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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:17,900 I'm refreshed. 2 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:21,600 I'm refreshing. 3 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,000 Welcome back. I'm Bryant Gumbel. 4 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,800 - And I'm Anne Howard. - Good stuff today. 5 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,300 - We're going to be busy. - We've got pop superstar Elton John. 6 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:47,300 He's going to be with us. 7 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:49,300 And so, too, will best-selling author Al Franken. 8 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:51,200 Along with some super-smart fourth graders... 9 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,000 with a great idea for getting schoolbooks... 10 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,400 to kids who really need them. 11 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:55,900 But here's an idea whose time has come. 12 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:57,800 Why don't we just start with... 13 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:03,100 ... and fill the tart shell. 14 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:06,600 Bryant, you put some ice cream on our angel food cake... 15 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:09,400 - How much do you want? - As much as you like. 16 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:30,900 What are you laughing about? This is Baked Alaska. 17 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:33,300 - This is supposed to be low-fat. - It is! 18 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:34,700 Did they call? 19 00:02:34,700 --> 00:02:38,100 Someone from the show. The Gumbel show. They didn't call? 20 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:39,300 Are you sure? 21 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:42,400 - Once again, we're out of time. - Thank you. Already? 22 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:46,000 We still got lots more ahead this morning. We're going to be back... 23 00:03:13,300 --> 00:03:15,000 - What's up, dude? - Next person in line. 24 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,100 What's up? 25 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:20,300 - Hey, can I get your autograph? - Next in line. 26 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 I'm not who you think I am, so... 27 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:26,200 You're not the weather guy? 28 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:27,700 Dan Spritz? 29 00:03:27,700 --> 00:03:28,900 Dave Spritz. 30 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:31,800 I'm not Dave Spritz, no. But I hear that a lot. 31 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,500 You don't have to be a dick. 32 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:46,100 Look, can you just... All right, I'm just waiting in line. 33 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,500 Bro, I can read your vehicle registration form. 34 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:52,700 So, whatever. 35 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:54,900 Can you... 36 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:59,700 All right, can you give me a break? I just wanted to wait in line. 37 00:04:01,900 --> 00:04:03,600 You're on TV, bro. 38 00:04:04,500 --> 00:04:05,900 You're on TV. 39 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:10,100 - You're on TV, bro. - So what? You keep saying that. 40 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:11,300 So you're on TV, bro. 41 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:12,600 Go work in a bank or something... 42 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:13,900 if you don't wanna be cool to people. 43 00:04:13,900 --> 00:04:16,900 Whatever. Just... Can you get out of my face? 44 00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:19,300 Can you get out of my face? 45 00:04:22,900 --> 00:04:26,100 - Asshole. - You want to say that to my face? 46 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:29,000 I thought you wanted me to get out of your face. 47 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:31,900 People recognize me sometimes. 48 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:35,700 Some are dicks. 49 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:40,200 This is the same system that created those strong snowfalls in Minnesota. 50 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,700 It's meant some slightly warmer weather... 51 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:43,900 I should cool out a little, I guess. 52 00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:47,500 I mean, I'm not just this two-dimensional guy they recognize. 53 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:49,700 I do have a relationship to them. 54 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:52,500 I let them know what they have to deal with. 55 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:55,300 But listen, these warmer temperatures are not going to last. 56 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:58,500 This wind system will keep pushing colder air across the Midwest... 57 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:00,600 I guess that's why they think they know me. 58 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,900 But they don't, really. 59 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:04,900 ...our Spritz Nipper of the week with a high of just 24. 60 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,500 I'm not a hill of beans. 61 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,900 I have a plan. 62 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:12,700 Okay, see you then. 63 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:14,800 - What's this afternoon? - You're picking up Shelly. 64 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,400 - Where? - Chicago Dance. 65 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,100 Then you're taking your dad to Northwestern. 66 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:19,100 At 3:00? 67 00:05:19,700 --> 00:05:21,700 Do you have that Hello America stuff? 68 00:05:21,700 --> 00:05:23,100 - The letter? - Yeah. 69 00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:26,300 You have Mike, too. 5:30 at the Norris house. 70 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:27,300 Okay. 71 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,700 Do they have my cell phone? 72 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:48,900 Well, they should have all the numbers in case. 73 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:50,700 And am I supposed to call that guy Dersen? 74 00:05:50,700 --> 00:05:53,700 Didn't he want me to call to touch base? 75 00:05:53,700 --> 00:05:54,800 Okay. 76 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:59,100 - Dad, can we stop here? - What for? 77 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:02,100 I need a notebook for school. 78 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,900 I'll just walk home. 79 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:10,500 Okay. 80 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:14,500 - Can I have some money? - You don't have any? 81 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,600 No. 82 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:16,700 You're 12 years old. 83 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:20,100 You shouldn't be walking around without money, okay, Shelly? 84 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:21,500 You're not a kid. 85 00:06:21,500 --> 00:06:23,900 - How's your mom doing? - She's good. 86 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:33,300 Can I have a pack of Lights? 87 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:35,500 - Regulars? - The 100s. 88 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:41,600 Strikes? 89 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:10,800 How's Shelly? 90 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,200 She's doing great. 91 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,500 - Little angel. - Yeah. 92 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:16,500 She's doing great. 93 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:21,600 - Who's an angel? - Shelly. 94 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:24,400 Shelly is grossly overweight and unhappy. 95 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:27,700 I'm concerned about her, as I am Michael. 96 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:29,500 - David. - Yeah, Dad. 97 00:07:55,900 --> 00:07:57,100 Robert Spritzel? 98 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:03,200 Would you get me a paper... 99 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,300 - for the way back, Son? - Yeah. 100 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:06,400 Fifteen minutes? 101 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:08,700 Yes. I'll see you then. 102 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:18,700 Fuck. 103 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:21,700 - Hey. - Hey. 104 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:23,900 - It's getting cold. - Yeah. 105 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:28,100 - What's the Nipper this week? - Thursday. 106 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:31,000 Thursday's the Nipper? All right. 107 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,100 Here. 108 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,900 Yeah, can I get some change? 109 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:46,600 Not really. 110 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:50,500 Can I just get some quarters? I just need a quarter for a paper. 111 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:51,700 Not really. 112 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:54,700 All right. I'll get something then. 113 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:58,600 All right. 114 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:03,700 Small coffee. 115 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:06,900 It's 80 cents. 116 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:08,400 No, it says $0.72. 117 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:11,400 After the whole everything, it's $0.80. 118 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:17,900 - Hey. - Hi. 119 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:20,900 Where's the paper, David? 120 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,500 I didn't have enough money. 121 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,900 You bought a coffee. 122 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,000 - What? - You bought a coffee. 123 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:34,200 Yeah, that, and then I didn't have enough money after. 124 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,800 What? 125 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:40,300 I didn't have enough money after I bought the coffee, so... 126 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:43,100 You should carry more than $1, David. 127 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:44,500 You're a grown man. 128 00:09:48,300 --> 00:09:51,200 Let me just move this letter from Hello America. 129 00:10:25,300 --> 00:10:27,600 My father is Robert King Spritzel. 130 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:32,100 He won the National Book Award when he was 28. 131 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:34,400 And the Pulitzer when he was 33. 132 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:37,000 President Carter called him a national treasure. 133 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,400 They played racquetball in a regular game. 134 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,000 He was a great writer. 135 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:45,000 But what was the cost? 136 00:10:46,300 --> 00:10:47,700 Did he neglect his family? 137 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:49,000 No, he didn't. 138 00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:51,200 He was a fine father. 139 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:53,500 More than that, really. 140 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,600 It's fruitless for Shelly to be dancing. 141 00:10:55,600 --> 00:11:00,300 She should find another interest that would be more rewarding to her... 142 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:02,500 that she can take more from, David. 143 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:05,900 - We've talked about that. - Well, you should do something, Son. 144 00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:09,000 We've tried a couple things. We'll keep trying, so... 145 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,200 How's Michael? 146 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,800 I think that was an overreaction on Noreen's part. 147 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,900 I don't think he has a problem with pot. 148 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:18,100 Let's hope. 149 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:20,900 How's the weather business? 150 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:33,100 Last September... 151 00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:36,900 I had encouraged Shelly to explore some other activities and interests. 