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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:23,502 --> 00:01:25,701 Beat him, fix him! 2 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,400 - Hey! - What? 3 00:01:27,401 --> 00:01:29,301 - Sit down and shut up! - Am I that noisy? 4 00:01:29,751 --> 00:01:30,951 Hit him! Hit him! 5 00:01:44,752 --> 00:01:46,002 Fantastic! Haha! 6 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:49,599 Watch it! You're pushing me! 7 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,300 - You think you can bully me? - YEAH, SO??? 8 00:01:52,301 --> 00:01:53,323 I'm not scared! 9 00:01:53,348 --> 00:01:55,774 BEAT HIM! 10 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,600 I'm experienced in fighting, am I that bad? 11 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:02,000 Look at you, of course you're bad. 12 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:04,700 Bad? I'm only helping you to carry the stretcher, idiot. 13 00:02:04,873 --> 00:02:06,500 Where did he go? 14 00:02:06,800 --> 00:02:09,296 He's there, I'm going to get an ambulance. 15 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,800 Stay there, unless you want to get beat up again. 16 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,000 You think I'm a coward? 17 00:02:18,001 --> 00:02:21,001 "Hong Kong" "New Fist of Fury" 18 00:02:31,895 --> 00:02:34,100 Please everyone, no pictures! 19 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:36,000 [Woman] Sorry, please take them later. 20 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,100 [Woman] Terribly sorry! Please wait! 21 00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:53,892 - Please, just take my picture! - Sorry I can't! I don't have enough film! 22 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,000 I'm gonna hit you. Are you taking it? 23 00:02:57,016 --> 00:03:01,666 - No no no, please, no way! - Just one picture? OK? Thanks! 24 00:03:02,491 --> 00:03:03,800 Who are you? 25 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,316 - I see you have a nice figure... - What's your surname? 26 00:03:05,341 --> 00:03:07,341 - ... I want to make... - What do you want to make with me? 27 00:03:07,342 --> 00:03:08,942 I'll beat you! Get lost! 28 00:03:09,566 --> 00:03:11,265 - Hey, don't go! - Are you nuts? 29 00:03:15,089 --> 00:03:16,590 What are you two doing?! 30 00:03:16,591 --> 00:03:17,691 I don't know this fella! 31 00:03:17,789 --> 00:03:20,188 No no, I just want to....er...make... 32 00:03:20,590 --> 00:03:23,589 Oh I get it! He did the same thing with me before. 33 00:03:23,614 --> 00:03:24,814 What?! 34 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:26,039 It's not a big deal... 35 00:03:26,864 --> 00:03:28,788 - She's gone... - Poke your lungs! Mandy! 36 00:03:28,913 --> 00:03:32,138 - This is all your fault! - You guys still talking? Get him off me! 37 00:03:32,188 --> 00:03:35,412 You can't even handle him, why don't you give him a hand? Let me give you a hand! 38 00:03:35,437 --> 00:03:36,938 Why did you touch my ass? 39 00:03:47,261 --> 00:03:50,761 Ngou Pi, You want to die? Why did you fight again? 40 00:04:01,862 --> 00:04:02,862 Aunt? 41 00:04:06,984 --> 00:04:09,685 Aunt? Don't tell me she went to Kowloon? 42 00:04:11,408 --> 00:04:13,309 So she didn't cook dinner tonight? 43 00:04:16,283 --> 00:04:17,782 Her last will! 44 00:04:29,455 --> 00:04:30,455 No way! 45 00:04:30,781 --> 00:04:33,481 Aunt! Don't be too hasty! 46 00:04:33,806 --> 00:04:34,806 Aunt, open up! 47 00:04:36,031 --> 00:04:39,932 - You bastard, leave me alone! - Aunt, don't die! 48 00:04:40,855 --> 00:04:42,855 Just let me die! 49 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,879 Aunt, open the door, please! 50 00:04:46,004 --> 00:04:49,205 Let me die, bastard! You don't wanna get married! 51 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:51,529 I've let your dead father down! 52 00:04:52,478 --> 00:04:54,379 Aunt, open the door first! 53 00:04:55,683 --> 00:04:56,884 Aunt! 54 00:04:58,209 --> 00:05:00,408 Are you hanging yourself or are you eating biscuits? 55 00:05:03,633 --> 00:05:05,233 Aunt! Open up! 56 00:05:05,734 --> 00:05:07,958 Get the key! Get the key! 57 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:10,182 Where's the key? 58 00:05:10,277 --> 00:05:12,076 In the drawer! 59 00:05:12,177 --> 00:05:15,577 Drawer? How can I get in there? 60 00:05:15,976 --> 00:05:18,877 Break the door down, bastard! Break it down! 61 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:20,501 Break it? OK! 62 00:05:21,876 --> 00:05:23,775 Aunt... 63 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:28,699 - Break the rope, quickly! - OK! 64 00:05:28,824 --> 00:05:31,524 Still doesn't break? Try again! 65 00:05:33,674 --> 00:05:35,574 Aunt, why did you commit suicide? 66 00:05:35,575 --> 00:05:37,575 You bastard! 67 00:05:38,374 --> 00:05:41,874 I asked you to break the rope, not my neck! 68 00:05:57,172 --> 00:06:00,271 Master! 69 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:11,272 "New Fist of Fury"? Hmpft! 70 00:06:11,845 --> 00:06:15,969 Brother, rest easy, I will take revenge for you! 71 00:06:16,395 --> 00:06:21,594 Be careful of his super right arm... 72 00:06:37,967 --> 00:06:43,468 Chu Chu, forget it. Stop staring. You're not getting a prize for it. 73 00:06:43,591 --> 00:06:46,716 Dad, why is Brother Ching so happy? He can't stop laughing. 74 00:06:55,465 --> 00:06:59,365 Ching, Don't scare us. Are you all right? 75 00:06:59,790 --> 00:07:01,589 I'm fine, I'm fine! 76 00:07:01,590 --> 00:07:04,615 Even though we lost all $10 million of your prize money, we're still ok. - Yeah! 77 00:07:08,864 --> 00:07:12,163 Don't be stupid! Why would I be angry? 78 00:07:12,889 --> 00:07:16,288 Ching, don't force yourself to laugh. 79 00:07:16,313 --> 00:07:22,612 Hidden in your laughter are anger, desperation and misery. 80 00:07:22,736 --> 00:07:25,737 Yeah, if you won't beat us, then at least scold us, ok? 81 00:07:25,762 --> 00:07:27,800 Since this has happened, we have all decided. 82 00:07:27,886 --> 00:07:30,886 We are still strong, we'll take care of you for the rest of your life! 83 00:07:30,911 --> 00:07:33,511 - You don't ever have to worry! - Agree! 84 00:07:33,512 --> 00:07:38,036 Look at them, bitch! They lost all their friend's money, and he didn't even say anything! 85 00:07:38,037 --> 00:07:41,460 I didn't lose money by gambling, I just invested it into Hung Yuen Financial! 86 00:07:41,685 --> 00:07:43,435 We can at least get 7 percent interest each month! 87 00:07:43,460 --> 00:07:46,060 I think he's only pretending to be generous! 88 00:07:49,784 --> 00:07:52,784 You know I have always been generous. 89 00:07:53,628 --> 00:07:56,229 Enough talking, have some food. 90 00:07:57,059 --> 00:08:00,658 Money is nothing at all, do I talk about it? 91 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:04,883 We always talk about honesty, right? 92 00:08:05,357 --> 00:08:07,658 Come, have some food. Come on! 93 00:08:09,357 --> 00:08:12,557 This is really delicious, come on. 94 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:17,400 Thirsty? Have a Coke. 95 00:08:18,100 --> 00:08:20,606 Full? Have a cigarette. 96 00:08:28,129 --> 00:08:29,830 Hey guys! 97 00:08:33,354 --> 00:08:36,599 Uncle Bill, even though you lost all my money, I don't feel any pain. 98 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,579 You can't be feeling pain as well, can you? 99 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,804 No...no pain! 100 00:08:40,805 --> 00:08:44,799 Really no pain? You're already bleeding! 101 00:08:44,801 --> 00:08:46,178 It's only bleeding a little... 102 00:08:46,179 --> 00:08:48,503 compared to the wound on your thigh! 103 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,953 When did that happen? 104 00:08:50,978 --> 00:08:52,678 -Right in front of you. - Really? 105 00:08:52,679 --> 00:08:55,302 - Doesn't hurt, right? - YES IT DOES! 106 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:59,000 Murder! Run for your life! 107 00:08:59,452 --> 00:09:00,651 Get out of here! 108 00:09:00,676 --> 00:09:02,802 - Brother Smart! - What happened? 109 00:09:02,827 --> 00:09:04,626 Why must you hold her so tight? 110 00:09:06,951 --> 00:09:09,351 Don't try to fake it. I did not stab you. 111 00:09:09,376 --> 00:09:11,675 Just fooling around! Sorry! 112 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:15,000 Ching, they are your masters after all. How can you just stab them? 113 00:09:15,001 --> 00:09:16,300 Don't make me stab you! 114 00:09:16,301 --> 00:09:19,574 They lost millions of my money! I gave them face by only stabbing once! 115 00:09:19,575 --> 00:09:21,300 In that case, you should shoot them! 116 00:09:21,301 --> 00:09:24,324 No! It'll be murder, don't fire! 117 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,500 - Run for your life! - What? Stand still! 118 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,073 Ngou Pi, if you don't get married and have offspring 119 00:09:30,074 --> 00:09:32,397 I'll hang myself in front of you now! 120 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:36,522 Your cousin has sent me a letter. What are you thinking about? 121 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:40,147 I remember when I was 11, Cousin and I were being bullied outside the village. 122 00:09:40,148 --> 00:09:45,300 A masked person, claiming to be from our family, saved us by beating up the bullies. 123 00:09:45,380 --> 00:09:47,146 Oh, you still remember? 124 00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:48,871 Of course! 125 00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:52,896 Right, talking about your cousin, Yun Kwan. She coming back from Denmark soon. 126 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,550 - Really? - Yep! 127 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,745 - Aunt, I need to talk to you. - What? 128 00:09:57,900 --> 00:10:01,595 - I want to go Kowloon to find a master. - One more left, finish it. 129 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,844 Then I can strengthen the fame of our Ngou family. 130 00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:06,300 We, the Ngou family, have always been a righteous clan. 131 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:09,294 You must not learn lousy kung fu from any Tom, Dick or Harry! 132 00:10:09,618 --> 00:10:13,118 I know, we Ngou family used to be mighty, but our kung fu skills are now lost. 133 00:10:13,138 --> 00:10:15,537 I'm really looking for a righteous clan. 134 00:10:15,662 --> 00:10:18,061 - Which clan? - "New Fist of Fury"! 135 00:10:19,007 --> 00:10:21,416 Yes, I understand. 136 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:26,000 Boss Chan, you know I'm an honest guy. 137 00:10:26,001 --> 00:10:28,100 So why would I not pay you the renovation money? 138 00:10:28,101 --> 00:10:32,400 But the prize money that I had won was really lost by those 4 old guys. 139 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:35,600 If I knew where the money was, I would have taken it back 140 00:10:35,641 --> 00:10:37,140 instead of talking to you now. 141 00:10:37,865 --> 00:10:40,064 I can't help it if you want to sue me. 142 00:10:40,089 --> 00:10:41,890 I really hope you can keep calm. 143 00:10:41,914 --> 00:10:45,515 Go wash your face first, drink some hot tea, and slowly hear me out. 144 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,139 Hello? Hello? 145 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Hello? 