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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,250 --> 00:00:04,125 NICE FLX PICTURES PRESENTS 2 00:00:13,492 --> 00:00:16,159 NEWS 3 00:00:19,325 --> 00:00:22,117 A SON YXHULT 2 MAY 1916 4 00:00:27,075 --> 00:00:29,992 MERCHANT BLOWN UP UNDERAGE CITIZEN ARRESTED 5 00:00:30,075 --> 00:00:32,159 FRIDAY 10 JULY 1938 6 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:37,617 'CASTRATION, HUMANE SOLUTION FOR YOUNG DEVIANTS' 7 00:00:44,325 --> 00:00:46,950 FRANCO MIRACULOUSLY SAVED BY COMMUNIST DESERTER 8 00:01:06,409 --> 00:01:08,825 100-YEAR-OLD MISSING FROM NURSING HOME 9 00:01:08,992 --> 00:01:11,034 WANTED MC-GANG BOSS MISSING AFTER ACCIDENT 10 00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:17,367 WANTED MC-GANG BOSS MISSING AFTER ACCIDENT 11 00:01:31,867 --> 00:01:34,034 101-year-old Man Who Skipped Out on the Bill and Disappeared 12 00:01:53,367 --> 00:01:56,617 Oh, so you decided to putter around in here, then? 13 00:01:57,659 --> 00:02:01,450 That's mostly old receipts and junk. 14 00:02:01,534 --> 00:02:05,950 Check in the back, I bet you can find something to play with there. 15 00:02:12,617 --> 00:02:14,409 Well, look at that! 16 00:02:14,617 --> 00:02:16,700 So what did you find? 17 00:02:17,575 --> 00:02:18,784 Oh... 18 00:02:20,617 --> 00:02:23,450 This old bottle. 19 00:02:27,075 --> 00:02:28,200 Allan? 20 00:02:30,742 --> 00:02:31,742 Allan? 21 00:02:32,950 --> 00:02:35,159 There... Right. 22 00:02:37,075 --> 00:02:40,492 Let's see what they've come up with, eh? 23 00:02:47,159 --> 00:02:50,159 No, no! Those two! 24 00:02:51,534 --> 00:02:54,700 - Allan? Allan? - Yes. 25 00:02:54,784 --> 00:02:56,492 Come here. 26 00:02:59,075 --> 00:03:01,075 Come on... 27 00:03:01,867 --> 00:03:04,867 Did you count all the candles? 28 00:03:04,950 --> 00:03:08,492 We'll move it after he blows the candles out. 29 00:03:08,575 --> 00:03:10,575 Perfect, Allan. Get over here. 30 00:03:10,659 --> 00:03:14,659 -What the hell is all this? -It's time to toast Allan. 31 00:03:14,742 --> 00:03:17,242 Hang on, let him blow out the candles. 32 00:03:17,325 --> 00:03:20,450 And let's skip the bloody annoying birthday song... 33 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:24,159 -Blow out the candles. -Right... 34 00:03:30,284 --> 00:03:33,950 -There. Good job, Allan. -Bravo. 35 00:03:47,659 --> 00:03:50,034 There! Bravo! 36 00:03:52,325 --> 00:03:55,242 -I'm still pregnant. -That you are... 37 00:03:55,325 --> 00:03:59,867 -Water's fine. -Can't we get you something festive? 38 00:03:59,950 --> 00:04:04,575 -You're right, I'll have a soda. -A soda? 39 00:04:04,659 --> 00:04:08,909 -Any special requests? -It doesn't matter. 40 00:04:08,992 --> 00:04:12,700 -Because... -I'm not a huge soda fan anyway. 41 00:04:12,784 --> 00:04:16,367 -Pick the one that appeals to you. -OK. 42 00:04:16,450 --> 00:04:19,159 -Pick one. -It doesn't matter which one. 43 00:04:19,242 --> 00:04:21,867 I was worried about aspartame. 44 00:04:21,950 --> 00:04:24,659 -Thank you. -Oh... 45 00:04:24,742 --> 00:04:27,992 Well, Allan... 46 00:04:28,075 --> 00:04:30,617 101 years old today... 47 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:33,659 Cheers, old friend. 48 00:04:33,742 --> 00:04:36,950 Well, "old" is pushing it, it was only a year ago 49 00:04:37,034 --> 00:04:40,617 that you showed up with that suitcase full of money. 50 00:04:40,700 --> 00:04:44,909 In a flash, we were on the road. Or on the run, is more like it. 51 00:04:46,159 --> 00:04:50,117 And then along came Benny with a car right when we needed one. 52 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:53,034 -Let's get to the toast already... -Then we ended up here. 53 00:04:53,117 --> 00:04:55,742 With that chick you were sweet on. 54 00:04:55,825 --> 00:05:01,117 The one who two-timed you in the most humiliating way. 55 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:05,367 -Left you moping like a kid. -That's right... 56 00:05:05,450 --> 00:05:09,825 -Christ! -Can we leave it alone? 57 00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:12,867 -Remember? -I remember. 58 00:05:12,950 --> 00:05:16,825 But everything turned out fine once Miriam came and set up shop. 59 00:05:16,909 --> 00:05:18,075 Cheers! 60 00:05:18,159 --> 00:05:21,825 Too bad you'll be leaving us, we'll miss you! 61 00:05:21,909 --> 00:05:25,367 -So, let's raise our glasses for Allan. -To Allan! 62 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:26,575 Cheers, Allan! 63 00:05:27,867 --> 00:05:29,784 And we were thinking... 64 00:05:36,325 --> 00:05:38,700 -What is this? -Well... 65 00:05:39,867 --> 00:05:43,992 -They called it Folksoda. -It's incredibly tasty! 66 00:05:44,075 --> 00:05:49,367 -It's kid's stuff... -Even you would like this. 67 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:52,742 -Let Julius have a taste. -Sure. 68 00:05:52,825 --> 00:05:57,325 -This is the last bottle. -My, aren't we generous! 69 00:05:57,409 --> 00:06:00,575 Come on, I'm pregnant, this is all I get to drink. 70 00:06:03,409 --> 00:06:05,534 Goddamn, that's tasty! 71 00:06:05,617 --> 00:06:06,700 Fill 'er up! 72 00:06:06,784 --> 00:06:10,117 I can't pick and choose, you know... 73 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:13,200 Erlander! Damn it! Stop! 74 00:06:13,284 --> 00:06:15,284 Erlander, no! 75 00:06:15,492 --> 00:06:17,784 Allan, don't you have a command? 76 00:06:17,867 --> 00:06:19,950 Erlander! 77 00:06:20,034 --> 00:06:22,409 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty... 78 00:06:22,492 --> 00:06:24,284 Don't drink it! 79 00:06:24,367 --> 00:06:27,117 Don't drink, fucking monkey! 80 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,450 Damn dirty ape! 81 00:06:34,325 --> 00:06:37,034 Don't you have any control over him? 82 00:06:37,117 --> 00:06:38,492 Nope. 83 00:06:39,325 --> 00:06:40,325 Thanks. 84 00:06:41,075 --> 00:06:43,909 Take care. 85 00:06:43,992 --> 00:06:46,784 We'll do our best. 86 00:06:46,867 --> 00:06:53,117 Listen, didn't we say... that we'd split the money that's left? 87 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,992 -Divvy up the crumbs? -What? It's gone? 88 00:06:56,075 --> 00:06:57,867 How the dickens did that happen? 89 00:07:12,659 --> 00:07:15,575 -Allan, do you have any cash left? -Nope. 90 00:07:17,075 --> 00:07:21,492 -And what do we do about Gäddan? -Gäddan? 91 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:25,117 After all, it was his money to start with. Sort of... 92 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:28,825 I wouldn't remind him, for his own sake. 93 00:07:28,909 --> 00:07:31,200 Have you ever seen a happier person? 94 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:37,242 ♪ Hadelatten da-da, um-pa-pa-pa Don't you do it, it's against the law ♪ 95 00:07:37,325 --> 00:07:43,950 ♪ Hadelatten da-da, um-pa-pa-pa Don't you do it, it's against the law ♪ 96 00:07:44,034 --> 00:07:45,200 Bye, Allan. 97 00:07:45,284 --> 00:07:49,034 Hope you get there before that kid pops out. 98 00:07:50,909 --> 00:07:54,492 You don't have any more of that Folksoda, do you? 99 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,450 Nope, it's finito. 100 00:07:56,534 --> 00:07:59,534 -Nothing tucked away anywhere else? -No. 101 00:07:59,617 --> 00:08:01,242 Get in. 102 00:08:02,867 --> 00:08:05,242 -Are you sure? -Stop it! 103 00:08:07,492 --> 00:08:10,367 That Folksoda certainly has put ideas 104 00:08:10,450 --> 00:08:13,492 into people's heads over the years. 105 00:08:13,575 --> 00:08:19,075 Total coincidence that the stuff was ever concocted in the first place. 106 00:08:19,159 --> 00:08:23,409 Back in the Cold War days, I moonlighted as an agent, 107 00:08:23,492 --> 00:08:26,034 spying both for the Russians and for the Yanks. 108 00:08:26,117 --> 00:08:29,117 But according to my papers, I was a studio musician. 109 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:32,992 Had a better ring to it than "occupation: spy" 110 00:08:33,075 --> 00:08:35,575 at the East Berlin checkpoint. 111 00:08:39,617 --> 00:08:44,825 My old friend Popov didn't have a bathtub or a shower at home, 112 00:08:44,909 --> 00:08:49,784 so we'd make our exchanges at various bath houses. 113 00:08:49,867 --> 00:08:52,117 -Is this a satellite image? -Yeah. 114 00:08:53,117 --> 00:08:58,700 Popov was a nice guy, although inclined to whine: 115 00:08:58,784 --> 00:09:05,784 Know why everybody thinks the US is so fucking great? 116 00:09:05,867 --> 00:09:07,659 Who knows... 117 00:09:07,742 --> 00:09:12,159 Can't be their bourbon, it's watered-down cat piss! 118 00:09:12,242 --> 00:09:17,867 USA's the best. Americans are so awesome. 119 00:09:17,950 --> 00:09:21,867 Chewing gum the best, hot dogs the best, 120 00:09:21,950 --> 00:09:23,284 roller skates the best. 121 00:09:23,367 --> 00:09:24,409 Everything is the best. 122 00:09:24,492 --> 00:09:26,242 Yes, the best. 123 00:09:26,325 --> 00:09:29,534 And the Russians bad, bad, bad. They are the best. 124 00:09:30,325 --> 00:09:32,575 I don't know... 125 00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:39,534 I brought back some doohickeys from the States. For your kid. 126 00:09:41,575 --> 00:09:43,992 Allan... Thank you. 127 00:09:45,159 --> 00:09:47,117 -Rock-and-roll. -Right. 128 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:51,742 I thought maybe Popov would throw the gifts in the trash, 129 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:55,825 but he seemed quite taken by the stuff. 130 00:09:55,909 --> 00:09:58,784 So much that he brought them along to the Kremlin. 131 00:09:58,867 --> 00:10:00,825 "Kiss"? 132 00:10:01,784 --> 00:10:03,742 Comrade General Secretary... 133 00:10:03,825 --> 00:10:07,409 We were the first to send plants and dogs into space. 134 00:10:07,492 --> 00:10:11,700 But that's 15 years ago. Since then, the Americans have been to the moon. 135 00:10:11,784 --> 00:10:13,825 Like I believe that! 136 00:10:13,909 --> 00:10:18,450 The American flag waving in spite of the lack of wind. 137 00:10:20,117 --> 00:10:22,159 So what do you propose? 138 00:10:23,159 --> 00:10:24,534 Hit them where it hurts! 139 00:10:24,617 --> 00:10:27,034 Fashion, rock-and-roll, soda pop... 140 00:10:27,117 --> 00:10:31,992 What if the whole world was listening to Russian music? 141 00:10:32,075 --> 00:10:36,284 What would happen if everyone wanted to be like the Russians? 142 00:10:36,367 --> 00:10:41,700 What are you saying? That we should become capitalists? 143 00:10:41,784 --> 00:10:43,742 No, no... 144 00:10:43,825 --> 00:10:48,284 But the world is changing. Pop culture has an incredible impact. 145 00:10:48,367 --> 00:10:52,825 We defeat them there, and the rest will follow: 146 00:10:52,909 --> 00:10:57,034 image, economy, military strength, the works! 147 00:10:57,117 --> 00:10:58,867 Well... 148 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:05,409 I don't dislike the thought of Dick Nixon wearing Russian jeans. 149 00:11:08,825 --> 00:11:12,700 Brezhnev, he pushed the button straight away. 150 00:11:12,784 --> 00:11:16,075 Things were going to get hopping in the old USSR. 151 00:11:19,742 --> 00:11:23,742 ♪ My balla balla balla balla rocking balalajka ♪ 152 00:11:23,825 --> 00:11:27,034 ♪ Balla balla rocking balalajka... ♪ 153 00:11:27,117 --> 00:11:30,950 As far as I could tell it was a total bust, 154 00:11:31,034 --> 00:11:33,492 both the jeansification and the balalaika rock drive. 155 00:11:33,575 --> 00:11:36,659 I know what you're planning... 156 00:11:36,742 --> 00:11:38,450 "I know you're planning to build 157 00:11:38,534 --> 00:11:40,367 two new missile bases in Europe this year." 158 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:44,159 Yes, and what do you plan on doing about it, Mr Brezhnev? 159 00:11:44,242 --> 00:11:45,992 "What are you planning to do about it?" 160 00:11:46,075 --> 00:11:48,742 I mean, torturing us with some more pathetic attempts 161 00:11:48,825 --> 00:11:50,325 at rock music? 162 00:11:51,534 --> 00:11:53,825 ♪ Balla balla rocking balalajka... ♪ 163 00:11:57,159 --> 00:11:59,742 With their music and jeans bombing big-time, 164 00:11:59,825 --> 00:12:03,534 the soda scheme became the Russians' last hope. 165 00:12:03,617 --> 00:12:06,450 They worked triple shifts in the lab, 166 00:12:06,534 --> 00:12:09,909 stirring their beakers night and day. 167 00:12:09,992 --> 00:12:11,617 Like to have some? 168 00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:13,325 I'd love to. 169 00:12:15,117 --> 00:12:18,034 Hey, what's going on? 170 00:12:18,117 --> 00:12:21,575 You're diminishing our olfactory capacities! Put that out! Now! 171 00:12:32,159 --> 00:12:34,825 Delicious... Want some? 172 00:12:37,742 --> 00:12:40,575 Fire! Fire! 173 00:12:41,742 --> 00:12:44,909 Let's go! Out! 174 00:12:50,367 --> 00:12:54,325 What's wrong with you? Are you crazy? Come on! 175 00:12:57,784 --> 00:13:00,200 Hot damn! Look at those fireworks! 176 00:13:09,909 --> 00:13:13,992 In the midst of all the commotion, 177 00:13:14,075 --> 00:13:16,450 the ingredients came together. 