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�n ziua de azi
nu-�i vine s� crezi
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T�mpeniile ce-�i sunt date
la TV s� le vezi
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Oare unde sunt acele valori din trecut
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Cu care to�i am crescut?
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Noroc c� mai exist� un familist
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Noroc c� exist� un om care
�tie s� te fac�, se pare,
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Fericit sau trist
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E ... un... fa... mi... list!
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Traducerea: Alex C
www.titr�ri.ro
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Am fost foarte curajos
c�nd mi-a f�cut injec�ia,
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nu-i a�a, Lois?
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Da, Peter, ai fost foarte curajos.
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Chiar �i c�nd �tiam
c� �mi va face injec�ia,
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eu l-am privit �n ochi
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�i �i povesteam planurile mele
pentru var�.
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Te-ai descurcat foarte bine.
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Vezi, Peter?
N-a fost a�a r�u.
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Mai pu�in c�nd a trebuit
s� a�tept�m
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l�ng� doamna autist�
care tot striga pe hol.
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Nu �tiu ce vrei!
Nu �tiu cum te pot ajuta!
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Salutare. M� scuza�i.
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Se pare c� m-am pierdut.
M� pute�i ajuta?
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Dumnezeule.
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E�ti Ryan Reynolds?
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Din "The Proposal"
�i "The Change-Up"
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�i o gr�mad� de alte lucruri
care vor ap�rea? Da, eu sunt.
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Mergeam spre Newport
�i m-am cam r�t�cit.
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Sigur, dle Reynolds, ne-ar pl�cea
s�-�i explic�m drumul.
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Pe strada 138
p�n� la Podul Jamestown
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�i trebuie s� urmezi...
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Uite o ma�in� de pompieri.
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Da, o v�d, Peter.
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O ma�in� de pompieri.
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Dup� pod, v� lua�i dup� indicatoare.
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Mersi.
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Ce ai p��it la m�n�?
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Am fost la doctor
s�-mi verific colesterolul.
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De ce �i-ar face un tip la 20 de ani
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un test de colesterol?
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Ce vorbe�ti...
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Nu �i-am re�inut numele.
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Pe mai t�rziu, Peter.
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E chiar simpatic.
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Nu ca zdrean�a aia,
Shelley Duvall.
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Bun�, sunt Shelley Duvall.
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M� bucur s� te cunosc.
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Mare scofal�!
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A venit direct la mine,
de parc� muream dac� nu o cuno�team.
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Peter, ar trebui s� ui�i
�nt�mplarea asta.
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Bun�, dna Janetti.
Am venit dup� Stewie.
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Sigur, Brian.
Se joac� cu Gavin.
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Gavin... ce nume cretin.
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Nimeni nu te place la �coal�.
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C�nd vei cre�te
vei fi foarte ur�t.
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Totul e ieftin �n casa ta.
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�i miroase ciudat.
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Salut, Brian.
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Pa!
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A fost distractiv.
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�mi place de Gavin.
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Ce melodie grozav�!
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- Serios?
- Da, serios.
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Nu trebuie s� o ap�r
pe Carrie Underwood �n fa�a ta.
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Se descurc� foarte bine
�i f�r� tine.
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Brian, eu r�m�n �n ma�in�
p�n� se termin� melodia.
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Bine, dar nu sta mult.
Descarci bateria.
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Mai taci.
Nu consum nimic...
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Am dat cu ranga �n ambele faruri,
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I-am t�iat toate cauciucurile
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Poate data viitoare se mai g�nde�te
�nainte s� �n�ele...
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Ar trebui s� apar la Glee...
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Ar trebui s� apar la Glee!
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Dumnezeule!
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Am condus.
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A fost uimitor!
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Pot s� conduc!
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Acum a� putea trece �ncet
prin fa�a apartamentului fostei prietene.
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E 11:45 �i lumina e aprins�.
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Acum o faci cu lumina aprins�, curvo?
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La corpul lui nu te deranjeaz�
s� te ui�i?
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Totu�i, te iubesc at�t de mult...
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Lois, s-a �ntors c�inele
cu ochi diferi�i.
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Ce sc�rbos e!
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Cred c� are �i o erec�ie.
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Peter, las�-l �n pace.
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Nu. Despre asta vorbea
Bob Barker
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to�i anii �tia.
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Haide! Valea!
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Pleac� de aici,
c�ine ciudat cu erec�ii!
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Ia uite cine e!
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Salut, Ryan Reynolds.
