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This has to be a dream.

Because things like that do not happen in my life.

Look at it.

She is beautiful.

And he just said my name.

My God, it's like an animal.

That's gross.

"Give me some p erna!"

- This is the fourth time this month. - "I have not finished with you yet!"

Lucy, please jump on me.

"Drop me bitch!"

Get out of bed.

You can tell him that I feel bad, that I can not go down.

You do not look sick

My hands are cold and trembling.

That trick you stole for a long time.

Caught.

Come on Adam, this is your great day, you should not spend this day

It's the best of being in the last year.

- Where will this year be? - I do not know.

Maybe you can make your party here as your sister did.

Mama I had to apologize for That party a million times.

I still do not know how my bed I finish in the pool.

Good luck to you, Adam does not want to go.

Cari o, why do not you want to go?

Because I will feel miserable.

You have the partying in the genes.

In my days, which was not done I never missed a party.

I was known as the queen of the disc

and everyone knew it.

It's not easy when your mom It's more good vibes than you.

You can stop that.

- And this reminds me of something. - Yes!

OMG.

Is this about a girl?

Yes, it's about a girl and

frankly I do not want to see it kissing with her boyfriend at the party.

Cari o, that's gay.

I do not want to talk about it.

Speaking of something else, this Lamar Washington does not go to your school?

Yes, why?

He says here that his brother He died for the weekend.

Yes, I had cancer.

The newspaper says that he died in a skydiving accident

Why skydiving?

It was one of his last wishes.

That's bullshit.

Yes.

Look honey, this boy would give Let it be by being in your shoes.

- You have to take advantage of that day. - It's okay.

Take advantage of that day.

This is my high school.

This damn place is full of students with characteristics

that inhabit all of America.

This here is Scott Taylor, he's one of those guys who acts

As if he were the great Lord.

Everyone loves me, I'm so popular.

He is a complete idiot.

Do not bother me, for guys like me there is no better thing than school.

Look at me, I'm the man.

It is better to enjoy it because in about I will have a crap job.

Actually, I think that you will work selling cars

or maybe in the congress.

This is Laura, she is the typical queen of high school.

Classic hunter of men.

But only until Find true love.

Until then, I like to be a great bitch.

Good luck.

She is Denise, always Talk about your breasts.

My breasts look good?

No, those would be your tits, Your tits look beautiful.

You know about Pam's surgery Anderson? What was done in '97?

That will be what I do.

And I'll be beautiful, will not I?

Poor girl

Adam, you are sensitive.

- She is Isha. - Tell them about the killing.

She is beautiful but she is crazy.

Of the Middle East War?

No, from the killing of animals.

And for what? To satisfy the desire for red meat.

Is not that a leather bag?

He is a designer.

I am the only student here that has conscience?

And he's Snippy, he smokes a lot of marijuana.

Yes.

I smoke all kinds of grass, but I do not drink alcohol

I have pure A and I show a lot of respect.

for the girls, yes.

Yes.

God

And she is Cara.

Incomoda, do not you think?

Well, imagine how I feel,

I have been in love with This girl since children.

She is perfect.

I'm not perfect.

If I do not shave my legs all the days I start to see myself as

that monkey girl "Planet of the Apes"

She is perfect inside and outside.

Did you listen?

The party will be at the director's house.

Yes!

I know, it's Ralph, l I plan everything, it's a genius.

Ralph is the maximum.

Party in the house of director, tell everyone.

Hey, there's a party at Dickwalder's house

There's a party in the house of Dickwalder ?.

That's fantastic, a party at Dickwalder's house

What is weird is that I am Mr. Dickwalder

So maybe I should be there.

Let me do the right thing.

OMG.

I'm going to catch you so rich ...

- Hi, honey. - Hello.

Hello, are you ready to leave here?

- Do you know what I imagine now? - I think I can guess.

You and me doing it in Dickwalder's house.

Seriously?

Mr. Dickwalder, God, His sheets are so soft.

Stop.

And this blanket is so rich ...

Maybe you should do it with Dickwalder.

This reminds me of my wedding, I feel like a virgin again.

Did you think you could Get in with me, will not you?

You can not believe what these guys have planned for my house.

I do not put my hand to the guys, it's not my style,

By the way, that color is very alive.

Do you like it? I told you it's pretty.

Calm down boys.

I know that today tradition to throw the pear, just pass

assistance and then They go, I do not care.

It is what makes America great.

Are you okay?

Clear.

Snippy, you are the Assistant in today's class

We are all here, old man.

Snippy that is the last time you should smoke grass.

Do not touch me.

