Original subtitles

Presented by Poibos and Mnet Media

Produced by Culture Cap Media and Mnet Media

Distributed by Lotte Entertainment

KIM Soo-mi LIM Chae-mu

YOO Jin HA Suk-jin

YOON Da-hoon AHN Yun-hong

Producer CHOl Soon-sik, CHOl Kwang-ho

Co-producer PARK Gwang-won

Planning KIM Gwang-su

Cinematographer LEE Ki-won Lighting KIM Yoo-shin

What a beautiful day!

How much farther do we have to go?

Be patient, honey.

You won't get to feel like flying that easily.

Feel like flying?

Yes, baby.

I'll make you feel like flying in the sky!

Director KIM Sung-wook

Alright! Let's go quickly!

Unstoppable Marriage

Mommy... mommy.

How do you like flying in the sky!

Isn't it awesome!

My greatest project in life,

Grace Golf course!

You'll see.

This will be the best luxurious golf course ever!

Right?

Yes, ma'am.

What the hell is that?

How dare they fly across my land!

Get lost!

Mommy!

Did you come for tea in the mountains?

You're pretty but you tend to dress for the wrong occasions.

Anyway, did you buy up all the land?

Ah, that is...

All except for the land by the tree and the tomb way over there.

The owner won't sell for the life of him.

What? He'd rather die than sell it?

Is he insane!

He wants a fight with me?

Give me his number!

He can't be reached. I think he went into hiding.

What? Then I'll find him and slap some sense into him!

- He's a man, right? - Yes.

He just dug his own grave!

Whoa, it's slippery here, bro.

Someone must be talking about me. I got shivers down my back.

Don't say that near a tomb.

That's scary.

Hey, bro. Why'd you change your cell phone number?

Some crazy bastard was hassling me to sell this land.

What? We should be thankful!

Sell it and build something in Seoul.

Ow, my stomach.

I have to go badly... Here it is. But it's too dry...

Help me! Sir! Let me down!

Mommy!

Stop! Let me down!

Damn it!

You're a woman?

That explains the bad driving.

I'll sue you for attempted murder!

Shit!

Why you little!

What?

You freak!

I have acrophobia...

You touched by breasts!

No one's touched them, you freak!

No...

It's not my fault! You came on to me!

come on, take me with you.

Name your price!

$100?

Fine, I'll give you $1000.

Do you know where you're going anyway?

My shoes are all scratched!

What?

No problem.

Okay.

Thank you.

Bye.

I can never understand Andrew for some reason.

You need more work on listening mom.

10 years of studying didn't do much.

Shut up!

Why'd you send your car back?

Mr. Kim when we get back call Andrew and get his email.

Yes, ma'am.

Tell me the truth. Is my English that bad?

Of course not.

It's not like I'll give a speech at UN or something.

A speech wouldn't be a problem.

You sucked up too much there.

- Dad! You pulled it again! - Not again...

Let's go inside, dad.

You always pull your arm on that move.

The bag that chick's holding,

it's the Louis Vuitton Special, right?

Yeah, remember that model

and have it ordered from France.

I'll order the matching shoes, too!

Stop shinning his shoes. Let the maid do it.

Shut up!

I won't let anyone else do this.

There's my Dr. Hwang in his Gucci style today.

At your service, my prince!

Nice choice, mom.

I love you.

Me, too.

- See you mom. - Bye.

I feel like I'm overdoing it.

It started as a hobby but now takes up most of my time.

I put this building on sale for cheap

but no one will buy in the bad economy.

With all that land and building,

you must be so happy Mrs. Shim.

- And your son is... - I guess...

Who needs a husband,

when you're this successful?

Yes, it's better than having a husband

who cheats on his wife all the time.

Mr. choi? It's me.

You know the building you asked me to take a look at?

I think it'd be better to look somewhere else.

- There's more... - The catch is not good here.

Sure it is, bro! Look!

Just look at those legs!

I've never seen anything like 'em...

He brought back a $20,000 tiger fur coat this time.

Quite the unfortunate face...

She's sure to chase away any luck that comes her way.

Oh my god.

What the hell is that wretched old man looking at?

Ruining the mood at my shop...

I want something simple.

As big as KIM Hae-su...

As voluptuous as HAN chae-young

and as firm as LEE Hyo-li.

And I want it to be natural looking. Natural!

N, A, T, E,

I got it ma'am. Natural.

I'll just put 300 ml in each breast

and make it just the way you want.

300 each? 600 in total? My car's engine is 800 ml.

I guess it'll be like carrying around a car's engine then.

Mommy.

There's a problem...

You wet your pants, didn't you!

I knew it

when you gulped down that big thing of water!

You're 7 years old! I can't believe you!

Did you collect the salt for peeing your pants?

How can you go around peeing your pants like that!

When will you ever grow up!

Stop it!

Who wets his pants because he wants to!

It came out automatically!

Blue Corner Workshop

Where the hell is it!

It looks just like him.

I knew it.

A doll maker for a paragliding instructor...

I didn't even know and risked my life

What's this world coming to.

What brings you here pants-wetting jerk?

Get that away.

I kept my promise so don't send any more stupid pictures!

Take it back! I don't want it.

It's your pay for guiding me back down the mountain.

All the more reason why I can't take it.

Take it.

Looks like you could use the money.

Fine, here's the deal.

Register as a student here at my shop.

- A student? - That's right.

