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Is there anybody Going to listen to my story.

All about the girl who came to stay.

She's the kind of girl, you want so much...

It makes you sorry.

Still you don't regret a single day.

Oh girl...

Girl...

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide

Then I stop and I turn and I go for a ride

Till I get to the bottom and I see you again

yeah yeah yeah...

Helter Skelter

Helter Skelter

Helter Skelter

Hold me tight.

Tell me I'm the only one.

And then I might.

Never be the lonely one.

So hold me tight.

Tonight. Tonight.

It's you.

You... you... you...

Hold me tight.

Let me go on loving you.

Tonight. Tonight.

Making love to only you.

So hold me tight.

Tonight. Tonight.

It's you.

You... you... you...

What it means to hold you tight.

Being here alone tonight with you.

It feels so right now...

Hold me tight.

Let me go on loving you.

Tonight.

Tonight.

Let me gone on loving you...

Who will take me out next week?

You'll be halfway around the world.

Well, it better not be Phil Scully.

Come here.

I'll be back soon.

They give you a furlough after boot camp.

And after that?

- Yeah. All right. - Good night. I'll see you tomorrow.

All right, then.

Don't spend it all at once. Last one for a while, eh, son?

- Last one ever, Cyril. - I felt the same at your age.

I told myself, "When I'm 64, I'll be long gone from this place.

- But I'm still here. - Move it along.

Some of us are thirsty and the pubs have been open five minutes.

Hi, Charlie.

You're gonna miss this place.

Don't count on it, Phil.

I've ironed your best shirts.

I'll be shoveling coal in a furnace, Mum. I don't think I'll be wearing them.

You'll be wearing them when you go ashore in America.

Yeah, well, that could be months from now.

If you wanted a seafaring life...

...couldn't you have signed up for the Mersey Ferry?

At least you'd be home for your supper every night.

I sometimes feel you're not telling me everything.

I just need a break from the yard, Molly.

I'll be back before you know it.

Or do you need a break from me? Is that what this is about?

Come here.

Close your eyes and I'll kiss ya

Tomorrow I'll miss ya

And remember I'll always be true

- Pull the other one. - What?

And then while I'm away

- I'll write home every day - You better.

And I'll send all my loving to you

You bastard.

I'll pretend that I"m kissing...

...your lips I am missing...

...and hope that my dreams will ... come true

...and then while I'm away...

...I"ll write home every day...

...and I'll send all my loving to you.

All my loving...

- Bye, sweetheart! - Bye!

...I will send to you...

All my loving...

...Darling I'll be true...

All my loving...

All my loving...

All my loving...

...I will send to you.

Bye.

- Go deep! - Let's go...

...Wildcats!

All right, ladies, let's take a break. Come on.

Yeah... I'll tell you somethin'

I think you'll understand

When I say that somethin'

I wanna hold your hand

I wanna hold your hand.

Oh, please say to me.

You'll let me be your man

And please say to me.

You'll let me hold your hand.

Now let me hold your hand.

I wanna hold your hand.

And when I touch you... I feel happy inside.

It's such a feeling that my love

I can't hide...

I can't hide...

I can't hide!

Yea, you... got that something.

...I think you'll understand...

and I... feel that something.

I wanna hold your hand!

I wanna hold your hand!

I wanna hold your hand...

I wanna hold your hand!

Hop in.

Thanks, mate. Appreciate it.

Sorry. Excuse me.

Shit! Goddamn it.

Thanks, man.

Excuse me, you don't where I could find Professor Huber, do you?

No such person. Not that I'm aware of.

Professor Wesley Huber?

Listen, I've pissed off every professor in Princeton...

...and he's not one of them.

Oh, wait a second, there's a Wes Huber.

That's him right over there.

Can I have a word?

If you're looking for work here, check with administration.

I got a job, thanks.

You sound like a limey.

I am, yeah.

I was stationed there during the war. I had some good times.

Yeah, I know.

At Burtonwood, right?

How would you know that?

I... I believe I'm your son.

I don't think so.

Me mother's Martha Feeny.

How'd you track me down?

Through Army records.

If I would have known about you...

What? You would've come back, is that it?

You know, she said that wouldn't have proved that you loved her...

...only that you felt obligated.

Well, it would have been better than raising a kid on her own.

Yeah, well, she wasn't the only one in those days.

You could excuse a bastard by saying his dad was killed in the war.

Did she find someone else?

There were a few hopefuls over the years, yeah.

I think I scared them off.

- Listen, kid, I... - It's Jude.

Jude.

I got a family. I got a wife, I got two kids.

Yeah, look. Mr. Huber, I didn't come here to derail your life.

You know? And I'm not here for your love or your approval.

I'm just here so that we both...

Both know that the other one exists.

All right.

- Fifteen bucks says you miss this shot. - Fifty says your sister still marries me.

Yeah, well, maybe.

All right, window. Let's go.

- All right, ladies. - There you go.

- Ready? - Yep.

Okay.

Fore!

Run!

You missed!

- Whatever. - It was the wind.

- Set me up. - I believe in you.

You couldn't hit the barn side of a broad, man. Come on.

There you go.

Fore!

Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!

- How do you like me now? - We're gonna get you, asshole!