This is director Dickwalder, I have an announcement to make them

I'm with Ralph Lee Cheng.

Tell them what you said to me.

Wait.

Speak well.

One second, talk fast damn or I will crush your head like melon.

You went very far.

Speak English.

I'm sorry, I did it, I planned everything.

- It's your fault, is not it? - It's my fault.

Do you regret what you did?

Yes I'm so sorry.

It's okay.

You did good.

It seems that Ralph is doing in the pants.

Do not worry, no I'm angry with you.

By the way I just talked with the admission department

from Harvard where Mr. Cheng planned to go in the fall

He will not go now.

How many of you want to accompany him in the minimum salary club?

For example..

... Peter Allary, you're still interested in going to the state university?

Gary Grant I guess you're interested in going too.

Timmy Cisneros, Technology?

What the hell is that?

Is the same.

There is something very important I want you to know.

I could not have this information of not being

for the help of someone very special.

Someone I respect a lot, so while they see their books

I want you to think, maybe you should be a little more like Adam Harris.

Motherfucker.

I do not believe you Harris!

Leave it!

Mr. Dave, this is a trash. It is our day.

Come on, old man.

Calm down.

Yes, it's enough!

Good people

It's about, it's about sex

I want to die right now.

I want to become a ball and I want to die.

How are you doing?

I'm fine, how are you?

Trash.

Listen to your Brother, I'm so sorry.

Yes, that stinks.

What is that?

It's your compliment, I did not expect I died so soon, I still do not finish it.

Jesus, that's hard.

Who do you tell?

I have to change the cancer thing so of skydiving for the funeral, today.

Funeral?

Wait, where is the funeral ceremony?

In my aunt's house, where we had the party last fall

Hold.

Thanks dude.

Funeral?

Look ..

.. I know this is bad, but look at me.

I'm desperate, my class He hates me, I'm against the wall.

So do not judge me.

- A skydiving accident? - Yes, sir.

- I thought you told me I had cancer. - Of course I had it, sir.

If someone has cancer, what? Does pulling a plane?

I was living the life to the maximum, sir.

And I think it's appropriate that let's take a short life page

but adventurous of the little Jamal

and let's put aside the excellent speech

that the teachers have prepared this afternoon

In return, learn something more raw, but a very powerful lesson.

The fragility of human life.

I do not know Adam, it sounds like a Little weird if you ask me.

If you allow me, you have to ask yourself: Why would I tell him about the party

saving your property of a malicious destruction

just to create a hallucination?

If it were another student, I would suspect a little,

but considering that you are your Adam

you are different from the rest.

Yes, sir.

You spend your time studying and debating.

They spend time drinking and having sex.

Yes.

We are not so different.

You remind me of me when I was your age.

Yes.

We are of the same gender.

Yes.

That's a boy, do not be afraid.

I think I'm going to vomit.

A school opens in the morning

A boy just died, so ...

... I declare this day, the day of Jamal Washington.

Harris, I'm impressed.

Yes, you saved your ass from the whole class of the last one.

Now what?

Wait everyone, wait a second.

I know that today I mess up things

with my big mouth.

You stink.

But we can still convert this day in the best getaway of all.

We will do the parties in my house.

Harris, how nice of you.

And I bet you have a lot alcohol for us to drink.

No?

You're on your head, the party in your house it's going to be a failure.

I can get you liquor.

How well do you know this guy?

I do not know.

- How do you know him? - I do not know, I thought he was your friend.

Shit, that's pretty alcohol for 40 dollars.

We can go now.

That guy has a weapon.

- Turn the car on. - Carajo!

Upload your window

Learn the car!

Manage, drive!

- Carajo! - My damn window!

Jesus!

That was amazing.

That's fucked up: "Boy with cancer dies in a parachute accident "

I also practice a lot, I went the best of the Gulf War.

Seriously?

Yes, my instructor told me that 1 between 17 thousand jumps go wrong

and only 25% of these are fatal.

It would be a surprise if I told you that only 1 among 3.8 million children gives them cancer.

All right.

And his funeral falls on the day of escape. What are the odds?

It's like taking out the lottery.

Maybe that's what now Mr. Dickwalder

Maybe I'm going to buy a lottery ticket.

I can not put together the speakers by myself.

What did you say? You can not put the speakers alone?

It's because you're a fag.

I'm not a fag.

- What's the matter, old man? - I love high school.

Seriously? Are you crazy?

No, this is the best moment of your life.

Seriously?

You build your future according How did you do at school?

Do it well, son.

Hello, sir.

Hi.

No, Blanch.

- What are you doing here? - He must have escaped from the asylum.

I can not leave her here alone.

