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♪ It seems today
that all you see ♪
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♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪
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♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪
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♪ On which we used to rely? ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
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♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ♪
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♪ All the things that make us ♪
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♪ Laugh and cry ♪
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♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪
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# Family Guy 10x20 #
Leggo My Meg-O
Original Air Date on May 6, 2012
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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All right, ladies,
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let's pick teams
for dodgeball.
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Connie, would you like
to be a captain?
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Sure.
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I pick everyone
except Meg.
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Fair enough. Go!
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Oww!
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Hey, where's
everybody going?
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That's not how we end
this class.
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Good job today.
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Good job today.
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Great class.
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Nice hustle.
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Hey, how was gym class?
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Terrible.
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You know, I don't think
I can take
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another semester
at this school, Ruth.
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It's torture.
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It's worse than sitting
next to a baby on an airplane.
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So what brings you
to Kentucky?
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I'm visiting my family.
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Ah, family man.
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Me? Single
and ready to mingle.
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Tom Brunell's the name.
Insurance is the game.
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And right now,
the game is very good to me.
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Hey, I know!
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If you hate it
so much here,
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why don't you
come to Paris
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for a semester
with me instead?
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I'm leaving next week.
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My aunt even has
an apartment there
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that we can stay in
for free.
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Oh, my God,
that sounds so amazing!
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Excuse me,
I was wondering
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if you would go to the dance
with me on Friday.
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Chris, it's me, Meg.
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Well, that's everybody.
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We now return
to Ethiopian Hoarders.
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I don't know
how it got like this!
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Dad, Mom,
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there's something
I want to ask you.
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Can I go to school
in Paris
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for a semester?
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What? Paris?
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Hey, you know,
I have a pen pal in Paris.
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Would you mind bringing him
this letter?
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We're fighting.
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Meg, I'd love to send you
to Paris for a semester,
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but we can't afford that.
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But I can pay
for it myself.
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I've been saving up
from all my part-time jobs.
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That's smart of you, Meg.
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You know, sometimes I do
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part-time jobs
for extra cash.
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Gimme money. Gimme money.
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Gimme money. Gimme money.
Gimme money.
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You be careful,
sweetie,
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and call us as soon
as the plane lands.
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Okay, Mom, I will.
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I'll miss you, Dad.
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I've never been very good
at saying good-bee.
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Good-bee, Meg.
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And I'm gonna
bring you back
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something special,
little guy.
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Don't worry about me.
Just get yourself laid.
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Will you get me
French Stewart's autograph?
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Say hello
to the Pont Neuf for me,
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or as I like to call it,
my inspiration point...
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Oh, you're gone.
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And the family's gone.
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Oh, my God, we're
actually here in Paris.
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This is so exciting!
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Good day, foreigners.
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On behalf of the country
of France, we surrender.
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Oh, my God,
I love your breath.
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Hi, I'm Meg.
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This is my friend, Ruth.
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Would you ladies
like to share a cab,
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Or as we say,
"sharre a cabbuh"?
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Sure.
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That sounds great.
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Oh, and please
do not be suspicious
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that I am
at the airport
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with no baggage
whatsoever.
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A cool name to say
with a French accent
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is Ashtahn Kootchere.
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Bye!
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Thanks!
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Hey, it's me.
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I've got
some fresh arrivals for you.
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How are they?
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On a scale from un to dix,
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they're about a trois.
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Wow, this place
is awesome!
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I know!
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Hey, you wanna dance around
like morons to loud music?
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I'll be right back.
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I've been holding in
a dump since America.
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Griffin residence.
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Hi, Dad, it's me.
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Just wanted you to know
I got here safe.
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And sound?
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Yes, Dad, and sound.
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Oh, good.
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The "sound" is what concerns me.
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Oh, it's so amazing here, Dad.
Yep.
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You should see it.
Uh-huh.
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The apartment we're staying in is huge,
Uh-huh.
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and has an incredible view of...
Uh-huh.
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Dad, something's
going on.
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Some men just broke in.
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Oh, my God!
They've got Ruth!
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And now, I think
they're coming after me!