How do you like me? Go to bed. Go to bed, you ain't got nothing.

- Yeah, they're going back into... - They're not going back to bed.

- No, they're not. - Go, go, go.

Go, go, go.

They went this way. Come on!

Shit, I'm out of shape.

You're the guy who was asking for the janitor, right?

Yeah.

So, what are you, like the assistant janitor?

I'm just bunking down here, you know, temporarily.

- Why? - Why do you need to know?

You're wanted by the cops, huh? FBI?

You know, it looks to me as though you're the one who's on the run.

Yeah. Thank you for that, by the way.

What would they have done if they caught you?

I don't know. Something involving genitalia and shoe polish.

- Nasty. - Yeah.

- Where's that accent from? - Same place as me. Liverpool.

And do you have a name?

Yeah.

- It's Jude. - Max.

I'm pleased to meet you.

Well, Jude, as a stranger to our shores...

...the least I can do is offer you some Ivy League hospitality.

Cheers.

Welcome to the nursery.

What would you do If I sang out of tune

- Thank you. - Would you stand up

And walk out on me?

- Hey. I'm Chris. - Lend me your ears

- And I'll sing you a song - Thanks.

- And I'll try not to sing out of key - There we go. All right.

I get by With a little help from my friends

He gets high With a little help from his friends

Oh I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends

- Take it easy, man. - Hold it in.

What do I do when my love is away?

Does it worry you to be alone?

No, I get by with a little help from my friends

I get high with a little help from my friends

I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody?

I need somebody to love

Could it be anybody?

I want somebody to love

Would you believe in a love at first sight?

Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time

What do you see when you turn out the light?

I can't tell you but I know it's mine

Oh I get by with a little help from my friends

I get high with a little help from my friends

I'm gonna try with a little help from my friends

Do you need anybody?

I need someone to love

Could it be anybody?

Try with a little help from my friends

Get by with a little help from my friends

Try with a little help from my friends

Yes, I get by with a little help from my friends

I can't believe her.

I'm never having children.

- Really? - No.

Think about it, it's pure narcissism.

I mean, people putting out little carbon copies of themselves, going:

"Oh, doesn't he have his father's eyes?

Doesn't he have his mother's lips?" It's...

It's disgusting.

Well, what about adoption?

Luce!

Lucy!

It won't be long, yeah, yeah, yeah

It won't be long, yeah, 'till I belong to you

Every night When everybody has fun

Here am I Sitting all on my own

It won't be long, yeah

Till I belong to you

Since you left me, I'm so alone

Now you're coming You're coming on home

I'll be good like I know I should

You're coming home, you're coming home

Every night the tears come down from my eyes

- Do you know when? - Next weekend.

He got a pass before his outfit ships out.

Every day I've done nothing but cry

It won't be long yeah...

It won't be long 'till I belong to you

Since you left me I'm so alone

Now you're coming, coming on home

I'll be good like I know I should

You're coming home, you're coming home

Every day we'll be happy I know

Now I know that you won't leave me no more

It won't be long yeah.....

'Till I belong to you

I tell you, man, this is my favorite time of day.

- Look at these. That one, she's cute. - Emily!

- Hey. - Max!

Jailbait.

- How are you? Good. - I'm good.

- Damn. - Max, you're such a pervert.

What? Some of them are kind of cute.

When did Emily get tits?

Emily.

This is Jude. I asked him over for Thanksgiving.

We don't have it in England. Is it...? Is it a big deal?

Well, it's a heartwarming American tradition.

Yeah. It celebrates the time...

...when the Indians shared their food with the early settlers.

And how did we repay them? We slaughter them in thousands...

...and then ship them off to the shittiest bits of real estate.

I'm Lucy.

I went to the closet under the stairs and my clubs weren't there.

- If you'd asked... - You'd have said no.

I never knew Princeton had a golf program.

They don't.

It's just my way of unwinding, you know?

Whack a few balls around at the end of the day.

Those lectures can fry your brains.

"Lectures. " What lectures? He dropped two courses.

Is that fashionable?

Is what fashionable?

- Your haircut, or lack of one. - Androgyny suits you, Max.

These kids are so spoiled.

I washed dishes to put myself through college.

You've never washed one since. More stuffing, Jude?

I'm stuffed enough, thanks.

You have any idea what your father pays for those tuition fees?

- Please. - You know, Uncle Teddy...

...he won't have to pay them much longer.

- I'm dropping out. - The cranberry sauce isn't as tangy...

- Don't be ridiculous. - I am not cut out...

...for this collegiate crap.

No problem. What are you...? What's your plans?

You gonna buy a broken-down station wagon...

...and drive across America like Jack...

- What is it? - Kerouac.

- Mom. - I read.

Well, actually, I was hoping to borrow your car, Dad. It's got AC and stereo.

Goddamn it, Max!

Be serious for once.

What do you actually intend to do with your life?

Why is it always about, "What will you do?"

"What will you do? What will he do? Oh, my God, what will he do?"

Do, do, do, do, do.

Why isn't the issue here who I am?

Because, Maxwell, what you do defines who you are.

No, Uncle Teddy, who you are defines what you do.

Right, Jude?

Surely it's not what you do...

...but it's the way that you do it.

