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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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- Hey.
- Hey, ha, ha.
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JOEY:
Monica?
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What time is it?
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Uh, 9.
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But it's dark out.
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Um, well, that's because you always
sleep till noon, silly.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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This is what 9 looks like.
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I guess I'll get washed up then.
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Watch that sunrise.
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[MONICA SIGHS]
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I'm really getting tired of
sneaking around all the time.
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I know, me too. Hey, what if we went away
for the whole weekend? No interruptions.
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And we could be naked the entire time.
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All weekend?
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- That's a whole lot of naked.
- Mm-hm.
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Yeah, I could say I have a conference
and you can say you have a chef thing.
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Oh, I've always wanted to go
to this culinary fair in Jersey!
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Ha, ha, okay.
You know you're not, though.
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- Right. Okay.
- Let's go.
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Wait. What about Joey?
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Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend.
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Going to this culinary fair in Jersey.
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How weird! Chandler just told us
he's got a conference there. Huh.
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Oh, that's funny, ha, ha. Seems like
Chandler's conference could've been...
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...in Connecticut or Vermont.
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I'm not in charge of where
the conference is held.
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Do you want people to think it's
a fake conference? It's a real conference.
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- Hey.
JOEY & MONICA: Hey.
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- Is Rachel here? I gotta talk to her.
- No, she's out shopping.
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- Damn.
CHANDLER: What's going on?
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I told Emily to come.
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And I just need to, you know,
talk to Rachel about it.
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Wait a minute.
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So when Emily comes,
you're not gonna see Rachel anymore?
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I'm focusing on the
"I get to see my wife" part, all right...
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...and not on the part
that makes me do this, huh?
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[GRUNTS]
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So you'll never be in the same room together?
How is that even gonna work?
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I have no idea. I mean...
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But I assure you, I will figure it out.
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[JOEY SIGHS]
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It doesn't seem like it's gonna work.
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- Hi, guys.
- Hi.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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RACHEL:
What's going on?
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We're flipping Monica's mattress.
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So I'm thinking, basically,
we pick it up, and then we flip it.
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That's better than my way.
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Oh, hey, guys, would you flip mine too?
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CHANDLER: Oh, man.
PHOEBE: Oh.
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Oh, look! A letter from my mom.
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So, Rach?
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You know how Emily's coming, right?
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Oh, yeah. I know.
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Can you hear anything?
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Oh, yeah, somebody just said,
"Can you hear anything?"
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Hey, Joey's ass.
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What are you doing?
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Remember when they got
in that big fight and broke up...
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...and we were all stuck in here
all night with no food?
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Well, when Ross said "Rachel" at the wedding,
I figured it was gonna happen again.
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You know? So I hid this in here.
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Ooh, candy bars, crossword puzzles...
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Ooh, Mad Libs. Mine!
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Condoms?
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Hey, you don't know how long
we're gonna be in here.
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We may have to re-populate the Earth.
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And condoms are the way to do that?
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Anyway, it all boils down to this.
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- The last time I talked to Emily...
- Aah! Oh, my God! Our dog died!
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- What?
- Oh, my God. LaPooh, our dog!
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LaPooh's still alive?
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Oh! It says he was hit by
an ice-cream truck and dragged for...
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...19 blocks!
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- Oh! Oh, my God.
- Sweetie, we heard you crying.
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- Please don't cry.
- It's LaPooh!
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I know, it's LaPooh right now
but it'll get better.
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I can't believe it! We're here!
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Ooh, chocolates on the pillows!
Oh, I love that!
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You should live with Joey.
Rolos everywhere.
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- Oh. Okay, I'll be right back.
- Okay.
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[SIREN WAILING ON TV]
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CHANDLER:
Oh, yes!
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Monica, get in here.
It's a high-speed car chase on!
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We're switching rooms.
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Oh, dear God, they gave us glasses!
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No, they gave us glasses
with lipstick on them.
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If they didn't change the glasses,
who knows what else they didn't change.
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Oh, come on, sweetie. I just want
this weekend to be perfect, okay?
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- We can change rooms, can't we?
- Okay.