178 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,575 In a random way. 179 00:13:18,659 --> 00:13:21,575 And the result... 180 00:13:21,659 --> 00:13:23,117 was yummy. 181 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:27,075 But quality comes at a price. 182 00:13:27,159 --> 00:13:30,950 And possibly, the price to pay for Folksoda was too high. 183 00:13:31,034 --> 00:13:35,034 "Folksoda." 184 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:45,117 Yuck, ginger! 185 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:49,200 It's barely edible, so why would you want to drink the stuff? 186 00:13:49,284 --> 00:13:51,284 And we're out of Folksoda. 187 00:13:51,492 --> 00:13:56,784 Yeah, and they say that I'm sitting on the secret formula. 188 00:13:56,867 --> 00:13:57,992 Right... 189 00:13:58,909 --> 00:14:02,242 What's that? You've got the Folksoda formula? 190 00:14:02,450 --> 00:14:05,575 -That's what they claim. -Where is it? 191 00:14:05,659 --> 00:14:11,034 You know, I smoked quite a bit back then. Cigars. 192 00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:15,200 Cigarettes are so bloody small. 193 00:14:15,284 --> 00:14:20,034 They don't do much for you, puffing away 'til you're blue in the face. 194 00:14:20,117 --> 00:14:22,367 Where is the formula? 195 00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:25,200 Well... I kept it in one of those... 196 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,575 what do you call it...? 197 00:14:30,659 --> 00:14:33,034 -One of those flat little... -A cigar box? 198 00:14:33,117 --> 00:14:34,200 No. 199 00:14:34,284 --> 00:14:36,117 Yes. A cigar box. 200 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,825 So where is it? 201 00:14:38,909 --> 00:14:41,159 -In Berlin. -What? 202 00:14:41,242 --> 00:14:46,159 It's in a cigar box, at Amanda Einstein's place. 203 00:14:46,242 --> 00:14:48,534 In Berlin. 204 00:14:48,617 --> 00:14:51,284 Ahh! 205 00:14:59,867 --> 00:15:01,242 Hel-hello? 206 00:15:01,325 --> 00:15:02,450 Hoo-hoo... 207 00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:03,659 Hoo-hoo? 208 00:15:03,742 --> 00:15:06,159 - Is she there? - Hello? 209 00:15:06,242 --> 00:15:08,117 Yeah, hello. Allan here. 210 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,700 Allan Karlsson. 211 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:12,825 Are you calling from the other side? 212 00:15:12,909 --> 00:15:15,242 From the other side? No... 213 00:15:15,325 --> 00:15:17,284 I'm on this side! 214 00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:20,409 - I'm sitting right here! - Go on, ask her. 215 00:15:20,492 --> 00:15:22,200 Listen, I was wondering... 216 00:15:22,450 --> 00:15:26,200 Do you still live where you used to live? 217 00:15:26,450 --> 00:15:28,909 Yes, I do. 218 00:15:28,992 --> 00:15:30,159 Why do you ask? 219 00:15:30,242 --> 00:15:33,950 - She's still there. - Good, let's go. 220 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,992 Why? Because the Folksoda formula's at your place. 221 00:15:37,075 --> 00:15:38,825 Allan, don't go telling her that... 222 00:15:39,784 --> 00:15:41,784 It is? 223 00:15:41,867 --> 00:15:43,450 In my cigar box. 224 00:15:43,534 --> 00:15:44,950 Hang up. 225 00:15:45,034 --> 00:15:47,784 Or did you throw my box out? 226 00:15:47,867 --> 00:15:51,450 Do you want me to throw it out? 227 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,700 No, don't! 228 00:15:53,784 --> 00:15:56,867 - Hang up! - She sounds pretty confused. 229 00:15:56,950 --> 00:16:01,450 She's a heavy drinker. Knocks 'em back like they do at a brothel. 230 00:16:01,534 --> 00:16:03,242 Amanda, we're on our way... 231 00:16:03,325 --> 00:16:05,409 Danke, bye-bye. 232 00:16:05,492 --> 00:16:08,492 We'd better get our butts in gear. Let's go. 233 00:16:08,575 --> 00:16:10,867 Fine. Sounds good. 234 00:16:17,492 --> 00:16:21,825 Listen, Allan, put this on. Thought we'd skip out on the bill. 235 00:16:21,909 --> 00:16:26,034 They usually take their sweet time bringing the check around anyway... 236 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,450 Oh... 237 00:16:35,617 --> 00:16:39,200 So you've got cabin fever too? 238 00:16:39,284 --> 00:16:42,159 All right then, duck. 239 00:16:43,367 --> 00:16:45,909 -Hi. -Are you going swimming? 240 00:16:45,992 --> 00:16:49,034 Swimming? Maybe. 241 00:16:49,117 --> 00:16:52,700 -Can I tag along? -Sure. 242 00:16:52,784 --> 00:16:55,075 Hello, hello. I would like to buy two tickets... 243 00:16:55,159 --> 00:16:56,492 No, three! 244 00:16:57,325 --> 00:16:59,034 Three? 245 00:17:00,034 --> 00:17:04,950 Three tickets from Denpasar to Berlin, first-class. 246 00:17:05,034 --> 00:17:06,742 Or, no, economy. 247 00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:10,700 Get a move on! 248 00:17:10,867 --> 00:17:12,784 - Hello. - Hello. 249 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,117 Dump the robes. 250 00:17:22,992 --> 00:17:25,325 I'll help you. 251 00:17:25,409 --> 00:17:27,075 Get over here, Gäddan. 252 00:17:29,909 --> 00:17:31,575 Gäddan, come here. 253 00:17:33,242 --> 00:17:35,909 Here... This one. 254 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:43,242 -What does this do? -Rev it up! 255 00:17:43,325 --> 00:17:47,034 - Watch out... - Go, go! 256 00:17:47,117 --> 00:17:49,450 We're fine! 257 00:17:49,534 --> 00:17:51,117 Hoo-hoo! 258 00:18:00,659 --> 00:18:02,825 -Where are we going swimming? -Berlin. 259 00:18:20,159 --> 00:18:23,450 - Uh, take belt off. - Uh, no. 260 00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:25,450 -Take it off. -No, no, no! 261 00:18:25,534 --> 00:18:29,575 I mean, uh, I have suspenders... 262 00:18:29,659 --> 00:18:31,284 Look! 263 00:18:31,367 --> 00:18:32,909 What? 264 00:18:32,992 --> 00:18:35,075 It's that YouTube guy. 265 00:18:36,034 --> 00:18:38,909 Ahh! Mr Old man in the YouTube. 266 00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,950 Where is your monkey? 267 00:18:41,034 --> 00:18:43,159 -Huh? -Yeah, the little monkey. 268 00:18:43,242 --> 00:18:45,492 It's the fucking monkey, fucking monkey. 269 00:18:45,575 --> 00:18:49,242 The fucking monkey. Soft drink. Soft drinking, YouTube. 270 00:18:49,325 --> 00:18:52,450 - Monkey? - Yeah, your monkey. YouTube. 271 00:18:52,534 --> 00:18:56,409 Stop drinking! Fucking monkey! In the YouTube! Fucking monkey! 272 00:18:56,492 --> 00:18:58,409 Stop drinking! 273 00:18:59,617 --> 00:19:02,284 Have these guys been smoking dope? 274 00:19:04,242 --> 00:19:06,909 YouTube, what's that? 275 00:19:06,992 --> 00:19:10,075 It's like TV, only it's all crap. 276 00:19:10,159 --> 00:19:11,450 I see... 277 00:19:13,534 --> 00:19:18,284 Stop. Erlander! Don't drink! Fucking monkey! 278 00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:22,159 Wait, not now, not now, not now... 279 00:19:22,242 --> 00:19:26,409 -But now! It's him, Allan Karlsson. -Right, it's Allan Karlsson. 280 00:19:26,492 --> 00:19:31,117 -The man who swindled my father. -You've mentioned him. A lot. 281 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:34,117 -Look! -Yes, Stina, I can see it just fine. 282 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:38,117 -Sit back down. -That bastard's still alive! 283 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,742 Could this be wishful thinking? 284 00:19:40,825 --> 00:19:44,242 That Allan Karlsson would somehow come back from the dead? 285 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:48,117 No, no... I recognise him. 286 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,325 Listen! The other old guy... 287 00:19:51,409 --> 00:19:53,784 He's shouting "Allan! Allan!" 288 00:19:53,867 --> 00:19:56,950 Why is this formula so important to you? 289 00:19:57,034 --> 00:20:00,200 He promised my father to give me the formula, 290 00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:04,367 but he screwed me over, screwed my daddy over, maybe even killed him. 291 00:20:04,450 --> 00:20:07,242 You're losing your temper again. People stop listening when that happens. 292 00:20:10,617 --> 00:20:11,784 Good. 293 00:20:11,867 --> 00:20:14,659 We could start our own soda factory. 294 00:20:14,742 --> 00:20:18,992 Patent the Folksoda formula. Don't you get it, Allan? 295 00:20:19,075 --> 00:20:21,117 There you are, sir. Vodka and Coke. 296 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,200 It appeals to people of all ages. 297 00:20:23,284 --> 00:20:26,617 Wonder how much we could sell? 298 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:30,450 Who knows... Highballs are more my cup of tea. 299 00:20:30,534 --> 00:20:33,034 Say a number. 300 00:20:33,117 --> 00:20:34,450 Three. 301 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:37,034 Are you off your rocker? 302 00:20:37,117 --> 00:20:42,242 We're talking about 10,000 or even 100,000 a month! 303 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,742 Wonder how much profit there is per bottle? 304 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:49,909 At any rate, we're talking about a fortune. 305 00:20:50,909 --> 00:20:52,575 Right... 306 00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:54,117 Hello, Amanda. 307 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:58,950 I wondered when you'd be getting here. Where are you now? 308 00:20:59,034 --> 00:21:01,159 Who knows... 309 00:21:01,242 --> 00:21:03,950 Over Russia, I think. 310 00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:09,159 -What was that? -What does the formula look like? 311 00:21:09,242 --> 00:21:11,242 - Excuse me, sir. - Yes. 312 00:21:11,325 --> 00:21:12,742 You can't talk on the phone. 313 00:21:12,825 --> 00:21:17,242 -I can't? Yes, I can. I have one blip. -Please, sir, it's not allowed. 314 00:21:17,325 --> 00:21:23,700 -Where is your bag, sir? It's in here? -No, no, next one, left one. 315 00:21:23,784 --> 00:21:25,659 It's in a bowling bag. 316 00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:27,575 It was just a bloody phone call! 317 00:21:27,659 --> 00:21:31,742 Aaah! Oh, my God! There's a monkey on board. 318 00:21:36,325 --> 00:21:37,325 Monkey! 319 00:21:40,159 --> 00:21:44,617 You cheeky little thing, don't spill any drinks. 320 00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:47,242 Be nice to the lady. Come to daddy... 321 00:21:47,325 --> 00:21:49,825 It's our monkey! No problem. 322 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:52,284 Moscow airport. JB67. 323 00:21:52,367 --> 00:21:54,784 Requesting permission for emergency landing. 324 00:21:54,867 --> 00:21:56,950 We have, uh, a monkey on board. 325 00:22:03,909 --> 00:22:05,992 We can let them go. 326 00:22:18,242 --> 00:22:20,450 Well, hello, Tage Erlander. 327 00:22:20,534 --> 00:22:21,784 Hi there, boy. 328 00:22:21,867 --> 00:22:24,117 The monkey must remain in quarantine. 329 00:22:25,534 --> 00:22:31,200 This will be a matter for the courts. Fill out your address in Moscow. 330 00:22:31,284 --> 00:22:34,534 Could you help me with a hotel address? 331 00:22:34,617 --> 00:22:39,117 The only Russian address I've had was a labour camp in Vladivostok. 332 00:22:41,367 --> 00:22:45,242 What a relief to be free. Full speed to Berlin. 333 00:22:45,325 --> 00:22:50,534 You book the tickets. You know the lingo, I can't make heads or tails of it. 334 00:22:50,617 --> 00:22:54,575 I'll take care of it as soon as Erlander is returned to me. 335 00:22:54,659 --> 00:22:56,659 You can pick him up later on. 336 00:22:57,867 --> 00:22:59,909 Gäddan, over here. Let's... 337 00:23:10,534 --> 00:23:13,200 -Hello. -Did you hear the news? 338 00:23:13,284 --> 00:23:17,367 They said a plane from Bali was forced to land in Moscow. 339 00:23:17,450 --> 00:23:19,325 Stina, this is my home... 340 00:23:19,409 --> 00:23:21,867 Some Swedes had smuggled a monkey aboard. 341 00:23:21,950 --> 00:23:24,950 -We'll discuss this on Friday. -One of the men was 101. 342 00:23:25,034 --> 00:23:28,784 -It's got to be Allan Karlsson! -Hush! Come on in. 343 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:36,242 -Moscow, he's in Moscow! -Yes, and how do you feel about that? 344 00:23:36,450 --> 00:23:40,200 -I need Inderal. -What? 345 00:23:40,284 --> 00:23:44,075 -Inderal, it's a sedative. -What for? 346 00:23:44,159 --> 00:23:47,409 Mine are all gone and I must go to Moscow. 347 00:23:47,492 --> 00:23:50,075 That doesn't sound like a good idea. 348 00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:54,534 All my life, I thought that formula was lost to me. 349 00:23:54,617 --> 00:23:58,700 Now I have the chance to get it back. I've got to go. 350 00:23:58,784 --> 00:24:02,617 I really wouldn't recommend it. Sit down, Stina. 351 00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:06,284 If you go to Moscow, 352 00:24:06,367 --> 00:24:10,534 you won't be on top of situations that might trigger an aggressive response. 353 00:24:12,450 --> 00:24:16,450 -Håkan, come along with me! -What? 354 00:24:17,034 --> 00:24:20,450 If you do, I promise not to get angry. 