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Now that I know I want Julia
to be my girlfriend someday,
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I've decided to look nice
whenever I see her.
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That kind of thing is important to
girls, but looking nice is hard.
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Yeah. Look at you.
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Cock of the walk.
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You know, because of your hair.
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That makes no sense.
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I look nothing like a rooster.
Roosters don't even have hair.
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They have a coxcomb, which is fleshy.
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Whoa, whoa, that's like what, the...
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what, the red thing on a chicken's head?
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Yes.
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Coxcomb.
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That's a funny word.
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As far as birds go,
chickens aren't as cool as penguins,
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but they have some interesting habits.
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In a natural setting,
a rooster will entice hens into mating
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by spreading his feathers
and performing a demonstrative dance.
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Jeez!
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Don't sneak up. You made me overzest.
Why so jumpy?
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I know. I couldn't help myself.
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These lemon squares look delicious.
They're not for you.
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They're for group.
All right, okay.
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Okay, they look fantastic.
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You may see him dip one wing
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and dance around the female
in a circular pattern.
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Shit, Casey.
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That's a grown-ass man right there.
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Are you banging,
or are you still in handy land?
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Yeah, right.
Casey's a total prude.
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She's never even kissed a boy.
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You didn't mention a boyfriend. How could
you not tell me you have a boyfriend?
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We're just hanging out.
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Mm-hmm.
Hanging out with his dick.
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Are you?
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Hanging out with his dick.
No. Sharice.
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Go away.
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But enticing human girls
into mating
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or just being your girlfriend
takes different skills.
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It requires research.
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You can't just ask a girl out.
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You have to learn the important things
about her first.
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What's your favorite type of lemonade?
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Uh, regular?
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Do you like movies?
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Yes. I love them.
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Do you have any fears or phobias?
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Nope.
What are your favorite winter sports?
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Well,
we have been snowshoeing a couple times.
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"We"? As in you and your mom.
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Me and my boyfriend.
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Snowshoeing was his idea.
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I hate the cold.
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You have a boyfriend?
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Mm-hmm. Miles.
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Anyway, it's great that you're
showing so much interest in others.
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We've been working on that.
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But how about we get back
to you?
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Now,
when Mr. Tavern's voice bothers you...
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When I was younger,
if I got upset or stressed,
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I would hit or bang my head or yell.
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Now I try to use replacement
behaviors instead.
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Sam.
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Is everything okay?
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Want to talk?
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Maybe I should talk to Mom.
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That's usually how things go around
here, but Mom has her group tonight.
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Okay? Maybe I can help.
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I like a girl.
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Really?
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That's good. What's she like?
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She's smart, and she's pretty.
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And she has a boyfriend... Miles.
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Stupid Miles!
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Well, that sucks.
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But, you know,
it's not the end of the world.
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Mom had a boyfriend
when I first met her.
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She did?
This guy Gerald Redenbach.
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He had a Jeep and a golden retriever
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that wore a bandanna.
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She thought he was so cool.
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And y-you stole Mom away from him?
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Something like that.
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How?
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I just... stuck around,
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being my sweet, charming self.
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And that worked?
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Well, proof is in the pudding, right?
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I don't like pudding.
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Well, forget the pudding.
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The point is,
is you're young, Sam, you know.
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Relationships, they come and they go.
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She might have a boyfriend this week
and next week, who knows?
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Does that make sense?
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Yes.
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I should make myself available
in case Miles goes away or dies.
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Or they break up amicably.
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Okay. I'll do that.
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You should.
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I think this went well.
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Me, too.
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I know we're always, um...
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talking in here about, you know,
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taking time for ourselves
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and I did.
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I took a dance class. Silly.
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Um...
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The teacher thought I was really good.
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Really silly. But she did say that.
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And this is nuts, but afterwards,
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we all went to a bar, and I met a guy.
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I mean, not a guy-guy.
I'm married. You all know Doug.
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Not really, he doesn't come to these,
they're not his "thing."
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Whose thing are they?
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It's not like we come here
for the fun of it.
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No offense.
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I like you guys.
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Marjorie, you.
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Um, so, Sam. Anyway. Um...
