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Fish.
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Wondrous creatures of the sea.
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Exciting to catch,
delicious to eat.
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Fish, tonight on a very special
"At Home With Amy Sedaris."
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Fish -- a strange, cold-blooded
and limbless creature
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that thrives in the stuff
we drown in,
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a thing of nightmares,
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but, when battered
and panfried, scrumptious.
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Growing up, we always
had fish on Fridays.
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I believe it had something
to do with religion,
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but the details
are lost to boredom.
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But the real takeaway
from my childhood is,
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"Fish equals Fridays,"
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which is why the subtheme
for tonight's episode is
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"TGIF," or, "Thank God
It's Fish Day."
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Tonight we'll be having
the merry time of our lives
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by making a complete
fish dinner
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with all the trimmings.
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Hello, guys or gals.
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I don't pretend to know
your fishy parts.
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That's your business.
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[ Laughing ] Oh! Whoa!
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Joining me for dinner, I have
some very special guests --
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people you've all heard
of -- businessmen.
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Now, typically, I don't
associate with businessmen.
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I've never held a white-collar
job, and I'm never going to.
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But I accept that the world
is run by businessmen and,
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at some point, you'll
probably find yourself
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forced to entertain one.
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So I got a line on a few
of these business types
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and invited them over.
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I'm excited to say, they will be
joining us later in the show.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Finding the right fish
can be very confusing.
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There are so many
types of fish --
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canned, sticked,
plattered, gefilted.
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So I'm going to introduce you
to some of my favorites.
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With the help of
my local fishmonger
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and part-time boyfriend,
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Magnus here, I will teach you
everything you need
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to know about fish.
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Good to see you this morning.
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First up, the Arctic char.
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There you go.
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Now, this is the less-attractive
cousin to the salmon.
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Most people prefer salmon
but will settle for char,
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especially if it's the end
of a night of heavy drinking
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and all the salmon
has been ordered
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by the investment bankers.
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The red snapper!
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Now, you know it's the
red snapper because it's red
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as you can see here,
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a workman-like fish known
for its firm texture
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and abundance of mercury.
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Perfect if slowly poisoning
a loved one is on the menu.
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Next up is the porgy.
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Now, this is perhaps
the dumbest fish in the sea,
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easily fooled by the most
simple of lures.
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So simple to catch, you can
practically pull up to the pier
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in an unmarked van,
slide open the door,
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and it'll jump right in --
a real dumb-dumb.
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Next, the pollock.
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Now, this is what I call
the utility fish.
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Mmm, look at that
muscle on Magnus.
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The versatile catch used
for fake scallops,
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imitation crabmeat,
and real fish sticks.
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Really nice.
Mmm.
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It's a tall one, baby.
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Next up is the monkfish.
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This homely drifter is known
for its antisocial behavior
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and lack of morals.
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And finally, we have the fish
we will be cooking today --
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the river fish.
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Now, the river fish
is an every fish.
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It's always a crowd-pleaser,
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assuming the crowd
likes river fish.
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The river fish welcomes breading
and embraces the frying pan.
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But before we panfry our little
friend, he'll need to be gutted.
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Luckily, we know an expert
on cleaning fish --
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our friend Ruth, The Lady
Who Lives in the Woods.
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You handle them very nicely.
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Woman: ♪ Deep in the forest,
a lady lives ♪
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♪ In a small house
that is made of twigs ♪
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♪ She's earthy and simple
and must live plain ♪
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♪ And what you don't know,
she will try to explain ♪
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♪ She bathes in a creek,
and she sleeps on a cot ♪
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♪ Feasting on mushrooms
and apricots ♪
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♪ Her bathroom's a hole
in the dirt that she dug ♪
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♪ Her friends are a raccoon
and a slimy spring slug ♪
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♪ She's The Lady
Who Lives in the Woods ♪
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♪♪
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Oh, hello.
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You're just in time
to help me clean fish.
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Welcome to the lodge.
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This is Artemis, our parrot.
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Awk!
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Here's a basket of
fresh river fish
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that I caught earlier
with my friend Esther,
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down at the Chinchiwa Creek,
a favorite spot of ours.
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We were going to make
a weekend out of it,
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camping and building fires,
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but we got a late start
because Esther overslept.
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So we didn't get to do all
the things we had planned.
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But sometimes life
is that way --
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lazy and full
of unkept promises.
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Point is, Esther, she'd sleep
the day away if I let her,
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and I'm not gonna let her,
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especially when we had
an agreed-upon departure time.
