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Don't even stop to take your makeup off.
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Get down to the side entrance. The cops are waiting.
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Alan, if you're gonna pull any kind of a trick this time...
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I told you, the car's at the curb.
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The cops are waiting to get you to it.
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What could I possibly pull?
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Besides, no one knows what exit you're going out.
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Come on.
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What a crowd!
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How'd they know I was coming out this way?
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You got me, Arnie. I don't know.
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Well, what do you expect?
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When they see four cops rush in, they figure something's cooking.
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You did it again. You set it up.
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I...
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You better get out, Mr. Haines.
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The longer you wait the harder it's gonna be.
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That's right.
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Let him through. Let him through!
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Arnie!
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Give me a break, will you?
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I did five shows today and I forgot to take my vitamin pills this morning.
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Okay, honey, cut loose.
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My purse!
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Somebody stole my purse!
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Help! Help, somebody! Stop the thief!
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Somebody stole my purse!
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That should get you the Academy Award.
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Help! Police! Stop the thief!
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When he came in, Mr. Freed stopped by the desk and said you might be in need of this.
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Alan's here already?
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He and others.
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Lots of others, a veritable multitude.
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Who?
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Oh, I don't know, Mr. Haines.
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But to me, it sure looks like trouble.
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Boy, that guy is just murder.
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Take care of the car for me, will you?
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It's Arnie!
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What's going on here?
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Mr. Haines, my name is Tina Stephens.
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Oh, hi.
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I'm president of the Arnie Haines Fan Club Number 206.
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Well, I'm always happy to meet new friends, but I hardly expected to find anyone here.
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Mr. Haines, we came all the way in from Philadelphia just to see you.
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Some of the kids are from your hometown.
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I know. I've seen them.
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But it wasn't possible to get into the theater.
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So we thought we could see you here.
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You did right, honey.
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Arnie is always glad to say hello.
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We thought you might autograph one of your records for us.
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Just to prove to the other kids back home that we really talked to you.
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Sure. I'd be glad to.
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But maybe you fellows and gals could do me a favor.
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You name it.
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Well, tell me, what's all the shooting about?
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Why do people like yourselves want to see me or talk to me?
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Because you're Arnie Haines.
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You stay out of this. You...
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I'm sorry. You tell me, please.
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Golly, Mr. Haines...
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maybe it's the way you sing, or the beat or something.
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You don't really know, though, do you?
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Isn't it enough that we want to see you and talk to you?
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Sure, and I'm grateful, brown eyes. Thank you.
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Will you autograph the record?
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Sure, is it the one on the machine?
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Somebody got a pen?
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I got one, Arnie.
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Now, in a nice, bold hand.
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"What's all the shooting about?" Brother.
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I'm not through with you yet.
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Here you go. Here, it's yours.
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And thank you.
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Thank you very much for coming up...
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and anytime you're in New York, you come in again.
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You hear? I'm glad to see you. Really.
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Gee, thanks, Mr. Haines. We will.
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Bye~
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Be careful going home, now.
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What are you trying to do, get us thrown out of the hotel...
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so you can get more of that idiotic publicity?
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Alan, tonight's the last straw.
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Arnie, you gotta do these things.
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You never wanna string along with me, so...
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You'll make a freak out of me whether I like it or not.
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Look, everybody's trying to get into the newspapers, Arnie.
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You gotta push the other guy aside and make news.
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He seems to think that me running around in my underwear,
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or getting...thrown out of a hotel is news.
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Now, does that sound like news to you guys?
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Oh, if you were Kim Novak, it might.
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Oh, very funny.
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Look, fellows, listen to me...
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Arnie's right, Alan.
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Maybe you have had a lot to do with us getting where we are, sure.
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But you're getting everything all twisted out of shape.
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You think nothing's more important than getting in the papers.
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Listen, that's free publicity. That's our bread and butter.
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Bread and butter, my foot.
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We ate better back on the farm in Mellondale.
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And we had more fun clobbering a guitar and drums there than we've ever had since.
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And don't tell us about the money we're making.
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With you hounding the agency like a scared rabbit, trying to get us work...
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like there's not gonna be a tomorrow, we're lucky we get any sleep.
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Let alone a chance to spend some of that money on a little pleasure.
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What are you trying to do, make us the richest guys in the Mellondale cemetery?
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Yeah, man. There just ain't no rock and roll music for a harp.
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What do you guys want?
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I'll tell you what I'd like.
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I'd like some of those fresh-caught lobster and crab from back home.
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Steamed clams, a weenie roast at the beach.
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I want to lie on my back, look up at the sky...
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and listen to the folks talk about all that good rain they get for their crops.
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That, and getting my own eggs out of the henhouse...
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a watermelon out of the field.
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You sound like you're hungry.
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I know what he means.
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We haven't seen our folks in over two years.
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Tag? Dave?
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That's right.
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Are you really serious about going home?
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Well, how about it?
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No more work until September.
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We'll spend all July and August back in Mellondale and really live it up.
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Oh, Mammy, steam up those clams!
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Yeah, that's for me.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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What about all those bookings we've got scheduled for this summer?
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$80,000 worth.
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Cancel them.
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Cancel them?
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That's right.
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How can we cancel out on those dates, Arnie?
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If not for the money, for all the good will
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We'd be losing in every town we're supposed to play in.
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I tell you, Arnie, we'd be letting them down.
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Not if we can get another act to take over some of those bookings.
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Who?
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Well, maybe Bill Haley would play ball with us.
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Sure, we've done him some favors.
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Hey, Bill's rehearsing over at Brownie's tonight.
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Come on, Alan, let's go see him right now.
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Hey, just one thing.
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Huh?
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Who's your tailor?
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You guys are murder.
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I'll be dressed in a minute.
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Man, they really go, boy.
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Really something, huh?
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Hi, Alan.
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Hi, Billy.
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Hi, Arnie.
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Gee, you were just great. Just great.
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Oh, Zee. Thanks.
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You know, I don't know whether I ought to speak to you guys or not.
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Why is that?
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The only way I can get more publicity than you...
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is to go up Broadway without my underwear.
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Yeah, well, the next time it'll be Alan here doing the Lady Godiva, not Arnie Haines.
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Say, Bill, I know you're going into the Castle Theatre next week.
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But what are your plans after that?
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Well, just a few recordings we have to make.
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Hey, maybe you can do us a favor.
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Can you take over some of our dates?
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Man, you can't retire.
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The government needs your taxes.
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No, just a little vacation. Man, I'm tired.
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Well, it's possible, Arnie.
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I'll have my manager get in touch with your booking office in the morning.
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I think it can be worked out.
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Good. That's swell.
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Anytime we can repay the favor, you just let us know.
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How about listening to my new tune.
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Goofin' Around? See if you dig it.
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Sold.
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Love to hear it, Bill.
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Well, park yourselves.
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Sit down, Arnie.
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Thanks.
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Hello?
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Yeah, this is Alan Freed.
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Oh, hi, Harry.
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Yeah.
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I told you you'd get a great story if you sent a man to cover the Haines show.
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But, man, I got an even greater one for you now.
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Yeah, the king is going home.
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It's the greatest rags-to-riches yarn you've ever had.
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It beats them all.
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Cinderella, Horatio Alger.
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Man, it's a natural, Harry.
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"The triumphant return of Arnie Haines to his hometown.
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"A town which Arnie Haines left as a farm boy and comes back to as a king."
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Well, we made it.
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You sure you won't be angry with me?
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With my own mother?
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Well, it's being done, you know.
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Psychiatrists are blaming parents for everything these days.
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It's really quite the thing to be angry with one's mother.
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However, I'm sure I'll give you plenty of cause
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before I'm through with your Mr. Arnie Haines.
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Mother...
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Now, Francie, you wanted to come with me. That was all right.
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But I've got a job to do.
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I'm gonna write about Arnie Haines exactly as I see him.
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And I've gotta ask you not to interfere.
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Well, well, well, if it isn't the competition.
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What's a genuine columnist doing at this wingding?
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Let's just say I'm getting pains from Arnie Haines.
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You drive all the way here?
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Yeah. I thought it'd be a nice vacation for my daughter and myself.
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The glamor boy due in soon?
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Any minute.
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My daughter, Francine, boys.
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Hi.
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How do you do?
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And don't get any ideas.
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She doesn't go for anyone who doesn't wear an Arnie Haines button.
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Well, you'd better find a new hero, Miss MacLaine.
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Anybody your mother doesn't like generally winds up in the tail end of nowhere.
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My mother says her column is always fair.
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We'll see.
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Now, baby, you're taking all this too seriously. Relax.
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Hey, what is this?
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Looks pretty clear to me, boss.
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Arnie!
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Mr. Haines.
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Mayor Bagley.
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Hi, Sis.
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How's Mom?
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She's fine.
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I didn't think anyone knew I was coming except my folks.
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Your parents thought it best to wait at your home.
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But if you want my advice, you'll take the next train back to New York.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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It's okay. Relax.
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You want to keep me out of my hometown? Why?
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I tell you, Mr. Haines, and we the people of Mellondale...
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consider your so-called music outrageous.
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Rock and roll is for morons!
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You've seen the moral effect it's having on our younger generation.
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And I say again, it's outrageous! Depraved!
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Well, what's depraved about dancing?
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We want Arnie! We want Arnie!
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Stop it! Stop it!
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Stop it!
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I will not tolerate such behavior in this town.
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Go home!
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Children should be seen and not heard.
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Boy, there's a quote from the Middle Ages.
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Look, Mayor, the boys and I just came home for a rest, that's all.
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We're not here to perform.
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Now, if you don't bother us, we won't bother you.
