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Previously on "Impastor"...
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How come every time you save me
from someone, they end up dead?
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Would you rather have
it the other way around?
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- You ever seen this guy?
- No.
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- I'm in love with you.
- Do you mean that?
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And if I wasn't around,
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- you'd be dead.
- How is that?
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Guy with a gun to your head?
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You shot him?
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But how? What were you doing out there?
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I saw that guy hit you and
throw you in the trunk,
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so I followed you.
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And then when he took
you into the woods,
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I had to do something.
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And you just happened to have a gun?
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Ever since Kenny, I
kept one in the trunk.
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Buddy: And you just
happened to be a great shot?
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Alexa: I grew up hunting with my dad.
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[gunshot]
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Alexa,
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why didn't you tell me this before?
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Can't you infer that part?
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Maybe I could if I
knew what "infer" meant.
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I had just shot a man.
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I didn't know who he was
or why he wanted you dead.
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Buddy, this is insane.
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I still can't sleep thinking about it.
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I have to know. Who was that guy I shot?
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All right.
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He was some right-wing religious nut
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who hated the idea
of gays being pastors.
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At least that's what he told me.
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- A religious nut?
- Yes.
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Then why didn't you go to the police?
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Because I don't want the rest
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of his hetero hit squad coming after me.
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Buddy, do you really
expect me to believe that?
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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I forgot my knitting.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah.
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Alexa just came by to borrow a...
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an orange. Here you go.
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- Oh, thanks.
- Sure.
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Well, have a good night.
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Well, that was weird.
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Really weird.
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Who comes by to borrow an orange?
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[groovy rock music]
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I couldn't stop thinking about
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what Alexa had told me
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and how she wasn't buying
what I had told her.
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Hey, guys.
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What are you doing?
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Just pounding a tasty corn dog.
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Buddy, how could you eat there?
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They're antigay.
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Well, I wasn't flaunting it.
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These corn dog bigots are using
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so-called religious grounds
to discriminate against us.
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We're boycotting them until
they change their policy.
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I told you all about this.
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Russell, sometimes when it
looks like I'm listening to you,
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I'm actually lost in prayer.
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I won't apologize for that.
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Well, now that you know,
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you are gonna get rid of that, right?
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[church organ stings]
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- Dora?
- Hi.
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Yes, uh, as you know, the election
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for church president is next week,
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and once again, I'm
leading in the polls.
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- [chuckles]
- Oh, Alden.
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You make the same joke every year.
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Nobody ever runs against
you, so... ah-ha-ha!
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Oh! People have run
against me in the past,
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at their peril.
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If you remember, my
last opponent vanished.
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Glenn moved to Boise
to open a Krispy Kreme.
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Well, that's your version.
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Anyway, I'll be giving my
victory speech next Sunday,
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so I'll need you to draw up a list
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of all my accomplishments
over the last year.
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Your accomplishments?
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Like the rummage sale or
the drive for the homeless
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or maybe the inter-faith breakfast,
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which were all my ideas?
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Which I authorized.
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- Hey, Alexa.
- Sheriff Graham, hi.
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You know, I'm so glad I ran into you.
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I wanted to ask you about Ray Florez,
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the now-deceased guy you said
you hadn't seen but you had.
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How is it someone you
didn't know have your number
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and texted you, "Car's
gone. You're next"?
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I have no idea.
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I guess I was his next
Lutheran Trinity target.
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Ohh, okay. Oh, hey.
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Can you pass me a couple sugars?
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I've got a bit of a sweet tooth.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Where did you get those bruises?
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Oh, these? They're nothing.
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Well... uh...
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looks like you have a matching set.
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Well, okay.
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Just between us,
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I have an adventurous
side in the bedroom.
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Ohh.
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Get it, girl.
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[calm church organ music]
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Buddy: Finally...
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a place where no one will judge me.
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- [door opens]
- Russell: Buddy?
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Buddy?
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- What's up?
- [door closes]
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[sighs] We need to talk.
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People are saying you
don't care about gay rights,
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and it's getting very
hard to defend you.
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Defend me?
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I have been sheltering you
like a lioness with her cub,
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but you haven't done one
thing for the gay community
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since you got here.
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I hooked up with Steve the mailman.
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That was pretty gay.
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No youth outreach program,
no LGBT fund raiser,
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no gay-straight alliance
symposium, nothing.
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You haven't even come to one
of our weekly coffee meet-ups.
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There. That's the one!
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I'll do the coffee thing!
