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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hi. Yeah, hi. I'm, um, Phoebe Buffay
and I have babies coming out.
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Okay.
Have you started having contractions?
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Not yet. Um, I heard they really hurt.
Do they?
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- Well...
- Oh, my God.
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Which of you is the father?
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None of them are.
The father is my brother.
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Okay.
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I'll miss watching you
freak people out like that.
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JOEY:
Pheebs...
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This is for the babies
to look at someday.
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Do you want to say anything
before it starts?
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Okay. Um...
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Hi, kids! Um, it's me, Aunt Phoebe.
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Can't wait to see you.
Please don't hurt me.
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What took you so long?
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Your cab left when ours did.
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We went back because
I forgot my jacket.
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You're not wearing one.
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Oh, man! I did it again!
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Someone has to call
Frank and Alice.
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My mom might...
What are you doing?
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I've got to get the before shot.
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We spoke to the nurse.
The reason your doctor is late...
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...is because, uh, she's not coming.
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- What?
- She hit her head in the shower.
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Oh, my God. She's so stupid!
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Pheebs, it's going to be okay.
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I don't see three kids
coming out of your vagina.
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Listen. The nurse said
the doctor is wonderful.
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He's head of the department.
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All right. Ooh. Oh, dear God, save me.
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I'm having my first contraction.
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- Oh, it's not bad.
CHANDLER: Okay.
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And so the miracle of birth begins.
And I...
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[YELLS]
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You okay?
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Something hurts.
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Ooh, it's sympathy pains.
Oh, that's so sweet.
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I didn't know I cared that much.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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I'm Dr. Harad.
I'll be delivering your babies.
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You'll be in good hands.
I've been doing this a long time.
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I'll be back to do your internal.
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Just relax, everything looks great.
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And also, I love Fonzie.
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Did he just say he loves Fonzie?
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That's what it sounded like.
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All right.
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ALL:
Hey!
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Am I late?
Nobody came out yet, right?
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No, we haven't started yet.
Where's Alice?
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Uh, Delaware. Until she gets here,
I'll be your coach.
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Don't worry. She told me
about the LaMazda stuff.
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If you get the babies out
by month's end...
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...you get two percent financing.
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Yeah.
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Monica, you're going to be
very proud of me.
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I just got us dates with two
unbelievably cute nurses.
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Oh, my.
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They're male nurses.
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Heh, heh. Not in my head.
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They want to take us out Saturday night.
What do you say?
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Um...
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- I don't think so.
- What?
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What are you talking about?
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You've been telling me to
get over Ross and move on.
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I'm moving on and so are you.
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Why don't you want to go?
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Um...
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Why don't you give me
a good reason...
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...and I'll tell you if it's true.
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- What?
- Harder than it sounds, isn't it?
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You're coming.
And when they get off...
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...we'll go get some Jello with them.
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Yep. There's always room for Jello.
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How do you make that dirty?
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It's easy.
I can do it with anything.
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Grandma's chicken salad...
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Ross!
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Get a shot of this.
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Hey, babies, these are the headlines
when you were born.
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Now girl baby, turn away.
And boy babies...
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...check it out.
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This is what naked women
looked like when you were born.
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Now let's dive into the good stuff.
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Okay, I'm having another one.
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This one doesn't hurt eith...
Ooh, yes, it does! Ow.
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Ow, ow, ow!
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Ooh.
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Ooh, I was kind of hoping that was it.
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Where are Monica and Rachel, anyway?
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A couple of nurses asked them out.
Maybe they're with them.
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Really? Male nurses?
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Yeah, I was bummed too.
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So they're going on dates?
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- When?
- I think Saturday.
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[YELLS]
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- What's with him?
- Um, sympathy pains.
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It was sweet at first, but now I think
he's trying to steal my thunder.
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Okay.
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Let's see what we got here.
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Oh, you know, Fonzie dated triplets.
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This Fonzie person you
keep referring to...
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...is that another doctor?
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Oh, no, no.
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Fonzie is the nickname of
Arthur Fonzerelli.
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The Fonz.
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All right.
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Soon.
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It's not that weird, is it?
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It's very weird.
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I don't want some guy down there
telling me I'm "dilated-a-mundo."
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He doesn't seem to be
impersonating Fonzie...
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What are you doing?
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Why are you defending him?
Just get me another doctor...
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...who isn't crazy
and doesn't Fonzie!
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- Again, it's not...
- Aah! Aah!
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Hey, there you are.
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Um, there's something you should know.
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Is this about you dating the nurse?
Joey told me.
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I am so fine.
You and I, we're just, nothing.
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Just goofing around.
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Um, I was about to tell you
I was getting out of it.
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But, um, if we're just "goofing around,"
maybe I will go out with him.
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Fine. Maybe I will too.
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Hey! Look what I found
in the gift shop...