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I have no legal right to keep you out of town.
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But I want to warn you.
257
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Just one, one exhibition to ruin the morals of our younger people...
258
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Just one toot.
259
00:22:09,463 --> 00:22:11,555
And out you go.
260
00:22:14,068 --> 00:22:15,468
Please stay. Don't go.
261
00:22:15,469 --> 00:22:18,705
I suppose you think that the Mayor is right.
262
00:22:18,706 --> 00:22:21,575
If I said yes, you'd think I'm not being fair.
263
00:22:21,576 --> 00:22:22,940
Let's just say, "no comment."
264
00:22:22,940 --> 00:22:24,444
Come on, let's get back to the hotel.
265
00:22:24,445 --> 00:22:28,448
Arnie, you don't mean that you're gonna let that old windbag stop you from performing here.
266
00:22:28,449 --> 00:22:30,150
He's not stopping me. I told the truth.
267
00:22:30,151 --> 00:22:32,919
The boys and I just came home to rest up for the summer.
268
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:35,789
Now, look, let's forget the whole thing. It's really not important.
269
00:22:35,790 --> 00:22:37,361
Oh, but we think it's important.
270
00:22:37,361 --> 00:22:39,092
We're human beings, too, aren't we?
271
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We've got some rights.
272
00:22:40,533 --> 00:22:42,162
Look, if we don't break the law.
273
00:22:42,163 --> 00:22:45,265
Bagley can't tell us what to do or what not to do.
274
00:22:45,266 --> 00:22:46,587
You can't get...
275
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Davey Loman, you get on home, before I take a stick to you.
276
00:22:50,004 --> 00:22:51,375
Ma, I'm 17.
277
00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:53,573
In that case, I'll have to get a bigger stick.
278
00:22:53,574 --> 00:22:54,802
Gettin'.
279
00:22:57,178 --> 00:22:59,201
The Mayor was right.
280
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Arnie Haines, you stay away from our kids.
281
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Look, kids, thanks.
282
00:23:07,882 --> 00:23:09,656
Thanks a million for being here.
283
00:23:09,657 --> 00:23:11,024
I really appreciate it, but I guess...
284
00:23:11,025 --> 00:23:13,760
You'd all better get home before there's more trouble. Thanks.
285
00:23:13,761 --> 00:23:16,228
Come on, break it up.
286
00:23:22,503 --> 00:23:24,274
"Go home for a rest," he says.
287
00:23:24,274 --> 00:23:26,806
"Lie on the beach, look at the sky...
288
00:23:26,807 --> 00:23:29,309
"Get eggs right out of the henhouse."
289
00:23:29,310 --> 00:23:32,579
We laid one big, fat, beautiful egg here today.
290
00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:34,089
Come on, let's get out of here.
291
00:23:34,089 --> 00:23:36,140
My suitcase.
292
00:23:38,252 --> 00:23:41,688
Hey, look, you guys aren't gonna print what happened here today, are you?
293
00:23:41,689 --> 00:23:43,138
Now, Alan, you started this.
294
00:23:43,138 --> 00:23:45,619
You're the one who invited the newspaper people out here.
295
00:23:45,619 --> 00:23:47,694
Okay. Now let them print what they came for.
296
00:23:47,695 --> 00:23:50,482
Even if we did give you a break... Arline MacLaine won't.
297
00:23:50,482 --> 00:23:51,097
MacLaine?
298
00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:52,802
She writes that column. She's here?
299
00:23:52,802 --> 00:23:53,867
She sure is.
300
00:23:53,868 --> 00:23:56,034
The World as seen by Arline MacLaine.
301
00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:58,479
And since you happen to be part of this world, Haines,
302
00:23:58,479 --> 00:23:59,873
she's gonna take you apart.
303
00:23:59,874 --> 00:24:01,341
But why? What have we done to her?
304
00:24:01,342 --> 00:24:04,311
Well, she sounds as though you give her nervous indigestion.
305
00:24:04,312 --> 00:24:06,813
It could be something about her daughter, though.
306
00:24:06,814 --> 00:24:08,287
I just thought I'd tip you off.
307
00:24:08,287 --> 00:24:08,782
Thanks.
308
00:24:08,783 --> 00:24:11,651
My kid dances that stuff, same as the other kids.
309
00:24:11,652 --> 00:24:13,376
I don't see anything wrong in it.
310
00:24:13,376 --> 00:24:14,683
Just thought I'd tell you.
311
00:24:14,683 --> 00:24:17,112
Thank you very much.
312
00:24:18,159 --> 00:24:20,293
Well, maybe we ought to go back to New York.
313
00:24:20,294 --> 00:24:22,962
The worst that can happen to us there is we get hit by a truck.
314
00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:23,461
Yeah.
315
00:24:23,461 --> 00:24:24,064
I'm staying.
316
00:24:24,065 --> 00:24:26,032
If these folks are gonna keep thinking like this...
317
00:24:26,033 --> 00:24:28,635
how do you think it's gonna be for our folks who have to live here?
318
00:24:28,636 --> 00:24:30,603
How do you expect to change their minds?
319
00:24:30,604 --> 00:24:32,672
I have plenty of time to think about that.
320
00:24:32,673 --> 00:24:34,283
I'm going home to see my folks.
321
00:24:34,283 --> 00:24:34,908
Yeah. So am I.
322
00:24:34,909 --> 00:24:36,443
We'll see you at your house after dinner.
323
00:24:36,444 --> 00:24:37,420
Okay. Good idea. Yeah.
324
00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:39,708
So long, fellows.
325
00:24:41,215 --> 00:24:42,460
Arnie, I'm sorry.
326
00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:43,783
I'm not.
327
00:24:43,784 --> 00:24:47,320
I tell you, I was beginning to think maybe I am some kind of a freak.
328
00:24:47,321 --> 00:24:50,023
They called me everything but that today.
329
00:24:50,024 --> 00:24:51,691
I guess that makes me normal, huh?
330
00:24:51,692 --> 00:24:53,236
See you after dinner, too?
331
00:24:53,236 --> 00:24:54,060
Sure, Arnie.
332
00:24:54,061 --> 00:24:54,722
Come on, Molly.
333
00:24:54,722 --> 00:24:56,162
Okay. See you tonight, Alan.
334
00:24:56,163 --> 00:24:56,757
Bye, honey.
335
00:24:56,757 --> 00:24:58,289
Bye.
336
00:25:53,521 --> 00:25:55,555
They do make a cute couple, don't they?
337
00:25:55,556 --> 00:26:00,287
In the old days, the kids used their energy for picking corn.
338
00:26:15,009 --> 00:26:17,710
Hey, maybe we ought to go inside and get cheered up.
339
00:26:17,711 --> 00:26:18,209
Let's go. Come on.
340
00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:20,076
Good.
341
00:26:20,147 --> 00:26:21,592
That must be the rest of the kids.
342
00:26:21,592 --> 00:26:23,120
I'll get it.
343
00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:26,186
Hey! Hi, fellows.
344
00:26:26,187 --> 00:26:27,881
It's the boys! Hi, Alan!
345
00:26:27,881 --> 00:26:28,521
Hello!
346
00:26:28,522 --> 00:26:31,624
Hi, Chas! Tag, how are you?
347
00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:33,927
Hey, fellows. How about that?
348
00:26:33,928 --> 00:26:35,762
What are you, a Benedict Arnold or something?
349
00:26:35,763 --> 00:26:37,297
Playing a Bill Haley record here?
350
00:26:37,298 --> 00:26:38,444
We have to.
351
00:26:38,444 --> 00:26:41,392
All the Arnie Haines records are worn out.
352
00:26:55,950 --> 00:26:58,276
Try Haines' home. To heck with the beach.
353
00:26:58,276 --> 00:26:59,819
And to heck with old Bagley!
354
00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:02,356
Come on! Let's go!
355
00:28:36,884 --> 00:28:38,885
Yeah, you got the rock, all right.
356
00:28:38,886 --> 00:28:41,354
But I think your roll just stripped a gear.
357
00:28:41,355 --> 00:28:45,391
I was on my way to the beach when I heard the music.
358
00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:47,260
I thought you were inside.
359
00:28:47,261 --> 00:28:48,494
I saw you through the window.
360
00:28:48,495 --> 00:28:50,997
We don't always have people gamboling on the green out here.
361
00:28:50,998 --> 00:28:54,694
This is purely clinical research.
362
00:28:54,768 --> 00:28:58,071
I'm only interested in cause and effect, Mr. Haines.
363
00:28:58,072 --> 00:29:01,908
The effect seems evident, and the modus operandi seems clear...
364
00:29:01,909 --> 00:29:03,643
but the cause really eludes me.
365
00:29:03,644 --> 00:29:07,080
Hey, hold on. Would you play that chorus over in a different key?
366
00:29:07,081 --> 00:29:08,314
What I mean is...
367
00:29:08,315 --> 00:29:10,817
It just seems like dancing to me.
368
00:29:10,818 --> 00:29:13,519
Why are people like my mother and the Mayor so steamed up?
369
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,054
Your mother?
370
00:29:15,055 --> 00:29:19,058
Oh, I'm Francine MacLaine. My mother writes a newspaper column.
371
00:29:19,059 --> 00:29:20,193
That MacLaine.
372
00:29:20,194 --> 00:29:23,162
What'd she do? Send you out here for more material to slug me with?
373
00:29:23,163 --> 00:29:24,397
Hardly.
374
00:29:24,398 --> 00:29:27,767
She doesn't think you belong in the company of nice little girls.
375
00:29:27,768 --> 00:29:29,235
Well, so long, Miss MacLaine.
