Original subtitles

(POLICE SIREN WAILS)

KIRT: You guys got booked!

HONEYBEAR: You threw a skateboard through a window.

So would you rather have it be that I did get arrested?

-Yes! -Yes!

♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

How much do I owe you?

You bailed me out.

Oh! Totally forgot.

I'm on this date right now, with this girl, Ash.

I'm trying not to screw it up.

You're not screwing it up.

Where'd I leave my pens?

Your weed pens?

You got 48 hours. After that, I can't protect you anymore.

I come bearing gifts.

Frankly, mushrooms isn't gonna fix this.

Fine, it's like that then.

JANAY: Yo, you need to watch your mouth!

Your boy needs to watch his hands.

JANAY: I'll meet her, wherever she wants,

I wanna hear her out.

YVETTE: I ended up crashing at the party.

Donald had his hand in my pants.

JANAY: She's telling the truth.

How can you be sure?

He did the same thing to me.

♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪

[bright tone]

[spacey music]

♪ ♪

[bird hoots]

- Can I help you?

♪ ♪

- [echoing] You're welcome.

♪ ♪

[rats squeaking]

♪ ♪

Perstephanie?

[rat squeaking]

♪ ♪

- [sighs] I didn't say anything

because we had just started dating,

and I didn't want him to think

that I didn't like him or that I wasn't down.

So, like-- - Yeah.

I feel that.

- And...

as much as I love the dude, I...

I can't stop thinking that--I don't know.

If I had just known more before, like...

this wouldn't have happened to Yvette.

- No, Janay.

You can't blame yourself for that.

Look at me.

You can't blame yourself for this.

It's not your fault.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Maybe you could say something to him now.

♪ ♪

- Yeah, you're right. I should talk to him.

♪ ♪

[laughter]

[indistinct chatter]

♪ ♪

- Ah!

♪ ♪

- Yo, I have this crazy clip of my homey

just eating shit on that spot.

- Doing what? - Like, he--he, like, landed.

He landed the ollie and then did a powerslide--

bink--just straight on his face.

- Oh, my G-- - Hey!

- Hey. - Yo!

How's it going?

Caught some clips, Honeybear?

- Yeah, I was just talking to Janay about that.

- [grunts]

- Where's Kirt?

- In a time-out.

- What is she, like, five? - Basically.

- Indigo. - Hmm?

- Thank you for bailing me out, and I'll pay you back.

- [softly] Okay.

- What's up, jailbirds? - Bambi! What's good?

- You been good?

- Yeah, you know, we had a time in there,

but whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

- Yo, my boy once offered to suck a guard's dick

to use the bathroom solo.

- Come on, why you bringing that up right now?

- What the fuck? - Yo, I'm serious.

- Yo, what's up with you not posting Camille's bail?

- Oh, no. It's okay.

It's totally fine.

- Oh. [clicks tongue]

So sorry. [scoffs]

You should have offered to suck the guard's dick

to get her out, right?

[laughter]

- Yeah. Yeah.

- Yo, that's OD.

- You ladies got jokes. Okay.

Hey, we're going to Blue Park, Camille.

You coming?

- Aw, come on, baby, we're just playing.

- Yo, I know. It's all right.

It's all good. You coming with?

- Yeah, after I finish my drink, I'll be there.

- All right.

- Catch y'all later.

All right, peace out, Camille.

[folk rock music]

- Anyways, um... - Fuck.

I think I have to go too.

- What?

We literally just got here. What are you talking about?

Where are you going?

- I have a job.

- What job?

- The Tovah lady's modeling job.

- You took the job? No.

- I didn't want to. - [laughing] No.

- But I have debt. - Oh, my gosh.

[laughs] - What are you doing there?

Like, what kind of modeling is it?

- I have no clue.

[indistinct chatter]

- Oh! Oh! [laughter]

[indistinct chatter]

- Hey.

You guys going to The Dome later?

- Nah.

- Oh.

Well, are you hungry?

I've been craving pierogis all day.

- That was sick! - Hey, my man, what's up?

- I'm not really in a pierogi mood.

- Oh. Okay.

[lighter clicks]

Well, can I bum one?

- I'm all out. Sorry.

[indistinct chatter]

- Uh...

Are--are you, like, mad at me?

- Ready? Ready? - Here I go.

- Why would I be mad at you?

[indistinct chatter]

[birds chirping]

[dog barking distantly]

- I can't feel bad about this. - Ay, yo, Pink Kirt.