146 00:10:53,009 --> 00:10:54,508 Smart! Manage to borrow any money? 147 00:10:54,608 --> 00:10:58,808 Of course not! Her father even wants to chop me! 148 00:10:59,432 --> 00:11:03,358 You can't be serious? He's not forced to lend you the money. Why must he chop you? 149 00:11:03,383 --> 00:11:05,682 You think he's doing it for fun? 150 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:09,107 Chu Chu told her father that she's having my baby. 151 00:11:10,432 --> 00:11:13,033 Perfect! Just promised her father that you'll marry her. 152 00:11:13,058 --> 00:11:15,356 Then you can get the money, and then poison the 2 of them afterwards. 153 00:11:15,357 --> 00:11:17,282 Must I be so cruel for money? 154 00:11:17,306 --> 00:11:19,006 OF COURSE! 155 00:11:21,130 --> 00:11:23,631 We're falling on desperate times. 156 00:11:23,756 --> 00:11:26,100 Marry her is one way of solving the problem. 157 00:11:26,180 --> 00:11:29,480 Plus the flat that we're staying at, belongs to her foster mom, anyway. 158 00:11:29,505 --> 00:11:31,604 No way! You are involved in this too! 159 00:11:31,629 --> 00:11:34,629 I've already told her father that you have also slept with her. 160 00:11:34,654 --> 00:11:37,553 What...How can you say such a thing? 161 00:11:37,754 --> 00:11:40,500 OK, what about the incident in the changing room? Mandy is still mad at me! 162 00:11:40,501 --> 00:11:41,500 Do you hear me?! 163 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:43,301 I've been explaining to her since then. 164 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:47,153 She only half-believes that I'm not gay, and now you lie about me again?! 165 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,300 Someone without a conscience wants to talk to you. 166 00:11:52,401 --> 00:11:54,700 I don't care! Solve the money problem! 167 00:12:00,591 --> 00:12:03,216 - You! - Yes it's me, Master Lau! 168 00:12:03,241 --> 00:12:06,242 Why are you here? You want to play with my ass again? 169 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:09,066 Not so easy this time! Get lost now! Scram! 170 00:12:09,190 --> 00:12:11,291 - [Woman] Go and see if he's up there. - Come in! 171 00:12:13,015 --> 00:12:15,840 - Are you kicking me out or inviting me in? - Squat down! 172 00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:18,665 Make up your mind! 173 00:12:19,089 --> 00:12:22,589 I...I also feel confused! I both love and hate you, 174 00:12:23,014 --> 00:12:25,113 I understand if you hate me... 175 00:12:25,139 --> 00:12:27,564 - but I don't know why you would love me. - Shhh! Softer. 176 00:12:27,565 --> 00:12:29,165 Why are you looking for me? 177 00:12:29,189 --> 00:12:31,488 I want you to be your disciple. 178 00:12:32,213 --> 00:12:34,313 Can be done. Do you have money? 179 00:12:35,237 --> 00:12:38,237 - Erm, why are you so...? - Practical? You're mistaken. 180 00:12:38,362 --> 00:12:41,937 I remember when I became my master's disciple, I too had to give him a red packet. 181 00:12:41,938 --> 00:12:44,211 So this is not about practicality, it's a custom. 182 00:12:44,238 --> 00:12:45,937 So how much is the custom? 183 00:12:45,938 --> 00:12:48,686 - $30 thousand. - Wow? Japanese Yen? 184 00:12:48,911 --> 00:12:51,511 $30 thousand is just the down payment! 185 00:12:53,735 --> 00:12:58,160 So, Mr-What's-Your-Name, help me tell the landlady that I'm out. 186 00:12:58,185 --> 00:13:00,085 Then we can talk about a discount in fee. 187 00:13:00,411 --> 00:13:03,410 Strange, why are all kung fu experts so poor? 188 00:13:03,411 --> 00:13:05,034 You want me to play with your ass again? 189 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:16,058 Wow, you don't need to cry if you can't collect the rent, Landlady. 190 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:21,008 I'm not the landlady. I'm Chu Chu. Help me with my bags. 191 00:13:24,382 --> 00:13:26,282 - Chu Chu. - Brother Ching. 192 00:13:26,307 --> 00:13:27,707 Why are you crying? 193 00:13:27,733 --> 00:13:29,932 Why did you bring so many luggage? 194 00:13:29,957 --> 00:13:32,400 I've decided to run away from home! 195 00:13:32,401 --> 00:13:36,140 I want to elope with Brother Smart! 196 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:41,680 Elope? Have you talked to Smart about it? 197 00:13:41,705 --> 00:13:43,804 There's no need to talk about it 198 00:13:43,831 --> 00:13:46,330 As long as I am willing. 199 00:13:46,331 --> 00:13:50,155 No way! Your father will kill me if he finds out. 200 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,400 Must be your father calling. You must explain it to him. 201 00:13:53,429 --> 00:13:57,128 I've already poured my heart out. There is nothing else to say. 202 00:13:57,154 --> 00:14:00,278 - I won't pick up! - You must pick up! 203 00:14:00,304 --> 00:14:04,303 Tell him you came here to do your laundry. 204 00:14:04,366 --> 00:14:07,266 - What kind of excuse is that? - I know it's poor. 205 00:14:07,267 --> 00:14:09,390 Since you like to talk, why don't YOU talk to her father? 206 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:12,600 But I have nothing to do with this! Er, Excuse me, Uncle! 207 00:14:13,565 --> 00:14:16,580 Yes, we're friends. 208 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:20,100 Boy friend? Yeah, boy friend. 209 00:14:21,001 --> 00:14:23,800 - You're using interesting words. - Where is this going? 210 00:14:23,801 --> 00:14:26,300 - It's a girl called Mandy. - What?! 211 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,333 Hello, Mandy? It's Ching! 212 00:14:30,358 --> 00:14:33,158 That's my...male friend. 213 00:14:33,183 --> 00:14:36,783 Regular male friend, not the kind of male friend you are thinking of. 214 00:14:37,232 --> 00:14:41,232 Definitely not that gay dude that you saw at the competition the last time. 215 00:14:41,233 --> 00:14:44,500 Piss off! .... Hello? There's no gay dudes here. 216 00:14:44,581 --> 00:14:47,282 Any gay dudes here? Nope! 217 00:14:47,307 --> 00:14:51,606 No, I'm telling you the truth, actually... Listen to me... 218 00:14:53,107 --> 00:14:56,500 You framed me again.... Hello, Mandy? Listen to me... 219 00:14:56,501 --> 00:14:59,000 Actually, I've been missing you. 220 00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:01,001 Listen closely, I want to marry you! 221 00:15:01,081 --> 00:15:03,880 Uncle?! It's you? How are you? 222 00:15:03,906 --> 00:15:05,906 Will you marry me? Oops, no, no. 223 00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:09,129 What? Chu Chu? I have not seen her! 224 00:15:09,454 --> 00:15:11,954 She eloped? How is that my problem? Hahaha! 225 00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:16,200 Uncle, you sure know how to joke! Hello...? Hello? 226 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:19,029 He hung up. I wonder if he will kill himself? 227 00:15:19,553 --> 00:15:22,754 Of course not. He'll wanna chop you up first. 228 00:15:23,178 --> 00:15:24,378 Dad! 229 00:15:24,603 --> 00:15:27,804 I'm not here! I'm not here! 230 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,528 You bastard! You go deal with him! 231 00:15:33,652 --> 00:15:35,152 Me again? 232 00:15:36,676 --> 00:15:38,877 Uncle, you like wearing dresses? 233 00:15:38,902 --> 00:15:40,729 You have bad breath, who are you? 234 00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:43,400 You can smell it? You don't have bad breath? Who are you looking for? 235 00:15:43,452 --> 00:15:44,800 I'm the landlady here! 236 00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:47,300 So what if you are? I'm Big Ngou. Do you believe that I will beat you up? 237 00:15:47,301 --> 00:15:48,624 Rape me if you have the guts! 238 00:15:48,651 --> 00:15:50,250 What are you looking for? 239 00:15:50,675 --> 00:15:53,199 - What exactly are you looking for? - I'm looking for the rent! 240 00:15:56,243 --> 00:15:59,266 - Foster Mom! - Chu Chu, what are you doing here? 241 00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:02,400 - I'm taking a bath. - Yup, she's taking a bath here. 242 00:16:02,417 --> 00:16:07,366 How disgraceful! How can a girl take a bath at a stranger's place? 243 00:16:07,391 --> 00:16:09,791 Don't hinder us, we're supposed to take a bath together. 244 00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:14,041 What did you say?! Don't talk nonsense! Foster Mom, that's not true! 245 00:16:14,066 --> 00:16:17,900 You're getting from bad to worse! How dare you take a bath with this weirdo? 246 00:16:17,915 --> 00:16:20,215 -Me? - I'm going to tell your father now! 247 00:16:20,464 --> 00:16:24,989 - Foster Mom! Fos... - Get up and chase her! Get up! 248 00:16:25,014 --> 00:16:26,914 Go to hell! You pervert! 249 00:16:26,939 --> 00:16:29,139 Foster Mom, she won't get up to chase you? 250 00:16:30,361 --> 00:16:32,661 Did anything happen to Master Lau? 251 00:16:33,186 --> 00:16:35,785 - Master! - What are you doing? Go away! 252 00:16:36,610 --> 00:16:38,411 Wah, are you trying to scare me? 253 00:16:38,636 --> 00:16:41,836 - What were you looking for just now? - I just wanted to see if you were there... 254 00:16:42,985 --> 00:16:44,505 I dare not open the door anymore! 255 00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:47,355 Nobody asked you to. Just let them knock. Who's says we're home? 256 00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:49,580 Will he kick the door open? 257 00:16:50,405 --> 00:16:51,905 Your mouth is so unlucky! 258 00:16:51,929 --> 00:16:54,029 You guys still arguing? Better get out now! 259 00:16:54,053 --> 00:16:56,178 If the three of us are seen together here, it'll be hard to explain! 260 00:16:56,179 --> 00:16:58,378 I'm...pretending to take a bath! 261 00:17:02,003 --> 00:17:03,003 - Where is he? - Uncle! 262 00:17:03,328 --> 00:17:04,728 I'll chop him to death! 263 00:17:05,953 --> 00:17:08,153 If I'm in here with you, that means...oh! 264 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:11,500 - Where is he?! - Stay calm, put the chopper down first! 265 00:17:11,501 --> 00:17:13,802 - Actually, this is not my fault. - Not your fault? 266 00:17:13,827 --> 00:17:16,327 I saw Chu Chu taking her luggauge here! It's still not your fault? 267 00:17:16,352 --> 00:17:19,776 She didn't come here. Uncle, you're kidding. Chu Chu is not my type! 268 00:17:19,801 --> 00:17:23,001 She's not good enough for you? Are you going back on your word? 269 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:24,926 But I'm not good enough for her! 270 00:17:24,951 --> 00:17:27,451 Why must you force me when I am not good enough? 271 00:17:27,476 --> 00:17:29,076 Don't you think so? 272 00:17:29,377 --> 00:17:32,577 If I find that slutty daughter of mine here, I will force you with her! 273 00:17:32,578 --> 00:17:34,400 Even if you are unwilling! 274 00:17:35,324 --> 00:17:38,425 Listen to me, Uncle! There's no one in the toilet! 275 00:17:46,448 --> 00:17:48,849 Don't think I won't find you here, you slut! 276 00:17:49,573 --> 00:17:51,972 I'm just taking a bath, must you chop me? 277 00:17:55,473 --> 00:17:56,973 I'm dead, I'm dead! 278 00:18:06,951 --> 00:18:08,352 Actually... 279 00:18:08,377 --> 00:18:12,876 No need to explain. I'm a very open-minded guy 280 00:18:12,877 --> 00:18:15,077 But I just can't believe how a handsome guy like you 281 00:18:15,078 --> 00:18:17,300 Can enjoy playing with guy's asses. 282 00:18:17,825 --> 00:18:20,249 - Play with your ass? - I meant anal sex! 283 00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:23,529 You mean you like anal sex? 284 00:18:23,554 --> 00:18:25,654 Stop pretending! 285 00:18:25,679 --> 00:18:28,679 There's a man hiding in the bathtub. 