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[ODD WHISTLE SOUND EFFECT]
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♪ SLOW TRAP BEAT
WITH ACOUSTIC GUITAR ♪
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♪ It's The Don ♪
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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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♪ The Don Kap ♪
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♪ It's a real life country ♪
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♪ It's a real life country ♪
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♪ Mecca ♪
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MALE VOICE:
Next.
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Hey I'm uh Evan Kleinman reading
for the role of Jose Perez.
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Oh...
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Cristina I, uh...
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[MUSIC SIGNALS A JOLT OF TERROR]
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I really like you and I've
been waiting to do this for
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[DRAMATIC SOUND]
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some time...
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CASTING DIRECTOR:
Well, the kiss?
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ACTRESS:
Go.
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CASTING DIRECTOR:
Just kiss her, come on.
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[SIGHS]
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EVAN:
Um...
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ACTRESS:
Go
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CASTING DIRECTOR:
Kiss her, come on.
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CASTING DIRECTOR:
Okay uh, thank you.
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Can I just go
out and come back in?
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CASTING DIRECTOR: No.
That's not gonna work. Nah I'm sorry,
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We're not gonna call you, it's
not gonna happen. I'm sorry.
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Yeah, that wasn't good.
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[RAP MUSIC STARTS]
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♪ It's my life ♪
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♪ It's my life ♪
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♪ Everything comes
down to this ♪
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♪ Everything, everything,
comes down to this ♪
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♪ It's my life, It's my life ♪
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PASSENGER 1: You made out
with someone who had herpes?
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Hahahaha! You loser!
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Has this happened to you?
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PASSENGER 2: Actually sir can
you just drop me off right here
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on this corner. Yeah, thank you.
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PASSENGER 1: Yeah you know what
sir I'm actually gonna get out too.
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[GRUNT SOUND]
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What kind of car do you drive?
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This is not
suitable for Gluber pool.
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It says here your
drop off is in the valley.
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[CAR DOOR SLAMS]
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I'm just gonna
walk up Laurel Canyon drive.
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Just please
give me five stars. Please?
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hey dad.
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EVAN'S DAD:
What's up, son?
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Uh, I just
got out of an audition.
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Actually, yeah, I think
I'm gonna get a callback.
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What's the pay?
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Copy, credit, meal...
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Listen! It's not good enough.
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We've been through this a
million times! I'm an actor!
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Why don't you come back
home and work with your old man?
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Mom and I cannot
see you struggling like that.
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I love you. I gotta go.
Okay? Oh, one last thing!
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Can you wire me some money?
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I have a couple
bills I need to take care of.
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Listen and listen
good! This is the last time.
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Of course, of course Dad.
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Thank you so much. I love you.
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Hey guys! Evan here. I
just got out of an audition and
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it went amazing! I'll keep
you guys posted if I got it.
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Evan out!
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[TRAP MUSIC IN SPANISH]
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[ZAPPING
NOISES FROM OTHER ROOM]
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[MUSIC ENDS]
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Oh, about time!
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VR HOST:
Hello Evan.
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VR HOST:
VR mode starting.
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EVAN: My God...
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♪ SLOW JAZZY ELECTRIC PIANO ♪
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ROBOT SOUNDING RACHEL:
Oh Evan...
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I'm so horny.
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Before we start making
out, do you wanna dance?
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I'd love to.
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♪ I'm in love with a girl
in my acting class ♪
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♪ I'm in love with a girl
in my acting class ♪
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♪ Oh me, homie. I'ma tap that
ass. Oh me, homie ♪
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♪ I'ma tap that ass. I'm in love
with a girl in my acting class ♪
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♪ I'm in love with a
girl in my acting class ♪
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♪ Oh me, homie. I'ma
tap that ass. Oh me, homie ♪
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♪ I'ma tap that ass ♪
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Let me make you happy.
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Yes.
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♪ In VR, in VR,
In VR, in VR ♪
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[MELODIC KEYBOARD MUSIC]
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♪ It's the Don ♪
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♪ The Don Kap...
on Planet Earth ♪
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♪ There's a country ♪
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NARRATOR: The country of
Allur was founded in 1894
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by two hot people.
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No one is certain of its
exact geographical location
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but many speculate
it is in the Middle East.
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The kingdom of Allur was
in such financial crisis that
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the royal guards had
to wear Halloween costumes.
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KHALID ON TV: The kingdom of Allur.
A naturally beautiful country.
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From its scenic
views and flowing rivers
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to its gorgeous natives.
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Our land will transport
you to a world rich with romance
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and passion all
provided by Zuku Zuku.
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For decades Allur has been
the leader in the sacred art
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of love making. Not even the
Kama Sutra knows of such lust.
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Allur, the land of Zuku Zuku.
Travel packages now available.
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Cut!
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KING OF ALLUR: This is what we do?
This is shit! This is purely shit!
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QUEEN OF ALLUR: Calm down!
Imagining a big lollypop!
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Lollypop?
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Lollypop!
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KHALID:
Did you guys like it?
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I loved it! it's great!
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Yes it is fantastic work!
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But we are going
with the other plan.
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SIDEKICK: You know the Zuku Zuku
doesn't work well anymore anyways.
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All these western hipsters
care about these days is
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quick bang bang sploosh!
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[ROYAL GONG]
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SIDEKICK: Your royal highness,
Prince Ahmed and Prince Ali!
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AHMED:
Mommy.
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ALI:
Father.
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KING OF ALLUR: Khalid, Khalid!
You made sure my third son is
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occupied
during this meeting?
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Oh yes your majesty,
nothing to worry about.
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♪ TRAP MUSIC ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
an action movie star ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
an action movie star ♪
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♪ I just wanna be
an action movie star ♪
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FAHAD:
Darwin Coming!
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MISTRESS: Darwin you are so
brave, why don't I just untie you
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and we go back to bed?
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If we ever get out of this,
that villain is going to pay!
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Oh Mister Darwin!
You are so handsome!
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[GONG]
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Oh ok, tea time!
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Just come lay with me!
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Our time for today is
over. I have a family meeting.
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I gotta go!
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Where's the mirror?
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There are no mirrors
here. Let me tell you my story.
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Once upon a time I
was born, like I am now, I was
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incredibly handsome...
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[BABY CRYING]
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It must never leave the palace
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What is this? This is dangerous.
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Is it a baby?
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In fact a witch decreed that if
I ever saw myself in the mirror
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I would turn ugly.
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We made this?
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That's why
there are no mirrors here.
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How unlucky it is that
you'll never be able to witness
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your own beauty?
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And what is more
important than being handsome?
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Nothing my prince.
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The prince must go now.
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It has been decided. We will
complete a two billion dollar
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deal with hip new
energy out in California.
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Prince Ali and Prince Ahmed will
leave tomorrow to seal the deal
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and deliver the
bags of money to Los Angeles.
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Why don't you wire the money?
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Because they want to charge
me a thirty dollar wiring fee!
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What a rip off!
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Sons, this is our last
resort to save the country.
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I trust you to take
care of this. Good day.
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[GONG]
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The royal
Highnesses, Prince Fahad!
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What is this father? I'm
hearing about Los Angeles.
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I have been asking years
to send me to Hollywood.
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I'm sending your brothers
Ali and Ahmed to California
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to invest
in new forms of energy.
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Energy is our
business after all.
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I have been
wasting my talents here.
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Your only talent is
having sex and watching
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that stupid
Darwin action movie!
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Darwin action films!
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Silence!
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Please father.
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Enough! You're
forbidden to leave this palace.
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The world is full of mirrors
Fahad, and you know what
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happens when
you look into one.
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I know what's gonna
happen. I will become ugly
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and I will be sent
to live with the cows.
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Exactly, you have no self
control. You can't be trusted.
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This is for your own safety.
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We are simply trying
to protect you, Fahad.
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Protect me from what my
mom? I'm wasting my time here.
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[GONG]
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Meeting adjourned!
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KING OF ALLUR:
Khalid! Khalid!
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Yes, your majesty.
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I have an important job for you.
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Right hand man
kind of important?
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I need you to
keep Prince Fahad safe.
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Of course your majesty,
that has always been my job.
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You understand
he's always been different.
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It is true. The Prince marches
to the beat of his own drum.
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He's damned ugly!
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Oh yes, that.
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Don't let him ruin the
opportunity to save the country.
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I will not fail you my king.
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Of course you won't.
Otherwise you will be hung.
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Wait, I thought we
don't do that anymore!
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You're right. We
will cut off your testicles.
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Both of them?
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Both of them!
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♪ SOFT PIANO ♪
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[GUNSHOTS AND SIRENS]
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Oh my god...
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Oh! What?
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What is that?
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BARRY:
Oh you found the new prototype.
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Yeah, I'm testing out
this new hydrocarbon silicone
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polymer composite.
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Wait, so it's a
head that gives head?
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That's the idea.
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Is this a sex toy?
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Mhm.
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Dude you can
make a full robot of her.
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I would so love that. I mean,
just imagine. You and me, we'll
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be able to get with the most
beautiful women in the world
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even if we look like
bridge trolls, which we don't
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by the way.
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And the sex will be real.
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It's sex and the future!
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So this is your plan? Your plan
to finally lose your virginity.
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Nice work
buddy. I'm proud of you.
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But it's
complicated. I'm low on funds.
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So how was last night with that
chick from your acting class?
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Am I good or am I good?
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Ah man, the file, it skipped
a little bit, but otherwise
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incredible.
Barry you're a genius.
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Just wait once I figure out this
sex-bot thing. All I need is
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one pathetic rich guy who's
willing to cough over some
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major mulah...
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Ah!
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[OBNOXIOUS SNORING]
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[SHRIEKS]
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[SHRIEKS AND SHUFFLES]
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[FOOTSTEPS CAN BE HEARD]
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You poisoned them?
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They are asleep.
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You took my Xanax.
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Khalid we must go, quickly.
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But I have to
speak to your father
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and brothers
before their flight.
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They are not going. We are.
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No we cannot!
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Khalid.
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The jet is ready for take off. I
am going, either you are going
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with me or you will be hung.
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[SNORING]
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[MUSIC STARTS WITH
FLYING SOUNDS]
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♪ It's so fun. It's okay ♪
♪ Yeah I drugged my family ♪
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♪ It's so fun. It's okay ♪
♪ Yeah I left the country ♪
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♪ It's so fun. It's okay ♪
♪ Yeah I drugged my family ♪
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♪ In LA. In LA ♪
♪ Yeah I left the country ♪
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♪ In LA. In LA ♪
♪ In LA. In LA ♪
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TOMMY:
Follow your partner.
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Watch them. Connect.
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Feel the flow.
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This is the best acting class.
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You should be honored
that I share my time with you.
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Stephanie and Evan focus!
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You haven't paid me
for this class or the last one.
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Yeah about that. My
dad's going to pay, tomorrow?
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Your father?
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Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Soon, very soon.
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Daddy's gonna pay it soon!
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Back when I was doing
a production of 11th Night...
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I wish I was a millionaire.
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Can you imagine
yourself as a millionaire?
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You'd be cocky and unbearable.
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Yeah I know I would
and I'd like to try it anyway.
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Switch partners.
Rachel you're with Evan.
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Stephanie you are with Aaron.
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And everyone on their feet.
Come on. Let's go. Breathing.
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Very important. Breathing.
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Harrumph!
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Evan?
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Evan? What is this?
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Did I ask you to do this?
What is this?
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This is not part of the
breathing exercise. Ready?
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Ready, yeah.
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[EXHALES]
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[GOOFY EXHALE]
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[NEEDLE SCRATCH]
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Where did you
pick up that bad habit?
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Um..
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COOL KID 1:
Yo, that teacher's a dick.
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Yeah he made you cry dude.
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COOL KID 1: I'm over it. Yo Throw
rooftop tonight? All the celebrities are
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gonna be there.
Rachel's gonna come with us.
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COOL KID 2:
Sweet.
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Oh yeah, I've been there.
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Is there
something going on tonight?
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COOL KID 2: Depends,
how many followers do you have?
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Um.. like 20...
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[LAUGHTER]
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COOL KID 2:
20,000 isn't enough.
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Bro, you need 100,000.
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EVAN: Oh.
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I got 110. She's got
300. She's blowing up.
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Yeah, Let's ditch this loser.
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[SOFT SYNTH MUSIC]
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[EXAGGERATED SIGHS]
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STEPH:
She's cute.
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That's my mom.
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At least you
know your followers are real.
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Ten of them are bots, actually.
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[ELECTRONIC BEEP]
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I better go, bro. See ya...
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[SYNTH MUSIC STARTS]
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♪ Alcatraz, Alcatraz.
Stuck in traffic ♪
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Who
the hell are these guys?
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FAHAD: Woo! Lets go lets go!
Fast Fast.
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We don't have
time. Yeah this one.
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KHALID: Okay! Okay!
I'm going. Okay!
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FAHAD: Let's go! We are here!
Woohoo! Go fast!
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What brings you to LA?
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We are here to
begin my acting career.
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00:17:12,874 --> 00:17:16,145
No way, that's interesting.
Actually...
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00:17:16,279 --> 00:17:17,914
I do a little acting myself.
325
00:17:18,047 --> 00:17:23,019
That's interesting. Do you
know Darwin? The action star.
326
00:17:23,152 --> 00:17:26,755
Um, no, no.
Can't say that I do.
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Haven't had the pleasure yet.
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00:17:28,157 --> 00:17:29,058
Fahad!
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Khalid! We are in America!
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Do not call me
Fahad. Call me Darwin.
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So mister actor driver.
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It's Evan.
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00:17:37,866 --> 00:17:42,038
Yes Evan, you
are an actor and an Uber driver?
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00:17:42,171 --> 00:17:43,872
Yeah, yeah that's right.
335
00:17:44,006 --> 00:17:46,042
Have you been in
anything we might have seen?
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00:17:46,175 --> 00:17:47,842
No. No.
337
00:17:47,977 --> 00:17:51,981
I'm still trying
to get thing on track.
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00:17:52,315 --> 00:17:55,784
But I do take classes down at
Tantrum Acting Studios though.
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00:17:55,918 --> 00:17:58,453
Thats amazing.
Khalid write this down.
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00:17:58,586 --> 00:18:00,455
Write it down. We're
gonna go to this class.
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Fahad.
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Darwin. Darwin. Darwin.
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00:18:03,092 --> 00:18:06,128
Darwin, we must prioritize,
first securing the
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00:18:06,262 --> 00:18:08,931
investment before we
enroll you in any classes.
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00:18:09,065 --> 00:18:12,667
What's this investment
you guys are talking about?
346
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:17,539
Tech. So what
is hot out here in LA?
347
00:18:17,672 --> 00:18:20,443
The women.
That's the hottest thing.
348
00:18:20,575 --> 00:18:23,112
Oh and vegan cheese.
349
00:18:23,245 --> 00:18:25,414
What? That's disgusting.
350
00:18:25,547 --> 00:18:27,350
Ew.
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00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:32,620
[TRAP INSTRUMENTALS]
352
00:18:34,190 --> 00:18:38,094
Wow, wow
this is just the beginning!
353
00:18:41,297 --> 00:18:44,166
Thank you so much Mr. Actor Evan
Driver. Here you go.
354
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:48,371
Thank you. Oh I'm
so sorry if I offended you.
355
00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:50,906
Please take this as well!
356
00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:53,909
Thank you.
357
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:54,910
Thank you.
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00:18:55,044 --> 00:18:57,046
Thank you.
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00:18:58,314 --> 00:19:00,049
Fahad!
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00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:03,551
♪ I'm lookin', lookin' at views ♪
♪ I'm lookin', lookin' at views ♪
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00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:05,653
♪ Up in the hills,
up in the hills ♪
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00:19:05,787 --> 00:19:08,324
♪ Swimming in pools.
Checkin' out girls ♪
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00:19:08,457 --> 00:19:12,928
♪ I'm lookin', lookin' at views ♪
♪ I'm lookin', lookin' at views ♪
364
00:19:13,062 --> 00:19:15,297
Woohoo!
365
00:19:15,431 --> 00:19:17,066
Wow!
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00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:20,069
Darwin!! Woohoo!!!
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00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:24,073
Yeah. Yeah. Freeze!
368
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,708
It is I Darwin!
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00:19:37,186 --> 00:19:42,391
KHALID:
Okay, alright. Alright. Yes.
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00:19:42,624 --> 00:19:47,163
Oh it feels so good.