355 00:24:20,534 --> 00:24:24,742 You could help me so much more by coming along. 356 00:24:24,825 --> 00:24:27,492 That's unprofessional, I can't do that... 357 00:24:27,575 --> 00:24:29,700 Sure you can! 358 00:24:30,450 --> 00:24:31,742 Sure you can. 359 00:24:47,409 --> 00:24:50,284 Hey, honey. I'm home. 360 00:24:50,367 --> 00:24:51,742 Hi. Yeah, you all right? 361 00:24:51,825 --> 00:24:54,034 Yeah. What are you doing? 362 00:24:54,117 --> 00:24:55,867 I'm fixing this shitty old thing. 363 00:25:02,284 --> 00:25:05,075 Jesus, what happened there? 364 00:25:07,909 --> 00:25:10,284 I was attacked by a monkey. 365 00:25:11,367 --> 00:25:12,367 By a monkey? 366 00:25:12,450 --> 00:25:14,909 -Yeah. -You fucking someone else? 367 00:25:14,992 --> 00:25:18,242 -No. -Careful, I don't wanna be mugged off. 368 00:25:18,325 --> 00:25:21,534 We had to make an emergency landing in Moscow. 369 00:25:21,617 --> 00:25:23,825 Yeah, all right, but what about that? 370 00:25:23,909 --> 00:25:28,034 This is going to sound really strange but there was this 100-year-old man 371 00:25:28,117 --> 00:25:30,284 who had a monkey in his carry-on. 372 00:25:30,367 --> 00:25:31,867 Hold on, 100 years old? 373 00:25:31,950 --> 00:25:34,409 Yes. I thought they were calling him "Allah" at first. 374 00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:38,867 Allan? Was his name Allan Karlsson, and was he 100 years old? 375 00:25:39,700 --> 00:25:40,659 He's the one! 376 00:25:40,742 --> 00:25:43,784 What's the matter with you? I told you he's the one! 377 00:25:43,867 --> 00:25:47,159 Right? He's the one who stole Pim's money! 378 00:25:47,242 --> 00:25:50,117 No, Bas, no, you should have seen him. 379 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,034 There's no way that sweet old man could have done any of that stuff. 380 00:25:53,117 --> 00:25:55,992 Sweet? He stole fifty fucking million. 381 00:25:56,075 --> 00:25:58,367 He murdered my fucking brother. 382 00:25:58,450 --> 00:26:03,325 All right? He is an evil old bastard, and I am fucking having him. 383 00:26:04,075 --> 00:26:05,825 Moscow, you said? 384 00:26:05,909 --> 00:26:07,700 Which airport? 385 00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:11,117 Those Russians are sweaty. 386 00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,909 You're not exactly bone dry yourself. 387 00:26:13,992 --> 00:26:16,700 Their faces are so bloody shiny. 388 00:26:25,909 --> 00:26:29,284 There's a view of the lake. See it? 389 00:26:31,992 --> 00:26:36,700 Benny, you told me it was a restaurant. 390 00:26:36,784 --> 00:26:42,659 -No, I said it was a cafeteria. -No, you said "restaurant." 391 00:26:42,742 --> 00:26:46,534 No, I said it's practically a restaurant. 392 00:26:46,617 --> 00:26:49,200 There will be outdoor seating... 393 00:26:49,284 --> 00:26:51,867 - Where are we going to live? - I'll show you. 394 00:26:54,075 --> 00:26:55,450 This is the entrance. 395 00:27:01,659 --> 00:27:05,034 So... Welcome home, both of you. 396 00:27:12,117 --> 00:27:14,409 Is the other room any bigger? 397 00:27:14,492 --> 00:27:15,909 No. 398 00:27:22,034 --> 00:27:24,659 Shut the fuck up! 399 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,159 Excuse me, where can I find the police? 400 00:27:29,242 --> 00:27:31,034 Over there? Thank you. 401 00:27:33,825 --> 00:27:35,325 Hello. 402 00:27:37,867 --> 00:27:43,242 May I ask you about those Swedes who were thrown off a plane? 403 00:27:43,325 --> 00:27:48,992 One of them is my grandfather. Could you tell me where they are now? 404 00:27:49,075 --> 00:27:51,992 This isn't the information desk. 405 00:27:57,909 --> 00:28:01,075 I understand... 406 00:28:01,159 --> 00:28:06,992 I'm sorry Gramps has been causing you trouble, please accept my apology. 407 00:28:07,075 --> 00:28:09,367 - Is that a bribe? - Hush! 408 00:28:10,659 --> 00:28:13,909 Their monkey, don't you want to take it with you? 409 00:28:15,034 --> 00:28:17,117 The monkey? No, no... 410 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,825 But that address would be nice. 411 00:28:23,242 --> 00:28:28,575 You've met everybody, so isn't there some minister or general 412 00:28:28,659 --> 00:28:31,534 that can help us spring your monkey? 413 00:28:31,617 --> 00:28:35,117 Sure, the president. 414 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:39,159 You know him? That takes the bloody... Call him! 415 00:28:39,242 --> 00:28:42,242 I don't know about that, it was Brezhnev. 416 00:28:43,367 --> 00:28:45,784 So I don't expect he'll be picking up. 417 00:28:46,617 --> 00:28:50,867 Brezhnev, now he was quite a character. 418 00:28:54,450 --> 00:29:00,450 The first time I met him was at a film shoot, 419 00:29:00,534 --> 00:29:03,325 a Folksoda commercial. 420 00:29:03,409 --> 00:29:08,117 Popov's soda scheme had become one of Brezhnev's pet projects. 421 00:29:16,534 --> 00:29:19,284 Are they going to play much longer? 422 00:29:19,492 --> 00:29:22,450 - What's going on here? - Stop! 423 00:29:23,784 --> 00:29:26,117 Comrade General Secretary, 424 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:32,492 we film the material using several cameras and edit the best bits together... 425 00:29:32,575 --> 00:29:34,825 Oh... Popov! 426 00:29:34,909 --> 00:29:37,909 Come on over. Come on. 427 00:29:39,325 --> 00:29:44,200 Look who's here, a proper hero. 428 00:29:44,284 --> 00:29:51,159 And a proper hero needs a proper reward. 429 00:29:57,659 --> 00:29:59,409 There. 430 00:30:01,159 --> 00:30:04,492 Well done! You deserve it. 431 00:30:11,617 --> 00:30:15,409 Comrade General Secretary, one moment, please. 432 00:30:15,492 --> 00:30:17,450 Could you come on over? 433 00:30:20,992 --> 00:30:22,534 My daughter. 434 00:30:23,825 --> 00:30:26,117 What a lovely girl. 435 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:30,159 -What might your name be? -Kristina. 436 00:30:30,825 --> 00:30:37,075 Your dad's a hero, did you know that? A hero... Have a seat. 437 00:30:37,242 --> 00:30:41,034 Christ! Can't you just be quiet for a while? 438 00:30:41,117 --> 00:30:43,617 Uh, this may not be the best time to bring him the news. 439 00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:44,700 OK. 440 00:30:47,575 --> 00:30:50,992 No, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! No! Shit! 441 00:30:52,284 --> 00:30:54,367 Who oiled these lanes, anyway? 442 00:30:56,284 --> 00:30:57,909 Don't bother me right now. 443 00:30:57,992 --> 00:30:59,700 Mr President, I thought you should know 444 00:30:59,784 --> 00:31:03,617 that the satellite photos that we believe to be a Russian nuclear station 445 00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:07,325 have, in fact, turned out to be a soda factory. 446 00:31:08,659 --> 00:31:10,492 Mr Karlsson has been there. 447 00:31:10,575 --> 00:31:12,784 -Allan, can you show them the bottle? -Yeah, sure. 448 00:31:17,909 --> 00:31:19,700 I suppose it's got that, uh... 449 00:31:19,784 --> 00:31:23,242 what is it, that balakai flavouring? 450 00:31:23,325 --> 00:31:24,742 Uh, balalaika. 451 00:31:24,825 --> 00:31:28,534 That's all they've really got going over there in their "hip" department. 452 00:31:37,534 --> 00:31:41,992 Well, this is some tasty shit but it's still just a soda pop. 453 00:31:42,075 --> 00:31:44,659 -Sir, can I, uh, have a taste? -No. 454 00:31:45,784 --> 00:31:49,367 Pepsi and Coca-Cola company together gross more than five times 455 00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:51,617 the entire Russian defines budget. 456 00:31:51,700 --> 00:31:53,700 With the right marketing campaign, 457 00:31:53,784 --> 00:31:55,575 this could make billions for the Russian state. 458 00:31:55,659 --> 00:31:59,492 - Just a swig? - Knock it off. 459 00:31:59,575 --> 00:32:02,867 What do you think would happen to the U.S. image abroad 460 00:32:02,950 --> 00:32:06,742 if the Soviets suddenly started producing the most refreshing soft drinks? 461 00:32:07,659 --> 00:32:11,575 What if the whole world suddenly starts coveting Russian consumer goods? 462 00:32:12,492 --> 00:32:15,909 Imagine, Times Square with Russian ads. 463 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,034 As if I don't have enough shit to deal with already. 464 00:32:21,159 --> 00:32:24,117 Listen, we need to get our hands on that formula 465 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,867 before they start mass-producing. 466 00:32:25,950 --> 00:32:27,367 OK, sir, copy. 467 00:32:28,117 --> 00:32:31,950 Say... get me another bottle of that. 468 00:32:32,034 --> 00:32:34,700 -Uh, but that's the only one we have. -Yeah. 469 00:32:34,784 --> 00:32:37,492 That's not my problem. Get me another bottle. 470 00:32:37,575 --> 00:32:38,784 Copy. 471 00:32:38,867 --> 00:32:42,075 -He's a cuckoo man. I can't-- -Shh! 472 00:32:42,159 --> 00:32:45,242 The Yanks weren't taking any chances, 473 00:32:45,325 --> 00:32:47,284 so they nabbed the formula. 474 00:32:47,367 --> 00:32:52,450 It would have been awkward to ask for it and be turned down. 475 00:32:53,659 --> 00:32:57,409 When Brezhnev found out that he needed to find a new lab supervisor 476 00:32:57,492 --> 00:33:00,034 and that the formula had been stolen as well... 477 00:33:00,117 --> 00:33:02,200 What formula, exactly? 478 00:33:02,284 --> 00:33:05,492 ...the words exchanged were hardly endearments. 479 00:33:05,575 --> 00:33:08,284 I'm warning you! 480 00:33:09,534 --> 00:33:13,784 The Russians went all in to get that formula back. 481 00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:15,450 Close the curtain. 482 00:33:20,867 --> 00:33:23,075 The Christmas cigars Fidel Castro 483 00:33:23,159 --> 00:33:25,742 gave the Soviet agents every year 484 00:33:25,825 --> 00:33:30,659 came in handy once the formula was transferred to microfiche. 485 00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:33,284 You listen to me, Mr Brezhnev. 486 00:33:33,367 --> 00:33:38,492 "You murdered an American on West German soil." 487 00:33:38,575 --> 00:33:40,950 "You know exactly who it was and what you did." 488 00:33:41,034 --> 00:33:44,117 You still have your cola. 489 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,575 Enjoy! 490 00:33:47,992 --> 00:33:50,200 Don't just stand there, do something! 491 00:33:54,659 --> 00:33:58,325 The Americans also got new toys for Christmas. 492 00:33:59,075 --> 00:34:00,117 Ow! 493 00:34:11,825 --> 00:34:15,909 Didn't matter how crafty you were... 494 00:34:16,742 --> 00:34:20,075 the Russians tracked that formula down. 495 00:34:23,325 --> 00:34:27,284 In the heat of all that trickery and shooting, 496 00:34:27,367 --> 00:34:33,284 both the Soviets and the Americans lost track of who had the formula. 497 00:34:36,534 --> 00:34:39,867 You must realize by now that we will not allow you 498 00:34:39,950 --> 00:34:41,742 to manufacture that beverage. 499 00:34:41,825 --> 00:34:43,617 What do you mean? 500 00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:45,325 "Is that a threat?" 501 00:34:45,409 --> 00:34:46,909 Call it what you want. 502 00:34:46,992 --> 00:34:50,117 Are you ready to sit down and discuss this matter? 503 00:34:52,659 --> 00:34:53,742 Yes. 504 00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:57,617 What should we call these talks? 505 00:34:57,700 --> 00:35:00,409 "Sweet" is too... too obvious. 506 00:35:01,325 --> 00:35:02,909 What about "salt"? 507 00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:13,950 All righty... 508 00:35:15,367 --> 00:35:20,742 If we promise not to make any Folksoda, 509 00:35:20,825 --> 00:35:25,367 you will immediately withdraw 510 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,825 your Pershing missiles. 511 00:35:31,075 --> 00:35:33,159 We've got a deal. 512 00:35:38,534 --> 00:35:42,409 So it made an impact after all, 513 00:35:42,492 --> 00:35:44,909 that sugary red soda pop. 514 00:35:47,617 --> 00:35:51,825 -Can I go for a swim? -Not here. 515 00:35:51,909 --> 00:35:54,075 You'll tip us over if you go in. 516 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,992 Then I want an ice cream. 517 00:35:57,075 --> 00:36:00,117 Have you thought about how to get that formula? 518 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,659 -I'll get a gun. -A gun? 519 00:36:02,742 --> 00:36:06,200 -Yes, we're in Moscow. -Are you crazy? A gun? 520 00:36:06,284 --> 00:36:09,742 He won't just hand over the formula, you know. 521 00:36:09,825 --> 00:36:13,742 You could make a deal, offer him money. 522 00:36:13,825 --> 00:36:18,700 I'm no billionaire. This is the world's best soft drink. 523 00:36:18,784 --> 00:36:22,075 Don't you get it? It's probably worth hundreds of millions. 524 00:36:30,825 --> 00:36:34,617 -The monkey might be useful. -The monkey? 525 00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:39,909 -To seal the deal. -Good idea! We'll kidnap the monkey. 526 00:36:39,992 --> 00:36:45,367 "Kidnap" is a bit strong, but we can trade the monkey for the formula. 527 00:36:47,117 --> 00:36:48,242 Exactly... 