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Sam is... he had a good week, you know?
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But the thing is, at this bar,
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for the first time since,
probably, Sam was diagnosed,
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I wasn't worried or scared.
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I was just having fun
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with a group of strangers
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who had nothing to do with autism.
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And, again, I love you guys.
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But this guy, this bartender I met,
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he is so...
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his life is so crazy!
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And risk-taking and ordinary, you know?
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And I just...
I realized that that's, um...
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It's just a life Sam's never gonna have.
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So, um...
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I don't know. I just...
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I made lemon squares, um...
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so don't anybody be shy.
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They're overzested.
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Your dad's right, bro. A girl is
fair game until there's a ring on it.
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A wedding ring.
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An engagement ring means she's ready
for one more mistake.
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Okay, this is perfect.
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Watch this.
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Sometimes I wish I was smooth,
like Zahid.
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Of all the people I know,
he's the best at girls.
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And that's how you do it.
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Now I'm gonna hide in the back,
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'cause that guy said he's gonna kick
my ass, and he has a neck tattoo, so...
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How's stuff with you?
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How's Doug?
Oh, we had a date night.
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Which was a total disaster.
Mm-hmm.
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Every time we have a moment, I ruin it.
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Stop it! You're doing great, okay?
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I have to say that you're a saint for
sticking with him, after what he did.
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Shh!
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That was a long time ago.
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How's Christopher? I meant to ask you,
since he's been mainstreamed.
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He's having a regression.
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Aw.
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Having anger issues.
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Have you tried music therapy?
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Because I met this woman last year,
at the Autism Walk,
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and I think I might still have her card.
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She has this whole studio.
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She's a little bit punk rock,
but cute as a button.
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And...
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Oh, no.
What's wrong?
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My credit card's...
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Cancel card.
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What's going on?
Ugh!
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I have to cancel the Visa.
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I left it at that bar after dance class.
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You're wearing that sweatshirt?
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What's wrong with it?
Nothing.
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I don't understand
why you do all that working out
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if you're not gonna flaunt
your cute figure.
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Oh, my God.
You want me to dress sluttier?
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Why are you canceling it?
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Identity theft.
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Sweetie, it was a compliment.
You're adorable under all that bulk.
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Bye!
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The bar is ten minutes away.
Just pick it up.
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No. I'm not gonna add another chore
to my to-do list.
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But all the bills are on autopay.
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Switching everything, that's gonna be
like ten chores right there.
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You want me to pick it up?
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I'll get it on my way to work.
No!
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Um, you know what?
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It's my mistake.
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I'll take care of it.
You sure?
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I'm sorry that I snapped at you.
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No. I don't even hear it anymore.
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Coach Briggs. You wanted to see me?
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Yep. Come in, sit.
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Okay.
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We need to powwow.
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If this is about my suspension,
I'm so sorry.
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I really...
This team is very important to me,
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and I would never do anything
to mess that up.
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Gardner, look at this office.
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My life is not awesome.
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Do you know the one thing
that brings me joy?
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Other than the failures of my brother?
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It is girls with actual talent.
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Like you!
Mm-hmm.
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I took a risk bringing you
onto varsity so young.
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Don't make me regret it.
I won't.
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And if there's anything that I can do
to make it up to you...
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There is.
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The girl you went gangster on was
our biggest booster's daughter.
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Every year, her parents charter us a bus
to get us to semis,
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but this year they won't do it
until you apologize to their kid.
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Apologize?
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Shouldn't she for what she did to Beth?
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It's up to you.
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Your teammates won't be thrilled
when they find out they lost their bus.
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But you're probably fine.
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People always talk about how nice
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and humane teenage girls are
to each other.
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Anyway, I shouldn't have punched you
in the face,
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no matter how shitty you were being,
and I am sorry.
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Your eye's looking better.
It's almost normal.
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Wow. You suck at apologies.
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Yeah, I know that about myself.
So are we cool?
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Look,
I know your brother has major problems.
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You must have a lot of anger about that.
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You should get a stress ball.
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Look, I know you're only apologizing
to me to get your bus back.
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I accept that. Bus is yours.
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No number twos in the bathroom.
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Oh, and, um...
