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NARRATOR: Below you isthe ass end of the world.
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The country you can see isthe land known as New Zealand.
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It's a pretty simplelittle place, really --
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The North Island --that's the good one --
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And the South Island,which sucks.
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Spanning these twoimaginatively titled isles
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is a turbulent stretch of waterknown as the Cook Strait.
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It has been swum acrossand rode across,
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and thousands cross itevery day by ferry and plane.
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But only one manhas ever tried to jump it.
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His name is Randy Cambell,and this is his story.
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RANDY: Are you recording,Spanners?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Hold on.
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Yeah, I'm recording.
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[ beeping ]
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Hey, Randy,
how are you gonna get back?
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Reckon I'll swim.
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Whoa!
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[ moans ]
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My arm!
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[ sea gulls calling ]
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Randy Cambell was born
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into a long lineof New Zealand stunt men.
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[ ragtime piano music playing ]
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His great granddad,Colonel "Calamity" Cambell,
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Was New Zealand'sfirst true daredevil.
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When he went overthe Huka Falls in a wine barrel
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and survived,
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He began a family traditionthat would last generations.
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But Randy's greatestinspiration was his father,
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"Flaming Redge" Cambell.[ heavy metal music playing ]
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His rocket car of death stunt
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would've made him the greatestdaredevil of all time...
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[ explosion ]
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...if it hadn't killed him.
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Redge took many liveswith him that day,
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and many otherswere horribly burnt,
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including his own sister,Dangerous Debbie.
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Ugh...
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[ fire extinguisher hissing ]
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There you go, son.
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Ugh!
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Let's see if you can top
that one, Randy.
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[ groans, gurgles ]
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Randy was only 2 years oldwhen he was orphaned.
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He was adopted
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By his Aunt Debbieand her husband, Norm,
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and brought up as far away fromthe glamorous world of stunts
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as possible --a South Island sheep farm.
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[ heavy metal music continues ]
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NORM: Randy!
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RANDY: A sheep?
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Why would I want a sheep
for a cake?
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I hate sheep.
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You're lucky you got a cake
after ruining your new bike.
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That bike sucked.
I want a BMX.
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Rubbish!
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A Healing Cruiser is
the safest bike on the market.
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It's the gayest bike
on the market.
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We just want you
to be safe,
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to make sure that nothing
horrible happens to you.
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Don't think we didn't see
that bloody old helmet.
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Tomorrow it's going in the bin.
- But it was my dad's.
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I don't want any talk of that
man in this house again!
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We've bought you
a perfectly good helmet.
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It's even worse than the cake.
- Oh, go to your room!
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You don't bloody deserve
any cake!
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[ horn honking ] MAN:
Spanners, you little shit! Time to go!
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Yeah, bugger off!
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[ glass shattering ]
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ANNOUNCER:
Tonight, in your town,
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Dick Johansonsonand the Timaru Hellriders!
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Dick Johansonsonand the Timaru Hellriders --
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Believe the dream.
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Dick Johansonsonand the Timaru Hellriders
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put their ass on the lineone more time!
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Dick Johansonsonand the Timaru Hellriders --
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Every breakfastcould be their last!
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Tonight!
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Collingwood Speedway,five bucks.
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[ heavy metal music playing ]
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Hey, Randy, over here!
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Hey, Randy,
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Me and dad are working
on Dick Johansonson's car.
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Awesome, eh?
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Fucking g'day, Randy,
you fucking little prick.
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How the fuck are you,
matey?
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Hi, Mr. Watson.
I'm okay.
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I've kind of fucked my arm.
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Geez, mate.
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You've broken
your fucking wank Spanner.
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Compound fucking fracture.
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So what do I do about it?
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You take a suck on that.
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You shove that
in your gob.
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Give us
the fucking arm here.
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[ cracking ]
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Aah!
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Ugh!
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[ groans ]
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That's it, boys.
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There you go, you genius.
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You're fucking cured.
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Now, grab this rag,
give the car a good wipe-down,
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and maybe I'll introduce
you little shits
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to a real live
fucking stunt man.
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Wow! Can you introduce us
to Dick Johansonson?
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Depends on how hard you boys
work in the next 10 minutes.
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Hey, Dad, what's he like
in real life?
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Is he cool, like you?
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No, Spanners.
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He's a cock.
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The Timaru Hellriders,
ladies and gentlemen!
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And here's Chip Butler
on his 50/50
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About to jump
four upside-down lawn mowers!
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Go, Chip!
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[ crowd cheering ]
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[ engine revs ]
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And here's French-Australian
stunt driver Rem� Hauton!
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And if I'm not mistaken,
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that's Lucky Peter
stuck to the hood!
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And oh, my god! They're headed
straight for that --
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Pete's a bit cooked,
but he's all right!
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Here comes Chip Butler!
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Watch out for the ramp, boys!
Oh, no!
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Whoa! Ohh!
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Shit!
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This is a disaster!
That poor man!
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Better get out, boys!
That car's about to blow!
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Oh, man!
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Oh, and what's this?
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T-bone has been in the boot
the whole time!
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It's amazing!
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[ cheers and applause ]
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All right.
Now, come on, T-bone.
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Stop posing, you bloody wanker!
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Pull finger
and put out the bloody fire!
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They're all okay!
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[ cheers and applause ]
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The Timaru Hellriders!
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And now, ladies and gentlemen
and children of all ages,
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the moment
you've all been waiting for --
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Will you please
put your hands together
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for the star of the show,
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Australasian stunt sensation
Dick Johansonson!
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[ engine revving ]
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[ "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" plays
on guitar ]
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[ fireworks whistling,
cheers and applause ]
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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Tonight, you -- yes, you --
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get to help me,
Dick Johansonson, make history.
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Sounds unbelievable, doesn't it?
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But here's the deal.
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I need 13 of you
charming hillbillies
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to lie down on these
comfy mattresses for two minutes
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while I jump over you in my car.
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It's that easy.
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Who amongst you is brave enough
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to take part
in Dick's people jump?
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Who wants to make history?!
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Me! Yes! Me!
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Go on, you little pin nibblers!
Fucking get in there!
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Yes!
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Come on, Spanners!
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Seat belt on till we're parked,
please, Debra.
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This is it, buddy --
the real thing.
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We're gonna be stunt men.
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Randy, I don't think
I really want to be a stunt man.
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That's okay, Spanners, mate.
You don't have to do it.
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You stick to being
the mechanic.
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I'll do the stunts.
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Yeah, I'm going to get
candy floss.
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Excuse me.
Is that spot taken?
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Oh. Um, no.
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Cool.
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[ ding! ]
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[ heavy metal music continues ]
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So you reckon
he'll make it?
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As if.
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Haven't you heard?
He's totally lost his nerve.
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Says who?
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Says everyone.
My dad told me.
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No way.
Your dad's full of it.
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Shows what you know,
country boy.
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Ugh!
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Norm!
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You worthless...little...
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DEBBIE: Please, Norm!
Norm! Norm!
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Ugh!
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Hey, Norm, you boring old prick.
How are you?
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GIRL:
You all right?
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Yeah, it happens all the time.
That was nothing.
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Well, then, take your
fucking place, homeowner,
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right there on the ramp
in the total-pussy area.
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Now, shut the fuck up
and don't move
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or I'll clock you.
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[ grunts ]
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Hey, Debs.
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There's still a place
for you, Debs.
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What do you say?
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One more stunt
for old times' sake?
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Leave her alone, Watson!
Those days are long behind us.
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She's a fucking Cambell!
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Fucking stunts
are in her bloody blood!
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Leave her alone.
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She's already
been hurt enough!
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Mate, you're a jizzlobber.
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Shut the fuck up.
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Now, for fuck's sake, Debs,
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You been hiding
for 10 fucking years.
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Come on.
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Let's show these kids
some of the old magic.
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Magic?
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I'll show you
what that magic does!
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It turns my wife
into a sideshow freak!
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Look at her!
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She was so beautiful.
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You petrol-heads ruined her!
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Yeah!
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You don't have to listen
to that ball-less wonder.
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You're
Dangerous Debbie Cambell.
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You'll always be beautiful
to me.
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So go on, Debbie.
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I dare you.
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All right.
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I'll do it.
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Good luck to you, "D."
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Thanks, Jimmy.
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[ breathing heavily ]
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Get a room, Watson.
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[ rock music plays ]
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[ engine turns over ]
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Five bucks he lames out.
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Five bucks he doesn't.
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Get on with it!
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Do it!
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# we don't care
about your blues #
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# don't give in
or take it down #
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Aah!
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[ tires screech ]
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[ crowd boos ]
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Faggot!
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[ laughter ]
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Guess you owe me
five bucks, loser.
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Guess so.
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Dick "The Chicken" Johansonson
has punked out again.
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Are the rumors true?
Has he lost his nerve?
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[ feedback ]
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Ladies and gentlemen, uh...
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That was just a practice run
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to see if the, uh, run-up
and the...the ramp were safe.
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Sorry, folks.
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The ramp's not safe.
I'm calling the stunt off.
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[ booing ]
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Hey, what's your name?
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Tracy Jones, but my friends
call me "Tragedy."
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Tragedy?
How come?
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[ wood cracking ]
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[ Tracy screaming ]
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[ screaming continues ]
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[ monitor beeping,
ventilator hissing ]
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DICK: All right, coming through.
Out of the way.
264
00:14:52,045 --> 00:14:52,940
Move along.
265
00:14:53,005 --> 00:14:54,796
Move it.
Out of the way. Go, go.
266
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,804
You guys -- you cooking?
You ready?
267
00:14:57,869 --> 00:14:59,949
Okay.
Let's go for a take.
268
00:15:01,837 --> 00:15:06,124
Hello, New Zealand.My name's Dick Johansonson.
269
00:15:06,189 --> 00:15:08,460
Last night,through no fault of my own,
270
00:15:08,525 --> 00:15:11,148
a little buddy of minegot seriously hurt.
271
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:13,324
[ soft music playing ]
272
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:16,140
I personally swearI will not leave his side
273
00:15:16,205 --> 00:15:18,060
until he makes a full recovery.
274
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,301
And I know with my supporthe just might pull through.
275
00:15:20,365 --> 00:15:21,773
How do I know that?
276
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:23,533
'Cause I just made himan honorary member
277
00:15:23,598 --> 00:15:25,836
of the Timaru Hellriders,and Hellriders are built tough!
278
00:15:25,901 --> 00:15:27,404
Yeah! - Yeah!
- Yeah!
279
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:37,741
Randy, my good little buddy,this is for you.
280
00:15:40,781 --> 00:15:46,413
If you ever need a brother,a father, or just a buddy,
281
00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:48,493
I'll be there for you, mate.
282
00:15:48,558 --> 00:15:49,837
From now on,
283
00:15:49,902 --> 00:15:51,565
me and the Timaru Hellridershave got your back,
284
00:15:51,630 --> 00:15:53,101
and that's a Dick Johansonsonpromise.
285
00:15:53,165 --> 00:15:55,788
Get it? Okay?
286
00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:57,709
Let's get a beer
and go and get one
287
00:15:57,774 --> 00:15:59,565
with the, uh,
brace-face cripple.
288
00:15:59,629 --> 00:16:02,381
I think he's coming to.