Let's go say "what's up." - We saying "what up"?

- Oh, shit. Okay.

- What's up, Kirt?

- Heard you were in a time-out.

- What the fuck? - Yo, is that a gerbil?

You gonna put that up your butt?

- What? No, it's a rat.

- [laughs] You're wildin'.

- Her name is Perstephanie,

and even though we just met, we go way back.

- Wow.

Yeah, I know exactly what you mean, Kirt.

- This girl, she's there for me when nobody else is.

- Yo, I wanna be on your level, bro.

- Facts, me too. - It's crazy.

- You do? - Yes.

- Okay.

- Okay?

- You're Honeybear.

You're Janay, and you're Indigo.

- Hey. Indigo child.

- Yeah, don't get too excited.

We all indigos in a way, sometime.

- You saved the day with this one.

- Okay.

- No, but these taste real foul.

- Ugh.

- Yo, how long they even take to kick in?

[rat squeaks] - 30, 45?

- Uh... - Some shit like that.

- I don't know because I don't understand time right now.

- Where did you get that rat from, though?

- Time is an illusion.

- Yeah, where'd you find the rat?

- She found me.

[upbeat hip-hop music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

♪ ♪

- [gasps]

Oh, my gosh.

- What's wrong?

- Your happy trail. It's not happy.

It's ecstatic.

Hair, makeup.

- Right here!

- Do either of you have a degree in forestry?

You see this?

I love environmentalism, but not on my set.

That bush has to go.

- [laughs]

- You have to anticipate.

- [laughs softly]

- Like, I can feel when you do it.

I can feel...your hands move.

[both laugh]

- I don't like this game.

- So did you grow up vegetarian?

- No, I'm doing a challenge for the year

by being vegetarian.

- That's it? It's just a year?

- Yeah. - And then you're just

gonna go back?

- Yeah.

- Do you do challenges? Like, is that your thing?

- Yeah.

- What's the next one?

- No Instagram. - Oh, my God.

[Otha's "One of the Girls"]

I gotta do that. I'm too addicted.

[laughs]

Come up here with me.

- I like the floor. It's good for my spine.

- ♪ Made me feel like I was special ♪

♪ Feel like a princess, so very cool ♪

♪ The first time you were talking to me ♪

♪ You made me feel like I was special ♪

- Hey.

- Hey.

- ♪ We don't have time for that ♪

- So what part of your spine hurts?

- ♪ For boys like him ♪

♪ We don't have time for that, we don't have time for that ♪

♪ We don't have time for boys ♪

- Are you wearing strawberry ChapStick?

- ♪ We don't have time for that ♪

♪ We don't have time for that ♪

♪ We don't have time for boys like him ♪

♪ We don't have time for that ♪

♪ We don't have time for that ♪

♪ We don't have time for boys like him ♪

- It's raspberry.

- ♪ We're just some of the other girls ♪

♪ We're just some of the other boys ♪

♪ We're just some of the other girls ♪

♪ We're just some of the other boys ♪

♪ We're just some of the other girls ♪

♪ We're just some of the other boys ♪

♪ We're just some of the other girls ♪

♪ We're just... ♪

[dramatic music]

- You lied to me.

- I told you about the comments, Janay.

- I'm not talking about the comments.

That's not what I'm talking about.

I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about Yvette.

You lied to me.

♪ ♪

- Yeah, right.

Yeah, Yvette.

[inhales sharply]

I should've figured, man.

- I know that she's telling the truth.

- Oh, word?

You know that she's telling the truth?

- Yes, I do. - How? How?

- Because the exact same thing happened to me

when we were together.

- Wow.

Whoa.

You're tripping, Janay.

You're literally on acid, man.

- I know that she's telling the truth

because back when we were dating,

I fell asleep and woke up with your hands down my pants.

- I literally have no idea what you're talking about.

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

You know, I didn't process this for a long time,

and I think it was because I was so mad at her

for bringing up my shit too.

- You literally just said it, though, Janay.

We were dating.

We were together, were we not?

Do you not let dudes you're dating cop a feel?

Yes, you do.

Okay, so I'm not perfect, Janay,

but I'm not some evil rapist dude.

I'm not.

And honestly, you never said anything at the time,

neither did she, okay?

And if either of you had said anything,

then I would have cut it out.

- But how do you say something when you're asleep?

How?

- I just think it's crazy that after all these years,

after fucking doing this terrible thing to you,

that Yvette Torrio, out of all people,

gets inside your ear,

and now, all of a sudden, I'm some monster.

