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Perozzi's job as a news
editor ends at this hour,
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then he gets out of his office
to go home. Oh! Perozzi is me.
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Thanks, doctor.
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I'm so used to be called "Perozzi"
by my colleagues and friends
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that I've almost forgotten
my first name is Giorgio.
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- Hi, Perozzi!
- Hi.
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Black coffee laced with
Fernet. "Branca", please!
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"Prostitutes slaughtered
by gangs of armed queers!"
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"They're dying like flies: 4 in Turin,
2 in Florence and 18 in Lombardy!"
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"Panic among the pimps!"
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Enough, Perozzino! How can you
be willing to joke at this hour?
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"Barkeeper's licence revoked
because he picks his own nose!"
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Give me three packs of cigarettes too.
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Come on, Wanda, I'll take you home.
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Thanks. I'm waiting for
my man. He'll take me home.
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A glass of milk and two brioches.
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Those are yesterday's, the fresh
ones haven't been delivered yet.
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Let's go to the baker's near the
station. He takes them out at this hour.
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Thanks but I'm tired. I'll go home.
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- Yesterday's will do.
- Alright.
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What's wrong Perozzi? Can't
you find your way home today?
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If you feel lonely,
I can keep you company
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even if I'm off duty.
You'll pay half price.
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Let him go to sleep! Can't you see
he's tired? He's just finished working.
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- Well, so have I!
- Sorry, Italia, but he's right. Bye all.
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I'd better go to sleep.
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But I don't feel like it.
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The idea to lock myself up in the
house after spending the night at work
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depresses me.
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And then it's true. Today I
don't feel like being alone.
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I need someone to laugh with,
to speak to, but not a whore.
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A friend. Yes, my friends.
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I'd really like to see them.
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But at this hour, all
I can do is go home.
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Perozzi's son is back!
Yes, that's his car.
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Only Perozzi's son can
put a raincoat on his car.
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No. I can't stand him,
not on a day like today.
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When I think about my own flesh and
blood, I suddenly turn into a vegetarian.
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What now?
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They must all be asleep.
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However
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I should meet at least one of them.
Birillo is certainly out peeing already.
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Birillo, my goodness!
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Slow down, Birillo!
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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- Where are you going?
- Who knows? Ask him.
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What are your plans for today?
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In the morning I have to
inspect some council houses...
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...and I'll meet the building
commission at the Town Hall at five. Why?
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Because today I feel like a gypsy.
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What a day! It's never going
to be a day like this again.
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- I'd like to leave.
- Then, I'll leave with you.
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I'll send the surveyor to do the
inspection and I'll ignore the commission.
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Good!
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Birillo! Damn you!
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Wait for me in Beccaria Square.
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Put a brioche on the seat
and keep the car door open...
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...so we'll trick him.
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What if he slept outside...
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...and told his wife he was with us?
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We'll tell her: "lice, it's
true. Your husband is with us".
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"Go back to sleep".
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- Quick!
- Hurry up! Come on!
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Lello!
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Shh!
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But where are you going this time?
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Oh, God! What happened?
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Lello!
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- But at least tell me where you're going!
- I can't.
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- Will you tell me what's happening?
- I'll tell you tomorrow.
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Later.
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Bye!
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Lello!
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- So she fell for it again!
- She fell for it? She believes it!
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What else could she do?
With everything I do to her!
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They only have two onions
left for today's lunch.
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It's better this way. If they're
worried they won't get hungry.
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Who's that?
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Gypsies!
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- Not again! Oh, God!
- Not again? One month's passed by!
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But where are you going?
And when are you coming back?
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We're gypsies, with no
destination and no future.
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Come on, madam, awake him!
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But it's seven o' clock! He was very
tired. He came home late last night.
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Tired? Of what?
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Carmen, I'll take a token.
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- I have no money!
- Here.
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Call Sassaroli in Pescia
and tell him to get ready.
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Don't tell me that coffee's for him?
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Otherwise he'll be nervous all day.
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What do you care? He'll stay with us!
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Just a moment!
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Here! That's better, isn't it?
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- Busy!
- Who, Sassaroli?
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What Sassaroli! I wonder whom that
whore's speaking to at this hour!
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Don't give up! There's time.
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If you don't want me to go, I won't go!
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I'll stay here.
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- Go! Go!
- And today the labourer's sick too.
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- Will you make it all alone?
- Don't worry.
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Then hurry up, they're waiting for me!
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Have you hooted?
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Have you hooted?
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No. Oh, yes! I've lightly
touched it with my elbow.
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It's a sensitive horn. You
lightly touch it and see?
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It just takes one's elbow!
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Sometimes I just graze it this way.
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- That's impossible.
- No way!
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Show me! Indeed!
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- See?
- Mine is hard. If I want to hoot, I have to.
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What are you doing? Writing? Give
it a try. A finger is enough, see?
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Tarapia tapioco.
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A premature supercazzola
or are we joking here?
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- Sorry?
- No, allow me.
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No, sorry, we are four.
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As if it were antani for
you too just in two...
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...or in four also
scribai with a cofandina...
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like an antitheft, for example.
- Antitheft my foot!
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These gentlemen were
hooting. Stay aside.
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Wait, give me your finger.
Here, lift it up this way. Look!
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See the finger? It's
provoking, and premature too.
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Then I could also tell you, with
due respect for the authority...
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...that only the two things like
the deputy mayor too, understand?
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Deputy mayor?
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- Follow me to the police station!
- No, wait!
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No, wait, antani according to par.
12. Have patience, otherwise...
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...posterdati, for two, also a
little antani in the prefecture...
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Not counting the
premature supercazzola...
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...which has lost contact
with the tarapia tapioco.
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- What's happening, Paolini?
- Nothing! Hi, Necchi.
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- Hi!
- Hi! These gentlemen feel like playing.
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- Hi!
- Are they your friends?
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Of course. They were calling me.
Just a little hooting, this way.
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You want to make an issue of it? Come
on, you've always been reasonable.
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- I see. I'll close an eye this time.
- Good!
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Necchi, don't interfere when
I'm playing the supercazzola.
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If it was for me, he'd have
the car removed.
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- What! He was falling for it!
- Sure.
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The joke was working. We had
him in the palm of our hands.
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You had your dicks in the palm of your
hands! They'd already caught you, before.
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When?
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How about that master builder
who broke your nose?
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# Beautiful daughter of love.
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# I'm a slave to your mannerisms.
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# You can ease, you can ease my pain.
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Here we are, the four of us.
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There's also a fifth: Sassaroli,
who'll join us in Pescia...
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but that's a different matter.
The four of us are the main group:
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...schoolmates and fellow soldiers,
therefore friends for a lifetime.
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Here they are here, my
friends. Dear friends.
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# Beautiful daughter of love.
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- Stop!
- What?
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- A phone booth!
- Come on!
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- What are you doing?
- Gypsies never phone!
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I had a date with Titti.
I have to tell her, no?
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- You tried to call her for half an hour.
- Yes!
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It was busy. And I'd
also like to know why.
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I'll tell you why. She
was busy too, too, too...
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- But what did you do?
- I turned left.
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And what is there on the left?
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The hell if I know. Gypsies
turn wherever they want.
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That means to be gypsies.
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That's the gypsy thing: we leave
with no destination and no purpose...
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and our journey can last
one or two days, or a week.
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Once it lasted twenty days,
except for a couple of hitches.
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Here, brake.
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- Help! - Have you got a
room for four? - With a bath!
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- My shoulder, oh my!
- My goodness! Assassin!
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Mommy dear! A priest!
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One of the best times of
our lives started that way:
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...the four of us in the
same room out of town.
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Far away from our wives, lovers, business,
and with a whole hospital at our disposal.
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It was about time!
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- I have seen the Madonna!
- I want the chaplain!
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- the bedpan! - The
chaplain! - The Madonna!
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- You've called me four times already...
- Sister...
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- with the tarapia tapioco as if...
- I've seen the Madonna!
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- I want the chaplain, the chaplain...
- I've seen the Madonna!
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- The chaplain! - Enough!
- I've seen the Madonna!
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The other people are really sick here!
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- Tomorrow you'll settle it with the doctor.
- Unhooded?
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# The long, long, long, long shits...
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# ...run and melt. They need a bedpan...
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# ...from the sister.
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# The long, long, long, long shits...
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In the end the doctor gave
us such powerful sedatives...
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...that we slept all
night like pumpkins.
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And so, the day after we
woke up fresh and rested...
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...ready to start again.
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Well, at this point...
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# The long, long, long, long shits...
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# ...run and melt. They need a bedpan...
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# ...from the sister.
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I warn you:
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...either you end up this
buffoonery, or I'll separate you.
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I'll send you all to
different floors and wards.
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- Who wanted the bedpan?
- He did!
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There's nothing to laugh about!
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630 of cholesterol, 3,2 of glycaemia.
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First of all no more cigars!
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A litre and three quarters, with
a three percent of B6 solution.
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- Who saw the Madonna?
- He did!
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Bipolar electroencephalogram.
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And who asked for the chaplain?
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Well! Call Don Ulrico.
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- And you, what's wrong with you?
- Professor, you won't believe it.
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Antani like a traction
for two, even if it were...
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...a tarred supercazzola,
it is unhooked towards right.
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I see.
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Three doses of Afasol, one
hour long each. Immediately!
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There's still half an
hour to go! Enjoy it!
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No! No! But what are you doing?
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That's not a rubber
syringe! I want my lawyer!
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Repent, therefore, of your wickedness...
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...because you're a slave to evil...
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...and hell awaits you.
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- But when has he seen the Madonna?
- Before fainting.
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- He had a vision.
- Couldn't it be one of our nuns?
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No. She wasn't wearing
either a uniform...
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...or a blue dress. She had a fur on.
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Close your eyes.
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Hey! But what are you doing?
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Where does that corridor lead?
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To the psychiatrist's. But calm down.
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I can't! I have seen the Madonna! Again!
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00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:09,669
But what are you doing?
Those rings are all crooked...
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Should we call Giotto to draw a target?
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I'm not crazy! I wasn't hallucinating!
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She exists! The most beautiful
woman I've ever seen! Look!
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- Quick or she'll leave! There she is!
- Nice piece of pussy pie!
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- Not bad!
- Pussy? But she's Laura! She's Beatrice!
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And didn't Laura and Beatrice
have a pussy? They did!
234
00:19:35,830 --> 00:19:40,062
What Laura! What
Beatrice! She's Cleopatra!
235
00:19:40,670 --> 00:19:42,059
Oh my goodness!
236
00:19:42,510 --> 00:19:44,342
- He's fainted!
- Are you okay?
237
00:19:44,443 --> 00:19:46,943
Who told her? Here!
238
00:19:49,630 --> 00:19:52,940
Hello, Miss? I'm Perozzi, room 31.
239
00:19:53,470 --> 00:19:57,702
Someone with a beige dress, curly
hair and three roses will ask about me.
240
00:19:57,870 --> 00:20:00,668
Yes. Tell her I'm very sick.
241
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:03,549
That visits are forbidden,
and I can't see anybody.
242
00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:05,159
What do you think?
243
00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:09,626
Pretty, pretty, pretty!
Long thighs, like an antelope.
244
00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:13,669
- Well, she has a defect though...
- What is it?
245
00:20:13,990 --> 00:20:16,982
She messes with that Nazi
Head of the Physician.
246
00:20:19,350 --> 00:20:24,378
- Where's he taking her?
- Where? Where I'll go in a moment. Look!
247
00:20:26,870 --> 00:20:31,068
That's a pig, besides being a torturer.
248
00:20:31,270 --> 00:20:34,785
and he takes advantage of his
position to harass his poor patients.
249
00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:36,104
I'll call the police!
250
00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:38,306
What are you saying? They're married.
251
00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:42,266
She's the professor's wife. She's
undergoing psychiatric treatment.
252
00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:47,863
For Melandri it was love
at first sight as usual.
253
00:20:48,670 --> 00:20:50,308
which usually involves
the rest of us too...
254
00:20:50,430 --> 00:20:54,628
...because when Melandri falls in love
he becomes an unbearable dead weight.
255
00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:59,421
- Macaroni pie! Delicious!
- Ah!
256
00:21:00,830 --> 00:21:05,620
Aren't you joining us? It's
awfully good, Necchi's wife made it.
257
00:21:06,470 --> 00:21:07,686
Of course not!
258
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:13,700
Shall we play target-shooting spitting
at the ceiling? You'll get distracted.
259
00:21:13,950 --> 00:21:17,306
- But not while we're eating.
- No, thanks.
260
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:23,748
- Sorry guys, I can't make it.
- No! I'm the one who can't make it!
261
00:21:23,990 --> 00:21:27,426
We can't go on living with a corpse.
262
00:21:27,630 --> 00:21:30,383
I want to go to a different hospital,
or at least to a different ward!
263
00:21:30,470 --> 00:21:33,780
I'd better stay with the leper
than with an arsehole.
264
00:21:33,950 --> 00:21:35,226
Calm down! Sit down!
265
00:21:36,270 --> 00:21:40,042
Let's have a look at this
situation, a typical threesome.
266
00:21:40,411 --> 00:21:43,143
He, she and the other man.
267
00:21:43,710 --> 00:21:46,543
Well, he is a piece of shit
who deserves to be cheated on.
268
00:21:46,670 --> 00:21:48,865
- She...
- A piece of pussy pie.
269
00:21:49,470 --> 00:21:53,304
As regards the other man
I've been wondering, for a long time:
270
00:21:53,910 --> 00:21:57,380
why does he always give in so soon?
271
00:21:58,710 --> 00:22:01,429
Because she is too
beautiful, unreachable.
272
00:22:01,670 --> 00:22:05,583
And he is an important man, with a
strong personality, the charismatic type.
273
00:22:06,310 --> 00:22:09,302
- What can I hope for?
- Nothing.
274
00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:11,463
Nothing, I agree.
275
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:16,267
In fact, if you weren't a jerk but
a horse, I'd bet on you at 1 to 200.
276
00:22:16,550 --> 00:22:18,461
And I would win...
277
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:22,789
because Melandri has an advantage:
278
00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:25,465
the shrink.
279
00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:29,787
- Who?
- The headshrinker, the psychoanalyst.
280
00:22:29,950 --> 00:22:35,308
And if a woman goes to the psychoanalyst,
there's something missing in her life.
281
00:22:36,830 --> 00:22:41,108
And what does a woman miss in
her life 99 times out of 100?
282
00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:43,980
Love!
283
00:22:44,310 --> 00:22:48,019
Intravenous, sister? I'm ready.
284
00:22:49,870 --> 00:22:51,781
One and five!
285
00:22:55,390 --> 00:22:58,939
Hello? May I talk to the lady?
286
00:22:59,510 --> 00:23:02,183
Oh! That's you! Who am I?
287
00:23:02,990 --> 00:23:05,299
You seem an educated person.
288
00:23:06,590 --> 00:23:10,060
You'll certainly remember
Homer and his Odyssey.
289
00:23:10,830 --> 00:23:13,867
Madam, my name is Nobody!
290
00:23:14,470 --> 00:23:19,863
- I'm so cool!
- No! I think it was too intellectual.
291
00:23:20,070 --> 00:23:21,628
It was a masterpiece!
292
00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:24,901
It's a shame. What do
you want to achieve?
293
00:23:25,110 --> 00:23:26,589
Let us work for you!
294
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:31,387
Nothing affects a woman more than
eight or ten phone calls a day.
295
00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:34,218
- Yes, eight or ten fucks.
- Don't count on me.
296
00:23:34,430 --> 00:23:37,103
- That is deception.
- Keep quiet!
297
00:23:39,230 --> 00:23:40,560
Now, now!
298
00:23:42,270 --> 00:23:47,219
Hello? Yes, that's still me.
No, I don't want anything.
299
00:23:49,190 --> 00:23:52,262
I only needed to hear your voice again!
300
00:24:14,310 --> 00:24:15,629
Hello? It's me.
301
00:24:16,190 --> 00:24:19,978
Tarapia tapioco as if it were antani
with a premature supercazzola...
302
00:24:20,070 --> 00:24:24,109
...unhooded towards the right. Of course
you don't understand, I'm talking nonsense!
303
00:24:24,470 --> 00:24:27,348
When I think about your
well-shaped thighs, I go crazy.
304
00:24:28,190 --> 00:24:30,943
Describe your nipples in detail...
305
00:24:31,110 --> 00:24:34,227
- What are you doing? Pig!
- What am I doing? Working.
306
00:24:35,470 --> 00:24:39,145
- Putting my two cents in. - Your
dirty cents! - To each, his own.
307
00:24:39,390 --> 00:24:44,669
One cannot always flirt as you do!
Let's give her a few loving strokes.
308
00:24:44,870 --> 00:24:48,545
- Why don't you give them to Titti, ugly pig?
- I do, I do!
309
00:24:49,310 --> 00:24:51,301
Material and prosaic,
that's how you are!
310
00:24:51,790 --> 00:24:53,826
- Three!
- Three, six, nine.
311
00:24:54,030 --> 00:24:56,988
One, two, three, four, five, six,
seven, eight and nine. My turn.
312
00:24:57,390 --> 00:25:00,382
- Start preparing her.
- I will.
313
00:25:00,750 --> 00:25:03,389
- Tell her I'm not handsome.
- Don't worry.
314
00:25:03,550 --> 00:25:06,064
- That's important.
- We'll see to it.
315
00:25:10,870 --> 00:25:13,492
Donatella! How do I know?
316
00:25:13,843 --> 00:25:17,093
I know many things about you.
317
00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:21,304
Can I call you Donatella?
Thanks, Donatella.
