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Previously on "Council of Dads"...
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You spent all your money on a house,
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sight unseen, and you have no plan,
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except for us to bail you out?
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- Yes we do.
- Then do it.
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- Prove us all wrong.
- My dad died when I was two.
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My mom died three years ago.
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Want to invite you to join our club.
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I saw you making out
with some random dude.
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I am so sorry that you saw that.
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I want you to leave me alone!
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- I had another family?
- I screwed up.
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Luly came up to me with questions.
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I told her about the adoption.
She's after the truth.
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I had dinner with Eddie,
and he kissed me.
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I am not going back
to the first two years
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of our relationship, Peter!
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I have a pretty great
bottle of red at my place,
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if you want.
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- I'm Robin.
- I'm Sam.
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My daughter's going as a zombie kitten,
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and my son is going as a bowl
of spaghetti and meatballs.
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How do you dress up as
spaghetti and meatballs?
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I have no idea,
but it's gonna be amazing.
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My ex-wife makes these
elaborate costumes.
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She loves Halloween.
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My husband, too.
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What are your kids dressing as?
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All right. Let's see.
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My oldest son is too cool
for trick-or-treating.
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Baby's a strawberry.
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Oh, my little dude is
going as Bruce Springsteen,
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and my 13-year-old is
going as the glass ceiling.
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She's a high-concept girl.
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And your husband? Does he dress up?
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Ugh, he's dead.
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How does he do that?
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By being dead. Cancer.
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About six months ago.
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I'm sorry.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, it's our first
Halloween without him,
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and then our first Thanksgiving
and Christmas and New Year's.
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And that's why I'm running so much.
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Stress management.
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One foot in front of the other.
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Yeah. That's the idea.
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Scott was a "go big or go home" guy
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when it came to the holidays.
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Decorations, food, traditions.
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He had definite opinions
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on the best way to celebrate
just about anything.
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Oh, my God. You guys scored this year.
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- Oh, Tess, look over there.
- What?
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Hey!
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Because Scott had such clear
ideas about how to celebrate,
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his family just fell in line.
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But what happens to the traditions
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when the tradition keeper is gone?
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Do I write, "Love, Luly,"
or "Sincerely, Luly?"
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This letter's to the adoption agency.
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No, this letter's to the family.
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I'm trying to get them to meet with me,
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and "sincerely"
seems like I don't really care,
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but "love" might scare them off.
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I mean you were their
kid for two months.
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I think you go with "Love, Luly."
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You're right.
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Will you get it?
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- Yeah.
- Thanks, babe.
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Trick-or-treat.
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Oh, no, it's Halloween.
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How did we forget?
We didn't get any candy.
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Hey, it's okay.
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Hi, robot. Just a second.
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Oh, I know.
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Here you go, robot.
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Ramen noodles.
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Thank you.
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- Ramen?
- How did we forget Halloween?
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We've been kind of busy.
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Hey, trick or treat?
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Ooh. Treat?
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That's a good answer.
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I love these.
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We made it through Halloween,
and nobody cried.
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- It's still early.
- You'll pay in cavities.
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- Ow!
- Ooh!
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Where's Theo?
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He's out with friends.
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- Girlfriends?
- Friends who are girls.
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He doesn't tell me much these days.
He's still mad at me.
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Is that what you wanted to talk about?
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Um, no. I wanted to talk about
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how we're gonna get
through the holidays.
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Ah, your mom's coming. You worried?
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Right now, I'm more worried about you.
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- Me?
- You and Peter,
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having some problems.
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We wanted to offer our support.
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We're not doing this.
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We're not having an intervention
about my marriage.
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You won't talk to me about it.
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- Because you defend him.
- That's not true, Ollie.
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- You said it was just a kiss.
- I said it was a kiss.
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No "just."
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Is a kiss worth ending
a really good marriage?
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No one's ending anything.
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We're working on it,
and I'm done talking about it.
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- If you want my opinion...
- I really don't.
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Saved by the bell. I'll get it.
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How about you, Anthony?
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You sticking around for the holidays?
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Yeah, I guess I'm around.
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And what about Margot?
Is she around, too?
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I'm hearing rumors you two are a thing.
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Can I pull an Oliver and say
I don't want to talk about it?
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I like Margot. You should invite her
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for Thanksgiving.
You'll be there, right, Larry?
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Uh... Thanksgiving,
I usually go to a meeting,
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then a diner for turkey,
and then home to watch
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"Planes, Trains and Automobiles."
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- And Christmas?
- Same.
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Meeting, diner,
"Planes, Trains and Automobiles."
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It's a good film.
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Robin, uh, you better come here.
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Hey, Sam.
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- Nice costume.
- You know him?
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Yeah, I see him running sometimes.
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That's not a costume, is it?
What's going on?
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Um, maybe we should speak in private.
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No, no, it's fine.
These guys are family.
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You guys are scaring me.
What's going on?
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Your son was drinking with
his friends in the cemetery.
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- What?
- But he wasn't driving,
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and it's his first offense,
so I only gave him a warning.
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But next time, I'm not gonna be so nice.
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- Yes, sir.
- How much did you drink?
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- Hardly anything.
- Who were you with?
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- I don't know.
- He stayed. His friends ran.
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Somebody had to take the hit.
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Hey, I understand
protecting your friends, okay?
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But you and your friends
need to understand
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that underage drinking can lead
to all kinds of dangerous stuff.
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Theo, get upstairs.
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Guys, can you give me a minute?
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He's tired and scared,
so maybe save the grilling
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till he gets some sleep, you know?
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You're a cop?
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Yeah, yeah, and you're Theo's mom.
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Yeah.
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Thanks.
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So is the Council
coming for Thanksgiving?
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Yeah, of course,
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and that's gonna make my mom crazy.
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Why?
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Well, okay, so my mom was an actress.
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Like a real, live, singing and dancing,
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living in New York actress.
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And she got cast in
this Broadway musical.
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That's so cool.
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And then she was
replaced by her understudy
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while the show was still in
previews in Philadelphia.
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That's so terrible.
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Right. So she quit show business.
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She stayed in Philly. She met my dad.
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- She got married. She had kids.
- Happy ending.
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And then he left her for
her best friend Marcia.
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- Tragic ending.
- Yeah.
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So now she thinks
the Council is replacing her.
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Well, I did not see that twist coming.
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Well, yeah. Whenever she visits,
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she complains that she's not needed,
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and then I get upset,
and we both end up crying.
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She's here six weeks.
That's... that's a lot of crying.
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No.
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Because we will both be too busy
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distracting the kids from the giant,
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gaping Scott-size hole
missing from the holidays.
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Speaking of kids, how's my boy Theo?
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Your boy Theo's been under house arrest,
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but I'm about to...
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What's the cop lingo
for "early release"?
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We say "early release."
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Oh, you're funny.
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- Grandma!
- Patricia!
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Oh, gobble, gobble.
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Where are the big kids?
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Oh, the teenagers are still sleeping.
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Oversleeping, I'd say.
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Grandma, do a double pirouette.
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Oh, no. I'm getting too old for that.
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No, you aren't.
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Did you know my grandma
can do a double pirouette?
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I did not, but I'm not surprised.
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JJ's always bragging on me.
She's my biggest fan.
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- Mom.
- Oh, shoot.
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Now, don't tell me.
I remember what you said.
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If I misgender JJ,
don't make a big deal out of it.
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I just apologize and move on.
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JJ, I'm sorry. I meant
to say he's my biggest fan.