371
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:52,201
[SHRIEKS]
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00:19:52,334 --> 00:19:56,539
Where did it go? It's
gone, they'll chop my head off!
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00:19:56,671 --> 00:19:58,207
Fahad!
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00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:03,112
Fahad! Where are you? Fahad!
There was another bag like this,
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00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,113
did you see it?
376
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,448
What?
377
00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:07,782
There was another
bag like this, did you see it?
378
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:10,286
I only remember bringing one.
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00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:17,359
[POOL SPLASHING SOUNDS]
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00:20:17,493 --> 00:20:19,161
Fahad, where is that bag?
381
00:20:19,295 --> 00:20:21,130
Fahad that bag
had a lot of money in it.
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00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:23,566
The money your brothers were
going to use to secure that deal
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00:20:23,698 --> 00:20:26,235
they had in place. The deal
that would have saved our
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00:20:26,368 --> 00:20:28,471
country and
bought us time out here!
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00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:30,506
[PHONE RINGING]
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00:20:30,638 --> 00:20:33,741
What's going on there?
Why am I looking at the sky?
387
00:20:33,876 --> 00:20:35,643
Your majesty, it's
so good to see you again.
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00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:38,514
You promised me quick returns
on my energy investment deal.
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00:20:38,646 --> 00:20:41,350
Why is hip new energy
calling me about the money?
390
00:20:41,484 --> 00:20:44,553
Uh, your majesty it's very early
morning out here and people in
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00:20:44,686 --> 00:20:46,188
LA go hiking.
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00:20:46,322 --> 00:20:50,459
All you had to do was hand them
the money and sign the papers!
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00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:53,229
[BEEP]
394
00:20:53,661 --> 00:20:55,898
You hung up on the king?
395
00:20:56,865 --> 00:21:00,102
You hung up on the King?
396
00:21:00,236 --> 00:21:02,972
You hung up on-
You Hung up on the King!
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00:21:03,105 --> 00:21:05,608
Relax Khalid. Everything will
be fine. We're going to do the
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00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:09,844
investment and I will be a movie
star. Someone will find the
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00:21:09,979 --> 00:21:12,647
money and bring it
back. I am sure about that.
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00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:16,684
[GRUNT, CRINKLING SOUND]
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00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:21,524
[GROANS]
402
00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:23,725
[SCREAMS]
403
00:21:26,529 --> 00:21:31,534
HOMELESS MAN: A suitcase,
let's see if there's some dirty panties.
404
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:35,204
[JOYFUL SCREAMS]
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00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:37,339
The actor driver!
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00:21:37,473 --> 00:21:42,545
♪ I just got to LA.
I'ma chill by the beach ♪
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00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,480
♪ But what about a job bro ♪
408
00:21:44,613 --> 00:21:49,018
♪ I don't know.
I'm just smokin' the weed ♪
409
00:21:49,151 --> 00:21:51,020
♪ What about the rent, man ♪
410
00:21:51,153 --> 00:21:55,024
♪ I don't know.
I'm lookin' at the trees ♪
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00:21:55,157 --> 00:21:57,193
♪ What about a car, man ♪
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00:21:57,326 --> 00:22:01,729
♪ I don't know.
I'm enjoyin' the breeze ♪
413
00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:05,100
♪ What about your life ♪
414
00:22:05,833 --> 00:22:06,801
This is it?
415
00:22:06,936 --> 00:22:09,905
Yes this is the acting school.
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00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:17,213
Your headshot needs to say
everything about you in one
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00:22:17,346 --> 00:22:22,750
quick glance. It needs to say
you're young but old at the same
418
00:22:24,019 --> 00:22:27,755
time. You're elegant,
yet you're mean.
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00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:31,060
You're mean, yet educated.
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00:22:31,193 --> 00:22:34,096
Sneaky, but educated.
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00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:37,132
But mentally ill!
Very important!
422
00:22:37,266 --> 00:22:41,070
Wait outside, wait outside!
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00:22:44,506 --> 00:22:46,642
Excuse me.
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00:22:46,976 --> 00:22:48,711
My client
wants to take your class but he
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00:22:48,843 --> 00:22:50,246
does not like mirrors.
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00:22:50,379 --> 00:22:54,383
Listen pal this is the
world's greatest acting class
427
00:22:54,516 --> 00:22:57,953
taught by the world's
greatest acting teacher.
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00:22:58,087 --> 00:23:01,023
You think you can just waltz...
429
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,294
Carry on!
430
00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:06,462
You wait right here.
431
00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:11,000
Headshots. Evan, your headshot?
432
00:23:13,702 --> 00:23:16,705
Mr. Evan actor driver sir did we
happen to leave a bag of money
433
00:23:16,838 --> 00:23:18,007
in your car?
434
00:23:18,140 --> 00:23:21,644
Uh I
don't think so, no. I'm sorry.
435
00:23:21,910 --> 00:23:23,879
ACTING STUDENT 1:
Who is your agent?
436
00:23:24,013 --> 00:23:27,116
Oh, you mean
FBI agent? I don't think so.
437
00:23:27,249 --> 00:23:28,484
ACTING STUDENT 2:
How'd you find him?
438
00:23:28,617 --> 00:23:30,119
Oh, my father hired him.
439
00:23:30,252 --> 00:23:31,253
STEPH:
Who's your friend?
440
00:23:31,387 --> 00:23:33,455
Oh I'll
introduce you, come on.
441
00:23:34,590 --> 00:23:35,724
Hey! I'm Steph.
442
00:23:35,857 --> 00:23:36,925
Hi, nice to meet you.
443
00:23:37,059 --> 00:23:38,460
Nice to meet you too.
444
00:23:38,594 --> 00:23:41,930
Wow. Wow. Woo.
445
00:23:42,064 --> 00:23:45,833
Hi, my name
is Darwin. You can call me
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00:23:45,968 --> 00:23:49,738
D-R-O-O-N-S-N-Y-O
447
00:23:49,871 --> 00:23:52,141
RACHEL:
Okay, Hi Darwin.
448
00:23:52,274 --> 00:23:55,144
Okay party people
back to the headshots!
449
00:23:55,277 --> 00:23:56,745
Come Fahad we must go!
450
00:23:56,879 --> 00:23:58,681
Darwin! Call me Darwin!
451
00:23:58,813 --> 00:24:00,149
Darwin we
must go find the money!
452
00:24:00,282 --> 00:24:01,684
I'm not going
anywhere, you can go.
453
00:24:01,816 --> 00:24:05,454
You did pay for it. I'm
gonna take this class. Just go.
454
00:24:06,722 --> 00:24:08,590
Did you bring a headshot?
455
00:24:08,724 --> 00:24:09,892
What does that mean?
456
00:24:10,025 --> 00:24:11,694
A headshot.
A picture of yourself
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00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:13,462
Oh, no.
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00:24:14,363 --> 00:24:18,233
[SINISTER MUSIC]
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00:24:18,367 --> 00:24:21,503
[ACTING TEACHER CAN
BE HEARD IN BACKGROUND]
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00:24:26,308 --> 00:24:29,378
So remember keep
working on your scenes privately
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00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:34,216
with your partners an as a
special bonus I have a casting
462
00:24:34,350 --> 00:24:36,585
director from a major major
463
00:24:36,719 --> 00:24:39,388
major studio coming to
see your final presentations.
464
00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:42,157
[CHEERS]
465
00:24:42,291 --> 00:24:46,195
And one last
thing. My new all organic vegan
466
00:24:46,328 --> 00:24:48,797
gluten free diet has become
very expensive, so effective
467
00:24:48,931 --> 00:24:54,169
immediately the prices for
these classes has gone up 60%.
468
00:24:55,003 --> 00:24:58,774
Beat it! Get out of here.
469
00:24:58,907 --> 00:25:03,545
And Evan this might be
a good time to call daddy.
470
00:25:05,347 --> 00:25:09,218
And Fahad great
work! I'm very impressed!
471
00:25:09,351 --> 00:25:10,819
Is Khalid coming back?
472
00:25:10,953 --> 00:25:11,820
I don't think so.
473
00:25:11,954 --> 00:25:13,622
Okay.
474
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:17,426
I've learned so
much already today and scene!
475
00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:19,495
Woohoo! I love it!
476
00:25:19,628 --> 00:25:22,231
Well Tommy is the
greatest actor of all time
477
00:25:22,364 --> 00:25:23,899
as he constantly reminds us.
478
00:25:24,032 --> 00:25:25,701
We're doomed!
479
00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:28,570
Oh, wow, this guys looks
like he needs a drink.
480
00:25:28,704 --> 00:25:29,705
Yeah
481
00:25:29,838 --> 00:25:30,939
I agree with you.
482
00:25:31,073 --> 00:25:32,107
You guys
wanna go to my place?
483
00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:33,709
Yeah let's go.
484
00:25:33,842 --> 00:25:35,411
Cool. Follow me.
485
00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,795
Barry! We have company!
486
00:25:52,928 --> 00:25:54,663
Come on in.
487
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,935
Oh.
Hello hello!
488
00:26:00,068 --> 00:26:01,637
Ugh, Barry.
489
00:26:01,770 --> 00:26:03,472
How are you?
490
00:26:05,207 --> 00:26:08,477
You look awfully
familiar. Have we met?
491
00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:09,778
Oh no no no.
492
00:26:09,913 --> 00:26:11,480
It's not who you
think it is. No it's not her.
493
00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:13,282
You're the
chick from the VR machine!
494
00:26:13,415 --> 00:26:16,285
No, no, that's not her!
Barry just let that one go.
495
00:26:16,418 --> 00:26:17,887
Just be quiet.
Rachel, Steph.
496
00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:19,955
Do you guys mind giving me
a few minutes you guys can
497
00:26:20,088 --> 00:26:21,290
wait in my room. Thank you!
498
00:26:21,423 --> 00:26:22,758
Evan,
I'm like 99.9 percent sure.
499
00:26:22,892 --> 00:26:24,493
It's not her. Let it go.
500
00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:28,864
Jeez Evan.
501
00:26:28,997 --> 00:26:31,300
[HARD SIGH]
502
00:26:31,433 --> 00:26:36,171
Oh my God. You
think he likes himself?
503
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:40,409
He's so pretty.
504
00:26:41,878 --> 00:26:43,545
What is this?
505
00:26:43,679 --> 00:26:47,049
It's like VR.
It's like a video game.
506
00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:54,556
[BEEPS]
507
00:26:55,324 --> 00:26:56,658
Dude you got her to move.
508
00:26:56,792 --> 00:26:58,660
Yeah, she even talks.
509
00:26:59,394 --> 00:27:01,096
Are you the
head that gives head?
510
00:27:01,230 --> 00:27:03,866
TALKING HEAD: I certainly am.
Would you like a blowjob now?
511
00:27:03,999 --> 00:27:06,668
Yeah, so I solved all the
complexities and just built her.
512
00:27:06,802 --> 00:27:07,669
What do you think?
513
00:27:07,803 --> 00:27:08,871
Spectacular.
514
00:27:09,004 --> 00:27:10,606
Would you like a blowjob now?
515
00:27:10,739 --> 00:27:15,377
Yes, I want one. It's been two
days without any romance. Wow!
516
00:27:15,777 --> 00:27:18,347
I think she's
my soulmate. I'm in love!
517
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:19,681
Come on man. Don't be stupid.
518
00:27:19,815 --> 00:27:22,784
You can't
fall in love with a robot.
519
00:27:26,355 --> 00:27:30,425
Oh, Evan I'm
so glad you're here.
520
00:27:30,559 --> 00:27:32,494
Oh my God!
521
00:27:33,362 --> 00:27:35,430
I'm so horny.
522
00:27:35,564 --> 00:27:37,533
What?
523
00:27:39,034 --> 00:27:42,237
Oh my. Oh my. Oh my god.
524
00:27:42,371 --> 00:27:44,373
How much will you
need for full body prototypes?
525
00:27:44,506 --> 00:27:46,542
Oh, I'll take over from here.
No, I got this. I got this.
526
00:27:46,675 --> 00:27:50,579
Um as the spokesperson
for, uh, Evan Advanced
527
00:27:50,712 --> 00:27:54,383
Robotics Corporation. We'll need
a minimum investment of ten
528
00:27:54,516 --> 00:27:58,687
million dollars for a single
prototype and a retainer fee for
529
00:27:58,820 --> 00:28:00,088
further production.
530
00:28:00,222 --> 00:28:01,590
I have an idea.
I'm going to call the king.
531
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:02,391
Deal!
532
00:28:02,524 --> 00:28:03,927
Beautiful. Thank you!
533
00:28:04,059 --> 00:28:05,060
What is this?
534
00:28:05,193 --> 00:28:06,395
No, Rachel, take that off!
535
00:28:06,528 --> 00:28:09,631
Hey turn it off,
turn it off! Is it off?
536
00:28:11,266 --> 00:28:14,003
It's for acting class
I'm a method actor.
537
00:28:14,136 --> 00:28:15,671
What?
538
00:28:15,804 --> 00:28:18,840
It's not real. Just go back to
my room. Back to my room.
539
00:28:18,975 --> 00:28:21,076
I knew it was her!
540
00:28:21,209 --> 00:28:22,912
[FUN, SUSPENSE MUSIC]
541
00:28:23,046 --> 00:28:24,981
INVESTOR: Can you believe they
made me park my boat on the
542
00:28:25,113 --> 00:28:29,886
other side of the port? I had to
walk 30 meters to my golf cart.
543
00:28:30,652 --> 00:28:33,188
Tell me about it,
my son just spent a fortune on
544
00:28:33,322 --> 00:28:37,693
sex robots. Can
you believe that? Sex robots.
545
00:28:37,826 --> 00:28:39,161
Sex robots?
546
00:28:39,294 --> 00:28:40,862
I am truly embarrassed.
547
00:28:40,997 --> 00:28:43,967
I have been very interested in
artificial intelligence for some
548
00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:47,803
time now. The implications.
549
00:28:48,972 --> 00:28:51,373
They are sending me a prototype.
550
00:28:53,809 --> 00:28:58,580
Can you tell
your son to send two. Twenty!
551
00:28:59,648 --> 00:29:02,851
[ROCK MUSIC]
552
00:29:05,654 --> 00:29:07,556
NARRATOR:
Khalid had found a way to save
553
00:29:07,689 --> 00:29:10,893
his ass from
losing that briefcase.
554
00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:16,798
Well, well wow. Wow!
555
00:29:16,933 --> 00:29:19,334
Barry! Barry!
556
00:29:19,468 --> 00:29:20,802
What are you working on buddy?
557
00:29:20,937 --> 00:29:25,340
Just this new
prototype. Hi everyone.
558
00:29:25,807 --> 00:29:27,342
This place is...
559
00:29:27,476 --> 00:29:29,012
Where stars are born!
560
00:29:29,144 --> 00:29:33,215
[ALARM SOUNDS]
561
00:29:33,348 --> 00:29:36,551
[UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC]
562
00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:39,855
ENGINEER:
Everything's okay!
563
00:29:39,989 --> 00:29:42,491
This is very
unprofessional in my opinion.
564
00:29:42,624 --> 00:29:46,662
Don't use the jacket. We
paid good money for that!
565
00:29:46,963 --> 00:29:49,197
Khalid, should we run?
566
00:29:49,331 --> 00:29:50,699
You run. I stay.
567
00:29:50,832 --> 00:29:54,202
I'm running.
568
00:29:57,907 --> 00:30:02,844
[UPBEAT SYNTH MUSIC]
569
00:30:04,246 --> 00:30:07,783
♪ First you take the
boobs, connect it to the brain ♪
570
00:30:07,917 --> 00:30:11,753
♪ Then you take the
arms, connect it to the brain ♪
571
00:30:11,888 --> 00:30:15,590
♪ First you take the
boobs, connect it to the frame ♪
572
00:30:15,724 --> 00:30:19,996
♪ Then you take the
arms, connect it to the brain ♪
573
00:30:20,529 --> 00:30:23,933
♪ Workin' all week man.
Hardly takin' a shower ♪
574
00:30:24,067 --> 00:30:28,037
♪ First base. Second Base.
Like I am playing base ball ♪
575
00:30:28,171 --> 00:30:31,807
♪ Workin' all week man.
Hardly takin' showers ♪
576
00:30:31,941 --> 00:30:34,877
♪ First base. Second Base.
