All language subtitles for Broke s01e09 Barrys Back.eng

So, I've got a plus one to
an exclusive art show tonight.

You want to come?

I am confused.

You hate art.

I do.

But this is at Sammy's school.

I mean, you'll have to be arounda bunch of delusional parents

who think their kidsare brilliant artists,

when, obviously, my kid isthe only brilliant artist.

Yes, Sammy's painting of
a cow on a boat was inspired.

A cow? I thought that wasa spotted dog.

That is what makes it great art.

Please come.

I don't like goingto these things alone.

Or you could look at it
as an opportunity

to meet some of
the other parents,

maybe make some new friends.

Why the hell wouldI want to do that?

I'm sorry. Ever since
I started dating Luke,

I've been seeing life through
rose-colored glasses.

Perhaps that's because
he bought me

the most adorable
rose-colored glasses.

Ugh.

People in happy relationshipsalways think...

I bet if I found
someone for you,

you'd feel different.

That. They think that.

I'm not interested.

You sure?

What about
Brawny paper towel guy?

He looks like he could be
a fun, quicker picker-upper.

Hard pass.

I don't trustguys with beards.

I have a beard.

If we were dating, you wouldn't.

How about the cute guy
laughing on the phone?

He looks fun.

Luis, that phone'sbeen broken for five years.

Dude is talking to himself.

Okay, here is your dream guy.

Good-looking,

good swagger,

questionable hygiene.

Hello there.I'd like to buy you a drink.

Or better yet,I'd like you to buy me a drink.

What the hell, Barry?

Wait, Barry?

As in your ex-husband Barry?

Why didn't you tell me
you were in town?

Well, come on,
if I gave you a heads-up,

I'd miss all your hand yelling.

That is so Jackie.

[mock yelling]

Not funny.

Not funny at all.

♪

To what do we owe
this unpleasant surprise?

Well...

my group,

the number one Van Halen coverband in Carson City, Nevada...

You've always been
number two in my book.

Nice.

Hey, say what you will,but it is still rock and roll.

We are taking a break, though,

so that our drummercan get his real estate license.

Have you heard my music yet?

It's not that bad.

That's a quote from the
best review he's ever gotten.

She remembered.

[chuckles softly]Ah!

That's a laugh.I'm on the board!

It would really mean a lot to meif you'd listen to this.

Thank you.Mm-hmm.

That'll be $15.

[laughs] I'm joking.You're a friend.

Ten dollars.

You can take that out of
the child support you owe me.

Ugh.

It's impossible to find a
birthday gift for mi papá

because I have given him so manyfabulous things in the past.

I know.

Remember last year,

you flew in Shakirato sing him "Happy Birthday"

in Marilyn Monroe'soriginal dress.
Oh.

Yes. He liked it.

But mi mamáwasn't
a fan of that gift.

Little heads-up,
Jackie's in a mood.

Barry's back.

Ooh...
Oh...

If you don't mind
me saying, Jackie,

you don't seem particularly fondof the man you had a child with.

What did you ever see in him?

You know what it's like inthe beginning of a relationship.

There's all of this heat,and all you see is what's good.

I just wish I couldgo back in time and say,

"Don't rush into things,get to know each other better."

Wait.

Are you saying Luke and I
are rushing into things?

I wasn't talking about you.

I'm sure you guys are fine.

Are we?

You know, there was a time

when Barry was
the coolest guy in Reseda.

He had charm for days,
always drove a bitchin' car,

and, at 16, rocked a mustacheso he could buy everybody beer.

Nice.

That's enough.

I don't want to hear any more
good things about Barry.

Of course.In fact,

don't even talk to him.
Especially you.

Why me?

No, I get it.

As soon as you give Barry
the benefit of the doubt,

he'll worm his way in,
and the next thing you know,

you're up late
laughing and singing

and feeling good
about everything.

Oh, yes,
he sounds like a monster.

The worst thing is that the bandis always his biggest priority.

He never puts Sammy first.
And that I can't forgive.

What are you looking for?

Ah. This.

The last time he was late
with child support,

I had a lawyer guy draw up
this paper for Barry to sign.

It gives me sole custody.

Oh, wow.

Isn't that a bit extreme?No.