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How's that? Okay?
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That's a start.
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Yeah, so let's stop dilly-dallying.
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It's time to get cooking,
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unless Mr. Fancy Pants chef
is taking over.
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You kidding? I've heard
what a great cook you are.
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I'm hoping I can learn
a thing or two from you.
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Oh, good answer, handsome.
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Hey, Oliver. Where's your better half?
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He'll be here later.
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Rob, my love.
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- Good to see you.
- Thanks.
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You look tired.
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Give me that baby. Oh!
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Oh, the cute baby.
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Who is the cutest baby, huh?
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And my mom's here.
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So yeah. Things are good.
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Good. It sounds great.
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I mean, writing and house buying.
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I'm impressed.
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Thanks, Grandma.
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Did my mom tell you about the family
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that adopted me when I was a baby?
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The last I heard,
you were trying to set up a meeting?
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Yeah.
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I got an email a few days ago.
They don't want to meet me.
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Wow. That's their loss.
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You're talking about
the Calhouns, right?
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I told her.
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Look, you've already got enough family.
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I mean, brothers and sisters for days.
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A mom, a birth mom, my mom, a grandma.
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- Whoo!
- Whole council of dads.
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And this man who loves you.
Look at that face.
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Oh, we love this face!
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Yes, we love this face.
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Well, this face came to tell you
we gotta go to my mom's.
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What?
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We'll be back in time for pie.
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Okay.
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But hey, Lu, remember.
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Their loss.
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- Thanks, Grandma.
- Mm-hmm.
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Have fun.
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Okay. I need someone
to carve the turkey,
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someone to mash the potatoes...
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Who are you?
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Oh, hi. I'm Margot.
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She's with me.
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Ah, nice to meet you, Margot.
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- You're very pretty.
- Mom!
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What? I can't say someone's pretty?
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- I'll carve.
- I'll mash.
257
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Oliver can stay here and secretly check
258
00:10:35,930 --> 00:10:37,048
football scores on his phone.
259
00:10:37,072 --> 00:10:38,711
Ooh, good idea.
260
00:10:38,736 --> 00:10:40,508
You forget to answer
the mail for three days,
261
00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:42,578
it's a catalog explosion.
262
00:10:43,282 --> 00:10:45,242
You and Peter seem okay.
263
00:10:45,267 --> 00:10:48,117
Yeah. I'm working
through my trust stuff.
264
00:10:48,142 --> 00:10:50,012
He's owned up to his part, so we're...
265
00:10:51,213 --> 00:10:53,273
A text from Eddie.
266
00:10:53,637 --> 00:10:56,007
Theo's midterm grades.
267
00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,641
- Peter!
- Theo!
268
00:10:57,666 --> 00:10:59,445
Excuse me.
269
00:11:06,323 --> 00:11:08,063
Do you have kids, Larry?
270
00:11:08,088 --> 00:11:09,445
Yes.
271
00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:11,086
What are they doing today?
272
00:11:11,335 --> 00:11:12,875
I don't know.
273
00:11:19,742 --> 00:11:21,172
Mom?
274
00:11:21,374 --> 00:11:22,374
Give me my phone.
275
00:11:22,399 --> 00:11:24,391
Your grades just came.
276
00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:27,711
You have a D in physics and a C in math.
277
00:11:27,736 --> 00:11:29,617
- No.
- Theo, you're good at math and science.
278
00:11:29,642 --> 00:11:32,125
No, that's just because
the teachers are, like,
279
00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:34,234
testing on stuff that
we haven't even learned.
280
00:11:34,259 --> 00:11:36,157
Or you haven't studied
because you're up all night
281
00:11:36,181 --> 00:11:37,196
talking with your friends.
282
00:11:37,220 --> 00:11:39,320
- Give me my phone.
- This is my phone.
283
00:11:39,345 --> 00:11:41,352
And it is my house and you are my son
284
00:11:41,377 --> 00:11:43,688
and you will follow my rules.
285
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,914
And your grandmother has
been cooking all day...
286
00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:47,698
Look. Eddie texted us
"Happy Thanksgiving"...
287
00:11:48,063 --> 00:11:50,445
Why is Eddie texting us anyway?
288
00:11:50,470 --> 00:11:53,969
Mom, Luly's not here.
Who's gonna say grace?
289
00:11:53,994 --> 00:11:55,282
Listen, Luly's gotta split her time
290
00:11:55,306 --> 00:11:57,406
between two families,
so we're gonna be flexible.
291
00:11:57,431 --> 00:11:58,828
I don't want to be flexible!
292
00:11:58,853 --> 00:12:00,781
If Luly's not coming, I'm not coming!
293
00:12:00,806 --> 00:12:02,094
JJ?
294
00:12:03,008 --> 00:12:04,944
Sweetheart?
295
00:12:06,152 --> 00:12:07,969
Should we do something?
296
00:12:08,565 --> 00:12:10,501
I don't think so.
297
00:12:15,165 --> 00:12:17,992
Have you ever seen "Planes,
Trains and Automobiles"?
298
00:12:18,966 --> 00:12:20,539
No.
299
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,547
It's a great film.
300
00:12:23,105 --> 00:12:24,695
Oh.
301
00:12:26,497 --> 00:12:27,673
Eddie thinks we're all good.
302
00:12:27,698 --> 00:12:28,829
He doesn't even know
you know about the kiss.
303
00:12:28,853 --> 00:12:31,078
- You didn't tell him?
- Please, Oliver.
304
00:12:31,103 --> 00:12:33,414
The kiss meant nothing.
This stupid text means nothing.
305
00:12:33,439 --> 00:12:35,594
It means something to me!
306
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,024
You came out,
307
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:40,029
your family practically threw
you a pride parade, okay?
308
00:12:40,053 --> 00:12:41,289
I couldn't.
309
00:12:41,314 --> 00:12:43,531
My family wouldn't accept me,
310
00:12:43,556 --> 00:12:46,578
and then I finally meet you,
311
00:12:46,603 --> 00:12:48,859
and I can be myself.
312
00:12:49,012 --> 00:12:50,391
But now this?
313
00:12:50,416 --> 00:12:52,914
My marriage... our marriage,
314
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,943
it doesn't feel safe to me anymore.
315
00:12:54,968 --> 00:12:58,000
That is what that kiss means.
That's what that text means.
316
00:12:58,025 --> 00:13:01,023
It means I gotta keep my guard
up in my own house again.
317
00:13:02,713 --> 00:13:04,430
I think my papa kissed another person,
318
00:13:04,455 --> 00:13:06,477
and now my dad is mad.
319
00:13:06,721 --> 00:13:09,719
My mom kissed someone, and Theo's mad.
320
00:13:11,545 --> 00:13:14,453
If you had to kiss any boy at school,
who would you kiss?
321
00:13:15,173 --> 00:13:17,805
I don't know.
322
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,200
I don't think I'd want to kiss any boys.
323
00:13:21,683 --> 00:13:23,789
Do you want to kiss girls?
324
00:13:24,712 --> 00:13:26,008
No.
325
00:13:26,313 --> 00:13:27,992
No.
326
00:13:28,187 --> 00:13:31,024
I just... I don't think
I want to kiss anyone.
327
00:13:31,175 --> 00:13:34,645
Yeah. Kissing gets you in trouble.
328
00:13:42,394 --> 00:13:45,448
You know, Scott did the holidays,
and he made them fun.
329
00:13:45,809 --> 00:13:47,675
And I...