As you said, I could use more students and more money.

I can't do this.

And I can't take anything for free.

So sign on for a year.

I'll fill out the form for you.

Name?

I, HWANG Ki-baek, don't do things like this!

HWANG Ki-baek.

I already have your number...

Address, please.

I'm not doing it!

chungdam-dong 75-1 Kangnam-gu, Seoul.

I'm not doing it!

It'd be an honor to meet their daughter.

But our Dr. Hwang is so busy these days I don't know...

Yes, I'll be in touch.

The bitch! The nerve of that bitch!

Trying to set my son up with a worn-out old battery!

I can't right now.

I said, I'm busy.

I set up everything.

Just come by and see, man.

You'll regret it if you don't come.

I'll finish up and go.

Which waiter? PARK Ji-sung?

Okay, I got it.

See 'ya later.

Is this a joke to you?

You're not going home until you finish this right!

You want a fight!

PARK Eun-ho

Fine! Let's see who's the first to shit blood!

Burn baby burn...

What's wrong?

My foot feels hot all of a sudden.

You usually have cold hands and feet.

Stop. Maybe you're tired.

You probably won't be able to sleep

without your usual massage.

Silly kid...

I'm home, big brother.

come in.

I have returned.

You're a little late.

I was distressed about the bad economy

and lost track of time.

Nonsense.

So how many did you sell today?

I sold one on credit this morning

then rested the whole day.

Just say you sold nothing.

Okay.

If you flip this around,

this will be the back of the hand.

But some glue on the paper beside it.

And press it down like this to make the fingers.

And you'll get a pretty hand like this.

- By the way... - Yes?

Where's Ki-baek these days?

I hope there's nothing wrong...

What?

I'm worried about him.

It was a lot more fun with him here.

The other ladies don't want to come 'cuz he's not around anymore.

Why don't you try giving him a call?

- I can do it for you. - I'll call him.

- What are you doing! - Let me call him.

- My phone's the best. - No way! I'm calling him!

- I pressed the numbers! - You crazy!

Paper girl Park

Well, if it isn't my teacher!

Paper girl Park!

Why don't you answer my calls?

You've missed so many classes!

How kind of you to check in on me.

I'm so sorry but I'm a little tied up right now.

can you come here for a lesson?

I'll pay you double.

Fine, where are you?

Yes! She took the bait!

- cheers! - cheers!

Start the wave starting with Ji-eun.

- Here we go. - Alright.

You're a good drinker.

- I know someone in there. - I told you to wait outside!

What? You called in a driver already?

You somehow managed to get in, huh?

Where are the standards here?

Don't they screen who gets in or not?

What the hell are you doing?

- You told me to come for your lesson. - What's that?

And where did she get her clothes?

Maybe she's Ki-baek's stalker.

Maybe she's on him for a bad breastjob he did or something.

What the hell!

You think I'd do a job like that?

Excuse me, I can hear everything you're saying.

I'm not Ki-baek's stalker or a former patient.

My name's PARK Eun-ho.

I teach him how to make paper dolls.

What? Dolls?

You play with dolls, man?

Where's your dick, man?

It all started when he came paragliding...

- Hey! Hey! - Then what?

Don't say anything.

Ki-baek was so scared he wet...

- Let's go dance. - You wet your pants?

- You don't like to dance. - I do now.

Let's go.

- I'm so sorry! - What the hell...

I'm sorry. Are you okay?

Do you have your eyes in your butt or something, country girl?

What did you say?

Shabby looking bitch comes in and ruins my style.

Shitty luck.

What did you say? Shabby bitch?

That's right!

Look how you're dressed compared to the rest of us!

What are you staring at me for, bitch?

You got a ping-pong for an eye or something?

So what if I do! You miserable bastard!

Shit...

Do something!

- Ki-baek? - Why did you push me...

Ki-baek.

Ki-baek!

Ki-baek!

Let me come with you.

Are you speedwalking?

What woman walks so fast?

Who asked you to follow me?

You should be thankful.

I don't send women back home alone at nights.

Thanks but no thanks.

We're here so go back.

Is that you, Eun-ho?

Hurry up and go!

My dad might see you.

- Hurry! Go! - Eun-ho?

Eun-ho...

Hi, daddy.

No, dad. He's just a...

You!

come inside!

One more bow, sir?

I have years to go before I'm dead.

Oh, right.

1 bow for greetings. 2 bows at memorial services.

How long has it been?

What, sir?

Since you two met.

I can't say exactly when, sir.

But it's been a while.

You forgot my chopsticks and glass. I brought 'em.

Here.

I don't drink so-ju...

There's whisky.

What is your name?

HWANG Ki-baek, sir.

Drink up.

Hwang... Are you a sinitic?

No, I'm a christian.

We're Buddhists.

- He asked about your family name. - Hwang?

It means King.

Forget it. Just drink.

- cheers. - Sure.

What do you do for a living?

I run a private hospital. I'm a doctor.

Good. Healing the sick is

a very respectable profession.

So, as a doctor, any word on Eun-ho's condition?

Eun-ho's in perfect condition, bro.

Actually, it doesn't look too good, sir.

It'd be best for her to have surgery as soon as possible.

A surgery?

She'd be a big disappointment

for her future husband or boyfriend.

What are you talking about?

What's that?

Look here.

The length from here to here

is shorter than from here to here.

That means this one is slightly up

and this one slightly drooping.

He's right. This one's drooping.

