Original subtitles

in "The Creature"

Rosy Baron and her Puppets

And the dog "Micky III" trained by Enrique Verdu

Directed by Eloy de la Iglesia

Well then? Haven't you got anything to say?

What do you think of the news?

I don't know what to say. After so much time, I can barely believe it.

How many years have passed?

It was four years last month.

These things happen, as I already told you.

I knew you could do it. I was completely sure, there wasn't anything abnormal.

I'm not so sure, honestly...

I thought you just wanted to comfort us.

We don't know how to lie, with matters like this.

It can't be done, not even out of pity. It wouldn't be ethical.

- Can I? - Yes, but it's better if you don't.

More than 9 or 10 cigarettes a day can damage your health.

It's not a big sacrifice.

- I feel sort of funny. - Yeah, I understand.

Well, that's it for today's show.

We'll be back with you next week at the same time, live.

Goodnight, everyone.

You can stand up now. Thanks for your collaboration.

- Sir, a phone call. - Oh, your woman?

Yes?

No, no. Sorry. Yes.

What's so important that you have to tell me urgently?

No, I can't. I'll be an hour late; I have a meeting with some journalists.

See you later.

Hi.

What was so urgent that you couldn't say on the phone?

Doesn't look like it was so urgent to you, since you've taken your time.

I had a meeting with some journalists. You'd rather I didn't show up?

Some time ago, you wouldn't have used that as an excuse.

Maybe back then I wouldn't have had reason to.

And now there's none, right?

Well, let's not start...

I'm pregnant.

You're what?

Two months pregnant - I've told you already.

But... is it possible? Are you sure?

- You can't be mistaken? - No.

You're gonna get covered in cream.

It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Honey...

I think it's incredible, incredible.

They told us, remember? It happens the same in many marriages.

But I've been asking for it for a long time.

This is what we needed. At last my prayers have been heard.

The creature is inside me, and I haven't prayed.

You should have.

My love, this is what I wanted.

Do you think this can fix things, Marcos?

Cristina, please...

Even though we didn't say anything, both of us blamed that child that never arrived.

Now it's here, on its way. Can you believe it?

Cristina, listen... This time I'm sure.

I'm not.

Our excuse has gone...

And if everything continues like this, whom will we blame for it?

At this speed, we'll never arrive.

I'm afraid to go faster, given your condition.

I've only been pregnant for nine months, but you've been driving like this your whole life!

- Why the hurry? - No reason, but I can't stand going this slow.

Well, if it's just on a whim...

I'm sorry. I'm so silly.

- What's it gonna be? - Fill her up.

- You want to stretch your legs? - Yeah, I'm so numb.

- Need help? - No, I can do it.

Go, at least a little way.

She's going to give birth soon, right?

There are just a few days left until her due date.

Bah, with women you never know. I have five and my lady hasn't calculated well at all!

Come.

Cristina!

Stay, stay!

- Are you hurt? - No, it could only reach my dress.

Get in the back, you'll be more comfortable.

How can you have that beast?

I tell you, I've never seen her like that.

What is it?

I'm really sorry, sir.

Relax, we'll be home soon.

No, not home. I don't want to go home.

Take me to a hospital, the first one you spot.

Have the contractions already begun?

Are you an idiot? Can't you see?

Easy, don't move.

- Go faster, asshole! - Cristina, for God's sake!

- Drive fast for the first time in your life! - Cristina!

Faster! Don't you see I can't bear it any longer?!

How is she?

She's still under the effects of the anaesthesia.

Don't let her talk or make any effort. Visits are forbidden from now on.

- I want her to have absolute repose. - Yes, doctor.

Marcos, cheer up. Worrying won't help.

I wish I could, but I can't. I can't help it.

Just think, it could've been worse.

Worse? Even worse?

- She's fine. She's alive. - I see...

- In a few days, she'll recover. - Yes, but the baby...

That's something you'll have to accept.

We put so many hopes in him. We made so many plans together.

- Yes, I know. - All for nothing.

If things hadn't been like this, everything would've happened as planned.

You have to overcome this, both of you.

She will need all your help, of all your care.

- You could adopt a child. - Are you crazy?

She'd never accept it, and neither would I.

Do what you want, but think about what I just told you.

She has to be distracted, not thinking about this. I don't know: take her outdoors, to the beach...