330
00:13:48,778 --> 00:13:50,814
I mean, everything's falling apart,
331
00:13:50,839 --> 00:13:53,925
and nobody's happy and I don't know
how to do this on my own.
332
00:13:54,675 --> 00:13:57,198
Well, you don't have any choice,
333
00:13:57,223 --> 00:13:58,391
so get everyone in here.
334
00:13:58,416 --> 00:14:00,511
Get their butts in
the seats so we can eat.
335
00:14:00,867 --> 00:14:03,081
Anthony, how are we doing on the turkey?
336
00:14:03,106 --> 00:14:04,839
She is ready.
337
00:14:05,118 --> 00:14:06,893
Thanks, Mom.
338
00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:17,252
So this year,
we're sticking to tradition.
339
00:14:17,277 --> 00:14:19,026
We're doing an early
Christmas Eve dinner,
340
00:14:19,051 --> 00:14:20,066
and then we're going to church.
341
00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:21,101
Well, you gotta get there early.
342
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:22,253
Patricia likes a good seat.
343
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:23,358
Yes. You've been listening.
344
00:14:23,382 --> 00:14:25,385
Oh, I'm a very good listener.
It's one of...
345
00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:26,908
my many excellent qualities.
346
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,603
Okay. Noted.
347
00:14:28,628 --> 00:14:30,630
Hang on. Hold up a sec.
348
00:14:30,814 --> 00:14:32,142
Um...
349
00:14:33,042 --> 00:14:35,291
I was hoping that you may have time
350
00:14:35,316 --> 00:14:37,744
for a new Christmas tradition.
351
00:14:37,769 --> 00:14:40,705
We've never seen these
decorations lit up at night.
352
00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:43,674
I gotta drop my kids back
with my ex on Christmas Day,
353
00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:47,569
so I was thinking we could
meet here for a late night run.
354
00:14:47,594 --> 00:14:50,598
It's just, this has all been...
355
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:51,908
It's really nice.
356
00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:54,455
You know, our runs and our talks.
357
00:14:54,652 --> 00:14:57,322
And I just...
I'm gonna want to tell you stuff.
358
00:14:57,347 --> 00:15:00,119
Like how my daughter liked her Lego set.
359
00:15:00,144 --> 00:15:02,721
Whether my mom got
me another ugly sweater.
360
00:15:02,746 --> 00:15:04,767
And I'm gonna want to hear
about, you know,
361
00:15:04,792 --> 00:15:06,752
whether Theo liked his camera.
362
00:15:06,777 --> 00:15:07,877
He's gonna love his camera.
363
00:15:07,902 --> 00:15:10,806
Well, then will you tell me
about it, tomorrow night?
364
00:15:16,401 --> 00:15:19,588
Two seafood platters
for my favorite family.
365
00:15:20,894 --> 00:15:23,392
And then Anthony has made
a steak for Patricia.
366
00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:24,620
I'm gonna go grab that right now.
367
00:15:24,644 --> 00:15:27,369
I like steak on Christmas Eve.
368
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,924
- Sue me.
- Where's Evan?
369
00:15:29,949 --> 00:15:30,993
Oh, he's at his mom's tonight,
370
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,471
so he can spend Christmas with us.
371
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:33,752
Being married's hard.
372
00:15:33,777 --> 00:15:35,596
You don't know the half of it.
373
00:15:35,621 --> 00:15:36,986
Mom.
374
00:15:37,586 --> 00:15:40,916
I need a crab cracker. I'll get it.
375
00:15:53,968 --> 00:15:55,752
Are you guys in love?
376
00:15:57,589 --> 00:15:58,853
JJ, get out of here.
377
00:15:58,878 --> 00:16:02,588
Sorry. I just have to get... these.
378
00:16:03,532 --> 00:16:04,978
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
379
00:16:05,003 --> 00:16:06,330
Are we?
380
00:16:06,355 --> 00:16:08,224
- What?
- No, I'm sorry.
381
00:16:08,249 --> 00:16:09,588
That's... oh, I hate myself.
382
00:16:09,613 --> 00:16:11,728
Um... that's so weak and needy.
383
00:16:12,581 --> 00:16:15,717
I'm gonna rephrase it. I am...
384
00:16:15,883 --> 00:16:17,686
I am...
385
00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:19,806
I'm in love with you.
386
00:16:20,439 --> 00:16:21,775
It's fast. I know it's fast.
387
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:22,903
It's okay.
388
00:16:22,928 --> 00:16:24,536
I'm not asking you to
get married or have kids,
389
00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,738
but I'm just telling you...
390
00:16:27,340 --> 00:16:29,136
that I love you.
391
00:16:31,418 --> 00:16:32,986
Don't say anything, okay?
392
00:16:33,011 --> 00:16:34,824
Don't, don't.
'Cause it's always gonna feel
393
00:16:34,849 --> 00:16:37,699
like I forced it,
and I want you to say it
394
00:16:37,724 --> 00:16:39,152
when you feel it, if you feel it.
395
00:16:39,551 --> 00:16:41,419
Guys, I'm so sorry, but my mom's...
396
00:16:41,444 --> 00:16:43,995
Oh, yes, steak.
Yes, I am definitely on it.
397
00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:45,136
- Sorry.
- Sorry.
398
00:16:45,161 --> 00:16:46,328
No, no.
399
00:16:48,162 --> 00:16:49,886
I really like her.
400
00:16:49,911 --> 00:16:51,574
Do I love her?
401
00:16:54,145 --> 00:16:56,503
I don't know. Do you?
402
00:16:56,964 --> 00:16:58,722
Probably, right?
403
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,902
- She's great.
- Age appropriate.
404
00:17:01,927 --> 00:17:03,761
Hope's making a mess. You got a broom?
405
00:17:03,786 --> 00:17:05,863
- Who's age appropriate?
- Margot.
406
00:17:05,987 --> 00:17:08,292
- Oh, I like Margot.
- I do, too.
407
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:13,238
Okay, JJ, are you ready
for a Christmas miracle?
408
00:17:13,263 --> 00:17:14,464
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
409
00:17:14,489 --> 00:17:17,214
Okay. 62 years old.
410
00:17:17,239 --> 00:17:18,425
Do I still have it?
411
00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:20,644
ALL: Grandma, Grandma!
412
00:17:20,669 --> 00:17:22,519
- Whoo! Yeah.
- Grandma!
413
00:17:22,544 --> 00:17:24,011
Grandma!
414
00:17:24,036 --> 00:17:25,089
Well, she's still got it.
415
00:17:25,114 --> 00:17:26,745
- So much of it.
- Teach me.
416
00:17:26,770 --> 00:17:27,949
Me too, me too.
417
00:17:27,974 --> 00:17:28,980
No, no, no.
418
00:17:29,005 --> 00:17:30,808
This is a restaurant, not a dance hall.
419
00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:32,059
Let's all sit down and eat, yeah?
420
00:17:33,376 --> 00:17:35,488
It's all in the preparation.
421
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,324
I'll show you later.
422
00:17:39,014 --> 00:17:42,128
♪ Blow out the candle ♪
423
00:17:42,843 --> 00:17:45,925
♪ Throw out the wine ♪
424
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:48,870
I was gonna wait until tomorrow,
425
00:17:48,903 --> 00:17:51,873
but I figure you can use
some early Christmas.
426
00:17:53,778 --> 00:17:56,316
♪ I don't feel the spirit ♪
427
00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:58,097
Was Dad's.
