All language subtitles for Drive.Share.S01E10_English

♪♪♪

[man] The sound of the ocean
actually makes me just relax.

It's like being sung
a lullaby by mother earth.

Oh, exactly.

This is crazy.

You never meet anyone in these,
you know, shared-ride situations

-that like you connect with.
-I know.

I have never had this level
of connection with anyone
other than my fiancé.

I feel the exact same way.

Like it was meant to be.

Like it was meant to be.

[driver] All right, guys.
We're getting to our first stop.

Listen, I just know
that if I don't do this,

I'm going to regret it
for the rest of my life.

What if we met back
here in ten years,

same place, same time,
same app, 2026,

and we check in with each other.

-This is crazy.
-I know.

But life is crazy and
if you don't capture it,

then it runs away.

-This is so crazy.
-Yeah, but I've just never
felt a connection like this.

-I know. I agree. Okay, fine.
-I feel like it's special.

We'll do it. I'll say we'll
do it, no matter what.

-Yes, good.
-Here.

Well, I will not be here
because I will be in med school.

Oh, that's awesome.
What kind of doctor?

Oh, I want to be a horse doctor.

Oh, congratulations.

Thank you. I'm saving up.
I'm excited.

Sounds like a promising future.

Thanks. It's pretty
romantic, you guys.

[giggles]

Don't leave.

Don't leave, until she
goes into her door.

I just want to make
sure she's safe.

-[door opening and closing]
-Okay, go.

♪♪♪

[mumbles]

-What?
-Okay.

What's with the GoPro?

Oh, it's set up just
to catch any motion.

It's only triggered
if there's motion.

So, if a spirit or something
wafts through the backseat...

Excuse. Did you just say spirit?

Yeah. You bought this car
at Trika used motors, right?

-Yeah, Trika used motors.
-Yeah, okay.

This is the right one.
Multiple people have died
in this car over the years.

-Wait, what?
-I'm a--

I'm an elementary
school plumber,

but that's not really
my passion, you know.

I'm a bit of a ghost hunter.

Okay, hey, man. I don't
mean to take the wind out
of your sails or anything,

but I don't really
buy into that stuff.

Ghosts are real and
my job is to hunt them.

What are you doing?

I'm making sure
you're corporeal.

Hey, I'm a person, all right?

If you're a ghost,
you have to tell me.

I don't-- It's not like an
undercover cop thing, okay?

-Are you a ghost?
-I'm not a ghost.

[driver] I'm not a ghost.

Hold this.

-Wait, hey. What is this?
-Could you do that
while you're driving?

What I'm going to do is
I'm going to trigger a small
radioactive pulse out of that...

A what? No. No, no!

Hey, hey. I don't want cancer.

You'd have to do it like
four times to get cancer.

That's not very many times.

We'll do it right the first
time and you don't have to.

-All right. Fine.
-Absolutely, my friend.

Okay. So, how do I use
this thing? What do I do?

-You just hold that.
-Okay.

And then, I'm going to trigger
the radioactive pulse, okay?

It's going to tingle
in your bones. You'll
feel it in your bones.

-In my bones?
-Yeah, ready?

-Oh, come on. I don't--
-Three, two, go...

-[electric shock]
-Ah!

-Jesus.
-You trick people
if you do it on two.

They expect it on the go.
I have a brother who's a doctor.

So, he always does it on two.

-Did it work?
-I have good news and bad news.

I don't know which one is
better to start with. Start
with the good news, I guess.

The good news is
you're not a ghost.

I knew I wasn't a ghost.

The bad news is I accidentally
triggered it four times.

-When? Just now?
-Yeah.

So, do I get cancer on the
fifth time or the fourth time?

-I don't know talk to my
brother. He's the doctor.
-Well, come on.

♪♪♪

[door opening]

-Oh.
-[man] Hello.

-Hi.
-Hi, how are you?

I'm all right.

The backseat's available.

So, you don't
have to sit upfront.

-Well, I...
-I mean...

-Do you want me to sit in back?
-Yeah, yeah.

I mean in case we... yeah.

Interesting. Okay.

Great.

-See you in a minute.
-Thank you.

[door opening and closing]

[sighs]

First time using the app, huh?

-Can you tell?
-Yes.

-[laughs]
-Yeah, I'm a little nervous.

These are for you.

-Oh, thank you.
-You're welcome.

[laughs] Do you do
that every time or...?

