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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,751 --> 00:00:15,972 JANE: Year in, year out, New York doesn't change. 2 00:00:15,972 --> 00:00:18,018 It's still got Park Avenue. 3 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,845 We still don't live there. 4 00:00:19,845 --> 00:00:22,065 It's still got the stork club. 5 00:00:22,065 --> 00:00:24,372 We still can't afford to go there. 6 00:00:24,372 --> 00:00:27,244 It's still got Mrs. O'Reilly's boarding house. 7 00:00:27,244 --> 00:00:30,987 And, unfortunately, we can still afford to live there. 8 00:00:30,987 --> 00:00:34,121 Yes, New York is still the same old New York. 9 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:36,601 Nothing has changed much in the past year, 10 00:00:36,601 --> 00:00:40,866 uh, nothing except my friend Irma. 11 00:00:40,866 --> 00:00:43,478 Remember a year ago when Irma was walking down the street 12 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:45,001 that was under repair? 13 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:47,221 And Irma fell into the open manhole? 14 00:00:47,221 --> 00:00:50,702 Ah, but Irma has changed. She's smarter now. 15 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:08,807 I was wrong, folks. New York hasn't changed 16 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:12,028 and neither has my friend Irma. 17 00:02:37,113 --> 00:02:38,810 Happens every time. 18 00:02:40,638 --> 00:02:43,119 Irma, why don't you answer the phone? 19 00:02:43,119 --> 00:02:45,034 Oh, I'm not sure it's for me. 20 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:47,776 Take a chance, it's not your nickel. 21 00:02:47,776 --> 00:02:48,907 Oh. 22 00:02:50,779 --> 00:02:52,520 Hello? Who? 23 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,565 Ah, yes, it's for me. It's Al. 24 00:02:54,565 --> 00:02:56,263 Well, what are you waiting for? 25 00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:58,656 Run down to the police station with the bail. 26 00:02:58,656 --> 00:03:01,093 Oh, he's not in trouble, he's got wonderful news. 27 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:03,313 Hello, Al. What's the news? 28 00:03:03,313 --> 00:03:05,054 Oh, that's wonderful, Al. 29 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:07,274 I can hardly wait to tell Jane. 30 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:08,710 Goodbye. 31 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:10,973 Oh, Jane, guess what? 32 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:14,150 Al got your boyfriend, Steve, a job on a television program 33 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:15,891 and we can watch him tonight. 34 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:18,023 Steve on television? I can't believe it. 35 00:03:18,023 --> 00:03:19,721 Oh, I'm so excited. I'm shaking like a thief. 36 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:22,027 Oh, isn't it wonderful? 37 00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:25,770 If Steve makes a hit tonight, I'll be Mrs. Al and you'll be Mrs. Laird. 38 00:03:25,770 --> 00:03:27,946 Now I'm glad we bought the television set. 39 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:31,080 Yes, and it's a good one, too. 40 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,603 Who are you calling, honey? 41 00:03:32,603 --> 00:03:34,344 Uh, television repairman. 42 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:36,259 Repairman? Why, this is brand new. 43 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:38,392 We've just had it a week. What happened? 44 00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:40,132 Oh, I don't know, it's been acting funny 45 00:03:40,132 --> 00:03:42,744 ever since I took the insides out and washed it. 46 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:57,846 Seymour. Seymour! 47 00:03:57,846 --> 00:03:59,500 Huh?What's the matter with you? 48 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,806 Why are you leaving the seeds in the orange juice? 49 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:04,722 How else are people gonna know it's real orange juice? We don't advertise. 50 00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:06,376 Are you crazy? Certainly. For $35 a week 51 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:07,986 what do you want, a college professor? 52 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:09,988 Oh, I 'm gonna have a talk with you. 53 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:11,599 Listen to me, Seymour-- 54 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:13,601 Don't you yell at me, Steve. 55 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:14,863 'cause if you do, you'll have a mental case on your hands. 56 00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:16,081 Why, what's the matter with you? 57 00:04:16,081 --> 00:04:18,170 This hand is driving me crazy. 58 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:20,216 Oh, take it easy, Seymour. The boss is thinking about expanding. 59 00:04:20,216 --> 00:04:22,436 He's expanding? What do you think is happening to my hand? 60 00:04:22,436 --> 00:04:24,264 I walk in the street, people throw peanuts at me. 61 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,700 I'm quitting.Come here. 62 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:27,354 Put me down. Put me down, Steve. 63 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:29,269 I'm getting a nosebleed up here. 64 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,793 Now you've done it. You've been violent, and you hurt me. 65 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:34,274 Well, I don't like it. I'll slap you right in the face. 66 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,492 Look at this chest. 67 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:38,016 Oh, I 'm sorry. How did it happen? 68 00:04:38,016 --> 00:04:39,322 That's not very funny. 69 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:41,063 You like to abuse me, don't you? 70 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:42,456 First you hurt me, now you abuse me. 71 00:04:42,456 --> 00:04:43,413 Don't you have any feelings for me? 72 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:45,285 I work hard back here. 73 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,504 I try my best to do my work and you always yell at me. 74 00:04:47,504 --> 00:04:49,289 Aw, I 'm only kidding.You're not kidding. 75 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,987 I try my best to do my work and everybody says I'm always... 76 00:04:51,987 --> 00:04:53,902 but it's just for fun. 77 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:55,512 Well, stop picking on me. I don't like it. 78 00:04:55,512 --> 00:04:56,992 Look, I 'm soothing you. 79 00:04:56,992 --> 00:04:58,298 All right, soothe me, but what's fair-- 80 00:04:58,298 --> 00:04:59,473 is this nice? 81 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:00,735 I like it. 82 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:02,258 Yeah, but why--why do I always-- 83 00:05:02,258 --> 00:05:03,955 Is this a friend? Look. 84 00:05:03,955 --> 00:05:08,569 Yeah, you're a friend, Steve, but I mean, I-I try... 85 00:05:08,569 --> 00:05:10,048 make a bigger circle. 86 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:11,223 Listen to me. 87 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:16,838 Hello? Al? 88 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:19,319 What? No kiddin'! 89 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,582 Sure, I 'll meet you tonight. So long. 90 00:05:21,582 --> 00:05:23,497 What happened? 91 00:05:23,497 --> 00:05:24,672 I'm quittin'. They're putting me on television tonight. 92 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:26,500 Oh, you're wrong.I'm wrong? 93 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:29,111 We're quitting. We're going on television tonight. 94 00:05:29,111 --> 00:05:30,678 Remember, we're a team. Ok? 95 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:33,855 Ok. 96 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:36,205 Al, where you been? We go on in a few minutes. 97 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:38,773 Doing everything a first-class manager has to do 98 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:41,036 when his discovery is on the pinnacle of success. 99 00:05:41,036 --> 00:05:42,994 You nervous, kid?Just a little. 100 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:45,606 I'm not nervous, Al. That's because I got my act all set. 101 00:05:45,606 --> 00:05:46,998 You are going on? 102 00:05:46,998 --> 00:05:49,261 Certainly. I will go on with dynamite. 103 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:51,960 For television, people gotta be able to see as well as hear you. 104 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:53,135 Watch this. 105 00:05:53,135 --> 00:05:54,789 I'll do Bette Davis. 106 00:05:58,053 --> 00:05:59,054 Philip... 107 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:01,448 Oh, I 'm sorry, Al. 108 00:06:01,448 --> 00:06:04,102 Philip, my darling, I want that letter. 109 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:06,278 Oh, I hurt my... 110 00:06:06,278 --> 00:06:09,543 Philip, Philip, I say I want that letter. I'm sick, do you hear? 111 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:11,066 Sick, sick, sick. 112 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:19,814 This is the way to treat Bette Davis? 113 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:39,790 Sit down and stay there. 114 00:06:44,926 --> 00:06:46,884 Oh, I 'm so excited. 115 00:06:46,884 --> 00:06:48,712 I wonder if Steve is photogenic. 116 00:06:48,712 --> 00:06:52,150 Of course not. Why, he's healthy as a horse. 117 00:06:52,150 --> 00:06:54,109 Shh, quiet, Irma. It's starting. 118 00:06:59,897 --> 00:07:03,161 Ladies and gentlemen, when you eat spaghetti, 119 00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:04,815 do you look like this? 120 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:04,614 Ah, but you will never look like that 121 00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:08,313 if you use non-twist spaghetti. 122 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:10,838 And now, we are proud to present 123 00:08:10,838 --> 00:08:14,015 the star of today and the star of tomorrow. 124 00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:16,539 Here is your master of ceremonies. 125 00:08:16,539 --> 00:08:18,889 M.C.: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 126 00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:21,849 We've been very fortunate this evening in the choice of our star. 127 00:08:21,849 --> 00:08:23,764 She is not only a Hollywood favorite, 128 00:08:23,764 --> 00:08:25,635 she's an international favorite. 129 00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:29,160 That star of 2 continents, Yvonne Yvonne. 130 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:36,341 Bonsoir. 131 00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:37,908 Miss Yvonne, it's a real thrill 132 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:39,606 having you on our show this evening. 133 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:41,695 Merci. It's my pleasure. 134 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:43,305 And to all my millions of fans 135 00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:45,133 sitting out there on your living room, 136 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:46,874 I blow you a kiss. 137 00:08:47,962 --> 00:08:49,964 To you in the east, I kiss you. 138 00:08:49,964 --> 00:08:52,706 To you in the west, I kiss you. 139 00:08:52,706 --> 00:08:56,144 To you in the north, I kiss you. 140 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:59,713 And to all my other friends, I kiss you in the south. 141 00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:04,544 I'm going south. 142 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,503 Uh, in your last picture, you did a wonderful French song. 143 00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:09,810 Would you mind doing that again for us now? 144 00:09:09,810 --> 00:09:12,595 Uh, we've taken the liberty of having our star of tomorrow, 145 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:14,989 a young chap by the name of Steve Laird rehearse it 146 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:17,078 so that he can do a duet with you. 147 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:19,689 I am very sorry, but I 'm hoarse. 148 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:26,435 and I-I do not think it would be possible to sing with Mr. Laird. 149 00:09:26,435 --> 00:09:31,048 Oh, that's unfortunate, but I still want you to meet our star of tomorrow, 150 00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:34,661 a former orange juice salesman, Steve Laird. 151 00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:41,493 well, it's a pleasure. How do you do, miss Yvonne? 152 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:46,368 On--on second thought, my doctor told me 153 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:52,156 t-the more I--I use my voice, the quicker the hoarseness will go away. 154 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:55,943 I would be more than delighted to sing with Mr. Laird. 