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All right, Meg,
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I need you to listen to me
very carefully:
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panic.
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Pay no attention to detail.
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Let your mind race.
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Take short, rapid breaths.
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Then hide under the bed,
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but leave two of your feet
sticking out.
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Oh, my God, Dad!
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Are they gonna take me?
I'm so scared!
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Meg? Meg?
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I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
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But I have a very particular
lack of skills.
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I will never be able
to find you,
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but what I do have
is two dollars
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and a Casio wristwatch.
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You can have one of them.
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Drakkar Noir.
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These guys are serious.
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Lois, Meg's dead!
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Please, there's gotta be
something you can do!
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My little girl is
in terrible danger!
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Ma'am, the men
who took your daughter
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are most likely members
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of a sophisticated network
of human smugglers.
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If she's not found
within 96 hours,
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chances are
she's gone forever.
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Then we've gotta hurry!
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Sorry, we can't
begin our search
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until she's been missing
for 96 hours.
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Oh, my God! My baby!
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Yeah, there's a pretty grisly
sex trade over there.
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Usually we just end up
burying framed pictures.
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Oh, Peter!
This is a nightmare!
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What's going on
down there?
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Are they gonna
find her?
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Doesn't look good.
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Stewie, I think
there's only one way
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we're ever gonna
see Meg again.
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You and I have to take matters
into our own hands.
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What? What are you
talking about?
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Look, you're the only one
who's got the know-how
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and the technology
to help us track her down.
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Hmm. Interesting.
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Last week, all my gadgets
were "hooey,"
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I think was the word.
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I didn't say...
You said "hooey"!
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All right, I've booked us
on a flight
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that leaves in two hours,
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so, um, whose credit card
shall we put it on?
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Just put it on yours
and I'll pay you back.
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Yeah, I feel like
when that happens,
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I sometimes don't
get paid back.
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Like when?
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Jersey Boys, Morton's
Steakhouse, Foxwoods...
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Foxwoods and Jersey Boys
was the same trip!
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You know what? Fine.
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I'll-I'll put it
on my card,
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but I-I-I'm just gonna say
it's a gift
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because that's the only way
I can do this anymore.
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All right, the first thing
we've got to do when we land
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is check the apartment
where Meg was abducted
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and see if we can find
some clues.
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That sounds good.
That's what I was thinking.
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Excuse me, do you mind
if we switch seats
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so my family can sit
all together?
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No, we don't...
we-we don't switch.
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'Cause when we booked,
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they didn't have
three together...
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Ma'am, ma'am,
your poor planning
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does not constitute
an emergency for me.
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You'll see him in Paris.
Go sit down.
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God, Meg's kidnappers could be
anywhere in France by now.
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Well, we do have
one lead, Brian.
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I have a recording
of the kidnapper's voice.
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What? You do? How?
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I recorded
the kidnapper's phone call
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with the fat man.
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You see, Brian,
I record
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all phone calls coming in
or out of the house.
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Y-Y-You do?
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Yep. This one's
one of my faves.
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Hello, Fundamental Industries.
How can I help you?
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Yeah, um, is this...
is this Bang Brothers?
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Yes.
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Oh. Okay. I-I-I'd like
to cancel my subscription.
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Uh, what's your name?
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Brian Griffin.
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And which site
did you belong to?
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Uh... Captain Stabbin'.
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And how are you spelling that?
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Uh... uh, "Captain", full word,
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then "Stabbin',"
S-T-A-B-B-I-N apostrophe.
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Okay, I'm checking.
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You know, in-instead
of a "G" at the end.
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I'm sorry, sir.
I'm not finding that site.
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Uh, what was the subject matter?
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Um... a guy
doing chicks on a boat
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in a, uh, captain's hat.
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Okay, I'm checking.
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The, um...
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the, passengers had, uh,
just signed up
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for a tour of the harbor
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and then
all that stuff happened.
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Okay, you made
your point.
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Well, this is where
Meg was staying.
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Oh. I thought Paris would be
a bit more picturesque.
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Instead it's just traffic
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and some big guy
using a jackhammer.
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But monsieur,
ziss is not a jackhammer.
