All language subtitles for 24-S2E24 - Revolt Of The Androids-eng

[ Man ] Last week,
we left Will, Dr. Smith and the Robot...

searching for
a ruby-eating monster...

unaware that an indestructible
superandroid was approaching.

Nothing here.

Oh, dear.

To think that each day
a veritable fortune in rubies...

goes down
that furry gullet.

And we could be so rich
with such a very few of them.

- We?
- Yes, William-- we.

It's high time you gave more than
a passing thought to your future, my dear boy.

Perhaps a trust fund
would be useful.

And together, we have a very
good chance of securing it.

I know, Dr. Smith, but Dad
put that area off-limits.

Do not look at me. I am not programmed
to become a jewel thief.

Spare me the moralizing,
you overcautious concoction!

Just remember that when I become rich,
as I surely will, you had your chance...

and you passed it by.

How could you understand
the simple joys of life?

Jewels and lots of money.

Warning! Warning!
Extraterrestrial life-form approaching!

- Where? Where?
- There!

- [ Explosion ]
- [ Screams ]

What is he?
Check him out?

Well? Are you going to take all day,
you computerized clod?

I had to recheck everything twice,
but all physical evidence computes.

This is a superandroid.

Superandroid, indeed.

If he really is a superandroid,
why isn't he moving?

- Look at this.
- What is it?

It looks like
some kind of control panel.

Must have fallen off
his belt when he landed.

- Put it back on him, William.
- Warning!

It is very foolhardy
to activate a superandroid...

when you do not know
if he will be in a good mood or not.

Of course he'll be in a good mood.
We are saving his life in a manner of speaking.

He should be extremely grateful.
Proceed, William.

- I guess it goes like this.
- I repeat-- Warning! Warning!

Warning, my foot.
Be still, you bubblehead.

- [ Wavering Sound ]
- Look, it went on!

Crush. Kill.

Destroy.

Crush! Kill!

Destroy!

- [ Yells ]
- Crush!

Kill! Destroy!

Do something, you cowardly clump.
Stop him!

Nothing can stop a superbeing.

I am all-powerful.

I do not think he is going to be able
to leap tall buildings at a single bound.

What's the I-D-A-K stand for?

Instant Destroyer And Killer--
Idak for short.

Instant Destroyer And Killer?

But, my dear sir,
we are all peaceful creatures here.

Quite peaceful
and quite harmless, especially me.

Allow me to introduce myself.
I am Dr. Zachary Smith.

- You are not the one.
- One what?

I am to destroy
Android Model 110...

known as Target Android 105.

Crush! Kill! Destroy!

Crush! Kill! Destroy!

And he is not more powerful than
a speeding locomotive either.

Maybe if you tried
a smaller rock.

Yes, my dear sir,
here is a smaller rock. Try it.

Crush! Kill! Destroy!

Mr. Idak, I'm afraid that you have
been misdirected in coming here.

What Dr. Smith means is
none of us are androids.

We're all human.
He's a man, and I'm a boy.

- And I am a robot.
- You are a goose.

I mean, sir, he is a goose.

So, you see, none of us is the target
you're looking for, that Android 105.

None of you?

Well, of course
none of us is your target, sir.

But that is not to say that your target
is not here someplace.

Let me assure you, sir, I can be
of tremendous assistance to you...

- in finding it.
- Assistance?

Mr. Idak, I begin to suspect...

that you yourself
are an android, am I right?

A superbeing android.

I beg your pardon, sir.
Of course, a superbeing android.

And your mechanism has been
somehow damaged by your trip here.

Well, that is a matter
of no concern at all.

We can correct that.
My robot is an expert mechanic.

I do not like to work
on foreign imports.

You, sir, will do as I tell you.

- You will help me?
- Of course I shall.

And in return,
out of gratitude...

I know that you can be
of great service to me.

However, we can
discuss that later.

For the nonce--
practice, practice, practice.

You, sir, will examine
his mechanism.

William and I
shall return shortly.

