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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,131 --> 00:00:10,552 NETFLIX PRESENTS 2 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:46,796 Do you realize I'm the only one of my friends who's still single? 3 00:00:47,797 --> 00:00:48,797 You're not single. 4 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:52,093 - You know what I mean, Gabriel. - Ana, it's not a good time. 5 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:56,097 You said you'd give me a ring nine months ago. 6 00:00:56,347 --> 00:00:58,892 - What matters is that we're together. - Set a date! 7 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,312 When am I getting my ring? 8 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:04,230 - Don't say "soon." - Soon. 9 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:07,942 If you can't set a date, 10 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:10,278 we shouldn't be together. 11 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:12,738 You're right. 12 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,240 Seriously? 13 00:01:15,366 --> 00:01:16,366 Yes. 14 00:01:16,409 --> 00:01:17,869 We should break up. 15 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:23,583 What? 16 00:01:23,833 --> 00:01:26,920 I don't want to waste your time. I don't want to get married. 17 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:35,178 You know what? Forget what I said. 18 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:38,473 - Forget it. - I can't give you what you want. 19 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:41,726 No, Gabriel. We can't break up. 20 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:46,147 - Calm down. - Please don't do this to me. 21 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,942 If you don't calm down, I'm going to have to leave. 22 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:52,153 Look, I won't pressure you anymore. No more wedding talk. 23 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:55,865 - It's not just that. - I can be more spontaneous. 24 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,660 We can try new things. In fact, if you want, I can... 25 00:02:02,038 --> 00:02:05,542 I'll do anything you want. Just tell me and I'll do it. 26 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,127 - I'm leaving. - I'll do it! 27 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,087 But please don't leave me! 28 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:12,465 - This is ridiculous. I'm leaving. - Gabriel, where are you going? 29 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,467 No. 30 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:20,098 Don't leave, Gabriel! 31 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:24,644 No! 32 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,121 - Is that your sister's car? - Yes. What's she doing? 33 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,290 Hey! 34 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:46,832 Damn it! 35 00:02:48,918 --> 00:02:52,297 - Where are you going? - Thanks to you, I just crashed my car. 36 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:56,050 - About twenty times, right? - Nothing happened to it. 37 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:58,178 Are you coming in? Mom and Dad are waiting. 38 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:00,221 Ana. 39 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:02,557 Seriously. I've had enough. 40 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:05,143 - What's she doing? - I don't know. Let's go in. 41 00:03:23,661 --> 00:03:26,080 - Hi, Dad. Happy Anniversary. - Hi, sweetie. 42 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,875 Thank you! Do you remember Huevo? 43 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:32,337 Didn't we meet at her wedding about three years ago? 44 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:36,090 No, that was Julia. Ana is making us wait. 45 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:38,968 I'm going to eat something. 46 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,272 Love, wait you can't eat that. 47 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:55,026 Can I have some paella? 48 00:03:55,109 --> 00:03:58,029 I don't like seafood and greens. Can you take all that out? 49 00:03:58,488 --> 00:04:00,698 - Do you want just rice? - Yes. 50 00:04:00,865 --> 00:04:01,950 That's not possible. 51 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:06,871 How's everything? Are you back with Gabriel? 52 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:10,166 No, I'm giving him some time to realize what he's lost. 53 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,252 Six months isn't enough? 54 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:15,922 What beautiful girls. Just like their mother! 55 00:04:16,005 --> 00:04:18,007 - It's so nice of you to say so! - Thanks. 56 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,884 - Congratulations. - Oh, sweetie! 57 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,678 Thank you, dear. 58 00:04:24,138 --> 00:04:26,307 Congratulations, Mari. We brought you something. 59 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,309 You can exchange it if you don't like it. 60 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,145 No way! It's from my favorite store! 61 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:35,608 So, where's that handsome boyfriend of yours? 62 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:42,115 Is something wrong? 63 00:04:44,033 --> 00:04:46,703 It's just that Gabriel broke up with Ana. 64 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:49,455 Well, actually... 65 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:51,749 I broke up with him. 66 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:54,002 Well, practically, he dumped you, didn't he? 67 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:56,754 Weren't you going to get married? 68 00:04:56,838 --> 00:05:01,426 You never know. A friend of mine got engaged after a seven-year break-up. 69 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:05,096 And now she's happily married. It's all she talks about. 70 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:08,558 Poor Ana, so unlucky! She just can't find a husband. 71 00:05:08,641 --> 00:05:10,893 - And she's cute. - I know. 72 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:12,895 It's a bit late to meet someone. 73 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:15,565 - Well, it's not the 20th century anymore. - She's right. 74 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:18,901 Some people don't get married. Like Tamara, for example. 75 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:20,570 - Tamara! - What? 76 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:22,780 You haven't told them about my Tammy? 77 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:26,784 We were having dinner at a Japanese restaurant. 78 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:29,203 I knew something was up. But I never imagined 79 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:32,999 that my ring would be inside a fortune cookie! 80 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:36,919 In front of everyone, Benny knelt down and said, 81 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:40,423 "Omae to kekkon shitai." 82 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,761 It means, "Will you marry me?" in Japanese. 83 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:47,180 Isn't that incredible? I'm getting married! 84 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:49,807 - Incredible? Not really. - It's really cool. 85 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:52,060 And so original, in Japanese. 86 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:55,730 So, where is this dreamy Benny? 87 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:58,191 I don't see him anywhere. 88 00:05:58,775 --> 00:05:59,775 Babe! 89 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,569 Come meet my cousins. 90 00:06:04,655 --> 00:06:05,655 Hello. 91 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:14,331 What's up? 92 00:06:22,715 --> 00:06:25,093 - How did you do it? - How did I do what? 93 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:31,641 I was with Gabriel for ten years and you got engaged in three months. 94 00:06:31,891 --> 00:06:33,059 Are you drunk? 95 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:35,603 Tell me your secret. 96 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:38,481 How did you get him to give you a ring? 97 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:41,526 There's no secret. We fell in love, that's all. 98 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:44,862 You're not fooling me. 99 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:47,824 There's something fishy going on here. 100 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,369 I'm way prettier than you. 101 00:06:51,869 --> 00:06:53,788 How did you do it? How! 102 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:56,749 Okay, you got me. 103 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,127 I took a workshop. 104 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:05,842 What do you mean, a workshop? 105 00:07:06,717 --> 00:07:09,053 A workshop on how to find a husband. 106 00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:17,186 That's pathetic. You really outdid yourself this time. 107 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,270 You know what? 108 00:07:19,313 --> 00:07:21,065 Being alone will do you good! 109 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:33,453 Today we're celebrating 35 years together. 110 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:37,415 Damn, just saying it out loud sounds crazy. 111 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:40,668 I still don't understand how she convinced me. 112 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:44,839 Maybe it was because she baked such wonderful brownies. 113 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:48,801 In the end, my Mari caught me. 114 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:55,349 Before I knew it, we were married and had two lovely girls. 115 00:07:55,766 --> 00:07:57,935 Wild haired and feisty! 116 00:07:58,269 --> 00:08:00,605 - Especially feisty. A little. - Not true. 117 00:08:00,688 --> 00:08:04,984 Thank you so much for celebrating our anniversary with us. 118 00:08:05,359 --> 00:08:06,444 Cheers, my love! 119 00:08:07,361 --> 00:08:09,030 - Cheers. - Thank you. 120 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:12,074 Thank you for everything, for giving me so much. 121 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:16,329 - Bravo! - Bravo! 122 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:20,249 I don't have much to add to my husband's long speech. 123 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:23,127 But there is something I want to tell all of you. 124 00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:26,506 I've never baked brownies in my life! 125 00:08:27,381 --> 00:08:29,133 Thank you for coming. 126 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,594 Can I borrow that? I want to say a few words. 127 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:37,600 I just want to congratulate you for staying together so long. 128 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:39,227 - Thanks, sweetie.. - Thank you. 129 00:08:40,561 --> 00:08:44,774 It's hard to find someone who wants to spend their whole life with you. 130 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:47,276 - Especially nowadays. - I think that's enough. 131 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:49,820 I'm not done, Mom. I'm not done yet. 132 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:52,949 - What's she on? - My point is, life is unfair. 133 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:55,576 One day, you're about to get married. 134 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,745 And the next, you're at your parents' house, 135 00:08:57,828 --> 00:09:00,748 congratulating your loser cousin 136 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:03,167 on her engagement. 137 00:09:04,460 --> 00:09:07,004 - Sorry. Someone had to say it. - Anita. 138 00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:11,050 No, I have something to say. I want to say something! 