There's always paperworkthat both parents have to sign.

Doctor stuff and school stuff.

And he's never around to do it.

Sammy missed
an overnight field trip

because I couldn't get
Barry's signature in time.

I think sole custody
is a great idea.

Remember our dear
friend Jeanette,

who had that really
complicated divorce?Mm-hmm.

The best thing she ever did
was demand full legal custody.

Over their ski chalet.

Same idea.

Barry can come over,
visit the chalet--

in this case, Sammy...Mm.

...and if the chalet
needs a tetanus shot,

you won't need his permission.

The trick is getting
Barry to sign that paper.

Ugh.

I'm gonna have to be nice.

Or, since Barry thinks
he's a rock star,

you could put it on your boob
and hand him a Sharpie.

[laughs]

That might be better.

[knocking "Shave and a Haircut"]

[vocalizes "Two bits"]

[chuckles]

Javier?

Barry?

Oh... bring it in here,
almost-brother-in-law.

I can't believe we've never met.

Geez, you smell better
than any man I've ever met.

Oh. Well, I just took
my bubble bath.

Uh-oh, is that Lizzie, or did
she have a teenage daughter?

Barry, please.
No one thinks I'm old enough

to have a teenage daughter.

[chuckles softly]

Would love to chat,

but I have to go to work and
my rideshare driver's here.

Yeah, you can make out with himif you want, I'm okay with it.

[laughing]:I'm her rideshare driver.

[laughing]

That's why it's funnyand, and not sad.

Very nice meeting you, Barry.

I mean...

we've met and now that's done.

So, Bar.

Really glad you're here.

And I, uh, got something I wantto talk to you about. I...

Ooh, me first, me first.

The band just got a big break.

We are booked
to headline a casino.

[laughs]

In Reno.

And that rhymes.

I like to write these down.
One second.

This could be a lyric.

♪ Reno

♪ Casino

♪ She's-a lookin' at me...

♪ Mean-o.

Let that marinate.

[sighs]

So, back to my thing.

This gig is on Thursday,

so I was really hoping
that Sammy could make it.

Thursday's a school night.

Still?

Sammy can't justpick up and go somewhere

whenever it suits you.

No, this isn't about me.
This is about...

Daddy.

Sam-Man! Come here!

Oh, dude, I missed you!

[laughing]:
Oh.

Isn't this a cool surprise?

The best.Listen, I know
it's not much,

but you know that
guitar riff you sent me?

I had the band jam with it
and put it on this flash drive.

And did I add a little vocal?
♪ I think I did!

This is awesome![chuckles]

You're awesome, buddy.

Hey, Daddy, there's an art showat school tonight.

Can you come?

I would love to.

If your mom's
chill with it.

Oh.

You bet.

Nobody is chiller...

♪ Than me...!

Hey, bro.

Barry?

It says here
I'm picking up a Vivian.

That's 'cause
Vivian's my real name.

Yeah, people just call me Barry.

[scoffs]

I've been in Reseda
long enough to know

that you're messing with me.[chuckles]

Yeah, Vivian's my moms.She lets me use her account.

Ah.Or she would,if she knew I was doing it.

So, I'm guessing
you didn't request me

because my driver rating
is 4.7 stars.

Should be five,
but you drop one person off

at the wrong airport
and, blah...

No, actually, uh,I requested you because

you're a guy with a big heart.Hmm.

I want to have a betterrelationship with Sammy.

And now I havethis gig in Reno,

and it would mean
the world to me

if Sammy could see me up there
doing what I do best.

I want him to see me
as a success.

Well, Sammy doesn't care
about that.

He just wants you to be his dad.

But I want him
to be proud of me.

Can you just talk to Jackie?

'Cause she said he can't come.
Something about school.

I-I shouldn't be
talking to you.

And I'm only saying
that because

Jackie specifically told me
not to talk to you.

Please?

I-I know I haven't always beenperfect, but I can do better.

I want to.

For Sammy.

[exhales]

Okay, I'll consider it.

Now, put your seat belt on,
Vivan.

A votre santé, Bijou.

So, we've been drinking
for 15 minutes

and you still haven't
mentioned Luke.I know.