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Okay, but let's do it now, though,
because Chopper 5 just lost its feed!
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Hey, so, uh...
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You know how there was something
I wanted to talk to you about?
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Oh, yeah.
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Well...
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...you know I'm trying to work
things out with Emily.
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Mm-hm.
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Well, there's this...
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...one thing.
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Okay, here goes.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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I made a promise that... Oh, hey.
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- What?
- Your nose is bleeding.
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- Oh, God!
- You're bleeding.
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Ah. Ah, not again.
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This happened when my grandfather died.
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It's... Ugh, sorry.
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Oh, gross, unh.
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Okay. So I'm sorry.
What did you wanna tell me?
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- Um...
- Ugh.
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[RACHEL SNORTS]
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Okay.
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I, uh...
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I can't see you anymore.
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Yeah, I know, it's ridiculous.
I can't see you, either.
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I think you'll find this room
more to your liking.
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Okay, great.
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[SIREN WAILING ON TV]
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They say he's only got half a tank left.
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Half a tank? We still got a lot
of high-speed chasing to do!
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- We're switching rooms again.
- What? Why?
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This is a garden-view room
and we paid for an ocean-view room.
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Our last ocean-view room
was unacceptable to you.
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Excuse me. Um, can I talk to you
over here for just a second?
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Uh-huh.
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- Chandler.
- Yeah?
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Look, these clowns are trying to
take us for a ride. I won't let them.
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We're not a couple of suckers.
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I hear you, Mugsy.
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But, look, all these rooms are fine.
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Okay? Can you just pick one
so I can watch the...
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Have a perfect, magical
weekend together with you?
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- Okay, this one I like.
- Nothing.
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Nothing. It's over.
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Damn it, this is regularly scheduled
programming!
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Can we turn the TV off, okay?
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Do we really wanna spend
the weekend like this?
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I'm sorry, am I getting in the way
of all the room-switching fun?
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- Ha, ha, don't blame me for ruining tonight.
- Who should I blame?
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The nice bellman who had to drag
our luggage to 10 rooms?
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Or the idiot who thought
he could drive...
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...from Albany to Canada
on a half a tank of gas?
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Do not speak ill of the dead.
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We're supposed to be spending
a romantic weekend together.
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What's the matter with you?
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I just wanna watch a little television.
What's the big deal?
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Jeez, relax, Mom.
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What did you say?
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I said, "Jeez, relax, Mon."
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Hey.
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Rachel, I've been wanting to tell you something
and I just have to get it out.
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Okay. All right. What's up?
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Okay.
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You know how you told me I should do
whatever it takes to fix my marriage?
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Yeah, I told you to give Emily
whatever she wants.
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And while that was good advice,
you should know that what she wants...
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Yeah?
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...is for me not to see you anymore.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Well, that's crazy. You can't do that.
What are you gonna tell her?
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, you've already agreed to this,
haven't you?
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It's awful, I know. Uh, it's... Heh.
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I mean, I feel terrible, but I have to do this
if I want my marriage to work.
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And I do. I have to make
this marriage work. I have to.
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But the good thing is, we can still
see each other until she gets here.
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[GASPS]
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Oh!
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Oh, lucky me! Oh, my God!
That is good news, Ross!
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I think that's the best news I've heard
since LaPooh died!
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You have no idea what a nightmare
this has been. Uh, this is so hard.
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Oh, yeah, really? Is it, Ross?
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- Well, let me make this a little easier for you.
- What are you doing?
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- Storming out.
- Rachel, this is your apartment.
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Yeah? Well, that's how mad I am!
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Damn Rolos!
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- Hey, you're back.
- Hey.
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How was your conference?
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It was terrible. I fought with
my colleagues for the entire time.
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Are you kidding with this?
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Uh, so your weekend was a bust?
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Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump
waiting for an elevator.
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- Hi.
- Hey, you're back too.
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Yeah. Um, Chandler,
could I talk to you outside for a second?
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- How was your chef thing?
- Ugh. It was awful.
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I guess some people don't
appreciate really good food.
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Maybe it was the kind of food
that tasted good at first...
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...but then made everybody vomit
and have diarrhea.
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- Chandler.
