All language subtitles for The Last OG s03e07_English

Hey, thanks for fixing
that window guard, Tray.

Mmmm.
Done.

I wish I was handy like my dad.
He could fix anything.

You should have him
come over, man.

I could use a break.

Well, that would be
a problem.
Why?

Oh, uh, Laura doesn't
like my parents.

She thinks my mom
is too controlling,

so she told me
we can't see them for a while.

I remember when Shay didn't want
my kids to meet my moms, man,

but once she seen how the kids
took to my mother,

it was all good.

When's the last time
you saw your people?

Uh, two years.

Two years?

You mean your parents
never met Ace?

No, no, uh, Laura allows me to
send pictures and videos, so...

What?

You let your wife
run your life like that?

No, Tray, my wife
does not run me.

Man, your wife run your life
like a French poodle

in the Westminster Dog Show.

Okay, you know what, that --
that's not fair, Tray.

What's not fair is your parents
don't even know they grandkids.

It's a compromise,
you know?

I get that you don't
understand that.

You're not married.

Not married,
but I've been in prison.

One time I was locked up
with Lil' Ronnie.

Everybody in the prison
thought he was the easy mark

'cause he was 5'5"
with dimples.

He started fighting
with Harold Supreme

for three days,
going back and forth, hammers.

On the fourth day, Lil' Ronnie
wasn't messed with no more.

Okay, what am I supposed to do,
fight my wife?

No, but take a stand
so she can respect you.

No, you know what?

I'm gonna demand
that we go see my parents.

My kids deserve to know
their grandparents,

and Laura needs to learn
how to respect me.

[ Chuckles ]

It's a joke.
It's a -- a Christmas joke.

[ Chuckles ]

Tray: Oh, Paul, Paul, Paul.

[ Doorbell rings ]

[ Doorbell rings ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Doorbell rings ]
Wait a minute!

[ Doorbell rings ]

Paul?
Hi, I took your advice

and I-I stood up to Laura.

[ Laughs ] Yes, my man.

I told her if my parents
don't see my kids,

I'm out of here.

[ Laughs ]

No, no, no, no.

No, you're not staying
in here.

But you're the one who told me
to take a stand.

Yes,
but in your own apartment!

Tray, please!

For a couple days.

If I go back to her now, she's
never gonna take me seriously.

Please?

Okay, man,
but just for a few days.

Thank you, thank you.
You get the couch, man.

Don't touch my shit.

You got it, all right?

Oh, wow.

**

[ Groans ]

**

[ Yawns ]

**

Paul!

Hey, good morning.

What'd you do
with all my stuff?

Oh, uh, well, I hate clutter,

so I put all your paperwork
in folders

and I organized
your house.

But my house was already
organized --

organized confusion!

I had a system, Paul.

All the bills I can pay,
I put on this desk.

All the bills I can't pay,
I put in the trash!

"Better to keep yourself clean
and bright for you

are the window through which
you must see the world."

A fortune cookie?

Uh, "Real Housewives
of Atlanta," actually.

Oh.

Paul!

Where are my barbecue
spare ribs,

my macaroni
and cheese, okay?

What is this gluten-free stuff
and this organic stuff?

Yeah, I j-- I just did
a little quick shopping run.

It's good.
It's fresh stuff.

[ Spits ]
Oh.

Where's the sugar
in the soda?

Uh, you don't need
all those carbs

and high-fructose corn syrup.
No, no!

Paul,
you don't got to do that.

I don't got
to lose weight.

Actually, your cholesterol
is way too high.

I mean, did you read
what Dr. Lendhardt wrote?

My man, I don't listen
to the doctor.

I got knowledge, wisdom,
and understanding, okay?

I have the knowledge to know
I'm hungry.

I have the wisdom to know
to put them ribs

and some of them pig feet
in my stomach.

And I have the understanding
to know

I'm not supposed to eat 'em,
but guess what.

I don't give a fuck.

Why don't you try a rice cake
and peanut butter?

No.
They're really good.

