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Here we go.
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Whoa-ho-ho!
Whoa-ho-ho!
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Rise and shine, beautiful.
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Here you go, buddy.
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Oh, thank you.
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I still use these.
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What took you so long?
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They forgot
the Mu Shu pork,
and it's your favorite.
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Kids, come on!
Food's ready,
let's go, inside!
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Susan, you hungry?
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- Bruce's book...- Hmm.
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Hedging Your
Bet Against God
By Bruce Brooks.
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That's a great
fucking title.
What's the book about?
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Well, the way I see it,
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was there's a Bible
for the afterlife.
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I wrote the Bible
for the here and now.
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I'm actually not kidding.
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And people can say
all they want about insurance,
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and guys like me,
but you know what?
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At the end of the day,
having good insurance
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is the most important thing
you can do while you're alive.
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Every time you up it,
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you're just hedging your bet against God, am I right?
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What are you doing?
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Come on sit back down, Laney.
Everyone's enjoying the food.
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The ribs are sour.
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How would you know?
You didn't even eat them.
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Laney, come on, sit down.
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Daddy... Where'd you get that dog?
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We rescued him
from the pound.
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Janey,
Bingo was supposed to be
a surprise for mommy.
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Mommy, I think he needs you.
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We talked about this.
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No, you talked about this.
We didn't talk about anything.
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Can you just give it a try?
Can you trust me?
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Fuck you, Bruce.
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Boom! Perfect!
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Mom, can we keep her?
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I don't know, E. It's just one more thing to worry about.
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E.
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E, wake up.
You're having a nightmare.
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What is it baby?
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You have another
bad dream?
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Come here.
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We were walking
down the street
to go see Dad
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and you were listening
to your headphones...
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It's okay,
take a deep breath.
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Tell me.
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I was trying to tell you,
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but you wouldn't
listen to me.
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You couldn't hear me
'cause you were listening
to your headphones.
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And there were
all these cars.
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And then I got trapped,
and I couldn't grab you.
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And then
the car just hit you.
You were dead.
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That will never happen.
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How do you know?
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'Cause I don't
have an iPod.
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Oh, funny, Mom.
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It will never happen
because I would
never let it happen.
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Okay?
Go to sleep, Mommy's here.
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I'll stay with you till
you fall asleep, okay?
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Rise and shine, beautiful.
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Thought I was gonna
have to wake you up.
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No, I don't want to get up.
Come back to bed.
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I wish.
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Hey, Bingo.
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Only school buses
allowed here, Lady.
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Since when?
You must not be
reading your emails.
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Mom!
It's okay, E.
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Um, is Frank here?
Frank always
lets me double park.
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I'm sorry.
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What's it say, Mom?
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It says we have to park.
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Come on, Come on.
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Susan, what is this?
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Oh, it's to check
the parent IDs.
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They sent them in the mail.
Part of that whole
new security thing?
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I don't...
Don't worry.
I'll vouch for you.
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Okay, thank you.
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ID?
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I had a crazy morning.
I forgot it.
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I will bring it tomorrow,
I promise.
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Parent IDs are
mandatory now.
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We mailed them
out last week
and sent an email.
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I'll vouch for her.
Thank you.
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Mom?
It's okay, E.
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I've been walking him
to class for two years,
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surely you can make
an exception for one day.
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If I make an exception
for you, Mrs. Brooks.
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Then I'm gonna have to
make one for everyone.
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Is that how we want
to teach our children?
I wouldn't think so.
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At this point
in the year,
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Eli is familiar
enough to get to
his own classroom.
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He'll be fine.
I'll take Janey?
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Okay.
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I'm okay, Mom.
Are you sure?
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Wait, Janey,
give me a kiss!
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Bye, baby.
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Ooh.
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I'll see you later!
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...teach my kids,
you fucking bitch.
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"Is that how you want
to raise your kids?"
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Yeah, that's how I
want to raise my kids.
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Thanks for the help,
you fucking condescending...
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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I'm gonna take a shower.
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Mmm-mmm.
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Mmm-mmm.
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It's early,
stay with me.
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No, I've got
to pick up the kids.
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Nah!
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Oh, God. I love you.
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No, you don't.
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What?
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Why do you say that?
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Because you're married.
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And because
no man can love a girl
whose ass he just fucked.
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Jesus, Laney.
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You're crazy,
you know that?
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I told you
I'd leave Sue soon.
I love you.
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That's what's so funny.
You could love me, fine.
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I could love you.
It doesn't matter.
It means nothing.
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Fuck. Fuck!
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You can't park here, ma'am.
We've been all through this,
haven't we?
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I was hoping you
wouldn't remember.
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No, I remember.
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Hey, Laney!
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Oh.
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00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,054
Hey! Is everything okay?
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Did Henry have a bad day?
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00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,824
No, I can't find Donny.
His cell phone has been
off all day.
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He hasn't been to the office.
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I'm sure he's in
a meeting or something.
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Lady,
you gotta move it!
I'm moving!
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Look, I'm sure,
I'm sure Donny is fine.
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All right, thank you.
I'll call you later.
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Okay, thanks.
Okay.
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Oh! Those are my kids!
Those are my kids!
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Hurry, kids.
Kids, get in the car!
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How was your day?
Good! How was yours?
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It was good.
How about you, E?
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00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:03,421
E, how was your day?
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00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,956
It was fine.
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Mommy, your phone!
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00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:10,762
I know, Sweetie.
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Did you miss me?
Yes.
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00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,377
Did you cry?
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How much do you
love me?
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Oh, good! Oh, good,
oh, good, oh, good.
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Promise you'll never leave me.
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Mommy, stop!
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- I'm teasing, muffin!
- I'm just teasing.
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Why aren't you eating?
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Not hungry.
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You need to eat more food.
Real food. Not lollipops.
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Jesus, what are you,
the food police?
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All that sugar
isn't good for you.
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Empty calories, right guys?
Not...
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Energy food.
That's right!
Energy food.
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And I know, if you
eat too much sugar,
you can, um...
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You can be very
tired and it can...
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It can wear down
your body.
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That's right.
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And you'll lose
some of your energy.
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Mmm!
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Did you that the pilgrims
actually stole America from
the Native Americans?
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They had the Native Americans
teach them how to grow corn
and stuff.
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And then they
stole their land.
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Is that, right?
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Yeah, so we gave them casinos.
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Mrs. Zeldis told you this?
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00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:03,508
No, John Frye did.
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His mom told him.
She also said
Thanksgiving is a lie.
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John Frye's mother
is a pig.
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Lane.
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All right.
You kids want to
play basketball?
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Really?
Yeah!
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As long as you promise
to take it easy on me.
Let's go.
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Okay!
All right.
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That's good.
Yes!
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Yeah!
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That was high.
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Eli, soap.
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I already did.
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Oh, you did?
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00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,986
Did you practice
piano today?
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E, you've got a piano
recital coming up.
Did you practice?
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Yeah.
How much?
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You done? All set?
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Mmm-hmm.
Great.
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Whoa-oh!
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Mom?
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I can't breathe.
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E, put on your T-shirt.
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Ooh, dry your balls.
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Mom!
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You'll get a rash.
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What's up?
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I'm just thinking.
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00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,741
About?
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Your balls.
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What?
Your balls!
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Like do you worry
about drying them?
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00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,081
Do I worry?
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00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,219
Like when you
were a little boy,
did your mother
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teach you how to
dry your balls,
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00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,688
or you just
knew instinctively?
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00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,290
Like should I be
teaching Eli?
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00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:08,459
Honey, you dry them
like any other
part of your body.
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00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:11,396
Oh.
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But if you don't dry it,
could you get a rash?
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I guess you could,
but whatever you don't get
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will just dry in
your underwear.
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00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,105
What's going on, Laney?
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Oh, your underwear!
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Of course,
I don't know why I
didn't think of that.
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You know,
all this talk
about balls...
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You're so beautiful.
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I feel like my dad
dried and powdered.
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Christ, Laney,
can we change the subject?