528 00:36:49,909 --> 00:36:52,742 I might be able to help out... 529 00:36:55,284 --> 00:36:58,950 -Hello, Allan speaking. -It's me, Miriam. Can you hear me? 530 00:36:59,034 --> 00:37:01,409 -I can hear you. -How are things going? 531 00:37:01,492 --> 00:37:03,909 Swimmingly... 532 00:37:03,992 --> 00:37:08,700 We're trying to Google Folksoda. I have such a craving for more. 533 00:37:08,784 --> 00:37:14,284 -Could you help us out? -What do you want to know? 534 00:37:14,367 --> 00:37:21,200 -Where can you get hold of some? -The factory was in Kursk, Oblast. 535 00:37:21,284 --> 00:37:26,575 -Kursk? -Yes, and Tolstoy was the manager. 536 00:37:26,659 --> 00:37:29,284 -Tolstoy... -Mishenkov. 537 00:37:29,367 --> 00:37:33,617 -What do they call Folksoda in Russian? -In Russian? 538 00:37:33,700 --> 00:37:36,450 Narodnaja sodovaja. 539 00:37:36,534 --> 00:37:40,992 -What? Could you spell that? -Narodnaja sodovaja! 540 00:37:41,075 --> 00:37:43,784 -What's going on? -You're yapping in stereo... 541 00:37:43,867 --> 00:37:49,367 -Narodnaja... -Listen up: narodnaja sodovaja! 542 00:38:10,909 --> 00:38:12,200 Give it to me. 543 00:38:14,450 --> 00:38:17,617 -So, it's a soda? -Yes. 544 00:38:18,450 --> 00:38:21,117 Listen, these 15 search warrants in this combination 545 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,200 just triggered a severe warning. 546 00:38:23,284 --> 00:38:27,659 A person using this IP address is a clear threat to the security of our nation. 547 00:38:27,742 --> 00:38:30,492 Is this soda poisonous, toxic? 548 00:38:30,575 --> 00:38:32,450 We don't know, could be. 549 00:38:32,534 --> 00:38:35,742 The initial case files date back to the '70s and the cold war. 550 00:38:35,825 --> 00:38:39,450 The Soviet formula got lost and the people involved are all dead now. 551 00:38:39,534 --> 00:38:42,825 -Exterminated. -Jesus. 552 00:38:42,909 --> 00:38:43,909 So, what's the process? 553 00:38:43,992 --> 00:38:45,825 You'll be transferred to Sweden, 554 00:38:45,909 --> 00:38:49,242 put in touch with the Swedish authorities in Malmköping. 555 00:38:49,325 --> 00:38:52,950 Luckily, we have full access to their most experienced team. 556 00:39:02,575 --> 00:39:05,159 - It's the big time. - What do you mean? 557 00:39:05,242 --> 00:39:08,242 We're having VIP visitors. The CIA. 558 00:39:08,450 --> 00:39:11,159 CIA? The famous CIA? 559 00:39:11,242 --> 00:39:14,034 Yes, the famous CIA. 560 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:18,659 Holy shit! What do they want? 561 00:39:18,742 --> 00:39:21,159 "We are the nation's first line of defines. 562 00:39:21,242 --> 00:39:23,242 We accomplish what others cannot accomplish 563 00:39:23,325 --> 00:39:26,575 and go where others cannot go." 564 00:39:27,492 --> 00:39:30,200 Isn't that your motto too, Aronsson? 565 00:39:30,284 --> 00:39:32,034 Hang on... 566 00:39:35,575 --> 00:39:38,534 Just look at Miriam, she can't let it go, 567 00:39:38,617 --> 00:39:42,367 even though she had less than a bottle of the stuff. She's a total junkie! 568 00:39:42,450 --> 00:39:45,992 We could give away samples 569 00:39:46,075 --> 00:39:48,784 and get people hooked on it. 570 00:39:49,700 --> 00:39:52,450 -Hi. -A Swede? Hi. 571 00:39:52,534 --> 00:39:55,617 Sorry, I'm not bothering you, am I? 572 00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:58,367 Guess that depends on what you want. 573 00:39:58,450 --> 00:40:03,409 I understand that my words might lead you to feel that way, 574 00:40:03,492 --> 00:40:08,200 but it just so happens that I have a surprise for you. 575 00:40:08,284 --> 00:40:13,284 -Really? -So I'd like to talk to you. In private. 576 00:40:14,367 --> 00:40:17,284 This is my room number... 577 00:40:17,367 --> 00:40:22,700 and I have "something" there you might be pleased to see. 578 00:40:22,784 --> 00:40:26,034 Very pleased, actually. And surprised. 579 00:40:26,117 --> 00:40:29,700 If you're looking for some kind of intimate encounter... 580 00:40:29,784 --> 00:40:35,242 -I'm not interested. And neither is he. -No, no... it's nothing like that. 581 00:40:35,325 --> 00:40:40,617 Not at all. Listen, why don't you finish your meal? 582 00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:45,742 Then come over for drinks and we'll take it from there. 583 00:40:45,825 --> 00:40:48,200 -Drinks are good. -Yes, they are. 584 00:40:48,284 --> 00:40:51,450 -Good, this is my room number. -You told us already. 585 00:40:51,534 --> 00:40:55,825 Good. See you later. 586 00:40:55,909 --> 00:40:57,784 Bye. 587 00:40:57,867 --> 00:41:01,700 Let's go for drinks, even if his voice is a bit high-pitched. 588 00:41:01,784 --> 00:41:03,284 He's my great uncle. 589 00:41:03,367 --> 00:41:06,700 We're so worried about him. He's a lovely man. 590 00:41:06,784 --> 00:41:10,034 He had a monkey with him. You must have seen him? 591 00:41:11,409 --> 00:41:12,492 OK. 592 00:41:14,617 --> 00:41:18,200 Looks like the whole family's out looking for him. 593 00:41:18,284 --> 00:41:22,450 Your daddy will be here soon. There... 594 00:41:22,534 --> 00:41:27,659 This is off-limits for you, by the way. It's for grown-ups. 595 00:41:27,742 --> 00:41:31,575 Or humans, if we're nit-picking words. 596 00:41:31,659 --> 00:41:33,367 There. 597 00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:38,242 Perfect. Let's see... 598 00:41:38,325 --> 00:41:41,075 No, you can't do that. 599 00:41:41,159 --> 00:41:43,492 You'd better... Give me a break! 600 00:41:43,575 --> 00:41:44,700 There... 601 00:41:44,784 --> 00:41:47,659 That is not OK, you little asshole. 602 00:41:48,909 --> 00:41:50,867 Cut it out... 603 00:41:52,075 --> 00:41:54,617 Hey! Let go. Let go! 604 00:41:54,700 --> 00:41:57,409 Let go, you fucking freak! 605 00:42:05,284 --> 00:42:07,409 Just one drink. 606 00:42:07,492 --> 00:42:09,159 Yes. Or two. 607 00:42:09,242 --> 00:42:10,909 No, one. 608 00:42:19,159 --> 00:42:23,242 Well hello, Erlander. You certainly get around. 609 00:42:23,325 --> 00:42:26,742 -Did you see that? -That's great. 610 00:42:26,825 --> 00:42:27,992 Hello? 611 00:42:28,075 --> 00:42:32,159 Let's see if he has anything for you to drink, Erlander. 612 00:42:35,534 --> 00:42:36,742 Oh... 613 00:42:45,325 --> 00:42:48,200 -Is he...? -Yeah. 614 00:42:48,284 --> 00:42:51,784 He sure drank himself to death in record time. 615 00:42:53,659 --> 00:42:57,659 Well, at least he won't have a hangover tomorrow. 616 00:42:57,742 --> 00:43:00,742 That was one hell of a surprise. 617 00:43:01,534 --> 00:43:04,075 -A funnyman. -A dead man. 618 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:10,200 Let's get a bloody move on. Next stop, Berlin. 619 00:43:10,284 --> 00:43:13,450 -I'll put this on... -What are you doing? 620 00:43:13,534 --> 00:43:17,534 -They'll have to clean up. -Turn it to the red side. 621 00:43:27,284 --> 00:43:32,242 You've reached Håkan. I can't come to the phone right now. Have a nice day. 622 00:43:32,450 --> 00:43:37,284 What's going on? They're leaving for Berlin. We have to follow them. 623 00:43:37,367 --> 00:43:39,409 Call me as soon as you can! 624 00:43:54,075 --> 00:43:56,034 He has the tickets. 625 00:43:56,117 --> 00:43:58,950 Hello. There were three tickets to Berlin. 626 00:43:59,034 --> 00:44:01,617 So I take them all. Thank you. 627 00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:03,325 Doesn't Erlander need a ticket? 628 00:44:03,409 --> 00:44:05,534 No, he's just a pet. 629 00:44:08,284 --> 00:44:11,784 -Excuse me, where are they going? -To Berlin. 630 00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:16,617 Thanks for your help. That's brilliant. 631 00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:18,784 -And you, you speak English, yeah? -No. 632 00:44:18,867 --> 00:44:24,492 Keep tabs on that primate because it's non-stop from here on! 633 00:44:24,575 --> 00:44:26,242 Keep tabs on yourself. 634 00:44:44,117 --> 00:44:45,284 Here it is. 635 00:45:01,367 --> 00:45:03,534 Fuck sake. 636 00:45:07,909 --> 00:45:09,159 Fuck! 637 00:45:18,825 --> 00:45:20,742 Fuck! Fuck! 638 00:45:27,950 --> 00:45:32,117 I'm going to the dining car. 639 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:34,659 More food? Do you have worms? 640 00:45:34,742 --> 00:45:37,575 No, I want booze. Would they have that? 641 00:45:37,659 --> 00:45:40,742 In Russia? That shouldn't be a problem. 642 00:45:40,825 --> 00:45:45,450 Gäddan wants some ice cream, one of those kiddy kinds with stickers. 643 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,450 Yes! 644 00:46:06,117 --> 00:46:07,325 What's going on? 645 00:46:08,867 --> 00:46:09,909 Hello. 646 00:46:11,992 --> 00:46:14,575 I just want to put my bag there. 647 00:46:15,534 --> 00:46:17,992 -Is...? -Why don't you put it there? 648 00:46:18,075 --> 00:46:22,409 -There's a lot of space. -Sure. No problem. I did not see. 649 00:46:22,492 --> 00:46:23,784 Oh. Hey. 650 00:46:23,867 --> 00:46:25,742 Allan. Hello. 651 00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:28,367 Hello. Stina. 652 00:46:29,950 --> 00:46:31,409 Uh, we... 653 00:46:31,492 --> 00:46:35,700 we're on our way to, uh, Berlin. 654 00:46:35,784 --> 00:46:37,409 We're going swimming. 655 00:46:37,492 --> 00:46:38,867 No. 656 00:46:39,950 --> 00:46:44,284 We're very... very long trip. 657 00:46:44,367 --> 00:46:46,742 I go to Berlin, too. 658 00:46:46,825 --> 00:46:51,825 - Don't tell her everything. - The story's too long for that. 659 00:46:51,909 --> 00:46:56,075 I meant about the formula. You can be a real chatterbox. 660 00:46:56,159 --> 00:46:59,367 -Really? -It's our little secret. 661 00:47:01,075 --> 00:47:03,034 Thank you. 662 00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:06,534 - Cheers! - Cheers! 663 00:47:10,242 --> 00:47:12,700 Damn it... 664 00:47:15,492 --> 00:47:16,950 Is this him? 665 00:47:17,034 --> 00:47:19,992 Uh... I think so. 666 00:47:21,034 --> 00:47:22,575 - Hi. Hi, hi, hi. - Hi. 667 00:47:22,659 --> 00:47:25,075 -Sorry. Glenn Aronsson -No problem. Seth Goren. 668 00:47:25,159 --> 00:47:29,867 Good morning, sir, Rebecca Norris. Nice to meet you. CIA investigator. 669 00:47:29,950 --> 00:47:32,575 -Oh, CIA, yeah, yeah. -I'm a policeman, too. 670 00:47:32,659 --> 00:47:34,617 Yes. Yes. There's no people here today. 671 00:47:34,700 --> 00:47:36,409 You know, it's closed. 672 00:47:37,034 --> 00:47:39,075 It's a squeeze day. 673 00:47:39,159 --> 00:47:41,409 Squeeze day? What's that? 674 00:47:41,492 --> 00:47:43,117 Squeeze-- uh, clamp-down 675 00:47:52,950 --> 00:47:54,825 The alarm. 676 00:47:57,450 --> 00:48:01,575 Uh, excuse me, Aaronsson. Is this, uh... 677 00:48:01,659 --> 00:48:04,492 Is this the network? "Polisen"? 678 00:48:05,325 --> 00:48:08,325 Yes, but try instead "Lilla Napoli". 679 00:48:08,409 --> 00:48:11,200 Wi-fi. It's much better, you know. 680 00:48:11,284 --> 00:48:12,825 More quick. 681 00:48:12,909 --> 00:48:17,075 Password is Bassola with big B and two S. 682 00:48:19,450 --> 00:48:22,200 Hello, hello. Morning. 683 00:48:23,117 --> 00:48:25,200 Roland Magnusson, chief here at the station. 684 00:48:25,284 --> 00:48:27,950 Good morning, sir. Rebecca Norris. CIA investigator. 685 00:48:28,034 --> 00:48:29,825 Good morning, sir. Seth Goren, inspector, CIA. 686 00:48:29,909 --> 00:48:31,784 Nice to meet you. 687 00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:34,242 Why the hell did they call you first? 688 00:48:34,325 --> 00:48:35,950 I don't know. 689 00:48:36,034 --> 00:48:37,617 Whatever... 690 00:48:37,700 --> 00:48:41,325 So nice to have you here. So, what brings you to our little town? 691 00:48:41,409 --> 00:48:45,992 Well, first of all, who will be the point of contact here? You... 692 00:48:46,075 --> 00:48:47,950 You'll be working with me. 693 00:48:48,034 --> 00:48:50,075 Uh, and maybe a little with Aaronsson, too. 694 00:48:50,159 --> 00:48:53,825 We have a nondisclosure agreement we need you to sign before we get started. 695 00:48:53,909 --> 00:48:56,492 If you want your legal department to look over it, 696 00:48:56,575 --> 00:48:58,784 or if you have questions, I'd be happy to... 697 00:48:58,867 --> 00:49:02,575 No, no, it's fine. I understand completely. 698 00:49:02,659 --> 00:49:04,159 Where do we sign? 699 00:49:04,242 --> 00:49:06,950 You're legally obligated to maintain complete and total silence 700 00:49:07,034 --> 00:49:08,700 concerning all information about the case. 701 00:49:08,784 --> 00:49:12,367 And you're strictly forbidden to speak to anyone regarding this matter, 702 00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:13,575 neither in part nor in whole. 703 00:49:13,659 --> 00:49:14,825 Yes, boss. 704 00:49:14,909 --> 00:49:17,992 Otherwise, you risk facing formal prosecution in the American courts 705 00:49:18,075 --> 00:49:21,034 and a prison sentence of up to 200 years. 706 00:49:22,325 --> 00:49:24,534 - Hiya... - Hello. 707 00:49:24,617 --> 00:49:27,367 The alarm went off. Who are you guys? 708 00:49:27,450 --> 00:49:29,825 I forgot the code, but everything's fine. 709 00:49:29,909 --> 00:49:32,950 -I need to see some ID. -Really? 