318
00:25:21,510 --> 00:25:25,662
I know many, many things about
you! So many! For example...
319
00:25:28,270 --> 00:25:34,039
For example, I... For
example, for example...
320
00:25:35,150 --> 00:25:39,621
For example. Donatella, I know
you aren't happy. Don't deny it.
321
00:25:41,270 --> 00:25:45,104
I also know that's why you're
seeing a psychologist. Stop doing it.
322
00:25:45,470 --> 00:25:47,222
You don't need it anymore.
323
00:25:47,390 --> 00:25:51,269
You want to know why? I won't
tell you why. Ask your heart...
324
00:25:51,590 --> 00:25:54,946
- Enough! She'll get bored to death.
- Shh! She'll hear you!
325
00:25:55,030 --> 00:25:58,705
- Shall we give her a loving stroke?
- But who do you want to strike?
326
00:25:58,790 --> 00:26:02,703
- Let's get to the point!
- It won't work!
327
00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:06,422
Look at him! How nice!
328
00:26:08,670 --> 00:26:10,183
And without calling her!
329
00:26:19,070 --> 00:26:21,743
Who was the first she
treated with familiarity? Me.
330
00:26:21,910 --> 00:26:26,062
But who made her weep?
Necchi did. When I said:
331
00:26:27,430 --> 00:26:31,309
"Bid me not to call you
anymore, and I shall obey".
332
00:26:31,990 --> 00:26:34,788
She sobbed in this ear for an hour.
333
00:26:35,230 --> 00:26:38,482
Because you didn't
hear her moan in my ear.
334
00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:40,487
She moaned?
335
00:26:40,548 --> 00:26:43,948
Yes. When I told her:
"I'd lick you from head to toe".
336
00:26:44,230 --> 00:26:45,437
And when was it?
337
00:26:45,801 --> 00:26:49,030
Yesterday, from the public phone.
You won't let me call her from here!
338
00:26:49,230 --> 00:26:51,842
Because you're a pig and
don't understand that woman.
339
00:26:51,843 --> 00:26:53,750
You think they're all the same!
340
00:26:53,950 --> 00:26:59,422
Yes! Let me work and you'll
see. We're almost there.
341
00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:01,747
- Where?
- To the phone wank.
342
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:05,907
I hope you're joking.
343
00:27:05,977 --> 00:27:08,302
Not at all. On the contrary!
I'll show you at once.
344
00:27:08,390 --> 00:27:09,713
Here, in front of us?
345
00:27:09,834 --> 00:27:12,984
- Alright, I'll use the public phone.
- But what's he doing?
346
00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:16,263
Hello? It's me.
347
00:27:17,270 --> 00:27:20,555
Love, love, my love!
348
00:27:21,256 --> 00:27:25,586
Enough now! I must meet you. Yes.
349
00:27:26,630 --> 00:27:29,303
If you agree as well,
tell me where and when.
350
00:27:32,270 --> 00:27:33,500
Alright.
351
00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:39,069
She said no, did she?
352
00:27:40,030 --> 00:27:42,339
- She said yes.
- Where? - When?
353
00:27:42,710 --> 00:27:46,669
Do you think I'm going to tell you?
You think I'm an idiot, don't you?
354
00:27:49,070 --> 00:27:53,188
Melandri escaped on April
23rd at eight forty pm.
355
00:27:53,710 --> 00:27:57,623
We saw him leave, and we secretly
hoped that he screwed it up.
356
00:27:58,110 --> 00:28:01,420
We counted on the
shock she would get...
357
00:28:01,630 --> 00:28:06,750
...seeing Melandri, about whose aspect
we had carefully avoided to tell her.
358
00:28:07,510 --> 00:28:09,660
Hello? It's me.
359
00:28:14,030 --> 00:28:15,280
I knew it.
360
00:28:16,470 --> 00:28:18,763
It was better if I kept being
only a voice. Goodbye.
361
00:28:18,823 --> 00:28:20,414
Wait! Why?
362
00:28:20,950 --> 00:28:26,014
Why? I frightened you so much
that you broke a glass!
363
00:28:26,523 --> 00:28:28,310
Do I look like King Kong?
364
00:28:28,550 --> 00:28:31,189
Not at all! What are you saying?
365
00:28:33,310 --> 00:28:35,585
I'm sorry. I'm a little nervous.
366
00:28:36,430 --> 00:28:39,945
Me too. I have my nerves on edge.
367
00:28:41,110 --> 00:28:43,226
You've invited me to
dinner, if I am not wrong.
368
00:28:43,950 --> 00:28:46,225
Then, would you have a seat please?
369
00:28:47,870 --> 00:28:49,064
Have a seat.
370
00:28:53,510 --> 00:28:56,582
- Do you mind if I keep the...
- No, but...
371
00:28:58,630 --> 00:29:02,748
- on the phone you weren't so formal.
- You're right, but...
372
00:29:04,550 --> 00:29:08,702
...I don't know why, but
everything's different now.
373
00:29:08,950 --> 00:29:10,781
For me too.
374
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:16,480
So...
375
00:29:17,270 --> 00:29:19,022
Where do we start?
376
00:29:23,790 --> 00:29:25,143
How about a hors d'oeuvre?
377
00:29:26,110 --> 00:29:31,104
Come on! Where do we start
speaking, to know each other better.
378
00:29:31,830 --> 00:29:35,186
- Sorry, I'm a little...
- I don't even know your name.
379
00:29:36,150 --> 00:29:38,584
You never wanted to tell me your name.
380
00:29:40,190 --> 00:29:44,229
- Architect Rambaldo Melandri.
- Nice to meet you!
381
00:30:03,790 --> 00:30:04,905
Nothing?
382
00:30:05,110 --> 00:30:08,705
She wanted to meet you, she must
have uttered one sentence at least.
383
00:30:09,510 --> 00:30:12,502
Just a sentence, but
as sharp as a knife.
384
00:30:12,790 --> 00:30:15,748
"I have accepted to see
you only to warn you..."
385
00:30:15,910 --> 00:30:19,300
"...If you don't stop harassing
me, I'll tell my husband".
386
00:30:19,590 --> 00:30:22,468
- Listen...
- Hey, but those are mine!
387
00:30:22,550 --> 00:30:24,942
But has she said that before
or after seeing you?
388
00:30:25,024 --> 00:30:26,443
Before.
389
00:30:33,710 --> 00:30:36,463
We didn't want to act
cruelly towards our friend...
390
00:30:36,670 --> 00:30:40,140
...who preferred to leave
the hospital and us...
391
00:30:40,590 --> 00:30:44,219
...also to avoid the danger
of meeting that woman again.
392
00:30:47,950 --> 00:30:51,244
Forgive me, guys, but...
393
00:30:51,325 --> 00:30:55,285
...I need to be alone
with my pain for a while.
394
00:30:58,390 --> 00:31:01,985
Please, don't look for me,
okay? Don't ask after me.
395
00:31:04,110 --> 00:31:08,228
I will show up when I'm alright.
396
00:31:10,910 --> 00:31:12,184
If I ever will.
397
00:31:14,350 --> 00:31:15,566
Goodbye.
398
00:31:16,430 --> 00:31:19,786
But as soon as he had disappeared,
our sympathy for him...
399
00:31:19,990 --> 00:31:23,187
...was replaced by our pride.
400
00:31:24,190 --> 00:31:26,181
What a bitch!
401
00:31:26,950 --> 00:31:29,100
Who was she expecting? Marlon Brando?
402
00:31:29,950 --> 00:31:32,339
Moreover, she made us work like crazy.
403
00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:35,989
I'll phone her right
now! I have to punish her.
404
00:31:38,190 --> 00:31:39,679
I'll phone her!
405
00:31:42,910 --> 00:31:44,286
That bitch!
406
00:31:48,470 --> 00:31:49,619
Hello? It's me.
407
00:31:54,710 --> 00:31:56,985
- What? - What happens?
- What's she saying?
408
00:31:57,070 --> 00:31:59,903
She says the sand and my
perfume are still on her.
409
00:32:00,390 --> 00:32:01,779
Yes, love, yes.
410
00:32:03,350 --> 00:32:04,624
Me too. Very much.
411
00:32:05,430 --> 00:32:07,546
You can't imagine how much.
412
00:32:15,550 --> 00:32:16,918
Bye!
413
00:32:18,190 --> 00:32:21,148
- So? - He's done
her! - He's done her!
414
00:32:21,870 --> 00:32:23,246
He's done her!
415
00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:27,620
On the beach. In the
moonlight. Have you heard?
416
00:32:28,790 --> 00:32:31,224
That son of a lesbian bitch!
417
00:32:33,110 --> 00:32:37,989
"Forgive me, guys. I don't know
if I can make it. Leave me alone."
418
00:32:38,365 --> 00:32:40,000
Can you believe it?
419
00:32:40,190 --> 00:32:44,342
What a friend! Pig! Filthy! False!
420
00:32:44,710 --> 00:32:47,668
And, after deciding not to
name that traitor anymore...
421
00:32:47,830 --> 00:32:51,061
...we all went back to our
separate and usual lives...
422
00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:54,148
...after that accident which
had left marks on us all.
423
00:32:54,910 --> 00:32:57,504
Marks that I decided to
exaggerate a little...
424
00:32:57,670 --> 00:33:00,707
...to break up with a certain
person in an elegant way...
425
00:33:00,910 --> 00:33:04,823
someone who had started
to say things like:
426
00:33:05,070 --> 00:33:08,187
..."I would need that
you needed me so much".
427
00:33:09,710 --> 00:33:13,942
It makes 300. Therefore, I emphasized
some of the after-effects of my fractures.
428
00:33:15,510 --> 00:33:19,219
Wait for me, love, this hump
prevents me from running as I used to.
429
00:33:21,590 --> 00:33:23,467
Come on, the train is leaving.
430
00:33:24,830 --> 00:33:28,140
- I can't. - I'll take
it. - Here, come on.
431
00:33:34,270 --> 00:33:36,386
- Bruna! Bruna!
- Yes!
432
00:33:37,150 --> 00:33:39,267
Get back soon, my kitten,
as soon as you can.
433
00:33:39,328 --> 00:33:40,418
I will!
434
00:33:40,470 --> 00:33:42,108
You know how much I need you.
435
00:33:42,310 --> 00:33:45,202
But my sister needs me too. As
soon as she has recovered I...
436
00:33:45,290 --> 00:33:47,704
She will recover, you'll see.
I bring good luck now.
437
00:33:47,765 --> 00:33:49,805
But you aren't trying
to get rid of me, are you?
438
00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:54,746
- What are you saying?
- I've got a bad sensation.
439
00:33:54,910 --> 00:33:56,548
See, madam,
440
00:33:56,750 --> 00:34:02,268
besides the hump, hunchbacks
get a sixth sense. Bye!
441
00:34:02,870 --> 00:34:06,385
- Bye! Bye!
- Bye! Bye!
442
00:34:08,070 --> 00:34:12,143
And the sensation came
true. I never saw her again.
443
00:34:20,230 --> 00:34:23,222
- You touched my
hump! - Me? - Yes.
444
00:34:23,910 --> 00:34:26,378
- You're wrong...
- You've touched my hump...
445
00:34:26,470 --> 00:34:28,381
...to pass school tests.
- I assure you th...
446
00:34:28,470 --> 00:34:30,301
- I felt you, you know?
- But...
447
00:34:30,630 --> 00:34:34,305
Now she plays the angel! Study
instead of touching people's humps!
448
00:34:34,390 --> 00:34:37,109
- She seemed so respectable!
- Come on, sit down.
449
00:34:37,190 --> 00:34:40,262
- That's absurd!
- They're all the same!
450
00:34:40,350 --> 00:34:42,466
- Oh, my goodness!
- Thanks!
451
00:34:42,910 --> 00:34:46,585
And since I was a hunchback, I
remained a hunchback till I got home...
452
00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:49,582
...but I hadn't considered my son.
453
00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:52,138
I never remember if he teaches
in Milan on the odd days...
454
00:34:52,230 --> 00:34:54,824
...and here in Florence on
the even days, or vice versa.
455
00:34:55,030 --> 00:34:58,909
On which Sunday he stays
with me or goes to his mother.
456
00:34:58,990 --> 00:35:02,778
In any case, he always shows
up when I'm not expecting him.
457
00:35:03,110 --> 00:35:04,340
Dad!
458
00:35:05,150 --> 00:35:09,666
- Don't worry, Luciano.
- How couldn't I, with a dad like you?
459
00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:13,626
He didn't fall for it for a moment.
460
00:35:13,710 --> 00:35:16,827
Because he is intelligent, no doubt,
461
00:35:16,910 --> 00:35:19,378
but he lacks sense of humour.
462
00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:22,860
And don't think you can do
to me what you did to mum.
463
00:35:23,190 --> 00:35:24,862
You made her go crazy.
464
00:35:26,230 --> 00:35:30,508
But when will you grow up, dad,
and stop acting like an idiot?
465
00:35:32,950 --> 00:35:37,182
I wondered if the idiot was
me, who saw life like a game...
466
00:35:37,430 --> 00:35:41,389
...or if it was him,
who saw it like a prison.
467
00:35:42,030 --> 00:35:43,861
Or if we were both idiots.
468
00:35:45,030 --> 00:35:48,181
Necchi, on the other hand,
found out his right arm...
469
00:35:48,270 --> 00:35:51,342
...still hurt when he
made specific movements...
470
00:35:51,430 --> 00:35:54,945
...above all when he had to stick
stamps on the football pools coupons.
471
00:35:55,030 --> 00:35:57,260
Ouch! The professor told me:
472
00:35:57,350 --> 00:36:01,821
..."Total recovery. You can make any
movement but don't press your thumbs".
473
00:36:03,550 --> 00:36:06,622
And I have to press and drag
my thumb. How unlucky of me!
474
00:36:06,830 --> 00:36:09,583
Leave it to me. And we'll hire
someone else for Saturdays.
475
00:36:09,790 --> 00:36:11,223
I can't do it. It hurts.
476
00:36:15,870 --> 00:36:18,748
- Crisis, guys!
- Yes, the lira collapsed!
477
00:36:18,990 --> 00:36:21,743
Not that! Judas is in a serious crisis!
478
00:36:21,830 --> 00:36:23,422
- Oh! Is he?
- Hell yes!
479
00:36:23,510 --> 00:36:27,901
No way! They used to dance "My foolish
heart" and dine in the candle light...
480
00:36:28,130 --> 00:36:29,219
Then?
481
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,740
But since he wanted to feed
her, his beard caught fire.
482
00:36:32,950 --> 00:36:34,224
- And then?
- They broke up!
483
00:36:34,430 --> 00:36:36,819
Actually his beard has
nothing to do with it.
484
00:36:37,030 --> 00:36:40,227
They say they can't
keep on being in hiding.
485
00:36:40,950 --> 00:36:43,180
Their screams almost
broke down the walls.
486
00:36:43,430 --> 00:36:46,155
They'd like to tell the world:
487
00:36:46,616 --> 00:36:50,056
"I love Molly Pucci! I love Cippa Lippa!".
488
00:36:51,030 --> 00:36:54,587
The milkman's boy passing
by goes like: " Prr!".
489
00:36:55,030 --> 00:36:57,703
- Oh, here's the bill.
- What's that?
490
00:36:58,030 --> 00:37:01,227
You said you would buy the
Universal Encyclopaedia?
491
00:37:01,310 --> 00:37:02,948
But if you changed your
mind I'll tear it up.
492
00:37:03,150 --> 00:37:06,108
- Wait! If you're in need...
- I'm always in need.
493
00:37:07,590 --> 00:37:08,864
But I'm not a beggar!
494
00:37:09,870 --> 00:37:11,508
After all, don't worry.
495
00:37:11,590 --> 00:37:14,787
I am about to make a
large business deal.
496
00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:21,181
One hundred thousand? Are you crazy?
497
00:37:21,350 --> 00:37:24,262
We're talking the whole leg
here, not the little finger!
498
00:37:24,550 --> 00:37:27,542
- And it's the right leg too.
- So what? I know full well.
499
00:37:27,830 --> 00:37:32,585
Look. The plaster reaches
up to the knee. It's blocked.
500
00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:35,867
- Here, up to the ankle.
- But it can be unblocked.
501
00:37:35,950 --> 00:37:38,384
- How, it can be unblocked?
- It can just be unblocked!
502
00:37:38,470 --> 00:37:41,906
What do you care! It's already
been estimated by the insurance.
503
00:37:42,110 --> 00:37:45,785
With such a leg you'll
get at least L. 800.000.
504
00:37:46,270 --> 00:37:50,468
Here is the assessment. Give me L.
200.000 cash, and the leg is yours.
505
00:37:50,870 --> 00:37:53,942
- And what's the use of it?
- Then I'll go to another usurer.
506
00:37:54,030 --> 00:37:57,659
In the end he sold the rights on his
leg to a greengrocer from Candeli...
507
00:37:57,750 --> 00:38:01,459
...who gave him 650 lbs. of
potatoes and a 1959 Oldsmobile...
508
00:38:01,550 --> 00:38:04,269
...which even a
car-wrecker would refuse...
509
00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:07,308
...but which made Mascetti
self-confident, instead...
510
00:38:07,630 --> 00:38:10,622
...as he thought he could
widen his sphere of activity.
511
00:38:16,230 --> 00:38:18,346
No news from Melandri, instead...
512
00:38:18,567 --> 00:38:23,022
till one day Mascetti asked us to reach
him in Pescia as quickly as possible.
513
00:38:23,222 --> 00:38:24,827
- Too late.
- Why?