What do you know about this funeral of the child Washington.

What is he trying to say?

That because I'm black, I should know the funeral of the rest of the blacks?

Oh my God.

What do we all know? - Here we go.

All black is my cousin.

Frankly, yes.

I want you to know that also I know white men.

Fantastic.

Very moving words, Aunt Sue, thank you very much.

And now Jamal's uncle, Sheek.

would you like to sing song for the memory.

This is for Jamal.

Yes.

Washington, fine.

Who is it?

- Lamar, are you? - Yes.

- Who is it? - It's Mr. Dickwalder.

What does Mr. Dickwalder want?

What is happening around there Lamar ?.

What do you think? I am in the my brother's funeral.

It does not sound like a funeral, if not to a party.

Who are you talking to?

It's my director, Mr. Dickwalder.

Give me that.

What if you tell me what Does it really happen there, scoundrel?

Why do not you go fuck yourself?

What's the fuck?

I do not do shit, my friend.

Well, if I do the shit sometimes.

You also do shit.

People shit on the pants, but I do not!

Motherfucker.

Listen to me, if you call one more time,

I will crush your skull with my new "Escalade".

Where are you going? Are you white?

Number one, yes, number two, go down!

Number 3, I think Adam Harris told me I lie and it is true that there is a party.

And I just caught them.

Snippy, we should have the party here.

I appreciate the thought

But you think my house is appropriate for such a festive gathering?

Let me see.

Your house has tires.

I should have caught that boy when I had the opportunity

Lower the volume to that garbage!

Yes, it is better that they leave.

What are you thinking?

I'm thinking that we will make the pipe of gravity

bigger than anyone has seen.

- With this? - Yes.

This will elevate you.

Boys, we have alcohol.

We have music.

We have the water pipe bigger than I've seen

But one thing is missing, boys.

Do you understand what I mean?

Yes.

We will give you your thing.

"Damn losers ..."

- Do you understand what I'm saying? - Each word.

This is the agency of "Borenstein" modeling?

Hi, I was wondering if I had girls available for a party this afternoon.

No, it's okay, that has meaning, thank you, goodbye.

"You will never have a vagina!"

And?

They do not do parties.

They told you to go Fuck it, right?

Yes.

Borenstein, donde shit are my models?

The ones I called more than a month ago.

For the parade of underwear!

Look, I'm paying a millionaire and do nothing.

It would be better if they are here in 30 minutes or they will regret it!

Yes, 104 Sweit, you moron!

Gentlemen, I'm going to jerk before they arrive.

I'm sorry to be late.

We delayed finding the street.

We are ready.

Where do you want us?

Horrible, absolutely horrible. Did they eat well before coming?

Silence. Let's do it!

Yes, beautiful.

Yes, do that, give me A smile, just one.

While.

Well, put it like that, beautiful.

God!

- Adam's party is breaking. - Seriously?

Look.

- It seems that I succeed. - Let's move on.

Do not.

It's going to be horrible.

I will not spend the day in bed with you if there is a party at Adam's house.

What's wrong with be in bed with you?

Can you stop being so awesome?

Imponent? It's just that I want Do this, I think we're ready.

Yes, I know, me too, but ...

... let's do it at the party as we said.

Party.

Shit.

A beauty has just arrived.

It's not a beauty, it's my sister.

Why would your sister care?

It's a story of bad experiences With this party, they need to hide.

everyone needs to hide.

We need to hide the alcohol and the water pipe.

All right.

It seems that you would like a cocktail Why will we do that?

It will be a laugh.

I would say around $ 650 thousand.

I forgot my keys.

There is no photo session, is that okay?

He is not a photographer and already they should know that it is not French,

besides, the mustache is false.

- Save this. - Yes.

I like that.

It's the pear party here and the only way they came was

with pictures of very beautiful girls.

That sounds very gay when you put it like that.

And now your sister is here and Do you want to hide in the closet?

Yes, that's true, yes.

Well, that's so cute.

I know, I did not have a party like that.

In mine they arrested me.

Can we keep the party?

Enter the closet, enter, enter.

You have to get your sister out of here Quick, people will start coming.

Okay, listen to me, you're a guest in my house,

I tell you to come in the closet.

Okay, I can do that.

Hi. - Hello.

What do you do at home? - What are you doing at home?

I must collect the posters.

- I escaped from school. - Cool.

Should not there be a big party today?

Yes, there is.

- Are you? - I will be there.

- Where are you going? - To take the posters out of the closet.

- They are not there. - If they are.

- This is incredible. - Yes, I put them last night.

I moved them in the morning.

- Where did you put them? - Up in the bathroom.