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I heard you're seeing Evan Chapin.
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That is so brave.
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Most people would be scared to go there.
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But not you.
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Bye!
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I need my lunch money.
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God, I hate that skank!
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Skank? Do you mean she's promiscuous?
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No, she's just annoying.
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Why do you make things so literal?
God, you suck!
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Find me if you don't have anyone
to eat with.
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Okay.
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Class is in session.
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You want to know how to steal a girl?
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Well, get your GPS ready,
because I'm taking you to Poon City.
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That's not a real place.
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Yes, it is. And I'm the mayor.
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Step one, be hella charming.
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Julia, did you know that,
when Roald Amundsen trekked Antarctica,
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he would feed his weaker sled dogs
to the stronger ones
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so they could travel more efficiently?
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He made them cannibalize each other.
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What?
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What's your favorite meal?
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Step two, find out what sucks
about her current boyfriend.
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But be subtle about it.
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00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,505
Julia, what are Miles's
three biggest weaknesses?
259
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:02,132
Feel free to list more than three,
if you have them.
260
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:06,136
And step three,
the most important thing:
261
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,513
chocolate...
262
00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:08,681
covered...
263
00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:10,140
strawberries.
264
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,977
Makes girls horny as hell,
and that's science.
265
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,020
Science requires empirical evidence.
266
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,983
The evidence is her panties
on the floor of my kitchenette.
267
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,319
That's anecdotal and pseudoscientific.
268
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,363
Just get the damn berries, homey.
269
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:35,666
Hey.
270
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:39,128
Oh, cool shirt. Pharcyde.
271
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,546
I saw those guys in '96.
272
00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,840
I was the whitest guy in the audience.
273
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:47,011
You may be the whitest guy everywhere.
I'll get you a drink in five when we open.
274
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:49,889
I'm not here for a drink.
I'm here to pick up a credit card.
275
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,932
The name is Elsa Gardner.
276
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,896
Look, man, this is gonna sound
like I'm being a dick,
277
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:59,273
but I can only give
it to the cardholder.
278
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,566
It's policy.
279
00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:04,737
Can you make an exception for a guy
trying to score points with his wife?
280
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,655
We had a meeting about it last week.
281
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,282
I really can't.
Come on, man.
282
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:09,992
Look, I'm gonna call her.
283
00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,828
You could talk to her, just to verify.
284
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,079
I understand.
285
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,755
Hey, hon. What's going on?
286
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:24,548
Babe, hey, I'm at the bar.
287
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:27,343
Trying to get your credit card.
Can you talk to this guy?
288
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:31,764
Just talk to her. She'll tell you.
289
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,432
Hello. It's Nick.
290
00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,147
There's no one there.
291
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:41,440
Hello?
292
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:46,570
So you won't help me out?
Sorry. I really can't.
293
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,114
Thanks for everything.
294
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,702
Hey.
295
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,996
Do you know why Evan got kicked out
of school?
296
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,166
Well, we don't know for sure.
297
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:01,251
But there are a lot of rumors.
298
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:05,214
I heard he was selling meth to all
the band kids, and that's why they suck.
299
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:09,009
I heard he had sex with Courtney B's
mom, and Courtney A walked in on them.
300
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,929
I heard he dressed as a wolf
for Halloween and ate a sheep.
301
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:15,683
That's probably not true.
I don't know. People eat gross stuff.
302
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:18,060
It must've been bad
for him to get arrested.
303
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,854
Arrested?
Yeah.
304
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,272
You never heard any of this?
305
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:25,401
Casey's just a sophomore.
Yeah. I forget.
306
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:28,612
Superstar's still just a baby.
307
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:29,822
Little baby.
308
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:31,657
When you feel the beat droppin'
309
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,867
When you feel the beat droppin'
310
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:38,080
In science, observable evidence
plays a key role in discovery.
311
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,039
Yo, brotha.
312
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,168
When you feel the beat droppin',
move
313
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,173
When you feel the beat droppin',
move
314
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,761
When you feel the beat droppin',
move
315
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,681
But to really understand it,
316
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,224
you have to ask questions.
317
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,395
Excuse me. Bailey?