Like I am a playing base ball ♪
577
00:30:35,011 --> 00:30:37,080
♪ Like I am playing baseball ♪
♪ Like I am playing baseball ♪
578
00:30:37,212 --> 00:30:38,948
♪ Like I am playing baseball ♪
579
00:30:39,082 --> 00:30:40,615
♪ Like I am playing baseball ♪
♪ Like I am playing baseball ♪
580
00:30:40,749 --> 00:30:42,751
♪ Like I am playing baseball ♪
581
00:30:42,885 --> 00:30:44,553
♪ Like I am playing base ball ♪
♪ Like I am playing base ball ♪
582
00:30:44,686 --> 00:30:46,421
♪ Like I am playing baseball ♪
583
00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:48,523
♪ Like I am playing baseball ♪
♪ Like I am playing baseball ♪
584
00:30:48,657 --> 00:30:52,260
Welcome to Evanbots! This is the
assembly room where every part
585
00:30:52,394 --> 00:30:54,197
is hand assembled.
586
00:30:54,362 --> 00:30:57,833
First here at our nail painting
station is my buddy Barry.
587
00:30:57,967 --> 00:31:01,703
After assembly
every part then moves on to
588
00:31:01,837 --> 00:31:05,975
rigorous testing for movement.
This here is my buddy Dale,
589
00:31:06,109 --> 00:31:10,079
our handshake specialist
manning the hand job.
590
00:31:10,213 --> 00:31:13,116
Thank you sir. Up next
591
00:31:13,248 --> 00:31:16,518
we go to our breast augmentation
station. We have over 1500
592
00:31:16,651 --> 00:31:21,157
different types of boobs for
your choosing. How are you sir?
593
00:31:21,289 --> 00:31:22,925
You're doing great pal.
594
00:31:23,059 --> 00:31:25,460
Now I'd like for you to follow
me to quality control.
595
00:31:25,594 --> 00:31:26,528
Come this way.
596
00:31:26,661 --> 00:31:28,797
This is a private testing area.
597
00:31:28,931 --> 00:31:32,467
I've got 10
more of these to test today!
598
00:31:32,601 --> 00:31:35,370
You get the
idea. Quality control.
599
00:31:35,504 --> 00:31:39,775
At Evanbots, we love
you and our robots do too.
600
00:31:39,909 --> 00:31:43,146
Here at Evanbots
even you can get laid.
601
00:31:43,278 --> 00:31:46,615
At Evanbots
satisfaction guaranteed.
602
00:31:46,748 --> 00:31:49,085
The customer comes first.
603
00:31:49,218 --> 00:31:54,157
Women aren't robots.
They're not sex toys.
604
00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:56,491
They're
thinking, feeling people.
605
00:31:56,625 --> 00:31:58,827
Don't you see the
damage this does to people?
606
00:31:58,961 --> 00:32:00,062
They are just dolls.
607
00:32:00,196 --> 00:32:02,497
With perfect
bodies, willing to do anything
608
00:32:02,631 --> 00:32:05,201
they're
programmed by a man to do.
609
00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:07,402
I see
what you're saying.
610
00:32:07,970 --> 00:32:09,105
Do you?
611
00:32:09,238 --> 00:32:12,909
Barry how smart
is the artificial intelligence
612
00:32:13,042 --> 00:32:14,643
of these robot women.
613
00:32:14,776 --> 00:32:17,280
Pretty smart, I
programmed them so they learn at
614
00:32:17,412 --> 00:32:21,650
a high level. The idea is they
evolve and the sexual experience
615
00:32:21,783 --> 00:32:23,652
are new and
more satisfying every time.
616
00:32:23,785 --> 00:32:27,422
Wow, that's amazing! High five.
617
00:32:27,656 --> 00:32:30,592
Alright see you. Wow.
618
00:32:32,228 --> 00:32:33,095
WORKER:
Sex sound.
619
00:32:33,229 --> 00:32:34,529
[SEX SOUND]
620
00:32:34,663 --> 00:32:36,731
[HYDRAULIC SOUNDS]
621
00:32:36,865 --> 00:32:39,868
NARRATOR: Fahad waited like
a creep until everyone left
622
00:32:40,002 --> 00:32:41,336
the factory that night.
623
00:32:41,469 --> 00:32:46,541
FAHAD: Well, well, well.
Woo! Wow. I love that.
624
00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:48,911
WOO! Hoo, Hoo. Bark, Bark!
625
00:32:49,045 --> 00:32:51,546
Time to put the final
ingredient together.
626
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,548
Ladies and gentlemen.
627
00:32:53,682 --> 00:32:57,652
Haha there are no
gentlemen. Ladies,
628
00:32:57,786 --> 00:33:01,023
You are going
to my home the kingdom of Allur.
629
00:33:01,157 --> 00:33:05,261
You might be aware of our
tradition of zuku zuku. Zuku
630
00:33:05,393 --> 00:33:10,599
zuku is more than love. Zuku
zuku is more than romance.
631
00:33:10,933 --> 00:33:13,668
Zuku zuku is more than sex.
632
00:33:13,835 --> 00:33:17,539
1,000 orgasms working as one.
633
00:33:17,907 --> 00:33:19,175
Zuku Zuku!
634
00:33:19,308 --> 00:33:20,910
ROBOTS:
Zuku Zuku!
635
00:33:21,043 --> 00:33:23,212
Wow, Zuku Zuku.
636
00:33:23,346 --> 00:33:24,412
Zuku Zuku!
637
00:33:24,546 --> 00:33:26,883
Lets do it!
638
00:33:28,383 --> 00:33:32,787
[SEX GROANS]
639
00:33:32,922 --> 00:33:35,925
♪ My robot is
hot. My robot is hot ♪
640
00:33:36,058 --> 00:33:37,792
Wow, Wow. Woo Hoo, hoo!
641
00:33:37,927 --> 00:33:40,129
♪ These are the
real chicks, man. They are not ♪
642
00:33:40,263 --> 00:33:43,732
♪ My robot is
hot. My robot is hot ♪
643
00:33:43,865 --> 00:33:47,736
♪ These are the
real chicks, man. They are not ♪
644
00:33:47,869 --> 00:33:52,208
♪ And I'm not
interested in a girlfriend ♪
645
00:33:52,341 --> 00:33:55,311
♪ I just want to love my bot ♪
646
00:33:55,912 --> 00:33:59,581
♪ And I'm not
interested in any new friends ♪
647
00:33:59,714 --> 00:34:02,817
♪ I just want to love my bot ♪
648
00:34:02,952 --> 00:34:06,755
♪ And I'm not
interested in obligations ♪
649
00:34:06,889 --> 00:34:09,691
♪ I just want to love my bot ♪
650
00:34:10,026 --> 00:34:14,496
♪ And I'm not
accepting invitations ♪
651
00:34:14,629 --> 00:34:16,665
♪ I just want to love my bot ♪
652
00:34:16,798 --> 00:34:20,069
♪ My bot, bot, bot. ♪
653
00:34:20,202 --> 00:34:21,503
[TALK SHOW MUSIC]
654
00:34:21,636 --> 00:34:23,638
[CAMERA CLICKS]
655
00:34:25,573 --> 00:34:27,109
TALIA HOST:
Good evening. I'm Talia Kaplan.
656
00:34:27,243 --> 00:34:29,245
Joining us tonight
is Evan Kleinman, the
657
00:34:29,378 --> 00:34:33,015
CEO of Evan Advanced Robotics
corporation, which is now
658
00:34:33,149 --> 00:34:36,218
bringing the tiny kingdom
of Allur back from bankruptcy.
659
00:34:36,352 --> 00:34:40,588
Thank you very much for joining
us. So why sex robots and why
660
00:34:40,722 --> 00:34:42,124
only the kingdom of Allur?
661
00:34:42,258 --> 00:34:43,525
Okay, First, things first.
662
00:34:43,658 --> 00:34:45,394
Is my
Instagram handle down there?
663
00:34:45,527 --> 00:34:46,929
Yeah, it is?
664
00:34:47,063 --> 00:34:51,033
I'm sorry, what was your
question? Right. Sex robots.
665
00:34:51,167 --> 00:34:53,868
Of course. Um,
yeah sex robots. It
666
00:34:54,003 --> 00:34:56,272
was an idea that I've had
brewing in the back of my head
667
00:34:56,405 --> 00:35:00,943
for, gosh, quite some time and
it's a concept I've come back
668
00:35:01,077 --> 00:35:05,348
to over and over again. You know
something I really believed in.
669
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,185
You build all your robots right
here in Los Angeles yet you ship
670
00:35:09,318 --> 00:35:12,821
every single one to the
kingdom of Allur. Why?
671
00:35:12,955 --> 00:35:14,522
Well
you know I thought it would be a
672
00:35:14,656 --> 00:35:17,659
good place to start. I saw their
country really struggling and
673
00:35:17,792 --> 00:35:20,829
this was an opportunity
to get them back on track.
674
00:35:20,963 --> 00:35:23,232
You know at Evanbots
we're all about giving back.
675
00:35:23,366 --> 00:35:25,834
Alright, well when do you plan
to expand and when will you
676
00:35:25,968 --> 00:35:28,570
start selling these robots
right here in the United States.
677
00:35:28,703 --> 00:35:29,704
Soon, very soon.
678
00:35:29,838 --> 00:35:31,673
The contracts are in place and
679
00:35:31,806 --> 00:35:34,576
soon we will
have worldwide distribution.
680
00:35:34,709 --> 00:35:36,278
Alright, well that's all the
681
00:35:36,412 --> 00:35:38,747
time we have for tonight thank
you very much Evan Kleinman.
682
00:35:38,881 --> 00:35:41,250
Hold on, is my Instagram
handle down there? Yeah?
683
00:35:41,384 --> 00:35:43,119
Can you confirm, is it there?
684
00:35:43,252 --> 00:35:44,853
Alright,
well everybody have a good
685
00:35:44,987 --> 00:35:47,957
night. Thank you
so much for joining us.
686
00:35:49,425 --> 00:35:52,560
Wow, I love that.
687
00:35:52,694 --> 00:35:55,730
[THUD]
688
00:35:55,965 --> 00:35:59,368
Yo that was awesome! Did
you guys see me! My followers
689
00:35:59,502 --> 00:36:01,037
are going through the roof.
690
00:36:01,170 --> 00:36:02,938
Barry we gotta
start production on
691
00:36:03,072 --> 00:36:04,839
these beautiful
babies immediately.
692
00:36:04,974 --> 00:36:07,877
You completely left me out.
You gave me no credit at all.
693
00:36:08,010 --> 00:36:11,180
Dude, I didn't wanna complicate
things, okay?
694
00:36:11,313 --> 00:36:13,215
We know you're the real deal.
Let the people think what they
695
00:36:13,349 --> 00:36:16,318
want. We're gonna need 10,000 of
these by the end of the month.
696
00:36:16,452 --> 00:36:17,420
Can you make that happen?
697
00:36:17,552 --> 00:36:18,421
Wait, wait, 10,000?
698
00:36:18,553 --> 00:36:19,455
Yes.
699
00:36:19,587 --> 00:36:20,855
Allur already has enough.
700
00:36:21,957 --> 00:36:23,225
You weren't serious about
what you said on the TV
701
00:36:23,359 --> 00:36:24,826
show right?
We're not expanding to America.
702
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,362
If we bring the
robots here then what makes
703
00:36:26,495 --> 00:36:28,164
Allur so special,
what brings in the tourists?
704
00:36:28,297 --> 00:36:30,632
Look you didn't think we could
limit this to just one
705
00:36:30,765 --> 00:36:32,301
dinky little country did you?
706
00:36:32,435 --> 00:36:35,037
If we don't make and sell
these here somebody else will.
707
00:36:35,171 --> 00:36:39,942
Believe me, and what
good does that do Allur? Right?
708
00:36:40,076 --> 00:36:44,180
Okay, I saved your
kingdom dude. You're welcome.
709
00:36:44,313 --> 00:36:45,247
Thank you.
710
00:36:45,381 --> 00:36:47,615
Just trust me.
711
00:36:47,749 --> 00:36:49,151
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
712
00:36:49,285 --> 00:36:53,788
I often ask
myself: is technology enough?
713
00:36:53,923 --> 00:36:56,125
If it isn't human...
714
00:36:56,758 --> 00:36:59,395
If it doesn't touch you...
715
00:36:59,528 --> 00:37:01,830
If it doesn't feel you up...
716
00:37:01,964 --> 00:37:06,601
and down, then
what is technology?
717
00:37:06,734 --> 00:37:08,703
But one more gizmo
718
00:37:08,837 --> 00:37:13,242
on the road to a
cold hard gizmo-ocracy.
719
00:37:13,375 --> 00:37:15,610
Let me put it this way.
720
00:37:15,945 --> 00:37:20,349
Sexual satisfaction. What is it?
721
00:37:21,317 --> 00:37:24,954
Can you touch it?
Can you hold it?
722
00:37:25,087 --> 00:37:29,657
You sure as hell can! Ladies
and gentleman introducing the
723
00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:33,262
Evanbots for the
American marketplace!
724
00:37:33,395 --> 00:37:38,300
[FIREWORKS AND CHEERING]
725
00:37:41,437 --> 00:37:43,973
NARRATOR:
And just like that the robots
726
00:37:44,106 --> 00:37:48,310
were sweeping horny Americans
all over the country.
727
00:37:48,444 --> 00:37:51,846
Yo I hear those robots perform
that zuku zuku shit man.
728
00:37:51,981 --> 00:37:55,317
This is what
we needed in America.
729
00:37:56,986 --> 00:38:01,190
[CLUB MUSIC STARTS UP]
730
00:38:07,329 --> 00:38:10,933
♪ I just came to
take a pic for Instagram ♪
731
00:38:11,066 --> 00:38:13,801
♪ I'm just here to
take a pic for Instagram ♪
732
00:38:13,936 --> 00:38:17,672
♪ I don't dance. I don't drink.
I don't even say what's up ♪
733
00:38:17,805 --> 00:38:21,076
♪ I only came to take
a pic and load it to the gram ♪
734
00:38:21,210 --> 00:38:24,446
Cheers to Evanbots and me
finally moving out of Barry's
735
00:38:24,580 --> 00:38:25,881
crappy apartment.
736
00:38:26,015 --> 00:38:28,217
Hey! Why
would you say that?
737
00:38:29,351 --> 00:38:30,452
I'm Evan!
738
00:38:30,586 --> 00:38:32,288
FEMALE BAR PATRON:
Oh.
739
00:38:32,421 --> 00:38:33,522
What's your name?
740
00:38:33,656 --> 00:38:35,624
I don't know.
741
00:38:35,757 --> 00:38:37,159
You
don't know your own name?
742
00:38:37,293 --> 00:38:40,563
No, I don't know if I
want to tell you my name.
743
00:38:40,695 --> 00:38:43,432
Oh, well maybe you do. I'm Evan
744
00:38:43,566 --> 00:38:47,236
of Evanbots and we're
kind of a hot company right now.
745
00:38:47,369 --> 00:38:50,406
Well, what do you
do, or make, or whatever?
746
00:38:50,539 --> 00:38:52,308
We make sex robots!
747
00:38:52,441 --> 00:38:55,344
Ew.
748
00:38:58,647 --> 00:39:01,217
What did you tell her?
749
00:39:01,716 --> 00:39:03,252
I don't know.
750
00:39:03,385 --> 00:39:07,523
Anyway, Steph you want to
run lines with me tomorrow?
751
00:39:07,656 --> 00:39:09,391
Sorry, I got a protest to
752
00:39:09,525 --> 00:39:12,328
attend outside
your factory tomorrow.
753
00:39:12,461 --> 00:39:14,330
Steph, come on.
754
00:39:14,463 --> 00:39:17,333
Okay, Wednesday!
755
00:39:18,534 --> 00:39:22,905
Oh, hey! Got here
quicker than I expected.
756
00:39:25,207 --> 00:39:28,810
Guys this is my cousin Vanessa.
Here have a seat.
757
00:39:29,478 --> 00:39:31,480
This is Evan.
758
00:39:33,215 --> 00:39:34,617
Well I have to go. I have some
759
00:39:34,749 --> 00:39:37,286
coding to get through
before I call it a night.
760
00:39:37,419 --> 00:39:39,888
Okay good night.
Oh, I gotta go to
761
00:39:40,022 --> 00:39:42,757
I'll see you guys.
Good night.
762
00:39:54,970 --> 00:39:57,506
What's your name?