Jackie got into my head
about us moving too quickly,

so I stopped texting him.But when he stopped texting me,

I started spiraling,
so I gave in

and sent him a text expressing
all the things I am feeling.

"Soup?"

What?

No!

I meant to write "Sup?"

You know,
something fun and cute.

Like me.

To let him know that

I want our relationshipto stand the test of time.

I'm sure he got all of that
from "soup."

Oh, well, good,
you're both here.

Okay, I have an idea that will
help Barry and Jackie...

Oh, it's a bad idea.No, don't do it.

You haven't heard my idea.

You're right. I apologize.

Me, too. Please proceed.

Well, thank you.
So, I was talking to Barry...

Are you nuts?!You were what?!

Jackie and Barry have
a lot of history.

Trust me, you do not want
to get involved.

I've got 15 minutes
to finish this sandwich,

change clothes
for Sammy's art show,

and figure out a way to convinceBarry to give me sole custody.

Okay, well, if you're
asking for my opinion...

Go ahead. Just make it fast.

This thing's loaded with onions,

so I'm also gonna have to squirtsome toothpaste up in here.

Jackie, I think you should let
Sammy go see Barry's show.

That would make it more likelyfor him to give me sole custody.

How do you know
about Barry's show?

Oh, uh, yeah, I-I know
I-I wasn't supposed to,

but, uh, well,
Barry talked to me about it.

You talked to Barry
behind my back?

I mean, he just wants
Sammy to be proud of him,

which I can understand.

I don't care
what you understand.

I told you not to talk to Barry,so back off.

Jackie, I know you're mad.

I'll take care of Javi.Just focus on Barry and custody.

[exhales]
Okay, fine.

And maybe consider two squirts
of toothpaste up in there.

Is this kid flipping the...?No.

He's saying, "I'm number one."

I'm just going by what he said.

Now, this is kind of awkward,

but you signed up
to bring a dessert.

Oh, right. I forgot...

That Iwas bringing dessert.

There you go.

Dessert, and, uh...

dessert.

More dessert there.

[muttering]

Dessert. Oops.

That gummy's not for kids.[chuckles]

[mouths, chuckles]

Thanks for the save.

No prob, Jax. Thank you.

So, I've thought about it,

and I'm considering taking
Sammy to see you play.

Really? Wait, you'd go, too?

Oh, that's awesome.

I just, I want
something in return.

Remember I told you
there was a thing

that I wanted to
talk to you about?

I'll pretend I did. Sure.

I'd like sole custody of Sammy.

Oh. Wow. Um...

I promise nothing will change.

You can still see Sammy
whenever you're in town.

It's just so we won't keep
fighting about signing things,

like doctor stuff
and school stuff.

Yeah, uh, well,not fighting sounds good.

Nothing else would change?

Nothing. Whenever
you're in town,

you can see Sammy
as much as you want.

Mom, Dad, it's so cool
you're both here.

Aw.

It really kinda is.

So, everyone,
those were the self-portraits.

Next, I asked each student to
paint a picture of their hero.

I think you'll be impressed
by what they did. I know I am.

Uh, this is Nico's,
who couldn't be here tonight.

How did I not see this?

Hey, guys, see mine.

Good job, buddy.

You okay?

Yeah.

I'm just angry at myself.
I overstepped.

But I was just trying to help.

I know, but it's not
your place to comment

on Jackie's relationship.

Or her ponytail.

I never said anything
about Jackie's ponytail.

But don't you want to?

I just hate
that your sister

is angry at me again.

Probably because I didn't
listen to her again.

I'll apologize.

That is one thing
I love about you.Hmm?

You always do the right thingafter you do the wrong thing.

So, why did you get involved?

Well, I wanted to fix Barry
and Sammy's relationship.

It felt personal.

I know what it's like
growing up,

not having your father around.

But your father was there.

Oh, not really.
He was always working,

traveling on business, buying
castles, racing hovercrafts.

Yeah. But when he washome,

my world got a little brighter.

And I think Sammy's does, too.

And I don't want him
to lose that.

You ever tell your fatherwhat it meant to you

when he was around?

Not enough.

You know, maybe
for mi papá'sbirthday,

instead of the Cheesecake
Factory gift card,

I could write
him a letter

about our relationship
and how I would like

to make things better.