318
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,149
I'm the boy whose sister punched you.
319
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:09,153
I noticed yesterday you were kissing
Henry and today, you're kissing Arlo.
320
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:12,322
And I was wondering, how did he woo you?
321
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,575
And, please, be specific.
322
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,660
Dude, what the hell?
323
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:20,873
I'm doing research
on how to steal a woman,
324
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:24,168
and Bailey is the perfect test subject,
because she's a skank.
325
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:25,961
Hey!
326
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:30,007
So you're doing research
on how to steal a woman? Awesome!
327
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,383
Arlo, be nice.
328
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,802
You tryin' to get laid?
You gonna tap some ass?
329
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,221
I don't think so. What does that do?
330
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,015
No. He means pussy, bro.
331
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,184
I'm not a fan of cats.
332
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:44,271
I mean, I guess cats are okay.
333
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:46,356
I'm more into birds than felines
334
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:50,152
and, especially,
I'll say flightless birds are cool.
335
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,987
What kind of girl you lookin' for?
336
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,031
Or do you wanna bang a flightless bird?
337
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,116
Of course not.
338
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,244
A human!
A fe... a human female!
339
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,871
That's enough, guys.
340
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:06,001
People think I don't know
when I'm being picked on, but I do.
341
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,630
I just don't always know why, which,
342
00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:11,465
in some ways, is worse.
343
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:14,927
No, just read it out.
344
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:17,012
We'll keep it a secret between us.
345
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,348
Can he handle a girl like Bailey?
346
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,599
You trust me?
347
00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:24,061
Tell us who she is.
We'll keep it a secret. Just between us.
348
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,646
Come on.
349
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,815
It's all good.
Who's the lucky girl?
350
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:30,651
Come on.
Oh, my... Guys, leave him alone!
351
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:31,819
He's not all there!
352
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:46,959
Chinstrap, Emperor, Gentoo.
Adelie, Chinstrap, Emperor, Gentoo.
353
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:50,629
Adelie, Chinstrap, Emperor, Gentoo.
354
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:54,591
Honey?
355
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:58,804
Is everything all right?
No, it's not.
356
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:02,224
I had to pick him up at school.
There was an incident.
357
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:04,852
He's been silent. He won't talk to me.
358
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:07,146
He's locked in his room.
I don't know what's going on.
359
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,481
Everything's gonna be okay.
360
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,400
Sam, can I come in?
361
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,027
Sam, honey, thank God. Are you okay?
362
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,113
I want to talk to Dad.
363
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:18,699
Really?
364
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:19,908
Right.
365
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,494
Sure. Of course, honey.
366
00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:26,248
We've been getting along lately.
367
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,250
It's what you wanted, right?
368
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,835
Yeah. It's great.
369
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:32,296
It's really good. Really good. Um...
370
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,007
so I should just...
371
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:37,009
Go to the bar and get your credit card.
372
00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:41,680
Okay? And, by the time you get back,
we'll either be better,
373
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,599
or we'll really need your help.
374
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,397
Call if you need me.
375
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:51,523
Nobody needs you, Mom.
376
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:01,617
Hey.
377
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,370
Did, um, something happen at school?
378
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,663
Yes.
379
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:09,541
You wanna talk about it?
380
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,667
Yes.
381
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,045
Okay.
382
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:16,798
Now?
383
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,801
I was doing what you said
384
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,012
and formulating a plan to steal a woman.
385
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:24,223
Those weren't exactly my words.
386
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,099
And I was simply taking notes,
387
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:28,560
and these guys were laughing at me
388
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,688
and asking questions,
and I don't know what was funny.
389
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:34,358
But then they kept laughing harder
390
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,109
and then Bailey Bennet...
391
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,864
Well, I am all there. I am!
392
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:42,699
I know you are.
393
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,286
Some kids are just assholes, Sam.
394
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,497
That's just the way it is.
395
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:52,000
But even the assholes get girlfriends.
396
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,086
It's easy for everybody, but not me.
397
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:55,504
No, it's not.
398
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,631
Trust me. It's hard for everybody.
399
00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:00,926
Not you. You stole Mom
from the boy with the Jeep.