- Seriously? - Yes, I do.

Why?

Why did I feel like doing it?

Get out, everyone get out.

Give me the posters.

- Go fuck yourself! - No, I need to smoke!

My sister is up.

- I want to smoke. - Okay, come in.

Adam, there are no signs here.

Adam, there is an old woman in the guest room

She is my friend.

- Who's in the closet? - What?

- Who is there? - No one.

- There's nobody? - No one.

- Seriously? Nobody? - So is.

What is happening?

- I'm doing the party at the house. - What?

I know it looks bad and that you and mom detest these holidays

but I shit and had no choice, It is stupid and irresponsible ...

Look at me. I'm proud of you.

You keep the family tradition.

I knew you had that gene in you.

- Seriously? - Yes.

Thank you.

I wish I could stay.

- Do not do anything that I would not do. - I will not do it.

Maybe you'll receive something.

- Goodbye, baby. - Goodbye.

- What do you want? - What do you think?

- Adam, is it weird that this truck is out? - It is my home.

Yes, he lives there.

Congratulations.

What?

The girl has balls.

He is very wise of you - do you want the pipe?

Yes.

Party!

Can you believe it? There's a party in my house at this time.

Yes, but nobody is dancing.

A person has to start.

Who?

Dance party

It's a sandwich.

Dog trainer.

Hi.

Why the long face?

Mr. Dickwalder, I'm sorry.

Control yourself, boy. Maybe There is still an exit for you.

Ralph Where is the party?

Look at me, do you seem to know where it is?

It seems that I will leave without know? Where is the party?

The plan was to have the party at Carl's house.

- Carl Smith? - Yes, but he has relatives.

- Who is your friend, Ralph? - Is the director.

- Mr. Dickwilder - Walder.

- What? - Dickwalder.

My son Ralph studied Much pra enter Harvard

Could I reconsider?

I know how it should feel and I would like help him but he should think

in the consequences before plan the party in my house.

To forget Harvard and that work with you in the kitchen.

I'll be back in a second.

Tomate two if you want.

His father is not friendly.

Son of a bitch!

What about Harvard?

First I will find the party after your future.

Until then, no throw the classifieds.

Beware of that.

Ira to Harvard.

Why do you complain like a bitch?

"Cara, I love you, if only you will kiss me, my life will be saved "

Please, you are Adam Harris. Adam fucking Harris.

You are the champion of spelling the school.

You are the Thomas Edison of science.

You won the fair.

Could you shut up? Me You make yourself look like a nerd.

- President of the debate club - Yeah shut up.

Vice President of the elite society.

Shut up, they will listen to you.

From the chess club.

I'm a loser.

You take risks, you are an example of intelligence and testosterone

wrapped in a package of unconditional love.

That is cute.

I'll fuck you myself.

Seriously if I was a girl, I would fuck you to death.

I'd even let you give me the ass.

Great, if I was a kid and I am, I would reject the offer.

"Vellos de los 70" "Calvas de los 80"

"The surprise"

I just masturbate, can I get in?

Clear.

It's hot here, I have to take off my clothes.

Is that all you have?

Yes, it is everything.

Do you want a sauce to accompany?

It is not necessary, they have Guacamole flavor.

The sauce is not necessary.

Adam, you can put them sauce. They will even taste better.

- Sure? - Sure, let's go.

Is very good.

It's a start.

Is incredible.

What more can we do?

I always wanted to do a party of crepes.

It is the perfect food for parties. It would be like a buffet.

You will put whatever you want in the crepe. And they are good, fuck.

- You know what? - What?

We must do some.

- I do not know. - You should.

Harris, Cara will not cook you.

You did not buy more than the potatoes.

These stink.

It's Spanish for "bitch"

Let's go, I love you. Let's go.

Thank you anyway.

What do they say? I climb to the base and I take it in the ass.

I do it, right?

Wait, you the one behind. Who said back?

Fuck you

Hi.

- I see you. - Yes.

Hi.

Hello, honey.

This is incredible, you are models.

They look so beautiful, I should ask.

Yes?

Your breasts look so great and perfect.

Did you do them? Who operated on you?

- You do not need it. - If they are beautiful.

I went to Dr. Mary Shultzan, pass from C to double D.

- But there's no scar. - I enter by the arm.

- Not in the nipple? - Of course not.

What's your name?

Mark Ziggy.

- I know a Ziggy. - What's wrong?

I made the poop.

- Nice party. - Thank you.

Maybe the Ziggy that I know be a relative of yours.

I doubt it, the only other Ziggy in my family is my brother Alex

- And he's in jail. - Bingo

Alex Ziggy, the one with the tattoos. It is in the block of my cell.

