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Sexy Soccer

Welcome! To the match of a lifetime!

It's been playing out in front of us.

Suk and I are on the scene to give you the scoop.

We are almost at the end,

And they are just as energized as they were at the start.

Who will win? Suk, what do you think?

It's hard to say.

It's harder then taking off an old lady's bra with one hand.

Just one slip...

And the boobs hit the floor.

What the hell is going on?

Didn't I teach you how to pass?

How about I pass your earnings on to someone else, Huh?

Pass it...

They've gotten the ball in the middle...

And are heading for the penalty area.

Somebody's shoelace is untied! Watch out!

What a shame.

Just when things were looking good.

One dumb player, and one stupid screw-up.

Now they face a penalty kick.

Suk, what do you think?

What do I think?

These idiots are going to lose.

Only one minute left.

They get a free kick...

They won't stop this.

What a nightmare!

The game is over!

Miracle beats Bosom 1-0

Miracle is champion of the Virgin cup!

Let's watch TV...

Let's turn it off.

You blew it now...

You freaking asshole!

I always win.

You know how much I bet?

At least $1,000?

Are you nuts?

At least $1,000...

It was $7,000!

Guess how much you lost?

$1,000?

Hah!

Oh no...

You're quite funny.

$7,000?

I want $70,000 jackass!

You suggested the Miracle.

I've invested a lot in this.

Thinking that it was a sure bet.

Then I would make a fortune.

Ha! You bastard!

Lost it all.

Brother Gin,

It's all my fault.

Don't hurt me.

I'll bring the players here and you can hurt them.

I don't have the time for that.

I'm gonna hurt you.

Put your head down!

No please!

Please don't!!!

Please!

Wow I suck today.

I can't hit you.

I won't miss this time.

Please don't...

Please...

I'll sell everything I own!

And then I'll give you the money!

You might kill me!

What did you say?

Did I hear you right?

Let him go.

This isn't fun?

We lost $7000.

And he is going to give us $70,000.

Just relax.

Now we will have some cash.

We can have some fun.

If he doesn't come through, he's gonna be a goose.

A goose?

Damn you are stupid!

Not a chicken, not a duck.

A goose.

Got it?

Mr. Lo,

About your money...

You withdrew $81.00

Now you have $27.50 left.

Give me $27.00

No, give me $27.50

I need every penny.

We can give you $7.50

What?

What about the $20.00?

You are withdrawing from a teller.

There is a $20.00 service charge

No one told you?

Huh?

Fuck... Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...

Why me, Rolando.

I've always loved to watch soccer.

From the beginning until now.

I have always won these matches.

But I always lose in real matches.

Rolando...

On the court for more than ten years.

And now I'm controlled by gamblers.

I've got nothing now.

Nothing!!!

Wait a minute...

Wait...

Guys aren't the only ones that can play soccer.

If a woman could play,

She could seduce the competition.

I'll be rich.

That's it.

This is as cool as the World Oup.

I need to do this.

It's worth a shot.

Don't be a loser...

What are you doing here

Listen.

I hate to be peeked at.

You can watch me,

But no peeking!

You pervert!

No, no.

Actually, I'm gay.

What?

I'm a gay guy.

I like Frankfurt sausages! Yum!

I'm not here to peek.

You're not?

Why are you in the ladies' room?

Well,

My name is Rolando.

Rolando.

Lolando?

No Rolando.

Lolando?

No it's Ro-lan-do.

Lolando?

Shit.

That's right.

You're in great shape.

Are you interested in joining our team?

To be a female soccer player?

Female soccer? It's always been male soccer players.

Who would watch us?

Are you stupid?

When you were on the court,

Running and shaking your tits,

No one could concentrate.

All the guys were looking at you.

I'm sure about this.

A soccer player with great tits.

Will dominate.

But I can't play soccer.

You should get someone else.

Who cares?

You have great tits.

And I can train you to be a professional soccer player.

Well.

How many players are on this team?

I'm used to large corporations.

Such as The Millionaires.

I don't work on Temple Street.

That's fine.

We can work out the details.

We are halfway there.

If you trust me,

You will be a real soccer player.

How can I believe you?

You come in here and ask me to join you.

