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Stay back!
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He should've said "heel."
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Slag it!
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- He's got a delicate touch, Dee Dee.
- Delicate like a moose, Dee Dee.
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I hate ripping this heavy junk.
Give me cash cards any day.
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Zip it, Bonk.
Plan is get in and get out fast.
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Huh?
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It's a school night, kids.
I'm gonna have to call your folks.
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Whoa!
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Bonk! Don't!
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Yeah, Bonk. Don't.
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Huh? Aah!
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Let's go! Dee Dee, open the door.
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On the double.
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Incoming!
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Bonk! You moron! Get back here!
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You got a death wish, Bats!
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And I thought I was just
being a good citizen.
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Got you, sis!
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Flagpole.
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What did you say?
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Flagpole.
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Come on!
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That ain't coming out of my allowance.
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Still got it.
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How did it go with the Jokerz?
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I broke up the robbery, but it was weird.
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Third time this month that gang
intercepted high-tech machinery.
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Jokerz don't use that stuff.
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They're probably fencing it.
Corporate espionage is big business.
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I'll sit tight until
I can get another shot at them.
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- Hey, lookie here.
- That's right, Tom.
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Today, billionaire Bruce Wayne
stunned the financial world...
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with plans to resume active
leadership of Wayne Enterprises.
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While most shareholders have
welcomed Wayne's return...
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support from key members of
the Wayne board has been lukewarm.
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Company operations manager
Jordan Pryce offered this comment:
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I join the rest of our
Wayne Enterprises family...
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in welcoming back our most valuable
senior resource, Bruce Wayne.
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I'm sure we'll all profit
from his years of experience.
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Still, the rigors of running
a vast, multinational conglomerate...
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would be stressful,
even for a young man.
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I hope he's up to the challenge.
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He's not bitter, much.
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Pryce was next in line
for the top spot.
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My return torpedoed any dreams
he had of succession.
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- You gonna keep him around?
- If he'll stay on my terms.
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I've worked long and hard to regain
control of my family's company.
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I won't hand it over again.
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Pryce can either get with that program
or start e-mailing his résumé.
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With the long hours
you'll put in at the office...
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does this mean
you'll have less time for...
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Who sleeps anymore?
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You okay?
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The Jokerz are going in
for splicing now.
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Crazy hyena-boy nearly bit me.
No way I could explain that to Dana.
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You're not going out now?
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The night is young and so am I.
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A good night's rest might be
more beneficial.
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Like you said, who sleeps anymore?
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Up and at them, Terry.
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You can doze on Bruce Wayne's time,
not mine.
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Sorry, Dane.
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- Great song, huh?
- Huh.
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Did you see the squid Blade's with?
P.U.!
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Ter, my head's on fire.
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You look good.
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McGinnis!
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Sorry, babe. Guess the day
was longer than I thought.
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Let's sit this one out.
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Coffee. And leave the pot.
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Batman showed up and we had to ditch.
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We were able to save this:
the console's memory board.
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I know it's not much, but...
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It's not much? It's nothing.
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Losers.
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All of you.
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A disgrace to the name Joker.
Why, in my day...
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In your day?!
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Ever since you came into this gang...
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it's been "your day" this
and "your day" that.
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Bonk.
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Your day is over, old man.
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Even if you are who you say you are.
And personally, I think you're a fake.
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Oh, brave new world...
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It has such putzes in it.
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He's got us running around ripping
a lot of geek junk, but no cash!
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He won't tell us what his plan is,
if he even has one.
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I want out!
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If you insist.
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Hey, man. Take it easy.
I was just kidding.
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- Aah!
- So was I.
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Oops. No, I wasn't.
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That's also how we did it in my day.
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You know, kids, a lot has changed
while your Uncle Joker's been away.
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New Gotham, new rules...
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even a new Batman.
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But now I'm tanned, I'm rested...
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and I'm ready to give
this old town a wedgie again!
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I have to know you're with me.
Will you say it for me one time?
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We're with you.
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Little louder.
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We're with you!
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- Dee Dee?
- We're with you!
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Boys?
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We're with you!
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Bonk?
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Oh, right.
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Dead.
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Dee Dee, be a lamb
and sweep out the trash.
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There's a good girls.
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Your renewed faith
puts a smile in my heart.
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What say we forget tonight's mishap
and start over?
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Great, boss.
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Ghoul, my boy, we're going to need
another systems scanner.
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Who's got one
they'd be willing to donate?
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Checking.
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What we're after is cutting-edge.
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These are the only other places
we'd find one.
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Nope. Uh-uh.
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No. Ah!
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What, there? Security's gonna be tight!
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Oh, yes. But think of the fun.
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Good evening, Mr. Wayne.
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Ms. Carr. You remember my assistant,
Terry McGinnis?
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Of course.
I'm glad you could join us, Terry.
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Everyone is here. Well, everyone
except Mr. Pryce, unfortunately.
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That's no surprise.
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May I have your attention, please?
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It's my pleasure to welcome back
the guiding light of this company:
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Bruce Wayne.
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Thank you, Joyce.
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It's a pleasure to see you all again.
In the future, I hope to...
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Spend time getting to know
each member of our company...
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learning about you individually.
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Security! Emergency on terrace level.
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Hey! Look out!
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- You gonna be okay?
- Go to work.
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Well, if it isn't old Mr. Wayne.
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So debonair.
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So dapper.
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So decrepit.
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Hello, Gotham!
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Joker's back in town!
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It can't be.
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Oh, no, your old eyes
do not deceive you, Brucie!
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After all, who'd know me
better than you?
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Back off, gruesome.
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Oh, the new boy.
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Ears are too long
and I miss the cape...
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but not too shabby.
Not too shabby at all.
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Woof!
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- How's it coming, boys?
- We're home free.
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Then I'll see you there.
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Time to go, Dee Dee.
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Well? What's it gonna be, Batfake?
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I know what you're thinking.
I messed up.
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I let the clown go to save those people.
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You did the right thing.
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So the Joker, huh?
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Looks pretty spry for a guy
who's gotta be, what, mid-80s?
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Any theories on that?
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Clone?
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Robot?
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Suspended animation due to floating
around frozen in a block of ice?
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Shut up and drive.
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Yes, sir.
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This was the scene three hours ago...
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as a man claiming to be the Joker...
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disrupted a ceremony at the
new Wayne Enterprises building.
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Honey, what're you watching?
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Adding to the drama was another
legendary Gotham icon, the Batman...
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who engaged his one-time foe
in a stunning aerial battle.