155 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:06,301 ♪ From the boulevards of Paris ♪ 156 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:09,130 ♪ To the corners of Siam ♪ 157 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:14,135 ♪ Lovers know they must behave ♪ 158 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:18,661 ♪ The very way that I am ♪ 159 00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:21,272 ♪ Regardless of the language ♪ 160 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:24,754 ♪ Or the customs of the land ♪ 161 00:10:25,973 --> 00:10:28,192 ♪ They all have ♪ 162 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:33,110 ♪ The very same demand ♪ 163 00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:36,636 ♪ When I say give me love ♪ 164 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,550 ♪ Don't be meager, gee ♪ 165 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:41,989 ♪ Can't you see I'm overeager ♪ 166 00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:47,037 ♪ Oh baby, oh baby, obey me ♪ 167 00:10:47,037 --> 00:10:52,129 ♪ And when my lonely arms need a build-up ♪ 168 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:56,003 ♪ Get in my arms and keep 'em filled up ♪ 169 00:10:56,003 --> 00:11:00,007 ♪ Oh baby, oh baby, obey me ♪ 170 00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:04,925 ♪ Facts are facts ♪ 171 00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:08,929 ♪ While I'm mad about your caress ♪ 172 00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:11,932 ♪ So relax ♪ 173 00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:14,456 ♪ There's only one word for yes ♪ 174 00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:17,720 ♪ My love just lives for you ♪ 175 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,156 ♪ Why be lonely ♪ 176 00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:23,073 ♪ I want you for my one and only ♪ 177 00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:28,252 ♪ Oh baby, oh baby, obey me do ♪ 178 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:33,040 ♪ I 'll take you through Paris, be your dolly ♪ 179 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:36,696 ♪ Oh what I 'll show you in Pigalle ♪ 180 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:41,004 ♪ Oh baby, hey baby, obey me ♪ 181 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,921 ♪ I never like to kiss ♪ 182 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:46,880 ♪ Like the highbrows ♪ 183 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:50,535 ♪ I want the kind that curls my eyebrows ♪ 184 00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,799 ♪ Oh-ho, like this ♪ 185 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,802 ♪ Oh, baby ♪ 186 00:11:56,933 --> 00:12:00,067 ♪ You will be ♪ 187 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:03,635 ♪ My gift from the Marshall plan ♪ 188 00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:07,030 ♪ And I will be ♪ 189 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:09,772 ♪ The king of the French can-can ♪ 190 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:21,131 ♪ My sweet, when I do this don't be gentle ♪ 191 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:25,005 ♪ I want you close and continental ♪ 192 00:12:25,005 --> 00:12:26,180 ♪ Oh, baby... ♪ 193 00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,315 I don't know what she's saying, but it should happen to me. 194 00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:34,536 ♪ Crepe suzettes ♪ 195 00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:37,974 ♪ Why, that's all the French I know ♪ 196 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:41,151 ♪ No, my pet ♪ 197 00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:43,980 ♪ You'll learn every word, but "no!" ♪ 198 00:12:43,980 --> 00:12:47,027 ♪ The French are never wrong ♪ 199 00:12:47,027 --> 00:12:48,811 ♪ 50 million ♪ 200 00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:52,597 ♪ Baby for you I'd trust a billion ♪ 201 00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:56,079 ♪ Oh baby, oh baby, obey me ♪ 202 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:59,343 ♪ No maybe, hey baby, you slay me ♪ 203 00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:03,826 ♪ Oh baby, obey me, do ♪ 204 00:13:13,183 --> 00:13:14,968 That was wonderful, Yvonne. 205 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,796 It was a real pleasure having you on our program. 206 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,015 Well, thank you. 207 00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:22,584 It was a joy to work with such young talent as Mr. Laird. 208 00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,716 And as we French so often do, 209 00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:28,416 I would like to say"au revoir," and wish you luck. 210 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:34,552 Oh, don't be upset, Jane. 211 00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:36,990 That's just the French way of shaking hands. 212 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:41,995 It's--it's like when the Germans are leaving, and they say "gesundheit." 213 00:13:41,995 --> 00:13:45,041 And now, young man, what have you chosen for your solo number? 214 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:48,044 Well, I 'd like to do my version of, uh, The Vagabond Song. 215 00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:49,350 Harry, do you know that? 216 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:50,481 Yes, I do. What key? 217 00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,570 Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 218 00:13:52,570 --> 00:13:55,530 He's my partner and he's got a special arrangement of this song 219 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,837 and I 'm the only one who knows how it goes. 220 00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:01,057 I'll take that. 221 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:02,580 What are you gonna do? 222 00:14:02,580 --> 00:14:03,843 I'm gonna lead the band. 223 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,235 You know anything about leading a band? 224 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:07,455 Do I know about leading a band? 225 00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,544 I just took the stick from him. I'm gonna lead the band for you now. 226 00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:11,938 And you have the nerve to ask me do I know anything about it? 227 00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,462 Well, do you?No. 228 00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:15,767 Oh, come on. 229 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,248 Horns up. 230 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,004 What are you doing? 231 00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:41,924 ♪ I 'm a wanderer on life's highway ♪ 232 00:14:46,798 --> 00:14:50,933 ♪ Facing a world with a song and a smile ♪ 233 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:53,327 All right. You, out. What are you trying to do here? 234 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,676 I'm leading a number. You're supposed-- 235 00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,547 What are you doing to the band? 236 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:59,724 What are you worried about the band for? Wh--wh--why? 237 00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:02,292 You can use a quart.What are you doing to the band? 238 00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,904 Why don't you sing your number? Let me worry about the band. 239 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,775 They're under my jurisdiction. I got the baton. 240 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:08,951 Baton? The baton. Now let's laugh it up here. 241 00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:13,042 ♪ Old man trouble keeps from my way ♪ 242 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,783 Oh, what are you doing here? 243 00:15:14,783 --> 00:15:15,784 Why don't you... what are you doing? 244 00:15:17,264 --> 00:15:19,527 ♪ Happiness travels with me all the while ♪ 245 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:24,488 ♪ You'll find life's long road is weary ♪ 246 00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:26,838 What are you doing?I'm singing. 247 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:29,232 You don't hear no noise going on in the band now? 248 00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:32,105 I don't hear a thing.He's giving me aggravation. He won't follow the stick. 249 00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:33,889 I'll smack you right in the--Hey, hey! 250 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:36,109 Yeah, you don't think I'll do it, huh? Ha, ha, ha. 251 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,112 we're on television, Seymour. 252 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,244 Let's do this thing right. 253 00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:44,856 ♪ I 'm not one of that great legion ♪ 254 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:47,424 ♪ With their traveling care ♪ 255 00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:50,906 ♪ And though I haven't much religion ♪ 256 00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:54,866 ♪ Here's my only prayer ♪ 257 00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:57,957 I broke the arm, Steve, the whole arm, the bone is busted, it... 258 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,306 the whole arm is... 259 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:08,184 ♪ Life is not ♪ 260 00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:10,926 ♪ Life is not ♪ 261 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:15,409 ♪ Life is not just tinsel pleasure ♪ 262 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:19,413 ♪ That's so easy to find ♪ 263 00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:21,458 ♪ But I can find ♪ 264 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,373 ♪ But I can find ♪ 265 00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,201 In the middle, you'll find it-- 266 00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:28,900 ♪ But I can find life's greatest pleasures ♪ 267 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:33,557 ♪ In my peace of mind ♪ 268 00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:34,602 Good boy. 269 00:16:34,602 --> 00:16:36,082 ♪ Give me the road ♪ 270 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,997 Just a little louder. Here we go, fellas. 271 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,824 All right! 272 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:45,047 I'm not gonna stand here and have you tolerate me. 273 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,180 Where did you get this band? 274 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,921 What's it... don't yell at the band. A-a, I-I 'm leading the band. 275 00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:53,055 I'm the conductor, but don't yell at them, that's a union band. 276 00:16:53,055 --> 00:16:54,970 I don't care about you or your union band. 277 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,841 Oh! 278 00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,452 See how mad they get? You'd better say you're sorry. 279 00:16:58,452 --> 00:16:59,714 I will not.I'm warning you. 280 00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,063 No.Off the stand. 281 00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,152 I-I 'm sorry. I'm sorry. 282 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,894 All right. There's just one little mistake--One little mistake? 283 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:08,114 Yeah, you're supposed to overlook it when it happens. 284 00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:09,550 Overlook a mistake?Sure. 285 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,378 Are you out of your mind? 286 00:17:11,378 --> 00:17:13,858 I'm as normal as you or anyone else. Get off there. 287 00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:16,687 Oh, no, they're not gonna take me back. I have the grenades. 288 00:17:16,687 --> 00:17:18,211 I've gotta mow them all down. 289 00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:20,865 I say, may I report, sir? I'd like to try... 290 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,269 Give me the note.All right. 291 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:34,923 There's one note missing. 292 00:17:34,923 --> 00:17:36,011 Give him one note. 293 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,145 Big deal. Sing. 294 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:41,147 ♪ Give me the road the wide winding highways ♪ 295 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:43,453 ♪ Just let me know the done beaten byways ♪ 296 00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:49,198 ♪ And I 'll travel along singing a vagabond song ♪ 297 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:52,158 ♪ Well give me the flowers the birds sing at morning ♪ 298 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,551 ♪ Just let me see that sunrise and dawning ♪ 299 00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:57,815 ♪ And I 'll travel along singing a vagabond song ♪ 300 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,907 ♪ Happy you may be with your fashions, your passions ♪ 301 00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:05,432 ♪ Your smug little parts you play ♪ 302 00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:08,913 ♪ But you could never fool me with your foolery, your jewelry ♪ 303 00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:11,220 ♪ All I can say ♪ 304 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,004 ♪ Give me the stars ♪♪ Give me the road ♪ 305 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:16,269 ♪ The wide winding highway that's where ♪ 306 00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:19,359 ♪ I travel along ♪ 307 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:24,146 ♪ Singing a vagabond song ♪ 308 00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:35,984 Here you are, 12 cans of non-twist spaghetti. 309 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:37,942 12 cans of spaghetti? 310 00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,814 What are you kicking about? 311 00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:42,773 The headliners last week only got 6, and without the meat sauce. 312 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:45,211 You know, television is not in a position to pay off money. 313 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,908 Television is in its birth. 314 00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:49,519 I got some news for you. I don't want to be a midwife. 315 00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:52,566 Fine manager you are. We did better at the orange juice stand. 316 00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,220 Sorry. We pay off in spaghetti. 317 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,135 Would you be good enough to open up a can? 318 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,614 I'd like to pour some in my wallet, 319 00:18:57,614 --> 00:18:58,789 so I can see I was working this week. 320 00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:00,226 Fine thing. 321 00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,619 Will speak to the government about this 322 00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:06,797 next time I pick up my unemployment check. 323 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:09,191 You know what Steve probably got for singing tonight? 324 00:19:09,191 --> 00:19:11,976 What?Probably got $1,000. 325 00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:14,065 Oh, well, what would Al get then? 326 00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:16,242 Well, let's see. Al s Steve's agent, 327 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:19,027 so he gets 10%, which is $100. 328 00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:21,638 But knowing Al, he'll probably come home with $150. 329 00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:23,292 $150? 330 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:27,078 Oh, Jane, it only costs $2 for a marriage license. 331 00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:31,387 Uh, do you realize that Al and I can get married 75 times? 332 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,434 Uh, honey, you're looking at a girl 333 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:36,871 who wants to be married just once. 334 00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:38,481 Yes, just once. 335 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,353 And now with Steve in television, 336 00:19:40,353 --> 00:19:43,138 I've got a boy who can really bring home the groceries. 