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BRENDAN FLETCHER:
Thank you for having me in there.
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CHLOE: Yeah, of course.
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- BRENDAN: So you want to hang out?
- Not tonight.
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- Busy?
- No, I just...
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haven't decided what this is yet.
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[MUSIC PLAYS]
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I couldn't be who my
father wanted me to be
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when I transitioned.
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CURTIS: The idea of
who's conducting your life,
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that hit me like a brick.
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I think I have a crush on Curtis.
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Ever since my son went away to college,
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I've been having these crazy fantasies.
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Well, what are you gonna do about it?
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EVE FLETCHER: Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
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- I'm gonna... just gonna go.
- Don't be sorry, I'm fine.
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["WHITE PARENTS ARE GONNA HATE THIS"
BY SAINT JHN PLAYS]
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♪ Fucked up nigga, good advice, yeah ♪
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- BRENDAN FLETCHER: Oh! Yo!
- Hey, dude.
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Where've you been?
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I've been worried sick about you, honey.
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Um, just midterms.
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I'm living at the library lately.
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- So, uh, yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Well, uh, what are you up to...
What are you doing later, like?
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Uh, I was just gonna keep studying.
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Just here for my headphones. So.
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Hey, um, it kinda smells in here.
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Might wanna crack a window or something.
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♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight ♪
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♪ It feel like 2012 ♪
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♪ A nigga pullin' out
the shotty on the bloc ♪
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♪ The nigga he might
let it off right now ♪
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♪ Fucking up the motherfucking money ♪
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♪ Got me spendin' like a dummy ♪
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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[PHONE RINGS]
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[PHONE VIBRATES]
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- Hello?
- Oh. [COUGHS] Amanda, hi.
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Um. [SNIFFLES] I, uh...
I'm so sorry, I... I'm not...
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I'm not feeling very well today.
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I think I'm not going to be able to,
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uh, make it in to work. [INHALES]
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Oh, okay. What's going on?
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Yeah, uh, I think it's just
a nasty cold, but yeah.
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I think I'm...
[CLEARS THROAT AND COUGHS]
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Oh. Uh... Gotcha.
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Well, um, feel better soon, okay?
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Thank you. Uh... So, how are you, um...
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How are y...
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How are you doing? [COUGHS]
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AMANDA OLNEY: Uh, I'm good.
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[SIGHS] Eve... Um, listen.
About the other night...
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Don't worry about it. Okay?
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Um, we... we'll just pretend
like it never happened, all right?
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Oh, God. Thank you so...
Thank you, Amanda. I...
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I... I feel the same way, so I'm glad.
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- Okay, great.
- Okay. Um, enjoy your sick day.
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Okay, Eve? Okay. Uh-huh. Bye.
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[SIGHS]
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PORN ACTRESS: I'm spanking you
to teach you discipline
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in how to be the person you want to be.
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Right?
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Yeah, okay.
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I'm doing you a favor.
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I know.
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- What do you say?
- [SPANKING]
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Oh, thank you!
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Are you going to be a
better person from now on?
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- Oh, yes, thank you!
- [SPANKING]
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Hmm...
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[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS]
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[EXHALES]
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Ow.
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Ooh. "Why don't you take it?"
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"I don't want to take it." "Take it."
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"Yeah, you like it?"
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"Do you like it now?"
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[SCREAMS] Fuck. Ow.
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"Tell me if you like it now, bitch."
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Ooh! Ooh!
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"Take it, bitch!"
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Aah!
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I don't know if I like it.
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"Tell me you like it.
Tell me you love it!"
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Ow. [GROANS]
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[MUSIC CONCLUDES]
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[DOG BARKING]
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I thought Melted Swiss broke up?
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No, Louisa and I broke up.
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Melted Swiss is very
much still together.
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That's the guy that I was talking about.
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Oh, that makes sense.
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What does that mean?
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It means you like to fuck
with basic white guys
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- with pink dicks.
- Seriously? I...
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He's cute though, right?
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Uh...
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- Hey!
- Hi.