Dr. Smith...

you don't really mean to bring him
up to full power, do you?

There's nothing to worry about, William.
Absolutely nothing.

He's programmed
to destroy androids, not humans.

- One more thing.
- What?

I suggest that we do not mention
Mr. Idak to anyone...

- for the time being.
- I don't know, Dr. Smith.

I'm planning a surprise, William.

You wouldn't want to
spoil a surprise, would you?

Well... I guess not.

Splendid, my dear boy.

Things are beginning to look up.

Yes, things are
very definitely looking up.

Come along.

Crush! Kill! Destroy!

Never mind that now.
Where is your emergency service port?

My emergency
service port is here.

[ Robot ]
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

Is it serious?

You have the affliction
of most modern androids--

too much chrome
where it shows...

and not enough engineering
where it does not.

But hold still,
and I will do what I can.

I think we've come far enough.
We should be getting back.

I think we've come far enough.
We should be getting back.

Oh, just a few more
minutes, Judy.

I wanna have a big enough bouquet
to surprise Mom.

All right. I guess another five minutes
won't hurt anything.

Oh, I've never seen
flowers like these.

- What do you suppose they are?
- [ Woman Groaning ]

- Listen.
- What is it?

- [ Groaning Continues ]
- I don't know.

Let's get back to the ship.

No, somebody's been hurt.
They need help.

- [ Groaning ]
- [ Penny ] Wonder who it is.

Oh, Penny!

- Is that you?
- Who are you?

I'm Verda.
Don't you remember?

I was here before.

But your face, it's not silver anymore.
And your hair.

- I'm more human now.
- What happened to you? Are you all right?

You must get away
from here quickly.

As long as you're near me,
you are in very great danger.

- Can you walk?
- I don't know.

- Here, try.
- Here.

You must send me away.

As long as I'm here,
you're in great danger.

What kind of danger, Verda?

Oh, Verda, now look.

One of the purposes of friends
is to help each other.

Please, you must let us help you.
I-It can't be that bad.

Well, there was a proxy fight
in the Celestial Department Store.

The new management ordered
all the Model "B" androids to line up...

to march
to the disassembly room.

They were going to
disassemble you?

A human can't allow himself
to be destroyed, so I ran.

My circuits were so upset,
looking for a place to hide.

Oh, Verda.

I found myself
transported to this planet.

Well, you came to the right place, Verda.
They'll never find you here.

They've created a destruction android
and sent him after me.

The destruction android
is here. I know it.

Oh, you must send me away.

Well, we're not going to do that.

We're not going to
let anything happen to you.

The destruction android
cannot be stopped.

And it has a homing device.

Sooner or later, it will find me.

You know, Verda, it would help if we knew
what the destruction android looks like.

I'll show you.

Please, your hot breath
is steaming up my sensor panels.

Bah! Are you finally
through with him, you silly sloth?

A sensitive artist
cannot be rushed.

- Yes, he is complete.
- And high time too.

Can you really break rocks now?

I will show you.

Come along, Mr. Idak.
We are waiting.

Sensitive artist, are you?

Well, it is back
to the old drawing board.

Don't you touch him, you meddler.
He will do nicely just the way he is.

Now then, I would like to see
a little hustle around here, a little spirit.

Mr. Idak, would you step
over here, please?

There's a great deal of work
to be done to get you into shape, sir.

- Work?
- Nothing can be accomplished, Mr. Idak...

without a little
sweat and strain.

And now, my dear sir,
put yourself completely into my hands.

Relax. Cooperate.

I'm going to show you
how to use your strength more effectively.

I am programmed to destroy
Target Android 105.

And so you shall, my dear sir,
when you're ready.

But first we must have
a few preliminary bouts to test you.

Now let me see. Ah, yes, there's
a large furry creature in a cave nearby...

that should make
a marvelous sparring partner for you.

But we can discuss that later.
Right now it is time to begin.

I shall need a volunteer.

- To do what, Dr. Smith?
- To demonstrate the superiority...

of brains over brawn.

I shall need someone
considerably smaller than Idak.