710 00:49:33,034 --> 00:49:37,659 For God's sake! Beat it, we're cops. I'm the Chief of Police. 711 00:49:37,742 --> 00:49:40,367 They're police officers too, from America. 712 00:49:40,450 --> 00:49:43,325 Go, you're making us look bad. 713 00:49:43,409 --> 00:49:45,492 I still need to see some ID. 714 00:49:45,575 --> 00:49:50,450 Then call the police and we'll answer that phone over there. 715 00:49:50,534 --> 00:49:55,325 Have you caught on yet? Beat it. Just beat it! 716 00:49:56,450 --> 00:49:59,284 I'll be reporting this... 717 00:49:59,367 --> 00:50:01,617 Sorry, uh, what's going on? 718 00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:04,825 Nothing. It's just a loser B-cop. 719 00:50:04,909 --> 00:50:09,575 When I think about it, maybe it's better that you just keep Aaronsson informed. 720 00:50:09,659 --> 00:50:13,700 I won't have the time anyway. My desk is full already, so, too bad. 721 00:50:13,784 --> 00:50:16,867 But keep me... posted, you know, what develops. 722 00:50:17,617 --> 00:50:19,534 Without giving any details. 723 00:50:19,617 --> 00:50:24,909 Or any of the other big pictures at all. 724 00:50:24,992 --> 00:50:26,409 - Bye. - Hmm. 725 00:50:28,659 --> 00:50:29,950 Do you need a pen? 726 00:50:30,034 --> 00:50:31,075 Hmm? 727 00:50:31,159 --> 00:50:32,659 Mm-hmm. 728 00:50:50,867 --> 00:50:52,117 Good morning. 729 00:50:52,992 --> 00:50:54,575 Right... 730 00:50:57,659 --> 00:50:58,867 Allan? 731 00:51:04,450 --> 00:51:05,450 Allan? 732 00:51:08,867 --> 00:51:09,992 Allan! 733 00:51:12,700 --> 00:51:14,700 Look at all these games she has! 734 00:51:25,242 --> 00:51:28,117 -Allan, are you in there? -Yeah... 735 00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,784 Keep your hair on, I'm just freshening up. 736 00:51:32,159 --> 00:51:35,409 -Is the monkey taking a dump too? -We'll see. 737 00:51:35,492 --> 00:51:37,784 Hey, I need to piss. 738 00:51:40,325 --> 00:51:41,492 Excuse me. 739 00:51:47,742 --> 00:51:49,367 Gäddan? 740 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,825 -What are you doing here? -Wait. 741 00:51:53,909 --> 00:51:57,075 -What the fuck you doing here? -Playing a game. 742 00:51:57,159 --> 00:52:00,284 Yeah, well, I'm not. Where's Karlsson? Where is the fucking money? 743 00:52:00,367 --> 00:52:02,242 -What money? -Fifty fucking million! 744 00:52:03,075 --> 00:52:06,117 - Hurry... - Where the fuck is it?! 745 00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:07,617 Drop it! 746 00:52:08,825 --> 00:52:11,450 Drop the gun! Drop it! 747 00:52:18,284 --> 00:52:20,534 Come on... 748 00:52:32,534 --> 00:52:34,325 Someone is shooting! 749 00:52:34,409 --> 00:52:35,367 Allan! 750 00:52:39,492 --> 00:52:41,242 Calm down. 751 00:52:43,825 --> 00:52:45,284 Bloody hell! 752 00:52:45,367 --> 00:52:47,159 Come on out! 753 00:52:47,242 --> 00:52:49,784 What the hell is going on? 754 00:52:49,867 --> 00:52:53,492 He was really angry. He wanted 50 million. 755 00:52:53,575 --> 00:52:57,742 -50 million? -Who the hell was he? 756 00:52:57,825 --> 00:53:00,200 -I don't know. -Who cares? 757 00:53:00,284 --> 00:53:03,742 He'll have to ask everyone on board if he wants that much money. 758 00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:06,659 Out of my fucking way! 759 00:53:06,742 --> 00:53:10,700 - Damn it, Erlander's cushion. - Forget about it! 760 00:53:10,784 --> 00:53:13,784 -But our bags and... -We've got to get away from here. 761 00:53:22,659 --> 00:53:24,450 I'll sit in the back. 762 00:53:28,367 --> 00:53:31,867 Everybody gets lucky sometime... 763 00:53:31,950 --> 00:53:35,034 Please, don't leave me here. Please! 764 00:53:35,117 --> 00:53:37,825 No, but then you have to hop in here. 765 00:53:37,909 --> 00:53:41,909 - Is she coming along? - There's room. 766 00:53:55,575 --> 00:54:00,700 It's bloody hot, we'll have to buy something to drink. 767 00:54:08,742 --> 00:54:11,284 So you understand Swedish? 768 00:54:12,325 --> 00:54:14,367 Yes. A little. 769 00:54:14,450 --> 00:54:16,075 A little? 770 00:54:17,284 --> 00:54:18,700 Sorry. 771 00:54:18,784 --> 00:54:22,117 I was going to tell you on board the train, 772 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:25,284 but the situation was so strange, that I didn't. 773 00:54:25,367 --> 00:54:28,284 Sorry. I'm really ashamed. Sorry. 774 00:54:28,909 --> 00:54:32,492 -Anything else you've neglected to say? -No, no... 775 00:54:32,575 --> 00:54:36,242 -Why are you going to Berlin? -For therapy. 776 00:54:36,450 --> 00:54:39,700 -Trapeze? -No, therapy, psychology. 777 00:54:39,784 --> 00:54:43,242 -Oh, so you're in therapy? -That's right. 778 00:54:43,325 --> 00:54:49,117 -So you're kind of cuckoo? -No... I'm... 779 00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:53,950 Sometimes, I get angry and lose control. 780 00:54:54,034 --> 00:54:57,409 Oh, sounds like fun. I'd like to see that. 781 00:54:57,492 --> 00:54:59,825 Anything particular make you angry? 782 00:55:03,034 --> 00:55:05,659 A man. A person. 783 00:55:05,742 --> 00:55:07,825 What about him? 784 00:55:07,909 --> 00:55:12,825 He tricked me. He ruined my life. Screwed me over. 785 00:55:12,909 --> 00:55:17,367 -Good thing you're angry. -Yes, maybe. 786 00:55:21,034 --> 00:55:24,117 Brezhnev, he could sure get angry. 787 00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:27,950 Particularly at Nixon, that little tease! 788 00:55:28,034 --> 00:55:31,617 We take a step forward in a peaceful and open relationships 789 00:55:31,700 --> 00:55:33,659 between our two great nations. 790 00:55:33,742 --> 00:55:35,450 Don't you agree, Leo? 791 00:55:35,534 --> 00:55:36,700 Yes... 792 00:55:36,784 --> 00:55:38,742 Yes, Janet. 793 00:55:39,659 --> 00:55:42,575 We've been hearing a lot of rumours about a hidden item in the treaty 794 00:55:42,659 --> 00:55:45,284 which is not of a direct military nature. Could you explain? 795 00:55:45,367 --> 00:55:49,159 Yes, well, you know, we have spent considerable amount of time 796 00:55:49,242 --> 00:55:54,492 on this portion of the treaty and Leo has been extremely generous. 797 00:55:54,575 --> 00:55:57,784 And the point in question is very near and dear to his heart. 798 00:55:57,867 --> 00:56:00,825 He has agreed in this stipulation to the treaty 799 00:56:00,909 --> 00:56:03,034 that will prevent him from ever releasing a follow-up 800 00:56:03,117 --> 00:56:04,950 to "Rockin' Balalaika." 801 00:56:07,284 --> 00:56:09,950 Jesus, did you hear that? 802 00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:13,409 I knew it! I knew it! 803 00:56:13,492 --> 00:56:18,325 I never should have had anything to do with that business! 804 00:56:18,409 --> 00:56:22,825 How could you convince me to do it? Damn you! 805 00:56:22,909 --> 00:56:25,909 I'm sorry, Comrade General Secretary. 806 00:56:25,992 --> 00:56:28,034 You're sorry? 807 00:56:28,117 --> 00:56:31,825 You made a fool out of me! 808 00:56:31,909 --> 00:56:34,159 Go to hell! 809 00:56:38,867 --> 00:56:40,159 Psst! 810 00:56:47,784 --> 00:56:51,825 You've got to go right now. Here's your passport and your ticket. 811 00:56:52,450 --> 00:56:56,450 I'll be joining you. I'll be leaving with Allan as soon as I can. 812 00:56:56,992 --> 00:56:59,659 -Promise? -Promise. 813 00:56:59,742 --> 00:57:02,159 See you in Sweden. 814 00:57:02,784 --> 00:57:07,659 If anything should happen to me, Allan Karlsson will give you the formula. 815 00:57:07,742 --> 00:57:12,909 Your future depends on him. You do understand that, don't you? 816 00:57:16,617 --> 00:57:20,450 I'm so sorry nothing turned out the way I wanted it to. 817 00:57:21,534 --> 00:57:23,492 There, there... 818 00:57:23,575 --> 00:57:24,784 I love you. 819 00:57:39,825 --> 00:57:41,075 Hey... 820 00:57:41,159 --> 00:57:44,200 You're sweating bullets. Do you have malaria? 821 00:58:20,325 --> 00:58:23,617 Don't worry, we're almost there. 822 00:58:23,700 --> 00:58:27,367 Allan, though the elbow is close, you still cannot bite it. 823 00:58:29,325 --> 00:58:31,450 Get out of the car! 824 00:58:31,867 --> 00:58:34,075 Give it your best shot. 825 00:58:34,159 --> 00:58:37,659 - I told you to get out! - Hey! 826 00:58:51,242 --> 00:58:54,034 Christ, they sure got pissed off! 827 00:59:08,909 --> 00:59:10,159 What? 828 00:59:13,492 --> 00:59:16,617 Give it to K... 829 00:59:16,700 --> 00:59:18,117 To who? 830 00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:20,325 K... 831 00:59:20,575 --> 00:59:24,159 The heat was really on, 832 00:59:24,242 --> 00:59:27,200 so it was hard to make out the name. 833 00:59:27,284 --> 00:59:32,242 Comrade Brezhnev? Kissinger? Castro? 834 00:59:32,325 --> 00:59:35,575 Kekkonen seemed like a long-shot. 835 00:59:43,367 --> 00:59:45,909 Hey, Allan. Allan! 836 00:59:46,825 --> 00:59:48,409 Hello... 837 00:59:48,492 --> 00:59:51,284 Allan! Hey... 838 00:59:53,200 --> 00:59:55,200 Hello... Come on. 839 00:59:55,284 --> 00:59:57,659 What? What the hell are you doing? 840 00:59:59,159 --> 01:00:01,742 -We're there. -What? 841 01:00:01,825 --> 01:00:06,492 Berlin. What do you say we lose the Band-Aid? 842 01:00:06,575 --> 01:00:09,617 -Band-Aid? -Yeah, psycho lady. 843 01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:12,784 -Right. -I've got a bad feeling... 844 01:00:12,867 --> 01:00:15,534 Why is she following us? 845 01:00:15,617 --> 01:00:17,909 -There's something fishy about it. -You think? 846 01:00:19,075 --> 01:00:22,534 -Good morning. Sleep well? -No. 847 01:00:22,617 --> 01:00:26,700 -Where are you going? -Nowhere... 848 01:00:26,784 --> 01:00:30,242 -May I stay with you? -No, no, no... 849 01:00:30,450 --> 01:00:34,450 -That'll be fine. -Come on! 850 01:00:34,534 --> 01:00:38,284 -It's nice to have young people around. -You old goat! 851 01:00:38,367 --> 01:00:42,242 -Thanks. Coffee? Sandwich? -Hell, yes! 852 01:00:42,325 --> 01:00:46,659 -Time to go see Amanda. -Amanda? 853 01:00:49,617 --> 01:00:52,034 Goodbye. Bye... 854 01:01:01,284 --> 01:01:02,659 Sweetie? 855 01:01:02,742 --> 01:01:07,284 Could you swing by the senior centre in Malmköping? 856 01:01:07,367 --> 01:01:11,159 Maybe Allan has a drop of leftover Folksoda there. 857 01:01:11,242 --> 01:01:13,575 -Sure. I'll do it. -Thank you. 858 01:01:13,659 --> 01:01:15,784 -Take care. -Bye. 859 01:01:18,909 --> 01:01:21,992 Where did you hide it? 860 01:01:22,075 --> 01:01:24,242 Well, I put it... 861 01:01:24,450 --> 01:01:28,825 I put it in one of those... 862 01:01:28,909 --> 01:01:32,242 -Cigar boxes? -Yes. No. Sort of... 863 01:01:32,325 --> 01:01:37,075 -It was in a secret compartment. -A secret compartment? 864 01:01:37,159 --> 01:01:40,159 Right. Well... 865 01:01:40,242 --> 01:01:42,784 on a shelf. 866 01:01:42,867 --> 01:01:44,200 I see... 867 01:01:44,284 --> 01:01:49,200 Behind... Yeah, behind... 868 01:01:49,284 --> 01:01:50,575 something. 869 01:01:52,367 --> 01:01:54,742 Amanda! 870 01:01:54,825 --> 01:01:56,450 Amanda! 871 01:01:57,367 --> 01:02:00,825 Allan, handsome as ever. 872 01:02:00,909 --> 01:02:03,450 You've kept fit. 873 01:02:03,534 --> 01:02:06,867 You haven't exactly thrown the rifle into the sea yourself. 874 01:02:07,617 --> 01:02:12,617 How lovely! I don't get many gentlemen callers. 875 01:02:12,700 --> 01:02:15,784 -I'm Amanda. -Julius. 876 01:02:16,159 --> 01:02:20,200 To be honest, I don't get many lady callers either. 877 01:02:21,159 --> 01:02:27,367 Maybe you'll remember Allan called you about a cigar box? 878 01:02:27,450 --> 01:02:30,284 I've had a look around the place. 879 01:02:30,367 --> 01:02:33,450 Is it fine if I look around a little? 880 01:02:33,534 --> 01:02:35,200 If that's OK. 881 01:02:35,284 --> 01:02:36,992 Of course! 882 01:02:37,075 --> 01:02:40,992 Yes, you can feel free, frei. 883 01:02:41,825 --> 01:02:45,075 Allan? Allan... 884 01:02:45,784 --> 01:02:48,075 Is it familiar? 885 01:02:48,159 --> 01:02:50,325 Yes... 886 01:02:50,867 --> 01:02:53,200 Vaguely. 887 01:02:53,867 --> 01:02:55,909 Kind of hazy, though. 888 01:03:01,409 --> 01:03:06,284 Wasn't that Herbert's? 889 01:03:06,367 --> 01:03:08,492 That's right. 890 01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:33,117 Amanda and Herbert Einstein 891 01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:36,200 were not ones to deny themselves a drink... 892 01:03:36,284 --> 01:03:38,367 Or a smoke. 893 01:03:38,450 --> 01:03:40,575 Allan! 894 01:03:40,659 --> 01:03:44,159 ♪ Hey babe, let's go out tonight ♪ 895 01:03:44,242 --> 01:03:47,909 ♪ You like me, and I like it all ♪ 896 01:03:47,992 --> 01:03:51,575 ♪ We like dancing and we look divine ♪ 897 01:03:51,659 --> 01:03:55,117 ♪ You love bands when they're playing hard ♪ 898 01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:58,575 ♪ You want more and you want it fast ♪ 899 01:03:58,659 --> 01:04:01,200 ♪ They put you down... ♪ 900 01:04:01,284 --> 01:04:03,450 You want me to send a letter? 901 01:04:06,950 --> 01:04:11,075 ♪ Rebel, Rebel, it's on your dress ♪ 902 01:04:11,159 --> 01:04:12,159 ♪ Rebel Rebel... ♪ 903 01:04:12,242 --> 01:04:14,159 Enjoy your trip. 904 01:04:14,242 --> 01:04:16,700 No, I'm staying right here. 905 01:04:16,784 --> 01:04:18,409 ♪ How could they know? ♪ 906 01:04:18,492 --> 01:04:21,992 ♪ Hot tramp, I love you so! ♪ 907 01:05:07,450 --> 01:05:09,534 You need a tattoo. 