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We got to get rid of Bingo.
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I'm serious.
We can't keep him.
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00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:34,846
It's just a dog, Laney.
All kids get a dog.
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Why does it have to
be such a big deal?
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Why does everything
have to be such a big deal?
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Because dogs get
old and die!
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I mean, what does
a dog live? Ten years?
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Yes. Ten enjoyable years
our kids can have a dog.
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Only you could manage
to turn getting a dog into
a fucking negative.
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I'm trying to spare
them a negative!
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This dog is going to die,
and our kids
will be heartbroken.
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Yeah, but that's life, Lane.
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That's how it works.
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Dogs die. Bingo will die too.
The kids can handle it.
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I can't handle it.
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00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,751
Well, then why bother
loving anything, hmm?
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I mean,
why bother loving me?
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00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:23,895
Yeah, yeah. I don't
see why anybody bothers
loving anything.
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00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:25,530
Oh, come on, Lane.
You don't mean that.
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00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,931
I do mean that.
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00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:30,935
So what do you suggest?
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Don't fall in love.
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Don't...
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Don't get married.
Don't have kids.
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Don't act like
everything's gonna be okay,
when nothing's gonna be okay.
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00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:53,791
Well, thankfully
most of us like to keep
fooling ourselves.
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00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:58,262
You okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
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00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:00,898
Why wouldn't I be okay?
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00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,401
I don't know.
I just worry
about you, that's all.
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I got to go
check on the kids.
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00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:50,448
Hello?
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00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,251
Hi,is this Diane?
Yes.
253
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:57,321
I'm so sorry to call so late.
This is Laney Brooks,
I'm Eli's mom.
254
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:05,263
Fine. Actually,
I'm not, that's funny,
I'm not fine. I...
255
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,999
Eli came home
from school today with
a bunch of stories
256
00:21:08,001 --> 00:21:10,868
about how the Pilgrims
were thieves,
257
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:15,673
and Thanksgiving
is a lie, and I...
258
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,843
Well, that's fine, I...
Well, you...
259
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:23,347
Yes, you can teach your
kids anything you want,
I just would.
260
00:21:23,349 --> 00:21:28,819
I'm trying to teach
my son, uh, to have gratitude
and Thanksgiving...
261
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:36,327
Okay, now, I didn't call
to get into a debate
with you, Diane, I just...
262
00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:38,629
Mmm-hmm.
263
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:42,066
That's fine.
Yeah, no, no, no.
264
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,035
How about this,
why don't you
go fuck yourself?
265
00:21:44,037 --> 00:21:45,636
And you can tell
your little brat
266
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,004
to stay the fuck
away from my kid.
267
00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:23,847
Help.
268
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:35,125
Bruce.
269
00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:40,230
Laney?
270
00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:42,132
Are you okay?
271
00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:44,001
Honey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
272
00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:46,136
Oh, Jesus, Laney.
273
00:26:46,138 --> 00:26:47,905
What did you do?
What did you do?
274
00:27:23,108 --> 00:27:25,709
I don't think
I can do this.
275
00:27:25,711 --> 00:27:28,245
It's just a month, Laney.
You'll be home
before you know it.
276
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:32,683
You must be Laney.
277
00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:36,387
Okay. You can keep these.
278
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:39,990
And you can keep that.
279
00:27:43,795 --> 00:27:45,229
And I need your
bra too, honey.
280
00:27:47,699 --> 00:27:49,033
Jesus.
281
00:27:49,035 --> 00:27:50,401
I suggest you try
and get some sleep.
282
00:27:50,403 --> 00:27:52,302
Drink as much
water as you can.
283
00:27:52,304 --> 00:27:53,837
We'll check on you
through the night
284
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:55,973
just to make sure
everything's okay.
285
00:27:55,975 --> 00:27:57,107
Questions?
286
00:27:57,109 --> 00:27:59,777
I need to call my husband.
287
00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:01,211
We'll give him
regular updates.
288
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:07,017
Everybody's anxious
their first time, honey.
289
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:10,254
You're gonna do great.
I'll check on you later.
290
00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:27,171
When did you start hating me, Lane?
291
00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:29,239
I don't hate you, Bruce.
292
00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:31,075
Then why did you
stop taking your meds?
293
00:28:33,178 --> 00:28:34,478
They were making me fat.
294
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,180
That's bullshit. It's true.
295
00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:38,248
So, what,
you'd rather be insane?
296
00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:44,722
You promised me you'd take your medication.
297
00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:46,890
If not for me,
then for the kids.
298
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:47,958
They're gonna
start to notice.
299
00:28:53,965 --> 00:28:57,267
I need to call my husband.
There's been a mistake.
300
00:28:57,269 --> 00:29:00,170
It's honestly just
not the place for me.
301
00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:02,272
Your doctor
will help you with that
when you see him, honey.
302
00:29:02,274 --> 00:29:03,974
Okay, well then
I'd like to see
the doctor now.
303
00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:05,242
You know,
the first 48 hours
are the worst.
304
00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:06,744
Well, is this
a fucking hospital?
305
00:29:06,746 --> 00:29:08,045
'Cause I'd like to
see the doctor now.
306
00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:10,047
This is a fucking
hospital right?
307
00:29:10,049 --> 00:29:12,049
Relax, relax.
You need to get some rest.
This is the worst...
308
00:29:12,051 --> 00:29:13,951
Don't fucking touch me!
You're gonna feel
better soon.
309
00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:24,094
I just want you to be happy, Laney, like you used to be.
310
00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:30,000
Don't you want to be happy?
311
00:29:34,539 --> 00:29:36,907
Okay,
your blood work shows
312
00:29:38,309 --> 00:29:42,513
cocaine, amphetamines,
Ambien and marijuana,
313
00:29:42,515 --> 00:29:45,849
but there's no
trace of lithium.
314
00:29:45,851 --> 00:29:48,118
Do you want to tell me
why you stopped
taking the lithium?
315
00:29:57,562 --> 00:29:59,863
Nurse Pauline says that
you're desperate to go home,
316
00:29:59,865 --> 00:30:02,266
and that you feel
you don't belong here.
317
00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:03,534
I don't.
318
00:30:05,436 --> 00:30:08,338
Well then,
why are you staying?
319
00:30:11,976 --> 00:30:13,410
Call someone and go.
You're an adult.
320
00:30:16,047 --> 00:30:17,347
Why not?
321
00:30:17,349 --> 00:30:20,217
Because I have a family.
So?
322
00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:22,519
So, I can't just go home
323
00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:26,423
and do this again.
324
00:30:32,297 --> 00:30:34,464
So, uh, where would
you like to start?
325
00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:37,568
Really?
326
00:30:37,570 --> 00:30:39,503
Really.
327
00:30:42,941 --> 00:30:44,141
What's more
interesting for you,
328
00:30:44,143 --> 00:30:47,344
the daddy issues
or the drugs?
329
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:49,613
Well, uh, I'd like to start
with the daddy issues
330
00:30:49,615 --> 00:30:53,016
because it's a very organic
segue into the drugs.
331
00:30:56,487 --> 00:31:01,091
Well, mine's boring.
My dad left when I was nine.
332
00:31:01,093 --> 00:31:03,060
That's the whole story.
333
00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:05,929
He kissed me goodnight,
and that's
the last time I saw him.
334
00:31:06,931 --> 00:31:09,266
So, drugs?
335
00:31:09,268 --> 00:31:11,635
Yeah, we'll get to that.
336
00:31:11,637 --> 00:31:14,571
Can you tell me
why you haven't
spoken again?
337
00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:16,974
Um, he didn't call me.
338
00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:19,009
Why didn't you call him?
339
00:31:19,011 --> 00:31:22,145
Because I didn't
know where he lived.
340
00:31:23,147 --> 00:31:24,214
Ah.
341
00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:33,123
He's upstate.
My brother told me.
342
00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:35,225
So, your brother
talks to him?
He does.
343
00:31:36,327 --> 00:31:40,030
Or he did. I don't know.
