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- Tong. - Yes Master.

Today I am 168 years old and this was...

possible thanks to the "elixir of life".

Source of life and youth.

Bring me the elixir of life...

and let me drink it.

Your face is familiar.

Now I will drink the elixir of life.

All will be witnesses...

of the eighth wonder of the world.

You've spilled my life uselessly.

Pity, master, pity!

Ismail, torture him. Bury him alive on the hill of purple ants.

And cut your left ear...

like Van Gogh.

- Yes, Fu Manchu. - Yes, Fu Manchu.

We only have 6 months to gather the most precious and secret...

ingredients of the world.

Those who will compose my new elixir of life.

Guards, start training immediately.

Strengthen your muscles, make them strong as iron.

In the meantime, I will plan the most daring robberies of all time.

We do not have a moment to lose. Go, train strong!

No smoking, at nine o'clock in the morning, cancel the appointments

of the weekend. We're going to Washington and London tonight.

We will travel first class.

But before,

I must think of a good title.

THE DIABOLICAL PLAN OF DOCTOR FU MANCHU

WASHINGTON CAPITAL. AROUND 1933

The exhibition of the workers of Leningrad...

shows various aspects of the life of the Russian people and of communism.

The engineering session. As a sign of social progress,

we will see several examples of Soviet appliances.

Then we will admire the diamond Star of Leningrad.

Next, we'll examine our wallpapers.

Take note of our ultramodern domestic machinery.

All original Soviet inventions. Over here, please.

Admire this Soviet conquest.

The star of Leningrad is one of the most perfect pair of stones...

which man knows.

His twin was a gift from Czar Nicolai to his cousin,

King George V of England.

It is known as the diamond of King George V.

And it's stored in London. The two diamonds are identical,

both in the number of carats and in their quality.

LONDON, ALSO AROUND 1933

SCOTLAND YARD METROPOLITAN POLICE

Keep the change.

Yes right. It's all right. Bring some tea.

The FBI men are here.

"Well, I hope you like tea." Because?

Because until this is over, it will be a shower of infusions.

I do not like it, I do not like it at all.

Neither do I, Uncle, I do not like it. I do not like it at all.

I said it already. Do not repeat my sentences and stop calling me uncle.

Sorry, Uncle.

Oh, Chris, I'm Commissioner Avery, and you must be...

Giuseppe Capone.

Federal Bureau of Investigation. They call me Joe.

"This is my assistant, Peter Williams. Much pleasure."

This is my assistant, Detective Inspector Tabs.

- How are you? - Very well, thank you.

- It is a pleasure to be here. - It's a pleasure to meet you.

"Is it always this bad weather around here?" "No, there are milder days every year.

"Will you sit down, gentlemen?" Thank you.

"Robert, serve the tea." "Here comes the tea.

I think you have a very delicate situation at hand.

Delicate? We've got a mess, Commissar.

A real mess.

The Russians were furious with this diamond swipe.

Yes, they are all annoyed.

They mobilized the whole FBI trying to figure this out.

- Show the evidence. - It's ok.

J. Edgar Hoover needs your help.

Yes very interesting.

Shi Fang, the most devilish...

secret oriental organization of the world.

- Do you know her? - Indeed.

Our Superintendent Nayland Smith, a legend in Scotland Yard.

Of course, Nayland Smith, this is the man we came to see.

Unfortunately he was captured by Shi Fang.

Poor man, he was never the same again.

Hoover considered him the greatest authority on Chinese criminology worldwide.

I think he's already retired. It will not be more useful to you.

Retired? So let's get him out of retirement.

"Your lemonade, sir." Thank you.

- What a beautiful day. - For the water reservoirs, yes.

Thank you, Perkins. "Thank you, sir."

We have to find a large lake.

"With a poplar nearby?" Yes, how do you know?

"Because you must have a shadow." Go on, pedal!

It must be somewhere, somewhere around here.

Do not have the address, a map, or something?

The maps are for the rivers. We're looking for a lake.

Uncle, listen.

It's him, I knew it, I knew it! It's him!

Hello, Nayland!

- Hello. - Who is it?

I know that voice. Who is it? Roger Avery.

I came with two friends, from America.

Avery, my dear Avery!

You're very white, what have you been up to?

In an office in Scotland Yard, in the shade.