Uncle!

He has a good eye. They are unbalanced.

- You can see it better from the side. - Please!

In sum, your daughter's breasts are lopsided.

Why you!

I need to go pee, where's the bathroom?

How dare you!

come here you!

How dare you talk of my daughter that way!

Not on the same spot...

- You rotten bastard! - The ink stone is okay.

Shit.

You should've gone when you had the chance.

Stop chafing.

You're lucky I didn't sue you!

Go on! Try me!

What parent would stand someone talking

about his daughter's breasts!

Parents? Good idea.

You have your dad.

I have my mom at home!

Mommy.

My dear Dr. Hwang.

Where are you this time of night?

What? Did you say girlfriend?

Just got out from meeting her dad.

Yup. She's with me right now.

Of course I'll introduce her to you.

How about tomorrow?

You two decide. Hold on, I'll put her on.

Are you insane?

Now, it's your turn to meet my mom!

Ah... Hello?

Are you really Dr. Hwang's girlfriend?

Great.

A new girl again?

Who is she?

Shut up! She'll hear you.

- I can't wait to meet you. - Where does she live?

How's noon tomorrow? Good.

She doesn't sound like a bimbo this time.

Hello?

It's set for tomorrow?

Make sure you dress up.

Mom hates anything that looks cornpone.

Are you insane! Why should I go?

I'm not the one who set the date.

You did!

See 'ya tomorrow.

I'm not going! Never!

How can you get so lost!

Turn left at the hospital and turn right at the first street.

Damn it.

- Stupid cab driver. - Thank you.

can't you follow directions?

Are you an insurance broker?

15,000 disorders covered in one call.

If you don't hurry, you'll get lost.

Did you knock her up?

No. Just be mean to her, sis.

Hello.

What a pretty little lady. come in.

Okay...

You're a little young. Been to places like this often?

No, it's my first time.

You'll have to do for now.

I called on short notice.

Go get changed and help our maid in the kitchen.

Mom, this is her.

Oh my god.

My name is PARK Eun-ho.

Ah, excuse me.

Are you by any chance an insurance broker?

No, I run a workshop that makes dolls out of paper mulberry.

Mulberry? I'm sorry.

I don't know the commoner's way of life.

So you make paper dolls and supply

them to street markets, is that it?

You mean you deliver the goods yourself?

Oh my...

But she's still a cEO.

No, I make Korean traditional dolls...

What do your parents do?

Mom passed away when I was young.

Dad studies divination on topography.

You mean... like a fortune-teller?

No, it's a Korean traditional way of...

Just moment, please, please,

So...

because,

You know our Dr. Hwang is a doctor?

Of course. He already asked me seriously to have a surgery.

He is a breast surgeon, right?

Why you little twerp!

How dare you mock my son!

You lured him to touch your breasts!

- How dare you! - I'm sorry.

Die, bitch! Die! You came on to him! Didn't you!

You're after the money, aren't you!

Let's do lunch.

You eat... so traditionally.

Too bad we don't have any Korean sauce.

Would you like more A1, instead?

I'm fine. It's really good this way.

Would you like to try one?

You go ahead and enjoy.

Mrs. Lee? could you bring us the wine

we brought from Paris?

What if her stomach hurts, not used to drinking

our water from the Alps?

Let's toast!

I apologize.

We drink wine at meals and talk in French

about the arts and culture.

Does that make you uncomfortable?

No, I'm okay.

Then let's toast again and drink.

Why? Don't you like it?

I like Korean raspberry wine.

This is a little strong for me.

People say that about chateau wines when they drink it for the first time.

For me, this brings back memories from the Seine River.

Me, too.

But I don't think this wine's from France.

cabernt sauvigon and shiraz...

wine of Australia.

This wine's Australian.

Ah, because...

Mrs. Lee! I told you to bring me the wine from Paris!

What? Australian wine will make you croak?

I didn't want to come empty handed. Here.

You eat them.

You didn't have to.

And you don't need to come to the shop anymore.

So we're even, right?

Take care.

Ah...

That's the wrong way...

Ki-baek brought these baby tomatoes.

Baby tomatoes from France are the best!

I can taste the scent of the Seine River.

That girl had no appreciation for taste.

Right, mommy?

Right, baby.

The best fruit in the world comes

from the Pret Tarte farm in France.

Eun-ho brought that earlier.

Why are you telling us that now! You shit!

Get some water to gargle this out!

Me, too!

- Disgusting. - How gross!

- I knew it tasted funny. - Yeah!

Why didn't you tell me! You know I can't eat domestic!

What brings you here?

I never would've guessed, but it's very addictive.

What is?

Flying.

What's the secret to being unafraid?

Think the paraglide as wings attached to your body.

Then you can fly like the birds!

There's something else I got addicted to.

What's that?

You!

What is it?

It's nothing.

- come on. - It's nothing, really.

- Let me see. - No.

Give it to me.

Well... it's not done yet

so it looks a little awkward.

Mr. Kim! Mr. Kim!

Yes, ma'am.

You know what happens if we don't have the land

before Andrew comes next month?

Yes, ma'am.

I'll lose $50 million! Did you find out the number?

Yes, ma'am. The owner's not budging

but his brother is dying to sell it.

- Just give me his number. - Yes, ma'am.

Zero, one, zero.

Three, three, one.

- What's 4 in English? - Four, ma'am.

- Right, four. - 88...