152 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:39,300 She picked archery. 153 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,900 So I took her to an archery range in Bolingbrook. 154 00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:44,900 It was a 90-minute drive. 155 00:11:47,100 --> 00:11:49,500 We purchased a junior bow-arrow kit... 156 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,700 and a leather wrist/forearm guard. 157 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:53,900 Okay, we'll take that. 158 00:11:53,900 --> 00:11:55,300 And private lessons. 159 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,000 All right, Shelly. 160 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,400 You take that one... 161 00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:06,500 and go right ahead. 162 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,200 All right. Okay, just remember... 163 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:20,300 pull it straight back, parallel to your ear, okay? 164 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,300 You can do it, Shelly. 165 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:33,100 We purchased a five-pack lesson plan. 166 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,700 We haven't been back. 167 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,100 Hello? 168 00:12:43,100 --> 00:12:44,600 - Hey. - Hey. 169 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,600 Can you pick up Mike at the mall on North? 170 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,500 I thought he was at a friend's house. Paul Norris. 171 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,600 They went to the mall. He just called me. 172 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,900 - He finished his rehab. - Okay. 173 00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:04,400 - That's one of my counselors. - In your program? 174 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,700 Don Boden. He's pretty nice. 175 00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:09,600 - He swears all the time, though. - Swears? 176 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,500 Yeah. To relate, I guess. But he's pretty nice. 177 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:24,700 Hey, Don. 178 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:27,500 - What are you guys doing? - Looking for clothes. 179 00:13:27,500 --> 00:13:29,800 You're just looking for clothes. 180 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,700 - Yeah. - That's great. 181 00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,300 I'm looking for clothes. 182 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:37,200 Okay. 183 00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,900 - This is Paul. - What's up? 184 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:40,900 Hey. 185 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:43,900 It's cold today. 186 00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:45,600 - Yeah. - Yeah, no kidding. 187 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,400 What is it, like, 20 or something? 188 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,900 Yeah, like 22. 189 00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:51,100 Yeah. Fuck. 190 00:13:51,100 --> 00:13:52,000 Yeah. 191 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:55,600 Hey. 192 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:58,300 - Yeah, I like this. - It's good-looking. 193 00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:01,300 Yeah, I've been looking for something like this. 194 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,700 Chuck it in here. 195 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:07,300 - What? - Chuck it in. 196 00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:10,100 I'm loading up. I got a discount card. I'll get it for you. 197 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,900 - That's all right. - Mike, big deal. 198 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:14,600 - I can get it. - Bro, I got a serious discount. 199 00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:16,600 It's gonna cost, like, $7. 200 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:24,700 - I'm gonna take off. Nice to meet you. - You, too. 201 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:32,200 That's my dad. I'll see you later. 202 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,800 Sure. I'll catch you later. 203 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,200 - Hey. - Hey. 204 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,900 - Who's that? - Don Boden. 205 00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:52,700 - Who's Don Boden? - He's one of my counselors. 206 00:14:52,700 --> 00:14:53,700 Oh. 207 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:57,100 - That's a nice sweater. - Thanks. 208 00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,900 I'll walk you up. 209 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:18,300 Hi. 210 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,800 Hi. Thanks for getting Mike. 211 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,000 - Hey, how was your thing? - It was good. 212 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,900 - I'll see you, Dad. - Okay, Mike. 213 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,700 - I think he's gonna be okay. - Well, we'll see. 214 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,700 What's new? 215 00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:37,200 Nothing much. 216 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,500 I got a feeler from Hello America. 217 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,600 - What? - I got a feeler. 218 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,200 Dales is leaving it. I might get called to audition. 219 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,500 New York. 220 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,700 - Lf I get called. - That's good. 221 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,600 What about the kids? 222 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,300 It's just a shot in the dark, that's all. 223 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,000 Well, thanks for getting Mike. 224 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,900 I had to take my dad to Northwestern for a test... 225 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:04,000 so I was right there, anyway. 226 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,900 - Oh, is he okay? - I think so. It was just a test. 227 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,300 Noreen! 228 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,800 Are you okay? 229 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,100 Yeah. 230 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:29,800 Fuck! What are you doing? 231 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,800 I was just... You turned into it. 232 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,000 I think you cracked the glass. 233 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,200 So do you have everything you need? 234 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,600 Yeah, we got everything. 235 00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,500 We'll pare it down to three applicants after we watch the tapes. 236 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,700 - We'll call if you're one, Dave. - Okay, Mark. 237 00:16:55,700 --> 00:16:57,400 It's nice to make your acquaintance. 238 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,800 - You, too. Take care. - Hey, weatherman! 239 00:16:58,800 --> 00:16:59,900 All right. Bye. 240 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:00,800 Fuck! 241 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,800 Fuck. 242 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:05,800 David? 243 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:06,700 Hey. 244 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:11,000 - What happened? - I got hit with a Frosty. 245 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,100 - Why? - What? 246 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:17,000 Why did you get hit with a Frosty? What is a Frosty? 247 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,500 A Frosty is a shake from Wendy's. 248 00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,800 Why would someone throw a shake at you? 249 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:29,000 - That happens sometimes. - People throw shakes at you? 250 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,500 Stuff. People throw stuff at me sometimes... 251 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:33,200 - if they don't like me, or something. - They don't know you. 252 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,900 - If they don't like me, or something. - They don't know you. 253 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:36,100 From TV. 254 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,500 But you just read the weather. 255 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,700 Well, I predict it. 256 00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:43,900 You don't have a degree in meteorology. 257 00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:46,200 I make suppositions, or I... 258 00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,500 What are you doing? 259 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,400 - I walked over. - You walked? It's freezing. 260 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,100 I have lymphoma, David. 261 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:55,700 What? 262 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,400 I have lymphoma. 263 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,500 - Doctor Pritch called. - What? 264 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:07,000 I was having tremors. That's the reason that I went in. 265 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,900 Pritch read my scans. 266 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:13,600 - What's the prognosis? - Well, it's not good. 267 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:17,900 We'll talk about it this week. I wanted to tell you. 268 00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:18,800 Yeah. 269 00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:23,200 I'll call you after I've talked to Pritch again. 270 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:28,300 I'll drive you home. 271 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,100 I like the fresh air. 272 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:33,700 - Well, I'll walk back with you. - No, that's okay. 273 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:37,800 Okay. 274 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,300 Every couple months, someone throws something at me... 275 00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:04,000 a shake, a burrito once. 276 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:08,000 Why? My name, partly, I guess. 277 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,300 I changed it for professional reasons. 278 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,100 My first station manager suggested it. 279 00:19:13,100 --> 00:19:16,800 He said it sounded refreshing and that they wanted that quality. 280 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:20,200 That may be true, but it's also annoying. I know that. 281 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,900 What kind of name is Spritz? 282 00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:27,000 It's a bullshit name. It's a TV name. 283 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,500 He's bullshit. 284 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,600 Well, I like him. He's handsome. 285 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,600 He's an asshole. 286 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,500 I don't like his face. 287 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,200 His asshole face. 288 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:43,800 The other thing, my job is very easy. 289 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,000 Two hours a day, basically reading prompts. 290 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,900 I make $240,000 a year... 291 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,300 plus appearances... 292 00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:59,300 which are, you know, not comfortable for me... 293 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,500 but lucrative. 294 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:04,600 "Four score and seven years ago... 295 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,300 "our fathers brought forth, on this continent..." 296 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:19,000 Also, it makes other things easy, being on TV. 297 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,100 Everything's easy. 298 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,400 Yeah! 299 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:37,200 I receive a large reward for pretty much zero effort and contribution. 300 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,600 The shakes and stuff are a reaction to that, I think. 301 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:57,100 What must you think of me? 302 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:59,100 Your family-leaver. 303 00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:01,500 Your non-meteorologist, yet weatherman... 