400
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:04,096
Look, maybe I made that seem
a little bit too easy.
401
00:21:04,179 --> 00:21:06,682
Even after your mom got rid
of that other goofball,
402
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:10,560
she shot me down like ten times, okay?
403
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,271
That's just the way it works.
404
00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:14,815
The point is, is you just don't give up.
405
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:21,697
So,
you think I could get a girl to like me?
406
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,199
Of course I do.
407
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:37,129
Then we're gonna need
some chocolate-covered strawberries.
408
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,474
Hey, Mr. Free Spirit.
409
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,018
Climb any mountains lately?
410
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,397
Oh. I'm sorry!
411
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,066
I thought you were someone else. Um...
412
00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,611
I left my card here the other night.
413
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:02,612
Elsa Gardner?
414
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,911
Gardner. Here you go.
415
00:22:10,954 --> 00:22:13,165
Yep! That's me.
416
00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:14,333
Great.
417
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:19,629
Yeah. That's what I came here for, so...
418
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:22,674
Excuse me.
419
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,426
Is Nick here?
420
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:25,510
Sir?
421
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,555
Is Nick here?
He's around somewhere.
422
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:31,183
You say you've got the touch
423
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:34,102
But I think you talk too much
424
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,688
'Cause I swear I'll make you blush
425
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,398
Girl, I won't get flattered
426
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,317
'Cause it doesn't even matter
427
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:43,153
You think you know so much, but
428
00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:46,031
I think you're out of touch
429
00:22:46,114 --> 00:22:48,867
I don't wanna be next to you
430
00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:51,912
'Cause I can't stand
A single thing you do
431
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,257
Oh.
432
00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:17,479
All right. You're gonna get out of the
car and give that girl those strawberries.
433
00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:21,108
Then the ball's in her court.
You've done all you can.
434
00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:27,239
Go get her, Sam.
435
00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:30,117
I am. That's why we're here.
436
00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:45,006
No, no, no, no.
437
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,008
Sam. Sam!
438
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,098
No, no, no, no. Sam! Sam!
439
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:07,696
Sam! What are you doing?
What do you mean?
440
00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:09,823
You can't climb through
people's windows.
441
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:12,200
Well, I couldn't ring the doorbell.
442
00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:13,827
Her boyfriend works weird hours,
443
00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:16,955
so she doesn't like people at the door
'cause he may be sleeping.
444
00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:18,206
It's one of their rules.
445
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,791
I like rules.
446
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,751
They make things clear.
447
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:24,462
Before I do something,
I like to know all the rules.
448
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:27,465
A boyfriend?
What teenager lives with her boyfriend?
449
00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,969
Julia's not a teenager. She's 263/4.
450
00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:36,266
Julia, your therapist? Sam, let's go.
451
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:38,602
Get out. Come on, let's go! Let's go!
452
00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:41,146
Come on!
453
00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:44,608
In the animal kingdom,
attraction is a simple biological fact.
454
00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:45,901
We have to go.
455
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:48,236
It's us humans
who make it complicated.
456
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,947
Whoa! This is a nice backyard!
457
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:52,532
You could put a pool back here.
458
00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:54,159
Above-ground pools are cheap.
459
00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:58,622
You could build a deck around it, make
it feel like a in-ground pool and...
460
00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:04,836
That's sort of all I've gotta say
about pools.
461
00:25:05,503 --> 00:25:06,504
But...
462
00:25:08,256 --> 00:25:09,758
maybe you could talk now?
463
00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:11,426
Okay.
464
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,387
Why did you get kicked out of my school?
465
00:25:15,555 --> 00:25:16,389
What?
466
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:19,226
I heard you got kicked out,
and everybody has a theory.
467
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:20,143
What did you do?
468
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:23,563
Did you steal the principal's car?
Were you freebasing in the chem lab?
469
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,690
No, nothing like that.
What happened?
470
00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:27,859
It doesn't matter.
It was a long time ago.
471
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:30,278
Well, it matters to me.
Why?
472
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:33,698
I can't get in trouble and if
I keep hanging out with you, I will.
473
00:25:34,532 --> 00:25:37,077
Why can't you just tell me?
Because it's stupid.