In the shadow of Scotland Yard? In your office?

Now I see him more black, almost like Aga Khan.

How are you doing? "Tell me, Nayland, how are you?"

- Are you alright? - Yes, yes, I'll take it.

"I do not need a guide anymore." I'm very happy.

This lawn mower is more useful than you can imagine.

She became a kind of friend.

You have not seen Robert for a long time, have you?

Little Robert, how are you? Look how much you've grown!

And you continue, the same.

I'll introduce you to two special agents from America.

Let's go. Wait.

Peter Williams and Joe Capone of the FBI.

- Charmed. - How are you?

Nice to meet them. From the FBI?

Speaking of the FBI, I remembered...

J. Edgar Hoover.

On one occasion I gave you a little service, ending...

with the Tong War in San Francisco.

When I sing this song, it comes to my mind...

Clark Gable, Spencer Tracy and Jeannette McDonald.

Superintendent, we bring a special mission.

Do you mind if we go straight to the point? "At what point do you mean?"

I even spoke to the president of the United States.

Said? And what did he say?

Well, he started off without saying, 'Hello, Commissioner Avery.'

I believe so, calling from Washington just to say...

"Hello, Commissioner Avery." I mean, is he your friend?

No, it started with "Hello, Commissioner Avery",

and then tried to expose subjects...

of utmost urgency and seriousness.

We are in the middle of a highly explosive international incident.

The main treasure of the Russian state, the Leningrad diamond,

was stolen while being exhibited at a Washington museum.

My boss, Hoover, has a hunch that the Chinese were.

Take this, Robert. Be kind.

Tell me, Mr. Capone, tell me.

Why do you suspect the Chinese?

Because of this card, sir. We also have photos of the robbery.

Yes, I suggest we go in...

for tea.

Perkins, these two gentlemen are from San Francisco.

Of America. "We came from Washington, DC."

That's what I was saying. You know Sir Avery, of course.

Yes, of course I do.

Yes, do you have any photos or anything that identifies them?

You have a very beautiful place here.

It's very nice indeed.

Beautiful collection of butterflies. "We have many interesting items."

Ah, photographs of the robbery. Perfect.

Do you like milk or lemon?

I prefer coffee. "We do not have coffee here, sir."

Why does not Land Shampson prove it?

- What the hell is this? - Chinese tea, sir.

"Is that what the Chinese take?" "When you have nothing else."

Yes Yes.

If you want to settle in better.

And you there.

Very clever. Yes.

Yes Yes Yes Yes.

Yes.

No doubt this is a work of Shi Fang, gentlemen.

The spider caught the diamond with its hairy paws.

"A spider stole the diamond?" Yes Yes Yes.

A mechanical spider, manufactured by the only man in the world...

capable of such a feat. The treacherous Fu Manchu.

God in heaven, Nayland!

- Careful, it can sting you. - No, no.

It's the last move of Fu Manchu's evil mind.

It's Fu's souvenir that I most appreciate.

This beast followed me for 500 miles, Nile above,

until I cornered her against a pyramid.

Here we go.

Sorry, I thought it was for real.

Robert, you think we'd sit here so quiet...

if it were true? Sit down. What an idiot.

Perkins, sweep it. I'll see if I can fix it.

"Please do not lose a screw." Thank you.

Look, what does the past have to do with the present?

If the files do not lie, Fu Manchu died in 1890.

If he died in 1890, he must, supposing he lived today, to have...

- 168 years. - Exactly.

"Perkins, I'll serve the tea." "Very well, sir."

- What did you say, Mr. Capone? - He said he would be 168 years old.

"And you're alive?" - Yes.

He's very likely to be alive at 168, Mr. Capone.

When I retired, three seemingly connectionless robberies were committed.

The Japanese Imperial Diamond disappeared.

They robbed the mummy of yeti in the museum in Zagreb.

And at last the diamond ruler of the Balkans evaporated.

They all form the ingredients of an elixir of life.

What is it?

The elixir of life? The dream of man to achieve eternal youth.

A fantastic mix. "They're fairy tales."

I used to read that under the covers. Nonsense.

For you may be nonsense, but for me, the elixir of life...

it is an esoteric science.

Now only Fu Manchu and I share it.

We are soul mates according to Chinese philosophy.

He is evil, and I am good. He is the Yes, and I do not.

