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Hello?

Noorie?

Who is this?

I'm Shaurya!

Shaurya who?

Shaurya from office.

From Office?

On Spectacles.

Spectacles? Yes, or No.

Yes!

What is it?

I saw your number in the office database...

so thought I call you and ask.

What?

I mean...

You thought of callin' but didn't think of what to say?

No, I thought that...

What do you think on spectacles?

I...

Do you have a problem in spectacles?

Speak, speak to me.

Uh...

Actually...

I want to do friendship with you.

What? You won't want me?

No.

No?

I mean, yes, we can.

Sure?

Hello?

Yes.

Do you like food?

On Chawl?

Yes.

What kind of food?

All kinds.

Look, I just count to five.

If you can name my favorite food,

you may take me out for dinner.

If not, don't call me again.

Understood?

1...

2...

3...

4...

Pav Bhaji.

I'm getting married in 2 months.

Arranged marriage?

What happened?

Did you hear that?

Hear what?

This? A rat...

Trying to scare me?

What is it?

Should I throw them away? No.

Don't get married...

No Shaurya. That's not how things work.

Marry me.

Yes. Marry me.

Are you crazy? Why?

Why?

How is it possible?

Why not? Marry me.

And then we move in here?

Of course not

We'll shill someplace else... I'll get us a new home.

Shaurya, we can't afford it.

I'll arrange for something.

No Shaurya, it can't happen. This is not some...

Noorie, everything will be fine. Please marry me...

I'm leaving in two days...

I'll find a house tomorrow...

We can't...

Noorie tell me one thing.

Do you love me?

Yes I do, I love you.

That's it. That's all we need.

I love you.

It'll be our own home.

A one room kitchen type...

I don't have much of a budget now, around 15 or so...

Once I get my salary I'll be able to afford more.

Please sir. Try...

Please help me a little, Sir.

It's not possible in 15000.

I'll give you more later. After a month?

A one room kitchen costs 20000. You'll find nothing for 15000...

Not in this area...

Somewhere close by...

Not possible.

It's quite urgent...

Urgent or not, it's just not possible.

Fifteen?

I'll get my salary in two weeks. but for now...

Then come back in two weeks. Can't do it in 15000

It's really urgent... I'm sure with your help it will happen

When do you need it?

Today. This evening... Today?

That's why it's really urgent.

Please sir...

Do you have the deposit?

I don't have it right now but as soon as I get my salary...

You don't have the deposit amount; You have a budget of only 15000

and you need the apartment today... Not going to happen.

I'm getting married so that's -

Don't get married.

Sir please... Not possible

A little help please...

I'll Wait.

Hey...

Hey there...

Are you looking for a flat? Yes.

I'll get you one for 15000.

Where? Here, close by...

Come. There's no issue...

ls there a problem with this flat?

No problem at all.

You can live there for 3 months. No one will say anything.

It's a new flat.

New? Yes.

This is the building.

Come.

Uncle!

He's almost deaf.

Is the building empty?

It's been ready for 2 years...

but there's some issue with the lease.

A court case. So no occupancy certificate yet.

But that's not a problem. You can stay here comfortably.

This is a broker's flat.

He bought it but never visits. We guys hang out here.

He won't have a problem?

No problem at all.

He never comes here. I look alter everything.

Water comes in the morning...

There's electricity for 24 hours...

There's a TV, Fridge, AC.

You're sure there won't be any problem? No problem at all...

If there is, I'm here.

What happened?

Nothing. A little stuck.

Is this the right key? Yes.

This is the hall...

The sun rises there...

TV!

This is the kitchen...

There's a Fridge and heater.

This is your 2nd bedroom with an attached bathroom.

The other bathroom.

The electricity has tripped. I'll just step out to fix it.

I'm going.

Where?

Home. Some urgent work.

Most Important thing...

Never give up

Adventure is not about what happens out there,

is about what happens...

In here.

The brave survive.

The weak, they due.

This is Hawk McNab signing off from 'The World of the Wild'.

Shit!

Shit man!

Hello...

Shaurya.

Noorie. Listen... I've been calling you, and guess...

Listen I'm coming. I have to leave for the station.

I'm coming. I'm on my way...

Came fast!

Oh god...

Come on... Come on...

Come on...

Please... Pick up...

Please...

Hello Mr. Shaurya, welcome to Just Dial.

I need the number for a key maker. My door is jammed.

Mr. Shaurya, will you repeat that please?

I need the number for a key or a lock maker quickly.

The lock has broken.

You need the number of a locksmith?

Yes, a locksmith.

You want the locksmith to call you? Or do you want the information via SMS?

Yes please. Message me and ask them to call.

I can hear you.

My battery is low. please send it urgently.

I'll send you the number.

Thank you.

Mr. Shaurya I'd like to give you some good news, you have won 2 movie tickets.

Just please send the number fast.

Thank you.

Idiot...

Key maker!

I need the number for a key maker.