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Honey?
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It's nothing, sweetheart.
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Nothing.
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Go away.
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Morning, commish.
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You understand English, McGinnis?
Scram.
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Love to. But first, what can you
tell me about clowns?
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In this town they're never funny.
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I noticed that.
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- Now, this Joker...
- Drop it, kid.
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- That's what the old man's been saying.
- Listen to him.
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Look, I know this fruitcake was a big,
bad guy from the cape and cowl days.
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He was more than that.
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What? A wacko
who threatened people...
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with whoopee cushions
and squirting flowers?
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- Big deal. I'm shaking.
- McGinnis!
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The real Joker was unlike anyone
you've ever faced.
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For your sake, I hope you never do.
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If Bruce wants you to drop it,
then drop it.
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Commissioner, your 9:00 is here.
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Send him in.
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You were leaving?
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Figure I was.
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- Thanks for seeing me, Barb.
- That's what I'm here for.
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A countdown of victims
that will end at midnight...
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unless our dear Dark Knight
stops me first!
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Hello, Gotham.
Joker's back in town!
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It's funny.
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I know about all of your other enemies,
but you never mention him.
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- He was the biggest, wasn't he?
- It wasn't a popularity contest.
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He was a psychopath. A monster.
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So how could he still be around
after all this time?
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It's not possible.
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He died years ago.
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You're sure?
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I was there.
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You killed him, didn't you?
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He was gonna do something so terrible,
you had no choice.
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- Terry...
- That was it, wasn't it?
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I want you to give back the Batman suit.
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What? Why?
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There is no reason for you to continue.
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You've avenged your father's murder...
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then put your needs aside to help
the city when it most needed a hero.
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You've honored the reputation of Batman
many times and I thank you.
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Then why?
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I had no right to force this life
on you or anyone else.
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I was the one who broke in
and swiped the suit, remember?
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Yes, there was my dad's murder,
but we come from two different worlds.
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I wasn't like you or the kids you took in.
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I was a pretty bad kid once.
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Ran with a rough crowd,
broke a lot of laws and my folks' hearts.
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The kind of punk you wouldn't
have wasted a second punch on.
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Your point?
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I'm trying to make up for past sins.
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The state says juvie wiped me clean,
but my soul tells me different.
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Every time I put on that suit,
I help people who are in trouble.
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I guess on a personal level...
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it's a chance to look like
a worthwhile human being again.
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In my eyes, if no one else's.
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It's what I want, Bruce.
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Stupid kid.
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You don't know what you want.
None of you ever did.
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Mom, come quick!
Some weirdo broke into our house!
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- Matty? What are you yelling about?
- A stranger's sitting at our table!
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- Ha, ha.
- That's your brother.
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I've never seen him before in my life.
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It is rare that you're up before noon,
what with your job and all.
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I'm not working for Mr. Wayne anymore.
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It will be nice to have you home
for a change. Right, Matt?
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Sure. Great. Just when I was
getting used to being an only child.
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Mom!
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Once in a while, we have to do it.
Ditch the guys and go out by ourselves.
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It may be a change for you.
I don't see enough of Terry as it is.
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Terry's sweet, but who says you can't
make friends with someone new?
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Not a chance.
250
00:25:24,731 --> 00:25:25,982
Terry!
251
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:29,402
I thought you'd be working as usual.
252
00:25:30,361 --> 00:25:33,656
The bad news is, for now,
I'm not gonna have much money.
253
00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:36,451
The good news is,
you have me all to yourself.
254
00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:38,745
I can live with that.
255
00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:54,135
Cutting in.
256
00:25:58,639 --> 00:25:59,766
Hey!
257
00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:07,231
Dana?
258
00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:23,956
What is it?
259
00:26:25,291 --> 00:26:26,751
Ace.
260
00:26:29,796 --> 00:26:30,922
Ace!
261
00:26:59,242 --> 00:27:03,871
Don't get up, Bruce. It's just an
old friend come by to say hello.
262
00:27:11,754 --> 00:27:13,047
Hello...
263
00:27:13,464 --> 00:27:14,882
Batman.
264
00:27:20,304 --> 00:27:21,556
Dana!
265
00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:26,310
It was her.
266
00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:51,043
Don't know why the boss
wants you out of the way...
267
00:27:51,252 --> 00:27:53,254
but, hey, as long as it's fun.
268
00:27:56,382 --> 00:27:57,967
- Hey!
- Terry!
269
00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:00,303
Dana!
270
00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:05,933
- Let me go!
- Sure, cutes.
271
00:28:13,065 --> 00:28:14,483
Slag him!
272
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,375
- Dana?
- Stay out of sight!
273
00:28:50,645 --> 00:28:52,188
There!
274
00:29:05,284 --> 00:29:06,369
What's he doing?
275
00:29:06,577 --> 00:29:07,995
You got me.
276
00:29:09,121 --> 00:29:10,790
Just finish him!
277
00:29:30,184 --> 00:29:33,062
Aw, you made a mess, dreg.
278
00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:34,605
Huh?
279
00:29:43,864 --> 00:29:44,907
Dana!
280
00:29:45,074 --> 00:29:48,536
She's got a bad bump and some cuts,
but she's gonna be okay.
281
00:29:49,036 --> 00:29:51,956
- Why were those guys after you?
- I don't know.
282
00:29:52,164 --> 00:29:54,667
I'm gonna talk to the cops.
Stay with her, okay?
283
00:29:54,875 --> 00:29:57,461
- I'll come as soon as I can.
- Sure.
284
00:30:13,602 --> 00:30:15,104
Leave a message.
285
00:30:15,313 --> 00:30:17,982
The Joker's little playmates
were after me tonight.
286
00:30:18,190 --> 00:30:19,734
Me, not Batman.
287
00:30:19,942 --> 00:30:22,069
This whole thing stinks
and you know why.
288
00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:27,074
I need some straight answers from...
Wait, it's night. Where does he go?
289
00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:49,638
Wayne?
290
00:30:49,805 --> 00:30:50,848
Wayne!
291
00:30:55,770 --> 00:30:56,812
Ace.
292
00:31:11,577 --> 00:31:13,454
Please, God, no.
293
00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:43,150
Floor...
294
00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:48,572
under...
295
00:31:50,950 --> 00:31:52,159
table.
296
00:32:27,486 --> 00:32:28,529
How is he?
297
00:32:28,863 --> 00:32:32,366
The anti-toxin's done all it can.
It's up to him now.
298
00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:35,119
Thanks for coming.
Uh, I didn't know who to call.