Oh, when I feel
it's appropriate.

You seem like somebody
who deserved to be pampered.

-So, those are flowers for you.
-Oh, geez! Thanks.

So, have you met a lot of
people on this app or...?

Yeah, I mean I meet like...
I would say thirteen,
fourteen a day.

Wow! Okay. So, you're
getting yourself out there.

Yeah. I mean, I try and
get as many people
in and out as possible.

I just say, "Yes" to whoever
pops up on the app.

Okay, sure. Well then,
you know, of course,

it's one of those like
you never know who
you're going to meet.

-You got to just--
-Exactly.

[passenger] Um...

So, uh where are we off to?

Well, I have a reservation
for two at Speranza.

-Oh, my God. That's so great.
-Pretty good, huh?

Who's the lucky lady? What's
her name? What's going on?

Her name is you.

[laughs]

Wait is "You" her name?
Like, is she Korean?

You are her.

You and I are going
to dinner at Speranza.

Oh, no. No. I'm just going to
drop you off at the restaurant.

Uh, that's nice, but thank you.

Oh! Is it something I said?
I'm sorry.

The flowers were too much,
I knew it!

I fucking knew it, man.

Wait, did you think
this was a dating app?

-This is a dating app.
-No. This isn't a dating app.

Drive Share, it's a driving app.

You know, I come to your
house and I pick you up

and then drop you off
where you're going.

It's hard to tell what's
a dating app nowadays
and what's not.

Everybody's talking about every
app and you just don't know.

You can't just download any app

and assume that it's
going to be a dating app.

I searched for top apps.

Well, if you searched top apps,
you're going to get, Netflix.

Yeah, I was stood up on Netflix.

♪♪♪

[driver] 1-800,
how's my driving?

How do you spell
house in numbers? Oh.

[operator] Welcome
to the driving hotline.

Hey. Uh, no. I'm just
calling the bumper-sticker,
the 1-800 how's my driving?

- Were they driving dangerously?
-No, no. Terrific.

I just want to give an
update, like I think
the driver's doing great.

We did like
a left turn together.

Hey, can you hang on
just one second?

-Hello.
-[man] Hey, where are you?

Look, I'll pick you up
when I pick you up, man.

Honestly, I'm on the other line.
I'm taking care of some
pretty important stuff.

- Driving stuff?
-Yes, it involves driving. Yeah.

♪♪♪

[woman] So, nervous.

What if he doesn't show?
Like, what if I'm the
only one that wants this?

I was there. I remember.
He will show.

-You think so? That's sweet.
-Yeah, you guys...

-It was cute. It was romantic.
-God, I thought
about it every day.

[man] Hey!

Ten years. Come here.

No, no, no. Hey, hey.

What is that shit on
your sweater, man?

[singing] It's my shit.

[woman] Oh, my God! Is that you?

How's your decade been?

-Um...
-Come here.

-Ow! My finger, man!
-No ring.

-Yes. I love you.
-No, no, no, no.

This is not how this was
supposed to go down, okay?

You were supposed to
sweep me off my feet.

And now, here you show up,
a total piece of shit.

What happened to you?

I took a ride on
the white witch.

Listen, right now,
I am clean. Okay?

-What do you-- No, man!
-I mean I drank...

[woman] Hey!

Oh my God!

Hey. I know you. Weren't
you going to med school?

Uh, yeah.

I'm still saving up, you know.

The rideshare doesn't pay
as much as you think it would.

-That's really interesting.
-Hey!

-What?
-Don't touch me, asshole.

Oh, my God. What did I do?
I threw it all away for this?

I'm right here.

Well, I mean, I guess
I wanted him to find out.

He found all the letters I'd
written to you and never sent.

What? What letters?

I wrote you a bunch of letters.

Well, why didn't you
send them to me?

Maybe I'd have some self-esteem

and maybe I wouldn't be
addicted to crack and heroin.

The only thing I knew was
ten years from now-- No!

I don't want you to
read them. Ah, ah!

Hey, hey, hey. Damn.

"Dear Bill, I long for you.

I want your skin
to touch mine."

That's beautiful.

"You are my flame.
You burn bright in the dark."

[man] Oh, my God.

This would have saved my life.

I know this isn't ideal for you.

You're pregnant again.

I probably don't seem like I'm
going to be a good provider,

but I just need,
you know, a cold shower.

It would take at least
ten years for you to
pull your shit together.

Ten years. Now, that's an idea.