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Ce faci �n casa lui Cleveland?
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Ei bine, n-o s�-�i vin� s� crezi,
dar au decis
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s� film�m aici �n Quahog,
nu �n Newport.
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Joc rolul lui Hitler,
dar e un Hitler t�n�r
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�i are un trup de milioane.
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�i spune "Hotler".
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Deja vreau s�-mi cump�r bilet!
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M� bucur c� vom fi vecini.
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Ar trebui s� pierdem vremea.
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Da, ar fi grozav.
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Mi-e ru�ine.
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Stau aici, f�r� tricou,
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iar pantalonii sunt foarte jos
la mine pe talie.
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C��i bani faci?
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Te g�nde�ti c�-mi permit
un tricou, nu?
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Desear� dau o petrecere
de cas� nou�
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�i mi-ar pl�cea dac� ai veni.
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Orice e mai bine dec�t vinerile
petrecute la mine acas�.
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Lois, ce face�i?
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E clubul meu de lectur�, Peter.
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Vino �i tu.
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Abia a�tept!
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S� vedem...
Roman nou...
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Despre ce s� fie?
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Un tip
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care pierde totul,
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dar �i g�se�te sufletul �n Canada.
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A�a mai merge.
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�ncepem bine...
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�i toat� cartea e un email
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c�tre fiica lui, care a murit.
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�l va chema Norm Hull.
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E doar un tip normal.
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Dar nimeni nu se va prinde.
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Asta o vor descifra c�rturarii
peste c�teva sute de ani.
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Rupert, e�ti preg�tit
s� mergem la o plimbare?
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Dumnezeule, Rupert,
ce senza�ie!
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Uit�-te la mine, conduc!
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Conduc o ma�in� adev�rat�!
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Nu-mi vine s� cred!
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Ar trebui s� punem ni�te muzic�.
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Bine a�i revenit la
C�rn�cior �i Fundule�, pe 97.1!
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97.1 !
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C�rn�cior �i Fundule�!
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Asta ascult� adul�ii.
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A fost melodia Baby,
a lui Justin Bieber �i Ludacris,
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ceea ce �nseamn� c� e timpul
s� d�m ni�te bilete la Justin Bieber.
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A�a e, Fundule�.
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Al cincilea care sun�
va primi biletele.
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�tii ceva, Rupert?
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�tii ce ar trebui s� fac,
doar a�a, �n joac�?
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Ar trebui s� �ncerc s� c�tig
biletele alea, ca s�...
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S� le rup, sau s� merg cu ele
la concert.
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Sun�, Rupert. Sun�!
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Ce emo�ii am.
útia-s celebrit��i.
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Vorbe�te tu cu ei.
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Dumnezeule. Dumnezeule!
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Am dat de naiba.
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Felicit�ri, e�ti al cincilea.
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Vei merge la Justin Bieber!
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Iisuse, sfinte!
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Da! Am c�tigat!
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"Niciodat� s� nu spui niciodat�!"
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Dumnezeule...
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Brian va fi foarte furios pe mine.
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Ce m� fac?
Gata, e-n regul�.
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Aduc pu�in� vopsea
�i voi acoperi �ndoiturile.
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Femeile neatractive
fac asta tot timpul.
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Ar��i bine azi, Carol.
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Mersi.
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Cred c� e doar de la rochie
�i de la farduri.
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Dac� stau s� m� uit mai bine,
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da, cred c� de la asta e...
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Ai ajuns!
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�i ai adus pe cineva...
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Super...
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Sunt so�ia lui, Lois.
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Ne-am cunoscut ieri.
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�mi pare r�u,
cunosc at�t de mul�i oameni...
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Dar tu n-ai cum s� �n�elegi asta.
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Da, e casnic�, ea nu �tie.
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�n fine.
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Ai b�utur�?
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Mi s-a p�rut mie,
sau a f�cut situa�ia s� fie ciudat�?
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Fii serios. Cu siguran��
n-a fost vina ta.
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C�ma�a asta e prea str�mt�?
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M� simt foarte timid.
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Nu, deloc.
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- Arat� bine a�a?
- Da, arat� bine.
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Mersi.
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Nu �tiu ce s� spun.
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Am o �ntrebare
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mai de culisele Hollywood-ului.
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"L.A." e prescurtare de la ceva?
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E�ti de milioane.
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Ce tot aud
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c� aici �n Quahog
lumea se g�dil� foarte mult?
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Care-i faza?
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Ce? Eu n-am auzit chestia asta.