337 00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:47,011 Groceries? Oh, don't you think I'd better start the dinner? 338 00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:50,058 Honey, there aren't that many ambulances in the city. 339 00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,628 Now what is it? 340 00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:56,891 You don't have any confidence in me. 341 00:19:56,891 --> 00:20:00,242 Why?Why? Very easy. 342 00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:03,071 You remember what happened the last time you cooked? 343 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:06,292 The recipe called for sherry, and what did you do? 344 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,990 I put in shellac. But now it's different. 345 00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,948 Now we got a pressure cooker. 346 00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:14,604 Even an idiot couldn't make a mistake. 347 00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:17,390 That remark gets my sporting blood up. 348 00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,914 Look, there's a duck in the icebox. 349 00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:23,004 Now, why don't you see if you can cook it in the pressure cooker? 350 00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:29,140 Oh, Jane, when I get finished cooking this duck, you won't know what hit you. 351 00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:35,016 Oh, monsieur? 352 00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:39,716 I didn't have the chance to tell you how--how much I enjoyed you. 353 00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,196 Well, thank you. 354 00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:45,635 I think you have a--a wonderful voice. 355 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,942 Lady, where you looking for the vocal cords? 356 00:20:47,942 --> 00:20:49,509 Where you looking for the... 357 00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:59,040 Oh, Steve, you were wonderful. 358 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:03,000 Oh, I can't say "au revoir" like some people do 359 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,089 and I won't kiss you on both cheeks, 360 00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:08,049 but this should tell you in good American language 361 00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,485 how proud I am of you. 362 00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:12,488 Where should I put this stuff? 363 00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,360 Who cares where you put it? 364 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,971 Uh, tell me, Steve, how much did you get for tonight? 365 00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:19,321 That's what we got, 12 cans of spaghetti. 366 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:20,583 Spaghetti? 367 00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,846 Take it easy, Jane. Don't blow your top. 368 00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:24,848 I am just as disappointed as you are. 369 00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:27,416 You mean Steve got paid off in spaghetti? 370 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:29,549 But with meat sauce, yet. 371 00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:32,987 I should have known that anything you handle must end up nothing. 372 00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:34,902 Don't scream at me. 373 00:21:34,902 --> 00:21:37,121 After all, I got 50% of the boys'. 374 00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:40,690 Do you think I'm happy to have 50% of 12 cans of spaghetti? 375 00:21:43,737 --> 00:21:45,913 Well, here's your commission. 376 00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:51,440 Jane, wait a minute. 377 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:53,616 Jane, I 'm sorry it turned out this way. 378 00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:55,096 You couldn't help it, honey. 379 00:21:55,096 --> 00:21:56,358 You were wonderful. 380 00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:58,317 So what? Where's it getting me? 381 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:01,145 Maybe it just doesn't figure for me to be an entertainer. 382 00:22:01,145 --> 00:22:03,322 But how else can we get married, Steve? 383 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,194 There are guys getting married every day that aren't actors. 384 00:22:06,194 --> 00:22:09,980 Truck drivers, milkmen, mail men. They all got kids. 385 00:22:09,980 --> 00:22:11,808 They seem to be getting along fine. 386 00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:13,636 Yeah, but how do they live? In some joint-- 387 00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:15,159 not on Park Avenue, honey, 388 00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:17,292 but they're happy, and we could be, too. 389 00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:19,163 What do you say, Jane? 390 00:22:19,163 --> 00:22:20,469 You know I love you, Steve. 391 00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:21,992 But that's not enough. 392 00:22:21,992 --> 00:22:23,951 I want you to marry me and forget your ideas 393 00:22:23,951 --> 00:22:27,302 of "what good is happiness, if you can't buy money with it." 394 00:22:27,302 --> 00:22:29,348 Yeah, I guess maybe you're right. 395 00:22:31,524 --> 00:22:33,090 And I do love you. 396 00:22:35,919 --> 00:22:38,531 Here you are, Al. Want an hors d'oeuvre? 397 00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:43,492 Please, chicken. I'm thinking. 398 00:22:43,492 --> 00:22:44,972 What about me, Irma? 399 00:22:44,972 --> 00:22:46,800 Just because I laid an egg on television, 400 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,323 don't mean I can't have one here. 401 00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:49,890 Oh, excuse me. Here you are, Seymour. 402 00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:51,152 I don't want it now. My feelings are hurt. 403 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,981 Will take it. 404 00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:56,984 Just a minute, Al. 405 00:22:56,984 --> 00:22:59,073 This is my apartment, my phone. 406 00:22:59,073 --> 00:23:01,380 Do you mind? 407 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:06,515 Yes? Who's calling? Mr. C.Y. Sanford? 408 00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:08,474 Oh, you're a Hollywood producer? 409 00:23:08,474 --> 00:23:10,171 Hollywood producer! Let me handle this. 410 00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:12,086 Quiet, Al. Go back to your spaghetti. 411 00:23:12,086 --> 00:23:14,393 Yes, Mr. Sanford. What? 412 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,003 Oh, that's wonderful. 413 00:23:16,003 --> 00:23:18,701 He saw you on television and he likes you, Steve. 414 00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:20,964 Yes? What? 415 00:23:20,964 --> 00:23:23,140 Oh, yes. 416 00:23:23,140 --> 00:23:26,927 Yes, yes, it's 185 West 73rd Street, apartment 3-B. 417 00:23:27,971 --> 00:23:29,973 Thank you, Mr. Sanford. 418 00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:31,758 Well, what's it all about, Jane? 419 00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:33,455 You know as much as I do, Steve. 420 00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:35,196 I just want to know one thing. What about me? 421 00:23:35,196 --> 00:23:36,893 Did he see me on television? 422 00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:39,113 Yes.Well, what did he say? 423 00:23:39,113 --> 00:23:41,158 Uh, he sends his regards. 424 00:23:41,158 --> 00:23:43,073 I had a very big day today. 425 00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:45,554 First I get spaghetti, now I get regards. 426 00:23:45,554 --> 00:23:46,642 This is show business? 427 00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:48,644 Look, Jane. 428 00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:52,387 I am the boys' manager and demand to know, what is the act? 429 00:23:52,387 --> 00:23:53,780 will tell you. 430 00:23:53,780 --> 00:23:56,783 Am Steve's fiancée and feel he may be 431 00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:58,567 on verge of getting a big break. 432 00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:00,264 And you are not going to ruin things. 433 00:24:00,264 --> 00:24:01,962 From now on, I'm handling Steve. 434 00:24:01,962 --> 00:24:04,138 Right, dear? 435 00:24:04,138 --> 00:24:06,140 But I thought we were forgetting about show business? 436 00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:08,621 Not if it can give us everything we want. Please, Steve. 437 00:24:08,621 --> 00:24:11,275 Well, might as well put on that old ball and chain now. 438 00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:13,234 Listen, Jane, you can't lock me out. 439 00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:15,279 Must be some way I can pitch in. 440 00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:17,630 There certainly is. You can help me clean up this apartment. 441 00:24:17,630 --> 00:24:19,545 Mr. Sanford will be here in a few minutes. 442 00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:21,547 He's leaving for the coast tonight 443 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:23,810 and I 've got a feeling things are really gonna start popping. 444 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:29,555 Jane. 445 00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:34,081 How's the duck coming, honey? 446 00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:36,257 I think you'd better open the spaghetti. 447 00:24:43,394 --> 00:24:45,005 That'll be $3, sir. 448 00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:47,007 Please wait for me. I'll be down in a few minutes. 449 00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:49,879 I'll have to leave the meter running.That'll be quite all right. 450 00:24:49,879 --> 00:24:52,012 In fact I might want you for the entire evening. 451 00:24:52,012 --> 00:24:52,926 Yes, sir. 452 00:24:53,927 --> 00:24:55,972 He's here. 453 00:24:55,972 --> 00:24:57,974 Remember what I told you to do? 454 00:25:02,936 --> 00:25:05,460 That's perfect. 455 00:25:05,460 --> 00:25:06,983 No, not quite perfect. 456 00:25:06,983 --> 00:25:08,245 There's one thing wrong. 457 00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:10,987 It's you. 458 00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:13,468 You can't even be in the same room. 459 00:25:20,388 --> 00:25:21,432 Mr. Sanford? 460 00:25:21,432 --> 00:25:23,086 Yes. 461 00:25:23,086 --> 00:25:26,960 I'm Jane Stacey, Mr. Laird's fiancée and manager. 462 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,831 It's a pleasure to meet you. Thank you. 463 00:25:28,831 --> 00:25:30,267 This is Al. 464 00:25:30,267 --> 00:25:33,532 Friend, understand you're from Hollywood. 465 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,751 How do you do?How do you do? 466 00:25:39,059 --> 00:25:41,104 And this is my roommate, Irma Peterson. 467 00:25:41,104 --> 00:25:43,106 How do you do? 468 00:25:43,106 --> 00:25:46,327 Uh, Mr. Sanford, is it true what they say about lassie? 469 00:25:46,327 --> 00:25:49,939 Uh, how do you do? 470 00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:53,247 And this is the young man you wanted to meet, Steve Laird. 471 00:25:53,247 --> 00:25:55,597 Young man, how do you do? How do you do? 472 00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:58,165 There's no one to meet in here. The room's empty. 473 00:25:58,165 --> 00:26:01,081 What was that?Nothing. Nothing. 474 00:26:01,081 --> 00:26:03,692 Won't you sit down, Mr. Sanford? 475 00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:07,609 now, I 'm sure you and Mr. Laird 476 00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:09,568 have a great deal to talk about. 477 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,308 SANFORD: Well, I 'm a man of few words. 478 00:26:11,308 --> 00:26:13,876 Quite by accident, I saw Mr. Laird on television. 479 00:26:13,876 --> 00:26:16,009 And I 'm convinced that he could be a great star 480 00:26:16,009 --> 00:26:18,881 with my film company in Hollywood. 481 00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:21,667 Are you in a position to make a definite offer? 482 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:24,017 I should be. You see, I own the company. 483 00:26:24,017 --> 00:26:25,932 Here's my offer.Friend? 484 00:26:35,985 --> 00:26:38,161 I have utmost faith in Mr. Laird's ability 485 00:26:38,161 --> 00:26:41,034 but it might take 6 months or a year to groom him for stardom. 486 00:26:41,034 --> 00:26:43,471 But we were planning to be married immediately. 487 00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:45,952 I'm coming to that, young lady. I happen to be a bachelor. 488 00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:47,997 Oh, that's no good. She's in love with Steve. 489 00:26:47,997 --> 00:26:49,956 Quiet, Irma. 490 00:26:49,956 --> 00:26:52,132 What I meant was that I have a large home in Hollywood, 491 00:26:52,132 --> 00:26:54,351 enough room to accommodate all you people. 492 00:26:54,351 --> 00:26:57,354 Now, why don't you all go out with Mr. Laird and be my guests? 493 00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:59,052 And you can have your wedding at my home. 494 00:26:59,052 --> 00:27:00,314 Sounds great! 495 00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:04,318 I believe that if Steve is important enough 496 00:27:04,318 --> 00:27:05,711 for me to invest $500 a week in him 497 00:27:05,711 --> 00:27:08,104 in order to make him a star, 498 00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:12,065 I should be willing to pay all your expenses out there to see that he's happy. 499 00:27:12,065 --> 00:27:13,457 That's certainly fair. 500 00:27:13,457 --> 00:27:14,458 What do you say, Steve? 501 00:27:14,458 --> 00:27:15,938 Oh, I 'm all for it. 502 00:27:15,938 --> 00:27:19,420 Good. Will you please sign the contract? 503 00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:22,597 I have but one stipulation. You must leave for the coast tomorrow 504 00:27:22,597 --> 00:27:24,468 as I have a part in mind for you. 505 00:27:24,468 --> 00:27:26,645 And you must start rehearsals. Is that satisfactory? 506 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:27,689 Yes. 507 00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:28,734 Well, here goes. 508 00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:54,977 Oh, that's fine. 509 00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:57,023 Now, I 'll wire my representative to meet you 510 00:27:57,023 --> 00:27:59,242 at the station when you arrive in Hollywood. 511 00:27:59,242 --> 00:28:01,375 Goodbye. 512 00:28:01,375 --> 00:28:03,638 Young man, I hope we'll be together for a great many years. 513 00:28:03,638 --> 00:28:04,813 Thank you. 514 00:28:04,813 --> 00:28:06,728 Thank you, Mr. Sanford. 515 00:28:09,078 --> 00:28:11,646 Mamma mia.