286 00:18:28,703 --> 00:18:31,103 And you still deny that you prefer anal? 287 00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:34,353 - You saw a guy in the bathtub? - Yes! 288 00:18:34,378 --> 00:18:38,978 OK, I have a secret to tell, but you can't let others know. 289 00:18:38,979 --> 00:18:40,879 Actually....I'm gay. 290 00:18:40,926 --> 00:18:43,027 You finally admit it? 291 00:18:49,252 --> 00:18:50,851 Ching! 292 00:18:52,077 --> 00:18:53,476 Hi! 293 00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:56,800 I didn't not believe what others say 294 00:18:56,825 --> 00:18:59,525 But now I've no choice but to believe it! 295 00:19:00,245 --> 00:19:04,045 You misheard it, Uncle Chu missaw it! 296 00:19:04,070 --> 00:19:05,869 It's all a misunderstanding! 297 00:19:06,095 --> 00:19:08,394 There could never be a third guy in this flat! 298 00:19:08,419 --> 00:19:11,120 So I missaw and she misheard? 299 00:19:11,144 --> 00:19:13,244 And you are not mistaken? 300 00:19:13,269 --> 00:19:15,068 Fine, I'll prove it now! 301 00:19:15,093 --> 00:19:18,319 If that person inside isn't a man, I will jump down and kill myself! 302 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,320 Bastard! 303 00:19:19,343 --> 00:19:21,043 Stay here! 304 00:19:21,669 --> 00:19:23,868 Get out of the tub now! 305 00:19:24,692 --> 00:19:26,591 - Mandy, listen to me... - No! 306 00:19:29,317 --> 00:19:31,516 So, tell me, does this look like a woman to you? 307 00:19:31,841 --> 00:19:34,141 Uncle, that's IS a woman. 308 00:19:35,266 --> 00:19:37,567 Why are you here, you stupid daughter? 309 00:19:38,291 --> 00:19:40,291 Why don't you put the chair by the window? 310 00:19:40,316 --> 00:19:42,315 Dad, I'm not tired. You're so kind! 311 00:19:42,340 --> 00:19:45,140 Not for you to sit! I'm gonna jump down for them to see! 312 00:19:45,265 --> 00:19:46,465 I need air! 313 00:19:46,490 --> 00:19:47,490 It's him! 314 00:19:47,515 --> 00:19:48,516 It's me! 315 00:19:48,741 --> 00:19:50,540 - You... - Hold it! 316 00:19:55,764 --> 00:20:00,150 Almighty God, stop messing with me. I've had enough. 317 00:20:00,151 --> 00:20:04,187 I beg you, please help me unwind this entanglement! 318 00:20:08,512 --> 00:20:09,512 Brother Smart! 319 00:20:09,837 --> 00:20:11,438 Wow, you're all here? 320 00:20:12,262 --> 00:20:14,961 Smart! You've come at the right time! 321 00:20:14,962 --> 00:20:18,086 Please explain to them that all this has nothing to do with me. 322 00:20:18,087 --> 00:20:21,388 Of course it has! It's not my business! You enjoy casual sex! 323 00:20:21,476 --> 00:20:23,675 You're so irresponsible! 324 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:27,025 - Brother Smart! - Chu Chu! 325 00:20:31,451 --> 00:20:33,452 Well said! Smart, you fucker! 326 00:20:33,453 --> 00:20:35,676 Sorry, I've nothing else to say! 327 00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:40,426 - I never want to see you ever again! - As you wish. 328 00:20:40,451 --> 00:20:42,951 Hi! Ok, I know. 329 00:20:44,975 --> 00:20:46,475 Satisfied? 330 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,300 Satisfied?! 331 00:20:49,325 --> 00:20:51,424 Happy now? Please! 332 00:20:56,849 --> 00:20:59,749 If you want to say anything, now's the time. 333 00:21:01,474 --> 00:21:03,673 Actually, I'm not much taller than you. 334 00:21:05,772 --> 00:21:07,671 Watch it! 335 00:21:08,696 --> 00:21:10,896 Leave me alone. I'm fine. 336 00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:13,321 It's only a girl. There are plenty of other girls around. 337 00:21:13,345 --> 00:21:16,870 - Of course, must you tell me? - You're right. 338 00:21:17,395 --> 00:21:19,894 But girls like her are hard to find. Oh God! 339 00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:25,019 You're useless. 340 00:21:25,143 --> 00:21:27,844 After so many years, you still haven't reached your potential. 341 00:21:28,869 --> 00:21:33,694 Now that Mandy is gone, you won't have a chance to show your real power. 342 00:21:34,318 --> 00:21:39,217 You can't blame him. Look at him, head bowed, crying quietly. 343 00:21:39,342 --> 00:21:41,742 He can't say anything, anyway. Right? 344 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,968 If I can't blame him, then I should blame you! 345 00:21:43,992 --> 00:21:47,291 Your mouth is a jinx! Bad things happen when you speak! 346 00:21:47,316 --> 00:21:48,716 Am I that accurate? 347 00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:51,142 If I say that I'll get beaten up, will that really happen? 348 00:21:51,965 --> 00:21:53,167 Told you so! 349 00:22:25,468 --> 00:22:27,168 You dead yet? 350 00:22:31,967 --> 00:22:33,166 Grab his right hand! 351 00:23:13,487 --> 00:23:17,287 Ching, tonight is the one-week annversary of my brother's death. 352 00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:20,037 - What do you want? - Kill you in memory of him! 353 00:23:20,462 --> 00:23:22,362 But I won't let you die so easily. 354 00:23:22,386 --> 00:23:26,286 Just like my brother, I will break you limb by limb, slowly! 355 00:23:34,510 --> 00:23:36,735 - Who are you? - Ngou family descendant! 356 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:40,359 - Bastard of Ngou family? - I don't fight women. 357 00:23:40,884 --> 00:23:43,084 This is none of your business! Get lost! 358 00:23:43,109 --> 00:23:46,733 We Ngou family hate fighting with guys who fear women. Get lost! 359 00:23:46,758 --> 00:23:47,958 Motherfucker! 360 00:23:56,252 --> 00:23:58,053 Trying to kill me? 361 00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:00,077 I don't believe you won't get hurt! 362 00:24:00,302 --> 00:24:01,802 I need to make a move. 363 00:24:01,803 --> 00:24:04,727 Let's see how long you can protect him. Let's Go! 364 00:24:08,050 --> 00:24:10,151 Senior! What's your name? 365 00:24:10,276 --> 00:24:11,476 Ngou Chat! 366 00:24:13,100 --> 00:24:14,301 Ngou Chat? 367 00:24:38,123 --> 00:24:40,323 Yun Kwan, not sleeping? 368 00:24:40,447 --> 00:24:42,000 Waiting for cousin! 369 00:24:42,025 --> 00:24:45,824 You've already waited a decade. What's one more night? 370 00:24:45,949 --> 00:24:48,349 By the way, do you know when he will return? 371 00:24:49,074 --> 00:24:50,274 - Aunt! - He's back! 372 00:24:50,299 --> 00:24:51,498 Cousin! 373 00:24:54,923 --> 00:24:58,022 Brother! We will have a daughter-in-law soon! 374 00:24:58,048 --> 00:25:01,946 - How are you? - I'm fine. I just want some water. 375 00:25:09,372 --> 00:25:10,971 Cousin! 376 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,344 Cousin! 377 00:25:15,070 --> 00:25:16,269 It's you? 378 00:25:16,294 --> 00:25:18,493 I've waited a long time for you! 379 00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:24,919 Please don't leave me! Don't ever leave me! 380 00:25:24,944 --> 00:25:27,743 I won't. I won't. 381 00:25:28,568 --> 00:25:32,692 Cousin! You're fainting! Cousin! 382 00:25:32,817 --> 00:25:36,817 Ngou Pi... Who's this? Why are you hugging him? 383 00:25:36,842 --> 00:25:39,941 Isn't this Cousin? He's so excited that he fainted. 384 00:25:39,966 --> 00:25:43,491 Cousin, my ass! Stop hugging a stranger. Let go! 385 00:25:43,516 --> 00:25:45,715 You sure know who to pretend. Who are you? 386 00:25:45,740 --> 00:25:47,341 Why are you in my house? 387 00:25:47,366 --> 00:25:48,965 Then where is my cousin? 388 00:25:48,990 --> 00:25:50,689 I'm here, Cousin! 389 00:25:50,714 --> 00:25:52,515 Aunt, it's a ghost! 390 00:25:53,539 --> 00:25:55,139 Me? 391 00:25:55,164 --> 00:26:00,963 Aunt, how is he? Can he be cured? 392 00:26:00,988 --> 00:26:05,788 His arm is troublesome. His wounds are serious. 393 00:26:05,812 --> 00:26:09,912 I'll do my best to find a cure tomorrow. I still need to sweep the floor. 394 00:26:09,937 --> 00:26:12,437 Does that mean he can't fight anymore? 395 00:26:18,261 --> 00:26:20,462 I haven't tried this in a long time. 396 00:27:42,463 --> 00:27:44,263 Wake up! Time for work! 397 00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:58,476 Senior! 398 00:28:02,199 --> 00:28:05,299 May I ask your glorious name? 399 00:28:05,425 --> 00:28:11,025 Don't get up yet! Lie back down! You want to die? Damn! 400 00:28:11,349 --> 00:28:14,549 I'm Ngou Pi's aunt. Don't catch a cold. 401 00:28:16,873 --> 00:28:19,874 Your kung fu is incredible. Can you teach me? 402 00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:23,098 I know kung fu? You must be joking! 403 00:28:23,123 --> 00:28:25,823 I was just using the traditional Ngou family healing method 404 00:28:25,848 --> 00:28:29,047 To force the bruises out. I know kung fu? Ha! 405 00:28:38,371 --> 00:28:40,071 The guy in black! 406 00:28:42,996 --> 00:28:46,695 Aunt, I've something to tell you. 407 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,921 I've decided to court my cousin. 408 00:28:49,944 --> 00:28:51,845 It's gonna be very difficult. 409 00:28:51,871 --> 00:28:54,370 The guy you brought back is much better looking than you. 410 00:28:54,395 --> 00:28:56,595 If he makes a move, you won't stand a chance. 411 00:28:56,620 --> 00:28:59,519 No way, he already loves someone else. 412 00:28:59,844 --> 00:29:01,044 If you say so. 413 00:29:01,069 --> 00:29:03,469 Let's see how you court her at the banquet tonight! 414 00:29:03,494 --> 00:29:06,493 The guy in black last night was mysterious. 415 00:29:06,518 --> 00:29:08,718 He must have a reason for wearing black. 416 00:29:08,743 --> 00:29:10,442 Yeah, I thought so, too. 417 00:29:10,468 --> 00:29:14,168 I think it was a woman pretending to be a man, and probably old, too. 418 00:29:16,592 --> 00:29:18,593 How do you know she is old? 419 00:29:18,617 --> 00:29:23,016 During the fight, her boobs were sagging and her butt was swaying! 420 00:29:23,741 --> 00:29:26,530 Bastard! Have I ever let you down? 421 00:29:26,531 --> 00:29:28,264 I've spent all those years raising you, 422 00:29:28,265 --> 00:29:30,890 I've always cooked the best food for you, but you've eaten till you look like a pig! 423 00:29:31,215 --> 00:29:33,500 I don't care anymore if the Ngou family have any descendants! 424 00:29:33,501 --> 00:29:35,940 Curse you: No descendants! 425 00:29:36,365 --> 00:29:38,265 What's so bad about wearing black? 426 00:29:38,789 --> 00:29:39,990 Aunt... 427 00:29:41,714 --> 00:29:44,913 Those who learn kung fu, all have tight bodies.... 428 00:29:45,539 --> 00:29:47,139 ...unless they are over 90 years old. 429 00:29:52,364 --> 00:29:54,163 Cheers! Bottoms up! 430 00:29:55,488 --> 00:29:57,287 Master Lau,this is Yun Kwan, my cousin. 431 00:29:57,313 --> 00:29:58,513 Come on, cheers. 432 00:29:58,638 --> 00:30:00,837 - This is your favorite, roast goose leg. - Thanks. 433 00:30:00,961 --> 00:30:02,962 She looks a bit similar to your girlfriend, Mandy. 434 00:30:05,087 --> 00:30:07,187 - Aunt Ngou, cheers! - Who are you? 435 00:30:07,212 --> 00:30:10,811 I'm Maddy, when will you invite me to Ngou Pi's wedding? 436 00:30:13,036 --> 00:30:14,636 Enjoy yourself. 437 00:30:16,861 --> 00:30:18,961 Let me teach you a lesson. 438 00:30:22,686 --> 00:30:25,384 Cheers, everyone! Drink up! 439 00:30:25,409 --> 00:30:27,109 Aunt, cheers! 440 00:30:28,234 --> 00:30:30,234 Ngou Pi, go toast the bride! 441 00:30:30,235 --> 00:30:32,883 - The bride? - Yeah, bring your cousin along. 442 00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:36,533 - Cousin, let's go toast the bride! - I don't want to! 443 00:30:36,534 --> 00:30:38,557 - Quickly! - Ok. 444 00:30:38,983 --> 00:30:40,183 Back in a bit! 445 00:30:47,308 --> 00:30:48,507 Hey, come on! 446 00:30:49,231 --> 00:30:53,331 - Jimmy, this is my cousin, Yun Kwan. - How are you? 447 00:30:58,656 --> 00:31:01,856 - Let's drink to them? - Sure. 448 00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:07,780 Drinking game. Taiwanese "Guess Fingers"! 