Damn it. I should get rid cell phones.

Yes?

Hello? Is this Mr. PARK Ji-mahn?

Yes. Who's calling please?

This is SHIM Mar-nyun,

president of Grace Development.

I was wondering if we could meet.

No need to trouble yourself.

If you want to play golf, go live in the States.

Why dig up valuable land like some mole

in this small country of ours?

A mole? Did you just call me a mole?

You're the rotten crook!

Trying to scam more money off me!

How much do you want! Name your price!

I won't sell even if you give me double your entire fortune.

What! You rotten thief!

- Hysterical wench. - Rotten cancer to the economy!

Of course I know a little more about my brother than you.

Help us please, uncle.

No need to get too close just yet.

Do you need registered seals, by chance?

Huh?

We just got in some good ivory.

Want me to make you a seal?

Oh, there's no need for you to make me one, sir.

- Buy one. - Huh?

In that case, I'll take three. For my whole family.

I really like his cool personality.

Here.

One, two, three.

There are only two things that will win him over.

What's that?

First!

- Ink stone. - Ink stone?

Right! My dad loves collecting old ink stones.

And the second?

Let me ask you again.

How many workers do you have? come here for a second.

Three nurses and a consultant.

Good. I have good jujube tree seals right here.

There are exactly 4 of 'em. That'd be $400.

- Perfect. - I'll take 'em.

A big spender. I really like that.

- 4 for $400. - Right.

You go to class reunions, right son?

Uncle!

You scared me. Okay, forget the reunion.

The second is the marines!

So, you were in the marines?

Sir, yes sir!

Once a marine always a marine, sir!

So what's your term?

Ah... the marine's representative symbols are

ribbon, eagle, and star, sir!

No, I asked what term you were in.

We are the brave man of the...

Don't you know your term!

Term 1011 R.O.K.M.c. Sir!

Where were you located?

I... ah...

That's military secret, sir.

Oh, really?

You fool!

How dare you lie to me!

I'm sorry, sir.

But I speak the truth in loving your daughter.

Please, it's a gift from my heart.

This won't work on me!

We marines can't be bought!

Where'd you learn to do something so foolish!

- Sir! - Daddy!

Get lost! I don't want...

Wow, it's an ink stone!

Where did you get this, son?

You got a good eye, son.

This is very precious.

Very nice...

Sir, I forgot to take the price tag off.

It's okay. I'll get it.

- It was $3000. - Whoa!

I got it.

I got money coming.

You're home early.

A guest is coming...

Mom, Eun-ho's here.

Why's she here so often? come on in.

No, no, no, no!

Just moment! Just moment!

Wait! Not yet!

Get the cigarettes!

Eun-ho made this herself.

It helps with digestion.

It's the best fermented food our ancestors ever created.

The stench... Isn't that something commoners eat?

Yeah, how can you eat something like that?

It stinks.

How can you think of bringing that here?

But mom, you wanted to eat chung-gook-jahn before?

Who me?

When?

When we used to be poor...

Shut up!

We weren't poor! Dr. Hwang!

I'll never eat that in my life!

Throw it out!

Out!

Really, mom?

The families should meet, don't you think?

Good job mommy.

Stop it.

What's with you.

Mommy! Mommy!

I'll crush him like a bug. He'll wish he was never born.

You'll be sorry... I can't be beat.

You'll make you regret coming here.

What a beautiful daughter you have.

Why thank you, madam.

Eun-ho looks like she never dated anyone all her life.

On the other hand, my son is smart,

rich, has a greatjob, good-looking...

My head hurt from all the woman chasing after him.

But Eun-ho looks like she grew up quietly

without anything like that.

I really like that about her.

I like that Ki-baek has initiative and is sharp.

Well, his IQ is only 158.

I found that when he sets on something he goes at it

without regard for others.

Being exempted from military service,

I wonder where he gets the courage...

He's flatfooted.

I offered the army $1 million to take him anyway,

but they said no.

She makes paper dolls, right?

Who cares if you don't make money

and are at social status bottom.

Doing what other people laugh

at takes a lot of courage and heart.

He's a breast surgeon, right?

Who cares if he touches women's breasts and make 'em like cows.

He makes money.

That takes determination, too.

What flattering words...

None intended...

Bro!

Bro!

There you are. I'm sorry I'm late.

- What are you doing here? - It's a family affair.

Who might this be?

He is ah... my father's younger brother.

Nice to meet you. I am PARK Ji-roo from Insa-dong.

You're name is Ji-roo? How unique.

It's better than a name like Dick, isn't it?

Oh my god.

What do you do, uncle Ji-roo?

I contribute to the growth of Korean traditional sculpting arts.

I sculpt wood, crystals, ivory etc. with letters...

and put color on them...

So... you're a sculptor?

A sculptor? Well a subdivision of that.

- You engrave seals! - Yes, that's right.

I guessed right.

Smart and equally beautiful...

Well, slightly more beautiful.

Shut up!

So the whole family is working to keep

the Korean traditional arts? How nice.

But how can you keep food on the table like that?

I guess it's a family trait...

Looking so poor and common.

It's not easy to cover that up.

There's an old saying, 'Make money like a dog and use it like a prince!'

If you spend money like a dog,

how can you call yourself a human!

What?

Oh my god! Oh...

We cannot back down, now.

Of course not. I expected this.

Mom said to invite your family over to our house.

Really? Dad said the same thing.