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Da, se pare c� a�a e moda.
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- Serios?
- Da.
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Am auzit �i c� cei care se prefac
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c� nu au auzit de chestia asta
sunt ni�te la�i.
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Eu nu sunt la�.
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Unu la zero!
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Doi la zero!
200
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Trei la zero!
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Gata, am �ncetat!
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Ai multe de recuperat,
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iar m�ine seara va fi pe �ntuneric, nu?
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Pe �ntuneric?
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Da, dac� spui tu.
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Dar s� nu m� g�dili
sub abdomen.
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M� g�dil foarte tare acolo.
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Sub abdomen.
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��i vei dori s� nu-mi fi spus asta!
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Poate va suna exagerat,
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dar e�ti ocupat joi seara?
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Sigur ai deja planuri...
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�tii ce...
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Las-o balt�.
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Am emo�ii!
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�tii, Ryan, de obicei
lumea se uit� la mine
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�i presupun c� deja am planuri,
a�a c� nimeni nu m� �ntreab�.
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Dar deseori chiar nu am planuri,
deci da,
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mi-ar pl�cea s� facem ceva �mpreun�
joi seara.
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Da! Dumnezeule, acum ar fi cel mai
nepotrivit moment
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s� m� g�dili sub abdomen,
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fiindc� e expus
�i eu jubilez!
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Da, joi seara!
224
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Gura ta bogat�
tocmai te-a b�gat �n bucluc!
225
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Am pierdut!
226
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- Peter unu, tu, zero.
- Am mai pierdut o dat�!
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- Peter doi, tu, zero!
- Ai exersat!
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Revenim la sf�r�itul
unui film SF deprimant de prin '70,
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�n care joac� un tip cu guler.
230
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Am fugit destul.
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Cred c� aici suntem feri�i
de Corpora�ie.
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Adzin, uite!
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Nu se poate.
234
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Nu!
235
00:09:34,582 --> 00:09:36,984
Niciodat� nu vom �nvinge Corpora�ia!
236
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Au c�tigat!
237
00:09:38,686 --> 00:09:40,487
Exist� o metod�, Adzin.
238
00:09:40,522 --> 00:09:42,089
Te po�i �mpu�ca.
239
00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:46,093
Dac� e singura cale, trebuie.
240
00:10:08,783 --> 00:10:09,984
Ce mama naibii?!
241
00:10:10,018 --> 00:10:12,519
Stewie, treci aici!
242
00:10:12,554 --> 00:10:14,388
Uit�-te.
243
00:10:14,423 --> 00:10:15,722
�tii ceva despre asta?
244
00:10:15,757 --> 00:10:16,757
Despre ce?
245
00:10:16,791 --> 00:10:18,259
Despre c�t de frumoas� e ziua �i...
246
00:10:18,293 --> 00:10:21,295
Dumnezeule, ce surprinz�tor.
247
00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,697
A trebuit s� �ntrerup
propozi�ia de dinainte
248
00:10:23,731 --> 00:10:24,932
fiindc� am fost foarte surprins.
249
00:10:24,967 --> 00:10:26,700
- Ce s-a �nt�mplat?
- De unde s� �tiu?
250
00:10:26,734 --> 00:10:27,835
Tu �tii ce s-a �nt�mplat?
251
00:10:28,870 --> 00:10:30,037
Scuz�-m�, ce ai spus?
252
00:10:30,072 --> 00:10:31,672
R�deam de chestia amuzant�
253
00:10:31,706 --> 00:10:33,174
pe care ai spus-o asear�
la cin�.
254
00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:34,041
Ce chestie amuzant�?
255
00:10:34,076 --> 00:10:36,610
�tii tu ce ai spus
256
00:10:36,644 --> 00:10:39,280
despre "cartofii �nvechi�i"
a lui Lois?
257
00:10:39,314 --> 00:10:41,849
Nu credeam c� a auzit cineva.
258
00:10:41,883 --> 00:10:43,217
Trebuia s� r�zi cu mine.
259
00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:44,818
Ce naiba a p��it ma�ina mea?
260
00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,154
Nu �tiu, omule,
dar vestea bun�
261
00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:49,156
e c� nu arat� prea r�u, Brian.
262
00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:51,492
Doar partea aia din fa��
263
00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:52,759
te prost dispune, nu?
264
00:10:52,794 --> 00:10:55,129
Stewie, �tiu c� tu ai fost.