No, Paul.
I want to --

You don't got to do this.

I know, I kn...

I-I'm just -- I'm very used
to being a caretaker.

I get it.

I was a shook kid from Brooklyn,
too, man.

When Shay took my kids
to Jersey,

I've been feeling
a little lost myself.

But I know this is
an opportunity for me

to find out who I am.

And, my dude, you got
to do the same thing.

Yeah.

You're right.
No, I know, you're right.

This isn't -- I got to
get in touch with me.

I feel a lot better,
thank you.

Where you going?
I'm gonna bleach
your bathroom.

Goddamn it!

He got to go.
He's driving me crazy.

He's terrorizing my stomach!

But Paul's such an angel.

Hells Angel.

He waxed my floors
and fluffed my pillows.

Washed my drawers like
he was my prison bitch, okay?

I woke up this morning,
my toenails were clipped.

Now you tell me
how that happened.

I mean, I would love for someone
to treat me like that.

Also, you shouldn't have gotten
involved with his relationship.

You messed up
a perfectly unhappy home.

Think of this
as karmic debt.

Yeah, it sounds like
he's just dealing with a lot.

I'm sure he's just trying
to process all his feelings.

I got my own emotions
and feelings to deal with, okay?

I cannot be his Dr. Phil.

I need Dr. Phil myself,
okay?

His family live right
across the hall!

My family live
across the river.

The river!

What you both need to do
is get out of the house.

You know,
maybe go to a club,

get your mind off your problems,
have a little fun.

That's what I do.

What?

I always knew you was
wheaty beaty bing-bong freak.

A big ol' freak.

But maybe going to the spot
might be the move.

That's a great idea.

Quickest way to get Paul back
to his wife

is to show him how awful
the dating scene is.

Get some young fake titties
dripping up off of him,

he be scared to death.

A big ol' freak!

Where you be goin' at?

* Hey, yo, bank your checks

* Go to the mall
and get fresh *

* I'm lookin' for the girls
givin' up the good sex *

* I'm all ice from the wrist,
ears to the neck *

* And we don't buy drinks,
we go to the club wet *

* My nightstick think
my pockets play for the Jets *

* I pull out four stacks,
I call that cash bread *

I c-can't believe I'm really
going out to a real club.

Whoo-wee!

Ladies.

Ooh, I used to pull 'em
like a hamstring.

They used to call me killer
'cause I used to slay 'em.

But I ain't slayed nothin'
in a long time, okay?

Tray, slay 'em?

What are women to you,
deer?

Wild game with titties you got
to hunt in the Serengeti?

Come on, Isis, it's a metaphor
for sexual achievement.

And, Tray,
you're still a killer.

Do you have any idea
how much more confident

I am online
because of you?

I'd like to slay her.
[ Cellphone rings ]

-Ooh.
-Unh-unh-unh.

Don't answer no more calls
from Laura, okay?

You out tonight.

That's it.
We doing our thing.

Stay woke.
Okay.

I'm gonna get online
and get some drinks.

Ooh, I'll go with you. I want
to get white-girl shwasty.

I see somethin' right over there
I'mma jump on.

**

Hey, hey, hey,
what's up, baby girl?

Could you do me a favor
and feel my shirt?

Okay?

Cotton.
Nah.

That's 100%
boyfriend material.

[ Laughing ] Oh, my God!

My name is Tray.

[ Laughs ]

I'm Nikiesha.

You know the sexiest thing about
a man is his sense of humor.

You know what they say
the sexiest part of a woman is?

What?
They say her eyes.

Mm.
Especially when they on me.

[ Laughing ] Oh, my God.

Nice dress.

Thank you.
I have one just like it,

but I don't have the curves
to fill it out like you do.

What are you
talking about?

You got curves.

I noticed that as soon
as you walked over here.

Thank you.
Can I get you a drink?

Mm.

I'd love one.
Okay.

[ Chuckles ] Bye.

Isis, what you doin'?

Mother...