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It is a "Jacqueshammer."
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Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-
ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-
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ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-
ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...
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Oh, God, it's worse
than I imagined.
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You know, maybe
it'd help
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if we just tried
to track Meg's movements
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from the moment
she arrived in France.
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That's a good idea, Brian.
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Let's try Google Earth.
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Worth a shot.
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There. Enhance.
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Wow, I never knew you could
do this on a computer.
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'Course not, you spend
all your time on this
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watching Captain Stabbin'.
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All right, we've got
to find this man.
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Let's see, this was
taken at the airport.
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He could be
some sort of lookout
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who spots girls
fresh off the plane.
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Yes, you're probably right,
Brian. Such scum.
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I'll bet they target
young girls
257
00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:48,322
the way Army commercials
target minorities.
258
00:09:48,389 --> 00:09:49,540
Hey.
259
00:09:49,607 --> 00:09:51,074
Other black guys.
260
00:09:51,142 --> 00:09:52,593
It ain't so bad.
261
00:10:00,201 --> 00:10:02,119
Oh, my God, Stewie!
There he is!
262
00:10:02,170 --> 00:10:03,837
Hey, buddy, we've got
a few questions for you!
263
00:10:03,922 --> 00:10:07,708
Excuse me, but this is
a "smoking only" area.
264
00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:09,343
Oh, sorry.
Do you have a, uh...
265
00:10:11,946 --> 00:10:15,332
You know, I really only smoke
when I drink.
266
00:10:15,383 --> 00:10:17,751
Oh. Well, this is nice.
267
00:10:17,819 --> 00:10:19,886
This is a nice way
to do this.
268
00:10:19,954 --> 00:10:22,456
Look, we need to know:
have you seen this girl?
269
00:10:24,025 --> 00:10:25,659
Quick!
He's getting away!
270
00:10:28,813 --> 00:10:30,614
Oh, no, he's one of those
parkour, free-running guys.
271
00:10:30,681 --> 00:10:32,332
We'll never catch him!
272
00:10:39,257 --> 00:10:42,459
Oh, no. I have
chateau'ed myself.
273
00:10:44,395 --> 00:10:46,830
Damn it. He died before he could
tell us anything.
274
00:10:46,898 --> 00:10:47,864
Brian, he's
the first guy.
275
00:10:47,932 --> 00:10:49,533
The first guy
always dies.
276
00:10:49,601 --> 00:10:51,084
Well, I'm sure
he didn't work alone.
277
00:10:51,169 --> 00:10:52,703
Maybe there's something
in here we can use.
278
00:10:52,770 --> 00:10:54,921
Ugh, this guy has
a Velcro wallet.
279
00:10:54,989 --> 00:10:55,956
Grow up.
280
00:10:59,761 --> 00:11:02,112
All right, this is the address
that was in his wallet.
281
00:11:02,180 --> 00:11:03,497
Yeah, but how are we
gonna know for sure
282
00:11:03,564 --> 00:11:04,881
if these are the guys
who took Meg?
283
00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:07,534
Well, we have the kidnapper's
voice on tape, remember?
284
00:11:07,602 --> 00:11:09,252
Drakkar Noir.
285
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,288
I can use the voice
recognition software
286
00:11:11,356 --> 00:11:13,056
in this recorder
to confirm a match.
287
00:11:13,124 --> 00:11:14,041
Now, here.
288
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:15,375
Take this briefcase.
289
00:11:16,678 --> 00:11:18,195
We're Eastern European
cologne salesmen.
290
00:11:18,262 --> 00:11:19,563
We ask them
what they want,
291
00:11:19,631 --> 00:11:21,198
and when they say
"Drakkar Noir"--
292
00:11:21,265 --> 00:11:22,299
which they all will--
293
00:11:22,367 --> 00:11:24,001
we'll know
if we have our man.
294
00:11:25,286 --> 00:11:26,520
Drakkar Noir?
295
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:29,923
All right, well,
that's not him,
296
00:11:29,991 --> 00:11:31,458
but this is
gonna be easy.