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Oh. Get up! Get up! Get up!
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Okay, Pheebs?
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This is Dr. Oberman.
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He has no strong feelings
about Fonzie...
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...or any of the Happy Days gang.
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You're going into what grade?
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I'm actually a first-year resident.
I graduated early.
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Uh-huh. Me too.
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Ross, I should have specified
I'd need a grown-up doctor.
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Really, I'm fully qualified...
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Shh, Doogie. Shh.
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Doesn't anybody understand that
I'm going to be having babies soon? Huh?
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Go, little boy! Go!
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Oh, cool. You made him cry!
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Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid
you've got kidney stones.
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Uh, well, what else could it be?
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It's kidney stones.
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Or...
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Kidney stones.
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You're getting there.
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These babies are very, very lucky.
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They are? Why?
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They'll be born
on the Fonz's half-birthday.
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Happy birthday.
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Just to clarify.
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I'm not Fonzie.
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Yeah.
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It's a terrific thing that you're having
these babies for Frank and Alice.
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- I know, it is.
- Yeah.
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- Can I tell you a secret?
- Yeah.
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I want to keep one.
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Oh, I'm going to be on the news.
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You've gotta be kidding.
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You know you can't keep
one of these babies.
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Maybe I can. You don't know.
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I do. Frank and Alice will
want to keep all their children.
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Maybe not. You know?
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Three babies are a handful.
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Maybe they'll want to unload one.
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I hate to miss an opportunity
because I didn't ask.
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Phoebe, no. This is insane.
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Just ask him.
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What? Me?
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I can't ask him!
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Do you know how inappropriate
that would be?
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All I'm saying is, just talk to Frank.
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Just feel him out.
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No. I will not ask Frank
to give you one of his kids.
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You're right.
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Tell him it's for you.
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Feeling better, sweetie?
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Maybe a little.
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Wish you hadn't seen me throw up.
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Me too.
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Hey. I just heard. What's up?
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Kidney stones.
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Ordinarily, we try to break
the stones up with shock waves.
185
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But they're too close to the bladder.
186
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Either we wait for you to pass them
or else go up the urethra...
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Whoa!
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No, no, no.
Nothing is going "up," okay?
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"Up" is not an option.
What's a urethra?
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[MONICA WHISPERS INAUDIBLY]
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Are you crazy?
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Did you ask him?
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No, I haven't had a chance yet.
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I'm kind of on a clock here.
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[DOCTOR LAUGHS]
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Oh, Fonzie.
197
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You know who I always liked? Mork.
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Undo it. Undo it. Undo it.
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Fonzie met Mork.
200
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Mork froze Fonzie.
201
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Yeah...
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Yes...
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...but Fonzie was already cool.
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So he wasn't hurt. Right?
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Yeah, that's right.
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How you doing?
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Okay. Doctor says any minute now.
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You know, Alice is going
to be here so soon.
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You couldn't just do me a favor
and, like, hold them in?
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Sorry, I'm in the middle
of the last favor you asked me to do.
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DAN: Hey, Rachel.
RACHEL: Hi!
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This is Dan, one of the guys
we're going out with on Saturday.
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Dan, Monica.
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Nice to meet you.
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Hello, Dan.
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I'm really looking forward
to Saturday night. Really! Really!
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So Dan...
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Nurse, not a doctor, huh?
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Kind of girlie, isn't it?
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- Chandler.
- That's okay.
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I'm doing this to
get through medical school.
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Oh.
223
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And it didn't feel "girlie"
during the Gulf War.
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Sure.
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Thanks for doing that for us,
by the way.
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Why wait till Saturday?
Are you free tomorrow?
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Sure.
I'll get somebody to cover me.
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Aw, great.
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Hey, you and me, Saturday night?
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- No.
- All right, very good!
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This is a big one.
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[GRUNTS]
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Unh! Get these things out of me!
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Breathe! Breathe through the pain.
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I want the drugs, Ross!
236
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I do too! I do too!
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[ROSS & JOEY YELLING]
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Yeah, I love you. Okay, bye.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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That was Alice's mom.
Alice left five hours ago.
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She should be here.
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She'll make it on time.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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So Frank...
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Three babies.
Whoo, that just seems like a lot, huh?
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Not to me.
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Fair enough.
248
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You're at 10 centimeters.
Time to start having babies.
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I want only the father here.
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- We love you.
- Good luck.
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- Bye, Dan!
- Uh, bye, Monica.
252
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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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I need a clamp, a sterile towel
and Channel 31.
254
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What is that?
255
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,399
["HAPPY DAYS" THEME SONG
PLAYING ON TV]
256
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:04,652
Oh, my God!
257
00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:08,239
Oh, no, no! It's a good one.
Fonzie plays the bongos.
258
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:11,492
Ready? Time to try pushing.