344
00:31:40,032 --> 00:31:43,367
We um, we don't talk about
Dad anymore because, um,
345
00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:45,435
it always ends up
in a fight.
346
00:31:49,173 --> 00:31:52,910
When he left my mother,
she was devastated.
347
00:31:52,912 --> 00:31:57,114
So, I... I held onto that.
348
00:31:57,116 --> 00:32:00,450
And he
349
00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:03,186
didn't, I guess.
350
00:32:03,188 --> 00:32:05,088
Did she remarry?
Mmm-hmm.
351
00:32:05,090 --> 00:32:08,959
Yeah, a few years later.
352
00:32:08,961 --> 00:32:10,961
Why didn't you
call him then?
353
00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:14,665
Why don't you ask him
why he didn't call me?
354
00:32:14,667 --> 00:32:16,133
Why do you think
he didn't call you?
355
00:32:30,982 --> 00:32:32,983
Can we talk about
the drugs now?
356
00:32:43,728 --> 00:32:45,162
Hello? Hi!
357
00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:47,197
Hey, how's it going?
358
00:32:47,199 --> 00:32:50,534
Good! It's going...
It's going well.
359
00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:52,436
How are you?
Good.
360
00:32:52,438 --> 00:32:55,439
The kids are wiped out. Getting ready for bed.
361
00:32:55,441 --> 00:32:56,740
It was a big day ice skating.
362
00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:58,742
You went ice skating,
without me?
363
00:32:58,744 --> 00:33:00,077
Laney, I...
364
00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,546
I just... It's just...
365
00:33:02,548 --> 00:33:06,149
We always
go together, I mean,
it's kind of our thing.
366
00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,452
Yeah, I know, Laney. But you're not here.
367
00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:10,654
Would you rather I didn't take them?
368
00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:12,589
No.
369
00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:14,424
No, I just...
I should've been there.
370
00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:16,326
I know, and you'll take them next year.
371
00:33:19,364 --> 00:33:21,999
Just focus on getting better, the kids need you. I need you.
372
00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:26,303
I'm sorry. I got to go.
373
00:33:26,305 --> 00:33:27,738
Can I say
good night to the kids?
374
00:33:27,740 --> 00:33:30,741
I don't want to upset them before bed.
375
00:33:30,743 --> 00:33:32,442
We'll see you at the family visit.
376
00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:34,344
I'm sorry, Laney, I...
377
00:33:34,346 --> 00:33:37,214
I have to go. I love you. We all love you.
378
00:33:37,216 --> 00:33:38,215
We miss you here.
379
00:33:38,217 --> 00:33:39,750
I love you too.
380
00:33:58,436 --> 00:34:01,338
You look good.
381
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:02,339
Feeling better?
382
00:34:02,341 --> 00:34:04,374
I am.
383
00:34:06,244 --> 00:34:08,211
You seem like
you're making progress.
384
00:34:09,347 --> 00:34:11,581
Yeah.
385
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:14,317
Why don't you say
what you're really
thinking, Bruce?
386
00:34:14,319 --> 00:34:16,353
What?
I don't understand
why you're so angry.
387
00:34:16,355 --> 00:34:19,756
I'm not...
388
00:34:19,758 --> 00:34:25,195
What?
I'm not angry!
I'm not angry. I'm scared.
389
00:34:25,197 --> 00:34:29,566
What are you scared of?
Everything!
390
00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:32,803
I know you think
that if I take
my medication every day,
391
00:34:32,805 --> 00:34:34,371
that everything
will go back to normal.
392
00:34:34,373 --> 00:34:37,441
But it's bigger than that.
393
00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:46,483
What is Eli doing
with his eyes?
394
00:34:46,485 --> 00:34:47,851
Have you noticed that?
395
00:34:47,853 --> 00:34:49,152
No.
396
00:34:52,657 --> 00:34:54,791
Is he doing that at school?
397
00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:56,593
I don't know.
No one's called me about it.
398
00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:59,329
You can't wait for someone to
call you about it!
399
00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:02,132
You have to call them. Kids
could be making fun of him.
400
00:35:02,134 --> 00:35:05,202
You've got to call
the teacher on Monday.
First thing. You've got to...
401
00:35:05,204 --> 00:35:06,603
Promise me you'll call
the teacher on Monday.
402
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:10,240
I promise, Laney.
I'll make sure he's okay.
403
00:35:11,242 --> 00:35:12,342
Don't worry about it.
404
00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:21,518
I need to tell you
some things.
405
00:35:23,488 --> 00:35:26,723
Some
406
00:35:26,725 --> 00:35:29,759
really fucked up things I did
when I wasn't thinking clearly
407
00:35:29,761 --> 00:35:32,362
and I want you
to know them.
408
00:35:32,364 --> 00:35:33,597
So we can start fresh.
409
00:35:33,599 --> 00:35:35,332
I don't want
to do this now, Laney.
410
00:35:35,334 --> 00:35:38,168
It's important for me,
that I, that I... I need to...
411
00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:39,703
Come on kids. That's enough.
Let's go. Sit down.
412
00:35:43,674 --> 00:35:45,742
How many cupcakes
did you eat?
One.
413
00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:47,410
One? Liar.
414
00:35:48,412 --> 00:35:49,479
She ate two.
415
00:35:55,586 --> 00:35:57,420
Okay.
Bye, Mommy!
416
00:35:57,422 --> 00:36:01,892
Bye, baby!
Oh, it's so good
to see you!
417
00:36:01,894 --> 00:36:03,860
It's so good
to see you.
418
00:36:07,465 --> 00:36:09,733
I brought you something.
You did?
419
00:36:13,671 --> 00:36:14,704
I made this for you.
420
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:17,908
Dream catcher!
421
00:36:17,910 --> 00:36:20,343
No more bad dreams.
422
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:23,947
Thank you. E, thank you.
I love it. I love it.
It's beautiful.
423
00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:51,575
Neither of them will ever know how hard
424
00:36:51,577 --> 00:36:53,877
I tried to not
hurt them.
425
00:36:57,648 --> 00:36:59,516
Am I gonna
fuck this up?
426
00:36:59,518 --> 00:37:01,751
I don't want to fuck this up.
I don't want to fuck this up.
427
00:37:01,753 --> 00:37:03,954
Well, you're gonna
fuck up sometimes.
428
00:37:03,956 --> 00:37:06,289
You're gonna say things
that you regret,
429
00:37:06,291 --> 00:37:08,291
you're gonna do things
that you're not proud of,
430
00:37:08,293 --> 00:37:11,294
and then you're
gonna remember that
you're a human being.
431
00:37:11,296 --> 00:37:13,430
We all have
our moments.
432
00:37:13,432 --> 00:37:15,799
But when you came here,
you made a conscious decision.
433
00:37:17,301 --> 00:37:18,768
And that was to live.
434
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:28,778
Nobody tells you that it's terrifying,
435
00:37:28,780 --> 00:37:30,380
you know, to love something so much.
436
00:37:31,382 --> 00:37:33,283
Well, yeah.
437
00:37:33,285 --> 00:37:35,485
You're going to have
to find a way to face
your terror.
438
00:37:35,487 --> 00:37:38,922
And, uh, you're going
to have to decide
what it is you want.
439
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,258
Right.
440
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,327
What do you want?
441
00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:53,670
I've made really shitty decisions my whole life.
442
00:37:53,672 --> 00:37:56,339
And I just...
443
00:37:56,341 --> 00:37:59,309
I need to remember how to be a good wife,
444
00:37:59,311 --> 00:38:03,380
and a good mother, and a real person.
445
00:38:03,382 --> 00:38:05,515
I want to smile like
I did the first time
446
00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:07,951
I saw Janey
walk across a room.
447
00:38:10,354 --> 00:38:13,957
I'd love to smile like
that again. You know?
448
00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:24,301
It might not
happen right away.
449
00:38:24,303 --> 00:38:25,435
You might have
to wait for a bit.