- That's not what I'm saying. - Then what are you saying?

- That's not what I'm saying. - That is what you're saying!

What are you saying, then?

I know you, Janay.

You're a strong-ass woman, okay?

You would never let anybody--me or anybody--

do some shit to you that you wouldn't want them to do.

Am I right? - [sighs]

Yeah. - Okay.

So you have to see what she's doing right now.

She's trying to get inside your head,

and obviously, it's fucking working.

I don't know why she's doing it.

Maybe she's fucking jealous or something.

I don't know. But she's crazy.

She's fucking nuts!

And now she's got you thinking you're crazy.

Are you crazy? Are you crazy?

[softly] No, I'm not. No, I'm not.

- 'Cause you acting crazy.

♪ ♪

- I was just-- I was just so young.

- I was young too!

[exhales sharply]

I was young too, man...

but I would never-- I would never do anything

to hurt you, Janay, ever.

You are my best friend.

- Yeah, you're mine too.

[laughter, indistinct chatter]

- No, she shouldn't be out here past her prime.

That's some saggy shit.

- Let her live, bro. She's feeling herself.

[lighter clicking]

You're, like, sending her bad vibes with your words.

And also, I know you love

your sisters and your aunties

and your grand-mamas.

They all females.

- Yeah. - Right?

- That's true. - Mm-hmm.

- And Perstephanie's a female too.

You love her, don't you?

- I fucking love her. - Yes, sir.

- Okay, then.

Yo, if you wanna love the vagina,

you best love the heart too.

You don't gotta be regulating on that lady over there.

[psychedelic music]

Yo, we love you!

- Yeah, we love you!

- We love you! - Yo, I love you!

Yo, I think I really love her.

♪ ♪

I think I really do.

- She love you too, bro.

♪ ♪

Love you too.

♪ ♪

- Hey, can we get more ghetto?

[indistinct chatter]

♪ ♪

- You see that this shit is fucked up, right?

- They have a concept, I guess.

- But this is cultural appropriation.

They're putting mad black and Latin looks

on white girls.

- For two grand a day, they can cornrow my bush.

- Bring me the black girl...

the one with the tummy fur.

♪ ♪

[indistinct chatter]

♪ ♪

- Hey!

Hey. Can I talk to you for a second?

- I'm about to leave. What's up?

- Dude, why are you mad at me?

- I'm not mad at you. Jesus.

I just told you that.

- But--then why are you being weird and, like--

- How am I being weird? - I don't know.

You're just acting different, and I just wanna make sure

that we're good and that we're, like...

- I said "We're good," so we're good.

Why do you keep trying to make this a thing?

See, I know this would happen.

Chicks always start bugging over nothing.

- What?

I'm not--I'm just asking you if I did anything wrong.

I'm... - Oh, you're gonna cry?

[scoffs] - No.

- Dude, I seriously can't handle

the tears right now.

- Why are you being so mean? Stop being so mean.

I'm not-- - Why am I being mean?

- Yeah! I didn't do anything to you.

I'm just trying to figure out what I did wrong.

I didn't do anything.

What?

- This is just some, like, third grade shit.

I...

I'm over this right now. I'm out.

- So thanks for walking me here.

You didn't have to do that.

- I know. I wanted to.

[indistinct chatter]

- Oh, shit.

- What? Who are we hiding from?

- My dad.

- Why don't we just say "Hey"?

It's just your dad. - No, no, no, no, no, no.

Let's just go. Let's just go.

- What? - Let's just go.

- Are you serious? - Yeah.

[car horn honks]

- So I guess you're not out yet?

- There's no "in" and "out." I don't do labels.

- Okay, I'm just trying to understand.

Is your dad conservative or something?

- No, it's just--it's how I am. - What does that mean?

I mean, you literally just grabbed me

and pulled me behind some pole.

- Look, I don't need to explain myself.

Just because we hooked up

doesn't mean I need to "process."

- Okay, that's mean.

Look, I know that this is not a comfortable conversation.

We can just stop.

- Yeah, yeah, we can stop right now.

Like, I'm done.

I don't wanna do this anymore.

I gotta go.

- Honeybear. Are you serious?

[Ruby Haunt's "Strangers"]

Just like that?

Yo!

♪ ♪

- ♪ Digging deeper for a way out ♪

♪ ♪

- [sniffles]

- ♪ Nightfall comes but we're not done ♪

[indistinct chatter]

♪ Falling further ♪

- Let me guess.