265
00:10:59,001 --> 00:11:01,135
Gluma ta cu cartofii a fost groaznic�.
266
00:11:01,169 --> 00:11:02,903
Nu-mi vine s� cred
c� mi-ai condus ma�ina!
267
00:11:02,937 --> 00:11:04,472
Puteai s� mori!
268
00:11:04,506 --> 00:11:06,340
Trebuie s� le spun lui Peter �i Lois.
269
00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:07,674
Nu, nu le po�i spune!
270
00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:08,976
Voi avea mari probleme!
271
00:11:09,011 --> 00:11:10,144
Stewie, trebuie.
272
00:11:10,178 --> 00:11:11,745
Te-am acoperit de multe ori,
273
00:11:11,779 --> 00:11:13,481
dar de data asta nu mai merge.
274
00:11:13,515 --> 00:11:14,681
Ai f�cut ceva periculos
275
00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:17,018
�i trebuie s� fim siguri
c� nu o vei face din nou.
276
00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:18,252
Nu mai fac, jur!
277
00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,658
Stewie, calmeaz�-te.
278
00:11:24,692 --> 00:11:27,794
Uneori, �n via��, trebuie s� �nfrun�i
greut��ile ce vor urma.
279
00:11:27,829 --> 00:11:29,796
Ca �i participantul
care prime�te valiza cu premiul mic,
280
00:11:29,831 --> 00:11:31,098
la "Pre�ul Corect".
281
00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:33,000
Lindsay, valiza ta
282
00:11:33,035 --> 00:11:35,336
con�ine numai relaxare.
283
00:11:35,370 --> 00:11:40,307
�i cum s� te relaxezi mai bine,
dec�t �n propriul t�u hamac?
284
00:11:40,342 --> 00:11:43,244
Acest hamac rezistent de la Swingway
transform� orice curte interioar�
285
00:11:43,278 --> 00:11:45,546
�ntr-un paradis tropical.
286
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:48,215
�i te po�i amuza �n curtea ta,
287
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,217
desen�nd cu cret�!
288
00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:52,686
Da, creta de opt culori,
marca Pratt �i Milwood,
289
00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:55,889
��i va transforma curtea interioar�
�ntr-un studio de art�, tropical.
290
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,658
Dar va trebui s�-�i �mpachetezi creta,
291
00:11:57,692 --> 00:11:59,126
pentru c� vei sta
292
00:11:59,161 --> 00:12:00,627
�ase zile �i �apte nop�i
293
00:12:00,662 --> 00:12:04,198
la casa p�rin�ilor t�i
din Wilmington, Delaware!
294
00:12:04,232 --> 00:12:07,000
Mi-am am�nat avortul
pentru chestia asta.
295
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:16,810
Mersi c� m-ai scos la cin�, Ryan,
296
00:12:16,844 --> 00:12:20,184
dar trebuie s� recunosc,
m�ncarea asta e cam ciudat�.
297
00:12:20,233 --> 00:12:21,415
Peter, specialit��ile marocane
te termin�!
298
00:12:21,450 --> 00:12:24,985
�tiu �i eu? Poate-mi va da
acela�i timp de v�nturi
299
00:12:25,019 --> 00:12:26,587
pe care �l am de la
m�ncarea mexican�.
300
00:12:28,490 --> 00:12:33,860
Dragilor, a venit El Putoare!
301
00:12:35,730 --> 00:12:37,231
�mi vin bine pantalonii �tia?
302
00:12:37,265 --> 00:12:39,967
Uneori �i �mbrac �i am impresia
c� mi se v�d prea tare bilu�ele.
303
00:12:40,001 --> 00:12:41,168
Nu, cred c� ar��i bine.
304
00:12:41,203 --> 00:12:42,503
Crezi c� bilu�ele mele sunt frumoase?
305
00:12:42,537 --> 00:12:44,004
E�ti at�t de ciudat.
306
00:12:44,038 --> 00:12:45,439
Totu�i, e mi�to.
307
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:46,974
�tiu �i eu...
308
00:12:47,008 --> 00:12:48,209
Ai observat cumva
309
00:12:48,243 --> 00:12:50,411
c�t de nesim�it e po�ta�ul
din ora�ul �sta?
310
00:12:50,445 --> 00:12:52,646
Spunea c� e imposibil
311
00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:54,748
ca Peter Griffin
s� striveasc� un pui de pas�re
312
00:12:54,782 --> 00:12:56,584
sub piciorul gol,
�n timp ce eu privesc.