- It somehow worries me. - Me, too.

Wear the slippers, sir.

Rotten folks with no appreciation for saving electricity...

Welcome to my house.

Probably didn't understand. Welcome.

Please, sit here.

My brother's here.

- Eun-ho! - Uncle Ji-roo?

This house is so big! Two football fields, I tell 'ya.

I must have hazelnut flavored coffee.

I can't drink anything else.

- Daddy? - What's wrong?

Are you okay?

Where might the bathroom be?

I knew you ate too much shark fin meat at dinner.

Go down that way to the intersection.

Turn right, go down 2m, then turn left.

The restroom is right there.

Wretched woman.

What is all this crap.

The woman put a tap on the toilet!

Stop!

Daddy!

Daddy!

- Hey, bro? - Sir?

- Please open up. - Are you okay, sir?

- Bro. - Dad!

Bro!

Oh, my god.

- Sir... - Dad...

Oh, My god.

Please forgive me for the other night.

You didn't need to invite me here because of that.

It's the least I could do.

Welcome to my humble abode.

It's a little more than humble.

I can't believe there are still houses like this in Seoul.

They're not redeveloping around here?

This is the best spot, geographically in all of Seoul.

Life forms take the land's force

and greatly flourish here.

Excuse me.

You mean like rats?

Rats multiplying in great numbers all around here?

How disgusting. I hate rats.

Mom, there aren't any rats these days.

Yes, dad. She was justjoking.

Rats? What house in Seoul has rats these days!

This house doesn't...

Hey, bro! Oh, we have guests...

I bought the rat poison.

This stuff tastes so good, the rats will be all over it.

- How disgusting! - You promised $50 if I get 100.

I only have 3 more to catch!

You liar!

Let's get out of here.

Eun-ho drew this christmas card.

And she knit this scarf for me.

This is the first carnation she made for me on father's day.

can you believe that an 8 year old made this?

She had hand for crafts ever since she was young.

Well, when Ki-baek was eight he used all

the allowance he saved up.

And sent me a $200 floral garland for mother's day.

Isn't that great? Big scaled, don't you think?

Yes?

I said I'm not going to sell that land!

How many times do I have to say it!

crazy bastard...

Do you have some land somewhere?

A small piece of land in Kangwon-do.

But some woman is going crazy wanting me to sell it to her.

I'm having problems on a land out there, too.

Really?

Some stupid old man is stopping me

from a $50 million project.

Shit...

It's hard to win people's hearts...

But I'm sure if you keep trying, he'll come around.

This is my land out there.

Oh, My god!

648-2 Pyung-nae-myun, am I right?

There is no way I'm selling that land!

And I won't give up my golf course!

I knew you were a vulgar snob.

I should've known you were that pesky old man!

I won't stand the son of rich a snob!

And I don't want the daughter of a pesky old con man!

What!

You heard me! You want some of this!

- Die by this fist? - Here's another one!

- Stop it. - come here, you.

I said stop. That tickles.

- No one will ever know. - Hold on!

That tickles, hon...

Of course we can.

Let's break them up.

Good idea.

Their blood is boiling hot.

Who has cold blood?

We must find a way to stop 'em.

How? When? By what means?

We must not let them be alone together.

After a close study,

I found the most dangerous place is...

where the forces unite in the optimum place

to bear best results.

There, the probability of them doing it is a lot higher.

Doing what?

The biggest problem comes when day turns to night there.

Where everything gets quiet

and there is nothing to interrupt...

That place is... the workshop.

They're here!

Eun-ho might hear you!

How can they hear us from here?

Oh, I forgot.

They must be on to us, already.

They're somehow communicating without having us hear them.

You didn't put up a mic?

Was I supposed to?

Shit!

can't you do anything right?

I raised her with all my heart for years.

I can tell what she's thinking.

And I can tell from just by looking

at the back of my son's head!

Oh, really? Let's see then.

Fine. Watch closely.

I asked you not to come here. What do you want, honey?

Then stop battin your eyes and flirting, baby.

You got it all wrong.

It doesn't match his mouth movements.

You're one to talk! You did it first, stupid!

By the way,

what made you buy a dress all of a sudden?

I had this for awhile.

Let's see what's under here, baby.

No, honey... Please don't.

But I can take it off for you...

You're looking good.

Aren't I?

You're so hot.

I'm burning up, baby.

But the skirt looks a little stiff.

It's my first time wearing it.

Really?

What color underwear are you wearing today?

I'm not wearing any.

I'm so embarrassed baby...

Oh my.

It's me.

The engraver?

The world is so gloomy.

I needed to take in some floral scents.

So I thought of coming to your shop.

You can let go of my hand, now.

I'll come by often.

You'll buy a membership?

I'm tired.

We can't go on a trip. My dad won't let me.

Don't worry. Just tell him

you're going to buy paper mulberry.

And we're adults. We don't need their permission.

My dad followed me on my class trip at college.

Don't worry. They won't want to follow us on a trip.

Dr. Hwang, keep your eyes on the road.

Safe Drive. You know!

They don't have any rooms left?

Just this one.

But there are two rooms inside. We should be okay.

I guess that'll do.

The parents can each have a room.

We'll take the living room.

I can't share the same blanket with my grown up daughter.

Here's an idea.

You and I can share a room.

Right. Why didn't I think...

Dr. Hwang! Dr. Hwang!

Let me take a picture of you.

Go back. Further. Further.