289
00:16:02,446 --> 00:16:03,821
[ weakly ] Dick?
290
00:16:03,886 --> 00:16:05,421
What'd he say?
291
00:16:05,486 --> 00:16:07,693
I think he said "Dick."
292
00:16:10,254 --> 00:16:11,149
Dick?
293
00:16:11,214 --> 00:16:12,109
What?
294
00:16:12,174 --> 00:16:14,541
Thanks, buddy.
295
00:16:15,087 --> 00:16:18,797
Let's get out of here.
This kid is freaking me out.
296
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,677
Oh, yeah, and you guys,
297
00:16:21,742 --> 00:16:23,885
that jacket is from all of us,okay?
298
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,773
So you all owe me 10 bucks.
299
00:16:25,839 --> 00:16:27,854
Do not fuck me
on this one, boys.
300
00:16:30,543 --> 00:16:31,502
Sweet.
301
00:16:37,103 --> 00:16:40,142
[ fireworks whistling ]
302
00:16:40,206 --> 00:16:42,222
NARRATOR:
Uncle Norm and Aunt Debbie
303
00:16:42,286 --> 00:16:44,526
were given a properstunt-man sendoff.
304
00:16:44,591 --> 00:16:47,885
Norm, of course,would've hated it.
305
00:16:47,950 --> 00:16:50,382
It was a sad day.
306
00:16:50,447 --> 00:16:53,710
But secretly, Randy was stoked.
307
00:16:53,775 --> 00:16:57,102
11 years of boring farm workwere now behind him.
308
00:16:57,167 --> 00:17:01,422
Randy Cambellwas now a Timaru Hellrider.
309
00:17:06,671 --> 00:17:10,862
MAN: Mr. Johansonson,
myself and my team here,
310
00:17:10,927 --> 00:17:13,198
as occupational safety
and health inspectors,
311
00:17:13,263 --> 00:17:16,654
are to ensure the complete
safety of this stunt site.
312
00:17:16,719 --> 00:17:17,806
So listen here.
313
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,654
I'm not saying
that you can't have fire,
314
00:17:20,719 --> 00:17:22,350
but if you want it,
315
00:17:22,415 --> 00:17:24,750
you're going to have to have
a permit from the council.
316
00:17:24,816 --> 00:17:27,854
Pull finger, Cambell.
317
00:17:27,919 --> 00:17:31,310
Those toilets
aren't gonna clean themselves.
318
00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:33,006
Richard!
319
00:17:33,071 --> 00:17:34,222
Richard!
320
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,471
Richard, listen to me!
321
00:17:35,535 --> 00:17:38,511
We don't want a repeat
of Collingwood, do we?
322
00:17:38,575 --> 00:17:42,095
[ talking indistinctly ]
323
00:17:42,159 --> 00:17:44,303
Phew.
324
00:17:45,551 --> 00:17:47,503
[ flies buzzing ]
ohh!
325
00:17:48,591 --> 00:17:50,159
Oh, God!
326
00:17:50,224 --> 00:17:51,246
Ugh!
327
00:17:52,944 --> 00:17:55,023
Ugh.
328
00:18:01,967 --> 00:18:03,886
Hey, hotshot.
329
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,999
You got my five bucks?
330
00:18:06,064 --> 00:18:11,087
# nobody else in my life #
331
00:18:11,152 --> 00:18:12,783
[ needle scratches ]
332
00:18:12,848 --> 00:18:14,031
Tragedy!
333
00:18:14,096 --> 00:18:15,215
You look...
334
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:16,655
Shit,
I haven't got five bucks.
335
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,151
Well, you can shout me a beer
after the show tonight.
336
00:18:19,216 --> 00:18:20,399
Okay.
337
00:18:20,464 --> 00:18:22,383
So you got some good stunts
lined up for tonight?
338
00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:24,207
Stunts.
339
00:18:24,272 --> 00:18:25,327
Yeah. Yeah.
340
00:18:25,392 --> 00:18:27,311
Oh, yeah. Uh, probably.
Yep.
341
00:18:27,376 --> 00:18:29,487
Yeah. Should be great.
That's what I do -- stunts.
342
00:18:29,552 --> 00:18:30,479
Cool.
343
00:18:30,544 --> 00:18:32,016
Can't wait
to see you in action.
344
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,544
Mm.
You're coming tonight?
345
00:18:34,608 --> 00:18:36,335
Cool. Okay.
346
00:18:37,392 --> 00:18:40,239
Break it up, Cambell.
I'm not paying you to flirt.
347
00:18:40,305 --> 00:18:41,968
Hey, Dick.
Remember me?
348
00:18:43,697 --> 00:18:45,679
Tracy Jones.
How could I forget?
349
00:18:48,689 --> 00:18:51,376
You may have noticed
this is a crew-only area,
350
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:55,087
So why don't you hop along,
there, stumpy?
351
00:18:55,153 --> 00:18:58,288
See you later, Daredevil.
352
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:02,832
Cripples are bad luck, mate.
353
00:19:02,897 --> 00:19:05,360
I don't want her
hanging around here.
354
00:19:05,424 --> 00:19:07,312
[ muttering ]
355
00:19:07,377 --> 00:19:09,744
How's that toilet looking?
- Oh, it's clean.
356
00:19:09,809 --> 00:19:12,784
Good, 'cause I've got a sudden
urge for a big, stinking shit.
357
00:19:12,849 --> 00:19:14,608
Well, I was kind of...
wondering...
358
00:19:14,672 --> 00:19:18,928
Mr. Johansonson,
seven issues of noncompliance.
359
00:19:18,993 --> 00:19:21,872
[ Dick screams ]
360
00:19:21,937 --> 00:19:25,264
No, no!
Not like that!
361
00:19:26,929 --> 00:19:28,688
Don't use your back
like a crane!
362
00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:30,352
Use your legs to lift!
363
00:19:30,417 --> 00:19:32,400
Use your legs!
364
00:19:32,465 --> 00:19:34,448
[ sighs ]
365
00:19:35,569 --> 00:19:37,744
Hey, um...hey, Dick?
366
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,377
What do you want, Cambell?
367
00:19:39,441 --> 00:19:41,328
Can I do a stunt tonight?
368
00:19:41,394 --> 00:19:43,120
Listen, mate,
you're not a stunt man.
369
00:19:43,185 --> 00:19:45,904
You're just a dumb kid
in a cool jacket.
370
00:19:45,969 --> 00:19:48,369
I spent five years with the best
stunt team in the country!
371
00:19:48,433 --> 00:19:49,425
I've learnt heaps!
372
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,089
Can't learn what I've got,
buddy.
373
00:19:51,154 --> 00:19:52,049
It's a kind of magic.
374
00:19:52,114 --> 00:19:53,521
Besides, if you cock up,
it's my ass.
375
00:19:53,585 --> 00:19:54,768
Now, if you don't mind,
376
00:19:54,834 --> 00:19:57,136
I'm trying to wipe my ring-piece here.
- Dick...
377
00:19:57,202 --> 00:19:58,769
[ grunting ]
378
00:19:59,345 --> 00:20:00,241
Fuck!
379
00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:03,280
Piece of shit...
380
00:20:03,345 --> 00:20:04,465
Stunts are in my blood.
381
00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:06,160
My dad was
Flaming Redge Cambell.
382
00:20:06,225 --> 00:20:07,761
Newsflash, mate --
your dad's dead.
383
00:20:07,826 --> 00:20:10,449
I suggest you stop whining,
or you'll end up the same way.
384
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,049
Now, give us your jacket.
- What? No.
385
00:20:12,114 --> 00:20:13,937
Give me your jacket.
386
00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:15,345
I'd do the same for you,
mate.
387
00:20:15,409 --> 00:20:16,401
Jacket.
- Let's go.
388
00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,896
Jacket, jacket.
- Let's go.
389
00:20:18,962 --> 00:20:22,417
Come on.
Jacket. Jacket. Jacket.
390
00:20:27,506 --> 00:20:30,321
Now, break's over,
so clean that shit up, will you?
391
00:20:32,914 --> 00:20:36,401
Ugh.
392
00:20:39,794 --> 00:20:42,161
Oh, Christ.
393
00:20:42,226 --> 00:20:43,346
What do you losers want?
394
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,226
Just a quick fucking word,
Dick.
395
00:20:46,290 --> 00:20:48,561
With regard
to our fucking pay.
396
00:20:48,626 --> 00:20:50,129
You'll get your pay,
genius.
397
00:20:50,194 --> 00:20:53,713
There just isn't any money,
okay?
398
00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:59,121
Hey, Dicky, babe.
Hey, can I borrow 50 bucks?
399
00:20:59,186 --> 00:21:00,626
Sure can.
400
00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:08,369
Where's our 50 fucking bucks,
Dick?
401
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,026
Guys...
This is Dick Johansonson.
402
00:21:11,091 --> 00:21:13,138
Come on, he's a Hellrider, too.
He's one of us.
403
00:21:13,203 --> 00:21:17,906
Get your finger
out of my asshole, Cambell!
404
00:21:17,970 --> 00:21:21,682
You're not doing any stunts!
405
00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:24,626
And as for you morons,
listen up.
406
00:21:24,690 --> 00:21:27,122
I'm currently balls deep
in health and safety red tape.
407
00:21:27,187 --> 00:21:28,690
Attendances
are an all-time low
408
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:31,442
'cause you guys
are fucking shit.
409
00:21:31,506 --> 00:21:34,098
I'm expecting the bank
to turn up
410
00:21:34,163 --> 00:21:39,442
and finish the job...
any...second...now.
411
00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,266
Fuck!
412
00:21:43,027 --> 00:21:45,362
Fucking banker.
413
00:21:45,427 --> 00:21:46,866
Has he come
to shut us down, Dad?
414
00:21:48,723 --> 00:21:51,026
That'd be my guess, son.
415
00:21:52,467 --> 00:21:54,547
Sorry, Dad.
416
00:21:54,611 --> 00:21:55,922
Shh, boy.
417
00:21:55,987 --> 00:21:59,122
You're not the prick
who got us into this shit.
418
00:21:59,188 --> 00:22:01,203
Hello, boys.
419
00:22:01,268 --> 00:22:03,123
Which one of you
fine gentleman
420
00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:06,578
goes by the name
of Dick Johansonson?
421
00:22:07,411 --> 00:22:09,714
Oh, thanks, guys.
Yeah, thanks.
422
00:22:09,779 --> 00:22:11,602
I was wondering if I might have
a moment of your time.
423
00:22:11,668 --> 00:22:14,258
Okay.
Let's get this over with.
424
00:22:38,515 --> 00:22:40,339
[ hinges creak ]
425
00:22:43,540 --> 00:22:45,203
Gather around, assholes.
426
00:22:45,268 --> 00:22:47,347
Let's go.
Hustle.
427
00:22:48,660 --> 00:22:53,875
Tonight will be the last show
the Timaru Hellriders perform
428
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,699
on the South Island ever.
429
00:22:55,764 --> 00:22:57,107
[ sighs ]
430
00:22:57,172 --> 00:22:59,763
I can't deal with this.
431
00:23:00,692 --> 00:23:04,628
Tomorrow, we clean up
all this crap...
432
00:23:04,692 --> 00:23:05,844
and sell it for scrap.