514
00:38:24,910 --> 00:38:28,459
- Why is it too late?
- Because he got in long ago.
515
00:38:28,630 --> 00:38:30,143
- Who?
- Melandri. There.
516
00:38:30,390 --> 00:38:31,421
There where?
517
00:38:31,510 --> 00:38:34,978
He got in to the villa of
Nazi... of the professor.
518
00:38:35,070 --> 00:38:37,538
- I came to sell him an encyclopaedia.
- And then?
519
00:38:37,630 --> 00:38:40,622
And then I saw Melandri's car arrive...
520
00:38:40,790 --> 00:38:44,908
...I hid here and saw him
get off in a black suit...
521
00:38:45,110 --> 00:38:48,182
...with a collared coat and a bow tie...
522
00:38:48,390 --> 00:38:51,700
Fulminating God! He went to
tell her husband! And then?
523
00:38:51,950 --> 00:38:55,943
I called you at once because he's going
to ruin himself. We have to do something.
524
00:38:56,110 --> 00:38:59,546
- What can we do?
- Calm down, guys!
525
00:38:59,710 --> 00:39:02,383
- Calm down my arse!
- You know her husband, don't you?
526
00:39:02,470 --> 00:39:04,938
You know he's a beast.
Then let him settle that.
527
00:39:05,150 --> 00:39:07,903
He'll peel off his skin and
make a lampshade out of it.
528
00:39:08,470 --> 00:39:12,463
It was an error of judgement.
529
00:39:12,710 --> 00:39:18,307
If this was a sophisticated
comedy instead of a drama...
530
00:39:18,750 --> 00:39:22,106
at this point the protagonist
would tell the antagonist:
531
00:39:22,270 --> 00:39:25,367
..."Professor, I came to ask
your wife's hand in marriage".
532
00:39:25,490 --> 00:39:27,026
- Is that all?
- Yes.
533
00:39:27,190 --> 00:39:31,904
No! Let me add that in front of you
there's a man who's ready for anything.
534
00:39:32,270 --> 00:39:34,943
- Also to take the beast?
- Sorry?
535
00:39:35,630 --> 00:39:37,143
That thing there.
536
00:39:37,390 --> 00:39:42,783
He's Birillo, Donatella's
dog. She loves him a lot.
537
00:39:43,230 --> 00:39:45,061
Of course I'll take him.
538
00:39:46,070 --> 00:39:50,427
He eats a kilo of sliced meat a day,
plus one and a half kilos of rice...
539
00:39:51,150 --> 00:39:54,779
... and he needs to be walked
out at five o'clock every morning.
540
00:39:54,990 --> 00:39:57,629
Those are careless details!
541
00:39:58,110 --> 00:40:01,420
Let's discuss serious things,
instead. Important things.
542
00:40:02,830 --> 00:40:05,628
- Let's speak of the children.
- Let's speak of them.
543
00:40:05,830 --> 00:40:09,300
Since you're so
comprehensive and polite...
544
00:40:10,350 --> 00:40:12,227
...I appeal to your good heart...
545
00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:17,145
...so that Donatella can
see her creatures. Regularly.
546
00:40:18,910 --> 00:40:21,105
At least once every two weeks.
547
00:40:22,110 --> 00:40:23,198
No?
548
00:40:24,230 --> 00:40:28,701
- Here, I knew it.
- No, you misunderstood me.
549
00:40:29,230 --> 00:40:33,587
I said no, because I'm the one who will
come to see the creatures at your place.
550
00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:37,905
Maybe not once every two weeks,
but we'll come to an agreement.
551
00:40:38,070 --> 00:40:39,139
Then, you...
552
00:40:40,530 --> 00:40:41,760
Of course.
553
00:40:43,070 --> 00:40:46,684
See, this is a whole chain
of affections...
554
00:40:47,235 --> 00:40:49,385
...that neither I or you can break.
555
00:40:51,870 --> 00:40:53,098
You love my wife.
556
00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:56,503
My wife loves Birillo.
557
00:40:58,830 --> 00:41:00,661
Birillo adores the children.
558
00:41:02,110 --> 00:41:06,023
- The children are attached to the governess.
- The governess?
559
00:41:06,350 --> 00:41:11,470
German. She signed a two-year
contract. She's very strict. In uniform.
560
00:41:13,070 --> 00:41:19,020
I mean, who takes Donatella
takes the whole package.
561
00:42:30,430 --> 00:42:34,184
We had really lost him and we
didn't look for him anymore.
562
00:42:34,430 --> 00:42:36,580
We preferred to remember
him as when he was alive.
563
00:42:36,750 --> 00:42:39,662
So, we only received third-hand
and fourth-hand news of him...
564
00:42:39,870 --> 00:42:42,543
...occasional, casual,
and more and more tragic.
565
00:43:01,670 --> 00:43:02,739
But where are you going?
566
00:43:03,150 --> 00:43:04,663
Come here! Come here!
567
00:43:05,550 --> 00:43:06,766
Come here!
568
00:43:08,310 --> 00:43:10,301
But on a rainy night
569
00:43:10,470 --> 00:43:12,700
...the lost sheep
returned to the fold.
570
00:43:13,590 --> 00:43:14,659
Good evening all.
571
00:43:18,150 --> 00:43:20,186
It's been a while, huh?
572
00:43:21,550 --> 00:43:24,940
- How are you? Are you
well? - We are. - So and so.
573
00:43:25,950 --> 00:43:27,224
What bad weather!
574
00:43:28,190 --> 00:43:29,782
I'm so cold...
575
00:43:30,350 --> 00:43:33,547
- How about a punch? Shall I heat up...
- No, I'm fine thanks.
576
00:43:34,490 --> 00:43:35,772
How about a game?
577
00:43:35,829 --> 00:43:38,880
Come on! We've just started.
We'll play in couples.
578
00:43:39,150 --> 00:43:42,540
- You and Mascetti vs. me and Perozzi.
- Good. This way you'll get warm.
579
00:43:43,270 --> 00:43:45,864
Pick your usual cue and
go for the opening shot.
580
00:43:46,430 --> 00:43:48,819
Here's the cue ball.
Shoot well, alright?
581
00:43:50,110 --> 00:43:52,419
So guys. How are you?
582
00:43:54,790 --> 00:43:56,209
How are you?
583
00:43:58,110 --> 00:43:59,410
- Well.
- Good!
584
00:43:59,610 --> 00:44:02,210
How's the lady? And the
children? And the doggie?
585
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:03,556
Very well.
586
00:44:03,627 --> 00:44:05,942
Very well my arse!
What kind of opening is that?
587
00:44:06,590 --> 00:44:08,979
You got down a ton of pins!
588
00:44:09,790 --> 00:44:10,859
My hand shakes.
589
00:44:22,190 --> 00:44:24,181
Let's stop acting, guys.
590
00:44:24,510 --> 00:44:25,909
I can't take it anymore.
591
00:44:27,190 --> 00:44:29,340
I want to kill that filthy beast!
592
00:44:29,630 --> 00:44:32,349
- The dog?
- Not the dog! The husband!
593
00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:36,583
Fuck him and his pewter coasters.
594
00:44:36,870 --> 00:44:39,987
- The coasters?
- Yes. The ones he has, while I don't.
595
00:44:40,270 --> 00:44:43,546
And everything's like that. He comes
and goes, eats and sleeps at my place.
596
00:44:44,430 --> 00:44:46,819
And he's always blaming
me, he makes comparisons.
597
00:44:48,830 --> 00:44:52,345
I'm always on trial, I'm depressed.
598
00:44:53,950 --> 00:44:56,421
The other night he even fucked the maid!
599
00:44:56,570 --> 00:44:58,066
- Wow!
- Yes!
600
00:44:58,350 --> 00:45:01,706
- What a fellow.
- I'd have never conceived that.
601
00:45:02,070 --> 00:45:04,948
Because he's
inconceivable! He's a devil.
602
00:45:07,670 --> 00:45:09,740
Guys, help me.
603
00:45:10,910 --> 00:45:13,583
Tomorrow he'll come for a
visit. Join us for dinner.
604
00:45:13,790 --> 00:45:18,068
I won't make it alone, but the four of
us together, like in the good old days...
605
00:45:18,670 --> 00:45:20,786
One says a joke, another
makes a remark... Come on!
606
00:45:20,950 --> 00:45:24,738
We've ruined so many people!
Together we'll make meatballs of them!
607
00:45:27,230 --> 00:45:32,022
# Beautiful daughter of love.
608
00:45:58,710 --> 00:46:01,907
- Bravo, dad!
- Great! Beautiful voice.
609
00:46:03,150 --> 00:46:05,106
Dinner's ready! Take seats.
610
00:46:05,630 --> 00:46:07,029
- Please...
- Good!
611
00:46:07,110 --> 00:46:09,180
- To my left.
- Thanks.
612
00:46:09,270 --> 00:46:10,908
- That's your seat.
- Thanks, madam.
613
00:46:10,990 --> 00:46:13,663
- Please - You're very
kind. - This is my seat.
614
00:46:15,590 --> 00:46:17,421
Well? Wasn't dinner ready?
615
00:46:17,590 --> 00:46:20,548
- Just moment! The jacket!
- It was about time!
616
00:46:20,710 --> 00:46:22,143
Finally!
617
00:46:22,350 --> 00:46:26,138
- Isn't the maid here? - We
hired a new one part-time.
618
00:46:26,790 --> 00:46:30,021
- She sleeps at her
place. - Wine? - Yes.
619
00:46:31,270 --> 00:46:35,024
- Watch out for the drops!
- Oh! Too late!
620
00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:38,981
- Why don't you get pewter coasters?
- That's true.
621
00:46:39,070 --> 00:46:41,504
You know them, don't you?
622
00:46:41,590 --> 00:46:43,706
- They're so handy!
- Please!
623
00:46:43,790 --> 00:46:49,228
No pewter coasters allowed in this
house. Am I correct, architect?
624
00:46:50,950 --> 00:46:55,023
Surgeon, why don't you get a piece
of the pie before it gets cold.
625
00:46:57,510 --> 00:47:00,024
Why, is that a pie?
626
00:47:01,590 --> 00:47:03,342
Yessir!
627
00:47:03,470 --> 00:47:06,780
Well, the architect is
right. The pie's all pied.
628
00:47:07,190 --> 00:47:09,988
It couldn't be more pied than
that! It seems an abortion!
629
00:47:11,150 --> 00:47:15,063
My friend, in this house
substance matters more than form.
630
00:47:15,350 --> 00:47:18,069
Speaking of which...
631
00:47:18,710 --> 00:47:20,302
Two kilos and a half less.
632
00:47:21,350 --> 00:47:23,261
- What are you talking about?
- The children.
633
00:47:24,310 --> 00:47:27,268
I have weighed them as
soon as I've arrived.
634
00:47:27,950 --> 00:47:30,384
And you too, Donatella, you're worn out.
635
00:47:30,750 --> 00:47:33,708
- Worn out?
- You look five years older!
636
00:47:33,830 --> 00:47:37,459
I mean, don't you go out,
don't you do sports?
637
00:47:37,670 --> 00:47:40,787
- Don't you ride?
- She rides, she rides... Tell him!
638
00:47:41,030 --> 00:47:42,383
Every two weeks.
639
00:47:42,470 --> 00:47:44,620
- That's not like riding at all.
- It's even worse.
640
00:47:44,710 --> 00:47:48,100
- Not enough time for the handling!
- You should ride more often, Rambaldo.
641
00:47:48,310 --> 00:47:52,349
And the children look pale
too. Don't you take them to ski?
642
00:47:52,630 --> 00:47:57,829
Ski, you said? Ski, the seaside,
the horses! The pewter coasters!
643
00:47:58,830 --> 00:48:00,548
What are they like?
644
00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:04,140
Here, to get a new pair of shoes
for the school is already a problem!
645
00:48:04,350 --> 00:48:06,818
I always do my best!
But it's never enough!
646
00:48:07,190 --> 00:48:11,069
- But love! Cippa Lippa! I don't...
- You!
647
00:48:12,110 --> 00:48:13,440
Me what?
648
00:48:14,110 --> 00:48:17,659
I do the impossible!
Why are you blaming me?
649
00:48:17,990 --> 00:48:21,778
You're no longer as extraordinary
as when we spoke on the phone.
650
00:48:22,230 --> 00:48:24,664
- Of course! We were the ones on the phone!
- Shut up!
651
00:48:24,870 --> 00:48:27,588
And then, you bit off more
than you could chew!
652
00:48:27,669 --> 00:48:28,979
Stop it!
653
00:48:31,390 --> 00:48:35,542
Stop making such a scene!
Now go and wash your face!
654
00:48:36,630 --> 00:48:39,827
And don't get back unless
you're calm. Forward, march!
655
00:48:46,910 --> 00:48:50,744
And you let her treat you that way?
656
00:48:50,830 --> 00:48:53,503
- In front of all!
- Cippa Lippa!
657
00:48:53,590 --> 00:48:55,660
- In front of the children.
- Cippa Lippa!
658
00:48:55,750 --> 00:48:56,944
Speaking of the children,
659
00:48:58,350 --> 00:49:00,784
why are you still up?
660
00:49:01,550 --> 00:49:03,939
Off to bed, jump to it!
661
00:49:04,390 --> 00:49:06,426
- Yes, daddy!
- Bye, daddy!
662
00:49:06,510 --> 00:49:09,070
Good night, daddy.
663
00:49:09,150 --> 00:49:14,099
But what kind of family is this? What
kind of head of the family are you?
664
00:49:14,750 --> 00:49:16,706
He's not so wrong.
665
00:49:17,310 --> 00:49:19,699
Daddy, I'm going to break your head!
666
00:49:20,110 --> 00:49:22,499
Put it down!
667
00:49:23,190 --> 00:49:25,545
- Let go of me!
- Stop it!
668
00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:28,098
- Knife!
- It isn't sharp, it's for the fish.
669
00:49:28,190 --> 00:49:29,828
- Where's the fish?
- It's frozen.
670
00:49:29,910 --> 00:49:33,425
Cheat! You palmed me off with
a crazy woman, a megalomaniac.
671
00:49:33,510 --> 00:49:36,343
You met her at the psychiatrist's!
What were you expecting?
672
00:49:36,430 --> 00:49:37,499
And what do you want from me?
673
00:49:39,190 --> 00:49:41,499
Let go of me!
674
00:49:45,350 --> 00:49:50,424
- It's over. Now relieve yourself.
- Come on! Don't do that. Cippa Lippa.
675
00:49:50,670 --> 00:49:53,980
- Give him some water.
- No! Whisky.
676
00:49:55,350 --> 00:49:56,605
Ungrateful!
677
00:49:58,350 --> 00:50:01,262
She's so ungrateful.
678
00:50:01,830 --> 00:50:03,946
I couldn't do more for her.
679
00:50:04,710 --> 00:50:07,508
I've even started to freelance again.
680
00:50:08,430 --> 00:50:11,547
- I've designed five family vaults.
- Wow!
681
00:50:11,790 --> 00:50:14,827
- I've sacrificed myself!
- Come on now!
682
00:50:16,590 --> 00:50:21,141
- Don't think about it. Shall we go out?
- No.
683
00:50:21,390 --> 00:50:23,221
Do you want us to walk you out to pee?
684
00:50:24,550 --> 00:50:25,619
- No.
- No!
685
00:50:26,790 --> 00:50:28,689
What could we do for you?
686
00:50:29,140 --> 00:50:33,390
I know! Let's go to the station.
687
00:50:33,470 --> 00:50:35,779
- Yes! Good idea!
- Yes, he needs that.
688
00:50:35,870 --> 00:50:37,120
To do what?
689
00:50:37,390 --> 00:50:41,303
It's none of your business.
Just help us convince Melandri.
690
00:50:41,510 --> 00:50:45,981
That's easy! Dear Melandri,
listen to your doctor.
691
00:50:50,470 --> 00:50:53,929
Diagnosis: You can't go on
with such a woman.
692
00:50:54,030 --> 00:50:55,042
No.
693
00:50:55,093 --> 00:50:58,420
- Cure: Break up!
- But how?
694
00:50:59,630 --> 00:51:03,259
- Just leave. Sneak out.
- Of course.
695
00:51:04,030 --> 00:51:06,464
- Where's your coat?
- Upstairs.
696
00:51:06,630 --> 00:51:08,985
- Never mind. Let's go.
- Be careful.
697
00:51:09,070 --> 00:51:10,366
- Shh!
- Shh!
698
00:51:11,390 --> 00:51:12,743
- Shh!
- Alright!
699
00:51:12,830 --> 00:51:14,183
- Come on!
- Shh!
700
00:51:15,750 --> 00:51:18,583
- But how shall I face her?
- What do you care?
701
00:51:18,670 --> 00:51:21,203
- What shall I tell her?
- Nothing. Just leave and disappear.
702
00:51:21,290 --> 00:51:22,729
But how will they make it?
703
00:51:23,023 --> 00:51:25,312
She will find another jerk,
being so beautiful!
704
00:51:25,550 --> 00:51:27,620
- Will she?
- Don't make us waste time.
705
00:51:30,830 --> 00:51:32,318
But I...
706
00:51:32,350 --> 00:51:33,829
- But I love her!
- Shh!
707
00:51:34,030 --> 00:51:37,989
- Quiet! - That's a trifle. -
And then it won't last forever.
708
00:51:38,150 --> 00:51:42,587
I suffered terribly too, for
almost three quarters of an hour.
709
00:51:43,230 --> 00:51:45,869
- Go ahead, come on!
- Go quietly downstairs!
710
00:51:46,110 --> 00:51:49,147
Let's go!