Someplace she can rest. Someplace that doesn't remind her of what happened.

She is now the most important thing. And she needs your support to get better.

Pedro, do you think she could get pregnant again?

I don't want to give you false hope - I think it'd be very difficult.

Anyhow, there's no reason to lose all optimism.

God. My God, I asked you to help me...

Cristina! Hey! Cristina!

You should take a dip. The water is wonderful. A little cold, but delicious.

No, I won't swim.

It's OK... Relax.

Maybe this was fate, to have a second honeymoon.

- I wish that were true. - And why not?

I think it was a good idea, coming back here.

Do you remember? We arrived the afternoon of the day after the wedding.

We left the baggage at the hotel and we went out to have a drink.

The logical thing to do was to ask you to go back to the room, however...

I asked you to go with me and take a walk near the beach.

You smoked cigarette after cigarette, nervous,

without finding the right moment to go back to the hotel.

It was our wedding night.

And neither of us knew how the other would behave.

So you drove us both to marriage.

A man has to defend the values he believes in.

Look, isn't that the same dog?

Please, Cristina. Don't talk nonsense! How could it be the same dog?

I mean, the same dog that was on the beach this morning.

It could be. There are a lot like him around here.

Come, let's go.

- Go away! - Leave him. He seems friendly.

Where could it be from?

It must belong to someone who lives around here.

He's cute, right?

He doesn't look like a stray.

He's quite neat for one.

Everything okay?

- Here. - Thanks, sir.

Stop, stop!

- Should we take him? - It's madness.

Besides, it's not ours; surely it has an owner.

What does it matter?

Come, get in, get in.

- You see how nice he is? Hello! - Of course.

- Hi, Luis, how are you? - Hi. My wife told me you have a dog.

The truth is we stole him...

He came to see us every day at the beach, and of course, when we got back...

- He's very cute. - Yes, he is.

I want to train him well, so no one will complain.

Of course, sure! There's nothing better than to see a very well-behaved dog.

- Well, we're gonna take a walk on the field. - Sure, sure. - Let's go!

We haven't named you yet.

We have to give you a name. What will Marcos come up with?

Although, with his lack of originality, maybe he'll name you Sultan, or Micky.

He could even call you Trotsky.

Come on, let's go.

Let's go, it's late. Bruno!

Bruno?

Bruno, it's late! Let's go home.

- Hi. - The poor thing was very dirty.

- I brought you some cakes. - Put them away.

Don't let him smell them. You know how he gets.

Let me... good boy.

You see? See what you've done? Didn't I tell you?

Go on, give him one. Let's see if he calms down.

And put the others away. You're gonna get fat!

And you see how he gets.

I don't want to. I bought them to eat.

Also, we have to accustom him not to drool every time he sees a snack.

Poor thing...

Your dad is very mean. He doesn't know how to treat his Bruno.

What? What did you call him?

- Bruno. - Bruno?

Yes, Bruno, why that face?

That's what we planned to name the child, if he'd lived.

Don't remind me of those things.

That's what we planned to name him, you hear me?!

Yes, that's what we planned to name him, but he doesn't exist anymore! He never did!

- He's gone! - How can you say that?!

Fucking beast!

- I don't want you to treat Bruno like that! - I'm in my house, and I do what I want!

And don't call him that again, at least not in front of me, got that?

If you're so hysterical as to call a goddamn dog the name we planned on giving our son, don't count me in!

I find it very funny, your goody sermons and prayers.

Pss-ssst, is it all your praying that makes your head completely empty,

or is it God who wants you to be an imbecile?!

Don't mention God, you hear me? On your lips, it always sounds like blasphemy.

Oh yeah?

Isn't he lovely?

- Yes, very. - Well, well, leave it already.

You're going to get indigestion, and later you're going to have stomach ache.

Why so nervous? Is it the show or my cleavage?

Look, let's not start.

Oh boy, I'm not planning on raping you onstage!

Don't you like my breasts? I'm proud of them.

I receive more letters because of them than because of my voice.

- Married men also write to me. - Why do I think you're still trying it on?

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot...

You're the model husband, blessed by the church.

The truth is, you have the gift of developing a whore-complex in me.

- Hey, are we still on for that tomorrow? - No, I can't.