Do not fuck with me

It is a small world.

People who are scary no?

That they fear me, I am afraid.

I will make sure...

It's a car that's worth nothing, for God's sake.

Who are these clowns?

Leo ...

Come here. Come here. Do not you listen?

I said why did you take so long?

Let's go brother.

Eat something.

Yes, try the sausage, the best in the city.

I think he does not listen, he says that the sausage is good.

Do you want sausage?

I'm not deaf and I do not it matters ... By God!

- Yes, he's Phillie. - It will not blow anyone anymore.

Do you want to eat something? Do you have A lot of work ahead.

You can not with an empty stomach.

I could not...

- He is not dead. - Is not it?

Now it is.

Work

- It seems like your first time. - He never knew.

So sweet! Thank You.

Rays, what day have I had.

Here is an ounce of coca, I'll give you another when you come back from the desert

Believe me, this is enough.

It's the good one, not the Check all at once.

Do you want some food for the road?

No, this is enough.

These guys never They kill someone thin.

Let's go.

I bet this never happens to a private school director.

Isha, what's wrong with you? You're very good but you're crazy.

Crazy but hot

- My mistake. - Of course it was your mistake.

I want to drink beer do not have it on clothes.

I should cut your fucking arms.

Suck it

So suck it.

OMG.

Cute.

I have an artifact here Amazing of the little Jamal.

The cell that miraculously He survived the impact of the fall.

If the young body of Jamal I would have been as strong as this ...

Alo?

- This Jamal? - No, Jamal happened to a better life.

That is fucked up.

Thanks for the beautiful words.

- He died? Shit! - Goodbye.

And they shot him dude, they had guns.

- Who? - Mafia.

- You were not listening to me? - Not really.

This is incredible, the only person who was trustworthy ...

Wait.

Could you let me finish? with her before I see you?

I'm sorry, the dead man is not ...

- Shit. - Shit.

My God, is that okay, sir?

Yes I think so.

Sr. Dickwalder ?.

Who wants to know?

Ellen Harris, class of 96.

- I mess up my escape party. - Yes Yes.

You look good, what are you? This is not my regular car

- I only use it for school. - Do you think I do not give a fuck?

Do you like Mexican food?

It must be a fucking joke.

Do you know what it means? Dickwalder in German?

Basin!

No, not trash.

But you're close.

I want to amend my behavior from before.

I have problems with anger.

And now I will make an offer to you.

A drink.

Go ahead, it will make me feel better.

- Maybe I do not want it ... - Baby.

Drink!

Well, now I feel best. Enjoy the party.

She is very beautiful.

Not him, her.

Sorry.

How did you meet Adam?

At a Star Trek convention.

Although I would beat myself for saying that.

So officially what I met at the gym.

He should have been lifting like 400 or 500 thousand pounds.

Yeah sure.

It is stronger than it looks.

- What do you think? - That...

That was weak.

Excuse me all, if you could Pay attention a moment.

Are you all having fun?

Appetizers!

I have to make an announcement.

Someone in our Class is a master chef.

And that someone will cook their food more great known by man.

For women too, that someone is nothing but

Cara Mentwell, applause.

- Wait, Cara ... - I do not want to do this.

- I can not believe you did that. - Can I tell you something?

What?

I see you and you clearly love it cook but you have something weird:

You do not want to do it. OR You think you're not good.

I do not understand it but I can see what you want to do

It would be good to do something.

Here will be the station and I'll need a bowl to mix.

And a wooden spoon.

- Okay, I have two. - That is good.

Do you need something else?

No, nothing more.

My God, this will be incredible.

I think the Lord is ...

Rays!

Catch this.

Shit.

Do you want it? no problem.

When do the cooks eat?

This one is for you.

What is this?

Shit, come see this Harry.

I can not believe it's a portaforlio so varied.

- Is it the episode of "The dirty debutants"? - Yes, it is my brother.

I do not have words

The suction films They were "starting the bone"

There's a scene with Steve and Tori that is one of the best

You talk about the scene where Do they do it over the sink?

Yes, perfection, I love it.

I respectfully disagree, there are better scenes done in

"The girl of the sexual Fraternity"

When everyone messes with aunt ...

I can not believe you compare that meat

with an intimate moment about the toilet

You know how crazy your girlfriend should be to do it on the toilet?

But that gave me creamy dreams.

Are you crazy.

- Do you have chicken in that crepe? - It's not a big deal.

Of course it is. The genocide of the birds.

- The mutilation of the pig. - What the fuck?