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But we can't dwell in the past,
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even if it was
just this morning.
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Artemis: Awk!
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And look at these
little beauties.
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I've been a little hard
on Esther, but we did bring home
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just a lovely basket of fish.
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Didn't we, Esther?
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Isn't it nice to see
a basket of fish?
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Aside from her
occasional tardiness,
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one couldn't hope for a better
fishing partner than Esther.
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The first thing we do
when cleaning a fish
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is to have a go
at these rough scales.
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When you scale a fish,
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it's important to make
sure it stays moist.
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Okay, I'm struggling here
because the fish dried out
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as they were transported
in a basket.
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And why were they
transported in a basket?
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Because I assumed we'd be
coming home straightaway.
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But Esther had other plans.
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Remember, Esther, we had
to pull off the road
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so you could do
a charcoal drawing
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of that field of thistle?
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Point is, we now have a basket
of dry river fish on our hands.
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Let's just move on to gutting.
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Grip your fish.
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Remove the head by cutting
above the gill.
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Or in the case of dried-out
fish, just snap the head off.
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And then insert the fillet
knife into the anus,
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drawing the knife
toward the head,
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splitting the fish
to the base of the gills.
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Rip open the abdominal cavity
with your fingers,
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and remove the guts.
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Now, most people quickly
dispose of the fish innards.
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I like to sauté them
and feed them to our cats,
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Hodge and Podge.
[ Meowing ]
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Oh, our cats are circling.
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They know a treat is coming.
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Now, I say "our" cats,
but who does all the feeding,
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litter scooping, and neutering?
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Do you know the answer
to that one, Esther?
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[ Car door slams ]
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[ Car engine starts ]
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Thanks for spending some time
with us here in the lodge.
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I hope you learned some handy
tips on cleaning a fish.
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But at the least, I hope
you took away some good vibes.
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What do you have to say,
Artemis?
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Awk!
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I couldn't agree more.
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Woman: ♪ She's the lady
who lives in the woods ♪
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Thank you, Ruth.
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I've got the skillets heating up
and the fish lying down.
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When we return, a "TGIF"
Friday fish fry.
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I have a very simple preparation
for frying fish --
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a light dusting of flour,
a little salt and pepper,
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and into a hot skillet
coated with olive oil.
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This recipe also works
for chicken,
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known as the fish
of the ground.
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Now, these fillets are a little
big for a single portion,
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so what I'm gonna do is
I'm gonna cut them in half.
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Okay?
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Here we go.
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Oh!
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A dull knife --
a cook's worst enemy.
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A dull knife?
What am I gonna do?
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[ Bell ringing ]
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Oh, Knife Man?
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Knife Man!
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[ Bell ringing ]
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Tony Pugnalata
at your service.
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Oh, it's so nice
to see you.
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Nice to see you.
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Well, Tony, what do you
think about this?
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Let's see.
What do you need it for?
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Well, to cut things.
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Oh, gosh, no, that needs
to be sharpened,
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but it's still
excellent for stabbing.
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Oh.
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Well, I don't have
much need for stabbing.
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Spend a few nights
at a men's shelter.
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You'll get
real good at it.
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I would like to introduce
you to Vincent.
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Oh, you name your knives?
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They name themselves.
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Okay.
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Well, how do you
sharpen a knife?
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Excellent question,
Amy.
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There are a lot of
schools of thought on this.
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Some people prefer a, uh,
oil hone or a dry hone.
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What I like is a Japanese
water stone.
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And when it comes
to sharp blades,
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the Japanese really know
of which they speak.
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Just ask any of our boys who
survived the Bataan Death March.
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Oh, well...
Mm-hmm.
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What I do is start out
with a heavier grit.
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And what we like to do now is
we switch over to a finer grit
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and remove some of the burrs
that may have developed.
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That sounds nice.
I like that.
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Well, it feels
real nice, too.
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You almost went into
a trance, there, Tony.
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Yeah, it really is soothing.
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It takes a lot of time...
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Uh-huh.
...but knives are patient,
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unless they're provoked.
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Oh, gosh, you're
so knowledgeable.
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Where did you get
your expertise about knives?
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I thank you so much
for asking, Amy.
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When I was younger,
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I watched my father slash
my mother to death,
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and so now my feelings
about sex are --
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are all jumbled up
with thoughts of violence.
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Okay, well,
thank you, Tony.
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Thank you.
What do you have coming up next?