474
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:40,497
Okay, just go home.
Come on, Casey!
475
00:25:41,081 --> 00:25:42,249
I stole a tuba!
476
00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:47,712
What?
477
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:51,299
I stole a tuba.
478
00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:53,802
And a trombone.
479
00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:56,680
And then a couple saxophones.
480
00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,559
I broke into the band room
one day after school,
481
00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:04,354
and I took some musical instruments.
482
00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:06,898
And then I tried to pawn them.
483
00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:10,735
I didn't really have a good reason why.
484
00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:13,905
They left the band room unlocked.
I guess that's the reason.
485
00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:15,740
Anyway, never mind.
486
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,743
Ninety minutes later,
cops are at my door.
487
00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:20,620
They put me in cuffs.
488
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:23,665
And since I stole stuff from the school
489
00:26:23,748 --> 00:26:26,376
that I go to, you know, like a genius...
490
00:26:26,459 --> 00:26:28,295
I also got expelled.
491
00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,381
So there it is.
492
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:33,842
That's the full story.
I hope you're happy.
493
00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:41,725
Are you serious?
You stole musical instruments?
494
00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:44,561
That's what you did?
Yeah. I told you it was stupid.
495
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:46,771
Why are you laughing?
496
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:48,440
Because that is hilarious!
497
00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:51,359
Because everyone thinks you're,
like, a total badass.
498
00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:54,112
How did you carry them all?
I brought my wagon.
499
00:26:54,195 --> 00:26:56,197
God, this just gets better and better.
500
00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:58,700
I can't believe you're laughing
at me right now.
501
00:26:59,659 --> 00:27:02,871
I knew that was a mistake. I shouldn't
have told you. You know what?
502
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:05,040
I gotta pick up my sister
from the library.
503
00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:05,957
I didn't mean...
504
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:09,377
Evan, wait.
505
00:27:09,461 --> 00:27:10,420
What?
506
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,148
Whoa.
507
00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:31,191
I know.
508
00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:36,780
Well, I should go.
509
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:41,326
Feels like awkward timing now, but I...
510
00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:42,744
Yeah, you should.
511
00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,996
Yeah, go.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
512
00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:05,975
That dart was awfully pointy and sharp.
513
00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:08,770
You think there'd be, like,
regulations, you know,
514
00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:11,064
about things like that
in a public place.
515
00:28:11,147 --> 00:28:12,649
It's a health hazard, right?
516
00:28:13,650 --> 00:28:14,692
Totally agree.
517
00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:16,694
Well, you have inebriated people
518
00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:18,947
throwing weapons across a room.
519
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:21,366
I mean, it's kinda dangerous, right?
520
00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:24,119
Um...
Yeah?
521
00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:26,371
I can't really get at the...
What?
522
00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:27,914
Your shirt's in the way.
523
00:28:28,623 --> 00:28:30,291
Of course. Yeah.
524
00:28:40,927 --> 00:28:41,803
There you go.
525
00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:44,514
Ah!
526
00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:46,474
Okay. Okay.
527
00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:53,732
Put a little Neosporin on it.
528
00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:00,029
Your Neosporin's expired.
529
00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:03,366
This stuff doesn't go bad.
530
00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:04,951
Uh-huh. Right.
531
00:29:05,034 --> 00:29:07,704
They just have so much room
on that tiny, one-inch tube
532
00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:10,874
that they put non-pertinent,
haphazard information.
533
00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:16,379
I've never met anyone like you.
534
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:17,672
Huh.
535
00:29:22,802 --> 00:29:24,596
And you're all set.
536
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:29,100
You can put your shirt back on.
537
00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:37,734
You know, we should exchange numbers.
538
00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:42,238
Just in case there's side effects
from that expired Neosporin.
539
00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:51,498
Listen, I really think you need
to let this thing with Julia go.
540
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:53,625
Why?
541
00:29:54,375 --> 00:29:56,169
First, she's a lot older than you.
542
00:29:56,252 --> 00:30:01,341
Plus, if you tell her how you really
feel, it's gonna be a conflict of interest
543
00:30:01,424 --> 00:30:04,177
and she's not gonna be able
to be your therapist anymore.