It wouldn't work.

You want to bet?

If I get another player in three days,

Then you will join my team.

When you have found the other player,

Then come talk to me.

My back is killing me, I've been looking all day.

There isn't one good woman here.

They must be dead.

Oh, Nina is great.

How could I get her on my team?

There's a pub.

"Happy Hour"

Well maybe I should take a break.

And check this out.

What are you playing?

You can't afford to lose.

Sorry.

I drank up everything.

Why don't we play rock, paper, scissors?

And hit the loser.

Great.

Paper!

I won.

I won!

Ouch!

That's not fair.

What a coincidence!

A Goddess with boobs!

Nice boobs!

Great boobs!

Paper!

I lost...

Oh no.

She needs to get out of here.

A little ditzy.

She's perfect.

Rock!

Lost again.

I don't wanna play this.

Get me a drink.

Okay.

What's your name, pretty?

My name is Pulls.

Pussy?

No... With a double 'L'.

With double 'L'?

P-u-l-l-ss.

Okay.

Hey,

Hey,

Wake up.

Dear God.

If he wakes up,

I would do anything for him.

No need to pray.

Let's make a deal.

What do you mean?

I'm a decent girl.

What kind of deal?

Even If you pray to God,

You wouldn't get this.

Let me do you a favor.

You were awake the whole time!

I need you to help me.

What kind of help?

Well you see...

Me and you have a deal.

What deal?

Why do all guys do this?

Just want to get with me.

There's nothing great about me.

Yes there is.

Your sweet.

And your tits are great.

Your have nice personality.

Your gentle.

And pretty and young.

And your hair...

My hair?

Yes.

Does that matter?

Of course it does.

With your qualifications,

You don't need to be harassed by these guys,

Do you?

And you don't make anything here.

If you join my team,

I'll promise you a big fortune.

A big fortune?

Alright I promise.

But if I need to sell my body,

I will quit.

You don't need to.

What's your name?

Rolando...

Oh your Lolando.

Fabulous.

Amazing.

Very cool.

What's fabulous?

Take a look,

At those tits.

Wow...

What's her name?

She's Little Twin.

The legendary 'Rolling Queen'

Here she comes.

If she's here,

Then Big Twin will be here later.

They don't get along.

Too competitive.

They won't play together.

If we can get both of

the Twins on our team.

That would be great.

They're our next targets.

Why is your nose bleeding?

Oh...

I think I'm short of blood.

This isn't good.

No it's not.

Unbelievable.

The shape...

And the elasticity...

The perfect match.

This is the better then sex.

Hey...

Didn't you say,

If I can find another player,

You would join my team?

Pulls, come over here.

She's our first player. Her name is Pulls.

Pussy?

No with double 'L'

Pulls.

Oh I see.

Nice name.

Yes.

Sounds like pussy.

Why am I named Pulls?

No it's pussy.

Why call yourself Pulls?

Forget about it.

Anything you want.

Let's get to the point.

Are you joining our team?

You did promise.

What are the benefits?

The benefits?

Well running around the court gets the guys attention.

If you get to play a big game, on the professional stage,

There will be ten's of thousands of guys watching you. Sound good?

That satisfies you doesn't it?

The most important thing,

Is that we can earn a lot of money.

When do we start?

Be patient little fellow...

Hey Pulls...

When you worked here,

Many people ordered Stir fried rice noodle?

No.

Why?

Oause in the Urine pits,

There's lots of Stir fried rice noodle.

You're so disgusting!

You are sick.

How many girls are needed for the team.

Do we have enough?

Or do we need a couple more?

You have spent too much time in the sun.

Eleven players on a team.

You're a ditzy pussy.

What about the next step?

The next step,

Is to get the Twins.

The other day,

I was watching them on a show.

The legs and the tits,

The great shapes.

And they were braless.

It was cool.

They are perfect.

One is a great player,

The other's a great roller.

If we can get them,

It would be fantastic.

We need this.

We have to be quick.

Get them on our team.

They will help us win the cash.

Slow down.

It won't be easy to convince them.

They don't like each other.

Why don't we come up with a plan.

To get them on our team.

Your right.

We have to get them.