763
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:58,641
Vanessa.
764
00:39:58,773 --> 00:40:00,042
What is it?
765
00:40:00,175 --> 00:40:01,710
Vanessa.
766
00:40:01,843 --> 00:40:03,979
Oh.
767
00:40:04,913 --> 00:40:09,585
NARRATOR: Although he was now
rich, Evan was still a bitch.
768
00:40:09,718 --> 00:40:12,388
STEPH: We are better
than this as a society.
769
00:40:12,521 --> 00:40:14,123
[CHEERS]
770
00:40:14,256 --> 00:40:16,325
When
men and women aren't equal this
771
00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:20,562
kind of grotesque
objectification will not stand!
772
00:40:20,696 --> 00:40:22,398
[CHEERS]
773
00:40:22,531 --> 00:40:27,136
We aren't against sex. We aren't
against sexuality but we insist
774
00:40:27,269 --> 00:40:29,071
on two consenting adults to
775
00:40:29,204 --> 00:40:32,908
equal consent. Don't go! Shit!
776
00:40:36,278 --> 00:40:39,315
Wow, Steph, Steph. Steph.
777
00:40:39,448 --> 00:40:42,685
Again where
are all the protestors?
778
00:40:42,817 --> 00:40:44,219
It's not that funny.
779
00:40:44,353 --> 00:40:46,955
We are providing maximum
pleasures to people who have
780
00:40:47,089 --> 00:40:49,024
difficulty finding pleasure.
781
00:40:49,158 --> 00:40:52,695
It's for poor man who is
suffering from anxiety and
782
00:40:52,827 --> 00:40:55,264
doesn't have confidence
and good looks.
783
00:40:55,397 --> 00:40:56,532
What?
784
00:40:56,665 --> 00:40:58,367
It's for man who want to have
sex with women!
785
00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:02,870
And by the way no
one has good looks like me.
786
00:41:03,005 --> 00:41:04,707
It's a blessing from God!
787
00:41:04,839 --> 00:41:06,375
Hey Fahad!
788
00:41:06,508 --> 00:41:10,045
I got to go and good
luck with the protestors!
789
00:41:12,981 --> 00:41:15,751
NARRATOR: Things were
going great for Evanbots.
790
00:41:15,884 --> 00:41:17,453
They got a Jew and an Asian guy
791
00:41:17,586 --> 00:41:20,189
with a gray wig to
give them additional funding for
792
00:41:20,322 --> 00:41:22,257
mass production
across the world.
793
00:41:22,391 --> 00:41:25,394
♪ I just came to
take pic for Instagram ♪
794
00:41:25,527 --> 00:41:27,996
♪ I'm just here to
take pic for Instagram ♪
795
00:41:28,130 --> 00:41:32,000
♪ I don't dance. I don't drink.
I don't even say what's up ♪
796
00:41:32,134 --> 00:41:36,605
♪ I only came to take a pic and
load it to the gram baby ♪
797
00:41:36,739 --> 00:41:39,141
[MUSIC FADES]
798
00:41:41,744 --> 00:41:44,380
Barry look
at the ratio here. It's a bar
799
00:41:44,513 --> 00:41:48,550
full of women. How is it
possible, you're alone again?
800
00:41:50,753 --> 00:41:53,422
Look, do you plan on being
a virgin for the rest of your
801
00:41:53,555 --> 00:41:56,358
life?
802
00:41:56,992 --> 00:41:59,361
God.
803
00:41:59,495 --> 00:42:04,133
You know
you have really nice eyes.
804
00:42:04,366 --> 00:42:07,236
Nice eyes? That's all?
805
00:42:07,369 --> 00:42:11,640
Oh, and the
bags underneath them.
806
00:42:11,774 --> 00:42:13,242
Oh.
807
00:42:13,375 --> 00:42:16,078
I'm sorry I'm just not used to
being around somebody
808
00:42:16,211 --> 00:42:18,180
so beautiful.
809
00:42:18,313 --> 00:42:19,681
You know. You're a lot more
810
00:42:19,815 --> 00:42:22,017
charming than
you give yourself credit for.
811
00:42:22,151 --> 00:42:24,319
Evan, I'm so glad you made it.
812
00:42:24,453 --> 00:42:25,154
Hey!
813
00:42:25,287 --> 00:42:26,221
Isn't this place awesome?
814
00:42:26,355 --> 00:42:28,557
Yeah, yeah it's incredible.
815
00:42:28,690 --> 00:42:30,292
I'm Rachel, who are you?
816
00:42:30,426 --> 00:42:32,694
Vanessa.
817
00:42:32,928 --> 00:42:34,596
You lucky girl. Evan must have
818
00:42:34,730 --> 00:42:36,799
shown you his
VR toy in his bedroom.
819
00:42:36,932 --> 00:42:39,701
Oh no, no, no, no.
That's just...
820
00:42:39,835 --> 00:42:43,272
Yeah, uh anyway,
good seeing you and sorry for
821
00:42:43,405 --> 00:42:46,275
interrupting, but a bunch of us
are going golfing tomorrow with
822
00:42:46,408 --> 00:42:47,810
the real stars of Instagram and
823
00:42:47,943 --> 00:42:50,612
since you're way over 500k,
would you want to come?
824
00:42:50,746 --> 00:42:53,015
Yes! That would be awesome.
825
00:42:53,148 --> 00:42:54,616
Vanessa will join me.
826
00:42:54,750 --> 00:42:58,353
Yeah. Yeah.
827
00:43:00,122 --> 00:43:02,892
Yo bro. I love your robots!
828
00:43:03,025 --> 00:43:04,259
Thank you!
829
00:43:04,393 --> 00:43:05,794
Dude, four hours last night
with one.
830
00:43:05,929 --> 00:43:08,163
We aim to please.
It's in our mission statement.
831
00:43:08,297 --> 00:43:09,465
Do you follow me on Instagram?
832
00:43:09,598 --> 00:43:11,033
Of course I
follow you on Instagram.
833
00:43:11,166 --> 00:43:12,701
Wait for the updates on the
future bots.
834
00:43:12,835 --> 00:43:14,803
It's gonna blow your mind.
835
00:43:14,938 --> 00:43:16,505
Dude I love your selfies!
836
00:43:16,638 --> 00:43:17,706
Thank you.
837
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,174
Evan Kleinman!
838
00:43:19,308 --> 00:43:21,176
Show him the present.
839
00:43:22,778 --> 00:43:25,647
Um, we baked
you a special cupcake.
840
00:43:27,149 --> 00:43:31,220
Um, thank you?
841
00:43:31,653 --> 00:43:33,322
Yeah, thanks.
842
00:43:33,455 --> 00:43:36,525
You're welcome bro.
Let's get out of here.
843
00:43:36,658 --> 00:43:39,127
See you guys.
844
00:43:40,462 --> 00:43:42,264
Do
you want to get out of here?
845
00:43:42,397 --> 00:43:44,032
Yes.
846
00:43:44,166 --> 00:43:48,470
[CROWD CHEERS]
847
00:44:04,486 --> 00:44:07,689
[MUSIC SLOWS DOWN,
SOUNDING WARPED]
848
00:44:09,491 --> 00:44:12,227
NARRATOR:
That special cupcake had LSD,
849
00:44:12,361 --> 00:44:16,565
CBD, Propecia and Viagra in it.
850
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:19,903
[MUSIC HAS A JAPANESE FLAIR]
851
00:44:20,035 --> 00:44:22,237
♪ Oooh, I just ate a cupcake ♪
852
00:44:22,371 --> 00:44:27,042
♪ Ooh, I just ate a cupcake ♪
853
00:44:27,175 --> 00:44:30,345
♪ And now I'm staying up late ♪
854
00:44:30,980 --> 00:44:33,415
♪ That cupcake was laced ♪
855
00:44:33,549 --> 00:44:36,385
♪ Where the hell am I? ♪
856
00:44:36,518 --> 00:44:38,820
♪ I'm flying, I'm
flying through the sky ♪
857
00:44:39,388 --> 00:44:40,389
[HYDRAULIC SOUND]
858
00:44:40,522 --> 00:44:42,391
ROBOT GIRL:
Hey Virgin.
859
00:44:43,158 --> 00:44:44,928
What?
860
00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:50,132
ROBOTS:
Virgin! Virgin! Virgin!
861
00:44:52,234 --> 00:44:54,603
Virgin Virgin Virgin!
862
00:44:54,736 --> 00:44:56,805
I said stop it!
863
00:44:56,940 --> 00:44:59,207
[SCREAMS]
864
00:44:59,341 --> 00:45:01,143
[SILENCE]
865
00:45:01,276 --> 00:45:03,078
[SCREAMING]
866
00:45:03,211 --> 00:45:06,015
♪ Ooh, I just ate a cupcake ♪
867
00:45:06,148 --> 00:45:09,953
♪ Ooh, I just ate a cupcake ♪
868
00:45:10,419 --> 00:45:13,455
♪ And now I'm staying up late ♪
869
00:45:13,923 --> 00:45:15,757
PAPARAZZI:
Hey Mate, you got a light?
870
00:45:15,892 --> 00:45:16,825
♪ That cupcake was laced ♪
871
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,226
♪ Where the hell am I ♪
872
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,562
LADY BY WALL:
Hey mister, I don't bite.
873
00:45:20,696 --> 00:45:23,298
♪ I'm flying, I'm
flying through the sky ♪
874
00:45:23,432 --> 00:45:24,399
♪ Man I'm high ♪
875
00:45:24,533 --> 00:45:26,035
♪ Damn, my shoulder's hurt ♪
876
00:45:26,168 --> 00:45:28,004
♪ Man my body hurts ♪
877
00:45:28,136 --> 00:45:29,838
♪ But my penis really hard ♪
878
00:45:29,973 --> 00:45:31,975
Mate you alright?
879
00:45:32,107 --> 00:45:34,176
You don't bite?
880
00:45:35,011 --> 00:45:38,146
♪ I'm so aroused, I'm stimulated ♪
881
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:42,451
Looks like you need a little
BP. Barry Penis.
882
00:45:42,584 --> 00:45:44,319
Say hello to little Barry.
883
00:45:44,453 --> 00:45:48,323
♪ I'm so aroused, I'm stimulated ♪
884
00:45:48,457 --> 00:45:50,392
Come to the Barry.
885
00:45:51,193 --> 00:45:52,661
[GROWLS]
886
00:45:52,794 --> 00:45:57,799
[SCREAMS]
887
00:46:03,271 --> 00:46:04,740
BUSINESS MAN:
This is unacceptable.
888
00:46:04,873 --> 00:46:08,477
LAWYER: My client is clearly guilty!
I mean innocent!
889
00:46:08,610 --> 00:46:10,479
You need to
resign immediately otherwise the
890
00:46:10,612 --> 00:46:12,180
entire company will be
in jeopardy.
891
00:46:12,314 --> 00:46:14,616
I didn't know what was going on,
I don't remember any of this.
892
00:46:14,750 --> 00:46:17,887
It's all over Facebook,
Instagram, Snapchat.
893
00:46:18,021 --> 00:46:19,287
I mean even Twitter.
894
00:46:19,421 --> 00:46:21,223
Someone's out to get me.
Evan just tell the media
895
00:46:21,356 --> 00:46:22,925
someone's out to get me.
896
00:46:23,059 --> 00:46:24,660
INVESTOR: Well I'm afraid
that's not going to cut it.
897
00:46:24,793 --> 00:46:28,898
Khalid, tell
them this isn't me. Tell them!
898
00:46:29,231 --> 00:46:31,233
It looks like you.
899
00:46:31,366 --> 00:46:32,300
Fahad?
900
00:46:32,434 --> 00:46:34,202
Not you, definitely not you.
901
00:46:34,336 --> 00:46:36,204
Evan will vouch
for me, won't you Evan?
902
00:46:36,338 --> 00:46:38,707
You sexually
assaulted a paparazzo, bro!
903
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,044
I created this!
904
00:46:41,777 --> 00:46:44,346
Look, we got a
golf game to get to.
905
00:46:44,479 --> 00:46:48,850
Get rid of him. Do it quick.
Nothing personal, Barry.
906
00:46:51,020 --> 00:46:53,221
That's not cool!
907
00:46:54,856 --> 00:46:56,825
Don't touch me!
908
00:46:59,528 --> 00:47:03,900
♪ I made my best friend
lose his dream job today ♪
909
00:47:04,033 --> 00:47:08,737
♪ I don't give a fuck. News
flash. I don't give a fuck ♪
910
00:47:08,870 --> 00:47:10,739
♪ News flash ♪
911
00:47:10,872 --> 00:47:15,544
♪ I made my best friend
lose his income today ♪
912
00:47:15,677 --> 00:47:18,213
♪ I don't give a fuck ♪
913
00:47:20,682 --> 00:47:24,553
Freeze! Darwin here.
(shooting sounds)
914
00:47:26,688 --> 00:47:29,691
Oh, will you marry me Maria?
915
00:47:29,825 --> 00:47:32,995
My name isn't Maria, but yes.
916
00:47:33,129 --> 00:47:34,563
FAHAD: Yes.
917
00:47:34,830 --> 00:47:37,766
[SMATTERING SOUND
OF APPLAUSE]
918
00:47:40,569 --> 00:47:45,774
And last but not
least, Steph and Evan.
919
00:47:46,209 --> 00:47:48,410
[APPLAUSE]
920
00:47:57,519 --> 00:47:59,454
You had your
chance Jonathan.
921
00:47:59,588 --> 00:48:01,790
I've moved on.
922
00:48:04,693 --> 00:48:07,930
One last time Elizabeth, that's
all I ask. Do the snake
923
00:48:08,064 --> 00:48:11,466
dance for me and I'll leave you
alone forever.
924
00:48:14,170 --> 00:48:18,373
One last time.
925
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:41,363
Wow, Bravo! Bravo!
926
00:48:41,863 --> 00:48:45,433
Okay,
apparently Evan decided to
927
00:48:45,567 --> 00:48:49,138
take the knee on tonight's
performance.
928
00:48:49,272 --> 00:48:51,107
But one more question
before we conclude our
929
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:55,410
evening of horrible theatre.
How many people here noticed
930
00:48:55,544 --> 00:48:58,513
that I've lost weight?
931
00:48:58,647 --> 00:49:02,985
[SLOW, JAZZ MUSIC]
932
00:49:04,786 --> 00:49:08,024
How could he do this to me?
933
00:49:08,323 --> 00:49:10,927
Steph, the scene is over.
934
00:49:11,060 --> 00:49:13,595
And remember,
you have an opportunity
935
00:49:13,728 --> 00:49:17,133
to get back at him
on national TV tomorrow.
936
00:49:17,266 --> 00:49:19,367
Oh shit, the debate is tomorrow.
937
00:49:19,501 --> 00:49:20,735
Yes!
938
00:49:20,869 --> 00:49:21,736
Screw it.
939
00:49:21,870 --> 00:49:22,537
What?
940
00:49:22,671 --> 00:49:23,538
I want to get drunk.
941
00:49:23,672 --> 00:49:26,075
Oh. Oh, no no.
942
00:49:32,081 --> 00:49:35,218
You're kinda cute,
you know that?
943
00:49:35,350 --> 00:49:37,086
Yes I know that.
944
00:49:37,220 --> 00:49:39,088
You do?
945
00:49:39,222 --> 00:49:41,090
Of course I do.
946
00:49:42,724 --> 00:49:47,429
Do you maybe
want to come back to my place?
947
00:49:47,562 --> 00:49:50,665
Steph,
you have tremendous talent but
948
00:49:50,799 --> 00:49:52,034
Fahad needs to be with the
949
00:49:52,168 --> 00:49:56,005
prettiest
girl in the world! I'm sorry.
950
00:49:56,272 --> 00:49:58,241
[SHE LAUGHS]
951
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:02,044
You're talking about yourself
in the third person now?
952
00:50:02,178 --> 00:50:03,812
KHALID: It's the king.
Fahad, we must go at once.
953
00:50:03,946 --> 00:50:06,349
Oh, the king,
okay. Take revenge!
954
00:50:06,481 --> 00:50:11,287
Oh, okay the king. Cheerio,
governor, pinkies up! Pip pip.
955
00:50:12,420 --> 00:50:17,626
Welcome to access Taliwood
with my co-host Rick Rainbow.
956
00:50:17,792 --> 00:50:19,295
RICK RAINBOW:
Hi!