139 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,260 That's the way it is. 140 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:15,054 In life, if you want it, you can't have it. 141 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:18,140 If you don't want it, you get it. And that's that. 142 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:22,228 But not everything is lost. I still hope to find someone. 143 00:09:22,311 --> 00:09:26,899 If you want to help me, please dial 5540-3242. 144 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,276 That's enough! 145 00:09:34,031 --> 00:09:36,033 - Lovely speech. - Thank you. 146 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:37,951 Cheers! 147 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:41,956 It's ruined! The party is ruined. Ruined! 148 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:46,335 Don't worry. Just go to bed. We'll talk about it tomorrow. 149 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:50,006 It's all because of that fucking ugly Tamara. 150 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:57,054 Why didn't he want to marry me, Julia? 151 00:09:57,138 --> 00:10:00,808 Because he's an asshole, Ana. He did you a favor. 152 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:05,229 - Forget about him. - But he's so handsome. 153 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,107 You haven't seen him without a shirt. Really. 154 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:11,110 Please, we'll talk tomorrow. Please get in the car! 155 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:13,779 - What do I do? - Just let her go. 156 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:16,115 - Not that one, Ana! - Not that one! 157 00:10:16,198 --> 00:10:17,450 - What the fuck? - No! 158 00:10:17,533 --> 00:10:20,870 - Wait. What's up with you? - It's this one. 159 00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:24,999 - Should we give her some club soda? - We're not giving her anything. 160 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:28,753 - Why not? - Because you hate club soda! 161 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:32,381 - Honey, she might puke in the taxi. - She won't. You won't, right? 162 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:35,551 - What? - Hush, just watch your head. 163 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:38,095 - Why are you laughing at me? - He's not laughing. 164 00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:40,222 - I saw him! - No, he's not laughing. 165 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:41,641 I'm not laughing, Ana. 166 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:44,352 He's not laughing. No one is laughing at you. 167 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,480 - Settle down. - Don't worry. She's fine. 168 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:51,942 - I love him! - Yes, I know. 169 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:55,363 But you'll get over him. Watch your feet. 170 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,573 Honey, pull down her skirt. 171 00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:01,285 Watch your feet. Let me know when you get there. 172 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:05,122 - Are you sure she's okay? - Gabriel. 173 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,456 I don't know. 174 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,865 Gabriel! 175 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:53,128 Gabo? 176 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,091 Gabo! 177 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,691 Gabriel! 178 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:24,868 Surprise! 179 00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:27,787 Cheers! 180 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:30,958 What the fuck? 181 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:32,876 Ana... 182 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,127 what are you... 183 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,046 What are you doing? 184 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,924 I thought you were alone. It was a surprise. 185 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:41,927 Ana, wait! 186 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:44,305 I'll be right back. 187 00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:46,681 Gabriel? 188 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,144 What the hell is going on? 189 00:12:50,728 --> 00:12:51,854 Who's this? 190 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:56,400 - Remember Ingrid, from work? - Ana, Gabriel and I are engaged. 191 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:01,822 - What? - I never found the right time to tell you. 192 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,200 You're joking, right? 193 00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:07,244 I don't get it. We just broke up. 194 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,413 Honestly, your relationship was over. 195 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,707 - Shut up, fucking whore. - Ana! 196 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,044 Gabriel, my parents are waiting for us. 197 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:18,631 You said that she was your friend. 198 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:20,424 That she had bad breath. 199 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,593 - That she was annoying. - Listen. 200 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,262 We don't choose the person we fall in love with. 201 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:35,940 I'm going. 202 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,195 I'm leaving. 203 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:56,168 You said you weren't ready to get married. 204 00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:57,628 To you. 205 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:15,563 I hope you get run over outside the church. 206 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:43,859 GABRIEL ORDOÑEZ IS ENGAGED TO INGRID AVENDAÑO 207 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,088 - Hello. - Tamara? 208 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:05,380 What? 209 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:06,673 Hi. 210 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:07,841 What do you want? 211 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:10,886 I need you to send me the info about the workshop you took. 212 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,764 I thought you said it was pathetic. 213 00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:17,935 - It's not for me. It's for a friend. - Ana, I saw Gabriel's Facebook. 214 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,815 I shouldn't help you because of the way you treat me. 215 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,234 But I think you need it. 216 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:28,362 Call them. It will save you a lot of dates. 217 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,364 Tell them I referred you. 218 00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,866 I got along great with the teacher. 219 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:34,827 The school has good karma. 220 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,329 Did you get it? Ana? 221 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,331 ARE YOU TIRED OF GOING ON BAD DATES? 222 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,166 IS YOUR BIOLOGICAL CLOCK TICKING AWAY? 223 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:42,917 Ana? 224 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,002 Fuckin' Ana. 225 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:12,823 - Go ahead. - Thank you. 226 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,199 You're welcome. 227 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:17,786 Hi, princess! 228 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,289 Can I help you? 229 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,923 - Hi. - What's your name? 230 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,216 Ana Mendoza. 231 00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,599 Here's your welcome kit. 232 00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,897 HELLO! MY NAME IS: ANA. 233 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,147 Thanks. 234 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,568 Isn't this nerve-racking? 235 00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,199 Hi. I'm Ema. 236 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:57,492 Sandra. 237 00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,953 You look familiar. 238 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,665 Didn't I see you in the "Master your sexual self" workshop? 239 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,168 This is my first workshop. 240 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,587 Yeah, mine too. 241 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,845 Never jump into a lake if you're wasted. 242 00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:21,058 - Do you think we'll find a husband? - I hope so. 243 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,602 More than anything, I really hate wasting my time. 244 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:27,397 One of my friends took the course and married a millionaire in six months. 245 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,775 She doesn't have to pay rent anymore 246 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,736 or date creepy old dudes because she feels past her prime. 247 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:38,742 So, all of you are on a journey to find a man. 248 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,499 And what have you done to find him? 249 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,924 I signed up for a workshop to find a husband! 250 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,886 Well, my aunt paid for it. 251 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:02,349 Well, I downloaded Tinder... 252 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,602 and other apps, but no one takes you seriously. 253 00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:08,438 Maybe you're the ones who don't take yourselves seriously. 254 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,609 How many failed dates have you been on? 255 00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:18,490 How many times have you waited for that phone call that never came? 256 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,369 No need to answer. 257 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:23,786 I can imagine. 258 00:19:24,621 --> 00:19:26,290 We live in hard times. 259 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:31,211 Technology allows us to find a partner with one simple click. 260 00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:32,588 And with another... 261 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,590 we can get rid of them. 262 00:19:35,799 --> 00:19:39,303 Men have more options to choose from nowadays. 263 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,179 But... 264 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:42,931 so do we. 265 00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:46,059 My name is Lucila. 266 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:51,356 In this course you'll learn all the secrets for getting a husband. 267 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,364 Did I say something funny? 268 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,870 No. I think this workshop isn't right for me. 269 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,288 I'm leaving. 270 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,415 Fine. Leave. 271 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:15,005 Go back to your boring, miserable life while everyone around you gets married. 272 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,007 My life isn't boring. 273 00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:28,977 "Go back to your boring, miserable life." 274 00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,521 Your face is miserable. 