He's ying, I'm yang. "Nayland, you think too much."

Thinking is not healthy. At Scotland Yard we recommend not doing so.

Look at Robert, he's morbid. Why do not you return to London?

Help us.

Yes, I expected that.

I knew you would come, sooner or later.

"Is everything packed?" Yes sir. Everything packaged.

BRITISH MUSEUM

One moment, where are they going?

We are from the British society of restorers and we came...

by the mummy of Mulmulpelmul.

Want to see the authorization?

In the Egyptian room, down the hall.

Let's bring it back when...

the restoration society will ensure...

that the mummy is not false.

I'm happy to take Mulmul, she gives me shivers.

The Star, the News, the Standard, read the latest news.

Thank you Madam. Theft of the British Museum.

A mummy disappeared.

In Washington, you understand? A diamond.

Museum Joe Stalin, a diamond. For Joe Stalin.

"I'm glad Nayland is here." Yes, he's in the library.

Commissioner, does he carry his lawnmower everywhere?

Apparently. Since he was tortured...

by Shi Fang, seems to need support.

Fu Manchu. Fu Manchu. He also bless you.

- Italian. - Yes.

I'll call again. There's a hell of a noise.

He has a problem with his canaries.

Good morning, Nayland.

Take a look at this. It was found in the museum after yesterday's robbery.

Hey, so Shi Fang also upset you, huh?

Nayland, you do not think strange Shi Fang steal the mummy of Mulmul...

which is the least valuable of all?

Yes.

- Tell me, Mr. Capon... - Capone, sir.

Yeah, sure, Capone, I'm sorry. Do you happen to know...

the exact weight of the Leningrad Star?

"Yes, sir, Pete. 75.75 carats. Of the Ural mountains."

75.75 carats.

Your twin is here in London. It's called the King's Diamond...

- Jorge V. - Yes Yes.

Yes? Yes.

That's the secret.

Fu Manchu has exhausted the stock of his life elixir...

and is looking for the ingredients to manufacture more.

He needs exactly 151.50 carats...

of yellow diamond for your formula,

which is exactly the weight of the Leningrad Star,

joined to the diamond of Jorge V.

Now they want our diamond, right? For they will see what is good.

"Where is it specifically located?" At the Tower of London.

In all honesty, your concern surprises me, dear Roger.

We have the best security system in the world here at the Tower.

With our stout custody of soldiers,

not even an army of soulless ones would dare to enter here.

No worry is excessive.

What's more, Americans and Russians are involved.

Do not you think we should talk about this a bit?

If this is your wish.

Look, why do not we discuss this lunch?

I know a splendid restaurant just around the corner.

- French? - No.

Chinese. "Do you like Chinese food, sir?"

Do not.

Is this torture for you, Pacha Fu?

Yes. I had the idea...

in Sing Sing prison in America.

It is very primitive. Electromagnetic energy.

But this can keep me a few more days until...

the diamond Jorge V is mine.

Come on, turn on the chain.

Hello boys.

"I see you do not use the chopsticks." "No. I get little food from them."

See, I do not think Fu Manchu will commit...

the stumbling block to rob Jorge V.

"It's not your style." What do you mean?

I think he'll kidnap his majesties and keep them hostage...

forcing the government to hand over the diamond.

I do not like it, I do not like it, Uncle. I do not like it at all.

Calm down, calm down, calm down.

Your majesties will be protected all the time.

This Chinese is 168 years old, and yet he has a lot of experience.

Too easy. Very easy.

Let's look for two people who look like the king and the queen.

But is there anyone who looks like the king and the queen?

Yes. In the Times, page eleven, court diary.

There he says that his majesties will watch several plays.

Got it, you want to put doubles in their seats.

St pat, no baits. Baits, baits.

So that the enemy goes out into the open.

So in this way, we will capture Fu Manchu...

and we will retrieve the yellow diamond for you.

Nayland, if you do, you'll be an Englishman with a couple of balls. Excuse me.

And you're vulgar, but thank you.

I do not know anyone who looks so much like his majesty.

According to the protocol, they will have to be recruited among the members...

of the police force.

We could examine a bunch of them at once.

- In theatre. - What do you mean?

You, the police, could organize hearings,

like on Broadway. "Yes, we'll look at the girls."