957
00:50:19,427 --> 00:50:22,864
Today show is solely dedicated
to talking about Evan Kleinman.
958
00:50:22,999 --> 00:50:26,434
That Evan
Kleinman is so hot right now.
959
00:50:26,568 --> 00:50:29,972
Yeah and guys he
is blowing up on social media.
960
00:50:30,106 --> 00:50:33,075
I just want to gobble
him up. Yum yum yum yum.
961
00:50:33,209 --> 00:50:37,179
This is great news! Are you guys
seeing this? This is incredible.
962
00:50:37,313 --> 00:50:38,747
Alright, I got to go.
963
00:50:38,881 --> 00:50:41,317
Wait a minute. I want
to talk to you about Steph.
964
00:50:41,449 --> 00:50:43,551
She's the only thing
on my mind right now, okay?
965
00:50:43,685 --> 00:50:45,354
But you stood
her up at the showcase.
966
00:50:45,487 --> 00:50:47,023
And she'll get over it.
967
00:50:47,156 --> 00:50:50,960
Oh really? You can really
be a dick sometimes. Asshole!
968
00:50:51,961 --> 00:50:53,195
So rude.
969
00:50:53,329 --> 00:50:55,131
You know what makes me
the most mad? Is that at the
970
00:50:55,264 --> 00:50:57,166
end of this I'm the stupid one
because I thought I'd give him
971
00:50:57,300 --> 00:50:58,800
him a chance to actually
come back and apologize
972
00:50:58,935 --> 00:51:00,702
and maybe try to talk
things out, but no, I'm
973
00:51:00,835 --> 00:51:02,972
the stupid one. He's
late to his own stupid show that
974
00:51:03,105 --> 00:51:03,805
I agreed to be on.
975
00:51:03,940 --> 00:51:04,974
FAHAD:
He's coming.
976
00:51:05,107 --> 00:51:06,976
STEPH: Unbelievable.
977
00:51:07,109 --> 00:51:08,010
Hey!
978
00:51:08,144 --> 00:51:09,979
Hey? Where
were you yesterday?
979
00:51:10,112 --> 00:51:11,247
Look, Steph.
980
00:51:11,380 --> 00:51:13,382
You know how important
that showcase was to me.
981
00:51:13,515 --> 00:51:16,185
I know and I'm sorry. Okay?
982
00:51:16,319 --> 00:51:18,653
Look I have a
million other things that are
983
00:51:18,787 --> 00:51:21,023
more important on
my plate right now.
984
00:51:21,190 --> 00:51:23,125
Other things
like your new friends?
985
00:51:23,259 --> 00:51:26,028
I was playing golf with the real
stars of Instagram. Me!
986
00:51:26,162 --> 00:51:29,165
Think about that for a
second. How incredible is that?
987
00:51:29,298 --> 00:51:30,632
Wow that's just...
988
00:51:30,765 --> 00:51:31,833
You're an asshole!
989
00:51:31,968 --> 00:51:33,802
And I fell asleep.
I had a snooze.
990
00:51:33,936 --> 00:51:35,737
That's
your excuse? Fatigue?
991
00:51:35,870 --> 00:51:38,074
Look the whole
world doesn't revolve around
992
00:51:38,207 --> 00:51:40,742
you and your stupid little
theatre scene. Okay?
993
00:51:40,876 --> 00:51:42,411
And in case you haven't noticed.
Wait!
994
00:51:42,544 --> 00:51:43,812
I don't even
show up to that anymore!
995
00:51:43,946 --> 00:51:45,348
We used
to be friends, remember?
996
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:46,614
Yeah, when I was nobody.
997
00:51:46,748 --> 00:51:48,483
Oh, you are somebody, alright!
998
00:51:48,616 --> 00:51:50,152
I have followers now!
999
00:51:50,286 --> 00:51:53,322
Yeah, you have herpes following
you from your little girlfriend.
1000
00:51:53,456 --> 00:51:55,024
[HAPPY, UPBEAT
TALK SHOW MUSIC]
1001
00:51:55,157 --> 00:51:57,826
Good evening and thank you for
watching talking with Talia.
1002
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:01,063
Joining us tonight is Evan
Kleinman the CEO of Evan
1003
00:52:01,197 --> 00:52:04,433
Advanced Robotics Corporation
and we also have Sarah
1004
00:52:04,566 --> 00:52:06,534
Stein-Goldberg, the
president of the
1005
00:52:06,668 --> 00:52:09,871
feminist empowerment mission
advanced level experience, aka
1006
00:52:10,006 --> 00:52:13,109
female. Thank you both
so very much for joining us.
1007
00:52:13,242 --> 00:52:17,179
You, a man, don't have the right
to say that your robot girl toys
1008
00:52:17,313 --> 00:52:18,713
aren't sexist.
1009
00:52:18,847 --> 00:52:20,849
We're providing entertainment.
1010
00:52:20,983 --> 00:52:23,452
For men. And what
kind of real man would prefer a
1011
00:52:23,585 --> 00:52:25,988
doll to a living
breathing woman?
1012
00:52:26,122 --> 00:52:29,691
BACKSTAGE MAN:
Me! That'd be awesome.
1013
00:52:29,992 --> 00:52:33,095
There's one guy.
You know you wouldn't believe
1014
00:52:33,229 --> 00:52:36,531
how realistic the
breathing in our products are.
1015
00:52:36,664 --> 00:52:39,868
Ugh, aren't you afraid these
plastic computers are going to
1016
00:52:40,002 --> 00:52:42,405
get hacked, jeopardizing
the lives of millions?
1017
00:52:42,537 --> 00:52:45,740
No our servers are triple secure
1018
00:52:45,874 --> 00:52:49,078
and besides
there's a kill switch.
1019
00:52:49,211 --> 00:52:50,379
A kill switch?
1020
00:52:50,513 --> 00:52:51,646
That's right, with
one click of a button we can
1021
00:52:51,780 --> 00:52:53,149
shut them all down.
1022
00:52:53,282 --> 00:52:57,319
So if your hotbots aren't
sexist, why do you only
1023
00:52:57,453 --> 00:52:59,221
manufacture female robots, huh?
1024
00:52:59,355 --> 00:53:02,058
Why not make male
robots for the females to enjoy?
1025
00:53:02,191 --> 00:53:05,895
You're right, you're right!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
1026
00:53:06,028 --> 00:53:07,897
We will immediately
begin development on
1027
00:53:08,030 --> 00:53:09,731
male bots for the market.
1028
00:53:09,864 --> 00:53:12,600
Follow me on Instagram at
Evan the CEO
1029
00:53:12,734 --> 00:53:14,970
for updates on male bots!
1030
00:53:15,104 --> 00:53:17,907
Ah, I'll definitely be trying
one of those! Well that's all
1031
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,342
the time we have for tonight
folks. Thank you for watching
1032
00:53:20,476 --> 00:53:21,609
and have a good night.
1033
00:53:21,743 --> 00:53:22,912
Thank you Steph!
1034
00:53:23,045 --> 00:53:24,280
Why did you say that?
1035
00:53:24,413 --> 00:53:26,916
We never discussed making
male robots and
1036
00:53:27,049 --> 00:53:28,918
that's the sort of
thing you need to take to the-
1037
00:53:29,051 --> 00:53:33,089
Shut up! Alright you work
for me! Look, I was challenged
1038
00:53:33,222 --> 00:53:36,926
and I took up that challenge.
My followers demand it.
1039
00:53:37,059 --> 00:53:38,327
This is way
too complicated.
1040
00:53:38,461 --> 00:53:40,129
The job description
said all we'd have to do
1041
00:53:40,262 --> 00:53:42,864
is have sex with robots.
1042
00:53:42,998 --> 00:53:46,135
You know, Barry never really
told us what he was up to.
1043
00:53:46,268 --> 00:53:49,238
He didn't exactly share.
1044
00:53:49,405 --> 00:53:51,806
What the
hell am I paying you guys for?
1045
00:53:51,941 --> 00:53:55,643
Maybe it is in our best
interest in bringing Barry back.
1046
00:53:56,078 --> 00:54:00,116
I agree. One hundred percent.
1047
00:54:02,084 --> 00:54:05,354
That Evan Kleinman
is so hot right now!
1048
00:54:05,488 --> 00:54:09,158
Yeah, and guys he
is blowing up on social media.
1049
00:54:09,291 --> 00:54:13,195
I just want to gobble him up.
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
1050
00:54:13,329 --> 00:54:18,633
[PHONE
VIBRATING WITH SEX SOUNDS]
1051
00:54:22,304 --> 00:54:25,207
Hello?
1052
00:54:28,978 --> 00:54:32,181
No, I'd love to come back.
1053
00:54:33,883 --> 00:54:36,818
[OMINOUS MUSIC]
1054
00:54:41,390 --> 00:54:44,859
[CARIBBEAN FUN MUSIC]
1055
00:54:50,499 --> 00:54:52,535
This or this?
1056
00:54:52,667 --> 00:54:55,171
Do you think he's going to come?
1057
00:54:55,638 --> 00:54:58,140
I don't know. We'll see.
1058
00:55:12,154 --> 00:55:14,089
Thanks for coming
man, I appreciate it.
1059
00:55:14,223 --> 00:55:16,091
No Problem.
1060
00:55:16,225 --> 00:55:20,029
I bet you're
still mad at me, huh?
1061
00:55:20,162 --> 00:55:24,400
I understand. It
wasn't personal.
1062
00:55:24,732 --> 00:55:28,170
Exactly, it wasn't. So let's get
back to work man!
1063
00:55:28,304 --> 00:55:30,239
You got a company
to build. Let's go.
1064
00:55:30,372 --> 00:55:32,308
Let's!
1065
00:55:34,543 --> 00:55:36,912
[MUMBLING]
1066
00:55:40,382 --> 00:55:41,951
Yeah.
1067
00:55:42,484 --> 00:55:45,921
[UPTEMPO TRAP MUSIC]
1068
00:55:49,391 --> 00:55:51,060
I have never felt
1069
00:55:51,193 --> 00:55:54,563
so uncomfortable
making a bot before.
1070
00:55:54,697 --> 00:55:58,100
Especially the genitals.
1071
00:55:58,733 --> 00:56:01,136
Would you like a massage?
1072
00:56:01,270 --> 00:56:04,707
♪ My robot is hot.
My robot is hot ♪
1073
00:56:04,839 --> 00:56:09,378
♪ These are the real
chicks, man. They are not ♪
1074
00:56:11,413 --> 00:56:14,749
This is what
we needed in America!
1075
00:56:17,219 --> 00:56:21,257
♪ I want to love my bot.
I want to love my bot. ♪
1076
00:56:21,390 --> 00:56:22,925
FEMALE:
That's what I'm saying.
1077
00:56:23,058 --> 00:56:24,893
All he does all day
is pay attention to me.
1078
00:56:25,027 --> 00:56:27,296
It's creeping me out!
1079
00:56:27,429 --> 00:56:28,897
BOT:
Hello.
1080
00:56:29,031 --> 00:56:31,300
FEMALE:
I gotta go.
1081
00:56:34,703 --> 00:56:35,837
What?
1082
00:56:35,971 --> 00:56:38,307
Do you need a hug?
1083
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,109
I do not.
1084
00:56:40,242 --> 00:56:43,712
Do you want to tell me
fascinating stories about the
1085
00:56:43,845 --> 00:56:48,450
good times you've had with your
female friends. I'm all ears.
1086
00:56:49,251 --> 00:56:50,919
No I want you to ignore me.
1087
00:56:51,053 --> 00:56:54,256
Go watch
football on TV, away from me.
1088
00:56:54,390 --> 00:56:57,126
But I'm
designed to only look at you.
1089
00:56:57,259 --> 00:56:59,628
I give you the night
off! You are free to go.
1090
00:56:59,762 --> 00:57:03,666
Go have fun with your friends,
get drunk, come home late.
1091
00:57:03,798 --> 00:57:06,035
Oh, you want to have sex?
1092
00:57:06,168 --> 00:57:08,270
No. Oh my god. Where's the box.
1093
00:57:08,404 --> 00:57:11,373
I'm sending you back.
I need my money back.
1094
00:57:11,507 --> 00:57:14,877
80 percent of the man bots are
being returned! I need a real
1095
00:57:15,010 --> 00:57:18,681
man! That's what
she says, I need a real man.
1096
00:57:18,813 --> 00:57:20,149
Don't they work right?
1097
00:57:20,282 --> 00:57:21,884
I've heard the sex is fantastic.
1098
00:57:22,017 --> 00:57:23,352
They work fine!
1099
00:57:23,485 --> 00:57:25,954
The sex is fine!
It's not a technical issue.
1100
00:57:26,088 --> 00:57:27,489
It's their attitude.
1101
00:57:27,623 --> 00:57:31,493
[HEAVY DRUMS]
1102
00:57:33,162 --> 00:57:37,166
Okay, I get it. I get it!
The man bots were a bust.
1103
00:57:37,299 --> 00:57:39,168
You know,
Steph knew this would happen.
1104
00:57:39,301 --> 00:57:40,502
She tricked me into this.
1105
00:57:40,636 --> 00:57:43,372
Hey! Don't
blame this on Steph, okay?
1106
00:57:43,505 --> 00:57:44,973
Right, We gotta go.
1107
00:57:45,107 --> 00:57:46,742
Where are you going?
1108
00:57:46,874 --> 00:57:50,779
The big show. Couple of the
year. Homosapian magazine!
1109
00:57:50,913 --> 00:57:52,448
[LAUGHTER]
1110
00:57:52,581 --> 00:57:55,984
Homo... Sapians.
1111
00:57:56,118 --> 00:57:58,187
You'll all be watching. I hope.
1112
00:57:58,320 --> 00:57:59,955
FAHAD:
Okay good luck.
1113
00:58:00,089 --> 00:58:04,026
Oh, Barry, what are you doing?
1114
00:58:04,326 --> 00:58:06,662
Figuring out how
to be able to remotely access
1115
00:58:06,795 --> 00:58:09,698
neuro-structures of mammals
to be able to send customized
1116
00:58:09,832 --> 00:58:11,734
signals spinally and ultimately
1117
00:58:11,866 --> 00:58:13,902
modify the hypothalamus!
1118
00:58:14,036 --> 00:58:17,740
[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]
1119
00:58:17,872 --> 00:58:19,742
Control their minds.
1120
00:58:19,874 --> 00:58:21,009
Control their minds?
1121
00:58:21,143 --> 00:58:22,344
Hhm, hmmm.
1122
00:58:22,478 --> 00:58:25,514
Wow. Okay,
I gotta go to meet Steph.
1123
00:58:25,647 --> 00:58:28,083
I'll see you.
1124
00:58:32,454 --> 00:58:36,091
[SYNTH MUSIC]
1125
00:58:46,902 --> 00:58:47,936
FAHAD:
Hello!
1126
00:58:48,070 --> 00:58:48,937
STEPH:
Hey!
1127
00:58:49,071 --> 00:58:50,439
Welcome, come on in.
1128
00:58:50,572 --> 00:58:52,975
Wow. Cool place.
1129
00:58:53,108 --> 00:58:55,511
Oh, thank you. Woo.
1130
00:58:57,846 --> 00:58:59,948
Hey, I really enjoyed
your script by the way.
1131
00:59:00,082 --> 00:59:02,251
Oh, thank you,
I owe it to myself.
1132
00:59:02,384 --> 00:59:04,153
By the way,
Evan and Vanessa are on
1133
00:59:04,286 --> 00:59:05,854
TV, we
should probably watch them.
1134
00:59:05,988 --> 00:59:07,156
Ugh, do we have to?
1135
00:59:07,289 --> 00:59:09,925
Yes it's background noise.
1136
00:59:10,058 --> 00:59:14,630
Fine, but the second he gets
obnoxious we turn it off right?
1137
00:59:14,997 --> 00:59:18,500
[SPANISH GUITAR]
1138
00:59:24,273 --> 00:59:26,742
Oh, we're gonna miss it.
1139
00:59:26,876 --> 00:59:30,145
Right, um, that way?
1140
00:59:30,279 --> 00:59:31,480
The TV is this way.
1141
00:59:31,613 --> 00:59:32,347
Cool.
1142
00:59:32,481 --> 00:59:35,150
Okay.
I'll be back!
1143
00:59:38,954 --> 00:59:43,659
Dang, swanky place.
1144
00:59:43,792 --> 00:59:45,360
I wish my
parents could get me something
1145
00:59:45,494 --> 00:59:50,499
like this. What's this?