908 01:05:10,534 --> 01:05:11,492 I do? 909 01:05:11,575 --> 01:05:13,659 Yeeeeah. 910 01:05:16,117 --> 01:05:17,825 I do. 911 01:05:23,867 --> 01:05:25,867 He's a weird guy. 912 01:05:26,700 --> 01:05:28,492 So strange. 913 01:05:33,242 --> 01:05:38,284 You and I must have ended up here at some point. 914 01:05:39,659 --> 01:05:42,200 No, that's impossible. 915 01:05:43,950 --> 01:05:47,450 -It isn't possible? -No. 916 01:05:47,534 --> 01:05:50,450 I have not mounted any ladies. 917 01:05:50,534 --> 01:05:52,492 You're joking. 918 01:05:53,117 --> 01:05:55,117 No. 919 01:05:55,909 --> 01:06:00,992 Professor Lundborg short-circuited my balls. 920 01:06:03,534 --> 01:06:06,659 -Yes... -So you don't feel anything? 921 01:06:08,325 --> 01:06:10,200 I don't know... 922 01:06:13,867 --> 01:06:16,117 Really? 923 01:06:17,575 --> 01:06:19,367 Look at all this stuff! 924 01:06:23,242 --> 01:06:26,159 -I've already checked over there. -Yeah, yeah... 925 01:06:29,242 --> 01:06:30,325 Well... 926 01:06:33,992 --> 01:06:35,117 Oh, la la. 927 01:06:37,992 --> 01:06:39,784 Yes... Oh! 928 01:06:50,450 --> 01:06:51,367 What's that? 929 01:06:52,909 --> 01:06:55,575 -The secret compartment? -I don't know... 930 01:06:55,659 --> 01:06:57,742 I'll ask Allan. 931 01:07:09,492 --> 01:07:11,409 Hi... 932 01:07:16,159 --> 01:07:20,200 -What did he say? -Well... He said... 933 01:07:21,700 --> 01:07:24,200 He said... 934 01:07:24,284 --> 01:07:25,409 "hi." 935 01:07:38,159 --> 01:07:42,200 He's unforgettable, that one. What a spectacle! 936 01:07:42,284 --> 01:07:46,825 Climbed out the window a year ago, without a thought for anyone but himself. 937 01:07:46,909 --> 01:07:52,034 -Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. -How do you think it made me feel? 938 01:07:52,117 --> 01:07:56,825 Standing there with the cake in front of all those reporters. 939 01:07:56,909 --> 01:07:59,409 I was as mortified as a spanked puppy! 940 01:07:59,492 --> 01:08:02,534 That sounds terrible! 941 01:08:02,617 --> 01:08:07,159 I understand. I'm so sorry... 942 01:08:07,242 --> 01:08:08,659 Swallow! 943 01:08:08,742 --> 01:08:13,117 -Why are you apologizing? -I'm sorry. 944 01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:14,367 Swallow! 945 01:08:14,450 --> 01:08:18,159 -What do you want? -Well, I... 946 01:08:18,242 --> 01:08:19,492 Swallow! 947 01:08:19,575 --> 01:08:23,825 The stuff that was in Allan's room when he lived here, 948 01:08:23,909 --> 01:08:26,575 is it still around or did you throw it out? 949 01:08:26,659 --> 01:08:29,950 Of course we don't throw people's stuff away! 950 01:08:30,034 --> 01:08:32,409 -Do you think I'm crazy, or what? -Sorry. 951 01:08:32,492 --> 01:08:35,450 There's a lot of crap in here. 952 01:08:36,284 --> 01:08:38,075 Here it is. 953 01:08:38,159 --> 01:08:42,617 Allan's, Allan's, Allan's... All this and that chest of drawers too. 954 01:08:42,700 --> 01:08:45,492 Time for my coffee break. 955 01:08:45,575 --> 01:08:49,992 I won't be taking everything, I'm looking for something in particular. 956 01:08:50,075 --> 01:08:54,200 -"In particular"? -Soda pop. 957 01:08:54,284 --> 01:08:59,492 He sent you to pick up soda pop? What a cheapskate! 958 01:08:59,575 --> 01:09:04,200 It's pretty special: Folksoda, it's Russian. 959 01:09:04,284 --> 01:09:07,492 Like I care? Take everything! 960 01:09:07,575 --> 01:09:11,617 -It won't fit in my car. -It will. 961 01:09:11,700 --> 01:09:13,909 Lock up when you leave. 962 01:09:30,575 --> 01:09:32,284 Oh, no! 963 01:09:33,700 --> 01:09:37,117 I'll show you, you skinny sonovabitch. 964 01:09:38,575 --> 01:09:40,742 We have a criminal here in Malmköping 965 01:09:40,825 --> 01:09:43,159 who do almost all crimes. 966 01:09:43,242 --> 01:09:45,700 He's called Löken. 967 01:09:45,784 --> 01:09:47,659 The Onion. 968 01:09:47,742 --> 01:09:49,450 Ugly fish. 969 01:09:49,534 --> 01:09:50,867 Ugly fish? 970 01:09:50,950 --> 01:09:53,617 He looks ugly, is that what you're saying? 971 01:09:53,700 --> 01:09:56,367 No. No, no, no, no. 972 01:09:56,450 --> 01:10:02,617 Not in face, more as a person, you know. He actually looks good. 973 01:10:02,700 --> 01:10:06,409 Fish or not, this is something way bigger than that. 974 01:10:06,492 --> 01:10:07,742 Do you need to get that? 975 01:10:07,825 --> 01:10:09,450 Oh, no, no, no. 976 01:10:09,534 --> 01:10:12,367 Well, it's crazy lady, you know. 977 01:10:12,450 --> 01:10:14,825 Not for me, no, no. 978 01:10:14,909 --> 01:10:17,575 Maybe we should put our phones on mute. 979 01:10:17,659 --> 01:10:19,909 Yeah, of course, of course. 980 01:10:29,242 --> 01:10:30,575 This is Sister Alice. 981 01:10:30,659 --> 01:10:34,659 Send someone over, we've got a bit of a caffuffle here. 982 01:10:34,742 --> 01:10:38,617 A guy called Benny just picked up Allan Karlsson's stuff. 983 01:10:38,700 --> 01:10:40,367 Looking for Folksoda. 984 01:10:40,450 --> 01:10:43,534 But I just saw there was dynamite in there. 985 01:10:43,617 --> 01:10:46,534 It's been here at the centre all the time! 986 01:10:46,617 --> 01:10:49,200 The old folks could have blown sky-high! 987 01:10:49,284 --> 01:10:52,284 They're old, but they don't deserve to die like that. 988 01:10:57,700 --> 01:10:58,700 Ooh! 989 01:11:07,492 --> 01:11:11,284 Wait, there's a hollow space here. 990 01:11:14,659 --> 01:11:16,284 What's going on? 991 01:11:16,367 --> 01:11:17,784 What...? 992 01:11:20,659 --> 01:11:23,450 Well... Hello. 993 01:11:27,909 --> 01:11:32,575 -Benny, did you find anything? -Yeah. 994 01:11:32,659 --> 01:11:35,284 Any Folksoda? 995 01:11:36,325 --> 01:11:38,659 No... 996 01:11:38,742 --> 01:11:42,867 But I found lots of safety stuff for babies at a store. 997 01:11:44,367 --> 01:11:48,617 Like one of these protectors... 998 01:11:48,700 --> 01:11:54,242 And I was thinking about saving for the baby's retirement... 999 01:11:54,325 --> 01:11:57,367 It's early days, but it's a good idea. 1000 01:11:57,450 --> 01:11:59,909 What's this? 1001 01:11:59,992 --> 01:12:01,450 Dynamite. 1002 01:12:01,534 --> 01:12:04,950 -It belongs to Allan. -What's wrong with you? 1003 01:12:05,034 --> 01:12:07,950 -Why did you bring it home? -They made me. 1004 01:12:08,034 --> 01:12:10,242 You can just say no! 1005 01:12:10,325 --> 01:12:15,992 Don't worry, it can't go off by itself. Nothing will happen... 1006 01:12:18,034 --> 01:12:19,242 Miriam... 1007 01:12:24,575 --> 01:12:26,284 What are you doing? Are you insane? 1008 01:12:26,367 --> 01:12:27,950 In English, please. 1009 01:12:28,034 --> 01:12:29,534 You almost killed me with a bayonet. 1010 01:12:29,617 --> 01:12:33,575 Sorry. It was an accident. 1011 01:12:33,659 --> 01:12:35,617 Accident? Are you kidding me? 1012 01:12:35,700 --> 01:12:39,450 Sorry, Hans. Did we disturb you? 1013 01:12:39,534 --> 01:12:42,534 Disturb? You punched a hole in the wall! 1014 01:12:42,617 --> 01:12:45,075 Hello, how are you? 1015 01:12:45,159 --> 01:12:49,784 Allan, this is Hans, he lives on the other side. 1016 01:12:49,867 --> 01:12:54,034 -What? -Like you used to do. 1017 01:12:54,992 --> 01:12:58,534 Oh, he lives in my part of the apartment. 1018 01:12:58,617 --> 01:13:02,950 -Maybe that's where it is? -Could be. 1019 01:13:03,034 --> 01:13:06,700 - Hey, what about my wall? - I'll fix it. 1020 01:13:06,784 --> 01:13:08,492 -I'll fix it. -Yeah? 1021 01:13:08,575 --> 01:13:10,659 -Don't worry. -OK. 1022 01:13:12,534 --> 01:13:14,909 I was upset. I apologize. 1023 01:13:14,992 --> 01:13:17,450 No, no, I am very sorry. 1024 01:13:17,534 --> 01:13:21,700 I'll clean up here and put back something. 1025 01:13:23,492 --> 01:13:26,034 Yeah, but this is not the right thing. 1026 01:13:26,117 --> 01:13:29,200 - No, it's temporary - You have to be very careful. 1027 01:13:30,409 --> 01:13:32,909 Give me a moment. 1028 01:13:32,992 --> 01:13:36,242 Uh, very nice apartment. I must look. 1029 01:13:38,242 --> 01:13:39,242 Yeah, it's nice. 1030 01:13:39,325 --> 01:13:40,867 Yeah, wait a second. 1031 01:13:40,950 --> 01:13:46,242 -Where are they going? -Go along with them. 1032 01:13:46,325 --> 01:13:48,534 Whoa! Very nice records. 1033 01:13:48,617 --> 01:13:50,909 -Old? -Yes. First edition. 1034 01:13:50,992 --> 01:13:53,409 Uh... this? 1035 01:13:53,492 --> 01:13:54,575 Yeah, it's old. 1036 01:13:54,659 --> 01:13:55,950 Make your own booze? 1037 01:13:56,034 --> 01:13:58,534 And... and... this old? 1038 01:13:58,617 --> 01:14:00,742 Quite old, actually, yeah. 1039 01:14:00,825 --> 01:14:04,659 - I don't understand... - Spirits. Schnapps. 1040 01:14:04,742 --> 01:14:05,950 No, just coffee. 1041 01:14:06,034 --> 01:14:08,284 This is crap. 1042 01:14:08,575 --> 01:14:11,784 Spiral burners, they're good. 1043 01:14:11,867 --> 01:14:15,450 They get rid of the moonshiny taste. 1044 01:14:15,534 --> 01:14:18,992 Those fusel oils taste disgusting. 1045 01:14:19,075 --> 01:14:23,409 It's a coffee maker. I use beans from Ethiopia and Ghana. 1046 01:14:23,492 --> 01:14:25,784 It's delicious. 1047 01:14:25,867 --> 01:14:27,159 Oh my God... 1048 01:14:27,242 --> 01:14:29,950 In there... 1049 01:14:30,034 --> 01:14:32,742 -That's all there is. -No... 1050 01:14:37,492 --> 01:14:38,700 Right... 1051 01:14:38,784 --> 01:14:44,450 I used to hide stuff in there when I was a double agent. 1052 01:14:44,534 --> 01:14:45,784 Double agent? 1053 01:14:45,867 --> 01:14:49,325 Have anything I could cut with? A knife... 1054 01:14:50,284 --> 01:14:51,742 Stina... 1055 01:14:51,825 --> 01:14:54,909 I think this is it. 1056 01:14:55,700 --> 01:14:57,909 A secret compartment? 1057 01:15:03,534 --> 01:15:04,742 Hot damn... 1058 01:15:15,034 --> 01:15:16,450 What is it? 1059 01:15:27,742 --> 01:15:29,200 What did you find? 1060 01:15:29,409 --> 01:15:30,950 - What is it? - Is that it? 1061 01:15:31,034 --> 01:15:32,992 My cigar box. 1062 01:15:33,075 --> 01:15:34,909 - Can I have a look? - Sure. 1063 01:15:37,784 --> 01:15:41,700 -I'll tell Julius it's time to leave. -Yeah... 1064 01:15:48,867 --> 01:15:51,159 -Hi... -Hi. 1065 01:15:51,242 --> 01:15:54,034 What? You found it? 1066 01:15:55,617 --> 01:15:57,409 Yes! 1067 01:16:01,034 --> 01:16:04,700 Holy shit! Open it, Allan. 1068 01:16:05,825 --> 01:16:08,159 -There they are. -Cigars? 1069 01:16:08,242 --> 01:16:11,117 -What the...? -They look tempting. 1070 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:13,617 Where's the formula? 1071 01:16:13,700 --> 01:16:16,909 I guess it's in the other box. 1072 01:16:17,492 --> 01:16:21,200 -This is the wrong box? -Not if you want a good cigar. 1073 01:16:21,284 --> 01:16:24,242 -Are you pulling my leg? -This is quality stuff! 1074 01:16:24,450 --> 01:16:28,617 -Is it gone? -No it's in the other box. Don't shout. 1075 01:16:28,700 --> 01:16:33,117 "Other box," there's another box?! Where is it? 1076 01:16:34,284 --> 01:16:35,909 In Malmköping. 1077 01:16:41,075 --> 01:16:46,784 -Be brave, throw all the junk out. -I'll just save the important stuff. 1078 01:16:50,867 --> 01:16:53,117 What we need to do is, 1079 01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:55,742 one, check out the location of the IP address. 1080 01:16:55,825 --> 01:16:58,992 Two, look up Allan Karlsson. 1081 01:16:59,075 --> 01:17:01,742 He's a former agent with connexions to the case. 1082 01:17:01,825 --> 01:17:05,659 The fact that he's from Malmköping, like the IP address, 1083 01:17:05,742 --> 01:17:07,284 it's too much of a coincidence. 1084 01:17:08,784 --> 01:17:12,117 Aaronsson, you catch my drift? 1085 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:15,534 Ah, yeah. The IP address is no problem. 1086 01:17:15,617 --> 01:17:17,909 I can take you there. 1087 01:17:17,992 --> 01:17:21,742 -Well, let's get going. -Sorry, ten more minutes, lunch break. 1088 01:17:21,825 --> 01:17:25,867 You know, regulations. There's nothing I can do about it. 1089 01:17:32,950 --> 01:17:34,617 Yeah? 1090 01:17:36,784 --> 01:17:38,075 Here we are. 1091 01:17:39,284 --> 01:17:40,742 So the, uh... 1092 01:17:40,825 --> 01:17:43,117 the computer, what, it's... 1093 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:47,575 it's... it's in the clubhouse? 1094 01:17:48,784 --> 01:17:52,659 You want to go to the computer address? 1095 01:17:53,659 --> 01:17:55,075 Yeah. 1096 01:17:55,159 --> 01:18:00,367 Yeah, I can take you there. 1097 01:18:01,700 --> 01:18:04,367 Sure, that's great. 1098 01:18:04,450 --> 01:18:08,659 Yes. OK. Bye. 1099 01:18:10,367 --> 01:18:11,367 Christ... 1100 01:18:13,784 --> 01:18:16,950 -Who was that? -The police. 1101 01:18:17,034 --> 01:18:21,200 -What? -The CIA are coming over tomorrow. 1102 01:18:21,284 --> 01:18:23,367 The CIA? Why? 1103 01:18:24,492 --> 01:18:26,867 Well, I don't know. 1104 01:18:29,325 --> 01:18:32,575 Come on, Benny, calm down. We haven't done anything wrong. 1105 01:18:34,909 --> 01:18:37,325 -Have we? -No... 1106 01:18:37,409 --> 01:18:43,534 Except for that money on Bali. It wasn't entirely legit. 