Examine girls! It would be exciting!

We'll look at several girls, I mean vigorous agents.

We will hold hearings for police officers.

Of course, but they must be healthy.

Then we have Agent Vera Royce.

She is doing very well, but,

Does the queen know how to ride a monocycle like this?

I do not think anything like this picture.

You're right, I do not think the queen can handle such a thing.

We've seen enough. Thank you very much, Officer.

Robert, the next one.

Agent Alice, Alice Rage.

"She plays that very well, does not she?" She's the best we've ever seen.

And they look pretty healthy.

Must have muscles harder than a cow.

Very good, very good. Angry.

Now... I'll show you a selection of my musical numbers.

On the good Lollipop ship.

It's a sweet trip to a candy store.

Where bonbons ring.

On the sunny beach of Mint Bay.

Lemonade is everywhere.

A lot of sweet popcorn with peanuts fills the air.

And you're there anchored happily in a chocolate bar.

On the good Lollipop ship.

It's a night trip in bed, you jump.

And dream of the good Lollipop ship.

Superb, excellent! Thank you very much for your interpretation.

It's your job, Agent Rage.

His Majesty, Queen Mary, will visit the botanical garden

of Cube, tomorrow morning.

She will be presented with a commemorative parchment for her...

support to British botany.

You'll also see rare examples...

never displayed until today.

Listen, Wretch,

Are not you a little tired?

When it opens,

expels a gas of sweet aroma,

but very anesthetic.

Watch out!

If you breathe this air...

will be instantly unconscious,

and will not recover until...

after 48 hours, you know that?

Put the muzzle on this plant so it does not wear out...

until tomorrow at eleven in a convenient place.

I think it's going to be all right, Robert. Our men are ready.

If your Majesty wishes to stop for a second,

I prepared a speech on behalf of society.

Majesty, on behalf of the British botanist society,

I give you the following commemorative parchment to the support...

- that you lend to British botany. - Thanks. Thanks.

It is a great pleasure for me to accept this honor.

From a very young age, one of my...

great loves are the flowers.

What leads me to remember the cultivation...

from my secret Sandygahm Garden,

when Forsthyke, our gardener...

came to give me

their little ones...

It's gas, gas!

Nayland Smith... Are you sure it was Smith?

Yes, master, himself. "It was him, was he?"

Then my old enemy came back. And we have very little time.

You must defeat Smith. He is very clever and dangerous.

Only Fu Manchu could create such...

diabolic mutation.

Lon Chaney would be surprised. "What will be the next trick?"

Robert.

If memory does not fool me, this week your majesties...

will dine at the city hall and then attend a premiere...

In theatre. In theatre! Maybe that's where the danger will be.

May I help? Office of Commissioner Avery.

Majesty, I'll call him.

Uncle, it's the King!

King!

Good night, Your Majesty. Avery talking.

As it seems you did not take note of my protocol,

I'm phoning in person to let you know that the queen and I...

we refuse to proceed with this detective novel farce,

and we are not willing to miss the premiere in the theater.

I understand, Your Majesty. Goodbye, Your Majesty.

I do not like it, I do not like it at all.

Robert, I do not want to hear a word from you.

Come on!

Your Majesty, I say, miss. Williams, have the kindness,

A chair for the agent. I'm happy to have you here,

because we wanted to talk about your work.

Yes, Commissioner Avery. Yes, we love our work.

Splendid, it turns out I do not think so...

it will be possible for you to represent the queen tomorrow...

At night, majesty... I mean, officer.

We were so excited to go to the show.

We love theater, Commissar. "Of course, but there was a change of plans."

I got a call from the palace, I just spoke to the King.

You mean my performance is not satisfactory?

"That's not it, miss. "Do not say that.

His performance was entirely satisfactory.

Their majesties simply decided to be present tomorrow.

Got it. "But there are other plans."

Plans that will require all your skill as a police officer.

Yes sir.

And even the last milligram of her magnificent talent as an actress.

In this case, I give my consent.

Look, there's a rascal infiltrating the orchestra.

"It's not a flute, it's a blowpipe." Of course.

"He's putting a dart in it." Yes.

I have just located another Chinese among the public.

At where?

If Fu Manchu told him to suck instead of blowing,

Maybe we'll have a good chance.

Yes.