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Oh, gosh, just gonna push
my heavy cart up the hill
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and fend for my life
in the streets.
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Oh, my.
Well, let me know
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how it turns out.
Can do.
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Tony Pugnalata, everybody.
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Ta-ta!
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Oh, my, look at the time!
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My businessmen will be here
soon, and we didn't even address
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the most important part
of a fish dinner --
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making lamb chops.
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As it turns out, a lot of people
don't like fish,
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so it's very important
to always have an option.
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But look what I have on hand.
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Now, Smokey, if you can get
a beauty shot
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of these remarkable lamb chops.
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Those river fish will really
have their work cut out
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for them,
vying for the main course.
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You know what?
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These chops look so spectacular,
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I think we're gonna
have to prepare them
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in a very special way.
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Let's go see my next-door
neighbor and friend
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Patty Hogg, coming to us
from her country club.
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Patty: Hello, Frank, Lou!
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Careful on
that 18th green.
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It's slick today.
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Now, am I coming through?
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Is this remote?
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Oh, okay.
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I'm standing here
on the 18th hole
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of my beloved Divot Hills
Country Club,
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the most prestigious
country club
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in the Research Triangle area.
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And what we're gonna be doing
is we're gonna be
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grilling up
these gorgeous lamb chops.
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Look at these pink cuts.
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They're just perfect,
like little baby feet.
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Oh, keep your head down.
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Left arm straight.
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Oh!
Right into the sand trap.
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Man: Damn it!
Boo-hoo!
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You better pull out
your niblick!
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I've said too much,
I've said too much.
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So, the first thing we're gonna
do is we're gonna line
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the bottom
of the grill with foil
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before cooking,
which makes cleanup a breeze.
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Next thing I'm gonna do
is I'm gonna add my charcoal.
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Now, the Grilling Council
suggests 18 to 20 briquettes.
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Whoopsy, one too many.
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Now, before heating up
your charcoal,
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remember to pile them
into a teepee shape similar
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to what you place
around your pole beans.
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Now what you're gonna do is
you're gonna light your fire.
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Oh, look at those flames!
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Look at those peaks!
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Oh!
Now, how do you know
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when your charcoal's ready?
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I like to wait until
the charcoal briquettes
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are country-mouse gray before
placing any food on the grill.
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Now, you're gonna spread
your charcoal
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evenly over
the cooking area.
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Fore!
What's that? Oh.
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Now you're gonna place
the rack on top like this.
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Now I'm all ready for the chops.
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Now, I always adhere to
the recommendations
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of the Searing Association
and space
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my chops about one inch
apart from each other,
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or roughly two tough knuckles.
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Oh.
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Ew.
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Ew!
Ew!
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Okay, now,
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when dressing
your lamb chops,
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I use a simple marinade
of olive oil, rosemary,
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and salt and pepper.
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And we're just gonna
brush these on top like so.
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There you go.
You can flip them
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and do the other side.
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You never want to over-marinate.
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Oh, I spoke too soon.
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I have over-marinated.
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Let's get this baby.
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No problem.
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Just like new.
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Oh!
Look at that sizzle.
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So, there you have it --
lamb chops on the grill.
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I'll see you on the 19th hole.
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Max, hold up.
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How are the greens today?
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[ Laughing ] Oh, hello.
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I was just pulling this
out of my closet.
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Earlier, I promised to
teach you how to pull together
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a nautical-themed decor
that will really push
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your fish dinner
over the overboard.
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And now I'm gonna deliver
in the form of potato ships.
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Welcome to "Crafting Corner."
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Woman: ♪ Beads and bling
and glitter and string ♪
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♪ Glue and sew
and buttons and bows ♪
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Potato ships are the perfect
seafaring edible craft
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and so simple to make.
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And to prove it, I've taped
fake fingernails to my fingers.
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See?
Aren't they beautiful?
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All you need is tape...
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and fake fingernails.
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Okay, for this craft,
you will need baked potato,
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skewer, cheese singles,
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mushroom button caps,
construction paper,
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and a little bit of glue.
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So, now what we're gonna do
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is you put the potato
in front of you.
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Now, if you have an apartment
or a house or something,
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and it's really hot and you
don't want to turn your oven on,
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you can go to your local diner
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and they will sell you
a potato to go.
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And you're going to put
an incision this way,
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and then you're going to push
the ends towards each other,
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north to south,
not east to west -- this way.
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Now you can put anything
on your baked potato.
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I'm gonna put a little dab
of sour cream.
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You could also use mayonnaise.