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We're talking like an hour, right?
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[corn dog thuds]
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[groovy rock music]
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- Oh, Dora, hi.
- Hi.
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- Can I ask you a favor?
- Shoot.
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Although I probably
shouldn't be saying that
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to someone who's packing heat.
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[both laugh]
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Um, you know, from what I hear,
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you're pretty tapped into
things around this town.
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Well, I have always felt you
can observe a lot by watching.
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Mmm, well, that's great
because I really could use
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some help on this Ray Florez case.
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Ray Florez? Isn't he the guy
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that burned Buddy's car?
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You are tapped in. See, the thing is,
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I have reason to believe
that Pastor Barlow
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knows more about Ray's
death than he's letting on.
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I'd like for you to find
out what you can for me.
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So... so you want me to spy on Buddy?
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Oh, no, no, no, just keep
your eyes and ears open,
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particularly when he's around Alexa.
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I'm sorry, Sheriff.
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I'm just not comfortable with that.
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Okay, I understand.
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But if you do happen to hear something,
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give me a call.
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The sheriff is starting
to put the pieces together.
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She noticed the bruises on my wrists
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from where Ray tied me up.
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- What did you tell her?
- [scoffs]
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That I was adventurous in the bedroom.
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How adventurous?
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- Butt stuff?
- [scoffs]
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In case she asks, we need
to have our stories straight.
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Buddy, I have the bulletin that...
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Oh... sorry for interrupting.
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Okay, I'll just give
you two some privacy.
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I need to know.
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Are we in this together or not?
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- Of course we are.
- Then no more bullshit!
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- Who was that man I shot?
- [sighs]
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It's the only way that I'll
ever be able to trust you.
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[clears throat]
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His name was Damien.
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And he was a bad, bad dude.
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You did the world a favor
by getting rid of him.
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Why was he trying to kill you?
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I owed him a lot of money.
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From gambling.
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Look, I thought I'd be able
to leave my debts in the past
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and make a fresh start in
Ladner, but he found me.
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And that's the truth.
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You think that was impressive?
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Watch this.
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[duster squeaks]
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You guys, guess who's
coming to Judson Theater.
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"Thin Lizzy." Who's in?
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Oh, I'm in.
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Got my T-shirt from
their '97 world tour.
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Buddy, "Thin Lizzy" is a one-woman show
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about a girl with body issues.
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Oh, then I'm out.
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I'm not into skinny chicks.
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Or any chicks.
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Vaginas? No thanks.
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Am I right?
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- [laptop chimes]
- Ooh, look!
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Our Corn Dog House boycott
just got another like.
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That makes 17.
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You know, if you want to take
down these corn dog jerks,
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you need to go bigger than social media.
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You gotta make some noise.
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What do you mean? Like a protest?
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- Sure.
- What a fantastic idea
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from this active
leader of our community.
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And that was just off
the top of my dome.
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How 'bout we protest Corn
Dog House Sunday afternoon?
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- both: Yeah!
- Okay.
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Yeah, go get 'em, guys.
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I mean, let's go get 'em, guys.
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- [laughter]
- Yeah.
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You're part of it.
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[gasps]
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You are breathtakingly beautiful.
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- Thank you.
- Please.
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- I thought we were going out.
- I thought we were staying in.
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Tie goes to the man.
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That's why we wear 'em.
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As a symbol of who it goes to.
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Oh.
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And I just happen to have here...
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Alden, can I ask you a question?
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Sure.
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Are you afraid to be
seen in public with me?
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No, of course not.
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It's okay. You can be honest.
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Is it because of your wife?
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Uh, my soon-to-be ex-wife.
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And I'm not afraid of her... anymore.
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Well, are you embarrassed by me?
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What? No!
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I... I'm crazy about you.
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By damn, you're right.
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It is time we show the
world we're a couple.
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You know that cute, little
French bistro on Elm Street?
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I hear they're tearing
that down to build condos.
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Soon as I get the permit.
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You know this guy?
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His name's Kenny Banderas.
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Isn't he the poor soul
who committed suicide?
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Apparent suicide.
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Turns out he and Ray
Florez were cellmates
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way out there in Massachusetts.
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Oh, small world.
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I know!
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Two men who have no
connection whatsoever
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to the town of Ladner both
come here and wind up dead.
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What are the odds?
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I'd say roughly nine-to-one.
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I know you have a connection to Ray
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and Ray has a connection to Kenny.
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I don't know how you and
Alexa have a connection
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to poor, dead Kenny... yet.