"Well, what shall we do now?" Anything.

"They'll fall like flies." Very well.

Look, there's a dress by the housekeeper.

He's in a good position for the murder.

Let's get him. "No, no, no."

No guns, please. Not here.

We would ruin the decor, let's not do that.

God in heaven. Two of them. The Chinese are on stage.

Yes it's right. Right.

Perfect.

The majesties are coming.

Five Georges V and five Mary queens.

Nayland Smith attacks. It's a good new.

Why is it good news, Master?

Because I am not in a position to receive bad news.

I will give a fine of 1000 yens for each one.

"But you have not paid us, master." "I'll pay you to pay the fine."

Well, let's go to the next step.

Is that you, boy?

Perkins.

Perkins!

That yellow thing caught him for pleasure.

Without it, you're a dead man. Guards!

What is your wish, master?

You can not fool me with this cinematic trick.

Where's the queen going next week?

She will buy antiques at a store near Windsor Castle.

The antiquarian is very famous, master. She always visits him.

- Who is it? - Charles Rotten.

Master, you look just like Rotten.

The lawnmower is a nuisance.

I wish Nayland was here.

You have to admit, I warned you he was a bit unstable.

He's a little strange,

but have done an effective job so far.

I need a load, fast.

A load.

Now!

Press.

- Safe. What a relief. - Yes Master.

I had no idea that the domestic current...

it was so exhilarating.

Master, the queen, is coming.

Remember.

No carelessness this time around.

No, master.

You do not have to go with me, Betser.

I've known Mr. Rotten for years.

My instructions are not to separate myself from your majesty.

Sassy! Keep your distance!

- Good afternoon, Your Majesty. - Good afternoon, Mr. Rotten.

How are you?

Much better to see you, ma'am.

Before submitting my collection...

unique of Chinese jades,

I can humbly suggest that...

see some rare carpets...

which I have just received from Eastern Arabia.

New carpets! Must be very interesting.

What the hell is going on? "The queen would not let me in."

Did you leave her alone?

This actress thinks she's a real cousin, sir.

This rug from the 16th century, possibly...

be the most exotic you've ever seen.

Yes, it is very picturesque.

Yes, it is made from dyes extracted from the knee of the oripterotos...

of Eastern Arabia, according to the finest tradition.

Master, quick, come on.

A real spring roll.

Master, master!

"Pull the door, you idiot. I can not."

Open, open the door.

Just a moment! We're going, Alice, we're leaving.

That's better. Unroll the queen.

I was choking in here.

Do not fear, Your Majesty. You would never suffocate,

there were several holes of moths on this rug.

You're safe with me.

"And you're who I think it is?" "I am the emperor of Shi Fang.

Great master of the 7 suns. Graduated from the University of Medicine...

of Indiana. Doctor of Philosophy, Theology...

and veterinary medicine. I'm Dr. Fu Manchu.

I am not your majesty, the queen. I'm Alice Rage, a police officer...

and you are all detained.

What? Another fake queen!

God damn it, Nayland Smith!

I did not know they used such fantastic creatures at Scotland Yard.

Come, let's sit down and talk...

as civilized people.

Tell me, my dear, can I offer you a little...

- What is this? - It's a rare Chinese wine.

This one is from the 1812 crop.

But I must warn you, you're one of those addicts.

100 percent pure but very pleasurable.

Oh, lovely.

Well, for your beauty, your bravery and your health.

Dr. Fu Manchu, I must warn you that what you say may be...

used against you in a court of law.

Honey, make yourself comfortable.

- Feel free. - Cheers.

Liked?

It is wonderful.

Can I ask you a favor? Do not call me Fu Manchu.

Call me Fred, Fred was what they called me in Eton.

"Have you been to Eton?" "Yes, many years ago.

Many years ago I ran a laundry there.

Eton stickers.

A little bit more? "I would not say no."

Why do not we finish the bottle?

After all, as they usually speak in the navy,

there is only one way to go.

My dear, you must have some greater ambition.

You do not want to be a cop for the rest of your life.

Oh, which is funnier, and you should know that,

I have a great desire to dedicate myself to the stage.

- The stage? - Yes.

My aspiration is to sing, to dance, and I play a bit of saxophone as well.

My big dream is to do musicals.

Musicals?

Did you know that musicals are my greatest pleasure...

since I was young.