376
00:29:29,236 --> 00:29:30,081
Wait a minute.
377
00:29:30,081 --> 00:29:32,372
I didn't say that was my opinion.
378
00:29:32,373 --> 00:29:34,007
I'd like to talk to you.
379
00:29:34,008 --> 00:29:35,575
What about?
380
00:29:35,576 --> 00:29:39,012
My mother's column appears in about 150 newspapers.
381
00:29:39,013 --> 00:29:42,615
If she blasts you, man, you're blasted good.
382
00:29:42,616 --> 00:29:44,751
I'd like to try and change her mind.
383
00:29:44,752 --> 00:29:46,586
Hey, you on the level?
384
00:29:46,587 --> 00:29:48,688
There's a principle involved.
385
00:29:48,689 --> 00:29:50,690
Teenagers are almost adults.
386
00:29:50,691 --> 00:29:54,961
They're entitled to their own opinions not what somebody dictates for them.
387
00:29:54,962 --> 00:29:58,464
So you think your mother could make me or break me, huh?
388
00:29:58,465 --> 00:30:01,267
Her column always manages to stir up something.
389
00:30:01,268 --> 00:30:03,963
It's like living inside of a hurricane.
390
00:30:04,605 --> 00:30:07,840
But I wouldn't want it to even try and hurt you.
391
00:30:07,841 --> 00:30:11,010
Maybe we should both go to the beach.
392
00:30:11,011 --> 00:30:12,345
It'll be nice and quiet there.
393
00:30:12,346 --> 00:30:16,082
We can have a man-to-man talk.
394
00:30:16,083 --> 00:30:18,184
Sure. Man to man.
395
00:30:18,185 --> 00:30:21,483
I'll get a suit. Will you wait for me?
396
00:30:52,352 --> 00:30:55,616
Go ahead. Sing it.
397
00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:24,377
That was lovely.
398
00:32:24,378 --> 00:32:26,846
I didn't know you could sing that kind of a song.
399
00:32:26,847 --> 00:32:29,115
The people who buy my records like rock and roll.
400
00:32:29,116 --> 00:32:32,952
The public always decides what kind of entertainment it's going to get.
401
00:32:32,953 --> 00:32:35,254
It's a business, just like any other business.
402
00:32:35,255 --> 00:32:37,523
Oh, that's for sure.
403
00:32:37,524 --> 00:32:39,659
You know, I've come to the conclusion that
404
00:32:39,660 --> 00:32:42,328
rock and roll is a symptom of the young people.
405
00:32:42,329 --> 00:32:45,965
Asserting themselves for their right to do things as they think fit.
406
00:32:45,966 --> 00:32:48,768
They resent the wrong kind of discipline by parents.
407
00:32:48,769 --> 00:32:51,137
Parents would never understand that.
408
00:32:51,138 --> 00:32:55,039
Sometimes people assert themselves in the wrong way.
409
00:32:55,642 --> 00:32:58,611
How did you get so smart at your age, little girl?
410
00:32:58,612 --> 00:33:00,813
Isn't that beside the point?
411
00:33:00,814 --> 00:33:02,348
Pretty, too.
412
00:33:02,349 --> 00:33:04,951
And you couldn't have spent your time in beauty parlors.
413
00:33:04,952 --> 00:33:06,552
Thank you.
414
00:33:06,553 --> 00:33:10,590
You know, for two years I've been wondering what all the shooting is about.
415
00:33:10,591 --> 00:33:13,192
What people really see in the way I sing.
416
00:33:13,193 --> 00:33:14,727
You just told me.
417
00:33:14,728 --> 00:33:15,425
I did?
418
00:33:15,425 --> 00:33:17,063
Sure. It isn't me at all.
419
00:33:17,064 --> 00:33:19,398
Arnie Haines is just a name.
420
00:33:19,399 --> 00:33:22,602
If it weren't Arnie Haines, it'd be somebody else.
421
00:33:22,603 --> 00:33:25,238
Kids just pick somebody like me and wave me like a flag.
422
00:33:25,239 --> 00:33:28,107
They wanna hold me in front of their parents' noses
423
00:33:28,108 --> 00:33:31,210
like a pair of red britches in front of a bull.
424
00:33:31,211 --> 00:33:32,612
Of course. That's it.
425
00:33:32,613 --> 00:33:35,348
Miss MacLaine, you're all right.
426
00:33:35,349 --> 00:33:38,517
Boy, I've been thinking for so long about...
427
00:33:38,518 --> 00:33:40,286
Why did you kiss me?
428
00:33:40,287 --> 00:33:43,723
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't even know I had...
429
00:33:43,724 --> 00:33:48,527
You know, you shouldn't look like that if you don't want to be kissed.
430
00:33:48,528 --> 00:33:50,897
Strictly a sex attraction, wasn't it?
431
00:33:50,898 --> 00:33:53,032
Are you serious?
432
00:33:53,033 --> 00:33:56,068
Mother's kept boys away from me as if they had rabies.
433
00:33:56,069 --> 00:33:59,071
She once read where wolves get rabies like dogs.
434
00:33:59,072 --> 00:34:01,040
I'm sure that must mean something.
435
00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:04,009
I found it quite profound.
436
00:34:04,211 --> 00:34:06,974
Kissing you, I mean.
437
00:34:11,952 --> 00:34:15,388
You're right. It is profound.
438
00:34:15,389 --> 00:34:18,391
Maybe we'd better just talk for a while.
439
00:34:18,392 --> 00:34:20,950
Yeah, and keep talking.
440
00:34:21,528 --> 00:34:25,998
Arnie, I think you should play your rock and roll music at a public function.
441
00:34:25,999 --> 00:34:27,266
What for?
442
00:34:27,267 --> 00:34:28,801
So that my mother can see for herself
443
00:34:28,802 --> 00:34:31,337
that your music isn't detrimental to young people.
444
00:34:31,338 --> 00:34:33,706
Oh, no deal. Bagley would run us out of town.
445
00:34:33,707 --> 00:34:36,375
It doesn't have to be in Mellondale.
446
00:34:36,376 --> 00:34:39,912
What if your mother doesn't like what she sees?
447
00:34:39,913 --> 00:34:43,516
Why couldn't my mother have been the kind who just sits home and does knitting?
448
00:34:43,517 --> 00:34:45,818
Seems to me, though, we have nothing to lose.
449
00:34:45,819 --> 00:34:48,087
If we don't do it, she's gonna clobber us anyway.
450
00:34:48,088 --> 00:34:50,122
I know we can change her mind.
451
00:34:50,123 --> 00:34:53,693
And if we do, she won't stop working until she makes things right.
452
00:34:53,694 --> 00:34:55,795
All right. I'll talk to the boys.
453
00:34:55,796 --> 00:34:57,620
If they go along with it, we'll run the dance.
454
00:34:57,620 --> 00:35:01,194
Probably in Friesville the next town.
455
00:35:02,336 --> 00:35:06,100
I think rabies are just wonderful.
456
00:35:10,243 --> 00:35:11,423
Give me the out-of-town papers.
457
00:35:11,423 --> 00:35:12,033
Yes, sir.
458
00:35:12,033 --> 00:35:13,070
Let me see my little....
459
00:35:13,070 --> 00:35:13,745
Yeah, keeping one.
460
00:35:13,745 --> 00:35:16,816
Look at this. "Rock and roll barred by Haines' home town."
461
00:35:16,817 --> 00:35:18,217
Wow. "Rock and Roll Revolt."
462
00:35:18,218 --> 00:35:19,635
Every one of them.
463
00:35:19,635 --> 00:35:20,953
Coast-to-coast frame-up.
464
00:35:20,954 --> 00:35:22,655
Right across the country.
465
00:35:22,656 --> 00:35:23,472
We're dead.
466
00:35:23,472 --> 00:35:25,191
Services will be held in five minutes.
467
00:35:25,192 --> 00:35:26,258
Now what?
468
00:35:26,259 --> 00:35:27,927
Hey, there's one I got to see in particular.
469
00:35:27,928 --> 00:35:28,411
What is it?
470
00:35:28,411 --> 00:35:29,095
Herald Tribune.
471
00:35:29,096 --> 00:35:30,696
Yeah, here it is, right here.
472
00:35:30,697 --> 00:35:33,688
On the back page, it always is.
473
00:35:48,281 --> 00:35:49,882
Boy, she doesn't pull any punches.
474
00:35:49,883 --> 00:35:50,813
Bad, huh?
475
00:35:50,813 --> 00:35:51,817
Now what are we gonna do?
476
00:35:51,818 --> 00:35:54,887
We're gonna turn the other cheek, and let her take a sock at that, too.
477
00:35:54,888 --> 00:35:56,322
We're inviting the lady to a dance.
478
00:35:56,323 --> 00:35:57,590
Come on, let's go to Friesville.
479
00:35:57,591 --> 00:35:58,585
Here you are. Keep the change.
480
00:35:58,585 --> 00:36:00,855
Thanks a lot.
481
00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:08,008
Here, have a good look, Bill.
482
00:38:08,008 --> 00:38:09,822
Arnie Haines has ruined us.
483
00:38:09,823 --> 00:38:13,025
Every booking we had across the country's been canceled.
484
00:38:13,026 --> 00:38:14,527
Well, how do you like that?
485
00:38:14,528 --> 00:38:17,496
He wants a vacation, so he takes us all with him.
486
00:38:17,497 --> 00:38:20,761
Thanks for bringing me the good news.
487
00:38:32,646 --> 00:38:34,635
There it is.
488
00:38:50,230 --> 00:38:51,664
The Mayor owns this place.
489
00:38:51,664 --> 00:38:52,998
Gee, I hope it works out.