433
00:23:05,908 --> 00:23:08,531
Oh, I fucking knew it.
434
00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:11,188
Back on the dole, boy.
435
00:23:11,252 --> 00:23:14,259
What little money we get
from doing so
436
00:23:14,325 --> 00:23:18,612
we'll spend on beers
while we're on the ferry...
437
00:23:18,677 --> 00:23:21,652
on our way to a little place
called Wellington.
438
00:23:21,716 --> 00:23:22,931
What?
439
00:23:22,996 --> 00:23:23,987
What? - What?
- What?
440
00:23:24,052 --> 00:23:26,259
I hope you boys like big tits
and cocaine,
441
00:23:26,324 --> 00:23:28,564
'cause we're taking this show
to the North Island!
442
00:23:28,629 --> 00:23:31,188
[ cheering ]
443
00:23:31,253 --> 00:23:32,691
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
444
00:23:36,724 --> 00:23:38,772
I'm not gonna need a toilet
cleaner on the North Island,
445
00:23:38,837 --> 00:23:39,892
So you're fired, mate.
446
00:23:39,956 --> 00:23:40,692
Fuck off.
447
00:23:40,757 --> 00:23:42,036
Out, out, out, out.
448
00:23:42,101 --> 00:23:44,564
Now, boys, listen up.
449
00:23:44,629 --> 00:23:45,684
I'd like to introduce you
450
00:23:45,749 --> 00:23:47,892
to a very, very close
and personal friend of mine.
451
00:23:47,957 --> 00:23:49,204
His name is Sheldon Snake.
452
00:23:49,269 --> 00:23:51,540
He's a hotshot promoter
from the North Island.
453
00:23:51,605 --> 00:23:53,492
He's got a lot of contacts
and a lot of money.
454
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:54,932
Sheldon,
they're all yours.
455
00:23:54,997 --> 00:23:56,180
He's right, gentlemen.
456
00:23:56,245 --> 00:23:58,484
I'm here to offer
every single one of you
457
00:23:58,549 --> 00:23:59,924
the opportunity
of a lifetime.
458
00:23:59,989 --> 00:24:01,940
You've each been
hand-selected,
459
00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:04,340
and I want you to be
the official stunt team
460
00:24:04,405 --> 00:24:08,148
of a little radio station
called radio Te Puke
461
00:24:08,213 --> 00:24:10,580
and a little cigarette company
called lucky cigarettes.
462
00:24:10,645 --> 00:24:11,508
Yeah!
463
00:24:11,573 --> 00:24:13,204
[ cheering ]
464
00:24:13,269 --> 00:24:16,148
I'm gonna have to see the show
before everything is signed off,
465
00:24:16,213 --> 00:24:17,428
but let me tell you
this much --
466
00:24:17,494 --> 00:24:19,861
If you boys are half as good
as I've heard you are,
467
00:24:19,925 --> 00:24:22,485
then the possibilities
are endless.
468
00:24:22,549 --> 00:24:24,628
Mate, we're the best
in the business.
469
00:24:24,693 --> 00:24:25,844
Nothing can go wrong.
470
00:24:25,909 --> 00:24:27,252
[ metal screeching ]
471
00:24:27,317 --> 00:24:30,933
[ screaming ]
472
00:24:30,997 --> 00:24:33,428
Oh, for Christ's Sake.
473
00:24:37,173 --> 00:24:40,021
22 people.
474
00:24:40,085 --> 00:24:42,868
You are kidding.
Is that it?
475
00:24:42,934 --> 00:24:45,301
Well, there's a few
fucking comps, as well,
476
00:24:45,366 --> 00:24:50,453
so that's, uh, 20-fucking-5,
counting those cocksuckers.
477
00:24:50,518 --> 00:24:52,468
Who's been giving out comps?
478
00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:54,773
Lucky Peter
gave one to his mom.
479
00:24:54,837 --> 00:24:57,173
Lucky Fucking Peter.
480
00:24:59,670 --> 00:25:00,757
Thanks for the comp.
481
00:25:00,822 --> 00:25:02,517
It's cool.
482
00:25:02,582 --> 00:25:04,309
Can't wait to see you
out there,
483
00:25:04,374 --> 00:25:06,165
amidst the flames
and explosions.
484
00:25:06,230 --> 00:25:07,413
Must be exciting.
485
00:25:07,478 --> 00:25:09,653
Yeah, it's -- it's great.
486
00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:11,541
I mean,
there's nothing like it.
487
00:25:13,079 --> 00:25:15,925
Will you dedicate a stunt
to me?
488
00:25:17,302 --> 00:25:20,341
Look, Tracy, I-I've got to
tell you something.
489
00:25:20,406 --> 00:25:21,525
I'm not --
490
00:25:21,590 --> 00:25:22,485
Hey, look!
491
00:25:22,550 --> 00:25:23,701
Dick's throwing a shitty.
492
00:25:23,766 --> 00:25:24,950
What do you mean,
you can't do it?
493
00:25:25,014 --> 00:25:27,861
I crushed three vertebrae!
494
00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:31,285
Do it or no pay!
495
00:25:31,350 --> 00:25:32,405
No!
496
00:25:32,471 --> 00:25:35,029
Would you just excuse me
for just a second?
497
00:25:35,095 --> 00:25:36,245
DICK:
I mean, Christ!
498
00:25:36,311 --> 00:25:37,366
Screw you!
499
00:25:37,431 --> 00:25:40,918
Find another
human battering ram, asshole!
500
00:25:40,982 --> 00:25:42,582
Let's go, Mom.
501
00:25:42,646 --> 00:25:45,781
There is no one else!
502
00:25:45,847 --> 00:25:49,525
Hey, um...Dick?
503
00:25:51,030 --> 00:25:52,534
I thought I smelled something.
504
00:25:52,598 --> 00:25:54,934
What do you want, Cambell?
505
00:25:54,999 --> 00:25:58,709
Look, please, can I do
the human battering ram tonight?
506
00:25:58,775 --> 00:26:01,974
It's probably my last chance
I'll ever get to do a stunt,
507
00:26:02,039 --> 00:26:05,526
And I-I promised Tracy.
508
00:26:05,591 --> 00:26:09,718
"N" and "O" spells "no,"
509
00:26:09,783 --> 00:26:12,630
And I told you --
peg legs are jinxed.
510
00:26:12,695 --> 00:26:14,198
I don't want her
hanging around.
511
00:26:14,263 --> 00:26:17,526
Get rid of her or I will.
512
00:26:17,591 --> 00:26:20,086
Asshole.
513
00:26:27,352 --> 00:26:28,311
Fuck.
514
00:26:28,375 --> 00:26:30,102
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
515
00:26:30,167 --> 00:26:32,247
would you please
put your hands together
516
00:26:32,311 --> 00:26:35,414
for the Timaru Hellriders!
517
00:26:38,487 --> 00:26:40,310
This is shit.
518
00:26:49,655 --> 00:26:51,926
ANNOUNCER: Well, I've seen
some piss-poor stunt shows
519
00:26:51,992 --> 00:26:52,982
in my time,
520
00:26:53,047 --> 00:26:55,127
but that really takes
the shit biscuit!
521
00:26:55,192 --> 00:26:57,015
Right. Great.
Awesome.
522
00:26:57,079 --> 00:26:58,967
Hey, thanks, guys.
523
00:26:59,032 --> 00:27:00,918
We can kiss the North Island
goodbye.
524
00:27:00,984 --> 00:27:02,135
Hope you're happy.
525
00:27:03,768 --> 00:27:07,255
So much for me
being a stunt man.
526
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,135
And here comes
Dick Johansonson.
527
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:14,519
He's got safety officers on him
like flies on shit!
528
00:27:14,584 --> 00:27:16,983
He is one unhappy bastard!
529
00:27:17,048 --> 00:27:18,231
MAN: Richard!
530
00:27:18,296 --> 00:27:19,735
Now, you just listen to me!
531
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,847
Oy!
532
00:27:21,912 --> 00:27:23,607
Oy! Stop!
533
00:27:23,672 --> 00:27:25,079
You listen!
Richard!
534
00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:28,087
Now, we're having nothing
over 25 kilometers an hour,
535
00:27:28,152 --> 00:27:30,616
okay, Richard?
536
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:33,015
Oh, safety first!
537
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,039
Stop!
538
00:27:34,105 --> 00:27:36,151
This is not a safe piece
of equipment!
539
00:27:36,216 --> 00:27:38,839
You should go around,
please.
540
00:27:38,905 --> 00:27:41,143
Go around.
541
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:45,016
That's it.
I give up.
542
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,424
Ugh!
543
00:27:46,488 --> 00:27:48,184
ANNOUNCER:
Oh, yes, ladies and gentlemen,
544
00:27:48,249 --> 00:27:49,687
this sucks the big one.
545
00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:51,543
I'm off to the pub.
546
00:27:51,608 --> 00:27:54,104
Hey, Dick. Baby, don't worry
about those losers.
547
00:27:54,168 --> 00:27:56,024
I'll make it up to you, okay?
548
00:27:56,088 --> 00:27:58,552
Yep.
We're rooted.
549
00:28:04,632 --> 00:28:07,032
[ insects chirping ]
550
00:28:11,737 --> 00:28:13,688
Fuck this, guys.
551
00:28:13,753 --> 00:28:16,472
[ rock music plays ]
552
00:28:33,401 --> 00:28:35,352
You go, boy!
553
00:28:36,473 --> 00:28:37,688
[ chuckling ]
554
00:28:44,442 --> 00:28:45,688
[ engine revs ]
555
00:28:56,537 --> 00:28:58,104
No, no, no!
556
00:28:58,170 --> 00:28:59,672
[ shouting indistinctly ]
557
00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:06,297
[ cheering ]
558
00:29:09,594 --> 00:29:11,353
Aw, fuck!
559
00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:18,777
I probably should've moved
Dick's caravan.
560
00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:21,273
Not to worry.
561
00:29:21,337 --> 00:29:23,865
[ coughing ]
562
00:29:34,810 --> 00:29:37,017
[ coughing ]
563
00:29:39,706 --> 00:29:44,089
# everybody light up #
564
00:29:44,154 --> 00:29:48,249
# everybody light up #
565
00:29:48,315 --> 00:29:52,506
# everybody light up now #
566
00:29:52,570 --> 00:29:55,769
# everybody light up #
567
00:29:58,650 --> 00:30:00,538
Good one, Cambell.
568
00:30:08,282 --> 00:30:09,753
You really screwed us,
Cambell.
569
00:30:09,819 --> 00:30:11,802
It's all over,
and it's all your fault.
570
00:30:11,866 --> 00:30:15,001
Dick, that was fantastic.
Who is this little bad boy?
571
00:30:15,066 --> 00:30:16,250
What, the kid?
572
00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:17,594
Yes.
573
00:30:17,659 --> 00:30:20,409
Dick and the kid.
I can see it now, up in lights.
574
00:30:20,475 --> 00:30:24,826
Let me tell you what, boys.
We are gonna make some money.
575
00:30:24,891 --> 00:30:26,650
I got the contract
with me right now.
576
00:30:26,715 --> 00:30:28,698
I need you two to both sign it
577
00:30:28,763 --> 00:30:32,314
and then you are officially
with Sheldon Snake.