304 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,800 frosty-taking, fuck-happy son. 305 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:09,600 Don't die yet, Robert. Give me time to get it together. 306 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:11,300 Give me a little while. 307 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:14,600 Let me get the Hello America job. I can get it together. 308 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,200 Two for High Water. 309 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,400 - I got mine, Don. - No, it's cool. I got it. 310 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,400 Thanks. 311 00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,400 Tricia's a bitch. 312 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,700 She's a little cunt. 313 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:19,100 I hate that little cunt. 314 00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:23,400 I'd like to burn her. 315 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,700 Hi. 316 00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:40,500 Today's the company party. I thought I'd take the kids. 317 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:41,400 Oh. 318 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,400 Well, Mike is out. 319 00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:47,900 - Shelly's home? - She's walking Jackson. 320 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:50,900 - Where do you want to take them? - The rink. WCH. 321 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:53,700 Hey. 322 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:57,500 Hey. 323 00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,200 What? 324 00:23:06,700 --> 00:23:07,700 Dave. 325 00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:09,400 Hey, Tim. 326 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,800 - I didn't know you were coming. - I always come to these... 327 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:14,000 when I can. 328 00:23:15,700 --> 00:23:19,500 I have some time this week if you want to go back up to Bolingbrook. 329 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:23,100 - What's in Bolingbrook? - Sportsman's. The archery range. 330 00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,000 - Okay. - Okay? You wanna go? 331 00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:28,100 Okay, I remember it. 332 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,700 Well, do you wanna go back up? 333 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:32,700 Sometimes. 334 00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:45,300 What's gonna happen? 335 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:47,600 What? 336 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,500 What are we gonna do here? 337 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,300 Great stuff. 338 00:24:02,700 --> 00:24:06,100 Ladies and gentlemen, on your marks! 339 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,300 Let's go team Spritz! 340 00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:09,900 Get set! 341 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:11,700 Go! 342 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,900 Go! Go! Go! 343 00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:18,500 - Just keep up, Shell. Come on. - I'm trying to. 344 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:39,900 We should finish. 345 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,000 We're last. We're way last. 346 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,400 There's a lesson here. Let's finish. 347 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:47,600 I'm hurt. 348 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,200 Hon, you can do it. You can finish. Okay? 349 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:54,100 I don't want you to quit. It's gonna mean a lot to Dad. Okay? 350 00:24:54,100 --> 00:24:55,100 All right. 351 00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:57,100 Let's go. 352 00:24:57,700 --> 00:25:00,500 That's my girl. That's it. 353 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,100 Good. I'm proud of you. 354 00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:03,600 Okay? 355 00:25:11,700 --> 00:25:13,100 Yay! That was great! 356 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,000 Hon. Hon, you okay? 357 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,100 You shouldn't have made me finish! 358 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:21,500 That was like 100 yards you made me go. 359 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,100 I'm not a football-jocker. 360 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:30,700 What happened? 361 00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:32,900 Just... We got tangled up in a sack. 362 00:25:32,900 --> 00:25:35,000 - What happened? - She tore her ACL. 363 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,100 These fucking crutches are too long! 364 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:38,800 - What did you say? - Shelly! 365 00:25:40,900 --> 00:25:43,500 - Well, what were you doing? - It was a picnic. 366 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,400 - And she tore something? - ACL. MCL. 367 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:47,500 Which? 368 00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:49,900 Both. 369 00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:52,100 - Dave! - Well, we didn't go bungee jumping! 370 00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,900 It was a fucking potato-sack race! 371 00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:56,100 - That's where she got it. - What? 372 00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:58,100 "Fucking" this. "Fucking" that. 373 00:25:58,100 --> 00:25:59,700 No, I never said that around her. 374 00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:03,400 You don't know you have, Dave, because you don't pay attention! 375 00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:05,300 Fuck that. 376 00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:07,300 What? 377 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,900 - Just fuck that, Noreen. You know... - Dave. 378 00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:11,900 - What? - Step back. 379 00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:13,800 - Step back? - Step back. 380 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:16,400 What are you talking about, Russ? 381 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,600 - Russ... - Step back right now. 382 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:22,800 - Fuck you, right now. - Fuck you, Spritz. 383 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,600 Fuck you, fat asshole! 384 00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:26,300 Dildo! 385 00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:29,000 David, what are you doing? 386 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,200 I'm talking to my wife! I'm talking to Noreen... 387 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,900 and this clown, whose business this isn't. 388 00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:35,500 You call me a dildo, it is my business, Spritz. 389 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:39,300 You are a dildo, pork-fuck. You porker! 390 00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:40,600 Stop, Son. 391 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:41,700 Would you? 392 00:26:41,700 --> 00:26:43,100 Why don't you go? 393 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,400 Why are you here? Are you okay? 394 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,300 I came to talk to Noreen. 395 00:26:49,100 --> 00:26:51,700 Dave, come on. I will talk to you later. 396 00:26:57,100 --> 00:27:00,200 - Dave, what's going on, Son? - It's nothing. Just... 397 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:02,200 Why are you here, anyway? 398 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,900 I came to talk to Noreen about an issue concerning Shelly. 399 00:27:05,900 --> 00:27:09,900 Well, you can talk to me. I'm her parent, too. So? What? 400 00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:14,000 Shelly dresses in clothing not appropriate for her... 401 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,700 clinging stuff. 402 00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:19,500 All kids wear... Dad, it's a different generation. 403 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,300 They call her camel toe. 404 00:27:22,900 --> 00:27:25,300 - What? - Are you aware of that? 405 00:27:25,900 --> 00:27:26,900 What? 406 00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:29,500 That her colleagues call her camel toe. 407 00:27:29,500 --> 00:27:30,800 What are you talking about? 408 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,700 It means the crease in her vagina... 409 00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:35,000 that they can discern through her clothing. 410 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,600 - What? - Camel toe. 411 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,300 Yeah, I heard you. I mean, how do you know they do that? 412 00:27:39,300 --> 00:27:40,400 I heard it. 413 00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:45,400 I picked Shelly up on Wednesday, heard taunting, the older boys calling it. 414 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,700 - You might have heard wrong. - No, I heard camel... 415 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:49,100 Okay, okay, look. I'll deal. 416 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:50,700 I want to get her through this ACL thing. 417 00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:51,900 I'm gonna take her shooting. 418 00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:52,900 I'm gonna reapply her there. 419 00:27:52,900 --> 00:27:55,300 I'm gonna get her talking to me. I'm gonna get to her... 420 00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:57,200 and I'm gonna work it out. 421 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,600 A camel toe is pretty much what Robert said it was. 422 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:23,500 It's basically just when you can make out more than you should. 423 00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:28,800 But it's the kind of thing... 424 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,700 She's 12, you know? 425 00:28:30,700 --> 00:28:33,400 If you're around and paying attention, you catch it... 426 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:37,100 then name-calling doesn't start, and maybe smoking doesn't start. 427 00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:41,600 And maybe she can just stay a happy kid for a couple more years. 428 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,500 She shouldn't be unhappy. 429 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:48,000 Fuck. What did she ever do to anybody? Shelly. 430 00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,700 - Hello. - Hey. 431 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,000 Hey. 432 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,300 Listen. 433 00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:04,500 Noreen, I was thinking... 434 00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:07,000 this pushing and pulling... 435 00:29:07,700 --> 00:29:10,000 the tug-of-war we do sometimes... 436 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,900 it's not good for the kids. 437 00:29:11,900 --> 00:29:12,900 It's not. 438 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:17,600 Noreen, let's see somebody. Work it out. Let's... 439 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,100 - Fuck! - Asshole! 440 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:21,700 Are you okay? 441 00:29:22,500 --> 00:29:25,100 - I got hit with a pop! - What? 442 00:29:26,300 --> 00:29:27,500 A fucking... 443 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:30,600 A Big Gulp. 444 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:35,000 - Man. - Are you okay? Are you okay? 445 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay. So... 446 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:38,900 what I was saying... 447 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,500 See somebody? 448 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:45,500 We're going to begin with some trust-building exercises. 449 00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:48,300 The Buddy Drop. Up on your feet. Let's go. 450 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:52,200 Dave, Noreen. Center circle. 451 00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:57,100 Okay. 452 00:29:57,100 --> 00:30:01,500 Now, Noreen, you're just gonna let yourself go... 453 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:04,100 and Dave is gonna catch you. 454 00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:07,000 - Just go back? - Yeah. Cross your arms up front. 455 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,000 - Now? - Whenever you're ready. 456 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,000 Okay. 457 00:30:14,100 --> 00:30:15,900 Good. Very good. 458 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:18,500 All right, Teresa, Mark. You're up. 459 00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:19,500 Okay. 460 00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:23,700 Now I want you to name something... 