Tate, have you ever gone to bed in the soft feathers of chickens?

They are glorious creatures.

Tell me something, some chicken Did you find the cure for polio?

I represent you once in a trial without charging you?

When I sing a chicken one song that made you cry ?.

Say it, just one. No?

It's because they're fucking chickens. You know which I think is your problem?

You crave it secretly.

You are despicable.

Partner, the suck is over.

What about the cabinet? of your dad's liquors?

I do not want to deal with Sanjai.

I do not want to get into that at the moment.

What does the mafia do in Southern California?

Can I help you?

- Scott Taylor is here. - Who are you?

Frank Dickwalder, Director of Wipeny Park.

- Is Scott Taylor here? - He is not at the school.

No it's not. As I am here!

I do not want to interrupt What you are doing

I'm stretching, I'm a dancer.

Of course you are.

Do I detect a clue of sarcasm?

No, I would like you to tell me I am a dancer and I answer:

You do not look like it!

Forget that I said that.

I did not want to scream you are sensitive.

Wait. What are you?

God, look at yourself.

You better leave my entrance before I can not control myself.

Friend, you are no longer able to be able to control you.

It's Showtime.

It is the best day of pear.

You ruined the day of the pear.

I know, I did it.

I can not believe you said Dickwalder about the party.

- I know, I should not have done it. - I know.

But you saved her and did something better.

Hi.

I would say it's time to clean up.

Then Harris and I we will order from here,

how do you know a chef does not clean after your masterpiece.

I think we can.

He is right, go relax, we will take care of it

- Seriously? - Of course.

- Okay, thanks. - No problem.

Look at his legs.

I speak of wine.

Do you know what? You are sick

But I like it.

Did you have fun today?

Yes I think so.

My name is Adam Harris and I graduated first from my class.

Cara, what do you think about making crepes?

Yes, let's do it. Maybe have your panties.

No, wrong. Do not think about it, forget it.

At the end of the day she is my girl, and do not forget.

I have not done it.

In that skirt from there, inside There is a very rich peach.

Fuck.

By the way, she swallows it.

Hi, Denise.

Look at her.

That is what I want to do.

Bailarle in the legs a drooling idiot?

Yes.

Sure, that's what I meant.

Ai is the game, friend.

Did you know that they can do grass clothes?

Even shoes.

Why would I want to smoke my shoes when can I get my hiding

and smoke with my friends?

The grass does not affect the animals.

So do not use animals.

But the cotton ...

It's a plant, they're safe.

- Yes. - Yes.

Yes.

Where are we?

It seems that today You took a liking to the nerd.

- He's a good guy. - Me too.

Are you? Seriously?

- If you let me prove it. - Only in that you think?

- It is my favorite. - You're hopeless.

Enamored without remedy of you.

- Look, honey. I know you're nervous. - Yes I am.

Me too but I love you and ...

I want it to be special for both of them. I love you. Just you and me.

Flavored candles would be great.

- Hello. - Hello.

Did I ever tell you that you are beautiful?

Your features are very attractive.

My God, I'm so hungry.

I think you're ready to be bad.

OMG.

It's so good. Another bite.

- The thing is a secret - What?

- The alphabet. - How?

You know, the alphabet.

TO...

B ...

If you do it right, the girls adore B.

You should hear, I am giving the secrets.

That is the oldest trick.

My girl is coming in the O.

Me to Cara in the I.

- In the I? - Yes.

- I have never done that. - It's because you do not know.

Did you invite Ralph?

Yes, I think I invite everyone.

Yes, that's good, Le send another message?

I feel that he should come more than any other.

Yeah sure.

I'm playing but no.

Do it.

There is paper in the bathroom.

What?

Are you okay, Frank?

I was never better, on the top of the world.

Well, cheer up, I know who is behind the pear party.

Wait...

Who? Who is behind?

Adam Harris.

Damn, Adam Harris, it's not. Do not It can be the, it's the only decent one.

Give me another name, it's not him.

What the hell are you talking about? Adam just sent him

a message to Ralph inviting him to the party of the pear.

It can not be, it is false.

Adam sent him himself.

A party full of skinny blondes.

Are you there, Frank?

Hello old friend

What the hell ...?

What is so great about of having sex with Cara?

You are going to UCLA with a soccer scholarship.

- You'll be swimming in shells. - I know.

But I put 3 years to this relationship.

- I deserve to fuck even once. - Well said.

You fuck all the time.

Everyone knows that you throw yourself to the dance queen.

Shut.

Also, I have a secret that always works:

- Tell him you're a virgin. - I would never believe it.