428
00:17:58,866 --> 00:18:00,831
It was broken, and I was just
gonna throw it away,
429
00:18:00,856 --> 00:18:03,449
but a friend of mine knew a
guy who fixes up old cameras,
430
00:18:03,474 --> 00:18:05,488
and... voilà.
431
00:18:05,702 --> 00:18:07,339
Your cop friend?
432
00:18:07,511 --> 00:18:09,339
Yeah. Sam.
433
00:18:11,392 --> 00:18:13,144
I'm gonna go back in.
434
00:18:13,169 --> 00:18:15,160
Don't get eaten by an alligator.
435
00:18:15,815 --> 00:18:17,300
Wait.
436
00:18:19,249 --> 00:18:21,952
I'm sorry I've been such a jerk lately.
437
00:18:21,977 --> 00:18:23,912
I know this hasn't been easy on you.
438
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:26,072
Losing your phone and being grounded.
439
00:18:26,097 --> 00:18:28,800
It just sucks. This whole year has.
440
00:18:31,636 --> 00:18:36,007
Is there any way I can maybe
not go to church tonight?
441
00:18:36,173 --> 00:18:38,581
I just kind of want to be home and,
442
00:18:38,606 --> 00:18:40,605
and be alone, and think about stuff.
443
00:18:40,630 --> 00:18:42,652
Theo, you know how
important it is to your grandma.
444
00:18:42,677 --> 00:18:44,403
Yeah, I know it is,
and if you let me stay home,
445
00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:46,230
I'll totally make it up to her tomorrow.
446
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:48,097
Please?
447
00:18:48,818 --> 00:18:52,035
Think I should have insisted
that Theo go to church?
448
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,949
I don't know,
but family tradition's important.
449
00:18:54,974 --> 00:18:56,589
So is family peace.
450
00:18:56,614 --> 00:18:58,831
He and I have been at each
other's throats lately,
451
00:18:58,856 --> 00:19:01,300
and I just couldn't have another fight.
452
00:19:01,325 --> 00:19:03,230
Hey, at the end of the day,
it's his choice.
453
00:19:03,255 --> 00:19:04,933
What's his choice?
454
00:19:05,624 --> 00:19:08,675
Uh, Theo went home.
He's skipping church.
455
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:11,144
No, no, no. Church is non-negotiable.
456
00:19:11,169 --> 00:19:12,214
- Mom...
- What?
457
00:19:12,239 --> 00:19:14,656
Robin, every time I open my mouth,
458
00:19:14,681 --> 00:19:17,503
you say, "Mom," with that,
"You don't understand anything" tone.
459
00:19:17,528 --> 00:19:19,160
Well, you know what I understand?
460
00:19:19,185 --> 00:19:21,011
I understand that kids need boundaries.
461
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:24,019
They need a parent,
not a friend or this Council.
462
00:19:24,044 --> 00:19:26,527
He knows that if one says no,
the other will say yes.
463
00:19:26,552 --> 00:19:28,755
- Patricia...
- No, don't "Patricia" me.
464
00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:30,152
I am their grandma.
465
00:19:30,177 --> 00:19:33,730
I should have a say, but no.
She turns to you people.
466
00:19:34,264 --> 00:19:37,901
I don't know why I'm here.
I'm just a party trick.
467
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:39,878
I cook meals, and I dance on command.
468
00:19:39,903 --> 00:19:42,005
Well, I deserve some respect.
469
00:19:42,067 --> 00:19:44,456
I deserve to be consulted.
470
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:50,972
How's Grandma and Grandpa?
471
00:19:50,997 --> 00:19:53,300
Great, and Samantha got a hoverboard.
472
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:55,327
Hold on. I'll be right there!
473
00:19:55,352 --> 00:19:57,597
It's my turn. Here.
474
00:19:57,935 --> 00:20:01,285
Hey. How's the holiday shift?
475
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,605
Slow.
476
00:20:05,182 --> 00:20:07,144
I miss you.
477
00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:10,675
I gotta go, okay?
478
00:20:10,994 --> 00:20:13,011
Give everyone my love.
479
00:20:21,027 --> 00:20:22,028
- Okay.
- Okay.
480
00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:23,090
- You can sit there.
- Yep.
481
00:20:23,114 --> 00:20:25,027
And then I'll cover
your ear hair with mine.
482
00:20:26,278 --> 00:20:27,910
And you can be blonde, okay?
483
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:29,261
A lifelong dream.
484
00:20:33,552 --> 00:20:35,535
Mom, why are you...
485
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:38,144
Everyone's tired,
so we all skipped church.
486
00:20:38,297 --> 00:20:41,378
Is this what "time alone
to think" looks like?
487
00:20:41,504 --> 00:20:44,925
I've had it with you, Theo.
I have really had it.
488
00:20:44,950 --> 00:20:47,511
Look, it was our idea. Don't blame him.
489
00:20:47,536 --> 00:20:48,837
Who are you?
490
00:20:48,862 --> 00:20:51,152
I'm Jules, and this is Freya.
491
00:20:51,177 --> 00:20:52,864
"Drinking in the graveyard"
Jules and Freya?
492
00:20:52,888 --> 00:20:54,566
- Mom...
- Don't "Mom" me.
493
00:20:54,591 --> 00:20:56,972
How did you even
arrange this little party?
494
00:20:56,997 --> 00:20:58,425
You don't have a phone.
495
00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:00,089
He used mine.
496
00:21:01,890 --> 00:21:05,003
I texted Freya, we were coming home.
497
00:21:05,028 --> 00:21:06,175
My phone's dead.
498
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,183
So everyone's in on this.
499
00:21:08,401 --> 00:21:10,636
Christmas is really bad for Jules.
500
00:21:11,265 --> 00:21:13,018
Her mom died, and...
501
00:21:13,043 --> 00:21:14,972
her dad's mad all the time.
502
00:21:15,718 --> 00:21:17,535
You should have said that to me.
503
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:18,925
Well, I didn't think you'd get it,
504
00:21:18,950 --> 00:21:20,293
'cause you always think I'm lying.
505
00:21:20,317 --> 00:21:22,495
Because, Theo, you're often lying.
506
00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:23,988
Tonight I was really sad,
507
00:21:24,013 --> 00:21:26,699
and I needed him,
508
00:21:26,724 --> 00:21:28,550
'cause he gets it.
509
00:21:28,858 --> 00:21:31,667
He doesn't just try to convince
me that my life doesn't suck.
510
00:21:31,692 --> 00:21:33,675
He actually listens.
511
00:21:34,903 --> 00:21:37,106
He's a really good listener.
512
00:21:46,584 --> 00:21:48,363
It was nice of you to
come to church with me.
513
00:21:48,388 --> 00:21:51,042
- You didn't have to.
- I wanted to.
514
00:21:51,067 --> 00:21:52,597
I'm usually in the basement.
515
00:21:53,599 --> 00:21:55,702
You know what I was thinking about?
516
00:21:55,727 --> 00:21:58,316
How much I miss Scott. He liked me.
517
00:21:58,341 --> 00:21:59,977
Did you know that?
518
00:22:00,002 --> 00:22:02,370
Scott and I were really close.
519
00:22:02,562 --> 00:22:05,363
I did. He talked about you.
520
00:22:05,388 --> 00:22:07,597
He did? What did he say?
521
00:22:07,622 --> 00:22:10,667
Oh, that you were tough,
522
00:22:10,968 --> 00:22:13,769
but that it came from
wanting to protect your kids.
