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last week as you recall we left will

penny and dr. Smith contentedly playing

baseball unaware that an incredible

alien magician was about to join their

innocent game

abracadabra alakazam baby it boom BAM

dr. Smith what's wrong are you alright

did you realize you're a terrible

horrible creature with an egg now get

hold yourself and tell us what happened

my heart simply cannot injure any one of

these traumatic experiences it stopped

beating I can't feel it

geez you mentioned an alien being dr.

Smith my sensors can detect nothing but

the presence of ourselves and your

sensors are wrong as usual I tell you

there was a monster right here and it

caught the ball maybe you just imagined

it yes

your eyesight leaves much to be desired

you cannot tell a ball from a strike I

have 20/20 vision I can do that Peter

materialized right in front of me

is anyone present besides ourselves I do

not see or smell

you heard the robot congressman preacher

did it he did something to the robot I

saw him kind of school or some kind of

magic there's really no one here dr.

Smith let us take you back to the

spaceship yes please do I am NOT well

not only is my back extremely delicate

but by I seem to be playing tricks on me

lately doctor

that's a fine thing here we've been

toiling in the vineyards of space no hot

meal to come and they see a man's

spaceship is this castle listen if you

have any complaints about the housewives

union you put it in writing in

triplicate oh I don't like you say how's

how's dr. Smith not very well I just

left him is he still seeing things not

anymore he has his eyes shut as far as

I'm concerned he's always had his eyes

shut oh he really is in bad shape Don

well there is one way to tell if he's

very ill dead he ate his lunch double

portions well then that proves is my

medical diagnosis is correct there's

nothing wrong with dr. Smith you know

I've always known that Smith would flip

this way you know it might be an

improvement you shouldn't joke about it

Donna I tell it all around Shermer all

right you do that

Will's keeping him company now okay no

no you do dinner well would you be

better enough to give me a better juice

please

dr. Smith you can't lock yourself up in

here forever you've gotta take off those

blackout glasses soon never as long as I

can't see anything I'm quite safe maybe

you were just anything loose Nations

hallucinations indeed I'm a practical

realistic man seeing is believing

say that smell I see you but I don't

believe Paul's rapid breathing's shallow

it's a classic example William there's

nuttier than a fruitcake i order you to

leave my quarters immediately he really

doesn't feel too good time

I'm sorry Smith I don't mean to upset

you I stick those glasses off and tell

me what this is all about he loved me

these glasses are my only protection

Donna's only trying to help you the best

way you can do that is to leave me alone

dr. Smith if there's anything you need

just call me

imagine me yes yes that's exactly but is

misplaced fatigue a slightly sensitive

highly intelligent individuals Oh pity

so young so honest so gray so true so

true whatever shall I do

then you wouldn't hurt yourself

how how tragic I'm so young too so young

we can always come back

mr.