461 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:28,200 that you did that affected your partner... 462 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,100 and that you're not proud of. 463 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,700 I had this thing with porno on the computer, sort of. 464 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:37,100 I got a little preoccupied... 465 00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:39,700 Actually, I want you to write it down, not say it. 466 00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:40,700 Okay. 467 00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:43,400 I want you to put it on the paper that you got for a reason. 468 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,300 Okay. 469 00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:50,700 Now make sure it's something the other person doesn't know about... 470 00:30:50,700 --> 00:30:52,300 that they don't know. 471 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:02,700 All right. 472 00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:05,900 Then you are going to give it to the other person... 473 00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:10,500 and the other person is never going to look at it. 474 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,000 Ever. 475 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:15,100 That's trust. 476 00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:42,900 What's up? 477 00:31:54,100 --> 00:31:56,900 I thought Dave's science-fiction novel, or whatever it was... 478 00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:58,400 was stupid and sucked... 479 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:00,400 and was a waste of time. 480 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,200 It was embarrassing. Four years? 481 00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:23,500 Well, I thought that went pretty well. 482 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,400 Yeah. 483 00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:39,900 It wasn't science fiction, just so you know. 484 00:32:39,900 --> 00:32:42,600 - What? - It wasn't science fiction. 485 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,900 - What are you talking about? - Did you even read it? 486 00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:47,300 No. One of the side characters was a scientist... 487 00:32:47,300 --> 00:32:49,800 - but that's not even important... - God damn it, Dave. God damn it! 488 00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,600 What? I'm just asking, did you ever even read it? 489 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,700 It was hard to read. It was poorly written. 490 00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:57,600 You're an asshole. God. 491 00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:00,500 You are a champion asshole. 492 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:03,000 You're a real blue-ribbon fuck! 493 00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:08,400 I just wanna make it work, Noreen. 494 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:12,900 I just want to know everything, so I can make it work. That's why I... 495 00:33:12,900 --> 00:33:16,900 - I want to try again. - I'm not going back. You fucked it up. 496 00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:18,800 I mean, our marriage. 497 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:19,800 What? 498 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,200 I want to try again. 499 00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:29,500 Fuck you. 500 00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:32,300 You know, Dave, you can't even... 501 00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:37,100 You looked at it. That's dishonest. It's crappy. 502 00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:38,900 - Noreen. - Hey, should I look at yours? 503 00:33:38,900 --> 00:33:40,200 That's all right. 504 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,700 No. No, no, Noreen... 505 00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:46,300 "Throughout marriage BJs lacked enthusiasm. 506 00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:49,000 "Had difference of opinion over how important that was. 507 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,300 "I thought very." 508 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,400 You know what, Dave? 509 00:33:56,700 --> 00:33:59,400 You want to know why my BJs lacked enthusiasm? 510 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:01,700 I hated you. 511 00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:04,400 I hated your hair. 512 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:07,500 I hated your ugly legs, your forearms. 513 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:11,200 I hated kissing your lips, Dave. Okay? 514 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:15,000 And that's why I lacked enthusiasm when your cock was in my mouth. 515 00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:18,500 Hey, hon. 516 00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:22,100 Shelly, it's cold. 517 00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:25,400 Your father said it was going to be 65 degrees today, but... 518 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,400 Go ahead. I'll see you later. 519 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,700 How did it go? 520 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:34,200 Good. 521 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,100 I'll call you tomorrow. Go ahead in. 522 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,300 Did you start my novel yet? 523 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:57,600 What's that? 524 00:34:58,100 --> 00:35:01,100 Breaking Point. Did you start that? 525 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:04,600 No, I haven't yet, Son. I've been preoccupied. 526 00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:09,600 Well, that's good, actually. 527 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,700 I want to make some changes, so... 528 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:15,400 I'll give you the new one. 529 00:35:31,300 --> 00:35:32,500 What did he say? 530 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:34,900 It's further bad news. 531 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:37,700 The metastatic plane was too wide for radiation. 532 00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:43,300 He suggested I see a Dr. Frost in New York for clinical trials. 533 00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:57,900 I got a feeler from Hello America. 534 00:35:57,900 --> 00:35:59,100 National. 535 00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:02,200 They're looking at 20 guys, but they'll be cutting down to three soon. 536 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,900 It's a possibility. 537 00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:06,500 The salary's great. It's real strong. 538 00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:10,800 It would mean moving... 539 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,100 but I'd like to move everybody, you know? 540 00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:15,400 Renew things with Noreen. 541 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,300 We've been seeing somebody. 542 00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:22,600 Let the kids start over in New York. 543 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:27,000 Keep them away from some of the bad influences here that... 544 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,700 Just get a fresh start. 545 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,400 I think that would be great. 546 00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:35,700 - That would be terrific. - Yeah. 547 00:36:35,700 --> 00:36:39,300 You could rededicate yourselves, knuckle down. 548 00:36:48,700 --> 00:36:50,000 What's this? 549 00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:53,800 It's a Big Gulp. 550 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,600 You should say, "We might see some snow... 551 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:06,700 "but it might shift south, miss us." 552 00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:10,100 I can say it, but I sort of wanna understand it. 553 00:37:10,100 --> 00:37:11,100 Why is it? 554 00:37:11,900 --> 00:37:13,800 Well, it's Canadian trade winds. 555 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:15,900 Behind all of it? 556 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:18,700 Yeah, this will get pushed by wind out of Canada. 557 00:37:18,700 --> 00:37:20,900 - So what's it gonna do? - I don't know. 558 00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:23,900 It's a guess. 559 00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:26,700 It's wind, man. Blows all over the place. 560 00:37:28,900 --> 00:37:30,600 For some reason... 561 00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:32,400 I don't know. 562 00:37:33,300 --> 00:37:35,200 I went back to Bolingbrook. 563 00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:38,400 I bought a three-month lesson plan. 564 00:37:39,100 --> 00:37:40,800 Hang on. Before you do that, you know... 565 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,300 let's go out here and do a little stretching exercises. 566 00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:44,400 You got to rotate your... 567 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,900 We warm up... 568 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:50,500 then do basic focus drills, stuff you never think about. 569 00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:53,300 Like closing an eye without moving your face... 570 00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:56,700 because your face is the anchor point for your hand... 571 00:37:56,700 --> 00:37:58,500 that allows you to focus. 572 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:05,300 You have to keep your triangle against a lot of force. 573 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:26,300 We do draws for a half hour, then releases. 574 00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:28,900 That's called "loosing," when you release. 575 00:38:43,500 --> 00:38:45,000 Great shot! All right! 576 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:48,900 It's hard... 577 00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:50,700 but that one good shot leaves you thinking... 578 00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:52,600 you might be catching on. 579 00:38:54,100 --> 00:38:55,300 Do you lift weights? 580 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,200 - What's that? - Do you lift weights? 581 00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,200 Yeah. 582 00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:02,700 - Cardio? - Yeah, you have to do both. 583 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,200 Yeah. 584 00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,700 Are you on any kind of a program? 585 00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:10,200 Yeah, our gym coach gave us a program. 586 00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:13,400 - That should be good. - Yeah. 587 00:39:14,300 --> 00:39:15,300 Yeah. 588 00:39:16,100 --> 00:39:17,300 Fuck. 589 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,300 Hey. 590 00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:22,700 - You know what would be interesting? - What? 591 00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:25,900 We should take some pictures. Some shots, like... 592 00:39:25,900 --> 00:39:28,000 some now, some in a month or whatever... 593 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,100 see if you're making gains. 594 00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:31,100 Yeah. 595 00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:32,700 I've got my mom's Nikon. 596 00:39:32,700 --> 00:39:35,500 - Whip your shirt off. - Whip my shirt off? 597 00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:37,800 Yeah. 598 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:54,800 You're shredded. 599 00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:01,300 This is great, man. 600 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:04,300 We can compare this shit. 601 00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:05,600 That's a Nikon FM? 602 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,800 Well, yeah. You know something about cameras? 603 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,900 Yeah. I took a class at Parker. 604 00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:14,700 A couple more. 605 00:40:17,700 --> 00:40:19,500 My dad's gonna get the F3 for me... 606 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:22,100 if I can finish the program and maintain a B average. 607 00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:25,800 It's like a $600 camera. I'm psyched about it. 608 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,500 I could loan that to you. 609 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,200 Yeah? 610 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,500 I could loan that shit to you if... 611 00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:33,800 you wanted it earlier. 612 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,100 Okay. 613 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,000 This is gonna go a lot better. 