299
00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:36,787
Who else is there?
300
00:32:36,996 --> 00:32:40,124
That reminds me.
I'd better check on our other patient.
301
00:32:42,877 --> 00:32:44,795
What have I done?
302
00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:48,466
I killed the little rabbit.
303
00:32:48,883 --> 00:32:52,219
I don't deserve to live!
304
00:32:58,517 --> 00:33:00,269
How you doing, killer?
305
00:33:03,731 --> 00:33:05,900
Yeah, rough night for me too.
306
00:33:06,358 --> 00:33:08,736
Sad news from the financial world
this morning.
307
00:33:08,944 --> 00:33:13,365
The return of Bruce Wayne has
been delayed due to an accident.
308
00:33:13,574 --> 00:33:16,494
Wayne Enterprises' Jordan Pryce
had this to say:
309
00:33:16,702 --> 00:33:19,914
We received a call from
Mr. Wayne's houseboy this morning...
310
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,583
saying Mr. Wayne
had taken a bad fall.
311
00:33:23,209 --> 00:33:26,921
Everyone at Wayne Enterprises
sends their prayers and good wishes...
312
00:33:27,129 --> 00:33:30,549
to our senior member
for his speedy recovery.
313
00:33:31,467 --> 00:33:34,970
I'll bet. Not every creep in Gotham
wears a purple suit.
314
00:33:35,179 --> 00:33:37,097
It'd make my job simpler if they did.
315
00:33:37,473 --> 00:33:41,435
The Joker knew about Bruce, about me,
probably about you too.
316
00:33:41,936 --> 00:33:43,604
Someone knows, I'll give you that.
317
00:33:43,938 --> 00:33:46,690
But it's not the Joker. Not the real one.
318
00:33:47,316 --> 00:33:48,943
Bruce said he was dead.
319
00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:52,821
- And?
- That's it.
320
00:33:53,030 --> 00:33:54,782
I know there's more.
321
00:33:54,990 --> 00:33:58,118
I'm part of this.
I need the answers Bruce can't give me.
322
00:33:58,869 --> 00:34:00,287
I deserve them.
323
00:34:06,502 --> 00:34:09,213
I thought talking about it
would get easier over time...
324
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:11,340
but some hurts never go away.
325
00:34:12,758 --> 00:34:14,969
Dick Grayson, Nightwing, had left...
326
00:34:15,135 --> 00:34:17,805
to establish himself in another city.
327
00:34:18,305 --> 00:34:22,726
There were three of us then:
Bruce, myself and Robin, Tim Drake.
328
00:34:32,319 --> 00:34:36,031
Robin was alone when
he came upon a woman in trouble.
329
00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:38,576
Help! Help!
330
00:34:38,826 --> 00:34:41,036
Somebody, please, help!
331
00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:45,124
Hero time.
332
00:34:51,547 --> 00:34:55,509
- That evens things up a little.
- Not really, bird-boy!
333
00:35:02,141 --> 00:35:05,144
Ha, ha. A bird in the hand...
334
00:35:08,063 --> 00:35:10,065
We soon realized Tim was missing.
335
00:35:12,192 --> 00:35:16,238
Night after night we scoured the city,
running down every lead...
336
00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:18,824
pressing every
underworld connection.
337
00:35:22,494 --> 00:35:25,414
But no one had seen any sign of Robin.
338
00:35:25,956 --> 00:35:29,251
For three agonizing weeks
there was nothing.
339
00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:33,047
Then one night,
we were sent an invitation.
340
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:04,536
Arkham.
341
00:36:06,413 --> 00:36:09,750
The asylum had been moved
to a newer, high-security building.
342
00:36:09,958 --> 00:36:12,586
The old building had been
partially demolished...
343
00:36:12,795 --> 00:36:15,422
and hung open like a rotting wound.
344
00:36:22,638 --> 00:36:26,433
Hush, little baby, don't say a word
345
00:36:26,642 --> 00:36:31,146
Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird
346
00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:35,651
And if that mockingbird don't sing
347
00:36:35,859 --> 00:36:40,364
Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring
348
00:36:40,572 --> 00:36:45,494
And if that diamond ring turns brass
349
00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:50,708
Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass
350
00:36:53,252 --> 00:36:56,171
And if that looking glass gets broke
351
00:36:57,631 --> 00:36:59,591
Pudding, company!
352
00:37:02,344 --> 00:37:06,306
Hello there!
Welcome to our happy home.
353
00:37:10,644 --> 00:37:11,770
Where's Robin?
354
00:37:12,771 --> 00:37:13,814
Robin?
355
00:37:14,189 --> 00:37:15,649
There's no Robin here.
356
00:37:15,816 --> 00:37:17,943
Maybe he means our little Jay.
357
00:37:18,318 --> 00:37:19,987
Of course! That's it!
358
00:37:23,532 --> 00:37:24,825
Aah!
359
00:37:25,534 --> 00:37:27,828
Uh-uh. No peeking.
360
00:37:36,670 --> 00:37:38,505
Mommy's little helper.
361
00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:45,596
You know, Bats, we've been doing this
little runaround of ours for years.
362
00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:48,932
It's been loads of laughs,
but the sad fact is...
363
00:37:49,099 --> 00:37:51,059
none of us are getting any younger.
364
00:37:51,268 --> 00:37:53,270
That old clock's a-ticking.
365
00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:55,022
Quite right, pooh.
366
00:37:55,355 --> 00:37:58,817
And Harley and I were thinking
it was time to start a family.
367
00:37:59,026 --> 00:38:02,196
Add a Joker Junior to our merry brood.
368
00:38:02,571 --> 00:38:05,532
But rather than go through
all the joy of childbirth...
369
00:38:05,824 --> 00:38:08,202
we decided to adopt.
370
00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:11,872
We couldn't do it legally...
371
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:16,293
but then we remembered you always
had a few spare kids hanging around.
372
00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:18,670
So we borrowed one.
373
00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:23,717
No.
374
00:38:23,884 --> 00:38:25,552
My God!
375
00:38:25,844 --> 00:38:30,307
He needed a little molding of course.
What kid doesn't?
376
00:38:30,516 --> 00:38:33,727
But in time we came
to love him as our own.
377
00:38:33,894 --> 00:38:36,396
Say hello, J.J.
378
00:39:08,762 --> 00:39:10,180
Robin! Robin!
379
00:39:13,475 --> 00:39:17,354
Tim, it's Barbara. Can you hear me?
380
00:39:30,284 --> 00:39:32,327
Robin! Stop!