578
00:30:32,378 --> 00:30:33,593
Congratulations.
579
00:30:33,659 --> 00:30:35,257
Yeah!
580
00:30:35,323 --> 00:30:36,794
Whoo!
581
00:30:38,395 --> 00:30:40,474
[ laughs ]
Yes, boy!
582
00:30:42,395 --> 00:30:46,074
We're gonna set
the North Island on fire.
583
00:30:46,139 --> 00:30:47,834
[ coughs ]
584
00:30:47,899 --> 00:30:49,658
I'm fine!
I'm fine!
585
00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:51,354
My fault, my fault.
586
00:30:51,419 --> 00:30:53,658
And you -- don't use your back
like a crane!
587
00:30:53,723 --> 00:30:55,290
Bend your knees!
588
00:30:55,355 --> 00:30:58,906
The following day, Randyand his heavily hung-over mates
589
00:30:58,971 --> 00:31:01,658
boarded the ferryto the North Island.
590
00:31:01,724 --> 00:31:04,570
Randy had dreamed of jumpingCook Strait his whole life.
591
00:31:04,635 --> 00:31:06,746
But for nowhe'd have to settle
592
00:31:06,811 --> 00:31:08,058
for a three-hour boat trip.
593
00:31:10,524 --> 00:31:13,114
Hey, Randy, catch!
594
00:31:13,723 --> 00:31:15,515
Ugh!
595
00:31:15,579 --> 00:31:16,891
Bye, Randy!
596
00:31:16,955 --> 00:31:19,674
# I should've known it
from the start #
597
00:31:19,739 --> 00:31:23,578
# that's why I'm telling you,
this is what I saw through #
598
00:31:23,644 --> 00:31:26,875
# I turn away
as you close the door #
599
00:31:26,940 --> 00:31:29,339
[ air horn sounds ]
600
00:31:29,404 --> 00:31:31,867
SPANNERS: Tell us about
the North Island again, Dad.
601
00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:35,131
Glamour, class, pizzazz --
602
00:31:35,195 --> 00:31:38,107
Just sophistication
just dribbling out of its ass.
603
00:31:38,171 --> 00:31:40,699
Not that I've lived there,
of course.
604
00:31:40,764 --> 00:31:43,771
It's full of fucking poseurs.
605
00:31:43,836 --> 00:31:45,371
What are the ladies like?
606
00:31:45,436 --> 00:31:47,771
Oh, you're in for
a treat there, mate.
607
00:31:47,836 --> 00:31:50,491
They're a different breed
up there.
608
00:31:50,556 --> 00:31:53,627
Shave their armpits --
and their coochers.
609
00:31:53,692 --> 00:31:55,579
Wow.
610
00:31:55,644 --> 00:31:56,475
Gross.
611
00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:58,683
You'll understand
one day, boy.
612
00:31:58,748 --> 00:32:01,531
They're not all that bad.
Some of them are pretty nice.
613
00:32:01,596 --> 00:32:03,676
Take your auntie.
614
00:32:03,740 --> 00:32:06,011
She was pretty tidy
back in the day.
615
00:32:06,076 --> 00:32:08,220
So did you and Aunt Debbie
really go out?
616
00:32:08,284 --> 00:32:09,883
Yep.
617
00:32:09,949 --> 00:32:12,603
Three beautiful bloody years.
618
00:32:12,669 --> 00:32:14,140
Wow.
What happened?
619
00:32:14,204 --> 00:32:16,860
Oh, I fucked Spanner's mum
while we were on tour.
620
00:32:16,924 --> 00:32:18,684
That would do it.
621
00:32:18,748 --> 00:32:19,675
Yeah.
622
00:32:19,741 --> 00:32:21,916
Anyway,
enough of this bullshit.
623
00:32:21,980 --> 00:32:24,284
Let's play
some fucking drinking games.
624
00:32:24,349 --> 00:32:26,300
Yay!
- Yay! - Yay!
625
00:32:26,365 --> 00:32:29,436
[ indistinct shouting ]
626
00:32:37,181 --> 00:32:39,132
[ keypad beeping ]
627
00:32:42,109 --> 00:32:44,188
Hey, Cindy?
- Hmm?
628
00:32:46,781 --> 00:32:47,996
Will you marry me?
629
00:32:49,245 --> 00:32:50,236
What?
630
00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:52,220
You want to get married?
631
00:32:53,501 --> 00:32:55,708
Okay. Yeah.
I suppose.
632
00:32:55,773 --> 00:32:57,852
Awesome.
633
00:32:58,941 --> 00:33:00,764
You and me are gonna have
634
00:33:00,829 --> 00:33:03,548
a long, beautiful future
together.
635
00:33:05,725 --> 00:33:07,516
[ cellphone beeps ]
Hang on one second.
636
00:33:10,717 --> 00:33:12,988
Sorry, babe.
- What?
637
00:33:13,054 --> 00:33:15,772
I love you, Cindy.
638
00:33:15,838 --> 00:33:17,564
You're so cute.
639
00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:20,029
[ keypad beeping ]
640
00:33:35,774 --> 00:33:38,173
[ air horn sounds ]
641
00:33:43,262 --> 00:33:47,037
Gentlemen,
welcome to the North Island.
642
00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:52,476
You are now
the Te Puke Hellriders.
643
00:33:52,542 --> 00:33:54,044
We're the Timaru
Hellriders.
644
00:33:54,110 --> 00:33:55,453
What's wrong
with Timaru?
645
00:33:55,518 --> 00:33:56,733
Come on, boys.
646
00:33:56,798 --> 00:33:58,236
Read between the lines.
647
00:33:58,302 --> 00:34:02,717
Te Puke is money,
it's glamour, it's excitement.
648
00:34:02,781 --> 00:34:03,869
Timaru is a shithole.
649
00:34:03,934 --> 00:34:05,693
I really liked Timaru, Dad.
650
00:34:05,758 --> 00:34:07,037
Good for you.
651
00:34:07,102 --> 00:34:09,502
But let's leave the thinking
up to old Sheldon over here.
652
00:34:09,566 --> 00:34:12,573
And you know what's on my mind
right now?
653
00:34:12,638 --> 00:34:14,973
Making some Sir Edmunds.
654
00:34:15,038 --> 00:34:16,733
So let's get this little puppy
on the road.
655
00:34:16,798 --> 00:34:18,077
Yeah.
656
00:34:18,143 --> 00:34:19,261
Yeah!
657
00:34:19,326 --> 00:34:20,669
Buy that for a dollar.
658
00:34:23,806 --> 00:34:25,662
Wow.
659
00:34:25,726 --> 00:34:27,742
ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
660
00:34:27,806 --> 00:34:30,685
the Wellington Motordome
is proud to present
661
00:34:30,750 --> 00:34:33,502
the hottest new stunt team
in the North Island --
662
00:34:33,566 --> 00:34:39,773
The Te Puke Hellriders,
featuring Dick and the kid!
663
00:34:39,838 --> 00:34:42,622
Tonight, these bad mothers
664
00:34:42,687 --> 00:34:45,341
will be performing
the trampoline of death!
665
00:34:45,407 --> 00:34:47,038
Aw, shit,
isn't that gonna be...
666
00:34:48,799 --> 00:34:50,718
Randy?
667
00:34:50,783 --> 00:34:52,765
Can we have
a fucking word, mate?
668
00:34:52,831 --> 00:34:54,750
Yeah. Sure, guys.
What's up?
669
00:34:54,815 --> 00:34:56,638
We don't think you should do
the stunt, Randy.
670
00:34:56,702 --> 00:34:58,142
How come?
671
00:34:58,207 --> 00:35:02,942
'Cause I was there in '83,
when Lucky Peter tried it.
672
00:35:03,007 --> 00:35:04,574
Really?
What happened?
673
00:35:04,639 --> 00:35:06,110
Tell him, Dad.
674
00:35:06,175 --> 00:35:07,422
Tell me.
I can handle it.
675
00:35:09,823 --> 00:35:12,862
Lucky Peter was the first
to try this gag.
676
00:35:12,927 --> 00:35:15,326
It was all worked out perfectly,
677
00:35:15,391 --> 00:35:19,614
only at the last second,
it all turned to shit.
678
00:35:19,679 --> 00:35:22,302
The fat fuck went straight
through the trampoline.
679
00:35:23,583 --> 00:35:25,662
The car hit him -- smack!
680
00:35:27,135 --> 00:35:28,862
Straight fucking on.
681
00:35:28,928 --> 00:35:30,046
Ugh!
682
00:35:30,111 --> 00:35:31,486
Poor bastard!
Was he all right?
683
00:35:31,551 --> 00:35:34,239
No, Randy.
He was fucked.
684
00:35:34,303 --> 00:35:37,823
His left leg was completely torn
from the hip socket,
685
00:35:37,887 --> 00:35:41,694
hanging there like a --
like a sack of meat.
686
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,254
That's not
the really fucked-up part.
687
00:35:45,535 --> 00:35:48,894
You see, in order to get him
on the stretcher,
688
00:35:48,959 --> 00:35:53,119
they needed to wrestle that bone
back into the socket.
689
00:35:53,184 --> 00:35:54,974
Brace yourself.
690
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:59,487
We got that bone back
into place okay...
691
00:35:59,552 --> 00:36:02,623
only one of his testicles
got caught in the hip socket.
692
00:36:02,688 --> 00:36:05,535
[ crunching ]
693
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:09,823
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!
694
00:36:11,264 --> 00:36:13,215
Ohh!
695
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:16,415
He shredded three vocal cords
screaming.
696
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,527
Never heard
anything like it before,
697
00:36:18,592 --> 00:36:19,967
and I never want to again.
698
00:36:20,032 --> 00:36:22,495
Don't do it, Randy!
699
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,095
You listen to him, Randy.
700
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:26,336
He's smarter
than he fucking looks.
701
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,256
Don't do it.
702
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,751
Don't be an egg.
703
00:36:32,416 --> 00:36:36,095
I'm sorry, guys,
but my mind's made up.
704
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:38,239
I've got to do it.
705
00:36:41,089 --> 00:36:44,672
[ sighs ]
706
00:36:46,528 --> 00:36:49,472
[ chanting ] The kid!
The kid! The kid! The kid!
707
00:36:49,536 --> 00:36:52,960
The kid! The kid!
The kid! The kid!
708
00:36:53,024 --> 00:36:56,480
The kid! The kid!
The kid! The kid!
709
00:36:56,545 --> 00:36:59,872
The kid! The kid!
The kid! The kid!
710
00:36:59,937 --> 00:37:03,296
The kid! The kid!
The kid! The kid!
711
00:37:03,361 --> 00:37:06,688
The kid! The kid!
The kid! The kid!
712
00:37:06,753 --> 00:37:10,080
The kid! The kid!
The kid! The kid!
713
00:37:10,145 --> 00:37:13,504
The kid! The kid!
The kid! The kid!
714
00:37:13,569 --> 00:37:16,128
[ cheers and applause ]
715
00:37:57,122 --> 00:37:58,337
- Ohh! - Ohh!
- Ohh! - Ohh!
716
00:38:15,458 --> 00:38:17,760
[ cheers and applause ]
717
00:38:32,738 --> 00:38:36,161
Little prick.