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Maybe we should pray on it.
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[slow gospel music starts and stops]
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Mm-mm.
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Oh, that reminds me.
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I brought you a Bible for your desk.
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There.
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00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,872
Now you look like a real pastor.
261
00:10:43,874 --> 00:10:47,076
[playing soft church organ music]
262
00:10:52,156 --> 00:10:53,178
[door opens]
263
00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:56,706
[door closes]
264
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:06,662
[scattered indistinct murmuring]
265
00:11:08,945 --> 00:11:11,012
[stops playing organ abruptly]
266
00:11:15,006 --> 00:11:17,239
Holy sh... spirit.
267
00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:20,275
[groovy rock music]
268
00:11:23,414 --> 00:11:24,828
Hello there, Alden.
269
00:11:24,853 --> 00:11:25,750
Oh.
270
00:11:25,775 --> 00:11:28,675
And, uh, Ashlee, right?
271
00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:31,427
Welcome to Ladner Trinity.
272
00:11:31,833 --> 00:11:32,888
[whispers] Keep your mouth shut.
273
00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:35,020
[whispers] First time
you ever wanted that.
274
00:11:35,883 --> 00:11:38,660
Uh, I understand you and
the Pastor know each other.
275
00:11:38,662 --> 00:11:41,463
Does he understand all our
conversations were confidential?
276
00:11:41,465 --> 00:11:43,932
Oh, well, what little
conversation we had.
277
00:11:44,674 --> 00:11:47,936
Well, I'm just happy to know
all my counseling paid off.
278
00:11:48,267 --> 00:11:50,672
Yes. To see her kneeling before you,
279
00:11:50,674 --> 00:11:54,536
her mouth open, ready to
receive the body of Christ,
280
00:11:54,684 --> 00:11:56,478
it warmed my heart.
281
00:11:56,892 --> 00:11:58,981
You've got some nerve.
282
00:11:59,131 --> 00:12:00,497
Well, I should get going.
283
00:12:00,662 --> 00:12:02,918
Bringing your little harlot to church.
284
00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:05,587
Hi. The harlot's name is Ashlee.
285
00:12:06,263 --> 00:12:09,091
For God's sake, you have
hemorrhoids older than her.
286
00:12:09,341 --> 00:12:10,833
Not anymore.
287
00:12:10,858 --> 00:12:12,190
I found a cream.
288
00:12:12,302 --> 00:12:14,654
Now you're the only pain in my ass.
289
00:12:15,699 --> 00:12:18,133
The sheriff knows Ray
and Kenny were cellmates.
290
00:12:18,135 --> 00:12:19,657
What? Oh, God, Buddy.
291
00:12:19,682 --> 00:12:21,336
- This is bad.
- Maybe not.
292
00:12:21,338 --> 00:12:22,277
As long as there's no evidence
293
00:12:22,302 --> 00:12:24,134
tracing us back to Kenny, we're fine.
294
00:12:24,241 --> 00:12:26,108
The gun that I used to save you with
295
00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:28,644
is the same one that was
used in the Boston robbery.
296
00:12:28,646 --> 00:12:31,847
It is in my closet. It
is registered to Kenny.
297
00:12:31,849 --> 00:12:34,850
Jesus, Alexa! People
usually keep a sweatshirt
298
00:12:34,852 --> 00:12:36,618
from their ex-boyfriend, not a gun.
299
00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:39,354
Lot of good a sweatshirt would
have done you out in the woods.
300
00:12:39,379 --> 00:12:41,175
- We have to get rid of it.
- How?
301
00:12:42,034 --> 00:12:43,643
We'll do it together tonight.
302
00:12:44,895 --> 00:12:45,961
[sighs]
303
00:12:45,963 --> 00:12:48,964
[suspenseful music]
304
00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:58,607
Sheriff Graham? It's Dora Winston.
305
00:12:58,609 --> 00:13:01,076
I think maybe we should talk.
306
00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:05,466
[church bells toll]
307
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,051
- Dora!
- [gasps] Whoo!
308
00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:09,417
[sighs]
309
00:13:09,442 --> 00:13:12,022
Can you believe Alden?
Parading that hussy in front
310
00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:13,624
of the whole congregation.
311
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,626
Oh, I'm so sorry, Hilva.
312
00:13:15,651 --> 00:13:18,073
That must have been
really emotional for you.
313
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,731
It wasn't. I accept my marriage is over.
314
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:23,591
What I will not accept is
Alden and his teen lover
315
00:13:23,616 --> 00:13:25,179
bringing down this church.