1107 01:18:45,742 --> 01:18:47,992 You never told me that. 1108 01:18:49,075 --> 01:18:53,034 I thought you figured out that it was kind of stolen. 1109 01:18:53,117 --> 01:18:57,117 -How would I know that? -I don't know... 1110 01:18:58,034 --> 01:19:02,825 I guess because it was a shitload of money 1111 01:19:02,909 --> 01:19:08,367 and we were so irresponsible and did all that fun stuff. 1112 01:19:08,450 --> 01:19:14,367 I was going to tell you, but it was so good between us that... 1113 01:19:14,450 --> 01:19:19,992 But maybe it's more important to figure out where to hide the money. 1114 01:19:20,075 --> 01:19:24,450 The freezer is the first place they'll check, right? 1115 01:19:25,867 --> 01:19:29,742 I've studied forensic psychology, you know. 1116 01:19:29,825 --> 01:19:33,617 The CIA are masters at interrogation. 1117 01:19:34,450 --> 01:19:40,117 We'll need an iron-clad strategy to make it. 1118 01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:44,992 Don't make anything up now, or you'll get sent off to Guantanamo. 1119 01:19:45,075 --> 01:19:49,409 No, we won't be making anything up. 1120 01:19:49,492 --> 01:19:52,242 But... if they... 1121 01:19:52,325 --> 01:19:55,950 suspect us of any crimes... 1122 01:19:56,034 --> 01:20:00,117 If that's the case, we don't say a thing. We just ask for a lawyer. 1123 01:20:01,992 --> 01:20:03,325 OK. 1124 01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:26,367 - So... - Would you like some coffee, ma'am? 1125 01:20:26,450 --> 01:20:30,117 -Uh, I'm good, thank you. -Some coffee, sir? 1126 01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:32,534 -No, thank you, ma'am. -Uh, grapes, cookies? 1127 01:20:32,617 --> 01:20:34,492 Uh, we're good, we're good, thanks. 1128 01:20:34,575 --> 01:20:37,325 We would very much like to ask you some questions, 1129 01:20:37,409 --> 01:20:38,950 if that's OK with you. 1130 01:20:39,034 --> 01:20:40,700 Sure. 1131 01:20:40,784 --> 01:20:44,117 Great. Well, first off, we'd like to know if you... 1132 01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:45,700 Whoa! 1133 01:20:45,784 --> 01:20:47,117 Whoa! 1134 01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:51,117 I'll tell you, it was Allan. He's guilty. He's a friend of mine. 1135 01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:52,450 I am so sorry. 1136 01:20:52,534 --> 01:20:54,825 And I voted for the Communists in '94. 1137 01:20:54,909 --> 01:20:57,367 Please, sir, just calm down, will ya? 1138 01:20:57,450 --> 01:20:59,117 Jesus, I mean, look at this. 1139 01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:01,284 Sorry, Miriam. I'm kind of panicking. 1140 01:21:01,367 --> 01:21:04,450 It just all gushed out... Damn it! 1141 01:21:04,534 --> 01:21:05,950 It's OK. 1142 01:21:06,034 --> 01:21:07,825 I'm so, so sorry. 1143 01:21:07,909 --> 01:21:09,617 Excuse me, sir. 1144 01:21:11,992 --> 01:21:14,867 You OK? Just take a breath, Benny. 1145 01:21:14,950 --> 01:21:17,200 -Shall we try this again, from the top? -Yes. 1146 01:21:17,284 --> 01:21:19,034 -The top, yeah. -Yeah. 1147 01:21:24,992 --> 01:21:27,992 The senior centre? That was years ago... 1148 01:21:28,075 --> 01:21:31,200 How can you be sure you brought that cigar box with you? 1149 01:21:31,284 --> 01:21:34,867 I clearly remember keeping it in my chest of drawers. 1150 01:21:36,159 --> 01:21:39,367 How can you be sure they haven't thrown it out? 1151 01:21:40,367 --> 01:21:44,200 I can't, I'm not some bloody psychic! 1152 01:21:48,409 --> 01:21:49,909 Wake, wake, come on! 1153 01:21:51,534 --> 01:21:53,200 Yes, yes! 1154 01:21:53,284 --> 01:21:54,242 Pull over! 1155 01:21:54,325 --> 01:21:57,075 My fucking money, you geriatric psychopath! 1156 01:21:57,159 --> 01:21:58,742 Get some petrol. 1157 01:21:58,825 --> 01:22:02,075 Change your incontinence pants, you're fucking mine now! 1158 01:22:05,867 --> 01:22:09,284 There's clearly no indication of any mental illness in his file, 1159 01:22:09,367 --> 01:22:11,075 but this guy's clearly not there. 1160 01:22:11,159 --> 01:22:13,950 We give him an hour to recover, we question him... 1161 01:22:14,034 --> 01:22:17,659 No, the only thing you're gonna get out of this guy is more puke. 1162 01:22:17,742 --> 01:22:20,575 So... anyhow. 1163 01:22:20,659 --> 01:22:23,284 Let's hope this Allan Karlsson's a little more cooperative. 1164 01:22:23,367 --> 01:22:25,034 -Yeah. -Uh... 1165 01:22:26,325 --> 01:22:28,825 You want to talk to Allan Karlsson? 1166 01:22:28,909 --> 01:22:30,909 Absolutely. 1167 01:22:31,742 --> 01:22:34,825 -Are you sure? -Yeah, why? What's the problem. 1168 01:22:34,909 --> 01:22:36,575 Well, we... 1169 01:22:36,659 --> 01:22:38,117 He, uh... 1170 01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:40,200 go up in smoke last year. 1171 01:22:40,284 --> 01:22:41,367 What do you mean? 1172 01:22:41,450 --> 01:22:44,825 Yeah, he, uh, went out from the window 1173 01:22:44,909 --> 01:22:48,242 on the old people home and just disappeared. 1174 01:22:48,325 --> 01:22:51,492 Disa... Wait a second. You're telling me this now? 1175 01:22:51,575 --> 01:22:53,534 Yeah, I tell you this now, yeah. 1176 01:22:53,617 --> 01:22:56,284 Yeah, OK, just take us there. 1177 01:22:56,367 --> 01:22:59,284 OK. I take you there. 1178 01:23:01,242 --> 01:23:03,909 Allan, get a move on. 1179 01:23:03,992 --> 01:23:07,575 -This is it, right? -Yeah. 1180 01:23:07,659 --> 01:23:09,575 Come on. 1181 01:23:47,075 --> 01:23:51,659 Right, this looks sturdy... 1182 01:23:56,492 --> 01:23:58,284 -Hello. -Hello. 1183 01:23:59,617 --> 01:24:02,242 Excuse me, but are you single? 1184 01:24:02,325 --> 01:24:04,825 I think so, why? 1185 01:24:04,909 --> 01:24:08,534 Allan, cut it out. This isn't the time to be picking up women. 1186 01:24:08,617 --> 01:24:11,284 Excuse us, ma'am. Go back to sleep, if you can. 1187 01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:23,117 There may be almonds in the Brussels cookies, so what do I say? 1188 01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:25,492 "Are you mandel allergic?" 1189 01:24:25,575 --> 01:24:28,492 -Cut it out! -What if they can't eat it? 1190 01:24:28,575 --> 01:24:31,575 -Let's go. -We need keys. 1191 01:24:31,659 --> 01:24:34,825 Right, "nöt allergic." "Are you nöt allergic?" 1192 01:24:34,909 --> 01:24:39,284 I certainly don't want any Americans to go all puffy on me. 1193 01:24:39,492 --> 01:24:42,450 I guess I can remove those cookies. 1194 01:24:43,492 --> 01:24:44,950 These are really yummy. 1195 01:24:45,034 --> 01:24:50,492 ♪ Hadelatten da-da, um-pa-pa Don't you break the law... ♪ 1196 01:24:51,659 --> 01:24:54,575 You can go in and wait. I have to park the car. 1197 01:24:54,659 --> 01:24:56,325 Oh, OK, no problem. 1198 01:24:58,992 --> 01:25:00,700 ♪ What a mess... ♪ 1199 01:25:09,825 --> 01:25:13,159 ♪ I can't blame anybody else... ♪ 1200 01:25:13,242 --> 01:25:16,409 - These winds will bring showers. - Stop it. 1201 01:25:19,367 --> 01:25:23,742 Here... This is the place. 1202 01:25:23,825 --> 01:25:24,909 Uhh! 1203 01:25:33,867 --> 01:25:36,700 Damn, what a lot of junk! 1204 01:25:40,742 --> 01:25:44,742 "Allan Karlsson." But it's been cleaned out! 1205 01:25:44,825 --> 01:25:48,034 -Allan? -Eskil... 1206 01:25:48,117 --> 01:25:50,200 Hello, you old asshole. 1207 01:25:50,284 --> 01:25:54,367 So you're down here snooping, like usual. 1208 01:25:54,450 --> 01:25:57,909 -Are you going to blow anything up? -No. 1209 01:25:57,992 --> 01:26:03,784 Listen, do you know what happened to my belongings? 1210 01:26:03,867 --> 01:26:08,242 This tall bald guy picked it up the other day. 1211 01:26:08,325 --> 01:26:12,450 -Picked it up? -Who the hell could that be? 1212 01:26:12,534 --> 01:26:18,075 A real loser! He kept dropping it. 1213 01:26:19,034 --> 01:26:22,242 Sounds like Benny was here. 1214 01:26:23,867 --> 01:26:25,200 Would you like another cookie? 1215 01:26:25,284 --> 01:26:27,909 - No, thank you, ma'am. - Cookie? 1216 01:26:27,992 --> 01:26:30,575 Ma'am, can you recall any... 1217 01:26:30,659 --> 01:26:33,575 I'd love some more radio cake. 1218 01:26:33,659 --> 01:26:36,200 Fresh-baked this morning. 1219 01:26:36,284 --> 01:26:39,825 Excuse me, ma'am, can you recall Allan having any other visitors here? 1220 01:26:39,909 --> 01:26:42,575 You know, like foreigners. Foreign visitors here? 1221 01:26:42,659 --> 01:26:46,534 - What did he say? - Did you see any suspicious foreigners? 1222 01:26:46,617 --> 01:26:50,617 -What? Is he a racist? -No, I don't think so. 1223 01:26:50,700 --> 01:26:53,075 Why would the guilty person be a foreigner? 1224 01:26:53,159 --> 01:26:55,450 Sorry, sir, what did she say? 1225 01:26:56,409 --> 01:26:58,950 Yeah, she, uh, doesn't like your question. 1226 01:27:00,367 --> 01:27:02,742 She wonder if you like all persons. 1227 01:27:03,867 --> 01:27:07,659 Do I like all persons? No. I wouldn't say that. 1228 01:27:08,867 --> 01:27:13,159 No, no, no, she mean... do you like, uh... 1229 01:27:13,242 --> 01:27:14,659 all different people? 1230 01:27:14,742 --> 01:27:17,367 -White, brown, yellow, you know. -Is she saying we're racist? 1231 01:27:17,450 --> 01:27:19,034 Is she out of her mind? 1232 01:27:19,117 --> 01:27:20,950 Yes, yes, the crazy lady. 1233 01:27:21,034 --> 01:27:24,950 What did you just say? I know what "crazy lady" means. 1234 01:27:25,034 --> 01:27:28,159 Do you think I'm stupid? You said "crazy lady." 1235 01:27:28,242 --> 01:27:31,534 -It was police terminology. -Coming here, acting like a hot-shot! 1236 01:27:31,617 --> 01:27:34,450 I know what I'm talking about! 1237 01:27:34,534 --> 01:27:38,867 - How about we all move on? - Yeah, yeah. 1238 01:27:38,950 --> 01:27:41,034 OK, so listen, um... 1239 01:27:41,117 --> 01:27:44,284 Move that piece of crap... 1240 01:27:45,367 --> 01:27:47,575 Pick up, Benny! 1241 01:27:50,075 --> 01:27:51,325 This is nice. 1242 01:27:53,159 --> 01:27:56,575 The Northern light is pure magic. 1243 01:27:58,034 --> 01:28:01,659 Aren't hot tubs supposed to be hot? 1244 01:28:01,742 --> 01:28:04,825 Yes. You're right. 1245 01:28:04,909 --> 01:28:06,409 I'll take care of it. 1246 01:28:06,492 --> 01:28:08,742 I'll just... 1247 01:28:12,242 --> 01:28:16,200 -I think we're alone. -Just in case customers show up. 1248 01:28:16,284 --> 01:28:17,659 They won't. 1249 01:28:23,159 --> 01:28:25,159 Someone's coming! 1250 01:28:26,784 --> 01:28:28,200 Just kidding! 1251 01:28:30,284 --> 01:28:33,075 -That was funny. -You're funny. 1252 01:28:49,492 --> 01:28:53,284 -You're adorable when you run. -Stop it, Miriam. 1253 01:28:53,492 --> 01:28:55,450 Come to mama... 1254 01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:21,284 -Tell me when it gets too hot. -You're smoking hot. 1255 01:29:29,617 --> 01:29:32,200 -Benny! -Hi. 1256 01:29:32,284 --> 01:29:36,242 -You're back! -We're kind of naked... 1257 01:29:36,325 --> 01:29:40,575 When you picked up Allan's stuff, did you find a cigar box? 1258 01:29:40,659 --> 01:29:44,700 - Could you hand me the towel? - A small cigar box. 1259 01:29:44,784 --> 01:29:48,575 -We can go swimming here, right? -Yes, we can. 1260 01:29:48,659 --> 01:29:52,742 - A cigar box? Was it important? - Where the hell is it? 1261 01:29:53,367 --> 01:29:55,450 It's burning, in the stove. 1262 01:29:55,534 --> 01:29:56,742 Holy cow! 1263 01:29:59,700 --> 01:30:01,117 No! 1264 01:30:01,200 --> 01:30:03,909 Damn it... Watch out! 1265 01:30:24,909 --> 01:30:28,742 There you go, the Folksoda formula. 1266 01:30:29,492 --> 01:30:31,450 Really? 1267 01:30:32,909 --> 01:30:34,825 We had it? 1268 01:30:41,034 --> 01:30:43,034 Are you sure? 1269 01:30:55,950 --> 01:30:59,409 So, uh, did Allan leave any of his belongs here? 1270 01:30:59,492 --> 01:31:02,492 You know, his, like, personal stuff? 1271 01:31:02,575 --> 01:31:04,992 - What's he saying? - Did Allan leave any belongings behind? 1272 01:31:05,075 --> 01:31:08,242 -Benny picked them up. -Benny was here? 1273 01:31:08,450 --> 01:31:11,825 I left a message on your voice mail that Benny was here. 1274 01:31:11,909 --> 01:31:15,200 Why have voice mail if you don't listen to it? 1275 01:31:15,284 --> 01:31:17,617 Benny came for Allan's stuff. 1276 01:31:17,700 --> 01:31:22,409 -He was asking about Folksoda too. -Folksoda? 1277 01:31:22,492 --> 01:31:25,242 Did you just say Folksoda? 1278 01:31:26,117 --> 01:31:27,450 I see the car! 1279 01:31:28,284 --> 01:31:31,034 -You see it? -Got it! 1280 01:31:31,117 --> 01:31:32,200 Wait... 1281 01:31:32,284 --> 01:31:37,659 I've got such a "hold." Those cookies were so goddamn rich. 1282 01:31:37,742 --> 01:31:39,700 Move your ass, you lazy fuck! Come on! 1283 01:31:39,784 --> 01:31:41,534 I've got hold, I've got hold! 1284 01:31:41,617 --> 01:31:43,200 Come on! 1285 01:31:43,284 --> 01:31:46,200 - Let's have a look. - Here's a cord for you. 1286 01:31:46,284 --> 01:31:50,784 -I thought microfiche readers were small. -No, just the microfiche. 1287 01:31:53,534 --> 01:31:55,909 Shoo... 1288 01:31:55,992 --> 01:31:59,075 Would you like some tea? Stina, right? 1289 01:31:59,159 --> 01:32:01,825 Kristina. You can call me Stina. 