Bambi shit, right?

♪ ♪

- [sighs] - What happened?

- Nothing. Literally, nothing.

He won't tell me what I did wrong.

I don't know why he's mad or--

- Dude, it's Bambi we're talking about.

He's a fucking dick.

- Isn't he your good friend?

- [scoffs softly]

He's my boy, but that doesn't mean

he's not a fucking dick.

Look, I don't know if this is gonna

make you feel any better or worse.

I'ma be honest.

He's been doing this shit forever.

♪ ♪

And I understand how you feel, Camille.

Honestly.

When he shines that light on you,

it feels so fucking good.

When he takes it from you, that shit is ice-fucking-cold.

♪ ♪

You'll be all right.

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Sleeping through another season ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Troubled by what falls away ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Symbols pass for no good reason ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Hidden world that I can tame ♪

♪ ♪

♪ We are strangers to ourselves ♪

♪ ♪

♪ We are strangers to ourselves ♪

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

- All right, bitches, give it to me ghetto.

Now. Roberto, shoot.

[gasps] All right, lean into it.

Hood, hood. Nasty.

Right now, you're middle class. Give me low class.

Yes, no privileges. Head Wrap, give more.

Give more. I want you to bleed through.

Now give me ghetto, ladies!

I want to see ghetto, ladies.

Ghet-to, okurr? [claps hands]

Give me food stamps, WIC vouchers,

baby daddy, church lady, bouffant wig,

Cardi B, tongue pop, Nene Leakes.

Plonk, plonk. [clicks tongue]

Yes! - [laughs]

- Give me trap house.

Yes, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Out of the plantation. Escape to freedom.

Escape to freedom, but commercialized.

- Fuck this. - Oh, do it just like that.

That is what I want to see. This is perfect.

This is perfect. - Yeah!

- Okay, go get your purple drank, baby.

Do it-- - Yeah!

[indistinct chatter]

- Kenny Beats. - Sugar Trap.

- Ill. - Rule number one.

- ♪ Don't worry 'bout a bitch who never been in your place ♪

♪ Always move in silence, never question your fate ♪

- Rule number two! - ♪ Always check in ♪

♪ On your niggas, gotta make sure they straight ♪

♪ If I'm getting money, then you know we all got a plate ♪

♪ Since a baby in her tummy, Mama knew I was great ♪

♪ They can't play me like a dummy ♪

♪ They know what not to take ♪

♪ When the times was rough, I would look up and pray ♪

♪ Thank God I ain't have to smack a bitch today ♪

- Oh, my fucking God.

- ♪ Smack a bitch today ♪

♪ Thank God I ain't have to smack a bitch today ♪

Yeah!

[Rico Nasty's "Smack a Bitch"]

- Monday is blue,

Tuesday is green,

and Wednesday is orange.

- We don't play that.

- Janay always tries to say that it's purple,

but she's wrong.

- You're both wrong.

Isn't it char-queese?

- Chartreuse. - "Charq-queese."

- Chartreuse. - Which--which one

is chartreuse again?

♪ ♪

- Don't you guys hate it

when you first start crushing on somebody

and then all you wanna do is just fucking eat their face?

Like aggressively eat their face?

- Yo, I used to talk to this fine-ass boy

from fucking London, and he had that accent.

[laughter] And I don't know,

we were just laying in bed one day,

and I was looking at him, and I'm like,

"Damn, son, I just wanna fucking kill you right now."

[laughter]

'Cause I'm like, "how can somebody keep fucking

controlling me like this?"

And then I was like, "Damn, I couldn't kill him by myself.

He's too big." [laughter]

- Whaa! - Twah.

[laughter]

- You know what else is rad?

The number five.

- Yo, you fuckin' right.

- So what color is blue? - Low key.

- Yo, Kirt, what color is blue?

- Right? - Ahh.

- [laughs] I'm like, "What number is blue?"

- Yeah, color blue is blue.

- 22. - Oh! 22!

- Oh, she bust my head with that one.

- That's my life path, number 22.

- What the hell that mean? - Yo.

- Call it a vagina. - "Vagina" sounds worse!

- It's a medical term. It's proper.

- I'd rather say "pussy."

Or "my little thing." - No.

- Little miss thing? - Worse. Worse.

♪ ♪

- Who determines what is harassment

and what is not harassment?

Is it the courts? Is it you? Is it me?

- It's if I you feel harassed.