Sorry you had to sit through that.

Is it like that at your house?

Not really, no.

It's just me and me mum...

...so me education is rarely a topic of conversation.

Max said you came here to find your father.

- You jumped ship. - Yeah, I did. Yeah.

It was weird when I got this Princeton address, you know.

I had it in my head that he might be some kind of Einstein or something.

But it turns out he's just a working stiff like meself.

How'd it go?

It was okay.

I mean, he didn't invite me back for Thanksgiving.

Might've been a bit tricky anyway. I've spent half me life trying to hate him.

He walked out on me mum when I was just a bun in the oven.

I never realized I had it so easy.

I mean, we're so... normal.

Oh, yeah?

I don't know, dinner was quite lively.

You know, when do that lot start chucking plates at each other?

- Dessert. Yeah. - Oh, dessert. All right, yeah.

My God, you... You have perfect teeth.

No, you do, they're perfect.

People in Liverpool, they only seldom do.

They stick out in all different directions. It's horrible.

You never heard of braces?

Yes, I have, thank you very much. We use them to keep our trousers up.

Goddamn it! It's like this every time I come home.

I mean, what the hell do they talk about when I'm not here?

You, mainly.

Jude, shit. I'm sorry, man.

Come on, we gotta do something with him.

He's a sailor on leave. He needs a bar, a brawl and a brothel.

I've just seen a face

I can't forget The time or place where we just met

She's just the girl for me

And I want all the world to see We've met

Had it been another day I might have looked the other way

And I'd have never been aware but as it is I'll dream of her tonight

Falling, yes I am falling

And she keeps calling me back again

I have never known alike her

This I've been alone and I have missed things and kept out of sight

but other girls were never quite like this

Falling, yes I am falling

And she keeps calling me back again

Oh, yes!

What will you do if you don't go back to college?

What any irresponsible, unmotivated dropout would do:

Go to New York. Like, tonight.

What's the rush?

I mean, I like it here.

Come on. The most exciting thing that ever happened here...

...was when they got automatic pin setting. I'm talking the Village.

Think about it. Great music, great dope, orgies.

It'll be a gas!

Yeah!

Falling, yes I am falling

And she keeps calling me back again

Falling, yes I am falling

And she keeps calling me back again

She's got a boyfriend.

That's okay. I've got a girlfriend.

Forget it, man.

I'm not living here.

You must be the two who called.

Yeah. We saw your ad in Rat Magazine.

Right. Come on in.

It's our kitchen through here.

This would be our main room...

...living room, whatever room.

Real bummer losing my last tenant.

He played sax at the Gaslight. Out all night, slept all day.

We could do that.

You'd have to, man, because I'm a singer.

I can't have no one screwing up my beauty sleep before 2:00.

Someone can take this bedroom.

I'm gonna need two weeks in advance, guys. Is that a problem?

- No, no, no, that's not a problem at all. - You look kind of clean-cut.

Then again, could've murdered your granny with a hammer.

Actually, we're students.

I'm Jude and he's Max.

I'm Sadie.

That's me. Out of bounds.

- Are you famous, Sadie? - Man.

Not yet.

You guys have a good memory for faces?

Yeah, I think so. Why?

There's no mirror in your bathroom.

- Oh, man! What a fox! - Yes!

I mean, for an older woman, huh?

Max, I will pay for my share of the rent just as soon as I get a job, man.

Jude, don't worry about it. Look where we are, man.

Move it, pal. Come on.

Get out of here.

When I find myself in times of trouble

Mother Mary comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom

Get on the ground! Get down!

Let it be

And in my hour of darkness

She is standing right in front of me

Speaking words of wisdom

Let it be

Let it be....

Whisper words of wisdom

Let it be

And when the broken hearted people

Living in this world agree

There will be an answer

Let it be

For though they may be parted

There is still a chance that they will see

There will be an answer

Let it be

Let it be...

There will be an answer

Let it be

And when the night is cloudy

There is still a light that shines on me

Shine until tomorrow

Let it be

I wake up to the sound of music

Mother Mary comes to me

Speaking words of wisdom

Let it be

Whisper words of wisdom

Let it be

Attention.

The 7:05 Northeast Limited leaving for New York City...

...now ready for boarding on Platform 20.

Platform 20, Northeast Limited now ready for boarding.

Here come old flat top he come

Grooving up slowly he got

Ju-Ju eyeballs he one

Holy roller he got

Hands down to his knees

Got to be a joker he just do what he please

He wear no shoeshine he got

Toe-jam football he's got

Monkey finger he shoot

Right now Coca-Cola he say

I know you, you know me

One thing I can tell you is you've got to be free

Come together

Right now

Over me

He bag production he got

Walrus gumboot he got

Ono sideboard he one

Spinal cracker he got

Feet down below his knees

Hold you in his arms yes you can feel his disease

What the hell are you doing, man?

Come together

Right now

Over me

Desmond, this boy wants to talk to you.

Hey.

I love it.

He roller coaster he got

Early warning he got

Muddy Water he want

Mojo filter he say

1 and 1 and 1 is 3

Got to be good looking 'cos he's so hard to see

Come together

Right now

Over me

"Just stand on your head. " She said, "Why?"