275 00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:35,275 I can't answer because I'm planning my wedding! 276 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:36,735 Please leave your message. 277 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:40,572 You're too much, Tamara. Too fucking much! 278 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:45,327 That workshop was full of desperate women, and I'm not desperate. 279 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:48,664 Oh, shit. 280 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:59,049 I've got to go now. I'm running late and I have a lot to do. 281 00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:01,176 Why the bad mood? What's up? 282 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,180 You could've said you didn't want to help. 283 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,391 What would you have done? You have no money. 284 00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:10,769 Why are you being so mean to me? Why does everyone hate me? 285 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:12,354 Cut the drama. 286 00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:16,108 Why are you surprised? Your car's been messed up for months. 287 00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:19,403 Why would I pay to have it fixed 288 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:21,863 if I was about to get married? 289 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:25,784 - What does that have to do with it? - We wouldn't need two cars. 290 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:29,329 - I care about the environment. - That's your answer to everything? 291 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:32,499 - The environment? - Your life is stuck, Ana. 292 00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,711 Does life start when you find a husband? 293 00:21:36,211 --> 00:21:38,005 You know what? I don't need your help. 294 00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:47,180 Julia! 295 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,606 Can you get me an Uber? My phone's dead. 296 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,612 - I'm getting you a shared Uber. - Why? 297 00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:03,697 Just because. 298 00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:06,366 "Why don't you get your life in order?" 299 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:08,576 Bitch. 300 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:12,641 The first thing you need to do is get rid of that outfit. 301 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:14,184 But it's a designer suit! 302 00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:16,520 That suit screams, "I have no social life 303 00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:19,564 and I eat canned tuna at my desk every single day." 304 00:23:21,441 --> 00:23:23,860 You have to wear clothes that are casual but feminine. 305 00:23:24,444 --> 00:23:26,780 You're looking for a husband, not a job. 306 00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:28,990 You should be wearing dresses and skirts. 307 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:33,537 Not too loose but not too tight, so you don't show your flaws. 308 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:39,501 Wear solid colors, not prints. Remember that less is more. 309 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:40,961 USE FLATTERING CLOTHES 310 00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:42,838 You've been there for ten minutes. 311 00:23:42,921 --> 00:23:44,423 Who are you? What do you want? 312 00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:47,342 My name is Ana. I was here before. 313 00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:51,430 - You said my life was miserable. - Yes, of course. 314 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,140 I changed my mind. You're right. 315 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:57,102 Too late. Close the door behind you. 316 00:23:57,394 --> 00:23:59,896 Please! I'm begging you! I don't want to die single. 317 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,610 I guess I can always rise to a... 318 00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:07,779 challenge. 319 00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:11,616 Where was I? 320 00:24:12,033 --> 00:24:15,871 You said, “Wear solid colors, not prints. 321 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:19,749 Remember that less is more. You've been standing... "Oops. 322 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:26,173 Memorize this: men only notice looks. They can't help it. 323 00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:28,258 It's in their DNA. 324 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:31,178 So if you want their attention, 325 00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:34,264 you must improve your looks. 326 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:41,396 Shouldn't we be with someone who sees beyond appearances? 327 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:42,730 I don't know. 328 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,357 You tell me. 329 00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:48,153 How many men have been interested in your big heart? 330 00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:53,200 Like it or not, girls, these are the rules of the game. 331 00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:59,372 Use them and you'll be living it up for the rest of your life. 332 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:01,666 That's great! 333 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:08,381 Five thousand pesos? That's what my whole wardrobe is worth! 334 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,883 It's not that expensive. 335 00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:11,718 Think of it as an investment. 336 00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:15,430 In six months, you'll have a husband who'll pay that and more. 337 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:19,100 Great idea! Maybe I'll ask him to pick out my clothes for me. 338 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:20,560 Sure, why not? 339 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,692 Don't worry. I'm used to people staring at me. 340 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:29,194 I wasn't staring at you. 341 00:25:30,987 --> 00:25:32,739 Six months is perfect for me. 342 00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:36,910 I have a wedding dress on hold and I have only six payments left. 343 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,037 But you don't have a boyfriend yet. 344 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:43,959 I can't find anyone I like. But that dress was love at first sight. 345 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:48,296 - How are you doing? - Good. 346 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,925 Let's see, Ema. Try this on. 347 00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:56,388 Are you serious, Lola? 348 00:25:56,763 --> 00:25:57,763 What? 349 00:25:58,348 --> 00:25:59,348 Boxers? 350 00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,476 Lots of guys like them. 351 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,229 You must look feminine at all times. 352 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,481 Unless you're not looking for a man, of course. 353 00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:09,234 Ilse. 354 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:13,822 Men don't want a wife who looks like a stripper. 355 00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:15,448 - They don't? - No. 356 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:19,202 They want a wife so they can think about the stripper. 357 00:26:19,703 --> 00:26:20,704 What? 358 00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:23,540 They're men. Don't try to understand their logic. 359 00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:26,125 Good. 360 00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:28,962 Well done, Sandra. Much better! 361 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:36,636 This isn't going to work. This isn't me, Lucila. 362 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,055 You can be whoever you want, Ana. 363 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:40,264 Take this. 364 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,350 The new you is going to need that. 365 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:46,062 Make it quick, ladies. You still have to get your makeovers. 366 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:13,632 Julia! 367 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:16,718 - It's your sister. - Oh, no. What does she want now? 368 00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:20,597 Open up! I know you're in there! I can hear you! 369 00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:25,393 Julia! 370 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:28,438 What is it? 371 00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:42,744 No electricity? Why all the candles? 372 00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:47,540 Anita, you have a knack for showing up at the best time. 373 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:48,791 Thanks. 374 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:54,297 What's with the new look? 375 00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:57,592 And your face? 376 00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:01,721 I decided to try the workshop Tamara told me about. 377 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:05,141 - The workshop for desperate women? - Yes. 378 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:06,851 They're not desperate. 379 00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:10,814 Well, she is. I'm not. 380 00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:16,361 - Ana, why did you do that? - You told me to get my life together. 381 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,197 - That's not what I meant. - What did you mean then? 382 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:22,117 There are many ways to make your life meaningful. 383 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,036 - Buy a dog, like everyone else. - Yeah, a dog. 384 00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:28,873 You know I hate dogs. 385 00:28:33,420 --> 00:28:35,130 You went off the deep end. 386 00:28:35,630 --> 00:28:36,923 For you two... 387 00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:39,884 it's so easy to judge. 388 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,183 - Where are you going? - We'll talk later. 389 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:53,231 Your future husband is out there, and it's up to you to find him. 390 00:28:53,648 --> 00:28:55,483 Lucila, there's nothing. There's no one. 391 00:28:55,567 --> 00:29:01,156 Maybe you were too busy stalking your ex to find the time to go out. 392 00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:03,491 I'm not stalking him. He blocked me ages ago 393 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,118 on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram. 394 00:29:05,201 --> 00:29:07,620 You've made your point, Ana. Thank you. 395 00:29:08,037 --> 00:29:12,333 If you really want to meet someone, you have to leave your comfort zone. 396 00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:14,753 Change your routine. 397 00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:19,090 No more chaperoned dinners, Netflix nights, or cyber sex. 398 00:29:19,799 --> 00:29:23,678 - I told you that in private. - For privacy, find a priest, dear. 399 00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:29,309 Stop going to Pilates and find a class with more men. 400 00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:31,811 Or women, if you prefer. 401 00:29:32,395 --> 00:29:34,814 - Is she talking about me? - Join a gym. 402 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:37,984 Go out! There's a whole world of possibilities out there. 403 00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:43,323 Isn't that why we have internet? So we don't have to go out. 404 00:29:43,615 --> 00:29:45,450 And look how far it's got you. 405 00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:48,661 I'm not telling you to give up social media. 