$500 a week. 516 00:28:11,646 --> 00:28:13,387 You see, Al, how a real manager works? 517 00:28:13,387 --> 00:28:15,215 Wait a minute. 518 00:28:15,215 --> 00:28:17,913 Should've asked the guy for an advance. Got to buy tickets. 519 00:28:17,913 --> 00:28:19,872 It's gonna take a lot of dough to get out to the coast. 520 00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:21,917 That's where you and I are different. 521 00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:24,833 When you are dealing with big people, you must be big yourself. 522 00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:27,444 We'll use our own money and then when we get to Hollywood 523 00:28:27,444 --> 00:28:29,359 we'll hand in an expense account. 524 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,274 Why, I wouldn't dream of embarrassing 525 00:28:31,274 --> 00:28:33,712 Mr. Sanford by asking for an advance. 526 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:37,150 Might have a point there, Jane. 527 00:28:37,150 --> 00:28:42,068 Yeah, we go out in style and pad the expense account. 528 00:28:42,068 --> 00:28:44,853 Oh, Hollywood! Isn't it exciting? 529 00:28:44,853 --> 00:28:46,594 Hey, what about Seymour? 530 00:28:46,594 --> 00:28:48,074 Let's tell him the good news. 531 00:28:48,074 --> 00:28:49,510 Yeah, forgot all about the kid. 532 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:52,948 Well, it's about time you opened the door. 533 00:28:52,948 --> 00:28:54,645 I shaved myself 7 times already. 534 00:28:54,645 --> 00:28:56,082 I'm running out of skin. 535 00:28:58,954 --> 00:29:00,390 where to, sir? 536 00:29:00,390 --> 00:29:01,957 Washington. 537 00:29:01,957 --> 00:29:03,829 I'm going to sign Margaret Truman. 538 00:29:03,829 --> 00:29:05,831 ATTENDANT: Oh, Mr. Sanford, just a minute. 539 00:29:07,658 --> 00:29:08,877 Hello, boys. 540 00:29:08,877 --> 00:29:10,923 I'm having one of my best nights. 541 00:29:10,923 --> 00:29:13,752 I've just signed up a whole troupe for my picture company. 542 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:14,970 That's pleasant, Mr. Sanford. 543 00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:17,103 Now, we'll go home. 544 00:29:17,103 --> 00:29:20,367 You know, you surprise me, breaking out of the sanitarium again. 545 00:29:20,367 --> 00:29:21,977 If you do that just once more, 546 00:29:21,977 --> 00:29:24,284 we'll have to take your fountain pen away. 547 00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:26,982 Then you'll never be able to play producer again. 548 00:29:40,561 --> 00:29:42,781 Oh, it's you, Al. 549 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,565 All right, answer these questions. 550 00:29:44,565 --> 00:29:47,133 Have you had any employment the week ending the sixth? 551 00:29:47,133 --> 00:29:48,569 No. 552 00:29:48,569 --> 00:29:50,571 Have you turned down any offers of work? 553 00:29:50,571 --> 00:29:52,007 No. 554 00:29:52,007 --> 00:29:54,880 Have you tried to get any employment? 555 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,620 Naturally, naturally. 556 00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:58,013 Ok, there's your check, Al. 557 00:29:58,013 --> 00:29:59,885 Desire a word with you, friend. 558 00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:01,321 I'm leaving for the coast this evening. 559 00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:02,713 The coast? 560 00:30:02,713 --> 00:30:04,280 Yes, wore myself out looking for work. 561 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,108 Am badly in need of a rest. 562 00:30:06,108 --> 00:30:07,980 Would like you to forward my check to Hollywood. 563 00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:10,025 Forward it?No expense to the government. 564 00:30:10,025 --> 00:30:13,028 Here are self-addressed envelopes equipped with airmail stamps. 565 00:30:13,028 --> 00:30:15,117 Have to turn you down, Al. 566 00:30:15,117 --> 00:30:18,991 Turn me down? Your best customer? 567 00:30:18,991 --> 00:30:21,602 After been dealing with this firm for 6 years. 568 00:30:21,602 --> 00:30:22,864 Never missed a week. 569 00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:25,040 Rules, you know. Sorry. 570 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,999 Don't appeal to my sympathy. 571 00:30:26,999 --> 00:30:29,175 I'm telling you one thing. 572 00:30:29,175 --> 00:30:32,047 Tactics like this will only embitter me. 573 00:30:32,047 --> 00:30:34,615 They will not drive me to work. 574 00:30:34,615 --> 00:30:36,573 Al, we got trouble. 575 00:30:36,573 --> 00:30:39,054 Seymour won't go to Hollywood and I can't leave him here. 576 00:30:39,054 --> 00:30:41,361 But you don't need the kid. You're the star. 577 00:30:41,361 --> 00:30:43,842 I know, but we've been friends for such a long time. 578 00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,931 And after all, I'd like to have him there for my wedding. 579 00:30:45,931 --> 00:30:47,933 What are you gonna do with him once he's out there? 580 00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:49,848 Find something for the kid. 581 00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,023 All big stars have stand-ins. 582 00:30:51,023 --> 00:30:53,068 I'll use Seymour. 583 00:30:53,068 --> 00:30:55,636 Ok, it's silly sentiment, but will talk to the lad for you. 584 00:30:55,636 --> 00:30:57,899 But you can't con him any more, Al. 585 00:30:57,899 --> 00:31:01,163 He knows you don't believe he has any talent and that we're not a team. 586 00:31:01,163 --> 00:31:02,991 So, if he doesn't go, I don't go. 587 00:31:02,991 --> 00:31:04,427 Will you leave it to me? 588 00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:06,603 Will meet you at Grand Central Station. 589 00:31:06,603 --> 00:31:08,562 The kid is as good as on the train. 590 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,061 What are you crying for, kid? 591 00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:33,848 Seymour, you're gonna miss the train. 592 00:31:33,848 --> 00:31:34,980 I'm not goin'. 593 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:36,329 Not goin'? 594 00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:38,244 When this is your great opportunity? 595 00:31:38,244 --> 00:31:39,941 My opportunity? You listen to me, Al. 596 00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:42,030 You listen to me, Seymour. 597 00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:46,034 Do you think I 'd take you out to California and not utilize you? 598 00:31:46,034 --> 00:31:47,731 Utilize me? Is that good? 599 00:31:47,731 --> 00:31:50,647 Good? Gonna make a fortune through your talent. 600 00:31:50,647 --> 00:31:52,519 Yeah? How? 601 00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:55,304 Do you think I'm going out there because of Steve? 602 00:31:55,304 --> 00:31:56,915 Well, he's got the contract. 603 00:31:56,915 --> 00:32:00,048 Don't you see, kid, he's just the decoy for you. 604 00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:02,050 You're the hidden talent. 605 00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:04,574 Do you realize where we're going? 606 00:32:04,574 --> 00:32:06,054 Hollywood? 607 00:32:06,054 --> 00:32:07,577 And where is Hollywood? 608 00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:09,753 I don't know. I didn't go that far in school. 609 00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:11,842 Why, kid, in the golden west. 610 00:32:11,842 --> 00:32:16,586 And who is the big star of the west in pictures and television? 611 00:32:16,586 --> 00:32:18,023 Hopalong Cassidy? Right. 612 00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:21,069 And how many Hopalong Cassidys are there? 613 00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:22,462 One?One. 614 00:32:22,462 --> 00:32:24,203 Do you think that's enough? 615 00:32:24,203 --> 00:32:25,987 Why? 616 00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:30,035 Son, they are crying for more Hopalongs. 617 00:32:30,035 --> 00:32:32,080 Crying for more western stars, 618 00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:35,954 men who are rugged and strong physically. 619 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,216 My chest ain't going nowhere. 620 00:32:37,216 --> 00:32:38,652 I'm too skinny. 621 00:32:38,652 --> 00:32:40,959 Listen, kid, they fatten cattle out there 622 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:44,049 and if it's good enough for a bull, it's good enough for you. 623 00:32:44,049 --> 00:32:45,964 That sounds fair. 624 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,878 Gee, Hopalong Cassidy. 625 00:32:47,878 --> 00:32:49,750 I could be Skipalong Seymour. 626 00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:51,926 Certainly, kid. You're the western type. 627 00:32:51,926 --> 00:32:55,103 I can see you now, riding down the trail. 628 00:32:57,192 --> 00:32:59,107 You're riding. 629 00:32:59,107 --> 00:33:02,502 You're riding faster and faster and faster and faster. 630 00:33:02,502 --> 00:33:04,243 Whoa. 631 00:33:04,243 --> 00:33:05,940 Now, you're off your horse. 632 00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:08,290 You got 2 guns on your side. 633 00:33:08,290 --> 00:33:10,945 Wait. What's that rustling noise? 634 00:33:10,945 --> 00:33:11,990 Rustlers? 635 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,339 Right. 636 00:33:13,339 --> 00:33:16,081 Now you're stalking, and stalking 637 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,694 and stalking through the underbrush. 638 00:33:22,957 --> 00:33:24,872 Looking for the killers. 639 00:33:24,872 --> 00:33:25,873 Oh! 640 00:33:25,873 --> 00:33:26,874 Oh! 641 00:33:30,573 --> 00:33:32,053 There are 40. 642 00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:35,230 40 desperate outlaws waiting to drill you. 643 00:33:35,230 --> 00:33:36,797 What's the matter? 644 00:33:36,797 --> 00:33:38,494 I'm scared. I think I 'm outnumbered. 645 00:33:38,494 --> 00:33:40,844 No, kid, you're great. You're a natural. 646 00:33:40,844 --> 00:33:42,759 When we get out there, I'll show you. 647 00:33:42,759 --> 00:33:44,326 Are you with me?I'm with you. 648 00:33:44,326 --> 00:33:46,111 Good. Meet you at the station. 649 00:33:50,724 --> 00:33:54,119 Al, my boy, sometimes you frighten me. 650 00:33:56,556 --> 00:33:58,645 My guns are gone. Will get my lasso. 651 00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:00,560 Hey! 652 00:34:02,388 --> 00:34:04,477 Al, come back! They got me! 653 00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:20,623 Oh, Al, what kind of accommodations do we have? 654 00:34:20,623 --> 00:34:22,799 I think you and Jane have a drawing room. 655 00:34:22,799 --> 00:34:24,758 But, Al, I can't draw. 656 00:34:24,758 --> 00:34:26,803 Now, where's that idiot? 657 00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:28,327 Lost, I hope. Come on. 658 00:34:34,028 --> 00:34:36,030 Can I help you, mister? 659 00:34:36,030 --> 00:34:37,553 Car 154, pardner. 660 00:34:37,553 --> 00:34:38,511 Yes, sir. 661 00:34:46,562 --> 00:34:48,912 AL: we are running up a lot of tabs. 662 00:34:48,912 --> 00:34:51,785 Still think you should have got an advance from Sanford. 663 00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:53,917 Al, don't be so petty. 664 00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:57,704 The trouble with you is you're just not a good judge of people. 665 00:34:57,704 --> 00:35:01,055 Oh, I think Al has a point. After a big lunch like this, 666 00:35:01,055 --> 00:35:03,013 why should we have soup for dessert? 667 00:35:03,013 --> 00:35:05,103 JANE: honey, that's a finger bowl. 668 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,887 You're supposed to wash your hands in it. 669 00:35:08,062 --> 00:35:09,846 Now she tells me. 670 00:35:09,846 --> 00:35:12,022 How much did you tip the porter last night, Irma? 671 00:35:12,022 --> 00:35:13,937 Oh, Al handled it for me. 672 00:35:13,937 --> 00:35:15,243 Gave the lad $100. 673 00:35:15,243 --> 00:35:17,027 $100 for a porter? 674 00:35:17,027 --> 00:35:18,594 He was very efficient. 675 00:35:18,594 --> 00:35:20,857 Al, must you always be a chiseler? 676 00:35:20,857 --> 00:35:22,642 Now, wait a minute. When opportunity strikes 677 00:35:22,642 --> 00:35:24,600 or when someone knows about loyalty 678 00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,820 and as far as financial difficulties are concerned, 679 00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:30,084 I'm certainly not persuaded to do as other people might say and do. 680 00:35:30,084 --> 00:35:31,607 One may be right, one may be wrong, 681 00:35:31,607 --> 00:35:33,696 but as far as my feelings are concerned 682 00:35:33,696 --> 00:35:37,222 you can never designate the possibilities of anyone knowing they're sure. 683 00:35:37,222 --> 00:35:39,224 What'd I say? 684 00:35:39,224 --> 00:35:42,357 Seymour, will you stay out of this. Nobody's talking to you. 685 00:35:42,357 --> 00:35:44,054 Oh, but, on the other hand-- 686 00:35:44,054 --> 00:35:45,578 Ah! Shut up. 687 00:35:51,410 --> 00:35:53,238 Oh, hold tight. 688 00:35:54,848 --> 00:35:56,545 Come on up here. 689 00:35:56,545 --> 00:35:58,678 Yippee, now look around. There. 690 00:36:07,556 --> 00:36:08,688 Hey! 691 00:36:15,042 --> 00:36:16,652 What's the idea, Steve? 692 00:36:16,652 --> 00:36:18,611 The sun's in my eyes. 693 00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:20,439 There's no sun here. 694 00:36:20,439 --> 00:36:21,831 Must be a reflection. 695 00:36:21,831 --> 00:36:23,616 Something out there's blinding me. 696 00:36:23,616 --> 00:36:25,400 Hey, Steve, isn't that the girl-- 697 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,446 AL: eat up, Seymour. Gonna be a long ride. 698 00:36:27,446 --> 00:36:30,666 Got to build them muscles for the west. 699 00:36:30,666 --> 00:36:32,015 I was about to say, Al-- 700 00:36:32,015 --> 00:36:34,975 All right, kid. Go ahead, say it. 701 00:36:34,975 --> 00:36:37,847 I can't eat the roll unless there's jelly on it. 702 00:36:43,592 --> 00:36:45,855 PHOTOGRAPHER: Hold it right there, please, Miss Yvonne. 703 00:36:45,855 --> 00:36:47,944 Thank you. 704 00:36:47,944 --> 00:36:49,946 REPORTER: So you're going through to Hollywood, miss Yvonne? 705 00:36:49,946 --> 00:36:52,079 Oui.But--but, only for a short time. 706 00:36:52,079 --> 00:36:53,950 Then Pierre and I are going directly 707 00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:55,691 to Las Vegas to divorce Victor. 708 00:36:55,691 --> 00:36:57,040 REPORTER: Pierre? 709 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:59,652 The only one who truly understand me. 710 00:36:59,652 --> 00:37:01,001 N'est-ce pas,Pierre? 711 00:37:01,001 --> 00:37:03,177 Well, any chance of a reconciliation? 712 00:37:03,177 --> 00:37:06,572 None. Victor thinks I'm an eccentric. 713 00:37:06,572 --> 00:37:08,400 I don't see why. 714 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,706 But we shall plead extreme mental cruelty. 715 00:37:10,706 --> 00:37:12,273 Won't we, Pierre? 716 00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:14,884 Miss Yvonne, what do you think of the divorce? 717 00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:18,323 Naturellement, I'm completely heartbroken. 718 00:37:18,323 --> 00:37:20,586 And you can quote me as saying, 719 00:37:20,586 --> 00:37:22,849 "I 'm through with men forever." 