297
00:11:34,395 --> 00:11:36,029
Well, gentlemen,
now that you have smelled
298
00:11:36,097 --> 00:11:38,265
all of our colognes,
what'll it be?
299
00:11:38,333 --> 00:11:39,900
I will take
some Drakkar Noir.
300
00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:42,803
How 'bout you?
301
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,171
I am disgusting,
302
00:11:44,238 --> 00:11:46,239
so I will take
two bottle Drakkar Noir.
303
00:11:47,508 --> 00:11:48,742
How 'bout you, chief?
304
00:11:48,810 --> 00:11:50,043
Hmm.
305
00:11:50,111 --> 00:11:52,212
Let me quickly grow beard
and think about it.
306
00:11:54,816 --> 00:11:56,249
I will take
Drakkar Noir.
307
00:12:13,418 --> 00:12:14,634
What the hell
are you doing?!
308
00:12:14,719 --> 00:12:15,836
We haven't eaten
since the plane.
309
00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:16,887
I'm starving.
310
00:12:26,764 --> 00:12:28,048
Where is this girl?
311
00:12:28,116 --> 00:12:29,383
Where is she?!
312
00:12:29,450 --> 00:12:30,917
We keep girls upstairs.
313
00:12:30,985 --> 00:12:32,619
I hope you burn in hell
along with the guy
314
00:12:32,687 --> 00:12:35,522
who came up with
stuffing a turkey.
315
00:12:35,590 --> 00:12:37,124
Hey!
316
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,893
Who wants to try
some of my "Butthole Bread"?
317
00:12:41,946 --> 00:12:42,979
Meg?
318
00:12:43,047 --> 00:12:43,897
Meg?
319
00:12:45,983 --> 00:12:47,784
Help... me.
320
00:12:47,852 --> 00:12:50,454
Oh, we're here to help
somebody else, sweetheart.
321
00:12:50,505 --> 00:12:51,688
Go, go, go, go. Don't...
Don't look at her.
322
00:12:51,756 --> 00:12:53,039
Don't look at her.
That was my mistake.
323
00:12:56,794 --> 00:12:58,328
Stewie, I don't see
Meg anywhere.
324
00:12:58,396 --> 00:12:59,529
Brian, look!
325
00:13:03,267 --> 00:13:04,418
Oh, my God!
326
00:13:04,485 --> 00:13:05,435
Meg!
327
00:13:05,503 --> 00:13:06,436
What the hell?
328
00:13:06,504 --> 00:13:07,571
Where'd you get that hat?
329
00:13:07,638 --> 00:13:09,239
Uh, a girl
gave it to me.
330
00:13:09,307 --> 00:13:10,457
Well, what did she
look like?
331
00:13:10,525 --> 00:13:12,526
She had a great
personality.
332
00:13:12,593 --> 00:13:13,760
That's her.
333
00:13:13,828 --> 00:13:15,195
Where is she?
Is she here?
334
00:13:15,263 --> 00:13:17,731
No, uh, they took her
just a little while ago.
335
00:13:17,799 --> 00:13:19,366
Every Wednesday night,
336
00:13:19,434 --> 00:13:20,801
they auction
some of the girls off.
337
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:21,902
Wednesday?
338
00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:22,969
What a weird night
339
00:13:23,037 --> 00:13:24,704
to auction girls off
into slavery.
340
00:13:24,772 --> 00:13:26,239
Well, you know,
on the weekend,
341
00:13:26,307 --> 00:13:27,207
people probably
have plans.
342
00:13:27,275 --> 00:13:28,442
Have plans?
343
00:13:28,509 --> 00:13:29,676
What are you doing
that's more important
344
00:13:29,744 --> 00:13:31,011
than buying somebody?
345
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,129
Look, where is
this place?
346
00:13:32,196 --> 00:13:33,163
Where do they have
the auction?
347
00:13:33,231 --> 00:13:34,264
I don't know,
348
00:13:34,332 --> 00:13:36,099
but there is
a courtesy shuttle
349
00:13:36,167 --> 00:13:37,534
that runs
every 20 minutes.
350
00:13:37,602 --> 00:13:38,702
What?
351
00:13:40,805 --> 00:13:42,305
Aw, damn it.