I think that would
mean a lot to him.

Really? Even though
I can't afford

to hire a proper calligrapher?

Even without
a proper calligrapher.Hmm.

I really miss him, you know?

Your father
or your calligrapher?

Both, honestly.

[both grunting]

All right, Sammy,

go get ready for bed.
I'll be up soon.

Good night, rock star.Good night, Daddy.

See you tomorrow.

Uh, look,

I know seeing that painting
was kind of tough,

but if it makes you
feel any better,

he didn't paint me either.
[laughs softly]

Yeah.

Actually got me thinking. Um...

I don't think I want Sammy

spending so much time
with Javier.

[chuckles]
What?

I mean, the guy's not his dad,and he's drawing pictures of him

and calling him his hero and...

I don't know.
It's just not cool.

Seriously?

Yeah.

Right.

You know what else is not cool?

That Sammy can't rely on you.

What?You heard me.

Javi is his hero
because Javi is there for him.

I'm in a band.

Of course.

It's always the band firstand everyone else later.

[stammers] The schedule's
unpredictable. You know that.

So is being a rideshare driver.

But Javi still calls
to say good night to Sammy,

even if he's on the road.

Sometimes with a customer
in the car,

which is kind of weird
and kind of sweet.

So, Sammy loves Javifor the same reason

that we all love Javi--
because he cares and he is fun

and he is here and you are not.

That's why I wantsole custody.

You're not a co-parent,
and I am tired

of pretending like you are.

[exhales]:
Uh...

[door closes]

[sighs]

Hi.

How much of that did you hear?

Not much.

Good. Night.

Oh, one quick thing.

You love me?

You're my brother-in-law.
I have to love you.

No, you don't.

May I please have a hug?

If you must.

I must.

Okay.

Okay.

Still no text from Luke?Not yet.

But it's probably best
I don't think about it.

You okay?

[exhales]
Not really.

I was trying to play it
all nice with Barry

so he'd go for the sole custodything, and I wrecked it.

Yes, I heard.

Then you droppedthe L-bomb on Javier.

He was quite touched.

It is all over his Insta Story.

I don't know
what to do about Barry.

I'm mad if he shows up,
I'm mad if he doesn't show up.

What do you think
that's all about?

Honestly?

I think that the anger helps me.

With what?

The guy's my kryptonite, Luis.

I mean, if I
don't focus

on the anger, I'm afraid
I'm gonna get sucked back

into remembering
all the good stuff.

I don't have to
worry about it

right now.

'Cause every time I yell
at Barry, he skips town

and leaves me with the fun job

of having to explain
all this to Sammy.

Hey. You are not alone.

You've got me, you...[phone vibrating]

[exclaims] Well, it seems
you have a handle on this.

Luke wrote you back?

He wrote back.

He felt he was coming on
too strong,

and he's... here.

[knocking on door]

[mouths]

Sup?

I'm so sorry.I-- You were playing it cool,

so I thought I neededto be cool,

but I can't be cool around you

'cause I can't stopthinking about you.

And I knew you weregetting off of work,

so I came here with, like,six different kinds of soup.

And one chowder.They're in the car.

JACKIE:
Um...

Why soup?

[whispers]:
It's a long story.

I'm really happy
that you're here.

So you don't think it's weirdthat I got all crazy?

Hey, every relationship needsone crazy guy and one calm guy.

All right,calm guy, let's go.

Luis.

Save me the chowder.

A moose?

Clearly that is a spotted dog.

I'm cutting you off.

How do people not see our kid
is a brilliant artist?

What are you doing here?

I thought I scared you
out of Reseda.

Well, I kept thinking about
what you said last night.

And you're right.

I haven't been there for Sammy.

Wow.

That's big of you to admit that.

I appreciate it.

It's the truth.
You've been raising him

all by yourself out here, and
I know how hard that must be.

So I'm gonna do the right thing.

Wha...

You're gonna give me
sole custody?

Better. I'm moving back here.
[chuckles]

I quit the band. I took a job
at my cousin's auto shop.

Sammy means the world to me.I want to be here for him.

So from now on,
we're in this together.

And we're gonna co-parent
the crap out of our kid.

High five.
[laughs]

Huh? No?

[mutters]

That'll do.

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