"I wanna see what it'd look like through a beer. "

- Get off me. - Oh, man.

Hey, do you write your own songs, Jo-Jo?

Yeah.

I got 20 in a notebook...

...another 10 in my head.

Leave room for anything else?

Music's the only thing that makes sense anymore, man.

Play it loud enough, it keeps the demons at bay.

Hello, hello. Who are you?

- Prudence. - Where you from, Prudence?

Nowhere.

Oh, and before nowhere?

Ohio.

Then I was living with this guy across the street.

Did he do that to you?

He was a mistake.

Where'd she come from?

She came in through the bathroom window.

Thanks.

I understand you need to get away...

...but why not come to Europe with your father and me?

I'd rather be with Max.

In New York?

Just for the summer, till I go to college.

I shudder to think how Max lives, or what he's up to.

He always attracts the most dubious people.

He's probably surrounded by promiscuous dope fiends.

Mom!

You know me. I don't even smoke.

The big, bad city's not gonna get me.

Isn't she fantastic?

Amazing.

She's our landlady.

- You live with my brother too? - Yeah, him and Jude took me in.

I don't sleep with them anymore.

Thank you.

Hey, Lucy?

How do you like New York so far?

This is all I've seen. I only got off the train three hours ago.

- Oh, yeah? - Let's hear it for the Po Boys, y'all.

Do you wanna go out and get some fresh air?

- Yeah? - How about another one?

- All right, bring it home! - All right!

Man, it's packed in there.

Your girlfriend didn't look too happy about us leaving together.

She... She's not my girlfriend.

Well, you know, she's a friend who's a girl.

I thought you'd gone home.

No, no. I like it here.

Although I'm not really here.

You know, without a visa I don't officially exist.

It's exhilarating in a way. It's like a weird kind of freedom. You know?

Hey.

Are you okay?

I mean, you know, I heard what happened.

Yeah.

But...

...a letter came for Max before I left home...

...and I haven't been able to bring myself to give it to him yet.

- Scrub the floor, right, Jo-Jo? - That's disgusting.

That was great, man. You got a really good sound.

You shouldn't have dropped out of college, Max.

Your sister's right. You had that whole Ivy League thing going for you.

- And your father's a lawyer and shit. - Max, what exactly does it say?

It says I have to report to an induction center on the 7th.

Bummer.

You got a week to contract some fatal disease.

Guys tried all kinds of stuff when I did my time.

- You were in the military, Jo-Jo? - No escaping it where I'm from.

I went in when I was 17.

Say you're a homo. They don't take homos.

Just say you're a pedophile. Say you wanna go into the villages...

...and you wanna rape and pillage all the little girls that look like me.

I remember this one cat.

He ate a ton of beets the night before the physical.

- Looks like blood when you piss. - Well, I hate beets.

- Can we get the check, please? - In a minute.

- What is with these pricks? - Calm down.

My mate's brother swallowed a ball of cotton to get out the army.

What does that do?

It shows up as, like, a shadow on the x-ray.

- Track marks. They won't take a junkie. - You want him to shoot up?

No. We could just jab his arm with a needle a few times.

Make it a rusty needle. Then it'll get infected.

- That could work. - Yeah. Gets all nasty.

- Max. - Oh, man, Max, what are you doing?

You can burn that paper, boy...

...but you still gotta show.

Daniel couldn't wait to go.

He saw it as his patriotic duty.

And I went along with it.

I was proud of him, I guess.

Apparently, he did something brave...

...so he wore a medal when they buried him.

You don't have to talk about this.

I want to.

I can't pretend like it didn't happen.

He was my first boyfriend.

He was the first person I ever knew to die.

I'd never even been to a funeral before.

I'm so scared for Max.

Listen, no one and no gun is gonna get Max.

You know, he's so twisted, he'll bend his way out of this fix.

Hope you're right.

I am right.

I love the bugger.

- Do you have the draft in England? - Not anymore.

Well, I'd have been exempt as a shipyard worker.

You should've studied art.

Yeah.

Well, I had to bring money into the house.

So I joined the ranks of the great unwashed.

Here. Come here.

Come here.

A little closer.

I just wanna get your eyes right.

You two, scram! You're defacing city property.

- Oh, shit. - What are you talking about?

This was just a crappy wall and now it's a work of art.

You want me to come down there?

Please do come down. You'll scuff up them shiny black boots.

Idiot.

Shit! Come on, you don't want to get in trouble with the law.

- Let's go! - Go! Go, go, go.

Jude, Jude, come here. Come here.

If I fell in love with you

Would you promise to be true

And help me understand

'Cause I've been in love before

And I found that love was more

Than just holding hands

If I give my heart to you

I must be sure from the very start

That you would love me More than her

If I trust in you

Oh, please, don't run and hide

If I love you too

Oh, please, don't hurt my pride Like her

'Cause I couldn't stand the pain

And I would be sad if our new love Was in vain

So that's the way it is.

Yeah. That's the way it is.

Yeah, well, speaking as a brother, I think she could do better.

Max, get out.

Well, excuse me, but as blissful as you are in the throes of young love...

...I'm just letting you know I got a date with Uncle Sam.

I want you

I want you so bad

I want you so bad

It's drivin' me mad

She's so.....

heavy....