- Monica.
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I wanna know how much the room was.
I'll pay my half.
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Okay, fine. $300.
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- Three hundred dollars?
- Yeah. Just think of it as $25 per room.
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[GRUNTS]
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What are you guys woofing about?
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Chandler stole a 20 from my purse!
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No!
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You know what?
Now that I think about it...
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...I constantly find myself
without 20s, and you...
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...always have lots.
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You should've seen the look on her face.
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I don't want Rachel to hate me.
I don't know what to do.
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- You want my advice?
- Yes. Please.
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- You're not gonna like it.
- That's okay.
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You got married too fast.
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- That's not advice.
- I told you.
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I'm going to the bathroom.
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Man, if anyone asked me to give up
any of you, I don't think I could do it.
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Me neither.
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Maybe I could do it.
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- Hi.
CHANDLER: Hey.
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I know you guys heard about
the whole thing with me and Ross.
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But I've been obsessing about it all day
and would love not to talk about it.
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Uh, I don't know if this falls
under that category...
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...but, uh, Ross is right back there.
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- That's not Ross.
- Oh, no, not that guy.
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He does look like him, though.
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Okay. Ross is in the bathroom.
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Oh, my God. It's happening.
It's already started. I'm Kip.
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- What?
- Yeah, you're not Kip.
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Do you even know who Kip is?
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Who cares? You're Rachel.
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Who's Kip?
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Kip, my old roommate.
We all hung out together.
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- Oh, that poor bastard.
- Mm-hm.
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See? You told me the story.
He and Monica dated.
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They broke up,
they couldn't be in the same room.
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You all promised you'd stay his friend.
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And what happened? He got phased out.
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- You're not gonna be phased out.
- Well, of course I am.
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It won't happen to Ross. He's your
brother, your old college roommate.
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It was a matter of time
before someone had to leave the group.
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I always assumed Phoebe
would be the one to go.
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[GASPS]
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Honey, come on, you live far away,
you're not related.
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You lift right out.
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Hey.
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Hey, Mr. Bing.
241
00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:00,773
That, uh, hotel you stayed at called.
242
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:04,235
Said someone left an eyelash curler
in your room.
243
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,823
Yes, that was mine.
244
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:13,119
I figured you hooked up with some girl
and she left it.
245
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:15,997
Yes, that would have made more sense.
246
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:20,043
You know, I don't even feel like
I know you anymore, man.
247
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:24,839
All right, uh, look, I'm just gonna
ask you this one time, all right?
248
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,592
And whatever you say,
I'll believe you.
249
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:31,471
Were you or were you not...
250
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,097
...on a gay cruise?
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Phoebe.
252
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:55,078
I'm sorry about
the whole lifting-out thing.
253
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,040
You gotta come with me.
254
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,833
- Come where?
- Wherever I go.
255
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:04,420
Come on, you and me, we'll start
a new group. We're the best ones.
256
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,594
Okay, but try to get Joey too.
257
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:17,767
Pheebs, do you mind
if I speak to Rachel alone for a sec?
258
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:20,019
Oh, sure, yeah.
259
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:23,398
Bye, Ross.
260
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,775
[WHISPERS]
Forever.
261
00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:30,238
RACHEL: Ahem.
- Hi.
262
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,489
Hi.
263
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:34,617
What are you doing here?
Isn't this against the rules?
264
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,454
I talked to Monica.
265
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,793
Look, I'm the one who made the choice.
266
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,796
I'm the one who's making things change.
267
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:50,341
So I should be the one to,
you know, step back.
268
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,594
- Oh, Ross...
- No, no, it's okay. Really.
269
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:56,556
Plenty of people just see
their sisters at Thanksgiving...
270
00:16:56,724 --> 00:17:00,601
...and just see their college roommates
at reunions...
271
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:03,855
...and just see Joey at Burger King.
272
00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:09,902
So is that better?
273
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,992
No, it's not better.
274
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,037
I still don't get to see you.
275
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:25,293
Well, what would you do, Rach?
If you were me, what would you do?
276
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,298
[SIGHS]
277
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,384
Well...
278
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,138
...for starters, I would have said
the right name at my wedding.