720 00:37:25,025 --> 00:37:27,157 I think I 'll run out and get some magazines. 721 00:37:27,157 --> 00:37:29,072 Oh, no, honey, I'll get them for you. 722 00:37:29,072 --> 00:37:30,639 No, I 'll go, Jane. A walk will help me 723 00:37:30,639 --> 00:37:32,989 clear the cobwebs off my mind. 724 00:37:32,989 --> 00:37:36,428 All right, honey, but hurry. Our--our train leaves in--in, uh, 5 minutes. 725 00:37:36,428 --> 00:37:38,865 Oh, don't worry, I never missed a train in my life. 726 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,435 Hello.Hello. 727 00:37:43,435 --> 00:37:45,915 Have you a Flair, Look, and Life for my girlfriend? 728 00:37:45,915 --> 00:37:48,222 Oh, I better have something to read myself. 729 00:37:48,222 --> 00:37:50,529 Have the new Flash Gordon comic books come in? 730 00:37:50,529 --> 00:37:52,226 I think so, miss.Oh, swell. 731 00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:57,013 all aboard! 732 00:37:59,668 --> 00:38:01,409 All aboard! 733 00:38:01,409 --> 00:38:02,845 Oh. 734 00:38:03,803 --> 00:38:05,631 Oh. 735 00:38:05,631 --> 00:38:06,762 Gosh! Here. 736 00:38:11,027 --> 00:38:14,683 Oh, Jane! Jane! Wait for me! 737 00:38:24,911 --> 00:38:30,046 "Am wiring $100. Take plane and meet us in Kansas city." 738 00:38:30,046 --> 00:38:31,309 That ought to do it. 739 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,354 Don't like chicken to fly. 740 00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:36,226 That dame's in a tailspin even when she's on the ground. 741 00:38:36,226 --> 00:38:40,796 Let's find the conductor. We'll wire in care of the station agent in Chicago. 742 00:38:44,147 --> 00:38:47,020 Are you sure you don't mind flying me to Albuquerque? 743 00:38:47,020 --> 00:38:49,892 Albuquerque? You hired me to take you to Kansas City. 744 00:38:49,892 --> 00:38:52,721 That's right, because I'm going to California. 745 00:38:52,721 --> 00:38:54,941 California? 746 00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:57,422 Well, I thought you said you had to meet some friends at Albuquerque? 747 00:38:57,422 --> 00:39:00,860 Oh, yes. That's why I want you to drop me in Kansas City. 748 00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:03,732 Look, lady, will you make up your mind? I'm going berserk. 749 00:39:03,732 --> 00:39:05,952 Berserk? Well, that's no good. 750 00:39:05,952 --> 00:39:08,128 I don't know anybody in berserk. Oh, mother! 751 00:39:17,529 --> 00:39:21,663 Jane! Jane! Wait for me! 752 00:39:21,663 --> 00:39:23,926 Well, ma'am, you almost missed it. 753 00:39:29,149 --> 00:39:31,238 Gosh! I'm sure glad I made it this time. 754 00:39:31,238 --> 00:39:32,500 See, I-I 've got friends aboard. 755 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:34,067 We're all going to Hollywood. 756 00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:35,938 Well, that's news for the engineer, 757 00:39:35,938 --> 00:39:38,114 'cause this train is headed for Chicago. 758 00:39:38,114 --> 00:39:39,986 Chicago? Let me out of here. 759 00:39:46,862 --> 00:39:48,560 Hey, we just passed Dodge City. 760 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,039 I'd better change my time. 761 00:39:53,869 --> 00:39:56,350 Hey, look at that monkey. He got my watch. 762 00:39:56,350 --> 00:39:58,874 What's a monkey want with a watch? Can he tell time? 763 00:39:58,874 --> 00:40:00,528 Oh, oh, come on, let's get it. 764 00:40:00,528 --> 00:40:01,616 Monkey, hey, monk, monkey. 765 00:40:02,965 --> 00:40:05,011 SEYMOUR: Here, monk, monkey, here monkey. 766 00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:06,273 Come on, little monkey. 767 00:40:06,273 --> 00:40:07,970 Here, monkey. 768 00:40:13,323 --> 00:40:16,544 Hey, looking for something? 769 00:40:16,544 --> 00:40:17,980 Uh, I lost my watch. 770 00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:19,634 What's the difference? 771 00:40:19,634 --> 00:40:22,985 I'll tell you what time it is when it is time. 772 00:40:22,985 --> 00:40:25,248 This is the way to look for a watch? 773 00:40:25,248 --> 00:40:27,294 Well, come in, sit down. 774 00:40:27,294 --> 00:40:29,078 How nice. 775 00:40:29,078 --> 00:40:30,906 We each have a traveling companion. 776 00:40:32,038 --> 00:40:33,648 Traveling companion. 777 00:40:33,648 --> 00:40:35,737 Are you crazy, lady? I'm a human being. 778 00:40:35,737 --> 00:40:37,826 Will you tell him to give me my watch? 779 00:40:37,826 --> 00:40:39,915 Yes. 780 00:40:39,915 --> 00:40:41,874 If you tell me what the reward is. 781 00:40:44,833 --> 00:40:47,009 What are you doing on this train? 782 00:40:47,009 --> 00:40:50,012 I have a contract to go to Hollywood to make pictures. 783 00:40:50,012 --> 00:40:51,013 With who? 784 00:40:51,013 --> 00:40:52,188 C.Y. Sanford. 785 00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:54,800 Never heard of him. 786 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,019 He gave me a great big deal. 787 00:40:57,019 --> 00:40:59,195 I'll give you a much better one. 788 00:43:29,737 --> 00:43:32,218 You're going to Hollywood the wrong way. 789 00:43:32,218 --> 00:43:33,828 What do you mean? 790 00:43:33,828 --> 00:43:36,614 I mean I never heard of Mr. Sanford. 791 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:42,054 But I--I do need a--a new leading man for my next picture. 792 00:43:42,054 --> 00:43:44,012 What kind of a guy must he be? 793 00:43:44,012 --> 00:43:48,626 Oh, he should be-- should be tall and handsome 794 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:50,976 and he should have black wavy hair 795 00:43:50,976 --> 00:43:54,762 and big brown eyes 796 00:43:54,762 --> 00:43:58,026 and he should be a little frightened. 797 00:43:58,026 --> 00:44:00,942 Oh, I 'm sorry, I haven't had much experience. 798 00:44:00,942 --> 00:44:04,554 Don't worry, we'll take long rehearsals. 799 00:44:04,554 --> 00:44:05,991 Well, I 'd better go. 800 00:44:05,991 --> 00:44:07,514 You see, I have a friend out here. 801 00:44:07,514 --> 00:44:10,038 Forget about your friend. 802 00:44:10,038 --> 00:44:11,692 Think about your career. 803 00:44:13,041 --> 00:44:17,045 Just relax and think about it. 804 00:44:23,051 --> 00:44:25,401 Oh! 805 00:44:25,401 --> 00:44:27,926 Well, thanks a lot, but I can't take the part. 806 00:44:27,926 --> 00:44:29,318 I got trouble. 807 00:44:47,423 --> 00:44:49,382 Jane, you've gotta quit running away from me. 808 00:44:49,382 --> 00:44:50,905 I gotta talk to you. 809 00:44:50,905 --> 00:44:53,299 Now, you're gonna sit here and listen to me. 810 00:44:53,299 --> 00:44:55,388 I love you and only you. 811 00:44:55,388 --> 00:44:56,911 Say you believe me. 812 00:44:56,911 --> 00:44:59,174 Yeah, I believe you, Steve, but-- 813 00:44:59,174 --> 00:45:01,916 Oh, stop it, Seymour. I'm looking for Jane. 814 00:45:01,916 --> 00:45:03,701 JANE: Here I am, Steve. 815 00:45:06,965 --> 00:45:08,357 Did you want to tell me something? 816 00:45:08,357 --> 00:45:10,316 Jane... 817 00:45:10,316 --> 00:45:13,101 I-I believe you, honey. And I don't mean to be jealous, 818 00:45:13,101 --> 00:45:15,495 it's just that there's something about you 819 00:45:15,495 --> 00:45:18,237 that--that makes me hate all other women. 820 00:45:18,237 --> 00:45:20,239 Will you forgive me? 821 00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:23,372 I even ordered us drinks, so we can celebrate. 822 00:45:24,809 --> 00:45:26,201 Here's to us. 823 00:45:26,201 --> 00:45:28,726 And you'll never doubt me again, right? 824 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:29,727 Right. 825 00:45:43,479 --> 00:45:45,612 I got a canasta. I'm out. 826 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,859 Albuquerque. 15-minute stop. 827 00:46:15,555 --> 00:46:17,165 Al! Al! 828 00:46:19,341 --> 00:46:23,345 Al! Al! Al! 829 00:46:23,345 --> 00:46:24,651 Chicken! Where you been? 830 00:46:24,651 --> 00:46:25,957 What took you so long? 831 00:46:25,957 --> 00:46:27,567 Did you come by covered wagon? 832 00:46:27,567 --> 00:46:29,569 Oh, don't scold me, Al. We're in terrible trouble. 833 00:46:29,569 --> 00:46:30,613 Trouble? 834 00:46:30,613 --> 00:46:31,876 Yes, look. 835 00:46:33,965 --> 00:46:37,142 Holy smoke! Shanghaied by a screwball. 836 00:46:37,142 --> 00:46:39,884 How'll we explain it to Jane after she spent everything she had? 837 00:46:39,884 --> 00:46:41,799 Should never let that dame manage things. 838 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:43,365 Warned her to get the dough first. 839 00:46:43,365 --> 00:46:45,890 Well, from now on, I'm taking over. 840 00:46:45,890 --> 00:46:47,630 Oh, Al, don't be angry at Jane. 841 00:46:47,630 --> 00:46:49,589 Remember, it's better to give than receive. 842 00:46:49,589 --> 00:46:52,461 What has that got to do with this murderous situation? 843 00:46:52,461 --> 00:46:55,769 Oh, nothing, Al. I just thought it was a good time to quote someone. 844 00:46:55,769 --> 00:46:57,249 Scram, chicken. Got to think. 845 00:46:57,249 --> 00:46:58,511 Steve, you better go with her. 846 00:46:58,511 --> 00:46:59,991 Break the news to Jane. 847 00:46:59,991 --> 00:47:03,081 Am going to start operating. 848 00:47:03,081 --> 00:47:05,997 An orange juice, please. Yes, ma'am. 849 00:47:05,997 --> 00:47:08,826 Shame on you. You don't do that. Be quiet. 850 00:47:10,218 --> 00:47:11,959 Garcon,make it 2. 851 00:47:11,959 --> 00:47:13,569 Oh, where is that young-- 852 00:47:13,569 --> 00:47:15,528 wanna talk to you about that. 853 00:47:15,528 --> 00:47:18,096 Have you noticed how that boy acts when he's around you? 854 00:47:18,096 --> 00:47:21,708 Yes, but fortunately I have Pierre along, so I 'm not too chilled. 855 00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:25,364 Oh, come now, I 'm surprised that a sophisticated dame like you-- 856 00:47:25,364 --> 00:47:28,019 You naughty boy. Come on down. 857 00:47:28,019 --> 00:47:31,022 I'm surprised that a sophisticated dame like you 858 00:47:31,022 --> 00:47:35,678 cannot spot this lad's smoldering, reluctant, suppressed desires. 859 00:47:35,678 --> 00:47:37,593 What do you mean? 860 00:47:37,593 --> 00:47:39,987 The boy is nuts about you. 861 00:47:39,987 --> 00:47:41,510 Nuts? 862 00:47:41,510 --> 00:47:44,731 Yeah, as you French would say, uh, nuts. 863 00:47:44,731 --> 00:47:47,212 Amour,nuts. 864 00:47:47,212 --> 00:47:49,867 Well, what about the other girl? 865 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:51,433 His mother. 866 00:47:51,433 --> 00:47:53,871 I'm going to Hollywood to start my new picture 867 00:47:53,871 --> 00:47:57,875 in which I could use a new leading man like Mr. Laird. 868 00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:02,531 My present one, it's getting much too old, a man of 32. 869 00:48:02,531 --> 00:48:04,316 Oh, great! Well, how about the kid? 870 00:48:04,316 --> 00:48:07,014 Unfortunately, I have to go to Las Vegas first. 871 00:48:07,014 --> 00:48:09,495 My business manager owns a nightclub there, 872 00:48:09,495 --> 00:48:12,019 the Lucky Dollar Club. 873 00:48:12,019 --> 00:48:14,108 I think I could arrange for Steve 874 00:48:14,108 --> 00:48:16,502 to work there while I'm getting my divorce. 875 00:48:16,502 --> 00:48:18,417 It's a deal. 876 00:48:18,417 --> 00:48:20,593 But you gotta understand, Miss Yvonne, 877 00:48:20,593 --> 00:48:22,682 this has to be a secret between us. 878 00:48:22,682 --> 00:48:26,512 As you French would say, entre preneur. 879 00:48:26,512 --> 00:48:28,079 Well, let everything up to me. 880 00:48:28,079 --> 00:48:30,516 I see you in 2 days at the Lucky Dollar Club 881 00:48:30,516 --> 00:48:31,909 when Steve open there. All right? 882 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:32,910 Right. 883 00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,868 That'll be 20 cents. 884 00:48:34,868 --> 00:48:37,610 Madame, your pleasure. 885 00:48:38,828 --> 00:48:41,048 Well, why all the gaiety? 886 00:48:41,048 --> 00:48:44,008 Oh, Al, Jane's trying to figure a way to get us back to New York. 887 00:48:44,008 --> 00:48:46,836 New York? What's playing there? 888 00:48:46,836 --> 00:48:47,881 Listen, al-- 889 00:48:47,881 --> 00:48:49,578 Now, you listen to me, Jane. 890 00:48:49,578 --> 00:48:51,972 You got us into this hole, you with your managing. 891 00:48:51,972 --> 00:48:53,887 You can't talk to Jane that way. 892 00:48:53,887 --> 00:48:55,715 Now, look, kid, let's face it. 893 00:48:55,715 --> 00:48:58,718 With this dame managing you, you are going nowhere 894 00:48:58,718 --> 00:49:00,720 with great rapidity. 895 00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:02,069 Why, you got a deal? 896 00:49:02,069 --> 00:49:03,549 Sure I got a deal. 897 00:49:03,549 --> 00:49:04,854 Got a terrific job 898 00:49:04,854 --> 00:49:07,509 singing in a swank Las Vegas club. 899 00:49:07,509 --> 00:49:08,946 But only on condition 900 00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:12,993 that from here on in, Al handles things. 901 00:49:12,993 --> 00:49:14,647 Think it over. 902 00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:18,868 I-I thought it over, manager. 903 00:49:18,868 --> 00:49:21,436 Well, now that's what I call thinking constructively. 904 00:49:21,436 --> 00:49:24,004 Seymour, you go and help the girls with their bags. 905 00:49:24,004 --> 00:49:25,963 Jane, check in at the Rosa mission hotel. 906 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:27,529 We got to stay here overnight. 907 00:49:27,529 --> 00:49:29,923 Steve, would like a word with you. 908 00:49:29,923 --> 00:49:32,752 Now, kid, I had a terrific time putting this deal across. 909 00:49:32,752 --> 00:49:34,058 But I finally got to the right party. 910 00:49:34,058 --> 00:49:35,363 What party? 911 00:49:35,363 --> 00:49:37,061 How's that?What party? 912 00:49:37,061 --> 00:49:38,366 Oh, well, Yvonne. 913 00:49:38,366 --> 00:49:39,889 Oh, Yvonne. 914 00:49:39,889 --> 00:49:41,239 Yvonne! You want me to get killed? 915 00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:42,283 What if Jane finds out? 916 00:49:42,283 --> 00:49:43,719 She don't have to. 917 00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:45,765 It's one of the chances we got to take. 918 00:49:45,765 --> 00:49:48,507 You open at the club, you're a hit, Hollywood snatches you. 919 00:49:48,507 --> 00:49:50,204 Then you can lose the French dame, you marry Jane 920 00:49:50,204 --> 00:49:52,424 and your kids will thank me to their dying day. 921 00:49:52,424 --> 00:49:55,557 Now, you go and romance Jane while I promote transportation to Las Vegas. 922 00:49:55,557 --> 00:49:57,385 All right, but that orange juice stand 923 00:49:57,385 --> 00:50:00,127 is beginning to look like the first national bank to me. 924 00:50:03,348 --> 00:50:05,741 Blankets. Real Indian blankets. 925 00:50:05,741 --> 00:50:08,135 Knock off. I need it like I need a hole in the head. 926 00:50:08,135 --> 00:50:10,833 Excellent buy. With each blanket, 927 00:50:10,833 --> 00:50:12,400 bead souvenir. 928 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:15,490 Look, Hiawatha, will you hit the road? 929 00:50:31,898 --> 00:50:33,639 Just a minute, noble brother. 930 00:50:33,639 --> 00:50:35,032 Yes? 931 00:50:35,032 --> 00:50:36,642 This is your car? 932 00:50:36,642 --> 00:50:37,860 One of them. 933 00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:40,863 The other 3 are parked in back of my wigwam. 934 00:50:41,690 --> 00:50:43,910 Pretty classy heap. 935 00:50:43,910 --> 00:50:46,391 Heap classy. But got to get rid of it. 936 00:50:47,740 --> 00:50:51,961 See? Under tires? Dirty. 