She's so heavy.....

Any reason you shouldn't be in this man's Army, son?

I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.

Long as you don't have flat feet.

You know what really pisses me off? Is I swallowed all those cotton balls...

...and they never even took an x-ray.

- You still have options, man. - Yeah, jail or Canada...

...and they both suck.

I mean, I could never come home. So, what is it?

It's a choice of a 6-by-4 cell or an endless wasteland of frozen tundra.

- Montreal's cool. - Man, they speak French.

So learn French. Learn French or die.

I want you

I want you so bad

I want you

You know I want you so bad

It's driving me mad it's driving me...

You think Sadie knows?

Knows what?

Let me see.

- No way. - You look gorgeous.

Sadie, come on. What...?

- It's my band, honey. - I can't wear this.

It's Tuxedo Club. For my 'do.

Yeah?

- Cool. - Don't start.

What is it, Max?

Prudence. Come on, sweet pea.

We all love you.

- How long's she been in there? - All night, I guess.

- Come on, Pru. - What's going on?

It's Prudence. I think she's hung up on me.

Dear Prudence

Won't you come out to play?

Dear Prudence

Greet the brand-new day

The sun is up, the sky is blue

It's beautiful and so are you

Dear Prudence

want you come out to play?

- Sadie, we gotta go. - Later.

Dear Prudence, Open up your eyes...

Dear Prudence, see the sunny sky...

The wind is low... The birds will sing

That you're a part of everything

Dear Prudence... wont you open up your eyes?

Look around...

Round... round... round... round... round

Round... round... round... round... round

Dear Prudence...

Greet a brand new day...

the sun is up... the sky is blue...

- Our voice is our weapon, and united we will win! ... and so are you...

That's right, yeah!

Dear Prudence... - "You can crush the idealists",... why dont you come out and play?

The Americans are forcing even their friends into becoming their enemies.

Round... round... round... round... round Every day the hatred increases...

...in the hearts of the Vietnamese who want us out! Round... round... round... round... round...

The image of America will never again...

...be the image of revolution, freedom and democracy...

...but the image of violent imperialism!

Hey, Luce! Luce, come on, stop worrying about it.

Nothing's gonna happen to me.

I could go in the Army and not get shipped to anywhere.

Play a lot of cards, learn how to box.

Come on, look at this. It's happening everywhere, man.

Maybe LBJ will have a change of heart and call the whole thing off, huh?

This war is totally immoral!

- As soon as possible. - Yeah, I can get it.

Paco. This is Lucy Carrigan.

She's an old friend. She's not a student...

...but she's interested in what we do. Wanted to meet you.

- Paco. - Nice to meet you.

How'd you hear about us?

I saw you at the Fifth Avenue peace march. I was really moved by your speech.

I'm thinking of renting the spare room since Prudence split.

Jesus, Max.

Well, she's Prudence. She'll show.

You're up before 2 and looking wicked cool. Who's it for?

- I have a meeting. - Why, is that a prayer meeting?

Yeah, for your twisted soul.

- Put my shirt away when you're done. - Yes, ma'am.

What the hell was that?

That's Dr. Robert.

He's here to plug his book.

Spread the word.

There's a party for him tonight if you wanna join me.

We could celebrate.

I haven't said yes yet, Bill.

Sign with my label.

I'll put you in a studio within a month and get you a publishing deal.

It sounds fantastic, man. But I still gotta talk it over with the guys.

No, you don't.

- Whose place is this? - Luna Park, Dr. Robert's publisher.

There she is. Luna!

Bill, good to see you.

Luna Park.

- Wow, this place is amazing. - This is Sadie.

Fabulous singer and future star, if she's smart and signs with me.

Oh, look at this, pink punch.

Cheers.

- You're not listening. - Your guitar sound is a little lazy.

- We need it tighter, not slick. - This band gets behind me.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Dr. Robert.

Time is not on our hands, people.

Time is slipping through them.

We gotta transcend the bullshit, and fast.

But, hey, no point butting your heads bucking the system.

Let them get all snarled up in their dreary hive.

Never knock the way another cat swings, man.

Hate to mess with your groove, New York...

...but we're about two years ahead of you on the coast.

We already graduated from what's been going on...

...to where it's gone.

Amen.

I am he as you are he

As you are me

And we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun

See how they fly

I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake

Waiting for the van to come

Corporation tea shed

Stupid bloody Tuesday

Man you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow long

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus goo goo go choo

Mister city policeman sitting

Pretty little policeman in the road

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess

Boy you've been a naughty girl

You let your knickers down

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus goo goo go choo

Sitting in an English garden

Waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus goo goo go choo...

Experts texperts choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile like pigs in a sty

See how they snide

I'm crying

Semolina Pilchard

climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus goo goo go choo...

Nice. Nice.

Love the people. Love the people. We love the people.

Where are we?

I don't know. And I don't know how we got here.

What is that place?

Headquarters of the League of Spiritual Deliverance.

The home of Dr. Geary.

Another outlaw like myself. We're navigators.

We're aviators. We're...

...eating taters. Masturbating alligators.

Bombardiers, we got no fears, won't shed no tears.

We're pushing the frontiers...