* You know the vibes

* You know the vibes

* Switch up the ride

* Switch up the ride

* Don't check the price

* Don't check the price

* No switchin' sides

* No switchin' sides
Oh, oh, my God.

Oh, gosh.
I am so sorry.

I was just trying to find
a corner to hide in.

[ Laughs ]
I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I-I knew I shouldn't have
come out tonight.

Yeah, no, me too.

Uh, my --
my friends dragged me out.

My wife and I are going
through a tough time.

Well, my friends said
I'm a workaholic

and I need
to get out of the house more.

Oh, wow.
[ Both chuckle ]

What do you, uh -- What do you
do that keeps you so busy?

I'm a writer.
Oh, wow.

I-I write jingles.
Oh.

[ Laughs ]
What -- What jingles
do you write?

Matteo's Cookies.
That's a great jingle!

That's my daughter Max's
favorite cereal.

Aww.
Yeah.

Cheers to that.
Cheers.

We had to stop giving it to her
'cause she was --

It's a lot of sugar.
Yeah, she was losing teeth.

[ Both laugh ]

Excuse me.

Sir?

Okay, what does a girl have to
do to get a drink around here?

Maybe you just need to, you
know, sex it up a little bit.

No, a woman doesn't have
to demean herself for a drink.

Thank you.

-Hi.
-Hi. What can I get you, babe?

Excuse me.

Hi -- Oh.

Woman: Thanks so much.

You got to be
fucking kidding me.

Right?

You know what?
Can't believe it.

What?
You better not.

Okay, look, there's an opening
at the end of the bar.

Let's go down there
so we get served quicker.

Luna, girl, chill out.
I got this.

Okay, you guys can wait here
if you want to.

Wish I had boobs.

[ Speaks indistinctly ]

Excuse me, Lenny Kravitz.

I've been standing here
for 25 minutes,

and I noticed
that your customer of choice

is big-tittied white women.

If you don't make me a drink
right now,

black Twitter
is going to explode.

#RacistBartender
at Amadeus.

We're both black.

Yeah, I know.

Racist bartender
at Amadeus!

Thank you very much.

Yeah.

[ Sighs ] I just shot
my best gift, man,

and she still didn't
give me the rhyme.

What's up with you,
Miles?

I'm enjoying socializing.

Talking to five girls
on Google Hangouts.

Hi.
Are you Miles?

Yeah.
Here's your Uber Eats.

Man,
I been gone too long.

What happened to the, uh,
you know,

the girl
you were talking to?

She right there, man.
I think she's into girls, man.

She might like both.

New world, new time,
no rules, right?

But before that, I worked
for 13 years in the mail room

at the Post Office.
It was awful.

Oh, my God.

What happ--
What made you leave?
I don't know.

I-I guess I was just tired
of being afraid.

Afraid to make a leap,
follow my passion.

You know?
Man, I-I wish
I could do that.

You can!

What is something that
you've been afraid to try?

Uh...
Hmm?

I always wished
I could dance.

What, like Baryshnikov?

No, like, uh,
"Soul Train" dancer.

[ Laughs ] I know, I was --
In my defense,

I used to have a pretty decent
Running Man.

Well, tonight we are going to
launch your dream

and you are going to do
what makes you happy.

Oh. [ Chuckles ]

Come on.

Okay.
Excuse us.

Following my dream,
ladies and gentlemen.

When most people travel
to Tanzania,

they always go to
Mount Kilimanjaro,

whereas I prefer to sit down,
as we are now,

and have a conversation
with the Maasai

about cattle rustling or --
or whatnot, right?

Wow.

Do you work
for the United Nations?

No, no,
I-I travel for fun.

I don't actually have
a job.

Yeah, I'm gonna go.

But my soul,
it's -- it's rich.

And this line means you're gonna
hook up with a strong,

sensual,
brown-skinned woman.

Oh, really?
Yeah.

Let me guess --
that woman is you?

Good guess.
Mm.

What else does it say?

It says I hope brought
your dust pan

'cause the man you just met
gonna sweep you off your feet.