313
00:12:56,618 --> 00:12:59,386
Tipul �sta tot vorbe�te t�mpenii
despre mine.
314
00:13:02,124 --> 00:13:04,158
Trebuie s� gu�ti carnea de miel.
315
00:13:04,192 --> 00:13:05,593
Poftim.
316
00:13:05,627 --> 00:13:06,893
Nu, las�. Nu-mi trebuie.
317
00:13:06,928 --> 00:13:08,195
Haide, o s�-�i plac�.
318
00:13:09,397 --> 00:13:10,631
Gust�, doar.
319
00:13:18,473 --> 00:13:21,775
A fost... intens.
320
00:13:21,809 --> 00:13:22,976
Ce ai f�cut tu, acolo...
321
00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:25,912
Au fost multe...
322
00:13:25,947 --> 00:13:27,348
Multe gusturi.
323
00:13:28,750 --> 00:13:31,152
�nghea�� cadrul!
324
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,753
Oare ce va urma?
325
00:13:32,787 --> 00:13:34,821
Cred c� trebuie
s� merg la baie.
326
00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:45,766
Ce m� fac?
327
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,401
Voi avea mari probleme
328
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,270
c�nd vor afla
c� am distrus ma�ina lui Brian!
329
00:13:49,304 --> 00:13:51,138
Probabil m� vor trimite �n Siberia.
330
00:13:51,173 --> 00:13:53,006
Ce aiurea. Nu-mi place aici.
331
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,241
Gura.
332
00:13:54,276 --> 00:13:56,977
Bea lapte de lup
�i uit�-te la desene ruse�ti.
333
00:13:57,011 --> 00:14:00,947
Continu�m cu arhicunoscutul desen rusesc,
Papuc �i �iret.
334
00:14:00,982 --> 00:14:02,349
Papuc �i �iret!
335
00:14:02,384 --> 00:14:04,185
Unul f�r� cel�lalt,
nu-�i au rostul!
336
00:14:10,258 --> 00:14:11,625
Asta e.
337
00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:12,893
N-am de ales.
338
00:14:12,927 --> 00:14:15,696
Trebuie s� fug de acas�.
339
00:14:21,303 --> 00:14:23,136
Sunt pe cont propriu, Rupert.
340
00:14:23,171 --> 00:14:24,572
Ar putea fi mai r�u, totu�i.
341
00:14:24,606 --> 00:14:26,173
M�car nu m� �njunghie
342
00:14:26,208 --> 00:14:28,209
un tip la �nt�mplare,
pe strad�.
343
00:14:29,877 --> 00:14:31,812
Vezi? E fix opusul.
344
00:14:31,846 --> 00:14:33,814
�i tot s-a �nt�mplat!
345
00:14:39,990 --> 00:14:42,057
Stewie, e�ti treaz?
346
00:14:43,927 --> 00:14:45,928
Ce naiba...
347
00:14:47,831 --> 00:14:49,505
Brian, am decis s� fug.
348
00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:50,925
S� nu vii dup� mine.
349
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:53,260
�i nu cumva s� alergi dup� mine
la aeroport
350
00:14:53,294 --> 00:14:54,729
�i s� m� prinzi la poart�,
351
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,898
chiar �nainte s� urc �n avion,
352
00:14:56,932 --> 00:14:58,966
s� �ii un discurs emo�ionant
�i probabil un buchet de flori.
353
00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:00,434
De exemplu, ar fi groaznic
354
00:15:00,468 --> 00:15:02,637
dac� angaja�ii de la transport
s-au aduna �n jur
355
00:15:02,671 --> 00:15:04,071
ca s� priveasc�
acest moment emo�ionant,
356
00:15:04,105 --> 00:15:06,440
chiar �i femeia de culoare
mai �n v�rst� cu scannerul portabil,
357
00:15:06,474 --> 00:15:08,643
care ini�ial te oprise
s� te verifice,
358
00:15:08,677 --> 00:15:11,245
dar care dup� ce i-ai spus
inten�iile tale, a spus,
359
00:15:11,279 --> 00:15:13,614
"Du-te prinde-l, fiule",
cu o grimas� dispre�uitoare
360
00:15:13,649 --> 00:15:16,918
fa�� de noile reglement�ri de securitate
impuse dup� 11 septembrie.
361
00:15:16,952 --> 00:15:19,153
�i dac� te g�ndeai s� aduci
un casetofon
362
00:15:19,187 --> 00:15:22,690
ca s� pui muzic�, a� sugera
una din aceste �ase melodii.