259
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,578
Ready? Time to try peeing.
260
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:22,086
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
It's almost time to try peeing.
261
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:26,424
DOCTOR:
Push. Concentrate on pushing.
262
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,301
I see the head.
263
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,345
Yes, it is a head!
264
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,348
Keep pushing. Come on.
265
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:35,892
I can't believe somebody's coming out!
266
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,478
There's somebody coming out of you!
267
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,229
It's my son!
268
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:41,856
DOCTOR:
All right.
269
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,274
[BABY CRYING]
270
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,485
Here's your first baby.
271
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,697
Yes!
272
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,699
Yes! We got a baby boy!
273
00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:55,536
Frank Junior, Junior!
274
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,455
How does he look?
275
00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,040
So gross!
276
00:16:02,544 --> 00:16:04,504
Okay. You ready to push again?
277
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,048
I already had a baby. Leave me alone.
278
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:10,593
Come on, you can do it.
You can do it.
279
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:12,929
[PHOEBE AND FRANK GRUNTING]
280
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,769
Yeah!
281
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:23,106
Little Leslie's here!
We got another one!
282
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,485
Oh, my God! I can't believe
I have two children.
283
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,405
How scary is that?
284
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:38,579
Come on, little Chandler,
it's time to be born.
285
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,541
He's coming! Yes, he's coming!
286
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,459
[CRYING]
287
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,922
Hey, where's his thing?
288
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,678
Chandler's a girl!
289
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,141
Oh, God. Kindergarten flashback.
290
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:03,146
They read the sonogram wrong,
because they thought it was a boy.
291
00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,440
But Chandler's a girl! Chandler's a girl!
292
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:07,316
Okay, keep saying it.
293
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:11,779
- Am I too late?
- No, no. Everything's okay.
294
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,407
There's 30 fingers and 30 toes.
295
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,075
We have our babies?
296
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,452
Yeah.
297
00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:19,579
We have our babies.
298
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:36,095
Oh, my God.
299
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,722
You did it, man.
300
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,892
Would you like to see them?
301
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,522
They're so small.
302
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,907
- I'll call you tomorrow.
- Great.
303
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:03,206
Are you really going to date
that nurse man?
304
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,417
You and I are just "goofing around."
305
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,253
I thought, why not
"goof around" with him?
306
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:16,344
I don't know if you've looked up
"goofing around" in the dictionary.
307
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,221
Well, I have...
308
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:22,183
...and the technical definition is:
309
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:26,729
"Two friends who care a lot
about each other...
310
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,274
...and have amazing sex...
311
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:36,405
...and just want to spend
more time together."
312
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:41,327
But if you have this new
dictionary that gets you mad at me...
313
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:44,247
...then we have to get you
my original dictionary.
314
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,793
I am so bad at this.
315
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,256
- You're better than you think you are.
- Really?
316
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,924
Okay. So if...
317
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:58,261
- Know when to stop.
- I sensed that I should stop.
318
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:01,931
- So we're okay?
- Yeah.
319
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,934
I'm gonna go tell Dan that
it's not going to happen.
320
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,356
- Don't do the dance.
- Right.
321
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,737
You're my favorite.
322
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,949
- Which one do you have?
- I don't care.
323
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:22,660
Hi.
324
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,203
Hey.
325
00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:28,082
Frank and Alice want me to tell you
they're making phone calls.
326
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,627
Did you talk to them
about, you know...
327
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:35,256
Yeah, um...
328
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:37,925
No, honey.
329
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,261
Oh, okay.
330
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,140
It was a long shot.
331
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:50,605
You guys? Can I just have
a second alone with the babies?
332
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,523
ALL:
Yeah.
333
00:20:13,587 --> 00:20:15,630
So here you are.
334
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:20,426
Seems like yesterday I was talking
to you in that petri dish.
335
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:29,477
Everyone said labor
was the hardest thing.
336
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:31,687
But they were wrong. This is.
337
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:38,152
Well, I had the most fun with you guys.
338
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:42,531
I wish I could take you home
and see you every day.
339
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:48,579
I'll settle for being your favorite aunt.
340
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:54,001
I know Alice's sister has a pool,
but you lived in me.
341
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,509
Okay, so we're cool.
342
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,637
We're going to be great.
343
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,556
Little high-fives.
344
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,725
Aah, aah, aah.
345
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:20,278
Well, if you're going to cry...
346
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:39,797
Phoebe, we are so proud of you.
You're amazing!
347
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,132
I know.
348
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,177
Does it hurt as bad as they say?
349
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,471
You won't be able to take it.
350
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:52,685
Now that little Chandler is a girl,
what'll they name her?
351
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,437
They'll call her Chandler.
352
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:58,232
Kind of a masculine name,
don't you think?
353
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:00,901
It works on you.
354
00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:09,160
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