What is it, do you have to take your little woman out?

Well, yes, we have a dinner with some important gentlemen.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Here we are again with you, Victoria Fernanda Montejano and myself...

During 60 minutes, live...

To offer you music, songs and the presence of our guests, who join us during the show...

- Do we really have to go? - I've told you. You should be very happy...

It's a great honour, being invited by the Professor.

And I've told you that I have never agreed with his politics, or his way of thinking.

- If one can say a man like that thinks... - What would you know...

I've heard he's an authentic madman...

Well, I don't want to fight with you tonight...

You look great. That dress really suits you.

And that's my obligation: look nice on your arm and act the simple wife.

- Poor thing, we should've got a sitter. - For God's sake, Cristina...

Hire someone to take care of a dog at night? Don't be ridiculous.

Why not? They do it with kids.

And we'll keep standing. Always watching.

We know that years of peace and prosperity are a precious heritage, which we cannot abandon.

Something that can be reformed, but never break.

Faith, a lot of faith...

That's the legacy that we will maintain. Faith and steadfastness.

Because we know where authentic freedom resides...

Freedom is peace. Order. Security...

and that's what the authentic Spanish people look for, desire...

And in that conviction, we'll keep riding as long as the dogs keep barking!

Sensational! You did an extraordinary job. Thanks.

One of the most important things I've heard recently. Excuse me.

My dear friend Marcos Mendoza, how are you?

- I'm very glad you attended our meeting. - It's a pleasure, Professor. Let me introduce my wife.

Nice to meet you. I want to introduce my wife, too.

I warn you, she's a big fan of yours.

Well, yes. I've always been a fan of you and your shows.

It's a shame that hostess who works with you is so... how can I say... so cheeky.

It's a shame; immorality and vulgarity are everywhere these days...

That's right. Yes, my friend, you know how to grab the Spaniards' sympathy.

Standing alongside you will come in handy, very handy for us.

Please, Professor, you know that I am completely at your disposal.

And there, next to the garage, if you want, you can build a doghouse.

There's no need. The dog will sleep inside.

Come in, come in.

- What do you think? - Very nice.

- I like it very much. What do you think? - Hmm, very nice.

This one will be the bedroom.

We have to paint this one with very happy colors.

We'll fill it with racks of rubber toys and bright colored balls.

At the center of the room, we'll put the dog bed where Bruno is going to sleep.

- What do you think of the place? Isn't it a beauty? - Yes, I like it a lot.

Imagine when Christmas arrives. All snowy...

And the three of us inside, with the fire in the fireplace.

Come on, come on. Get in.

Get that thing away from there - I can't drive like that.

Don't yell, he knows exactly where his place in the car is.

Very good, very good. You don't have to shout; he's very smart.

And he knows right away what's right and what's wrong.

- Will I have to bear this constantly? - Poor thing.

Poor thing, my ass!

You're an idiot.

Move, move. Go away! Get out of here!

- That's enough! - What are you going to do?

Bruno, you shouldn't do that. You bit him badly.

You know it was wrong. You have to promise never to do it again.

Is it true you beat Diego San Jos�? And why?

I can't stand those guys with corduroy pants who play a guitar...

only to tell how poor their father was, and that physical work is badly paid.

Then they have an amazing house, a sports car and charge 200,000 pesetas per performance.

Well, you've gone and done it! I owe him and the record studio,

- so I promised him he'd be on the next show. - It's me that runs the show.

You are moody this morning, sweetheart!

Come on, tell momma your problems.

No, I have none.

Well, you hide it very well. What's wrong? You don't feel like talking?

- No, it's not that. - Don't be silly.

- Don't you trust me? - Yes, sure.

Well, then...

It's about Cristina, isn't it? What is it now?

Come on, tell me.

Come on, say it already.

I bet it's the dog.

- Didn't it seem like a good idea to begin with? - Yes, I was wrong.

It was Father Anselmo who suggested we keep it. But now...

He loves him more than you. Father Anselmo - what an oddball!

And what does Father Anselmo know about caring for a woman?

Look, I have a better solution... Leave her and come with me.

- You know I'm crazy about you. - Come on, Vicky. I'm serious.

Me, too.

I love Cristina, do you understand? Also, she's my wife.

But she loves anything more than you. Even a mere dog.