711
00:51:54,950 --> 00:51:58,067
Have a nice journey!
712
00:51:58,270 --> 00:52:02,058
- Help!
- Go and fuck yourself!
713
00:52:02,350 --> 00:52:04,181
Nobody move! I'll take care of him!
714
00:52:08,030 --> 00:52:09,145
But are you crazy?
715
00:52:12,670 --> 00:52:13,946
But dad!
716
00:52:14,310 --> 00:52:17,222
But are you always leaving?
He's always in my way!
717
00:52:17,390 --> 00:52:20,587
Come on guys, the train to
Empoli leaves from platform 3.
718
00:52:20,670 --> 00:52:23,582
- To platform three!
- Come, professor.
719
00:52:29,150 --> 00:52:31,027
But whose idea was it?
720
00:52:31,110 --> 00:52:34,182
It feels so good to be
with you, among men, guys!
721
00:52:34,270 --> 00:52:36,386
Why aren't we all faggots?
722
00:52:47,470 --> 00:52:49,028
Here.
723
00:52:50,630 --> 00:52:53,747
- Sister, check if a blue car's down there.
- Alright.
724
00:52:58,790 --> 00:53:00,002
Yes.
725
00:53:02,510 --> 00:53:06,025
- Back to the ward. All's delayed.
- Why?
726
00:53:06,110 --> 00:53:10,228
Unlace! Unlace! Because I have a
more urgent case. This one can wait.
727
00:53:10,670 --> 00:53:15,061
- I'm going to get him.
- Yes, otherwise he'll never come.
728
00:53:21,110 --> 00:53:25,183
Sister! I need professor Sassaroli to
come down. Every minute is precious.
729
00:53:25,550 --> 00:53:28,064
Excuse me, which of the three
phones is tarapia tapioco
730
00:53:28,150 --> 00:53:30,539
...so I can warn the
supercazzola? Which one?
731
00:53:31,740 --> 00:53:32,779
You haven't understood me.
732
00:53:32,870 --> 00:53:35,384
I said, which of the three
phones has got a prefix?
733
00:53:35,470 --> 00:53:36,869
- Ah! That one.
- Thanks.
734
00:53:38,750 --> 00:53:41,787
Sister? With the tarapia tapioco
as if it were antani, the stretcher,
735
00:53:41,870 --> 00:53:45,419
even for two, unhooded towards
left? You can't? What a pity!
736
00:53:47,470 --> 00:53:51,509
- Hello, Titti? But where the hell were you?
- Enough! There's no time for that!
737
00:53:51,750 --> 00:53:53,347
Let me speak to her!
738
00:53:53,410 --> 00:53:54,948
Speak to whom! Wasn't it a gypsy's joke?
739
00:53:55,030 --> 00:53:57,221
Once I have found her...
Let me speak to her.
740
00:53:57,329 --> 00:53:59,629
Come on! It's late!
741
00:54:24,270 --> 00:54:26,147
What a pig! Stop!
742
00:54:27,470 --> 00:54:28,903
What the hell!
743
00:54:33,910 --> 00:54:34,945
Who farted?
744
00:54:36,270 --> 00:54:39,785
Come on guys, my heart is sickly!
745
00:54:40,190 --> 00:54:43,626
- And it's freezing cold!
- We'd better freeze than choke.
746
00:54:44,310 --> 00:54:48,464
Air! Air! What have you eaten?
747
00:54:48,645 --> 00:54:51,661
Me? The same as you. Ask him!
748
00:54:52,110 --> 00:54:54,146
Me? I was cleaning up my teeth!
749
00:54:54,350 --> 00:54:57,183
If it was gasoline, it would
be enough to reach Copenhagen!
750
00:55:01,030 --> 00:55:05,979
So what? Shall we move? I
haven't smelled anything.
751
00:55:13,137 --> 00:55:16,925
The demolition of the small
towns is an invention of Necchi's.
752
00:55:17,027 --> 00:55:20,702
In those types of inventions,
he's better than Guglielmo Marconi.
753
00:55:20,947 --> 00:55:24,064
This one will do. Did
you bring the stuff?
754
00:55:24,147 --> 00:55:26,615
As always. Come on, guys! Help me.
755
00:55:26,707 --> 00:55:30,017
- Give me the tripod!
- Here it is, engineer!
756
00:55:30,107 --> 00:55:31,904
It will pass through here!
757
00:55:31,987 --> 00:55:34,262
- Shall I get the tools?
- Yes, surveyor.
758
00:55:34,347 --> 00:55:35,860
I'm ready, engineer!
759
00:55:35,947 --> 00:55:40,384
Goniometre, theodolite, levels and
shafts! This side, all pulled down.
760
00:55:40,787 --> 00:55:45,065
- A crossover to the south!
- The map. - Objective.
761
00:55:45,267 --> 00:55:47,098
Two hills need razing.
762
00:55:47,187 --> 00:55:49,542
The map needs adding a slide rule.
763
00:55:49,627 --> 00:55:52,539
Excuse me! Decametre
unhooded towards right. Here!
764
00:55:52,627 --> 00:55:55,744
- Is the level ready?
- Let's use the theodolite.
765
00:55:55,827 --> 00:55:58,466
- Hurry with those shafts!
- Yes, engineer!
766
00:55:58,547 --> 00:56:00,663
- Measurement!
- Give it back to me.
767
00:56:01,427 --> 00:56:02,985
- Let's set the shafts.
- How long?
768
00:56:03,107 --> 00:56:05,905
- Eight meters and
ten. - 117. - 117.
769
00:56:07,667 --> 00:56:10,977
- Shall I start? - Yes. Mark the
houses to be demolished. - Good.
770
00:56:11,067 --> 00:56:13,627
- Alright.
- But what are they doing?
771
00:56:13,707 --> 00:56:15,379
- 114!
- 114!
772
00:56:15,467 --> 00:56:17,662
Zack and zack! Here, all down.
773
00:56:18,027 --> 00:56:21,064
And no bulldozers or dynamite. TNT!
774
00:56:21,147 --> 00:56:24,184
- Go away. We're working.
- Move away!
775
00:56:24,267 --> 00:56:28,385
- Calm Down. Zack, zack, zack, zack.
- Please!
776
00:56:29,307 --> 00:56:30,476
That's enough!
777
00:56:30,547 --> 00:56:34,699
The church is set, too. Sorry counsellor,
we got orders from the District.
778
00:56:35,347 --> 00:56:36,621
Allow me...
779
00:56:36,707 --> 00:56:39,426
Take care of the future homeless.
780
00:56:39,507 --> 00:56:42,817
Tents, food, antibiotics,
blankets and above all umbrellas.
781
00:56:42,907 --> 00:56:44,784
- Let's go!
- Load completed.
782
00:56:44,867 --> 00:56:48,064
But why do I always have
to sit in the middle?
783
00:56:48,387 --> 00:56:50,025
Look at the priest!
784
00:56:50,787 --> 00:56:52,379
But what's going on?
785
00:56:52,627 --> 00:56:56,142
Don't you know, reverend? The Broom
Highway will pass through here.
786
00:56:56,227 --> 00:56:57,785
That way...
787
00:56:58,027 --> 00:57:01,656
...and there will be a junction to
the eastern road. District's orders.
788
00:57:02,267 --> 00:57:04,258
Oh, my good Lord!
789
00:57:09,267 --> 00:57:12,225
Quick! Play the bells, faithful!
790
00:57:21,667 --> 00:57:24,500
- There! Look at that one!
- Which one?
791
00:57:24,627 --> 00:57:28,142
The one who's bending over.
My god! What a knockout!
792
00:57:31,987 --> 00:57:35,821
Alright, I'm looking,
however we're like savages.
793
00:57:36,387 --> 00:57:38,776
We're looking at those women
as if they were objects...
794
00:57:38,867 --> 00:57:40,664
- like at the zoo!
- Are you telling me!
795
00:57:40,987 --> 00:57:43,740
My lover is a feminist.
796
00:57:44,147 --> 00:57:49,380
I've tried many times to convince myself
there's no difference between us...
797
00:57:49,747 --> 00:57:53,740
...speaking with her
of social problems...
798
00:57:53,907 --> 00:57:57,866
- of haemorrhoids, of varicose veins.
- Professor, be serious for once!
799
00:57:58,427 --> 00:58:02,056
I said to myself so many times:
"Mascetti, we are the same".
800
00:58:02,267 --> 00:58:07,500
And in fact, brains are all the same.
801
00:58:08,147 --> 00:58:12,136
Then you look down to her breasts...
802
00:58:12,201 --> 00:58:14,803
...and think: "No, we're not the same".
803
00:58:15,427 --> 00:58:19,261
If they only were on the
back, those two big things!
804
00:58:19,627 --> 00:58:21,458
With those little nipples!
805
00:58:24,707 --> 00:58:27,744
- Like the one with the horsetail.
- Where is she?
806
00:58:27,827 --> 00:58:30,864
- On the left.
- Stiff arse, let me pass!
807
00:58:30,947 --> 00:58:34,064
- Shall we go eat?
- Alright.
808
00:58:34,147 --> 00:58:37,184
Shall we go to the Ramaiolo's here
or up to Biagio's, the pistoiese?
809
00:58:37,267 --> 00:58:40,543
As if I can make it to Pistoia!
I'll go to the Ramaiolo's.
810
00:58:40,627 --> 00:58:43,095
- Just a moment, guys.
- What?
811
00:58:43,187 --> 00:58:46,224
Oh, sure! One, two, three!
812
00:58:47,467 --> 00:58:49,298
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
813
00:58:49,747 --> 00:58:52,500
We're deciding who's
going to pay for you.
814
00:58:52,587 --> 00:58:53,861
- What was it, Necchi?
- Three.
815
00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:56,063
Four and four is
eight, nine ten, eleven.
816
00:58:56,347 --> 00:59:01,467
Pay for me? But I'm a guest.
817
00:59:01,907 --> 00:59:05,786
- Everybody's guest. Let's go for
a collection. - A collection? - Yes.
818
00:59:06,987 --> 00:59:09,296
Or "subscription", if you prefer so.
819
00:59:09,587 --> 00:59:12,101
I'm not a beggar, understand?
820
00:59:13,107 --> 00:59:16,702
Before I was 21, I had a waiter
dress me up and undress me.
821
00:59:17,107 --> 00:59:21,259
Count Mascetti spent a three
and a half year honeymoon...
822
00:59:21,427 --> 00:59:24,499
...with his wife and a 6
feet tall bear on the leash.
823
00:59:26,267 --> 00:59:29,100
Eighteen years ago, Count
Mascetti would have invited out...
824
00:59:29,187 --> 00:59:31,337
...not only a bunch
of tramps like you...
825
00:59:31,427 --> 00:59:33,383
...but also all the workers there under.
826
00:59:33,467 --> 00:59:36,857
And if the factory owner hadn't
agreed, I would have bought it.
827
00:59:37,067 --> 00:59:40,423
Is it clear? And now you want
to make a collection! Arsehole!
828
00:59:41,987 --> 00:59:44,820
I won't accept a crust
of cheese from you.
829
00:59:45,867 --> 00:59:48,335
I'll wait in the car. Eat well!
830
00:59:49,067 --> 00:59:52,946
- He's really angry!
- Whatever, let's go.
831
00:59:54,827 --> 00:59:57,102
After the noodles with the duck sauce...
832
00:59:57,187 --> 01:00:00,016
...I'll have a skewer of liver
the aretina way.
833
01:00:00,077 --> 01:00:01,317
Yes, but with fennels.
834
01:00:01,427 --> 01:00:04,385
I'll have grilled mushrooms, instead.
835
01:00:04,467 --> 01:00:06,617
I have seen someone
deliver huge mushrooms.
836
01:00:06,707 --> 01:00:08,902
Then I'll have them as a start...
837
01:00:10,227 --> 01:00:14,061
He wasn't lying. Mascetti
ate up two fortunes:
838
01:00:14,387 --> 01:00:17,982
...his own and his wife's.
Pride is all that's left to him.
839
01:00:18,187 --> 01:00:22,021
It's difficult to help him. He only
accepts tokens and some hospitality.
840
01:00:22,427 --> 01:00:24,895
Because hospitality is
a rule among gentlemen.
841
01:00:25,107 --> 01:00:27,667
Moreover, he has a
personal idea of that...
842
01:00:27,907 --> 01:00:30,546
...like two years ago,
when he lost his house.
843
01:00:30,987 --> 01:00:34,184
- Mr. Mascetti, may I?
- Come in.
844
01:00:34,387 --> 01:00:39,381
Good morning. There's a telephone notice for
you. You should to call them back urgently.
845
01:00:40,747 --> 01:00:42,385
Oh, brioche and cappuccino!
846
01:00:42,467 --> 01:00:46,096
- A notice for me? Who can it be from?
- The public dormitory of Gavinana.
847
01:00:46,187 --> 01:00:47,666
Oh, the holidaymakers!
848
01:00:48,787 --> 01:00:51,859
Who knows what's happened?
I owe you a call, okay?
849
01:00:52,187 --> 01:00:56,180
Oh! There have to be two cups. But
don't worry, I'll get the other one.
850
01:01:14,867 --> 01:01:17,904
- Wanna know what your friend did?
- What.
851
01:01:18,147 --> 01:01:21,696
- He brought a whore to our house!
- A whore! He can't pay for a whore!
852
01:01:21,867 --> 01:01:23,425
Where is the bath?
853
01:01:25,267 --> 01:01:27,098
- Sorry?
- The bath.
854
01:01:27,667 --> 01:01:31,785
Oh! I'll tell you at once. It's
not easy to explain. I have to...
855
01:01:31,947 --> 01:01:33,539
Down the corridor!
856
01:01:35,067 --> 01:01:37,342
- How would you call someone like her?
- Her name is Titti.
857
01:01:37,427 --> 01:01:40,499
She's colonel Ambrosio's daughter.
858
01:01:40,587 --> 01:01:44,739
She's been Mascetti's
lover for six months.
859
01:01:45,067 --> 01:01:48,616
He can't meet her at his father's place!
860
01:01:48,707 --> 01:01:49,981
But he can here, can he?
861
01:01:50,067 --> 01:01:52,342
Do you think this house is a motel?
862
01:01:52,427 --> 01:01:54,145
I want you out of here in half an hour!
863
01:01:54,307 --> 01:01:56,218
Public dormitory of Gavinana?
864
01:01:57,267 --> 01:02:01,545
I'm Count Mascetti. My wife should be
there. Could you put me through to her?
865
01:02:02,307 --> 01:02:05,344
He called his wife and daughter
" the holidaymakers"...
866
01:02:05,427 --> 01:02:08,578
because he had sent them to
his wife's hometown in May...
867
01:02:08,667 --> 01:02:11,898
and he still hadn't found
the money to bring them back.
868
01:02:12,147 --> 01:02:14,536
It's snowed, Lello, almost two feet.
869
01:02:14,627 --> 01:02:17,664
What? You almost give me a heart
attack to tell me it snowed?
870
01:02:18,107 --> 01:02:21,463
That's good! So you and the
child will have some fun.
871
01:02:21,547 --> 01:02:23,617
- Yes right.
- Build a snowman with a pipe.
872
01:02:23,707 --> 01:02:27,416
- How about the shoes and the rest?
- What about shoes now?
873
01:02:27,667 --> 01:02:29,897
We only have summer shoes!
874
01:02:29,987 --> 01:02:32,581
But it's not only the shoes!
It's everything, Lello.
875
01:02:32,667 --> 01:02:35,022
And how long will
Batacchi host us for free?
876
01:02:35,107 --> 01:02:38,782
- Come on, it's only been two months.
- He hasn't been paid since July.
877
01:02:38,867 --> 01:02:41,665
Come on! It's just a room
with the use of kitchen.
878
01:02:41,907 --> 01:02:46,935
Who uses the kitchen anymore! Lello,
the child can't make it as well...
879
01:02:47,107 --> 01:02:50,736
Alright, I'll get there and
fix everything. Don't worry.
880
01:02:50,947 --> 01:02:52,460
Yes, but when will that be?
881
01:02:52,787 --> 01:02:57,736
Let me organize myself. I can't tell
you at once. Let's see how things go.
882
01:02:57,947 --> 01:02:59,197
Alright.
883
01:02:59,387 --> 01:03:01,298
In any case, I'll call you back.
884
01:03:01,827 --> 01:03:03,943
Please, be strong. Understand?
885
01:03:04,027 --> 01:03:06,461
And tell the child:
"Dad said to be strong".
886
01:03:06,547 --> 01:03:09,425
- Yes, she's a good child. Have no worries...
- Talk to you later. Bye!
887
01:03:09,507 --> 01:03:13,056
- What happened?
- That friend of yours. He said his wife...
888
01:03:13,587 --> 01:03:15,464
Did he? I'm going to fix that.
889
01:03:22,267 --> 01:03:24,701
Thanks for your exquisite hospitality.
890
01:03:31,347 --> 01:03:33,781
- Well? What about you?
- The suitcase.
891
01:03:33,867 --> 01:03:37,257
You don't understand!
This house is still yours.
892
01:03:37,387 --> 01:03:38,422
- Is it?
- Yep!
893
01:03:38,507 --> 01:03:41,260
In my house I can have
guests. Here I can't.
894
01:03:41,347 --> 01:03:42,666
Then, this isn't my house.
895
01:03:42,827 --> 01:03:45,785
Stop being silly,
otherwise I'll get offended.
896
01:03:46,787 --> 01:03:50,257
- If it was up to me...
- Give me the suitcase.
897
01:03:50,627 --> 01:03:54,176
...but it's up to Carmen. Her
mentality is old-fashioned.
