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Okay, this is threaded.
Here, you take this.
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Okay.
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I got this.
You take this.
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- Okay.
- Wait a minute.
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- Oh, God.
- Okay.
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All right, now...
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click it in.
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Okay, push it.
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(straining): I am pushing.
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No, push it down.
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I am...
pushing it down!
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- Okay, I think that's it.
- (seat belt clicks)
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- (groans) Okay.
- Okay.
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- Let me get mine in.
- Okay.
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And tighten her up.
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- Good.
- (panting): Like that.
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- All right, let me just take...
- Yeah.
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- Take up the slack. (groans)
- Okay.
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(screams)
You're cutting me in half!
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I'm gonna release my sides!
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- Ow! Oh.
- Oh.
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Oh, Mol!
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(panting)
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Honey...
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can we please just take
this thing to the fire station
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where they will
install it for free?
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Yeah, maybe they'll do it
for you shirtless, too.
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(chuckles) Don't worry.
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You're still my first
responder of choice.
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Thank you.
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You believe it?
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Three weeks, we're gonna
have a baby in this thing.
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You're gonna be a mom.
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You're gonna be a dad.
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Mama.
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(foreign accent): Papa.
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(chuckles)
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Okay, well, let's get
this damn car seat in
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so Mom and Dad aren't gonna
have to walk baby six miles home
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from the hospital.
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You know what?
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You have been working
really hard on this.
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Why don't you just...
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go take a nap or something,
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and I'll, I'll give
this another shot.
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You want to try
to do this alone?
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(whispering):
Just go take a nap.
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Okay, but don't take it
to Firehouse Seven...
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those guys know me.
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♪ La, la-ba-dee-da ♪
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♪ La, la-ba-dee-da ♪
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♪ For the first time
in my life ♪
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♪ I see love ♪
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♪ I see love ♪
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♪ For the first time
in my life ♪
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♪ I see love ♪
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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(phone ringing)
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Ugh.
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Hello.
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Yeah, this is Molly Flynn.
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What? No, no, she's not due
for another three weeks.
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What?
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God, okay,
we're on our way.
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- Mike, get up!
- (groans)
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What's going on?
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It's go time.
The baby's coming.
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Our baby?
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Yes, our baby.
Who else's baby?
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Come on!
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I heard the phone.
What's going on?
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The baby's coming.
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Wh... your baby?
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Yes, my baby. What is the matter
with you people?
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- Get dressed.
- Oh, my God.
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Well, sure, I'll cut the grass.
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What the hell
is he talking about?
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He couldn't sleep,
so he took an Ambien.
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Well, the van's leaving
in 90 seconds.
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Get Magoo ready.
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Okay, baby's coming,
baby's coming.
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Grandma doesn't like it
when you squeeze the puppy.
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Okay.
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No more sleeping pills.
Get him dressed!
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Victoria!
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The baby's coming.
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We got to go!
We got to go!
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What are you doing?
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I'm hungry.
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No, there's no time for eating.
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Not even a bowl of cereal?
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No.
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This better not
be another drill.
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Hey, do you see
me holding a stopwatch?
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This is the real deal.
Let's go.
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(exhales sharply)
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Baby's coming?
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Not you two again.
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I would've told you sooner,
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but sneaking around behind
your back makes it hotter.
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(groans)
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Okay, the van's leaving
in 30 seconds.
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I've known about this for, like,
two weeks. Let's go!
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Oh.
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(groans) Take it easy.
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I'm getting carsick.
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Well, if you'd have had
a bowl of cereal with me,
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it would've
settled your stomach.
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Don't start.
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I'm sure you all got questions
about what's going on
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between Victoria and me.
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Yeah, that's exactly what
we're all thinking
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as we speed to the hospital
to adopt a baby.
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Then, to ease your mind,
it's purely sexual.
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Mm-hmm. Our kinks just click.
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I'm the ying to his Wang.
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- (groans)
- MOLLY: Ew.
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(breathing heavily)
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I really do think
I'm gonna get sick.
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Okay, okay, just-just,
uh, breathe, okay?