614 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:49,200 Why? 615 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,900 Because I got you some bobtail arrows. They're easier. 616 00:40:52,900 --> 00:40:54,000 Why? 617 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:56,700 Well, they're thicker at the ends. 618 00:40:56,700 --> 00:40:59,500 See? They taper toward the nock. 619 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,500 - What's the nock? - The arrow end. 620 00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:05,200 - What was I using before? - Chested arrows. 621 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:08,600 That guy didn't know what he was doing. 622 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:14,900 Okay. 623 00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:16,900 Fletch it. 624 00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:19,200 - What? - Fix your arrow in. 625 00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:21,700 That's the term. 626 00:41:21,700 --> 00:41:25,700 Arrow makers were called fletchers. That's where the last name came from. 627 00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:28,100 Here. There's a little bit of a... 628 00:41:29,100 --> 00:41:32,400 It takes a little while. Right there, right below the nock. 629 00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:34,900 There! 630 00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:36,700 Awesome! 631 00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,800 Okay, let's loose a few. 632 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:41,700 Let's show our stuff. 633 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,100 Aim about a half-foot above. 634 00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:48,200 - Okay. - You wait till you're steady. 635 00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:50,700 - Are you aligned? - Yeah. 636 00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:52,500 Okay. Let it go. 637 00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:54,900 Fuck! 638 00:41:54,900 --> 00:41:56,900 Come on, Shelly. Get your arrow. 639 00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,900 We probably didn't home long enough. 640 00:41:59,900 --> 00:42:03,700 That's the pause between drawing back and firing. 641 00:42:03,700 --> 00:42:05,500 Let's pause a little longer. 642 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,100 What? 643 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:11,900 Nothing. 644 00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:15,400 - Are you just not interested? - Yeah. 645 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:18,900 Yeah, you're not interested? Or, yeah, you are interested? 646 00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:21,400 Yeah, I'm not. Really. 647 00:42:26,300 --> 00:42:29,400 What was it you liked? Let's think of it that way. 648 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,100 What? 649 00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:34,200 What interested you when you thought about archery? 650 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:36,500 When you wanted to do it. 651 00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:40,700 I don't know. Going hunting or something. 652 00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:42,900 Hunting? 653 00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:44,400 Yeah. 654 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,100 - For animals? - Yeah. 655 00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:52,000 You wanna shoot animals with arrows? 656 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,200 - Yeah. - You do? 657 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,900 Yeah, to kill them. 658 00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:00,000 But that's not archery. That's hunting. 659 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,200 That's called bowhunting. That's what you wanted to do? 660 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,800 - Bowhunting? - Yeah, I saw it on TV. 661 00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:10,400 Well, I don't really wanna kill animals with arrows... 662 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,900 so that's not going to happen. We can target shoot, Shelly. 663 00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:15,000 - It's not fun. - It's a lot of fun. 664 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,500 - You have to apply yourself. - Targets don't move. 665 00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:19,100 Well, you know, Shelly... 666 00:43:20,300 --> 00:43:21,700 you haven't really hit one yet. 667 00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:22,800 You should support me. 668 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,800 I do support you. I support. 669 00:43:30,300 --> 00:43:32,700 All right, forget it. Take your bracer off. 670 00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:34,900 - We're not shooting anymore. - Okay. 671 00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:56,900 There's a chance I might be going to New York. 672 00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:58,100 A small chance. 673 00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:02,500 You think you'd like to come, maybe, if I go? 674 00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:03,600 Yeah. 675 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,700 We could maybe go with Poppop. 676 00:44:05,700 --> 00:44:08,000 - He's got some tests. - Yeah. 677 00:44:52,700 --> 00:44:54,100 Hey. 678 00:44:55,100 --> 00:44:56,500 Hey, Mike. 679 00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:58,300 You don't look real good, Dad. 680 00:44:58,300 --> 00:45:00,100 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 681 00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:04,100 - What are you doing out here? - Just sitting here. 682 00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:07,000 Sometimes I just sit here and look at the house. 683 00:45:07,900 --> 00:45:10,600 - You park here sometimes? - Yeah. Sometimes. 684 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:15,300 I just like to see you guys. I see you playing guitar up there. 685 00:45:16,300 --> 00:45:17,500 Okay. 686 00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:19,300 - Sounds good. - Thanks. 687 00:45:21,300 --> 00:45:23,700 - You know, Poppop... - Yeah. 688 00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:25,700 ...he's sick. - Mom said. 689 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,200 I was thinking about that, too. 690 00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:35,700 Why do you have a bow and arrow in there? 691 00:45:35,700 --> 00:45:38,800 I was just out with Shelly. I'm not playing favorites. 692 00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,300 I just think we need to be together for a while. 693 00:45:41,300 --> 00:45:42,800 Yeah, that's okay. 694 00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:45,900 - How's your program going? - Great. 695 00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:56,600 You're gonna get that camera if you keep it up! 696 00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:03,000 Look at this house. 697 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,700 Someone should be happy here. 698 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,200 How did I fuck this up? 699 00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:10,100 Seriously. 700 00:46:10,900 --> 00:46:14,800 What if I remembered the tartar sauce? Would things be different? 701 00:46:15,700 --> 00:46:18,900 Would Robert die not thinking I'm a jerk-off... 702 00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:20,500 jerk-fuck? 703 00:46:20,500 --> 00:46:23,500 Don't forget the tartar sauce. 704 00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:24,600 Just call the order in, Noreen... 705 00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,100 and quit busting my you-know-what, okay? 706 00:46:27,100 --> 00:46:29,500 You always half-listen to what I'm saying to you! 707 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:31,300 I heard you. Tartar sauce. 708 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:37,900 Tartar sauce. Tartar sauce. Tartar sauce. 709 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:41,900 Tartar sauce, tartar sauce, tartar sauce, tartar sauce. 710 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,400 Man, how I'd like to put my face in there. 711 00:46:47,900 --> 00:46:50,000 Right in there. Tartar sauce. 712 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,300 My hips are cold. Tartar sauce. 713 00:46:54,300 --> 00:46:55,900 That's when you know it's cold. 714 00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:57,700 I like eating pussy. Tartar sauce. 715 00:46:57,700 --> 00:46:59,200 A lot of guys don't. Well, maybe they do. 716 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,700 Maybe that's just black guys. Tartar sauce. 717 00:47:01,700 --> 00:47:04,100 What happened to the guy who was trying to go around the world... 718 00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:05,400 in a balloon? Did he make it? 719 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:06,700 I should put some espionage... 720 00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:08,600 or stolen plutonium in my novel. Tartar sauce. 721 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,300 Spice it up. Neil Young. Fuck, it's cold! 722 00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:14,500 Neil Young? Why am I thinking about Neil Young? 723 00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:16,700 Neil Diamond. Neil. There's not a lot of famous Neils. 724 00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:18,400 Is this Wednesday? I wish I had two dicks. 725 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:21,300 I thought the whole family was going to learn Spanish together this year. 726 00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:23,000 That never really happened. 727 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000 I haven't had a Spanish omelet in a long time. 728 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:27,400 Here we go. 729 00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,000 Anything else? 730 00:47:31,900 --> 00:47:32,900 No. 731 00:47:37,700 --> 00:47:39,700 Where is the tartar sauce? 732 00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,200 They were out. They apologized. 733 00:47:43,900 --> 00:47:46,500 - They were cool about it. - They were out? 734 00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:50,600 - They were out. - They were out of tartar sauce? 735 00:47:51,900 --> 00:47:53,200 I'm calling them. 736 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:55,900 Fuck, Noreen. 737 00:47:56,700 --> 00:48:00,400 It's not about the tartar sauce. It's about you. You don't care! 738 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,200 I don't care about tartar sauce! 739 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:03,800 I'm trying to make a living for this family. 740 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,000 I've got work things to think about and pressure. 741 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,200 Tartar sauce? Fuck, Noreen, are you serious? 742 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:09,600 You are so selfish! 743 00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,300 I would do anything for you... 744 00:48:14,300 --> 00:48:17,600 - Everything you say is right. ...as if we're not happy. 745 00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,900 - I'm trying to take care of the family. - You come in here, looked in my face... 746 00:48:23,900 --> 00:48:25,200 and you lied to me, Dave. 747 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:27,800 Do you think I'm a moron? "They're out." 748 00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:31,900 We both just think it's better for the kids. 749 00:48:32,700 --> 00:48:35,800 David, sacrifice is... 750 00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:43,200 To get anything of value, you have to sacrifice. 751 00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:46,000 I know that, Dad. But I think if we continue down this road... 752 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,700 it's going to be too detrimental for the kids. 753 00:48:47,700 --> 00:48:49,400 It's just too hard. 754 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:53,100 Do you know that the harder thing to do and the right thing to do... 755 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,700 are usually the same thing? 756 00:48:56,700 --> 00:49:00,100 Nothing that has meaning is easy. 757 00:49:00,100 --> 00:49:02,600 Easy doesn't enter into grown-up life. 758 00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:21,600 I'm not comfortable with an 18-degree variance. 759 00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,900 - Why even forecast? - It's a technical art... 760 00:49:23,900 --> 00:49:25,900 not a science. People get that. 761 00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:29,500 - Let's narrow it down, Tim. - Dave, it's random. 762 00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:31,200 We do our best. 763 00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,300 A day can have that variance. 764 00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:38,000 - Dave, phone call. - Tell him to take a message. 765 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,400 It's Hello America. 766 00:50:01,300 --> 00:50:02,700 Can we shop here? 767 00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:05,600 Sure. Where is that? 768 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:07,200 - Bendel. - All right. 