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Woman: Nature ‐‐
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it’s that green stuff,
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sometimes blue or even brown.
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♪
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History has proven
that fighting against nature
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is truly stupid...
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...and there’s no one
more stupid
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than the Three Busy Debras.
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♪
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♪
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I never thought I’d see an ATM
eruption in my lifetime.
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People of Lemoncurd, we are
witnessing a miraculous event.
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Today marks the first eruption
of our town’s
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naturally‐occurring ATM
since 1892.
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[ Applause ]
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What’s the plan
for the dough?
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Ah.
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It’s a free‐for‐all.
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Have at it!
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[ Cheering ]
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♪
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Wow, nature’s wonders
never cease to amaze me.
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Money really brings
people together.
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It sure does.
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Together: Hi, Mayor Brett.
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How are my pretty girls going
to spend their funny money?
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I’m going to take a solo trip
to find myself.
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I’ll eat. I’ll pray.
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I’ll love.
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Ladies,
I’m going to Vegas.
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I’m going to do something
that benefits the community,
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like renovating my house.
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‐Yeah.
‐What about you, Debra?
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I’m going to look inward
and make some big changes
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to my personality.
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I’m getting fake tits.
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I was going to suggest tits
for you.
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‐Aw.
‐Yeah.
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Times might be changing,
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but I can always count
on my Debras
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to spend a lot of money
in very little time.
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[ Chuckles ]
Yeah, we’re rich.
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This is pennies to me.
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Whee!
[ Laughter ]
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♪
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I think we can all agree
my house
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needs earrings
and a big fun hat.
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So here’s the plan.
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What, am I talking
to myself here?
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Where’s my crew?
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[ Tires screech ]
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Sorry, lady, we’re going
to the mall.
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Hey!
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Hey!
Hey, you get back here!
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I don’t lift a finger!
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I get my fingers lifted for me!
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[ Growls ]
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♪ Money, money ♪
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[ Laughter ]
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Yeah.
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♪
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♪
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Looks like I’m operating
on myself today.
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Okay.
[ Clears throat ]
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[ Deep voice ] Dr. Debra
reporting for duty.
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Scalpel.
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[ Normally ] Scalpel.
[ Deep voice ] Thank you.
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[ Normally ] You’re welcome.
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[ Deep voice ]
Now count backwards from 10.
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♪
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[ High‐pitched voice ]
Ten, nine, eight...
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♪
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Attention, travelers,
the airport is shut down.
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No one showed up for work
today.
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Well, I want to go do nothing
in a different time zone,
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you know, vacation.
‐Not my problem.
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If you need me,
I’ll be leaning on the plane.
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I’m rich now.
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Attention, everybody.
Airport’s back on now.
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So please form a single‐file
line in birth order quickly.
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Thank you.
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♪
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[ Heart monitor beeping ]
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♪
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Wait, where are my beautiful
fake boobs?
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No.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Oh, God.
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[ Sobbing ] How could you let me
do this to me?!
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[ Sobbing ]
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♪
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Listen up, I’m willing to
forgive your earlier outburst
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if you will just
get back to work.
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Fat chance, lady.
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We’re relaxing.
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Why are you relaxing?
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What did you do to deserve
a massage today?
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Manual labor for 30 years.
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I hate you.
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♪ Money, money ♪
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Debra #2:
Please discard all liquids,
cellphones and children.
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Sir, you’re not allowed to bring
that much water on the plane.
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So pick your favorite 3 ounces
and drink the rest.
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♪
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[ Metal detector crackling ]
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[ Metal detector beeping ]
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Hey.
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Love it.
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I mean, I commend
your initiative.
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But who’s going to fly
the plane?
That’s not my department.
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Hang tight,
I’ll radio control tower
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and see who’s on standby.
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Oh, my God,
I’m a working mother.
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Ketchup?
Ketchup.
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Mustard?
No, thanks.
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So you have time
to cut open that pig,
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but you won’t
cut open this pig?
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We’re off the clock.
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This is what we do
for fun.
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Surgery is my passion,
and nursing is just my day job.
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Well,
you look ridiculous.