Do you know any of those old songs?

I know many.

My favorite is" Daddy get a tie."

Daddy buy a tie, I know it!

My dear, if I dared to accompany you...

on the strong piano, would you kindly interpret it for me?

With great pleasure, Fred, I'm sorry, Dr. Fred.

I love it, I love it, let's have some fun.

- Let's see, what's the tone? - B flat.

B flat, what a subtle note, worthy and not presumptuous.

It's a dry note.

Daddy did not want to buy me a puppy!

Daddy did not want to buy me a puppy!

I have a kitten and I like it a lot.

But I'd rather have a puppy.

Daddy did not want to buy me a puppy!

Puppy!

Daddy did not want to buy me a puppy!

Puppy!

I have a kitten.

And I like it a lot.

But I'd rather have a puppy.

They say that Sir Nules Thudd, the man who keeps...

the diamond Jorge V, is eating endlessly...

in my restaurant.

"Is this one of my waiters?" Yes Master.

Everyone looks the same to me. Take him, put him in the kitchen!

You, go to the sauna and bring one of my new saxophones...

- of platinum. - Oh, for me?

I will not make her wait a minute.

So this is Sir Nules Thudd. He's eating like a pig.

He would be unable to keep anything.

Much less the crown jewels.

I will invent a new torture for fat people,

and there will be no defense.

Make Sir Nules Thudd visit my good friend,

Dr. Arnold Wretch, an obese specialist.

Yes Master.

I suppose I must be thinking that I am too old...

to a creature as radiant as you.

- How old are you? - I'm 168.

Oh, that does not matter.

Anyway, Fred, it's just an old man who feels old.

Alice, stay with me and be my queen.

You will have servants who will meet all your needs.

You will be massaged with all kinds of oils.

It shall be bathed in the milk of an ass.

You will have everything your heart has always wanted.

Oh, Fred...

I hope you're not trying to take advantage of me because...

"I could fall in love with you." I'll give you my word.

- Play the saxophone for me, Alice. - Certainly.

Oh no. I can not play the saxophone disguised as Queen Mary.

"I mean, that would be treason." How unlucky.

But, is there where I can take off the dress?

Oh yeah.

Yes, come with me.

Do not worry about me. I'm just a poor old man.

There's nothing else...

that you want to take?

Just my bogeyman.

It's still hot!

SPECIALIST IN OBESITY

The cause of this disease...

It's a lot of Chinese food.

That is terrible. I'm addicted to Chinese food.

Is there any chance of surviving?

Maybe, but only if you...

undergo a rigid diet.

- And special exercises. - That will work?

You have a remote possibility if, I repeat,

if you combine diet...

with long walks through the hills.

Let's say in Wimbledon, for example.

If walking on stick sticks 10 miles a day,

"Maybe I'll survive." I will do.

I'll do whatever you want, but I do not have...

no idea how to walk with stick legs.

Start with the dragon.

This is a private buffet. It is not open to the public.

It's my private Chinese buffet. I am Lady Warrington.

Please let me just see. I promise not to touch anything.

- I just want to look. - It's all right.

Well, I guess one glance will not hurt.

In all my life I had not seen anything so devastating,

so luxurious, so tempting.

Fish to Pekingese.

Note the spicy mustard and the plum sauce.

You want me to show you everything?

Would you like to see the best part?

Yes please. Yes, I want to see everything.

You can see what you want, but you should not touch it.

Duck, I love you, duck, you have to be mine, I can not live without you.

- There's a way, you know that? - A way? Tell me what it is.

Come with me. And I will introduce you to the most famous Chinese food taster...

- from London. Mr. Fu. - Mr. Fu?

This is Mr. Fu.

Congratulations, sir. Congratulations.

It seems to me that you want...

make a deal.

Yes, yes, yes, no doubt.

I understand your...

craving, perfectly.

My anxiety...

is the color yellow.

Did you know?

Yes, of course, I understand that.

For all my life I've wanted...

contemplate for a moment,

the most beautiful and most transparent yellow,

the diamond of King George V.

No, not that. Not that.

But my request is so small.

I... I'm getting over it.

You know if this is discovered, I'll have to leave...

- the country in disguise? - Do not worry about it.

Mr. Fu have Chinese restaurants all over the world.