937 00:50:51,961 --> 00:50:55,182 Chief, that much dough in blankets? 938 00:50:55,182 --> 00:50:57,141 Do very well. 939 00:50:57,141 --> 00:50:58,838 How many you got there? 940 00:50:58,838 --> 00:50:59,882 20. 941 00:50:59,882 --> 00:51:01,188 That'll do it. 942 00:51:01,188 --> 00:51:03,799 Just need 20. How much are they? 943 00:51:03,799 --> 00:51:05,497 $10 apiece. 944 00:51:05,497 --> 00:51:08,108 Cheap, chief. You'll take a check? 945 00:51:08,108 --> 00:51:10,284 No. Little suspicious 946 00:51:10,284 --> 00:51:14,114 ever since my great-grandfather sold Manhattan island. 947 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:16,986 Want cash. 948 00:51:16,986 --> 00:51:20,120 Well, uh, my treasurer will be here in half an hour. 949 00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,643 You'll trust me? 950 00:51:21,643 --> 00:51:22,775 Yes. 951 00:51:25,343 --> 00:51:27,910 Because I 'll be here, too. 952 00:51:27,910 --> 00:51:31,044 Blankets. Get your red hot blankets. 953 00:51:31,044 --> 00:51:32,872 Get your red hot blankets. 954 00:51:32,872 --> 00:51:34,308 Blankets, ladies? 955 00:51:34,308 --> 00:51:35,614 You married?No. 956 00:51:35,614 --> 00:51:36,658 Then you'll need them. 957 00:51:36,658 --> 00:51:37,703 Keep you nice and warm. 958 00:51:37,703 --> 00:51:39,487 Are you a Sioux? 959 00:51:39,487 --> 00:51:41,315 If you don't pay for the blankets, I'll sue you. 960 00:51:42,447 --> 00:51:43,883 Clever? Just made it up. 961 00:51:43,883 --> 00:51:47,191 Oh! You poor dear soul, you. 962 00:51:47,191 --> 00:51:49,845 What the white folks have done to you. 963 00:51:49,845 --> 00:51:51,456 What tribe was your mother? 964 00:51:51,456 --> 00:51:52,892 Stay out of my private life. 965 00:51:52,892 --> 00:51:54,285 You wanna buy blankets or don't you? 966 00:51:54,285 --> 00:51:55,895 Uh, well, we don't need any blankets. 967 00:51:55,895 --> 00:51:58,027 Why didn't you say so in the first place? 968 00:51:58,027 --> 00:52:00,639 Indian nuts? 969 00:52:00,639 --> 00:52:04,512 Halavah? Chocolate covered with nuts on top? 970 00:52:04,512 --> 00:52:06,297 Well, then, scram, tourists. 971 00:52:06,297 --> 00:52:08,386 If you're not gonna buy nothing, get out of here. 972 00:52:25,272 --> 00:52:27,927 Get your blankets. 973 00:52:27,927 --> 00:52:29,798 Red hot blankets. Blankets. 974 00:52:37,763 --> 00:52:39,895 Red hot blankets. 975 00:53:35,951 --> 00:53:37,779 Buenas noches,senorita. 976 00:53:37,779 --> 00:53:39,172 Ah! 977 00:53:39,172 --> 00:53:42,088 Uh, auf wiedersehen, senator. 978 00:53:44,873 --> 00:53:50,836 Before I sing a great love song for you, senorita,I take this rose, 979 00:53:50,836 --> 00:53:54,187 I kiss it, and give it to you to wear. 980 00:53:55,623 --> 00:53:56,798 Oh. 981 00:53:58,539 --> 00:53:59,932 Uh, 982 00:53:59,932 --> 00:54:03,022 Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! 983 00:54:03,022 --> 00:54:05,024 TRIO: Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! 984 00:54:09,811 --> 00:54:10,812 Oh! 985 00:54:24,957 --> 00:54:27,133 Oh, Al, did you see the moon? 986 00:54:27,133 --> 00:54:28,830 Why, is it missing? 987 00:54:28,830 --> 00:54:31,006 Oh, no, Al. Look out there. 988 00:54:31,006 --> 00:54:32,834 Did you ever see a sky like that? 989 00:54:32,834 --> 00:54:35,750 There's the big diaper and the little diaper 990 00:54:35,750 --> 00:54:37,709 and Venus and mercurochrome. 991 00:54:37,709 --> 00:54:39,188 They're all out tonight. 992 00:54:39,188 --> 00:54:40,625 Then they ain't lonely. 993 00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:41,930 They don't need me. Scram. 994 00:54:41,930 --> 00:54:43,323 "Scram," Al? 995 00:54:43,323 --> 00:54:44,933 But we've been engaged for 5 years. 996 00:54:44,933 --> 00:54:46,979 We've got to take advantage of nights like these. 997 00:54:46,979 --> 00:54:49,024 Agree we've got to take advantage. 998 00:54:49,024 --> 00:54:50,722 That's why I'm sitting here 999 00:54:50,722 --> 00:54:52,898 Waiting for a pigeon to get into a little game. 1000 00:54:54,334 --> 00:54:55,988 But, Al, don't I mean anything to you? 1001 00:54:55,988 --> 00:54:57,642 How can you talk about gambling 1002 00:54:57,642 --> 00:54:58,991 When the night was made for love? 1003 00:54:58,991 --> 00:55:00,601 Chicken, don't get hysterical. 1004 00:55:00,601 --> 00:55:02,037 I got to make a buck. 1005 00:55:02,037 --> 00:55:03,387 But the moon is-- 1006 00:55:03,387 --> 00:55:04,649 Chicken, got news for you. 1007 00:55:04,649 --> 00:55:06,433 The moon is made out of green cheese 1008 00:55:06,433 --> 00:55:09,175 and I 'm the kind of a guy who likes a little bread with it. 1009 00:55:09,175 --> 00:55:11,830 So will you very kindly blow? 1010 00:55:16,138 --> 00:55:17,836 Demanding dame. 1011 00:55:20,926 --> 00:55:22,754 All alone, friend? 1012 00:55:26,061 --> 00:55:31,153 Why, yes. Do you, uh, indulge? 1013 00:55:31,153 --> 00:55:33,547 Well, now and then I play a little cribbage. 1014 00:55:33,547 --> 00:55:34,592 Ever gamble? 1015 00:55:34,592 --> 00:55:35,897 No. 1016 00:55:35,897 --> 00:55:38,639 But I 've always had a yearning. 1017 00:55:38,639 --> 00:55:41,207 Friend, yearn no more. 1018 00:55:41,947 --> 00:55:43,209 Sit down. 1019 00:55:43,209 --> 00:55:44,515 Thank you. 1020 00:55:49,868 --> 00:55:51,086 Butterfingers. 1021 00:56:12,891 --> 00:56:16,242 ♪ Day after day ♪ 1022 00:56:16,242 --> 00:56:18,636 ♪ I 'll always love you ♪ 1023 00:56:21,116 --> 00:56:24,990 ♪ Live just to say ♪ 1024 00:56:24,990 --> 00:56:27,906 ♪ I 'll always love you ♪ 1025 00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:32,824 ♪ Dear one ♪ 1026 00:56:32,824 --> 00:56:37,132 ♪ Your nearness is my treasure ♪ 1027 00:56:38,743 --> 00:56:41,485 ♪ Dear one ♪ 1028 00:56:41,485 --> 00:56:45,967 ♪ Your kiss is rich as wine ♪ 1029 00:56:45,967 --> 00:56:50,885 ♪ And it's mine, yes, it's mine ♪ 1030 00:56:50,885 --> 00:56:54,498 ♪ The wonder of you ♪ 1031 00:56:55,803 --> 00:56:59,416 ♪ Yours, love is yours ♪ 1032 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:03,898 ♪ Because I love you ♪ 1033 00:57:03,898 --> 00:57:07,424 ♪ To you I give my heart ♪ 1034 00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:11,645 ♪ So madly, madly beating ♪ 1035 00:57:11,645 --> 00:57:15,954 ♪ With every beat repeating ♪ 1036 00:57:15,954 --> 00:57:20,741 ♪ I 'll always love you so ♪ 1037 00:57:29,968 --> 00:57:31,665 May I deal once? 1038 00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:34,233 If you insist. 1039 00:57:34,233 --> 00:57:35,408 Thank you. 1040 00:58:01,913 --> 00:58:05,612 Where do you learn to shuffle cards like that, friend? 1041 00:58:05,612 --> 00:58:07,701 Oh, I have 3 young grandchildren. 1042 00:58:07,701 --> 00:58:09,877 When they come over to the house once a week, 1043 00:58:09,877 --> 00:58:11,618 I play old maid with them. 1044 00:58:11,618 --> 00:58:12,576 Oh. 1045 00:58:22,107 --> 00:58:24,326 Will open for $200. 1046 00:58:24,326 --> 00:58:26,067 I'll raise you $200. 1047 00:58:29,984 --> 00:58:31,290 Raise. 1048 00:58:31,290 --> 00:58:32,465 I'll raise. 1049 00:58:36,904 --> 00:58:38,036 Raise. 1050 00:58:38,036 --> 00:58:39,254 I'll raise. 1051 00:58:44,129 --> 00:58:45,913 Will call. 1052 00:58:45,913 --> 00:58:47,785 How many cards would you like, sir? 1053 00:58:47,785 --> 00:58:50,918 None. Am pat. How about you? 1054 00:58:50,918 --> 00:58:56,097 Well, I-I-I haven't looked at these yet, but, uh, I 'll use these. 1055 00:58:56,097 --> 00:58:57,490 Ok, check. 1056 00:58:57,490 --> 00:58:59,666 All right. 1057 00:58:59,666 --> 00:59:02,626 Read them and weep. Straight. 1058 00:59:02,626 --> 00:59:04,932 Now, what does it take to beat that, friend? 1059 00:59:04,932 --> 00:59:06,847 It'll take at least a flush. 1060 00:59:06,847 --> 00:59:10,764 Oh, I haven't got it. But I have got a full house. 1061 00:59:10,764 --> 00:59:11,983 How do you know? 1062 00:59:11,983 --> 00:59:15,029 You haven't looked at the cards. 1063 00:59:15,029 --> 00:59:17,336 It's beginner's luck, I guess. 1064 00:59:19,033 --> 00:59:22,384 Well, it's 7:00. Past my bedtime. 1065 00:59:22,384 --> 00:59:24,343 Well, guess will have to go now. 1066 00:59:24,343 --> 00:59:25,518 Must you? 1067 00:59:25,518 --> 00:59:26,998 Well, I got-- 1068 00:59:26,998 --> 00:59:29,914 You still have $400 of my money, you know. 1069 00:59:29,914 --> 00:59:32,133 Like to give you a chance to get it back, 1070 00:59:32,133 --> 00:59:34,788 but got to be in Las Vegas in the morning. 1071 00:59:36,834 --> 00:59:38,444 Sit down, friend. 1072 00:59:41,882 --> 00:59:43,797 You're a likely-looking fellow. 1073 00:59:43,797 --> 00:59:45,756 Like the way you handle cards. 1074 00:59:45,756 --> 00:59:48,410 Almost as good as I was when I broke in. 1075 00:59:49,107 --> 00:59:51,022 You a gambler? 1076 00:59:51,022 --> 00:59:53,764 Let's just say I'm a businessman. 1077 00:59:53,764 --> 00:59:55,896 But I represent a group of gamblers. 1078 00:59:55,896 --> 00:59:58,246 We're planning on opening in Vegas. 1079 00:59:58,246 --> 01:00:00,031 I'm always looking for new talent 1080 01:00:00,031 --> 01:00:01,772 to handle one of my roulette wheels. 1081 01:00:01,772 --> 01:00:03,643 You interested? 1082 01:00:03,643 --> 01:00:08,169 Well, might be. What is your proposition? 1083 01:00:08,169 --> 01:00:12,565 10% of take and advance transportation to Las Vegas. 1084 01:00:12,565 --> 01:00:13,871 Well, uh,Good. 1085 01:00:13,871 --> 01:00:16,917 I like a man who makes decisions. 1086 01:00:16,917 --> 01:00:18,440 I've chartered a plane. 1087 01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:19,833 We leave in half an hour. 1088 01:00:19,833 --> 01:00:21,226 But I have friends. 1089 01:00:21,226 --> 01:00:22,662 It's a large plane. 1090 01:00:22,662 --> 01:00:25,360 Now, start packing, friend. 1091 01:00:52,823 --> 01:00:53,954 Oh! 1092 01:00:53,954 --> 01:00:55,347 Hey, what's the big idea? 1093 01:00:55,347 --> 01:00:56,827 Oh, my goodness! 1094 01:00:56,827 --> 01:00:58,437 What are you doing under the sand? 1095 01:00:58,437 --> 01:01:00,265 A little doggie buried me. 1096 01:01:00,265 --> 01:01:02,528 What's the matter, can't a guy even relax? 1097 01:01:25,072 --> 01:01:26,508 Oh, there's Al. 1098 01:01:28,772 --> 01:01:30,861 Excuse me a minute, girls. 1099 01:01:32,340 --> 01:01:34,168 I've been trying to locate you, Al. 1100 01:01:34,168 --> 01:01:35,343 More trouble? 1101 01:01:35,343 --> 01:01:37,084 That Yvonne dame is in town. 1102 01:01:37,084 --> 01:01:38,782 How do you know? 1103 01:01:41,872 --> 01:01:45,136 Go ahead, wise guy, figure out an angle for that. 1104 01:01:45,136 --> 01:01:47,965 Well, I told you we'd have to play the odds, kid. 1105 01:01:47,965 --> 01:01:50,097 The odds are 50-1 I'm dead if Jane finds out. 1106 01:01:50,097 --> 01:01:51,838 This is my wedding night. 1107 01:01:51,838 --> 01:01:53,797 Steve, my boy, this is no time for sentiment. 1108 01:01:53,797 --> 01:01:55,842 Sentiment? I got news for you. 1109 01:01:55,842 --> 01:01:57,975 If Jane finds out Yvonne's in town, I'm not opening tonight. 1110 01:01:57,975 --> 01:01:59,977 Steve, take my word. 1111 01:01:59,977 --> 01:02:02,631 Jane will not be at the opening tonight. 1112 01:02:02,631 --> 01:02:05,722 Now, get back to her before she gets suspicious. 1113 01:02:07,201 --> 01:02:09,551 Got to get an angle. 1114 01:02:09,551 --> 01:02:11,118 Got to get an angle. 1115 01:02:11,118 --> 01:02:13,860 IRMA: Al. 1116 01:02:13,860 --> 01:02:16,907 You didn't say anything about my new bathing suit. 1117 01:02:16,907 --> 01:02:18,691 You got one on? 1118 01:02:18,691 --> 01:02:21,433 Oh, Al, don't you pay any attention? 1119 01:02:21,433 --> 01:02:24,566 Chicken, with the problems I've got on my mind, 1120 01:02:24,566 --> 01:02:27,831 you could be wearing a suit of armor and wouldn't notice. 1121 01:02:27,831 --> 01:02:30,007 Oh, Al, if you're in trouble, I was thinking-- 1122 01:02:30,007 --> 01:02:32,661 Chicken, with you, that's dangerous. 1123 01:02:32,661 --> 01:02:36,317 Wait a minute. I got an idea. 1124 01:02:36,317 --> 01:02:38,798 Tell you what I want you to do. 1125 01:02:38,798 --> 01:02:41,932 Oh, I 'm sick, I tell you. Oh! 1126 01:02:43,672 --> 01:02:44,717 What are you doing here? 1127 01:02:44,717 --> 01:02:46,153 Where is she? 1128 01:02:46,153 --> 01:02:49,548 Chicken. Oh, was right. Was right. 1129 01:02:49,548 --> 01:02:51,942 She looked murderous all day, and when she didn't call me 1130 01:02:51,942 --> 01:02:53,682 I knew the poor kid was off the beam. 1131 01:02:53,682 --> 01:02:55,162 You better have a look at her, doc. 1132 01:02:55,162 --> 01:02:56,424 Doctor-- 1133 01:02:56,424 --> 01:02:57,817 Ain't got time for introductions. 1134 01:02:57,817 --> 01:02:59,558 What do you say, doc? How bad is she? 1135 01:02:59,558 --> 01:03:00,994 Ah! 1136 01:03:00,994 --> 01:03:02,691 Oh, wonder where she caught it. 1137 01:03:02,691 --> 01:03:03,910 Mmm! 1138 01:03:03,910 --> 01:03:04,955 Oh, probably contagious, too. 1139 01:03:04,955 --> 01:03:07,000 Be quiet, Al. 1140 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,394 Doctor, is there anything seriously the matter with this girl? 1141 01:03:09,394 --> 01:03:11,875 Could I see you in private, please? 1142 01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:12,876 Yes. 1143 01:03:17,402 --> 01:03:19,012 Chicken, your act is terrific. 1144 01:03:19,012 --> 01:03:20,361 You even look sick. 1145 01:03:20,361 --> 01:03:22,320 How'd you get that green complexion? 1146 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:24,670 Oh, you know, when I do anything, I always do it right. 1147 01:03:24,670 --> 01:03:26,628 I swallowed a whole bottle of pickles. 1148 01:03:26,628 --> 01:03:28,065 Great, chicken. 1149 01:03:28,065 --> 01:03:30,415 I'm going to sneak back to the quicksand club 1150 01:03:30,415 --> 01:03:31,851 and after tonight's cleaning, 1151 01:03:31,851 --> 01:03:33,810 you and me is as good as hitched. 1152 01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:37,683 Oh, when I think of marrying you, I could stay sick forever. 1153 01:03:53,220 --> 01:03:55,527 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Lucky Dollar. 1154 01:03:55,527 --> 01:03:58,138 We start our floorshow by bringing you a new singing discovery 1155 01:03:58,138 --> 01:04:00,271 who is making his first appearance. 1156 01:04:00,271 --> 01:04:03,752 How about a great big western welcome? Mr. Steve Laird. 1157 01:04:26,993 --> 01:04:30,867 ♪ This is a pretty song ♪ 1158 01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:34,914 ♪ But I don't like it ♪ 1159 01:04:34,914 --> 01:04:38,962 ♪ Don't want a city song ♪ 1160 01:04:38,962 --> 01:04:41,007 ♪ Wanna sing western ♪ 1161 01:04:41,007 --> 01:04:44,968 ♪ That is the best darn music in all the world ♪ 1162 01:04:44,968 --> 01:04:48,145 ♪ Oh, we're gonna have a low-down hoe-down tonight ♪ 1163 01:04:48,145 --> 01:04:50,930 ♪ Step up, stranger, try your hand ♪ 1164 01:04:50,930 --> 01:04:53,715 ♪ Have a hi-dee-hoe-down tonight ♪ 1165 01:04:53,715 --> 01:04:57,806 ♪ To the diddle of the fiddle and the guitar band ♪ 1166 01:04:57,806 --> 01:05:01,114 ♪ Gonna git a little gal and sashay tonight ♪ 1167 01:05:01,114 --> 01:05:04,030 ♪ Prairie music, that's our brand ♪ 1168 01:05:04,030 --> 01:05:06,728 ♪ Who cares if they're playin' it right ♪ 1169 01:05:06,728 --> 01:05:09,949 ♪ Long as we can hear the fiddle and the guitar band ♪ 1170 01:05:09,949 --> 01:05:12,647 Won't he be wonderful in my next picture? 1171 01:05:12,647 --> 01:05:15,389 Yvonne, darling, the part calls for an older man. 1172 01:05:15,389 --> 01:05:17,435 Don't worry. 