450
00:38:28,606 --> 00:38:32,676
Look, everything beautiful,
every moment of beauty,
451
00:38:32,678 --> 00:38:35,345
it goes away. Fades.
452
00:38:35,347 --> 00:38:38,715
But then
there's another one,
453
00:38:38,717 --> 00:38:40,417
and another one,
and another one.
454
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:45,021
And you just have to
be alive to see it.
455
00:38:50,061 --> 00:38:53,596
Keep taking your meds.
456
00:38:53,598 --> 00:38:55,365
Have faith in yourself.
457
00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:30,900
Eli, you want to
help us ice the cake?
458
00:39:32,636 --> 00:39:34,637
No, thanks.
459
00:39:34,639 --> 00:39:36,906
It's not
the way I pictured it.
460
00:39:36,908 --> 00:39:39,409
It's not perfect.
461
00:39:39,411 --> 00:39:42,812
What? It is perfect.
What are you talking about?
462
00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:46,149
I don't know
why you're crying.
This cake is beautiful.
463
00:39:46,151 --> 00:39:47,417
Isn't it, E?
464
00:39:47,419 --> 00:39:48,418
I like it.
465
00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:49,786
See?
466
00:39:49,788 --> 00:39:52,956
All right, basement's dry.
What's going on?
467
00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:55,024
She doesn't
like her cake.
468
00:39:55,026 --> 00:39:56,626
What? Janey,
that's a great cake!
469
00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:58,428
That's the best cake
I've ever seen.
470
00:39:58,430 --> 00:40:00,463
Really?
Really.
471
00:40:00,465 --> 00:40:01,998
Hey, can I smell it?
472
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,032
Does it smell as
good as it looks?
473
00:40:03,034 --> 00:40:05,034
Okay.
474
00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:06,803
Mmm
475
00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:08,838
Daddy!
Yeah, that smells good.
476
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:09,939
Your nose!
What?
477
00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:11,641
Your nose!
What?
478
00:40:11,643 --> 00:40:13,143
What's wrong
with my nose?
479
00:40:13,145 --> 00:40:14,778
You have something
on your nose.
What?
480
00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:16,880
I don't see anything.
Your nose!
481
00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:17,914
Right there.
What?
482
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:21,050
I want to smell it!
Okay!
483
00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:23,787
Oh, my gosh!
You got
a little something.
484
00:40:23,789 --> 00:40:25,688
What?
Just a little...
485
00:40:25,690 --> 00:40:26,990
Smell it, Mommy!
I'm want to smell it.
Can I smell it?
486
00:40:28,192 --> 00:40:30,627
Oh, my gosh!
487
00:40:30,629 --> 00:40:32,996
That's the best smelling cake
I've ever smelled.
488
00:40:34,799 --> 00:40:35,932
Come on, E.
You want to smell it?
489
00:40:38,969 --> 00:40:40,970
- What?
- Mommy!
490
00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:42,972
- Oh, it's all right, muffin.
- It's just the electricity.
491
00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:44,474
It'll come back
in a few minutes.
492
00:40:47,578 --> 00:40:49,512
Janey, look at this.
493
00:40:49,514 --> 00:40:53,049
This one is
just for you.
494
00:41:57,147 --> 00:42:00,083
Are you kidding me?
You can do better than that.
495
00:42:00,085 --> 00:42:02,585
What concerns me are the rituals.
496
00:42:02,587 --> 00:42:06,155
The eye blinking,
the constant
pencil sharpening.
497
00:42:06,157 --> 00:42:07,957
Recently, he started
a pattern with
tapping his feet.
498
00:42:09,026 --> 00:42:11,728
These behaviors
suggest anxiety.
499
00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:14,097
The rituals
are a way for Eli
to stay in control.
500
00:42:15,566 --> 00:42:17,300
It's not unusual,
501
00:42:17,302 --> 00:42:18,868
but the rituals
can become a problem
502
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:20,203
when they get in
the way of functioning.
503
00:42:20,205 --> 00:42:22,105
When they become
all consuming.
504
00:42:23,107 --> 00:42:24,841
So, what do we do?
505
00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:27,577
In my opinion, Eli
needs to see a specialist.
506
00:42:27,579 --> 00:42:29,846
Perhaps start with
cognitive behavioral
therapy.
507
00:42:29,848 --> 00:42:31,147
Or, perhaps, he can even
benefit from medication.
508
00:42:32,149 --> 00:42:34,918
Medication?
509
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,320
It's my fault.
He's got my genes.
510
00:42:37,322 --> 00:42:38,321
Stop it.
511
00:42:51,302 --> 00:42:53,836
Did you
go to rehab because
you're a drug addict?
512
00:42:57,207 --> 00:43:00,777
No. Why...
Why would you
think that?
513
00:43:00,779 --> 00:43:02,912
John Frye said
you're a drug addict?
514
00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:04,714
Mommy, drugs are bad.
515
00:43:04,716 --> 00:43:06,649
That's not why
she was there, E.
516
00:43:06,651 --> 00:43:08,985
John Frye is just
trying to get your goat.
517
00:43:09,987 --> 00:43:13,056
Eli doesn't have a goat.
518
00:43:13,058 --> 00:43:15,224
Then why were you there?
519
00:43:19,997 --> 00:43:23,099
I was having some
problems in my mind.
520
00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:29,372
And they were
making me do things
I shouldn't have done.
521
00:43:31,742 --> 00:43:34,177
Then why did you do them?
522
00:43:34,179 --> 00:43:36,179
Well, it's complicated.
But, um,
523
00:43:37,181 --> 00:43:38,881
but I saw a doctor
524
00:43:38,883 --> 00:43:42,218
who was really,
really smart.
525
00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:45,688
And he helped me sort
through my problems.
526
00:43:49,059 --> 00:43:50,860
And now I'm better.
527
00:43:54,331 --> 00:43:58,768
Did Mr. Odesky tell you
to send me to rehab too?
528
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:03,306
No. No, no, no.
529
00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:27,930
Mom, look at this one.
It's so cool.
530
00:44:27,932 --> 00:44:29,899
Really cool.
531
00:44:29,901 --> 00:44:33,002
Eli!
Hey, Henry!
532
00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:35,772
Hey, look who it is.
Hey.
533
00:44:36,774 --> 00:44:39,242
Hi, Donny. Hi, Henry.
534
00:44:39,244 --> 00:44:42,679
Hey, it's good
to see you back.
535
00:44:42,681 --> 00:44:45,048
Oh, it's good to be...
It's good to be back.
536
00:44:45,050 --> 00:44:47,050
Which one
are you getting?
537
00:44:47,052 --> 00:44:48,885
I have to see
what I can afford.
538
00:44:48,887 --> 00:44:50,953
I'd get a superhero
if I were you, Eli.
539
00:44:50,955 --> 00:44:53,389
Now,
I don't know about you guys,
540
00:44:53,391 --> 00:44:55,358
but I have always wanted
to be the kind of superhero
541
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,694
that swoops into
the burning building
542
00:44:57,696 --> 00:45:01,064
and then rescues the woman
and flies her off to safety.
543
00:45:01,066 --> 00:45:03,232
Well,
you can't be Batman
'cause he doesn't fly.
544
00:45:03,234 --> 00:45:05,068
Right.
545
00:45:05,070 --> 00:45:07,470
And Spider-Man
doesn't really fly.
He swings.
546
00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:10,206
Well, what do you guys
think about Superman?
547
00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:11,874
What do you think, Laney?
I think I could
be a good Superman.
548
00:45:13,310 --> 00:45:16,713
I think you're
already a superhero, Donny.
549
00:45:16,715 --> 00:45:20,316
Laney!
It's so good to see you.
I've missed you.
550
00:45:20,318 --> 00:45:22,351
I...
551
00:45:22,353 --> 00:45:26,255
I didn't know that
you were pregnant.
552
00:45:26,257 --> 00:45:28,291
You're glowing!
553
00:45:28,293 --> 00:45:30,026
Oh, bullshit.