But if you do not let us see the diamond,

you will never see noodles in your life.

- Who is it? - The keys.

- What keys? - The keys of King George V.

Who is King George V's key healer?

I am the healer of the keys of his majesty King George V.

Open the fence, sergeant, and you can examine my face.

What face do you guarantee that I will see if I open the grid?

The face of the healer of the king's keys.

Come on, sergeant, you know who I am.

You know my voice.

I am Sir Nules.

"Yes, it is your face, Sir Nules. Course is."

You interrupted the ceremony, we have to start again.

Sergeant, did not you realize that I'm trying to buy time?

I brought some friends who want to see the diamond of King George V.

Except for you, why are you all dressed as a paratrooper?

They are Chinese, are not they?

It's none of our business to figure this out, Sergeant.

It's ok. We will start with "All is well", "God save the King",

"Hurray, hurray." Do not exclude anything, otherwise.

We would turn the ceremony into a farce.

Everything is good. God save the King. Hurray, hurray.

Everything is good. God save the King. Hurray, hurray.

Enter the chamber. Leave the doors open.

Sorry, sir. Shi Fang returned his lawn mower.

- Yeah, I dreamed about that. - Your joy, sir.

She is with us again. We are the dynamic trio,

so saying.

Extra, extra! Read the latest news.

The crown jewels disappeared from the Tower of London.

Famous diamond disappeared!

I'll have to leave the country.

I'll take my dick legs with me.

When Roosevelt learns this, he will be possessed.

He's going to stay what?

You're gonna kick my ass on the street.

And we're going to be very upset.

I did not like. I did not like it one bit.

The chief of the Reds wants the diamond King George above all else.

I'm talking, this guy is very upset.

What do you suggest, Robert?

That I do not like anything, I do not like it at all.

Nules, I have nothing more to say, it's all your fault.

They promised me they just wanted to see the diamond.

Yes? Doctor what?

Fu what? Manchu?

Nayland, it's Dr. Fu Manchu, for you.

Smith talking.

How will I know you're not an impostor?

You know me and you know I'm not an impostor.

- Where are you, Fu? - Flying over Turkey.

I'm going to the only place where you'll never find me.

We want the crown jewels, Fu.

You want the crown jewels? The rice left over from yesterday is what you will have.

"There's something you should know, Doctor. "There's something you should know.

Now I have the means to seize the whole world.

I think it's time to go on the field.

What field? "You'll see soon enough."

Perkins, what a joy to see you, are you all right?

Yes, sir, I missed you. I came back from London earlier.

Everything is ready for takeoff.

Yes, we will be on the air, immediately.

Are you crazy, Nayland? As well, in the air.

- This house is 400 years old. - Yes it's right.

Soon we will take off in pursuit of Fu Manchu.

We will reach the Himalayas in a matter of hours.

Perkins, do your honors. "Very well, sir."

Gentlemen, before we take off, take my advice and sit down.

The trip can be turbulent.

Try grabbing something.

Holding onto something, yes.

Perkins, start to inflate.

Activate periscope.

Periscope fired, sir.

What direction, sir?

Define course. East to northwest.

Course defined. East to northwest, sir.

Release the ballast.

Yes sir.

Ballast released, sir.

You idiots! You have overthrown the master.

Excuse me, master.

It's okay, my love. I've survived worse than that.

- Perkins? - I'm coming, sir.

What is this, a kind of secret compartment?

It's a priest's hole. "Father what?"

A priest's hole, sir.

A hideout used by Catholic priests in the seventeenth century...

when they were persecuted by the Protestant soldiers.

It is very useful. "It sounds small for a priest."

They were small in those days.

What's wrong, my love? What is wrong?

One of the ingredients is defective.

- It can not be! - IT IS!

It was Nayland Smith, he cheated on me again!

Fu Pacha, English house just landed on the baseball field!

Praised be the first Shin. Go get him immediately.

It's the only way, bring it here.

- Initiate the assault on Smith. - Yes Master.

But be careful, do not kill him. We want him alive.

- High? - It's flying high.

Deflate, Perkins.

We must not eliminate the possibilities of escape...

from this damn place.

Yes, sir, there is little precaution when you are abroad.

I think I'm seeing someone coming.

Someone? It's an army!

This is it, Uncle. End of action.