381
00:39:33,412 --> 00:39:35,122
Hands off, Brat-girl!
382
00:39:35,455 --> 00:39:38,417
Sweetie, get Mommy's bazooka.
383
00:40:06,653 --> 00:40:08,572
How could you help Joker do it?
384
00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:12,492
Okay, so he roughed the kid up a little,
but I'll make it right.
385
00:40:13,076 --> 00:40:16,204
Yeah, you're mother of the stinking year.
386
00:40:16,371 --> 00:40:17,789
Ha. You'll see.
387
00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:22,586
We'll be one big, happy family.
388
00:40:28,634 --> 00:40:29,676
Good boy!
389
00:40:33,347 --> 00:40:34,598
Ha!
390
00:41:20,394 --> 00:41:21,895
What's the matter, Batman?
391
00:41:22,562 --> 00:41:25,732
No witty comeback? No threat?
392
00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:28,151
Then I'll provide the narration.
393
00:41:39,371 --> 00:41:44,292
I'll begin with how I peeled back
the layers of the boy's mind.
394
00:41:45,919 --> 00:41:48,839
Well, he bravely tried
to fight it at first.
395
00:42:00,392 --> 00:42:04,062
You would have been proud
to see him so strong!
396
00:42:05,605 --> 00:42:10,610
But all too soon, the serums
and the shocks took their toll...
397
00:42:10,944 --> 00:42:15,240
and the dear lad began
to share such secrets with me.
398
00:42:15,615 --> 00:42:19,077
Secrets that are mine alone to know...
399
00:42:19,244 --> 00:42:20,787
Bruce.
400
00:42:21,288 --> 00:42:24,458
It's true, Batsy. I know everything.
401
00:42:24,666 --> 00:42:27,794
And like the kid who peeks
at his Christmas presents...
402
00:42:27,961 --> 00:42:31,465
I must admit, it's sadly anticlimactic.
403
00:42:31,673 --> 00:42:34,468
Behind all the Sturm and batarangs...
404
00:42:34,676 --> 00:42:39,306
you're just a little boy in a playsuit,
crying for Mommy and Daddy.
405
00:42:39,681 --> 00:42:42,100
It'd be funny, if it weren't so pathetic.
406
00:42:43,810 --> 00:42:46,229
Oh, what the heck! I'll laugh anyway.
407
00:43:01,119 --> 00:43:04,331
If you don't like the movie,
I've got slides.
408
00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:18,720
I'll break you in two.
409
00:43:18,929 --> 00:43:20,430
Oh, Batman.
410
00:43:20,597 --> 00:43:24,434
If you had the guts for that kind of fun,
you'd have done it years ago.
411
00:43:24,601 --> 00:43:26,853
I, on the other hand...
412
00:43:37,614 --> 00:43:39,366
You've lost, Batman.
413
00:43:39,866 --> 00:43:41,409
Robin is mine.
414
00:43:41,618 --> 00:43:45,455
The last sound you hear
will be our laughter.
415
00:43:48,083 --> 00:43:49,626
Here you go, sonny-boy.
416
00:43:52,921 --> 00:43:54,548
Make Daddy proud.
417
00:43:55,006 --> 00:43:57,384
Deliver the punch line.
418
00:44:04,432 --> 00:44:05,475
Tim.
419
00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:13,900
Do it!
420
00:44:20,198 --> 00:44:22,075
That's not funny.
421
00:44:22,242 --> 00:44:23,869
That's not...
422
00:44:48,768 --> 00:44:51,730
It's okay, Tim. It's okay.
423
00:44:51,938 --> 00:44:54,524
We buried the Joker
deep beneath Arkham.
424
00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:59,237
The only other person who knew what
happened that night was my father.
425
00:44:59,446 --> 00:45:01,740
He promised to keep our secret.
426
00:45:03,283 --> 00:45:05,202
With his last act of cruelty...
427
00:45:05,410 --> 00:45:10,248
the Joker had tainted us all
with compromise and deception.
428
00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:15,879
I suppose he had the last laugh after all.
429
00:45:16,087 --> 00:45:17,881
His girlfriend bought it too?
430
00:45:18,173 --> 00:45:22,177
We never found her body, but I doubt
she'd be starting trouble now.
431
00:45:24,179 --> 00:45:25,222
And Tim?
432
00:45:25,388 --> 00:45:28,058
We had a trusted friend,
Dr. Leslie Thompkins.
433
00:45:28,225 --> 00:45:31,811
It took her a year, but she was able
to help Tim back to sanity.
434
00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:34,564
Still, things were never really the same.
435
00:45:34,856 --> 00:45:37,234
Bruce forbade Tim to be Robin again.
436
00:45:37,567 --> 00:45:42,072
He blamed himself and swore he'd never
endanger another young partner.
437
00:45:42,530 --> 00:45:45,742
Tim left us soon after that,
determined to make it on his own.
438
00:45:46,534 --> 00:45:47,577
Did they patch it up?
439
00:45:48,078 --> 00:45:52,499
Tim tried once or twice,
but you know Bruce. I check up on Tim.
440
00:45:52,832 --> 00:45:56,586
He's a top-level communications
engineer, married, couple kids.
441
00:45:57,045 --> 00:45:59,005
Not too bad, all things concerned.
442
00:45:59,172 --> 00:46:00,757
He deserved a happy ending.
443
00:46:01,383 --> 00:46:04,344
But he still has the most likely
connection to that night.
444
00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:17,190
It looks okay on this side.
I'm going up to the dish.
445
00:46:28,660 --> 00:46:32,205
You might as well show yourself.
I heard you a mile away.
446
00:46:33,164 --> 00:46:36,751
I'm no Boy Wonder anymore,
but that old training never goes away.
447
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:38,628
Even at my age.
448
00:46:39,212 --> 00:46:40,547
Tim Drake.
449
00:46:40,714 --> 00:46:41,881
You heard about Bruce?
450
00:46:42,549 --> 00:46:44,968
Barbara told me. That was too bad.
451
00:46:45,302 --> 00:46:46,803
You're not too broken up.
452
00:46:47,012 --> 00:46:49,806
I had nothing to do with it,
despite what you think.
453
00:46:50,015 --> 00:46:53,310
When the Joker reappeared,
I was as surprised as anyone.
454
00:46:53,518 --> 00:46:55,645
Barb told you the gory details?
455
00:46:56,146 --> 00:46:57,480
More or less.
456
00:46:57,689 --> 00:46:59,899
Look, it's been almost 40 years.