...of transcendental perception.

What's weird is we haven't met yet...

...on this or any other plane. - Hey, doc.

- He says he won't see you, man. - Why, is he sick?

He just said he's busy.

Did you tell that son of a bitch...

...that we drove 3000 miles to see him?

- All right, everybody back on the bus. - What?

We're going home. California.

- Doc? - We just got here.

- California isn't home to all of us. - Yeah.

What can I say? You're either on the bus or off the bus.

- Sayonara! - Screw you!

Oh, well, that's just perfect.

My last blowout before the Army, we're stuck in the middle of...

- Where are we, huh? - It doesn't matter.

"I am me as you are he as you are me and we are all together. "

That is so right. That's right.

You know, and if nobody's everybody then someone can be anybody, right?

Listen. Do you hear the music?

- Where are we going? - We're going out of our minds.

Come on, this way.

- Where are you taking me? - Down the rabbit hole.

- Oh, I wanna feed the cow. - Let's go.

Oh, my God, Jude.

Now, that's big.

For the benefit of Mr. Kite

There will be a show tonight On trampoline

The Hendersons will all be there Late of Pablo Fanque's Fair

Have you seen it? It's great, they got stuff.

Over men and horses Hoops and garters

Lastly through a hogshead Of real fire

In this way Mr. K. Will challenge the world

With the blue people. They're great. They're just chilled out.

I better heat you up.

The celebrated Mr K performs his feat on Saturday

At Bishopsgate

The Henderson's are gonna dance and sing

As Mr Kite flies through the ring

Don't be late

Messrs. K and H. assure the public

Their production is second to none

And of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz!

Is that Prudence?

It is!

Prudence!

Hi, guys!

The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K. performs his tricks without a sound

And Mr. H. will demonstrate

Ten somersets he's gonna do on solid ground

Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill

Oh, man, that was amazing.

That was bizarre, yo. That was...

- Look at you, sweet pea. - It's good to see you.

- You too. - Oh, I want you to meet Rita.

- She's a contortionist. - Oh, yea.

Because the world is round...

It turns me on...

Because the world is round.

Because the wind is high...

It blows my mind...

Because the wind is high.

Love is old, love is new.

Love is all, love is you.

Because the sky is blue

It makes me cry

Because the sky is blue

Blood! Down! Down!

Down!

What time do you finish?

I don't know.

I love you.

Something in the way she moves

Attracts me like no other lover

Something in the way she woos me

I don't wanna leave her now You know I believe, in how

Somewhere in her smile she knows

Then I don't need no other lover.

Something in her style, that shows me

I don't want to leave her now You know I believe in how.

You're asking me, will my love grow, I don't know... I don't know

You stick around, now it may show I don't know... I don't know

Hey, you didn't get my left nipple right.

Oh, is that so?

Well, you know, you were lying on your side...

...and I was drawing from a distance.

So I couldn't see it properly.

What time is it?

- Eleven o'clock, I think. - I gotta run.

You didn't get in till half passed two.

You know Columbia's top scientists are working for the Defense Department?

I didn't, no.

There's gonna be this demonstration on the campus to protest it.

Paco says we need to radicalize.

It's not enough to just hand out leaflets...

...and lie down in the middle of the street and give flowers to cops.

Well, will he give you time off to go to Sadie's gig? Which is tonight.

I'll try.

Well, can you try harder?

I can't believe you're telling me this. And the rest of the guys?

- I tried to tell you this a million times. - So this is it?

Oh, darlin'

Please believe me

I'll never do you no harm

Believe me when I tell you

I'll never do you no harm

- Oh, darlin' - Oh, darlin'

- If you leave me - If you leave me

I'll never make it alone

I doubt that.

Oh, believe me when I beg you

Don't ever leave me alone

All alone

When you told me

You didn't need me anymore

Hey, where you going?

Where were we?

Oh, yeah, that's right, baby. I don't need you. I'm gonna show you.

What the hell happened, man? Where'd Sadie go?

Solo, man. Way solo.

Hey, how's it going? Hope we're not interrupting the creative flow.

Still life?

Yeah, yeah, it's...

I'm sorry, what's that doing here?

Well, you don't have one. I had a spare.

Where should I put it?

Right here is fine for now.

They're transmitting live from Vietnam now.

It's gonna make a difference.

Bringing the war right in the people's living room.

Yeah, well, that's all well and good, mate, but this isn't a living room.

This is where I work.

I'm sorry, he must really be caught up with what he's doing.

There you go.

You should probably try to get an outside antenna.

I gotta go. You'll be there later?

Yeah.

Saigon command disclosed that 5000 more U.S. Troops...

...were committed to the war last week...

...bringing American troop strength to over half a million men.

The Vietcong assault on South Vietnam cities...

...produced record casualties last week.

Four hundred sixteen Americans were killed...

...and 15,029 wounded...

...raising total U.S. Combat fatalities in this country's longest war...

...to 30,057.