- About my size?
- Precisely, my boy.

- I'll do it!
- Splendid, William. That is the spirit.

[ Robot ] I am programmed
to protect Will Robinson.

Therefore, I cannot permit it.

The android is too unpredictable.

Hold your tongue.
Idak is basically as gentle as a lamb.

And if Will cannot do it,
you will have to.

I am sorry, but I dent easily.

Coward. I shall do it myself.

Mr. Idak, your problem,
as I see it, is basically this:

You do have the power, but you are
simply not fast enough on your feet.

Not fast enough?

Exactly. Let me show you.

Dr. Smith!

Dr. Smith!
Are you all right?

What? What? Oh!
Where am I?

[ Groaning ]

Oh, dear!
[ Groaning ]

Of course
I'm all right.

The riches
are within my grasp.

Success will be mine.

I intend to draw up a contract
for him to sign.

- Contract?
- I shall be his manager.

Of course, he requires
a great deal of work, you understand.

But I can afford
to give him time.

Mr. Idak, I shall take
my lunch break now...

and map out
a new training schedule for you.

[ Guffawing ]

Silence, you nickering ninny!

You will stay here
and keep him company.

Mr. Idak, while I am gone...

I expect you to do
considerable deep knee bends.

Like so. A little bit of exercise
never hurt anybody.

I am the living example
of the importance of keeping fit.

Come along, William.

[ Groaning ]

What is that?
A built-in turn signal?

That is my detector.
With it, I will locate the target android.

Will Robinson was right. There are
no androids here, other than yourself.

- [ Whirring ]
- It has become activated.

Yes, my detector
has picked up the target.

- I must go.
- Wait!

I have been programmed
to protect the Robinsons.

You have become a threat.
You must stay here.

I accept orders only from
the C.D.S. generating machine.

- I will not let you pass.
- Let go!

Crush! Kill! Destroy!

Crush! Kill! Destroy!

Is it operative yet?

No, it looks like we'll be without
the force field for another 24 hours.

- Did you pick up anything on the field radar?
- Not a thing.

That android destroyer
could be here anytime.

- You're doing a wonderful job, Penny.
- Thanks.

Come in as soon as you can.
Lunch is ready.

I will. As soon as I--
[ Screams ]

Now, girls, very slowly,
get back to the ship.

Don't run. Take it easy.

- Who is that?
- Just get back in the ship.

Don, break out the lasers.

Crush! Kill! Destroy!

Verda? Oh, we've got to
get out of here.

Shh. Calm yourself.
Everything's gonna be all right.

But he's here, I tell you.
He came after you.

It's all right.

I decided if he found me,
I'd surrender myself.

Oh, no, I won't let you do that.

Look, there's
a hiding place I know of.

I can take you there,
and he'll never find you.

Please, you must come with me.
We'll go out the back door.

I couldn't bear it
if he caught you.

Perhaps it might be better
if he didn't find me here.

All right. Lead the way.

You mustn't harm him.
My whole future depends on him.

- What is it you want here?
- I am the Instant Destroyer And Killer.

I am programmed to seize
and destroy Target 105, an android.

This is an Earth base. You have
no right to force your way in here.

Move away, or we'll fire.

I am indestructible. I cannot be destroyed.
You will give me the android.

All right.
You've had your chance.

- Oh, no!
- Crush! Kill! Destroy!

- Mr. Idak, wait!
- Will!

You're making a mistake, Mr. Idak.
The target you're looking for isn't here.

Not here?

That's right.
This is my family.

We're all humans here.
I wouldn't lie to you.

[ Whirring ]

My detector confirms it.

You are telling the truth.

Mr. Idak! Mr. Idak, come back,
you ungrateful wretch!

After all I've done for you.

What a dreadful creature...

whoever he is.

There's a cave I found
around here last week.

He'll never find you.
It's been blocked.

- Oh, help me!
- [ Whirring ]

- He's coming!
- Oh, help me move it!

It's no use. I won't
put you in danger.