769 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:20,500 Dad? 770 00:50:24,100 --> 00:50:27,600 You know what? Let's go for a walk. Take a break. 771 00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:28,800 You don't like it? 772 00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,800 No, maybe we'll come back later. We'll just take a break. 773 00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:38,600 - So how's everything going? - Good. 774 00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:41,000 - How's school? - Good. 775 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,800 - Dance school? - Good. 776 00:50:44,900 --> 00:50:47,200 You know, when I was in school... 777 00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:51,100 I guess the hardest thing was how other kids can be a little mean. 778 00:50:52,100 --> 00:50:53,500 Names and stuff. 779 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:58,000 Do you ever get called names? 780 00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,700 Like what? 781 00:50:59,700 --> 00:51:03,400 I don't know, like "dummy" if you miss a question... 782 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,100 or "camel toe." 783 00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:07,400 Yeah. Camel toe. 784 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,700 Do you know why? 785 00:51:11,700 --> 00:51:12,900 Why what? 786 00:51:13,900 --> 00:51:15,700 Why you get called camel toe? 787 00:51:16,700 --> 00:51:17,800 Yeah. 788 00:51:20,700 --> 00:51:21,700 Why, hon? 789 00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:25,900 Because camel toes are tough. 790 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:30,300 They can walk all over the desert and all the hot rocks. 791 00:51:31,300 --> 00:51:32,600 I'm tough. 792 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,500 That's right. It's because they're tough. 793 00:51:41,100 --> 00:51:42,600 You ready to shop again? 794 00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,800 I think they make car tires out of camel toes. 795 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:52,900 Yeah, I think I heard that. 796 00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,900 I just think you're more grown-up than that other stuff. 797 00:51:57,900 --> 00:51:59,400 I don't think I like it. 798 00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,500 But that was sort of kid stuff. 799 00:52:01,500 --> 00:52:04,100 I like this dress. It's New York style. 800 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,300 Let me see. 801 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:14,300 Hey. 802 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,200 - You like it? - I like it. Yeah. 803 00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:19,900 Do you like it? 804 00:52:19,900 --> 00:52:21,800 Yeah, I think I do. 805 00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:25,700 Do you feel comfortable in it? Because, you know, that's the thing. 806 00:52:25,700 --> 00:52:27,100 Yeah, it's comfy. 807 00:52:27,900 --> 00:52:29,500 You look great. 808 00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:31,700 You look all grown-up. 809 00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:33,600 Okay, change. Let's get some more. 810 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:34,700 Really? 811 00:52:34,700 --> 00:52:37,600 Sure, and then we'll go show Poppop some of this stuff. 812 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:06,300 Poppop! Poppop! 813 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,700 - Check this out. - That's nice, hon. 814 00:53:09,700 --> 00:53:11,900 I know. I got a lot more, too! 815 00:53:14,300 --> 00:53:15,400 Dave. 816 00:53:15,900 --> 00:53:18,100 - How are you feeling? - I'm all right. 817 00:53:19,100 --> 00:53:21,100 Mike got arrested. 818 00:53:21,900 --> 00:53:22,900 What? 819 00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:27,900 He fucked his drug counselor's car up. They were on their way to a movie. 820 00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,000 A movie? 821 00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:42,000 Mike said he was trying to suck him off. 822 00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:47,400 Then Mike chucked a rock through his car's passenger window. 823 00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:52,300 What is this sucking and chucking rocks? 824 00:53:52,300 --> 00:53:54,000 I mean, what is this? 825 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,000 What did the guy say? 826 00:53:57,000 --> 00:54:00,300 He said Mike tried to jack his wallet. 827 00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:10,400 What is this sucking and chucking and jacking and fucking-up, Son? 828 00:54:11,100 --> 00:54:12,500 He's 15 years old! 829 00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:14,800 What is this shit? 830 00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,300 - Where is he? - He's at home. 831 00:54:18,900 --> 00:54:20,500 What is this? 832 00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:21,600 Fuck. 833 00:54:31,900 --> 00:54:33,900 Are you ready for the doctors? 834 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:35,600 Yeah. 835 00:54:38,900 --> 00:54:41,000 Got you! You're dead. 836 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,000 I think just what he said happened, happened. 837 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,000 I think the guy was trying to make a move on him... 838 00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:46,900 and Mike got surprised and scared. 839 00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:50,500 Hon, will you get me a pop from the pop machine? 840 00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:52,400 Can you get your pop later? 841 00:54:53,100 --> 00:54:56,700 I'm trying to send Shelly away so she doesn't have to hear this. 842 00:54:56,700 --> 00:54:59,400 This guy says that Mike tried to steal his wallet... 843 00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:02,700 and that's why they were fighting when the police came. 844 00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:05,600 - How is he? - He's scared. I don't know. 845 00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,300 I can come home. 846 00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:12,000 No, stay there and do your Hello America thing. 847 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:14,800 - You act like... - What? 848 00:55:15,300 --> 00:55:16,900 Like Mike's in trouble... 849 00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:19,500 'cause I'm interviewing at Hello America. Give me a break! 850 00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:21,000 I don't have any money. 851 00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:26,100 Russ is helping anyway. 852 00:55:26,100 --> 00:55:29,600 - That dildo's what? - He's been a big help, okay? 853 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,200 You can stay there. 854 00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:32,800 Fine. I'll stay here with camel toe. 855 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,900 You just take care of stuff there! You take care of it! 856 00:55:34,900 --> 00:55:36,700 Camel toe? What are you talking about? 857 00:55:36,700 --> 00:55:38,900 I had to find out how kids taunt Shelly about that... 858 00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:40,200 and you're letting her get taunted. 859 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:42,300 You're not paying attention to the way she goes to school! 860 00:55:42,300 --> 00:55:43,800 I take care of everything around here. 861 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:44,900 Well, I bought her new stuff. 862 00:55:44,900 --> 00:55:46,400 I bought her a bunch of brand new stuff... 863 00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:48,900 - and she told me all kinds of stuff, so... - Don't be such a dick. 864 00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:50,500 You have her for one weekend. 865 00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:52,700 You know what, Noreen? Just... 866 00:55:52,700 --> 00:55:56,000 Fuck! Whatever. Let me talk to Mike. 867 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,400 He's sleeping, and don't talk to me like that. 868 00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:00,600 More dildo, more fucking... 869 00:56:01,500 --> 00:56:03,900 Listen, I have to go, Noreen. I'll talk to you soon. 870 00:56:03,900 --> 00:56:05,100 Whatever. 871 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,700 I thought you were trying to improve matters with Noreen... 872 00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:11,100 if not reconcile. 873 00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:13,500 I am. What did Frost say? 874 00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:16,200 He wants to speak to me in about 10 minutes. 875 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,300 It was cold in there. 876 00:56:18,300 --> 00:56:21,300 Would you get me a coffee, Dave? So I can warm up. 877 00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:23,200 Yeah, Dad. 878 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,300 Dildo. Jacking... 879 00:56:36,300 --> 00:56:37,600 Hi. 880 00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:38,800 Hi. $0.65. 881 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:43,300 Fuck. 882 00:56:45,300 --> 00:56:47,500 - Hey. - Hi. 883 00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:49,100 Poppop went in? 884 00:56:49,100 --> 00:56:51,100 - Yeah. - Great. Yeah. He wanted a coffee. 885 00:56:51,100 --> 00:56:52,600 Do you have my wallet? 886 00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:58,100 You only had $1. 887 00:56:58,900 --> 00:57:01,800 You should carry more money than that. 888 00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:02,900 I know. 889 00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:17,600 Well, did he say whether any more therapy could... 890 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:20,800 No, he didn't have a different opinion than Pritch. 891 00:57:23,300 --> 00:57:25,300 There's too large a plane. 892 00:57:26,700 --> 00:57:28,100 It's a no-go. 893 00:57:29,700 --> 00:57:32,100 - Well, did he say... - He said months. 894 00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:37,700 - Did he say a lot of months? - Well, what's a lot? 895 00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:41,900 I don't know, like 12. 896 00:57:41,900 --> 00:57:45,700 Well, if he meant 12, he probably would've said a year, Son. 897 00:57:47,100 --> 00:57:49,500 I think he meant three or four. 898 00:58:08,700 --> 00:58:11,000 Well, you have a big day tomorrow. 899 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,700 The Hello America show. 900 00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:15,900 Yeah. 901 00:59:18,700 --> 00:59:21,000 ... and here comes the grand marshal, Dave Spritzel. 902 00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,800 Didn't his name used to be Spritz? 903 00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,100 Yeah, it sure did... 904 00:59:24,100 --> 00:59:26,300 but he changed it back to the original Spritzel. 905 00:59:26,300 --> 00:59:27,500 Why the change, Ed? 906 00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:29,600 Well, when you're national, there's no more up. 907 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:30,800 So he changed it back... 908 00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:34,400 like John "Cougar" Mellencamp. He's realer now and more authentic. 909 00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:37,500 - Who's that with him? - Those are the wife and kids. 910 00:59:37,500 --> 00:59:40,100 Didn't they used to have a real fucked-up relationship? 911 00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:42,600 Not anymore. That's something else that changed. 912 00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:44,700 It seems Hello America with Byrant Gumbel... 913 00:59:44,700 --> 00:59:46,200 gave them all a fresh start... 914 00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:50,700 and an increase in salary to $980,000 outside promotional fees... 915 00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:54,100 which puts Dave well over $1 million a year. 916 00:59:54,100 --> 00:59:58,500 - That got his wife's ear, I bet. - You bet. That buys a lot of face time. 917 00:59:58,500 --> 00:59:59,900 Now everything's great. 918 00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:02,700 - Did he say that? - Yeah, he told me that... 919 01:00:41,700 --> 01:00:43,300 Hello, America. 920 01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:49,300 What are your hobbies? 921 01:00:49,300 --> 01:00:51,500 Writing. Archery. 922 01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:58,700 And you don't have a degree in meteorology? 923 01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:01,900 General communications. 924 01:01:01,900 --> 01:01:04,900 Well, listen. We've seen a lot of your work in Chicago. 925 01:01:04,900 --> 01:01:05,900 Okay. 926 01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:09,900 We think you're great, refreshing. 927 01:01:09,900 --> 01:01:11,600 We love the Spritz Nipper. 928 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:12,800 Great. 929 01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:16,000 Why don't we run some blue screen, and we'll do a walk-through on the set? 930 01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:17,000 Great. 931 01:01:24,300 --> 01:01:26,600 Here's your station. We'll run some screen. 