279
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,516
[CHUCKLES]
280
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:46,147
I can't believe this is happening.
281
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,611
I know.
282
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,906
I am so sorry.
283
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,326
I know that too.
284
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,418
Ahem. Hey, Rach?
285
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:12,048
Sorry to interrupt, but, uh, Phoebe said
you wanted to talk to me about a trip.
286
00:18:17,554 --> 00:18:20,723
- Hey.
- Hi.
287
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,601
I just came over to drop off...
288
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,520
...nothing.
289
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,109
So that weekend kind of sucked, huh?
290
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:33,111
Yeah, it did.
291
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,905
So I guess this is over?
292
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:39,867
- What?
- Well, you know, you and me.
293
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,744
I mean, it had to end sometime.
294
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,247
Why exactly?
295
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:46,833
Because of the weekend. We had a fight.
296
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,502
Chandler, that's crazy.
297
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:53,089
Ha, ha. If you give up every time
you have a fight with someone...
298
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,050
...you'd never be with anyone
longer than...
299
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,512
Oh.
300
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,517
So this isn't over?
301
00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:06,352
[CHUCKLES]
302
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,563
You are so cute!
303
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,651
No, no. It was a fight.
304
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:18,156
You deal with it and you move on.
It's nothing to freak out about.
305
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,826
- Really? Okay, great.
- Heh.
306
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:24,996
Aw. Welcome to an adult relationship.
307
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,251
We're in a relationship?
308
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:36,507
- I'm afraid so.
- Okay.
309
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,598
- Hey.
- Hey.
310
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:47,143
Oh, hey, Monica, I heard you saw
Donald Trump at your convention.
311
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,395
Yeah, saw him waiting for an elevator.
312
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:55,234
Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler?
I lost mine.
313
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:57,361
Yeah, it's in the bathroom.
314
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,951
Oh! Oh!
315
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,120
- Joey, can I talk to you for a second?
- Ooh, oh!
316
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,873
- Joey, I need to talk to you.
- Oh! Oh!
317
00:20:09,082 --> 00:20:11,000
Oh, oh, oh!
318
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,004
[YELLING]
319
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,255
[MUFFLED YELLING]
320
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,424
[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
321
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:23,221
Yes.
322
00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:27,183
You? And you?
323
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,353
Yes, but you cannot tell anyone.
No one knows.
324
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,355
But how? When?
325
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:35,233
- It happened in London.
- In London!
326
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,401
[GIBBERS]
327
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:41,697
The reason we didn't tell anyone was
we didn't wanna make a big deal out of it.
328
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:45,576
But it is a big deal!
I have to tell someone!
329
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:48,287
No, no, no. You can't.
330
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:51,624
Please, please. We just don't wanna
deal with telling everyone.
331
00:20:51,792 --> 00:20:54,126
Please, just promise you won't tell.
332
00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,840
All right.
333
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:03,344
Man, this is unbelievable!
334
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:06,514
I mean, it's great! But...
335
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,059
- I know. It's great! Ha, ha.
- Ha, ha.
336
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,937
Oh, I don't wanna see that!
337
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:18,109
We're so stupid.
338
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:21,696
Do you know what's going on in there?
They're trying to take Joey.
339
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:32,331
"The most popular Phoebe in tennis
is called the overhand Phoebe. Heh.
340
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:35,876
If you win, you must slap your opponent
on the Phoebe and say, 'Hi, Phoebe!"'
341
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:37,503
[CHUCKLES]
342
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:40,881
Oh, that's cute.
We really all enjoyed it.
343
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,134
- But you know it doesn't count.
- For what?
344
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:47,346
Just count in our heads as good Mad Libs.
345
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,349
CHANDLER: I guess fun time's over.
JOEY: Yeah, I'm done.
346
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:52,977
Wait, guys, if we follow the rules...
347
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,521
...it's still fun and it means something.
348
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,023
CHANDLER:
I'm gonna take off.
349
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,442
Guys, rules are good!
350
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:01,402
Rules help control the fun.
351
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:02,695
[DOOR CLOSES]
352
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,322
Oh!
353
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,327
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