I look like shit.
I feel like shit.
554
00:45:30,028 --> 00:45:32,361
But I'm almost
halfway through,
thankfully.
555
00:45:32,363 --> 00:45:35,264
Oh, my gosh!
Congratulations!
556
00:45:35,266 --> 00:45:38,134
Thanks.
Hey, did you get my message
about my birthday party?
557
00:45:38,136 --> 00:45:40,236
I did. I'm sorry, I did.
558
00:45:40,238 --> 00:45:43,406
It's fine, I just want
to make sure you know,
no pressure, really.
559
00:45:43,408 --> 00:45:45,742
I totally understand
if you'd rather skip it.
560
00:45:45,744 --> 00:45:47,810
We're gonna be there.
We're planning on it.
Okay.
561
00:45:47,812 --> 00:45:49,445
Can I get
this one, Mom?
Yes.
562
00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:52,181
Oh, hey,
good choice, my man.
563
00:45:52,183 --> 00:45:55,752
Um, we've got to go.
So, we'll see you
next weekend!
564
00:45:55,754 --> 00:45:57,220
Yeah!
We'll see you soon.
Bye, Henry.
565
00:46:25,415 --> 00:46:27,083
Oh, my big girl.
566
00:46:35,526 --> 00:46:37,460
I have a wish.
567
00:46:37,462 --> 00:46:39,095
You do?
What's your wish, baby?
568
00:46:39,097 --> 00:46:41,264
I can't tell you.
569
00:46:41,266 --> 00:46:42,465
Why can't
you tell me?
570
00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:44,467
Because it won't come true.
571
00:46:45,569 --> 00:46:47,503
Who told you that?
572
00:46:47,505 --> 00:46:49,505
I don't remember.
573
00:46:49,507 --> 00:46:53,042
Well, whoever told you
doesn't know about
the "mommy clause."
574
00:46:53,044 --> 00:46:55,945
You can always
tell Mommy your wish.
575
00:46:57,414 --> 00:46:59,849
I wish you'll love me forever.
576
00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:03,419
You don't have to
worry about that, baby.
577
00:47:03,421 --> 00:47:05,421
I will always love you.
578
00:47:05,423 --> 00:47:07,356
Forever?
Forever!
579
00:47:18,569 --> 00:47:20,136
I don't know,
I always heard
580
00:47:20,138 --> 00:47:22,138
you're not supposed
to have too much time.
581
00:47:22,140 --> 00:47:23,272
Listen, I cover
all that in the book.
582
00:47:23,274 --> 00:47:25,341
But, to answer
your question,
583
00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:28,511
there really is
no such thing as having
too much life insurance.
584
00:47:28,513 --> 00:47:30,847
Especially, if you're
planning on having
more kids.
585
00:47:30,849 --> 00:47:33,182
No offense, David,
you look like you
are in great shape.
586
00:47:33,184 --> 00:47:35,251
Seriously.
587
00:47:35,253 --> 00:47:38,154
But, I'm guessing
Katrina here is going
to outlive you.
588
00:47:38,156 --> 00:47:39,522
Yeah. That's the plan
589
00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:41,123
I mean, I plucked her
out of high school.
590
00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:42,892
Stop, I was almost
out of college.
591
00:47:42,894 --> 00:47:44,327
Yeah, the book covers
a lot of unique scenarios.
592
00:47:44,329 --> 00:47:46,195
I see it like this, Dave.
593
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:48,531
There's a Bible
for the afterlife,
594
00:47:48,533 --> 00:47:49,565
I wrote the Bible
for the here and now.
595
00:47:50,601 --> 00:47:52,969
Yeah. It sounds brilliant.
596
00:47:52,971 --> 00:47:56,439
I mean, especially,
that notion of, uh,
hedging your bet against God.
597
00:47:56,441 --> 00:47:59,041
Sure it'll be
a bestseller.
598
00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:01,377
You know, I have always
dreamed of writing a book.
599
00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:02,945
But, how did
you do it, Bruce?
600
00:48:02,947 --> 00:48:04,447
I mean,
did you just sit down
601
00:48:04,449 --> 00:48:06,482
and type everything
you were thinking
into a computer?
602
00:48:06,484 --> 00:48:08,951
Or did you pay
someone to help you?
603
00:48:08,953 --> 00:48:11,420
It's sentence by sentence.
Anyone can do it.
604
00:48:11,422 --> 00:48:13,356
Listen, you call me
any time,
605
00:48:13,358 --> 00:48:15,524
and I would be
happy to help you.
606
00:48:15,526 --> 00:48:16,926
Thank you.
607
00:48:18,295 --> 00:48:21,197
What do you want to
write a book about?
608
00:48:21,199 --> 00:48:24,200
You know, like,
maybe a children's book?
609
00:48:25,202 --> 00:48:26,903
I'm not sure yet.
610
00:48:26,905 --> 00:48:28,571
I'm thinking
about writing a book.
611
00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:30,006
Really? On what?
612
00:48:31,208 --> 00:48:33,242
Prostitution.
613
00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:34,510
Prostitution?
Come on, honey.
614
00:48:34,512 --> 00:48:36,012
You don't know anything
about prostitution.
615
00:48:36,014 --> 00:48:38,114
It's the ultimate hypocrisy.
616
00:48:38,116 --> 00:48:40,049
It's illegal to sell
your body, right?
617
00:48:40,051 --> 00:48:42,451
But if you're rich enough,
it's perfectly acceptable.
618
00:48:42,453 --> 00:48:44,353
They just call it
being a wife.
619
00:48:50,194 --> 00:48:53,429
Sorry.
620
00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:56,632
Uh, I would like
to make a toast, uh,
to my beautiful wife.
621
00:48:59,269 --> 00:49:01,070
Thank you.
622
00:49:01,072 --> 00:49:03,940
Thank you for putting up
with the restaurant hours,
623
00:49:03,942 --> 00:49:05,474
and thank you for
putting up with me.
624
00:49:05,476 --> 00:49:07,176
Suz, I just want you to know,
625
00:49:07,178 --> 00:49:11,213
that, uh, every morning
when I drive away to work,
626
00:49:11,215 --> 00:49:14,650
and I see you
standing there waving,
with Henry by your side,
627
00:49:14,652 --> 00:49:16,085
the only thing
I'm thinking about
628
00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:18,254
is how fast I can
get back to you.
629
00:49:18,256 --> 00:49:19,255
Happy birthday, honey.
630
00:49:32,402 --> 00:49:34,603
Hey.
Hey.
631
00:49:36,340 --> 00:49:39,442
God, you look amazing.
632
00:49:39,444 --> 00:49:40,977
Do I?
Like a million bucks.
633
00:49:42,446 --> 00:49:43,646
Thank you.
634
00:49:47,351 --> 00:49:50,152
I wanted to...
I was gonna call.
635
00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:52,054
But I figured
I had done enough,
636
00:49:52,056 --> 00:49:53,389
that I had done
enough damage.
637
00:49:53,391 --> 00:49:56,025
No, you...
It's not your fault.
638
00:49:56,027 --> 00:49:58,160
You could have
been any man.
639
00:49:58,162 --> 00:50:00,763
Wow, really.
That came out wrong.
640
00:50:00,765 --> 00:50:02,598
I just meant
it's not your fault,
641
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:04,100
you didn't
drive me to rehab.
642
00:50:10,574 --> 00:50:12,208
I am here for you.
643
00:50:13,610 --> 00:50:16,145
If you need anything,
you just call me, okay?
644
00:50:16,147 --> 00:50:18,114
Thanks.
Thank you, Donny.
Yeah.
645
00:50:23,553 --> 00:50:25,521
Not at home.
646
00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:27,556
You can call
the restaurant.
647
00:50:27,558 --> 00:50:29,425
If you need anything,
you talk to Jeanine, okay?
648
00:50:29,427 --> 00:50:30,593
I mean, anything at all.
649
00:50:32,295 --> 00:50:33,696
Thank you.