718
00:38:47,170 --> 00:38:49,634
Whoo! Yeah!
719
00:38:49,698 --> 00:38:52,225
- Ohh! - Ohh!
- Ohh! - Ohh!
720
00:38:54,691 --> 00:38:56,225
Yeah!
721
00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:58,593
Whoo!
722
00:38:58,658 --> 00:39:01,313
Yes!
723
00:39:01,378 --> 00:39:04,226
CROWD: [ chanting ]
Dick! Dick! Dick! Dick!
724
00:39:04,291 --> 00:39:05,954
Dick! Dick!
Dick! Dick!
725
00:39:06,018 --> 00:39:08,961
Dick! Dick!
Dick! Dick!
726
00:39:09,027 --> 00:39:10,338
Dick! Dick!
Dick! Dick!
727
00:39:10,403 --> 00:39:12,674
In your face, Cambell!
728
00:39:12,738 --> 00:39:14,946
Dick! Dick!
Dick! Dick!
729
00:39:15,010 --> 00:39:17,666
Dick! Dick!
Dick! Dick!
730
00:39:17,731 --> 00:39:19,457
[ horn honking ]
731
00:39:19,522 --> 00:39:22,018
Dick! Dick!
732
00:39:22,082 --> 00:39:23,714
Dick, we did it!
733
00:39:23,779 --> 00:39:26,690
Dick, we made it!
We did it!
734
00:39:26,755 --> 00:39:30,530
[ cheers and applause ]
735
00:39:30,595 --> 00:39:33,601
[ horn honking ]
736
00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:39,938
[ rock music playing ]
737
00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:42,114
[ indistinct shouting ]
738
00:39:48,419 --> 00:39:49,634
Whoo!
739
00:39:49,699 --> 00:39:50,850
Next!
740
00:39:50,915 --> 00:39:53,698
[ laughter ]
741
00:39:53,763 --> 00:39:55,554
You're next!
742
00:39:55,619 --> 00:39:57,378
Ohh!
743
00:39:57,444 --> 00:39:59,554
You're next!
744
00:40:07,171 --> 00:40:10,562
[ rock music continues ]
745
00:40:26,180 --> 00:40:29,219
Aaaah!
746
00:40:32,708 --> 00:40:35,523
[ laughter ]
747
00:41:13,700 --> 00:41:18,019
Gentlemen...
Welcome to Te Puke.
748
00:41:18,085 --> 00:41:19,235
Yeah!
749
00:41:19,301 --> 00:41:22,851
Tonight, we believe that
we have come up with a stunt
750
00:41:22,916 --> 00:41:25,508
that will send the kid here
over the top.
751
00:41:25,573 --> 00:41:28,067
What about me?
People pay to see Dick.
752
00:41:28,133 --> 00:41:29,475
Relax.
753
00:41:29,541 --> 00:41:32,099
You, too, will play a crucial
role in tonight's stunt,
754
00:41:32,164 --> 00:41:35,075
because you'll be driving
the car
755
00:41:35,140 --> 00:41:37,572
that crashes head-on
with the kid.
756
00:41:37,637 --> 00:41:40,356
Let me talk you through it.
This is how I see it going down.
757
00:41:40,421 --> 00:41:42,084
We'll have the Dick here
in this corner,
758
00:41:42,148 --> 00:41:43,140
Randy in the other,
759
00:41:43,205 --> 00:41:46,660
and then, gentlemen...
It's party time.
760
00:41:46,725 --> 00:41:49,123
You'll race towards each other
full tit,
761
00:41:49,189 --> 00:41:50,404
and in the middle,
you will collide.
762
00:41:50,469 --> 00:41:51,620
Cue the explosion.
763
00:41:51,685 --> 00:41:54,532
I want you out of that car.
I want you covered in fire.
764
00:41:54,597 --> 00:41:56,164
Flames burning, on the ground,
765
00:41:56,229 --> 00:41:58,084
rolling around
in agonizing pain,
766
00:41:58,149 --> 00:41:59,812
and if I believe it,
767
00:41:59,877 --> 00:42:03,332
if you sell it to me,
if I feel it...
768
00:42:03,397 --> 00:42:05,220
then I'll put you out.
769
00:42:06,661 --> 00:42:07,556
Any thoughts?
770
00:42:07,621 --> 00:42:08,900
It's suicide.
771
00:42:08,965 --> 00:42:12,261
It's how Lucky Peter
lost his teeth.
772
00:42:12,325 --> 00:42:14,244
And I, for one,
refuse to do it.
773
00:42:14,309 --> 00:42:16,004
I want you
to cast your mind back
774
00:42:16,069 --> 00:42:17,796
to when you signed
that contract.
775
00:42:17,861 --> 00:42:19,748
You remember doing that,
right, Dick?
776
00:42:19,813 --> 00:42:21,253
Writing your name
down the bottom?
777
00:42:21,317 --> 00:42:23,204
Putting your little Dick on it?
778
00:42:23,270 --> 00:42:25,764
Well, that means
that I own you.
779
00:42:26,789 --> 00:42:28,740
In fact, it means
I own all of you.
780
00:42:28,805 --> 00:42:30,212
And I tell you what --
781
00:42:30,277 --> 00:42:33,221
if you do not do exactly
what I tell you to do,
782
00:42:33,285 --> 00:42:34,756
I will get my lawyers involved,
783
00:42:34,821 --> 00:42:36,645
and they will bend you
over a barrel
784
00:42:36,710 --> 00:42:40,164
and give you a little bit
of the Sheldon Snake.
785
00:42:41,221 --> 00:42:42,021
Understood?
786
00:42:42,085 --> 00:42:43,429
Understood.
787
00:42:43,493 --> 00:42:45,797
All right, then.
Let's get on with it.
788
00:42:57,990 --> 00:43:00,133
15 years.
789
00:43:00,198 --> 00:43:03,429
15 miserable, painful years,
I've been risking my butt.
790
00:43:12,294 --> 00:43:14,405
Dick and the kid, my ass.
791
00:43:17,990 --> 00:43:20,101
That little turd
has got to go.
792
00:43:21,383 --> 00:43:24,197
I think I might have to organize
a little accident
793
00:43:24,263 --> 00:43:25,861
for Randy "Fuckface"
Cambell --
794
00:43:25,927 --> 00:43:29,349
See how good his stunts are
from a hospital bed.
795
00:43:30,342 --> 00:43:31,653
If you fuck me in the ass,
796
00:43:31,718 --> 00:43:33,797
you're gonna get shit
on your Dick.
797
00:43:35,623 --> 00:43:38,502
ANNOUNCER: Tonight, Te Puke,
you're in for a treat.
798
00:43:38,567 --> 00:43:42,406
Dick and the kid
performing a flaming hot dog!
799
00:43:42,470 --> 00:43:43,558
Ladies and gentlemen,
800
00:43:43,622 --> 00:43:45,574
Let's see if we can rustle up
some applause
801
00:43:45,639 --> 00:43:47,525
for Dick Johansonson.
802
00:43:47,591 --> 00:43:51,205
[ crowd booing ]
803
00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:52,550
[ belches ]
804
00:43:55,750 --> 00:43:57,766
Let's give a warm
Te Puke welcome
805
00:43:57,830 --> 00:44:03,718
to Randy "The Kid"
Cambe-e-e-e-e-e-ll!
806
00:44:03,782 --> 00:44:05,957
[ cheers and applause ]
807
00:44:13,095 --> 00:44:14,214
Ladies and gentlemen,
808
00:44:14,279 --> 00:44:16,006
let's see if we can get
a couple of words
809
00:44:16,071 --> 00:44:17,542
with this amazing
stunt sensation.
810
00:44:17,607 --> 00:44:20,103
So you two morons think
you know something
811
00:44:20,167 --> 00:44:21,542
about stunt showmanship?
812
00:44:21,607 --> 00:44:22,598
Well, you don't.
813
00:44:22,663 --> 00:44:25,670
You, get to your car
and get ready.
814
00:44:25,735 --> 00:44:26,950
Give me that.
815
00:44:27,015 --> 00:44:29,030
I'll show you
how you work a crowd.
816
00:44:31,016 --> 00:44:32,806
Listen up, assholes.
817
00:44:32,871 --> 00:44:33,766
[ booing ]
818
00:44:33,831 --> 00:44:35,430
You can all
go screw yourselves.
819
00:44:36,487 --> 00:44:37,702
This stunt is dedicated
820
00:44:37,767 --> 00:44:41,350
to one person
and one person only --
821
00:44:41,416 --> 00:44:44,326
my girlfriend, my fianc�e,
822
00:44:44,392 --> 00:44:47,846
The love of my life,
Cindy Cockburn.
823
00:44:47,911 --> 00:44:48,839
I love you, Cindy.
824
00:44:48,904 --> 00:44:51,271
He's so romantic.
825
00:44:51,335 --> 00:44:53,127
Yeah.
826
00:44:53,192 --> 00:44:54,886
[ feedback ]
827
00:44:57,128 --> 00:44:59,559
[ crowd jeering ]
828
00:45:11,528 --> 00:45:13,607
[ exhales deeply ]
829
00:45:16,456 --> 00:45:19,399
JIM:
Well, he's off his bloody tits.
830
00:45:19,464 --> 00:45:20,999
That's a good start.
831
00:45:21,064 --> 00:45:24,679
Hey, do you want to know
a fucking secret?
832
00:45:24,744 --> 00:45:26,567
What's that, Dad?
833
00:45:26,632 --> 00:45:29,127
Well, that come-licker Dick
834
00:45:29,192 --> 00:45:31,463
sabotaged Randy's car
with explosives.
835
00:45:31,528 --> 00:45:33,543
That's not very nice.
836
00:45:33,608 --> 00:45:34,823
Not to worry.
837
00:45:35,816 --> 00:45:38,824
I disconnected them all
and put them on Dick's car.
838
00:45:38,888 --> 00:45:41,223
Randy will be sweet as.
839
00:45:41,288 --> 00:45:45,032
Dick, on the other hand,
is completely fucked.
840
00:45:45,096 --> 00:45:47,208
[ laughing ]
You're funny, Dad.
841
00:45:47,272 --> 00:45:51,208
# we don't care about the truth
or the wisdom of your gold #
842
00:45:51,272 --> 00:45:53,639
# as you walk upright #
843
00:45:53,704 --> 00:45:54,951
ANNOUNCER:
Here we go!
844
00:45:55,016 --> 00:45:58,472
Five, four, three, two, one!
845
00:45:58,536 --> 00:46:00,552
[ grunting ]
846
00:46:00,616 --> 00:46:02,504
# you give a little
and a little bit #
847
00:46:02,569 --> 00:46:04,424
# we'll give you even more... #
848
00:46:04,489 --> 00:46:05,863
[ engines revving ]
849
00:46:05,928 --> 00:46:06,792
[ beeps ]
850
00:46:09,608 --> 00:46:11,623
[ tires screeching ]
851
00:46:16,713 --> 00:46:19,944
[ crowd screaming ]
852
00:46:36,969 --> 00:46:38,984
[ voice breaking ]
no, baby...
853
00:46:39,049 --> 00:46:41,192
[ sobs ]
854
00:46:51,817 --> 00:46:57,545
No-o-o-o-o-o-o!