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Okay, just a little bit.
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All right?
Put that aside.
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Okay, next, we're gonna
make the sail,
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which is gonna allow
this to set sail.
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So, you're gonna take a skewer.
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Now, you want to make sure
that you do the flat side up,
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'cause this piercing part
is gonna
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actually go into
the baked potato.
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You don't want to hurt anybody.
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So, I have precut some
construction paper here,
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like a flag --
two-sided flag.
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Okey dokey. All right.
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This is where nails
come in handy.
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See? Did you see that?
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I simply separated the pieces
by using that nail.
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If you have short nails,
I wouldn't recommend this craft.
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Okay, now, what you're gonna do
is you're gonna take the skewer,
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right there,
put it in the crease,
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and you're gonna leave
a little bit of top
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for something special later.
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Okay?
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And you're gonna
apply some glue.
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Okay?
Going to glue it down.
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Okay?
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Oops.
A little dried out.
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No problem.
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Okay, squeeze.
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A little dab will do it.
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Hmm.
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Oh, my goodness. [ Laughs ]
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Just...
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All righty.
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Okay, wood glue is good.
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You can use wood glue, for sure.
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You can use any glue, really.
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All right, joke's over.
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Okay, just apply
a little bit of glue.
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Dab, right there.
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Okay, perfect.
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Oh, okay.
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That might be a little bit too
much, but we can make this work.
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So, you're gonna pull it up.
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You're gonna fold it over.
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There you go.
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Now, I know that seems
like a lot of glue,
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but glue dries clear.
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This actually works in my favor,
because what I want to do
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is I want to make this look
like it's blowing in the wind.
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And then what you're gonna do
is add some cheese
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to it to make the sail.
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You take it off the paper.
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Now, you can use these later.
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This is a great way
to get off makeup.
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Um, now, Smokey, if you can just
get a close-up of this.
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Gonna pierce here and bring
it back under like so.
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Choof.
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Cheese will work with you
if you let it.
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00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,378
Now, the fun part is,
and the reason
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00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,046
you want to use the nails,
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00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,781
is we're gonna create...
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00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,684
First of all, take your nail,
pluck it down like a sandpiper
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pulling up something
on the beach,
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00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:31,322
take a mushroom cap...
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00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:34,725
to create the crow's nest.
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00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,027
How adorable is that?
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Insert it into your potato.
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00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:40,698
This is a great party favor.
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00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:45,169
There you go --
edible potato ships.
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[ Foghorn blowing ]
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This is a table
that is ready to set sail.
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On the bow, we have a
captain's-wheel-size platter
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of fried yellow perch.
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On the stern,
our succulent lamb chops.
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00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:02,753
Over on the port side, a whale
of a bowl of our seamen's
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00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:04,055
special coleslaw
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00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:06,223
and award-winning hush puppies.
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00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:10,394
After that, we have a tuna
tower of cold boiled shrimp.
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On the other bow, we have
my adorable potato ships.
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00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,400
And the table is anchored
by a conch shell
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00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,436
and a beachcomber's hat.
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00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:22,073
All that is missing is a sunset.
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00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:24,609
Wait a minute.
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Breathtaking.
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00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,448
You know something?
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00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,550
I forgot to mention, a fish
dinner won't be complete
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00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,919
unless you follow it up
with a perfect dessert,
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00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:37,455
which is why I made a batch
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00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,590
of my famous
maple-caramel brownies
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with real maple syrup.
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00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:44,929
And I must confess, I didn't use
just any maple syrup.
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00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,564
I used Von Mueller's.
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00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:49,133
Taste the history.
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00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,605
What do you think
of my pancakes?
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00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,740
I think
they're delicious...
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00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:58,542
now.
"Now"?
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00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,111
What does that mean?
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00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:03,047
Honey, I have
a confession to make.
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00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,548
I switched syrups.
442
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:05,950
What was wrong
with our old syrup?
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00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:07,451
Wasn't Von Mueller's.
444
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:08,652
Von Mueller's?
445
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:11,722
Von Mueller's uses
old German trees.
446
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:14,158
They've been crafting syrup
for over 140 years.
447
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,726
And you know what?
448
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,228
You can taste it.
449
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,729
Von Mueller's?
450
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,232
Wasn't that Hitler's syrup?
451
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:24,602
Yeah, uh, Hitler did use it,
but so did lots of Germans.
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00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:28,672
It's been a Bavarian family
tradition for generations.
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00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:30,641
Hmm.