406 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:54,417 Instead, use every possible resource to maximize your opportunities. 407 00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:56,336 I got it! 408 00:29:56,419 --> 00:29:59,964 Before the next class, I want you all to go out on a date. 409 00:30:00,423 --> 00:30:02,258 - What? - In one week? 410 00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:04,302 - That's why I'm here! - Exactly! 411 00:30:04,385 --> 00:30:06,638 - We need more time. - What if we double date? 412 00:30:06,721 --> 00:30:08,223 Such a weirdo. 413 00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:16,231 The first thing you have to do is get his attention. 414 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:18,733 Usually, a smile is enough, 415 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:21,653 but I don't think that will be enough for you girls. 416 00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:03,778 The next step is to find a subtle way 417 00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:05,363 to break the ice. 418 00:31:05,446 --> 00:31:06,656 Hi! 419 00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:10,410 Do you know how to turn this on? 420 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:12,787 Yes. With the "on" button. 421 00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:29,761 Come on. 422 00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:35,602 If this doesn't work, take an object to start a conversation. 423 00:31:35,685 --> 00:31:37,353 Or see if he has something. 424 00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:38,437 Everyone dies. 425 00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:40,523 - What? - Your book. 426 00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:43,318 - Is it good? - Yes. I'm on page 20. 427 00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:46,154 - It's great. I recommend it. - Ready? 428 00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:48,698 Yes. 429 00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:04,547 Whatever happens, keep trying. 430 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,300 You're not getting any younger. 431 00:32:20,021 --> 00:32:21,731 Stop retreating and attack! 432 00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:23,566 Keep your guard up! 433 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:26,277 Is that all you've got? Come on, soldier, go! 434 00:32:29,572 --> 00:32:31,991 Sorry! Are you OK? 435 00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:40,708 Blow him off. He's an asshole. 436 00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:42,167 Thanks. 437 00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:45,254 If you played your cards right and you want to see him again... 438 00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:48,508 Hey? ...you have to find a way to make him 439 00:32:48,591 --> 00:32:51,010 - come back to you. - Could you give me some classes? 440 00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:54,222 Yeah, sure. 441 00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,895 I'm not really into working out. 442 00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:05,441 I signed up for a spinning class, but I dropped out in two days. 443 00:33:06,109 --> 00:33:07,443 And... 444 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:12,699 when I was little, I really liked ballet, but the teacher was a bitch. 445 00:33:13,032 --> 00:33:16,786 One day, all the girls ran up to the bar saying, "Me first..." 446 00:33:16,869 --> 00:33:19,747 Ana, we don't want your whole life story, 447 00:33:20,081 --> 00:33:21,081 and neither does he. 448 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:26,129 - Yeah, that's boring. - Just answer what they're asking. 449 00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:30,008 Don't open up too much until you really know each other. 450 00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:35,013 But... what if we have a special connection with someone, 451 00:33:35,096 --> 00:33:38,599 and he tells us things he's never told anyone before? 452 00:33:39,308 --> 00:33:40,308 Ema, 453 00:33:40,810 --> 00:33:43,855 that's the oldest trick in the book. 454 00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:49,152 Men will set all sorts of traps to discover your flaws. 455 00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:53,197 - Don't fall for it. - They'll find out eventually, won't they? 456 00:33:53,573 --> 00:33:56,075 - Yes. - Isn't it better to be up front? 457 00:33:56,159 --> 00:33:58,077 Information is power, girls. 458 00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:02,707 Show only your good side. Besides, they'll do the same. 459 00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:04,499 Ema. 460 00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:10,882 "Hey, Ana, I had a phenomenal time. 461 00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:14,510 What if we go back to my place?" 462 00:34:14,677 --> 00:34:16,679 - Yes! - Sexy! 463 00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:19,348 First of all, who says phenomenal? 464 00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:20,975 Answer the question, Ana. 465 00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:26,188 No. 466 00:34:29,275 --> 00:34:30,485 No. 467 00:34:32,862 --> 00:34:33,862 No! 468 00:34:35,364 --> 00:34:36,783 - Yes? - No! 469 00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:38,326 That's what I said! No! 470 00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:41,996 Not if you want to keep him interested! Listen, girls. 471 00:34:42,955 --> 00:34:45,583 You won't gain anything by having sex on the first date. 472 00:34:46,459 --> 00:34:50,630 Except for some pleasure, but that's what vibrators are for. 473 00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:53,299 - There are some really good ones. - Lucila, but... 474 00:34:53,382 --> 00:34:54,801 No exceptions. 475 00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:56,719 What about a hand job? 476 00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:58,220 Does that count? 477 00:34:58,971 --> 00:34:59,971 Lola. 478 00:35:00,389 --> 00:35:01,849 You haven't understood a thing. 479 00:35:02,558 --> 00:35:05,603 Am I imagining things, or does Lucila think I'm gay? 480 00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:08,147 - You're not? - Of course not! 481 00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,231 Okay. 482 00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:13,903 - Do you think she's married? - I heard she's been divorced seven times. 483 00:35:13,986 --> 00:35:16,114 Twice from the same guy. Some rich banker. 484 00:35:17,031 --> 00:35:18,031 Maybe he's single? 485 00:35:18,699 --> 00:35:21,119 I just hope her methods work. 486 00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:22,912 So do I. I don't get it. 487 00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:25,790 I go out drinking with a guy. We party hard. 488 00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:27,959 We have an amazing time. 489 00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:31,462 Then without warning, the next day, poof! He disappears. 490 00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:33,381 Not even breakfast. 491 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:34,881 I totally get that. 492 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:39,053 I know you think I'm perfect, that there's no way I'm single, 493 00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:42,140 but it's been rough for me as well. 494 00:35:42,598 --> 00:35:46,519 I know. I wasted my best years with a good-for-nothing. 495 00:35:46,936 --> 00:35:49,355 We got divorced because he said I worked too much. 496 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:54,110 What's with Ana? 497 00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:56,612 Come on, Ana! We don't bite. 498 00:35:58,197 --> 00:36:03,703 I just want someone handsome, romantic, and sensitive. 499 00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:06,414 Basically, someone who doesn't exist. 500 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:09,625 As long as he's not a psycho. 501 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:12,128 - Exactly! - Oh, no! 502 00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:29,979 Hey, you didn't tell me the show was yours. Well done! 503 00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:33,357 I'm more self-centered than I look. 504 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:37,153 So, what do you think? 505 00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:41,991 Were the polka dots and sprinkles your idea? 506 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:44,452 Yes. 507 00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:48,456 You have a great eye. That was my original idea. 508 00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:53,294 The juxtaposition of colors and shapes are suggestive. 509 00:36:53,544 --> 00:36:57,506 - It makes you... - Crave the donut. 510 00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:01,676 Wow. 511 00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:03,679 Exactly. 512 00:37:05,431 --> 00:37:06,431 Wow. 513 00:37:10,144 --> 00:37:13,397 So, how can a girl like you still be single? 514 00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:15,566 A girl like me? 515 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:20,029 Yes. You're pretty, nice. 516 00:37:20,363 --> 00:37:23,449 You're terrible at boxing, but you can hold your own. 517 00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:29,497 Did you have a bad time with an ex? What's your secret? 518 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:35,419 What if we talk about it once we know each other better? 519 00:37:37,463 --> 00:37:40,258 If you don't tell me, I'll imagine the worst. 520 00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:46,763 All right, fine. 521 00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:50,518 We broke up 'cause he wasn't ready for marriage. 522 00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:52,853 And six months later, I found out he was engaged. 523 00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:55,648 - To a co-worker. - No! 524 00:37:55,815 --> 00:37:58,985 - What? Really? - Yes, a real piece of work. 525 00:37:59,151 --> 00:38:01,195 - Wow. - But you're not like that, right? 526 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:04,615 What? Me? No. Not at all. 527 00:38:29,056 --> 00:38:29,890 Hello. 528 00:38:30,057 --> 00:38:32,977 Ana, tell me everything. I want all the details. 529 00:38:33,060 --> 00:38:34,060 Who's this? 530 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:35,520 Ema. 531 00:38:35,771 --> 00:38:38,149 - Who? - Ema, from the workshop. 532 00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:40,860 What's up? 533 00:38:41,193 --> 00:38:44,864 - Can we talk later? I'm busy. - Hello there! 534 00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,450 All the girls are here on the line. 535 00:38:47,616 --> 00:38:49,535 There's not much to tell. His name is... 536 00:38:49,618 --> 00:38:50,619 My night was a mess. 537 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,205 We went to watch the game with his friends. 538 00:38:53,289 --> 00:38:55,249 Finally, when we were alone, 539 00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:57,209 he asked me to... 540 00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:00,463 - He asked me to sit on his face. - I'm jealous! 541 00:39:00,546 --> 00:39:01,422 Yummy! 542 00:39:01,505 --> 00:39:04,133 My date brought me to an incredible place. 543 00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:06,260 This guy is seriously hot. 544 00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:11,015 At first things were great. He's a lawyer, good looking. 545 00:39:11,098 --> 00:39:15,186 But the asshole spent the night on his phone, supposedly working. 546 00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:18,773 - Sounds like someone I know, Sandra. - What? I'm not like that. 547 00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:20,649 - Yes, you are. - Just a little bit. 548 00:39:20,733 --> 00:39:24,278 We ended up having a party at my place. I feel lucky tonight! 