855
00:47:02,633 --> 00:47:05,800
[ sobbing ]
856
00:47:10,793 --> 00:47:13,417
Cindy Cockburn's deathmarked the end
857
00:47:13,481 --> 00:47:15,400
For the Te Puke Hellriders.
858
00:47:21,322 --> 00:47:23,401
Dick Johansonsonwas found to be
859
00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:26,921
10 times over the legal limitto operate a motor vehicle.
860
00:47:26,986 --> 00:47:28,265
He got five years
861
00:47:28,329 --> 00:47:31,305
in the most nut-busting prisonin New Zealand --
862
00:47:31,370 --> 00:47:35,721
Loose Canyoncorrectional facility.
863
00:47:35,786 --> 00:47:39,401
For the rest of the Hellriders,there was nothing left to do
864
00:47:39,466 --> 00:47:43,017
but pack up their bagsand hit the road.
865
00:47:47,370 --> 00:47:48,649
[ whistles ]
866
00:48:06,026 --> 00:48:08,809
In New Zealand,all roads lead to one place --
867
00:48:08,874 --> 00:48:11,049
Auckland City,
868
00:48:11,115 --> 00:48:16,618
A city of excitement,glamour, and dreams,
869
00:48:16,683 --> 00:48:19,786
A place where people comefrom miles around
870
00:48:19,851 --> 00:48:22,378
To make it big in the movies,
871
00:48:22,443 --> 00:48:24,394
A city wherea hardworking stunt man
872
00:48:24,459 --> 00:48:25,866
could make a decent living
873
00:48:25,930 --> 00:48:27,946
as long as he didn't mindsome posey actor
874
00:48:28,010 --> 00:48:30,602
taking all the credit.
875
00:48:30,667 --> 00:48:32,234
And action.
876
00:48:34,859 --> 00:48:36,234
Cut.
877
00:48:36,299 --> 00:48:39,210
Michael, that was outstanding.
878
00:48:39,274 --> 00:48:40,554
Now bring in the stunt meat.
879
00:48:42,347 --> 00:48:45,002
Make me look good, kid.
880
00:48:54,475 --> 00:48:55,946
Action.
881
00:48:56,587 --> 00:48:58,762
[ glass shattering ]
882
00:48:58,827 --> 00:49:00,106
Another one, please.
883
00:49:01,419 --> 00:49:04,138
[ glass shattering ]
884
00:49:04,203 --> 00:49:07,594
Ugh.
885
00:49:07,660 --> 00:49:08,715
[ spits ]
886
00:49:08,780 --> 00:49:10,091
Same again, please.
887
00:49:13,291 --> 00:49:16,811
[ glass shattering ]
888
00:49:16,875 --> 00:49:17,707
Cut.
889
00:49:19,436 --> 00:49:21,451
All right.
That'll do, I suppose.
890
00:49:21,515 --> 00:49:23,915
Now, get him out of here,
will you?
891
00:49:23,980 --> 00:49:27,051
[ spitting ]
892
00:49:27,116 --> 00:49:29,706
[ coughs, sniffs ]
893
00:49:29,772 --> 00:49:32,907
Great work, kid.
- Which way did I land?
894
00:49:38,156 --> 00:49:39,211
I think I got a splinter.
895
00:49:39,276 --> 00:49:42,251
Oh, my God.
Are you all right?
896
00:49:42,316 --> 00:49:44,299
First aid!
897
00:49:59,084 --> 00:50:01,547
[ swords clanging ]
898
00:50:21,452 --> 00:50:22,956
Ugh!
899
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:25,868
[ groans ]
900
00:50:25,933 --> 00:50:28,812
Oh! Oh, my nuts!
901
00:50:36,397 --> 00:50:38,796
[ sighs ]
902
00:50:50,157 --> 00:50:53,004
G'day, asshole!
903
00:50:53,069 --> 00:50:56,012
[ laughs ]
904
00:51:06,414 --> 00:51:08,140
Yo, Randy.
905
00:51:08,205 --> 00:51:09,580
Geez, man,
you look like shit.
906
00:51:09,646 --> 00:51:11,884
Yeah. Well, that's funny,
'cause I feel fucking great.
907
00:51:11,949 --> 00:51:13,932
Me and the boys are gonna grab
a few beers,
908
00:51:13,997 --> 00:51:15,308
head on up to Studio 17.
909
00:51:15,373 --> 00:51:17,516
This new kid on the lot
is supposed to be pretty good.
910
00:51:17,581 --> 00:51:20,748
I'll see how I feel after I get
the glass out of my face.
911
00:51:20,814 --> 00:51:22,636
You should come, bro.
You might learn a thing or two.
912
00:51:22,701 --> 00:51:25,292
Hey, monkey boy,
get back to work.
913
00:51:25,358 --> 00:51:27,564
See you there, bro.
914
00:51:27,630 --> 00:51:28,876
Ugh!
915
00:51:46,989 --> 00:51:49,805
[ indistinct conversation ]
916
00:51:49,869 --> 00:51:50,925
Hey, kid.
917
00:51:50,989 --> 00:51:52,525
Hey, guys.
918
00:51:52,590 --> 00:51:54,220
Hey, check out
your competition.
919
00:51:54,286 --> 00:51:55,628
See that dining table there?
920
00:51:55,694 --> 00:51:57,517
Props couldn't afford
a breakaway table.
921
00:51:57,582 --> 00:51:59,149
Now watch this.
922
00:51:59,214 --> 00:52:01,005
MAN: Action.
923
00:52:05,390 --> 00:52:06,765
Whoa.
924
00:52:06,830 --> 00:52:08,973
# don't leave me standing here #
925
00:52:09,038 --> 00:52:12,749
# I'm not the kind
that likes to be the #
926
00:52:12,814 --> 00:52:15,661
# clown in the rainbow #
927
00:52:15,726 --> 00:52:18,957
# the one who must say... #
928
00:52:19,023 --> 00:52:21,613
Well, what do you know?
929
00:52:21,678 --> 00:52:23,149
Tragedy Jones.
930
00:52:23,215 --> 00:52:25,933
# forever Tuesday morning #
931
00:52:25,998 --> 00:52:29,101
# without tomorrow's gonna be #
932
00:52:29,166 --> 00:52:33,518
# forever Tuesday morning #
933
00:52:33,582 --> 00:52:34,926
Nice work, kiddo.
934
00:52:34,991 --> 00:52:37,997
Hey. Could you take
a quick look at my ass?
935
00:52:51,630 --> 00:52:55,118
Ooh, you're gonna need
a few stitches.
936
00:52:57,903 --> 00:53:00,365
How about you get me
to a doctor,
937
00:53:00,431 --> 00:53:02,125
and then we can catch up?
938
00:53:02,191 --> 00:53:04,590
Let's roll.
939
00:53:17,327 --> 00:53:19,886
Oh, Christ.
Not again.
940
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:30,894
[ rock music plays ]
941
00:53:49,168 --> 00:53:50,927
# lost my faith #
942
00:53:50,991 --> 00:53:52,814
# got release #
943
00:53:52,879 --> 00:53:56,527
# you go play
on artificial grass #
944
00:53:56,592 --> 00:53:59,823
# lined up in black tuxedos #
945
00:53:59,887 --> 00:54:02,926
# lined up flat on my ass #
946
00:54:04,976 --> 00:54:06,799
[ laughter ]
947
00:54:09,712 --> 00:54:13,135
# I'm feeling comfortably
shaken #
948
00:54:15,824 --> 00:54:17,359
[ screaming ]
949
00:54:19,664 --> 00:54:23,503
# getting lost,
getting high #
950
00:54:23,568 --> 00:54:26,575
# hit it up,
bring it down #
951
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,999
# laying back, flat on my bed #
952
00:54:30,064 --> 00:54:33,679
# laying back
with mirrors above #
953
00:54:33,744 --> 00:54:37,999
# hey, I'm gonna hit it up #
954
00:54:40,592 --> 00:54:44,559
# I'm feeling comfortably
shaken #
955
00:54:50,544 --> 00:54:52,079
What do you want, screw?
956
00:54:52,144 --> 00:54:54,448
You're free to go,
shit stain.
957
00:54:54,512 --> 00:54:56,399
About time.
958
00:55:17,265 --> 00:55:18,128
Action!
959
00:55:36,241 --> 00:55:38,192
Ow!
960
00:55:43,633 --> 00:55:45,200
# lost my faith #
961
00:55:45,265 --> 00:55:46,928
# got release #
962
00:55:46,993 --> 00:55:50,320
# you go play
on artificial grass #
963
00:55:50,386 --> 00:55:53,969
# lined up in black tuxedos #
964
00:55:54,033 --> 00:55:57,457
# lined up flat on my ass #
965
00:55:57,521 --> 00:56:00,720
# getting lost,
getting high #
966
00:56:00,786 --> 00:56:01,712
# hit it up... #
967
00:56:01,777 --> 00:56:03,984
Cut!
968
00:56:04,049 --> 00:56:05,393
Well, that sucked.
969
00:56:05,457 --> 00:56:07,472
# flat on my bed #
970
00:56:07,537 --> 00:56:12,528
# laying back
with mirrors above my head #
971
00:56:12,593 --> 00:56:15,793
# I'm gonna hit it up #
972
00:56:17,937 --> 00:56:21,520
# I'm feeling comfortably
shaken #
973
00:56:21,586 --> 00:56:24,913
[ moaning ]
974
00:56:24,978 --> 00:56:27,217
Oh, Randy!
975
00:56:27,281 --> 00:56:30,257
[ moaning continues ]
976
00:56:31,282 --> 00:56:33,201
# I'm feeling #
977
00:56:33,266 --> 00:56:37,777
# well, I'm feeling comfortably
shaken #
978
00:56:39,474 --> 00:56:41,489
Jesus Christ!
979
00:56:41,554 --> 00:56:43,698
G'day, asshole.
980
00:56:43,762 --> 00:56:45,681
G'day, jinx.
981
00:56:45,746 --> 00:56:46,993
Have you been watching?
982
00:56:47,058 --> 00:56:50,001
That's not important right now.
I'm here to talk business.
983
00:56:50,066 --> 00:56:51,474
The fuck are you
talking about?
984
00:56:51,538 --> 00:56:53,394
Stunt number three, spanky.
985
00:56:53,458 --> 00:56:55,889
Do you remember that contract
you signed with Sheldon Snake?
986
00:56:55,954 --> 00:56:57,938
That contract was years ago.
I've got a job now.
987
00:56:58,002 --> 00:57:00,433
That's not stunt work, mate.
It's pathetic.
988
00:57:00,498 --> 00:57:01,522
Yeah.
Well, the pay's good.
989
00:57:01,587 --> 00:57:02,898
It's weak.
990
00:57:02,962 --> 00:57:05,778
I thought you wanted to be
a daredevil like your dead dad.
991
00:57:05,842 --> 00:57:06,738
Oh, yeah.
992
00:57:06,802 --> 00:57:09,425
Good.
Well, listen up.
993
00:57:09,490 --> 00:57:11,570
I've got an offer
you won't refuse.
994
00:57:11,635 --> 00:57:15,953
A stunt so spectacular
it'll make Randy Cambell
995
00:57:16,019 --> 00:57:17,873
the greatest daredevil
of all time.