We just missed it.
352
00:13:42,373 --> 00:13:43,740
What do you wanna do
for 20 minutes?
353
00:13:43,808 --> 00:13:44,741
Well, I don't know
'bout you,
354
00:13:44,809 --> 00:13:45,876
but I'm gonna work out.
355
00:13:45,943 --> 00:13:47,210
That's how you stay in shape.
356
00:13:47,278 --> 00:13:48,795
You just fit it in
when you have free time,
357
00:13:48,863 --> 00:13:50,063
wherever you are,
wherever you can.
358
00:13:50,148 --> 00:13:51,815
There's semen on this floor.
359
00:13:56,387 --> 00:13:57,220
Stewie, look!
360
00:13:59,057 --> 00:13:59,990
We gotta get in there!
361
00:14:01,159 --> 00:14:02,542
Hey, got one more here!
362
00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:03,844
Oh, where are we?
363
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,262
I'm from Atlanta.
364
00:14:05,330 --> 00:14:07,097
I don't know
where we are!
365
00:14:07,165 --> 00:14:09,232
Hey, you better hurry.
They're starting soon.
366
00:14:10,435 --> 00:14:11,501
You know what's messed up?
367
00:14:11,569 --> 00:14:12,803
This is all for charity.
368
00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:14,904
All the proceeds
are going to Oxfam.
369
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:25,966
I hope we're not too late.
370
00:14:26,050 --> 00:14:27,384
You should not
be out here.
371
00:14:27,452 --> 00:14:28,852
Bidding is about to start.
What the hell?
372
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,754
Stewie!
373
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:39,279
The current bid is $200,000.
374
00:14:39,347 --> 00:14:40,414
Oh, my God.
375
00:14:40,481 --> 00:14:43,050
Going once, twice...
376
00:14:43,117 --> 00:14:45,185
Sold for $200,000.
377
00:14:45,253 --> 00:14:47,220
Remember:
378
00:14:47,288 --> 00:14:49,939
There is cash back
when you use your Visa Gold.
379
00:14:49,991 --> 00:14:52,576
Our next item appears to be
a late entry.
380
00:14:52,627 --> 00:14:54,111
It is not in the catalog.
381
00:14:54,178 --> 00:14:56,079
What the hell?
382
00:14:56,147 --> 00:14:57,814
All right, fellas,
bring the lights up a bit,
383
00:14:57,882 --> 00:15:00,417
play the CD I gave you
and let's do this!
384
00:15:00,468 --> 00:15:02,219
("California Gurls"
by Katy Perry playing)
385
00:15:02,286 --> 00:15:04,554
♪ California girls,
we're unforgettable ♪
386
00:15:04,622 --> 00:15:07,007
Ah, that's right.
You like that?
387
00:15:07,091 --> 00:15:09,459
I have $50,000.
♪ Daisy Dukes, bikinis on top ♪
388
00:15:09,510 --> 00:15:11,478
I have $75,000.
♪ Sun-kissed skin so hot ♪
389
00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:13,146
Thank you, Brett Ratner.
♪ We'll melt your popsicle... ♪
390
00:15:13,231 --> 00:15:14,798
Do I have $100,000?
391
00:15:14,849 --> 00:15:17,133
Oh, for God's sake.
$500,000.
392
00:15:17,185 --> 00:15:19,603
We have $500,000.
393
00:15:19,654 --> 00:15:21,605
Going once, going twice,
394
00:15:21,656 --> 00:15:23,240
sold...
395
00:15:23,307 --> 00:15:26,026
to the man
who doesn't quite get auctions.
396
00:15:26,094 --> 00:15:27,828
That was so fun.
397
00:15:27,912 --> 00:15:29,312
How do you
be paying?
398
00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:30,981
Oh, I, uh, I don't
have any money.
399
00:15:31,049 --> 00:15:32,349
Can we work it out,
400
00:15:32,417 --> 00:15:34,651
uh, maybe, some...
other way?
401
00:15:34,702 --> 00:15:36,069
Wait a minute.
402
00:15:36,137 --> 00:15:38,171
Something doesn't
smell funny here.