- Come on now, shut up. -Shut up?

- Don't you see this situation is completely ridiculous? - We have rehearsal...

- Marcos. - What?

You need an idea, right? Where are you planning to spend next Christmas?

- At the new chalet, at the Sierra. - Nice...

Don't you think you should buy a present to christen it?

- For Cristina? - No, no. For the dog.

Look, Dad arrived with the presents.

- What is it? - Something for Bruno.

Easy, easy, be patient... Come on, get down.

What, you like it? It's a beautiful dog. A pedigree.

The ideal companion for Bruno, don't you think?

This morning, the lawyers killed in an office in Atocha St. by a crazed commando, were buried...

with the motive believed to be related to work accidents in the transport sector.

Some thousands of people attended the funeral in an orderly, peaceful way.

The funeral went through various parts of Madrid,

with the protection of the police, who were present along the entire route.

The public order forces didn't need to intervene during the funeral.

Notable members of the illustrious college of lawyers attended,

as well as politicians and leaders of non-legalized parties.

The Governor of Madrid has made public a report that notes the elevated civil sense of Madrid residents,

who maintained an exemplary calm and orderliness during the whole day.

The report of the civil government also praised the performance of the law and order forces,

whose presence ensured security for the citizens throughout the day...

What's wrong?

I see...

Well, it isn't a very nice view, right?

Let's leave them alone. At the end of the day, they're performing an elemental function...

You'll see, very soon we'll have puppies.

What color do you think they'll be?

White? Black? Or black-and-white?

What would you like?

Go on, Bruno. That's it.

- There will be puppies soon, right? - Maybe, it's possible.

- And your husband, he isn't going with you? - No, he has rehearsals all day. Until tonight.

Well then, until Monday.

In the name of the government, I want to say that there aren't any miraculous ways to fix these problems.

It's hard and difficult to say, but nevertheless I repeat,

there aren't any infallible ways that can guarantee that these acts don't occur.

We can't affirm that we have the immediate solution simply because there isn�t any immediate solution,

but also because we can't, nor would we want, to cheat the Spanish people.

And it's that same sincerity, that makes us admit that we aren't facing a problem of authority,

because wherever a criminal lies willing to kill, there exists the possibility that a crime may be committed.

I found her dead, less than an hour ago.

- You found her? - Yes, I found her.

We have to bury her, right?

This was Dad. Everyone said he was a very important person, you know?

Because of his recommendations, Marcos was able to get into television.

Can I tell you a secret?

Look, Marcos wanted to be an actor, but I don't think he had the talent.

So he resigned himself to being a vulgar host on the small screen.

But he went up and up, until he became the important person he is today.

Oh, look, my brother Antonio, when he was in the army.

And this is Mom presiding over a table. Since Dad died, she's never come back to Madrid.

Besides, she never went along with Marcos.

She was always against our wedding...

She would say, she said he was selfish, that the only thing he was interested in...

was to marry the daughter of an important man, so he could have a better career.

Maybe she was right. I made a mistake, of course.

But I'm sure that, had I followed her advice, I would've ended up worse off.

Here we are. What do you think?

Father Anselmo married us. He's a priest who is close to the family.

Marcos right away befriended him, so he could flatter my father.

And of course, as he is a bootlicker, the priest liked him right away.

Besides, father Anselmo always had a certain prejudice against me...

He would say that I was shameless, and a non-believer and that...

I could end really badly with those friends I had at the faculty.

I was cute, right?

Have I changed a lot?

Can you guess what just occurred to me?

Do you want to see me in my bridal dress?

We missed Marcos' show. It must be ending right now.

Live, as always, we've been with you all, hoping to make your evening happier.

We thank all our guests, who have honoured us all with their presence.

- And next week... - One more time... - We'll be back with you.

Apparently, it's one of the shows with the highest ratings.

They send him thousands of letters each week.

There's no doubt about it: they're as imbecilic and as idiotic as him!

At the end of the day, there seem to be a lot of them.

Don't let your femininity fade in those critical days.

Your attraction and fragrance must last the entire month.

Because you, during the whole month, have to be entirely feminine, absolutely attractive.

Frenax thinks about you, giving you the solution for those critical days.

Poor thing. You don't understand a thing I'm saying, right?

But don't worry; Marcos wouldn't have understood either.