What?

Meet me back here in ten years.

True love is a rare flower.

If you don't water it

and put chicken wire
around it, skunks will eat it.

That is really a true
story about skunks.

Listen, don't you
remember that spark?

Yes, it's all I've been
thinking about for ten years.

Same here. In between...

I don't know. We did have
a lot in common, you know.

We can have that stuff
in common again.

I just got to be clean, man?

You think you can do that?

Yeah, I've done it like
six or seven times.

I'll do it in ten years.
If you're still alive.

Well, I definitely will not
be there because I will
be in medical school.

Thanks for the chime in weirdo.

♪♪♪

-Can I ask you a question?
-Yes.

Have you ever lost someone that
mattered to you in your life?

-Yeah, of course, I have. Yeah.
-Tell me who?

Uh, my Uncle Mark passed away
when I was in college.

How did he pass away?

He had bone cancer.

No, people who die of cancer
never become ghosts.

[beeping]

Okay.

What was your grandma like?

Red hair. Kind of cute?

I wouldn't say my grandma was
cute, but she did have red hair.

Well, I'm looking at her
spectral analysis right now,

and she's extremely fuckable.

Did you just say that my
grandmother is fuckable?

No, I said your grandmother's
ghost is fuckable.

Her physical form might
have been completely different,

but the soul that lived
within your grandmother
was extremely fuckable.

I would rather you didn't
talk about my grandmother's
ghost in fuckability terms.

Well, it's a compliment.

I know that you mean it
as a compliment, but it's
still demeaning to her.

If you mean something
as a compliment that
means it is a compliment.

I don't think
that's how it works.

Can I have your hand?

Yeah, sure.

I'm very sensitive
to spirits and to past lives.

-So, I want you to know--
-Are you going to hold it?

Yeah, when I hold your hand.
I might feel any spirits that
are swooping around you.

Ah, ah!

God! Hey. Ouch!

Hey! Knock it off!

[groaning] She's into it.

-What?
-She's into it.

Did you just fuck my
grandmother through my knuckles?

Yeah. She's super into it.

-No. God!
-Let me hold your hand again.

-No. I don't want
to give my hand.
-Well, I didn't finish.

I don't care if my grandmother's
fuckable spirit blue balled you!

Let me hold your
hand and finish!

Does that mean you're going
to come in my backseat?

I don't want you coming
in my backseat.

No, not really. I'm going to
come in the spectral realm
version of your backseat.

Your car will be fine.

[groans]

-[moans]
-Hurry up!

[moaning] Oh, she's sensual.

-I don't--
-She's not just
about the ending.

Quit fucking my grandma.

Jesus.

That's unprecedented.
I came in both planes.

Oh, come on, man.

-Did you really?
-Yeah.

I...

Yeah, you can just
drop me off anyone.

Yeah, I'm going to go in
this McDonald's bathroom.

Thanks.

-[passenger] This is great.
-[driver] Have fun.

Why that guy was a dick.

[driver] You're telling
me, grandma.

♪♪♪

Suppose, you won't
be wanting this.

I can't see. What is it?

It's an engagement ring?

Why would you get an engagement
ring on your first date?

You don't even know me.

[phone call tone]

-[woman] Son. Are you there?
-Hi, mom.

Don't get excited.

Is it happening?
Am I on speaker?

Put me on speaker.

[woman] Hello.

Hi, mom. Listen...

Hello. Do you have
some news for me?

I did it again, mom.
I used the wrong app.

What?

And there's not going to be
a wedding in September.

You did it again,
you fucking moron.

Have you ever thought about what
your part in all of this is?

Oh, what? I would love to know.

I had issues about
my body growing up.

And you never encouraged
me to love myself.

- Because you're fat.
-Fuck you, mom.

You're fucking fat too.

- Am I on speaker phone?
-Yes, you're still
on speakerphone.

Yeah, I want to talk to this
whore. What's her name?

-Excuse me?
-Her name's Heather.

You sound like a real whore.

-I don't have to speak
to this woman.
- What?

I think the reason your son has
problems dating is probably you.

Hey, mom, I'll call
you back. Okay?

What did you just
say to my mother?

I said I think that your mom
is giving you complexes.

Do me a favor, don't talk
about my mother.

-Okay?
-You...

You don't know her at all.

She might have problems,
but she raised me.

And you know what?
This date is over.

This isn't a date.

Yeah, you're right.
It's not a date.