363
00:15:26,962 --> 00:15:28,395
Din nou, am fugit.
364
00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:29,764
Nu veni dup� mine.
365
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:34,301
Vreau s�-�i spun mul�umesc...
366
00:15:38,339 --> 00:15:40,675
Curve jegoase, asta sunte�i.
367
00:15:40,709 --> 00:15:42,076
Bun�, Peter.
368
00:15:42,110 --> 00:15:43,644
Lois, avem o problem�.
369
00:15:43,679 --> 00:15:46,047
Cred c� Ryan Reynolds
e �ndr�gostit de mine.
370
00:15:46,081 --> 00:15:48,215
Poftim? Nu fi absurd.
371
00:15:48,249 --> 00:15:50,051
Nu glumesc. Asear� am fost
la un restaurant
372
00:15:50,085 --> 00:15:51,518
�i a �ncercat s� m� s�rute,
ca un gay.
373
00:15:51,553 --> 00:15:53,287
Ascult�-m�,
vrea s�-�i fac� de cap cu mine.
374
00:15:53,321 --> 00:15:54,755
Peter, fii serios.
375
00:15:54,790 --> 00:15:57,458
De ce un b�rbat s-ar �mbr�ca bine,
s-ar aranja �i ar merge la sal�,
376
00:15:57,492 --> 00:15:59,026
doar ca s� se culce cu al�i b�rba�i?
377
00:15:59,061 --> 00:16:00,360
Nu e gay.
378
00:16:00,395 --> 00:16:02,797
Nu-mi pas� ce crezi tu.
�i place de mine.
379
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,865
Suntem �i compatibili,
n-am ce spune.
380
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:06,634
�mi accept partea de vin�
381
00:16:06,668 --> 00:16:08,102
din toat� chestia asta.
382
00:16:08,136 --> 00:16:10,537
M� voi duce la el
�i-l voi refuza politicos.
383
00:16:11,573 --> 00:16:14,208
Snooki a murit.
384
00:16:16,979 --> 00:16:18,112
Ultima oprire.
385
00:16:20,515 --> 00:16:22,016
Poftim? �sta nu e aeroportul.
386
00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:24,485
Dumnezeule, Rupert!
387
00:16:24,519 --> 00:16:26,220
Trebuie s� sc�p�m de aici!
388
00:16:27,255 --> 00:16:28,422
La naiba!
389
00:16:28,456 --> 00:16:29,657
Nu, nu.
390
00:16:29,691 --> 00:16:31,025
Copila�ul a c�zut!
391
00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:33,260
E cumva...
E Consuela?
392
00:16:34,763 --> 00:16:36,998
Copila�ul e singur pe strad�.
393
00:16:37,032 --> 00:16:38,332
Voi lua copila�ul acas�.
394
00:16:38,366 --> 00:16:40,134
Sunt eu. Stewie.
Nu-�i aminte�ti?
395
00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:41,769
F�ceai curat la noi �n cas�.
396
00:16:41,803 --> 00:16:44,171
Te obligam s� folose�ti baia
de la benzin�rie.
397
00:16:46,842 --> 00:16:48,575
Salut!
398
00:16:48,610 --> 00:16:49,944
Bun�, Ryan.
399
00:16:49,978 --> 00:16:51,211
Am nimerit prost?
400
00:16:51,246 --> 00:16:52,647
Ai nimerit la fix.
401
00:16:52,681 --> 00:16:55,650
Intr�. Tocmai m� d�deam cu ulei
pe picioare.
402
00:16:55,684 --> 00:16:57,018
Ce vrei s� facem desear�?
403
00:16:57,052 --> 00:16:58,853
Dentistul meu �i las� biroul descuiat.
404
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,655
M� g�ndeam s� priz�m
gaz ilariant
405
00:17:00,689 --> 00:17:01,956
�i s� lu�m cina acolo.
406
00:17:01,990 --> 00:17:04,525
Ryan, e�ti un tip de treab�,
407
00:17:04,559 --> 00:17:07,061
dar nu �mi place de tine
�n felul �sta.
408
00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:09,697
A� face anumite lucruri cu tine,
409
00:17:09,731 --> 00:17:11,565
dar inima mea n-ar fi de acord.
410
00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:13,233
Ce tot vorbe�ti?
411
00:17:13,268 --> 00:17:16,436
C� ��i place de mine
�i c� vrei s� fii prietenul meu.