We can tell them,

To settle down and join us.

Rolando.

Rolando?

What happened?

He's drunk. Help him home.

I don't care.

Me?

You...

You are heavier than a rock.

Get up.

Hey.

You purple cow.

You,

You're still thinking about this even when you are drunk.

And peeking.

I'm not.

No.

You got a hard on.

Hold it.

For a little while.

Don't chicken out.

Do it.

Or I won't take you out anymore.

Don't be like this.

It takes time.

Like mine.

If I have time,

I would get her some interesting panties.

And,

I would take her sunbathing.

Sunbathing?

If not,

She would get too wet.

Too wet?

Yes.

It's wet again.

I wet my new panty.

Don't cry.

Let me help you.

Okay.

Don't cry.

Don't cry.

Little Twin.

Don't you want to battle?

Who are you?

You want to challenge me?

Yes.

How much?

$50,000

How's that sound?

Sounds like easy money.

Great.

If I lose,

I'll give you the money.

If you lose,

You will have to join our team.

For one year.

Your team?

What is it?

Oh it's great.

Okay I'm winning any ways.

You go first.

Nina, do you know what

get's hairy when it ripens?

Guess?

A man's private place?

No it's corn.

Nina,

Why did Kwan die so young?

I don't know any history.

Because he was an enemy.

You moron.

Wrong, it was his fate.

One more question,

Okay.

Do you know why,

The Statue of Liberty is in the US?

Because she dreams for liberty.

Wrong.

You always miss.

You're very tricky.

These questions are too hard.

That's why I didn't get them.

Don't wanna play anymore?

Hey,

Well you made a bet.

What did I say?

What can you do about it?

This is ridiculous.

Those simple questions.

I should have known those.

Hey what's bothering you?

Is it about the questions?

Yes.

Don't let them bother you.

Those questions were tricky.

I have a book at home.

When you finish reading it,

You will learn the answers.

And you can also test others.

Really?

Let's go to your house.

Right now?

Yeah, Let's go.

Do you know why a monkey,

In a department store,

Would pick a camera instead of a banana?

Because the camera would change.

This is amazing.

One more.

What is both silver and gold?

Ohicken?

Wrong.

Three chickens?

Wrong again.

You have no idea.

It's a $10.00 coin.

I finally win.

Yeah...

Your IQ has improved.

Now you can join our team.

No,

I have one more request.

No problem.

Anything will do.

I promise you

This is...

What is it again?

I can't breath.

Your dick.

Hold it please.

Please hold it.

I can't breath.

This is hard.

Wow, I won.

What? The game isn't finished yet.

We have an agreement.

The US and UK is not in Iraq.

That's not it.

It means oil.

Haha.

You cheated.

What?

This is the new rule.

You lost.

You promised.

I don't have any money.

Take me instead.

I'm not interested in you.

Join our team.

We need you.

Well I guess I have to.

We are even.

Hey,

Don't push too much.

Don't you know?

We've got your sister

You do?

Sister?

Hey,

Please promise.

To join their team.

Oh... you are together.

This is a setup.

Sister,

This is for your own good.

They told me,

If you join them,

We would be rich.

Why do you care about me?

I always have.

I don't wanna compete with you.

Don't wanna fight to be number one.

You want to fight me.

Stop it.

Sister, stop it.

Why don't we both agree?

And we can both be rich.

That's right.

Why don't you join us?

Say yes.

Okay.

Say it.

Please?

Alright.

She said yes!

Hahaha.

Sister,

Your tits are much bigger now.

Sister,

I stayed here every day.

Perhaps that's why.

I think yours shrunk.

I know,

I stayed in the ballroom day and night.

The room is so small.

That's why.

It doesn't matter.

We are playing soccer now.

Your boobs will grow.

When we stopped talking,

we stopped sleeping together too.

We can sleep together again now.

I miss those days...

When we would hold each other when we slept.

Wwwwhat are you two doing???

Dikes!

No it's not like that.

We were just remembering when we were young.

Little Twin,

Is it fun to kick the ball?

I think so.

It's not bad.

It should be fun.

Don't you know the guys only watch my tits?

No we have a chance for revenge.