449 00:31:07,805 --> 00:31:09,405 - Don't know that. - Fifteen-Twenty? 450 00:31:09,430 --> 00:31:11,629 - Nope. - Tortoise Fist? 451 00:31:11,654 --> 00:31:12,855 - Is that edible? 452 00:31:13,879 --> 00:31:15,079 What do you know? 453 00:31:15,104 --> 00:31:17,303 Simple ones. Rock Paper Scissors? 454 00:31:19,528 --> 00:31:21,728 - 15 rounds, 8 games win. - 15 rounds, 8 games win? 455 00:31:22,053 --> 00:31:23,252 Loser drinks all. 456 00:31:23,679 --> 00:31:25,578 Any game is fine. 457 00:31:27,102 --> 00:31:28,302 Start. 458 00:31:49,505 --> 00:31:50,704 Hold on! 459 00:31:50,705 --> 00:31:52,830 - This is delicious. - No thanks. 460 00:31:55,854 --> 00:31:58,753 That was too fast. Let's play again. 461 00:32:00,205 --> 00:32:03,304 - Loser drinks all. - No problem. Let's play again. 462 00:32:03,829 --> 00:32:06,529 Not that game again. Let's play another. 463 00:32:06,554 --> 00:32:07,553 OK. 464 00:32:07,578 --> 00:32:08,779 - Whatever I choose? - Sure! 465 00:32:08,903 --> 00:32:11,103 So you agree, right? Whichever game I choose? 466 00:32:11,128 --> 00:32:13,328 You all heard him say it. 467 00:32:17,199 --> 00:32:22,399 Let's see who has the longest strand of hair. 468 00:32:24,724 --> 00:32:26,923 Senior, you're a little unfair. 469 00:32:26,924 --> 00:32:29,649 - My hair is defintely shorter than yours. - Really? 470 00:32:29,873 --> 00:32:34,373 I doesn't have to be from the head. If you can find any hair on your body 471 00:32:34,374 --> 00:32:38,297 that is longer than my hair, you win. Retard! 472 00:33:01,098 --> 00:33:04,198 473 00:33:06,919 --> 00:33:10,118 My nose hair is just a bit longer than your hair. 474 00:33:12,343 --> 00:33:13,900 Done puking? 475 00:33:13,901 --> 00:33:16,901 Aunt, are you high? Why drink so much? 476 00:33:18,967 --> 00:33:22,166 It's all because I was trying to help you get Yun Kwan! 477 00:33:35,490 --> 00:33:37,190 You don't like me? 478 00:33:39,615 --> 00:33:41,015 It's not that. 479 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,239 You still miss her? 480 00:33:51,164 --> 00:33:54,363 Can you pretend I'm her for the time being? 481 00:34:01,988 --> 00:34:04,187 I'm satisfied if you are. 482 00:34:26,010 --> 00:34:29,210 I must use kung fu to force the wine out. 483 00:35:44,126 --> 00:35:46,200 Senior, you said that you don't know kung fu. 484 00:35:46,201 --> 00:35:48,749 So can you explain what happened just now? 485 00:35:48,750 --> 00:35:50,351 Yes! 486 00:35:50,676 --> 00:35:52,775 Are you gonna say that you got so drunk last night 487 00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:54,623 It caused my eyes to see visions? 488 00:35:54,624 --> 00:35:55,825 Yes. 489 00:36:02,649 --> 00:36:04,849 She really can fly? 490 00:36:04,873 --> 00:36:08,598 If she can raise trash like you, she must be highly skilled. 491 00:36:08,624 --> 00:36:11,848 Also, don't you think her figure is similar to the guy in black that rescued us? 492 00:36:12,173 --> 00:36:14,872 No wonder she got mad when I mentioned the guy in black. 493 00:36:14,873 --> 00:36:17,098 But why does she want to hide it from me? Weird. 494 00:36:17,099 --> 00:36:20,322 We'll know the reason if we can get her to admit she knows kung fu. 495 00:36:20,323 --> 00:36:21,546 How? 496 00:36:21,547 --> 00:36:25,971 Those who know kung fu will naturally defend themselves when being attacked. 497 00:36:26,796 --> 00:36:28,996 We can attack her when she least expects it. 498 00:36:29,021 --> 00:36:30,021 When? 499 00:36:30,046 --> 00:36:32,445 I've thought about it. Meal times are the best. 500 00:36:32,470 --> 00:36:34,670 I'll drop my chopsticks as a signal. 501 00:36:34,696 --> 00:36:37,894 Once you see the signal, you attack her! Don't hold back! 502 00:36:38,221 --> 00:36:40,020 In order to find out the truth, I have to do it. 503 00:36:40,045 --> 00:36:41,045 Let go home. 504 00:36:41,069 --> 00:36:42,994 - Our shopping's not done. - Then carry on. 505 00:36:43,119 --> 00:36:45,545 - I wonder what Cousin likes to eat. - Sweet Sour Pork. 506 00:36:46,269 --> 00:36:48,768 - How do you know? - Just guessing! 507 00:36:48,795 --> 00:36:52,519 - Then what do you like? - Roast goose leg, get some to go. 508 00:36:55,544 --> 00:36:58,342 Cousin, how do you know I like sweet sour pork? 509 00:36:58,367 --> 00:36:59,867 Master Lau told me. 510 00:37:00,693 --> 00:37:03,892 It was just a lucky guess! 511 00:37:04,218 --> 00:37:08,316 Have some roast goose leg. It's your favorite! 512 00:37:08,342 --> 00:37:10,842 Wow, you guessed his favorite and he guessed yours. 513 00:37:10,867 --> 00:37:14,091 You two are so clever! Oh...thanks, Aunt. 514 00:37:14,116 --> 00:37:16,117 Cousin, can I have some soy sauce? 515 00:37:16,142 --> 00:37:18,241 - I'll get it. - Thanks! 516 00:37:25,764 --> 00:37:27,765 So what's your name? 517 00:37:27,790 --> 00:37:29,989 They call me Master Lau Ching. 518 00:37:30,714 --> 00:37:33,114 MASTER Lau Ching? 519 00:37:34,339 --> 00:37:36,538 No wonder you're good at guessing. 520 00:37:36,564 --> 00:37:39,563 Not really, I guessed wrongly about you. 521 00:37:39,588 --> 00:37:40,788 Like what? 522 00:37:41,513 --> 00:37:45,113 I thought you knew kung fu, but actually you don't. 523 00:37:48,638 --> 00:37:50,637 - What's going on over there? - Nothing. 524 00:37:50,662 --> 00:37:51,862 Here's the soy sauce. 525 00:38:02,485 --> 00:38:04,185 The signal! 526 00:38:10,511 --> 00:38:11,710 Aunt! 527 00:38:12,735 --> 00:38:15,334 - Why didn't she fight back? - Bastard! You crazy? 528 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:16,760 Didn't you say that... 529 00:38:16,785 --> 00:38:18,804 What are you doing??? 530 00:38:18,829 --> 00:38:22,254 - What has she done that you need to hit her? - Yeah! 531 00:38:25,479 --> 00:38:27,679 Cousin! Cousin! 532 00:38:28,403 --> 00:38:33,500 Aunt has never hit me since birth. Why did you make me hit her, idiot? 533 00:38:33,827 --> 00:38:35,027 Didn't you see it? 534 00:38:35,052 --> 00:38:38,252 You punched her right in the face, and yet, she's fine. 535 00:38:38,277 --> 00:38:40,100 With such a hard punch from a big strong man 536 00:38:40,101 --> 00:38:43,200 How can any ordinary woman be ok? 537 00:38:43,502 --> 00:38:45,002 That makes sense. 538 00:38:45,127 --> 00:38:47,625 Trust me. Give me another chance. 539 00:38:47,751 --> 00:38:48,752 How? 540 00:38:48,776 --> 00:38:50,496 OK, first I'll... 541 00:38:52,621 --> 00:38:54,620 ...And then I'll go to her room... 542 00:38:56,545 --> 00:38:58,144 ...And that's the plan! 543 00:38:58,869 --> 00:39:00,370 Starting now. 544 00:39:01,453 --> 00:39:03,652 Brother Ching, where are you going? 545 00:39:03,677 --> 00:39:06,377 I'm gonna rape your aunt. 546 00:39:07,802 --> 00:39:09,302 Are you serious? 547 00:39:09,927 --> 00:39:11,027 Yes. 548 00:39:11,052 --> 00:39:13,251 Excuse me, is Lau Ching here? 549 00:39:13,752 --> 00:39:15,552 You? 550 00:39:30,274 --> 00:39:34,574 - "I must go home." - "No rush. Why must you go?" 551 00:39:42,497 --> 00:39:43,798 "Who are you?" 552 00:39:43,823 --> 00:39:45,223 What are you doing? 553 00:39:45,347 --> 00:39:48,847 "I'm not a gorilla, What are you afraid of?" 554 00:39:48,972 --> 00:39:51,171 Why are you so nervous? 555 00:39:51,597 --> 00:39:53,797 I'm not a gorilla. 556 00:39:54,522 --> 00:39:56,222 What are you afraid of? 557 00:39:57,446 --> 00:40:01,446 "Do not come over or I'll scream! Don't come near me!" 558 00:40:06,770 --> 00:40:08,970 These two bastards want to test me again! 559 00:40:10,895 --> 00:40:12,500 - "Don't be afraid." - Come here! 560 00:40:12,501 --> 00:40:14,319 Do not come over or I'll scream! 561 00:40:14,544 --> 00:40:18,244 Scream then, no one will care! 562 00:40:18,269 --> 00:40:19,969 Let me have it! 563 00:40:23,193 --> 00:40:26,494 - What are you doing? Hands off! - Step aside! 564 00:40:28,718 --> 00:40:30,917 Be nice! 565 00:40:34,542 --> 00:40:37,800 - Bastard! - This feels good! 566 00:40:39,542 --> 00:40:41,541 Is he for real? 567 00:40:42,642 --> 00:40:45,641 Have you had enough? 568 00:40:48,766 --> 00:40:52,465 Bastard, you really are...! Ngou! 569 00:40:52,490 --> 00:40:55,690 Stop him, Ngou! 570 00:40:57,439 --> 00:40:59,240 What are you two doing? 571 00:40:59,365 --> 00:41:00,764 Can't you tell? 572 00:41:00,789 --> 00:41:02,089 You're not human! 573 00:41:02,114 --> 00:41:05,714 I was never human. Don't you know? 574 00:41:07,138 --> 00:41:09,838 - She looks different. - Brother Ching! 575 00:41:09,964 --> 00:41:13,063 Oh yes, I forgot to tell you. Your girlfriend's here. 576 00:41:14,788 --> 00:41:17,288 Mandy! Mandy! 577 00:41:17,512 --> 00:41:19,212 Aunt, did you give in to him? 578 00:41:19,237 --> 00:41:21,537 Bastard! You lent him porno mags, didn't you? 579 00:41:44,859 --> 00:41:47,058 Boss, we followed Lau Ching. 580 00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:50,284 He is staying with some young fool and an old woman. 581 00:41:50,909 --> 00:41:52,909 Don't worry about the young fool. 582 00:41:53,334 --> 00:41:57,633 The person that fought with me that night, must be the old woman. 583 00:41:59,058 --> 00:42:01,757 Find out more about her, immediately! 584 00:42:01,783 --> 00:42:02,882 OK! 585 00:42:14,807 --> 00:42:17,006 How should I explain to her? 586 00:42:20,231 --> 00:42:21,731 Who? 587 00:42:23,732 --> 00:42:25,332 You...? 588 00:42:27,230 --> 00:42:29,529 Miss Yun Kwan, I'm showering! 589 00:42:29,554 --> 00:42:31,280 - Why? - Because I'm very dirty. 590 00:42:31,305 --> 00:42:32,305 Why? 591 00:42:33,329 --> 00:42:35,928 I was walking across the field earlier and I saw a $5 coin. 592 00:42:36,153 --> 00:42:38,353 When I went to pick it up, I realised it was cow dung. 593 00:42:38,378 --> 00:42:39,579 That's why I'm dirty. 594 00:42:40,103 --> 00:42:41,929 - Why? - Stop asking me. 595 00:42:42,253 --> 00:42:45,452 I admit I am a bit greedy, but that's human nature. 596 00:42:46,777 --> 00:42:47,977 I'm not asking about that. 597 00:42:48,002 --> 00:42:51,201 Why are you avoiding me? Answer me! 598 00:42:51,627 --> 00:42:56,350 Dirty lovers! Ngou won't believe me if I told him. 599 00:42:56,351 --> 00:42:57,951 I must catch you two red-handed! 600 00:43:00,177 --> 00:43:03,175 Yun Kwan, the first time I saw you 601 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,200 caused me to be like this. 602 00:43:06,225 --> 00:43:08,425 As I mistook you for someone else. 603 00:43:08,450 --> 00:43:10,650 Actually, it's all a misunderstanding. 604 00:43:10,675 --> 00:43:11,874 Ngou Pi? 605 00:43:14,199 --> 00:43:15,700 Where did that idiot go? 606 00:43:19,925 --> 00:43:22,523 I don't care if it's a misunderstanding. 607 00:43:22,548 --> 00:43:26,549 I only know that night, the person that you were hugging...is me. 608 00:43:26,973 --> 00:43:31,000 That's true... But I'm a man of integrity. 609 00:43:31,098 --> 00:43:33,797 In fact, the one who really loves you is your cousin. 610 00:43:33,823 --> 00:43:37,023 Cousin? No way. 611 00:43:37,447 --> 00:43:39,647 It's just your excuse. 612 00:43:40,472 --> 00:43:44,296 If you're really concerned about my cousin, I'll clear things up with him right now. 613 00:43:44,321 --> 00:43:47,521 Don't do that, if you tell him now, he'll kill me. 614 00:43:48,945 --> 00:43:52,944 He won't kill you. I know what to do. 615 00:44:07,368 --> 00:44:08,569 Wah, that's gross! 