490
00:38:52,999 --> 00:38:54,084
Come on, let's see if he's around.
491
00:38:54,084 --> 00:38:56,365
All right.
492
00:40:25,258 --> 00:40:26,992
We're looking for Mr. Everett.
493
00:40:26,993 --> 00:40:29,328
Well, I'm Tom Everett. Something I can do for you?
494
00:40:29,329 --> 00:40:32,031
My name is Freed, and this is Arnie Haines.
495
00:40:32,032 --> 00:40:33,388
Arnie Haines!
496
00:40:33,388 --> 00:40:35,067
Oh, the rock and roll fellow?
497
00:40:35,068 --> 00:40:37,403
There's only one, Dad.
498
00:40:37,404 --> 00:40:38,671
Meet my daughter, Sunny.
499
00:40:38,672 --> 00:40:41,740
She likes to come down and sing and dance with the band once in a while.
500
00:40:41,741 --> 00:40:42,848
How do you do, Miss Everett?
501
00:40:42,848 --> 00:40:43,942
Hello.
502
00:40:43,943 --> 00:40:46,345
I've been reading about you in the papers, Mr. Haines.
503
00:40:46,346 --> 00:40:48,224
Well, that's why we came to talk to you, sir.
504
00:40:48,224 --> 00:40:49,415
Oh?
505
00:40:49,416 --> 00:40:53,252
We'd like to put on a special rock and roll show here some Saturday night.
506
00:40:53,253 --> 00:40:55,354
Man, that'd be the coolest!
507
00:40:55,355 --> 00:40:57,823
Arnie Haines, right here in Friesville!
508
00:40:57,824 --> 00:40:59,958
Whoa, now, honey, not so fast.
509
00:40:59,959 --> 00:41:04,430
You can make more money in one night than all summer long.
510
00:41:04,431 --> 00:41:07,466
Well, Mellondale's five times bigger than we are
511
00:41:07,467 --> 00:41:11,603
and Friesville depends on Mellondale for a lot of business.
512
00:41:11,604 --> 00:41:13,939
If Mayor Bagley was to get mad...
513
00:41:13,940 --> 00:41:17,509
Oh, Dad, you don't have to kowtow to old Bagley one bit.
514
00:41:17,510 --> 00:41:21,513
Why, every kid in town thinks he's stupid for banning Arnie.
515
00:41:21,514 --> 00:41:24,216
And we can promise that a lot of top rock and roll artists
516
00:41:24,217 --> 00:41:26,819
will appear here with us that night.
517
00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:30,789
Just... Why you fellows going to all this trouble?
518
00:41:30,790 --> 00:41:32,891
Well, we have a point to prove, Mr. Everett.
519
00:41:32,892 --> 00:41:34,827
We'd like to show the rest of the country that
520
00:41:34,828 --> 00:41:38,063
rock and roll is a safe and sane dance for all young people.
521
00:41:38,064 --> 00:41:41,294
It hasn't hurt me any, has it?
522
00:41:42,068 --> 00:41:46,469
You'd like to have Mr. Haines here real bad, wouldn't you?
523
00:41:46,639 --> 00:41:50,109
I can't think of any other man in the whole world I'd want more.
524
00:41:50,110 --> 00:41:52,611
You know, I think she's got every record you ever made.
525
00:41:52,612 --> 00:41:53,712
Well.
526
00:41:53,713 --> 00:41:58,484
Okay, Mr. Haines, you tell me what Saturday night you want, and we'll set it up.
527
00:41:58,485 --> 00:42:00,509
That's great. Thank you, sir, very much.
528
00:42:00,509 --> 00:42:01,954
You can thank me.
529
00:42:01,955 --> 00:42:05,524
After all, I was the one who sold my father.
530
00:42:05,525 --> 00:42:06,959
Wasn't I?
531
00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,895
You know, she's a pretty good saleslady when she gets started.
532
00:42:09,896 --> 00:42:12,030
I'll walk Mr. Haines back to his car.
533
00:42:12,031 --> 00:42:13,905
Why don't you two talk business?
534
00:42:13,905 --> 00:42:15,934
Okay, Arnie, I'll handle it.
535
00:42:15,935 --> 00:42:19,705
Mr. Everett, what's the first Saturday night you've got available?
536
00:42:19,706 --> 00:42:23,231
Well, let's see. Next Saturday is booked.
537
00:42:26,546 --> 00:42:29,214
You'd never think I'm not 18 yet, would you?
538
00:42:29,215 --> 00:42:31,049
Is that a warning?
539
00:42:31,050 --> 00:42:33,652
Everyone thinks I act much older.
540
00:42:33,653 --> 00:42:35,621
You add me to the list, then.
541
00:42:35,622 --> 00:42:38,090
How'd you manage to get like that, anyway?
542
00:42:38,091 --> 00:42:41,226
Oh, I decided ages ago there wasn't much point in acting too young.
543
00:42:41,227 --> 00:42:44,218
Just old enough, huh?
544
00:42:44,264 --> 00:42:46,064
I like men.
545
00:42:46,065 --> 00:42:48,267
Why shouldn't I be frank about it?
546
00:42:48,268 --> 00:42:49,783
All women do.
547
00:42:49,783 --> 00:42:52,294
They just don't come out and say so.
548
00:42:52,405 --> 00:42:54,667
Where'd you learn that stuff?
549
00:42:56,709 --> 00:43:00,379
Arnie, are there gonna be reporters and men taking pictures the night you're here?
550
00:43:00,380 --> 00:43:02,714
They'll be invited.
551
00:43:02,715 --> 00:43:06,084
I think my father would like it if I were your date that night.
552
00:43:06,085 --> 00:43:07,419
How do you know he'd like it?
553
00:43:07,420 --> 00:43:10,422
Oh, he'd like it if I told him.
554
00:43:10,423 --> 00:43:12,257
Oh, I see.
555
00:43:12,258 --> 00:43:16,716
Miss Everett, look, I'm a lot older than you are, you know?
556
00:43:21,701 --> 00:43:26,228
There. Now I just grew up five years.
557
00:43:26,773 --> 00:43:29,001
See you, Arnie.
558
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,661
Great catfishes, Arnie! Where you been?
559
00:43:49,662 --> 00:43:50,729
What's the matter, Molly?
560
00:43:50,730 --> 00:43:53,506
The phone hasn't stopped ringing since you left the house this morning.
561
00:43:53,506 --> 00:43:54,299
Newspapers?
562
00:43:54,300 --> 00:43:57,316
Newspapers, your television sponsor, newsreels,
563
00:43:57,316 --> 00:44:01,373
and a fellow named Ted Collier called from New York 13 times.
564
00:44:01,374 --> 00:44:03,008
Wow, we didn't get in touch with Collier.
565
00:44:03,009 --> 00:44:04,910
The office must be going crazy.
566
00:44:04,911 --> 00:44:06,845
I'll get him right now.
567
00:44:06,846 --> 00:44:08,647
Hey, who is this Collier character?
568
00:44:08,648 --> 00:44:10,482
He runs the theatrical agency booking our act.
569
00:44:10,483 --> 00:44:12,882
I gotta go with Alan, honey.
570
00:44:15,188 --> 00:44:17,322
But Ted...
571
00:44:17,323 --> 00:44:20,314
Ted, I'm trying to tell you that...
572
00:44:20,527 --> 00:44:22,264
Ted, if you'll just listen to me.
573
00:44:22,264 --> 00:44:23,829
Give me that, will you?
574
00:44:23,830 --> 00:44:25,603
Teddy?
575
00:44:25,965 --> 00:44:28,033
Ted, this is Arnie.
576
00:44:28,034 --> 00:44:30,523
Well, if you'd just be quiet for a minute and listen,
577
00:44:30,523 --> 00:44:33,171
maybe we could get someplace.
578
00:44:33,172 --> 00:44:35,774
Yeah, we read the papers. We read all the papers.
579
00:44:35,775 --> 00:44:39,278
We may have an angle, though, to overcome the whole mess.
580
00:44:39,279 --> 00:44:42,014
We're gonna run a rock and roll show in the next town.
581
00:44:42,015 --> 00:44:45,176
We want to prove something to Arline MacLaine.
582
00:44:45,852 --> 00:44:48,353
Yeah, we know, but if we can get her to change her mind
583
00:44:48,354 --> 00:44:51,890
and write in her column that rock and roll is a good influence for the kids...
584
00:44:51,891 --> 00:44:54,984
it'll be a solid argument for us.
585
00:44:55,862 --> 00:44:57,954
Yeah, Ted.
586
00:44:57,964 --> 00:45:00,032
Yeah, we think so, too.
587
00:45:00,033 --> 00:45:01,700
You can help us a great deal.
588
00:45:01,701 --> 00:45:05,637
I'll need the best rock and roll acts you can get. The best, though.
589
00:45:05,638 --> 00:45:07,239
Yeah!
590
00:45:07,240 --> 00:45:09,332
Wow!
591
00:45:09,742 --> 00:45:11,443
Yeah, that's great. That'll do it. Thanks.
592
00:45:11,444 --> 00:45:12,352
The date?
593
00:45:12,352 --> 00:45:13,912
Saturday. Write it down, will you?
594
00:45:13,913 --> 00:45:15,920
Saturday, July 17th?
595
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:16,481
17th, yeah.
596
00:45:16,482 --> 00:45:17,656
July 17th.
597
00:45:17,656 --> 00:45:19,952
Thank you, Ted. Thanks very much.
598
00:45:19,953 --> 00:45:21,119
Yeah, me, too.
599
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:22,487
Well, we're all set.
600
00:45:22,488 --> 00:45:25,591
Bill Haley and his Comets, Little Richard and his combo...