898
01:03:54,267 --> 01:03:58,704
Old-fashioned? That's shopkeeper's mentality!
And yours too. You're two tobacconists.
899
01:03:59,267 --> 01:04:03,977
Anyways, never mind. We're still
friends, but each one to his house.
900
01:04:04,347 --> 01:04:06,702
He meant my house, of course.
901
01:04:09,187 --> 01:04:10,403
Dad!
902
01:04:11,147 --> 01:04:14,264
There's a naked woman in
my bed. Who the hell is she?
903
01:04:15,947 --> 01:04:17,426
I think it's Mascetti.
904
01:04:17,627 --> 01:04:21,017
Mascetti's a man. Will
you enlighten me, please?
905
01:04:21,707 --> 01:04:26,223
You weren't there, she didn't know
where to go, I thought it was natural...
906
01:04:26,467 --> 01:04:28,662
Everything is natural for you.
907
01:04:28,867 --> 01:04:30,778
However, I'll stay in a hotel.
908
01:04:30,987 --> 01:04:34,866
When you also find it natural
to free my room, let me know.
909
01:04:35,067 --> 01:04:37,297
- Good night!
- Bye.
910
01:04:39,507 --> 01:04:44,023
If you don't tell me what you did
at once, I throw the vitriol at you!
911
01:04:44,387 --> 01:04:48,903
Drama is out of fashion!
You are the only man for me!
912
01:04:48,987 --> 01:04:52,423
Titti, I can stand many things,
but don't fool me around!
913
01:04:52,507 --> 01:04:55,465
Who's fooling you around?
I am too busy for that.
914
01:04:55,547 --> 01:04:57,777
And don't read magazines
while I'm arguing with you!
915
01:04:57,867 --> 01:05:00,309
I called you seven times.
916
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:03,378
- Where were you? Whore!
- I went riding.
917
01:05:03,467 --> 01:05:06,743
- Whom did you ride? Bitch!
- You'll wake up the whole building.
918
01:05:06,947 --> 01:05:10,417
Sorry. But if she doesn't tell me
what she did from 4 to 8 o'clock...
919
01:05:10,587 --> 01:05:12,623
...I'll dismantle her! Where were you?
920
01:05:12,987 --> 01:05:16,184
- At school.
- But you said you went riding!
921
01:05:16,267 --> 01:05:17,780
So what? I went to school then riding.
922
01:05:17,867 --> 01:05:20,665
- At 7 pm horses are sleeping!
- Sorry.
923
01:05:20,747 --> 01:05:22,465
Maybe she went riding
first and then to school.
924
01:05:22,547 --> 01:05:25,015
I didn't go to school, nor riding!
925
01:05:25,107 --> 01:05:28,338
You didn't? Then I'll kick
your arse and so you'll learn!
926
01:05:28,427 --> 01:05:29,746
Ugly faggot!
927
01:05:30,587 --> 01:05:34,296
- Damn you! - Take
this, arsehole! - No! No!
928
01:05:34,507 --> 01:05:37,465
- Are you crazy?! Here!
- Titti: Ah!
929
01:05:37,547 --> 01:05:40,425
- Imbecile!
- No! Not Luciano's pipes!
930
01:05:40,507 --> 01:05:43,783
- He cares for them so much...
- She's hysterical! - Faggot!
931
01:05:44,507 --> 01:05:47,499
- I'm going to kill you, you know?
- Here!
932
01:05:47,747 --> 01:05:53,219
- Ouch! Ouch! No! Not Luciano's file!
- Okay, I'll forgive you!
933
01:05:54,747 --> 01:05:58,217
I can come and go, go out
and back, I'll do what I want.
934
01:05:58,387 --> 01:06:00,690
- And see whom I want!
- Again.
935
01:06:00,765 --> 01:06:03,503
Then why did you swear
I'm the only man for you?
936
01:06:03,587 --> 01:06:05,384
Because it's true, silly!
937
01:06:05,467 --> 01:06:09,221
- Don't offend me! Or
I'll... - You what? - I'll...
938
01:06:10,587 --> 01:06:12,896
- Come here!
- Let go of me!
939
01:06:21,107 --> 01:06:24,383
Hello, Melandri? Could
Mascetti stay at your place?
940
01:06:24,707 --> 01:06:26,743
In about fifteen minutes. Yes.
941
01:06:27,787 --> 01:06:30,904
Because I'll kick both out in a minute.
942
01:06:33,667 --> 01:06:35,180
Bye, Titti.
943
01:06:38,787 --> 01:06:40,903
- Hey, how are you?
- Well.
944
01:06:45,107 --> 01:06:46,357
A litre.
945
01:06:51,427 --> 01:06:52,906
A litre of gasoline.
946
01:06:53,707 --> 01:06:56,096
Maybe it'll do. Are you going very far?
947
01:06:56,187 --> 01:07:00,544
Yes. Far enough to throw myself
from the bridge: myself, this car...
948
01:07:02,267 --> 01:07:05,225
- ...my worries and all.
- Everything but me.
949
01:07:06,867 --> 01:07:09,427
- What's wrong with you?
- Everything. Look!
950
01:07:11,267 --> 01:07:14,304
Debts, bills, protests, fines.
951
01:07:15,067 --> 01:07:17,740
They even want me to pay
the taxes! Understand?
952
01:07:20,467 --> 01:07:23,061
And I still don't know if
she's betrayed me or not.
953
01:07:23,147 --> 01:07:26,219
- She swore you're the only man for her.
- Yeah.
954
01:07:26,867 --> 01:07:29,904
Not to mention the
holidaymakers at Gavinana's.
955
01:07:31,067 --> 01:07:32,295
Poor things!
956
01:07:33,427 --> 01:07:34,906
Those two poor saints.
957
01:07:38,187 --> 01:07:41,418
Actually I'm the poor
thing here. I'm an arsehole.
958
01:07:42,947 --> 01:07:45,620
I've made such a mess of my life...
959
01:07:45,947 --> 01:07:48,620
Come on arsehole! I have
a class at three o'clock.
960
01:07:50,907 --> 01:07:53,262
I got to go back to work too.
961
01:07:54,067 --> 01:07:55,398
So, what is it you wanted?
962
01:07:55,459 --> 01:07:58,705
- Can I help with a bill?
- No! No! No!
963
01:07:59,027 --> 01:08:01,097
You know I don't want any help!
964
01:08:01,907 --> 01:08:06,025
You can repay me. What is it you
wanted? Why did you have me come down?
965
01:08:07,547 --> 01:08:10,584
- To know if I could count on a friend.
- And?
966
01:08:11,107 --> 01:08:14,019
Push the car, or the engine won't start.
967
01:08:17,067 --> 01:08:19,023
Here is Mascetti.
968
01:08:19,227 --> 01:08:22,060
Penniless but a gentleman.
Cynical but passionate.
969
01:08:22,307 --> 01:08:26,061
Selfish but generous. Never
takes advantage. A real friend.
970
01:09:27,507 --> 01:09:30,579
Excuse me, the girl who got in a
little while ago... what's her room?
971
01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:31,986
- Room 18.
- Thanks.
972
01:09:36,707 --> 01:09:38,857
- Excuse me, tell me...
- What?
973
01:09:38,947 --> 01:09:43,259
Antani also for the manager,
the unhooded supercazzola.
974
01:09:43,347 --> 01:09:44,985
- What?
- To the right. For two.
975
01:09:45,627 --> 01:09:46,706
Aw!
976
01:09:56,547 --> 01:09:57,980
What do you want? Idiot!
977
01:09:58,147 --> 01:10:01,981
Didn't I swear you were the only
man for me? Now what do you want?
978
01:10:08,107 --> 01:10:11,258
- I thought she would betray me with a man...
- Shh!
979
01:10:11,467 --> 01:10:13,139
...not with a blonde girl!
980
01:10:13,907 --> 01:10:15,625
- But what was she like?
- Beautiful!
981
01:10:16,027 --> 01:10:17,460
Better than Titti.
982
01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:20,983
Yes, because that coward
also chooses them beautiful.
983
01:10:23,987 --> 01:10:25,659
But I'll be honest.
984
01:10:26,067 --> 01:10:29,855
- When I saw all those breasts and arses...
- Shh!
985
01:10:30,107 --> 01:10:35,857
...and thighs, right then, I felt sick.
986
01:10:36,027 --> 01:10:39,624
Her depravation, her vice. It was...
987
01:10:40,427 --> 01:10:41,746
To be honest,
988
01:10:42,667 --> 01:10:44,180
it made me sick.
989
01:10:50,067 --> 01:10:53,980
- Did it?
- Yes, yes!
990
01:10:55,467 --> 01:10:58,777
But where's the limit
between vice and normality?
991
01:10:58,947 --> 01:11:03,463
Everything is so uncertain. But one thing
for sure, I would have plunged into it.
992
01:11:03,667 --> 01:11:05,623
- Me too!
- And you, Melandri?
993
01:11:08,507 --> 01:11:12,705
To be honest, considering that
similar occasions aren't so frequent...
994
01:11:13,867 --> 01:11:18,383
...and a man's pride forces him to show
his virility to two women together...
995
01:11:19,227 --> 01:11:21,661
...well, I would have plunged into it.
- See!
996
01:11:22,427 --> 01:11:25,737
- Then, I'm a jerk.
- More or less.
997
01:11:25,907 --> 01:11:28,421
But maybe if you run you'll
still find them there.
998
01:11:33,867 --> 01:11:37,145
No! Enough! It's over!
999
01:11:37,195 --> 01:11:38,446
- Don't even mention...
- Shh!
1000
01:11:38,567 --> 01:11:40,338
Don't even mention it.
1001
01:11:40,676 --> 01:11:43,710
I'll rent a house, even
if it takes a bank robbery.
1002
01:11:44,027 --> 01:11:47,144
The two holidaymakers have
to stop suffering, understand?
1003
01:11:47,667 --> 01:11:50,261
- And if you see me...
- Shh!
1004
01:11:50,347 --> 01:11:53,817
- with Titti again, spit on my face.
- Okay.
1005
01:11:53,907 --> 01:11:57,263
Where's the paper? Thanks.
Let's see what's for rent.
1006
01:11:57,787 --> 01:12:00,142
A house for Mascetti.
Easier said than done!
1007
01:12:00,307 --> 01:12:02,263
Even a pit was too expensive for him.
1008
01:12:02,467 --> 01:12:05,664
And how could we help
him, given his character?
1009
01:12:05,827 --> 01:12:07,579
We had to do it secretly.
1010
01:12:07,707 --> 01:12:09,777
There was a basement he liked...
1011
01:12:09,867 --> 01:12:12,097
...but that also was too much for him.
1012
01:12:12,187 --> 01:12:13,700
We made agreements
with the landlord...
1013
01:12:13,787 --> 01:12:16,904
...to give him the two thirds
of the rent under the counter.
1014
01:12:17,427 --> 01:12:20,624
He provided the furniture
himself. The dining room.
1015
01:12:22,507 --> 01:12:24,702
There's also room for
a guest, just in case.
1016
01:12:27,347 --> 01:12:28,746
The beds.
1017
01:12:29,387 --> 01:12:30,786
One, two, three.
1018
01:12:31,547 --> 01:12:32,946
There's also a deckchair.
1019
01:12:33,507 --> 01:12:34,722
A table...
1020
01:12:35,947 --> 01:12:38,222
...and a closet. Beautiful,
ample, comfortable.
1021
01:12:39,187 --> 01:12:40,984
Here is the built-in wardrobe...
1022
01:12:41,187 --> 01:12:44,384
...with the wall hooks, for
when we have something to hang.
1023
01:12:46,627 --> 01:12:48,116
A little kitchen...
1024
01:12:49,947 --> 01:12:51,266
...with a hand-washer.
1025
01:12:52,307 --> 01:12:53,899
And finally, excuse me...
1026
01:12:54,867 --> 01:12:56,163
...excuse me...
1027
01:12:57,867 --> 01:12:59,143
...the bath.
1028
01:13:00,867 --> 01:13:03,381
There's a separate toilet.
Outside, in the courtyard.
1029
01:13:06,147 --> 01:13:09,981
It's functional. Conventional
furnishing is out of fashion.
1030
01:13:10,467 --> 01:13:13,504
It's the modern style. Apparently
there's nothing, but there is everything.
1031
01:13:14,147 --> 01:13:17,264
Apparently there's everything,
but there is nothing.
1032
01:13:17,467 --> 01:13:20,027
There's a heating system!
1033
01:13:20,187 --> 01:13:22,382
That's the sewer system
of the whole building.
1034
01:13:22,547 --> 01:13:25,664
- Come on! They must be hungry! Let's eat!
- Wine!
1035
01:13:25,747 --> 01:13:28,500
- Come on! We're hungry too.
- Meatballs!
1036
01:13:28,587 --> 01:13:30,817
- Mulled wine!
- Soviet Salad!
1037
01:13:30,907 --> 01:13:32,659
And chestnuts for dessert.
1038
01:13:33,747 --> 01:13:37,501
Not again! Sorry, but we
survived on chestnuts up there.
1039
01:13:37,667 --> 01:13:39,419
I see. Jelly!
1040
01:13:40,507 --> 01:13:43,340
- Chicken!
- Saints! Saints! Saints!
1041
01:14:21,667 --> 01:14:22,895
What's the time?
1042
01:14:25,627 --> 01:14:27,743
It's seven? Already?
1043
01:14:30,627 --> 01:14:32,902
- It's three a.m.
- Then, why are you up?
1044
01:14:37,267 --> 01:14:40,862
Something happened again?
1045
01:14:41,067 --> 01:14:43,376
- But what happened?
- Later, later.
1046
01:14:45,067 --> 01:14:46,277
What happened?
1047
01:14:47,427 --> 01:14:48,542
Bye.
1048
01:15:07,047 --> 01:15:08,218
Can I help you?
1049
01:15:08,547 --> 01:15:12,176
Good evening. I'd like
some cephalous pills.
1050
01:15:13,987 --> 01:15:15,340
I see.
1051
01:15:20,067 --> 01:15:23,423
- You meant for cephalea.
- No, mullet pills.
1052
01:15:25,307 --> 01:15:27,220
What are they?
1053
01:15:27,431 --> 01:15:29,901
You don't have them?
Then I'll call the doctor.
1054
01:15:40,707 --> 01:15:42,220
Is that you, Titti?
1055
01:15:52,667 --> 01:15:53,834
Come!
1056
01:15:57,507 --> 01:16:00,419
- Am I the only man for you?
- Yes, you are.
1057
01:16:00,547 --> 01:16:02,026
- Swear it.
- I swear it.
1058
01:16:02,107 --> 01:16:04,905
- But you like girls?
- It isn't my fault.
1059
01:16:04,987 --> 01:16:07,740
- Then, you find all men disgusting.
- All of them.
1060
01:16:07,827 --> 01:16:10,421
- Except me. Swear it again.
- I swear it again.
1061
01:16:10,867 --> 01:16:13,825
- But you love me even if
I am a man. - Yes. - Do you?
1062
01:16:13,907 --> 01:16:16,102
If it wasn't for you,
I'd never go with a man.
1063
01:16:16,187 --> 01:16:18,826
Oh, yes, my Titti! Oh, Titti! My Titti!
1064
01:16:19,547 --> 01:16:23,620
Oh, Titti, Titti! My love!
I'm going crazy, Titti.
1065
01:16:25,267 --> 01:16:27,303
- Scoundrel!
- Oh, God! My father!
1066
01:16:27,387 --> 01:16:29,742
What's he doing? Shooting?
1067
01:16:53,707 --> 01:16:56,221
- Does Mr. Lello Mascetti live here?
- Yes.
1068
01:16:56,387 --> 01:16:58,184
- I have to speak to him.
- He's out.
1069
01:16:58,387 --> 01:17:00,457
- I see! Are you his wife?
- Yes.
1070
01:17:00,707 --> 01:17:03,938
May I? Colonel Ambrosio. Can I come in?
1071
01:17:05,107 --> 01:17:07,826
- It's about your husband.
- Oh, God.
1072
01:17:47,287 --> 01:17:48,583
Alice!
1073
01:17:48,787 --> 01:17:49,856
What's going on?
1074
01:17:54,507 --> 01:17:55,576
It's gas!
1075
01:17:56,467 --> 01:17:57,842
It's the gas!
1076
01:17:57,987 --> 01:17:59,818
Leave me! Leave me alone!
1077
01:17:59,987 --> 01:18:02,879
- Are you crazy? - So we'll
all die! - Let go of me!
1078
01:18:03,079 --> 01:18:04,340
Shame on you! With a teen!
1079
01:18:04,427 --> 01:18:07,260
- You want us all to die?
- Mother! - I want to die!
1080
01:18:07,347 --> 01:18:08,939
Let go of me! What are you doing?
1081
01:18:09,027 --> 01:18:10,983
- I want to d...
- Mother! - Help!
1082
01:18:11,747 --> 01:18:12,977
Oh, it's you.
1083
01:18:19,487 --> 01:18:20,643
Listen...
1084
01:18:20,827 --> 01:18:22,943
...have you got a blue suit to lend me?
1085
01:18:24,467 --> 01:18:26,105
Who did that to you?
1086
01:18:26,667 --> 01:18:29,420
No one. It's been a hell of
a night. I'm alive by miracle.
1087
01:18:29,627 --> 01:18:31,379
Have you got a blue suit to lend me?
1088
01:18:32,187 --> 01:18:36,260
No, but maybe Luciano has.
Let's see if it fits you.
1089
01:18:44,347 --> 01:18:46,577
And a nice tie. A serious one.