I know you're there mrs. Otto I know

you're there you're a very nice person

mr. Souder and so is your friend but I'm

a very nice person too mr. Souder

when you get to know me

I don't keep that chariot going

makeshift parts diluted fuel rerouted

wiring an awful lot but cheer up old boy

the new models on the market first thing

in the morning we can take the old buggy

down to our friendly chariot dealer and

trade her in for a newer how does that a

Cass or a credit deal okay so we keep

the old giant Geryon a Smith professor

Robinson there's something I can do for

you I'm in desperate need of psychiatric

treatment my mental condition is

deteriorating rapidly are you still

saying that alien and his little dummy

not today but I know this to me

personally I don't believe you're having

a breakdown there's a logical

explanation for everything that's

happening there sure is you're not going

crazy Smith you're already there

for shame major making sport of the sick

and the helpless but it only proves what

I've always said you're a cold cruel man

no now doctor can't you see he's just

joking a Smith listen Knight if you

really want some help I know something

you should do I would accept any logical

suggestion great here they say hard work

has a cure for all ills Smith I've only

mentally disturbed major I'm not

completely balmy

he's behaving normally he's crazy all

right

crazy like a fox we're going to cheer

you up clever conversation and witty

sayings oh go away and leave me alone in

my misery I guess you're right

there's nothing we can do for him

which had raised dr. Smith's spirits

Humpty Dumpty Humpty Dumpty was two

inches tall he fell down and broke his

shell poor little egg I wish him well I

think I'm going to be violent for you

come on dr. Smith where's your sense of

humor personally I thought music

creation is it indeed I could have sworn

it was Shakespeare forgive me William

I'm not good company for man or beast

that's all right dr. Smith everything

will be okay soon oh no this time

Zachary Smith has reached the breaking

point

they're back again they are

are you sure I don't see anything only

because you're not cracking up William

now you see us now yeah doubt school

here

they've gone I have an opinion to

Express

Stan your opinion that poem was quite

enough I'm barely hinging on Saturday no

this concerns the alien of a dummy they

are not a figment of dr. Smith's

imagination

they exist what when we asked you before

you said that they didn't what is the

meaning of this at that time I was not

functioning properly I could take you to

a place where a satisfactory explanation

will be found however I do not advise

advise my foot you presumptuous Papaji

Leon

please patience dr. Smith

you just rolled out by itself I think

we'd better return to the spaceship Mike

you're perfect respected now we're gonna

find out what this is all about

in this particular case blissful

ignorance is preferable you want to be

cured don't you yes I do I do very well

lead on William

I knew this was a mistake you're right

moist we feel cold

don't try to leave dr. Smith

we love company we like it so much we

may never let you

I guess this proves you wanna measure

things dr. Smith

after that I'm tremendously faithful

William I'm afraid you've solved one

problem and created another if you wish

to see my master he's in the next room

thank you for the invitation you're very

kind

but you see actually we have finished

our business here so if you will be good

enough to open the door oh great

salto can let you out well

looks like we're off to find the great

salt

come on doctors

Alexei Uribe buddy long gold faraway

period of the present-day

zalto summons called demand spirit

spirit obey my commands

something is wrong we have visitors I

smear it away we're terribly sorry sir

or did we are it's not enough not nearly

enough I should turn you all into frogs

wouldn't do that

I like frogs

oh you want to see my power

do you watch this how can a genius

function with all this conversation

oh we're by the way how did you like my

unlimited optical materialization what

appearing to just one person out of a

group it can be quite maddening

but actually I realized all the time

charlatans

I do agree with you that has an effect

it was nothing you know once I froze a

whole lake of water on the hottest day

of the year it was terrible we were

stuck in the ice for two days Oh

terrible permit me to introduce myself I

am dr. Zachary Smith and this is my

young friend mr. William Robinson

I never say there's so much power in

these hands I might accidentally destroy

you I quite understand my master is that

great zalto magic witchcraft love

potions I have conquered them all

professor they come with me

I'm gonna show you a little trick of

legerdemain legend made how nice it for

my great interest you know see I'm gonna

turn this blast of liquid is the solid

gold come let us go

are you ready

just the slider ass later professor

a slider a very very slight I know so

much magic it's difficult to keep track

of a formula

I see perfectly understandable you know

mr. zalto I do admire your establishment

it's really quite charming oh yes I

think so but you know it's only

temporary quarters but I tend to leave

this planet that very soon are you going

going hey to proclaim my genius

throughout the galaxy been working for

10 years to become the greatest magician

in the galaxy well you are extremely

good at blowing up things mr. zalto tell

me what lies behind there I'm glad this

last that happens to be my greatest feat

of magic it be hope

is the instrument capable of getting all

my spirit long ago and far mr. zalto I

didn't think he it occurs to me that a

man of your genius must really need an

assistant I should like to offer my

services in that capacity please you

don't have to Kerik the fourth indeed I

do I'm highly qualified for it I'm

intelligent trustworthy and I have a

marvelous sense of humor strange I see

none of those qualities the factor is

also very good at stretching the truth

let me show you say you couldn't hire a

better man look at me

I shall soon know if you had the true

magicians happened but this isn't gonna

hurt is it not a bit not a teensy-weensy

bit dr. Smith dr. Smith

not as many just once it was nothing

last time you tried that trick great

monster from the planet Terron and

wasn't myself that day he beat you so

badly you had to eat nothing but super

weak much better since then

now that you've got him asleep do you

think you can wake them up of course

quite simple dr. Smith wake up you know

I don't remember well when I get

confused

no sign of dr. Smith

we should never back to mr. salt oh well

it's not your fault dear after all

you're not ready to blame you had no

choice this year is here am I glad to

see you back mr. zalto it definitely

terrible to you I'm deeply moved by your

concern my dear but as you can plainly

see i'm hale and hearty dr. Smith what

are you doing in that outfit My dear

madam this is the traditional dress of

the positions of Prentiss he gave you a

job certainly my boy mr. zalto said that

as soon as he discovered that i could

pilot a spaceship he knew that i was

exactly right for the position position

well just exactly what I had it is to be

the usual things mixing magic potions

and delving into the occult world there

is also some sort of stunt that mr.