1173 01:05:17,435 --> 01:05:20,655 When I 'll be through with him, he will be older and wiser. 1174 01:05:20,655 --> 01:05:22,788 ♪ ...Beef and barbecue ball ♪ 1175 01:05:22,788 --> 01:05:26,052 ♪ You can bet a silver dollar I'm a-goin' tonight. ♪ 1176 01:05:26,052 --> 01:05:29,012 ♪ Finest wing-a-ding in the land ♪ 1177 01:05:29,012 --> 01:05:31,840 ♪ See me a-heel-and-toein' tonight ♪ 1178 01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:35,453 ♪ To the diddle of the fiddle and the guitar band. ♪ 1179 01:05:35,453 --> 01:05:37,455 ♪ Swing your partner down the middle ♪ 1180 01:05:37,455 --> 01:05:39,631 ♪ But be sure you're with the diddle ♪ 1181 01:05:39,631 --> 01:05:43,287 ♪ And the twiddle of the fiddle and the guitar band ♪ 1182 01:05:49,902 --> 01:05:52,296 Get ready for the square dance! 1183 01:05:52,296 --> 01:05:54,994 SEYMOUR: Make way for a lop-eared, ring-tailed, 1184 01:05:54,994 --> 01:05:59,303 smoke-eating, dad-blasted, iron-livered varmint. 1185 01:05:59,303 --> 01:06:02,610 SEYMOUR: ♪ Oh, I 'm gonna ride a mean coyote tonight ♪ 1186 01:06:02,610 --> 01:06:05,483 ♪ Smoke some cactus, that's my brand ♪ 1187 01:06:05,483 --> 01:06:07,964 ♪ Watch my pistols blazin' tonight ♪ 1188 01:06:07,964 --> 01:06:11,706 ♪ In the middle of the fiddle and guitar band ♪ 1189 01:06:16,929 --> 01:06:20,150 ♪ Oh I 'm gonna shoot a few dumb sheriffs tonight ♪ 1190 01:06:20,150 --> 01:06:23,022 ♪ Chase that posse off my land ♪ 1191 01:06:23,022 --> 01:06:25,764 ♪ Don't you rile me stranger tonight ♪ 1192 01:06:25,764 --> 01:06:28,767 ♪ Or I 'll riddle up the fiddle and guitar band ♪ 1193 01:06:28,767 --> 01:06:30,203 Now, get, Seymour. 1194 01:06:30,203 --> 01:06:31,248 I gotta call the square dance. 1195 01:06:31,248 --> 01:06:32,771 Get yourself. 1196 01:06:32,771 --> 01:06:34,077 I'm calling the square dance, pardner. 1197 01:06:34,077 --> 01:06:35,904 Now get. Go on, get. 1198 01:06:35,904 --> 01:06:37,732 ♪ Form your squares and circle 'round ♪ 1199 01:06:37,732 --> 01:06:40,039 ♪ Gonna have the best square dance in town ♪ 1200 01:06:40,039 --> 01:06:42,955 ♪ Pass the biscuits, pass the grits pass the pills afore it hits ♪ 1201 01:06:42,955 --> 01:06:44,870 ♪ Play it pretty on the accordeen ♪ 1202 01:06:44,870 --> 01:06:46,741 ♪ There's old Pete. Say, how've you been? ♪ 1203 01:06:46,741 --> 01:06:48,352 Ha, ha, ha, 1204 01:06:48,352 --> 01:06:49,831 ♪ Promenade, left and watch that twist ♪ 1205 01:06:49,831 --> 01:06:51,703 ♪ Grand right left, right after this ♪ 1206 01:06:51,703 --> 01:06:53,705 ♪ Got a dog named ginger how she yaps ♪ 1207 01:06:53,705 --> 01:06:55,533 ♪ Does she bite? No, ginger snaps ♪ 1208 01:06:55,533 --> 01:06:57,317 Ha, ha, ha, 1209 01:06:57,317 --> 01:07:01,321 ♪ promenade away we go finish up with a do-sa-do ♪ 1210 01:07:05,282 --> 01:07:07,023 Oh, don't feel badly, Jane. 1211 01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:08,807 At least you can hear him. 1212 01:07:08,807 --> 01:07:11,592 But I did so want to see him. 1213 01:07:11,592 --> 01:07:14,291 Well, I guess this is better than nothing. 1214 01:07:25,737 --> 01:07:28,827 ♪ You can bet a silver dollar I'm goin' tonight ♪ 1215 01:07:28,827 --> 01:07:31,221 ♪ Finest wingding in the land ♪ 1216 01:07:31,221 --> 01:07:34,006 ♪ See me a-heel-and-toein' tonight ♪ 1217 01:07:34,006 --> 01:07:37,053 ♪ To the diddle of the fiddle and the guitar band ♪ 1218 01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:39,055 ♪ Swing your partner down the middle ♪ 1219 01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:41,144 ♪ But be sure you're with the diddle ♪ 1220 01:07:41,144 --> 01:07:45,931 ♪ And the twiddle of the fiddle and the guitar band ♪ 1221 01:07:50,109 --> 01:07:51,806 The show is over. 1222 01:07:51,806 --> 01:07:54,766 It is? Oh, well, I feel better. 1223 01:07:54,766 --> 01:07:56,637 Irma, how come you recovered so quickly? 1224 01:07:56,637 --> 01:07:58,509 Well, there's no point being sick now. 1225 01:07:58,509 --> 01:07:59,988 What? 1226 01:07:59,988 --> 01:08:01,903 Well I--I come from a fighting family. 1227 01:08:01,903 --> 01:08:03,775 We fight these things off quickly. 1228 01:08:03,775 --> 01:08:04,819 Hardy stock, you know. 1229 01:08:04,819 --> 01:08:06,473 Wait a minute. 1230 01:08:06,473 --> 01:08:08,780 Irma Peterson, did you purposely get sick 1231 01:08:08,780 --> 01:08:10,869 to keep me from going to the opening tonight? 1232 01:08:10,869 --> 01:08:12,436 Jane, how can you say such things? 1233 01:08:12,436 --> 01:08:14,220 Never mind, you better tell me the truth. 1234 01:08:14,220 --> 01:08:17,005 Now, Jane, don't pump me. 1235 01:08:17,005 --> 01:08:21,445 Irma, are you keeping something from me that I should know? 1236 01:08:21,445 --> 01:08:25,057 Jane, you can beat me, you can torture me, you can wrack me on the wheel, 1237 01:08:25,057 --> 01:08:27,277 you can quarter me into 6 and a half pieces. 1238 01:08:27,277 --> 01:08:28,452 But you'll never find out from me 1239 01:08:28,452 --> 01:08:30,497 that Yvonne, the French actress 1240 01:08:30,497 --> 01:08:33,674 is responsible for Steve's singing at the Lucky Dollar Club. 1241 01:08:33,674 --> 01:08:34,936 Yvonne. Yvonne? 1242 01:08:34,936 --> 01:08:36,242 That woman we saw on the train? 1243 01:08:36,242 --> 01:08:38,592 Yes. Uh, but I refuse to answer. 1244 01:08:38,592 --> 01:08:40,203 Why, that French... 1245 01:08:40,203 --> 01:08:41,813 that French...Yeah. 1246 01:08:41,813 --> 01:08:44,555 And Steve promised me he'd never see her again. 1247 01:08:44,555 --> 01:08:47,210 Now you understand why we didn't want you to go to the opening tonight. 1248 01:08:47,210 --> 01:08:49,777 Not go? Ha, ha, ha. Are you kidding? 1249 01:08:49,777 --> 01:08:52,737 Why, I'll give him an opening that'll close both his eyes. 1250 01:08:52,737 --> 01:08:56,523 All right, Jane, but remember, I didn't tell you. 1251 01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:02,486 Let's not go back to the table. 1252 01:09:02,486 --> 01:09:04,705 Let's go over to the bungalow, 1253 01:09:04,705 --> 01:09:06,577 and we'll talk about the script. 1254 01:09:06,577 --> 01:09:08,144 Oh, I'm gonna level with you. 1255 01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:10,015 You've been very decent to give me this break 1256 01:09:10,015 --> 01:09:11,886 but I 'm in love with someone else. 1257 01:09:11,886 --> 01:09:14,628 So what? Every man is in love. 1258 01:09:14,628 --> 01:09:16,630 That's what make it interesting. 1259 01:09:16,630 --> 01:09:18,066 But you don't understand. 1260 01:09:18,066 --> 01:09:19,851 She and I are gonna get married tonight. 1261 01:09:19,851 --> 01:09:22,070 Married? But that's for peasant. 1262 01:09:22,070 --> 01:09:24,725 Well, I 'm pretty much of a peasant myself. So long. 1263 01:09:28,947 --> 01:09:31,950 Well, it's too bad. You're such a nice boy. 1264 01:09:33,299 --> 01:09:35,171 So I'll say, au revoir. 1265 01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:42,787 Well, Lafayette's mother, I'm here. 1266 01:09:42,787 --> 01:09:44,876 Jane, honey, where've you been? 1267 01:09:44,876 --> 01:09:48,096 I missed your opening, but I arrived in time to close you out. 1268 01:09:48,096 --> 01:09:50,273 Here, here's your ring. 1269 01:09:50,273 --> 01:09:53,406 Wear it through your nose, so she can lead you around on a leash. 1270 01:09:53,406 --> 01:09:55,278 Jane. 1271 01:09:55,278 --> 01:09:58,629 Now that you are single, come with me. 1272 01:10:07,855 --> 01:10:09,857 AL: what is this? 1273 01:10:09,857 --> 01:10:12,338 SHARPIE: Well, that's what gives the house a little edge. 1274 01:10:12,338 --> 01:10:15,254 You mean, you cannot lose? 1275 01:10:15,254 --> 01:10:17,648 Lose? The house lose? 1276 01:10:17,648 --> 01:10:20,085 Oh, don't even think like that, my friend. 1277 01:10:21,042 --> 01:10:23,044 That isn't healthy. 1278 01:10:23,044 --> 01:10:24,742 Got you. 1279 01:10:24,742 --> 01:10:27,092 Good luck, my boy. We'll be around. 1280 01:10:36,797 --> 01:10:38,799 Al, Al. 1281 01:10:38,799 --> 01:10:42,325 Chicken. Told you, never bust into my place of business. 1282 01:10:42,325 --> 01:10:44,805 Oh, Al, I got terrible news. 1283 01:10:44,805 --> 01:10:47,765 Jane found out about Yvonne and had a fight with Steve 1284 01:10:47,765 --> 01:10:48,766 and she's going back to New York. 1285 01:10:48,766 --> 01:10:50,594 So what? 1286 01:10:50,594 --> 01:10:53,118 Al, did you hear what I said? I said Jane found-- 1287 01:10:53,118 --> 01:10:55,903 Look, chicken, am not interested in Jane. 1288 01:10:55,903 --> 01:10:57,253 Steve was a big hit tonight, 1289 01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:58,863 and with the little job I'm doing here, 1290 01:10:58,863 --> 01:11:01,909 we got a one-way ticket on that gravy train. 1291 01:11:01,909 --> 01:11:03,694 Al, we're opening in a few minutes. 1292 01:11:03,694 --> 01:11:04,738 Come on over and check in. 1293 01:11:04,738 --> 01:11:06,740 Am coming. 1294 01:11:06,740 --> 01:11:09,308 Now, chicken, run along and rejoice in your good fortune. 1295 01:11:09,308 --> 01:11:12,529 Before you know it, you will be Mrs. Al. 1296 01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:15,749 Oh, Mrs. Al. 1297 01:11:17,316 --> 01:11:21,233 Oh, my Al, respectable businessman. 1298 01:11:24,802 --> 01:11:27,500 Al. He's so untidy. 1299 01:11:27,500 --> 01:11:30,764 He'll lose a job if he doesn't keep this place neat. 1300 01:11:32,853 --> 01:11:35,900 The things I have to do to help that man's career. 1301 01:11:35,900 --> 01:11:37,945 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 1302 01:11:37,945 --> 01:11:41,340 Oh, well, a man is only as good as the woman behind him. 1303 01:11:45,475 --> 01:11:50,436 Jane, you can't do this. You can't go back. 1304 01:11:50,436 --> 01:11:52,873 Irma Peterson, the less you say, the better. 1305 01:11:52,873 --> 01:11:56,007 But Jane, I--I thought it was for your own good. 1306 01:11:56,007 --> 01:11:57,704 For my own good? 1307 01:11:57,704 --> 01:11:59,358 Locking me in this room on my wedding night 1308 01:11:59,358 --> 01:12:01,142 while you pretend to be dying 1309 01:12:01,142 --> 01:12:04,668 so that Steve can be alone with that French, man-eating shark. 1310 01:12:04,668 --> 01:12:06,670 Letting that deadbeat boyfriend of yours 1311 01:12:06,670 --> 01:12:08,933 and that quack doctor make a fool out of me. 1312 01:12:08,933 --> 01:12:11,762 Oh, Jane, you're wrong, he wasn't a quack doctor. 1313 01:12:11,762 --> 01:12:13,938 He was a lumberjack. 1314 01:12:13,938 --> 01:12:16,810 I should have known when I saw him examining your head. 1315 01:12:16,810 --> 01:12:18,986 Now, if you'll do me a favor, you'll get out. 1316 01:12:18,986 --> 01:12:22,816 But Jane, we've been friends for so many years. 1317 01:12:22,816 --> 01:12:24,296 We were friends. 1318 01:12:35,786 --> 01:12:37,091 Something wrong, miss? 1319 01:12:37,091 --> 01:12:39,050 Oh, everything's wrong. 1320 01:12:39,050 --> 01:12:41,835 You see, Jane's angry at Steve, 1321 01:12:41,835 --> 01:12:46,536 and--and she thinks I was trying to make a monkey out of her. 1322 01:12:46,536 --> 01:12:48,625 And, oh, I don't think you'd understand. 1323 01:12:48,625 --> 01:12:50,061 I don't think anybody would. 1324 01:12:50,061 --> 01:12:51,758 Can we drive you anyplace, miss? 1325 01:12:51,758 --> 01:12:54,326 Oh, yes, w-would you drive me to the Quicksand Club? 1326 01:12:54,326 --> 01:12:56,328 Sure. Hop in, sister. 1327 01:12:56,328 --> 01:12:58,678 It was awfully sweet of you boys to give me a lift. 1328 01:12:58,678 --> 01:13:01,159 Oh, that's all right, ma'am. Happy to do it. 1329 01:13:01,159 --> 01:13:04,292 Well, next time you have a fireman's ball, count me in. 1330 01:13:05,990 --> 01:13:08,471 AL: Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen. 1331 01:13:10,995 --> 01:13:13,084 AL: Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen. 1332 01:13:16,261 --> 01:13:18,394 15, black. 1333 01:13:31,232 --> 01:13:33,713 AL: Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen. 1334 01:13:39,980 --> 01:13:41,721 8, black. 1335 01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:50,948 Take it easy. 1336 01:13:50,948 --> 01:13:52,645 That might have been an accident. 1337 01:13:56,127 --> 01:13:57,824 Place your bets. 1338 01:14:10,097 --> 01:14:12,056 24, black. 1339 01:14:15,886 --> 01:14:19,455 Seems like everybody's lucky tonight. 1340 01:14:25,548 --> 01:14:28,072 SHARPIE: Take over, Jeff. 1341 01:14:28,072 --> 01:14:30,857 CROUPIER: Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen. 1342 01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:37,647 But, tell you, didn't do it. 1343 01:14:37,647 --> 01:14:39,344 Don't know what happened. 1344 01:14:39,344 --> 01:14:40,954 Well, don't worry about it. We'll find out. 1345 01:14:40,954 --> 01:14:42,826 The autopsy will show everything. 1346 01:14:42,826 --> 01:14:46,482 Look, friend, you can only double-cross us once. 1347 01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:48,832 You cost us $50,000. 1348 01:14:48,832 --> 01:14:51,138 You're going on your last ride. Get in. 1349 01:14:57,231 --> 01:14:58,755 Hold it, the cops. 1350 01:15:03,977 --> 01:15:05,283 Chicken! 1351 01:15:06,937 --> 01:15:08,634 Chicken! Chicken! 1352 01:15:13,204 --> 01:15:15,336 AL: Chicken, they are taking me for a ride. 1353 01:15:15,336 --> 01:15:16,686 Oh, is that wonderful? 1354 01:15:16,686 --> 01:15:18,078 You only worked for them one night 1355 01:15:18,078 --> 01:15:19,776 and already they're entertaining you. 1356 01:15:19,776 --> 01:15:21,517 Thank you, officers. I found him. 1357 01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:23,214 Ok. 1358 01:15:23,214 --> 01:15:24,737 Honey, I, uh... 1359 01:15:24,737 --> 01:15:26,913 Take a last look at your boyfriend, sister. 1360 01:15:26,913 --> 01:15:28,349 We are bumping him off. 1361 01:15:28,349 --> 01:15:29,742 Bumping him off? 1362 01:15:29,742 --> 01:15:31,657 After the way he worked for you? 1363 01:15:31,657 --> 01:15:34,660 And I cut the wires, so the wheels wouldn't be so messy. 1364 01:15:34,660 --> 01:15:38,359 So. You're both in on it? Yes. 1365 01:15:38,359 --> 01:15:39,622 Snatch the dame, Pete. 1366 01:15:39,622 --> 01:15:40,753 Come on, in. 1367 01:15:44,365 --> 01:15:46,890 Look, fellas, you got nothing against us personally. 1368 01:15:46,890 --> 01:15:48,805 Y-you're out, $50,000. 1369 01:15:48,805 --> 01:15:51,155 How are you gonna get it back if you kill the 2 of us? 1370 01:15:51,155 --> 01:15:52,635 What are you getting at? 1371 01:15:52,635 --> 01:15:53,940 Can raise the dough, friend. 1372 01:15:53,940 --> 01:15:54,985 Am willing to offer security. 1373 01:15:54,985 --> 01:15:56,247 What kind? 1374 01:15:56,247 --> 01:15:58,118 You can hold my girlfriend. 1375 01:15:58,118 --> 01:16:00,947 Al, would you trust me with strange men? 1376 01:16:00,947 --> 01:16:02,819 Will only be for 24 hours. 1377 01:16:02,819 --> 01:16:04,734 Know I can depend on you, chicken. 1378 01:16:04,734 --> 01:16:07,345 Well, what do you say, fellas? What do you say? 1379 01:16:07,345 --> 01:16:10,914 Pull up the car, Pete. All right, get out. 1380 01:16:10,914 --> 01:16:13,743 You better have $50,000 at the Quicksand Club in 24 hours 1381 01:16:13,743 --> 01:16:15,222 or you'll never see this dame again. 1382 01:16:15,222 --> 01:16:16,789 Oh, do not worry, friend. 1383 01:16:16,789 --> 01:16:19,183 Goodbye, chicken. Take care of yourself. 1384 01:16:41,292 --> 01:16:42,859 Sheriff! 1385 01:16:42,859 --> 01:16:45,644 My girl, somebody's kidnapped my girl. 1386 01:16:45,644 --> 01:16:46,732 Kidnapped? 