You're almost human now, Verda,
and humans don't give up.

They may be in trouble or they may be afraid,
but they don't give up.

Then I won't give up either.

Crush! Kill! Destroy!

[ Both Gasp ]

Now remember
what you said:

Humans don't give up.

Now pretend that
you're not afraid.

Everything depends on it.

Don't be afraid.

If I can convince him that--

that we're human,
it won't attack.

- I'm all right now.
- Crush!

Kill! Destroy!

I beg your pardon.
What was that again?

I said, "Crush! Kill! Destroy!"

That's what I thought you said.

But if you wish to be understood,
you must speak more distinctly.

Like this,
"Crush. Kill. Destroy."

That's the way humans speak.

Now say it after me.

I have been programmed
to destroy you.

You are Target 105.

I'm afraid that's nonsense.

I mean, I know who I am and,
well, I'm certainly not that.

My detector does not lie!

Here, let me look at it.

I knew it.
Oh, it's quite useless.

Have you been out
in the rain lately?

Rain?

You don't know what rain is?

I was just constructed last week.

Are you sure you're not
the android target?

Well, do-- do I look
like an android?

Does she look like
an android?

- No, but my detector is--
- Obviously in error.

Oh, b-but we can
fix it directly...

if you still want to
hunt androids.

Not that the thought
is very appealing, but, I mean...

androids are generally
pretty dreary.

I am an android.

And I'll bet you're very strong.

The strongest creature
in the universe.

And, well, since you are...

I'm sure you won't mind
moving this rock for us.

Nothing is too heavy for Idak.

What's going on here?

Verda talked Idak into helping us.

You mean you talked him
out of killing you?

The generating machine made him
a little too perfectly.

It had to give him some human qualities
to let him make decisions.

And you know humans
are easily deceived.

Maybe for a while, but sooner or later
he's going to find out.

[ Penny ]
I don't think he wants to hurt anyone.

Maybe the human side of him doesn't,
but he's been programmed to kill.

That's his function.
He may be all right now...

but there's no telling
what he'll do later.

We've got to find
some way to get rid of him.

Why did you want to
move the rock?

Oh, just to see
what was behind it.

Oh, humans often do
things like that.

We're very curious and irrational.

- You are?
- Of course.

Oh, you shouldn't feel badly
about not knowing things like that.

What you need is someone
to teach you those things.

Come, Idak.

It's gonna be all right, Penny.

That's right.
That's a baseball glove.

And this is a baseball.

Base... ball.

That's right.
And this is a baseball bat.

Baseball bat.

[ Will ] That's very good.
Now the object of the game is simple.

I hit the ball,
and you try to catch it.

I catch the ball.

- Right.
- What is her function?

Oh, I'm the audience.

Humans never can do anything well
without being watched.

- [ Idak ] I do not understand.
- You will.

- Are you ready to try it?
- Yes.

Okay, now you stand over there,
and I'll stand over here.

This is called "home plate."

Okay, get ready.
Here she comes.

Wow!

Oh, that was very good!

- Wow!
- I can usually fly higher than that.

- Would you like to see?
- Oh, no. That was high enough.

You're pretty good.
Maybe you'd like to try batting for a while.

Here. Throw me the ball.

Thanks. And now the glove.

Pick up the bat.

I think you'll do better
if you hold the other end.

Here. Just a moment.

Let me show you.

I've observed humans.

Put your hand here
and here... like that.

[ Detector Whirring ]

What's the matter?

My detector tells me
that an android is within striking range.

Oh, a detector. We certainly have a lot
of work to do on that detector, don't we?

I mean, someone should be ashamed of
sending you here with such faulty equipment.

Yes...

maybe my detector
was picking up my own signals.

I'm sure that was the reason.

Now, I think you'll have a lot more luck
if you lower the bat...

onto your shoulder like this.

I am... sorry.

[ Exhales ]
It's all right. We all make mistakes.

- I think he's ready now, Will.
- Sure thing, Verda.

Okay, now, keep your eye
on the ball.