What about Himmler?
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00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:32,977
Look, no one is denying
that it was the official syrup
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00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:36,347
of the Third Reich,
but consider this.
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00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:37,615
Nazis -- right?
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00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,483
-- they could have any syrup
they wanted.
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00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:40,751
What did they use?
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00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,119
Von Mueller's.
460
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,120
Yeah.
461
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:44,188
I guess so.
Right.
462
00:18:44,223 --> 00:18:46,123
So let's just focus
on the happier aspects
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00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:47,291
of Von Mueller's history,
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00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:50,928
like their longstanding
tradition of crafting
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a deep, dark, amber syrup.
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00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:56,501
So let the rest go and enjoy
our pancakes, shall we?
467
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:02,173
But didn't they find
Von Mueller's syrup in canisters
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00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:03,474
in Hitler's bunker?
469
00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:05,476
It was an established
syrup company
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00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:07,645
long before the Nazis
took power.
471
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,213
I mean, did Hitler like it
on his pancakes?
472
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:10,381
Yes!
473
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,216
Did Von Mueller's also
make munitions?
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00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:13,350
Absolutely!
475
00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:18,723
But that doesn't make it
Hitler's syrup!
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00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:27,698
Chorus: ♪ Von Mueller's --
not just Hitler's syrup ♪
477
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:31,135
♪ The Kaiser loved it, too ♪
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00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:34,805
Von Mueller's -- you know it's
pure because it's Von Mueller's.
479
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,473
[ Doorbell rings ]
Oh!
480
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,709
That must be
my business-mateys now!
481
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,714
Hi!
Please come in.
482
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,716
Thank you.
Yeah.
483
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:47,885
Thanks for coming.
Hmm.
484
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,086
There you go.
485
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,222
Gosh.
There you go.
486
00:19:51,257 --> 00:19:53,057
Welcome to my home.
487
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,358
Yeah.
Please.
488
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:55,926
Okay, have a seat.
489
00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:57,027
I like your suits.
490
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:59,597
Oh.
Nice.
491
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,901
Yeah.
492
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:07,071
Well, I guess I should start by
saying, um, tonight's cocktail
493
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:09,006
is called a Salty Scallywag.
494
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:13,344
It's a combination of gin,
pickle juice, a splash of sodey,
495
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:16,747
and a salted rim,
garnished with a shrimp tail.
496
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:19,750
Here's to
my Friday fish fry.
497
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:21,051
There you go.
498
00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:22,720
Okay, for those of you
who aren't fond of fish,
499
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:23,954
I also have lamb chops.
500
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:26,090
Which would you prefer?
Uh, lamb chop.
501
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,791
Lamb chop.
Lamb chop.
502
00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:29,860
Oh, okay, hmm.
503
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,596
All right.
504
00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:35,399
So, I understand you work
in a very tall office building
505
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:36,934
in the Research
Triangle Park.
506
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,235
Mm-hmm.
Tell me, uh,
507
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:39,536
what kind of
business things do you do?
508
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:40,604
Hedge funds.
509
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:42,706
Oh, okay, well,
tell me about that.
510
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:44,708
Well, we manage fairly
aggressive portfolios
511
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,610
that use advanced
investment strategies
512
00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:48,279
to leverage
derivative positions
513
00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:51,282
in both domestic
and international markets.
514
00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:53,951
Oh, so, that's
what businessmen do.
515
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:54,952
Okay.
516
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:56,287
Uh, can I freshen up
your scallywags?
517
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:57,755
No.
No.
518
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,424
Okay, well, maybe we can talk
about something other than work.
519
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:04,161
What's your life like
when you're not working?
520
00:21:09,134 --> 00:21:10,834
Uh...
521
00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:12,736
I recently went on a date.
522
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,806
Oh, well, that sounds
universal and humanizing.
523
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:17,941
Tell me about your date.
524
00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:19,143
All righty.
525
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:22,579
Uh, well,
I decided I would, uh,
526
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,615
see this little
chippie on the side,
527
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:26,150
you know, just a couple
of nights a week, right?
528
00:21:26,185 --> 00:21:27,351
Is it Delores
in Accounting?
529
00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:29,286
No, no,
that was last summer.
530
00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:31,655
No, it was that scrappy little
redhead receptionist on 11.
531
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,257
You dirty son of a bitch.
532
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,625
Thank you.
533
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,828
So, uh, anyway, we're having
a couple of drinks
534
00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:40,030
the other night over at
Hang Chow's Mandarin House
535
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:42,199
just to, you know,
prime the pump.