616 00:44:09,994 --> 00:44:13,193 What is going on? I better finish my shower quick 617 00:44:13,217 --> 00:44:16,718 Before more photos get taken, or worse, that gay dude coming in to fiddle my ass! 618 00:44:18,768 --> 00:44:21,067 Ahhh, Don't fiddle me! Don't fiddle me! 619 00:44:21,092 --> 00:44:23,192 Tell me what I should do. 620 00:44:25,017 --> 00:44:28,617 You might as well do whatever you want, now. 621 00:44:29,341 --> 00:44:31,541 I knew you will say that! 622 00:44:31,566 --> 00:44:34,166 You're my best buddy, you must help me decide! 623 00:44:34,191 --> 00:44:35,690 Huh? ... What? 624 00:44:35,716 --> 00:44:38,916 Cousin told me that she like a guy from the next village. 625 00:44:39,740 --> 00:44:41,740 Did she tell you who it was? 626 00:44:41,765 --> 00:44:43,965 No, but it's not important. 627 00:44:44,089 --> 00:44:47,289 If you can help me tail her, we'll find out soon. 628 00:44:47,515 --> 00:44:49,914 Oh? Well, that's no problem! 629 00:44:51,039 --> 00:44:53,739 In fact, I thought it was you at first. 630 00:44:53,763 --> 00:44:55,364 But Cousin said it wasn't you. 631 00:44:55,388 --> 00:44:58,589 I gave it a lot of thought, and realised it can't be you! 632 00:44:59,013 --> 00:45:01,838 - Of course! You're so sharp. - I'll leave now. 633 00:45:02,662 --> 00:45:04,782 Be wary of being betrayed. 634 00:45:04,807 --> 00:45:07,506 Did you hear wrongly? Cousin is not like that. 635 00:45:07,532 --> 00:45:10,332 She won't, but that poser will. 636 00:45:14,656 --> 00:45:19,155 I should leave this place at once. "For Ngou Pi" 637 00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:34,178 Master Lau, where are you going? 638 00:45:36,904 --> 00:45:40,603 I've troubled you guys for too long. It's time I left. 639 00:45:40,829 --> 00:45:42,748 Hey, we're friends. Why so modest? 640 00:45:42,773 --> 00:45:44,673 I've arranged for a friend to come pick me up outside. 641 00:45:44,698 --> 00:45:46,898 No way! If you leave, who will help me catch that adulterer? 642 00:45:46,923 --> 00:45:50,122 Ngou Pi, be lenient, and let him go. 643 00:45:50,147 --> 00:45:52,347 No way! Once I catch him, I'll castrate him and feed the dogs with it! 644 00:45:52,372 --> 00:45:54,272 No, you musn't do that! 645 00:45:54,297 --> 00:45:55,496 Then what? 646 00:45:56,007 --> 00:45:59,007 Force him to write you name one hundred time. That'll teach him. 647 00:45:59,032 --> 00:46:01,056 - Wow, that cruel? - It'll kill him! 648 00:46:01,081 --> 00:46:03,082 Hey, I have something to show you. 649 00:46:03,906 --> 00:46:06,406 Come in. I found one of Cousin's secrets. 650 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:07,330 What secret? 651 00:46:07,355 --> 00:46:09,156 She has a habit of keeping a diary! 652 00:46:09,181 --> 00:46:10,380 Diary?! 653 00:46:10,405 --> 00:46:11,905 Yes, it's this book. 654 00:46:12,029 --> 00:46:13,229 Have you read it? 655 00:46:13,254 --> 00:46:14,755 I thought I can read it with you. 656 00:46:16,079 --> 00:46:19,080 Do you think that peeping at her diary is unethical? 657 00:46:19,105 --> 00:46:23,304 It's not your lover being snatched, so it's easy for you to be ethical. But why should I? 658 00:46:24,629 --> 00:46:27,728 "Tonight, I found the man of my dreams" 659 00:46:27,729 --> 00:46:31,153 - Ngou Pi, I was gonna tell you... - "It makes me wanna vomit." 660 00:46:31,278 --> 00:46:33,902 - She wrote that? - No, I said that. 661 00:46:33,927 --> 00:46:35,927 How can you not vomit at what she wrote? 662 00:46:35,952 --> 00:46:37,852 What were you gonna tell me? 663 00:46:38,276 --> 00:46:39,477 I didn't say anything. 664 00:46:39,502 --> 00:46:40,702 Then who did? 665 00:46:40,727 --> 00:46:41,927 Not me. 666 00:46:42,551 --> 00:46:47,350 "His snow white teeth glistens in the moonlight." 667 00:46:48,276 --> 00:46:53,176 "His big lips lures me to kiss them." 668 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:57,999 "His big round eyes seem to talk to me" 669 00:46:58,025 --> 00:47:03,225 But when he half closes them, he emits sweet love. 670 00:47:03,350 --> 00:47:06,348 "When he has one eye open and the other close, 671 00:47:06,373 --> 00:47:09,573 that means he wants you to make love to him." 672 00:47:13,598 --> 00:47:14,798 What are you doing? 673 00:47:15,222 --> 00:47:16,823 Sore eyes. 674 00:47:17,247 --> 00:47:19,447 "And his uncombed hair, 675 00:47:19,873 --> 00:47:24,372 like grass blowning in the wind, so charming." 676 00:47:24,397 --> 00:47:27,596 "How I wish he can read my heart." 677 00:47:28,221 --> 00:47:34,421 "God, his 5' 7" body is so seductive." 678 00:47:37,545 --> 00:47:39,745 "His name is... 679 00:47:39,770 --> 00:47:41,970 Say no more! I'm the guy! 680 00:47:42,395 --> 00:47:45,895 ...forever kept secret in my heart, never to be revealed." 681 00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:48,920 What did you say? You're the guy? 682 00:47:49,544 --> 00:47:51,744 I mean I'm the guy... 683 00:47:51,769 --> 00:47:54,369 ...who has no idea who this mysterious man is. 684 00:47:54,693 --> 00:47:58,893 Right. Why do you have so much rice on your head? 685 00:48:00,218 --> 00:48:01,818 It's dandruff. 686 00:48:01,842 --> 00:48:04,042 There's also a piece of roast meat in the middle? 687 00:48:06,767 --> 00:48:10,600 That's for eating. Why are you asking weird questions? 688 00:48:13,492 --> 00:48:15,492 Very sensible. 689 00:48:18,017 --> 00:48:20,616 Why are you tiptoeing while talking to me? 690 00:48:20,641 --> 00:48:23,140 Am I? Well, you know... 691 00:48:23,265 --> 00:48:26,990 Everyday at this time, I like to practice ballet. Now leave me. 692 00:48:28,916 --> 00:48:31,914 Wow, Master Lau is so talented! 693 00:48:39,039 --> 00:48:43,738 What am I doing? What exactly am I doing? 694 00:48:49,763 --> 00:48:52,963 Brother Ching, where are you going? 695 00:48:52,988 --> 00:48:54,986 I was just looking for your cousin. 696 00:48:55,011 --> 00:48:59,212 Cousin's in my room. He wants to talk to you to clear the air. 697 00:49:00,036 --> 00:49:03,261 - Crap! - You're going the wrong way! 698 00:49:13,185 --> 00:49:14,885 Ngou Pi, I.... 699 00:49:17,209 --> 00:49:18,910 Where's your cousin? 700 00:49:19,734 --> 00:49:24,334 I've already spoken to him, but I didn't mention your name. You can relax now. 701 00:49:24,659 --> 00:49:26,058 I'm very worried. 702 00:49:26,083 --> 00:49:29,283 Your cousin's in love with you, why can't you accept him? 703 00:49:29,608 --> 00:49:31,807 Don't talk nonsense. 704 00:49:31,832 --> 00:49:34,833 Cousin has always thought of me as a little sister. 705 00:49:34,858 --> 00:49:36,057 How can he be in love with me? 706 00:49:36,082 --> 00:49:39,883 No, he really is. He's told me hundreds of times 707 00:49:40,007 --> 00:49:43,207 You're lying. You just want to avoid me, right? 708 00:49:44,431 --> 00:49:47,631 Enough! I hugged you that night because I was too rash. 709 00:49:47,656 --> 00:49:50,357 It's my fault. But I've already explained it you to last night. 710 00:49:50,381 --> 00:49:52,881 The one I really love is Mandy! Mandy! 711 00:49:53,405 --> 00:49:56,204 The one who really loves you is your cousin! Your Cousin! 712 00:49:56,530 --> 00:50:00,454 I'm telling you the truth. I begging you. Believe me, please? 713 00:50:02,180 --> 00:50:04,779 Cousin? It's me. Can I come in? 714 00:50:07,005 --> 00:50:08,504 I need to hide! 715 00:50:09,828 --> 00:50:12,628 Not there! In here! 716 00:50:15,653 --> 00:50:16,853 Ready? 717 00:50:18,378 --> 00:50:20,402 - Cousin. - Can I come in now? 718 00:50:20,827 --> 00:50:22,227 Sure. 719 00:50:25,852 --> 00:50:27,652 Cousin, what's the matter? 720 00:50:27,677 --> 00:50:29,877 Cousin, I have something to tell you. 721 00:50:30,902 --> 00:50:32,501 Tell me, then. 722 00:50:32,775 --> 00:50:34,576 Why are you so anxious? 723 00:50:34,601 --> 00:50:36,301 Oh, no reason. 724 00:50:38,326 --> 00:50:40,025 Who's in the wardrobe? 725 00:50:40,050 --> 00:50:42,375 - No one. - No one? 726 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:45,626 - Don't open it! - Step aside! 727 00:50:46,450 --> 00:50:47,849 Don't! 728 00:50:49,850 --> 00:50:51,100 Cousin! 729 00:50:51,674 --> 00:50:54,522 I told you there's nobody. Look how clumsy you are. 730 00:50:54,523 --> 00:50:57,323 Cousin, sit down. I'll clean you up. Here's a chair. 731 00:50:58,548 --> 00:51:01,973 - Cousin, where are you? - I'm here. 732 00:51:02,598 --> 00:51:04,298 Why are you over there? 733 00:51:04,623 --> 00:51:06,222 Looking for something! 734 00:51:06,247 --> 00:51:09,847 Cousin, hang on. I'll find it soon. 735 00:51:09,872 --> 00:51:11,971 Please stay over there. 736 00:51:12,697 --> 00:51:14,897 Don't go, Cousin! 737 00:51:15,221 --> 00:51:17,921 I have built up my nerve to tell you. 738 00:51:18,047 --> 00:51:21,746 Maybe it's because I can't see you now, But I see you in my dreams every night. 739 00:51:22,070 --> 00:51:26,170 Cousin, every night in your dreams, what do you see? 740 00:51:26,295 --> 00:51:29,295 I see you and I, when we were little 741 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:33,519 coming back from school together, playing together, eating together. 742 00:51:34,145 --> 00:51:39,043 But last night, you told me that you love someone else. 743 00:51:39,569 --> 00:51:42,668 I know it's time to wake up from this dream. 744 00:51:42,693 --> 00:51:46,093 I hate myself for not telling you then. 745 00:51:46,118 --> 00:51:50,317 I could only tell Master Lau that I love you. 746 00:51:51,300 --> 00:51:57,542 Cousin, I know that loving someone is to make her happy. 747 00:51:58,666 --> 00:52:03,366 If you can find someone who'll make you happy, then I'll be happy for you. 748 00:52:03,391 --> 00:52:05,590 Why didn't you tell me earlier? 749 00:52:07,116 --> 00:52:10,815 If you had told me earlier, the incident last night wouldn't have happened. 750 00:52:10,816 --> 00:52:12,740 Cousin...you mean you'll marry me? 751 00:52:12,765 --> 00:52:15,464 Ngou Pi...Damn?! What are you two doing?! 752 00:52:15,489 --> 00:52:18,189 Aunt! We're finally getting married! 753 00:52:18,214 --> 00:52:20,234 What?! You two are getting married? 754 00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:23,539 Yes! Tell Aunt quickly, that you want to marry me! 755 00:52:23,564 --> 00:52:27,964 Ngou Pi, how can this happen? Damn, how can you two get married? 756 00:52:29,189 --> 00:52:31,388 We can, Aunt. We can. 757 00:52:33,450 --> 00:52:34,700 Damn! 758 00:52:34,701 --> 00:52:38,200 I know why I wasn't interested in any girls before. 759 00:52:38,613 --> 00:52:41,012 I don't want any ordinary women. 760 00:52:41,837 --> 00:52:45,537 I want this one! My one true love! 761 00:52:46,262 --> 00:52:51,561 Aunt, don't deny us! Don't stop us from getting married! 762 00:52:52,186 --> 00:52:56,186 If you two marry, then our Ngou bloodline will be broken. Oh God! 763 00:52:56,187 --> 00:52:58,900 No way, Aunt. The two of us will... 764 00:52:59,035 --> 00:53:02,034 ...work hard to have many Ngou kids! 765 00:53:02,059 --> 00:53:04,959 Many little Nou's! Many little Ngou's! 766 00:53:05,183 --> 00:53:09,383 Tell Aunt now, that you'll have many Ngou kids for me! 767 00:53:10,408 --> 00:53:11,909 - Aunt! - What's that sound? 768 00:53:11,933 --> 00:53:15,058 - Aunt fainted! - Huh? Where did you come from? 769 00:53:15,059 --> 00:53:17,783 - She fainted! - Aunt fainted? 770 00:53:20,807 --> 00:53:22,307 Aunt! 771 00:53:26,431 --> 00:53:29,332 Aunt, don't you want Cousin to get married? 772 00:53:29,357 --> 00:53:32,455 Do whatever you like, I don't care anymore. 773 00:53:32,482 --> 00:53:36,980 But you two young guys be careful. I've seen it on TV. 774 00:53:37,005 --> 00:53:40,106 Something about AIDS, and once you're infected 775 00:53:40,130 --> 00:53:42,530 You will surely die. Damn! 776 00:53:42,555 --> 00:53:45,405 Aunt, I'm not gonna go sleep around. 777 00:53:45,529 --> 00:53:47,330 I will only love Cousin. 