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Take short, shallow breathes.
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(breathes rapidly)
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- (mimics breathing)
- Good.
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You know what?
I-I actually do feel better.
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Yeah, it got me through
diarrhea at Disney World.
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Ugh!
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- (tires screeching)
- Ow. Where are you going?
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Stay on Cicero.
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She'd kill me if I didn't stop.
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Your mother?
There is no time.
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If we don't bring her along,
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we will hear about it
for the rest of our lives.
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Okay, there she is.
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(door slides open)
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Where am I supposed to sit?
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We could take out the baby seat.
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BOTH: No!
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Oh, for God's sake.
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No worse than coach on Delta.
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We're here!
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We're here.
We're here.
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They called us.
We came.
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We're here.
What do we do?
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I'm gonna need
a little more information.
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Okay, okay.
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The woman that is having
our baby is having our baby.
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(laughs)
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Okay, still need a little more.
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- Oh, my God.
- Okay, I got it, I got it.
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Okay, uh, we are here to meet
our, uh, adoption advocate,
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and her name is...
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written on a card
on my nightstand!
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But you had time for cereal.
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- Don't do that right now.
- I'm just saying.
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- Don't-don't...
- I'll handle this.
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I've got $22 here.
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I'll give you $11 now and $11
when you cough up the baby.
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That's okay, I just need
a name to work with.
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Name, name, Puddin' Tain.
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Ask me again
and I'll tell you the same.
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Get him out of here!
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Are you the Flynn-Biggs family?
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Yes. (laughs) That's us.
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Nice to meet you,
I'm your adoption advocate.
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(sighs) Is the baby here?
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Not yet,
but the mother is in labor.
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You guys need to stay close
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because it could happen
at any minute.
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Take this.
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It'll buzz and let you know
when we're ready for you.
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It's cool, like waiting
for a table at Chili's.
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(laughs)
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Except it's your child.
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This is very exciting.
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Thank you so much.
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(both chuckle)
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If it's a girl, we're gonna
name her after you.
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Oh, great.
My name is Blanche.
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- Do you have a middle name?
- Okay.
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All right, okay.
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No, no, no, we're good...
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Holy crap.
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Where am I?
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In the... in the hospital.
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Am I going in or being released?
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We're waiting for your test
results, it doesn't look good.
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I brought fresh bagels.
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- Courtesy of Abe's.
- MOLLY: Aw.
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Oh, great, did you bring cream
cheese and some fresh fruit?
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You're welcome.
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Hey, Nana, so glad
you could come.
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I wouldn't miss this
for anything.
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Here, I brought something
for the baby.
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Aw, I love it.
Thank you.
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Mm-hmm.
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Aw.
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These eyes are a choking hazard.
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- Get rid of it.
- Mm.
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Oh, hell no!
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You back with the drama queen?
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Yes, I am.
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I was talking to her.
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Listen, have you thought about
your living arrangements
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for after the baby's born?
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Well, we figured
the baby would sleep
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in our room for a little bit,
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and then we'll move him
into the nursery.
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Ugh, that'll never work.
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You're all on top of
each other over there.
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Why don't you move in with me?
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I got plenty of room
in my house,
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and everyone is sober.
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Is that a shot at me?
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Oh, good, you were listening.
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Listen, sweetheart, at least
my home has some joy in it.
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Unlike the house
you currently haunt.
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Joy?
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You mean pills, pot,
and fornication?
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Like raising my baby
at a Sandals resort.
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Okay, okay, okay.
We're not moving.
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I think what my daughter is
too nice to say is: Butt out.
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Mom, stay out of it.
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Yeah, stick to what you know:
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Orgies and edible underpants.
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Keep talking and I'll slap
that Poligrip
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right out of your mouth.
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Why don't we take this
outside, Red?
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Why don't we do this
right here, Whiskers?
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Okay.
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(yelling and clamoring)
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Snap you like a string bean!
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- Enough, enough!
- (yelling stops)
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God.
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You guys don't stop it,
I will lock that baby up,
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and none of you
will ever see it.