Yes, he will do it. Tell him and what will believe because he loves you and loves you

- Virgin ... - She loves You.

- You're right. - I know.

You are like a prophet, old man.

I see many movies.

Hi.

- You look cute as a child. - Thank you.

I'm sorry, you do not want come here, right?

It's not a big deal.

- That's my dad. - Where is he?

I have no idea, I suppose than in the North Pole.

I do not know.

So he left.

If I leave a girl of 7 with my Mom and she left the city.

Sometimes I wish that my family left.

They do not really understand me.

I understand you.

Shit.

- I really like it. - That sounded very gay.

I think I can trust him.

Adam ...

Are you a virgin?

Do not.

- Shit. - Why do you think that?

- OMG. - OMG.

- He discovered me. - I can not believe I said it.

- It's okay if you are. - Clear.

It would be if it were but not what I am, that's not how things are.

I have not been in years, decades. I lost it a long time ago.

It was east of Europe with my family in a hotel

I had nothing to do that night So I went out and thought about losing her

Let's do it, so it came out a district of whores.

I thought it would be more easy, so I go there

and I met that girl Gretchen, I only had one leg.

And talk to her and she I said: You have to do it.

And she said that already. Why not?

So we did it and it was good and fun. I was nervous.

Very nervous.

I had never done it before but I thought

She was amputated and I was a virgin.

So things leveled off. What the fuck am I talking about?

Who is this guy?

They have to go down, they will not believe it.

My God, no, no, no.

It's my mother's table, it's very expensive.

God!

Come on, Denise. Come on, Denise.

I need a one-to-one ticket.

Does anyone have a dollar?

I do not have a dollar.

Can someone break me one of 10?

Hi, I have something I want to tell you but

I've been hiding it because I am ashamed.

What?

The truth is that I am a virgin.

- Seriously? - Yes.

We go to the room.

OMG.

Seriously ruin it.

- It is not over. - Yes, I'm done.

It's late, I ruined it.

- Are you nervous? - Yes.

Me too, happy but nervous.

- I can not believe you give up. - The jodi, it's done.

- It's finished. - Stop them.

Go to nail your flag.

I do not know what it means that. It does not mean anything.

I do not know what it means but it sounds good.

- Yes, it sounds fine. - Of course.

- Sounds really good. - Of course.

- I have to plant my flag. - Do it.

- I must do it. - Go.

I'm glad it's the First time for both.

I know.

I know, I know...

Are you really waiting ...?

No, it's time for the true. I must seize the day.

I think I'm ready.

Me too.

I will, I will.

I can not believe it, it's too late.

This is great.

- Here we go, Laura. - What?

- Face face. - What did you say?

This is fucked up, he's pulling it.

- You called me Laura. - I did not do it.

I'm not making it up, I was fucking him.

- Have you been fucking Laura? - I was fucking like crazy!

Bastard!

Hi, you're good.

I can not believe how stupid I was.

Fuck.

- Cara! - Jodete!

God!

- Do you want to kiss? - It's okay.

I can not believe this.

This is rare.

OMG.

My God!

Cara, listen to me ...

Go away, I do not want to talk to you. It's all yours.

This is your hot fault.

You can not talk to him like that.

The bitch is all yours, what will you do?

What?

I'm sorry but I wanted to do that all day

- Shit. - OMG.

- Mom. - Shit!

Mom, this morning you said Take advantage of the day.

You destroyed the house.

Not again. What did you do?

I gave a party

I gave a party and it was great.

Yes!

- You're the best. - Thank you.

Thank you, whoever has saying. It was time.

Tate played the music and it was great.

And an old man bought us liquor, I built a pipe in the garage.

Great.

And we call the models and they We take photos in underwear.

Everyone came and we celebrated.

- You stuck your finger in a dog's ass. - Yes!

Yes, I did but it was accident. And here is Cara.

She made some crepes that were incredible.

She is amazing and I could talk to her.

And he lied and I said stupid things.

And I'm sorry.

Shit, it's Dickwalder.

Mom, you can not open the door, yes You do not go to college.

That guy is crazy.

All hide.

Hello, Mrs. Harris. This all the last year here?

Mr. Dickwalder what do you do here?

What do I do here? Work to go to college.

- I came for the party last year. - Good luck with that, Mr.

Try to tell me There are not 100 kids here?

I think I would know if there 100 kids behind me

And is Ellen at home?

Tell him to ask si?

I have it.

They're at the Washington funeral.

There is no funeral.

Your son cheated us all.

He was there all the day with the whole class.

He was there all the day with the whole class.

There is no funeral. They are in a party because nobody listens to me?

- I left it myself. - I left it myself.