778 00:53:47,354 --> 00:53:50,755 You have not even married Master Lau, yet you already love Yun Kwan? 779 00:53:51,679 --> 00:53:56,289 Me marry Master Lau? He's a man, why would I marry him? 780 00:53:56,304 --> 00:53:58,503 Didn't you ask him to marry you? 781 00:53:58,928 --> 00:54:01,228 Of course not. Even if he wants to, I won't 782 00:54:01,253 --> 00:54:03,853 That's right, Aunt. You must have seen it wrong. 783 00:54:03,877 --> 00:54:07,278 I proposed to Cousin. She has agreed to marry me! 784 00:54:07,279 --> 00:54:09,279 - What? - Yes! Yes! 785 00:54:09,901 --> 00:54:11,927 - Really? - Yes, Aunt. 786 00:54:12,352 --> 00:54:14,551 I need to thank the gods! 787 00:54:14,576 --> 00:54:16,577 - No need. - I really need to. 788 00:54:16,602 --> 00:54:18,802 No need. You rest. Leave it to me. I'll do it. 789 00:54:18,826 --> 00:54:20,326 We'll do it now. 790 00:54:25,150 --> 00:54:27,350 Senior, rest well. 791 00:54:29,075 --> 00:54:31,475 Master Lau, please stay. 792 00:54:33,076 --> 00:54:34,276 Come. 793 00:54:35,799 --> 00:54:38,500 Master Lau, I have something to ask you. 794 00:54:38,524 --> 00:54:39,624 What? 795 00:54:39,649 --> 00:54:43,748 Last night, you were with Yun Kwan. 796 00:54:43,774 --> 00:54:45,973 Did I see it wrongly? 797 00:54:52,796 --> 00:54:56,298 Actually, Ngou Pi has a good heart. 798 00:54:56,322 --> 00:54:58,822 Now that he's happily in love 799 00:54:59,346 --> 00:55:02,746 We should keep that a secret from him. 800 00:55:05,170 --> 00:55:07,370 Don't worry. Starting now... 801 00:55:07,596 --> 00:55:10,695 ... I will forget all that has happened. 802 00:55:16,420 --> 00:55:17,920 Please. 803 00:55:22,144 --> 00:55:23,944 Why aren't you eating? 804 00:55:23,969 --> 00:55:26,493 - Your biscuit's gone bad. - Really? 805 00:55:29,818 --> 00:55:33,018 You are the frankest person that I've ever met. 806 00:55:33,043 --> 00:55:34,542 Very good! 807 00:55:35,768 --> 00:55:37,267 You flatter. 808 00:55:37,292 --> 00:55:40,792 I know you were the guy in black that saved me that night. Right? 809 00:55:43,217 --> 00:55:46,316 It's OK if you refuse to teach me kung fu 810 00:55:46,341 --> 00:55:49,442 But why don't you pass your skills to Ngou Pi? 811 00:55:49,566 --> 00:55:55,391 Our Ngou family has traditionally been enemies of other kung fu experts. 812 00:55:55,416 --> 00:55:57,550 Ngou Pi's father would always get injured 813 00:55:57,551 --> 00:56:00,900 Because he would always get challenged to a fight. 814 00:56:00,940 --> 00:56:03,240 Eventually, he got killed. 815 00:56:03,265 --> 00:56:07,065 I just don't wish to see Ngou Pi die young like his father. 816 00:56:07,489 --> 00:56:08,989 Anybody home? 817 00:56:10,415 --> 00:56:11,713 It's my friend. 818 00:56:11,714 --> 00:56:17,002 Asshole! Asked me to wait for him outside, and he never showed. 819 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:20,840 What a dick! Why isn't he dead? 820 00:56:20,842 --> 00:56:23,167 - Smart! - Screw you! 821 00:56:24,992 --> 00:56:27,093 Wow! Beauty! 822 00:56:28,517 --> 00:56:31,941 - Now, this is... - Miss, have a seat! 823 00:56:35,566 --> 00:56:39,840 My humle name is Chu Meng Chun. Nickname: Smart! 824 00:56:39,841 --> 00:56:42,300 I'm a descendant of Chu Kor Hung. 825 00:56:42,301 --> 00:56:45,001 May I know your name, Miss? 826 00:56:45,065 --> 00:56:48,090 - Don't show your navel. You'll catch a cold. - Thanks for your concern! 827 00:56:52,713 --> 00:56:54,714 I'll stand back! 828 00:56:55,739 --> 00:56:57,638 You'll get a cramp, kicking our door! 829 00:56:57,663 --> 00:57:00,064 Since that night when I first met you, Senior 830 00:57:00,388 --> 00:57:02,788 I've been missing you daily. 831 00:57:04,513 --> 00:57:07,013 Seems this master recognizes you. 832 00:57:07,037 --> 00:57:09,736 Good. Don't let him know I'm still injured. 833 00:57:09,763 --> 00:57:12,400 I knew you after fighting you. Senior, you are from 834 00:57:12,401 --> 00:57:15,143 Guangdong Nanhai district's famous kung fu clan, 835 00:57:15,144 --> 00:57:17,987 A descendant of the Ngou Family: Peony Ngou! 836 00:57:18,011 --> 00:57:19,610 Senior, How are you? 837 00:57:19,636 --> 00:57:22,836 Ask your mother! Cut the crap! 838 00:57:22,961 --> 00:57:25,060 Good! You're straight-forward. 839 00:57:25,085 --> 00:57:27,185 I came here today for Lau Ching! 840 00:57:27,210 --> 00:57:30,410 I hope Senior won't interfere! 841 00:57:30,434 --> 00:57:33,335 Did you brush your teeth today? Cos your mouth stinks! 842 00:57:33,359 --> 00:57:37,384 He's a guest in my house. If you touch one hair on his head, you're my enemy! 843 00:57:37,409 --> 00:57:39,400 If you want to fight him, wait till he moves out. 844 00:57:39,401 --> 00:57:42,033 But I heard he wants to stay for a decade. Right? 845 00:57:42,058 --> 00:57:43,758 I'm thinking of staying forever. 846 00:57:43,783 --> 00:57:46,883 You can do that? I'll move my stuff over tomorrow! 847 00:57:47,108 --> 00:57:51,308 Bitch! I tried to be nice, but you want to play? 848 00:57:53,132 --> 00:57:57,432 There's someone who also wants to stay with me forever. 849 00:57:57,433 --> 00:57:58,933 Move it! 850 00:57:59,757 --> 00:58:02,207 - Aunt! Aunt! - Ngou Pi! 851 00:58:02,231 --> 00:58:03,807 Don't hurt them! 852 00:58:03,856 --> 00:58:07,256 You are in no position to bargain. Hand Lau Ching over! 853 00:58:07,281 --> 00:58:08,781 Let me go! 854 00:58:08,805 --> 00:58:12,706 Senior, you've helped enough. I'm grateful. 855 00:58:13,730 --> 00:58:16,330 Do what you want! But let them go first! 856 00:58:33,753 --> 00:58:35,952 She really is powerful! 857 00:58:35,977 --> 00:58:37,478 Ngou family kung fu? 858 00:59:12,098 --> 00:59:14,999 Freeze! If you hurt her, I'll blow your head off. 859 00:59:15,024 --> 00:59:17,848 If you kill me, you'll kill two others as well. 860 00:59:17,973 --> 00:59:21,272 Ask that old hag if it's worth it. 861 00:59:21,916 --> 00:59:23,140 - Aunt! - Don't shoot! 862 00:59:23,165 --> 00:59:24,665 Chu...Chu what? 863 00:59:24,890 --> 00:59:26,091 Asking you! 864 00:59:26,316 --> 00:59:27,515 Chu Chun! 865 00:59:28,340 --> 00:59:31,039 OK, bitch! I've give you a chance. 866 00:59:31,565 --> 00:59:34,364 In 10 days time, I want to see him at the tournament! 867 00:59:34,389 --> 00:59:37,588 I hope you won't let me down then! 868 00:59:44,189 --> 00:59:45,689 Hey, wait! 869 00:59:46,412 --> 00:59:49,612 Hold it! I'm gonna shoot you to death! 870 00:59:51,137 --> 00:59:52,937 Shoot if you dare! 871 00:59:56,261 --> 00:59:58,162 I'm a man of honor. 872 00:59:58,186 --> 01:00:01,786 Since you are unarmed, I'll spare you. Goodbye! 873 01:00:09,911 --> 01:00:11,310 What are you doing? 874 01:00:11,536 --> 01:00:14,559 - I thought your head might be hurt. - My head's fine. 875 01:00:14,584 --> 01:00:16,284 Well, you might catch a cold. 876 01:00:20,208 --> 01:00:21,410 Let me wipe your sweat! 877 01:00:21,435 --> 01:00:25,634 She only has one nephew. She won't act rashly. 878 01:00:25,658 --> 01:00:30,058 I'll show her how Lau Ching dies! 879 01:00:30,883 --> 01:00:33,383 Cousin, are you scared? 880 01:00:34,807 --> 01:00:38,306 I was at first, but not anymore. 881 01:00:38,333 --> 01:00:39,832 How come? 882 01:00:40,656 --> 01:00:43,457 I was afraid that you wouldn't love me. 883 01:00:43,482 --> 01:00:46,406 But now that you want to marry me, I'm not afraid of anything anymore. 884 01:00:46,431 --> 01:00:47,630 Really? 885 01:00:47,757 --> 01:00:50,756 It seems they are forcing you to fight! 886 01:00:50,781 --> 01:00:52,780 Right now I'm just worried about Ngou Pi and her. 887 01:00:52,805 --> 01:00:54,405 I received a letter today. 888 01:00:54,430 --> 01:00:58,729 It say "If you get into the ring, we will release Ngou Pi." 889 01:00:59,655 --> 01:01:02,154 It looks like I am dead whether I fight or not. 890 01:01:02,179 --> 01:01:03,578 Damn, it's better to call the cops. 891 01:01:03,603 --> 01:01:07,204 No, better not. They will bring Ngou Pi to the stadium 892 01:01:07,205 --> 01:01:09,729 And they will kill him if you call the cops. 893 01:01:09,754 --> 01:01:11,254 I think so, too. 894 01:01:11,378 --> 01:01:15,078 Peony, our feelings are the same. 895 01:01:15,503 --> 01:01:17,303 Right now, the only way is to split up: 896 01:01:17,328 --> 01:01:19,727 One team to rescue, another team to stall for time. 897 01:01:19,752 --> 01:01:21,453 Stall for time? 898 01:01:21,777 --> 01:01:25,176 My right hand is still injured. How can I stall? 899 01:01:25,201 --> 01:01:27,602 With your kung fu skills? You can't. 900 01:01:27,627 --> 01:01:30,826 But with our Ngou family kung fu skills, that's different. 901 01:01:30,851 --> 01:01:33,151 Senior, you mean you'll fight on my behalf? 902 01:01:33,176 --> 01:01:37,075 Dammit, she means she'll accept you as her disciple! Idiot! 903 01:01:37,101 --> 01:01:40,100 Peony, our feelings are the same again. 904 01:01:40,125 --> 01:01:40,925 Really, Senior? 905 01:01:40,950 --> 01:01:43,451 If you were half as smart as him, I'll be happy. 906 01:01:43,775 --> 01:01:46,874 She's starting to praise me. She likes me! 907 01:01:46,900 --> 01:01:49,100 Starting tomorrow, I'll teach you kung fu. 908 01:01:49,199 --> 01:01:50,799 Thank you, Master! 909 01:01:57,800 --> 01:01:59,000 Shit! 910 01:01:59,424 --> 01:02:02,823 What time is it? Why aren't you in bed? 911 01:02:07,547 --> 01:02:09,525 It's... 912 01:02:10,526 --> 01:02:11,926 11 o'clock, 913 01:02:12,927 --> 01:02:14,627 25 minutes, 914 01:02:16,828 --> 01:02:18,600 30 seconds. 915 01:02:19,300 --> 01:02:20,901 Goodnight! 916 01:02:31,269 --> 01:02:33,169 Weirdo! 917 01:02:54,892 --> 01:02:57,612 What kung fu have you learnt before? 918 01:02:57,637 --> 01:02:59,837 Show me. 919 01:03:00,062 --> 01:03:01,661 Sure... 920 01:03:02,086 --> 01:03:04,186 Ngou Pi, you're back! 921 01:03:18,109 --> 01:03:19,610 Bastard! 922 01:03:23,434 --> 01:03:25,235 That's your kung fu? 923 01:03:25,359 --> 01:03:27,558 You'd better learn kung fu from me well! 924 01:03:30,888 --> 01:03:32,787 Only one week left. 925 01:03:32,788 --> 01:03:34,912 However smart you are, it's too short to master Ngou kung fu. 926 01:03:34,913 --> 01:03:37,538 Even if you could, you can only be my equal. 927 01:03:37,539 --> 01:03:40,261 Stop shaking. You shake all the luck away. 928 01:03:40,286 --> 01:03:43,387 So now, I'm going to teach you a long lost Ngou skill... 929 01:03:43,388 --> 01:03:45,311 "The Electric Fist" 930 01:03:45,436 --> 01:03:47,736 Lost long? If it's lost, how do I learn it? 931 01:03:47,761 --> 01:03:50,461 If I think about it, it'll all come back to me. 932 01:03:50,486 --> 01:03:52,486 But what does it have to do with this? 933 01:03:52,511 --> 01:03:53,911 It's a kind of dynamo. 934 01:03:53,936 --> 01:03:56,035 I hope it can transfer electricity into your hands. 935 01:03:56,060 --> 01:03:59,985 - Can it? - Just listen to me, first. Don't interrupt! 936 01:04:00,085 --> 01:04:03,084 "The Electric Fist" was told to me by my father. 937 01:04:03,109 --> 01:04:04,909 In our Ngou family, there was a superhuman. 938 01:04:04,934 --> 01:04:08,133 Born in the Ming dynasty, his name was Ngou Feng. 939 01:04:08,158 --> 01:04:11,584 He was our ancestor, and was obsessed with learning kung fu. 940 01:04:11,609 --> 01:04:15,009 Every day, he would practice for 10 hours. 941 01:04:15,233 --> 01:04:17,733 What was odd, was that he would only practice late at night. 942 01:04:17,758 --> 01:04:21,058 But something strange happened on one stormy night. 943 01:04:32,381 --> 01:04:36,281 The first few hours of the storm were normal. 944 01:04:36,306 --> 01:04:38,500 Then, the thunder and lightning got stronger 945 01:04:38,601 --> 01:04:40,800 And he started getting annoyed. 