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Pretty smug coming
from the old witch
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who has to shit
out of her tits.
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[ Laughter ]
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Well, joke is on you.
I haven’t shit for years.
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[ Laughter continues ]
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♪
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More money!
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I’m going to buy me a diamond
made out of gold.
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Our lives have never been
worse than they are right now.
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I mean, look at me.
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My ass is tits,
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and to make matters worse,
I’m a terrible doctor.
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You think
your day is bad?
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I’m an amazing manager.
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30 people
are depending on me.
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Which reminds me, I have
to figure out payroll.
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Oh, wow,
welcome to Lemoncurd,
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a place
where no one is working,
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and I’m not getting
what I want,
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which, lest we forget,
is earrings on my house.
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This is
all the ATM’s fault.
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I think it was
sent from hell,
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and I heard
it’s really bad there.
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The ATM’s reign of terror
must be brought to an end.
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[ Screaming ]
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Money is supposed
to bring people together!
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But it actually
drives them away.
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‐From their jobs.
‐Working for us.
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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It’s getting stronger.
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We got to talk
to the big man upstairs.
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God?
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Bigger.
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The mayor.
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♪
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Mayor Brett,
let’s talk.
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Damn, Debras,
you look awful.
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No, everything
is not okay.
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‐I didn’t ask.
‐And therein lies the problem.
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No one is doing
their jobs anymore.
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We need you
to destroy the ATM.
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Thank you.
‐[ Chuckles ]
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No can do, ’bra.
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Everyone knows you can’t
destroy the ATM.
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It can only be deactivated
using this ring,
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which has been passed down
from mayor to mayor
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since the dawn
of Lemoncurd.
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Are you seriously
not going to help us?
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Why would I help you take away
the most beautiful thing
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that’s happened
in my lifetime?
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Lemoncurd
is now a town of prosperity,
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equality and security.
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‐Who cares?
‐What could be better than that?
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Other than...
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[ Guitar riff plays ]
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...rock and roll?
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Don’t worry, ladies.
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I got this.
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Do you think you could
turn it off...
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for me?
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Oh.
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Ooh.
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Debra, Debra, Debra,
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I wish I could help,
but hands are tied...
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in leather bracelets.
[ Chuckles ]
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That’s right.
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I’m going on tour
with my a cappella group,
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and before you ask,
no free tickets.
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[ Door closes, lock clicks ]
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If you’re not going to do
your job...
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[ Key clatters ]
...we’re going to do it
for you.
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No.
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‐Yes.
‐Aah!
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Give us the ring.
Give us the ring.
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Don’t touch it.
Don’t touch it.
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[ All singing ]
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♪
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♪
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It is I, your town’s
beloved mayor,
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elected and chosen
through due process.
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So I think it’s about time we,
uh, turn off the ATM, huh?
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You all have enough money.
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Time to finger that ATM
to completion.
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[ Crowd gasps ]
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[ ATM crackles ]
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I don’t understand. Who would do
something like this?
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[ Chuckles ]
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With all the money in the world,
you could buy a clue.
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Well, here’s a clue.
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We did that.
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We killed the ATM.
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Bet you feel so stupid.
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It was us inside that coat
the whole time, not the mayor.
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We tricked you.
‐No, you didn’t.
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We knew it wasn’t the mayor
the second we saw his dead body.
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He died of natural causes.
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[ Crowd crying ]
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I don’t get it.
Why aren’t you all celebrating?
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Isn’t this exactly
what I wanted?
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You should be grateful
you get to go back
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to your old jobs
right now. Go!
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Um, you’re welcome.
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Now let’s get back
to the status quo.
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Together:
[ Chanting ] Status quo!
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Status quo! Status quo!
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Status quo!
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Status quo! Status quo!
Status quo! Status quo!
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Status quo!
Status quo! Status quo!
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Status quo! Status quo!
Status quo!
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♪
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[ Gasps ] I’m going to buy
my son new legs.
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[ Gasps ] I’m going to buy
your son’s old legs.
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I’m getting
big fake tits.
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Ooh!
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♪
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Oh, glory day!
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[ Laughter, cheering ]
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