457
00:47:00,066 --> 00:47:03,653
It wasn't easy, but I managed
to put it to bed and go on with my life.
458
00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:07,907
You'll have to do it yourself one day.
We all did.
459
00:47:08,074 --> 00:47:11,745
We gave our best, but that wasn't
good enough for the old man.
460
00:47:12,495 --> 00:47:14,497
Regrets, Mr. Drake?
461
00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:18,877
When I was younger, part of me thought
I would go on and on and someday...
462
00:47:19,044 --> 00:47:23,173
Ah, capes, costumes, playing hero.
It was kids' stuff.
463
00:47:23,381 --> 00:47:25,133
Bruce probably did me a favor.
464
00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:29,888
I was so sick of it, I never wanted
to see that Robin suit again.
465
00:47:32,349 --> 00:47:34,184
Some things never change.
466
00:47:36,269 --> 00:47:38,229
Were all of you bitter when you left?
467
00:47:38,646 --> 00:47:40,231
Comes with the territory.
468
00:47:40,732 --> 00:47:42,942
Look up Nightwing. Has he got stories.
469
00:47:43,276 --> 00:47:46,196
Drake's clean.
I've got one more lead to check out.
470
00:47:46,404 --> 00:47:48,782
Someone with a definite grudge
against Bruce.
471
00:48:06,132 --> 00:48:09,469
Caviar, soft music
and charming company.
472
00:48:09,803 --> 00:48:11,971
Amy, I can't think of any better way...
473
00:48:12,138 --> 00:48:15,809
to celebrate my ascension
to CEO of Wayne Enterprises.
474
00:48:16,017 --> 00:48:17,268
Me neither.
475
00:48:17,477 --> 00:48:18,978
Me neither.
476
00:48:22,649 --> 00:48:24,317
You? Where's Amy?
477
00:48:25,527 --> 00:48:27,070
Missed the boat, I'm afraid.
478
00:48:31,241 --> 00:48:32,492
Turn the yacht around!
479
00:48:32,700 --> 00:48:36,413
Detox, boss man.
We're here to talk business.
480
00:48:36,579 --> 00:48:39,999
We'll be quick. Woof gets seasick easy.
481
00:48:42,502 --> 00:48:44,587
Our business is concluded.
482
00:48:52,387 --> 00:48:54,013
You've got the equipment.
483
00:48:54,180 --> 00:48:57,684
I gave you the security codes
so you could ransack the lab...
484
00:48:57,851 --> 00:49:00,728
while those bunglers tried
to kill Wayne.
485
00:49:01,062 --> 00:49:03,606
Word is Wayne's terminal anyhow.
486
00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:07,527
That means you get to stay top dog.
487
00:49:07,694 --> 00:49:09,028
And everyone's happy.
488
00:49:09,696 --> 00:49:11,030
So why are you here?
489
00:49:11,406 --> 00:49:13,908
The big guy
who originally put us in contact...
490
00:49:14,075 --> 00:49:16,161
decided you're a loose end.
491
00:49:16,369 --> 00:49:18,538
And loose ends should be tied up.
492
00:49:26,212 --> 00:49:27,630
Let me go!
493
00:49:28,006 --> 00:49:29,215
Got him.
494
00:49:29,466 --> 00:49:32,385
Then amscray pronto, kiddies.
495
00:49:35,722 --> 00:49:37,849
Things are going to start popping.
496
00:49:38,266 --> 00:49:39,642
Let's go!
497
00:49:41,519 --> 00:49:43,688
No one's leaving until I get answers.
498
00:49:48,026 --> 00:49:50,403
No, you idiot! Not now!
499
00:49:59,662 --> 00:50:01,039
They're getting away!
500
00:50:02,081 --> 00:50:03,708
I think they've got a good reason!
501
00:50:07,212 --> 00:50:09,714
- What's happening?
- Hang on!
502
00:50:52,799 --> 00:50:53,967
We saw the explosion.
503
00:50:54,425 --> 00:50:56,469
You can ask Mr. Pryce about that.
504
00:50:56,636 --> 00:50:58,846
Me? I had nothing to do with it.
505
00:50:59,055 --> 00:51:00,265
That right?
506
00:51:01,057 --> 00:51:03,184
I gave you the security codes...
507
00:51:03,351 --> 00:51:07,313
so you could ransack the lab
while those bunglers tried to kill Wayne.
508
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:08,690
I want my lawyer.
509
00:51:08,856 --> 00:51:12,735
I think the commissioner would like
to hear this too. Night.
510
00:51:29,377 --> 00:51:30,878
I'm spent.
511
00:51:31,337 --> 00:51:34,841
Every lead I had has gone face-down,
and the Joker's still out there.
512
00:51:35,008 --> 00:51:36,384
What have you got?
513
00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:38,678
I don't know, pup.
514
00:51:38,928 --> 00:51:42,181
If I was the Batman I was supposed to be,
I'd have cracked this...
515
00:51:42,390 --> 00:51:45,351
would have punched the right data
into the computer...
516
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:48,354
or remembered that one clue
everyone else overlooked.
517
00:51:48,688 --> 00:51:50,315
It's rarely that simple.
518
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:59,866
- How are you feeling?
- Lousy.
519
00:52:02,035 --> 00:52:03,703
Gordon told me about Tim Drake.
520
00:52:04,537 --> 00:52:07,915
That's why I didn't want you
going up against the Joker...
521
00:52:08,124 --> 00:52:09,500
imposter or not.
522
00:52:09,834 --> 00:52:13,463
Nothing against your old partners,
but I'm a different Batman.
523
00:52:13,671 --> 00:52:15,340
I was never a Robin, I never...
524
00:52:19,010 --> 00:52:20,219
Wait.
525
00:52:21,179 --> 00:52:22,930
Joker smashed up the cases...
526
00:52:23,139 --> 00:52:26,017
but why was this
the only costume he destroyed?
527
00:52:26,392 --> 00:52:27,727
Robin did shoot him.
528
00:52:28,019 --> 00:52:31,522
A ghost out for revenge?
I don't buy it. I talked to Drake.
529
00:52:31,731 --> 00:52:34,484
He's got less love
for that costume than the Joker.
530
00:52:34,692 --> 00:52:36,903
I think somehow he's behind this.
531
00:52:37,111 --> 00:52:38,196
That's crazy.
532
00:52:38,363 --> 00:52:40,448
So was Drake, once.
533
00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:44,577
Here's the readout of everything
we know the Jokerz have stolen.
534
00:52:47,163 --> 00:52:50,541
Combine those into something
used by a communications expert.