- [ Will ] Look out!
- [ Screams ]

Did I hit the ball too hard?

I think you hit it just right.

It's all right, Dr. Smith.
Mr. Idak has decided...

that there aren't
any androids here after all.

I see. Nevertheless, the next time
you decide to play this lethal game...

play it in an unpopulated area.

One's health could be affected.

Now, my dear sir,
would you come with me, please?

There are things
to discuss. Come.

Fantastic!

Step into my office, please.
Here we are.

Now then, would you be good enough
to move that rock for me?

- Here.
- Yes, uh...

please place it right here
for me if you please, Mr. Idak.

A little closer.

Uh, yes, Mr. Idak.
You are a treasure.

Ah, yes.

This is indeed an historic moment,
my stalwart automaton.

A moment that should be
recorded for posterity.

A moment when the supreme brain
of the universe-- mine--

merges with
the irresistible force.

I am not programmed
to understand big words.

Of course you are not, my dear sir,
and that is precisely why you need me.

I have decided to be magnanimous
and overlook your highly erratic behavior.

Mr. Idak, this is
a very important document.

It makes me your manager.
Isn't that lovely?

No need to go
into the fine print.

You'll find it all in order
and completely fair. Sign here, please.

- Androids cannot write.
- My dear Mr. Idak...

that is indeed
a very feeble excuse for stalling.

Verda is an android,
and she can write.

[ Whirring ]

An android? Android.

Android. She is an android.

No, no, she's not.
It was just a silly, foolish slip--

- She is the target.
- No, she's not. You misunderstood me.

I didn't say she was an android.
I said she had adenoids.

Crush! Kill! Destroy!

Crush! Kill! Destroy!

Oh dear, oh dear.
What have I done?

Well, no matter.

He didn't sign the contract.

But I'm sure he meant to.

I-D-A--

Does he spell his name
with a "C" or a "K"?

"K" I think. There.

Lovely.

I know I dropped them
around here someplace.

If you'd tell me what we're looking for,
maybe I could help.

- I picked a bouquet for my mom.
- Oh.

Oh, here they are.

- Oh.
- They're all wilted.

I think I can fix that.

[ Whirring ]

Oh! Are you a magician, Verda?

No, I'm just happy.

People can work miracles
when they're happy.

Take the flowers to your mother
while they're still fresh.

You wanna speak to Idak
alone, don't you?

Yes. I think I can talk to him now.

Now you hurry along.
I'll see you later.

- You are the Target Android 105.
- Yes.

- You deceived me.
- Yes.

Why don't you run?
You know I must destroy you.

I'm not afraid of you.

I don't think
you want to destroy me.

I do what I must do.

I know what you're feeling,
but you've just saved both of us.

I'll get help and be back.

[ Machine ]
You have failed in your mission.

The list of malfunctions in your mechanism
is too long to permit rectification.

You are hereby reduced...

pending removal to the C.D.S.
for salvage of scrap material.

Evaluation indicates
that the mission may require...

a larger, more powerful model--

an Omega 17.

Readjusted replacement
is hereby activated and assembled.

Your programming is as follows:

The original Idak
was susceptible to words.

You will not be.

You are totally devoid of feeling.

Your only function is to destroy.

You will destroy anything,
including humans...

that get in the way
of your target.

When you have
completed your mission...

you will report back to me.

Oh, dreadful.

What have I done?
[ Groans ]

Hi, Dr. Smith.
Here, you dropped something.

Here. Never mind.

- Are you feeling okay?
- Spare me the pleasantries, William.

I am in a state
of extreme distress.

The whole thing was my fault.
I confess it.

- What whole thing?
- Oh, sadness. Oh, sorrow.

To think that had it
not been for me...

poor Verda would be walking
around this very minute.

Well, she is walking around
this very minute.

- No, she's not.
- Yes, she is.

I saw her a minute ago
down by the campsite.

She went to get Dad
and the Robot for something.

- Are you sure?
- I'm positive.

Well, indeed!

I knew it all along.
He never meant to do it at all.