1090
01:18:47,267 --> 01:18:49,019
Shoes and everything.
1091
01:18:49,387 --> 01:18:53,505
- Are you going to a funeral?
- It's worse than that.
1092
01:18:55,187 --> 01:18:56,825
But don't worry.
1093
01:18:57,587 --> 01:18:59,339
I'll be done within the day.
1094
01:18:59,507 --> 01:19:02,226
- I'll return you all in an hour.
- Alright.
1095
01:19:05,787 --> 01:19:07,425
You didn't help me.
1096
01:19:08,627 --> 01:19:10,618
Whatever. I'll do it myself.
1097
01:19:10,947 --> 01:19:16,385
I ordered you to spit on my
face if I saw Titti again.
1098
01:19:16,667 --> 01:19:18,862
- You didn't.
- No. - Well.
1099
01:19:19,187 --> 01:19:20,984
Then I'll do it myself.
1100
01:19:21,227 --> 01:19:23,343
No! That's Luciano's mirror!
1101
01:19:40,227 --> 01:19:41,660
Where are you going? To a wedding?
1102
01:19:43,587 --> 01:19:45,066
- I'm going with you.
- Of course.
1103
01:19:45,427 --> 01:19:46,746
We need to talk.
1104
01:19:46,827 --> 01:19:49,295
And he spoke with a
firm voice for an hour...
1105
01:19:49,427 --> 01:19:55,343
...the voice of a man who knows what
his duty is and he's ready to do it.
1106
01:19:56,387 --> 01:20:00,300
Then, I feel guilty
towards that poor thing.
1107
01:20:00,507 --> 01:20:03,340
God forbid, if she tries it again...
1108
01:20:04,187 --> 01:20:08,624
Don't even make me think
about it, I could not bear it.
1109
01:20:08,987 --> 01:20:11,296
I could kill myself too.
1110
01:20:12,507 --> 01:20:17,342
You are young and have the right
to be irresponsible, but I don't.
1111
01:20:17,747 --> 01:20:19,146
I don't! Do you understand?
1112
01:20:20,667 --> 01:20:24,376
I know, I am ruining you. I can't
stake a claim on your future.
1113
01:20:26,507 --> 01:20:28,975
- I would never forgive myself.
- Hmm hmm.
1114
01:20:31,587 --> 01:20:37,139
You could say we knew
all this from the start...
1115
01:20:39,027 --> 01:20:43,737
...and this is an excuse
for me to get rid of you...
1116
01:20:44,827 --> 01:20:46,306
...after I knew...
1117
01:20:47,947 --> 01:20:49,346
...about your little defect.
1118
01:20:52,267 --> 01:20:54,781
Well, it's not so much
of a defect, after all...
1119
01:20:56,587 --> 01:20:58,862
No. The truth it is another.
1120
01:21:01,987 --> 01:21:04,376
Let's face reality.
1121
01:21:05,947 --> 01:21:08,381
It was just a beautiful dream.
1122
01:21:10,507 --> 01:21:13,067
You're 18, I'm 52.
1123
01:21:14,787 --> 01:21:18,541
But it's not the 34 years' difference:
1124
01:21:19,947 --> 01:21:23,098
our love has just no future.
1125
01:21:30,267 --> 01:21:31,461
Come on, Titti...
1126
01:21:32,867 --> 01:21:37,418
...let's close the wound
and stop thinking about it.
1127
01:21:38,827 --> 01:21:40,416
Yes, it's the only way.
1128
01:21:41,747 --> 01:21:43,086
Goodbye, Titti.
1129
01:21:43,387 --> 01:21:46,936
Goodbye, shitty. See
you tomorrow at midday.
1130
01:21:47,507 --> 01:21:49,773
Half past! At midday
they'll distrain my goods.
1131
01:21:49,834 --> 01:21:51,074
Alright.
1132
01:21:59,507 --> 01:22:03,705
- Where are we going?
- To that beautiful villa.
1133
01:22:03,867 --> 01:22:05,619
Alright, but whose villa is it?
1134
01:22:05,707 --> 01:22:08,175
Dunno. Let's go in and we'll see.
1135
01:22:08,267 --> 01:22:10,098
But there's a party. How shall we go in?
1136
01:22:10,187 --> 01:22:12,143
Should a gypsy bother?
1137
01:22:12,227 --> 01:22:15,378
- We'll go in, some way or another.
- Let's go in. I'm starving.
1138
01:22:15,467 --> 01:22:18,459
And I have to shit. Hurry up.
1139
01:22:20,947 --> 01:22:22,141
Hold on tightly.
1140
01:22:24,627 --> 01:22:25,980
Hey, hi!
1141
01:22:26,067 --> 01:22:27,864
- Excuse me.
- Yes?
1142
01:22:27,947 --> 01:22:30,541
- Who are the landlords?
- Those gentlemen down there...
1143
01:22:30,627 --> 01:22:32,697
- I see. - ...near the
fireplace. - Thanks.
1144
01:22:32,787 --> 01:22:35,620
- Come on! Act naturally.
- Alright. Let's go.
1145
01:22:36,107 --> 01:22:37,301
After you.
1146
01:22:37,867 --> 01:22:39,380
Nice pussy!
1147
01:22:45,267 --> 01:22:48,179
Good evening! Here we are!
1148
01:22:49,627 --> 01:22:52,300
- Good evening.
- Good evening.
1149
01:22:53,147 --> 01:22:54,899
Thank you for coming.
1150
01:22:55,587 --> 01:22:59,136
- Rossella, can I introduce...
- Introduce me to Rossella?
1151
01:23:00,347 --> 01:23:01,905
Rossella, how are you?
1152
01:23:02,307 --> 01:23:05,140
- Melandri. - You look
great. - Nice to meet you.
1153
01:23:06,027 --> 01:23:09,576
- May I introduce you to architect Melandri?
- Very pleased.
1154
01:23:10,667 --> 01:23:14,137
- Mr. Perozzi, he's a journalist.
- My regards.
1155
01:23:14,307 --> 01:23:17,105
- Count Mascetti.
- Madam, the supercazzola.
1156
01:23:17,307 --> 01:23:19,901
- And commander Necchi.
- How do you do.
1157
01:23:19,987 --> 01:23:22,217
We were at the NATO and
thought we wouldn't make it.
1158
01:23:22,307 --> 01:23:24,775
Luckily enough, we freed
ourselves and here we are.
1159
01:23:25,027 --> 01:23:27,905
Of course, you did the right
thing. Would you like a drink?
1160
01:23:28,067 --> 01:23:30,023
- Thanks!
- Would you take care of it, Mario?
1161
01:23:30,227 --> 01:23:32,616
Not at all! We'll help ourselves.
1162
01:23:33,107 --> 01:23:35,416
- As if it were antani.
- Excuse me, dear.
1163
01:23:35,507 --> 01:23:36,781
By your leave.
1164
01:23:38,547 --> 01:23:40,902
- Anything good to eat?
- But who are they?
1165
01:23:41,107 --> 01:23:44,497
- I have no idea.
- Who are they?
1166
01:24:03,267 --> 01:24:04,617
Damn it!
1167
01:24:08,787 --> 01:24:10,120
Oh!
1168
01:24:20,667 --> 01:24:22,339
What is genius?
1169
01:24:22,427 --> 01:24:25,897
It's imagination, intuition,
resolution and quickness.
1170
01:24:28,307 --> 01:24:29,865
Come here, cutie.
1171
01:24:34,637 --> 01:24:36,601
Alright. Wait, okay?
1172
01:24:48,910 --> 01:24:52,189
Here. Good boy! Cute boy! Come here!
1173
01:24:55,667 --> 01:24:59,077
Good boy! Like that!
1174
01:25:06,547 --> 01:25:09,584
- Where's my glass?
- Up there.
1175
01:25:10,467 --> 01:25:12,617
Madam, come! Soon!
1176
01:25:13,707 --> 01:25:16,858
Puccetto, the child! Come
and see what he has done!
1177
01:25:17,107 --> 01:25:20,099
Oh, God! Mario, run!
1178
01:25:20,627 --> 01:25:22,743
But what happened?
1179
01:25:23,947 --> 01:25:27,496
Look! Look!
1180
01:25:28,987 --> 01:25:30,022
Mario, look!
1181
01:25:32,787 --> 01:25:36,700
- But it's monstrous!
- Poor Puccetto. And he isn't done yet!
1182
01:25:37,907 --> 01:25:40,546
- Hurry up, Mario. Call the doctor.
- Yes, yes.
1183
01:25:41,387 --> 01:25:44,936
You can't imagine what
a precious friend...
1184
01:25:45,027 --> 01:25:49,066
...Necchi is. Especially
in difficult times.
1185
01:25:52,867 --> 01:25:55,779
"Annabelle, the hot model".
1186
01:25:56,547 --> 01:26:00,984
At the Modern they're putting on:
"Nothing butt serious", with Maronelli.
1187
01:26:03,107 --> 01:26:04,396
And at the Mazzini?
1188
01:26:06,627 --> 01:26:09,903
"Nuns rock, first they convert
you, then they jerk your...
1189
01:26:11,027 --> 01:26:12,282
Fuck you!
1190
01:26:12,827 --> 01:26:16,263
we were in a state
of deep depression...
1191
01:26:16,347 --> 01:26:19,976
...and it was Necchi who made us
confident again, thanks to a discovery.
1192
01:26:21,267 --> 01:26:25,465
An old pensioner, hateful, with
greedy and suspicious eyes...
1193
01:26:25,787 --> 01:26:28,062
...started going to his bar.
1194
01:26:28,227 --> 01:26:30,297
- How much did you bet?
- A hundred liras.
1195
01:26:31,507 --> 01:26:32,986
Well, do you agree?
1196
01:26:36,107 --> 01:26:38,098
See how many he eats.
1197
01:26:39,507 --> 01:26:40,622
That makes five.
1198
01:26:44,187 --> 01:26:46,018
And now wait and see.
1199
01:26:55,267 --> 01:26:56,336
How many?
1200
01:26:57,067 --> 01:26:58,944
- One.
- Exactly.
1201
01:26:59,027 --> 01:27:02,064
- Kick him out.
- No way! Too much work.
1202
01:27:02,187 --> 01:27:04,143
So? Whose turn is it?
1203
01:27:04,627 --> 01:27:07,460
What do you mean? I
said a hundred liras.
1204
01:27:07,707 --> 01:27:09,504
- A hundred liras...
- Who sees?
1205
01:27:09,627 --> 01:27:12,699
- How many cards did you pick?
- Three cards. A hundred liras.
1206
01:27:12,907 --> 01:27:16,377
- I have to think about it! A game is a game.
- And you're a ball breaker!
1207
01:27:19,747 --> 01:27:21,385
Did you say a hundred thousand?
1208
01:27:24,307 --> 01:27:27,140
- Yes. A hundred thousand.
- That's not enough. Three hundred thousand!
1209
01:27:29,667 --> 01:27:33,501
- I say a million.
- I see the million.
1210
01:27:33,947 --> 01:27:37,496
I'll jump at it. One and
four millions makes five.
1211
01:27:37,707 --> 01:27:39,777
- I see.
- I pass.
1212
01:27:40,387 --> 01:27:42,582
Don't think I'm ruthless. Three seven.
1213
01:27:43,867 --> 01:27:45,903
You owed me ten million.
Now you only owe me...
1214
01:27:45,987 --> 01:27:48,103
Five and one makes six.
I'll sign you a check.
1215
01:27:48,347 --> 01:27:52,022
Bad luck, guys. Undercover cop.
1216
01:27:52,987 --> 01:27:55,217
The one who's pretending
to watch the postcards.
1217
01:27:55,307 --> 01:27:57,980
- And the one who's having coffee.
- Hurry!
1218
01:27:58,067 --> 01:28:01,901
- Let's sneak out the backdoor.
- It could be guarded.
1219
01:28:02,147 --> 01:28:05,105
- I'll go and check!
- Don't move. Stay calm.
1220
01:28:06,867 --> 01:28:08,778
You too! Don't turn around.
1221
01:28:12,707 --> 01:28:15,540
There's a police car.
What about the stuff?
1222
01:28:15,627 --> 01:28:18,619
- What? You wanna leave it on the table?
- Here, what the hell!
1223
01:28:21,787 --> 01:28:23,300
Be quiet!
1224
01:28:23,467 --> 01:28:24,786
Now, you'll go out...
1225
01:28:26,707 --> 01:28:30,495
...as if you were a regular
client and wait for us in the park.
1226
01:28:30,587 --> 01:28:33,226
Wait for us to get there.
1227
01:28:33,307 --> 01:28:35,184
- Hurry!
- But what is it?
1228
01:28:35,387 --> 01:28:39,266
It's sugar! What do you
think? Away! Away! Run!
1229
01:28:39,507 --> 01:28:41,099
- Cautious! -
But self-assured!
1230
01:28:41,347 --> 01:28:42,860
Yes.
1231
01:28:46,147 --> 01:28:48,138
Oh! Whistle!
1232
01:28:52,787 --> 01:28:55,142
Good.
1233
01:28:56,947 --> 01:28:59,222
What a jerk!
1234
01:28:59,547 --> 01:29:00,775
Indeed!
1235
01:29:01,227 --> 01:29:02,421
- Shall we go?
- Let's go!
1236
01:29:25,787 --> 01:29:28,255
Curiosity killed the cat. Give it back.
1237
01:29:28,347 --> 01:29:30,303
I think I have the right to know...
1238
01:29:30,387 --> 01:29:32,298
- Give it back!
- You know too much already.
1239
01:29:32,387 --> 01:29:34,821
- Piss off!
- Why should I?
1240
01:29:34,947 --> 01:29:38,576
Piss off, change bar,
don't show up anymore. Away!
1241
01:29:57,987 --> 01:30:00,820
Away! Or I'll throw you into the Arno!
1242
01:30:06,947 --> 01:30:10,986
- That old man will never recover.
- True.
1243
01:30:15,267 --> 01:30:18,816
Therefore, two evenings later,
it was a celestial music...
1244
01:30:19,067 --> 01:30:22,218
...we heard when...
1245
01:30:30,667 --> 01:30:32,063
Sugar, was it?
1246
01:30:35,947 --> 01:30:37,343
The door.
1247
01:30:40,867 --> 01:30:42,903
What do you want?
1248
01:30:45,347 --> 01:30:47,907
- Nothing.
- And why did you come back?
1249
01:30:48,227 --> 01:30:49,421
To blackmail us!
1250
01:30:49,827 --> 01:30:52,625
Blackmail you? No! What are you saying!
1251
01:30:53,387 --> 01:30:58,222
I just thought maybe I
could make some money...
1252
01:30:58,587 --> 01:30:59,962
How?
1253
01:31:01,067 --> 01:31:04,855
Don't know. Doing what I did
the other night, for example.
1254
01:31:05,147 --> 01:31:10,824
Yes, because I have a clean record,
I used to be a post office clerk.
1255
01:31:11,747 --> 01:31:13,146
I'm beyond suspicion.
1256
01:31:14,427 --> 01:31:18,500
- And I'm not scared.
- We believe you.
1257
01:31:20,587 --> 01:31:23,704
He's evil-eyed for sure!
1258
01:31:25,187 --> 01:31:26,506
Wicked!
1259
01:31:33,587 --> 01:31:34,817
Meeting.
1260
01:31:41,787 --> 01:31:46,383
It's a heavy responsibility.
We'll bring you to the boss.
1261
01:31:46,587 --> 01:31:49,623
- To whom?
- The boss. The chief.
1262
01:31:49,867 --> 01:31:52,381
Only he can make similar decisions.
1263
01:31:52,547 --> 01:31:55,664
- Call him and ask if we can go there.
- Token.
1264
01:31:55,867 --> 01:31:57,698
Ask the "Redhead".
1265
01:31:59,747 --> 01:32:05,185
- Wait! The password had been changed.
- Has it? What is it?
1266
01:32:05,947 --> 01:32:08,745
Now it is: "Jump the
ditch steadily..."
1267
01:32:08,947 --> 01:32:11,142
"...with her purse walks the lady".
1268
01:32:11,387 --> 01:32:12,786
Wow... Okay.
1269
01:32:15,987 --> 01:32:17,978
...Walks the lady.
1270
01:32:27,227 --> 01:32:28,785
Hood off!
1271
01:32:35,827 --> 01:32:37,055
But he's a doctor!
1272
01:32:37,147 --> 01:32:38,899
- Shut up!
- Shh!
1273
01:32:38,987 --> 01:32:40,739
He's a world-famous professor.
1274
01:32:40,827 --> 01:32:43,944
And he's just a local boss!
No one knows who's above him.
1275
01:32:44,027 --> 01:32:46,143
The organization is a pyramid.
1276
01:32:46,227 --> 01:32:48,104
No one knows who's at the top.
1277
01:32:56,827 --> 01:32:59,102
- What's your name?
- Righi Niccol�.
1278
01:33:01,267 --> 01:33:02,363
AKA?
1279
01:33:03,187 --> 01:33:05,098
AKA nothing. Righi Niccol�.
1280
01:33:05,947 --> 01:33:08,461
- Do you have a good memory?
- Yes.
1281
01:33:10,427 --> 01:33:12,145
How does the lady walk?
1282
01:33:13,307 --> 01:33:14,626
With her purse.
1283
01:33:14,747 --> 01:33:17,625
- And how do you jump the ditch?
- Steadily.
1284
01:33:28,707 --> 01:33:29,717
Let's try him.
1285
01:33:29,947 --> 01:33:33,337
- Hood on!
- Come on! Down!
1286
01:33:42,267 --> 01:33:44,735
Ouch!