zalta would like me to do but he hasn't

yet told me all the details Smith you've

done some pretty strange things in the

past but yeah but this one really tops

them all magic so I'm prepared to give a

demonstration oh you couldn't do a trick

for us not just me trick indeed that is

hardly the right word for a feat of

genius now then no table and he's quite

obviously indeed

EBT bb/d eb t SE eva did peabody vanilla

raise the head william I could use of

course okay it was my intention

exactly a preliminary trick you had to

pop table now then everybody he but he

say everybody just a co another one of

my creative efforts not too bad I guess

greetings greetings my dear young friend

in the back of my hand to you you

addlepated armor-bearer I didn't expect

to see you back from mr. zalto so soon

my generous employer has given me the

day off to prepare for my tick are you

going somewhere by this time tomorrow I

shall be hurtling through space a smile

on my lips a song in my heart mr. zalto

is sending me to a deserted asteroid

what for some sort of publicity stunt to

advertise his return once you have

diagnosed the situation accurately I

have told the truth but not all the

truth I don't understand

you wouldn't I'm idle

and now I must leave I have an

announcement of the greatest importance

to make to the leaders of the expedition

carry-on understand me I said I was oh

sweet sweet home we understood you

perfectly you intend stealing mr.

zalto's ship no wonder you were so eager

to become his assistant Smith

that is the unkind is kind of old for

the good of our entire intrepid little

band I propose to take a very perilous

journey through space and do I get

encouragement I do not I am cold a thief

well we appreciate your intentions dr.

Smith it's your methods we disagree with

to leave this bleak and unhappy planet I

would steal a hundred spaceships listen

we all want to go home as badly as you

do the only difference is we won't break

the law to do it I refuse to discuss

this matter any further you are entitled

to your opinions I am entitled to mine

and now you must excuse me I have some

packing to do

and your friends we have tasted the

bitter and the sweet together and now

the time has come to say farewell be the

same without you dr. Smith I shall miss

you dear William I shall also miss you

bubble-headed booby

stay with us we need you there there

pull yourself together

we must be brave forgive me for this

emotional display dr. Smith yeah no your

bubble

you really like the wall but don't you

dr. Smith how can one have affection for

an insensitive machine silly

dr. Smith if I weren't so grown-up I

think I might cry

so would I but we're both too adult for

that sort of thing

farewell and you speak penis thank you

Oh dr. Smith left yet no dear he's

outside saying goodbye to will and the

robot forgot his journal well a

scientific research on space flora and

fauna oh well you better hurry and give

it to him I'm sure that all the world is

waiting breathlessly sure gonna miss him

he's gone Danny but not forgotten he

forgot his journal with all his

scientific aid in it let me take it to

him then I can watch him take off no no

it's alright Danny now say goodbye

I never judge a book by it's cover

but the older it is the better it is

oh but look he said he was honest

trustworthy and had a sense of humor

better not be joking this time or else

that's a matter of opinion

this should've been here in the first

place I just can't understand it we made

a right turn now if we had gone on the

Left Neptune had three rings we follow

the math going around toward the left I

was beginning to think you changed your

mind by no means My dear sir I have been

waiting for this opportunity to take

this trip for a very long time

good I see you brought luggage just a

few simple necessities well I'm all

ready to go

good do you remember your instructions

perfectly I am to get within 500 miles

of the asteroid and then I am to launch

the Rockets in the nose cone of a

spaceship right and they'll strike the

deserted asteroid explode and spell out

my name in flaming letters exactly so

and then I have to adjust my controls

and return yes yes well it's getting

late I think you should board the

spaceship My dear mr. Sarto I cannot

tell you how much I appreciate

this opportunity it's my pleasure enjoy

enjoy I intend to

you're very kind well

yes dr. Smith suitcase suitcase thank

you

your safety helmet my safety helmet

I'm absolutely sure

bon voyage goodbye

please it can't fly with the door open

splendid Oh galaxy shall witness your

triumph master we shall stay awake to be

sure we do not miss the spectacle in the

earth man was a little value but it is

unfortunate the boy will be destroyed

also a bit of pity but he had no right

to go the space you are right master

our course is set with him there can be

no return with you my dear boy fate has

decreed that we should make this journey

together now cheer up in a very short

time we shall be home again there the

rest of the family who cares I can

assure you they will soon be joining us

thank you

of course once we reach earth you will

report to the space exploration

authorities the exact location of the

planet where your family is marooned a

rescue mission will be sent and in no

time at all we will all be united you

seen eyes in the eyes of the beholder

as long as I live it will be much too

soon

you know how will is how he has to

examine everything new he sees he

probably just ran into an unusual rock

formation something's happened to him I

just feel it I'm sure he's all right

I'm ready when you are don't worry we're

gonna find a terrible thing has occurred

Will Robinson has been trapped in the

spaceship with dr. Smith the magician is

responsible he deliberately closed the

door before I could stop him he

activated the ship and lost it in his

space I have failed in my duty to

protect my friends what are we gonna do

mr. zalto's gonna perform a feat of

magic he's gonna ring back will and dr.