He was just putting me
on the defensive...

making me feel badly in the hope
of negotiating better terms in his contract.

- Who are you talking about?
- Why, Mr. Idak, of course.

- Idak.
- Oh, so there you are.

Gosh, he looks
even bigger than before.

The result of the healthy program
of conditioning that I provided.

So, Mr. Idak, you realized
that your little bluff wouldn't work...

and so you came back, did you?

Well, Zachary Smith
has never been the one to bear grudges.

But let me tell you, sir...

you cannot expect
to renew negotiations...

without some expression
of good faith on your part.

Now come along.

Come along. Come along, William.
Come along, Mr. Idak.

Where are we going, Dr. Smith?

I intend to claim what is rightfully mine
and give Idak a test in the field.

The coast seems clear so far.
Shall we go?

No. No, just a moment.
This requires more subtlety.

I shall have to give it
additional thought.

Dr. Smith?

What are you doing up there?

Exercising.

Ah, splendid!
Practice, practice. Come along.

Oh, uh, Mr. Idak, could you show me
how you break rocks again?

Break rock.

Thank you very much, Mr. Idak.

Oh, Dr. Smith!

Crush! Kill! Destroy!

Crush! Kill! Destroy!

But I'm sure this is the place
where I left him.

Could he have moved on
after you left?

Oh, no, it was impossible.
He was completely short-circuited.

- Look there.
- [ John ] What made those tracks?

They could only have been made from
the C.D.S. Intergalactic Generator...

the machine that created
Idak in the first place.

He asked me the question.
I do not answer when he asks you questions.

But you wouldn't
have known the answer.

I might have guessed
the right answer.

Now, now-- I'm only interested in knowing
why the machine was here.

Could it have taken him away?

An android that's failed
in his mission is never taken back.

Not alive.

Activate your tracking mechanisms.
Find him!

Why not ask her?
You let her do everything else!

This is no time for jealousy.
Get moving!

Affirmative.

Alert! Alert! He is here!

There he is.

- Let's get him up.
- Yeah.

- Here, against the rock.
- Poor fellow.

Beside being short-circuited,
he's been struck by a laser beam.

But I can repair him
if I only had the tools.

The Robot will take care of it.

I can do the job. After all,
I came completely equipped.

If you will kindly stand aside.

- Please be careful of him.
- I could do it blindfolded.

You will have to
take my word for that.

Please be gentle with him.

- [ John ] Look at that.
- Footprints.

- [ Whirring ]
- Android footprints.

If Idak was deactivated
by the machine...

then someone else
made those footprints.

Tell me something, Verda.

Could the machine have created
another destroyer?

The machine would not have
left this planet...

without making sure
the directive was carried out.

Yes, it could have created
another Idak.

Well, with another Idak on the loose,
everyone could be in danger.

And the mistakes in this one
would be corrected in the next.

Verda, stay here with the Robot.

Now let me see.

The ankle wire's
connected to the knee wire.

- The knee wire's connected to the--
- Thigh wire.

You did not have to tell me.

There. He is complete.

Could you repair
his power booster?

I am not a miracle worker.

He will be able
to function normally...

but he is no longer
a superbeing, I'm afraid.

Oh, I don't care about that.

[ Whirring ]

Where am I?
What happened?

The machine created another Idak
and set him loose on the planet.

The Robinsons are in great danger.

I will save them.
I will crush, kill, destroy the impostor.

Oh, you've hurt yourself.
Oh, I'm sorry.

I have lost my powers.
You put me back together wrong.

The doctor always gets the blame.

You put me back together wrong.

We have no time to lose.
We must save the Robinsons.

Come along. Come along.

[ Groans ] Oh, good heavens.
I shall never walk again.

[ Groans ]

Dr. Smith, don't stop now.

Good heavens, William.
I'm completely exhausted.

You've been propelling me
at an Olympic pace.

Please, don't take
your boot off now!

Can you suggest a simpler way
to remove a stone?

Look at this.
A veritable boulder.