1287
01:33:44,827 --> 01:33:46,897
- Quiet!
- Don't move!
1288
01:33:46,987 --> 01:33:49,899
- Quiet!
- Yes, but I've knocked my nose again.
1289
01:33:49,987 --> 01:33:52,820
- Don't answer.
- Here is the florist.
1290
01:33:53,267 --> 01:33:55,223
- Who's going in?
- I am. - Okay.
1291
01:33:55,387 --> 01:33:57,105
- Come with me.
- Alright.
1292
01:33:57,227 --> 01:33:58,979
- It's "okay"!
- Sure. Okay.
1293
01:33:59,107 --> 01:34:01,337
We'll wait here, the
engine will be started.
1294
01:34:01,747 --> 01:34:04,215
- Hurry! Walk by my side.
- Okay!
1295
01:34:07,667 --> 01:34:08,986
What am I supposed to do?
1296
01:34:09,067 --> 01:34:12,616
No questions. You'll be on
the lookout. I'll go inside.
1297
01:34:17,227 --> 01:34:18,517
Stop!
1298
01:34:26,967 --> 01:34:28,183
Wait a moment.
1299
01:34:28,627 --> 01:34:31,664
What was the password? I can't remember.
1300
01:34:31,747 --> 01:34:34,056
- The lady opens the purse...
- No no no!
1301
01:34:34,147 --> 01:34:36,183
With the purse walks the lady!
1302
01:34:37,227 --> 01:34:39,343
Ah! But wasn't there a ditch too?
1303
01:34:39,547 --> 01:34:42,061
Yes, you jump the ditch steadily.
1304
01:34:42,707 --> 01:34:44,504
I see! However there was a ditch.
1305
01:34:44,667 --> 01:34:46,737
- Please, keep your eyes open.
- Yes.
1306
01:35:03,147 --> 01:35:04,444
Me?
1307
01:35:13,187 --> 01:35:15,417
What's the fucking password again?
1308
01:35:15,507 --> 01:35:17,896
- The lady jumps the ditch...
- No! What the hell!
1309
01:35:17,987 --> 01:35:20,581
- No. The lady jumps in the ditch with...
- Look!
1310
01:35:21,147 --> 01:35:23,456
Okay, I'm going to write it down.
Dictate it!
1311
01:35:23,547 --> 01:35:26,857
But are you crazy to
write down the password?
1312
01:35:26,947 --> 01:35:30,144
- What are they doing?
- Next time I'm going!
1313
01:35:30,227 --> 01:35:32,183
No, we'll toss.
1314
01:35:32,667 --> 01:35:36,057
- I feel better now.
- But what if they catch you and find it out?
1315
01:35:37,227 --> 01:35:42,460
First rule: if the police
arrives, swallow the sheet. Clear?
1316
01:35:44,027 --> 01:35:46,257
Come on! On the lookout and shut up.
1317
01:36:01,827 --> 01:36:03,818
But this isn't number 171 bis!
1318
01:36:04,667 --> 01:36:07,101
- No. It's nr. 126!
- Be careful, what the hell!
1319
01:36:07,547 --> 01:36:10,220
Me? How can you still be in the gang!
1320
01:36:10,387 --> 01:36:12,105
At the end of that day...
1321
01:36:12,187 --> 01:36:14,106
which was devoted to
the contacts with the net,
1322
01:36:14,156 --> 01:36:16,227
the suppliers, the inside men,
the distributors...
1323
01:36:16,507 --> 01:36:18,862
...we went for our booty.
1324
01:36:19,107 --> 01:36:21,416
Mr. Pettinelli had prepared it...
1325
01:36:21,587 --> 01:36:25,375
...he supplies dyestuff, paper shit...
1326
01:36:25,627 --> 01:36:28,903
...in short, things to have fun with.
1327
01:36:31,187 --> 01:36:34,224
- Good evening. - Hi. Is
the stuff ready? - Yes.
1328
01:36:34,307 --> 01:36:35,516
Shh!
1329
01:36:47,107 --> 01:36:48,142
- Hi!
- Hi!
1330
01:36:52,667 --> 01:36:55,977
The police! There's a police car!
1331
01:37:01,747 --> 01:37:03,385
To the right! Headlights off!
1332
01:37:03,467 --> 01:37:06,664
- And the password must disappear!
- Good, Righi!
1333
01:37:06,747 --> 01:37:08,897
- Swallow!
- Well!
1334
01:37:13,787 --> 01:37:15,857
Why me? He's the one who wrote it down!
1335
01:37:16,067 --> 01:37:20,265
I already have a chewing-gum in my mouth.
And since when should I eat leftovers?
1336
01:37:23,507 --> 01:37:24,569
For you.
1337
01:37:25,347 --> 01:37:26,761
For you.
1338
01:37:27,627 --> 01:37:28,788
For you.
1339
01:37:28,907 --> 01:37:30,125
For me.
1340
01:37:30,267 --> 01:37:31,572
For you.
1341
01:37:31,747 --> 01:37:33,196
For you.
1342
01:37:33,467 --> 01:37:35,922
For you. For me.
1343
01:37:36,427 --> 01:37:38,099
The last million...
1344
01:37:41,747 --> 01:37:43,236
...is for me...
1345
01:37:43,387 --> 01:37:45,343
...because I'm the
boss. Is it all right?
1346
01:37:45,587 --> 01:37:47,976
- How about a coffee? Righi?
- No!
1347
01:37:48,187 --> 01:37:50,064
Then, I declare the meeting closed.
1348
01:37:51,747 --> 01:37:56,423
# Beautiful daughter of love.
1349
01:37:57,307 --> 01:37:59,616
Twenty thousand per score?
1350
01:37:59,867 --> 01:38:01,619
At least tell me how I went.
1351
01:38:01,827 --> 01:38:04,819
How did the noob go?
1352
01:38:04,987 --> 01:38:07,137
Not bad, for a first timer.
1353
01:38:07,387 --> 01:38:10,299
What? How dare you say "not bad"?
1354
01:38:10,627 --> 01:38:14,256
Something against Fox's Paw?
1355
01:38:14,627 --> 01:38:16,880
Do you call him Fox's Paw?
1356
01:38:17,187 --> 01:38:18,576
Yes, why?
1357
01:38:18,987 --> 01:38:21,945
Righi, what have I
done to you? I love you.
1358
01:38:22,107 --> 01:38:23,745
Don't make me speak, please!
1359
01:38:23,947 --> 01:38:27,417
If you've got something
to say, spit it out.
1360
01:38:28,427 --> 01:38:29,496
What has he done?
1361
01:38:30,267 --> 01:38:32,337
Nevermind. Forget it.
1362
01:38:33,867 --> 01:38:37,257
My friend, in this
field money is easy...
1363
01:38:38,027 --> 01:38:41,224
...but to behave well is difficult,
and we pay for our mistakes.
1364
01:38:41,627 --> 01:38:45,142
So? Shall we keep him or kill him?
1365
01:38:45,667 --> 01:38:49,979
Let's ask the boss. The
decision is only up to him.
1366
01:38:55,027 --> 01:38:57,302
Hood off!
1367
01:39:00,307 --> 01:39:01,662
Then, boss?
1368
01:39:07,987 --> 01:39:11,024
Better alive. One more gun is better.
1369
01:39:11,427 --> 01:39:13,179
The Marseillaise are back.
1370
01:39:13,547 --> 01:39:15,344
Damn it! I knew it.
1371
01:39:15,427 --> 01:39:17,622
Right when we were
starting with the province.
1372
01:39:17,707 --> 01:39:19,186
They don't joke.
1373
01:39:19,427 --> 01:39:20,576
Guys...
1374
01:39:21,267 --> 01:39:25,419
...hold on. Starting
tomorrow, the province is ours.
1375
01:39:26,387 --> 01:39:29,902
This is the good time
to definitely slash them.
1376
01:39:30,307 --> 01:39:31,353
But who?
1377
01:39:31,587 --> 01:39:35,262
Didn't you hear? The Marseillaise!
1378
01:39:35,347 --> 01:39:37,019
Our enemies. They're tough ones.
1379
01:39:37,107 --> 01:39:39,701
- Like marble.
- Merciless.
1380
01:39:40,747 --> 01:39:44,023
- For you. To repay you for the danger.
- Okay, boss.
1381
01:39:44,467 --> 01:39:47,061
- For you and for you.
- No problem, boss.
1382
01:39:48,427 --> 01:39:49,903
And for you...
1383
01:39:51,587 --> 01:39:52,803
...this!
1384
01:39:53,587 --> 01:39:54,986
Try to deserve it.
1385
01:39:55,667 --> 01:40:00,946
Next time you'll also get part of
the booty, if you're still alive.
1386
01:40:04,787 --> 01:40:07,381
- Good luck! -
Hood on! - Yes.
1387
01:40:20,547 --> 01:40:22,697
No, Titti, not even tonight.
1388
01:40:22,987 --> 01:40:25,740
Nope. Why? Because I'm busy, no?
1389
01:40:25,907 --> 01:40:28,023
Yes, yes, I have to beat the province.
1390
01:40:28,467 --> 01:40:30,935
I don't know. I don't know till when.
1391
01:40:31,507 --> 01:40:34,021
Titti, when a man is
busy, he's busy, alright?
1392
01:40:34,227 --> 01:40:36,502
Oh, Titti! Hey, Titti!
1393
01:40:43,867 --> 01:40:46,017
- Come on, Fox's Paw!
- Yes, boss.
1394
01:40:46,107 --> 01:40:48,905
In the river! No, not that one...
1395
01:40:48,987 --> 01:40:51,023
- the waterproof one, Paw!
- I know...
1396
01:40:51,107 --> 01:40:53,462
...but they look the
same, one white, one black.
1397
01:40:53,667 --> 01:40:57,262
- Here, Fox's Paw.
- Where are you going?
1398
01:40:57,347 --> 01:41:00,737
- I need to piss!
- No pissing on duty!
1399
01:41:25,187 --> 01:41:26,461
Is the booty there?
1400
01:41:28,467 --> 01:41:33,222
Mission accomplished! 85 millions.
1401
01:41:33,307 --> 01:41:35,741
- You can go, Righi!
- At last.
1402
01:41:35,827 --> 01:41:38,819
And we fooled up the Marseillaise.
1403
01:41:44,267 --> 01:41:46,735
- Run, the Marseillaise!
- Not now!
1404
01:41:46,827 --> 01:41:49,785
Away, away, soon, there's
no time to lose, away, go!
1405
01:41:55,547 --> 01:41:58,664
Down, stay down! But what
are you doing, you're all wet!
1406
01:41:58,747 --> 01:42:00,863
Yes, he pissed himself, the pig!
1407
01:42:00,947 --> 01:42:02,505
There was no time!
1408
01:42:02,587 --> 01:42:05,420
That's called "fear".
Move away, you're disgusting!
1409
01:42:10,107 --> 01:42:13,019
Cover up! Heads down!
1410
01:42:13,187 --> 01:42:15,906
- Run, they'll catch us!
- I can't drive any faster!
1411
01:42:26,907 --> 01:42:28,863
Down, down, stay down!
1412
01:42:28,947 --> 01:42:31,063
Ouch! Am I the only one to stay down?
1413
01:43:11,587 --> 01:43:14,340
You've seen how dangerous they are!
1414
01:43:14,947 --> 01:43:19,259
And then, we are lost
souls, hardened criminals.
1415
01:43:19,987 --> 01:43:22,899
but you, starting drug dealing...
1416
01:43:23,067 --> 01:43:26,377
...at your age.
- Drugs kill.
1417
01:43:26,707 --> 01:43:29,619
Our inside men also
sell it to the minor.
1418
01:43:29,707 --> 01:43:31,026
I don't care.
1419
01:43:31,107 --> 01:43:33,143
They give it to school children.
1420
01:43:33,227 --> 01:43:36,822
My conscience is clear.
I just obey the orders.
1421
01:43:37,427 --> 01:43:39,987
Nothing more. And then,
you say it's drugs...
1422
01:43:42,307 --> 01:43:44,741
Maybe... But to me, it's sugar!
1423
01:43:46,307 --> 01:43:48,343
Yes, he's right.
1424
01:43:50,267 --> 01:43:52,415
That's the way to be.
1425
01:43:52,684 --> 01:43:56,367
Disgusting, cynical.
Like this old fart here.
1426
01:43:57,467 --> 01:44:01,745
- Ruthless, like him.
- Yes, yes, yes, boss...
1427
01:44:01,947 --> 01:44:04,905
...let's share the booty, and enjoy it!
1428
01:44:05,627 --> 01:44:08,824
Well, this time there's
five of us to share the cake.
1429
01:44:08,987 --> 01:44:11,740
You deserved your piece.
1430
01:44:11,947 --> 01:44:15,735
Well, it was about time! You've
shared the cake for 25 days now...
1431
01:44:15,947 --> 01:44:19,622
...and I haven't seen anything.
You shared 312 million...
1432
01:44:19,947 --> 01:44:21,665
...and I didn't even get a cent!
1433
01:44:22,547 --> 01:44:24,856
Oh, dam' it, they've tricked us!
1434
01:44:24,947 --> 01:44:27,256
The Marseillaise! Sons of a bitch.
1435
01:44:27,347 --> 01:44:29,258
They were faster than us!
1436
01:44:29,347 --> 01:44:33,260
What a pity, right when
you would get your share.
1437
01:44:33,547 --> 01:44:34,821
I'm really sorry.
1438
01:44:35,227 --> 01:44:36,819
You are, huh? That's it, huh?!
1439
01:44:37,067 --> 01:44:40,582
The other days there was
and today there isn't!
1440
01:44:40,827 --> 01:44:44,297
Yet I've always risked
my life like all of you.
1441
01:44:44,427 --> 01:44:47,942
Like you, like him, this
idiot, this imbecile!
1442
01:44:48,787 --> 01:44:51,381
The other times you got the
millions, then take them out now!
1443
01:44:51,467 --> 01:44:53,298
- I want your share!
- But why?
1444
01:44:53,867 --> 01:44:59,225
Why do you treat me so,
why? Me, who have always...
1445
01:44:59,427 --> 01:45:02,942
...felt a certain passion for
you. I don't even know why.
1446
01:45:03,147 --> 01:45:06,583
You don't know why? He looks
exactly like your poor dad.
1447
01:45:06,787 --> 01:45:08,186
Let me see!
1448
01:45:09,307 --> 01:45:10,562
Two drops of water!
1449
01:45:11,507 --> 01:45:16,297
Yes! That's why: he's my
poor father's portrait!
1450
01:45:17,107 --> 01:45:22,227
Daddy, if I had met you earlier
I wouldn't have come so down!
1451
01:45:22,667 --> 01:45:25,022
- Piss off!
- Don't treat me so, dad!
1452
01:45:25,107 --> 01:45:27,667
- That's not the way to treat your son.
- Dad!
1453
01:45:27,747 --> 01:45:29,499
I'm not your dad! Let go of me.
1454
01:45:29,587 --> 01:45:32,659
Do you think I want a stupid
child like you? Go away!
1455
01:45:32,747 --> 01:45:34,624
Oh! Dad, you hit my balls!
1456
01:45:34,707 --> 01:45:36,937
And now, here! Find another!
1457
01:45:44,867 --> 01:45:46,505
We'll never find someone like him!
1458
01:45:46,787 --> 01:45:51,463
Stop, Righi! There's
a bond between us now.
1459
01:45:51,547 --> 01:45:53,299
Don't force us to kill you!
1460
01:45:53,387 --> 01:45:56,777
- Halt!
- You can't break these chains!
1461
01:46:02,627 --> 01:46:04,182
But where are you going?
1462
01:46:05,387 --> 01:46:07,423
- Where the fuck are you going?
- Shh!
1463
01:46:07,947 --> 01:46:11,019
- We're going to the Bridge of Migliaccio.
- Of Migliaccio?
1464
01:46:11,107 --> 01:46:14,144
- But the film starts at ten!
- Who cares about the film?
1465
01:46:14,227 --> 01:46:15,785
Don't you understand I'm responsible...
1466
01:46:15,867 --> 01:46:18,665
...for the Marseillaise?
It's all on my shoulders!
1467
01:46:18,827 --> 01:46:21,295
And if you don't
understand, you're a bitch.
1468
01:46:21,747 --> 01:46:23,465
You asked for it, for Heaven's sake.
1469
01:46:32,507 --> 01:46:35,021
Go to the cinema, and
also go and fuck yourself!
1470
01:46:35,107 --> 01:46:38,861
No, you go there, you faggot!
You and all your faggot friends.
1471
01:46:46,747 --> 01:46:50,535
- Seven!
- Listen to me.
1472
01:46:51,667 --> 01:46:54,977
I'll tell you in front of
them, since you're all there.
1473
01:46:55,187 --> 01:46:58,497
I haven't seen you for a month.
Not even for lunch or dinner.
1474
01:46:58,587 --> 01:47:00,464
Your family doesn't count
anymore, nothing does.
1475
01:47:00,547 --> 01:47:03,300
- You say you go out with the old man.
- Yeah!
1476
01:47:03,667 --> 01:47:08,058
Maybe. But that's enough! Look,
and I swear it on our baby's grave:
1477
01:47:08,667 --> 01:47:12,455
either you stop it or I'll
tell the old man everything!
1478
01:47:13,067 --> 01:47:14,420
Understand?
1479
01:47:20,827 --> 01:47:23,295
She's joking, I hope.
Is she capable of that?
1480
01:47:23,467 --> 01:47:27,301
When she swears on our baby's
grave, she keeps her promises!