Smith Judy you stay here and get that

force field going

well I think it's time for a small

libation to celebrate the occasion hold

this

there is nothing like champagne to make

an occasion more festive

where'd you get it provided with the

compliments of mr. zall he produced it

by maki

like your rabbit trick the same

principle is involved pity I had to

leave after I found out how my dear

young friend I propose a toast to the

new and happy life we shall find on

earth

hmm mr. zalto champagne is on a par with

his magic develop

rabbits champagne disastrous the ragweed

the space travel

it's a South tub this is John Robinson

okay you see I'm asleep can't seem to

get a good night's rest you deliberately

trap my son on your spaceship I want you

to bring it back I regret the incident

but I cannot recall a mission its

success is too important to me my son is

the only thing that's important to me

you must make him return they also

honest spaceship as well my greatest

feat of magic ruined by a worthless look

I'm not gonna argue with you I want you

to bring my son back and bring him back

now there's nothing I can do

he is once again being dishonest there

is a method of communications radio

blabbermouth you've got ten seconds to

get that set up a ratio in seconds now

you've got eight eight seconds I hope

the tubes are in good shape

the wavelength who's been establishment

I don't know if I can make contact with

the spaceship nothing can be done wait

there is something that can be done I

just can't think of it at the moment I

want you off this planet by Dawn

hello this is John Robinson calling dr.

Smith a lifetime of work and practice

this is John Robinson calling dr. Smith

come in dr. Smith fortune hell I never

would have taken this trip that never

worked very well try master

all right you convinced me I will

Thanks

look at a dream have you ever seen

anything more beautiful what's the

matter my boy I can't help thinking

about mom and dad the rest of the field

but I can assure you that they will soon

be with us now you must dismiss the

thought from your money I know but I

just can't really William the happiest

day of your life you spoil it by

thinking about the past don't you

realize that every second we come closer

and closer to home home we must surely

be close enough now for radio

communication try and make contact this

is Will Robinson calling out for control

chameleon for control this is Will

Robinson calling alpha control Kalina

you hear me okay here please

headquarters calling alien spacecraft

you will identify yourself please yes

certainly sir

I am doctor doctor I've talked to

somebody I know I am William what am i

what what dr. Zachary Smith I'm dr.

Zachary Smith I am a member of the

Robinson space exploration party for

years

Tillie in two years - dreadful horrible

years you do not believe the frightful

experiences that we have undergone the

sordid experiences

this is dr. Zachary Smith speaking we

have been lost in space attention alien

spacecraft attention identify yourself

or we will be forced to take action

this is a final warning

identify yourself or we will be forced

to attack what are we gonna do dr. Smith

I have it

hi mr. zalto's rockets that you know

here's the trigger

in repelling attack immediately and

continue firing until enemy has been

destroyed

I can't break saltos neck well if it had

changed it I think I'd help you well if

dr. Smith are probably on earth by now

no I do hope it isn't too cold you know

he wasn't very warmly dressed my sensors

detect an approaching alien aircraft

oh dear I still feel a little faint I

can't tell you how didn't I give and

return to this the sweet smell of one's

native soil what's the matter with him

experience his condition is not serious

and recovery is only a matter of hours

certainly sir

you have no idea how good it feels to be

home again I must tell you of my

experiences in space truly remarkable I

know you will find them hard to believe

dr. Smith yes there was something in

your head

master Gattaca fuel injection system

let's go

not a safety I'll strap in harness

safety go - poetry did you check those

launch figures and double-check right

down to the last decimal point take the

escape Carter and lock on our flight

path to Alpha Centauri we leave at Oh 8

hundred hours not a minute earlier not a

minute later oh no 800 it is Maureen as

soon as dr. Smith and will get back

we'll have a final briefing all right

John not among them yeah we'll take them

all you seem to be very happy with your

work well it's the last chance I'll get

to be active before we reach Alpha

Centauri if we ever get there which I

very much doubt and I certainly do not

desire I've got a cure for doubt dr.

Smith have you indeed I too have a cure

which I shall now quote when in danger

or in doubt run in circles yell and

shout mine's better than that Hey yes

get yourself some ore samples from that

rock formation over there then we can

make some geological assays together

during our flight splendid I can hardly

wait dr. Smith oh thank you you're so

good to me come along you

rocks indeed they are no particular

interest to me the things I enjoy for

you

well IRA bust rock how where he was just

try to get right here dr. Smith my

sensors indicate that if we expose this

outcrop we may uncover a fossil-bearing

stratum a great geological interest let

me assure you at once that it cannot be

possibly fit to me also I must warn you

that you are in a gaseous area