Daddy!

Why you...

I'm sorry, sir.

Andrew's coming to Korea next Monday?

Delay it for 2 more weeks!

Okay. Okay, oh shit!

This is not good.

Wow, you put all that on your face?

I only put on a few things when I'm traveling.

You broughtjust that?

This will do for me.

That's why you have turtle shell skin, girl.

Then will you give me a facial?

Excuse me, me, you massage what?

And I'll massage your body for you.

Please, just once?

Turn the lights off, lad.

Sleep here, together?

I'll take the floor...

Eun-ho needs to sleep in peace.

I'm very sensitive to the sound of opening doors

when I'm sleeping.

- Yes, sir. - Go to sleep.

This is my secret facial. It might hurt a little.

This is the refresh toner stage, to stabilize the skin.

Good absorption is important to the skin.

Oh, my god.

You poor thing. Your face is so tensed.

I'll soften this up for you.

Oh baby... good baby...

Oops, I forgot the nose.

Endure the pain and you'll be prettier.

Eight.

Are you doing okay?

Your muscles are so tensed.

I'll relax everyone one of 'em for you.

And nine!

A little more...

- That's good. - Is it over?

Now try moving.

Don't you feel refreshed?

Very Nice...

Daddy!

Are you okay?

Your kick got a lot better, Eun-ho.

commoners' play...

Shit.

Sir, can we stop and rest forjust 10 minutes?

60 minutes of hiking. 10 minutes rest.

It hasn't even been 30 minutes.

But this is hard work...

It feels way past 30 minutes.

Eun-ho likes strong, healthy men!

But you're not strong and healthy in mind, either.

Hurry up, sir.

What? Tired already?

Such a beautiful mountain.

This is like where we saw the outdoor opera in Rome,

don't you think?

Excuse me?

Are you okay?

Here, have some fruit.

Oh, my god!

Did you work at a bar?

cutting fruit like this in the mountain?

Why bother cutting it up nicely?

There aren't many courteous women like Eun-ho these days.

I can assure you, she'll make the best bride for any man.

Of course she would, sir.

Dr. Hwang, I'm thirsty. Where's my coke?

Here, drink this instead.

It's iced fruit punch.

No. No. No. No.

Give me my coke.

Sodas won't quench your thirst. Here, just try this.

I don't believe you!

Why, you don't like it?

Why aren't you giving any to my dear Dr. Hwang?

Yes, ma'am...

Not anyone can love.

Not anyone can love.

You don't know what love is.

You haven't loved in years.

You're the same!

By the flowing waters, we stand guard.

- We're not in the middle of a war. - We are the marines!

R.O.K.M.c

Fight, attack, destroy, and drink!

Daddy!

Sir! Oh no!

I pulled it out of the socket again.

Be careful with the marine.

Leaving me to carry everything!

I didn't come to take care of him!

Shit!

Are you okay, daddy?

I think it went back in.

What's with all the fuss?

Amazing! This feels good.

Thank you, lad.

It's habitual dislocation. It can come back out any time.

Thank you.

Aren't you apologizing for ruining the night?

She never stops yapping, huh?

I'm sorry I ruined your night.

Go out and get some fresh air.

Thank you, sir.

No. No. No. No,No. No. No,No!

Over my dead body!

It's just a few lousy minutes.

Let them go.

Go on...

What's the matter?!

You crazy?!

Head!

come back in 7 minutes.

You know what's the first thing

dad learned to do after mom died?

Brushing my hair like mom.

He still brushes my hair. Isn't that funny?

My mom shines my shoes for me every morning.

She says comfortable feet keeps the headaches away.

Eun-ho always said she'll marry a man just like me.

How did she ever meet Ki-baek with such low standards?

She doesn't know how to wear make-up or dress up.

Growing with me and her uncle...

If only my wife was alive...

But she still has great skin.

When I failed 3 times to become a specialist,

you know what mom did?

She brought home all the books on law at the bookstores.

If I can't become a doctor, then be a lawyer.

She said I can do anything.

I don't know why she had such a rash faith in me...

I couldn't let her down...

You wouldn't be where you are today if it wasn't for her faith in you.

That bastard...

He ran away with the bitch...

I was thrown into the streets with my two kids.

I did everything except murder in order to survive.

My poor Ki-baek...

I wanted him to keep his head up...

Though I had nothing to eat,

I'd make sure he got his beef soup.

Though I had holes in my shoes, I only let him wear Nike shoes.

I was beautiful in my 30s and had a row of men after me.

But I never laid eyes on them,

for my kids' sakes!

That's how I lived!

All your hard work and sacrifice amounted to a great son.

Isn't that enough?

Why does your mom hate me so much?

Why does your dad think I'm such an idiot?

Why can't we be together?

Let's go

and tell them that we were meant to be.

We'll do whatever it takes to get their blessings.

You can't betray me!

I'll kill you if you do!

They'll know to break up on their own by now.

Let's go.

- Don't betray me. - I won't.

- You can't... - They'll be back soon...

- You think they're still in the room? - Probably.

I should go...

I'm so drunk...

Daddy!

Mom?

What are you two doing?

Well... ah...

can't you tell?

Is this the real reason why you're against our marriage?

That's right! I stabbed you in the back!

So what!

No... we're...

Look here, you!

Sell the land over to me!

I start construction next month!

- I'm back. - Look, Ji-mahn...

Oh... Yes, I'm listening...