403
00:15:38,256 --> 00:15:39,439
You're not Arab!
404
00:15:39,507 --> 00:15:41,525
You two are coming
with me.
405
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,193
This next girl is perfect
406
00:15:43,261 --> 00:15:45,262
for those of you
who want to buy a sex slave
407
00:15:45,329 --> 00:15:47,931
but don't want to spend
sex-slave money.
408
00:15:47,999 --> 00:15:49,132
Oh, my God, Meg!
409
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,234
Wonder what music
they're gonna use for her?
410
00:15:51,302 --> 00:15:55,872
("Let's Make A Deal"
zonk musical cue playing)
411
00:15:57,975 --> 00:15:59,142
Huh, seems about right.
412
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:09,133
Damn it. We were so close
to saving Meg.
413
00:16:09,217 --> 00:16:10,751
Hey, where's my sister?
414
00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:14,288
She's probably having
her shish kabobbed as we speak.
415
00:16:14,356 --> 00:16:16,891
I heard that from Samantha
in Sex and the City 2.
416
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,759
Ah-ba-ba-ba-ba,
I haven't seen it yet.
417
00:16:18,827 --> 00:16:20,294
That doesn't hurt
the story.
418
00:16:20,362 --> 00:16:21,946
And now prepare to...
419
00:16:23,231 --> 00:16:25,016
We have a jail cell.
420
00:16:25,083 --> 00:16:26,300
I always tell them,
421
00:16:26,368 --> 00:16:28,302
"Put the prisoners
in the jail cell,"
422
00:16:28,370 --> 00:16:30,905
but they always say,
"Just chain 'em up to a pipe."
423
00:16:30,973 --> 00:16:32,156
Idiots.
424
00:16:33,358 --> 00:16:35,059
Hey, that was some
good teamwork, Brian.
425
00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:36,560
We were like Lewis and Clark
426
00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:38,813
and the guy who likes
to tip over canoes.
427
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,781
Ugh, these rapids
are treacherous.
428
00:16:40,832 --> 00:16:42,733
We should reach calmer waters
by nightfall.
429
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:44,318
Uh-oh!
Earthquake!
430
00:16:44,369 --> 00:16:45,336
Hey, come on!
431
00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:46,621
Careful!
432
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,157
Damn it. Why is he
still with us?
433
00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:51,425
I know!
434
00:16:51,493 --> 00:16:52,927
Until now, walking
to the other end
435
00:16:52,994 --> 00:16:55,096
of the United States seemed
like such a good job.
436
00:16:57,899 --> 00:16:58,799
There she is! Hurry!
437
00:17:01,386 --> 00:17:02,553
Stewie, what are you doing?
438
00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:04,588
We'll never catch
a speeding car on foot.
439
00:17:04,656 --> 00:17:06,190
Haven't you ever seen
an action movie?
440
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,692
All we have to do
441
00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:10,411
is cut diagonally
across any nearby field.
442
00:17:15,684 --> 00:17:16,534
See?
443
00:17:25,143 --> 00:17:27,428
Aw, crap, they're taking her
onto that yacht.
444
00:17:33,468 --> 00:17:34,835
All right, we just gotta
catch up to the boat.
445
00:17:34,886 --> 00:17:36,053
Well, how we
gonna do that?
446
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:38,956
Oh, cool!
They got Car Chase GPS.
447
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:42,810
Back up dangerously into traffic.
448
00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:51,969
Proceed wrong way
down busy street for 500 meters.
449
00:17:57,859 --> 00:18:00,494
Say "hang on"
and drive down staircase.
450
00:18:00,562 --> 00:18:02,113
Hang on!
451
00:18:10,038 --> 00:18:14,208
Poorly edited shot where driver
is obviously stuntperson.
452
00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:27,838
Leave fart in closed car
like a dick.
453
00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,573
Sorry about that!
454
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,145
All right, they're probably
holding her below deck.
455
00:18:34,229 --> 00:18:36,063
You take the right side.
I'll take the left.
456
00:18:36,114 --> 00:18:37,448
You're gonna need this.
