you begin?

How is the Flyman?

I feel he's nearby

Can't see him yet

Let's go for the folk song

Yes

Would you please begin?

Okay

Excuse us

Good luck, ladies

Commander Is he here?

Right above us He won't come down

Let's get his mother

Would you try to persuade him?

No problem

Stand here?

He's right above

Asao

Don't make a fool of yourself

Asao

Big brother, come down

I think...Asao is angry

I see. That's too bad

Okay. Get the Fly Fly Girls

Yes, sir

Fly, Fly...

Fly likes stool...disgusting...

Fly, Fly...

Fly likes stool...

Here he comes

Get them away

Yes, sir

It's dangerous. Run

He's stopped

Commence attack

Car sex

We did it. We did it

The flyman is an intelligent mammal

Please don't catch Flyman. Help him

What?

The Grasshopperman is heading the Tokyo Tower?

He's here

Ouch!

He's stuck