You're a dashing tiger...

I'm cats.

Oh, honey...

I wanna be a white cat.

White cat.

You want me to say it again?

I love you.

What the heck? Is she insane?

Look here, Mrs. Shim...

Yes, dear...

No matter what you do...

My love for you will never change.

From the bottom of my heart,

I love you.

Yes, I love you, too.

This is absolutely insane!

What are you talking about?

Like in dramas when in-laws fall in love and get married.

They become double in-laws, you know? That's insane!

You mean like the drama with KIM Ji-soo in it?

You know KIM Ji-soo?

- No, do you? - No.

But that's not what's important.

Not only us, but more importantly,

I can't look at poor Eun-ho these days.

Me, too... Poor Ki-baek.

We must do something!

Do what?

Listen.

Are you laughing at my plan?

No, my ears are ticklish...

Ever since I was young,

I'd rest my head on dad's shoulders.

His shoulder would always feel so warm...

No matter what, everything felt better

after resting on his shoulder.

But I never realized until now...

That dad might need a shoulder to lean on, too.

I don't think it's right to stop them from being happy.

But...

We'll still be family...

I hope you'll see me as your boyfriend's daughter

and not Ki-baek's girl.

Well... ah...

And I know that you didn't really like me.

It's just I thought you didn't really suit my son.

But I really liked you.

So, I'm glad.

This is not anything grand or expensive.

But I always wanted to give this to my mom if I had one.

Will you accept it?

Well, actually...

You two splitting up is not entirely my fault.

Your father hated Ki-baek so much...

Ouch, my foot's asleep.

What's wrong with my son!

Who likes their daughter's beau from the beginning?

Then why were you so bent on crushing my daughter?

I hate people who smile so purely.

I never grew up happy.

I could never laugh like that.

Eun-ho smiles so bright, so innocent...

I was jealous of that.

So you were the problem, not my Eun-ho!

If you raise your kid with just money,

he'll turn his back on you 'cuz of it!

My parents got rid of me 'cuz they had no money!

So I wanted my kids to have everything!

What's wrong with that!

Who are you to stand in my way!

Why don't you sell that land!

Truth is... Eun-ho's mother is buried there.

We promised that after Eun-ho got married

we'd build a house there...

And live happily ever after...

But she...

I can't sell that land!

If I do,

it'll be like letting go of my wife forever!

It's time you let her go and live your life!

You should let go of your son and let him live his life!

How long will you keep him under your wings!

How dare you tell me what to do!

Forget it! I don't want that land!

If I ever talk to you again, I'm not human!

That's fine by me!

Mom! Ki-baek is acting strange these days.

He gets up early, exercises,

and stopped drinking.

And he's not seeing any girls, at all!

It's about time you start smarten up like him!

What did I do?

Stop going around doing nothing but shopping!

You bought 3 bags yesterday, didn't you!

Why are you yelling at me for!

I've been too stubborn...

My dear...

I think it's about time I let you go...

What is that stench!

It smells like shit.

Mommy!

What are you eating?

Where's the maid?

You wench!

Shut up and go to sleep if you're drunk!

You mean it bro?

You're notjoking, right?

You'll really give me $10,000?

In about a week or so.

So think seriously about starting a business with that.

Thanks bro!

Take your hands off me!

I'm getting ready to go to Kangwon-do.

So close up early watch the house.

Why are you going there?

To meet Eun-ho's mom...

I should go and say goodbye...

What do you mean...

I'd better go.

consult with Ki-baek on the business plan or whatever...

But bro...

What the...

Ae-sook! Ae-sook!

- Ae-sook! Where are you! - I'm here.

- Why don't you answer your phone? - Where's my cell phone?

Sit down. I have something important to tell you.

Morning ma'am.

I think my brother is going to sell

his land to someone else!

What! Shit!

Why that rotten old man!

Why change your mind all of a sudden?

Did someone offer a pile of gold?

Why? Are you angry that I'm selling it to someone else?

This has nothing to do with you!

Mr. Kim! Go back!

- What? - Go in reverse!

Go! Go! Go!

You stubborn old man!

Listen to me for a change!

I won't ask for that land! So don't sell it!

You said your wife's buried there!

Stop, stop, stop!

Do you need money?

I'll give you all you need!

There are things in this world that can't be bought with money.

Fine! Do whatever you want!

You old stubborn hog!

If this was a western, I'd shoot you!

You'll live to regret this!

- Get in, ma'am. - Go away!

- Ma'am? - Get lost!

What?

He's withdrawing his investment?

What the hell are you talking about?

He's killing me!

Tell him I'll get that land within a week!

I donated $100,000 to nursing homes because of Andrew!

One hundred thousand dollars!

Grace Shim.

You disappoint me, to the end.

He says you disappoint him, ma'am.

If you think of it that way, you would not keep your promise

He's afraid you won't keep your promise

You should know

that way of thinking is one of the decisive factors

for canceling this contract.

He thinks that is a decisive factor

in canceling the contract.

Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

This is insane!

You wanna die!

Fuck you!

You crazy!

Andrew! Stop! Don't go!

I'm so sorry... Are you ok?!

- Andrew! - I'm sorry, sir.

Andrew!

Why are you here? I'm busy. Go back.

I just came to give you this.

I don't have time to play dolls with you!

Out! Go! Go! Go!

Oh beautiful.

What?! beautiful?!

May I take a closer look?