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(clears throat)
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Hey!
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Hey.
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Hey, Blanche.
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Blanchey-Blanche.
Big B!
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Hey.
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Do you want a bagel?
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Is everything okay in here?
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Oh, yeah.
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It's great, we're just
playing a lively game of...
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pass the grandma.
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- I win!
- ALL: Yay!
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Yeah, were just, uh,
very anxious for some news.
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Well, the mother
is still in labor
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and it looks like it's
going to be a while.
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I'd normally say, "Just keep
doing what you're doing," but...
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(chuckles) Oh, yeah.
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We're just, you know,
blowing off...
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steam and having...
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having fun.
We're good.
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Okay, well, I'll check back
in a little bit.
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You know, the name Blanche is
really starting to grow on us.
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MIKE:
You guys better straighten up.
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(all arguing)
261
00:10:39,019 --> 00:10:41,558
(sighs)
262
00:10:41,559 --> 00:10:42,848
What are you doing out here?
263
00:10:42,849 --> 00:10:44,639
Taking a break
from my loved ones.
264
00:10:46,429 --> 00:10:47,558
- (all arguing)
- Yeah, I don't know
265
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:48,888
what you were thinking,
bringing us all here.
266
00:10:48,889 --> 00:10:50,468
(chuckles)
267
00:10:50,469 --> 00:10:53,388
Okay, so look, I got your mom
settled in the cafeteria.
268
00:10:53,389 --> 00:10:57,138
Jell-O seemed to soothe
that savage beast.
269
00:10:57,139 --> 00:10:58,058
Thanks, pal.
270
00:10:58,059 --> 00:10:59,348
Oh. Here.
271
00:10:59,349 --> 00:11:01,758
Got you some cigars
so you can hand them out.
272
00:11:01,759 --> 00:11:03,138
(chuckles)
273
00:11:03,139 --> 00:11:04,638
Yeah, the guy at the gift shop
said they were Cuban,
274
00:11:04,639 --> 00:11:05,678
but I don't believe him.
275
00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:08,678
They're perfect.
Thanks, buddy.
276
00:11:08,679 --> 00:11:10,098
I appreciate it.
277
00:11:10,099 --> 00:11:11,218
In fact,
278
00:11:11,219 --> 00:11:13,218
I appreciate
everything you've done.
279
00:11:13,219 --> 00:11:14,559
You're very welcome.
280
00:11:16,059 --> 00:11:17,888
You've been with me
every step of the way.
281
00:11:17,889 --> 00:11:18,888
Mm-hmm.
282
00:11:18,889 --> 00:11:20,348
When I met Molly,
283
00:11:20,349 --> 00:11:22,558
when we got married,
284
00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:24,388
and now that I'm about
to become a dad.
285
00:11:24,389 --> 00:11:25,429
(soft chuckle)
286
00:11:26,679 --> 00:11:28,139
- How about that?
- (chuckles)
287
00:11:29,259 --> 00:11:33,178
I could not ask
for a better friend
288
00:11:33,179 --> 00:11:35,518
or a better partner.
289
00:11:35,519 --> 00:11:37,258
And, oh,
290
00:11:37,259 --> 00:11:41,154
Molly and I would like you to
be the godfather of our child.
291
00:11:47,809 --> 00:11:50,058
Man, I'd be honored.
292
00:11:50,059 --> 00:11:52,138
Hey, you know I'd do
anything for that baby, right?
293
00:11:52,139 --> 00:11:55,348
Oh, I don't doubt
that for a second.
294
00:11:55,349 --> 00:11:58,178
I love you, Carl.
295
00:11:58,179 --> 00:11:59,178
I know.
296
00:12:09,059 --> 00:12:10,559
You're not gonna say it back?
297
00:12:11,969 --> 00:12:13,058
Now you know how it feels.
298
00:12:13,059 --> 00:12:15,396
- Oh, come on.
- (laughs)
299
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,179
(babies cooing)
300
00:12:22,259 --> 00:12:25,968
Since they can't hear us, which one
do you think is the cutest?