932 01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:28,500 Give me a second to set it up. 933 01:01:55,000 --> 01:01:56,300 - Hi. - Hi. 934 01:01:56,900 --> 01:01:58,800 I'm waiting for Mark. I'm running some screen. 935 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:00,300 - Dave. - Bryant. 936 01:02:00,900 --> 01:02:02,400 - Nervous? - No. 937 01:02:03,900 --> 01:02:05,300 - Sure? - Yeah. 938 01:02:06,300 --> 01:02:08,700 You look just a little bit nervous. 939 01:02:08,700 --> 01:02:10,400 It's not nerves. 940 01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:12,300 - Other shit. - Yeah. 941 01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:18,200 ...mild in the Northwest. 942 01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,900 As this high-pressure system gives way... 943 01:02:19,900 --> 01:02:21,500 we'll see warm temperatures in New Mexico... 944 01:02:21,500 --> 01:02:23,300 I know it's not neurosurgery... 945 01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:26,400 but green screen is the one part of my job that's not really easy. 946 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:29,100 ...35 in New York with colder temperatures west to Michigan... 947 01:02:29,100 --> 01:02:31,400 You need a sense of where put-ons will come from... 948 01:02:31,400 --> 01:02:33,200 and a pretty strong sense of scale. 949 01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:35,300 ...there are travel advisories in New Orleans and Atlanta. 950 01:02:35,300 --> 01:02:36,400 It's pretty heavy weather... 951 01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:38,300 I've gotten real good at it. 952 01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:40,700 I thought everything went over pretty well. 953 01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:46,000 So we'll let you know in a couple of days. 954 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,200 Okay. 955 01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:50,500 This is my father, Robert Spritzel, and my daughter. 956 01:02:50,500 --> 01:02:51,900 We're a little late for our plane... 957 01:02:51,900 --> 01:02:53,200 so we thought we'd leave from here. 958 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,400 - Yeah, I'm sorry. We kept you late. - That's cool. 959 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:56,900 - So you've got the numbers? - Yes. 960 01:02:56,900 --> 01:02:59,300 There's a built-in with Purina I forgot. $42,000. 961 01:02:59,300 --> 01:03:00,300 Okay. 962 01:03:00,300 --> 01:03:02,500 - What's a built-in? - It's a compulsory endorsement... 963 01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:04,700 if I'm offered the job. 964 01:03:04,700 --> 01:03:06,700 - Dog food? - Yeah. Pet products. 965 01:03:09,100 --> 01:03:11,400 Dave doesn't own a pet. 966 01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,500 Well, I have Jackson. 967 01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:16,000 Jackson lives with your wife and kids. 968 01:03:18,800 --> 01:03:20,500 We'll let you know. 969 01:03:37,300 --> 01:03:39,400 - Russ is here. - Okay. 970 01:03:40,100 --> 01:03:42,500 - Where's Mike? - Inside. 971 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:50,300 - Dave. - Hi, Russ. 972 01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,700 He's upstairs. He's still pretty upset about it. 973 01:03:55,700 --> 01:03:57,700 - Did he talk about it? - Yeah. 974 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:01,900 - To you? - He's told us what happened. 975 01:04:01,900 --> 01:04:04,700 He was with his counselor, Don Boden. I guess he... 976 01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:07,800 I don't really know why what happened next happened. 977 01:04:08,700 --> 01:04:12,600 He was talking about my son, and I was taking my gloves off. 978 01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:15,100 Apparently, they were going to a movie... 979 01:04:15,100 --> 01:04:16,700 - What the fuck? - Why are you here? 980 01:04:16,700 --> 01:04:18,300 - What are you doing? - Why are you here? 981 01:04:18,300 --> 01:04:20,100 - I'm helping Noreen! - Why are you helping? 982 01:04:20,100 --> 01:04:22,000 - Dave. - Son. Jesus. 983 01:04:29,100 --> 01:04:30,900 Here's something that... 984 01:04:30,900 --> 01:04:33,700 if you want your father to think you're not a silly fuck... 985 01:04:33,700 --> 01:04:36,600 don't slap a guy across the face with a glove. 986 01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:39,000 Because if you do that, that's what he will think... 987 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:42,700 unless you're a nobleman or something in the 19th century... 988 01:04:42,700 --> 01:04:44,100 which I'm not. 989 01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:49,500 - You can get inside okay, Dad? - Yeah. 990 01:05:21,100 --> 01:05:23,700 "When my back's against the wall, I order a chink call-girl... 991 01:05:23,700 --> 01:05:24,900 "or I box some rounds with Richie... 992 01:05:26,100 --> 01:05:27,800 "the Puerto Rican southpaw at Clancey's gym. 993 01:05:29,100 --> 01:05:30,100 "'But tonight,' Roy thought... 994 01:05:30,100 --> 01:05:32,000 "'once I smuggle this fucking plutonium out... 995 01:05:32,000 --> 01:05:34,700 "'I'm just going to drink some Scotch and hit the sack.' 996 01:05:34,700 --> 01:05:36,500 "Roy had picked up Oliver at his science lab... 997 01:05:36,500 --> 01:05:37,500 "and there he snagged the vials. 998 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:38,900 "He stashed them in his computer case..." 999 01:05:55,700 --> 01:05:59,200 My mom discovered an idea known as a living funeral... 1000 01:05:59,900 --> 01:06:02,700 in a book she read to help her with Robert dying. 1001 01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:17,000 It's where someone's family and friends gather... 1002 01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:19,600 like they might at the person's funeral... 1003 01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:24,500 only when the person's alive, so they can see everybody. 1004 01:06:47,300 --> 01:06:48,900 - Hey, what's up? - What's up? 1005 01:06:48,900 --> 01:06:50,500 Hey, what's the Nipper? 1006 01:06:50,500 --> 01:06:53,100 - What's that? - What's the Nipper this week? 1007 01:06:53,100 --> 01:06:54,500 I don't know. 1008 01:06:54,500 --> 01:06:55,900 You don't know yet? 1009 01:06:55,900 --> 01:06:57,300 Come on, man. 1010 01:06:57,300 --> 01:06:59,400 What? I just asked you about the Nipper. 1011 01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:02,200 Monday, okay? That's the... Okay? 1012 01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:06,500 - What's your problem? - It's February, man. It's cold. 1013 01:07:07,900 --> 01:07:09,000 Fuck! 1014 01:07:10,100 --> 01:07:12,500 - Fuck you, then. - Fuck you! 1015 01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:14,100 Do you know what variance is? 1016 01:07:14,100 --> 01:07:16,400 You think you could pick out a day... 1017 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:19,600 a week ahead and give a realistic... You know? 1018 01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:21,100 - Did you know that? - Weatherman! 1019 01:07:21,100 --> 01:07:22,300 God! Fuck! 1020 01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:33,800 I have kids! 1021 01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:36,100 I have to go see my kids! 1022 01:07:36,100 --> 01:07:39,200 You put fucking pie shit on my coat! 1023 01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:42,400 I have to see my kids with pie on me, man? 1024 01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:44,100 Go see your kids with shit on you! 1025 01:07:44,100 --> 01:07:45,700 Hey, calm down, man! 1026 01:07:46,900 --> 01:07:49,200 I have to see my family! 1027 01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:52,100 I have to see... 1028 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,900 - Hello? - Hello? Dave? 1029 01:08:04,900 --> 01:08:08,100 - What? - It's Mark Dersen from Hello America. 1030 01:08:10,100 --> 01:08:11,300 Hi, Dave. 1031 01:08:22,700 --> 01:08:24,200 - Take care. - Okay. 1032 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:27,100 Noreen. 1033 01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:28,800 - Hi. - Hi. 1034 01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:32,700 Shelly looks nice. 1035 01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:35,400 We bought that in New York. 1036 01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:37,600 Yeah, I know. That's why I said it. 1037 01:08:37,600 --> 01:08:39,000 It's very nice. 1038 01:08:41,100 --> 01:08:45,000 Noreen, I got offered the show. Hello America with Bryant Gumbel. 1039 01:08:46,300 --> 01:08:47,700 Well, that's great. 1040 01:08:49,700 --> 01:08:53,700 - Are you gonna take it? - I'm thinking about it. 1041 01:08:53,700 --> 01:08:57,700 It's a pretty substantial salary, and you know the venue. It's big. 1042 01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,200 It's a pretty big salary jump, I guess. 1043 01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:04,800 $1.2 million all in, Noreen. 1044 01:09:07,300 --> 01:09:09,200 Can we think about that? 1045 01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:10,900 What? 1046 01:09:12,700 --> 01:09:16,700 What that kind of change could be like for everybody. 1047 01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:18,700 Mike, Shelly, you know? 1048 01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:24,200 If we thought about trying again. 1049 01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:30,600 Dave, I'm marrying Russ. 1050 01:11:16,100 --> 01:11:18,700 Accuracy equals focusing on a point. 1051 01:11:21,500 --> 01:11:23,600 Gravity pulls an inch a yard. 1052 01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:25,000 You point up. 1053 01:11:29,900 --> 01:11:32,100 But you have to factor in wind... 1054 01:11:32,100 --> 01:11:34,300 which is the most difficult part. 1055 01:11:41,500 --> 01:11:42,700 Noreen. 1056 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:51,800 I had to go in anyway. 1057 01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:54,400 It was time for my speech. 1058 01:12:01,700 --> 01:12:04,100 And that's what I know about Robert Spritzel. 1059 01:12:04,700 --> 01:12:08,700 Forbearance, charity, wisdom. 1060 01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:12,700 There are too few like him. 1061 01:12:13,300 --> 01:12:15,500 And now Robert's son, David. 1062 01:12:28,900 --> 01:12:30,300 Good afternoon. 1063 01:12:34,300 --> 01:12:36,600 Many of you came from long distances... 1064 01:12:37,500 --> 01:12:41,300 and I know I speak for my mom and Noreen... 1065 01:12:41,300 --> 01:12:44,900 and my family, Mike and Shelly, when I say thank you. 1066 01:12:49,100 --> 01:12:53,100 When I think of my dad, I think of Bob Seger's Like a Rock. 1067 01:12:57,700 --> 01:12:59,500 And then the power went out. 1068 01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:14,800 Then, when the lights came back on in 40 minutes... 1069 01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:18,100 everyone had pretty much forgotten that I was talking... 1070 01:13:19,800 --> 01:13:22,500 and we never finished that part of the thing. 1071 01:13:23,700 --> 01:13:26,300 So my speech was, "When I think of my dad... 1072 01:13:26,300 --> 01:13:28,700 "I think of Bob Seger's Like a Rock." 1073 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,800 That's all I said at my dad's living funeral... 1074 01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:35,300 something about Bob Seger. 1075 01:13:53,500 --> 01:13:57,100 You've reached 272-7638. Please leave a message. 1076 01:13:58,500 --> 01:14:01,900 Dave, it's Mark Dersen from Hello America. 1077 01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:05,900 Can you give me a call back? I called a couple of times Friday... 1078 01:14:05,900 --> 01:14:09,300 and I'm wondering why you haven't called me back. 1079 01:14:09,300 --> 01:14:12,600 If I need to move down on my list, look, I need to know. Okay? 1080 01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:16,100 It's not "Hello, you know, whatever, Orlando." 1081 01:14:16,100 --> 01:14:18,800 Look. I'm still jacked about you, Dave. 1082 01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:21,200 I just need to hear from you. Give me a call. 1083 01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:32,700 Your phone's ringing. 1084 01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:35,700 I know. 1085 01:14:39,300 --> 01:14:41,200 Why aren't you getting it? 1086 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:45,000 It's the Bryant Gumbel thing. 1087 01:14:46,300 --> 01:14:48,300 So why aren't you getting it? 1088 01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:51,500 Did you bring that stuff? 1089 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,400 It's by the door. 1090 01:15:01,200 --> 01:15:02,900 You should get it. 1091 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,000 Fuck. 1092 01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:19,500 It was a McDonald's hot apple pie. 1093 01:15:19,500 --> 01:15:20,900 They're not kidding. 1094 01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:22,800 It was hot. 1095 01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:49,200 The other thing that gets to people... 1096 01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:51,800 that leads to pies, I guess... 1097 01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:54,100 are these catch phrases we're required to use... 1098 01:15:54,100 --> 01:15:56,200 to single the program out. 1099 01:15:56,900 --> 01:15:58,900 It gets under people's skin. 1100 01:15:58,900 --> 01:16:00,000 Spritz Nipper. 