Calm down, boy, calm down. Oh my God.

Ready, Aim, fire!

Weasels. They are asking. "No, no, no. Do not shoot."

Nayland! What's the matter with you?

These guys are not kidding. They will kill you.

Are you surrendering? "I do not want them to destroy my house."

Anyway, I'm not giving up.

I think the battle has just begun.

Take me to Fu Manchu!

I think we need to talk.

He forgot his wool sweater, he'll get a cold.

It's not the cold that worries me.

Do not die, Fred. I love you.

Ismail will not let me.

But only if I know which...

of the ingredients is defective.

Stay by my side, Agent Rage.

I would not approach you even if you were the last man in the world.

I understand.

Yes.

You look bad, Fu. Not just physically.

But morally.

Morally? What do you mean morally?

You told Sir Nules that you just wanted to see the diamond Jorge V.

And instead, you stole it. Or thought of stealing.

Then it was the English diamond the fake.

Yes, you must have duplicated it. I want the real one, where is it?

Well, it's hidden in the priest's hole.

You dirty beast.

Where are the crown jewels, Fu?

Buried beneath a male-eating Burmese orchid.

What an original. "Come on, Smith, we'll make a deal."

I give you the crown jewels, and you give me the diamond.

Do not.

- I do not have a choice. - Tong.

Tong, take this to Ismail. Fast, very fast.

Ismail! Ismail, the diamond.

My love, I have to go to the lab.

I really want to go to the lab.

Look, Uncle, is not this majestic?

How silly, it has no comparison with the food department.

"One moment, is not Nayland?" Ah yes. Hello, Nayland.

I think we should record this, do not you think?

Turn everything upside down. Did you bring the search warrant?

Robert, you know I like to do things properly.

Sorry, Uncle. "Too late, Roger."

I had no alternative but to give the diamond in return...

to save our skins. "Of course."

Of course, we understand. But do not worry,

in the report I will put it in a way that does not sound bad,

what are friends for?

Fu took the diamond to his laboratory.

God only knows what will happen there.

I feel fantastic.

Nayland.

My love, be kind and share...

the gifts among these gentlemen.

Dr. Fu Manchu, by virtue of the kindness of his generous heart,

decided to temporarily suspend what has been called...

politics of depravity and wickedness of Shi Fang.

And in order to exalt and illustrate the true character of this...

Eastern genius, we will proceed by distributing some gifts.

Commissar Avery, the crown jewels of England.

They look beautiful to me.

Agent Rage, your majesties will be delighted.

I had seen it from afar and, of course, under a glass,

but he had never touched them.

Mr. Capone, the Leningrad Star.

The Leningrad Star? The truth?

No one will notice the difference. Not even the Russians.

- What do you think? - Beautiful.

- What a pain. - I liked too.

You were the only opponent...

that I have had in my life.

But I hated you, Fu. God, how I hated you.

Yes, these were good times, and we can live them again.

We can start all over again.

Here, take this.

I know you're a man of your word.

And you must promise me you will not taste a drop...

from the elixir of life until his return to London.

Is this a diabolical joke, Fu?

No, but you will have to face the most devastating invention ever conceived.

I'm warning you, you'll find yourself powerless.

Totally powerless.

I understand. I understand.

Well, since this is so terrible, maybe you can give me a clue...

so that I know what I will have to face.

Why do not you meet with others...

and prepare to be annihilated?

- Annihilated? - Yes.

I doubt you succeed. If I were you, I would go up the elevator.

These stairs can be very tiring for an old man.

It's good!

What the hell is going on, Nayland?

What happened?

I'm not sure, Roger.

Apparently we will be annihilated.

As? Annihilated?

- Here we go! - It is.

You will find yourself helpless. Totally powerless.

From San Francisco to Beijing.

Confucius says: This guy is king.

The policemen tell him: Be nice.

And Fu does not fry this rice

and you live so long, I can not fool myself.

Shake you when you sing this song.

Rock Fu Rock Fu.

It's Fu music.

Rock Fu Rock Fu.

It's Fu music.

Rock Fu, face Rock Fu, face.

It's Fu music.

My weapon will sweep you.

If you do not love to turn and scream...

Lunatics, poor, demented, ignorant.

You got along this time, Fu.

Subtitles: Mr. Mojo Revision: Kilo.

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