549 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:27,615 - Wait, here he comes. - Lola, can we borrow your room? 550 00:39:27,698 --> 00:39:28,866 What? 551 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:30,868 Lola? 552 00:39:30,951 --> 00:39:34,622 I think I should go now. I can barely keep my eyes open. 553 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:37,333 - Why are you whispering? - I'm not whispering! 554 00:39:37,416 --> 00:39:39,251 Are you still with the photographer? 555 00:39:40,002 --> 00:39:42,421 If I had said no, he would have found someone hotter. 556 00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:44,590 Don't worry. Lucila exaggerates. 557 00:39:44,673 --> 00:39:46,842 - For sure he'll call you again. - He will, right? 558 00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:48,802 Yes. 559 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:51,138 - Bye! - Sleep tight. 560 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:54,641 Yes. For sure. 561 00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:12,243 - Hi, I'm Max. - Hello. 562 00:40:13,452 --> 00:40:16,747 - I'm Ana. - Wow, you look just like my ex. 563 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:20,918 Sorry, these are for you. 564 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,046 - My favorite. - Sweet. 565 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,011 Her name is Monica. 566 00:40:31,345 --> 00:40:32,972 She's dating someone else now. 567 00:40:33,055 --> 00:40:36,225 What if we skip dinner and watch a movie at my place? 568 00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:39,478 - I live around the corner. - Thanks, but I'd rather not. 569 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,648 - Why? Are you a screamer? - What? 570 00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:44,232 Do you want to share? 571 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:47,653 The portions are small. We can try lots of things. 572 00:40:48,404 --> 00:40:49,404 All right. 573 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:50,990 How about octopus ceviche? 574 00:40:51,073 --> 00:40:53,200 How about something without tentacles? 575 00:40:54,994 --> 00:40:55,994 Sure. 576 00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:59,790 How about a pizza with anchovies? Or mushrooms? 577 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:04,795 Why don't we order separately? 578 00:41:10,426 --> 00:41:13,220 Tell me. Why did you break up with your ex? 579 00:41:13,304 --> 00:41:16,682 He wasn't a good person, but I learned a lot from him. 580 00:41:17,516 --> 00:41:18,642 Excuse me. 581 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:22,062 - Is that work? - No. 582 00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:23,605 My wife. 583 00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:25,483 You're married? 584 00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:27,359 You don't mind, do you? 585 00:41:29,361 --> 00:41:30,361 Thank you. 586 00:41:30,988 --> 00:41:31,989 See you. 587 00:41:32,072 --> 00:41:33,282 Wait. 588 00:41:34,366 --> 00:41:36,577 We had a nice dinner. I drove you home. 589 00:41:38,412 --> 00:41:40,956 Gross! No! 590 00:41:42,249 --> 00:41:43,292 I love you! 591 00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:06,232 Can I see your ID? 592 00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:09,860 - Are you joking? - Sorry, store policy. 593 00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:13,697 I don't have it on me. I left it at home. 594 00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:18,410 So, go home, get your ID, and come back later. 595 00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:19,494 What? 596 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:20,537 No. 597 00:42:20,746 --> 00:42:23,332 Do you know how long ago I stopped being underage? 598 00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:26,043 It's a rhetorical question. 599 00:42:27,002 --> 00:42:29,880 Sorry, I can't sell you beer without an ID. 600 00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:31,966 It's beer, not meth. 601 00:42:52,444 --> 00:42:55,656 Can you buy me some beer? The clerk won't sell me any. 602 00:42:56,073 --> 00:42:57,074 I don't know. 603 00:42:57,533 --> 00:43:00,703 I don't want to get in trouble. How do I know you're old enough? 604 00:43:01,078 --> 00:43:02,078 What? 605 00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:06,332 Okay. 606 00:43:14,883 --> 00:43:17,136 - Good evening. - Good evening. 607 00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:20,389 - Did you find everything? - I did. 608 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:23,350 What about his ID? 609 00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:26,770 That'll be 96 pesos, sir. 610 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:37,698 Thank you. 611 00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:39,783 - Your receipt. - Keep it. 612 00:43:43,245 --> 00:43:44,997 - Well, bye. - Bye. 613 00:43:55,174 --> 00:43:56,174 Hey! 614 00:44:01,388 --> 00:44:02,388 Thank you. 615 00:44:03,223 --> 00:44:04,223 You're welcome. 616 00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:05,768 What's your name? 617 00:44:06,226 --> 00:44:07,853 Diego. What's yours? 618 00:44:08,854 --> 00:44:09,854 Ana. 619 00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:12,065 "Ana? 620 00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:16,904 - You look great." - "Thank you. 621 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:19,406 You look great too." 622 00:44:21,742 --> 00:44:25,412 "Do you want to kiss me? Just kidding." 623 00:44:31,126 --> 00:44:32,378 Okay. Just like that. 624 00:44:39,385 --> 00:44:40,385 Diego. 625 00:44:41,011 --> 00:44:41,887 Ana! 626 00:44:41,970 --> 00:44:43,013 - Hi. - Hi, 627 00:44:43,597 --> 00:44:45,099 - how are you? - Fine. 628 00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:54,066 - I have the tickets. Shall we go in? - Okay. 629 00:44:56,026 --> 00:44:58,028 Did you bring your ID? 630 00:44:59,613 --> 00:45:01,615 I wouldn't like it if you couldn't get in. 631 00:45:34,648 --> 00:45:35,648 Want some? 632 00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:39,945 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 633 00:45:46,118 --> 00:45:47,911 - Did you like the movie? - Yes. 634 00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:50,539 I don't know why I'd never seen it before. 635 00:45:50,956 --> 00:45:53,083 Maybe when you went to see it, you fell asleep. 636 00:45:55,043 --> 00:45:56,170 No! Why? 637 00:45:57,379 --> 00:45:58,672 No reason. 638 00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:01,175 No way. I never fall asleep at the movies. 639 00:46:01,675 --> 00:46:04,386 - Never. - Well, that's good to know. 640 00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:11,268 Are masago the little jelly-like balls? 641 00:46:11,351 --> 00:46:12,436 Yes. 642 00:46:13,896 --> 00:46:16,815 - Do you know what you're having? - There are too many choices. 643 00:46:17,608 --> 00:46:20,194 - I recommend the omakaze. - Oma... what? 644 00:46:20,277 --> 00:46:23,614 The chef makes a special dish with the catch of the day. 645 00:46:23,864 --> 00:46:26,116 It's great if you like to try everything. 646 00:46:26,533 --> 00:46:27,533 Sounds good. 647 00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:30,412 Two omakazes, please. 648 00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:32,581 Well then, cheers. 649 00:46:33,582 --> 00:46:35,042 Tell me about yourself. 650 00:46:37,085 --> 00:46:41,089 - What do you do? - I work in a digital media firm. 651 00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:45,052 Our company handles corporate social media and creates content. 652 00:46:45,135 --> 00:46:48,096 - How long have you been there? - Four years. No, five. 653 00:46:49,097 --> 00:46:51,099 I thought it would be temporary. 654 00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:54,311 - But I stayed. - That happens. 655 00:46:54,686 --> 00:46:58,106 I spent eight years at a firm and the time flew by. 656 00:46:58,482 --> 00:47:01,360 - Are you a lawyer? Architect. - Architect. 657 00:47:04,863 --> 00:47:05,864 Thank you. 658 00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:11,119 This is called ankimo. 659 00:47:11,703 --> 00:47:15,624 Thank you. It's a kind of foie gras made from fish liver. 660 00:47:15,999 --> 00:47:17,835 - Wow! Yeah. - You'll love it. 661 00:47:24,341 --> 00:47:25,342 Delicious. 662 00:47:38,564 --> 00:47:39,606 Did you like it? 663 00:47:44,361 --> 00:47:46,363 - It's really good. - I told you. 664 00:47:56,081 --> 00:47:57,291 Thank you very much. 665 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,127 I can tell everyone I tried ankimo. 666 00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:02,880 That's a bold statement. 667 00:48:26,194 --> 00:48:27,779 I think we have company. 668 00:48:31,241 --> 00:48:34,661 It's my neighbor. She's really nosy. I hate her. 669 00:48:36,371 --> 00:48:38,916 Should we go in or keep entertaining her? 670 00:48:44,630 --> 00:48:45,630 Yes. 671 00:48:52,054 --> 00:48:53,180 You know what? 672 00:48:53,805 --> 00:48:55,682 I just remembered I have to work tomorrow. 673 00:48:56,475 --> 00:48:57,475 Super early. 674 00:48:58,060 --> 00:48:59,353 Really? 675 00:49:00,270 --> 00:49:03,523 I have an early meeting tomorrow too. Maybe some other time? 676 00:49:04,149 --> 00:49:05,567 All right. Are you sure? 677 00:49:05,651 --> 00:49:07,194 - I'm sure. - All right. 678 00:49:07,694 --> 00:49:08,694 Okay. 679 00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:10,030 Bye. 680 00:49:10,113 --> 00:49:11,113 Bye. 681 00:49:14,409 --> 00:49:16,161 Okay. Everything's fine. 682 00:49:16,703 --> 00:49:18,622 It's fine. You did well, Ana. 683 00:49:19,665 --> 00:49:20,665 HI! ANA HERE 684 00:49:20,707 --> 00:49:22,626 - So? - We had our first kiss. 685 00:49:22,709 --> 00:49:24,127 - French kiss? - No. 686 00:49:24,211 --> 00:49:26,254 - Then it's not a real kiss. - Good. 687 00:49:26,338 --> 00:49:27,422 Good. 688 00:49:28,256 --> 00:49:29,257 Well done, Ema. 689 00:49:30,092 --> 00:49:32,094 I must admit I had no faith in you. 690 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:34,012 But you've surprised me. 691 00:49:34,554 --> 00:49:36,431 - Thanks? - I'd also planned a fourth date. 692 00:49:36,723 --> 00:49:39,518 But Álvaro had to leave town, so we postponed it. 693 00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:42,354 - Didn't he leave three weeks ago? - Yes. 694 00:49:42,688 --> 00:49:44,606 - That's strange. - He's a businessman. 695 00:49:44,773 --> 00:49:46,358 I don't know. 696 00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:49,152 I wanted someone romantic and sensitive, 697 00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:53,031 but Tonatiuh is a bit rough and he curses. And he doesn't like cats. 698 00:49:53,115 --> 00:49:54,282 Maybe he's allergic? 699 00:49:54,574 --> 00:49:56,493 I SAW A JAPANESE PLACE AND THOUGHT OF YOU. 700 00:49:56,576 --> 00:49:59,454 Lower your expectations, girls. There are no perfect men. 701 00:49:59,746 --> 00:50:02,207 Only women who can't shape them. 702 00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:05,752 I'm not so sure. How do you shape a guy who's married? 703 00:50:06,086 --> 00:50:07,254 That's terrible! 704 00:50:07,921 --> 00:50:09,923 All men are pigs. 705 00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:11,883 - Not all of them. - What about you, Ana? 706 00:50:12,467 --> 00:50:14,052 Have you heard from him? 707 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:17,597 At first, I thought his phone was broken, because... 708 00:50:18,223 --> 00:50:19,266 Just because. 709 00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:23,061 But I just saw the idiot logged on to WhatsApp. 710 00:50:23,145 --> 00:50:25,313 - What? - How long since you heard from him? 711 00:50:25,647 --> 00:50:27,774 Two weeks. I don't get it. He liked my posts. 712 00:50:27,858 --> 00:50:28,859 Typical. 713 00:50:29,401 --> 00:50:30,485 What if I call him? 714 00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:35,157 - If he's interested, he'll find you. - Come on! Just a five-minute call! 715 00:50:36,908 --> 00:50:39,745 - A Facebook message? - There are plenty of fish in the sea. 716 00:50:40,370 --> 00:50:43,957 Go out! Meet new people. The same goes for all of you. 717 00:50:46,585 --> 00:50:47,585 Is that him? 718 00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:50,088 PORN STAR REPORTS THREATS 719 00:50:50,172 --> 00:50:53,050 - Shitty cellphone news! - I hate it. 720 00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,177 No. 721 00:50:56,136 --> 00:50:57,179 Gross. 