A big ass photo of you.
1146
00:59:51,633 --> 00:59:53,735
Oh.
1147
01:00:00,442 --> 01:00:03,512
Hey Steph, here is our scene.
1148
01:00:03,645 --> 01:00:06,081
[DEEP BASS]
1149
01:00:06,215 --> 01:00:09,318
Oh. Ohhhh.
1150
01:00:11,987 --> 01:00:14,556
Fahad, something wrong?
1151
01:00:17,159 --> 01:00:18,694
Is this a mirror?
1152
01:00:18,827 --> 01:00:20,195
Fahad, are you okay?
1153
01:00:20,329 --> 01:00:21,530
Is this a mirror?
1154
01:00:21,663 --> 01:00:22,932
Uh, yeah?
1155
01:00:23,065 --> 01:00:25,033
Is this my face?
1156
01:00:25,167 --> 01:00:26,668
You're joking right?
1157
01:00:26,802 --> 01:00:27,937
Is this me?
1158
01:00:28,070 --> 01:00:30,539
Uh, yeah?
1159
01:00:30,672 --> 01:00:32,741
No! It's not me!
1160
01:00:33,208 --> 01:00:36,645
No. Is it a mirror?
1161
01:00:36,778 --> 01:00:38,213
Are you okay?
1162
01:00:38,347 --> 01:00:40,048
It's not me. No it cannot be.
1163
01:00:40,182 --> 01:00:41,717
Are you like
having a stroke or something?
1164
01:00:41,850 --> 01:00:42,886
This me?
1165
01:00:43,018 --> 01:00:44,219
KHALID:
Fahad, what is it?
1166
01:00:44,353 --> 01:00:48,023
No! What did you do?
1167
01:00:48,156 --> 01:00:49,558
That mirror was
covered for a reason!
1168
01:00:49,691 --> 01:00:51,560
What? I didn't know!
1169
01:00:51,693 --> 01:00:53,963
[CRYING, MOANING]
1170
01:00:54,096 --> 01:00:56,231
Fahad, Fahad
we have to talk.
1171
01:00:56,365 --> 01:00:58,734
There is nothing you can say.
1172
01:00:59,368 --> 01:01:02,371
I will never
star in any action movies!
1173
01:01:02,504 --> 01:01:07,010
Fahad, we need to talk. You
have always looked this way.
1174
01:01:07,142 --> 01:01:10,178
No! My mom told me that my
father told me that. Everyone
1175
01:01:10,312 --> 01:01:12,714
told me do not look in mirror.
1176
01:01:12,848 --> 01:01:17,386
Look at me now. I cannot
believe this is my face.
1177
01:01:17,519 --> 01:01:19,755
Fahad you have
always looked this way.
1178
01:01:19,889 --> 01:01:23,292
The mirror did not make you
ugly. It's just a mirror.
1179
01:01:24,126 --> 01:01:25,227
There is no curse.
1180
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:28,031
No curse?
This is me? Is this me?
1181
01:01:28,163 --> 01:01:30,499
It's always been me?
1182
01:01:32,301 --> 01:01:33,335
No, no, no!
1183
01:01:33,468 --> 01:01:34,938
No, no Fahad. No, no, no!
1184
01:01:35,070 --> 01:01:38,140
I hate you! I hate you!
I hate you from all my heart!
1185
01:01:38,273 --> 01:01:39,408
Fahad?
1186
01:01:39,541 --> 01:01:40,742
He looked in the
mirror its not my fault!
1187
01:01:40,877 --> 01:01:41,945
I swear it's not my fault!
1188
01:01:42,077 --> 01:01:43,779
You lied to me, why?
1189
01:01:43,913 --> 01:01:48,417
You are beautiful on the inside.
1190
01:01:48,550 --> 01:01:50,719
Fahad, we were
trying to protect you.
1191
01:01:50,852 --> 01:01:53,422
Your mother, she
wanted you to be happy.
1192
01:01:53,555 --> 01:01:57,026
By hiding me from my own image?
Screw everything. Screw the
1193
01:01:57,159 --> 01:01:59,761
Screw the company.
Screw the kingdom.
1194
01:01:59,896 --> 01:02:04,266
Do not ever call
me again. Do not call me.
1195
01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:09,705
Never. Do not call me!
1196
01:02:13,108 --> 01:02:17,846
[PHONE RINGING]
1197
01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:23,585
Come on Evan, pick up!
1198
01:02:23,719 --> 01:02:27,456
VOICEMAIL: Evans phone here.
Do you follow me on Instagram?
1199
01:02:27,589 --> 01:02:32,794
If you don't I will not call you
back. At Evan the CEO.
1200
01:02:33,762 --> 01:02:36,398
[SAD MUSIC]
1201
01:02:36,531 --> 01:02:40,636
NARRATOR: Despite the companies failure
with the manbots, Evan's stardom
1202
01:02:40,769 --> 01:02:45,140
and relationship with Vanessa
rose to new levels of fame.
1203
01:02:45,273 --> 01:02:48,477
Good evening everyone! And thank
you for watching goodnight with
1204
01:02:48,610 --> 01:02:53,016
Talia. We have a fantastic
guest for you tonight, Evanessa!
1205
01:02:53,148 --> 01:02:54,483
Couple of the year,
1206
01:02:54,616 --> 01:02:57,887
welcome, welcome.
Hi, nice to meet you.
1207
01:02:58,021 --> 01:03:01,490
Nice to see you again. Thank
you for being here and folks
1208
01:03:01,623 --> 01:03:04,760
we are breaking every records
rating for a Tuesday night in
1209
01:03:04,894 --> 01:03:08,031
July. Congratulations on being
named couple of the year.
1210
01:03:08,163 --> 01:03:09,032
Thank you.
1211
01:03:09,164 --> 01:03:10,900
Please have a seat.
1212
01:03:11,034 --> 01:03:12,868
So tell me Evan how
did you guys first meet?
1213
01:03:13,002 --> 01:03:15,905
Well we actually
met through her cousin, Barry.
1214
01:03:16,039 --> 01:03:20,308
Probably the strangest, funniest
looking little guy I've ever
1215
01:03:20,442 --> 01:03:23,612
known and he's Vanessa's
cousin and we were at
1216
01:03:23,745 --> 01:03:26,515
Throw rooftop lounge one
night and she was there to meet
1217
01:03:26,648 --> 01:03:28,717
him and
we've hit it off ever since.
1218
01:03:28,850 --> 01:03:30,786
Oh, how romantic.
1219
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:33,855
Well, your robots, they are so
real why date a
1220
01:03:33,990 --> 01:03:35,390
real woman, no offense.
1221
01:03:35,524 --> 01:03:38,460
Well, yes our
robots are perfect,
1222
01:03:38,593 --> 01:03:41,263
I mean perfection
personified but, uh-
1223
01:03:42,065 --> 01:03:44,466
it's Vanessa's flaws
that I'm in love with.
1224
01:03:44,599 --> 01:03:46,535
Ohhhh....
(audience says same thing)
1225
01:03:46,668 --> 01:03:48,837
Well, how does
it feel to be so famous, so
1226
01:03:48,971 --> 01:03:53,241
beautiful, so successful, toast
of the town. Couple of the year.
1227
01:03:53,375 --> 01:03:55,078
It feels
sensational Tamara. Just-
1228
01:03:55,210 --> 01:03:56,445
Talia.
1229
01:03:56,578 --> 01:03:59,015
Whatever, Tamara.
It's sensational and it
1230
01:03:59,148 --> 01:04:01,550
feels really, really good.
1231
01:04:01,683 --> 01:04:04,219
Yeah and there's a lot of people
I'd like to thank, uh,
1232
01:04:04,352 --> 01:04:07,222
starting with, um,
1233
01:04:07,355 --> 01:04:09,058
whatever, it doesn't matter
I don't remember their names
1234
01:04:09,192 --> 01:04:14,596
anyways. But there is one thing
I would like to add.
1235
01:04:15,397 --> 01:04:18,968
Vanessa, you
would be the perfect addition-
1236
01:04:19,102 --> 01:04:20,903
to my portfolio.
1237
01:04:21,037 --> 01:04:24,773
Oh my goodness,
it appears we have a proposal.
1238
01:04:24,907 --> 01:04:26,109
What do you say?
1239
01:04:26,241 --> 01:04:28,610
Will you marry me?
1240
01:04:29,178 --> 01:04:30,579
Buenisimo.
1241
01:04:30,712 --> 01:04:32,115
Oh, you speak Spanish.
1242
01:04:32,247 --> 01:04:35,450
Suburashi. Zeh Tov Maod!
1243
01:04:35,584 --> 01:04:38,587
Marhabban Marhabban Marhabban.
1244
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:42,024
Yes proceed to the
route. In and Out burger.
1245
01:04:42,158 --> 01:04:43,291
Should we go to the sahara tent?
1246
01:04:43,425 --> 01:04:44,359
Vanessa, the
whole world is watching.
1247
01:04:44,493 --> 01:04:45,393
What are you doing?
1248
01:04:45,527 --> 01:04:47,897
Pie equals 3.14159265359.
1249
01:04:48,030 --> 01:04:50,099
EVAN: Baby, baby, baby...
1250
01:04:50,233 --> 01:04:51,800
[SHORT CIRCUIT SOUNDS]
1251
01:04:51,934 --> 01:04:53,936
Vanessa. Vanessa.
1252
01:04:54,070 --> 01:04:58,673
Oh, my goodness! Breaking news
Vanessa is a robot!
1253
01:04:58,807 --> 01:05:00,109
[AUDIENCE GASPS]
1254
01:05:00,243 --> 01:05:03,278
EVAN:
No! No!
1255
01:05:03,411 --> 01:05:06,115
Evan, you're
a cheat. You're a fraud.
1256
01:05:06,249 --> 01:05:08,151
EVAN: No, no, no, no, no.
Get that off!
1257
01:05:08,283 --> 01:05:10,219
You saw it here first guys.
1258
01:05:10,352 --> 01:05:12,821
No! Vanessa, hey!
1259
01:05:12,955 --> 01:05:13,822
[CROWD BOOING]
1260
01:05:13,956 --> 01:05:15,057
Can you believe it?
1261
01:05:15,191 --> 01:05:18,393
She was a robot
and he didn't even notice it.
1262
01:05:18,527 --> 01:05:21,863
What an idiot!
1263
01:05:22,265 --> 01:05:24,000
[MALFUNCTION NOISES]
1264
01:05:24,133 --> 01:05:27,836
Ooh. Ooh.
1265
01:05:27,970 --> 01:05:30,872
[ELECTRONIC NOISE]
1266
01:05:31,773 --> 01:05:36,845
Señorita? Uh, hello? Help! Help!
1267
01:05:36,979 --> 01:05:39,148
[ORGAN MUSIC]
1268
01:05:39,282 --> 01:05:41,483
Hello, anyone? Help?
1269
01:05:44,187 --> 01:05:48,323
[ELECTRONIC SHOCKS,
WINDING DOWN NOISES]
1270
01:05:48,456 --> 01:05:50,893
NARRATOR: All around the
world the robots were shutting
1271
01:05:51,027 --> 01:05:52,895
off, but who did it?
1272
01:05:53,029 --> 01:05:54,997
Even the
few remaining male bots
1273
01:05:55,131 --> 01:05:57,599
were shutting down as well.
1274
01:06:06,808 --> 01:06:11,013
[BAR SOUNDS, JAZZY MUSIC]
1275
01:06:37,706 --> 01:06:40,442
It doesn't sicken
you to sit with someone so ugly?
1276
01:06:40,575 --> 01:06:42,711
You're not ugly.
1277
01:06:42,844 --> 01:06:46,715
Thank you, but
you are wrong about that.
1278
01:06:47,950 --> 01:06:49,718
Looks aren't everything.
Haven't you ever heard
1279
01:06:49,851 --> 01:06:51,586
don't judge a
book by it's cover.
1280
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:54,891
Writers say this,
publishers know it's not true.
1281
01:06:55,024 --> 01:06:57,726
Well, your script
has nothing to do with looks and
1282
01:06:57,859 --> 01:07:01,197
it's very good.
Beautiful in fact.
1283
01:07:01,330 --> 01:07:05,101
What is this? Why
you didn't tell me I was ugly?
1284
01:07:05,234 --> 01:07:08,337
Why? Why! What is this?
1285
01:07:08,470 --> 01:07:11,040
You didn't ask.
1286
01:07:14,210 --> 01:07:18,147
I was attracted to you
because of your attitude anyway.
1287
01:07:20,082 --> 01:07:22,885
Confidence is hot.
1288
01:07:24,186 --> 01:07:28,423
Really? I like that.
1289
01:07:29,091 --> 01:07:30,859
I like this.
1290
01:07:31,894 --> 01:07:33,963
What is this?
What is this?
1291
01:07:34,729 --> 01:07:38,566
[SOFT, CASUAL MUSIC]
1292
01:07:38,700 --> 01:07:41,037
♪LA♪
1293
01:07:41,170 --> 01:07:44,974
♪ I just got to LA.
I'ma chill by the beach ♪
1294
01:07:45,107 --> 01:07:47,742
Hey, Good morning.
1295
01:07:50,012 --> 01:07:51,380
Morning.
1296
01:07:51,513 --> 01:07:53,581
Son, did you sleep well?
1297
01:07:53,715 --> 01:07:56,185
Do you still fit into your bed?
1298
01:07:57,119 --> 01:07:58,421
Yeah.
1299
01:07:58,553 --> 01:08:02,224
Listen, you know
we're very proud of you.
1300
01:08:03,591 --> 01:08:05,127
Don't be.
1301
01:08:05,261 --> 01:08:08,397
What are you talking about? You
made so much money and you went
1302
01:08:08,530 --> 01:08:09,798
after what you wanted.
1303
01:08:09,932 --> 01:08:11,800
Yeah, I abandoned all my friends
1304
01:08:11,934 --> 01:08:16,405
to fall in love with a robot
and now I'm left with nothing.
1305
01:08:16,538 --> 01:08:19,474
I know that this is what you
don't want to be right now,
1306
01:08:19,607 --> 01:08:23,812
back home with your parents.
What you had is what you wanted,
1307
01:08:23,946 --> 01:08:27,216
were you ever actually happy?
1308
01:08:28,483 --> 01:08:32,989
Yeah, I thought I was, you know.
1309
01:08:33,122 --> 01:08:35,958
But looking back at it,
Vanessa, just
1310
01:08:36,092 --> 01:08:39,996
did whatever I wanted and
agreed with everything I said.
1311
01:08:40,129 --> 01:08:42,697
And
you know she never did fart.
1312
01:08:42,965 --> 01:08:45,734
Farting is not good
for relationships.
1313
01:08:45,867 --> 01:08:47,403
Listen to me,
1314
01:08:47,535 --> 01:08:51,440
I know that you and I haven't
seen eye to eye and I know I've
1315
01:08:51,573 --> 01:08:53,242
been very tough on you, but this
1316
01:08:53,376 --> 01:08:56,745
is the best advice
I can give you right now.
1317
01:09:05,187 --> 01:09:06,489
Listen to me,
1318
01:09:06,621 --> 01:09:10,558
fame and success can give you a
sense of false confidence.
1319
01:09:12,061 --> 01:09:14,997
Here you have the fame.
Here you have the success.
1320
01:09:15,131 --> 01:09:17,732
You have an opportunity here!
1321
01:09:17,866 --> 01:09:19,868
Which is what?
1322
01:09:20,336 --> 01:09:23,638
From everything bad something
good comes out.
1323
01:09:23,772 --> 01:09:26,608
Use your notoriety
for good things.
1324
01:09:26,741 --> 01:09:29,345
Heal your inner wounds.
1325
01:09:29,478 --> 01:09:32,081
Amend your wrong doing.
1326
01:09:32,214 --> 01:09:35,885
And make it up to your
friends by doing something good.
1327
01:09:36,018 --> 01:09:41,090
Isn't that all what the bots are
about, helping lonely men?
1328
01:09:41,790 --> 01:09:45,995
I mean, Yeah I guess.
In a way, sure.
1329
01:09:51,033 --> 01:09:54,437
Oh my God, I hate my life.