946 01:04:40,831 --> 01:04:45,729 As lightning flashed more and more, his speed got faster and faster! 947 01:04:45,756 --> 01:04:48,910 The louder the thunder, the louder were his punches. 948 01:04:48,979 --> 01:04:54,579 Soon, the sound from his punches drowned out everything else around. 949 01:05:07,703 --> 01:05:11,202 In the wind and the rain, he kept on practising. 950 01:05:11,327 --> 01:05:13,927 Wind got stronger, rain got heavier 951 01:05:13,952 --> 01:05:16,152 And he got more and more excited! 952 01:05:16,177 --> 01:05:19,977 It's as if he went crazy, and couldn't stop. 953 01:05:20,201 --> 01:05:23,500 The more he practised, the mightier his punches became. 954 01:05:24,575 --> 01:05:30,074 Finally, like a mad dog, He charged towards the lightning! 955 01:05:32,900 --> 01:05:36,700 And then he died? What a shame. 956 01:05:36,725 --> 01:05:39,324 Wrong! He had super powers. 957 01:05:39,348 --> 01:05:41,949 Not only did he survive, he absorbed the electricty 958 01:05:41,974 --> 01:05:43,773 and discovered 'The Electric Fist". 959 01:05:43,799 --> 01:05:46,798 This fist is so powerful, it's undefeatable. 960 01:05:46,823 --> 01:05:49,022 Since your right arm has superpowers, 961 01:05:49,047 --> 01:05:51,247 this phenomenon might happen to you, too. 962 01:05:51,272 --> 01:05:53,673 I did it! 963 01:05:54,074 --> 01:05:56,274 The almighty... 964 01:05:56,397 --> 01:05:59,597 "Electric Fist! 965 01:06:11,420 --> 01:06:14,620 Lau Ching, why do you keep forcing me? 966 01:06:15,645 --> 01:06:17,244 You dirty scoundrel! 967 01:06:17,470 --> 01:06:19,870 I must kill you for the greater good! 968 01:06:19,995 --> 01:06:24,194 Good! Watch my move! 969 01:06:40,216 --> 01:06:41,618 Chop you! 970 01:06:42,043 --> 01:06:43,867 - Chop you again! - Block you again! 971 01:06:50,990 --> 01:06:52,791 Check out my skill! 972 01:07:01,914 --> 01:07:03,915 So what's your story? 973 01:07:03,940 --> 01:07:07,400 I'm Wutang Flying Phoenix. How dare you hit my husband? Draw! 974 01:07:14,164 --> 01:07:17,363 Lady, you're too hasty and hot-tempered. 975 01:07:17,388 --> 01:07:18,588 You're sexually weak! 976 01:07:26,412 --> 01:07:27,611 This again? 977 01:08:24,731 --> 01:08:26,730 Wa Mountain Manly Sword! 978 01:08:26,755 --> 01:08:28,355 I have wasted my love for you! 979 01:08:28,381 --> 01:08:31,480 Because of this moustached man, you hurt my brother? 980 01:08:31,505 --> 01:08:34,004 I will fight you to the death! 981 01:08:35,630 --> 01:08:37,029 Watch this! 982 01:09:01,152 --> 01:09:02,952 Good floating skills! 983 01:09:03,300 --> 01:09:04,553 Daydreaming! 984 01:09:04,577 --> 01:09:07,276 Fantasizing about comic heroes? You think I don't know? 985 01:09:07,301 --> 01:09:09,901 Since you know how, why don't you learn it? 986 01:09:09,926 --> 01:09:11,125 Some ancestors tried. 987 01:09:11,126 --> 01:09:13,774 They were struck dead by lightning. You think I want to? 988 01:09:13,775 --> 01:09:15,875 You want me to die, too? 989 01:09:15,900 --> 01:09:18,001 That's why I'm asking you to use the machine. 990 01:09:18,025 --> 01:09:21,550 - Is this reliable? - Put your hand it and we'll find out. 991 01:09:21,574 --> 01:09:24,174 Touch it? Can't we just look at it? 992 01:09:24,199 --> 01:09:26,624 - Trust me! - Let me get a bug to test it first! 993 01:09:26,649 --> 01:09:28,372 Don't worry! Let put your arm in. 994 01:09:28,373 --> 01:09:30,299 - I'm scared. - Don't be. 995 01:09:30,300 --> 01:09:32,073 - My heart is beating. - Stop beating. 996 01:09:32,074 --> 01:09:34,297 - No, no... - You fear that, or me?! 997 01:09:34,298 --> 01:09:36,024 Well, you're a little scarier... 998 01:09:36,548 --> 01:09:38,373 - See? It's fine, right? - Yeah... 999 01:09:38,397 --> 01:09:39,698 OK, good! 1000 01:09:41,922 --> 01:09:44,121 Hit me twice, quickly! 1001 01:09:44,122 --> 01:09:47,747 I got electrocuted. You still wanna fight? I can't, I wanna faint! 1002 01:09:47,772 --> 01:09:50,272 Why are they so soft? That's strange. 1003 01:09:50,297 --> 01:09:52,300 - Told you... - Ah, I got it! 1004 01:09:52,501 --> 01:09:56,536 This machine is too weak, I need to increase the power! 1005 01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:08,760 Still not powerful enough. 1006 01:10:09,784 --> 01:10:11,683 Do you have a big one? 1007 01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:13,509 - No. - No? 1008 01:10:13,834 --> 01:10:16,333 What are you doing? Getting in my way! 1009 01:10:16,358 --> 01:10:18,559 You need it! 1010 01:10:19,783 --> 01:10:21,808 - How much? - $10 for six. 1011 01:10:21,833 --> 01:10:22,632 What? 1012 01:10:22,657 --> 01:10:25,982 - $10 for six! - Used to be $10 for eight. 1013 01:10:26,007 --> 01:10:27,906 Those are $10 for eight. 1014 01:10:27,931 --> 01:10:29,832 How about $10 for seven for these? 1015 01:10:29,857 --> 01:10:32,156 No way. You can take one from there. 1016 01:10:32,181 --> 01:10:34,082 Hey asshole! Let her buy how many she wishes! 1017 01:10:34,107 --> 01:10:35,406 Are you gonna sell it cheaper?! 1018 01:10:35,431 --> 01:10:37,031 Right, Peony? 1019 01:10:40,155 --> 01:10:44,254 Don't annoy me, I'll beat you up! Fucker! Watch out! 1020 01:10:51,180 --> 01:10:54,479 Good! Let's try again. Come on. 1021 01:11:06,102 --> 01:11:08,102 More power is better. 1022 01:11:08,828 --> 01:11:10,627 Good! Again! 1023 01:11:38,328 --> 01:11:40,148 - Hey! - Hmm? 1024 01:11:40,149 --> 01:11:42,248 Is the method wrong? 1025 01:11:42,249 --> 01:11:45,570 No matter what, I don't want to get electrocuted again 1026 01:11:45,571 --> 01:11:51,007 Because my right hand is feeling a little numb. 1027 01:11:52,997 --> 01:11:57,198 Hey! I think I must let lightning strike you, before I am satisfied. 1028 01:12:00,321 --> 01:12:03,021 But how to create lightning? 1029 01:12:41,942 --> 01:12:43,742 Peony. 1030 01:12:45,367 --> 01:12:47,367 How old are you? 1031 01:12:47,368 --> 01:12:49,368 You lunatic! 1032 01:12:49,369 --> 01:12:53,000 He shocked me, that was scary! 1033 01:12:57,006 --> 01:12:58,906 She's hooked! 1034 01:13:19,828 --> 01:13:21,928 Mister, you fishing? 1035 01:13:21,954 --> 01:13:24,053 Yeah. 1036 01:13:24,077 --> 01:13:26,077 What are those two rod you're holding? 1037 01:13:26,102 --> 01:13:28,301 Tools for electrocuting fish. 1038 01:13:30,526 --> 01:13:32,427 Electrocuting fish? 1039 01:13:36,021 --> 01:13:41,121 Master! I've thought it over. Electrocuting me is not the answer. 1040 01:13:41,145 --> 01:13:43,245 You'd better teach me Ngou family kung fu quickly 1041 01:13:43,270 --> 01:13:45,271 So that I can deal with Wan To better. 1042 01:13:45,295 --> 01:13:46,495 Are you blind? 1043 01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:48,920 Nope, my eyesight's just a little blurry. 1044 01:13:48,921 --> 01:13:51,245 Your hair's covering your eyes, no wonder. 1045 01:13:55,046 --> 01:13:59,046 "Youth, give me youth..." 1046 01:13:59,268 --> 01:14:02,868 These moves are terrible. Is this part of the Ngou family kung fu? 1047 01:14:02,893 --> 01:14:04,192 Go to hell! 1048 01:14:07,517 --> 01:14:09,318 Kid, you alright? 1049 01:14:09,342 --> 01:14:11,443 Master, why did you push me? 1050 01:14:11,467 --> 01:14:12,967 Serves you right! 1051 01:14:15,691 --> 01:14:17,692 You're so clumsy! 1052 01:14:24,516 --> 01:14:26,115 Idiot! 1053 01:14:26,141 --> 01:14:28,741 Ah! Why do your hands have electricity? 1054 01:14:30,865 --> 01:14:33,065 Why is he not shocked? 1055 01:14:33,690 --> 01:14:37,190 Strange. Don't tell me it's short-curcuited? 1056 01:14:37,915 --> 01:14:40,214 Ching, get up here now! 1057 01:14:41,539 --> 01:14:43,539 Mister, you think you're a fish? 1058 01:14:43,564 --> 01:14:46,589 - Ching, come up! - Coming. 1059 01:14:46,913 --> 01:14:48,413 Come, quick. 1060 01:14:48,939 --> 01:14:51,338 Quickly, use your fist to punch me. 1061 01:14:51,363 --> 01:14:53,183 Forget it. I'm not petty. 1062 01:14:53,208 --> 01:14:55,808 Cut the crap, just do it, quickly. 1063 01:14:55,833 --> 01:14:57,257 - You mean it? - Yes! 1064 01:14:57,282 --> 01:14:59,307 -Hit where? - Anywhere! 1065 01:15:06,931 --> 01:15:09,631 Flying Horse Meteor Fist? 1066 01:15:10,856 --> 01:15:15,055 Peony, what happened? Why did you end up like this? 1067 01:15:15,080 --> 01:15:17,480 Motherfucker! You hit my girl? 1068 01:15:19,105 --> 01:15:21,530 - Wait, he still has electricty! - Why did you hit her? 1069 01:15:21,555 --> 01:15:23,755 Hey, don't touch him! 1070 01:15:23,780 --> 01:15:24,979 Why are you OK? 1071 01:15:25,004 --> 01:15:28,004 I'm fine. Why is your hair smoking? 1072 01:15:28,029 --> 01:15:30,429 Take your fist, go to the river and soak it in. 1073 01:15:30,454 --> 01:15:32,879 - Soak again? - Of course! Quickly! 1074 01:15:34,703 --> 01:15:38,328 - Hey, you look pretty today! - Really? 1075 01:15:39,353 --> 01:15:41,152 My hair was not like this! 1076 01:15:41,177 --> 01:15:43,877 It was much nicer. Omega-styled... 1077 01:15:43,902 --> 01:15:46,401 This Rolex style now is also not bad... 1078 01:15:46,827 --> 01:15:48,726 Master, they're soaked! What next? 1079 01:15:48,751 --> 01:15:50,951 - Good! Try a harder punch! - OK! 1080 01:15:50,976 --> 01:15:53,076 Not me. Him. 1081 01:15:53,101 --> 01:15:54,501 Roger! 1082 01:15:55,826 --> 01:15:57,825 Master, did you see that? 1083 01:15:57,850 --> 01:16:00,075 - There's electricity again! - I wanna ask... 1084 01:16:00,100 --> 01:16:02,100 I got it. We left out one key procedure. 1085 01:16:02,125 --> 01:16:04,826 Ancestor Ngou Feng was electrocuted in the rain. 1086 01:16:04,851 --> 01:16:06,050 That's why he absorbed electricity. 1087 01:16:06,075 --> 01:16:08,874 So your fist needs to be wet in order to absorb electricty 1088 01:16:08,899 --> 01:16:11,299 Then you can unleash "The Electric Fist"! 1089 01:16:11,924 --> 01:16:15,748 I don't have to fear Wan To! I'm so happy! 1090 01:16:15,974 --> 01:16:18,573 Don't be happy yet, your electricty's gone. 1091 01:16:18,598 --> 01:16:20,698 That means your absorbtion powers are weak. 1092 01:16:25,902 --> 01:16:28,102 That African's quite handsome. 1093 01:16:28,127 --> 01:16:31,326 - Yup, but he's a bit burnt. - Huh? 1094 01:16:31,351 --> 01:16:32,851 A bit burnt. 1095 01:16:40,575 --> 01:16:44,376 The most sensational boxing match in the country will soon begin. 1096 01:16:44,401 --> 01:16:47,700 Introducing the contestant representing Japan, Cheng Wan To. 1097 01:16:51,625 --> 01:16:54,524 Mr Wan To, are you representing Japan or yourself? 1098 01:16:54,549 --> 01:16:55,875 We heard that you want to take revenge 1099 01:16:55,900 --> 01:16:57,423 Because Lau Ching killed your brother. Care to comment? 1100 01:16:57,424 --> 01:17:00,025 All will be settled after this match. 1101 01:17:00,349 --> 01:17:01,549 You're so confident of winning. 1102 01:17:01,574 --> 01:17:04,573 But it was Lau Ching, after being critically injured, that defeated your brother. 1103 01:17:04,597 --> 01:17:06,398 Let me take a photo of your brother. 1104 01:17:06,923 --> 01:17:08,523 Why do you hit people? 1105 01:17:08,547 --> 01:17:12,348 Whoever disrespects my brother will bear responsibility! 1106 01:17:16,572 --> 01:17:20,272 The match hasn't even begun, and Cheng Wan To is already furious. 1107 01:17:20,297 --> 01:17:24,021 So the audience can expect the match to be very exciting! 1108 01:17:24,146 --> 01:17:26,000 Umpire Li, what do you think? 1109 01:17:26,101 --> 01:17:31,000 I...think...the match later...will be... 1110 01:17:31,001 --> 01:17:34,800 ...very...very...very...exciting! 1111 01:17:37,395 --> 01:17:41,994 And introducing Hong Kong's "New Fist of Fury", Lau Ching! 1112 01:18:26,814 --> 01:18:31,913 Ching, remember, each charge only lasts up to one minute. 