- They are in... -17621 from Eden Lane.

-17621 from Eden Lane. - I have to go.

Goodbye.

- Dickwalder, you remember me? - Do not.

People like you do not know Remember people like me.

You only get into the life of the others talking about choosing

the path of morality.

Wait ... Huffer ?.

Your classmate If you remember.

- Do you remember something else about me? - Do not.

You told the director about my pear party.

Yeah sure. Good times. I see you.

You ruined my opportunity to go to technical school.

- I had a dream. - God.

I wanted to be an air repairman conditioning and you fucked my dream.

Then they locked me up and the Lonely nights started.

- Then I had a new dream. - Let's hear it.

I dream of opening a barbeque shop.

Lionel's barbecue palace.

I came to you because you will help me to make my dream come true

I'll cut off your fucking head and I'll put it in the menu.

You think very little. Some Did you go to Burma?

Alter the whiskey with poison of snake, all women

they do the trick of the basket. Now excuse me.

But I must go to a false funeral.

Wow, that guy if that has changed.

What did you do? Ira to the funeral but there will be no one there.

- We'll all be screwed. - Shut up, Tate.

Ellen, out of breast you are the only sober person here.

- Can you do me a favor? - Yeah sure.

Do you know how to manage a house?

Toma Phillis, it's all yours.

I was in good health

High!

Good good good. It seems that Dickwalder wins again.

They should have done the graduation here, except no one will graduate

Drinks, food, everything that I I wish I had lost a child.

If I lost a son.

Mr. Dickwalder, I think that He has the wrong idea.

You broke my heart, child.

We are on hand if you speak to him well from me to your sister.

Let's go. Do it.

Who is this imbecile?

It's my director, Mr. Dickwalder.

Motherfucker.

Do you have a cast of extras too?

The rest of you also It disgusts me because they covered it.

Do you want to have a party? I too would like.

I know how to celebrate.

Do you want to celebrate? Look

No? As you like. More for me.

Motherfucker.

It's not my style, I like the cold beer and I know where it is

- He's a dead boy. - Motherfucker.

Hey, Dickwalder.

Tell me more about Burma.

Fantastic.

Someone else finds ironic let this idiot do everything

to punish us for not going to school and even then he himself went to Burma

with a profane convict?

I'm proud of him, seriously, yes.

The sick bastard that is.

Did not it bore you to hear it?

What is your problem? Are you still angry?

- I do not know, do you still? - I always lie.

One more thing, fast.

True love is something very weird and when you find it

you have to grab the bull by the horns and you have to fight

- And then... - Just shut up and kiss me.

It's okay.

- That was good. - Seriously?

Yes, but it gets dirty.

You know how much you expect because? Three weeks.

Four if you count the trials.

- We kissed in the rehearsal. - No, we did not.

Yes we did it.

You have a good imagination.

Seriously? Only not what remember. That stinks.

- Never kiss you. - Yes, you did it.

- That is very sad. - This was the first kiss.

- It was not. - Yes it was.

- The first one did not impress me. - Obviously.

It's sad.

It bothers you that we have finished the movie?

- Yes. - Yes?

- What will you do? - Now?

- Yes. - I do not know.

I can finish what I was going to say before you forced me to kiss you?

I was going to say this. The true love is weird ...

Shut.

You have to fight to the ground. And take your killer sword,

and put it in the chest cavity.

- Where do you put it? - You grab the saber.

Matador is the one that kills bulls in Spain.

Or in strange areas of the USA. And kill the bull with his sword.

He puts it in his chest and then he kicks him on the floor.

- Do you want to do the other one? - Yes.

This is our version.

True love is something weird, when you find it you have

to grab the bull by the horns and fight to the floor and ...

Just shut up and kiss me.

And then he falls to the ground and kicks it.

Again and again and I say: That It is for 6 years of torture.

Your cappuccinos are already.

That is my girl.

Kiss Me.

During sexual moments sometimes Do you think your women are distracted?

There's a party at Dickwalder.

- Motherfucker. - Once again.

Who is that idiot?

- It's the director, Mr. Dickwalder. - Motherfucker.

Marker.

Action.

- What do you know about the boy's funeral? - What do you mean?

Because I am black I know everyone the funerals of the blacks.

God.

- What do we all know? - Here we go.

That all blacks are cousins?

Frankly yes.

I will let you know that I have three cousins. Shanequa, Shantandra and Qwanda

and they are all white.

Marker.

You broke my heart, child.

But we are on hand if you You speak well of me to your sister.

Because she is ... Do you know what I'm saying?

Cut.

I'm drugged.

- Cut. - Motherfucker.