536
00:21:42,234 --> 00:21:43,767
You dirty son
of a bitch.
537
00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:45,102
Thank you.
538
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,838
So, uh, I'm pretty well-lubed
and she's good to go,
539
00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:49,840
so I ask for the check
and I tell
540
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,542
Red it's time
to skedaddle, right?
541
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:54,178
So she excuses herself to,
uh, freshen up.
542
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:55,179
They love to freshen up.
543
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:57,281
Oh, right you are.
544
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,616
So, I'm about
to pay the bill,
545
00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,985
when guess who waddles
in to Hang's?
546
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,187
Who?
547
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:05,456
That fat busybody
from Edith's book club.
548
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,024
Book-club ladies.
Right?
549
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:08,525
She's out with a couple
of the gals,
550
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,462
and she's sticking her bulbous
nose into my business.
551
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,530
What did you do next?
Well, what could I do?
552
00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:15,699
I mean, and I exchanged
a couple of pleasantries,
553
00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:17,134
said I just finished
a business meeting,
554
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,869
and I got the Sam Hell
out of there.
555
00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:21,872
But all the while,
Red is in the ladies' crapper,
556
00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:23,874
slapping on rouge for a night
that's never gonna happen.
557
00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:25,409
Oh, you dirty son
of a bitch!
558
00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:26,477
Thank you.
559
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:27,711
Oh, boy.
560
00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:31,515
Anyway, it took me two weeks
to butter her up again.
561
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:34,151
Amy: Oh, wow,
there you have it.
562
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,986
Hmm.
Mmm.
563
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,488
Um...
564
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,723
guess what?
We're out of time.
565
00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:42,092
I'd like to thank my guests,
my three businessmen --
566
00:22:42,127 --> 00:22:44,395
Mr. Olgilvey, Mr. Handley,
and Mr. Stieger.
567
00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:47,431
Please, Mr. Olgilvey was my
father's name.
568
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:48,866
You can call me Daddy.
569
00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:50,601
Oh.
What about dessert?
570
00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:52,035
No, we really
are out of time.
571
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:53,337
Oh, we'll make it quick.
572
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,872
Put a little powdered sugar
on that rump of yours,
573
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:56,540
we'll all have sweet buns.
574
00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:58,776
Oh...
Oh, you dirty son of a bitch!
575
00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,911
Thank you.
We'll be right back.
576
00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:08,619
Welcome back.
577
00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:11,522
Well, guess who's allergic
to shellfish?
578
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:14,124
I'm gonna let you in
on a great entertainer's tip.
579
00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:16,126
After every affair,
record all the hits
580
00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:17,428
and misses of the evening
581
00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:18,729
in your party log --
582
00:23:18,764 --> 00:23:20,964
you know, what went well,
what didn't --
583
00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:23,700
so the next time, you don't
make the same mistake.
584
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,135
Let's see.
585
00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:28,872
"Hits -- businessmen love meat.
586
00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:32,242
Misses -- businessmen
aren't big on small talk,
587
00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:34,111
hush puppies were a little dry,
588
00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:40,284
and never garnish with shrimp
or shellfish when allergic."
589
00:23:40,319 --> 00:23:41,718
That's odd.
590
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:45,088
I don't even remember coming
in contact with shellfish.
591
00:23:45,123 --> 00:23:46,323
Hmm.
592
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:56,500
[ Harp music plays ]
593
00:23:56,535 --> 00:23:57,568
Hmm.
594
00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:58,802
What else?
595
00:23:58,837 --> 00:24:02,473
Well, overall, I would say
the party was a success.
596
00:24:02,508 --> 00:24:05,008
Oh, yeah, scented candles
for the bathroom --
597
00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:06,343
a must.
598
00:24:06,378 --> 00:24:09,346
See you next time, when we
take a closer look at eggs.
599
00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:11,181
Eggs sometimes get a bad rap.
600
00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:12,449
But you know what I say?
601
00:24:12,484 --> 00:24:13,851
Give them a break.
602
00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:14,952
Good night.
603
00:24:18,056 --> 00:24:21,658
All right, there, sweet cheeks,
start your engines.
604
00:24:21,693 --> 00:24:24,528
You dirty son of a bitch.
605
00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:27,131
Thank you.
606
00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:31,435
[ Laughs ]
607
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:35,639
[ Giggling ]
608
00:24:35,674 --> 00:24:37,408
Oh!
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