Bruno, what are you doing?

Stop, it tickles!

Bruno!

Bruno, be still.

Why did you sleep on the couch?

Did you arrive so late that you didn't want to wake me?

What's wrong?

Bruno! You see what you've done?

Look what you did. Come on, get down.

Bruno!

Bruno!

Come.

Give me the towel. There. The Towel! There! Give it to me. Give it!

Drop it. Come. Give it to me. Bring it closer.

Like that. Come on. Give me it! Bruno!

Are you dumb?

And turn around while I get out of the bathtub.

Turn around.

Don't look!

Bad dog.

You don't listen to a thing I say.

Stop it!

What do you want with the towel?

Let it go!

Be still!

Let it go. Don't be bad! Let it go!

Be still!

Let it go, let it go!

You got what you wanted? I don't love you!

Dummy.

Bad.

How do I look?

Very funny.

- What's so funny? - You.

All this... What's happening.

- Isn't this exactly what you wanted? - Yes, of course...

This is what I wanted. But I was losing hope that it would ever happen.

I never realised that you had to get drunk to make your choice.

You know how long it's been?

That I haven't been like this with a woman?

That I haven't been like this with Cristina?

- But, what's the matter? - Leave... Get out and don't come back!

What's wrong? Have you gone mad?

Yes, mad, that's how I must've been when I brought you here. Completely crazy.

- I don't get you. - Who do you think you are?

You think I'm a whore, or what?

Do you think I'm here to get laid with frustrated husbands?

What do you want?

You think I'm here to give you the favour your little woman doesn't do for you?

Go on, leave. Get out!

- You're raving mad. - Yes, I'm raving...

I've been so stupid. If I'd known you were here only because of that...

I didn't realize that guys like you...

Anyway, she's not wrong. You men are easily substituted by anything.

You deserve it.

Really, a dog's not such a bad idea.

- Hey. - What?

Are you interested in buying erotic art objects?

- What are you talking about? - Yes, pornographic objects.

Look, look...

Take those silly things away. Who do you think you're talking to?

I'm gonna show you something...

If you knew the number of women that do this... If I told you...

That bitch Vicky says that the dog's not a bad idea.

What's the matter? Am I drunk?

So what?

Look, sweetie, what I brought you.

I bet you like it.

I don't understand, son. You are her husband,

and that gives you the right to dispose of her as you wish.

In no case can she decline to satisfy your desires.

It's always better to instruct her during the matrimonial act.

However, to resort to violence... it's always deplorable,

although I know sometimes it's necessary and just.

Father, advise me.

- It's necessary that you get rid of that animal immediately. - But...

I know, son. Back then, I thought that it was a way for her to overcome her obsession.

But now, events have taken an unpredictable turn.

I repeat, son, get rid of that animal immediately.

- How? - It's very simple.

I'll look for someone we can give it to.

Because it's not convenient to take extreme measures - it could be worse.

But, naturally, we have to make that animal disappear from your home as fast as possible.

Without admitting any disagreement.

In this, you have to enforce your authority as a husband.

- It's not the end of the world. - No, it's not the end... Nothing is.

Don't trouble yourself.

- Is it a trustworthy person? - It's the town's teacher.

That tells me nothing.

Father Anselmo knows her well.

He talked to her already.

So you're Bruno? You know, you're a beautiful dog.

You'll see how well we're going to get along.

Don't worry, he'll be fine with me. I love animals.

I've always had dogs. But, right now, I haven't any.

So all the love is going to be just for you.

I know how you feel, ma�am. I understand it very well.

There are people who don't. People that could never understand. But I do.

You can always come and visit him anytime you want.

And don't worry, he'll be very happy here, in the open air.

- We have a house at the Sierra as well. - Oh, really?

We'd better leave.

As you wish.

Come on, Bruno. You have to behave.

Show her how obedient you are. You know, you can see him anytime you want.

We'd better be going to Madrid, if we don't want to get stuck in traffic.

- Whatever you want. - Cristina...

How long will you keep hating me?

You're wrong. I've never hated you. You don't deserve it.

You have to understand. We had to make a choice. We had to get rid of him.

You may be surprised but, long before you made me do it, I had decided to let Bruno go.

Really? Why did you reach that conclusion?

Because...

Because of him... I could hate...