316
00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:27,137
Bringing down the church? How?
317
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:30,766
Congregants are appalled
with his indecent behavior.
318
00:13:30,791 --> 00:13:32,376
We could lose members.
319
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:35,612
Pearl, Maryanne, both of the Joyces.
320
00:13:35,614 --> 00:13:37,056
Do you want me to talk to them?
321
00:13:37,081 --> 00:13:39,156
Although I really only know
the Joyces from that time
322
00:13:39,181 --> 00:13:41,548
we all carpooled to Quilt-A-Mania Four.
323
00:13:41,917 --> 00:13:45,856
I want you to run for church president.
324
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:48,258
Me? You think that I could be president?
325
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:50,758
Why not? You've put in the years.
326
00:13:50,783 --> 00:13:52,883
You know how things run.
327
00:13:53,222 --> 00:13:55,332
I always thought you didn't like me.
328
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,601
- I don't.
- Oh, okay.
329
00:13:57,603 --> 00:13:59,336
But I think you could win.
330
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:02,573
[groovy rock music]
331
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,842
Where's Buddy? We said
we were meeting at 2:00.
332
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,445
Don't worry. He said he'll be here.
333
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:07,411
He'll be here.
334
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:09,412
- [snoring]
- [knock at door]
335
00:14:10,114 --> 00:14:11,892
Buddy? Do you have a minute?
336
00:14:11,917 --> 00:14:15,986
I'm... I'm curious about
something I heard you say to Alexa.
337
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,387
What thing was that?
338
00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:20,013
It just went something like, quote:
339
00:14:20,038 --> 00:14:21,143
"We have to get rid of it.
340
00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:22,924
We'll do it together tonight."
341
00:14:23,690 --> 00:14:24,675
End quote.
342
00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:27,564
Oh... that.
343
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,800
What was the thing you
needed to get rid of?
344
00:14:32,515 --> 00:14:36,550
Dora... if I tell you something,
345
00:14:36,552 --> 00:14:39,253
can I absolutely trust
you to keep it between us?
346
00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:40,777
Of course.
347
00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:43,087
The thing we're getting rid of...
348
00:14:44,205 --> 00:14:46,672
is a ghost.
349
00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:48,018
- A ghost?
- Yeah.
350
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,176
I know it sounds silly,
351
00:14:49,201 --> 00:14:51,924
but Alexa believes
there's one in her store.
352
00:14:51,949 --> 00:14:53,545
When she opens up in the morning,
353
00:14:53,570 --> 00:14:55,748
she says there's clothes everywhere.
354
00:14:55,773 --> 00:14:59,726
And she wants you to remove this ghost?
355
00:15:00,476 --> 00:15:02,068
Well, who you gonna call?
356
00:15:02,093 --> 00:15:07,404
Buddy, spirits from beyond
are nothing to trifle with.
357
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,500
Maybe I should go with you.
358
00:15:08,525 --> 00:15:09,992
No, no, no, no.
359
00:15:10,017 --> 00:15:12,417
Alexa swore me to secrecy.
360
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:15,742
Well, be firm, and don't
be afraid to call upon
361
00:15:15,767 --> 00:15:17,514
the Archangel Michael to help guide
362
00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:19,036
the lost soul to the light.
363
00:15:19,061 --> 00:15:21,084
Yeah, I was gonna do that, for sure.
364
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,420
Ooh! And also, maybe you
should light some sage.
365
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:26,073
You know, just to burn off the
negative energy in the store.
366
00:15:26,098 --> 00:15:27,612
Not a rookie.
367
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,905
all: Two, four, six, eight!
368
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,007
Your corn dogs are deep-fried in hate!
369
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:35,185
I know you think Buddy walks on water,
370
00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:38,535
but he has to walk with us, right now.
371
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:40,237
He's here.
372
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:43,198
- Jeffrey, what's up?
- It's good to see you, Buddy.
373
00:15:43,223 --> 00:15:45,676
- We weren't sure you'd make it.
- Oh, come on.
374
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:48,979
Being gay isn't all
rainbows and pecker play.
375
00:15:49,314 --> 00:15:50,347
Gotta do the work.
376
00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:52,670
So let's give this restaurant...
377
00:15:52,695 --> 00:15:53,913
20 minutes of hell.
378
00:15:53,938 --> 00:15:55,571
[all cheering]
379
00:15:57,694 --> 00:15:59,531
- Hi.
- Hi.