That's right, when I jog in the park,

The guys only happily stare at my tits.

They like your juggling boobs!

But Rolanda said,

We are in the defender's position.

Do we need to put our bras on?

Defender means,

To guard the goal.

Nina what position are you?

I do the kicking.

Why is that?

Why do you want to kick?

Li like that position.

Which position is that?

In the middle of the court.

It's not fair you get to choose.

Alright, alright.

Only a 15 minute break.

You have been showering for an hour.

Hurry it up.

Oh...

Let me tell you,

From today onward,

I'll train you to compete.

Improve your skills and endurance.

I'm not treating you like girls.

But like guys.

And I will be jogging with you.

Gym, lunch,

Showers,

And Sleeping.

And sex,

Pornography,

And prostitution.

What do you mean prostitution?

We came here for the team.

Kick his ass!

Help...

Where is Suk?

He said a ball has only one shape.

But I don't think so.

There is a papaya shape,

A goose egg,

And an egg shape.

And one that looks like the number eight.

Get to the point.

This is useless.

Time to get dirty.

Let's start the training.

At the end of the game,

Shoot the ball into the goal.

It's just like sex.

The sperm tries hard,

To get in the egg.

Understand?

Yes!!!

Now we will learn how to shoot.

Shoot the ball.

Ready?

Yes!!!

It sounds very hard.

But I know,

It's always supposed to be hard.

Yes, sometimes it's soft.

I don't understand why.

They can't get it in the goal.

That's not being able to get it up.

Shut up!

It's because in every soccer match,

There is a goalie.

Understand?

What about our goalie?

Just standing around,

No wonder nobody wants to do it.

What shall we do.

The legend says,

In Shantung,

There is a mysterious lady,

Her name is Iron Ann.

Her arms are very powerful.

Her breasts are also powerful.

Shall we ask her over?

Actually I don't know her.

I don't know if she exists.

I have an idea,

Let me know when you find her.

Oh lord!

Why are you here?

Are you trying to get a peek?

No of course not.

Let's get something straight.

This is the men's changing room.

You are trying to peek at me!

I don't care.

You need to check if anyone else is in here.

You're rude.

No you are rude.

Whatever.

You saw everything.

Oompensate my lost,

Or else I quit.

Don't get mad.

What do you want?

Your eyes have raped me.

Now I'm gonna rape you!

This sucks.

The court is so far away.

And no one takes us there.

It takes a long time to get there.

From morning to night.

And we can't go back home to rest.

Yeah,

No transportation.

At least give us taxi money.

We get so tired after training.

And we still have to walk home.

Shut up!!!

You're not as tired at us.

Why are you so tired?

Oh, the training.

We put allot of "effort" into it.

I spent all my money on renting the court.

Don't talk about transportation.

Or else,

I can wake you up thirty minutes late.

So that you have to run back from the subway station,

As a warm up exercise.

Pulls, What road is this?

I don't know.

It looks familiar.

We've been on this road forever.

We might never make it back.

Don't be ridiculous.

At dinner, I will pay for the rice.

Oh yeah!

You bastards wanna kick my tits?

I've heard of you!

You are very famous.

I've come a long way.

I want you to join our team.

Please, I beg of you.

You are talking nonsense.

Actually,

We are soccer players.

We need a goalie.

So we need you to help us.

And join our team.

I'm not very picky,

But I like cleanliness.

Look at you,

Dirty and smelly.

I'm above this.

I'm not dealing with you.

Dirty and smelly?

Look at you, all black from head to toe.

Just like a carpet.

I know you are just scared.

You think that you can't stop the ball.

And mess up your face.

Total humiliation.

I think that's it.

If you have the guts,

Tomorrow morning at 10:00, be at the court and check it out.

Let's go.

Today I want to test you.

You are going to play against competition.

To get some experience.

But,

Iron Ann isn't here yet.

Who will be the goalie?

You see,

I need to do my virgin show.

You're wrong.

Virgin show means,

A girl's first time with a customer.

Let me tell you the truth.

I,

Oan't play soccer.

I've been a coach for many years.

And haven't touched the ball.

This is your lucky day.

For you,

I'll do my virgin show!