722 00:51:00,223 --> 00:51:01,223 Gross. 723 00:51:02,642 --> 00:51:03,810 No. 724 00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:18,033 IT'S A MATCH! 725 00:51:18,992 --> 00:51:19,992 You look good. 726 00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:23,789 Although you look much better in your profile pic. 727 00:51:23,872 --> 00:51:26,291 Thanks. It took me a long time to photoshop it. 728 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:27,667 I can imagine. 729 00:51:29,127 --> 00:51:30,127 How about a drink? 730 00:51:31,004 --> 00:51:33,924 - Hilario here makes a killer michelada. - Hello. 731 00:51:35,258 --> 00:51:37,469 - What are you having? - A michelada. 732 00:51:37,636 --> 00:51:40,305 - And you? - Some pulque, Hilario, please. 733 00:51:40,806 --> 00:51:41,848 That'll be 100 pesos. 734 00:51:45,018 --> 00:51:47,521 Oops, I forgot my wallet. 735 00:51:48,605 --> 00:51:51,775 Can you take care of this round, and I'll pay for the next one? 736 00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:00,867 - I'll be right back. - Thanks. 737 00:52:02,452 --> 00:52:04,162 Your profile says you're a musician. 738 00:52:04,246 --> 00:52:06,248 Yeah, I'm gonna record an album. 739 00:52:06,331 --> 00:52:09,543 We've got the studio lined up and we're getting the money together. 740 00:52:09,626 --> 00:52:11,294 - Hello. - Hi, Ana! 741 00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:13,713 - Diego? - I hope you don't hate me. 742 00:52:14,089 --> 00:52:17,342 The truth is I've had a lot of work. How are you doing? 743 00:52:17,717 --> 00:52:18,844 Good, all good. 744 00:52:19,636 --> 00:52:20,470 What's up? 745 00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:21,596 Are you busy right now? 746 00:52:21,888 --> 00:52:23,265 No, I'm not busy. 747 00:52:23,348 --> 00:52:24,558 When can we get together? 748 00:52:25,433 --> 00:52:29,855 This week is a little complicated, but maybe I can make it on Saturday. 749 00:52:30,313 --> 00:52:32,357 - Saturday's perfect. Let me know. - Deal. 750 00:52:34,568 --> 00:52:35,694 Well, bye. 751 00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:51,668 - Do you like the place? - Yes. 752 00:52:52,127 --> 00:52:53,128 I love it. 753 00:52:55,213 --> 00:52:58,425 This place has fantastic homemade cheese. 754 00:52:59,342 --> 00:53:01,761 I like how excited you get when you talk about food. 755 00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:03,680 Really? I can also be a little annoying. 756 00:53:03,763 --> 00:53:04,806 - Really? - Yes. 757 00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:08,310 That place has a Pad Thai to die for. 758 00:53:09,227 --> 00:53:11,104 What's in it? Shrimp? 759 00:53:11,855 --> 00:53:12,855 What? 760 00:53:13,064 --> 00:53:15,025 - You've never had Pad Thai? - No. 761 00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:17,819 Can I order you one? You won't be sorry. 762 00:53:20,447 --> 00:53:21,447 A little less. 763 00:53:23,116 --> 00:53:25,660 Less. Less than that. 764 00:53:25,744 --> 00:53:27,621 Less. 765 00:53:44,512 --> 00:53:45,555 Do you like it? 766 00:53:48,016 --> 00:53:49,643 - A lot. - Really? 767 00:53:50,435 --> 00:53:51,811 It doesn't look like it. 768 00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:57,442 - Ana, you don't have to eat it. - But I want to. 769 00:53:57,525 --> 00:53:58,944 You really don't have to. 770 00:53:59,861 --> 00:54:03,073 I have a better idea. Let's eat something you like. 771 00:54:03,823 --> 00:54:05,784 Would you mind if we start with dessert? 772 00:54:05,867 --> 00:54:06,952 Not at all. 773 00:54:11,915 --> 00:54:12,915 What about mangoes? 774 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:14,751 Too stringy. 775 00:54:15,877 --> 00:54:16,962 Strawberries? 776 00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:19,172 Only if it's jam. 777 00:54:19,506 --> 00:54:21,049 Obviously no seafood. 778 00:54:21,758 --> 00:54:22,758 Why obviously? 779 00:54:23,009 --> 00:54:25,595 - I can tell. - It smells too much like the ocean. 780 00:54:25,679 --> 00:54:27,639 - But it's not obvious. - I told you so. 781 00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:30,141 I really like chocolate ice cream. 782 00:54:30,225 --> 00:54:32,435 I'll have a serious talk with your parents. 783 00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:34,187 Whenever you want. 784 00:54:34,562 --> 00:54:36,231 Are they still together? 785 00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:38,441 Thirty-five years. 786 00:54:39,067 --> 00:54:41,695 They just celebrated their anniversary. I have pictures. 787 00:54:43,029 --> 00:54:44,114 Let's see them. 788 00:54:48,576 --> 00:54:49,953 I think I deleted them. 789 00:54:50,912 --> 00:54:54,374 - What about your parents? - Divorced. My sister and I were little. 790 00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:58,586 - And you stayed with...? - My mom. My dad moved away. 791 00:54:58,962 --> 00:55:00,255 He had another son... 792 00:55:00,964 --> 00:55:02,048 and named him Diego. 793 00:55:02,841 --> 00:55:04,718 - No way. - Way. 794 00:55:07,929 --> 00:55:09,055 Holy shit. 795 00:55:11,391 --> 00:55:12,391 Do you look alike? 796 00:55:13,643 --> 00:55:15,895 Yes, but I got the good genes. 797 00:55:17,022 --> 00:55:18,732 - Really? - Really. 798 00:56:41,272 --> 00:56:42,273 What happened? 799 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:45,193 - What happened? - What happened? 800 00:56:47,278 --> 00:56:48,279 Hi. 801 00:56:48,446 --> 00:56:50,240 - Morning. - Good morning. 802 00:56:55,495 --> 00:56:57,705 - I have to go to work. - What? 803 00:56:57,914 --> 00:56:59,666 No, I don't want you to go. 804 00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:03,169 - Is this your way of trapping me? - No. 805 00:57:03,336 --> 00:57:05,338 - No? - This is. 806 00:57:09,008 --> 00:57:10,008 I have to go. 807 00:57:11,594 --> 00:57:12,762 I really have to go. 808 00:57:22,272 --> 00:57:24,482 - Good luck with your meeting. - Thank you. 809 00:57:28,236 --> 00:57:29,612 Don't say hi to her. 810 00:57:30,864 --> 00:57:32,490 - Dinner at my place? - Yes. 811 00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:34,492 See you there. 812 00:57:39,414 --> 00:57:40,707 I'm crazy about you. 813 00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:43,585 - Goodbye. - Bye. 814 00:57:52,135 --> 00:57:54,095 - Let me see it. - Look at it. It's beautiful! 815 00:57:54,179 --> 00:57:55,763 - It's beautiful! - Can I try it on? 816 00:57:55,847 --> 00:57:56,847 No. 817 00:57:56,890 --> 00:57:59,517 - My mom says I shouldn't. - Your mom won't let you? 818 00:57:59,601 --> 00:58:02,020 - Isn't it a bit big? - I don't know. 819 00:58:02,103 --> 00:58:03,104 What's going on? 820 00:58:04,564 --> 00:58:07,275 - Tonatiuh gave me a ring. - Because she gave her ring to him. 821 00:58:08,443 --> 00:58:12,405 On our way back from the beach, he took out a cute little box, 822 00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,616 and asked me to marry him! 823 00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:16,451 Isn't it amazing, Ana? 824 00:58:16,534 --> 00:58:19,454 Who would have thought I'd be the first one! 825 00:58:20,538 --> 00:58:22,332 Ana, are you all right? 826 00:58:22,665 --> 00:58:23,665 Yes, why? 827 00:58:24,375 --> 00:58:25,919 Your face looks weird. 828 00:58:27,212 --> 00:58:29,881 No. Why? I'm smiling. This is my happy face. 829 00:58:34,219 --> 00:58:35,219 Ana! 830 00:58:35,678 --> 00:58:36,678 What? 831 00:58:37,180 --> 00:58:38,180 Yes. 832 00:58:40,183 --> 00:58:41,183 Sorry, 833 00:58:41,768 --> 00:58:43,645 am I the only one amazed by Ema's news? 834 00:58:43,728 --> 00:58:46,564 - No. I am, too. - You mean her engagement? 835 00:58:46,731 --> 00:58:49,817 Yes. I don't want to be mean. I like her and all, 836 00:58:49,901 --> 00:58:51,986 but she's not the smartest or the prettiest. 837 00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:56,282 - How did she get a ring so fast? - I'm not taking it personal. 838 00:58:56,366 --> 00:58:57,784 It was beginner's luck. 839 00:58:57,867 --> 00:59:01,287 I don't think it was luck. The ring looks super fake. 840 00:59:01,663 --> 00:59:05,500 - Wasn't it too much? - Don't despair, girls. 841 00:59:05,917 --> 00:59:09,754 Each case is different. You'll get your ring too. 842 00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:14,884 - First, find out if he wants marriage. - Men don't like that topic. 843 00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:17,554 That's why you'll have to find out without them noticing. 844 00:59:17,804 --> 00:59:21,099 - But how? - Make up an event. 845 00:59:21,599 --> 00:59:25,853 Something to help you figure out exactly where you stand. 846 00:59:26,604 --> 00:59:27,605 For instance: 847 00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:30,984 "I was offered a job abroad." 848 00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:35,280 "My best friend is about to get married." 849 00:59:36,656 --> 00:59:39,492 "My lease is about to expire." 850 00:59:40,285 --> 00:59:41,285 That's crazy. 851 00:59:41,494 --> 00:59:45,039 My lease is about to expire too. What a coincidence! 852 00:59:45,123 --> 00:59:48,876 Once you've put the idea in his head, 853 00:59:49,377 --> 00:59:53,631 you'll create the perfect moment for him to give you a ring. 854 00:59:54,090 --> 00:59:57,385 - A trip is always the best option. - Or you can always get pregnant. 855 00:59:57,468 --> 00:59:58,803 Oh, no. No way! 856 01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:02,890 - And if he doesn't want to get married? - Keep looking. 857 01:00:03,349 --> 01:00:06,978 It's better to lose three months than to spend a lifetime waiting. 858 01:00:07,562 --> 01:00:09,480 - That's right. - How nerve-racking. 859 01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:25,913 This way. 860 01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:33,296 What a beautiful view! 861 01:00:35,923 --> 01:00:37,050 Look here, babe! 862 01:00:38,134 --> 01:00:39,886 My favorite! 863 01:00:41,971 --> 01:00:44,682 Your plan is to never leave the room, right? 864 01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:52,357 I'm going to take a shower. I'm all sweaty. 865 01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:36,359 - Hi. - I forgot my bag. 866 01:01:47,995 --> 01:01:50,790 SEND A PICTURE AS SOON AS YOU GET THERE. LET US KNOW. 867 01:01:50,873 --> 01:01:55,086 I THINK SOMEONE'S GONNA GET MARRIED! 868 01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:59,799 As you can see, this wine is light and easy to drink. 869 01:02:00,925 --> 01:02:04,387 It's very crisp, with some citric undertones. 870 01:02:09,684 --> 01:02:10,685 Tasty. 871 01:02:10,768 --> 01:02:13,187 It needs to breathe more, but I like it. 872 01:02:14,021 --> 01:02:16,524 I don't taste the citrus. It tastes more like... 873 01:02:17,316 --> 01:02:18,316 Apples. 874 01:02:21,404 --> 01:02:23,448 Why did you become such a wine expert? 875 01:02:24,282 --> 01:02:26,325 Obviously, to impress a girl. 876 01:02:27,869 --> 01:02:31,664 - An ex-girlfriend? - A girl who loved wine. 877 01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:34,208 I took a class to get closer to her. 878 01:02:35,668 --> 01:02:36,668 And then? 879 01:02:37,336 --> 01:02:40,339 It turned out she wanted to impress someone else. 880 01:02:44,343 --> 01:02:46,012 - Was she pretty? - Yes. 881 01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:49,432 - Not as much as you. - Yeah, right. 882 01:02:50,641 --> 01:02:52,477 So, who dumped who? 883 01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:55,396 Let's say it was mutual. 884 01:02:56,522 --> 01:02:57,522 You got dumped. 885 01:02:59,317 --> 01:03:00,485 What happened next? 886 01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:03,279 She went on a trip to find herself. 887 01:03:04,864 --> 01:03:05,864 And then? 888 01:03:06,908 --> 01:03:09,035 During her spiritual quest, 889 01:03:09,452 --> 01:03:11,287 the tour guide got her pregnant. 890 01:03:12,121 --> 01:03:13,664 - No! - Yes. 891 01:03:13,790 --> 01:03:15,792 - Wow! - Wow. 892 01:03:16,125 --> 01:03:18,294 Why did you break up with your boyfriend? 893 01:03:21,088 --> 01:03:23,341 Well, we wanted different things. 894 01:03:24,300 --> 01:03:26,511 He wanted to date his co-worker and I didn't. 895 01:03:31,224 --> 01:03:33,643 Well, I'm very glad it didn't work out. 896 01:03:35,019 --> 01:03:36,103 So am I. 897 01:03:46,239 --> 01:03:47,865 Hold on a second. 898 01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:03,422 I'm getting sort of hungry. 899 01:04:04,966 --> 01:04:06,217 - Aren't you? - Right. 