523
00:22:15,012 --> 00:22:18,308
I have been wondering
why he chose you guys.
524
00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:20,886
Why didn't he feel like I was enough?
525
00:22:21,164 --> 00:22:24,347
Scott didn't pick us
to replace you, Patricia.
526
00:22:24,372 --> 00:22:26,316
You'll always outrank us.
527
00:22:26,777 --> 00:22:27,847
You're Robin's mom.
528
00:22:27,872 --> 00:22:29,590
You're who she's gonna
come to when she's hurting.
529
00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:31,277
But she doesn't.
530
00:22:31,655 --> 00:22:33,566
Maybe she thinks she can't,
531
00:22:33,955 --> 00:22:35,980
or that you wouldn't understand.
532
00:22:36,737 --> 00:22:38,160
I mean, you raised a family alone.
533
00:22:38,185 --> 00:22:39,364
You probably made it look easy.
534
00:22:39,388 --> 00:22:41,941
Oh, it wasn't easy.
535
00:22:42,891 --> 00:22:44,730
Tell her that.
536
00:22:46,078 --> 00:22:48,535
Are you always this wise?
537
00:22:48,657 --> 00:22:50,238
Almost never.
538
00:22:51,498 --> 00:22:52,902
Oh!
539
00:22:52,927 --> 00:22:55,683
It's Christmas, Larry!
540
00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,817
Ahh.
541
00:23:00,393 --> 00:23:03,480
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
542
00:23:10,928 --> 00:23:13,027
Look what Santa got me.
543
00:23:13,532 --> 00:23:15,472
Wow. He sure knows you.
544
00:23:15,497 --> 00:23:16,714
He knows Hope, too.
545
00:23:16,739 --> 00:23:19,509
He got her the book that she
loved that Cowboy chewed.
546
00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:23,800
He's so cute, you could just eat him up.
547
00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:25,550
I think we're ready for eggs.
548
00:23:25,575 --> 00:23:26,941
Oh.
549
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,988
- Uh-oh.
- What's up?
550
00:23:33,614 --> 00:23:35,105
No eggs? Are you serious?
551
00:23:35,130 --> 00:23:37,160
Look what Santa got you.
552
00:23:47,317 --> 00:23:48,988
That's beautiful.
553
00:23:49,013 --> 00:23:51,113
Guess Santa knows you, too.
554
00:23:53,062 --> 00:23:54,769
Anthony bought it.
555
00:23:54,794 --> 00:23:56,449
He thought with Scott gone this year,
556
00:23:56,474 --> 00:23:59,128
you could use something
pretty under the tree.
557
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:05,706
I really miss him, Mom.
558
00:24:06,537 --> 00:24:08,230
Scott wouldn't have forgotten eggs.
559
00:24:08,255 --> 00:24:09,738
We can get eggs, sweetie.
560
00:24:09,763 --> 00:24:11,722
It's not the eggs. It...
561
00:24:13,780 --> 00:24:15,464
it's everything.
562
00:24:15,489 --> 00:24:19,394
Every decoration has
a story and a memory,
563
00:24:19,419 --> 00:24:21,925
and they all remind
me that he's not here.
564
00:24:23,351 --> 00:24:25,894
Then let's get the hell out of here.
565
00:24:28,377 --> 00:24:30,519
Okay, kids, new plan.
566
00:24:35,719 --> 00:24:37,956
Hi. Mom, what are you doing?
567
00:24:39,097 --> 00:24:40,706
Your door was open,
568
00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:43,417
and I'm canceling Christmas.
It's Thursday.
569
00:24:43,442 --> 00:24:46,808
It's just a regular Thursday,
and I got you paint.
570
00:24:47,346 --> 00:24:49,511
- For Christmas?
- For Thursday.
571
00:24:49,536 --> 00:24:51,066
Yeah. Grandma's bringing the kids,
572
00:24:51,091 --> 00:24:53,035
and the Council's gonna come, too.
573
00:24:53,134 --> 00:24:55,730
We feel really bad about
how unsupportive we were
574
00:24:55,755 --> 00:24:57,167
about you guys buying this place,
575
00:24:57,192 --> 00:24:58,949
and we're gonna make it up to you.
576
00:24:59,153 --> 00:25:01,464
And also, I couldn't be in
our house another minute.
577
00:25:02,987 --> 00:25:05,120
Merry Christmas.
578
00:25:06,211 --> 00:25:07,613
What's going on?
579
00:25:07,638 --> 00:25:09,542
I think we're skipping Christmas,
580
00:25:09,567 --> 00:25:12,449
and we are gonna paint our house today.
581
00:25:12,971 --> 00:25:15,808
Awesome. New tradition.
582
00:25:17,410 --> 00:25:19,472
Got one more Christmas present for you.
583
00:25:19,906 --> 00:25:21,285
It's not Christmas, remember?
584
00:25:21,310 --> 00:25:22,714
So you don't want this?
585
00:25:22,739 --> 00:25:23,988
- My phone?
- Mm-hmm.
586
00:25:24,013 --> 00:25:25,115
Are you serious?
587
00:25:25,140 --> 00:25:28,386
Don't make me regret it, right?
588
00:25:28,411 --> 00:25:30,394
Go call Jules. See if she's okay.
589
00:25:31,056 --> 00:25:33,777
Hey, I wanted to thank you.
This necklace is so beautiful.
590
00:25:33,802 --> 00:25:35,847
I assume you helped Anthony pick it out.
591
00:25:36,074 --> 00:25:38,644
No, no. That's really beautiful.
592
00:25:39,827 --> 00:25:41,930
He got me a ski coat.
593
00:25:41,955 --> 00:25:44,176
Oh, he said you guys are going
skiing together in January.
594
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,238
Yeah, we're starting
to plan trips together.
595
00:25:46,263 --> 00:25:48,011
So that's, like, a good sign, right?
596
00:25:48,036 --> 00:25:49,644
- Very.
- I got you this bucket.
597
00:25:49,669 --> 00:25:50,669
- Cool.
- Thank you.
598
00:25:50,694 --> 00:25:52,574
So when I found out my
ex was having an affair
599
00:25:52,599 --> 00:25:54,949
with Marcia, it was already too late.
600
00:25:54,974 --> 00:25:56,816
He didn't want to work on the marriage,
601
00:25:56,841 --> 00:25:59,316
but it sounds like it's
not too late for you.
602
00:25:59,740 --> 00:26:02,410
Except for this game. I win.
603
00:26:02,646 --> 00:26:04,917
Oh!
604
00:26:05,841 --> 00:26:09,412
Hey, I love my necklace,
605
00:26:09,437 --> 00:26:11,910
and I love Margot.
606
00:26:12,318 --> 00:26:14,453
Yeah. She's amazing.
607
00:26:14,557 --> 00:26:16,300
Try to love her.
608
00:26:16,571 --> 00:26:17,932
Yeah?
609
00:26:19,383 --> 00:26:21,089
Well, you did it.
610
00:26:21,735 --> 00:26:23,831
You made it through Christmas.
611
00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:26,363
Almost. Almost.
612
00:26:26,388 --> 00:26:28,027
Here. Go make yourself useful.
613
00:26:28,727 --> 00:26:30,988
Don't you dare.
614
00:26:43,367 --> 00:26:44,501
Hey.
615
00:26:46,043 --> 00:26:47,910
Thought we were gonna run.
616
00:26:49,394 --> 00:26:51,030
I can't.