- May he take a look? - Of course.

This is really with only papers?

Is it all handcrafted work?

He asks if you made it all by hand.

Sure Of course.

She made it herself by hand with traditional Korean paper.

She made it with her own hands and papers.

Truly amazing!

Andrew collects dolls around the world as a hobby.

By the way.

it seems like it has a special story. Does it?

Is there a special story behind this?

No, no, no!

She made if for fun...

- Yes, there is. - There is?

Yes, there is.

If you don't mind could I hear the story?

Will you tell us the story?

Oh sure.

Tell him.

It's a story about a mother.

She lost her husband when she was young.

And lived with her two kids.

She struggled hard to make a living.

She was hungry and poor with no one

in the world to help her.

But she never gave up.

She did needle work

and housecleaning just like this doll for money.

She sacrificed herself to do whatever

she could for her young children.

Right. The fingertips of this figure are red and swollen.

He sees the fingertips are red and swollen.

But to say they are poor,

But to say they are poor...

There are many various dishes on the table.

He says the table is too full.

This is for her young son and daughter.

She always had beef soup for her kids...

But she would just eat leftover radish soup.

She did her best to help her son realize

his dream of becoming a doctor.

He eventually became a great doctor.

And because he knows his mom all too well...

His mother became

the most important person in the world to him...

To the point he'd even give up his love for...

What a lovely story!

Is this story of your mother?

He asks if this is your mother's story.

No, my mother passed away.

This is her story.

This is story about the person who is here.

Oh really?

I am so sorry.

I am so sorry.

He's sorry for misjudging you.

This is nothing much but it's Mrs. Shim gift from her heart.

Seriously?

Really?

Oh sure. Okay, okay...

I've never received such a beautiful gift.

He's never received such a great gift.

I'm so overwhelmed.

He's very happy.

Oh, thank you.

But how are you related to the artist?

What is your relation to the artist?

Oh... ah...

She is my future daughter-in-law.

Oh! Is that so?

I was very discourteous to Mrs. Shim.

He apologizes for being discourteous.

I will carefully reconsider withdrawing from the project.

He will reconsider withdrawing from the project.

No. I will wait for Mrs. Shim's project to proceed

no matter how it takes even if it takes 10 or 20 years.

Really?!

Really!

Oh my god!

Thank you!

Thank you, Thank you so much!

You're welcome.

I'm sorry about saying fuck you earlier.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry. Ha, ha, ha...

Traditional Korean wedding! No way!

You didn't hear a word I said...

Why waste all that money in renting a five star hotel!

No way! I won't back down on this one!

Not even if you sell me that land...

What is it?

Property Sale Transaction

Oh my...

Oh, my god!

I was going to give it you from the beginning.

I just wanted to see what you'd do...

Why would I sell that precious land to anyone but you.

Oh, I never realized how handsome you are 'till today!

Why didn't I notice it before?

You look like referee Moreno from World cup.

You cute old man.

You were playing me all this time!

You little prankster, you!

You two! Get away from each other!

You can't do this!

Why are you two holding hands?

Sorry mom. Itjust happened.

What happened?

This...

Oh! Shit! Shit! Oh! Shit! I'm going crazy!

Hey!

Are you insane!

But mom...

It's no use... We already...

There's a baby in here.

Oh, my...!

You'll have a cousin soon.

Ki-baek! It'll be your niece, too.

Don't worry, son.

Korean law allows for doubly related marriages.

You're too late this time, bro.

You fool!

Idiot!

We were just picking a date for their wedding!

What?

We already pulled that one long before you.

Mom! You mean...

So what if I lied...

Oh, what the hell...

Happy Shit!

Shit. Shit. Shit.

All together. Shit! Shit! Funky Shit!

Funky Shit!

Funky Shit! Ye! Ye!

Shit, Shit, Shit. Ye!

Groom: HWANG Ki-baek Bride: PARK Eun-ho

You're from the shop...

Thank you for coming.

Thank you, this way.

- Where are they? - Don't know...

Look! Over there!

- That's them, right? - That's cool...

How romantic...

Hurry up!

They look like angels...

They look so good...

- cool! - Awesome!

- Ki-baek! - What's the matter?

- Ki-baek! - Eun-ho!

- Ki-baek! - Ki-baek!

- Why'd they have to fly... - Ki-baek!

- Move aside, please! - Maybe they're hurt?

Eun-ho!

Ki-baek!

What's going on?

Oh, my god!

Look at them!

They can't keep their hands off each other!

Oh. Happy Shit!

What a beautiful daughter you have.

Thank you. Since the senator is busy

I guess we should set the wedding date.

- That depends on you Mrs. Shim... - I see...

Where is my dear Soo, anyway?

Mom! Mom!

Oh, my god.

What's with the restaurant on a river?

Why are you so late?

- I'm here, mom! - Smile!

You know what family he's from! Smile!

So you're the love of my life?

Peace!

Hi! Nice to... Meet you!

Wow, you're dressed so luxuriously

and the necklace is stunning.

But your cheeks are smaller than in your picture,

is anything wrong?

Absolutely nothing!

Those eyes... the face...

So luxurious and charismatic...

My dear Soo takes after me.

Ae-sook! Ae-sook!

Ae-sook!

How can you do this to me?

What brings you here, uncle Ji-roo?

What's going on!

Where did this crap come from?

crap? Go look in the mirror! Is that a pig or a man?

What are you doing! Run!