380
00:15:59,556 --> 00:16:01,256
So, what do you have for me?
381
00:16:01,281 --> 00:16:03,468
Nothing. I'm sorry.
382
00:16:03,493 --> 00:16:05,470
You wouldn't have called me
if you didn't have something.
383
00:16:05,495 --> 00:16:08,417
Well, um, I thought I
did, but I was wrong.
384
00:16:08,442 --> 00:16:12,680
Dora, withholding information
about a crime is a crime.
385
00:16:12,682 --> 00:16:14,215
Did Pastor Barlow get to you?
386
00:16:14,561 --> 00:16:15,731
- [scoffs]
- You shouldn't be protecting
387
00:16:15,756 --> 00:16:17,288
someone involved in a murder.
388
00:16:17,313 --> 00:16:19,264
You think that Buddy is involved?
389
00:16:19,289 --> 00:16:20,688
Are you crazy?
390
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:23,057
He could never hurt anyone.
391
00:16:23,059 --> 00:16:24,659
You know what?
392
00:16:24,661 --> 00:16:26,294
This conversation is over.
393
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,385
Not until I say it's over.
394
00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:33,200
All right, it's over.
395
00:16:33,202 --> 00:16:35,118
all: Your corn dogs are yummy!
396
00:16:35,143 --> 00:16:37,108
Your owner's a dummy!
397
00:16:37,133 --> 00:16:39,067
Your corn dogs are yummy!
398
00:16:39,092 --> 00:16:40,758
Your owner's a dummy!
399
00:16:41,139 --> 00:16:42,643
Look! They're here.
400
00:16:42,645 --> 00:16:43,878
[indistinct chatter]
401
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:45,107
- A news van?
- Yeah.
402
00:16:45,132 --> 00:16:46,664
We took your advice to go bigger.
403
00:16:46,689 --> 00:16:48,049
You're gonna be on TV.
404
00:16:48,051 --> 00:16:49,692
Buddy: I knew a lot
of people in Portland,
405
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,292
people who thought I was dead
and knew I wasn't a pastor.
406
00:16:52,317 --> 00:16:55,239
Hi, Karyn Lee. You
must be Pastor Barlow.
407
00:16:55,372 --> 00:16:56,590
Thank you so much for doing this.
408
00:16:56,592 --> 00:16:58,272
I knew you'd come through for us.
409
00:16:58,297 --> 00:17:01,398
Rolling in five, four, three...
410
00:17:03,458 --> 00:17:04,858
And we're rolling!
411
00:17:05,523 --> 00:17:08,157
Hi, I'm Karyn Lee, and I'm here with...
412
00:17:08,159 --> 00:17:11,093
Pastor, the camera is over here.
413
00:17:11,694 --> 00:17:14,661
I'm here with Pastor
Jonathan Barlow as he protests
414
00:17:14,686 --> 00:17:18,067
a conservative Christian
restaurant's antigay policies.
415
00:17:18,069 --> 00:17:20,102
Now, Pastor...
416
00:17:20,104 --> 00:17:22,938
[indistinct chatter]
417
00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:24,350
What are you doing?
418
00:17:24,658 --> 00:17:27,683
Uh, that's a... that's a good question.
419
00:17:27,708 --> 00:17:32,158
[chuckles] Uh, but
the better question is,
420
00:17:32,183 --> 00:17:34,204
what is Corn Dog House doing?
421
00:17:34,229 --> 00:17:35,417
[overlapping agreements]
422
00:17:35,419 --> 00:17:39,101
They're not serving food
to gay people like me.
423
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,493
- Yeah.
- But why the bag?
424
00:17:46,443 --> 00:17:48,263
Because it shouldn't matter
425
00:17:48,265 --> 00:17:51,166
what we look like or who we love.
426
00:17:51,716 --> 00:17:55,003
Whether you're black,
white, gay, or straight,
427
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,957
we all deserve delicious
beef franks wrapped
428
00:17:57,982 --> 00:18:00,384
in a sweet corn breading.
429
00:18:00,409 --> 00:18:01,575
- Right.
- Right, guys?
430
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,466
- Right! Yeah!
- Right!
431
00:18:03,468 --> 00:18:04,474
Buddy: Yeah.
432
00:18:04,499 --> 00:18:06,740
And we're not taking these bags off
433
00:18:06,764 --> 00:18:10,732
until Corn Dog House
changes its policies!
434
00:18:10,734 --> 00:18:14,787
America, it's time to stop homophobia!