617
00:26:51,132 --> 00:26:53,597
- Run or...
- No.
618
00:26:53,909 --> 00:26:56,589
My family's barely healed.
619
00:26:57,101 --> 00:26:58,473
I mean, we're getting there, you know?
620
00:26:58,497 --> 00:27:01,636
We made it through today, but I...
621
00:27:02,535 --> 00:27:04,402
I gotta focus on us.
622
00:27:04,542 --> 00:27:08,667
I mean on my family. I can't do... this.
623
00:27:08,692 --> 00:27:11,152
I know. I mean I can't, either.
624
00:27:11,177 --> 00:27:13,855
I haven't even signed
the divorce papers.
625
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,339
I got two young kids, and I'm...
626
00:27:15,364 --> 00:27:16,364
Yeah.
627
00:27:16,389 --> 00:27:18,675
Barely holding it together,
as it is, so...
628
00:27:20,078 --> 00:27:22,018
Theo loved his camera.
629
00:27:22,043 --> 00:27:23,144
Yeah?
630
00:27:23,169 --> 00:27:25,511
- Yeah.
- I'm so glad.
631
00:27:30,047 --> 00:27:32,886
Oh, man, these lights are beautiful,
aren't they?
632
00:27:35,541 --> 00:27:36,909
Hm.
633
00:27:43,371 --> 00:27:45,135
Hey, Sam.
634
00:27:46,506 --> 00:27:49,080
What if we went really slow,
635
00:27:49,105 --> 00:27:52,283
and just talked about everything?
636
00:27:52,508 --> 00:27:55,744
And if it ever felt weird,
we'd just say so,
637
00:27:55,769 --> 00:27:58,142
and that has to be okay.
638
00:28:00,746 --> 00:28:02,142
Okay.
639
00:28:03,261 --> 00:28:04,775
Yeah.
640
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,541
Sure, all right.
641
00:28:07,368 --> 00:28:10,111
- Can I...
- Yeah, yeah.
642
00:28:47,454 --> 00:28:49,207
You look great in clothes.
643
00:28:49,316 --> 00:28:51,198
In regular clothes, not running clothes.
644
00:28:51,223 --> 00:28:52,457
I'm nervous. Stop me.
645
00:28:52,482 --> 00:28:55,469
Yeah. You look beautiful
in clothes, too.
646
00:28:56,454 --> 00:28:57,642
You okay?
647
00:28:57,667 --> 00:29:00,374
Yeah, yeah, no,
just getting out of the house.
648
00:29:00,399 --> 00:29:01,957
You know, dropping the kids off.
649
00:29:01,982 --> 00:29:03,910
I'm good, I'm good. Let's go inside.
650
00:29:12,008 --> 00:29:13,343
You look good.
651
00:29:13,368 --> 00:29:15,241
Anthony, I don't want to go.
652
00:29:15,266 --> 00:29:18,022
Tess and Peter fly in tonight,
and I haven't seen her for ten days.
653
00:29:18,047 --> 00:29:19,594
We closed the Crab Shack to the public.
654
00:29:19,618 --> 00:29:22,583
It's a big, fancy Gladwell event.
655
00:29:22,983 --> 00:29:24,305
Robin made you invite me
656
00:29:24,329 --> 00:29:26,687
'cause she didn't want me
home alone on New Year's.
657
00:29:27,776 --> 00:29:29,646
He did not.
658
00:29:29,671 --> 00:29:31,241
Did what?
659
00:29:32,512 --> 00:29:34,780
We need to make a stop before the party.
660
00:29:38,712 --> 00:29:40,749
Oliver, come on in.
661
00:29:41,218 --> 00:29:42,578
Hello, I'm Eddie.
662
00:29:42,603 --> 00:29:44,163
I know who you are,
663
00:29:44,188 --> 00:29:46,300
and I'm the guy who's gonna
make sure he doesn't kill you.
664
00:29:46,324 --> 00:29:48,702
I got a "Happy New Year" text
from you, Eddie.
665
00:29:48,727 --> 00:29:50,344
This is after a "Happy
Thanksgiving" text,
666
00:29:50,368 --> 00:29:52,575
which is after you kissed my husband.
667
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:53,639
What are you...
668
00:29:53,664 --> 00:29:55,628
Stay away from my family, Eddie.
669
00:29:55,653 --> 00:29:57,857
Oliver, come inside. Have a drink.
670
00:29:57,882 --> 00:29:59,124
It was only a kiss.
671
00:29:59,149 --> 00:30:00,635
If you ever contact me or Peter again,
672
00:30:00,659 --> 00:30:02,210
I will hurt you.
673
00:30:02,312 --> 00:30:03,788
You understand?
674
00:30:03,813 --> 00:30:06,373
With my bare surgeon hands,
I will hurt you.
675
00:30:06,398 --> 00:30:08,702
- Okay, we've said our piece...
- Do you understand?!
676
00:30:08,727 --> 00:30:11,345
Huh? Tell me you understand!
677
00:30:11,370 --> 00:30:12,835
Yes.
678
00:30:12,860 --> 00:30:14,296
Sorry.
679
00:30:15,328 --> 00:30:17,264
I have to go.
680
00:30:20,814 --> 00:30:22,499
That was good.
681
00:30:23,060 --> 00:30:24,702
Felt good.
682
00:30:26,889 --> 00:30:28,595
Now you're gonna listen to what I think.
683
00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:31,194
- Anthony, please...
- Go fix your marriage!
684
00:30:32,024 --> 00:30:34,001
You're fighting with that idiot?
Fight for your marriage.
685
00:30:34,025 --> 00:30:35,628
- I am!
- No, you're not.
686
00:30:35,660 --> 00:30:36,922
You're feeling sorry for yourself.
687
00:30:36,946 --> 00:30:38,757
I'm not talking about this.
688
00:30:38,782 --> 00:30:40,217
Do you love him?
689
00:30:40,242 --> 00:30:41,519
It's more complicated than that.
690
00:30:41,543 --> 00:30:43,108
Answer the question. Do you love him?
691
00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:46,336
Yes. Yes, I love him.
692
00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:50,366
You have no idea how lucky you are.
693
00:30:53,438 --> 00:30:55,944
Come on. Driving you home.
694
00:30:57,632 --> 00:31:00,382
Car's outside.
Everybody's waiting for us. Let's go.
695
00:31:00,407 --> 00:31:02,691
I got an email from the adoption agency.
696
00:31:02,716 --> 00:31:04,698
- On New Year's Eve?
- I know. It's weird.
697
00:31:04,723 --> 00:31:07,147
I'm scared to open it. Can you read it?
698
00:31:07,172 --> 00:31:09,975
But, like, don't have
an expression on your face.
699
00:31:12,641 --> 00:31:14,140
What? Is it bad?
700
00:31:14,165 --> 00:31:16,460
Is the family mad that
I reached out to them?
701
00:31:16,849 --> 00:31:18,921
Can I have an expression on my face now?
702
00:31:18,946 --> 00:31:20,530
Yes.
703
00:31:22,635 --> 00:31:24,421
They reconsidered.
704
00:31:24,835 --> 00:31:26,515
They want to meet you.
705
00:31:26,745 --> 00:31:28,947
Oh! Oh, my God.
706
00:31:28,972 --> 00:31:30,109
- Baby.
- They want to meet me?
707
00:31:30,133 --> 00:31:32,835
- That's great.
- Oh, my God. I gotta respond right now.