412
00:17:17,739 --> 00:17:19,406
Crezi c� sunt gay?
413
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,241
Cum ai �n�eles a�a ceva?
414
00:17:21,276 --> 00:17:23,210
Ai �ncercat s� m� s�ru�i.
415
00:17:23,244 --> 00:17:24,845
Peter, nu sunt gay.
416
00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,781
Ce naiba e cu tine?
417
00:17:26,815 --> 00:17:29,449
Uite, hai s�-�i explic.
418
00:17:29,484 --> 00:17:30,951
M� atragi la fel
419
00:17:30,986 --> 00:17:33,921
cum un b�rbat e atras de o femeie,
dar nu sunt gay.
420
00:17:33,955 --> 00:17:34,927
C�nd tr�ie�ti la Hollywood,
421
00:17:34,967 --> 00:17:37,646
�nve�i c� �n via�� totul �ine
de energiile �i caracterele diferite
422
00:17:37,702 --> 00:17:39,293
pe care le �nt�lne�ti pe drum.
423
00:17:39,327 --> 00:17:42,063
M� g�ndeam c� poate spiritele noastre
s-ar putea interconecta, �n�elegi?
424
00:17:42,097 --> 00:17:43,931
Energiile noastre s-ar putea uni.
425
00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:46,533
A�a cum spiritul meu
ar putea intra �n energia ta.
426
00:17:46,568 --> 00:17:49,136
Am multe de �nv��at
despre via�a de vedet�.
427
00:17:49,171 --> 00:17:50,504
Dar �tii ce?
428
00:17:50,538 --> 00:17:52,306
N-a� putea s� fiu atras de cineva
429
00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:55,142
care folose�te etichetele
"homosexual" sau "heterosexual".
430
00:17:55,177 --> 00:17:56,610
Poate ar fi bine s� pleci.
431
00:17:56,644 --> 00:17:57,912
Nu, stai pu�in.
432
00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,146
Cum adic�?
433
00:17:59,181 --> 00:18:00,280
Nu merge.
434
00:18:00,315 --> 00:18:01,515
A fost un g�nd dr�gu�,
435
00:18:01,549 --> 00:18:03,718
dar cred c� ar fi bine
s� ne vedem fiecare de via�a lui.
436
00:18:03,752 --> 00:18:05,619
Nu, Ryan. Acum �n�eleg.
437
00:18:05,653 --> 00:18:07,321
Pot fi ceea ce vrei tu.
438
00:18:07,355 --> 00:18:08,756
- Am putea...
- Peter.
439
00:18:08,790 --> 00:18:10,057
Nu te face de ru�ine.
440
00:18:10,092 --> 00:18:11,726
Trebuie s� renun�i.
441
00:18:13,428 --> 00:18:15,129
- Te g�dil! Te g�dil!
- Nu, Peter, nu!
442
00:18:15,163 --> 00:18:17,064
- Te g�dil...
- Peter, nu! �nceteaz�!
443
00:18:17,099 --> 00:18:19,233
Dumnezeule...
444
00:18:23,271 --> 00:18:25,072
E timpul s� pleci.
445
00:18:27,542 --> 00:18:29,844
M� pot schimba.
446
00:18:29,878 --> 00:18:31,511
M� pot schimba.
447
00:18:31,546 --> 00:18:32,980
�mi pare r�u, Peter.
Am terminat-o.
448
00:18:33,014 --> 00:18:34,514
Nu vreau s� mai vorbesc cu tine.
449
00:18:34,549 --> 00:18:37,852
Uite num�rul meu
ca s� putem vorbi oric�nd.
450
00:18:42,390 --> 00:18:44,591
Voi nu ave�i juc�rii pentru baie?
451
00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:46,060
Uite. Zorn�ie.
452
00:18:46,094 --> 00:18:48,162
Astea-s medicamente.
453
00:18:48,196 --> 00:18:50,430
�i nici m�car n-au numele t�u
pe re�et�.
454
00:18:50,465 --> 00:18:51,899
Ce-i asta?
455
00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:53,200
Ce e �n cad�?
456
00:18:53,235 --> 00:18:54,902
- E jicama.
- Jicama?
457
00:18:54,936 --> 00:18:56,670
�i asta e...
Ce e asta?
458
00:18:56,704 --> 00:18:58,105
Pulp� de g�in�.
459
00:18:58,140 --> 00:19:00,274
Faci �i sup�?
460
00:19:00,308 --> 00:19:01,742
Pentru Quinceanera.