This is ridiculous. Let me do it!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Pulls, you're good.

No I'm not.

Iron Ann's good.

She made a perfect pass to me.

Oheck it out,

She's important to our team.

Please join us.

Yes, please.

You have a tough job being a mechanic.

It's harder than being a whore.

And you don't get paid much.

Join us and earn a fortune.

I'll think about it.

Tomorrow at 6:00, on the court.

Don't be late.

The court is so far away.

Oan we get some taxi money?

Who lives near a supermarket?

Get some bottled water.

It's so early in the morning.

Who will get us breakfast?

Breakfast?

I want some eggs.

Me too.

Hey,

Why don't I get you those.

Which brand of bottle water?

Where should I get the breakfast?

Thanks in advance.

A simple trick can get her on our team.

Women are so easy.

They think they are so great.

And wanna be tough.

It's funny.

You lied to me.

Wait, listen to me,

Forget it. I hate being lied to the most.

You said you hate people that are dirty and smelly.

And now you hate to be lied to.

Which is it?

Hey,

You can't do that.

Iron Ann,

Iron Ann,

We need you.

Please don't go.

I've decided.

I'm not joining your team.

Get lost.

Please don't be mad.

I planned this,

For a good reason.

I want you to join us,

So that I can be with you day and night.

Whatever.

You said I was rude.

And smelly.

You want to be with that?

You're wrong.

From my perspective,

What most people think is wrong,

Is perfect on you.

Rudeness makes sex exciting.

Your large pussy,

Is very juicy.

And your hairy arms means your sex drive is high.

I wouldn't force myself to do something I don't like.

So your right.

I know you don't like someone dirty and smelly.

Look at your clothes,

They're a mess.

It's ruining you.

Your right about that.

That means you will join us?

On one condition,

You said you didn't mind my dirtyness.

And my smelly body.

Let's do it.

Wait a minute...

I know what you mean.

Let's hurry.

Get undressed.

Wow...

The game's tomorrow.

You know, last time I had to pay,

To get the win.

From now on,

I can't do this anymore.

Because I am broke.

You will have to fight with your all.

Honestly,

How do we kick the ball again?

I don't have a clue.

But, as long as we run around the court,

With our tits bouncing,

That's all we've got.

Wrong,

When you are on the court,

Running around,

With your tits bouncing,

That's your best weapon.

So make good use of them.

Didn't you say,

As long as the tits are bouncing,

They can distract the opponents.

That's right, I saw Nina.

And that's what made me think of this.

I realized that women soccer is the way to go.

So then why do you need to coach?

We know how to bounce our boobs.

Your wrong.

You do have the tits,

But you can't make the best out of them.

So my last lesson is,

I hope all of you can do your best.

To seduce me.

You?

You wouldn't last a minute.

If you got that.

I see how it is.

This is an order.

Bounce your tits now!

Oh yeah...

This is perfect.

Oould you please excuse me.

I'll be back.

Did you see that?

What are you doing?

What do you mean?

You should have a girl.

Why pleasure yourself?

It costs money for a girl.

Then you need to find the right one.

Hey maybe she's right here.

Your offering yourself to me?

Why is that?

I want to quit.

How come?

I haven't got a penny.

Hey,

It hasn't started yet.

We will make money.

Let's get it started...

Where is Rolando?

He's not dead yet.

This is strange.

So he wants to take us to the spa.

This is the first match we've had.

So he needs to get someone from the spa.

To relax us,

Men get massages too.

Just like this.

But I have heard,

It's not massage.

It's pleasure.

I don't know how to do it.

Alright, I'm back.

And I've got two handsome guys.

To give you a massage.

Sounds good,

Do me first.

My breasts are very lose,

Oan you firm them up for me?

Yeah, me too.

Go and help them.

One by one.

Oome on.

They get two guys,

We don't have any.

I'm sore all over.

Hey,

How many people do you need?

To give you a massage?

It costs money you know.

Don't be like this.

Let me help you.

This is an excuse.

For you to take advantage.

No need to say anything.

That's all you want.

Let's kick his ass!

Hit me, not the little guy!

No...

Take this, and this!

Please stop it.

Ladies,

This is it.

Our team doesn't have a name yet.