Another five steps
and I would be lame for life.

Dr. Smith,
that's not our Mr. Idak.

Of course it isn't our Mr. Idak.
He won't be until he signs the contract.

What I mean is if he is,
he's been changed somehow.

He was going to hit you
with that rock back there.

Then why didn't he do it?

[ Will ] I guess he was afraid that I'd tell
everyone that he wasn't the real Mr. Idak.

- [ Dr. Smith ] How can you be sure?
- The original Idak...

didn't have any power
in his left hand, remember?

- And this one does?
- This one does.

He crushed a rock
in his left hand.

Oh, dear!
Whatever shall we do?

Now don't panic.
We mustn't let on that we know.

If we can just get back to camp,
I'm sure Dad will know what to do.

Never fear,
Smith is here, more or less.

Mr. Idak?

You can stay out here and play for a while.
We shall see you later.

Don't run, William.

[ Screams ]

Crush! Kill!

Destroy! Crush! Kill!

If the lasers didn't work
against the first Idak...

what makes you think
they'll work against the second?

They may not,
but we've still gotta try.

Hurry, William! Help! Help!

- The most terrible thing has happened.
- What?

Crush! Kill! Destroy!

It's him! It's him!

Crush! Kill! Destroy!

Shoot him!
He's an impostor! Shoot him!

Crush! Kill! Destroy!

- Will, get the Robot!
- Right!

- Crush!
- Back!

- Back to the ship!
- Destroy! Crush!

- Quick, inside.
- Kill! Destroy!

Crush! Kill! Destroy!

Crush. Kill. Destroy.
I can do it. I can.

Of course you can, Idak.

And by the size
of those footprints back there...

I am sure the superandroid they sent
to replace you was Model Omega 17.

But I am only an Alpha 12.

An Omega 17 could destroy
an Alpha 12 with one hand.

And I am not even
a fully operative Alpha 12.

But that was before.
You are different now.

Once I was like you,
just a machine.

But then humans believed in me.

And somehow,
something of what they were...

became a part of me.

Human. Yes, you are right.

Where are you going?

It is true. I have enough human in me
to know one thing.

I now wish to survive
more than anything. Good-bye.

Idak, come back!

No, you confuse me with words.
I know what I know.

[ Gasping ]
Thank heaven we found you!

Robot, you've gotta come quick.
There's a superandroid attacking the Jupiter.

And I think he's going to
batter down the cosmium-steel hatch.

Yes, that is an Omega 17.

- Only an Omega 17 could do that.
- Come along, you lead-lined lump.

You must destroy this creature at once
before he wrecks the ship.

To say nothing of
the loved ones inside.

- I hear and obey.
- Wait! You are stupid.

You have no chance
against an Omega 17.

I have an atomic generator
inside me.

Perhaps if I get in close enough,
I can blow myself up.

- That may slow him down.
- Splendid idea.

No, I won't let you do it.

There is no choice.
Good-bye, all.

Good-bye, world.

Good-bye.

A noble robot.
A heroic robot.

Uh, good-bye, sweet prince.

Oh, Idak.

A good little man
can beat a bad big man.

A good little man
can beat a bad--

Activate destruct button!

Countdown--
ten, nine, eight...

seven, six, five, four,
three-- [ Grunts ]

What can we do?

You should be able to talk to him.
After all, you are both machines.

Why can't you whisper
sweet oily little nothings into his ear...

and lure him away
with a promise of delicious diodes?

He is an Omega 17.

He was programmed
only for destruction.

- [ Pounding Continues ]
- Nothing else.

What are you doing here?

You're not a human,
and you're less than a machine.

I have thought it over.
I wish to help.

What can you do,
you wobbling weakling?

The Omega 17 does not know
that I have lost my powers.

He will be cautious
in destroying me.

I will run,
and he will chase me.

He will soon realize
I no longer have superspeed and finish me.

- But it will give you time to get away.
- Good thinking, my dear sir.

Now go on your way,
and take that creature with you.

Wait! There is one other way.