461
00:19:01,777 --> 00:19:03,577
Petrecere mare.
Mul�i oameni.
462
00:19:03,611 --> 00:19:04,879
Dumnezeule.
463
00:19:04,913 --> 00:19:06,346
A venit un c�ine.
464
00:19:06,381 --> 00:19:08,448
A venit c�inele?
465
00:19:08,483 --> 00:19:11,385
Pun pariu c� nici m�car voi
nu-l urm�ri�i pe George Lopez.
466
00:19:11,419 --> 00:19:13,320
Consuela?
467
00:19:13,354 --> 00:19:14,688
Bun�, sunt Brian.
468
00:19:14,722 --> 00:19:16,056
�l caut pe Stewie.
469
00:19:16,091 --> 00:19:18,325
Nu, aici nu e niciun copila�.
470
00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:19,626
�i-am f�cut pipi-n sup�.
471
00:19:19,661 --> 00:19:20,961
La mul�i ani la 15 ani!
472
00:19:20,996 --> 00:19:22,329
Ceea ce, apropo,
473
00:19:22,363 --> 00:19:24,731
�n lumea normal�
nu e un eveniment special.
474
00:19:24,766 --> 00:19:26,000
Stewie, m-ai �ngrijorat.
475
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,634
Ce naiba cau�i aici?
476
00:19:27,669 --> 00:19:29,136
Brian? Cum m-ai g�sit?
477
00:19:29,171 --> 00:19:31,939
Mi-am folosit nasul,
cel de care uit frecvent.
478
00:19:31,973 --> 00:19:33,107
Haide, s� mergem.
479
00:19:33,141 --> 00:19:34,809
Nu, nu m� �ntorc.
Nu pot!
480
00:19:34,843 --> 00:19:36,243
Se vor sup�ra pe mine!
481
00:19:36,278 --> 00:19:38,045
N-am spus nim�nui.
482
00:19:38,079 --> 00:19:40,047
Nu?
483
00:19:40,081 --> 00:19:41,248
Nu, n-am spus.
484
00:19:41,283 --> 00:19:43,517
M-am g�ndit la asta,
dar sincer s� fiu,
485
00:19:43,551 --> 00:19:46,287
cred c� e vina mea
c� te-am l�sat singur �n ma�in�.
486
00:19:46,321 --> 00:19:49,523
�i dac� promi�i c� nu mai faci
vreodat�, nu voi spune nimic.
487
00:19:49,557 --> 00:19:51,558
Bine, promit.
488
00:19:51,592 --> 00:19:52,860
- Copilul meu!
- Poftim?
489
00:19:52,894 --> 00:19:54,328
D�-mi drumul!
490
00:19:54,362 --> 00:19:55,462
Consuela, plec�m.
491
00:19:55,496 --> 00:19:56,630
Copila�ul meu!
492
00:19:56,664 --> 00:19:58,866
Amice, a spus c�-i copilu' ei.
493
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,467
Acum, car�-te.
494
00:20:01,803 --> 00:20:04,271
E copilul meu. Ernesto.
495
00:20:04,306 --> 00:20:05,772
Nu, eu nu sunt...
Nu sunt Ernesto...
496
00:20:05,807 --> 00:20:08,876
Deja �ntrece�i m�sura.
497
00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:17,885
Chiar n-am vrut s� fac asta.
498
00:20:17,919 --> 00:20:20,787
Au fost foarte simpatici,
p�n� acum.
499
00:20:23,024 --> 00:20:25,159
Peter, nu te mai uita pe fereastr�.
500
00:20:25,193 --> 00:20:26,593
Ryan a plecat.
501
00:20:26,627 --> 00:20:28,628
A terminat filmul,
s-a mutat.
502
00:20:28,663 --> 00:20:30,497
Cum am putut fi at�t de orb?
503
00:20:30,531 --> 00:20:33,300
Cum n-am putut �n�elege
ce voia s�-mi ofere?
504
00:20:33,335 --> 00:20:35,269
Eu cred c� a fost tare ciudat.
505
00:20:35,303 --> 00:20:36,503
Credea c� tu e�ti ciudat�!
506
00:20:36,537 --> 00:20:39,340
- Ce spui de asta?
- Cum o fi...
507
00:20:39,374 --> 00:20:41,575
Nu pot s� nu m� �ntreb...
508
00:20:41,609 --> 00:20:43,283
�l voi mai vedea vreodat�?
509
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:04,972
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510
00:21:04,973 --> 00:21:09,973
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