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Plumbing is a lot
like friendship āā
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even the slightest rupture
will cause all this shit
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to come to the surface.
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[ Rumbling ]
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Hey, Debra.
Itās Debra.
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We canāt do brunch
at my house tomorrow.
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My pipes have sprung
a little leak.
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Weāll need to use
your house.
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That might be
a bit of an issue.
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Letās just call Debra, and
tell her that brunch is a wash.
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Whatās up, gals.
So excited for brunch tomorrow.
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Well, get ready to be miserable,
because brunch is canceled.
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Our pipes exploded.
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We donāt have a place to sleep,
let alone do brunch.
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Donāt be silly. Youāre
coming over to my house tonight.
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weāll do brunch here
in the morning.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs ]
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Why are we laughing?
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I just never thought of you
as having a house.
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Come to think of it, Iāve never
thought of you at all.
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And respectfully,
I would rather kill myself
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than go to your house.
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As funny is that all is,
you have no other options.
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See you soon.
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Looks like
itās clearing up.
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āŖ
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[ Both sigh ]
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We both know that tonight
is going to be awful.
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We just have to
get through it.
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In and out.
Quick and easy āā
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like a driveāthru,
or sex with my husband.
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[ Knocking ]
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Sleepover!
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[ Shrieks ]
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Welcome to the first day
of the rest of your night.
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Here in Casa Del Deborah,
luxury awaits.
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Oh.
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Do we love it,
or do we love it?
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You know, in my house,
thereās a door here.
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Iāll do my best
to get you see your floor plan,
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but Iām not making
any promises.
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She keeps garbage
in the house.
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Why doesnāt she throw it
in the town reservoir
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like the rest of us.
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Okay, ladies, we have
a big night ahead of us.
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First things first,
let me see those PJs.
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PJs?
Grow up.
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āŖ
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Love.
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This is my
sleeping helmet.
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It stops the dreams
from getting out.
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Well, no oneās
getting out tonight.
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Letās do face masks.
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My favorite part
of face masks
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is that youāre kind of just
stuck for 15 minutes,
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and you have to, like,
think or talk.
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āI choose think.
āAnd I choose talk.
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[ Giggles ]
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I love garlic.
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Iāve actually never broken
a bone in my body.
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Muscles are
another story.
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[ Crying ]
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Thatās the story
of my first kiss.
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Iām sorry
I cried so much āā
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during the story
and the kiss.
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[ Yawns dramatically ]
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Well, I better be
getting to sleep.
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If I donāt get 18 hours,
I become a total bitch.
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Donāt worry. I spiked
the punch with cocaine.
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So, no oneās going
to bed tonight.
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Now, itās time
for security questions.
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Whatās the name of the
first street you lived?
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I have to go
to the bathroom.
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Thatās a funny name
for a street.
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Initiating
girl talk.
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[ Laughs ]
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When was your first kiss?
Wait wait. Let me guess.
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Why donāt you be a bellhop,
and go take my bags upstairs.
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Thatās so funny,
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because my second kiss
was actually near a hotel.
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[ Laughs ]
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Come in Agent Debra.
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[ Laughs ]
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āŖ
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Debra #2:
A hair on the toilet?
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Is nothing sacred?
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āŖ
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There you are.
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Oh, my God.
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Costume party!
Obsessed!
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Iām gonna go cram myself
into my prom dress.
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Iāll meet you downstairs.
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[ Giggles ]
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āŖ
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Thatās better.
āDebra
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Oh, I didnāt know
we were doing costumes.
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Letās talk turkey.
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This house is a pigsty,
and Debra wonāt stop asking me
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basic questions like where
Iām from or what I like.
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She asked me if Iām a dog person
or a cat person.
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Like hello,
Iām a human.
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I donāt get it.
What is her endgame?
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Who cares?
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I would rather sleep in shit
than spend one more second āā
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Debra #3:
Hey, ladies.
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In your ugly,
ugly home.
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Debra.
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We were just talking
about you behind your back.
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I love what youāve done
with my place.
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Well, you said your home
was my home, so...
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I made your home
my home.
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I did say that,
didnāt I?
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Youāre a great listener.
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Why donāt you go upstairs,
and put on a costume?
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Debra is gonna let me
paint or toenails.
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Right, Debra?
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Are we having fun?
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Yes, Debra. Yes.
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āŖ
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Oh, my God.
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I canāt believe
whatās in here.
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Whatās in here
changes everything.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, thank God.
Come here.
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How creepy is this?
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Debraās been
stalking us.
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Oh, my God.
This goes back years.
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What, does she
have a printer?
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Psycho.
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[ Footsteps approaching ]
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Seven Minutes
in Heaven?
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I didnāt get
the invite.
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[ Both scream ]
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āŖ
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Looking for these?
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Itās chilly, Debra.
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Come inside.
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We still havenāt talked
about our feelings.
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You get away from me.
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Iāve seen karate,
and Iām not afraid to learn it.
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Open up to me, Debra.
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Iām a hugger.
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[ Debra #2 screams ]
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Debra.
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Knocking ]
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Are you close
with your mommy?
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Iām not!
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[ Screams ]
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[ Muffled talking ]
152
00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,387
Do you think
you want children?
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Iām considering adoption.
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00:08:09,756 --> 00:08:13,286
[ Screams ]
155
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[ Screams ]
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00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,062
[ Both screaming ]
157
00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:26,269
Thank God you came back for
me āā after you pushed me down.
158
00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:27,666
Youāre welcome.
159
00:08:29,476 --> 00:08:31,106
I think sheās gone.
160
00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:32,984
I love you.
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[ Both scream ]
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[ In sleep ]
My nameās Debra.
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Iām stuck.
Itās too comfortable.
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Weāll never
get out of here.
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She made the bed
too well.
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Scary well.
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Debra #3: Ladies, I just had a
crazy dream about my own birth.
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00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:09,246
Canāt wait
to unpack it together.
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00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:10,552
Damn, sheās good.
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00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:11,783
Weāre gonna have to
play her game.
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The only way out
is through.
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Who wants brunch
in bed?
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Follow me lead.
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00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:23,126
So, howās
everyone feeling.
175
00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:30,073
Well, if Iām being honest,
being here makes me anxious
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because my house is the only
place where I feel in control.
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I need to be in charge
because I donāt have
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any real autonomy
in my life.
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Debra, thank you for choosing
to share that with me.
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00:09:54,794 --> 00:10:01,034
As for me,
I hyperāfocus on menial tasks,
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like cleaning,
to distract myself
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from the fact that my life
is a vortex
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of unfulfilled potential.
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This is all
I ever wanted.
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Thank you.
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00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,854
This has been...
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a sleepover.
188
00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:25,019
Thank you.
189
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,388
Is that how you
pronounce that?
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Get in here.
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00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:31,255
[ giggles ]
192
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:37,705
You guys should probably be
getting back to your houses āā
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pipes and all.
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00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:42,139
I love you.
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00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:52,455
āŖ
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00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,645
What a piece
of work.
197
00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:58,457
Can you believe she bought
all that fake stuff I made up?
198
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Debra #1:
Where did you get that bit
about the unfulfilled potential?
199
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:01,990
You know,
I saw it in a movie.
200
00:11:02,028 --> 00:11:03,798
And mine
was fake, too.
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āŖ
202
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:23,881
āŖ
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00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,987
[ Laughs evilly ]
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I love my friends!
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