- Yeah. - 'Cause if you don't feel

harassed, then it's not a issue.

But if you start feeling harassment,

and you get uncomfortable and you get to that point

where, like, I don't want to be in this situation,

that's harassment, and you have to--

- And address it.

- I don't mind all catcalling.

- [laughs]

- Yeah, I agree. - Like, I don't know.

- I'm just not about to "me too" some rando

for, like, telling me my butt looks great.

♪ ♪

- Hey!

I'm out chere.

Feelin' like a tree.

- You blend in. - [laughs]

- My first kiss was a tree.

- You kissed a tree before?

- Yeah. - Damn.

- You never kissed a tree?

- [meows] - Please touch my belly.

- Biscuits.

- Making biscuits! - We gonna make biscuits, guys?

[all meowing] - They wanna make biscuits.

- Meow. Meow!

♪ ♪

Meow. - Yo, what you meowing for?

She's a rat, not a cat. - So--

- You're probably scaring her away.

- What the fuck am I supposed to do, then?

- She is scared! She's hiding!

- So what am I supposed to do? - Oh, my God!

Perstephanie! - Yo, I--

I think I found one of her feathers.

- Yo!

♪ ♪

- Yo, I'm too, uh, high for all this.

Yo, Kirt, maybe you didn't lose her.

♪ ♪

- What do you mean?

- Maybe she ran away.

Like you did. - Wow.

[indistinct chatter]

- Oh, my God.

I think I do get what you mean.

I lost my baby.

Pshh.

- But Perstephanie's just a rat, yo.

- And so am I.

- Facts. - You get it?

You get it?

- I get it, yeah. - I get it, yeah.

- You're a rat.

[light ambient music]

♪ ♪

- Right there, right there. - Put it up, man.

- Up. All right. - [grunts]

- Here we go. - Yeah.

- Game, baby.

Here we go.

♪ ♪

- We got your texts.

- Yeah, so, um,

I wanted to tell you guys that I'm the rat.

- What?

- Just listen.

I met someone,

thought we were friends,

hung out all day,

shared a few laughs,

and when I looked up,

she was gone.

She ran off, just like I did to you guys.

And, um, she was a rat that I bought.

- Okay. - Dude, are you high?

- Not that much anymore.

But what I'm trying to say is that I fucked up

and I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have ran off and started shit at The Dome.

And it's my fault you guys got arrested.

I know I need to be better,

and I know I need to relax.

And...I'm really sorry,

and I hope you can forgive me.

- Come here.

- And you know you have to apologize to Camille, right?

- Oh, shit.

You're right, I need to find that bitch.

Oh, my God.

[Nabihah Iqbal's "Zone 1 to 6000"]

♪ ♪

- ♪ We wander through each other's lives ♪

♪ Just like the rivers, constant flow ♪

♪ And signs of life in all our eyes ♪

♪ Keep this city on the go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ The sun will rise, the sun will set ♪

♪ Seven days, five and two ♪

♪ From this life into the next ♪

♪ We're all just trying to make it through ♪

♪ ♪

♪ We're all just trying to make it through ♪

♪ ♪

♪ In every class, in every school ♪

♪ At every desk where time's well spent ♪

♪ Waking up to break the rules ♪

♪ Waiting for the week to end ♪

♪ ♪

♪ The same old tale repeats itself ♪

♪ Nine to five, year on year ♪

♪ Thoughts and hopes left on the shelf ♪

♪ Escape on Friday ♪

♪ Get caught on Monday ♪

♪ Escape on Friday ♪

♪ Get caught on Monday ♪

♪ The sun will rise, the sun will set ♪

♪ Seven days, five and two ♪

♪ From this life into the next ♪

♪ We're all just trying to make it through ♪

♪ ♪

♪ We're all just trying to make it through ♪

♪ ♪

♪ How the crowds emerge at night ♪

♪ Transported through the... ♪

[bright tone]

I wanna stop fighting the patriarchy,

and just start helping the matriarchy.

Since when did you get all peaceful?

Since Yesterday.

♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

What's going on with you and Ash?

Can you just drop it?

-Gimme the keys. -My keys?

To the apartment.

I'm broken, Janay.

I need your help!

CAMILLE: I feel like you should host

another one of those girl sesh's.

I tried that one time, nobody came.

You're really gonna let that stop you from trying again?

(CHEERING)

Yo, stop stop!

We're having a girl sesh.

What, basic bitches might skate too, you don't know!

♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