301
00:12:25,969 --> 00:12:27,348
All of them.
302
00:12:27,349 --> 00:12:29,098
I want to take all of them home.
303
00:12:29,099 --> 00:12:32,888
I mean, this is why
I can't go into animal shelters.
304
00:12:32,889 --> 00:12:34,968
It's hard to believe
that you're gonna have a baby
305
00:12:34,969 --> 00:12:37,428
of your own soon.
306
00:12:37,429 --> 00:12:38,468
I feel...
307
00:12:38,469 --> 00:12:40,058
I feel completely...
308
00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:42,058
ready and...
309
00:12:42,059 --> 00:12:44,848
totally unprepared
all at the same time.
310
00:12:44,849 --> 00:12:47,258
And nauseous. Ooh.
311
00:12:47,259 --> 00:12:49,058
(breathing heavily):
I think that the butterflies
312
00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:52,968
are actually caught
in the knots in my stomach.
313
00:12:52,969 --> 00:12:55,678
Honey, what are you
worried about?
314
00:12:55,679 --> 00:12:58,598
You're gonna be the best mom.
315
00:12:58,599 --> 00:13:00,179
God, I hope so.
316
00:13:00,969 --> 00:13:01,969
I know so.
317
00:13:04,059 --> 00:13:05,848
And if it ever gets too much,
318
00:13:05,849 --> 00:13:08,058
I'm gonna be there for you.
319
00:13:08,059 --> 00:13:10,138
Except weekends.
320
00:13:10,139 --> 00:13:11,758
And mornings.
321
00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:13,468
- Other than that, I'm there for you.
- (chuckles)
322
00:13:13,469 --> 00:13:15,468
Okay.
323
00:13:15,469 --> 00:13:17,808
- Hey.
- Hey.
324
00:13:17,809 --> 00:13:19,598
I apologize
325
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:22,018
for flying off the handle
at Peggy like that.
326
00:13:22,019 --> 00:13:23,558
This is your day.
327
00:13:23,559 --> 00:13:24,558
Thank you.
328
00:13:24,559 --> 00:13:26,098
But her day is coming.
329
00:13:26,099 --> 00:13:28,348
Mom!
330
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,348
Sorry, sorry.
331
00:13:29,349 --> 00:13:31,058
From now on,
I'm on my best behavior.
332
00:13:31,059 --> 00:13:33,098
Good, 'cause I need you here.
333
00:13:33,099 --> 00:13:35,518
I wasn't prepared
334
00:13:35,519 --> 00:13:36,678
for all this waiting.
335
00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:38,348
I mean, first thing
I'm gonna teach this kid
336
00:13:38,349 --> 00:13:39,558
is the importance
of being on time.
337
00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:41,428
Well, some babies are stubborn.
338
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:42,678
You sure were.
339
00:13:42,679 --> 00:13:45,098
Ugh. 22 hours of labor.
340
00:13:45,099 --> 00:13:46,678
(scoffs) I don't know
how many times
341
00:13:46,679 --> 00:13:49,468
I waddled down that hallway,
had a cigarette,
342
00:13:49,469 --> 00:13:52,468
went back to the room,
waiting for you to arrive.
343
00:13:52,469 --> 00:13:54,138
- (chuckling): Okay.
- Oh, God.
344
00:13:54,139 --> 00:13:54,968
What about me?
345
00:13:54,969 --> 00:13:56,889
You shot out like a bad clam.
346
00:13:58,139 --> 00:14:01,138
I just want
all this waiting to be over,
347
00:14:01,139 --> 00:14:02,758
I want to take
that little baby home,
348
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,558
and I just want
to stop worrying.
349
00:14:04,559 --> 00:14:05,558
(chuckling): Oh.
350
00:14:05,559 --> 00:14:08,138
My sweet, naive girl, you...
351
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:09,968
You're gonna be a mom.
352
00:14:09,969 --> 00:14:13,468
You got a lifetime of
worrying ahead of you.
353
00:14:13,469 --> 00:14:15,718
When they learn to walk,
learn to drive...