601
00:45:25,592 --> 00:45:29,795
The Treniers, have all been canceled out on their dates because of the bad publicity we started.
602
00:45:29,796 --> 00:45:30,862
You started.
603
00:45:30,863 --> 00:45:32,531
But those are the acts that are coming here.
604
00:45:32,532 --> 00:45:34,702
Wow. That's the best in the business.
605
00:45:34,702 --> 00:45:34,900
You bet your life.
606
00:45:34,901 --> 00:45:37,102
That's $1 million worth of talent on one stage.
607
00:45:37,103 --> 00:45:39,671
Wow, Friesville won't ever forget that, I bet.
608
00:45:39,672 --> 00:45:43,108
I'll tell the boys all about it, and I'll handle all the arrangements.
609
00:45:43,109 --> 00:45:46,805
One arrangement I gotta handle myself.
610
00:45:55,221 --> 00:45:58,382
Miss Francine MacLaine, please.
611
00:47:52,605 --> 00:47:56,541
Now, would you mind telling me why you had me come way out here?
612
00:47:56,542 --> 00:47:59,311
You saw that stuff your mother wrote about me.
613
00:47:59,312 --> 00:48:00,612
It was horrible.
614
00:48:00,613 --> 00:48:01,828
I'm worried.
615
00:48:01,828 --> 00:48:04,116
Francine, I'm worried about the dance.
616
00:48:04,117 --> 00:48:07,018
A woman like Arline MacLaine...
617
00:48:07,019 --> 00:48:08,687
she'll never eat her words.
618
00:48:08,688 --> 00:48:11,656
Please believe me. She isn't like she sounds in that column.
619
00:48:11,657 --> 00:48:13,325
Not really.
620
00:48:13,326 --> 00:48:16,728
She can be very warm and human and honest.
621
00:48:16,729 --> 00:48:18,797
Wish I could believe that.
622
00:48:18,798 --> 00:48:23,168
I know. Sometimes she goes smashing into things like Carrie Nation with a hatchet.
623
00:48:23,169 --> 00:48:25,003
But she's not small.
624
00:48:25,004 --> 00:48:28,840
She'd gladly eat her words, if only we could convince her.
625
00:48:28,841 --> 00:48:29,350
I don't know.
626
00:48:29,350 --> 00:48:31,672
Honestly, Arnie.
627
00:48:33,746 --> 00:48:36,120
If you don't know her, I guess nobody does.
628
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,183
We'll go ahead with the dance.
629
00:48:38,184 --> 00:48:39,317
Good.
630
00:48:39,318 --> 00:48:41,553
You know, I've been keeping my ears open in town.
631
00:48:41,554 --> 00:48:43,522
You'd be surprised at the things I found out.
632
00:48:43,523 --> 00:48:44,689
Such as?
633
00:48:44,690 --> 00:48:47,058
We have to make sure that Mayor Bagley doesn't hear of it.
634
00:48:47,059 --> 00:48:48,627
That's for sure.
635
00:48:48,628 --> 00:48:51,363
He has to make himself look good for the next election.
636
00:48:51,364 --> 00:48:53,932
He knows if you prove him wrong, he's gonna look like a fool.
637
00:48:53,933 --> 00:48:56,201
So that's it. Reelection.
638
00:48:56,425 --> 00:48:58,460
It figures.
639
00:48:59,472 --> 00:49:02,841
The only way we can advertise now is by word of mouth.
640
00:49:02,842 --> 00:49:05,477
The kids will have to pass it on from one to the other.
641
00:49:05,478 --> 00:49:07,379
My sister, Molly, can start the ball rolling.
642
00:49:07,380 --> 00:49:10,315
And I've made friends with a group of kids from the little theater.
643
00:49:10,316 --> 00:49:10,840
Good.
644
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:12,450
They can help spread the word around.
645
00:49:12,451 --> 00:49:13,552
Very good.
646
00:49:13,553 --> 00:49:14,753
But do me a favor.
647
00:49:14,753 --> 00:49:18,190
Don't tell your mother about the dance until the very last minute.
648
00:49:18,191 --> 00:49:20,818
Don't worry. I won't.
649
00:49:21,260 --> 00:49:22,460
Hey.
650
00:49:22,461 --> 00:49:24,896
Where does your mother think you are tonight?
651
00:49:24,897 --> 00:49:27,432
At a hog calling contest.
652
00:49:27,433 --> 00:49:31,536
Please don't tell her you were dating the head hog caller.
653
00:49:31,537 --> 00:49:35,904
Hey, I gotta get you home before she gets the bloodhounds out. Let's go.
654
00:49:36,909 --> 00:49:39,438
Arnie Haines, Friesville Palladium.
655
00:49:39,438 --> 00:49:40,612
Arnie Haines, Friesville Palladium.
656
00:49:40,613 --> 00:49:41,492
Friesville Palladium.
657
00:49:41,492 --> 00:49:43,682
The Arnie Haines Show, Friesville Palladium.
658
00:49:43,683 --> 00:49:46,618
The Arnie Haines Show, Saturday night, Friesville Palladium.
659
00:49:46,619 --> 00:49:48,420
The Arnie Haines Show, Saturday night.
660
00:49:48,421 --> 00:49:52,083
The Arnie Haines Show, Friesville Palladium, Saturday night.
661
00:49:54,527 --> 00:49:56,824
Let's rip it up!
662
00:52:20,039 --> 00:52:22,540
Well, Mother, how does it look?
663
00:52:22,541 --> 00:52:24,909
As if they all need a sedative.
664
00:52:24,910 --> 00:52:27,946
But you must admit, it's just dancing. That's all.
665
00:52:27,947 --> 00:52:30,815
These kids aren't doing anything wrong.
666
00:52:30,816 --> 00:52:32,317
Well, darling, how can I tell?
667
00:52:32,318 --> 00:52:35,420
They all move so fast, it looks like a double exposure.
668
00:52:35,421 --> 00:52:39,290
You promised you'd report only what you saw here, nothing else.
669
00:52:39,291 --> 00:52:40,859
If you do that, I'll be satisfied.
670
00:52:40,860 --> 00:52:44,761
I made a bargain with you, baby. I'll live up to it.
671
00:52:44,830 --> 00:52:47,565
Where's your boyfriend?
672
00:52:47,566 --> 00:52:49,367
Boyfriend?
673
00:52:49,368 --> 00:52:52,504
Now, Francine, you don't honestly believe that I thought
674
00:52:52,505 --> 00:52:56,041
you were going to hog calling and pie baking contests?
675
00:52:56,042 --> 00:52:59,577
Those were the best things I could think up.
676
00:52:59,578 --> 00:53:02,307
Are you in love with him?
677
00:53:02,615 --> 00:53:04,843
I don't know.
678
00:53:04,850 --> 00:53:08,086
I hope so. I'd like to be.
679
00:53:08,087 --> 00:53:11,456
Francie, you could do so much better.
680
00:53:11,457 --> 00:53:15,126
I'm also old enough to be entitled to my own mistakes, Mother.
681
00:53:15,127 --> 00:53:17,754
All right, darling.
682
00:53:27,206 --> 00:53:29,782
I'm afraid this is as far as our date goes, Sunny.
683
00:53:29,782 --> 00:53:30,809
I have other things to do.
684
00:53:30,810 --> 00:53:33,478
Oh, you won't have any trouble finding boys to dance with here.
685
00:53:33,479 --> 00:53:35,580
No trouble at all.
686
00:53:35,581 --> 00:53:37,182
But I'll be seeing you later.
687
00:53:37,183 --> 00:53:38,177
Well, I'm not sure.
688
00:53:38,177 --> 00:53:38,983
I am.
689
00:53:38,984 --> 00:53:42,145
You won't be on the stage all night.
690
00:53:44,156 --> 00:53:45,074
Do we dig?
691
00:53:45,972 --> 00:53:48,148
Consider it dug.
692
00:53:58,604 --> 00:54:00,443
Good evening, Mrs. MacLaine.
693
00:54:00,443 --> 00:54:01,906
Miss MacLaine.
694
00:54:01,907 --> 00:54:04,042
Congratulations, Mr. Haines.
695
00:54:04,043 --> 00:54:07,479
You must sing romantic ballads much better than I thought.
696
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:10,682
Mother. She knows.
697
00:54:10,683 --> 00:54:15,053
I'm very sorry you don't think as much about rock and roll as your daughter does, Mrs. MacLaine.
698
00:54:15,054 --> 00:54:18,123
Oh, she's very young, she'll get over it.
699
00:54:18,124 --> 00:54:21,860
And what happens to you, Mr. Haines, when the public gets over rock and roll?
700
00:54:21,861 --> 00:54:27,628
Well, if they ever do, then I'll go back to singing romantic ballads.
701
00:54:28,901 --> 00:54:32,637
And I hope Francine's around to listen to them.
702
00:54:32,638 --> 00:54:35,435
Check with you later.
703
00:54:38,477 --> 00:54:39,558
Touche.
704
00:54:39,558 --> 00:54:41,240
Touche.
705
00:54:55,094 --> 00:54:58,296
Now one of the most fabulous of all rock and roll acts...
706
00:54:58,297 --> 00:55:01,265
here are The Treniers!
707
00:58:01,947 --> 00:58:02,949
How are we doing, Dad?
708
00:58:02,949 --> 00:58:04,215
The newspaper gal digging us?
709
00:58:04,216 --> 00:58:05,316
Yeah, real deep.
710
00:58:05,317 --> 00:58:08,219
She sounds like she has us plowed way under already.
711
00:58:08,220 --> 00:58:09,787
That's freedom of the press.