900 01:04:07,593 --> 01:04:08,719 Shall we get some food? 901 01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:11,055 - Let's go. - Sure. 902 01:04:31,826 --> 01:04:35,037 I'd love to stay, but I want to beat the traffic. 903 01:04:35,997 --> 01:04:37,415 Yeah, me too. 904 01:04:42,670 --> 01:04:44,422 MESSAGE FROM EMA "BACHELORETTES" 905 01:04:44,797 --> 01:04:47,133 HOW DID IT GO? CAN WE START CELEBRATING? 906 01:04:49,051 --> 01:04:50,761 WEDDING! WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? 907 01:04:54,056 --> 01:04:55,056 I need the bathroom. 908 01:05:29,842 --> 01:05:31,010 We need to talk. 909 01:05:31,344 --> 01:05:33,679 Sure. I'll just take this down. 910 01:05:34,388 --> 01:05:35,723 I'm pregnant. 911 01:05:45,066 --> 01:05:46,108 Are you sure? 912 01:05:47,652 --> 01:05:48,652 Yes. 913 01:05:58,663 --> 01:05:59,914 I can't believe it! 914 01:06:08,464 --> 01:06:10,383 No wonder you look a little chubbier. 915 01:06:21,143 --> 01:06:22,143 Wait. 916 01:06:26,399 --> 01:06:28,401 It's not what I had in mind, but... 917 01:06:32,363 --> 01:06:33,781 Will you marry me? 918 01:06:34,907 --> 01:06:35,908 Yes. 919 01:06:36,867 --> 01:06:38,077 - Yes? - Yes! 920 01:06:46,919 --> 01:06:48,129 I'm going to be a dad. 921 01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:02,727 Cheers! 922 01:07:02,810 --> 01:07:05,271 To Ana and the brave man she managed to reel in. 923 01:07:05,354 --> 01:07:07,356 - Congratulations! - To the brave man! 924 01:07:10,609 --> 01:07:14,321 Ana, when I found out, I felt like crying. 925 01:07:14,822 --> 01:07:18,242 - You felt the same for me, right? - Exactly the same. 926 01:07:19,285 --> 01:07:23,164 You know what we should do? A double wedding! 927 01:07:23,581 --> 01:07:27,251 Picture it. We walk in from different corners. 928 01:07:27,334 --> 01:07:29,962 Celine Dion is playing, rose petals everywhere. 929 01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:32,423 If I were you, I wouldn't miss that chance. 930 01:07:33,090 --> 01:07:37,261 How did you get him to propose? Give us some tips. 931 01:07:38,054 --> 01:07:41,807 It's all thanks to Lucila. I just followed her advice. 932 01:07:42,349 --> 01:07:45,227 It's all thanks to her. Thank you, Lucila. 933 01:07:45,561 --> 01:07:46,896 Yeah, that's right. 934 01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:00,242 Lucila. 935 01:08:00,409 --> 01:08:02,953 I didn't think you'd manage to do it so fast. 936 01:08:04,455 --> 01:08:05,455 What did you do? 937 01:08:06,123 --> 01:08:07,958 I don't know what you're talking about. 938 01:08:08,626 --> 01:08:11,003 You're not exactly a star student. 939 01:08:11,962 --> 01:08:14,215 Fine, but please don't judge me. I feel awful... 940 01:08:14,298 --> 01:08:15,298 Ana. 941 01:08:18,594 --> 01:08:20,387 I lied about being pregnant. 942 01:08:24,892 --> 01:08:26,268 That was a risky move. 943 01:08:27,019 --> 01:08:28,104 I hope it works. 944 01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:35,152 Ana, here you are. Come here. 945 01:08:35,569 --> 01:08:36,987 - Why? What? - It's starting. 946 01:08:37,071 --> 01:08:38,364 - What? - You'll see. 947 01:08:45,788 --> 01:08:48,707 Let me know if you want a private dance or anything else. 948 01:08:49,333 --> 01:08:51,043 I get a special discount. 949 01:08:58,634 --> 01:09:00,511 She's getting married! She's the one! 950 01:09:00,594 --> 01:09:02,138 So am I! 951 01:09:18,946 --> 01:09:20,489 Godzilla! 952 01:09:20,614 --> 01:09:22,283 - Godzilla! - Godzilla! 953 01:09:22,825 --> 01:09:26,328 - Godzilla! - Godzilla! 954 01:09:26,704 --> 01:09:28,455 Give her a good farewell! 955 01:09:45,055 --> 01:09:46,765 I'd love to see your work. 956 01:09:47,558 --> 01:09:49,602 Ana told me you're a great painter. 957 01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:53,314 Actually, I no longer paint. I mostly teach now. 958 01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:57,193 I always say my wife's talent is wasted. 959 01:09:58,027 --> 01:10:00,571 We have some news to share. 960 01:10:03,365 --> 01:10:04,909 We're getting married. 961 01:10:13,792 --> 01:10:15,211 You're not going say anything? 962 01:10:15,586 --> 01:10:17,838 What do you mean? When did you start dating? 963 01:10:19,757 --> 01:10:21,300 - Three months ago. - Six months ago. 964 01:10:23,427 --> 01:10:26,764 - When's the wedding? - Next month. 965 01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:30,851 We don't want to waste a whole year planning it. 966 01:10:30,935 --> 01:10:32,061 Isn't it too soon? 967 01:10:33,020 --> 01:10:35,314 Unless they had a slipup. 968 01:10:35,397 --> 01:10:36,397 Come on, Dad. 969 01:10:36,982 --> 01:10:38,108 Of course not. 970 01:10:38,651 --> 01:10:40,194 Well, actually... 971 01:10:42,863 --> 01:10:44,114 Are you pregnant? 972 01:10:47,534 --> 01:10:48,619 Yes. 973 01:10:53,791 --> 01:10:54,917 Well then. 974 01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:56,919 Cheers to that. Congratulations. 975 01:10:57,002 --> 01:10:58,002 Thanks. 976 01:10:58,170 --> 01:11:00,172 I know it's a bit rushed, but... 977 01:11:00,464 --> 01:11:02,967 Your daughter's in good hands. 978 01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:06,220 We're out of wine. Will you help me, Anita? 979 01:11:09,890 --> 01:11:11,141 I'll be right back. 980 01:11:18,691 --> 01:11:19,817 What the fuck? 981 01:11:20,317 --> 01:11:21,860 Why didn't you tell me anything? 982 01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:25,739 - We haven't seen each other. - And you don't have a phone? 983 01:11:27,032 --> 01:11:30,035 Not long ago, you were crying over Gabriel, and now this. 984 01:11:30,869 --> 01:11:33,330 - You don't even know him! - Of course I know him. 985 01:11:34,665 --> 01:11:36,208 What are his parents' names? 986 01:11:37,793 --> 01:11:38,793 Carola... 987 01:11:39,753 --> 01:11:40,796 and Agustín. 988 01:11:41,046 --> 01:11:42,506 You're pregnant. 989 01:11:46,051 --> 01:11:49,513 - Do you need something? - You should come back to the living room. 990 01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:52,224 Don't touch me. 991 01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:55,519 I said don't touch me. 992 01:12:01,358 --> 01:12:02,359 What is it? 993 01:12:02,526 --> 01:12:04,737 Your mom had a bit too much to drink. 994 01:12:04,820 --> 01:12:06,488 You're shameless. 995 01:12:06,947 --> 01:12:10,409 Do you know who came home at 3:00 a.m. with some friends he made at a bar? 996 01:12:10,492 --> 01:12:13,829 - It wasn't 3:00 a.m. - They were high school kids, Héctor! 997 01:12:13,912 --> 01:12:16,081 - Do you know how ridiculous you look? - Hey. 998 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:18,542 Why don't you talk about this in your own home? 999 01:12:18,751 --> 01:12:22,755 Your mother doesn't want me to have a life. I'm retired, not dead. 1000 01:12:23,255 --> 01:12:25,758 What I want is not to be the only adult in the room. 1001 01:12:26,175 --> 01:12:29,011 - You tell me the same thing. - You don't say. 1002 01:12:29,094 --> 01:12:30,094 You know what? 1003 01:12:30,137 --> 01:12:32,473 It's getting late and my head is about to explode. 1004 01:12:34,350 --> 01:12:36,393 - It was nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 1005 01:12:38,687 --> 01:12:41,398 - Congratulations, sweetie. - Nice to meet you. 1006 01:12:41,482 --> 01:12:44,026 I think we should leave too, don't you? 1007 01:12:44,193 --> 01:12:46,570 - Shall we leave? - Yes, let's leave. 1008 01:12:47,237 --> 01:12:48,237 Nice to meet you. 1009 01:12:49,073 --> 01:12:50,199 Nice to meet you too. 1010 01:12:52,159 --> 01:12:53,159 Bye. 1011 01:12:53,410 --> 01:12:55,662 - Welcome to the family. - Thank you. 1012 01:13:01,335 --> 01:13:03,587 Sorry. I don't know what got into them. 1013 01:13:04,338 --> 01:13:06,840 You know my parents are divorced. 1014 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:08,384 It's all right. 1015 01:13:09,218 --> 01:13:10,219 Really. 1016 01:13:10,803 --> 01:13:11,804 Besides, 1017 01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:14,807 we don't want to upset our little bean. 1018 01:13:18,602 --> 01:13:20,062 Don't worry, babe. 1019 01:13:25,984 --> 01:13:27,778 What the hell happened yesterday? 1020 01:13:29,279 --> 01:13:31,865 You're so stressed out. Have a drop of tequila. 1021 01:13:31,949 --> 01:13:33,033 I don't want tequila. 1022 01:13:34,910 --> 01:13:35,744 Maybe a sip. 1023 01:13:35,828 --> 01:13:37,454 No way! Not even a sip. 1024 01:13:38,122 --> 01:13:39,289 You're pregnant, Ana. 1025 01:13:39,665 --> 01:13:41,041 You made me look like a fool. 1026 01:13:41,458 --> 01:13:43,794 You're ruining the happiest time of my life! 1027 01:13:43,877 --> 01:13:45,170 We're getting divorced, Ana. 1028 01:13:49,550 --> 01:13:51,718 We wanted to wait until after the wedding. 1029 01:13:52,219 --> 01:13:53,887 But there's no point in delaying it. 1030 01:13:54,054 --> 01:13:55,305 Her idea, not mine. 1031 01:13:57,933 --> 01:13:59,810 You can't do this to me. 1032 01:14:01,645 --> 01:14:03,939 I'm about to get married! 1033 01:14:04,356 --> 01:14:05,524 Look, Ana. 1034 01:14:05,732 --> 01:14:07,734 This has nothing to do with you. 1035 01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:10,320 Well, just a little. 1036 01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:14,491 Yesterday, after hearing your news, we started thinking. 1037 01:14:14,575 --> 01:14:16,660 We realized that life is too short, 1038 01:14:16,952 --> 01:14:19,288 and we don't want to spend any more time together. 1039 01:14:19,371 --> 01:14:21,373 I'm so glad I could help. 1040 01:14:22,332 --> 01:14:24,126 I can't believe how selfish you are. 1041 01:14:25,294 --> 01:14:27,296 - Ana... - I will not allow you... 1042 01:14:28,422 --> 01:14:29,756 to ruin my wedding. 1043 01:14:38,891 --> 01:14:41,602 I'm not a fan of lace. What do you think? 1044 01:14:43,270 --> 01:14:45,439 You're supposed to be helping me choose a dress. 1045 01:14:45,522 --> 01:14:49,067 We were already here. Plus, drinks are free, Ana. C'mon. 1046 01:14:49,151 --> 01:14:53,030 - Ema, I thought you already had a dress? - It's always good to have options. 1047 01:14:53,113 --> 01:14:56,450 - Am I showing too much cleavage? - Can you even breathe? 1048 01:14:56,533 --> 01:14:57,533 Of course. 1049 01:15:00,746 --> 01:15:02,164 Don't look now, 1050 01:15:02,539 --> 01:15:05,250 but there's a fucking stalker at the window. 1051 01:15:06,752 --> 01:15:08,629 - I'm going to get him! - It's Gabriel! 1052 01:15:09,379 --> 01:15:10,631 Your Gabriel? 1053 01:15:10,964 --> 01:15:12,090 Yes. 1054 01:15:12,841 --> 01:15:14,843 Here he comes! 1055 01:15:17,888 --> 01:15:18,972 Did he leave? 1056 01:15:19,056 --> 01:15:20,056 Here he is. 1057 01:15:22,184 --> 01:15:23,184 Ana? 1058 01:15:31,944 --> 01:15:32,944 How are you? 1059 01:15:33,695 --> 01:15:34,695 Fine. 1060 01:15:35,405 --> 01:15:36,573 What are you doing here? 1061 01:15:36,657 --> 01:15:38,867 Just trying on my dress. 1062 01:15:40,410 --> 01:15:41,703 Are you getting married? 1063 01:15:43,455 --> 01:15:44,456 With whom? 1064 01:15:45,165 --> 01:15:46,667 To a better man than you. 1065 01:15:48,252 --> 01:15:49,795 - Do I know you? - Babe? 1066 01:15:53,257 --> 01:15:55,008 I'm ready. Shall we go? 1067 01:15:55,342 --> 01:15:56,510 Hi, Ingrid. 1068 01:15:59,096 --> 01:16:01,473 Is this the skank who stole your man? 1069 01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:02,557 Excuse me? 1070 01:16:03,350 --> 01:16:06,812 She has the worst bad breath! Gross! 1071 01:16:06,937 --> 01:16:10,232 It's called halitosis. It's a sickness. 1072 01:16:10,315 --> 01:16:13,402 Don't talk if you don't know about it. Gabriel, can we leave? 1073 01:16:13,860 --> 01:16:14,860 Let's go! 1074 01:16:16,321 --> 01:16:18,782 - Why were you just standing there? - Have a mint. 1075 01:16:19,199 --> 01:16:20,867 Ana, do you want a sip? 1076 01:16:21,159 --> 01:16:22,661 You look beautiful, Ana. 1077 01:16:27,249 --> 01:16:29,042 Okay. 1078 01:16:30,836 --> 01:16:33,338 - No, you're going to drink it all up. - There's more. 1079 01:16:33,422 --> 01:16:34,506 Everything's fine. 1080 01:17:04,036 --> 01:17:05,329 What are you doing here? 1081 01:17:06,747 --> 01:17:07,747 We need to talk. 1082 01:17:17,299 --> 01:17:18,425 What do you want? 1083 01:17:20,218 --> 01:17:22,888 I messed up, okay? I acted like an idiot. 1084 01:17:23,305 --> 01:17:25,599 I thought I was over it, but I saw you in the sh... 1085 01:17:25,682 --> 01:17:28,018 Stop, Gabriel. I don't want to hear it. 1086 01:17:31,188 --> 01:17:32,522 When you saw me in the shop? 1087 01:17:33,106 --> 01:17:34,106 I miss you, Ana. 1088 01:17:34,608 --> 01:17:35,942 I can't forget you. 1089 01:17:36,026 --> 01:17:37,319 Oh, Gabriel. 