354
00:14:15,719 --> 00:14:18,968
date a cop.
355
00:14:18,969 --> 00:14:21,388
You got to admit, that one
turned out pretty good.
356
00:14:21,389 --> 00:14:24,929
That one turned out great.
357
00:14:28,559 --> 00:14:29,968
So, Victoria.
358
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,178
You next?
359
00:14:32,179 --> 00:14:33,308
Oh, God, no.
360
00:14:33,309 --> 00:14:35,098
I don't think
I ever want a baby.
361
00:14:35,099 --> 00:14:36,518
Mm.
362
00:14:36,519 --> 00:14:38,718
Good luck.
363
00:14:38,719 --> 00:14:40,349
That's exactly what I said.
364
00:14:42,929 --> 00:14:45,018
I mean, Victoria and I said
we were keeping it casual,
365
00:14:45,019 --> 00:14:48,138
but I'd be a liar if I didn't
admit some of those old feelings
366
00:14:48,139 --> 00:14:49,468
were starting to resurface.
367
00:14:49,469 --> 00:14:52,719
I'd be a liar
if I said I was listening.
368
00:14:53,889 --> 00:14:54,888
Hey, how's it going?
369
00:14:54,889 --> 00:14:56,678
Hey, great.
370
00:14:56,679 --> 00:14:59,389
(chuckling): It's a miracle
you're a nice person.
371
00:15:00,929 --> 00:15:02,178
Ma, listen.
372
00:15:02,179 --> 00:15:05,018
You don't have to say
anything, I get it.
373
00:15:05,019 --> 00:15:06,518
Thank you.
374
00:15:06,519 --> 00:15:09,639
Once again, you chose
that family over your own mother.
375
00:15:11,349 --> 00:15:13,928
All I ask is, when the baby's
old enough to understand death,
376
00:15:13,929 --> 00:15:15,098
you show him my headstone.
377
00:15:15,099 --> 00:15:17,468
Don't be ridiculous.
378
00:15:17,469 --> 00:15:20,468
So you won't even
do that for me?
379
00:15:20,469 --> 00:15:22,468
Why are you being like this?
380
00:15:22,469 --> 00:15:24,308
You're about to be a grandma.
381
00:15:24,309 --> 00:15:25,968
Isn't it something
even you can enjoy?
382
00:15:25,969 --> 00:15:27,138
For how long?
383
00:15:27,139 --> 00:15:29,058
Once you get
the baby in that house,
384
00:15:29,059 --> 00:15:30,638
I'll never get to see it again.
385
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:33,308
That is not true.
Why would you even think that?
386
00:15:33,309 --> 00:15:36,258
'Cause I know how I am.
387
00:15:36,259 --> 00:15:37,928
I'm a lot to take, Mikey.
388
00:15:37,929 --> 00:15:41,060
You don't see it
because you're my son.
389
00:15:45,139 --> 00:15:48,678
I know I'm gonna say something
awful to your wife's family,
390
00:15:48,679 --> 00:15:52,558
(voice breaking): And then
they won't let me see my grandchild.
391
00:15:52,559 --> 00:15:53,848
Ma,
392
00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:55,598
there is nothing
393
00:15:55,599 --> 00:16:00,308
that you could say or do that's
gonna keep you from that baby.
394
00:16:00,309 --> 00:16:02,428
You promise?
395
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:05,259
Yes, but please don't
take that as a challenge.
396
00:16:06,639 --> 00:16:07,718
(buzzing)
397
00:16:07,719 --> 00:16:09,098
(sniffles) Oh.
398
00:16:09,099 --> 00:16:10,598
Is that your phone?
399
00:16:10,599 --> 00:16:12,518
Oh.
It's happening.
400
00:16:12,519 --> 00:16:15,138
Our table's ready!
I mean, the baby's ready!
401
00:16:15,139 --> 00:16:16,968
Go get your wife.
402
00:16:16,969 --> 00:16:19,138
Run, Mikey, run!
403
00:16:19,139 --> 00:16:22,179
Molly!