Let me take you down 'cause I'm going to

Strawberry Fields

Nothing is real

And nothing to get hung about

Strawberry Fields forever

Living is easy with eyes closed

Misunderstanding all you see

It's getting hard to be someone But it all works out

It doesn't matter much to me

Let me take you down 'Cause I'm going to

Strawberry Fields

Nothing is real

And nothing to get hung about

Strawberry Fields forever

Always, No sometimes I think it's me

But you know I know when it's a dream

I think you know I mean oh yes but it's all wrong

That is, I think I disagree

Let me take you down 'cause I'm going to

Strawberry Fields

Nothing is real

And nothing to get hung about

Strawberry Fields forever

I got a job

You know, as in, "We'll pay you to do it. "

I thought you'd be pleased.

What job?

It's a logo for Sadie's record company.

It's a strawberry.

You know, red, juicy, sexy.

Yeah, get it? No?

Why were you so rude to Paco before?

It wouldn't have killed you to talk to him. He's got a good mind.

He's committed, he's involved, he's...

- A shagger. - A what?

A shagger. A Don Juan.

A seducer of young, vulnerable women.

Jude, you know nothing about him.

Every time I go to your place, there's about 50 people there.

There's one bloke licking stamps and the other 49 are...

- Oh, they're all female. - Don't exaggerate.

Trust me, I'm not.

We're in the middle of a revolution. What are you doing, doodles and cartoons?

- I didn't mean it like that. - No?

No? Well, what did you mean?

Sorry I'm not the man with the megaphone, this is what I do.

You could at least hear what he has to say.

I suppose you don't, because you're never gonna be drafted.

Nor will you, Lucy.

I would lie down in front of a tank, if it would stop this war and bring Max home.

Yeah? Well, it wouldn't.

What do you mean, it wouldn't? You don't think that it's worth trying?

I didn't say that. I'm...

Well, maybe when bombs start going off here, people will listen.

You say you want a revolution, Well, you know

We all wanna change the world

Jude, what are you doing? I can't do this right now.

You tell me that it's evolution, Well, you know

Yeah, we all wanna change the world

Jude, please. Please, don't.

But when you talk about destruction

Don't you know That you can count me out?

- What the hell, you're doing here, friend? - It's not the time. Not now.

Don't you know it's gonna be All right

- Escort him to the door. Thank you. - I'm sorry. Come on, let's go.

Come on, let's go.

I've never seen him like that. I don't know.

You say you change the Constitution

Well, you know

You gotta leave, buddy. Come on.

- Jude! - Who is this asshole?

You tell me it's the Institution well, you know

You better free your mind instead

but if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao

You aint gonna make it with anyone anyhow

Jesus!

Are you okay?

Get this clown out of here now!

Get him out of here!

Don't hurt him! Don't hurt him!

All right!

All right!

What is the matter with you? Why would you do that?

...that all men are created equal.

Memphis is a confused and shocked city tonight.

No one can believe what has happened.

It's been just a little over an hour...

...since Dr. Martin Luther King died from an assassin's bullet.

He died from a gunshot wound in the neck.

I'm sick and tired of violence.

I'm tired of the war in Vietnam.

I look at you all

See the love there that's sleeping

While my guitar gently weeps

I look at the floor

And I see it needs sweeping

Still my guitar gently weeps

I don't know why

Nobody told you

How to unfold your love

The sound sucks out there. How many times...?

Get out there and tell Tony to fix it or I don't go on tomorrow night.

Come on, Sadie, it's the ratty end of the tour. Cool it.

Someone controlled you

Find me someone who can play the guitar, man.

This new guy's got no soul, he stinks.

I look at the world

And I notice it's turning

While my guitar gently weeps

With every mistake we must surely be learning

Still my guitar gently weeps

I look at you all

Still my guitar gently weeps

Do you wanna come up for one more, Jo?

I ain't gonna find Sadie there, man.

You better go on up to Lucy.

Yeah.

Well, she's probably out fighting for the cause, you know?

It look like you been fighting for it too, huh?

I don't have one. That's the problem.

Words are flowing out Like endless rain into a paper cup

They slither while they pass, they slip away Across the universe

Pools of sorrow, waves of joy Are drifting through my open mind

Possessing and caressing me

Jai Guru Deva

Om

Nothing's gonna change my world

Nothing's gonna change my world

Images of broken light, which dance before me like a million eyes

They call me on and on Across the universe

Thoughts meander like a restless wind Inside a letterbox

They tumble blindly as they Make their way across the universe

Strike! Strike! Strike!

Nothing's gonna change my world

Nothing's gonna change my world

No! No!

Lucy!

- Jude! - Lucy!

Nothing's gonna change my world

Nothing's gonna change my world

Jai Guru Deva

You have a visitor.

- What are you doing here? - I got a call from a friend of yours, a girl.

Said that you were in trouble, so I came down.

Are you all right?

I told the cops that I was a U.S. Citizen and you were my son.

- What did they say? - They wanted proof.

I didn't have any.

I talked the cops out of pressing charges for the riot and stuff...

...but the bottom line, this is an immigration issue.

Meaning they're kicking me out of the country?

- I'm afraid so. - Shit.

Thanks... Thanks, for trying anyway.

Have you told your mother you met me?

Not yet.

But... But I will.

Look who's coming.

- How's it going, Jude? - I'm okay, yeah.

So when did you and Phil hitch up?

About two weeks after you stopped writing.

Oh, I'm pleased for you, though. And a kid's on the way.

That's great.