535
00:52:50,958 --> 00:52:52,710
Someone of Tim Drake's caliber.
536
00:52:55,546 --> 00:52:57,256
Satellite jamming system.
537
00:52:57,674 --> 00:53:00,593
Whoever uses this can access
satellite defense systems...
538
00:53:00,802 --> 00:53:02,178
and fire them at will.
539
00:53:02,387 --> 00:53:03,596
Someone already has.
540
00:53:03,930 --> 00:53:06,099
I suspected Pryce might be the Joker...
541
00:53:06,265 --> 00:53:09,394
but the Jokerz were on
your yacht trying to slag him.
542
00:53:09,602 --> 00:53:12,105
I got him off before
it was blasted to splinters.
543
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:18,945
I think your little Robin's
turned into a bitter old crow.
544
00:53:19,153 --> 00:53:21,280
He's the brains behind this new Joker.
545
00:53:21,447 --> 00:53:23,908
It's harsh, but who else is there?
546
00:53:26,494 --> 00:53:27,912
Suit up.
547
00:53:28,162 --> 00:53:31,958
Take the car and check it out.
I'll monitor you from here.
548
00:53:33,042 --> 00:53:35,253
What happened to
leaving it to the cops?
549
00:53:35,878 --> 00:53:36,963
Not their game.
550
00:53:37,463 --> 00:53:39,882
There's something else I want to take.
551
00:54:04,323 --> 00:54:07,118
Drake, I know you're
the connection to the Joker.
552
00:54:09,829 --> 00:54:11,914
Don't pretend you didn't hear me.
553
00:54:12,540 --> 00:54:13,708
Hologram.
554
00:54:28,055 --> 00:54:30,099
You guessed it, Batfake!
555
00:54:30,308 --> 00:54:33,770
The disgruntled Mr. Drake
is indeed in my employ.
556
00:54:34,395 --> 00:54:39,400
Took him a few years, but he figured
out who ran the real winning team.
557
00:54:39,609 --> 00:54:43,112
This is one of Uncle Sam's
orbiting defense satellites.
558
00:54:43,321 --> 00:54:45,782
Hyperion class, laser-armed.
559
00:54:45,990 --> 00:54:48,910
Handy gadget for shooting down
unfriendly missiles...
560
00:54:49,118 --> 00:54:51,537
or giving someone
a world-class hotfoot.
561
00:54:53,956 --> 00:54:57,210
Think of it as urban tagging
on a grand scale...
562
00:54:57,418 --> 00:55:02,340
reminding all and sundry
that this is Joker territory.
563
00:55:02,548 --> 00:55:04,592
You're welcome to try and stop us...
564
00:55:04,801 --> 00:55:08,888
but I'm not taking bets on that
happening anytime soon. Toodles.
565
00:56:02,567 --> 00:56:03,651
Miss me?
566
00:56:13,119 --> 00:56:15,413
Computer, search for
the name Jolly Jack.
567
00:56:21,085 --> 00:56:24,255
Abandoned candy factory.
Just his style.
568
00:56:24,463 --> 00:56:26,090
I think I've got something.
569
00:56:26,340 --> 00:56:29,468
Download this and tell Gordon
to have her men at that address.
570
00:56:29,635 --> 00:56:32,597
- I'm gonna...
- Aren't you the nasty tattletale?
571
00:56:32,805 --> 00:56:36,058
Ratting me out before I have my fun.
572
00:56:36,267 --> 00:56:37,977
Papa spank.
573
00:56:56,913 --> 00:56:57,955
Yeah, I know!
574
00:57:43,334 --> 00:57:46,295
I'd better sit down before I bust a gut!
575
00:57:46,963 --> 00:57:49,090
Catch you later, kiddo!
576
00:57:53,052 --> 00:57:55,721
It's stopped. I'm going after him.
577
00:58:17,910 --> 00:58:19,161
Gotcha!
578
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,623
Uh-oh.
579
00:58:42,476 --> 00:58:43,728
Ace.
580
00:58:55,614 --> 00:58:57,158
Good bad dog.
581
00:59:07,418 --> 00:59:08,627
Where'd he go?
582
00:59:10,755 --> 00:59:12,089
Ow!
583
00:59:13,424 --> 00:59:14,592
Watch it!
584
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,135
You watch it!
585
00:59:18,304 --> 00:59:19,597
It's him!
586
00:59:38,991 --> 00:59:40,409
Double down.
587
00:59:58,010 --> 01:00:00,513
Lovely playroom.
You getting this, Wayne?
588
01:00:00,930 --> 01:00:03,849
I see it.
You keep your eyes open for the Joker.
589
01:00:14,401 --> 01:00:15,444
Tim.
590
01:00:16,195 --> 01:00:17,780
Get up, Drake.
591
01:00:18,948 --> 01:00:21,033
What? Who is it?
592
01:00:21,242 --> 01:00:22,701
Where's the Joker?
593
01:00:22,993 --> 01:00:24,036
Joker?
594
01:00:24,203 --> 01:00:27,039
Drop the act.
I know you're working with him.
595
01:00:27,373 --> 01:00:30,876
No, Joker's gone.
I don't know where he is, really.
596
01:00:31,460 --> 01:00:34,463
Suit sensors aren't picking up
any pulse fluctuations.
597
01:00:34,839 --> 01:00:35,965
It's the truth.
598
01:00:36,382 --> 01:00:39,718
I don't do this anymore.
I have a home and family.
599
01:00:39,885 --> 01:00:43,639
I gave this up years ago.
Kids' stuff. That's all it was.
600
01:00:44,473 --> 01:00:47,059
It may be the truth,
but he's still whacked.
601
01:00:47,393 --> 01:00:50,813
Fun and games.
Boy Wonder playing the hero.
602
01:00:51,021 --> 01:00:54,024
Fighting the bad guys
and no one ever gets...
603
01:00:54,525 --> 01:00:56,318
Oh, God.
604
01:00:56,861 --> 01:00:58,487
I killed him.
605
01:00:58,946 --> 01:01:00,698
I didn't mean to.
606
01:01:00,906 --> 01:01:02,658
I tried so hard to forget.
607
01:01:02,950 --> 01:01:06,996
But I still hear the shot,
still see his dead smile.
608
01:01:07,705 --> 01:01:09,540
Every night the dreams get stronger.
609
01:01:09,748 --> 01:01:12,334
He's there when I sleep,
whispering, laughing...
610
01:01:12,543 --> 01:01:15,504
telling me I'm as bad as he is,
we're both the same.