650
00:50:45,108 --> 00:50:46,375
When are you
gonna talk to me?
651
00:50:49,312 --> 00:50:50,513
Why would you do that?
652
00:50:51,515 --> 00:50:53,416
Babbling about prostitution?
653
00:50:53,418 --> 00:50:55,384
I was this close to signing
David Blackman as a client.
654
00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:57,787
I know.
Do you?
655
00:50:57,789 --> 00:51:00,256
Do you have
any idea how hard I work
to keep this all going?
656
00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:01,791
'Cause you act like
it's some big joke.
657
00:51:01,793 --> 00:51:03,626
Like what I do for a living
is somehow beneath you.
658
00:51:06,430 --> 00:51:07,696
We used to be
in this together.
Remember?
659
00:51:07,698 --> 00:51:09,298
We used to be
on the same team.
660
00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:12,768
I'm sorry.
I said I was sorry.
I am, I mean it.
661
00:51:14,604 --> 00:51:16,672
I know how hard
you work. And I...
662
00:51:16,674 --> 00:51:19,542
I don't know
what I was thinking.
663
00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:24,313
Come here.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
664
00:51:26,216 --> 00:51:29,752
She was just,
she was such a...
Prostitute?
665
00:51:31,155 --> 00:51:32,154
Yes!
666
00:51:45,869 --> 00:51:47,736
Why don't you come to
the conference
with me this weekend?
667
00:51:49,673 --> 00:51:52,274
What if we run
into my dad?
668
00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:54,243
We don't ever have
to leave the hotel.
669
00:51:56,346 --> 00:51:58,414
I don't know,
you know how
those things are.
670
00:51:58,416 --> 00:52:00,583
It's just people
being shitfaced
671
00:52:00,585 --> 00:52:02,751
for three straight days,
and I don't...
672
00:52:02,753 --> 00:52:06,889
Not for us.
Nothing stronger than
water for me, either.
673
00:52:06,891 --> 00:52:11,660
Come on, we can lay in bed.
You could get a massage.
674
00:52:11,662 --> 00:52:16,699
What about the kids?
They'll stay with my sister.
675
00:52:16,701 --> 00:52:18,667
They've been
through so much already.
676
00:52:18,669 --> 00:52:23,339
They'll be fine, Lane.
Happy parents make happy kids.
677
00:52:23,341 --> 00:52:25,741
Just think
about it, all right?
It's been a long night.
678
00:52:40,724 --> 00:52:42,424
I'll go with you.
679
00:52:45,295 --> 00:52:46,695
Thank you.
680
00:52:59,309 --> 00:53:00,876
I hate Upstate.
681
00:53:00,878 --> 00:53:04,813
You don't hate Upstate,
you just hate your dad.
682
00:53:04,815 --> 00:53:07,316
I think I hate them both.
683
00:53:07,318 --> 00:53:08,751
Can I hate them both?
684
00:53:08,753 --> 00:53:11,487
Yes, you can
hate them both.
685
00:53:20,263 --> 00:53:21,897
Rise and shine,
beautiful.
686
00:53:23,533 --> 00:53:24,600
No.
687
00:53:26,570 --> 00:53:28,404
Pancakes and coffee.
688
00:53:28,406 --> 00:53:31,440
And bacon?
Of course!
689
00:53:31,442 --> 00:53:33,309
I've got to call housekeeping.
I got to get my dress steamed.
690
00:53:33,311 --> 00:53:34,610
Wait, wait.
691
00:53:34,612 --> 00:53:35,878
Wait one second.
692
00:53:38,748 --> 00:53:40,349
What have you done?
693
00:53:49,392 --> 00:53:52,361
Who would have ever thought
you'd be able to
afford this ring?
694
00:53:53,897 --> 00:53:54,997
You did.
695
00:53:59,703 --> 00:54:01,704
Tell me
the newsstand story.
696
00:54:01,706 --> 00:54:03,372
And I want a massage.
697
00:54:08,311 --> 00:54:10,679
I forgot how high
maintenance you are.
Mmm-hmm.
698
00:54:10,681 --> 00:54:12,915
Okay, the newsstand story.
699
00:54:14,017 --> 00:54:16,485
Once upon a time,
700
00:54:18,288 --> 00:54:20,322
there was this
incredibly good looking kid.
701
00:54:20,324 --> 00:54:22,291
Awkward kid.
702
00:54:22,293 --> 00:54:24,526
Oh, right, I'm sorry,
that was a different story,
my bad.
703
00:54:24,528 --> 00:54:27,997
There was this
incredibly awkward
kid in Teaneck,
704
00:54:27,999 --> 00:54:31,500
who used to rack magazines
at a store around
the corner from his house,
705
00:54:31,502 --> 00:54:33,402
so he could make
some extra bucks.
706
00:54:33,404 --> 00:54:35,871
He was usually
bored out of his skull,
but one day,
707
00:54:35,873 --> 00:54:37,640
this knockout walked in.
708
00:54:38,642 --> 00:54:40,776
Long black hair,
709
00:54:40,778 --> 00:54:42,645
and some really incredible...
710
00:54:42,647 --> 00:54:44,580
You know what I'm saying?
711
00:54:44,582 --> 00:54:47,616
There was just
something about this girl.
712
00:54:47,618 --> 00:54:50,486
So this kid,
started dressing up for work.
713
00:54:50,488 --> 00:54:52,521
Bullshit,
he wore a T-shirt.
714
00:54:52,523 --> 00:54:56,825
If you knew
how carefully he selected
them for fit and color.
715
00:54:56,827 --> 00:55:01,430
Anyway, the point of the story
is that every day
this kid would wait,
716
00:55:01,432 --> 00:55:03,499
wondering when that girl
would come back in.
717
00:55:03,501 --> 00:55:05,334
Mmm.
718
00:55:05,336 --> 00:55:07,469
And then,
one day she came back in
719
00:55:07,471 --> 00:55:09,605
and asked the old
man behind the counter
for a pack of smokes.
720
00:55:09,607 --> 00:55:11,540
And, when he turned
around she boosted
721
00:55:11,542 --> 00:55:13,876
a candy bar and
stuck it down her pants.
722
00:55:15,412 --> 00:55:17,413
But before she left,
723
00:55:17,415 --> 00:55:20,916
she turned around
and gave the kid a huge smile.
724
00:55:20,918 --> 00:55:22,551
Blew him away.
725
00:55:22,553 --> 00:55:28,390
He thought,
this chick is hot and crazy.
726
00:55:28,392 --> 00:55:30,459
So he rushed out
after her,
727
00:55:30,461 --> 00:55:32,961
desperate to get the
nerves up to talk to her
for the first time,
728
00:55:32,963 --> 00:55:35,931
and then she did the thing
that just owned him.
729
00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:39,001
She gave the candy bar
to the homeless guy
who lived in the alley.
730
00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:41,470
And right then,
the kid was done.
731
00:55:41,472 --> 00:55:43,772
Whatever it took,
he knew he was
gonna marry that girl.
732
00:55:44,808 --> 00:55:45,974
And did he?
733
00:55:57,387 --> 00:55:58,754
I'm gonna go
jump in the shower.
I don't want to be late.
734
00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:01,357
Let's fuck first.
735
00:56:01,359 --> 00:56:02,424
Mmm.
736
00:56:08,398 --> 00:56:10,399
You sure you don't
want to come with me?
737
00:56:10,401 --> 00:56:14,403
As much as I love
insurance seminars,
I think I might pass.
738
00:56:14,405 --> 00:56:16,138
Funny. All right,
I'm back at 5:00,
739
00:56:16,140 --> 00:56:18,607
cocktails at 6:00,
and the awards at 7:00.
740
00:56:18,609 --> 00:56:19,608
I'll be ready.
741
00:56:21,745 --> 00:56:22,878
Have fun.
Thanks.
742
00:57:09,526 --> 00:57:11,460
Oh, I...
743
00:57:11,462 --> 00:57:12,928
- I think I'm at...
- Daisy...