712
00:58:09,788 --> 00:58:11,856
Yeah, and I always thought freedom of the press
713
00:58:11,857 --> 00:58:13,991
was a tailor who ironed your suits for nothing.
714
00:58:13,992 --> 00:58:15,093
Shows you.
715
00:58:15,094 --> 00:58:16,894
Hey, we're on next. We better get set, fellows.
716
00:58:16,895 --> 00:58:18,709
Okay. The rest of the boys are backstage.
717
00:58:18,709 --> 00:58:19,597
Good.
718
00:58:19,598 --> 00:58:22,767
Well, at least the latest communique from Mellondale is a good one.
719
00:58:22,768 --> 00:58:25,236
Mayor Bagley is sound asleep.
720
00:58:25,237 --> 00:58:28,439
Who would ever think 500 kids would keep a secret?
721
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:32,307
Looks like the younger generation has some character after all, eh?
722
00:58:32,811 --> 00:58:37,582
Light up the lantern and let the bells toll 'cause that man's coming out to rock and roll.
723
00:58:37,583 --> 00:58:40,451
So take off your handcuffs and take off your chains...
724
00:58:40,452 --> 00:58:45,513
while we dig with the mostest of Arnie Haines!
725
01:01:07,065 --> 01:01:09,700
It's intermission time. Time to rest your feet.
726
01:01:09,701 --> 01:01:12,403
Then Little Richard and his cats will be here with a beat.
727
01:01:12,404 --> 01:01:15,139
You got 15 minutes, so set your clocks.
728
01:01:15,140 --> 01:01:18,075
And then jive on back with your rolls and rocks!
729
01:01:18,076 --> 01:01:20,338
See you later.
730
01:01:22,281 --> 01:01:24,415
Now, look, Sunny. I can't run out like this.
731
01:01:24,416 --> 01:01:25,856
I have guests in there.
732
01:01:25,856 --> 01:01:28,052
I'm your date, whether you know it or not.
733
01:01:28,053 --> 01:01:28,651
But I can't...
734
01:01:28,651 --> 01:01:29,453
Oh, now come on.
735
01:01:29,454 --> 01:01:31,389
If the world was made in six days...
736
01:01:31,390 --> 01:01:33,791
we should be able to make a little time in 15 minutes.
737
01:01:33,792 --> 01:01:38,729
Boy, something tells me your father missed up on a few spankings somewhere along the line.
738
01:01:38,730 --> 01:01:41,198
I parked it here just for us.
739
01:01:41,199 --> 01:01:43,200
If you think I'm gonna go for a drive now...
740
01:01:43,201 --> 01:01:45,369
Now, who said anything about driving?
741
01:01:45,370 --> 01:01:48,895
I just want to talk. Get in.
742
01:01:51,543 --> 01:01:54,602
Okay, start talking.
743
01:01:57,049 --> 01:01:58,849
There.
744
01:01:58,850 --> 01:02:01,152
Now I can always say I necked with Arnie Haines.
745
01:02:01,153 --> 01:02:02,954
Necked?
746
01:02:02,955 --> 01:02:05,489
You're the most scared man I ever did see.
747
01:02:05,490 --> 01:02:07,992
I wish you were the most scared girl I ever saw.
748
01:02:07,993 --> 01:02:11,395
Don't you know that in some countries, girls get married at 14?
749
01:02:11,396 --> 01:02:13,330
That's it. You should go there.
750
01:02:13,330 --> 01:02:16,560
By now, you'd be a great-grandmother.
751
01:02:16,702 --> 01:02:19,470
You really are going to talk, aren't you?
752
01:02:19,471 --> 01:02:22,871
Even if I can't think of a thing to say.
753
01:02:23,008 --> 01:02:26,033
Well, try talking now.
754
01:02:29,615 --> 01:02:30,915
You crazy kid!
755
01:02:30,916 --> 01:02:33,918
What are you trying to do, mess me up and yourself along with me?
756
01:02:33,919 --> 01:02:36,554
I could mess you up, Arnie Haines.
757
01:02:36,555 --> 01:02:38,956
I could mess you up good.
758
01:02:38,957 --> 01:02:43,518
Okay, if you're looking for a reason, you've got one.
759
01:02:57,409 --> 01:03:00,845
And now, here's that real solid man of rock and roll...
760
01:03:00,846 --> 01:03:04,212
Little Richard and Long Tall Sally.
761
01:03:04,802 --> 01:03:07,650
♪ Gonna tell Aunt Mary 'bout Uncle John,
762
01:03:07,650 --> 01:03:10,218
♪ He claim he has the misery but he's havin' a lot of fun,
763
01:03:10,218 --> 01:03:11,753
♪ Oh baby,
764
01:03:11,753 --> 01:03:13,808
♪ Yeah baby,
765
01:03:14,251 --> 01:03:15,493
♪ Woo~
766
01:03:15,655 --> 01:03:17,060
♪ Baby~
767
01:03:17,060 --> 01:03:19,276
♪ Havin' me some fun tonight.
768
01:03:19,559 --> 01:03:20,720
♪ Yeah~
769
01:03:20,720 --> 01:03:22,511
♪ Well long, tall Sally.
770
01:03:22,511 --> 01:03:24,313
♪ She's built for speed, she got.
771
01:03:24,313 --> 01:03:27,665
♪ Everything that Uncle John need, oh baby,
772
01:03:27,665 --> 01:03:30,291
♪ Yeah baby,
773
01:03:30,291 --> 01:03:31,738
♪ Woo~
774
01:03:31,738 --> 01:03:33,003
♪ Baby~
775
01:03:33,003 --> 01:03:35,111
♪ Havin' me some fun tonight.
776
01:03:35,749 --> 01:03:36,772
♪ Yeah~
777
01:03:36,772 --> 01:03:39,717
♪ Well, I saw Uncle John with long tall Sally.
778
01:03:39,717 --> 01:03:43,194
♪ He saw Aunt Mary comin' and he ducked back in the alley oh baby,
779
01:03:43,470 --> 01:03:46,249
♪ Yeah baby,
780
01:03:46,249 --> 01:03:47,628
♪ Woo~
781
01:03:47,628 --> 01:03:48,835
♪ Baby~
782
01:03:48,835 --> 01:03:52,365
♪ Havin' me some fun tonight, yeah Aow~
783
01:04:22,846 --> 01:04:25,550
♪ Well, long, tall Sally.
784
01:04:25,550 --> 01:04:27,178
♪ She's built for speed, she got.
785
01:04:27,178 --> 01:04:30,854
♪ Everything that Uncle John need oh baby,
786
01:04:30,854 --> 01:04:33,425
♪ Yeah baby,
787
01:04:33,425 --> 01:04:34,810
♪ Woo~
788
01:04:34,810 --> 01:04:36,021
♪ Baby~
789
01:04:36,021 --> 01:04:39,795
♪ Havin' me some fun tonight, yeah~
790
01:04:39,887 --> 01:04:42,955
♪ Well, I saw Uncle John with bald head Sally.
791
01:04:42,955 --> 01:04:46,632
♪ He saw Aunt Mary comin' and he ducked back in the alley oh baby,
792
01:04:46,632 --> 01:04:49,431
♪ Yeah baby,
793
01:04:49,431 --> 01:04:50,733
♪ Woo~
794
01:04:50,733 --> 01:04:52,013
♪ Baby~
795
01:04:52,013 --> 01:04:55,634
♪ Havin' me some fun tonight, yeah~
796
01:04:55,634 --> 01:04:57,959
♪ We gonna have some fun tonight,
797
01:04:58,425 --> 01:05:00,989
♪ We gonna have some fun tonight, wow~
798
01:05:00,989 --> 01:05:03,266
♪ Have some fun tonight.
799
01:05:03,266 --> 01:05:05,939
♪ Everything's all right,
800
01:05:05,939 --> 01:05:10,243
♪ Have some fun, have me some fun tonight.
801
01:05:33,298 --> 01:05:35,699
Yes, what is it? What do you want?
802
01:05:35,700 --> 01:05:37,601
It's Sunny Everett, Mr. Bagley.
803
01:05:37,602 --> 01:05:39,170
What's wrong? Is your father sick?
804
01:05:39,170 --> 01:05:40,771
No, he's fine.
805
01:05:40,772 --> 01:05:43,174
I just thought you ought to know, Mr. Bagley.
806
01:05:43,175 --> 01:05:45,776
There's a rock and roll show going on at the Palladium.
807
01:05:45,777 --> 01:05:48,012
Well, has your father gone crazy?
808
01:05:48,013 --> 01:05:49,189
Well, he needed the money.
809
01:05:49,189 --> 01:05:52,616
But I don't think he knew what he was letting himself in for.
810
01:05:52,617 --> 01:05:55,719
It's a mess, Mr. Bagley. Drinking and everything.
811
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:57,421
Real sinful!
812
01:05:57,422 --> 01:05:59,456
Sinful, I knew it.
813
01:05:59,457 --> 01:06:00,795
You better come right over.
814
01:06:00,795 --> 01:06:02,626
I certainly will, immediately.
815
01:06:02,627 --> 01:06:04,402
Okay, see you over there.
816
01:06:04,402 --> 01:06:06,289
Right.
817
01:06:14,439 --> 01:06:17,541
Okay, you want another? You've got it.
818
01:06:17,542 --> 01:06:20,811
And you're going to meet the winners of the Harvest Moon contest...
819
01:06:20,812 --> 01:06:25,942
Jimmy and Jovada dancing to Little Richard and Tutti Frutti.
820
01:06:26,464 --> 01:06:28,993
♪ Wop bop a loo bop a lop bam bam!