611
01:01:15,838 --> 01:01:17,590
I'm calling an ambulance.
612
01:01:17,798 --> 01:01:20,301
No, I'm all right. Forgive me, Terry.
613
01:01:20,509 --> 01:01:24,305
Old, nasty memories twisting
inside me like bad oysters.
614
01:01:24,471 --> 01:01:25,514
Nothing really.
615
01:01:26,015 --> 01:01:27,850
I'm perfectly fine now.
616
01:01:28,058 --> 01:01:29,351
How do you know my name?
617
01:01:29,935 --> 01:01:33,355
There's nothing about you
I don't know, Batfake.
618
01:01:38,110 --> 01:01:39,445
Terry!
619
01:01:41,113 --> 01:01:42,948
Have a time-out, kid.
620
01:01:43,115 --> 01:01:45,743
Can't let you spoil the party too soon.
621
01:01:45,951 --> 01:01:50,539
And, Bruce, I'm sure you've got
your monkey-boy wired somehow.
622
01:01:51,248 --> 01:01:55,294
That's just peachy, because I want you
to see every minute of this.
623
01:01:55,461 --> 01:01:56,795
It's a killer.
624
01:02:15,272 --> 01:02:16,482
My God.
625
01:02:20,361 --> 01:02:23,656
Oh, I never get tired of that!
626
01:02:23,989 --> 01:02:25,032
Drake?
627
01:02:25,532 --> 01:02:27,409
You're the Joker?
628
01:02:27,660 --> 01:02:32,039
That flabby oaf doesn't even realize
I'm using him as a time-share.
629
01:02:32,248 --> 01:02:36,502
Beneath this puckish exterior
lies the mind of a genius...
630
01:02:36,669 --> 01:02:38,254
years ahead of my time.
631
01:02:38,587 --> 01:02:41,465
In the weeks young Robin
was under my tutelage...
632
01:02:41,674 --> 01:02:46,178
I used him as the subject
of my greatest experiment.
633
01:02:46,387 --> 01:02:49,390
Utilizing cutting-edge
genetics technology...
634
01:02:49,598 --> 01:02:51,517
which I had pinched here and there...
635
01:02:51,684 --> 01:02:55,062
I encoded my DNA on a microchip...
636
01:02:55,271 --> 01:02:58,190
and set it
into bird-boy's birdbrain.
637
01:02:58,649 --> 01:03:00,150
Here.
638
01:03:00,359 --> 01:03:04,947
Everything that was me has been
a-sleeping all comfy and cozy...
639
01:03:05,155 --> 01:03:08,033
inside Tim Drake's subconscious.
640
01:03:08,284 --> 01:03:12,288
At first, I had to limit the time
I spent in Drake's body.
641
01:03:12,496 --> 01:03:14,206
He's not aware of what I do...
642
01:03:14,373 --> 01:03:17,293
chalking up any lingering memories
to bad dreams.
643
01:03:17,459 --> 01:03:20,838
If his family misses him,
I simply call wifey and tell her:
644
01:03:21,046 --> 01:03:23,215
"I'm working late, honey."
645
01:03:23,465 --> 01:03:25,426
The changes come at will now...
646
01:03:25,634 --> 01:03:29,847
and soon I'll be strong enough
to live in this body permanently.
647
01:03:30,055 --> 01:03:32,891
Mr. J's on the rebound, baby!
648
01:03:33,100 --> 01:03:37,146
My comeback party's gonna set
the whole town on fire!
649
01:03:59,752 --> 01:04:02,171
So where should I make ground zero?
650
01:04:02,379 --> 01:04:06,592
Gotham General, where our hero's
dear little Dana is recuperating?
651
01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:11,263
Or here, in the happy garden
of Mrs. Mary McGinnis?
652
01:04:13,182 --> 01:04:16,518
I always think it adds resonance
to a hero's mission...
653
01:04:16,727 --> 01:04:19,897
to have some defining element
of tragedy in his background...
654
01:04:20,105 --> 01:04:21,440
don't you?
655
01:04:22,441 --> 01:04:25,819
Ah, but the one and only
kickoff point...
656
01:04:26,028 --> 01:04:28,864
must be stately Wayne Manor.
657
01:04:29,239 --> 01:04:30,282
Gone in a flash...
658
01:04:30,491 --> 01:04:34,912
before Brucie can hobble to safety
or mount a rescue.
659
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:36,372
Don't worry, though.
660
01:04:39,291 --> 01:04:42,628
I'll be hitting
those other spots soon enough.
661
01:04:43,629 --> 01:04:45,172
Adiós, Brucie.
662
01:04:45,381 --> 01:04:48,759
I guess I should salute you
as a worthy adversary and all that...
663
01:04:48,967 --> 01:04:52,679
but the truth is,
I really did hate your guts.
664
01:04:55,057 --> 01:04:59,561
What about it, kid?
Any last words for the old Batfart?
665
01:05:00,145 --> 01:05:02,314
Yeah. Sic him.
666
01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:09,988
Ace, here!
667
01:05:13,659 --> 01:05:14,910
Attaboy!
668
01:05:27,714 --> 01:05:30,426
End of the line, Snoopy.
669
01:05:36,765 --> 01:05:38,142
No!
670
01:05:52,698 --> 01:05:54,283
Oh, good.
671
01:05:54,491 --> 01:05:56,160
The beam's headed here.
672
01:05:56,368 --> 01:05:58,912
Now I'll have to start all over again.
673
01:05:59,121 --> 01:06:02,332
Thanks for wrecking everything, kid.
See you around.
674
01:06:02,833 --> 01:06:04,126
Hold it.
675
01:06:04,710 --> 01:06:06,545
Oh, wise up, junior.
676
01:06:06,712 --> 01:06:08,130
Game's over!
677
01:06:08,338 --> 01:06:10,883
- I'm taking you in.
- Right.
678
01:06:17,639 --> 01:06:19,725
You're out of your league, McGinnis.
679
01:06:19,892 --> 01:06:24,480
I know every trick the original
Batman and Robin knew at their peak.
680
01:06:25,230 --> 01:06:27,900
Maybe, but you don't know
a thing about me.
681
01:06:28,066 --> 01:06:29,151
You?
682
01:06:29,359 --> 01:06:31,278
What's to know? You're a punk.
683
01:06:31,487 --> 01:06:33,071
A rank amateur.
684
01:06:33,280 --> 01:06:37,576
A costumed errand boy taking orders
from a senile old man.
685
01:06:37,743 --> 01:06:40,871
Still, if it's a whooping
you're wanting...