404
00:16:24,099 --> 00:16:28,139
Molly! Molly!
Molly!
405
00:16:28,969 --> 00:16:32,018
Molly!
Mol!
406
00:16:32,019 --> 00:16:33,018
Hey, stranger.
407
00:16:33,019 --> 00:16:34,638
Hey, Harry.
Have you seen Molly?
408
00:16:34,639 --> 00:16:35,928
Sure did.
In the gift shop.
409
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:37,058
Got it.
Gift shop, okay.
410
00:16:37,059 --> 00:16:38,058
Uh, no, no, no.
411
00:16:38,059 --> 00:16:40,099
She was in the gift shop.
412
00:16:41,179 --> 00:16:44,098
Where is she now?
413
00:16:44,099 --> 00:16:45,388
- It's kind of a funny story...
- Where?
414
00:16:45,389 --> 00:16:47,138
- Uh, she's in the bathroom.
- Oh.
415
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:48,018
Mol.
416
00:16:48,019 --> 00:16:49,098
Mike.
417
00:16:49,099 --> 00:16:50,968
The baby's here.
The baby's here.
418
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:52,018
Oh, my God.
419
00:16:52,019 --> 00:16:53,019
Oh, my God.
420
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,558
(panting): Where's Mikey?
421
00:16:56,559 --> 00:16:58,178
It's kind of a funny story.
422
00:16:58,179 --> 00:16:59,179
Idiot.
423
00:17:01,469 --> 00:17:03,428
I'm just saying,
it's not just me
424
00:17:03,429 --> 00:17:05,388
that's the godfather
to this child.
425
00:17:05,389 --> 00:17:09,178
You know, I have the title
and it's very prestigious.
426
00:17:09,179 --> 00:17:11,218
But we're all
in this together, you know?
427
00:17:11,219 --> 00:17:13,058
So we got to come together
as a team,
428
00:17:13,059 --> 00:17:14,638
behave like adults,
429
00:17:14,639 --> 00:17:17,808
and support Mike and Molly in
this new chapter of their life.
430
00:17:17,809 --> 00:17:19,308
But remember, as godfather,
431
00:17:19,309 --> 00:17:21,848
you got to run
all that by me first.
432
00:17:21,849 --> 00:17:25,178
He just keeps talking.
433
00:17:25,179 --> 00:17:26,428
Since he was eight months old.
434
00:17:26,429 --> 00:17:29,468
His first word was a paragraph.
435
00:17:29,469 --> 00:17:32,928
I don't want to make
a big deal of it,
436
00:17:32,929 --> 00:17:35,518
but the baby and I have
the same birthday.
437
00:17:35,519 --> 00:17:37,099
Oh, happy birthday.
438
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:39,718
Can I have a balloon?
439
00:17:39,719 --> 00:17:40,969
No.
440
00:17:44,219 --> 00:17:45,718
Thank you, Joyce.
441
00:17:45,719 --> 00:17:47,178
Hmm?
For what?
442
00:17:47,179 --> 00:17:48,308
For taking this stray dog in
443
00:17:48,309 --> 00:17:50,638
and making him a part
of this crazy family.
444
00:17:50,639 --> 00:17:52,808
Aw, Vince.
445
00:17:52,809 --> 00:17:55,018
I don't know if it's
a compliment or an insult,
446
00:17:55,019 --> 00:17:56,518
but you fit right in.
447
00:17:56,519 --> 00:17:58,099
(chuckles)
448
00:18:01,639 --> 00:18:02,758
Look what we found.
449
00:18:02,759 --> 00:18:04,018
(chuckles)
450
00:18:04,019 --> 00:18:06,138
I'd like to present
451
00:18:06,139 --> 00:18:09,178
William Michael Biggs.
452
00:18:09,179 --> 00:18:10,388
(inhales, sniffles)
453
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:12,058
Look at our grandson.
454
00:18:12,059 --> 00:18:14,889
He's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
455
00:18:17,059 --> 00:18:18,848
I was wrong.
456
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:21,178
I do want one of those.