435
00:18:14,812 --> 00:18:15,904
- Yes!
- Stop it!
436
00:18:15,906 --> 00:18:18,707
Let's bag the hate once and for all!
437
00:18:18,709 --> 00:18:20,709
- Yeah!
- Bag the hate!
438
00:18:20,711 --> 00:18:22,611
all: Bag the hate!
439
00:18:22,613 --> 00:18:24,446
- Bag the hate!
- [triumphant orchestral music]
440
00:18:24,448 --> 00:18:27,649
Bag the hate! Bag the hate!
441
00:18:27,651 --> 00:18:29,885
Bag the hate!
442
00:18:30,096 --> 00:18:32,373
Alexa: Wow, #bagheads is blowing up.
443
00:18:32,398 --> 00:18:34,690
Corn Dog House says they're
reviewing their policies.
444
00:18:34,692 --> 00:18:37,859
[suspenseful music]
445
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:42,216
Whoa! Easy on the corners.
446
00:18:42,241 --> 00:18:43,448
I think someone's following us.
447
00:18:43,473 --> 00:18:44,780
- Who would be following us?
- I don't know.
448
00:18:44,805 --> 00:18:46,237
But I'm gonna lose him.
449
00:18:49,793 --> 00:18:51,660
[siren wails]
450
00:18:51,717 --> 00:18:53,508
God damn it.
451
00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:55,301
We have a murder weapon in the car!
452
00:18:55,326 --> 00:18:57,627
I know we have a murder
weapon in the car!
453
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,274
All right, let me do the talking.
454
00:19:04,857 --> 00:19:06,631
License and registration.
455
00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:08,790
Here you go.
456
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,454
Why were you trying to get
away from me, Mr. Barlow?
457
00:19:13,595 --> 00:19:17,165
Pastor Barlow, and I thought
somebody was following me.
458
00:19:17,568 --> 00:19:19,301
Why would someone be following you?
459
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,403
And what brings you all the
way out here from Ladner?
460
00:19:21,697 --> 00:19:24,393
Oh, we're returning
from a prayer meeting.
461
00:19:25,439 --> 00:19:27,853
- Is that so, ma'am?
- Mm-hmm.
462
00:19:27,878 --> 00:19:30,979
You seem nervous... you got
something to be nervous about?
463
00:19:30,981 --> 00:19:32,748
Like I said, we thought somebody...
464
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:35,450
I was talking to the lady.
465
00:19:35,452 --> 00:19:37,619
Officer, we have something
in the car we shouldn't have.
466
00:19:37,621 --> 00:19:39,521
No, we don't. No, we don't.
467
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:47,239
It's drugs. Marijuana.
468
00:19:47,481 --> 00:19:50,507
You do know marijuana
is legal here in Oregon.
469
00:19:51,163 --> 00:19:52,329
Really?
470
00:19:52,403 --> 00:19:53,276
Oh, my God.
471
00:19:53,301 --> 00:19:54,536
I'm from out of state,
472
00:19:54,538 --> 00:19:56,635
so I thought I was in big trouble.
473
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:57,739
Well, you're not.
474
00:19:57,741 --> 00:19:59,441
Well, maybe not with him,
475
00:19:59,443 --> 00:20:01,610
but we're gonna have
a little chat, missy.
476
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:03,320
Drugs are wack.
477
00:20:04,615 --> 00:20:07,616
[police radio chatter]
478
00:20:07,938 --> 00:20:09,471
You two have a nice night now.
479
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:10,543
- Thank you, Officer.
- You too, Officer.
480
00:20:10,568 --> 00:20:11,500
Thank you.
481
00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:17,159
[jangle pop music]
482
00:20:17,325 --> 00:20:18,892
Yes!
483
00:20:19,055 --> 00:20:20,347
- [gasps]
- That was awesome!
484
00:20:20,371 --> 00:20:21,102
Oh, my...
485
00:20:21,127 --> 00:20:23,008
- You were awesome!
- Oh, my God!
486
00:20:23,033 --> 00:20:25,167
My heart is racing a mile a minute.
487
00:20:25,169 --> 00:20:26,668
Feel! Feel!
488
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:28,503
Oh, sh...
489
00:20:28,505 --> 00:20:31,706
[both laughing]
490
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:34,109
♪ And when love comes calling ♪
491
00:20:34,111 --> 00:20:37,112
♪ You can't just run away ♪
492
00:20:37,114 --> 00:20:39,047
[gasps and moans]
493
00:20:39,868 --> 00:20:44,868
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