686
01:06:42,164 --> 01:06:45,584
That's right.
Better to run and save yourself.
687
01:06:45,751 --> 01:06:48,086
That's about your speed.
688
01:06:49,755 --> 01:06:51,882
Let's dance, bozo.
689
01:07:07,439 --> 01:07:09,483
He's tough. Any suggestions, boss?
690
01:07:09,691 --> 01:07:13,028
Joker likes to talk and try
to distract you, but don't listen.
691
01:07:13,237 --> 01:07:14,947
Block it out and power through.
692
01:07:15,155 --> 01:07:16,240
Wait.
693
01:07:16,406 --> 01:07:17,783
I like to talk too.
694
01:07:21,119 --> 01:07:23,455
- What are you doing?
- Fighting dirty.
695
01:07:23,622 --> 01:07:25,916
The real Batman would never...
696
01:07:26,291 --> 01:07:28,460
Told you, you didn't know me.
697
01:07:30,629 --> 01:07:32,798
Funny guy.
698
01:07:33,173 --> 01:07:34,591
Can't say the same for you.
699
01:07:36,593 --> 01:07:40,138
Impudent brat.
Who do you think you're talking to?
700
01:07:40,514 --> 01:07:42,266
Not a comedian, I'll say that.
701
01:07:43,642 --> 01:07:44,768
Shut your mouth!
702
01:07:46,311 --> 01:07:49,106
The real Batman never
talked to you much, did he?
703
01:07:49,314 --> 01:07:51,608
That's why you were so fixated on him.
704
01:07:51,942 --> 01:07:56,154
Aah!
Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy!
705
01:07:56,488 --> 01:07:59,157
Oh, I don't need a degree
to figure you out.
706
01:08:01,994 --> 01:08:03,537
You kept coming back...
707
01:08:03,745 --> 01:08:06,456
because you never got a laugh
out of the old man.
708
01:08:06,748 --> 01:08:08,625
I'm not hearing this.
709
01:08:08,834 --> 01:08:11,670
Get a clue, clownie.
He's got no sense of humor.
710
01:08:11,878 --> 01:08:14,590
He wouldn't know a good joke
if it bit him in the cape.
711
01:08:14,965 --> 01:08:18,468
- Not that you ever had a good joke.
- Shut up. Shut up!
712
01:08:18,677 --> 01:08:21,263
I mean, joy buzzers,
squirting flowers? Lame!
713
01:08:21,471 --> 01:08:25,392
Where's the "A" material?
Make a face, drop your pants, something!
714
01:08:25,601 --> 01:08:26,977
Show yourself!
715
01:08:27,185 --> 01:08:31,023
You make me laugh, but only because
I think you're kind of pathetic.
716
01:08:33,275 --> 01:08:34,776
Stop that!
717
01:08:36,361 --> 01:08:39,031
You fell in a tank of acid,
got your skin bleached...
718
01:08:39,197 --> 01:08:41,199
then decided
to become a super villain.
719
01:08:41,366 --> 01:08:43,660
What? You couldn't get work
as a rodeo clown?
720
01:08:47,706 --> 01:08:49,374
Don't you dare laugh at me!
721
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:55,213
Why? I thought the Joker always
wanted to make Batman laugh.
722
01:08:55,631 --> 01:08:57,132
You're not Batman!
723
01:09:23,075 --> 01:09:24,576
Come on, McGinnis!
724
01:09:24,743 --> 01:09:28,205
Laugh it up now,
you miserable little punk! Laugh!
725
01:09:30,207 --> 01:09:33,126
I can't hear you!
726
01:09:34,336 --> 01:09:37,005
Ha, ha.
727
01:10:04,616 --> 01:10:05,909
Easy, I've got you.
728
01:10:16,086 --> 01:10:17,129
Way ahead of you.
729
01:11:10,223 --> 01:11:13,560
Delia and Deidre Dennis,
your grandmother's paid your bail.
730
01:11:13,769 --> 01:11:16,229
You're released to her custody,
pending trial.
731
01:11:16,396 --> 01:11:18,648
- Oh.
- Joy.
732
01:11:21,693 --> 01:11:23,528
You rotten little scamps!
733
01:11:23,695 --> 01:11:28,200
I struggle to make a good home for you
and this is the thanks I get!
734
01:11:28,617 --> 01:11:30,952
- Ow!
- Break a grandmother's heart!
735
01:11:31,119 --> 01:11:35,540
- I hope they throw the book at you!
- Oh, shut up, Nana Harley.
736
01:11:39,711 --> 01:11:41,671
You didn't have to cover up for me.
737
01:11:42,005 --> 01:11:45,884
The Joker's gone, Tim.
You were just along for the ride.
738
01:11:47,511 --> 01:11:48,720
How are you, Mr. Drake?
739
01:11:48,929 --> 01:11:50,889
Tim, this is Terry McGinnis.
740
01:11:51,097 --> 01:11:53,725
- We met the other night.
- We did?
741
01:11:55,060 --> 01:11:58,063
Oh. I owe you bigtime.
742
01:11:58,605 --> 01:11:59,689
Forget it.
743
01:11:59,898 --> 01:12:04,069
Bruce couldn't have chosen
anyone better to put on the mask.
744
01:12:05,111 --> 01:12:07,697
Coming from you,
that means everything.
745
01:12:08,532 --> 01:12:11,701
Sometimes the important things
go unsaid.
746
01:12:12,035 --> 01:12:15,330
I've learned you've got to appreciate
the people in your life...
747
01:12:15,539 --> 01:12:17,040
while you have the chance.
748
01:12:17,499 --> 01:12:20,252
Not everyone is capable
of expressing that, Tim.
749
01:12:20,460 --> 01:12:23,255
No matter how much
they might feel it in their heart.
750
01:12:23,755 --> 01:12:25,048
I know.
751
01:12:29,302 --> 01:12:30,387
Why are you here?
752
01:12:30,679 --> 01:12:32,389
It's where I should be.
753
01:12:35,767 --> 01:12:36,810
Terry.
754
01:12:38,395 --> 01:12:41,064
I've been thinking about
what you once told me.
755
01:12:41,982 --> 01:12:43,108
You were wrong.
756
01:12:44,109 --> 01:12:46,403
It's not Batman
that makes you worthwhile.
757
01:12:47,612 --> 01:12:49,573
It's the other way around.
758
01:12:49,948 --> 01:12:52,284
Never tell yourself anything different.
759
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Thanks.
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Hello, Tim.
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Hi, old man.
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