1101 01:16:05,300 --> 01:16:07,300 But the whole thing about all of it... 1102 01:16:07,300 --> 01:16:09,300 all the getting hit with stuff... 1103 01:16:09,900 --> 01:16:12,700 the whole thing is, who gets hit with a fucking pie, anyway? 1104 01:16:12,700 --> 01:16:14,700 Did anyone ever throw a pie at Thomas Jefferson? 1105 01:16:14,700 --> 01:16:16,900 Or Buzz Aldrin? I doubt it. 1106 01:16:16,900 --> 01:16:19,300 But this is like the ninth time I got... 1107 01:16:20,300 --> 01:16:22,100 Clowns get hit with pies. 1108 01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:38,600 - Fuck! - I'm Mike's father! Here's your shit! 1109 01:16:47,700 --> 01:16:50,000 I saw you buy this at the mall on North Avenue! 1110 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:51,700 And I'm telling the cops, too! 1111 01:16:51,700 --> 01:16:55,100 So you can cut your crap about Mike jacking your wallet! 1112 01:16:59,900 --> 01:17:03,000 He's just a kid. See! 1113 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,500 He looks grown, but he's just a kid! 1114 01:17:06,500 --> 01:17:08,800 You fucking asshole. 1115 01:17:13,300 --> 01:17:16,700 I mean, I'll bet no one ever threw a pie at, like... 1116 01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:20,400 Harriet Tubman, the founder of the Underground Railroad. 1117 01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:23,000 I'll bet you a million fucking dollars. 1118 01:17:52,100 --> 01:17:54,700 The first time I was struck with something... 1119 01:17:55,300 --> 01:17:57,700 a chicken breast from Kenny Rogers... 1120 01:17:58,200 --> 01:18:00,600 I was standing next to a garbage pail. 1121 01:18:01,500 --> 01:18:05,200 I thought it might've been an accident, that they were throwing it out. 1122 01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:08,300 The second time, it hit me square on the chin... 1123 01:18:08,300 --> 01:18:10,000 a soft taco. 1124 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:11,500 Then, pop. 1125 01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:13,900 A falafel. 1126 01:18:15,100 --> 01:18:16,400 McNuggets. 1127 01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:19,900 Always fast food. 1128 01:18:21,300 --> 01:18:22,600 Fast food. 1129 01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:26,900 Shit people would rather throw out than finish. 1130 01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:28,900 It's easy. It tastes all right... 1131 01:18:28,900 --> 01:18:32,000 but it doesn't really provide you any nourishment. 1132 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,500 I'm fast food. 1133 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,000 Hey. 1134 01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:39,800 Hey. 1135 01:18:44,100 --> 01:18:46,000 - Did you see him? - Yeah. 1136 01:18:48,100 --> 01:18:51,500 Am I gonna get in trouble? I didn't do anything. 1137 01:18:53,700 --> 01:18:56,300 You're not in trouble. I took care of it. 1138 01:18:58,200 --> 01:18:59,400 I got on him. 1139 01:19:00,400 --> 01:19:03,000 I let him know we're not messing around. 1140 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:04,200 I whaled on him. 1141 01:19:04,900 --> 01:19:06,000 What? 1142 01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:09,200 I caught him one clean one for sure, on the forehead... 1143 01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:11,500 and then I fucking whaled on him. 1144 01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:13,500 Seriously? 1145 01:19:14,200 --> 01:19:18,100 He's not going to say you stole anything, and you're not in trouble. 1146 01:19:26,100 --> 01:19:28,800 - What are you eating? - Corn dog. 1147 01:19:44,300 --> 01:19:46,300 You're a kid, Mike. Fuck. 1148 01:19:47,100 --> 01:19:49,100 - I'm not a kid. - You are a kid. 1149 01:19:49,100 --> 01:19:53,700 Don't put yourself in grown-up situations again until you're a grown-up. 1150 01:19:53,700 --> 01:19:55,100 - Okay. - Okay? 1151 01:19:55,100 --> 01:19:56,200 Yeah. 1152 01:19:58,300 --> 01:20:01,100 - Do you want me to get you a corn dog? - What? No. 1153 01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:04,100 What do you want? 1154 01:20:05,700 --> 01:20:06,800 Nothing. 1155 01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:24,800 Weatherman! 1156 01:20:33,100 --> 01:20:34,500 - Hey. - Hi. 1157 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:38,700 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 1158 01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:42,300 I just wanted you to... 1159 01:20:42,300 --> 01:20:43,300 What? 1160 01:20:45,700 --> 01:20:47,700 I was eighteen 1161 01:20:47,700 --> 01:20:49,300 Didn't have a care 1162 01:20:50,700 --> 01:20:52,400 Working for peanuts 1163 01:20:53,100 --> 01:20:54,700 Not a dime to spare 1164 01:20:56,700 --> 01:21:00,500 But I was lean and solid everywhere 1165 01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:02,700 Like a rock 1166 01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:07,300 I don't really get it. 1167 01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:09,800 Am I following it? 1168 01:21:12,900 --> 01:21:16,600 It was just a lead up to other things I wanted to say. 1169 01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:18,800 Here's the part. 1170 01:21:19,400 --> 01:21:21,500 And I held firm 1171 01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:23,700 To what I felt was right 1172 01:21:23,700 --> 01:21:25,500 Like a rock 1173 01:21:26,100 --> 01:21:28,600 I wanted to talk about that part... 1174 01:21:28,600 --> 01:21:30,100 about you. 1175 01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:32,500 That's like you. 1176 01:21:32,500 --> 01:21:35,000 I was strong as I could be 1177 01:21:35,000 --> 01:21:36,700 Like a rock 1178 01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:40,900 I got the job. 1179 01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:43,500 New York? 1180 01:21:44,900 --> 01:21:47,700 That's terrific. That's a remarkable income. 1181 01:21:48,300 --> 01:21:51,200 That's more money than I ever made, that salary. 1182 01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:53,400 Yeah. 1183 01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:55,900 That's quite an American accomplishment. 1184 01:21:56,700 --> 01:21:57,700 Thanks. 1185 01:22:01,100 --> 01:22:02,700 Are you okay? 1186 01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:11,300 I can't knuckle down. 1187 01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:13,900 Noreen's marrying Russ. 1188 01:22:13,900 --> 01:22:16,200 There's nothing to knuckle down on, so... 1189 01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:18,600 I can't fucking knuckle down. 1190 01:22:22,100 --> 01:22:23,300 Your hand. 1191 01:22:26,400 --> 01:22:28,500 I just saw Mike's counselor. 1192 01:22:29,700 --> 01:22:33,200 Mike mentioned that you were gonna fix this business up. 1193 01:22:34,900 --> 01:22:36,500 He's in no trouble? 1194 01:22:38,700 --> 01:22:40,100 Good job. 1195 01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:48,000 Your hand okay? 1196 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:49,600 It's okay. 1197 01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:51,600 - You certain? - Don't worry. 1198 01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:55,700 You always worry about your kids... 1199 01:22:56,700 --> 01:22:58,200 no matter how old. 1200 01:22:59,000 --> 01:23:01,100 There's always looking after. 1201 01:23:12,700 --> 01:23:14,300 I read your book. 1202 01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:16,100 Fuck. 1203 01:23:19,300 --> 01:23:23,300 I was going to do some more work on it, then I chucked it. 1204 01:23:23,300 --> 01:23:25,500 - You chucked it. - Garbage. 1205 01:23:28,100 --> 01:23:32,100 It's just what I do, David. 1206 01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:35,800 I've practiced and I've gotten good. 1207 01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:38,200 Like you and the weather business. 1208 01:23:41,300 --> 01:23:42,900 But I don't predict it. 1209 01:23:42,900 --> 01:23:45,500 Nobody does, 'cause it's just wind. It's wind. 1210 01:23:45,500 --> 01:23:47,100 It blows all over the place! 1211 01:23:47,100 --> 01:23:48,500 What the fuck? 1212 01:23:56,300 --> 01:23:58,800 I have to go to work. 1213 01:23:58,800 --> 01:23:59,800 David. 1214 01:24:06,100 --> 01:24:08,000 This shit life... 1215 01:24:11,300 --> 01:24:13,300 we must chuck some things. 1216 01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:20,100 We must chuck them... 1217 01:24:21,600 --> 01:24:23,300 in this shit life. 1218 01:24:30,400 --> 01:24:32,300 There's always looking after. 1219 01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:36,800 You have time. 1220 01:24:43,500 --> 01:24:44,500 Thanks. 1221 01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:43,600 Pretty soon after Robert's living funeral, we had his real one. 1222 01:26:39,500 --> 01:26:41,500 I'm sorry for your loss. 1223 01:26:44,100 --> 01:26:46,400 That's a lovely thing to say to me. 1224 01:26:48,000 --> 01:26:49,500 Where'd you hear that? 1225 01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:51,300 His friends. 1226 01:26:58,900 --> 01:27:01,700 I'm glad one of you brought an umbrella. 1227 01:27:01,700 --> 01:27:04,700 I had a feeling it was going to rain today. 1228 01:27:04,700 --> 01:27:06,600 You're not going to take my job, are you? 1229 01:27:06,600 --> 01:27:10,600 No. I'm going to be a cameraman for Monday Night Football. 1230 01:27:12,200 --> 01:27:13,500 Is that okay? 1231 01:27:15,700 --> 01:27:18,000 Yeah. That's good. 1232 01:27:21,700 --> 01:27:25,400 There are a great many of Robert's friends here, even in winter. 1233 01:27:25,900 --> 01:27:29,300 I think it's because Robert was unusual. 1234 01:27:29,300 --> 01:27:32,200 I think that's what brought so many of you out. 1235 01:27:32,800 --> 01:27:36,500 A loving husband and father for 40 years. 1236 01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:39,700 And a good friend to some of you for longer. 1237 01:27:40,500 --> 01:27:44,500 I'm sure that's why we appreciated and loved Robert. 1238 01:27:45,500 --> 01:27:47,100 He was excellent. 1239 01:27:47,900 --> 01:27:49,100 Selfless. 1240 01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:51,300 Resolute. 1241 01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:53,700 I remember once... 1242 01:27:54,900 --> 01:27:58,600 imagining what my life would be like, what I'd be like. 1243 01:28:00,300 --> 01:28:02,700 I pictured having all these qualities. 1244 01:28:02,700 --> 01:28:05,600 Strong, positive qualities... 1245 01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:08,600 that people could pick up on from across a room. 1246 01:28:11,500 --> 01:28:13,100 But as time passed... 1247 01:28:13,100 --> 01:28:16,000 few ever became any qualities I actually had. 1248 01:28:18,300 --> 01:28:22,700 And all the possibilities I faced, and the sorts of people I could be... 1249 01:28:22,700 --> 01:28:27,000 all of them got reduced every year to fewer and fewer... 1250 01:28:27,500 --> 01:28:30,100 until finally they got reduced to one... 1251 01:28:30,900 --> 01:28:32,300 to who I am. 1252 01:28:38,700 --> 01:28:40,300 And that's who I am... 1253 01:28:43,900 --> 01:28:45,500 the weatherman. 1254 01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:38,800 But first Dave Spritz has the check of our national weather. Dave. 1255 01:29:38,800 --> 01:29:41,900 Well, thanks, Bryant. Well, it feels like spring if you're in the Northeast. 1256 01:29:41,900 --> 01:29:43,100 Is it gonna last? Let's take a look. 1257 01:29:43,100 --> 01:29:46,000 We've got a warm weather system to thank for these high temperatures... 1258 01:29:46,000 --> 01:29:48,100 Mike, you ready for school? 1259 01:29:48,100 --> 01:29:49,200 Russ? 1260 01:29:49,900 --> 01:29:51,300 Let's go, guys. 1261 01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:52,900 Come on. 1262 01:29:54,500 --> 01:29:56,100 You're gonna get it! 1263 01:29:56,100 --> 01:29:57,900 - Bye, Shelly. - Bye, Mom. 1264 01:29:57,900 --> 01:30:00,600 That's your national weather. I'll be back with your local focus... 1265 01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:02,200 at the bottom of the hour. 1266 01:30:21,800 --> 01:30:24,400 - Hey, are you Dave Spritz? - Yeah. 1267 01:30:25,100 --> 01:30:27,300 - Can I get your autograph? - Sure. 1268 01:30:31,500 --> 01:30:33,600 So is it going to rain today? 1269 01:30:35,300 --> 01:30:36,500 Who knows? 1270 01:30:41,500 --> 01:30:42,900 Hey, Hello America. 1271 01:30:43,600 --> 01:30:46,400 I've been doing the show for a few months. 1272 01:30:46,400 --> 01:30:49,300 People don't throw things at me anymore... 1273 01:30:49,300 --> 01:30:51,800 maybe because I carry a bow around. 1274 01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:53,100 I don't know. 1275 01:30:59,000 --> 01:31:00,600 I go back to Chicago weekends... 1276 01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:02,500 keep it steady with Mike and Shelly... 1277 01:31:02,500 --> 01:31:06,200 come back, do the weather. So... Forecast? 1278 01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:08,400 Come on. 1279 01:31:08,400 --> 01:31:10,500 Another man is with my family. 1280 01:31:11,100 --> 01:31:14,200 Things didn't work out the way I predicted. 1281 01:31:14,200 --> 01:31:16,200 Accepting that's not easy... 1282 01:31:17,300 --> 01:31:19,900 but easy doesn't enter into grown-up life. 1283 01:31:22,800 --> 01:31:25,800 I'll take this American accomplishment. 1284 01:31:25,800 --> 01:31:27,500 That's where I live... 1285 01:31:27,500 --> 01:31:30,600 behind Fire Brigade 47. Okay. 1286 01:31:31,100 --> 01:31:33,100 But in front of SpongeBob. 1287 01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:36,900 Hello, America. 92543