457
00:18:37,532 --> 00:18:39,266
What? I-I-I've never
killed anybody before.
458
00:18:39,317 --> 00:18:40,484
Relax, they're Arabs.
459
00:18:40,569 --> 00:18:42,987
People will still be rooting
for you.
460
00:18:43,071 --> 00:18:43,988
Hey!
461
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,625
Son of a bitch.
462
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,979
Oh. This is like
a video game.
463
00:18:54,783 --> 00:18:56,550
Ah, I'm kinda good at this.
464
00:18:59,020 --> 00:19:00,971
Later, dink.
465
00:19:24,529 --> 00:19:26,230
That's for shooting
one of our guys!
466
00:19:27,449 --> 00:19:28,699
We got you!
In your face!
467
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:29,917
Our boat!
Our boat!
468
00:19:29,985 --> 00:19:31,285
This boat!
469
00:19:33,989 --> 00:19:35,823
Let me go,
you fat bastard!
470
00:19:35,891 --> 00:19:37,792
I will never be
your sex slave!
471
00:19:37,859 --> 00:19:39,376
You misunderstand.
472
00:19:39,461 --> 00:19:41,629
I did not buy you
to be my slave.
473
00:19:41,696 --> 00:19:44,498
I bought you for my son,
and not to be his slave,
474
00:19:44,566 --> 00:19:46,734
but to be his wife.
475
00:19:46,802 --> 00:19:47,735
Wife?
476
00:19:47,803 --> 00:19:48,736
Faisal!
477
00:19:51,339 --> 00:19:52,773
This is Faisal,
478
00:19:52,841 --> 00:19:54,809
my son and the heir
to my throne.
479
00:19:56,044 --> 00:19:57,645
My father was correct.
480
00:19:57,712 --> 00:20:00,014
Your beauty
knows no bounds.
481
00:20:00,081 --> 00:20:02,116
Fair goddess,
it is my hope
482
00:20:02,184 --> 00:20:03,651
that you will agree
to be my wife,
483
00:20:03,718 --> 00:20:05,486
but the choice is yours.
484
00:20:05,554 --> 00:20:06,821
If you say "no,"
485
00:20:06,888 --> 00:20:08,389
I will have you flown back
to your family
486
00:20:08,456 --> 00:20:09,857
on our private jet.
487
00:20:09,925 --> 00:20:11,358
But if you say "yes,"
488
00:20:11,409 --> 00:20:13,327
I will spend
the rest of my days
489
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,746
making your every wish
come true.
490
00:20:15,831 --> 00:20:19,083
Will you be my wife,
Princess Meg?
491
00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:21,118
Oh, yes! Yes!
492
00:20:25,941 --> 00:20:27,558
Nooooo!
493
00:20:27,642 --> 00:20:29,026
Stewie?
494
00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:31,879
Hi, Meg.
495
00:20:31,947 --> 00:20:35,947
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
496
00:20:36,342 --> 00:20:39,018
Oh honey, we are so glad
to have you back
497
00:20:39,193 --> 00:20:41,014
but you really don't
remember anything?
498
00:20:41,269 --> 00:20:42,469
Not really, Mom.
499
00:20:42,537 --> 00:20:44,404
I mean, one minute,
I was being proposed to
500
00:20:44,472 --> 00:20:46,140
by a handsome
Arabian prince,
501
00:20:46,207 --> 00:20:47,341
and the next thing
I know,
502
00:20:47,408 --> 00:20:49,243
I'm waking up
in a French hospital.
503
00:20:49,310 --> 00:20:50,978
Oh, and we heard
from Ruth's parents.
504
00:20:51,045 --> 00:20:52,713
She had her tongue ripped out.
505
00:20:53,782 --> 00:20:55,883
I guess we got off easy, huh?
506
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,084
Well, we put
all your mail
507
00:20:57,152 --> 00:20:58,585
on the desk in your room,
sweetheart.
508
00:20:58,653 --> 00:20:59,787
Thanks, Dad.
509
00:20:59,854 --> 00:21:01,221
I'm kidding.
You didn't get any mail.
510
00:21:03,785 --> 00:21:08,673
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