It's not a date.
It's a drive app.

[chuckles]

Oh, my God.
Is this our first fight?

-What?
-Look at us.

What?

The sign of a healthy
relationship.

We're butting heads.

Oh, I love you.

I love you so much.

♪♪♪

[driver] No. I'm
looking for you.

Are you the dude hanging on
the back of the car right now?

-[man] What?
-Jean jacket.

He's kind of like Brett Favre.

No, okay. All right.
Well, if that's not you,
I got to figure this out.

All right, man. Well,
as soon as I get this
situated I will come grab you.

All right, bye-bye.
I got water, too.

All right, bye.

♪♪♪

-Hey, what's going on, man?
-Oh, what's up, man?

What's up YouTube?

It's your boy, Yeung Sandwich.

Today's been pretty cool.
Uh, woke up, ate toast,
and I drank water, you know.

All right, that was uh...
what was that?

I do a daily food video
where I'm just like...

Hey guys, I ate cereal.

Wow! How many
followers do you have?

I don't remember
the exact number,

but I think it's a million four
hundred thousand, seventy-six.

That's a very precise number.

I'm like netting, like,
5K off this video.

Jesus! That's a lot of money.

Yeah, I also run a very
successful stare vlog.

You're making a video
staring into the camera?

-That's creepy man.
-There's nothing creepy
about 300,000 views.

What? You got 300,000
views that quick?

-Mm-Hm.
-I can make a better
video than that. I bet.

-Do you want to make a video?
-Yeah, let's make a video.

-Okay.
-Hey, how you doing
there YouTubers?

Little safety driving
tips for you.

First off, this is a classic,
a fundamental.

Let's keep your hands
at 10 and 2, okay?

Yeah, this is actually
already like five times longer
than any of my videos.

So, I'll just upload it.

-Okay.
-And uh...

-Let the likes--
-They hate it! They hate it.

How can they hate it that quick?

The top comment is:
"Drive off a damn cliff."

Oh. Yeah, next top comment is:
"Cut off your own dick."

What?

"Suck it, but I hope
you're bad at it"

Why is the internet so mean?

Oh, this comment says,
"Nice sweater, Cosby."

No. This is absolutely
ridiculous, okay. I didn't
ask for any of this.

Okay. I just wanted
to drive you somewhere.

[sobbing] Then all of a sudden
people started attacking me
and my character.

And what I'm wearing?

I is strong. I is beautiful.
I is important.

[sobs]

I just uploaded that. And...

You uploaded that?

-Yeah...
-What the f...

People love it.

What?

You went viral. This is...

Oh my God! Are you serious?

-You're the big dumb crybaby.
-Oh, oh, okay.

All right. Maybe just
cry baby. I can be that.

You're the "Big Dumb Crybaby."

Oh my God! I'm viral?

This is the biggest video
I've ever uploaded.

-Whoo!
-Yeah. This is huge.

This got twelve thousand
dollars off of that video.

Oh my God! We got twelve
thousand dollars?

I mean, I got twelve
thousand dollars.

I mean, I get some
of it too right?

I mean, I don't know, man.
Do you do you have Venmo or...?

What? What is Venmo?

Yeah, I don't know.
I can't get you that money.

I earned that money. That's my
video that everybody's clicking
on it because of me, okay?

I deserve it. Okay?

-I'm tired of people--
-Crybaby's having
another tantrum!

We got a sequel.

♪♪♪

[passenger] Okay, here you go.

-So, Mazee, huh?
-Mm-Hm.

Mazee, Mazee.

So, how many friends
do you have? Do you
have a lot of friends like?

-Um, yeah.
-Yeah?

I got a lot of friends, too. Do
you want you want to see some?

That's Jeannette and Allison,
they work at the CVS.

-Yeah, they're in uniform.
-They cash out.

You know, they work
at a checkout thing.

Uh, this is... I don't
know their names,

but these are some people just
across the street from the CVS.

-Oh.
-So, I was like, "Well,
I'll catch you later."

I told them, I would
catch them later.

So, Lloyd. Do you,
um, do you work?

Well I'm like... I'm in
between jobs right now.

-Yeah.
-The last job I had it
was a suicide helpline,

and they said that I
was being a little too
dependent on the callers.

Oh, my gosh!
-And I was freaking them out.

Oh, my gosh!
What were you saying?

I'm just saying,
"Please, don't kill yourself.
So, we can hang out."