We are good friends,

And we have great tits.

I have an idea.

Let's call the team,

"Friendly Balls"

Sponsored by Million Pall.

The Million Oup starts today.

We have a female football team,

Named "Friendly Balls"

They are playing in the first round.

What do you think, Suk?

I don't like them.

Women are for grabbing.

Not for kicking.

Pussy is ment to be fucked.

They should be called "Friendly Puss"

Women can't battle men.

Especially physically.

It would be lights out for them.

Well,

Let's make a bet,

If they score.

If they score,

I will lick your shoes.

Let's start.

This will be easy.

Nina, those guys are disgusting.

They are discriminating against women.

Don't let them look down on us.

I can't believe this.

"Friendly Balls" made a shot.

Suk, you have to lick my shoe.

I thought you were kidding.

I'll shut up.

Hey!

They scored again!

It's 2 to 0.

From everything I have seen,

This is very sweet.

Go "Friendly Balls"!

Oh yeah!

The game is over.

"Friendly Balls" wins 3 to 0.

Suk, what do you think?

Damn, young guys.

They don't have any self control.

Oheers!!!

Thanks to every one of you!

We are doing great!

After a month of matches,

Now we're at the final.

Yeah!!!

One, Two, Three.

"Friendly Balls"

Great balls.

Winning a lot.

Yeah!!!

I have an announcement to make.

Our team has won the support and attention of the public.

The rich and the famous,

The middle class,

The ordinary,

The week, and the homeless.

Except for the women's rights association.

Everyone supports us.

And even sponsors, want us to do advertisements.

The first one's tomorrow.

Tampon pads!

Haha!

We're gonna be rich!

Great!

I can do what I want.

I can take advantage of the guys who took advantage of me before.

I only need to bounce my tits.

To make some money.

This is fantastic.

When I become rich, I'm buying a snooker table.

And put in my home.

Oan I put a bowling lane in there?

We can move in the bowling alley.

That's right.

I can buy a giant shower and tub.

And take a bath day and night.

And get rid of the smell.

What a coincidence.

You like bathing,

And I like massage.

Let's get together.

You want your ass kicked?

Shut the door first.

Oh, that's right.

The sponsors got you some presents.

Take a look.

Put them on.

When you score and pull up your shirt you can show them off.

Do some advertising. Got it?

Take them

This one,

Is a famous brand.

But,

In the mainland.

The underwear and bathing suits companies,

And the largest AV corporation in Japan.

Are dealing with me.

They can turn you into AV stars.

For the world to see.

We are going to be famous!

Oheers!

Very good.

Why are you sitting here alone?

They are having fun.

We've gotten into the finals.

I wonder if this is fate.

That our opponent is,

Miracle.

Miracle?

The team with the amazing win?

They are great.

The captain is very tricky.

She is very mean.

And tricky.

She is untouchable.

She is too awful to touch.

Don't be like that.

We are all great.

All those guys are amazing.

Read this,

It says in the paper,

The female captain has,

Oreated a new trick.

Unfortunately,

No one has seen it.

What will we do?

What do you think?

What can we do?

I don't want to put things this way, but,

I need to make a sacrifice.

Seduce the female captain.

And make her tell me the secret.

How are you going to do that?

Well first,

I must get her drunk.

Drag her in a room,

And pleasure her.

Ask her about the trick.

She will tell me everything.

Do you know what a woman's worst nightmare is?

That is to do it with her enemy.

When she realizes her enemy is the best sex she's had.

Better then all the guys she's been with.

It's terrible.

Do you know how much it will hurt her?

Then,

In the final match we will win for sure.

What's up Rolanda?

Long time, no see.

Or I should say,

Long time, no fight.

Are you feeling defeated?

Not for awhile.

You still have bad breath.

Very smelly!

I brought you some refreshing spray.

Refreshing spray?

Spray it.

And swallow.

Let's get this straight.

Two days to go.

Why have you asked me out?

I just want to see a long lost friend and have a drink.

This glass of X O.

You want to try?

Why not.

Where is the captain?

Hey wake up.

Why don't you tell me,

How to win this game.

Our team,

Relies on the word ball.

What does that mean?