Don't try to understand it.

To understand certain things, you have to reach rock bottom, as I have.

Because then, from that monstrosity,

you can contemplate everything around you in a clear way.

Precise. In that way, you can differentiate between what you do, and what others do.

It's even funny...

It's like, suddenly you discover that that grotesque image you see...

in the deforming mirrors at the circus...

it isn't in the mirrors, but in the people who are reflected.

When you're totally convinced that you're a monster, surrounded by monsters in a monster's world,

you find the idea of committing even greater monstrosities amazing.

In order to at least be a little different.

I also know how horror feels...

And I've felt it. It doesn't take your morals, nor your prejudices to horrify me.

Let's go, Cristina. It's getting late.

If we arrive in time, we can have dinner in a nice restaurant.

We need to be distracted.

Don't you have the feeling that we just awoke from a nightmare?

I don't know...

I'm starting to struggle to distinguish between what's real and what's fiction.

What's real, Cristina, is what we have.

We're married, we need each other... We love each other.

Crises happen. What's important is to know how to overcome them.

Do you really think it's worth it?

Has it crossed your mind that we should separate?

- We've always been separated, Marcos. - No Cristina, that's not true.

We've lived happy moments, and we can live them again.

- How? - By starting again.

- That's what they always say. - You know the solution as well as I do...

And we have to achieve it.

We will try to have a child. For real...

That would change everything.

We'll see any number of doctors that�s necessary.

You think doctors can achieve miracles?

Maybe not the doctors... but God can.

I'll ask Him again, as I never have before.

I'm sure this time He will grant us that.

Even if you don't have faith, I'll have it on your behalf.

This is the latest pattern, Mr. Mendoza. It's a very comfortable garment...

No synthetic fibers, no, no. Pure cotton that breathes easily.

Well, you'll like it very much, Mr. Mendoza.

OK, I'll take half a dozen.

- Madame. - What's wrong?

- It's just dizziness. - Are you sure?

- Would you like a chair? - No thanks, I said it's nothing.

You have to be subjected to this analysis, so we can be sure.

- Could it be a mistake? - Well, I don't know. Let's confirm it.

I can hardly believe it. It looks like a real miracle.

- It's been a surprise for me as well. - And aren't you happy?

Marcos doesn't know anything about this, he just thinks I'm sick.

- And when are you going to tell him? - I want to wait a little longer.

- And please, Pedro, I beg you not to tell him. - Well, whatever you want.

And finally, dear friends, I want to introduce you to one of the men...

who have been selected to present their candidacy for deputy for the next elections.

The truth is, he doesn't need any introduction...

His work on TV makes him amply known in all Spain.

Here he is, with us, Marcos Mendoza.

Thank you. Well, I really had never been in politics before,

because until recently, I was convinced that our homeland's destiny was in good hands.

So I considered my intervention unnecessary.

However, now everything has changed,

and in the absence of firm hands, that hold the helm of the country,

the urgent need arises to trust in men like Professor Delanova,

because with him, our homeland will not sink.

And in that ship, I embark, with the patriotic enthusiasm of the simple Spaniard,

who wants happiness and order to return to the streets.

That's why we don't want to, we can't,

hear the barks of those who advocate a constituent process,

as if in here, gentlemen, our homeland wasn't all,

since long ago, perfectly formed. Meaning, tied and very well tied.

- What did you think? - Good.

Nice to meet you.

- Did you go to the hospital? - Yes.

- And what did Pedro tell you? - Nothing solid...

- I have to undergo some tests. - Please, Mendoza,

- Please, Mendoza, I want to introduce you to the Chilean Ambassador. - Your excellence...

- Yes? - Hey, Cristina, did I wake you?

- It doesn't matter, I fell asleep. - I already have the test results.

There's no doubt. Congratulations. You're pregnant.

Cristina?

I'm here.

- Good evening, Luis. - Good evening, Mr. Marcos.

- Where do you think you're going? - To the chalet.

For a long time?

I guess so.

This is the end, isn't it?

At dawn, at dawn, at dawn...

The children we didn't have, hide in the sewers...

They eat the last flowers. It seems that they could guess...

that the coming day, comes with delayed hunger.

I feel that, after the night, the longest night will come.

I want you not to abandon me, my love, at dawn, at dawn, at dawn...

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