457
00:18:21,179 --> 00:18:23,968
I'm glad to hear it because
you're gonna be his godmother.
458
00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:25,258
- (gasps)
- And I am gonna need you
459
00:18:25,259 --> 00:18:27,139
on weekends and mornings.
460
00:18:28,719 --> 00:18:30,178
Oh.
I got to...
461
00:18:30,179 --> 00:18:32,178
- I got to sit down.
- Oh, okay, okay.
462
00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:33,098
You okay, sweetie?
463
00:18:33,099 --> 00:18:34,599
Yeah.
464
00:18:35,219 --> 00:18:36,678
Well, I mean...
465
00:18:36,679 --> 00:18:37,968
You know how you
hear those stories
466
00:18:37,969 --> 00:18:41,928
about people
that can't have a baby
467
00:18:41,929 --> 00:18:43,718
and then they end up adopting.
468
00:18:43,719 --> 00:18:47,098
Once all the pressure is
kind of off of them,
469
00:18:47,099 --> 00:18:50,519
they end up getting pregnant.
470
00:18:52,099 --> 00:18:54,388
- No.
- (chuckling): Yeah.
471
00:18:54,389 --> 00:18:55,388
I'm pregnant.
472
00:18:55,389 --> 00:18:58,019
(all cheering and laughing)
473
00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:03,178
I've been feeling
so nauseous lately,
474
00:19:03,179 --> 00:19:05,808
and I thought
it was just nerves.
475
00:19:05,809 --> 00:19:07,428
And then I went downstairs
476
00:19:07,429 --> 00:19:10,098
and I got a te-test
from the pharmacy.
477
00:19:10,099 --> 00:19:12,059
- (sniffles) Yeah.
- JOYCE: Oh, God.
478
00:19:14,179 --> 00:19:16,719
Oh, God, we're gonna have
to put in another car seat.
479
00:19:27,093 --> 00:19:28,093
(baby coos)
480
00:19:39,852 --> 00:19:42,111
Mol, it's 2:00 a.m.
481
00:19:42,112 --> 00:19:43,112
(whispering): Already?
482
00:19:44,232 --> 00:19:46,481
- (gasps)
- You can't do this every night.
483
00:19:46,482 --> 00:19:48,942
(whispering): But I want to.
484
00:19:52,402 --> 00:19:53,981
Come on.
You're pregnant.
485
00:19:53,982 --> 00:19:55,442
You need to get your sleep.
486
00:19:56,982 --> 00:19:58,442
I like watching him.
487
00:20:00,062 --> 00:20:04,191
Oh. I can't believe
all this is happening.
488
00:20:04,192 --> 00:20:05,241
I can.
489
00:20:06,982 --> 00:20:10,191
I've known it since
the first time I saw you.
490
00:20:10,192 --> 00:20:11,982
- (softly): Mike.
- I'm serious.
491
00:20:13,692 --> 00:20:16,231
I said, "That is the woman
I am going to marry
492
00:20:16,232 --> 00:20:18,462
and spend the rest
of my life with."
493
00:20:19,812 --> 00:20:22,062
What about the cramped house
full of mental patients?
494
00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:25,062
That I didn't see coming.
495
00:20:26,902 --> 00:20:28,232
But I wouldn't change a thing.
496
00:20:30,022 --> 00:20:32,021
(softly): Not a thing.
497
00:20:32,022 --> 00:20:34,562
- I love you.
- I love you.
498
00:20:36,022 --> 00:20:38,271
(baby fusses)
499
00:20:38,272 --> 00:20:39,271
Oh.
500
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,852
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
501
00:20:43,562 --> 00:20:47,441
♪ La, da-da-dee-da ♪
502
00:20:47,442 --> 00:20:51,021
BOTH: ♪ La, la-ba-dee-da ♪
503
00:20:51,022 --> 00:20:54,811
♪ For the first time
in my life ♪
504
00:20:54,812 --> 00:20:57,401
♪ I see love ♪
505
00:20:57,402 --> 00:20:59,707
♪ I see love. ♪
506
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:08,002
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