Wake up!

That means,

If you get a team that doesn't like women,

Then your team would win.

Tell me,

Did you see,

She is deeply hurt.

Yes tell me now.

Quiet, let him finish.

Of course,

I gave her great pleasure last night.

She's was a tough one.

Besides moaning and screaming,

She said nothing.

Nothing?

When you were doing it,

It should be like,

Ah, Ah, Yes, Yes.

Like that.

When you were having sex with her,

Did she give you a workout?

Which one of us is better?

We did it for three hours.

How long did you do it with her?

Does she have long hair?

Is her sex drive as strong as mine?

What did you say?

Did you do it?

What, three hours?

What long hair?

What sex drive?

Who said that?

Forget about it.

Yes.

What do you mean?

What is so amazing?

What did you do in three hours?

Shut up!

Quiet!

You get somebody else.

We are leaving!

But the game is tomorrow.

Think about that.

Forget about sex.

You're stupid.

The idea of women's soccer team.

I told you.

For serious business,

You need to have endurance.

Oh,

Get some strength.

And endurance.

You need to come out.

And get some strength.

How many times do I need to say?

You still don't get it.

Women are petty.

Don't you worry about it.

You just keeping changing people.

One after another.

Now,

You are suffering.

Don't say it now.

You just need to take everything.

You're suffering.

Let me fix you now.

Get some ass.

I'll bring you out tonight.

Welcome to the final match of the Million Oup.

This is humiliating.

These young men are week.

They took the day off.

Wore out by sex.

"Friendly Balls" is astounding.

They went straight to the finals.

What do you see this time?

What do I see?

I see them.

Use your eyes.

Not your ass.

Didn't you hear that,

Fame doesn't last.

Nobody dares to come out.

Are they scared?

I don't think so.

I'm with "Friendly Balls" today.

Why don't we make a more interesting bet.

The loser gets stepped on.

You want a more interesting bet?

I have an idea.

Go and get the ball.

And lick it clean, okay?

That's fine. We'll see,

Who licks the ball clean.

Get this straight.

The players are here.

In the past,

I can smell Pulls.

But now,

I can't smell anything.

Hey Pulls.

Why did you come back?

Well because,

When I was in the pub,

The guys only stare at my tits.

But,

You are the first to discover me.

And you are the first one who,

Brought me from the pub to the court.

So how can I blame you?

You are so sweet

Nina,

I've been thinking it over.

You've made thousands of people,

Oompliment my tits.

If I still get mad at you,

Am I worse than Pulls?

They are all here.

Yes.

You have fixed us up.

And we can share our bed now.

And the soccer court,

Is the first place we worked together.

I don't leave like this.

Iron Ann.

That guy,

Keep asking me to fix his car light.

He thinks I'm really made for that.

I rather play soccer.

Than go back in the garage.

Thanks,

Thank you very much.

Since everyone is here,

I want to propose a toast.

Yes!

Yeah!

Referee, come over here.

Is it a rule that,

We need to wait for the late players?

Why don't you disqualify them?

We need to wait,

Time is not up yet.

Sit down.

Here they come.

You bitch, I must defeat you today.

First I'll rape and kill you.

And then rape you again.

And kill you one more time.

Whatever you say.

Why are they so calm?

Maybe they aren't warmed up yet.

Let's show them something.

Okay let's go.

Why don't they even take a peek at us?

Why don't we do our ultimate trick?

Great!

This sucks.

We are screwed now.

Why don't they look at us?

It's no use.

Why don't you come up with a suggestion.

Ooach?

What shall we do now?

What is it you want?

To win this game,

Tell me,

A team that doesn't care about tits.

I know!

Let's use the real stuff.

Not that easy is it?

I want you to go to bed.

Wait.

Pull up your dress and show your ass.

Good stuff over here.

Woah, it's cool.

Yeah!

A big turnaround.

A "Friendly Balls" ass show.

One shot left.

What do you think?

What do I think?

The game isn't over yet.

Maybe Miracle will get one more shot.

And lead the game.

Maybe "Friendly Balls" will get one more shot.

Yeah!!!

This is a sure win!

Yeah!!!

THE END Subtitles by: Reklame11