1330
01:09:54,569 --> 01:09:57,273
[FUN MUSIC]
1331
01:09:57,406 --> 01:10:00,675
♪ I feel hot, but
I know that I'm not ♪
1332
01:10:00,809 --> 01:10:04,280
♪ I feel hot, but
I know that I'm not ♪
1333
01:10:04,413 --> 01:10:05,647
♪ My mojo, my mojo ♪
1334
01:10:05,780 --> 01:10:09,385
Ah! I can't feel
the zuku zuku with you.
1335
01:10:09,518 --> 01:10:11,353
Excuse me, the what?
1336
01:10:11,487 --> 01:10:16,292
I would love to be alone,
would you please just leave?
1337
01:10:17,126 --> 01:10:20,196
My pleasure.
1338
01:10:22,064 --> 01:10:24,300
I know you
are a hot girl...
1339
01:10:26,268 --> 01:10:28,370
Sorry.
1340
01:10:29,371 --> 01:10:31,307
Hey! Fahad around?
1341
01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:32,707
Oh, that looks good.
1342
01:10:32,841 --> 01:10:35,677
I know. Just don't touch.
1343
01:10:35,978 --> 01:10:40,648
FAHAD:
I'm so beautiful, woohoo!
1344
01:10:41,450 --> 01:10:42,817
So beautiful!
1345
01:10:42,952 --> 01:10:45,154
Someone's feeling better.
1346
01:10:45,521 --> 01:10:47,356
Oh guys, I have news from Allur.
1347
01:10:47,490 --> 01:10:50,493
With the robots gone, tourism is
back up a tad, but-
1348
01:10:50,625 --> 01:10:52,495
it's still a bad situation.
1349
01:10:52,694 --> 01:10:56,265
My movie could have saved
Allur, but we don't have money.
1350
01:10:56,398 --> 01:10:58,334
No money. No honey.
1351
01:10:58,467 --> 01:10:59,701
No.
1352
01:10:59,834 --> 01:11:02,104
No? We didn't
lose all that money?
1353
01:11:02,238 --> 01:11:04,974
Do you think I'm some kind
of dummy? I cashed in our
1354
01:11:05,107 --> 01:11:07,709
investment after we made a
killing on the American Launch.
1355
01:11:07,842 --> 01:11:10,712
Wow! Wow!
Wow! So amazing!
1356
01:11:10,845 --> 01:11:13,048
Man you are so beautiful.
1357
01:11:13,182 --> 01:11:14,483
So are you.
1358
01:11:14,617 --> 01:11:17,319
So Khalid if you guys sold your
stake in Evanbots like forever
1359
01:11:17,453 --> 01:11:19,588
ago, what were
you guys still doing there?
1360
01:11:19,721 --> 01:11:22,657
I liked having friends.
1361
01:11:22,992 --> 01:11:25,427
Plus it was a way to keep
Fahad away from mirrors.
1362
01:11:25,561 --> 01:11:29,331
Yeah. I know who's going
to be the star in my movie.
1363
01:11:29,465 --> 01:11:32,535
Well. You're going to have
talk to my agent about that.
1364
01:11:32,700 --> 01:11:34,203
I thought you
were my agent too.
1365
01:11:34,336 --> 01:11:36,405
I'm nobody's agent.
1366
01:11:39,807 --> 01:11:43,179
Bye Fahad!
1367
01:11:45,347 --> 01:11:46,382
Who's this?
1368
01:11:46,515 --> 01:11:50,319
She is no one.
1369
01:11:50,452 --> 01:11:51,887
Where are you going?
1370
01:11:52,021 --> 01:11:54,323
Hey come on Steph!
1371
01:11:55,224 --> 01:12:00,029
What did I do, what with
all the girls. Oh my...
1372
01:12:01,497 --> 01:12:03,365
Oh, she brought this for me?
1373
01:12:03,499 --> 01:12:07,069
Uh huh, enjoy.
1374
01:12:07,369 --> 01:12:09,038
Wow, Steph!
1375
01:12:09,171 --> 01:12:11,706
You know just last
week I was having a heart to
1376
01:12:11,839 --> 01:12:16,912
heart with my weed smoking
construction working dad the
1377
01:12:17,046 --> 01:12:20,616
other day and it made me realize
1378
01:12:20,748 --> 01:12:25,820
that what I thought
I wanted wasn't in fact true.
1379
01:12:25,955 --> 01:12:28,057
I was just
seeking fame for all the wrong
1380
01:12:28,190 --> 01:12:32,928
reasons and I realized that I,
me, myself.
1381
01:12:33,062 --> 01:12:34,930
Was enough and I didn't
1382
01:12:35,064 --> 01:12:38,267
need Instagram followers to feel
1383
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:42,938
complete and um, you
know I quickly realized
1384
01:12:43,072 --> 01:12:46,175
that farting in relationships
that was important,
1385
01:12:46,308 --> 01:12:49,744
not the fame, not the followers.
1386
01:12:49,878 --> 01:12:54,416
And I really owe my dad for that
one. Even if he is a stoner.
1387
01:12:55,918 --> 01:12:59,555
Thank you so much, I'll take
any questions you might have.
1388
01:12:59,688 --> 01:13:01,290
Yeah, you in the front.
1389
01:13:01,423 --> 01:13:04,426
Um, what was it like when you
realized you hit your lowest.
1390
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:06,729
My lowest?
1391
01:13:07,229 --> 01:13:10,966
(sighs)
I'm horny!
1392
01:13:11,233 --> 01:13:15,170
Um that's not really a
question, but okay. You there!
1393
01:13:15,304 --> 01:13:17,172
I'm horny, too!
1394
01:13:17,306 --> 01:13:19,375
Babe what are you doing?
We just got back from Cabo.
1395
01:13:19,508 --> 01:13:22,411
Also not a question.
These aren't questions!
1396
01:13:22,544 --> 01:13:25,047
Fahad! Get out of here!
1397
01:13:25,180 --> 01:13:27,182
Fahad! The warehouse!
1398
01:13:27,316 --> 01:13:30,519
ALL WOMEN:
I'm horny! I'm horny. I'm horny.
1399
01:13:38,627 --> 01:13:41,263
Hi Steph.
1400
01:13:42,598 --> 01:13:46,001
I liked the cake.
1401
01:13:46,135 --> 01:13:49,972
You probably
think I'm a sexist asshole.
1402
01:13:51,006 --> 01:13:55,277
Steph when
I found out I was ugly,
1403
01:13:55,411 --> 01:13:58,147
I wasn't sure if I
could be attractive anymore.
1404
01:13:58,280 --> 01:14:01,317
So you had to get
your dick wet to test it out.
1405
01:14:01,717 --> 01:14:03,919
Yes.
1406
01:14:04,153 --> 01:14:06,854
How'd that work out for you?
1407
01:14:06,989 --> 01:14:09,358
Terrible.
1408
01:14:09,491 --> 01:14:11,360
Good.
1409
01:14:11,493 --> 01:14:13,362
Steph,
1410
01:14:15,064 --> 01:14:18,634
I feel
different when I'm around you.
1411
01:14:18,901 --> 01:14:20,369
You do?
1412
01:14:20,502 --> 01:14:24,807
Yes, I do. Because you
accepted me for who I am and
1413
01:14:24,940 --> 01:14:30,245
allowed me to accept myself. You
make me feel like I'm enough.
1414
01:14:34,183 --> 01:14:38,087
That eyebrow is enough.
1415
01:14:45,027 --> 01:14:49,698
I'm so horny. I'm so horny.
1416
01:14:49,832 --> 01:14:51,400
I'm so horny. I'm so horny.
1417
01:14:51,533 --> 01:14:52,534
No, no, no, no!
1418
01:14:52,668 --> 01:14:53,569
Woah, woah, woah.
1419
01:14:53,702 --> 01:14:54,937
I'm so horny. So horny.
1420
01:14:55,070 --> 01:14:57,039
No, no, no, no!
Woah, woah, woah!
1421
01:14:57,172 --> 01:14:58,807
So horny. So horny!
1422
01:14:58,941 --> 01:15:00,409
It's not the right place.
1423
01:15:00,542 --> 01:15:02,544
Oh, huh, ho.
1424
01:15:02,678 --> 01:15:04,747
What are you doing?
It's not the right place.
1425
01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:06,281
Oh!
1426
01:15:06,415 --> 01:15:09,418
Quite the overactive
hypothalamus she has there.
1427
01:15:09,551 --> 01:15:11,253
Barry,
1428
01:15:11,387 --> 01:15:14,957
Barry, to the warehouse.
Barry-
1429
01:15:15,090 --> 01:15:16,291
Barry!
1430
01:15:16,425 --> 01:15:18,227
Fahad help!
1431
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:22,564
You go save yourself,
it's too late for me!
1432
01:15:24,099 --> 01:15:25,601
State and
local officials are warning
1433
01:15:25,734 --> 01:15:28,904
everyone to stay inside lock
your doors and close your
1434
01:15:29,037 --> 01:15:32,574
windows. Or don't.
1435
01:15:33,175 --> 01:15:37,579
Ooh, It's getting hot in here.
Ooh.
1436
01:15:37,713 --> 01:15:38,847
You know what?
1437
01:15:38,981 --> 01:15:41,316
That's all the time we have for-
1438
01:15:41,450 --> 01:15:43,051
Gotta go!
1439
01:15:43,419 --> 01:15:47,589
[POUNDING MUSIC WITH GUNSHOTS]
1440
01:15:50,392 --> 01:15:55,464
[DRONING, INDUSTRIAL MUSIC]
1441
01:15:56,265 --> 01:16:00,869
Barry! Barry! Barry!
The switch. Barry!
1442
01:16:01,003 --> 01:16:02,337
You!
What are you doing here?
1443
01:16:02,471 --> 01:16:03,572
Darwin.
1444
01:16:03,705 --> 01:16:05,340
Do not call me Darwin.
I am not Darwin anymore.
1445
01:16:05,474 --> 01:16:06,742
Okay! Douchebag!
1446
01:16:06,876 --> 01:16:09,945
I knew that you were
causing all these problems.
1447
01:16:10,078 --> 01:16:11,079
Me?
Yes, you!
1448
01:16:11,213 --> 01:16:12,448
Me?
Yes, you!
1449
01:16:12,581 --> 01:16:14,216
You're the one who
destroyed this company,
1450
01:16:14,349 --> 01:16:16,718
ruined my life by hitting the
kill switch and now
1451
01:16:16,852 --> 01:16:17,887
you want to torment me further?
1452
01:16:18,020 --> 01:16:18,922
I didn't do that.
1453
01:16:19,054 --> 01:16:19,889
It was you.
1454
01:16:20,022 --> 01:16:21,623
No! Darwin, It was you.
1455
01:16:21,757 --> 01:16:25,929
You and your disgusting moles
and stupid singular eyebrow.
1456
01:16:26,061 --> 01:16:27,763
Hey guys.
1457
01:16:27,897 --> 01:16:30,365
[LOUD BANG]
1458
01:16:32,067 --> 01:16:35,471
[LAUGHTER]
1459
01:16:42,444 --> 01:16:45,113
Long time, no see my friends!
1460
01:16:45,247 --> 01:16:47,182
Welcome back to Evanbots.
1461
01:16:47,316 --> 01:16:50,619
Or should I say Barry Bots.
1462
01:16:50,752 --> 01:16:54,823
The company,
The company that I created!
1463
01:16:54,958 --> 01:16:56,525
Oh you have nothing to say?
1464
01:16:56,658 --> 01:16:57,526
Oh, oh.
1465
01:16:57,659 --> 01:17:00,329
[RIP SOUND]
1466
01:17:00,462 --> 01:17:02,531
You didn't
tell me Vanessa was a robot.
1467
01:17:02,664 --> 01:17:04,934
Whoah!
1468
01:17:05,868 --> 01:17:08,737
I created Vanessa
to amp up your self esteem.
1469
01:17:08,871 --> 01:17:10,940
Hey! You're welcome.
1470
01:17:11,073 --> 01:17:15,344
Also you said no one could
ever fall in love with a robot.
1471
01:17:15,477 --> 01:17:18,313
Well you did, didn't you.
1472
01:17:18,447 --> 01:17:19,114
Boop!
1473
01:17:19,248 --> 01:17:20,415
Ah go to Hell.
1474
01:17:20,549 --> 01:17:22,818
I thought we were friends.
1475
01:17:22,952 --> 01:17:25,889
And then you kicked me
out of my own company!
1476
01:17:26,021 --> 01:17:28,223
And because you two ruined me
1477
01:17:28,357 --> 01:17:31,560
I was the one who
shut everything down.
1478
01:17:31,693 --> 01:17:34,363
What? You didn't do it?
1479
01:17:34,496 --> 01:17:37,099
I just told
you, I didn't do this.
1480
01:17:37,466 --> 01:17:41,336
Shhhh.
1481
01:17:42,838 --> 01:17:44,974
I wanted you two
to witness me losing my
1482
01:17:45,107 --> 01:17:47,543
virginity first hand.
1483
01:17:47,676 --> 01:17:48,810
Drumroll please.
1484
01:17:48,945 --> 01:17:50,445
Oh!
(knee slap sounds)
1485
01:17:50,579 --> 01:17:52,080
Wooo!!
1486
01:17:52,214 --> 01:17:54,583
I created a bioweapon
1487
01:17:54,716 --> 01:17:57,386
that affects the neurons in
women and
1488
01:17:57,519 --> 01:18:01,623
allows me to control them.
1489
01:18:04,126 --> 01:18:08,797
WOMEN:
Barry! Barry Barry Barry Barry!
1490
01:18:15,237 --> 01:18:16,738
Holy shit.
1491
01:18:16,872 --> 01:18:20,475
Yes! Every woman in the
world now wants to have sex
1492
01:18:20,609 --> 01:18:25,814
with me. Real women, not rubber.
1493
01:18:25,982 --> 01:18:30,987
No no no no, No!
Oh fudge.
1494
01:18:31,520 --> 01:18:33,855
Enjoy the show boys.
1495
01:18:34,057 --> 01:18:36,258
[CHEERS AND SHOUTS]
1496
01:18:40,629 --> 01:18:43,732
Barry! Barry! Barry. Barry.
1497
01:18:45,068 --> 01:18:49,638
[SIRENS IN THE DISTANCE]
1498
01:18:52,641 --> 01:18:53,508
Darwin.
1499
01:18:53,642 --> 01:18:54,676
I'm not Darwin.
1500
01:18:54,810 --> 01:18:58,113
You are Darwin.
You've always been Darwin.
1501
01:18:58,246 --> 01:19:00,984
Darwin, think!
1502
01:19:01,116 --> 01:19:02,317
Hi. I'm Steph.
1503
01:19:02,451 --> 01:19:03,452
Steph, nice to meet you.
1504
01:19:03,585 --> 01:19:05,021
Nice to meet you too.
1505
01:19:05,153 --> 01:19:08,091
I was attracted to you
because of your attitude anyway.
1506
01:19:08,223 --> 01:19:10,927
I feel different
when I'm around you.
1507
01:19:11,060 --> 01:19:13,829
Wow. Bravo, bravo.
1508
01:19:13,963 --> 01:19:17,265
STEPH; Your kinda
cute you know that.
1509
01:19:22,471 --> 01:19:26,009
(Growls)
It is I, Darwin to the rescue.
1510
01:19:26,141 --> 01:19:28,377
Now bite the rope off.
1511
01:19:28,510 --> 01:19:29,811
Why am I doing the biting?
1512
01:19:29,946 --> 01:19:31,914
Because you have
those nice American teeth.
1513
01:19:32,048 --> 01:19:32,982
Do it!
1514
01:19:33,116 --> 01:19:35,283
Alright, alright!
1515
01:19:35,417 --> 01:19:38,787
Oh no! Noooo!
1516
01:19:38,921 --> 01:19:43,458
Barry! Barry! Barry!
1517
01:19:49,331 --> 01:19:51,600
FAHAD:
Woooohooo!
1518
01:19:51,733 --> 01:19:55,303
Yes, Untie me.
Darwin untie me. Go!
1519
01:19:56,171 --> 01:19:57,706
Darwin Save us!
1520
01:19:57,839 --> 01:20:01,376
What if? What if?
1521
01:20:02,377 --> 01:20:03,980
[MACHINE SHUTTING DOWN SOUND]
1522
01:20:04,113 --> 01:20:06,949
[GROANS]
1523
01:20:07,516 --> 01:20:11,219
What happened?
What's going on? What?
1524
01:20:11,353 --> 01:20:13,321
[SIREN SOUND]
1525
01:20:13,455 --> 01:20:14,723
Where are you going?