I mean, could you send one over?

Do you need I make a key or break a lock?

The lock is stuck.

It's broken from inside and the key is on the outside.

The the key is on the outside, we'll have to break the lock.

Yes you have to break the lock. Please send someone.

Which area are you in?

This is in Prabhadevi. Where exactly?

Near Siddhivinayak...

Yes, Siddhivinayak!

No... No... No...

Shit!

Watchman...

Watchman...

Hello watchman!

Watchman...

Hello...

Anybody there?

Help please...

Anybody?

Hello...

Hey you!

Hello...

Hello...

Hello...

Up here!

Here!

Hey... I'm here. Here...

Hello...

Watchman...

Hello...

Hello...

Hello red shirt...

Hello...

Uncle!

Hello...

Hello...

Hello...

Help...

Help...

Help...

Watchman...

Watchman...

Hello...

Hello watchman!

Watchman...

Watchman! Watchman!

Watchman...

Hello... Here...

Please...

Down there... down...

Hello...

Hello.

Hello? Yes

Is this Swarg Apartment?

What?

Is this Swarg Apartment? Yes.

Does anyone live here?

No one lives here.

No one?

I've been working here for 2 years. Nobody lives here.

Please leave.

Anyone here?

Eat!

The evolution of homo sapien's is a truly remarkable event.

As we know from Charles Darwin, it's all about survival of the fittest...

Now what would I do if I was exploring the wilds...

And I'd run out of supplies?

Say I was in the Sahara Desert or the Amazon rainforest...

or even trapped in a small room...

What would I do for that vital source of nourishment?

I'll tell you

A cockroach!

Now this little fella is packed full of protein.

Not only that, it can survive for 1 month without food.

So what do I suggest?

I suggest taking this, putting it on your tongue and...

You've never eaten chicken before? Never.

Why not?

No one eats it in my family.

Why?

It's against our religion.

But I have religious friends. they eat non-vegetarian food.

It's their bad karma. They'll pay for it some day.

So I'll also have bad karma because I'm eating chicken?

I'm not saying that...

You're a nice girl so it will balance itself out.

And you're a bad guy but you don't eat chicken...

so that balances itself out.

Are you one of those people?

That support the beef ban?

Yes.

How is that okay?

Shouldn't it be about freedom of choice? It's my decision.

Who are you to tell me what I can or cannot eat?

You or anyone for that matter. I'm not forcing anyone.

I'm just being honest. I don't like it.

It's wrong. Why do you have to kill to eat?

It's not wrong...

Animals kill each other for food in the wild.

Because... We are also animals.

Have you ever seen a lion eating boiled potatoes?

They can't. But we can eat this. Yes, but we can also eat this.

That's wrong. How is it wrong?

Is it okay to kill someone for food?

To take a life?

Have you seen videos of animals being slaughtered?

That's okay?

If I fancy eating a family member of yours...

Would you let me?

They'll defend themselves.

Precisely. Kill animals because they can't speak...

Just because it's yummy.

It's a bit strange, isn't it?

Why... Why?

Why?

Want to hear a joke?

A group of rats were hanging out...

when a sexy elephant passed by...

You know what one rat said?

36,000 - 24,000 - 36,000

Thank you... Thank you... Thank you...

Welcome to "Chat with Rat"

Are you all listening?

Can you hear me?

Because no else can hear me.

I'll show you...

Watchman...

What's the plan?

This door won't break, not in this lifetime.

Can't jump from the window.

No point in shouting. Everyone out there is deaf...

Or doesn't give a damn.

The balcony on the 30th floor doesn't have a grill...

But to get there we'll have to cut through this one.

And the only tools we have...

A useless fan blade.

A tube-light starter.

A metal plate from the AC.

And our pan.

If we succeed...

we still have to climb down 5 floors without any safety gear.

One small mistake and...

Watchman...

The apartment downstairs may not even be open...

That's the risk.

But there's no option.

Soon we will run out of water...

You'll sneak away through some pipe or drain...

I'll die here.

I don't want to die here...

Come what may, I won't die here.

I want to get out...

Eat Pav Bhaji swimming in butter.

Go to the beach and swim...

Eat sweet ice candy.

Travel in a crowded train.

Sweaty...

Stinky...

I want to get pushed around.

Fight with the conductor.

I want to brawl.

Go to office.

Meet Noorie!

Get married!

Have many baby Noorie's and Shaurya's?

I don't want to die here.

Go...

The quote goes,

"When you look in an abyss, the abyss also looks into you..."

But what I say is...

"When abyss looks at you funny, punch the abyss in the face...!"

I in episode, we're exploring the Indonesian jungles,

This really Is the heart of darkness where people fear to tread.

And those that do, never come back alive.

In jungle we're going to find giant lizards...

Like the size of my fist...

Alligators, the size of buses and birds the size of cars.

Are you ready format? Because let me tell you...

What you don't know is going to get you killed.