1481
01:47:27,627 --> 01:47:32,064
Well, guys, it seems I'll
retire and you'll go ahead.
1482
01:47:32,467 --> 01:47:34,617
- Alright.
- Not really...
1483
01:47:34,827 --> 01:47:38,866
...what the hell! It's easy
for you, who play the boss.
1484
01:47:39,267 --> 01:47:42,304
It is! We bring them
hooded up, don't we.
1485
01:47:42,747 --> 01:47:45,625
But I'm the most fucked up of all.
1486
01:47:46,307 --> 01:47:48,138
Love, family...
1487
01:47:48,347 --> 01:47:50,861
...business... Yes, look here:
1488
01:47:51,387 --> 01:47:54,140
...the British Encyclopaedia
gave me the sack...
1489
01:47:54,227 --> 01:47:57,776
They said: "We don't need
you anymore, fuck off".
1490
01:47:58,787 --> 01:48:01,221
- And you?
- As regards me...
1491
01:48:01,827 --> 01:48:07,140
I'm a bit tired, I don't
sleep anymore. However...
1492
01:48:07,947 --> 01:48:12,543
I got it. We're a gang,
yes, but of buffoons.
1493
01:48:13,627 --> 01:48:18,178
Alright. Let's call him and
tell him: " Mr. Righi..."
1494
01:48:18,347 --> 01:48:20,907
"...it was a joke. Now our wives..."
1495
01:48:21,147 --> 01:48:25,618
"...don't want us to go ahead.
Let's have a drink and that's it".
1496
01:48:25,907 --> 01:48:27,465
No. Not that way.
1497
01:48:27,547 --> 01:48:30,266
Once we've started it, we
have to end it with a flourish.
1498
01:48:30,347 --> 01:48:32,656
Guys, it takes a
Rossinian "crescendo"!
1499
01:48:32,787 --> 01:48:36,097
- St. Valentine's massacre.
- Cool!
1500
01:48:36,307 --> 01:48:37,865
Ta-ta-ta-ta.
1501
01:48:38,907 --> 01:48:42,343
The night of the massacre
I didn't feel too well...
1502
01:48:42,507 --> 01:48:45,738
...but everything was ready
and fixed, we couldn't delay...
1503
01:48:45,947 --> 01:48:50,498
...and I couldn't miss it. That
state of mine and the fact I felt...
1504
01:48:50,667 --> 01:48:54,182
...my son's eyes on me, inspired me.
1505
01:48:56,227 --> 01:48:58,866
- Luciano!
- What?
1506
01:48:59,787 --> 01:49:03,302
Luciano, would you do
me a favour, please?
1507
01:49:05,907 --> 01:49:10,776
I feel tired tonight, and I
have an important appointment.
1508
01:49:11,667 --> 01:49:13,817
- Would you go there?
- Where?
1509
01:49:14,747 --> 01:49:17,307
To Necchi's bar. We always meet there.
1510
01:49:17,387 --> 01:49:20,902
- What should I do?
- My friends will tell you all.
1511
01:49:21,067 --> 01:49:24,025
Oh, this is important
because it's a mixture...
1512
01:49:24,227 --> 01:49:27,424
...of ox's blood and tomato
sauce that can be sprayed...
1513
01:49:27,587 --> 01:49:30,499
...on someone's face to
make them look wounded.
1514
01:49:30,867 --> 01:49:32,380
Another important thing:
1515
01:49:36,227 --> 01:49:41,460
...take the stocking and put it on
your face. Then take a revolver...
1516
01:49:42,547 --> 01:49:44,902
...and shoot the air
when the others shoot.
1517
01:49:49,307 --> 01:49:51,662
I told you that just to
see the face you'd put.
1518
01:49:53,107 --> 01:49:55,701
This face, dad! Have fun!
1519
01:50:02,147 --> 01:50:04,581
The settling of
scores with the gang...
1520
01:50:04,667 --> 01:50:07,818
...of the Marseillaise took
place in an abandoned yard.
1521
01:50:08,187 --> 01:50:11,000
Our slogan was "Either us or them".
1522
01:50:11,207 --> 01:50:15,379
Of course, they were hiding
inside the abandoned yard.
1523
01:50:18,667 --> 01:50:19,736
Out!
1524
01:50:24,307 --> 01:50:27,458
- Ouch!
- Be careful!
1525
01:50:27,547 --> 01:50:29,742
I can't... it's very dark here.
1526
01:50:29,827 --> 01:50:33,263
Taking advantage of the darkness,
Necchi crossed the lines...
1527
01:50:33,347 --> 01:50:36,259
...to go and play the
part of the Marseillaise.
1528
01:50:36,867 --> 01:50:39,779
- Damn you!
- Come here! Macaroni!
1529
01:50:39,867 --> 01:50:41,539
They've recognised us!
1530
01:50:41,627 --> 01:50:43,583
- Of course, you're making noise!
- Shut up!
1531
01:50:43,667 --> 01:50:45,703
We'll make you dance the tarantella!
1532
01:50:45,787 --> 01:50:47,425
- What now, boss?
- In open order.
1533
01:50:47,507 --> 01:50:50,385
Fucking Italians! You're fucked up!
1534
01:50:50,547 --> 01:50:54,460
- Paw, lights off!
- Okay, boss.
1535
01:50:56,627 --> 01:51:00,097
Long live De Gaulle! Long live France!
1536
01:51:00,987 --> 01:51:04,184
- Come on, guys!
- Victory!
1537
01:51:04,427 --> 01:51:06,861
Alain Delon! Borsalino!
1538
01:51:06,947 --> 01:51:09,302
Let's show them who we are!
1539
01:51:09,387 --> 01:51:11,742
Necchi, who had spent the afternoon...
1540
01:51:11,827 --> 01:51:14,057
...organizing everything,
surpassed himself.
1541
01:51:14,147 --> 01:51:18,743
Sons of a bitch!
Go and fuck yourself!
1542
01:51:19,067 --> 01:51:21,376
But are those fireworks?
1543
01:51:21,467 --> 01:51:22,900
They're flares, moron!
1544
01:51:22,987 --> 01:51:26,536
- That's napalm, can't you see?
- Shit faces! Faggots!
1545
01:51:26,667 --> 01:51:30,979
Come on, Righi, shoot! Come on! Quickly!
1546
01:51:31,867 --> 01:51:34,859
Marseille, fuck off!
1547
01:51:37,707 --> 01:51:40,426
The clash was brief,
but violent and bloody.
1548
01:51:40,507 --> 01:51:42,338
Ouch, mother!
1549
01:51:42,427 --> 01:51:45,817
- One less.
- Syphilitic French.
1550
01:51:45,907 --> 01:51:48,546
Fox's Paw! Come here,
let's surround them!
1551
01:51:48,787 --> 01:51:50,778
Oh, wait, I've trodden a dog shit.
1552
01:51:56,507 --> 01:51:59,465
Despite our bravery, the numerical...
1553
01:51:59,547 --> 01:52:02,345
...superiority of our
enemies overwhelmed us.
1554
01:52:02,787 --> 01:52:08,145
Forward, Savoyards! Never surrender!
1555
01:52:08,387 --> 01:52:10,423
In short, we were fucked up.
1556
01:52:10,587 --> 01:52:13,624
Charge!
1557
01:52:17,387 --> 01:52:19,981
Italians, you're defeated!
1558
01:52:20,587 --> 01:52:23,624
Shut up, moron, or
I'll give you an enema.
1559
01:52:23,707 --> 01:52:26,779
Righi, look what
happened because of you!
1560
01:52:26,867 --> 01:52:29,665
- Me?
- You didn't shield him with your body.
1561
01:52:29,747 --> 01:52:31,977
They've killed the boss, Righi!
1562
01:52:32,067 --> 01:52:34,456
Florence, you have no chance!
1563
01:52:34,547 --> 01:52:38,627
Look! What shall we do without the boss?
1564
01:52:38,699 --> 01:52:40,978
What shall we do? Escape! Away!
1565
01:52:41,627 --> 01:52:44,346
- Don't breathe!
- See you at the cafe.
1566
01:52:44,427 --> 01:52:47,817
My goodness! Another dog
shit. But who chose this place?
1567
01:52:48,027 --> 01:52:52,339
- Victory! Allons enfants de la patrie!
- Ouch!
1568
01:52:52,427 --> 01:52:55,180
- Help, Fox's Paw is wounded.
- Who cares!
1569
01:52:55,267 --> 01:52:57,462
Away, or they'll kill us all.
1570
01:52:57,547 --> 01:52:59,139
What? He's still alive.
1571
01:52:59,227 --> 01:53:01,661
Then finish him off!
1572
01:53:01,867 --> 01:53:04,017
Daddy! Fuck you!
1573
01:53:04,707 --> 01:53:07,938
May my blood fall on you.
1574
01:53:08,027 --> 01:53:09,699
To the car.
1575
01:53:11,867 --> 01:53:14,222
This wound is a supercazzola!
1576
01:53:14,307 --> 01:53:18,619
Caporetto! Every man for himself!
Salvage whatever possible!
1577
01:53:49,227 --> 01:53:52,822
- How many copies do you want?
- These ones will do, thanks.
1578
01:54:06,987 --> 01:54:10,059
- How come that wasn't in my newspaper?
- Because this edition...
1579
01:54:10,147 --> 01:54:11,296
...is not out yet.
1580
01:54:11,387 --> 01:54:13,901
- You have to disappear.
- But why is
1581
01:54:13,987 --> 01:54:16,547
...my portrait there,
when I count for nothing?
1582
01:54:16,627 --> 01:54:19,221
Being a noob, you've
made some bad mistakes.
1583
01:54:19,307 --> 01:54:23,619
Enough! If they catch us, we're dead.
Either you disappear or we'll kill you!
1584
01:54:23,707 --> 01:54:26,221
But where should I go? I've got
nobody. I don't have any money.
1585
01:54:26,307 --> 01:54:28,741
You're millionaires, give me some money!
1586
01:54:28,827 --> 01:54:32,137
Impossible. Those bills are marked.
1587
01:54:32,227 --> 01:54:35,663
- Do you have a sister?
- Yes. - Reach her.
1588
01:54:35,747 --> 01:54:38,978
- She's in Reggio Calabria!
- It's not far at all.
1589
01:54:59,707 --> 01:55:03,143
- But I still haven't understood...
- Hey!
1590
01:55:12,347 --> 01:55:14,383
Fuck you and your family!
1591
01:55:17,947 --> 01:55:20,780
Arsehole! Son of a bitch!
1592
01:55:47,787 --> 01:55:49,664
Shall we take a ride?
1593
01:55:49,747 --> 01:55:53,137
Listen, guys, don't know
about you, but I'm in no mood.
1594
01:55:53,987 --> 01:55:56,262
Then, I haven't slept for 24 hours.
1595
01:55:57,387 --> 01:55:59,947
I mean, I don't feel
like a gypsy anymore.
1596
01:56:00,987 --> 01:56:03,820
Well, I have an operation
early in the morning.
1597
01:56:05,427 --> 01:56:09,261
And I have two bills under protest,
the rent to pay and no money.
1598
01:56:10,307 --> 01:56:15,745
- And I have to take care of Carmen.
- Alright, it's over.
1599
01:56:16,387 --> 01:56:19,220
The beauty of being gypsies is
1600
01:56:19,387 --> 01:56:23,346
we're free, follow imagination and desires.
But it's like love, it just happens...
1601
01:56:23,627 --> 01:56:27,222
...and when it's over, it's
over. There's nothing one can do.
1602
01:57:01,267 --> 01:57:04,737
The stars again, the
same as last night...
1603
01:57:04,947 --> 01:57:09,179
...and as many other nights.
Nights, days, lovers, events.
1604
01:57:12,867 --> 01:57:15,825
I already have a nice burden
of past things on my shoulders.
1605
01:57:18,267 --> 01:57:20,906
But what about the
future? Maybe that's why...
1606
01:57:21,547 --> 01:57:23,617
...maybe it's not to
feel that burden...
1607
01:57:23,707 --> 01:57:26,460
...that I never take things seriously?
1608
01:57:27,387 --> 01:57:29,776
Or maybe my son is right?
1609
01:57:42,587 --> 01:57:45,147
Maybe it's that bad pudding I ate?
1610
01:57:54,387 --> 01:57:59,415
However it was a beautiful
day. Beautiful, free, stupid...
1611
01:58:00,507 --> 01:58:02,225
...as when we were kids.
1612
01:58:04,187 --> 01:58:06,701
Who knows when there's going
to be another one like this.
1613
01:58:22,507 --> 01:58:25,499
Hello? Fuck whoever
you are at this hour.
1614
01:58:26,547 --> 01:58:27,980
What? He's bad?
1615
01:58:29,467 --> 01:58:30,616
How "bad"?
1616
01:58:49,387 --> 01:58:51,696
- Are you done, doctor?
- Yes.
1617
01:59:00,827 --> 01:59:02,123
Then...
1618
01:59:03,267 --> 01:59:04,377
...away...
1619
01:59:07,147 --> 01:59:08,182
...from my balls...
1620
01:59:08,827 --> 01:59:10,180
...because I have to die.
1621
01:59:24,667 --> 01:59:26,976
Are you crazy? Not now!
1622
01:59:27,067 --> 01:59:29,740
- He isn't able to...
- No, no...
1623
02:00:01,827 --> 02:00:05,137
In the name of the Father, and
the Son and the Holy Spirit.
1624
02:00:07,827 --> 02:00:09,021
Tell me, son.
1625
02:00:11,827 --> 02:00:13,897
Venial sbiliguda...
1626
02:00:15,547 --> 02:00:17,219
...with the supercazzola...
1627
02:00:18,827 --> 02:00:20,055
...premature.
1628
02:00:24,747 --> 02:00:26,066
Excuse me, son?
1629
02:00:29,147 --> 02:00:31,707
I confess, as if it were antani...
1630
02:00:32,627 --> 02:00:36,905
...unhooded to the right...
1631
02:00:38,307 --> 02:00:40,138
...ostantinato to malliti.
1632
02:00:47,027 --> 02:00:48,506
How many times, son?
1633
02:00:50,067 --> 02:00:51,216
Fifty-fifty...
1634
02:00:52,267 --> 02:00:54,622
...Reumatina as if it were...
1635
02:00:56,107 --> 02:00:57,176
...mea culpa...
1636
02:01:02,947 --> 02:01:06,576
...the supercazzola...
- I absolve you from your sins...
1637
02:01:07,147 --> 02:01:10,583
...in the name of the Father,
and the Son and the Holy Spirit.
1638
02:01:36,627 --> 02:01:38,618
But is he really dead?
1639
02:01:53,947 --> 02:01:55,346
Let's go, mother.
1640
02:02:25,707 --> 02:02:27,743
Are you sure it's not a joke?
1641
02:02:28,267 --> 02:02:29,700
Is he really dead?
1642
02:02:31,787 --> 02:02:33,903
Do you think he's pretending?
1643
02:02:34,467 --> 02:02:36,105
He could do it.
1644
02:02:37,667 --> 02:02:39,623
You won't shed a tear?
1645
02:02:43,667 --> 02:02:45,817
I shed them all already.
1646
02:02:46,907 --> 02:02:49,341
And then one cries when someone dies.
1647
02:02:50,187 --> 02:02:51,825
But nobody died.
1648
02:02:53,427 --> 02:02:54,823
Who was he?
1649
02:02:55,227 --> 02:02:56,543
No one.
1650
02:02:57,427 --> 02:03:01,579
- He was nothing!
- Let's go, mother.
1651
02:03:15,427 --> 02:03:16,623
Well...
1652
02:03:17,587 --> 02:03:19,623
...he wasn't up to much.
1653
02:03:21,947 --> 02:03:25,178
- But I liked him.
- Me too.
1654
02:03:27,707 --> 02:03:29,140
And me too.
1655
02:03:34,107 --> 02:03:37,065
But then, does it matter to be someone?
1656
02:03:38,827 --> 02:03:41,546
Well, his fucking son is.
1657
02:03:42,347 --> 02:03:43,666
And that stupid woman!
1658
02:03:44,907 --> 02:03:46,898
What the fuck! I would like...
1659
02:03:46,987 --> 02:03:49,945
...such a funeral as to
give them a heart-attack!
1660
02:03:50,027 --> 02:03:52,416
And a thousand people crying.
1661
02:03:52,987 --> 02:03:58,425
And flowers, telegrams,
bands, flags, whores, soldiers!
1662
02:04:11,387 --> 02:04:17,287
# Beautiful daughter of love.
1663
02:04:18,867 --> 02:04:24,767
# I'm a slave to your mannerisms.
1664
02:04:34,107 --> 02:04:40,007
# You can ease, you can ease my pain.
1665
02:04:57,067 --> 02:04:58,182
- Hey!
- Hmm?
1666
02:04:58,707 --> 02:05:00,113
That's Righi!
1667
02:05:08,387 --> 02:05:11,379
- But what happened?
- Oooh!
1668
02:05:12,747 --> 02:05:13,862
That's the boss...
1669
02:05:14,867 --> 02:05:16,266
But wasn't he dead?
1670
02:05:17,187 --> 02:05:18,293
Shh!
1671
02:05:20,147 --> 02:05:22,502
He is like a cat, he has seven lives.
1672
02:05:22,627 --> 02:05:25,664
And what about the other one?
How did he end inside there?
1673
02:05:27,787 --> 02:05:29,266
He was a traitor.
1674
02:05:30,587 --> 02:05:32,703
We had to kill him.
1675
02:06:04,000 --> 02:06:07,000
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Technical corrections: SmallBrother
1676
02:06:08,305 --> 02:06:14,471
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