821
01:06:28,993 --> 01:06:31,351
♪ Tutti frutti, oh rutti. [x4]
822
01:06:42,102 --> 01:06:44,802
♪ Wop bop a loo bop a lop bam bam!
823
01:06:44,802 --> 01:06:47,250
♪ I got a gal, named Sue.
824
01:06:47,250 --> 01:06:49,590
♪ She knows just what to do.
825
01:06:49,590 --> 01:06:52,504
♪ I got a gal, named Sue.
826
01:06:52,504 --> 01:06:55,131
♪ She knows just what to do.
827
01:06:55,131 --> 01:06:56,722
♪ She rocks to the East.
828
01:06:56,722 --> 01:06:58,052
♪She rocks to the West.
829
01:06:58,052 --> 01:07:00,506
♪ She is the gal that I love best.
830
01:07:00,506 --> 01:07:04,058
♪ Tutti frutti, oh rutti. [x4]
831
01:07:13,581 --> 01:07:16,465
♪ Wop bop a loo bop a lop bam bam!
832
01:07:16,465 --> 01:07:18,825
♪ I got a gal, named Daisy.
833
01:07:18,825 --> 01:07:21,312
♪ She almost drives me crazy.
834
01:07:21,312 --> 01:07:24,097
♪ Got a gal, named Daisy.
835
01:07:24,228 --> 01:07:26,604
♪ She almost drives me crazy.
836
01:07:26,604 --> 01:07:29,625
♪ She knows how to love me, yes indeed.
837
01:07:29,625 --> 01:07:31,907
♪ Boy you don't know what she's doin' to me.
838
01:07:31,907 --> 01:07:35,734
♪ Tutti frutti, oh rutti. [x4]
839
01:07:45,468 --> 01:07:47,769
♪ Wop bop a loo bop a lop bam bam!
840
01:07:47,769 --> 01:07:50,403
♪ I got a gal, named Daisy.
841
01:07:50,403 --> 01:07:52,938
♪ She almost drives me crazy.
842
01:07:52,938 --> 01:07:55,539
♪ Got a gal, named Daisy.
843
01:07:55,885 --> 01:07:58,303
♪ She almost drives me crazy.
844
01:07:58,462 --> 01:08:01,339
♪ She knows how to love me, yes indeed.
845
01:08:01,339 --> 01:08:03,795
♪ Boy you don't know what she's doin' to me.
846
01:08:03,795 --> 01:08:07,218
♪ Tutti frutti, oh rutti. [x4]
847
01:08:17,128 --> 01:08:19,808
♪ Wop bop a loo bop a lop bam bam!
848
01:08:26,071 --> 01:08:29,539
Glad Dad had you in the house.
849
01:08:40,719 --> 01:08:43,243
Thank you very much.
850
01:08:43,688 --> 01:08:46,156
And now you're gonna hear something real great
851
01:08:46,157 --> 01:08:48,325
by those wonderful guys who work with me.
852
01:08:48,326 --> 01:08:53,729
Open up your earflaps and listen to Dave Appell and The Applejacks.
853
01:09:13,251 --> 01:09:15,619
Francie, I am licked.
854
01:09:15,620 --> 01:09:19,851
This is the most useless two hours I have ever spent.
855
01:09:20,091 --> 01:09:25,729
Nothing has happened but the most violent exercise and I simply abhor exercise.
856
01:09:25,730 --> 01:09:29,967
You mean you'll retract what you said about Arnie and rock and roll?
857
01:09:29,968 --> 01:09:33,370
I've swallowed bitter pills before in my lifetime.
858
01:09:33,371 --> 01:09:35,325
I am sure I will live through it.
859
01:09:35,325 --> 01:09:38,142
Mom, I love you.
860
01:09:38,143 --> 01:09:39,877
Well, now...
861
01:09:39,878 --> 01:09:43,676
You haven't said it like that since you were nine and a half.
862
01:09:46,751 --> 01:09:48,083
Do we dig?
863
01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:50,777
Consider it dug!
864
01:09:52,290 --> 01:09:54,124
Somebody's been drinking something around here.
865
01:09:54,125 --> 01:09:55,759
You don't say.
866
01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:57,115
Sure, I say.
867
01:09:57,115 --> 01:09:59,285
Smells like Four Roses.
868
01:09:59,864 --> 01:10:02,533
Smells more like whiskey to me.
869
01:10:02,534 --> 01:10:03,620
It's you.
870
01:10:03,620 --> 01:10:05,602
I ain't the only one.
871
01:10:05,603 --> 01:10:09,231
Oh, no, Sunny. This could be murder.
872
01:10:09,874 --> 01:10:11,427
Sunny, this is gonna raise Ned.
873
01:10:11,427 --> 01:10:12,242
You gotta get out of here.
874
01:10:12,243 --> 01:10:13,644
No, sir.
875
01:10:13,645 --> 01:10:16,747
Not before I get rid of all my liquor!
876
01:10:16,748 --> 01:10:18,772
Get rid of all your...
877
01:10:20,018 --> 01:10:23,053
Oh, Mother, no!
878
01:10:23,054 --> 01:10:25,510
What's the matter with you, bringing liquor in here?
879
01:10:25,510 --> 01:10:26,254
I didn't bring it.
880
01:10:26,254 --> 01:10:27,614
What are you trying to do? Louse everything up?
881
01:10:27,614 --> 01:10:29,626
I ought to slug you.
882
01:10:29,627 --> 01:10:31,762
You and what glee club?
883
01:10:31,763 --> 01:10:35,596
Me and a soprano's enough.
884
01:10:36,367 --> 01:10:39,096
Look here!
885
01:10:41,239 --> 01:10:42,970
That does it.
886
01:10:42,970 --> 01:10:45,766
That washes us up for good.
887
01:10:53,651 --> 01:10:55,338
It's a riot!
888
01:11:23,581 --> 01:11:25,570
Yeah.
889
01:11:26,117 --> 01:11:27,217
Yeah, Ted.
890
01:11:27,218 --> 01:11:29,486
Yeah, I know, but the whole thing was a frame-up.
891
01:11:29,487 --> 01:11:32,887
I'm telling you. That crazy Everett kid...
892
01:11:33,291 --> 01:11:35,993
Yeah, all right. Goodbye, Ted.
893
01:11:35,994 --> 01:11:38,028
He wants us back in New York real quick.
894
01:11:38,029 --> 01:11:40,067
He says we're not only ruining ourselves.
895
01:11:40,067 --> 01:11:42,299
We're ruining the entire rock and roll business.
896
01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:45,369
Maybe I could murder Sunny Everett and plead self-defense.
897
01:11:45,370 --> 01:11:46,904
Arnie, I'm sorry.
898
01:11:46,905 --> 01:11:50,607
If I hadn't turned on so much pressure for publicity, this would never have happened.
899
01:11:50,608 --> 01:11:53,610
It's not you. It's Bagley and the town and
900
01:11:53,611 --> 01:11:57,481
the Carrie Nations with their hatchets, like Arline MacLaine.
901
01:11:57,482 --> 01:12:00,250
Why can't they believe us about that Everett kid?
902
01:12:00,251 --> 01:12:01,418
We're licked.
903
01:12:01,419 --> 01:12:02,627
Let's go home and pack.
904
01:12:02,627 --> 01:12:03,687
Might as well, I guess.
905
01:12:03,688 --> 01:12:05,677
Yeah.
906
01:12:13,831 --> 01:12:18,101
And how does the world look to Arline MacLaine's daughter this bright and cheerful day?
907
01:12:18,102 --> 01:12:18,863
Oh, please...
908
01:12:18,863 --> 01:12:20,070
You did our boy in good.
909
01:12:20,071 --> 01:12:21,638
Just like Samson and Delilah.
910
01:12:21,639 --> 01:12:23,260
Yeah, you gave him a real crew cut.
911
01:12:23,260 --> 01:12:24,007
Yeah, she sure did.
912
01:12:24,008 --> 01:12:25,309
All right, guys, leave her alone.
913
01:12:25,310 --> 01:12:27,945
You don't have to stand there and look so self-righteous!
914
01:12:27,946 --> 01:12:30,414
I believe what you said about Sunny Everett, Arnie.
915
01:12:30,415 --> 01:12:31,364
Thanks.
916
01:12:31,364 --> 01:12:34,084
But what I want to know is why she did it.
917
01:12:34,085 --> 01:12:35,552
You want to know why?
918
01:12:35,553 --> 01:12:38,589
Okay, I'll tell you. Because I'm in love with you, that's why.
919
01:12:38,590 --> 01:12:41,525
Yeah, if I hadn't been so crazy as to fall in love with you...
920
01:12:41,526 --> 01:12:44,194
I wouldn't have given Sunny the brush-off the way I did.
921
01:12:44,195 --> 01:12:47,631
Oh, I could have buttered her up a little, at least until the dance was over.
922
01:12:47,632 --> 01:12:51,168
No, I had to be real smart and fall in love with you.
923
01:12:51,169 --> 01:12:52,768
You, of all people.
924
01:12:52,768 --> 01:12:54,972
You, with a typewriter for a mother.
925
01:12:54,973 --> 01:12:55,932
What does she do?
926
01:12:55,932 --> 01:12:58,809
Stay up all night, thinking up names to call me?
927
01:12:58,810 --> 01:13:01,745
I tried to argue with her, Arnie. I tried to tell her what I thought.
928
01:13:01,746 --> 01:13:02,884
What do you think?
929
01:13:03,278 --> 01:13:06,341
It wouldn't make any difference now.
930
01:13:06,651 --> 01:13:08,819
You don't trust anything I say.