744
00:57:21,104 --> 00:57:22,704
Elaine?
745
00:57:22,706 --> 00:57:23,806
Hi.
746
00:57:25,842 --> 00:57:27,676
What a... What a surprise.
747
00:57:27,678 --> 00:57:28,811
Um...
748
00:57:30,079 --> 00:57:31,880
Daisy, Daisy.
This is Elaine.
749
00:57:32,882 --> 00:57:34,116
She's, um...
750
00:57:36,886 --> 00:57:38,987
I knew your dad
a long time ago.
751
00:57:40,957 --> 00:57:41,957
You can call me, Laney.
752
00:57:45,962 --> 00:57:46,995
Come in, come in!
753
00:57:55,939 --> 00:57:57,706
And this is
Daisy's room.
754
00:58:07,917 --> 00:58:09,551
Did you have a dollhouse
when you were little?
755
00:58:09,553 --> 00:58:11,753
I did.
What color?
756
00:58:13,056 --> 00:58:14,556
Yellow with blue shutters.
757
00:58:22,832 --> 00:58:25,200
That's me, that's Mommy,
and that's Daddy.
758
00:58:28,805 --> 00:58:29,872
All right.
759
00:58:33,576 --> 00:58:34,643
Let's snap.
760
00:58:35,645 --> 00:58:36,712
Okay!
761
00:58:39,015 --> 00:58:40,682
Bike helmets, huh?
762
00:58:41,684 --> 00:58:43,085
Yeah, all these laws.
763
00:58:43,087 --> 00:58:47,823
All that P.C. garbage.
Keeping our kids safe.
764
00:58:47,825 --> 00:58:51,627
Helmets, car seats,
this, that.
765
00:58:51,629 --> 00:58:53,028
We didn't have
any of this stuff
766
00:58:53,030 --> 00:58:56,031
when you were a kid,
and you came through.
767
00:58:56,033 --> 00:58:57,633
You survived just fine.
768
00:59:02,705 --> 00:59:03,772
Um...
769
00:59:05,909 --> 00:59:07,776
I thought...
770
00:59:07,778 --> 00:59:11,680
I thought
maybe we would, uh,
come down to the city,
771
00:59:11,682 --> 00:59:14,249
Daisy and me,
over the summer.
772
00:59:14,251 --> 00:59:20,989
You know,
maybe meet her
niece and nephew?
773
00:59:20,991 --> 00:59:26,094
Janey and Eli are their names.
Janey and Eli, yeah, right.
774
00:59:26,096 --> 00:59:30,232
Uh, I'd like
to meet them too.
My grandkids.
775
00:59:31,901 --> 00:59:35,070
And Bruce.
776
00:59:36,973 --> 00:59:40,642
I just, you know,
when you're...
777
00:59:40,644 --> 00:59:42,945
When it's the right time.
When you're feeling better.
778
00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:46,915
Who told you?
779
00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:50,652
Your brother calls me
from time to time.
He gives me updates.
780
00:59:55,625 --> 00:59:58,193
Why didn't you call me?
781
00:59:58,195 --> 01:00:01,063
You were in the hospital.
It didn't seem the right time.
782
01:00:02,699 --> 01:00:04,733
I mean,
the 30 years before that.
783
01:00:15,011 --> 01:00:17,045
She loves that bike.
784
01:00:17,047 --> 01:00:19,281
Gave it to her for
her last birthday.
785
01:00:24,187 --> 01:00:28,790
When I was her age,
all I cared
about was baseball.
786
01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:31,760
I'll never forget when
I hit my first homerun.
787
01:00:31,762 --> 01:00:33,028
Pow!
788
01:00:33,030 --> 01:00:35,063
Brought in three runs.
789
01:00:35,065 --> 01:00:38,100
I was so excited
I ran all the way
home from school.
790
01:00:38,102 --> 01:00:41,703
And, "Ma! Ma! Ma!"
I shouted, "Ma!"
I couldn't wait to tell her.
791
01:00:41,705 --> 01:00:44,239
I burst right
into her bedroom.
Didn't even knock.
792
01:00:45,241 --> 01:00:47,309
And there she was.
793
01:00:47,311 --> 01:00:49,411
Face down on the floor
in a pool of her own vomit.
794
01:00:55,318 --> 01:00:57,786
I never knew that.
795
01:00:57,788 --> 01:01:00,022
No. You were too young.
796
01:01:00,024 --> 01:01:02,257
I don't think your...
your mother even knew.
797
01:01:05,161 --> 01:01:07,696
I felt calling you was wrong.
798
01:01:11,768 --> 01:01:14,403
It was too much for me.
The whole family thing.
799
01:01:14,405 --> 01:01:19,141
I wasn't ready.
I just couldn't do it.
800
01:01:19,143 --> 01:01:23,245
This time,
Daisy helps me make her lunch
before she goes to school.
801
01:01:27,150 --> 01:01:30,252
I never knew that
would mean something.
Making lunch.
802
01:01:36,993 --> 01:01:40,195
I have to go.
Can I use your bathroom?
803
01:01:40,197 --> 01:01:41,463
Yeah, of course.
804
01:02:04,353 --> 01:02:08,290
I really could have
given you a ride
back to your hotel.
805
01:02:08,292 --> 01:02:10,225
Give us
more time to catch up.
806
01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:11,827
Next time.
807
01:02:18,201 --> 01:02:21,470
Bye, Daisy.
It was very nice
to meet you.
808
01:02:21,472 --> 01:02:23,438
Take good care of
your daddy, okay?
809
01:02:24,507 --> 01:02:26,808
Hey. Can I?
810
01:02:26,810 --> 01:02:27,809
Yeah.
811
01:02:33,050 --> 01:02:35,884
I never stopped
thinking of you, Elaine.
812
01:02:46,262 --> 01:02:48,063
Make it work this time.
813
01:02:51,033 --> 01:02:52,100
Go.
814
01:03:26,269 --> 01:03:27,936
Hi, this is Bruce Brooks. Please leave a message.
815
01:03:27,938 --> 01:03:29,004
Fuck.
816
01:04:08,344 --> 01:04:09,444
Keep 'em coming.
817
01:04:09,446 --> 01:04:11,079
Not a problem.
818
01:04:11,081 --> 01:04:12,447
Enjoy the company.
819
01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:20,121
Where are you from?
820
01:04:21,490 --> 01:04:23,959
Minnesota.
821
01:04:23,961 --> 01:04:26,261
Dylan, Prince
or The Replacements?
822
01:04:28,497 --> 01:04:30,232
I went to the
same high school
Dylan went to.
823
01:04:35,204 --> 01:04:37,272
You're gonna
think I'm crazy.
824
01:04:37,274 --> 01:04:38,607
I like crazy.
825
01:04:40,142 --> 01:04:41,343
Forget it.
826
01:04:42,445 --> 01:04:45,447
Tell me.
827
01:04:45,449 --> 01:04:49,217
Do people tell you,
you look like Jesus?
Because you look like Jesus.
828
01:05:24,387 --> 01:05:27,255
Bruce, I'm...
I'm so sorry.
829
01:05:28,624 --> 01:05:31,359
I fell asleep
by the fireplace.
830
01:05:33,262 --> 01:05:35,297
And, um,
when I woke up,
it was over.
831
01:05:35,299 --> 01:05:40,168
The ceremony.
And I would have
gone over, but I was...
832
01:05:40,170 --> 01:05:42,938
I was nervous because
I didn't want to
disappoint you.
833
01:05:44,573 --> 01:05:47,375
But how was it?
Were you a hit?
834
01:05:47,377 --> 01:05:48,710
I looked
for you there, Laney.
You weren't there.
835
01:05:50,980 --> 01:05:53,648
So, now you don't
believe me, is that it?
836
01:05:53,650 --> 01:05:55,317
Yeah. I don't believe you.
837
01:05:57,119 --> 01:05:58,320
Well, Jesus...
No.
838
01:05:59,622 --> 01:06:02,190
Do not try to make me
the bad guy here.