1090 01:17:38,403 --> 01:17:39,488 Why now? 1091 01:17:39,946 --> 01:17:43,742 - Do you know how hard it was for me? - I never meant to hurt you. 1092 01:17:47,621 --> 01:17:49,289 I never should have let you go. 1093 01:17:51,667 --> 01:17:54,419 - The way you smell. - Vanilla oil. 1094 01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:56,380 I love vanilla. 1095 01:17:59,132 --> 01:18:01,385 Gabriel, I'm engaged. 1096 01:18:02,052 --> 01:18:04,638 I don't care. So am I. 1097 01:18:08,100 --> 01:18:09,267 What? 1098 01:18:10,644 --> 01:18:11,728 What? 1099 01:18:17,192 --> 01:18:18,527 Are you still with Ingrid? 1100 01:18:19,903 --> 01:18:21,113 Yeah, so what? 1101 01:18:23,657 --> 01:18:25,409 - No? - Oh, Gabriel. 1102 01:18:37,629 --> 01:18:38,714 Fine. I'll leave. 1103 01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:42,843 If you change your mind, give me a call. 1104 01:18:59,192 --> 01:19:00,610 What are you doing here? 1105 01:19:04,114 --> 01:19:05,907 Shouldn't you be planning your wedding? 1106 01:19:08,201 --> 01:19:10,370 Okay. This might take a while. 1107 01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:16,835 I thought I wanted this, but now I don't know. 1108 01:19:16,918 --> 01:19:18,754 Or if I'm making a huge mistake. 1109 01:19:20,589 --> 01:19:22,257 It's normal to have doubts. 1110 01:19:23,175 --> 01:19:26,636 Once you're on your honeymoon, this will be a thing of the past. 1111 01:19:26,803 --> 01:19:28,013 I'm not so sure. 1112 01:19:28,805 --> 01:19:30,432 I'm not sure because... 1113 01:19:32,434 --> 01:19:34,853 Because I don't know how to keep up with this... 1114 01:19:35,854 --> 01:19:36,854 charade. 1115 01:19:38,482 --> 01:19:40,192 Just do what you've been doing. 1116 01:19:41,318 --> 01:19:44,404 You did what you had to do to get what you wanted. 1117 01:19:45,530 --> 01:19:47,407 Now it's time to enjoy it. 1118 01:19:48,909 --> 01:19:50,911 Is it true you've been married seven times? 1119 01:19:52,078 --> 01:19:53,914 That's my story, Ana. 1120 01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:56,041 Not yours. 1121 01:19:58,835 --> 01:20:00,420 If you don't mind, I have a class. 1122 01:20:16,561 --> 01:20:19,064 So, all of you are on a journey to find a man. 1123 01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:22,484 And what have you done to find him? 1124 01:20:24,569 --> 01:20:25,695 How is it? 1125 01:20:26,446 --> 01:20:27,739 - It's really good! - Yes. 1126 01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:31,451 I like this one more than the other two. 1127 01:20:31,535 --> 01:20:33,745 - Okay. - Let me try this one. 1128 01:20:36,665 --> 01:20:38,375 Delicious. It's unbelievable. 1129 01:20:38,458 --> 01:20:39,458 Hello. 1130 01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:40,835 Hi, babe. 1131 01:20:41,294 --> 01:20:42,420 Can we talk? 1132 01:20:43,255 --> 01:20:44,297 Of course. 1133 01:20:44,464 --> 01:20:45,632 But first, try this. 1134 01:20:46,216 --> 01:20:47,467 Delicious, right? 1135 01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:51,596 - What are you doing? - Gross! It tastes too much like fish! 1136 01:20:52,013 --> 01:20:53,849 Can you give us five minutes please? 1137 01:20:55,517 --> 01:20:57,143 What is it? Do you feel sick? 1138 01:20:57,519 --> 01:20:58,937 Is it your parents? 1139 01:20:59,187 --> 01:21:01,189 - Is it hormones? - No, it's not hormones. 1140 01:21:01,273 --> 01:21:03,859 I'm sorry. So what is it? 1141 01:21:05,777 --> 01:21:06,777 It's me. 1142 01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:10,282 You deserve someone much better than me. 1143 01:21:10,407 --> 01:21:11,700 What are you saying? 1144 01:21:12,158 --> 01:21:15,537 - Let's talk somewhere else. - There's nothing to talk about. 1145 01:21:17,664 --> 01:21:20,292 I'm sorry, but I don't think we should get married. 1146 01:21:22,586 --> 01:21:23,586 Ana. 1147 01:21:25,463 --> 01:21:26,463 Ana, wait! 1148 01:21:26,506 --> 01:21:28,425 What are you doing? 1149 01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:29,800 Ana? 1150 01:21:30,385 --> 01:21:31,428 Why are you running? 1151 01:21:34,264 --> 01:21:36,141 Stop running, please! 1152 01:21:39,769 --> 01:21:40,812 Don't run! 1153 01:21:41,563 --> 01:21:42,563 Ana! 1154 01:21:45,442 --> 01:21:48,361 This is ridiculous. What are you doing? Stop! 1155 01:21:49,446 --> 01:21:50,446 Ana! 1156 01:21:50,655 --> 01:21:52,699 Wait. Where are you going? 1157 01:21:54,034 --> 01:21:55,035 Wait. 1158 01:21:56,036 --> 01:21:57,036 Ana, don't. 1159 01:21:58,413 --> 01:22:02,208 - Ana, open the door. - What for? I'm doing you a favor. 1160 01:22:02,375 --> 01:22:04,836 I'm not leaving until we talk. Okay? 1161 01:22:08,590 --> 01:22:09,590 Open up, Ana! 1162 01:22:11,009 --> 01:22:12,135 Can you... 1163 01:22:18,350 --> 01:22:19,350 All right. 1164 01:22:19,976 --> 01:22:20,976 Can we talk? 1165 01:22:24,147 --> 01:22:25,732 I get it that you're nervous. 1166 01:22:26,816 --> 01:22:28,818 But we don't have to be like your parents. 1167 01:22:30,862 --> 01:22:31,988 That's not it. 1168 01:22:32,322 --> 01:22:33,365 Then, what is it? 1169 01:22:37,077 --> 01:22:38,620 We're having a baby. 1170 01:22:42,415 --> 01:22:44,501 No, we're not having a baby. 1171 01:22:45,877 --> 01:22:47,420 What do you mean? 1172 01:22:49,214 --> 01:22:50,423 You lost the baby? 1173 01:22:55,512 --> 01:22:56,888 Ana, no. 1174 01:23:01,059 --> 01:23:02,102 No. 1175 01:23:11,945 --> 01:23:12,946 No. 1176 01:23:13,822 --> 01:23:15,949 - We didn't lose the baby. - What? 1177 01:23:17,784 --> 01:23:19,786 Did we or didn't we? 1178 01:23:20,328 --> 01:23:22,706 We didn't lose it because... 1179 01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:25,959 there was never a baby. 1180 01:23:26,835 --> 01:23:27,835 I made it up. 1181 01:23:29,629 --> 01:23:31,214 I know it was wrong. 1182 01:23:31,589 --> 01:23:32,966 It was very wrong. 1183 01:23:34,759 --> 01:23:37,387 I didn't know what else to do to get a ring. 1184 01:23:47,731 --> 01:23:49,399 Please forgive me. 1185 01:24:15,091 --> 01:24:17,135 Ana, what is it? What happened? 1186 01:24:21,598 --> 01:24:24,434 I can't understand you. I can't understand anything. 1187 01:24:25,435 --> 01:24:26,435 Come inside. 1188 01:24:29,355 --> 01:24:32,567 What's wrong now? Did you get dumped again? 1189 01:24:35,737 --> 01:24:37,572 I'll be in the bedroom. 1190 01:24:38,364 --> 01:24:40,033 Calm down. 1191 01:24:40,492 --> 01:24:42,994 Breathe. 1192 01:24:43,620 --> 01:24:44,621 That's it. 1193 01:24:45,246 --> 01:24:46,246 That's it. 1194 01:24:49,501 --> 01:24:51,586 I've screwed up so much, Julia. 1195 01:24:53,797 --> 01:24:55,590 All because I wanted to get married. 1196 01:24:56,883 --> 01:25:00,220 I don't think it's a lost cause. Why don't you call Diego? 1197 01:25:00,637 --> 01:25:01,637 No. 1198 01:25:03,098 --> 01:25:04,265 I ruined it. 1199 01:25:06,893 --> 01:25:08,269 The worst part is... 1200 01:25:10,271 --> 01:25:12,107 I think it would have worked with him. 1201 01:25:13,233 --> 01:25:14,526 Oh, Ani. 1202 01:25:16,236 --> 01:25:18,863 I'll never have the perfect life you two have. 1203 01:25:19,864 --> 01:25:21,407 What perfect life? 1204 01:25:21,491 --> 01:25:22,534 Please, Julia. 1205 01:25:22,909 --> 01:25:24,077 You and Emilio? 1206 01:25:24,786 --> 01:25:27,330 You're like those couples in magazines. 1207 01:25:28,206 --> 01:25:29,666 You have no idea. 1208 01:25:30,041 --> 01:25:32,710 We haven't had sex in six months. 1209 01:25:33,044 --> 01:25:34,254 - What? - Six. 1210 01:25:37,549 --> 01:25:39,843 Not even during my worst dry spell. 1211 01:25:40,969 --> 01:25:42,637 - Thanks. - Sorry. 1212 01:25:42,804 --> 01:25:46,266 It's not like we're considering a divorce or anything. 1213 01:25:48,268 --> 01:25:50,812 We really love each other and we're going to work it out. 1214 01:25:52,647 --> 01:25:54,357 Why didn't you tell me anything? 1215 01:25:56,442 --> 01:25:59,696 Because it's hard to talk to you unless it's about you. 1216 01:26:01,531 --> 01:26:03,950 Look how you reacted to our parents' divorce. 1217 01:26:04,784 --> 01:26:05,784 How are they? 1218 01:26:06,411 --> 01:26:11,624 Dad found an apartment, and Mom is selling the house. 1219 01:26:11,708 --> 01:26:14,502 Their life is upside down, but they'll be fine. 1220 01:26:15,336 --> 01:26:16,754 Eventually. 1221 01:26:18,715 --> 01:26:21,384 I'm sorry for being so selfish, Juls. 1222 01:26:29,517 --> 01:26:30,643 - I'm here for you. - Yes. 1223 01:26:38,026 --> 01:26:39,068 You're so pretty. 1224 01:26:39,777 --> 01:26:40,820 Really? 1225 01:26:43,448 --> 01:26:46,784 Except for that disgusting monster snot. 1226 01:26:46,868 --> 01:26:48,703 - It's so gross. - Really? 1227 01:26:49,662 --> 01:26:52,332 - Is it gone? - No, it's watching me. 1228 01:26:52,415 --> 01:26:54,417 - You're so gross. - You are! 1229 01:26:54,792 --> 01:26:56,669 You and your snot! 1230 01:28:18,793 --> 01:28:22,088 Thanks to you, Ema, I learned to watch chick flicks 1231 01:28:22,255 --> 01:28:23,339 and enjoy them. 1232 01:28:23,506 --> 01:28:26,426 I learned that concerts are better when you're with someone. 1233 01:28:26,592 --> 01:28:28,469 That there's nothing wrong with saying... 1234 01:28:28,553 --> 01:28:29,762 - I love you. - Is it free? 1235 01:28:30,054 --> 01:28:31,431 - Tona... - Is this seat taken? 1236 01:28:32,598 --> 01:28:33,683 Thank you. Excuse me. 1237 01:28:34,183 --> 01:28:37,061 Tona, I've always heard that opposites attract. 1238 01:28:37,520 --> 01:28:39,564 But I never believed it until I met you. 1239 01:28:40,064 --> 01:28:44,110 You weren't what I was looking for, and yet you couldn't be more perfect. 1240 01:28:44,777 --> 01:28:47,655 Thanks for showing me that love has no rules. 1241 01:28:47,947 --> 01:28:51,951 May these be the first steps into a happy life. 1242 01:28:52,035 --> 01:28:54,037 I declare you man and wife. 1243 01:28:54,329 --> 01:28:55,705 You may kiss the bride. 1244 01:29:04,213 --> 01:29:06,591 How have you been? Have you shaken off the blues? 1245 01:29:06,674 --> 01:29:07,674 Yeah. 1246 01:29:08,676 --> 01:29:11,137 - Have you heard from Diego? - No, nothing. 1247 01:29:11,220 --> 01:29:12,930 I hope he can forgive me someday. 1248 01:29:14,140 --> 01:29:15,183 What will you do? 1249 01:29:15,266 --> 01:29:18,186 - Go back to the workshop? - No! I've had enough. 1250 01:29:18,269 --> 01:29:21,230 - Even if you die single. - Even if I die single. 1251 01:29:21,314 --> 01:29:25,485 It was a sexist workshop. I've aborted the mission. 1252 01:29:25,568 --> 01:29:28,654 - It worked for me. I got my ring. - You're getting married? 1253 01:29:28,738 --> 01:29:31,115 Yeah! Let me introduce you. Edmundo, sweetheart? 1254 01:29:31,491 --> 01:29:33,284 He was just featured in Forbes. 1255 01:29:34,160 --> 01:29:36,162 - Nice to meet you. - This is Ana. 1256 01:29:37,038 --> 01:29:38,623 - Congrats. - Thank you. 1257 01:29:38,706 --> 01:29:41,501 I hope this one works out better than my previous marriages. 1258 01:29:42,752 --> 01:29:45,254 He's so funny. Would you like a drink, sweetie? 1259 01:29:45,338 --> 01:29:47,590 - Sure. - We'll be right back. 1260 01:29:48,007 --> 01:29:50,176 - Excuse me. - Go ahead. 1261 01:29:51,427 --> 01:29:54,472 No kidding. This will be his fourth marriage. 1262 01:29:54,555 --> 01:29:55,723 What? 1263 01:29:57,225 --> 01:29:58,726 What else is new? 1264 01:29:58,976 --> 01:30:01,145 See the chubby guy eating quesadillas? 1265 01:30:02,980 --> 01:30:06,567 - He's gulping them down! - He's my ex-husband, Lola! 1266 01:30:06,651 --> 01:30:09,195 - Sorry. - We're giving it another try. 1267 01:30:09,278 --> 01:30:13,449 Maybe it's a mistake, but we're making the most of it. 1268 01:30:13,616 --> 01:30:16,744 We've done it three times in the bathroom. That's why he's hungry. 1269 01:30:17,829 --> 01:30:19,831 - Well, cheers! - Cheers! 1270 01:30:19,914 --> 01:30:22,333 - Hey. Me too, girls! - Yeah! 1271 01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:24,752 - You look lovely! - Oh, thank you. 1272 01:30:24,836 --> 01:30:26,921 Now I get why you kept that dress on hold. 1273 01:30:27,004 --> 01:30:29,715 Thank you, Ana. I'm so glad you came. 1274 01:30:29,799 --> 01:30:32,218 - How about a photo? - Yes, a photo! 1275 01:30:32,301 --> 01:30:34,429 - Photo. - Come here! 1276 01:30:34,595 --> 01:30:38,474 - Look happy, girls! - Why not sad? 1277 01:30:38,558 --> 01:30:41,894 - Don't forget me! - Ouch, easy! 1278 01:30:41,978 --> 01:30:45,648 - You're squishing me. - One, two, three! 1279 01:30:46,023 --> 01:30:47,400 Smile! 1280 01:31:21,058 --> 01:31:24,562 - Would you like to dance? - Not right now, thanks. 1281 01:31:24,729 --> 01:31:27,148 I'll be at the bar if you change your mind. 1282 01:31:27,356 --> 01:31:28,524 Okay. 1283 01:31:29,734 --> 01:31:32,361 Come here, Ana! 1284 01:32:24,247 --> 01:32:26,332 Subtitle translation by Trina Brown 92612