- What was the name? - Who?

The reason you stopped writing.

Her name was Lucy.

It was... It was good for a while, you know.

It all seems a bit unreal.

Is this real enough for you?

Glad to be back?

Yeah. Yeah. I couldn't be happier.

She's not a girl Who misses much

She's well aquainted with the touch of a velvet hand

Like a lizard on a window-pane

The man in the crowd with the multi-coloured mirrors And his hobnail boots

Lying with his eyes while his hands appear he's working overtime

A soap impression of his wife which he ate And donated to the National Trust

I'll be here same time next week, okay?

I need a fix 'Cause I'm going down

I need a fix 'Cause I'm going down

Mother Superior jumped the gun

Happiness is a warm gun

Happiness is a warm gun

When I hold you In my arms

And when I feel My finger on your trigger

Nobody can do me no harm

Happiness is a warm gun.....

Stop telling me this is a peaceful march. It's much worse than that.

The dogs and the violence...

...and the people you're with are more radical than you want me to believe.

They should be radical. You should be radical. We should all be radical.

Daniel is dead and Max is all fucked up...

...and this war just keeps going on and on and nobody's listening.

- I'm listening. - No, you're not listening.

I just don't want my beautiful daughter to get hurt.

Look, Mom. Don't cry.

Please don't cry.

Everything's really okay here, I promise.

It's gonna be all right, I gotta go.

It's gonna be

Allright

It's gonna be

Allright

It's gonna be

Allright

Close the door.

I thought it was the other side who dropped bombs.

- Thanks, mate. - Thanks.

Blackbird singing In the dead of night

Take these broken wings And learn to fly

All your life You were only waiting

For this moment to arise

Blackbird fly

Blackbird fly

Into the light of the dark black night

- Here, love. - Thanks.

Last call, pal.

Hey, Jude Don't make it bad

Take a sad song And make it better

Remember To let her into your heart

Then you can start To make it better

Hey, Jude Don't be afraid

You were made to go out and get her

The minute you let her under your skin

Then you begin to make it better

And anytime you feel the pain

Hey, Jude refrain Don't carry the world

Upon your shoulder

Well you know that it's a fool

Who plays it cool

By making the world a little colder

Na na na na na, na na na na!

Hey, Jude Don't let me down

You have found her now go and get her

Remermber to let her in to your heart

Then you can start to make it better

Better, better, better, better, better, Ah!

Na na na, nanananana!

Nanananana!

Hey, Jude!

Na na na, nanananana!

Nanananana!

Hey, Jude!

Na na na, nanananana!

Nanananana!

Hey, Jude!

- Max... Na na na, nanananana!

Nanananana!

You don't look too messed up.

Yeah, well, everything below the neck works fine.

- Does she know? - No.

- You didn't tell her. - Nope.

All right, good. Good.

Hey, this is your Cousin Brucie at 720 WWEN...

...in a live broadcast from the top of the world with...

- Is that Sadie? - You got that right.

Shit, we're late.

Don't let me down

Don't let me down

Nobody ever loved me like he does

And if somebody loved me Like she do me

Ooh, she do me Yes, she does

Don't let me down

Don't let me down

Don't let me down

Don't let me down

Don't let me down

Don't let me down

- Yeah! - Hey, Prudence.

- How are you? - Good. Welcome back.

Where's Lucy?

Don't know. She should be on her way.

- Did you give her the right address? - Yeah. I thought I saw her on the street.

Oh, shit.

Let's go.

Spread out.

That's it. Wrap it up. Let's go.

You have no permit. You're disturbing the peace. Come on, off the roof.

- Come on. - Thank you!

- Come on, let's go. - Feels good to be back, baby.

Yeah!

Come on, we gotta clear the roof. Let's go.

- Hey. Be nice, be nice. - All right. Keep moving.

- Yeah, yeah. - Joy. Happiness.

That's right. Background singers, huh?

- Where did Jude go? - I don't know. And where the hell is my sister?

I'm sure I saw her, Max.

Man, get your hands off me.

There's nothing you can do That can't be done

Nothing you can sing That can't be sung

Nothing you can say

But you can Learn how to play the game

Who the hell is that?

- Jude? - It's Jude.

There's nothing you can make That can't be made

No one you can save That can't be saved

Nothing you can do but you can Learn how to be you in time.

It's easy.

All you need is love!

All you need is love!

All you need is love!... love.

...love is all you need.

Hey kid, get your ass out of here!

Let's go.

Love... love... love!

Nothing you can know that can't be known

Nothing you can see that isn't shown.

Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.

It's easy.

All you need is love!

All you need is love!

All you need is love... love... love! - The roof is closed. The roof is closed.

Love is all you need

All you need is love...

Love is all you need

Lucy in the sky with diamonds.....

Picture yourself in a boat in a river

With tangerine trees and marmelade sky

Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly

A girl with kaleidoscope eyes

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green

Towering over your head

Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone

Lucy in the sky with diamonds

Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain

Where rocking-horse people eat marshmallow pies

Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers

That grow so incredibly high

Newspaper taxis appear on the shore

Waiting to take you away

Climb in the back with your head in the clouds

And you're gone

Lucy in the sky with diamonds

Lucy in the sky wih diamonds