If you could only smash
his Zenon control belt--

But how could our Idak
get that close?

We can't use ordinary weapons, but perhaps
the old-fashioned kind might work.

Will, hand me that rock.

I saw what you did
with Will Robinson's baseball.

I am no longer a superandroid.
My powers are gone.

But you don't need any superpowers
for this. You can do it yourself.

I know you can.
I believe in you.

If you think I can do it...

then I will try.

- Good luck.
- Yes, good luck.

- I can't.
- Yes, you can.

You can.
You must believe that.

I believe.

Idak! Idak!

[ Suction Whirring ]

Get me a disintegrator capsule.

Stay here.

[ Warbling ]

Idak! Idak!

[ Warbling Increases ]

Why do you seek contact
of our digital senses?

It's something humans do...

when they want to be
close to another human.

Oh.

I like it very much.

And humans also make mistakes,
my dear sir, as I most certainly have done.

I trust you will consider my apology.

After all, athletes quite often
have misunderstandings with their managers.

Athletes? Managers? You must be kidding,
Smith. You couldn't manage a flea circus.

You'll sing a different tune, Major,
once I get him back to Earth.

I can see it now, blazoned
across the sports pages--

"Idak Wins the World Series."

Or better still: "Dr. Zachary Smith's
Prot�g� Wins the World Series."

I'm sorry to disappoint you,
Dr. Smith...

but neither one of us
can stay here.

Do you think the C.D.S.
will come after you again?

From what we've seen of them,
they won't give up easily.

This will be the first place
they'll come looking for you.

- But where will you go?
- There is a small planet very near here...

where there are no people,

where no matter how long
they look for us...

they couldn't find us
in a thousand years.

Do you have to go?

I want to go.
Good-bye, Will Robinson.

Good-bye, Idak.

- Good-bye, Will.
- Good-bye, Verda.

- Good-bye, Dr. Smith.
- Good-bye!

- Good-bye, everybody.
- Good-bye, Verda.

Penny.

Good-bye, Penny.

Remember me.

I love you all.

Good-bye, Verda.

Are you ready, Idak?

I am ready.

[ Whirring ]

Where am I?
Where have I been?

Well, sic transit gloria, Smith.

Spare me
the caustic comments, Major.

After all, it was my skills
that enabled that muscle-bound android...

to perform in the first place.

Let him go to his interplanetary Eden.
What care I?

I shall train another.

Come along, my boy.
And you too, ninny.

Hey, wait for me!

Wrench.

Smith, I need a wrench.

Smith, you must have been reading
my mind instead of hearing my words.

'Cause there's nothing in the world
I'd rather do than crown you with this.

- But whatever for. I haven't done a thing.
- Exactly!

If it weren't for your great help, I would
have had this transmitter up hours ago.

[ Don Sighs ]

Relay Station One to Station Two.

We should be set up
and operating within a few minutes.

Roger.
We're almost done too.

Boy, once we get
all these stations set up...

we'll be able to send a signal
just about anywhere.

You have fulfilled your mission with efficiency
and dispatch, Will Robinson.

Thanks, Robot.
Now if Judy and Penny...

can only handle their job
at their relay station.

They are intelligent
and highly trained.

I know, but you know girls. Well, anyway,
if they're as good as you say...

we oughta be getting the signal
from them any minute.

Then I can relay it on
to Don and Dr. Smith.

Who will in turn relay it
to the Jupiter and complete the network.

- Check.
- And double-check.

Oh, something's wrong.

I'm sure I followed
the assembly procedure properly.

Well, if you did,
what's this solar battery doing out here?

Okay, okay.
So, I get a B-plus instead of an "A."

Sisters.

- Ah.
- Oh, good!

[ Screeching ]

Something's wrong!

Seriously wrong, Will Robinson.

We are receiving
some kind of alien sound wave.

I can't turn it off!

Stop it! Stop it!
It's destroying my eardrums!

- John, what's wrong?
- It won't respond.

Can I help?

I'll try to control it
from the master system.

Disconnect the battery!