996
00:57:17,939 --> 00:57:20,274
Dick -- no offense,
but you're a dick.
997
00:57:20,338 --> 00:57:21,618
You're gonna
get Randy killed.
998
00:57:21,683 --> 00:57:23,794
Why would I want to
kill Randall?
999
00:57:23,859 --> 00:57:26,034
He's always been
like a son to me.
1000
00:57:27,443 --> 00:57:30,674
Cut the crap, Johansonson.
What's in it for you?
1001
00:57:30,739 --> 00:57:32,082
Just my normal 20% fee.
1002
00:57:32,147 --> 00:57:33,202
For doing what?
1003
00:57:33,267 --> 00:57:34,578
For being a fuckwit?
1004
00:57:34,642 --> 00:57:37,042
Safety coordination, genius.
1005
00:57:37,107 --> 00:57:38,610
What, you think stunts like this
1006
00:57:38,675 --> 00:57:39,922
just fall out
of people's assholes?
1007
00:57:39,987 --> 00:57:41,170
No.
1008
00:57:41,235 --> 00:57:45,522
They take a lot of planning
and a lot of greasing.
1009
00:57:45,587 --> 00:57:48,690
A shitload of greasing with
this amount of money involved.
1010
00:57:48,755 --> 00:57:50,258
What kind of money?
1011
00:57:51,379 --> 00:57:53,298
6 million big ones.
1012
00:57:53,363 --> 00:57:56,274
Remember, son,you're a Cambell.
1013
00:57:56,339 --> 00:57:58,738
Stunts arein your blood.
1014
00:57:58,803 --> 00:58:00,978
All right.
1015
00:58:01,043 --> 00:58:02,738
I'll do it.
1016
00:58:06,419 --> 00:58:08,722
Disgraced daredevilDick Johansonson
1017
00:58:08,788 --> 00:58:11,090
Today announcedwhat he promised would be
1018
00:58:11,156 --> 00:58:13,042
the greatest stunt of all time.
1019
00:58:13,107 --> 00:58:14,547
Ladies and gentlemen,
1020
00:58:14,611 --> 00:58:19,058
I give you Randy Cambelland the $6 million stunt!
1021
00:58:19,123 --> 00:58:22,675
[ cheers and applause ]
1022
00:58:22,739 --> 00:58:26,195
[ indistinct shouting ]
1023
00:58:26,260 --> 00:58:28,467
Well...Me and wee Spanners here,
1024
00:58:28,532 --> 00:58:31,186
We've been workingon the vehicle itself.
1025
00:58:31,252 --> 00:58:34,035
But all we knowabout the stunt
1026
00:58:34,100 --> 00:58:37,555
is that it's gonna be[bleep] [bleep] [bleep]
1027
00:58:37,620 --> 00:58:42,227
[bleep] [bleep] [bleep][bleep] [bleep] big.
1028
00:58:43,540 --> 00:58:44,947
MAN ON RADIO:
G' day, Auckland City.
1029
00:58:45,012 --> 00:58:46,067
You're listening to the rock,
1030
00:58:46,132 --> 00:58:48,306
and today could well beSuicide Sunday.
1031
00:58:48,372 --> 00:58:49,523
That's right.
1032
00:58:49,588 --> 00:58:51,027
We're broadcasting livefrom the Harbour Bridge,
1033
00:58:51,092 --> 00:58:52,403
Where young stunt manRandy Cambell
1034
00:58:52,468 --> 00:58:54,579
will be putting his asson the line
1035
00:58:54,644 --> 00:58:56,179
once and for all.
1036
00:58:56,244 --> 00:58:59,347
[ shouting indistinctly ]
1037
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:05,684
Over here, Dick!
1038
00:59:05,748 --> 00:59:07,604
[ needle scratches, feedback ]
1039
00:59:07,668 --> 00:59:08,883
[ shouting stops ]
1040
00:59:08,948 --> 00:59:09,971
Listen up, assholes.
1041
00:59:10,036 --> 00:59:14,963
I'd like you to meet
a very brave little boy.
1042
00:59:15,029 --> 00:59:17,267
A very close and personal friend
of mine.
1043
00:59:17,332 --> 00:59:20,180
His name's Randy Cambell,
but they call him "The Kid."
1044
00:59:20,244 --> 00:59:22,387
When I met him,
1045
00:59:22,453 --> 00:59:23,764
he was a retched little
orphan boy,
1046
00:59:23,828 --> 00:59:25,555
but I took him under my wing.
1047
00:59:25,620 --> 00:59:26,611
I nurtured him.
1048
00:59:26,676 --> 00:59:29,012
Today he sails
into the history books.
1049
00:59:29,077 --> 00:59:32,212
I want a loud round of applause
for The Kid!
1050
00:59:32,276 --> 00:59:34,772
[ cheers and applause ]
1051
00:59:43,157 --> 00:59:45,715
Just tell him
what he's got to fucking jump,
1052
00:59:45,781 --> 00:59:47,316
you annoying fucking prick!
1053
00:59:47,380 --> 00:59:50,740
Okay, okay.
Here we go.
1054
00:59:50,805 --> 00:59:55,604
Today The Kid here will be
jumping the harbour!
1055
00:59:55,669 --> 00:59:57,204
What?!
- Ohh.
1056
00:59:57,269 --> 01:00:00,756
Auckland bloody Harbour, mate --
1.5 miles.
1057
01:00:00,821 --> 01:00:05,140
But...you'd need a rocket car
to jump that far.
1058
01:00:05,205 --> 01:00:10,004
[ "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" plays
on guitar ]
1059
01:00:16,085 --> 01:00:17,812
DICK: You'd better
believe it, buddy.
1060
01:00:17,877 --> 01:00:21,556
That little honey will do
zero to 500 in 2.5 seconds.
1061
01:00:21,621 --> 01:00:24,244
Should jump that pond
in second gear.
1062
01:00:24,310 --> 01:00:26,100
Piece of piss.
1063
01:00:27,925 --> 01:00:29,813
Surely this is suicide.
1064
01:00:29,877 --> 01:00:33,332
Listen, lady, if they can send
a man to the moon,
1065
01:00:33,398 --> 01:00:37,460
I reckon I can get this kid
at least as far as Takapuna.
1066
01:00:37,525 --> 01:00:40,117
[ music continues ]
1067
01:00:44,566 --> 01:00:46,292
Cover me, Spanners.
1068
01:00:48,342 --> 01:00:51,541
Whoa. You can't come through
this way.
1069
01:00:51,605 --> 01:00:53,077
But my boyfriend's
making the jump.
1070
01:00:53,142 --> 01:00:54,101
No pass, no entry.
1071
01:01:00,982 --> 01:01:03,253
[ beeping ]
1072
01:01:10,390 --> 01:01:13,109
Randy, I think I found something
under the car.
1073
01:01:13,174 --> 01:01:14,261
Not now, Spanners.
1074
01:01:14,326 --> 01:01:16,693
He's busy.
Get away from him, boy.
1075
01:01:16,758 --> 01:01:18,005
He's in the fucking zone.
1076
01:01:22,358 --> 01:01:23,509
Randy, baby.
1077
01:01:23,574 --> 01:01:24,949
Hey, Trag, what's up?
1078
01:01:25,014 --> 01:01:27,318
Randy...
Please don't do this stunt.
1079
01:01:27,382 --> 01:01:29,525
It's suicide.
1080
01:01:29,591 --> 01:01:32,245
What? I've got to do it.
I mean, Dick's counting on me.
1081
01:01:32,310 --> 01:01:33,813
I don't trust him, Randy.
1082
01:01:33,879 --> 01:01:36,021
He's gonna kill you.
1083
01:01:36,086 --> 01:01:37,493
[ sighs ]
Look, he's not gonna kill me.
1084
01:01:37,558 --> 01:01:38,838
I've got to do this.
1085
01:01:38,902 --> 01:01:42,006
There's heaps of money at stake,
and we got flags and everything.
1086
01:01:42,071 --> 01:01:44,405
Who cares? What good's money
if you're dead?
1087
01:01:44,470 --> 01:01:46,614
Just don't do it, Randy,
please.
1088
01:01:46,678 --> 01:01:48,438
For me?
1089
01:01:48,502 --> 01:01:50,262
Bet my dad
would have done it.
1090
01:01:50,326 --> 01:01:51,862
Yeah, your dead dad.
1091
01:01:51,927 --> 01:01:54,294
REDGE:
Come on, Randy.
1092
01:01:54,358 --> 01:01:58,486
[ echoing ] Stop fucking aroundand get on with it.
1093
01:01:58,550 --> 01:02:03,030
Well, okay, hotshot.
I figured you'd feel this way.
1094
01:02:06,999 --> 01:02:08,566
What are you doing?
1095
01:02:08,631 --> 01:02:10,486
I'm not standing by
while you fly to your death.
1096
01:02:10,551 --> 01:02:13,078
I'm coming with you.
1097
01:02:13,143 --> 01:02:14,326
What? You can't!
1098
01:02:14,391 --> 01:02:15,350
Why not?
1099
01:02:15,415 --> 01:02:17,110
Because it's suicide.
1100
01:02:17,175 --> 01:02:18,486
Well, exactly.
1101
01:02:19,863 --> 01:02:21,078
[ sighs ]
1102
01:02:21,751 --> 01:02:23,222
[ screaming ]
1103
01:02:23,287 --> 01:02:24,118
[ crunching ]
1104
01:02:24,183 --> 01:02:25,494
Asshole.
1105
01:02:29,687 --> 01:02:33,142
You're right.
1106
01:02:33,208 --> 01:02:35,254
Johansonson is a dick.
1107
01:02:35,319 --> 01:02:37,686
He's always been a dick.
1108
01:02:37,752 --> 01:02:39,767
I can't survive this stunt.
1109
01:02:39,832 --> 01:02:41,910
I mean,
look at this rocket car.
1110
01:02:41,975 --> 01:02:42,903
It's shit.
1111
01:02:42,967 --> 01:02:45,398
Looks like it's made
out of junk.
1112
01:02:45,463 --> 01:02:47,382
I'm not gonna do it.
1113
01:02:47,448 --> 01:02:50,135
Thanks, Randy.
1114
01:02:50,199 --> 01:02:52,343
You'll find your big stunt
one day.
1115
01:02:52,408 --> 01:02:54,806
But right now, I love you
and I want you alive.
1116
01:02:57,208 --> 01:02:59,863
We got a long future
ahead of us, Tragedy.
1117
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:12,503
Let's get out of here.
1118
01:03:12,568 --> 01:03:14,071
Cool.
1119
01:03:14,136 --> 01:03:16,119
Um...
1120
01:03:16,184 --> 01:03:21,079
There's just one other thing
I need to tell you.
1121
01:03:27,064 --> 01:03:29,495
Aaaaaaaaah!
1122
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,255
Ugh!
1123
01:03:37,689 --> 01:03:39,639
Come on, Randy.
1124
01:03:39,705 --> 01:03:41,624
Come on, Randy!
1125
01:03:41,688 --> 01:03:42,743
Randy?!
1126
01:03:44,761 --> 01:03:48,503
Come on, Randy!
- No!
1127
01:03:48,568 --> 01:03:50,104
Oh, man.
