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Narrator: Welcome to Lemoncurd,
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a charming town
full of charming people
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leading charming lives
and eating charming food.
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In this town
live three very busy women
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who are all named Debra.
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And that’s not all.
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Oh, wait! Yes, it is!
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[ Laughter ]
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♪
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Debra, your hilarious story
reminded me
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that I have
a better one.
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It’s so funny,
and it’s so long!
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So, my husband went to
the doctor and found out
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that we have
a cholesterol problem.
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As a result,
we started eating oatmeal!
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Debra, that is so funny!
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You have to stop.
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I just remembered something
that happened on the way here.
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I forgot because I was so busy
walking inside.
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So,
what happened is that...
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♪
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♪
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[ Shrieks, giggles ]
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[ Shrieks ]
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♪
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[ Cars dinging ]
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We killed
your pool boy!
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He died instantly.
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Did you at least
clean up the mess?
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No. I figured the pool boy
would clean it up.
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He didn’t?
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Oh, he is so fired.
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[ Sighs ] Thank God the cars
are fine, but, Debras,
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I can’t believe
you could be so careless.
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[ All chuckle ]
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Oh, oh, oh,
well, well, well,
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looks like we got quite
a little mess here, huh?
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You know what we do with women
who make a mess in public?
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We turn a blind eye?
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We tie their tubes!
It’s the law.
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But a Debra must be able to
conceive at a moment’s notice.
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Well, you should have
thought of that earlier!
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Once I report you to our heroic
law enforcement,
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it’s only a matter of time
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until the town tube‐tier
comes a‐knocking.
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Have a blessed day.
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Thank you!
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He’s so nice!
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I love the way
he talks to us.
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Get serious, Debra!
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This is serious.
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Our legacy
is on the line.
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We only have a couple hours
to make this go away.
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Of course. I’ll take care
of the cops.
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I met one once.
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Both: Wow!
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[ Panting ]
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It would be my privilege
to dispose of the body.
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I love garbage.
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And I’ll honor
the pool boy’s memory
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by replacing him
immediately.
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Debra, what happens
if we get caught?
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It’s my house.
It’s my brunch.
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I’m the reason we’re all here
in this position today,
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so if someone needs to take
the fall and get her tubes tied,
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I think
it should be you.
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Me too.
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There’s nothing in my life
worth saving.
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Yeah.
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Whatever.
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♪
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Hi.
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I’m Debra.
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Nice to meet you.
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Hello! How may the police
help you today?
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I would love to talk my way
out of trouble.
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Of course!
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Fill out this form.
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Ah!
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Man:
Now let off of this, okay?
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I want it so bad,
I can taste it!
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Here you go.
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Make sure
you take care of this.
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[ Laughs ]
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Time to take matters
into my own hands.
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I don’t care what you do.
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♪
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Ah!
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[ Clattering ]
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♪
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♪
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I’ve never disposed of someone
so handsome before.
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Don’t judge me.
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It’s not usually this messy
in here.
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[ Laughs ]
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Do you know my husband?
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He’s also dead.
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Israel or Palestine?
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No wrong answers.
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You’re crazy.
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I hope I’m not
coming on too strong,
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but I haven’t connected
with someone like this
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in a really long time.
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Groans ]
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Looks like we’re gonna need
a bigger purse.
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[ Whistle blows ]
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Okay, men!
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Only the strongest will prevail
to become my next pool boy.
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It’s an honor
just to be nominated.
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I can lift a car!
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But can you [bleep] me
like a car?
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That’s right.
I’m cheating on my husband,
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and that’s okay
in my world.
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♪
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Let the games begin!
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♪
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Careful, kid.
Don’t fall in love with me.
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Let’s dance.
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♪
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Sorry, sweetheart.
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I’m too old for you.
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Get out of here.
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[ Sniffing ]
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There’s something I like
about you.
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♪
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Thanks!
I really needed this!
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My brother died today.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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It’s perfect.
I’ll take it.
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Are you sure?
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It’s really expensive.
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I know it’s expensive.
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Why else do you think
I came to an emporium?
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♪
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Exact change, nice touch.
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Would you like this bag
delivered to your house?
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Of course!
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Bob!
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Whee!
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Good work, boys,
guys, men.
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Everybody is
looking at crimes.
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I’m a cop.
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I need this for a case,
you know, cop stuff.
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Of course I know cop stuff.
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[ Both bark ]
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Man: All hands on deck!
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We got a 1, 2, 3, 4
and a 5, 6, 7, 8 ‐‐
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big female mess
on Boulevard Lane.
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I never thought
I’d see the day!
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All my years
on the force.
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♪
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Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry.
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[ Grunting ]
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♪
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♪
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Wait for me.
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Debra #1: Hurry up!
We got to clean up this mess
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before the law arrives!
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That pavement better shine
like the top
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of the Chrysler Building!
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[ Laughing ]
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♪
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Dispatcher approaching
the 1, 2, 3, 4
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and 5, 6, 7, 8.
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‐Copy.
‐Paste.
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[ Panting ]
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They’re closing in on us!
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Those Debras made a mess!
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Tie them up, boys!
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Not so fast!
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I don’t see a mess
anywhere.
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All I see is a genuine
sheepskin rug
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and a gorgeous woman
in the prime of her life.
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Well, I’m convinced.
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Nothing to see here.
Case closed.
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And you, you wasted
valuable resources
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and falsified
a police report,
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and for that, you get a medal,
Mr. Cool.
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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At this rate, you’ll be
the mayor in no time.
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Debras, I did it!
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I hid the body,
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the dead body
of the pool boy we killed.
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[ Crying ]
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[ Fire crackling ]
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♪
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We did it, ladies.
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No, we did it.
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Well, thank God
this is over
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because now we can finally
hear the end
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of Debra’s
awesome oatmeal story.
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Oh, yes! Where was I?
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You know what? I better just
start from the beginning.
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Yes! Yes!
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So, my husband
went to the doctor
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and found out that we have
a cholesterol problem.
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As a result,
we started eating oatmeal!
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I measure out the amount
every morning,
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1/2 a cup of oats
and 1/3 cup of...
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I’ll get your tubes tied
if it’s the last thing I do!
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Why?
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Because I’m mean.
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[ Laughter ]
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The oatmeal was
the wrong amount.
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Oh!
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By the way, Debras,
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Merry Christmas!
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‐Ah!
‐Oh!
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[ Squeals ]
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[ Camera shutter clicks ]
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So, what’s for brunch
tomorrow?
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Yesterday’s eggs.
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Does that make them
today’s eggs?
Yes.
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Both: Oh, hello, Debra!
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Debra looks amazing.
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I, like,
want to [bleep] Debra.
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♪
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♪
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