Did anybody take you up on that?

Uh...

Most of them just ended it
there on the phone. So, it...

I'm sorry. Multiple people were
committing suicide when you
were on the phone with them?

Multiple sounds like it's
in the teens. It was...

It just sounds like it's
more than one or two.

No, I mean it's like
not in the teens.

It's just below the teens.

So, I don't want to point any
fingers, but you got to crack
a few eggs to make an omelet.

-You know what I mean?
-What's the omelet?

If the eggs are people who
are taking their own lives
then what is the omelet?

Okay, I like this game.

It's fun to play
games with friends.

You want to play a game
while we're driving?

-Yeah.
-Okay, on the count of three,

we both say what our favorite
ice-cream is. Ready?

Okay.

[both] One, two, three...

Mint chip.

Mint Chip. Oh my God!

We both like mint chip.

Yeah, but you said it
like a beat after me.

All right, okay. New topic.

Okay.

-Favorite movie. Ready?
-Okay, yeah.

[both] One, two, three.

-Sixteen Candles.
-Sixteen Candles.

-Oh, my God. That's so weird.
-You did it again.

I love that game.
We used to play that in Idaho.

-We'd go on big rides.
-You're from Idaho?

-Yeah, yeah. I'm from Boise.
-I'm from Boise.

-Really?
-Yeah.

Uh, that's cool.

-That's crazy!
-Yeah.

-What high school did you go to?
-I went to Millard.

No, way. Yeah, Millard was
our rivals. I went to Peakson.

-That's nuts.
-Yeah.

I never meet anybody from
Boise. I mean, nobody from
Idaho, let alone Boise here.

Can you hold on a sec?
I'm actually getting a call.

Oh, yeah, sorry.

Hey, Kev. Yeah, sorry, man.
I got this really pushy driver.

[driver] Wait a second.
Dude, come on.

You were really
pushing it on me.

Kevin, hold on a second.

Hey, uh... I can't
remember your name.

-It's Mazee.
-Mazee.

You called me by my
name multiple times.

All right, Mazee. I'm
going to ask you just sort
of to back off a little bit.

I mean, I got stuff going on.

I can't take on another
sort of like, you know,
potential suicide case,

[laughing] if you don't mind.

♪♪♪

[man] Oh, my God!
Thanks for the ride once again.

-Of course, man. 2036.
-2036.

I can't believe we're here.
Are you excited to see her?

Well, she's been my motivation
for the past ten years.

-[screaming]
-Oh, my God!

-Oh, wow!
-Who wants to have
a good time, tiger?

-Whoa! Whoa!
-Who wants to get nasty?

Whoa, whoa! Hey.

Go, go, go, go.

How are you?

Should I start with
the S N of the D?

-Oh?
-[laughs]

Well, let's just you know, let's
just get to know each other.

-Tell me about your life?
-After we last met,

I tried to get back with
my husband and he
said, "No, thank you."

-Yeah.
-I got a job at the laser
factory, but then I lost it.

-Oh, yeah.
-So, what's the next step?

Sex for money!

-[nervous laugh]
-Yes.

You know, I still remember
that connection we had.

-Yes, me, too.
-Back in 2016, was it?

-Uh-huh.
-Yeah. Wasn't that great?

A lot of things have
changed since then.

I was addicted to crack.
I was in the gutter.

Now, that's me.

Now, I'm in the food business.
I make astronaut ice-cream.

I'm in the dick business.

-Oh, no. Hey, hey, hey.
-Oh, come on. Come on.

-You know you want it.
-Listen, listen.

Oh.

You know, you've been a big
force in my life,

even though, we've only
seen each other for a total
of like forty-five minutes.

I love you in a certain
way but I just got to say
I can't do this anymore.

I think we've grown apart.

I guess not all
dreams come true.

[driver] My dreams come true.

I became a horse
doctor this year.

Shut your mouth!

Nobody wants to hear about it.

-You're garbage.
-I'd rather be in a garbage can

than be with you
for another second.

I don't have a horse but if I
did I'd never bring him to you.

♪♪♪

Just say, "I'm a vet."
That's what you are.

You're called a vet.
A veterinarian.

You're not going to med school,
you're going to vet school.

-Yeah.
-Okay.

There's a lot of ways
to touch animals

you don't have to spend
twenty years getting there.

♪♪♪

I is strong. Strong.

I is beautiful. Beautiful.

I is important. Important.