Come on.
1128
01:03:50,169 --> 01:03:51,735
Come on, mate.
1129
01:03:56,504 --> 01:03:58,456
[ spectators screaming ]
1130
01:04:03,001 --> 01:04:06,136
[ metal snaps ]
1131
01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:07,448
Fuck me in the ass,
1132
01:04:07,512 --> 01:04:09,816
you're gonna get shit
on your dick.
1133
01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:12,376
[ sirens wailing ]
1134
01:04:19,545 --> 01:04:22,967
Take me to the fucking airport,
asshole.
1135
01:04:38,233 --> 01:04:40,536
NARRATOR:
Against all the odds,
1136
01:04:40,601 --> 01:04:42,392
Tracy "Tragedy" Jones survived.
1137
01:04:42,457 --> 01:04:44,376
But not for very long.
1138
01:04:44,441 --> 01:04:47,576
She was left a dribbling,brain-dead quadruple amputee,
1139
01:04:47,641 --> 01:04:49,208
paralyzed from the neck down
1140
01:04:49,273 --> 01:04:52,152
with a barbecued lungand no skin.
1141
01:04:52,218 --> 01:04:54,776
The machines kept her alivefor three weeks
1142
01:04:54,842 --> 01:04:58,425
before her family madethe decision to pull the plug.
1143
01:04:58,489 --> 01:05:01,272
That's when Randy left.
1144
01:05:07,353 --> 01:05:10,905
[ Randy sobbing ]
1145
01:05:12,505 --> 01:05:16,345
Doctor, I think
you should check this out.
1146
01:05:26,585 --> 01:05:30,041
[ rapid heartbeat ]
1147
01:05:30,106 --> 01:05:33,433
# when you left me #
1148
01:05:33,498 --> 01:05:36,281
# you never said goodbye #
1149
01:05:36,346 --> 01:05:39,865
# nobody told me #
1150
01:05:39,930 --> 01:05:41,849
# the reason why #
1151
01:05:41,914 --> 01:05:44,345
# and when you left me #
1152
01:05:44,410 --> 01:05:46,649
# a little part of me died #
1153
01:05:46,714 --> 01:05:49,593
# would you think less
of me now #
1154
01:05:49,658 --> 01:05:52,185
# if I broke down and cried? #
1155
01:05:52,250 --> 01:05:54,522
# I'm lonely, baby #
1156
01:05:54,586 --> 01:05:58,106
# why'd you have to? #
1157
01:05:58,170 --> 01:06:00,537
# nothing they give me #
1158
01:06:00,602 --> 01:06:03,321
# will take away this pain #
1159
01:06:03,386 --> 01:06:05,593
# I drink myself stupid #
1160
01:06:05,658 --> 01:06:08,858
# again and again
and again and again #
1161
01:06:08,923 --> 01:06:14,106
# and all of my days and nights,
they end the same #
1162
01:06:14,171 --> 01:06:16,825
# I go to bed happy #
1163
01:06:16,891 --> 01:06:19,418
# and wake up in pain #
1164
01:06:19,483 --> 01:06:22,714
# I'm lonely, baby #
1165
01:06:22,778 --> 01:06:25,114
# why'd you have to? #
1166
01:06:25,179 --> 01:06:27,866
# I'm lonely without you #
1167
01:06:27,930 --> 01:06:30,522
# can't live without you #
1168
01:06:30,587 --> 01:06:35,098
# don't want to make it
on my own #
1169
01:06:35,163 --> 01:06:36,282
[ snorting ]
1170
01:06:36,347 --> 01:06:38,650
# I'm nothing without you #
1171
01:06:38,715 --> 01:06:41,658
# go nowhere without you #
1172
01:06:41,722 --> 01:06:45,210
# don't want to live
this life alone #
1173
01:06:45,275 --> 01:06:49,466
# well, the smile on your face #
1174
01:06:49,531 --> 01:06:51,258
# will never be replaced #
1175
01:06:51,323 --> 01:06:52,890
[ doorbell rings ]
1176
01:06:52,955 --> 01:06:54,618
I'll get the door,
then, sir.
1177
01:06:54,683 --> 01:06:56,826
Don't bother.
It'll be my morning blowjob.
1178
01:06:56,891 --> 01:06:58,139
Very good, sir.
1179
01:06:58,203 --> 01:06:59,674
[ mockingly ]
"Very good, sir."
1180
01:06:59,739 --> 01:07:02,010
Cock.
1181
01:07:06,971 --> 01:07:09,851
G'day, fuck-knuckle.
1182
01:07:20,764 --> 01:07:23,578
NARRATOR:
Dick Johansonson got 25 years
1183
01:07:23,644 --> 01:07:25,498
for the murderof Tracy "Tragedy" Jones.
1184
01:07:25,564 --> 01:07:27,258
MAN: Your ass is mine,
Johansonson!
1185
01:07:27,324 --> 01:07:30,203
But for Randy,the punishment was far worse.
1186
01:07:30,268 --> 01:07:34,843
He was back in the South Islandand back on the farm.
1187
01:07:34,908 --> 01:07:37,979
[ sheep bleating ]
1188
01:07:44,348 --> 01:07:47,099
[ birds chirping ]
1189
01:08:12,284 --> 01:08:14,043
Long time no see.
1190
01:08:14,108 --> 01:08:16,123
Yeah.
So what's up, farm boy?
1191
01:08:16,188 --> 01:08:17,916
Word is you're planning
something big.
1192
01:08:17,980 --> 01:08:19,484
We want in.
1193
01:08:44,316 --> 01:08:46,044
What the fuck
are you trying to do?
1194
01:08:46,109 --> 01:08:48,764
That's got to be 10 miles,
at least.
1195
01:08:48,829 --> 01:08:51,452
15.
1196
01:09:53,533 --> 01:09:55,485
You recording, Spanners?
1197
01:09:55,550 --> 01:09:57,053
Uh, yeah.
1198
01:09:57,117 --> 01:09:59,996
How far do you thinkyou're going to get, Randy?
1199
01:10:00,062 --> 01:10:01,597
Well, Spanners,
1200
01:10:01,662 --> 01:10:04,317
I hope no one's eatingtheir dinner in Upper Hutt,
1201
01:10:04,382 --> 01:10:06,364
'cause I might justcome crashing down
1202
01:10:06,430 --> 01:10:07,485
through their roof.
1203
01:10:07,550 --> 01:10:09,565
[ beeping ]Now, let's do it.
1204
01:10:17,118 --> 01:10:19,133
Yeah, Randy.
1205
01:10:26,174 --> 01:10:28,381
Good work on the car, Dad.
1206
01:10:28,446 --> 01:10:30,110
Now, son,
1207
01:10:30,174 --> 01:10:34,365
You did most of the fucking work
on this ring-piece.
1208
01:10:34,430 --> 01:10:37,053
I'm very fucking proud
of you.
1209
01:10:37,118 --> 01:10:39,069
Thanks, Dad.
1210
01:10:40,894 --> 01:10:44,125
You're a good little cuss,
Spanners.
1211
01:10:44,191 --> 01:10:47,134
Come here. Eh?
1212
01:10:47,198 --> 01:10:49,469
Go on.
- Fuck off.
1213
01:10:56,031 --> 01:10:59,102
[ whirring ]
1214
01:11:09,951 --> 01:11:12,190
[ whirring intensifies ]
1215
01:11:20,319 --> 01:11:21,406
Go, Randy! Go!
1216
01:11:25,439 --> 01:11:27,934
Whoo-hoo!
1217
01:11:35,231 --> 01:11:36,190
Yeah!
1218
01:11:36,256 --> 01:11:37,534
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1219
01:11:41,248 --> 01:11:43,454
[ cheering ]
1220
01:11:47,295 --> 01:11:48,350
REDGE: Randy...
1221
01:11:48,416 --> 01:11:51,166
no matter what happens,just remember...
1222
01:11:51,231 --> 01:11:54,366
stunts are cool.
1223
01:11:54,432 --> 01:11:56,095
[ laughing ]
1224
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:31,711
Did I make it?
1225
01:12:33,856 --> 01:12:35,487
NARRATOR:
Randy Cambell's rocket car
1226
01:12:35,552 --> 01:12:37,055
didn't make itto the North Island.
1227
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:38,431
But Randy did.
1228
01:12:38,496 --> 01:12:42,527
Just a little slowerthan expected, but in style...
1229
01:12:42,592 --> 01:12:44,895
with his arms aroundthe New Zealand bikini team.
1230
01:12:44,960 --> 01:12:48,256
At 9:00 that night,Randy realized his dream.
1231
01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:51,295
He left the South Islandin a rocket car
1232
01:12:51,360 --> 01:12:53,567
and arrivedin the North Island a hero.
1233
01:12:53,632 --> 01:12:56,255
Randy Cambell,the last in long line
1234
01:12:56,320 --> 01:12:58,464
of New Zealand stunt men.
1235
01:12:58,528 --> 01:12:59,616
Or was he?
1236
01:13:03,361 --> 01:13:07,744
Randy, meet your son...
Ricky.
1237
01:13:07,809 --> 01:13:09,376
What?
1238
01:13:09,440 --> 01:13:10,368
Hi, Dad.
1239
01:13:10,433 --> 01:13:12,384
G'day, son.
1240
01:13:12,449 --> 01:13:14,143
Want to see me
do a stunt, Dad?
1241
01:13:14,209 --> 01:13:15,072
Yeah.
1242
01:13:15,137 --> 01:13:18,048
- Aww. - Aww.
- Aww. - Aww.
1243
01:13:18,113 --> 01:13:19,616
[ cheering ]
1244
01:13:22,624 --> 01:13:23,776
JIM: Whoo!
1245
01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:25,792
Come here, boy!
1246
01:13:27,809 --> 01:13:32,224
Ricky Cambell's first stuntwas shit.
1247
01:13:32,289 --> 01:13:34,688
But he would get better...
1248
01:13:34,753 --> 01:13:36,480
a whole lot better.
1249
01:13:36,545 --> 01:13:38,689
He would live to make Randythe proudest dad
1250
01:13:38,753 --> 01:13:40,992
in the whole widesouthern hemisphere
1251
01:13:41,057 --> 01:13:44,224
and possiblythe whole stinking planet.
1252
01:13:44,289 --> 01:13:46,656
For one day,Ricky "Tragedy" Cambell
1253
01:13:46,722 --> 01:13:50,624
would fulfill the greatNew Zealand dream...
1254
01:13:50,689 --> 01:13:53,120
and make the jumpto Australia.
1255
01:13:53,186 --> 01:13:54,880
[ engines roaring ]
1256
01:13:54,945 --> 01:13:56,865
Because he was a Cambell,
1257
01:13:56,930 --> 01:14:00,769
and Cambells have got stuntsin their bloody blood.
1258
01:14:04,225 --> 01:14:05,953
RICKY:
Ricky to bulls-eye.
1259
01:14:06,018 --> 01:14:07,200
[ beep ]
1260
01:14:07,265 --> 01:14:09,024
You bastards betterwatch out down there.
1261
01:14:09,090 --> 01:14:10,335
I'm coming
in fast!
1262
01:14:11,074 --> 01:14:13,312
[ crash ]
1263
01:17:05,943 --> 01:17:06,902
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