708
00:31:32,860 --> 00:31:34,661
Even more reason to celebrate.
709
00:31:37,204 --> 00:31:39,365
- Happy New Year.
- Happy New Year.
710
00:31:43,745 --> 00:31:45,312
But as a cop,
711
00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:47,780
I always have a hammer,
and I'm looking for nails.
712
00:31:47,805 --> 00:31:49,858
And you know, my wife wanted me
713
00:31:49,883 --> 00:31:52,351
to put the hammer away when I got home.
714
00:31:52,376 --> 00:31:53,897
- Yeah.
- Or at least give it to her.
715
00:31:53,922 --> 00:31:55,921
- Mm-hmm.
- And I wouldn't
716
00:31:55,946 --> 00:31:58,569
and she'd get mad and we'd fight, and...
717
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,275
It's just... it's not easy
being married to a cop.
718
00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:05,070
Yeah, it's not easy being
married to a doctor, either.
719
00:32:05,095 --> 00:32:06,650
I like hammering nails, too.
720
00:32:06,855 --> 00:32:10,135
I mean, you know,
you're dealing with life and death.
721
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,272
You get a little bit of a god complex
722
00:32:11,296 --> 00:32:14,252
that you have to put down
when you get home and...
723
00:32:14,653 --> 00:32:17,900
- Yeah.
- Well, if it wasn't for the kids...
724
00:32:22,775 --> 00:32:27,715
Look, you said we should
tell each other everything.
725
00:32:29,539 --> 00:32:33,682
Right before we came here,
as I was dropping the kids off,
726
00:32:33,707 --> 00:32:35,580
out of the blue,
727
00:32:36,213 --> 00:32:39,619
she said she wants to try again.
728
00:32:42,035 --> 00:32:43,815
And do you want to try again?
729
00:32:45,793 --> 00:32:47,564
We've been down this road before.
730
00:32:47,589 --> 00:32:50,670
You know, we try, and we fail, you know?
731
00:32:50,695 --> 00:32:53,698
And we got married at such a young age.
732
00:32:53,732 --> 00:32:56,619
We are just totally
different people now.
733
00:32:56,644 --> 00:32:58,658
You didn't answer my question.
734
00:32:59,387 --> 00:33:01,479
Do you want to try again?
735
00:33:02,252 --> 00:33:03,924
I'm inclined to save things,
736
00:33:03,949 --> 00:33:08,643
but I'm also a guy who just met you.
737
00:33:08,873 --> 00:33:10,486
Oh, Sam.
738
00:33:12,670 --> 00:33:15,694
I did not want to ruin this date.
739
00:33:17,855 --> 00:33:21,275
I think what's funny is
that you're the first guy
740
00:33:21,764 --> 00:33:24,932
that I haven't compared to Scott.
741
00:33:25,455 --> 00:33:28,848
You know, I didn't immediately
think, "He's not as...
742
00:33:28,873 --> 00:33:30,844
tall or as funny or as smart as Scott,"
743
00:33:30,869 --> 00:33:32,988
and you were just Sam.
744
00:33:33,494 --> 00:33:36,849
But now, I'm comparing you to Scott
745
00:33:36,874 --> 00:33:39,363
because Scott put his kids first.
746
00:33:39,388 --> 00:33:41,746
Always. Every time, and...
747
00:33:42,708 --> 00:33:44,777
and so do you.
748
00:33:45,860 --> 00:33:48,605
I mean you have to try
and save your marriage.
749
00:33:49,298 --> 00:33:51,426
You know, if there's even a...
750
00:33:51,451 --> 00:33:53,277
a shred of a chance of fixing things,
751
00:33:53,302 --> 00:33:56,496
you just... you do, for your kids.
752
00:33:56,521 --> 00:33:58,371
I just...
753
00:33:59,232 --> 00:34:01,988
I just wish I could tell you,
754
00:34:02,713 --> 00:34:06,050
"Robin, don't find another
Sam too quickly."
755
00:34:10,326 --> 00:34:12,260
I'm gonna go.
756
00:34:12,285 --> 00:34:14,788
Maybe give me a ten-minute head start,
757
00:34:14,813 --> 00:34:16,782
because that valet out there is swamped,
758
00:34:16,814 --> 00:34:19,331
and I don't think I could stand
759
00:34:19,356 --> 00:34:21,458
to wait for my car with you.
760
00:34:21,483 --> 00:34:23,916
Oh, man,
I wish I could make this easier.
761
00:34:23,941 --> 00:34:25,409
You can't.
762
00:34:26,072 --> 00:34:28,756
Just find another place
to run for a while, okay?
763
00:34:35,531 --> 00:34:36,833
Hi.
764
00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:42,282
- Hey.
- Hi.
765
00:34:42,307 --> 00:34:44,553
I love these. You make 'em?
766
00:34:44,578 --> 00:34:47,904
I did, so please save some
for everybody else.
767
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,256
Oh, and I met your friend Michael.
768
00:34:50,281 --> 00:34:52,193
- He's hilarious.
- Mm-hmm.
769
00:34:52,218 --> 00:34:53,873
And I saw his wife...
770
00:34:53,898 --> 00:34:55,974
- Paige.
- Paige.
771
00:34:56,411 --> 00:34:59,443
Yeah. I love them.
772
00:34:59,692 --> 00:35:03,201
You love my crab cakes,
and you love my friends.
773
00:35:05,053 --> 00:35:06,693
You don't love me.
774
00:35:07,568 --> 00:35:10,303
- I didn't say that.
- No, you didn't have to.
775
00:35:14,983 --> 00:35:18,037
When I told you that
I loved you on Christmas Eve,
776
00:35:18,062 --> 00:35:21,490
and I said just wait and
tell me when you felt it,
777
00:35:23,008 --> 00:35:25,451
what I meant was feel it,
778
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,543
and tell me soon.
779
00:35:28,726 --> 00:35:32,920
And every day that you don't, it...
780
00:35:33,213 --> 00:35:35,615
you know, it feels uneven.
781
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,162
And I...
782
00:35:38,534 --> 00:35:41,287
I love your smile and your laugh
783
00:35:41,312 --> 00:35:45,342
and how you kiss me, the way you think,
784
00:35:45,367 --> 00:35:47,810
the way you cook,
the way you are with the kids.
785
00:35:47,835 --> 00:35:52,021
All that, it's just it's
intoxicating to be around.
786
00:35:53,549 --> 00:35:57,764
But now, like, the drunk has worn off.
787
00:35:58,172 --> 00:36:01,162
And I'm hungover and it feels...
788
00:36:01,732 --> 00:36:03,756
it feels bad.
789
00:36:04,776 --> 00:36:08,714
So... so, I'll just take it back.
790
00:36:10,662 --> 00:36:13,123
I don't love you, either.
791
00:36:19,835 --> 00:36:22,115
- I'll be up in a minute, okay?
- Okay.
792
00:36:25,442 --> 00:36:27,779
Babe, what are you still doing up,
793
00:36:27,804 --> 00:36:30,217
and what are you wearing?
794
00:36:32,992 --> 00:36:35,029
There's power in commitment.
795
00:36:35,388 --> 00:36:37,474
There's meaning in tradition.
796
00:36:37,584 --> 00:36:39,587
There's strength in community.
797
00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:42,077
- What?
- My vows.
798
00:36:42,679 --> 00:36:45,468
I found them in the pocket of the tux.