1526
01:20:14,856 --> 01:20:15,524
Where are we?
1527
01:20:15,657 --> 01:20:16,926
Who the hell are you?
1528
01:20:17,060 --> 01:20:18,794
Ew, what a creep.
Let's get out of here.
1529
01:20:18,928 --> 01:20:20,328
Come back!
1530
01:20:20,462 --> 01:20:23,066
Barry! Of course it was
you. You and your virginity.
1531
01:20:23,198 --> 01:20:24,067
Evan.
1532
01:20:24,199 --> 01:20:25,068
I knew it was you.
1533
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:26,069
I didn't mean to do it.
1534
01:20:26,201 --> 01:20:28,071
[LOUD THUD]
1535
01:20:28,203 --> 01:20:29,738
Steph?
1536
01:20:29,871 --> 01:20:30,940
Where's Fahad?
1537
01:20:31,074 --> 01:20:31,941
In here.
1538
01:20:32,075 --> 01:20:33,876
Fahad!
1539
01:20:34,010 --> 01:20:36,645
Fahad! Fahad!
1540
01:20:39,481 --> 01:20:41,550
Oh my God.
I'm so glad you're okay.
1541
01:20:41,683 --> 01:20:45,754
Yeah, I'm okay.
I'm so happy to see you.
1542
01:20:45,888 --> 01:20:48,490
I'm so happy too.
1543
01:20:48,623 --> 01:20:51,860
Don't move. It's over.
1544
01:20:52,561 --> 01:20:54,563
Hey you guys!
Oh my god I'm so happy to
1545
01:20:54,696 --> 01:20:57,100
see you. Look I
was such a dick and
1546
01:20:57,232 --> 01:21:00,469
I'm sorry I can see that now.
Okay, the fame, it just,
1547
01:21:00,602 --> 01:21:02,138
it went to my head.
1548
01:21:02,270 --> 01:21:05,208
Alright? I don't know how else
to put this, but you guys are my
1549
01:21:05,340 --> 01:21:07,076
best friends.
Will you forgive me?
1550
01:21:07,210 --> 01:21:09,611
Oh Fahad. I love you buddy.
1551
01:21:09,745 --> 01:21:11,948
You are beautiful.
Thank you so much.
1552
01:21:12,081 --> 01:21:13,983
Don't be a
dick sometimes.
1553
01:21:14,117 --> 01:21:15,051
I love you.
1554
01:21:15,184 --> 01:21:17,419
It's good to have you back.
1555
01:21:17,552 --> 01:21:19,055
Darwin you saved us.
1556
01:21:19,188 --> 01:21:21,924
I'm not
Darwin. I'm Fahad.
1557
01:21:22,390 --> 01:21:23,993
I love you guys.
1558
01:21:24,127 --> 01:21:25,995
We love you too.
1559
01:21:26,328 --> 01:21:28,998
♪ I'm so famous. I'm so famous ♪
1560
01:21:29,132 --> 01:21:34,369
♪ Just for being ugly.
Ain't it funny, Ain't it? ♪
1561
01:21:34,636 --> 01:21:37,140
♪ I'm so famous ♪
1562
01:21:37,272 --> 01:21:39,374
♪ I'm so famous ♪
1563
01:21:39,508 --> 01:21:41,810
♪ I'm so famous ♪
1564
01:21:41,944 --> 01:21:44,479
♪ I'm so famous ♪
1565
01:21:44,613 --> 01:21:49,252
[ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]
1566
01:21:49,384 --> 01:21:53,588
[WITH A JEWISH FEEL]
1567
01:21:57,793 --> 01:22:01,964
[AND A LITTLE MIDDLE EAST]
1568
01:22:02,098 --> 01:22:04,066
RACHEL: I don't get it.
Aren't they like royal?
1569
01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:05,902
Why are they getting
married in her backyard?
1570
01:22:06,035 --> 01:22:09,939
It's a jewish wedding. The
bride side pays for everything.
1571
01:22:10,106 --> 01:22:13,575
We are gathered here
today to witness the generic
1572
01:22:13,708 --> 01:22:18,580
non-denominational union of two
beautiful people, Fahad and
1573
01:22:18,713 --> 01:22:23,052
Steph, who I had the great
pleasure to meet just last week.
1574
01:22:26,321 --> 01:22:27,355
Oh father!
1575
01:22:27,489 --> 01:22:28,356
Fahad!
1576
01:22:28,490 --> 01:22:29,724
What are you doing here?
1577
01:22:29,858 --> 01:22:31,827
You saved the kingdom!
Everybody wants to come
1578
01:22:31,961 --> 01:22:35,231
to Allur to see famous
action Hollywood movie star
1579
01:22:35,363 --> 01:22:37,432
Fahad Bin Alawi!
1580
01:22:37,566 --> 01:22:38,700
The country is abuzz.
1581
01:22:38,834 --> 01:22:41,003
Tourism is back
and stronger than ever.
1582
01:22:41,137 --> 01:22:42,337
Woo! That's incredible!
1583
01:22:42,470 --> 01:22:44,106
Fahad, you're incredible.
1584
01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:46,876
Thank you. Thank you.
1585
01:22:47,009 --> 01:22:49,011
Kiss the bride.
1586
01:22:49,145 --> 01:22:51,580
You may now kiss the bride.
1587
01:22:53,481 --> 01:22:57,220
NARRATOR: And so Fahad did it.
He became a famous action movie
1588
01:22:57,352 --> 01:23:01,891
star and he saved his country
all at the same time.
1589
01:23:02,024 --> 01:23:05,493
Life was good
for the ugly fellow.
1590
01:23:05,627 --> 01:23:08,430
[CROWD CHEERS]
1591
01:23:11,167 --> 01:23:12,034
FAHAD: Hello.
1592
01:23:12,168 --> 01:23:13,903
Hi, Congratulations.
1593
01:23:14,036 --> 01:23:15,104
Thank you.
1594
01:23:15,238 --> 01:23:16,705
Where are you two
going on your honeymoon?
1595
01:23:16,838 --> 01:23:19,708
Oh, we
are going to North Dakota.
1596
01:23:19,841 --> 01:23:22,711
Oh yes, the
obvious choice of course.
1597
01:23:22,844 --> 01:23:24,779
For the opening of
Sex Action the movie.
1598
01:23:24,914 --> 01:23:26,715
Oh, we won't be
there for a long time because
1599
01:23:26,848 --> 01:23:29,919
we are going to open
movie studios in Allur.
1600
01:23:30,052 --> 01:23:33,588
You're saying there's going
to be a sequel to the remake of
1601
01:23:33,722 --> 01:23:35,490
the adaptation
of the television show?
1602
01:23:35,624 --> 01:23:37,059
Absolutely.
1603
01:23:37,193 --> 01:23:38,727
Well who's going to be
in it except for you, of course.
1604
01:23:38,860 --> 01:23:40,729
Oh, you will
have to ask my agent.
1605
01:23:40,862 --> 01:23:42,731
No, no, no. My
client deserves 10 times that
1606
01:23:42,864 --> 01:23:44,733
amount are you crazy?
1607
01:23:44,866 --> 01:23:47,370
I will tell you
one thing. There will be a big
1608
01:23:47,535 --> 01:23:50,472
part for my friend Evan!
1609
01:23:52,174 --> 01:23:56,279
Fahad, no no no.
I'm done with the spotlight man.
1610
01:23:56,411 --> 01:23:57,479
It's over.
1611
01:23:57,612 --> 01:24:00,548
[SHOUTS]
Is that Darwin? Hi!
1612
01:24:00,682 --> 01:24:02,817
Hi ladies. How you doing?
1613
01:24:02,952 --> 01:24:04,954
My God, sorry. Can we take a
picture with you? Please...
1614
01:24:05,087 --> 01:24:06,222
Yeah, of course.
1615
01:24:06,355 --> 01:24:07,622
Oh my God. I can't
believe this is happening.
1616
01:24:07,756 --> 01:24:10,059
Thank you so much!
1617
01:24:10,192 --> 01:24:12,295
Darwin! Wow, Wow, Wow!!
1618
01:24:12,427 --> 01:24:14,297
Darwin here. I can't believe it!
1619
01:24:14,429 --> 01:24:17,666
Fahad, I'm so proud of you, you
showed the world that you can be
1620
01:24:17,799 --> 01:24:20,403
not hot and
still be an action movie star.
1621
01:24:20,535 --> 01:24:21,971
Yes.
1622
01:24:22,104 --> 01:24:23,438
[LOUD THUD]
1623
01:24:23,571 --> 01:24:25,874
That's awesome, Darwin!
1624
01:24:29,979 --> 01:24:30,845
Hey.
1625
01:24:30,980 --> 01:24:31,646
Hi.
1626
01:24:31,780 --> 01:24:32,847
How's it going?
1627
01:24:32,982 --> 01:24:33,682
Good.
1628
01:24:33,815 --> 01:24:34,849
Pretty good wedding, huh?
1629
01:24:34,984 --> 01:24:36,851
Mhm, yeah.
1630
01:24:37,353 --> 01:24:38,620
Um-
1631
01:24:38,753 --> 01:24:40,923
Before we flirt any further,
1632
01:24:41,057 --> 01:24:45,328
you, you aren't a
robot by chance are you?
1633
01:24:45,460 --> 01:24:46,861
No.
1634
01:24:46,996 --> 01:24:47,862
No?
1635
01:24:47,997 --> 01:24:49,398
No.
1636
01:24:49,531 --> 01:24:50,433
Do you want to dance?
1637
01:24:50,565 --> 01:24:51,833
Yeah.
1638
01:24:51,968 --> 01:24:55,470
Thank you. Meet
me on the dance floor. Come on.
1639
01:24:56,372 --> 01:24:57,872
[ROBOTIC NOISE]
1640
01:24:58,007 --> 01:25:00,910
♪ First you take the boobs.
Connect it to the frame ♪
1641
01:25:01,043 --> 01:25:04,779
♪ Then you take the arms.
Connect it to the brain ♪
1642
01:25:04,914 --> 01:25:08,650
♪ First you take the boobs.
Connect it to the frame ♪
1643
01:25:08,783 --> 01:25:12,554
♪ Then you take the arms.
Connect it to the brain ♪
1644
01:25:13,022 --> 01:25:16,993
♪ Workin' all week,
man. Hardly taking showers ♪
1645
01:25:17,126 --> 01:25:20,896
♪ First base. Second base.
Like I'm playing baseball ♪
1646
01:25:21,030 --> 01:25:24,400
♪ Workin' all week,
man. Hardly taking showers ♪
1647
01:25:24,532 --> 01:25:27,535
♪ First base. Second base.
Like I'm playing baseball ♪
1648
01:25:27,669 --> 01:25:29,604
♪ Like I'm playing baseball.
Like I'm playing baseball ♪
1649
01:25:29,738 --> 01:25:31,340
♪ Like I'm playing baseball ♪
1650
01:25:31,474 --> 01:25:33,376
♪ Like I'm playing baseball.
Like I'm playing baseball ♪
1651
01:25:33,508 --> 01:25:35,111
♪ Like I'm playing baseball ♪
1652
01:25:35,244 --> 01:25:37,013
♪ Like I'm playing baseball.
Like I'm playing baseball ♪
1653
01:25:37,146 --> 01:25:39,015
♪ Like I'm playing baseball ♪
1654
01:25:39,148 --> 01:25:41,017
♪ Like I'm playing baseball.
Like I'm playing baseball ♪
1655
01:25:41,150 --> 01:25:42,985
♪ Like I'm playing baseball ♪
1656
01:25:43,119 --> 01:25:46,922
♪ First you take the boobs.
Connect it to the frame ♪
1657
01:25:47,056 --> 01:25:50,859
♪ Then you take the arms.
Connect it to the brain ♪
1658
01:25:50,993 --> 01:25:54,729
♪ First you take the boobs.
Connect it to the frame ♪
1659
01:25:54,863 --> 01:25:58,467
♪ Then you take the arms.
Connect it to the brain ♪
1660
01:25:58,600 --> 01:26:02,371
♪ First you take the boobs.
Connect it to the frame ♪
1661
01:26:02,505 --> 01:26:06,976
♪ Then you take the arms.
Connect it to the brain ♪
1662
01:26:08,377 --> 01:26:09,611
[SYNTH SONG STARTS]
1663
01:26:09,744 --> 01:26:11,947
♪ I just want to
be an action movie star ♪
1664
01:26:12,081 --> 01:26:14,050
♪ I just want to
be an action movie star ♪
1665
01:26:14,183 --> 01:26:16,252
♪ I just want to
be an action movie star ♪
1666
01:26:16,385 --> 01:26:19,422
♪ I just want to
be an action movie star ♪
1667
01:26:19,554 --> 01:26:21,424
♪ I just want to hold my gun ♪
1668
01:26:21,556 --> 01:26:24,927
♪ And have some fun ♪
1669
01:26:25,794 --> 01:26:31,000
♪ And have some fun ♪
1670
01:26:41,177 --> 01:26:45,713
[BEAT CONTINUES]
1671
01:27:09,271 --> 01:27:12,975
[NEW SYNTH SONG]
1672
01:27:14,776 --> 01:27:17,246
♪ Everything comes down to this ♪
1673
01:27:17,379 --> 01:27:20,282
♪ Everything,
everything comes down to this ♪
1674
01:27:20,416 --> 01:27:23,219
♪ It's my life ♪
1675
01:27:23,352 --> 01:27:26,322
♪ It's my life ♪
1676
01:27:27,156 --> 01:27:29,225
♪ Everything comes down to this ♪
1677
01:27:29,358 --> 01:27:32,261
♪ Everything,
everything comes down to this ♪
1678
01:27:32,394 --> 01:27:35,464
♪ It's my life ♪
1679
01:27:35,598 --> 01:27:37,333
♪ It's my life ♪
1680
01:27:39,568 --> 01:27:41,303
♪ Everything comes down to this ♪
1681
01:27:41,437 --> 01:27:44,373
♪ Everything,
everything comes down to this ♪
1682
01:27:44,507 --> 01:27:47,243
♪ It's my life ♪
1683
01:27:47,376 --> 01:27:48,843
♪ It's my life ♪
1684
01:27:48,978 --> 01:27:51,080
♪ I'm Darwin ♪
1685
01:27:51,213 --> 01:27:53,149
♪ Everything comes down to this ♪
1686
01:27:53,282 --> 01:27:56,252
♪ Everything,
everything comes down to this ♪
1687
01:27:56,385 --> 01:27:58,921
♪ It's my life ♪
1688
01:27:59,388 --> 01:28:00,655
♪ It's my life ♪
1689
01:28:00,788 --> 01:28:03,758
♪ I'm Darwin ♪
1690
01:28:18,040 --> 01:28:21,977
[TRAP MUSIC SONG]
1691
01:28:53,008 --> 01:28:58,214
[BEAT CONTINUES]
1692
01:29:16,398 --> 01:29:18,200
[NEW, UPTEMPO SONG]
1693
01:29:18,334 --> 01:29:21,904
♪ I'm lookin' lookin' at views.
I'm lookin' lookin' at views ♪
1694
01:29:22,037 --> 01:29:24,073
♪ Up in the hills
Up in the hills ♪
1695
01:29:24,206 --> 01:29:26,741
♪ Swimmin' in pools.
Checkin' out girls ♪
1696
01:29:26,874 --> 01:29:30,613
♪ I'm lookin' lookin' at views.
I'm lookin' lookin' at views ♪
1697
01:29:30,745 --> 01:29:32,881
♪ Up in the hills
Up in the hills ♪
1698
01:29:33,015 --> 01:29:36,518
♪ Swimmin' in pools.
Checkin' out girls ♪
1699
01:29:36,652 --> 01:29:40,489
[BEAT CONTINUES]
1700
01:29:48,030 --> 01:29:52,635
♪ I'm lookin' lookin' at views.
I'm lookin' lookin' at views ♪
1701
01:29:52,767 --> 01:29:54,436
♪ Up in the hills
Up in the hills ♪
1702
01:29:54,570 --> 01:29:57,306
♪ Swimmin' in pools.
Checkin' out girls ♪
1703
01:29:57,439 --> 01:30:00,976
♪ I'm lookin' lookin' at views.
I'm lookin' lookin' at views ♪
1704
01:30:01,110 --> 01:30:01,997
[MUSIC FADES]
1705
01:30:02,131 --> 01:30:03,817
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