[ Chuckles ]

Okay.

Ooh, that's a hell
of a description.

* Hey, girl

Ooh, that's my song.

You want to dance?
Yes!

* Hey, girl,
lemme see that bootay *

* Turn around,
lemme see that bootay *

Unh! Pow-pow!
* Pick it up, pick it up,
drop that bootay *

Aw, yeah, my dude!

Uh-huh.
I see you doin'
your thing.

That's right, bro.

You see that woman over there
with the beautiful brown skin?

Oh, my God!

She been diggin' on you
all night.

Oh, Michelle Obama!

I think she want to dance
with you.

No.
You should go over there
and holla at her.

Hell yeah!

I hope she's Jewish.

Uh-huh. [ Laughs ]

Come on,
get electrocuted, girl.

Oh, my God.
Oh.

Zap!

What?
Zap, zap!

No, stop zapping.
Zap, zap, zap!

Excuse --
Would you move?!

Oh, God.

Does this work?

* Dance, everybody,
lemme see you on the floor *

* This party don't stop
till we out the door *

I just -- I just haven't danced
in a really long time, so, uh...

**

-Okay.
-Oh.

Maybe this'll help
loosen you up.

Oh, I don't usually --
Come on.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

[ Both laugh ]

Okay.

I-I just --
I believe in our future, right?

And the future
of surrounding energies

is exactly
why I-I live in a closet

and only have
two pairs of shoes.

I mean --
Wait, wait.

Did you say you live
in a closet

and you only have
two pairs of shoes?

Yes.
You see, I'm a minimalist.

And you ain't packing?

Oh, hell no.

Tina, let's go.

I-I said minimalist.
Whatever.

Minimalist --
small, subtle.

[ Crowd chanting "Go, Paul!" ]

* Dance, everybody,
lemme see you on the floor *

* This party don't stop
till we out the door *

[ Chanting continues ]

**

Sorry.

[ Crowd groaning ]

You do realize
this is a fast song?

I'm different.

You are different.
Mm-hmm.

[ Chuckles ]

[ Slow song starts ]

And psychic!
Aww.

That's my cue to bring
you closer to me, girl.

Okay.
Closer.

May I have this dance?

Oh, whoa, whoa.

No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no.

This dance is taken.

Yeah, because I'm taking it.
Oh, my God.

No, that's because
she was hollering at me.

You seen that, Isis.
No, we -- we're talkin' --

Okay, guys, look,
look, look, look.

This is too much.

I just came out to have fun,
all right?

Damn,
y'all are really trippin'.

Oh, my God.

Look what you did.
No, look what I did?

She was with me first.

Oh, I didn't realize
she was your property, Tray.

What is this, high school?
What?!

Do you know what it took for me
to muster up the courage

to come over here
and shoot my shot with her?

And here you come violatin'?

You should've seen
that she was more into me

than she was into you.

Guys, guys, guys,
what's going on?

Oh, nothing.

Tray just has a problem
with a little competition.

Oh, that's why you threw them
shoulder pads on

and threw them blocks, huh?
Yeah.

Ain't no competition.
Oh, yes, there is.

You need to fall back,
home girl.

-Tray.
-You need to fall back.

What?!
Tray, Tray.

Can you hold this
for a second, Sabrina?

What?
I know some things
have changed,

but one thing that will never
change is bros before hos.

We before she.

We walked in here as friends
to have fun.

We need to leave
as friends.

Now where is the love?

Who are you, Miles?

Okay,
and when did this start?

Trying to have fun,
Tray, you know?

Oh, man.

I'm sorry, Tray.

I was buggin', too, Isis.

I...

I'm sorry.

Friends?

Yeah.
Come over here, girl.

You know I love you, man.
That's more like it.

Ah!

Hug it out, let's do it.

Who is this?
Goddamn it, Isis!

What?

[ Laughs ]
You did it!

You almost got kicked out
of the club,

but you had fun, right?

Thanks to you.

Honestly, I had --
had the time of my life.