839
01:06:02,192 --> 01:06:04,392
Saying your lie louder
doesn't make it true.
840
01:06:12,568 --> 01:06:16,438
Okay, okay. Okay.
841
01:06:18,207 --> 01:06:20,108
Listen to me, I...
842
01:06:20,110 --> 01:06:22,644
I found a couple Xanax
in the bottom of
my purse, and...
843
01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:23,678
What the fuck is
wrong with you?
844
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:27,015
Huh?
845
01:06:27,017 --> 01:06:29,117
Why is it so easy for you
to look me in the eyes
and lie to me? Why?
846
01:06:30,119 --> 01:06:31,186
Huh?
847
01:06:33,456 --> 01:06:35,590
Do you even love me, Laney?
Yes, of course I love you!
848
01:06:35,592 --> 01:06:36,691
It's just
not enough, huh?
849
01:06:43,132 --> 01:06:45,433
I'm going to Atlanta,
I've got business there
for a few days.
850
01:06:45,435 --> 01:06:48,003
I need to clear my head
851
01:06:48,005 --> 01:06:50,271
and figure out
where we go from here.
852
01:06:50,273 --> 01:06:52,173
Well, when are you back?
What about Eli's recital?
853
01:06:54,043 --> 01:06:56,211
I'll be there
in time for that.
854
01:06:56,213 --> 01:06:59,047
And they can stay with
my sister until then.
855
01:06:59,049 --> 01:07:00,482
What, you don't
trust them with me?
856
01:07:01,751 --> 01:07:03,752
No. I don't.
857
01:07:07,323 --> 01:07:09,357
Look, I...
858
01:07:09,359 --> 01:07:11,126
I think this was my fault.
I shouldn't have
brought you up here.
859
01:07:11,128 --> 01:07:14,596
It was too soon.
No, yeah,
it was too soon.
860
01:07:14,598 --> 01:07:18,800
I said it was too soon,
and now you're
leaving me here.
861
01:07:18,802 --> 01:07:22,070
You always seem
to find your way
home eventually.
862
01:07:22,072 --> 01:07:24,239
I just don't know
if I want to be there
this time when you do.
863
01:08:14,857 --> 01:08:17,859
Much has been written
about Beethoven's deafness,
864
01:08:17,861 --> 01:08:20,395
but my favorite
story is this one.
865
01:08:20,397 --> 01:08:23,231
After the first
performance of The Ninth...
866
01:08:23,233 --> 01:08:26,434
Beethoven just stared
blankly at the orchestra.
867
01:08:26,436 --> 01:08:29,838
A thoughtful musician
realized that he couldn't
hear the clapping, so...
868
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:31,739
Daddy! Daddy!
869
01:08:31,741 --> 01:08:35,410
...he made
Beethoven turn around
to face the audience.
870
01:08:35,412 --> 01:08:38,279
Bruce, please.
Why don't you sit
with your family?
871
01:08:38,281 --> 01:08:39,814
This isn't Carnegie Hall.
872
01:08:41,417 --> 01:08:45,153
It was Beethoven's eyes,
not his ears,
873
01:08:45,155 --> 01:08:48,223
that conveyed
the symphony's triumph.
874
01:08:48,225 --> 01:08:51,693
And now let's use
our eyes and ears,
875
01:08:51,695 --> 01:08:55,163
while we welcome
Eli Brooks to the stage.
876
01:08:55,165 --> 01:08:58,299
Eli will be performing
the final
movement of The Ninth,
877
01:08:58,301 --> 01:08:59,801
The Ode to Joy.
878
01:09:14,216 --> 01:09:15,617
Come on, Buddy.
879
01:10:32,595 --> 01:10:34,529
Why is Mommy crying?
880
01:10:34,531 --> 01:10:37,599
Oh, they're happy
tears, baby.
881
01:10:37,601 --> 01:10:42,370
You were just spectacular.
882
01:10:42,372 --> 01:10:44,672
You were just
so extraordinary, E.
883
01:10:46,442 --> 01:10:48,676
I don't deserve
to be your mother.
884
01:10:49,812 --> 01:10:50,812
All right.
Who wants a snack?
885
01:10:50,814 --> 01:10:54,249
I do!
I do!
886
01:10:54,251 --> 01:10:55,917
I'm gonna
go to the bathroom.
See you in a minute.
887
01:11:05,428 --> 01:11:06,427
- Mom?
- Mom!
888
01:11:08,430 --> 01:11:10,632
Laney?
God, I...
889
01:11:10,634 --> 01:11:14,602
I can't find my contact.
This is crazy.
Because it's clear. It's...
890
01:11:16,438 --> 01:11:17,438
Hi, Pumpkin.
891
01:11:21,510 --> 01:11:22,610
Oh.
892
01:11:31,620 --> 01:11:32,687
Oh.
893
01:13:16,392 --> 01:13:17,992
Hey.
Hey.
894
01:13:17,994 --> 01:13:19,727
I need something
to calm down.
What happened?
895
01:13:20,963 --> 01:13:22,163
Um, I don't want
to talk about it.
896
01:13:22,165 --> 01:13:23,898
I just...
I need something.
897
01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:25,700
Laney, I can't
give you anything.
898
01:13:25,702 --> 01:13:27,402
What kind of person
would that make me?
899
01:13:27,404 --> 01:13:28,736
Donny, this is not
the time to moralize.
900
01:13:28,738 --> 01:13:29,804
You were just in rehab.
901
01:13:29,806 --> 01:13:31,005
And now I'm not.
902
01:13:34,576 --> 01:13:35,777
So, please...
903
01:13:36,779 --> 01:13:38,479
It's all going
to be okay.
904
01:13:38,481 --> 01:13:39,580
Okay?
905
01:13:39,582 --> 01:13:41,182
Not for me. No.
906
01:13:41,184 --> 01:13:43,518
For you though,
you're having a baby!
907
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:44,752
We'll figure that out.
908
01:14:12,014 --> 01:14:13,114
Suz, what's up?
909
01:14:14,149 --> 01:14:15,950
Okay, I'm on my way.
910
01:14:15,952 --> 01:14:18,152
Honey, everything's
gonna be okay.
911
01:14:18,154 --> 01:14:20,054
Tell him
Daddy's on the way.
912
01:14:20,056 --> 01:14:21,589
How many people
are you gonna make
everything okay for?
913
01:14:23,025 --> 01:14:24,725
I got to go.
914
01:14:24,727 --> 01:14:26,527
I know. I know.
915
01:15:27,022 --> 01:15:28,222
Beer.
916
01:15:31,159 --> 01:15:32,827
No Springsteen
on the Jukebox?
917
01:15:37,833 --> 01:15:39,100
Springsteen fan?
918
01:15:42,271 --> 01:15:43,971
Best musician on the planet.
919
01:15:43,973 --> 01:15:46,007
Put Jersey on the map.
920
01:15:46,009 --> 01:15:49,577
Frank Sinatra would
probably argue with that,
and Bon Jovi...
921
01:15:49,579 --> 01:15:50,811
Bon Jovi?
922
01:15:50,813 --> 01:15:52,613
All he ever wanted
was to be Bruce.
923
01:15:54,716 --> 01:15:57,118
We all want to be
something better than we are.
924
01:15:59,688 --> 01:16:00,688
So...
925
01:16:03,725 --> 01:16:04,859
So, what?
926
01:16:24,112 --> 01:16:26,047
Lick it.
Lick what?
927
01:16:26,049 --> 01:16:27,315
Lick it. Lick my ass.
928
01:16:30,285 --> 01:16:32,153
I'm not licking
that fucking ass.
929
01:16:34,957 --> 01:16:36,257
No more, fucker.
930
01:16:38,293 --> 01:16:39,894
I'll tell you
when it's no more.
931
01:16:42,664 --> 01:16:43,831
Fuck!
932
01:16:43,833 --> 01:16:45,032
That hurt?
933
01:16:46,369 --> 01:16:49,203
I didn't even feel it.
I didn't feel it.
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