931
01:13:08,820 --> 01:13:13,523
If you're gonna say something, get it over with in a hurry, because we're leaving.
932
01:13:13,524 --> 01:13:14,824
You're quitting?
933
01:13:14,824 --> 01:13:17,527
Let's just call it a strategic withdrawal.
934
01:13:17,528 --> 01:13:20,297
But that would be admitting that they're right.
935
01:13:20,298 --> 01:13:21,633
Please, listen to me.
936
01:13:21,633 --> 01:13:23,867
They're not right. You are.
937
01:13:23,868 --> 01:13:25,813
I even explained to my mother that
938
01:13:25,813 --> 01:13:28,572
parents don't want to blame themselves for what their children are doing.
939
01:13:28,573 --> 01:13:31,475
I mean, the kind that cut up classrooms and have knife fights.
940
01:13:31,476 --> 01:13:33,261
They don't want to blame themselves,
941
01:13:33,261 --> 01:13:35,946
so they find something like rock and roll to blame it on.
942
01:13:35,947 --> 01:13:37,247
If parents would only realize that...
943
01:13:37,248 --> 01:13:40,550
their children are no different than they were 25 or 30 years ago.
944
01:13:40,551 --> 01:13:42,152
Boy, did you just say something.
945
01:13:42,153 --> 01:13:43,957
A faceful, but what does it mean?
946
01:13:43,957 --> 01:13:45,088
We're not going back to New York.
947
01:13:45,089 --> 01:13:46,059
Are you kidding?
948
01:13:46,059 --> 01:13:46,189
What?
949
01:13:46,190 --> 01:13:49,693
We're gonna make Mayor Bagley and all the rest of them apologize to us in print
950
01:13:49,694 --> 01:13:52,396
and your mother's going to help us, whether she knows it or not.
951
01:13:52,397 --> 01:13:53,470
But how, Arnie?
952
01:13:53,470 --> 01:13:56,099
Those kids you were telling me about in the theater group. Are they any good?
953
01:13:56,100 --> 01:13:57,200
Some of them.
954
01:13:57,201 --> 01:14:00,103
Where can I get them together so I can talk to them in private?
955
01:14:00,104 --> 01:14:02,639
They've been rehearsing in the school auditorium.
956
01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:04,073
Too public.
957
01:14:04,942 --> 01:14:07,210
Alan, we're going to a place called the Lonely Barn.
958
01:14:07,211 --> 01:14:08,960
Arnie, we've had enough of this talk.
959
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:09,980
Let's get back to New York.
960
01:14:09,981 --> 01:14:12,683
No, sir. If we leave now, we'll never live it down.
961
01:14:12,684 --> 01:14:14,251
Tell the kids to stand by, will you?
962
01:14:14,252 --> 01:14:17,154
Come on, Alan, we're gonna keep the Lonely Barn from being lonely.
963
01:14:17,155 --> 01:14:17,858
Arnie?
964
01:14:17,858 --> 01:14:19,056
Huh?
965
01:14:19,057 --> 01:14:21,058
You said you loved me.
966
01:14:21,059 --> 01:14:24,027
Hey, how about that? So I did.
967
01:14:24,028 --> 01:14:28,225
Well, wait till later. We'll get real profound.
968
01:14:41,279 --> 01:14:44,430
Ladies and gentlemen, when Francine MacLaine...
969
01:14:44,430 --> 01:14:48,116
asked me to make the opening address for this wonderful little show she's put together.
970
01:14:48,116 --> 01:14:50,187
I was extremely flattered.
971
01:14:50,188 --> 01:14:55,192
It isn't often that Mellondale has a chance to participate in a cultural campaign.
972
01:14:55,193 --> 01:15:00,464
One designed to give a distinct, moral uplift to an entire community.
973
01:15:00,465 --> 01:15:04,601
Especially in the light of recent events concerning our young people.
974
01:15:04,602 --> 01:15:09,306
So, although I know absolutely nothing of what the youngsters have prepared for us.
975
01:15:09,307 --> 01:15:13,477
It is with the greatest possible pride I ask you all to enjoy.
976
01:15:13,478 --> 01:15:17,345
The Pageant of Art and Culture.
977
01:15:19,183 --> 01:15:22,819
You mean to say you don't know what kind of a show those kids concocted?
978
01:15:22,820 --> 01:15:25,489
Or have you been too busy lately getting drunk?
979
01:15:25,490 --> 01:15:28,425
Nobody's been able to find out what they're up to.
980
01:15:28,426 --> 01:15:32,396
And now, my friends of art and culture, we are ready to begin.
981
01:15:32,397 --> 01:15:34,264
In our first offering...
982
01:15:34,265 --> 01:15:39,503
We will depict the world-famous painting by Pierre Renoir entitled...
983
01:15:39,504 --> 01:15:42,768
Young Girls at the Piano.
984
01:15:49,347 --> 01:15:51,748
We come to another famous classic.
985
01:15:51,749 --> 01:15:56,076
Lady and Gentleman Drinking Wine by Jan Vermeer,
986
01:15:56,076 --> 01:16:00,953
the famed Dutch painter of the 17th century.
987
01:16:03,895 --> 01:16:07,697
Are they kidding with that cornball stuff?
988
01:16:07,698 --> 01:16:09,032
I wish I knew.
989
01:16:09,033 --> 01:16:11,868
And now, another art form...
990
01:16:11,869 --> 01:16:15,372
Which has come down through the ages is that of terpsichore.
991
01:16:15,373 --> 01:16:18,136
The art of the dance.
992
01:16:18,209 --> 01:16:23,213
Our first presentation will be that of a dance that was all the rage...
993
01:16:23,214 --> 01:16:27,411
when George Washington was the president of our country.
994
01:17:17,502 --> 01:17:21,004
Wonderful! Wonderful! Now, that's the way dancing should be done.
995
01:17:21,005 --> 01:17:22,732
Like civilized people.
996
01:17:22,732 --> 01:17:25,304
Oh, Dad.
997
01:17:28,746 --> 01:17:31,248
And then, times changed.
998
01:17:31,249 --> 01:17:34,284
And new forms of the dance came into being.
999
01:17:34,285 --> 01:17:39,389
Reflecting how people had changed in a changing world.
1000
01:17:39,390 --> 01:17:44,884
We're sure all of you remember this dance.
1001
01:20:42,707 --> 01:20:46,042
We're sorry, ladies and gentlemen, if you didn't like our little offering
1002
01:20:46,043 --> 01:20:49,279
of the dance you yourselves used to do.
1003
01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:54,384
We thought it would bring back many pleasant memories for all parents
1004
01:20:54,385 --> 01:21:00,322
to show them that they really need not worry so much about our younger generation.
1005
01:21:00,758 --> 01:21:06,896
For it will grow up to be the same fine sort of people that parents are today.
1006
01:21:06,897 --> 01:21:09,866
Young man, you planned this whole thing deliberately.
1007
01:21:09,867 --> 01:21:13,597
You're trying to confuse the issue about rock and roll.
1008
01:21:13,704 --> 01:21:19,876
I think that maybe we're the ones who tried to confuse the issue, Mr. Bagley.
1009
01:21:19,877 --> 01:21:23,780
My own daughter made one point very clear to me.
1010
01:21:23,781 --> 01:21:26,983
She told me that we were just trying to find a scapegoat
1011
01:21:26,984 --> 01:21:30,553
for our own shortcomings in bringing up our children.
1012
01:21:30,554 --> 01:21:34,491
Rock and roll happened to be handy, so it was picked to get the blame.
1013
01:21:34,492 --> 01:21:37,060
I say we're wrong, and I'm ready to admit it.
1014
01:21:37,061 --> 01:21:41,631
Mrs. MacLaine's right. We're all a bunch of narrow-minded fools.
1015
01:21:41,632 --> 01:21:44,734
I'm ready to believe what Arnie Haines said about my daughter.
1016
01:21:44,735 --> 01:21:49,796
And I'll wale the living tar out of her hide just as soon as we get home.
1017
01:21:50,441 --> 01:21:54,210
Well, if it's up to me.
1018
01:21:54,211 --> 01:21:57,614
I'm willing to make a public apology to Arnie Haines right now.
1019
01:21:57,615 --> 01:22:02,185
And I hope that perhaps Mayor Bagley might do the same.
1020
01:22:02,186 --> 01:22:07,824
Apologize? Me, apologize to that swivel-hipped, gravel-throated...
1021
01:22:07,825 --> 01:22:13,096
Mayor Bagley, if you want my vote in the next election, you'll apologize.
1022
01:22:13,097 --> 01:22:15,732
And that goes for me, too.
1023
01:22:15,733 --> 01:22:17,967
Well, then, that's it.
1024
01:22:17,968 --> 01:22:20,103
An apology to Arnie Haines is in order.
1025
01:22:20,104 --> 01:22:22,438
Thank you. Thank you, Mrs. MacLaine.
1026
01:22:22,439 --> 01:22:26,709
But if Mayor Bagley's too embarrassed to make an apology right here and now...
1027
01:22:26,710 --> 01:22:27,943
he can send me a letter.
1028
01:22:27,943 --> 01:22:29,612
I'd love to publish it.
1029
01:22:29,613 --> 01:22:31,881
You'll get your letter, Mr. Haines.
1030
01:22:31,882 --> 01:22:37,086
But I'm apologizing right now, and I'll see that it appears in my column all over the country.
1031
01:22:37,087 --> 01:22:39,189
Well, then, let's get on with the show.
1032
01:22:39,190 --> 01:22:42,158
Ladies and gentlemen, some rock and roll terpsichore.
1033
01:22:42,159 --> 01:22:45,923
One, two, three, four.
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