799
00:36:47,208 --> 00:36:49,389
We've chosen to have a large wedding,
800
00:36:49,414 --> 00:36:51,741
because we want to shout to the heavens,
801
00:36:51,766 --> 00:36:54,866
in no uncertain terms,
that we love each other.
802
00:36:55,393 --> 00:36:58,741
That we do not require
recognition from the state
803
00:36:58,766 --> 00:37:01,703
to love each other with all our hearts,
804
00:37:01,728 --> 00:37:03,730
for the rest of our lives.
805
00:37:05,622 --> 00:37:08,458
I want the world to know
how much I love you, Peter.
806
00:37:08,490 --> 00:37:11,193
I want everyone to know that I vow,
807
00:37:11,218 --> 00:37:13,322
without guilt or shame...
808
00:37:13,347 --> 00:37:16,600
BOTH: To love you, to hold you,
809
00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:20,678
to stand by your side
through good times and bad,
810
00:37:20,703 --> 00:37:22,913
until my last breath.
811
00:37:24,467 --> 00:37:26,991
I can't believe you remembered that.
812
00:37:31,045 --> 00:37:34,116
I'm so scared to lose you
that I'm pushing you away.
813
00:37:35,817 --> 00:37:38,108
That scared little kid,
he's still in there, huh?
814
00:37:42,323 --> 00:37:44,655
So are we still married, or what?
815
00:37:45,790 --> 00:37:47,819
We're still married.
816
00:37:49,787 --> 00:37:51,656
Oh, I missed you.
817
00:37:56,664 --> 00:37:59,434
At least you got out there.
818
00:37:59,459 --> 00:38:01,827
I haven't had a date since your dad.
819
00:38:01,852 --> 00:38:03,460
It's pathetic.
820
00:38:03,596 --> 00:38:05,311
Why not?
821
00:38:05,576 --> 00:38:10,246
I just couldn't imagine making
myself vulnerable again.
822
00:38:10,287 --> 00:38:13,524
I mean, I may look tough, but I'm not.
823
00:38:13,604 --> 00:38:15,139
I'm lonely.
824
00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:18,038
You should date.
825
00:38:18,149 --> 00:38:19,686
Who?
826
00:38:20,048 --> 00:38:21,077
I don't know.
827
00:38:21,102 --> 00:38:23,014
What about the guy from the wine store?
828
00:38:23,039 --> 00:38:24,538
He's always flirting with you.
829
00:38:24,563 --> 00:38:27,171
Oh, no, he's just trying
to upsell me on the wine.
830
00:38:27,236 --> 00:38:29,561
No, I think he's flirting.
831
00:38:29,586 --> 00:38:32,077
Yeah? Maybe.
832
00:38:34,715 --> 00:38:36,928
Sorry about your cop.
833
00:38:38,927 --> 00:38:40,842
I really liked him.
834
00:38:41,132 --> 00:38:44,147
I know, but you're gonna be okay.
835
00:38:45,249 --> 00:38:46,951
You know how I know?
836
00:38:46,976 --> 00:38:48,475
How?
837
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,452
Because I'm your mother.
838
00:38:52,266 --> 00:38:54,210
You're my mother.
839
00:38:54,544 --> 00:38:56,624
I'm gonna miss you.
840
00:38:56,649 --> 00:38:58,077
I don't have to go.
841
00:38:58,102 --> 00:38:59,546
Yes, you do.
842
00:39:00,564 --> 00:39:02,475
So that I can miss you.
843
00:39:03,576 --> 00:39:05,139
Okay.
844
00:39:05,539 --> 00:39:07,507
But I will be back.
845
00:39:07,532 --> 00:39:09,116
Counting on it.
846
00:39:25,828 --> 00:39:27,311
It's Scott's birthday.
847
00:39:27,336 --> 00:39:29,100
And he knew this day
would be hard for you,
848
00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:30,936
so he brought you guys something.
849
00:39:30,961 --> 00:39:32,132
So before he died,
850
00:39:32,157 --> 00:39:34,085
he got us a present for his birthday?
851
00:39:34,110 --> 00:39:38,225
And we have no idea what's in there.
852
00:39:39,131 --> 00:39:41,069
I'm scared.
853
00:39:41,094 --> 00:39:42,496
Well, he said you'd like it.
854
00:39:42,521 --> 00:39:45,413
You'd all like it,
and he was pretty sure
855
00:39:45,438 --> 00:39:46,716
that it would become a new tradition.
856
00:39:46,740 --> 00:39:48,499
All right.
857
00:39:48,556 --> 00:39:50,192
Yikes.
858
00:39:52,134 --> 00:39:54,116
"Hi, guys. I got you something
859
00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:56,561
"so you wouldn't be too sad today.
860
00:39:56,904 --> 00:39:58,850
"Have a happy birthday for me.
861
00:39:59,241 --> 00:40:00,810
"Don't cry. Is your mom crying?
862
00:40:00,835 --> 00:40:03,116
Tell her to stop. Love, Dad."
863
00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:05,780
Stop crying, Mom.
864
00:40:05,805 --> 00:40:07,436
Okay.
865
00:40:11,081 --> 00:40:13,132
Oh.
866
00:40:14,008 --> 00:40:15,943
Oh, you guys are toast!
867
00:40:16,491 --> 00:40:17,770
You're toast!
868
00:40:17,795 --> 00:40:19,108
- You're on!
- Let's go!
869
00:40:20,688 --> 00:40:23,530
You are going down, sir.
870
00:40:24,814 --> 00:40:26,046
What?
871
00:40:26,367 --> 00:40:28,499
What is going on? Are you serious?
872
00:40:28,524 --> 00:40:31,569
One, two, three.
873
00:40:31,594 --> 00:40:34,428
What do you do when the
tradition keeper is gone?
874
00:40:34,806 --> 00:40:36,775
You keep the old traditions,
875
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,608
and you start new ones of your own.
876
00:40:39,723 --> 00:40:43,811
You move on without leaving him behind.
877
00:40:44,538 --> 00:40:46,546
A heart can do two things.
878
00:40:46,790 --> 00:40:50,095
It can be sad and happy,
at the same time.
879
00:40:50,408 --> 00:40:53,694
It can hold grief and hope.
880
00:40:54,161 --> 00:40:57,532
The heart is strong.
881
00:41:08,302 --> 00:41:09,642
- Charlotte?
- Charlotte!
882
00:41:09,667 --> 00:41:11,721
- Char!
- Honey? Charlotte.
883
00:41:12,823 --> 00:41:14,002
Char?
884
00:41:14,027 --> 00:41:16,010
- She just fell.
- Come on, sweet girl.
885
00:41:16,035 --> 00:41:17,752
Okay, okay.
886
00:41:17,777 --> 00:41:19,236
All right, sweet girl.
887
00:41:22,243 --> 00:41:23,502
Larry, call 9-1-1.
888
00:41:23,527 --> 00:41:25,799
Ollie, I need you over here.
Anthony, get the kids inside.
889
00:41:25,823 --> 00:41:27,783
I don't have a pulse.
I'm gonna start CPR.
890
00:41:27,808 --> 00:41:29,550
- One, two, three...
- Theo! Come on, inside.
891
00:41:29,574 --> 00:41:33,656
Four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine, ten,
892
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:36,492
eleven, twelve, thirteen,
fourteen, fiveteen,
893
00:41:36,517 --> 00:41:39,359
sixteen, seventeen, eighteen,
nineteen, twenty.
894
00:41:39,384 --> 00:41:41,420
One, two...
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