1387 01:16:47,864 --> 01:16:49,213 What's your name, bud? 1388 01:16:49,213 --> 01:16:52,042 Al. Work at the Quicksand Club. 1389 01:16:52,042 --> 01:16:53,521 Quicksand Club, huh? 1390 01:16:53,521 --> 01:16:55,045 Ain't that that shady spot outside of town? 1391 01:16:55,045 --> 01:16:57,221 Yeah. What were you doing there, huh? 1392 01:16:57,221 --> 01:16:58,788 Uh, bartender. 1393 01:16:58,788 --> 01:17:01,965 Uh, look, sheriff, don't make me talk so much. 1394 01:17:01,965 --> 01:17:03,880 You don't know what I've been through. 1395 01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:05,751 4 men jumped my girl and me. 1396 01:17:05,751 --> 01:17:07,623 Fought like a wild man. 1397 01:17:09,015 --> 01:17:11,583 Had them all licked. 1398 01:17:11,583 --> 01:17:15,456 When they were joined by a fifth guy, who blackjacked me. 1399 01:17:15,456 --> 01:17:18,677 Take it easy, pardner. How do we know this story's on the level? 1400 01:17:18,677 --> 01:17:22,202 You gotta believe me! You gotta believe me! 1401 01:17:22,202 --> 01:17:25,684 Hey, that's the man. That's him. 1402 01:17:25,684 --> 01:17:27,425 Bill, if this guy's story is true 1403 01:17:27,425 --> 01:17:29,427 we got something on the Corrigan mob at last. 1404 01:17:29,427 --> 01:17:31,777 Corrigan mob?Yeah, they're a bunch of hoodlums. Killers. 1405 01:17:31,777 --> 01:17:33,910 We run a clean town. Legitimate gambling. 1406 01:17:33,910 --> 01:17:36,564 Been trying to get something on these boys, to run them out of town. 1407 01:17:36,564 --> 01:17:38,131 Bill, flash the alarm. 1408 01:17:38,131 --> 01:17:40,438 We got a kidnapping rap on them. 1409 01:17:40,438 --> 01:17:42,788 Calling all cars. Calling all cars. 1410 01:17:42,788 --> 01:17:45,095 Calling all cars. Calling all cars. 1411 01:17:46,183 --> 01:17:47,575 Calling all cars. 1412 01:18:00,501 --> 01:18:02,808 Jane. 1413 01:18:02,808 --> 01:18:06,943 Oh, Steve, please don't tell me any more of your lies. We're finished. 1414 01:18:06,943 --> 01:18:09,597 But, Jane, it's all a mistake. 1415 01:18:09,597 --> 01:18:12,165 You're right. It was all a mistake. 1416 01:18:13,036 --> 01:18:15,125 Au revoir. 1417 01:18:15,125 --> 01:18:18,128 Oh, Jane, how can I make you believe me? 1418 01:18:18,128 --> 01:18:20,826 I've told you Yvonne means nothing to me. 1419 01:18:20,826 --> 01:18:22,828 It's all over, honey. 1420 01:18:22,828 --> 01:18:25,831 There never was anything in the first place. 1421 01:18:25,831 --> 01:18:28,616 N-nothing you can say would make me change my mind. 1422 01:18:28,616 --> 01:18:29,966 ANNOUNCER: we interrupt this program 1423 01:18:29,966 --> 01:18:32,316 to bring you a special news bulletin. 1424 01:18:32,316 --> 01:18:34,492 The sheriff's office has informed us that a girl, Irma Peterson, 1425 01:18:34,492 --> 01:18:37,103 has been kidnapped by the notorious Corrigan mob. 1426 01:18:37,103 --> 01:18:39,932 All persons with any knowledge of this girl's whereabouts, 1427 01:18:39,932 --> 01:18:42,369 please report to the sheriff's office immediately. 1428 01:18:42,369 --> 01:18:45,764 Oh, Steve, take me to the sheriff's office, quick. 1429 01:18:45,764 --> 01:18:48,985 All right, folks, I'm hereby authorizing a posse. 1430 01:18:48,985 --> 01:18:50,987 I want to remind you that this is dangerous work. 1431 01:18:50,987 --> 01:18:52,989 These men are killers. Any volunteers? 1432 01:18:52,989 --> 01:18:54,077 MAN #1 I'm one. 1433 01:18:54,077 --> 01:18:55,818 MAN #2 Here, too. 1434 01:18:55,818 --> 01:18:56,819 MAN #3 I'll join.You can count me in, sheriff. 1435 01:18:56,819 --> 01:18:58,342 Be careful, Steve. 1436 01:18:58,342 --> 01:18:59,952 Need more men. Any other volunteers? 1437 01:18:59,952 --> 01:19:01,345 MAN #4: I'll go, sheriff. 1438 01:19:01,345 --> 01:19:02,912 What about you, Al? 1439 01:19:02,912 --> 01:19:04,522 Come on, men, I need more volunteers. 1440 01:19:04,522 --> 01:19:05,653 MAN #5: I'll sign up. 1441 01:19:05,653 --> 01:19:07,699 I'm with you, sheriff. 1442 01:19:07,699 --> 01:19:09,092 I want to tell you that there's a $5,000 reward for this mob. 1443 01:19:09,092 --> 01:19:10,920 Sheriff, count me in. 1444 01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:12,835 Ok. Do you wanna be a regular deputy? 1445 01:19:12,835 --> 01:19:13,836 Pays $14 a day. 1446 01:19:13,836 --> 01:19:15,446 Go the limit. 1447 01:19:15,446 --> 01:19:17,535 Swear him in, Jim. DEPUTY: Here you are. 1448 01:19:17,535 --> 01:19:20,190 SEYMOUR: Hear, hear! I hear there's a call for able-bodied men. 1449 01:19:20,190 --> 01:19:21,713 Yeah, do you know one? 1450 01:19:21,713 --> 01:19:24,411 I know me. I'm able. I'm a man. 1451 01:19:24,411 --> 01:19:26,283 And despite what you think, this is a body. 1452 01:19:27,632 --> 01:19:28,938 I'm sorry, son, I can't take you 1453 01:19:28,938 --> 01:19:30,591 without your mother's permission. 1454 01:19:30,591 --> 01:19:32,376 How's that? 1455 01:19:32,376 --> 01:19:34,857 Ok, follow them the best way you can. 1456 01:19:34,857 --> 01:19:37,424 A car answering that description was seen on highway 31 1457 01:19:37,424 --> 01:19:38,425 and headed for the Coyote Hills. 1458 01:19:38,425 --> 01:19:40,601 Coyote Hills? 1459 01:19:40,601 --> 01:19:42,908 They ever get up in there, nobody but an Indian could find them. 1460 01:19:42,908 --> 01:19:44,344 Bill, send out a call to bring in 1461 01:19:44,344 --> 01:19:45,606 the Indian scouts from the village. 1462 01:19:45,606 --> 01:19:46,782 Indian scouts? I'm a member. 1463 01:19:46,782 --> 01:19:48,392 When the Indians adopted me 1464 01:19:48,392 --> 01:19:50,176 they told me what to do in case they needed help. 1465 01:19:50,176 --> 01:19:51,961 I--I'll take care of everything. 1466 01:19:51,961 --> 01:19:53,658 All right, everybody. You deputies take control. 1467 01:19:53,658 --> 01:19:56,139 Get in squad cars and converge on Highway 31. 1468 01:19:56,139 --> 01:19:57,705 You better stay out of this, miss. 1469 01:19:57,705 --> 01:19:59,882 Might get pretty rough. 1470 01:19:59,882 --> 01:20:01,884 Listen, sheriff, you haven't got enough men to keep me out of this. 1471 01:20:01,884 --> 01:20:04,190 Not when it concerns my friend Irma. 1472 01:20:04,190 --> 01:20:05,670 Give me a gun. 1473 01:20:16,768 --> 01:20:18,030 Gentlemen, how do I look? 1474 01:20:18,030 --> 01:20:19,075 What do you care how you look? 1475 01:20:19,075 --> 01:20:21,251 You ain't going no place. 1476 01:20:21,251 --> 01:20:23,644 Yeah, if--if your boyfriend don't come through with the dough soon, 1477 01:20:23,644 --> 01:20:25,690 where you're going, you ain't gonna need any makeup. 1478 01:20:25,690 --> 01:20:27,518 Your play, Pete. 1479 01:20:27,518 --> 01:20:29,476 Well, that's not a very nice way to speak to me. 1480 01:20:29,476 --> 01:20:31,565 After all, remember, I'm your house guest. 1481 01:20:31,565 --> 01:20:33,741 Will you tell that dame to shut up? 1482 01:20:33,741 --> 01:20:35,613 She yaps all day. 1483 01:20:35,613 --> 01:20:38,616 20 years of my life I spent in 3 different clinks 1484 01:20:38,616 --> 01:20:41,053 and this is the first time I'm going stir-crazy. 1485 01:20:41,053 --> 01:20:42,707 I'm gonna let her have it. 1486 01:20:42,707 --> 01:20:44,665 Take it easy, Pete. 1487 01:20:44,665 --> 01:20:46,363 We're waiting for the ransom dough. 1488 01:20:46,363 --> 01:20:48,017 The dame's no good to us dead. 1489 01:20:48,017 --> 01:20:50,584 Alive, she's worth $50,000. 1490 01:20:50,584 --> 01:20:52,935 Say, I 've been meaning to ask you about that. 1491 01:20:52,935 --> 01:20:55,241 Uh, $50,000 1492 01:20:55,241 --> 01:21:00,377 and I weigh a 115 pounds. That'd be, uh... 1493 01:21:00,377 --> 01:21:02,031 that means that you're asking 1494 01:21:02,031 --> 01:21:06,687 $444.53 a pound. 1495 01:21:06,687 --> 01:21:09,647 You know, meat prices have come down. 1496 01:21:09,647 --> 01:21:11,431 I'm gonna bump that screwball dame off. 1497 01:21:11,431 --> 01:21:13,129 I can't concentrate on my cards! 1498 01:21:13,129 --> 01:21:15,435 Don't let her get you down, Pete. 1499 01:21:15,435 --> 01:21:17,960 Look at me. She don't get on my nerves. 1500 01:21:18,743 --> 01:21:19,918 Ignore her. 1501 01:21:21,746 --> 01:21:22,965 Jack of spades. You need it? 1502 01:21:22,965 --> 01:21:24,053 No. 1503 01:21:27,056 --> 01:21:28,840 Why don't you knock? 1504 01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:32,844 Give me that gun. I'll bump her off. 1505 01:21:32,844 --> 01:21:34,280 Take it easy, slim. 1506 01:21:34,280 --> 01:21:37,196 Don't let her get on your nerves. 1507 01:21:37,196 --> 01:21:39,982 Shut your trap before you drive us nuts. 1508 01:21:41,374 --> 01:21:43,159 Well, all right. 1509 01:21:43,159 --> 01:21:45,465 But remember, if you ever ask me back here again, 1510 01:21:45,465 --> 01:21:47,337 I refuse the invitation. 1511 01:22:53,620 --> 01:22:55,840 Ain't you getting my message? 1512 01:22:59,713 --> 01:23:01,759 This is a tribe? 1513 01:23:01,759 --> 01:23:04,196 Where's the rest of the relatives? 1514 01:23:04,196 --> 01:23:06,372 Maybe the rest of them are in the wigwam. 1515 01:23:07,591 --> 01:23:08,853 All right, laughing nothing. 1516 01:23:10,115 --> 01:23:11,595 Make smoke signal. 1517 01:23:13,292 --> 01:23:14,990 Come, find white girl. 1518 01:24:23,623 --> 01:24:25,799 Hey, they've answered our signal. 1519 01:24:29,847 --> 01:24:30,761 Come on. 1520 01:24:37,768 --> 01:24:40,771 Hey, you blonde screwball, how about some grub? 1521 01:24:40,771 --> 01:24:43,382 Please, gentlemen, I'll admit I'm a blonde. 1522 01:24:43,382 --> 01:24:46,777 I'd like to knock that dame off and forget about the dough. 1523 01:24:46,777 --> 01:24:48,170 Keep your shirt on. 1524 01:24:53,871 --> 01:24:56,308 Come on, boys, we gotta blow. 1525 01:24:56,308 --> 01:24:58,093 Oh, another mouth to feed. 1526 01:25:03,489 --> 01:25:05,012 What's that dame doing here? 1527 01:25:05,012 --> 01:25:06,013 PETE: We're holding her for ransom. 1528 01:25:06,013 --> 01:25:07,276 For ransom?Yeah. 1529 01:25:07,276 --> 01:25:08,668 Yeah, we didn't knock off Al. 1530 01:25:08,668 --> 01:25:10,192 We're holding his dame for the $50,000. 1531 01:25:10,192 --> 01:25:12,324 Oh, you idiots. This town's too hot. 1532 01:25:12,324 --> 01:25:14,326 They found that wheel was wired. 1533 01:25:14,326 --> 01:25:16,111 Now you got a kidnap rap against us? 1534 01:25:16,111 --> 01:25:17,851 Forget about any $50,000. 1535 01:25:17,851 --> 01:25:19,723 Let's get out of here. 1536 01:25:19,723 --> 01:25:22,204 Wait a minute. That dame's liable to talk. 1537 01:25:22,204 --> 01:25:23,422 We gotta knock her off. 1538 01:25:23,422 --> 01:25:24,989 Oh, let me do that. 1539 01:25:26,686 --> 01:25:28,210 Don't shoot her in the head. 1540 01:25:28,210 --> 01:25:29,776 The bullet will never go through. 1541 01:25:33,650 --> 01:25:36,348 All right, sister, come on out. 1542 01:25:36,348 --> 01:25:39,351 PETE: Are you coming out or do I have to come in after you? 1543 01:25:41,440 --> 01:25:43,921 Oh, where are the other gentlemen? 1544 01:25:43,921 --> 01:25:45,749 I prepared one of my best meals. 1545 01:25:45,749 --> 01:25:49,056 Sister, I 'm gonna have to bump you off. 1546 01:25:49,056 --> 01:25:50,188 Oh. 1547 01:25:51,711 --> 01:25:53,844 And begging ain't gonna help. 1548 01:25:53,844 --> 01:25:57,717 I'm not begging, I'm just picking up the dishes. 1549 01:25:57,717 --> 01:25:59,545 Why are you doing this to me, sir? 1550 01:25:59,545 --> 01:26:01,721 Shut up and count to 10. 1551 01:26:01,721 --> 01:26:03,245 But I don't want to die. I'm too young. 1552 01:26:03,245 --> 01:26:05,464 I'm not even married. 1553 01:26:05,464 --> 01:26:08,859 Although I 've been engaged for 5 years, I've never had any children. 1554 01:26:08,859 --> 01:26:10,817 I want to be a mother. 1555 01:26:10,817 --> 01:26:14,038 It'd be better for your kids if I bump you off. 1556 01:26:14,038 --> 01:26:17,476 Oh, no. Who will take them to school? 1557 01:26:17,476 --> 01:26:20,827 You see, I 've never had much out of life yet. 1558 01:26:20,827 --> 01:26:23,003 I miss my mother and my father. 1559 01:26:23,003 --> 01:26:24,962 Uh, they were just like parents to me. 1560 01:26:24,962 --> 01:26:26,746 Shut up and start counting. 1561 01:26:27,399 --> 01:26:28,444 1. 1562 01:26:29,358 --> 01:26:30,402 2. 1563 01:26:32,404 --> 01:26:33,710 2 and a half. 1564 01:27:08,527 --> 01:27:10,529 IRMA: 2 and 3 quarters. 1565 01:27:10,529 --> 01:27:13,228 Now, you quit stalling for time, 'cause I'll plug you at 5. 1566 01:27:13,228 --> 01:27:14,925 Oh, don't be impatient. 1567 01:27:14,925 --> 01:27:16,666 That still gives me 3 hours. 1568 01:27:22,889 --> 01:27:24,804 Oh, please don't kill me. 1569 01:27:24,804 --> 01:27:25,979 Oh. 1570 01:27:28,112 --> 01:27:30,332 Excuse me, sir, you dropped your gun. 1571 01:27:31,376 --> 01:27:32,334 Uh, 1572 01:27:35,728 --> 01:27:37,252 as I was saying... 1573 01:27:43,910 --> 01:27:45,347 as I was saying... 1574 01:27:52,789 --> 01:27:54,094 as I was saying... 1575 01:27:54,094 --> 01:27:55,313 I don't care what you were saying. 1576 01:27:55,313 --> 01:27:56,575 I'm gonna plug you. 1577 01:27:56,575 --> 01:27:58,621 3, 4. 1578 01:27:58,621 --> 01:27:59,622 SEYMOUR: 6! 1579 01:28:07,586 --> 01:28:09,371 Stop it, Irma! It's me, Seymour! 1580 01:28:09,371 --> 01:28:11,286 I don't speak to strange animals. 1581 01:28:17,335 --> 01:28:18,554 SEYMOUR: Irma! 1582 01:28:22,688 --> 01:28:24,864 Irma, you're hitting the wrong head! 1583 01:28:24,864 --> 01:28:26,866 I'm just taking pot-luck! 1584 01:28:40,924 --> 01:28:43,405 Miss Peterson. 1585 01:28:43,405 --> 01:28:47,147 I'm prepared to offer you a part in Miss Yvonne's next picture, Congo Girl. 1586 01:28:47,147 --> 01:28:49,236 Of course, I realize you haven't acted before 1587 01:28:49,236 --> 01:28:51,717 but the exploitation value to me will be tremendous. 1588 01:28:51,717 --> 01:28:55,417 Wait a minute. I also want the young man. 1589 01:28:55,417 --> 01:28:58,637 Oh, I 'm awfully sorry, no more of this Hollywood business for me. 1590 01:28:58,637 --> 01:28:59,899 Right, honey? 1591 01:28:59,899 --> 01:29:00,944 Right, Steve. 1592 01:29:00,944 --> 01:29:02,815 I do not mean you. 1593 01:29:02,815 --> 01:29:06,210 I mean that--that wonderful, young personality. 1594 01:29:06,210 --> 01:29:08,430 He's--he's magnificent. 1595 01:29:08,430 --> 01:29:11,084 She can't mean...Seymour? 1596 01:29:11,084 --> 01:29:14,740 Yes, Seymour. Where is that darling boy? 1597 01:29:14,740 --> 01:29:17,395 Oh, look, here he is. 1598 01:29:17,395 --> 01:29:19,397 That's the baby. 1599 01:29:19,397 --> 01:29:23,488 Look at that face. He will be just perfect. 1600 01:29:23,488 --> 01:29:25,577 Wake up, kid. They want you for Hollywood. 1601 01:29:25,577 --> 01:29:27,536 Seymour, have just persuaded them 1602 01:29:27,536 --> 01:29:29,364 to put you and Irma in a picture 1603 01:29:29,364 --> 01:29:30,974 as a package deal. 1604 01:29:30,974 --> 01:29:32,802 Me? 1605 01:29:32,802 --> 01:29:33,933 Is this on the level? 1606 01:29:33,933 --> 01:29:36,849 You will be wonderful. 1607 01:29:36,849 --> 01:29:39,765 Well, I always knew I was a great actor. 1608 01:29:39,765 --> 01:29:42,594 Here, my boy. I shan't forget you. Here. 1609 01:29:42,594 --> 01:29:44,422 You shall be my stand-in. 1610 01:29:44,422 --> 01:29:47,338 Press my clothes and do various small things around the studio. 1611 01:29:47,338 --> 01:29:50,167 Yes, you shall all benefit. 1612 01:29:50,167 --> 01:29:54,301 And you, my French beauty, I will love you and kiss you. 1613 01:29:54,301 --> 01:29:55,912 Love you and kiss you. 1614 01:29:57,217 --> 01:29:59,350 Love you and kiss you. 1615 01:29:59,350 --> 01:30:00,786 For this you get paid? 114091