[ Cellphone chimes ]

Oh, that's my friends.

They're leaving.
I have to go.
Oh, no.

It was so nice to meet you.

I had so much fun.

I would say we should keep in
touch, but, you know,

I don't think
you're ready for that.

Yeah, no.

Uh, thanks for a --
a great night.

Oh, come here.

All right.
Okay.

Bye.
[ Laughing ] Bye.

I see you, you big ol' dog.
[ Laughs ]

Okay.
I see you.

I-I had the most fun I've had
in a really long time.

I-I could do this
every night. [ Laughs ]

I told you.
Yeah.

[ Cellphone chimes ]
Oh!

He was getting it.

[ Speaks indistinctly ]

Oh, my God.

I missed Ace standing up
for the first time.

What?

What am I doing here?
No, no, no.

I can't believe I let you
talk me into this.

Come on, Paul, don't --
Paul!

Wait right here,
I'll be right back.

Paul!
Paul!

[ Man crying ]

Paul.

Hey, Paul.

Hey, look, man, I know you
goin' through a lot right now.

[ Crying ]

Paul: I'm over here, Tray.

Get out!

**

Listen, man.

I know what it's like to miss
important moments

in your children's life,
okay?

I still feel bad about it
to this day.

But this wasn't
your fault.

Tray, I-I just --
I just want to go home.

Tonight was a total loss.

Paul, no, it wasn't, man.
It wasn't a total loss.

You had a great time,
okay?

You got to know
who you are.

You was doin' moves out there
on that dance floor like you

was a "Soul Train"
dancer,

and your Roger the Rabbit
was fire.

[ Chuckles ]
It was kind of hot.

Yeah, you was gettin' down,
Jack.

[ Both laugh ]

Am I a bad father?
No, Paul.

Just because you had
a great time

doesn't make you
a bad father.

Or husband.

I missed my kids'
whole childhood.

I know some bad fathers.

You're not one.

You are a family man.

I see you
with your family.

I see how you are with them --
gentle, loving, warm.

Thanks, Tray.

Now,
this is the hard part.

You got to get your wife
to respect you.

I know, I know.

[ Cellphone rings ]
Oh.

It's Laura.

I'm gonna answer it.

Hello?

Yeah, no,
I-I-I got the video.

His room is a mess,
and why is he up so late?

Oh.

Oh, you do?

Oh.

She wants me to come home.

Tell her
you have some demands.

Okay.

Uh, listen, Laura,
I-I have, uh --

I have some demands, s-some,
I mean, requests, some...

I mean, they're --
they're suggestions, really.

Um, I want my kids
to know my parents,

and I-I think --
I think we need, like,

a date night,
like once a month.

We should --
We could go dancing

and maybe have some sex.

I would love to have
a little sex.

I think --
I think it would be good.

And I want us to have
some weird sex.

That's what you get to have
when you're married.

So I want scenarios
and stuff.

Okay.
Uh, all right, I'll --

I'll see you at home,
honey.

Bye, honey.

Oh!
Oh, okay.

What,
you got all of that?

No, no.
Uh, not at all, but --

but my kids are gonna see
my parents.

Hey,
can't win 'em all.

[ Chuckles ]

Thank you.

Next time you decide
to put your foot down,

you make sure you do it firmly
and you do it in your house.

That's fair.

Um, do you mind if we left
this bathroom?

It just smells like
so many layers of vomit.

Let's go, kid.
All right.

Bartender: Hey.

Doing last call.

Oh, my goodness.

I can't believe
I got your attention.

Um, yes, can I have
a martini, please?

Sure.
Oh, my God! [ Laughs ]

I feel like you're a mirage
or something.

Um, can you make it
extra strong?

I want it to hit me in the Uber
on the way back.

I gotcha.

All right! [ Chuckles ]

Yeah, no, sorry,
we don't take Discover.

What? Um, okay, well,
hold on one second.

I definitely have another card
with me.

Uh...

Sorry.

Just in case.
You never know.

No card.

No cash.

Um...

Nope.
What?