1113 01:18:33,838 --> 01:18:37,337 Be calm. Most importantly, you must be quick. 1114 01:18:37,338 --> 01:18:41,300 Don't forget, you only have a minute. You must knock him out within a minute. 1115 01:18:41,301 --> 01:18:42,713 - If not, you're in trouble. - Understood. 1116 01:18:42,738 --> 01:18:44,462 - Be careful. - Good luck! 1117 01:18:44,487 --> 01:18:47,386 Fighters to the ring, please. 1118 01:18:51,111 --> 01:18:53,710 Hey be careful. Don't let people stare. 1119 01:18:53,737 --> 01:18:55,437 Lau Ching, come on! 1120 01:19:12,159 --> 01:19:15,358 Challenger: Cheng Wan To! 1121 01:19:22,382 --> 01:19:25,483 Champion: Lau Ching! 1122 01:19:25,908 --> 01:19:27,108 Come on! 1123 01:20:13,777 --> 01:20:17,777 Let me repeat the rules again: 1124 01:20:17,801 --> 01:20:21,740 In this match, each round is 3 minutes. 1125 01:20:21,741 --> 01:20:24,241 Number of rounds: no limit. 1126 01:20:24,242 --> 01:20:29,825 Fighting styles: also......no limit, either. 1127 01:20:29,851 --> 01:20:36,149 If you get knocked down, the referee, that's me, will count to ten. 1128 01:20:37,175 --> 01:20:42,974 If.....you get knocked....down, 1129 01:20:42,999 --> 01:20:49,198 And after the referee... that's me....has count to ten, 1130 01:20:49,223 --> 01:20:52,623 And...you stay down...you lose. 1131 01:20:52,647 --> 01:20:55,647 If he gets up, he can c-c-c-continue. 1132 01:20:55,673 --> 01:20:57,771 Time is nearly up for your fist! 1133 01:20:57,796 --> 01:20:59,297 Enough bullshit! 1134 01:20:59,323 --> 01:21:02,500 Punch the referee, too! No mercy! Whack him! 1135 01:21:02,501 --> 01:21:05,501 If one of you is killed... 1136 01:21:06,747 --> 01:21:08,246 Over a minute! 1137 01:21:08,271 --> 01:21:10,696 - Start! - Wait! 1138 01:21:11,221 --> 01:21:16,921 If there is anything you don't understand, I can explain it for you. 1139 01:21:18,444 --> 01:21:20,244 Do you feel electricity? 1140 01:21:24,039 --> 01:21:27,039 Trying to seduce me? 1141 01:21:27,864 --> 01:21:30,430 After this match, OK? Start! 1142 01:21:31,131 --> 01:21:34,587 What's going on? Start...fighting! 1143 01:21:34,613 --> 01:21:37,713 Stop...hiding.... 1144 01:21:37,738 --> 01:21:39,437 Get lost! 1145 01:21:40,162 --> 01:21:42,562 Wait, let me count. 1146 01:21:42,587 --> 01:21:47,100 1...2...3... 1147 01:21:47,101 --> 01:21:51,011 - ...4...5... - I can't bear to look. 1148 01:21:51,037 --> 01:21:55,600 Don't mess with your hair! If not, your Omega will become a Rolex. 1149 01:21:59,586 --> 01:22:01,985 Are you all right? 1150 01:22:02,010 --> 01:22:03,509 Don't count so fast. 1151 01:22:04,935 --> 01:22:08,134 You............... Wait....Don't! 1152 01:22:08,159 --> 01:22:10,060 Come back, or I'll start counting. 1153 01:22:10,085 --> 01:22:11,684 Count then. No one stopping you. 1154 01:22:11,709 --> 01:22:14,808 - Wait... - Get lost! Lau Ching! 1155 01:22:14,835 --> 01:22:16,934 - Why are you here? - What? What? 1156 01:22:16,959 --> 01:22:19,658 Get back here, or you're a tortoise! 1157 01:22:19,683 --> 01:22:21,608 - What? - Get back! 1158 01:22:21,633 --> 01:22:24,758 What did you say? Stand there and wait for me! 1159 01:22:25,482 --> 01:22:27,483 I'm a tortoise? 1160 01:22:28,807 --> 01:22:34,107 Well done! I'll remember what you said. Watch out! 1161 01:22:36,132 --> 01:22:38,131 - What? What?! - What?! 1162 01:22:43,756 --> 01:22:46,155 He's gone back up! Get back! 1163 01:22:46,180 --> 01:22:48,580 Count him! Hurry! 1164 01:22:48,581 --> 01:22:50,281 - 1... - Let me do it! 1165 01:22:50,282 --> 01:22:53,705 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! I WIN! 1166 01:22:53,860 --> 01:22:55,359 Oh, it's you. 1167 01:23:20,882 --> 01:23:25,181 You're not allowed to hit him. Time's up. 1168 01:23:26,606 --> 01:23:29,329 What did I tell him? I said he only had one minute, that moron. 1169 01:23:29,330 --> 01:23:30,831 Come, get the water! 1170 01:23:34,754 --> 01:23:36,255 How can I hit him? 1171 01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:39,479 The referee took more than one minute to talk! 1172 01:23:39,554 --> 01:23:44,754 Ching, you must defeat him fast, or he'll learn your secret. 1173 01:23:44,779 --> 01:23:46,779 Charge your fist! 1174 01:23:56,402 --> 01:23:58,203 What are they up to? 1175 01:23:58,228 --> 01:23:59,428 Done! 1176 01:24:09,052 --> 01:24:13,851 I'm...warning...you two...again 1177 01:24:13,876 --> 01:24:17,275 You must...obey...my...decisions. 1178 01:24:17,300 --> 01:24:22,500 Don't...be like...the last...round. 1179 01:24:22,525 --> 01:24:26,425 Bro, you still yapping? 1180 01:24:26,449 --> 01:24:29,950 I will protect you. Don't be nervous. 1181 01:24:29,975 --> 01:24:31,674 - So... - Go tell the doctor! 1182 01:24:31,699 --> 01:24:33,798 Good! Let me kill you! 1183 01:24:38,799 --> 01:24:40,399 Brilliant! 1184 01:24:41,223 --> 01:24:44,122 I'll start counting. Back soon. 1185 01:24:46,747 --> 01:24:49,946 1, 2, 3, 4, 1186 01:24:49,971 --> 01:24:55,171 - Good! - 5, 6, 7, 8...9 1187 01:25:00,096 --> 01:25:01,696 Again? 1188 01:25:01,697 --> 01:25:04,620 What you looking at? What? I'll whack you all. 1189 01:25:05,245 --> 01:25:08,745 That's enough! Count, you moron! Count him! 1190 01:25:08,770 --> 01:25:13,895 Don't...be...impatient! I'll...count you as well! 1191 01:25:14,019 --> 01:25:15,618 What? Count me! 1192 01:25:15,643 --> 01:25:18,443 You can count him but not me? Carry on counting! 1193 01:25:18,468 --> 01:25:20,668 1...2 1194 01:25:20,694 --> 01:25:24,119 - You're a tortoise! (3...4) - You too! 1195 01:25:24,144 --> 01:25:26,143 - What?! - 5... 1196 01:25:26,168 --> 01:25:29,267 6...7 1197 01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:33,717 - Later, OK? Don't be impatient. - Shit, no more electricity! 1198 01:25:33,742 --> 01:25:35,942 8...9 1199 01:25:35,967 --> 01:25:38,367 Fine! I'll come up and fight you again! 1200 01:25:39,391 --> 01:25:41,991 Faster...Come on! 1201 01:25:42,016 --> 01:25:44,115 B-B-B-B-Begin! 1202 01:25:44,140 --> 01:25:45,640 Come on, come over! 1203 01:25:45,665 --> 01:25:48,765 Come over if you dare! Come over, I'll beat you flat! 1204 01:25:48,790 --> 01:25:51,790 I'm coming over right now to whack you! 1205 01:25:52,015 --> 01:25:53,514 I have a cramp in my leg. 1206 01:25:53,539 --> 01:25:55,739 I can't walk. If I could, I would whack you, bastard! 1207 01:25:55,764 --> 01:25:58,064 My leg is cramped up, too! 1208 01:25:58,065 --> 01:26:01,188 I can't move, too. If not, I'll beat you into minced meat. 1209 01:26:01,213 --> 01:26:03,713 Come, try me! Come, try! COME! 1210 01:26:03,738 --> 01:26:06,338 Babe, it's OK. Let me help you. 1211 01:26:06,363 --> 01:26:08,689 - Huh? - Come on! 1212 01:26:08,714 --> 01:26:10,337 - You come over! - You first! 1213 01:26:10,362 --> 01:26:12,087 If you take just one step, I'll punch you! 1214 01:26:12,088 --> 01:26:15,213 - Like this? - You want to perm your hair again? 1215 01:26:15,238 --> 01:26:18,056 No, I need to waste time, or I'll get electrocuted again. 1216 01:26:18,081 --> 01:26:21,582 You hairstyle is hideous. Looks like a comic-book villian. 1217 01:26:21,807 --> 01:26:23,807 Who styled it? Nelson? 1218 01:26:23,832 --> 01:26:24,631 Nelson? 1219 01:26:24,656 --> 01:26:26,656 From Central. Lam Kwai Fong's Nelson. 1220 01:26:26,681 --> 01:26:27,880 Ah, Yes! Nelson! 1221 01:26:27,905 --> 01:26:30,105 I can tell from one look, cos it looks like noodles. 1222 01:26:30,130 --> 01:26:32,130 Screw you! You think yours looks good? Who did yours? 1223 01:26:32,155 --> 01:26:34,354 Roger from TST East. Don't you know him? 1224 01:26:34,379 --> 01:26:36,180 Oh, Roger. I know him! 1225 01:26:36,205 --> 01:26:38,404 Might as well get the best, since we are paying for it. 1226 01:26:38,429 --> 01:26:41,455 Look how nice my hair is. You think it's cheap? 1227 01:26:41,480 --> 01:26:44,679 Your hair's poking your eyes. Don't you feel uncomfortable? 1228 01:26:46,911 --> 01:26:49,211 - What's going on? - Yeah. 1229 01:26:50,135 --> 01:26:52,335 We had such a nice chat that I forgot to smack you! 1230 01:26:52,360 --> 01:26:53,860 You were lucky! 1231 01:26:53,885 --> 01:26:56,909 - I'll knock you down in the next round! - You'll be knocked down! 1232 01:26:59,234 --> 01:27:02,234 He let me talk him down! 1233 01:27:02,559 --> 01:27:05,384 You were lucky this time. Don't be happy yet. 1234 01:27:05,409 --> 01:27:08,109 You guys have a lot to talk about? 1235 01:27:08,634 --> 01:27:11,833 If this goes on, he'll discover your secret. 1236 01:27:12,759 --> 01:27:14,358 Soak them quickly. 1237 01:27:14,983 --> 01:27:16,582 Hold on! 1238 01:27:17,007 --> 01:27:18,508 I want to exchange buckets! 1239 01:27:18,533 --> 01:27:20,732 Why should we? Nah.... 1240 01:27:21,457 --> 01:27:23,256 Look over there! 1241 01:27:23,882 --> 01:27:26,081 Master Lau, you are my idol! 1242 01:27:26,730 --> 01:27:27,529 Ngou Pi! 1243 01:27:27,554 --> 01:27:29,180 - What now? - Do it! 1244 01:27:29,205 --> 01:27:30,204 Then what about me? 1245 01:27:30,229 --> 01:27:31,953 - You want them to die? - True. 1246 01:27:31,978 --> 01:27:34,478 But you need to carry on fighting! How to? 1247 01:27:34,504 --> 01:27:36,404 But they have hostages! 1248 01:27:36,429 --> 01:27:39,252 - Fine! - No, wait! I can't let him die, too! 1249 01:27:39,277 --> 01:27:41,278 But Ngou Pi's still in their hands. There's no choice! 1250 01:27:41,303 --> 01:27:42,727 - OK! - No way! 1251 01:27:42,752 --> 01:27:44,352 Still hesitating? 1252 01:27:45,678 --> 01:27:48,102 - Are you switching or not? - Yes! No! 1253 01:28:05,025 --> 01:28:06,726 How do I fight him? 1254 01:28:06,751 --> 01:28:09,694 He's still in a daze. Hit his vitals. You might have a chance. 1255 01:28:09,719 --> 01:28:12,119 - Show me no mercy! - OK... 1256 01:28:17,043 --> 01:28:19,844 I warn you: no smoking, drinking, chatting allowed in the ring! 1257 01:28:19,869 --> 01:28:20,869 Start! 1258 01:28:20,894 --> 01:28:22,293 Why so fast, now? 1259 01:28:22,318 --> 01:28:24,518 I don't want to waste time. Smack him! 1260 01:28:29,743 --> 01:28:30,943 I'll kill you! 1261 01:28:31,527 --> 01:28:33,726 Do it! Smack him! 1262 01:28:37,151 --> 01:28:41,351 Poke you! Poke you! Poke you.... 1263 01:28:45,776 --> 01:28:47,276 You dead yet? 1264 01:28:57,100 --> 01:28:59,299 Poor thing! 1265 01:29:07,223 --> 01:29:08,823 Babe, how are you? 1266 01:29:08,848 --> 01:29:10,048 Call a time out! 1267 01:29:10,073 --> 01:29:12,074 Time out! Time out! 1268 01:29:19,797 --> 01:29:21,697 I'm gonna split you into pieces! 1269 01:29:43,720 --> 01:29:46,719 Oh god, he's dead! 1270 01:30:03,720 --> 01:30:06,420 - He's not dead! - He has superpowers, remember? 1271 01:30:09,421 --> 01:30:12,521 Good! Smack him! Smack him! 1272 01:30:21,140 --> 01:30:22,739 Superman? 1273 01:30:33,108 --> 01:30:35,909 What? Come on! Come on! 1274 01:30:35,934 --> 01:30:38,133 Finish him! Finish him! 1275 01:30:38,158 --> 01:30:40,358 LIGHTNING FIST! 1276 01:30:51,082 --> 01:30:54,281 ALL BUDDHAS' APPEAR! 1277 01:30:58,506 --> 01:31:00,831 - Go down! - Excuse me! 1278 01:31:01,156 --> 01:31:03,956 Excellent! Smack him! Smack him! 1279 01:31:06,381 --> 01:31:07,980 It's a bird? 1280 01:31:08,005 --> 01:31:09,205 No! 1281 01:31:09,630 --> 01:31:11,129 It's a plane? 1282 01:31:12,855 --> 01:31:15,554 No! It's SUPERMAN! 1283 01:31:18,778 --> 01:31:21,978 Damn, it's a beggar! 1284 01:31:25,503 --> 01:31:27,804 I bet that he wins! 1285 01:31:28,628 --> 01:31:30,652 - Aunt! - Yun Kwan! 1286 01:31:31,053 --> 01:31:32,653 Good stuff! 1287 01:31:33,777 --> 01:31:34,977 Ching! 1288 01:31:38,301 --> 01:31:39,501 Mandy! 1289 01:31:39,526 --> 01:31:40,727 Ching! 1290 01:31:49,349 --> 01:31:51,251 Are you OK? 1291 01:31:51,275 --> 01:31:53,775 - I'm fine... - That's good! 97549