544
00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,179
But I need her as my therapist.
545
00:30:06,262 --> 00:30:07,639
Well, great.
546
00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:10,266
Then you should start dating someone
your own age.
547
00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:14,979
Like a practice girlfriend
before I date Julia?
548
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:17,398
No. I wouldn't call it that.
549
00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:20,693
When Roald Amundsen
first explored Antarctica,
550
00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:24,322
he took several practice journeys
over easier terrain.
551
00:30:24,405 --> 00:30:26,491
It's the logical thing to do.
552
00:30:26,574 --> 00:30:29,369
And when I get enough experience
with other girls,
553
00:30:29,452 --> 00:30:32,413
then I can date Julia
and she can stop being my therapist.
554
00:30:32,497 --> 00:30:36,376
Or you could find a girl your own age.
555
00:30:37,377 --> 00:30:41,422
That's your sweet spot. Plus, those are
the girls that are gonna like you, too.
556
00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:46,386
That's excellent advice. Thank you.
557
00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:50,807
Anytime.
558
00:30:58,314 --> 00:30:59,607
Hey, Dad?
559
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,776
Are you gonna tell Mom about Julia?
560
00:31:02,777 --> 00:31:03,820
You want me to?
561
00:31:03,903 --> 00:31:04,946
No, thank you.
562
00:31:06,447 --> 00:31:08,283
All right, well, then it's between us.
563
00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:15,790
I'm not trying to brag here,
but I had a really good day with Sam.
564
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,125
You know, he's a good kid.
565
00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:19,544
What happened to your arm?
566
00:31:19,627 --> 00:31:20,920
Oh, nothing.
567
00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:23,423
I just scraped it on
a nail in the garage.
568
00:31:23,506 --> 00:31:26,050
You gotta show me where it is
so I can pound it down.
569
00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:28,761
Did you put something on it?
Yeah, Neosporin.
570
00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:30,722
It was expired, but...
571
00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:32,390
That stuff doesn't expire.
572
00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:34,475
It just gets less effective
the more it sits around.
573
00:31:42,191 --> 00:31:43,443
What's that for?
574
00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:44,944
'Cause I'm such a good dad?
575
00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:46,821
Yeah, you're Super Dad.
Yeah?
576
00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:49,032
You gonna get me a cape
that says "Super Dad"?
577
00:31:49,115 --> 00:31:51,284
Not now. Get the light.
578
00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:54,329
Mm.
579
00:31:56,581 --> 00:32:00,668
Human behavior is less like
a chicken and more like an albatross.
580
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:04,589
No matter how far an albatross flies,
it always returns home.
581
00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:09,177
Unless it flies too close to the water
and gets eaten by a tiger shark.
582
00:32:36,245 --> 00:32:37,413
Now in my younger days
583
00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:39,540
I used to sport a sha-a-a-a-a-g
584
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,918
When I went to school,
I carried lunches in a ba-a-g
585
00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:44,420
With a apple for my teacher
'Cause I knew I'd get a kiss
586
00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:45,630
Always got ma-a-d
587
00:32:45,713 --> 00:32:47,340
When the class was dismissed
588
00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:48,800
But when it was in session
589
00:32:48,883 --> 00:32:50,301
I always had a question
590
00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:52,679
I would raise my hand
To make her stagger to my desk
591
00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:55,348
And help me with my problem
It was never much
592
00:32:55,431 --> 00:32:58,309
Just a trick to smell her scent
And try to sneak a touch
593
00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:00,728
Ohhh,
how I wish I could hold her hand
594
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:04,023
And give her a hug
She was married to the man, a thug
595
00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:05,608
His name was Lee, he drove a Z
596
00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:08,820
He'd pick her up from school
Promptly at three o'clock
597
00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:10,989
I was on her jock Yes, indeedy
598
00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:12,740
I wrote graffiti on the bus
599
00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:13,992
First, I'd write her name
600
00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:16,494
Then carve a plus
With my name la-a-st
601
00:33:16,577 --> 00:33:18,830
On the looking glass
I seen her yesterday
602
00:33:18,913 --> 00:33:20,915
But, still,
I had to let her pass
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