1290 01:32:01,909 --> 01:32:05,909 -Do you have a bed? -Sure, use ours. 1291 01:32:05,992 --> 01:32:09,034 Could you get that machine up and running already? 1292 01:32:09,117 --> 01:32:12,700 For crying out loud, it's tricky. 1293 01:32:12,784 --> 01:32:16,075 - Get moving! - That goes there. 1294 01:32:16,159 --> 01:32:19,284 -Isn't it supposed to light up? -Yes... 1295 01:32:19,367 --> 01:32:21,367 And this goes up... 1296 01:32:22,450 --> 01:32:25,867 -It's black. -Right, the lamp... 1297 01:32:27,284 --> 01:32:29,450 -Yay! -Look at that... 1298 01:32:29,534 --> 01:32:30,575 Perfect... 1299 01:32:30,659 --> 01:32:32,450 We blew a fuse. 1300 01:32:32,534 --> 01:32:35,200 Don't just stand there. Where's the fuse box? 1301 01:32:35,284 --> 01:32:38,825 It's right over here... 1302 01:32:40,950 --> 01:32:43,909 What's your problem, man? Just sit up, will ya? 1303 01:32:43,992 --> 01:32:48,492 I can't! Too much hurt. Can you slow down a little? 1304 01:32:48,575 --> 01:32:50,825 It's like giving birth. 1305 01:32:52,784 --> 01:32:55,159 Hey, there's a car behind us with Polish plates. 1306 01:32:55,242 --> 01:32:56,867 Any idea who that could be? 1307 01:32:56,950 --> 01:32:59,492 It may be workers. They are Polish many times. 1308 01:32:59,575 --> 01:33:03,492 Or picking berries. They're picking berries in the wood. 1309 01:33:05,200 --> 01:33:06,950 This is not a berry picker. 1310 01:33:10,367 --> 01:33:14,242 -Do you have any more fuses? -Just 6 amperes. 1311 01:33:14,325 --> 01:33:18,784 -Go for it. -But we blew a 10-amp fuse. 1312 01:33:19,992 --> 01:33:21,659 Holy cow... 1313 01:33:21,742 --> 01:33:25,409 Though the elbow is close, you still cannot bite it. 1314 01:33:29,159 --> 01:33:33,159 Haven't heard that expression in a long time. 1315 01:33:35,492 --> 01:33:37,325 Christ... 1316 01:33:39,409 --> 01:33:41,450 Yes... 1317 01:33:43,034 --> 01:33:45,867 I thought I... 1318 01:33:47,200 --> 01:33:49,575 I thought you looked familiar. 1319 01:33:49,659 --> 01:33:50,950 It's you... 1320 01:33:51,034 --> 01:33:52,909 You're... 1321 01:33:53,909 --> 01:33:56,659 You're "K." 1322 01:33:56,742 --> 01:34:00,450 Popov's daughter, Kristina. 1323 01:34:01,325 --> 01:34:06,659 He gave me the formula and said: "Give it to K..." 1324 01:34:07,325 --> 01:34:12,450 He didn't get any further before he died right before my eyes. 1325 01:34:12,534 --> 01:34:15,242 So you're "K", aren't you? 1326 01:34:16,075 --> 01:34:18,159 I am. 1327 01:34:18,242 --> 01:34:22,909 Well then... The formula belongs to you. 1328 01:34:29,492 --> 01:34:32,492 -Oh my... -Thank you. 1329 01:34:32,575 --> 01:34:34,450 There, there... 1330 01:34:34,534 --> 01:34:36,242 Thank you... 1331 01:34:36,325 --> 01:34:37,409 Thank you... 1332 01:34:37,492 --> 01:34:42,617 Sorry it took so long, there were so many distractions along the way. 1333 01:34:42,700 --> 01:34:45,534 Look, the juice is back on! 1334 01:34:45,617 --> 01:34:49,825 -So I can take it? -Sure, go ahead. 1335 01:34:49,909 --> 01:34:53,242 There... Close the lid. 1336 01:34:55,659 --> 01:34:59,409 -Hey, where are you off to? -It's hers. 1337 01:34:59,492 --> 01:35:01,784 What are you talking about? 1338 01:35:01,867 --> 01:35:06,367 -Where are you going with that formula? -She's Popov's daughter. 1339 01:35:06,450 --> 01:35:10,159 She's "K." I can't believe I didn't figure it out sooner. 1340 01:35:10,242 --> 01:35:13,825 -What are you talking about? -The formula is rightfully hers. 1341 01:35:13,909 --> 01:35:16,492 What's the address? For taxi. 1342 01:35:16,575 --> 01:35:20,742 Just say it's the lakeside grill. 1343 01:35:24,450 --> 01:35:26,075 What the hell is this? 1344 01:35:26,159 --> 01:35:29,742 A lousy driver, that's for sure. 1345 01:35:31,409 --> 01:35:34,909 - Put your weapon down. - Take it easy, sir, we're from CIA. 1346 01:35:34,992 --> 01:35:37,325 - I'm from South London. - Take it easy. 1347 01:35:37,409 --> 01:35:40,700 -We're gonna do what you say. -Nobody fuckin' move! 1348 01:35:40,784 --> 01:35:42,325 He's angry. 1349 01:35:42,409 --> 01:35:44,742 - You, show me your guns. - These are my weapons. 1350 01:35:44,825 --> 01:35:47,242 -I see it, good boy. Throw it away. -All right. 1351 01:35:47,325 --> 01:35:49,909 -There you go, now you. -All right, I'm doing it. 1352 01:35:49,992 --> 01:35:51,534 - Slowly. - Give me your gun. 1353 01:35:51,617 --> 01:35:55,534 I don't have a gun. I didn't take it for the road. 1354 01:35:55,617 --> 01:35:57,992 - Sorry. - I'm not doing anything crazy. 1355 01:35:58,075 --> 01:35:59,992 - I'm gonna put it over here. - That's right. 1356 01:36:00,075 --> 01:36:01,909 -There we go, see? -Nobody move! 1357 01:36:01,992 --> 01:36:04,367 - I'm going, I'm going. - Just take it easy, sir. 1358 01:36:04,450 --> 01:36:05,867 -Nobody needs to get hurt. -Do it quietly! 1359 01:36:05,950 --> 01:36:08,867 - Is he a diabetic? - Nice and quiet. 1360 01:36:08,950 --> 01:36:11,534 -That's it, all good. -Just take it easy. 1361 01:36:11,617 --> 01:36:12,659 -Yeah, it is. -Back up. 1362 01:36:12,742 --> 01:36:15,034 Right, this is a fucking grenade. 1363 01:36:15,117 --> 01:36:18,659 Anybody does anything stupid, you all get fucking blown-up. 1364 01:36:18,742 --> 01:36:21,117 Explosion? That's nice, it's been a while. 1365 01:36:21,200 --> 01:36:24,742 You wrinkly old fucking bastard, speak fucking English! 1366 01:36:24,825 --> 01:36:25,825 Shut up, Allan. 1367 01:36:25,909 --> 01:36:29,784 The question is, where is the fucking money? 1368 01:36:29,867 --> 01:36:32,409 -It's in the wood shed. -Stay still! Don't move! 1369 01:36:33,242 --> 01:36:36,075 -You, you pregnant? -What? Me? 1370 01:36:36,159 --> 01:36:38,617 No, the other fat bird. Of course you! You pregnant? 1371 01:36:38,700 --> 01:36:39,617 -Me, yes? -Good. 1372 01:36:39,700 --> 01:36:42,450 -You go. -Do as he says. 1373 01:36:43,742 --> 01:36:45,534 Fucking hurry up, get my money! 1374 01:36:46,492 --> 01:36:47,825 Hurry up! 1375 01:36:47,909 --> 01:36:51,450 - Where's the money, Benny? - Top shelf on the left. 1376 01:36:51,534 --> 01:36:54,450 Speak fucking English! 1377 01:36:56,325 --> 01:36:59,117 There's a very long top shelf here. 1378 01:36:59,200 --> 01:37:04,909 - The shelf with a kubb set. - A kubb set? 1379 01:37:04,992 --> 01:37:07,742 - Where's the effing kubb set? - Behind the ice-cream man. 1380 01:37:07,825 --> 01:37:11,950 I'm sorry. it's a total mess. I should clean more often. I'm sorry. 1381 01:37:12,034 --> 01:37:14,200 Fuckin' hurry up! 1382 01:37:25,659 --> 01:37:29,159 -This is what's left. -This is fucking Monopoly money. 1383 01:37:29,867 --> 01:37:33,784 This is all that's left? Are you taking the piss? 1384 01:37:33,867 --> 01:37:35,117 No. 1385 01:37:36,034 --> 01:37:38,992 Where is my fucking money? 1386 01:37:39,075 --> 01:37:41,700 Take this, take this. It's worth lots. 1387 01:37:43,784 --> 01:37:47,034 It's worth millions of dollars. It's the Folksoda recipe. 1388 01:37:47,117 --> 01:37:48,117 -Shut up! -OK. 1389 01:37:48,200 --> 01:37:50,242 Where's my fucking... 1390 01:37:50,325 --> 01:37:51,617 Stay still! 1391 01:37:53,492 --> 01:37:54,909 It's you. 1392 01:37:54,992 --> 01:37:56,992 Yes, it is me. 1393 01:37:57,075 --> 01:38:00,367 Yeah, it fucking is! I fucking knew it was you. 1394 01:38:00,450 --> 01:38:02,450 I knew from the fucking beginning. 1395 01:38:03,909 --> 01:38:05,700 Last chance. 1396 01:38:05,784 --> 01:38:08,700 -I can't go. -Where is the fucking money? 1397 01:38:08,784 --> 01:38:10,409 I no can go. 1398 01:38:10,492 --> 01:38:12,284 Yes, I can. 1399 01:38:14,242 --> 01:38:15,367 Yes, I can. 1400 01:38:15,450 --> 01:38:17,159 Give me my fucking money. 1401 01:38:17,242 --> 01:38:18,825 What money? 1402 01:38:18,909 --> 01:38:20,575 Last chance. 1403 01:38:20,659 --> 01:38:22,409 -Aaah! -No! 1404 01:38:24,700 --> 01:38:26,242 Everybody get down! 1405 01:38:31,367 --> 01:38:33,117 Help me! 1406 01:38:36,075 --> 01:38:38,492 Christ, talk about a big bang! 1407 01:38:39,950 --> 01:38:42,450 All right, stay back. Everybody stay back. 1408 01:38:44,284 --> 01:38:47,534 Hot damn! I'm starting to feel right at home. 1409 01:38:47,617 --> 01:38:49,242 Lovely... 1410 01:38:55,492 --> 01:38:58,409 Have you recovered the formulate, the microfiche? 1411 01:38:58,492 --> 01:39:00,034 Recovered and destroyed, sir. 1412 01:39:00,117 --> 01:39:01,742 Good. Any suspects? 1413 01:39:01,825 --> 01:39:05,367 We've got a gang of decidedly unusual suspects here, sir. 1414 01:39:05,450 --> 01:39:08,617 A 101-year-old man and a few other misfits. 1415 01:39:08,700 --> 01:39:10,950 But we're confident that we got our guy. 1416 01:39:11,034 --> 01:39:12,825 An experienced criminal. 1417 01:39:12,909 --> 01:39:14,950 He has a long record and international ties. 1418 01:39:15,034 --> 01:39:17,784 Our main suspect identified him as the brains behind 1419 01:39:17,867 --> 01:39:19,742 the entire operation before he blew himself up. 1420 01:39:19,825 --> 01:39:20,950 OK, bring him in. 1421 01:39:21,034 --> 01:39:22,492 Already on our way, sir. 1422 01:39:25,867 --> 01:39:27,575 ♪ Radio Flen... ♪ 1423 01:39:27,659 --> 01:39:29,909 Right here in our studio, 1424 01:39:29,992 --> 01:39:33,159 the man of the hour: DI Glenn Aronsson. 1425 01:39:33,242 --> 01:39:35,700 Tell us what went down last night. 1426 01:39:35,784 --> 01:39:39,242 That's classified information. 1427 01:39:39,325 --> 01:39:44,617 Rumours have it that the Americans were involved, the CIA. 1428 01:39:44,700 --> 01:39:47,409 - You're nodding. - No, I'm not. 1429 01:39:47,492 --> 01:39:51,034 Don't tell them that. My head moved, that's all. 1430 01:39:51,117 --> 01:39:52,659 Hey, Strindberg... 1431 01:39:53,742 --> 01:39:57,492 How about a soak in the hot tub? 1432 01:39:57,575 --> 01:40:00,659 Sure... Things can't get any worse. 1433 01:40:00,742 --> 01:40:05,284 Sure they can, but a bath can't hurt. 1434 01:40:05,492 --> 01:40:07,617 Come on, sourpuss. 1435 01:40:08,117 --> 01:40:12,992 Hope the water is nice, don't want a hot dog between my legs... 1436 01:40:13,075 --> 01:40:15,909 Hang on, Allan. What's that on your ass? 1437 01:40:15,992 --> 01:40:20,742 -Haven't you seen a naked man before? -It's in Russian. 1438 01:40:20,825 --> 01:40:22,992 It's a tattoo! 1439 01:40:33,867 --> 01:40:36,742 -Holy shit, Allan! -What's going on? 1440 01:40:36,825 --> 01:40:40,534 Allan's got that secret all over his ass! 1441 01:40:40,617 --> 01:40:41,825 What? 1442 01:40:41,909 --> 01:40:46,075 It's like he said: He was sitting on the formula. 1443 01:40:47,200 --> 01:40:50,492 -Are you pulling my leg? -No! 1444 01:40:50,575 --> 01:40:55,409 I'd forgotten all about it. 1445 01:40:55,492 --> 01:41:00,617 It was like the Tivoli Gardens amusement park was buzzing in my head. 1446 01:41:00,700 --> 01:41:06,242 The tattoo artist told me to pick an image that was unique. 1447 01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:24,659 -Allan? -What? Yes... 1448 01:41:24,742 --> 01:41:27,534 Could you... Not that, this little guy. 1449 01:41:31,867 --> 01:41:35,492 -Don't you want it back? -I want to take a picture. 1450 01:41:35,575 --> 01:41:39,159 Hold him like I showed you. 1451 01:41:41,075 --> 01:41:44,284 -Allan junior... -OK, look at me. 1452 01:41:45,159 --> 01:41:46,575 Now. 1453 01:41:46,659 --> 01:41:47,659 Perfect. 1454 01:41:49,492 --> 01:41:52,700 Listen, Gäddan sent us a postcard. 1455 01:41:52,784 --> 01:41:55,659 He wants us to know he's loving it there. 1456 01:41:55,742 --> 01:42:01,450 "They gave me this great jumpsuit, a really cool orange one." 1457 01:42:01,534 --> 01:42:07,825 ♪ Hadelatten da-da, um-pa-pa Don't you break the law... ♪ 1458 01:42:10,284 --> 01:42:11,909 Ohh! 1459 01:42:11,992 --> 01:42:17,200 Are you still at that? Cool it, the baby's here! 1460 01:42:17,284 --> 01:42:20,200 Don't worry, it's never too early for kids to learn. 1461 01:42:20,284 --> 01:42:23,325 It must be coming along now. 1462 01:42:23,409 --> 01:42:25,492 But something's missing. 1463 01:42:25,575 --> 01:42:30,617 Could it be the temperature? You're the one who speaks Russian. 1464 01:42:30,700 --> 01:42:34,242 How's it going? Will there be any Folksoda? 1465 01:42:34,450 --> 01:42:38,409 Check the batteries, they're running low. 1466 01:42:38,492 --> 01:42:43,284 Your ass is so wrinkled that it's almost impossible to read this. 1467 01:42:43,492 --> 01:42:47,617 Stop fussing and come and eat. 1468 01:42:53,825 --> 01:42:57,742 -How's the formula coming along? -We're getting close. 1469 01:42:59,075 --> 01:43:01,742 What's wrong? Are you jealous? 1470 01:43:03,200 --> 01:43:04,242 No... 1471 01:43:04,325 --> 01:43:07,492 -Maybe it's not hot enough? -No... 1472 01:43:07,575 --> 01:43:09,409 You don't think that's it? 1473 01:43:09,492 --> 01:43:15,075 It looks like some fireworks are heading our way. 1474 01:43:15,159 --> 01:43:18,034 Are you ready for that, Allan junior? 1475 01:43:18,867 --> 01:43:20,492 Well... 1476 01:43:20,575 --> 01:43:24,325 It is what it is. And what will be, will be. 1477 01:43:31,200 --> 01:43:34,825 ♪ Balla balla rocking balalajka ♪ 1478 01:43:34,909 --> 01:43:38,200 ♪ Balla balla rocking balalajka ♪ 110268