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How long have you worked here?
I've never seen you here before.
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Uh, I've been here since day one.
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- Oh.
- I just take the early shifts
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- so I don't see the lazy people.
- Mm. I'm not lazy.
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[CLEARS THROAT] Just sleepy.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Uh-huh.
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- Why are you so sleepy?
- Um, you know,
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the pursuit of excellence.
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Just constantly, you know, pursuing,
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and then achieving excellence.
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So, um. [CLEARS THROAT]
Doing anything fun this week?
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Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna
go to a party tomorrow.
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- Oh.
- You?
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I dunno. I was thinking...
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I was gonna go with you to that party.
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Oh, did someone invite you?
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I feel like somebody wants to. So...
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Okay. Well, then...
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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Oh, for real?
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- Cool.
- Cool.
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Okay.
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See ya.
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Jesus fucking Christ, Chloe.
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Yeah...
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[EVE SIGHS]
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[PEN TAPPING]
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JANE: Did I tell you we're going
to Turks in Caicos next month
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for a little romantic getaway?
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No, you didn't. I am so jealous.
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I know. We need something.
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We are in the middle
of such a dry period.
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It's been quite a while.
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Okay, when you say "quite a while,"
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what... what do you mean?
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God, I don't wanna say.
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I don't wanna say my number till...
Will you say yours first?
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Okay. Three.
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Three weeks.
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- Three months?
- [CHUCKLES]
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- Three hours?
- [LAUGHS]
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Fuck. Okay. Okay.
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Well, look, my number is
your number minus two.
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Years.
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Not great. N... None of this is great.
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I mean, this has gotta help, right?
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- Ooh, fancy.
- Yeah.
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So, we only have the
ocean view room one night,
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it's 495, and the rest of the time
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we have this garden view.
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You wanna get a drink after this?
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I don't feel like going home.
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Oh, I can't, honey. I have my class.
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- This is gorgeous though.
- Oh, my God, with this class.
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How's it going?
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Um, it's... good.
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Um, we've got this, uh...
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Well, I'm supposed to
write this essay called...
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It's called a turning point essay,
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where you're supposed to
take a moment from your life
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where you had to...
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make a decision that...
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that somehow d...
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Led you to become the person
that you are right now.
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And I'm having the
hardest time trying to...
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- find that moment.
- Sounds a little depressing.
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Excuse me?
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I'm sorry, I wanted square, not round.
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Well, I can't wait to read it.
I am second-guessing this color.
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Okay, you have my notes
on your first drafts.
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Now it's time to revise.
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Think of it as, um, a second chance.
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So, you know, uh, really do the work.
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Don't phone it in.
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Be honest, because otherwise,
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this is just a complete
waste of fucking time.
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So... [CLEARS THROAT] uh, good night.
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Hey, who wants to get a drink?
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Uh... [CLEARS THROAT]
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I, uh... Not tonight, but thanks.
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Hey.
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Hey hey.
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[EVE SIGHS]
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- [SIGHS] Sorry about all that.
- No.
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Just that night at the bar,
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I really thought there
was something there.
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- Yeah, I saw it.
- Right?
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- Yes.
- And then we hung out, and...
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[SIGHS] This is always
what fucking happens.
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If... If a straight guy
starts getting feelings
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for a trans girl, it's off to the races
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and then all of a sudden,
just out of nowhere,
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bullshit existential
crisis of masculinity.
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Okay, are you sure that
that's what's going on?
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- No.
- Okay.
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[LAUGHS] No,
I'm not sure that's what's going on.
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Oh, God, this is why I'm a writer,
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I cannot tell the difference
between what's in my head
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- and what's out here.
- Hm.
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For instance, I made up that Curtis
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and I had a special
connection and that he'd want
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to go to a party in
Brooklyn with me tomorrow.
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Whatever.
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What about you?
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What's going on?
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Can I go to that party with you?
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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
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CHLOE: Brendan?
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- Yep.
- CHLOE: Come in.
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Wow, you're early.
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Yeah, sorry.
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No worries.
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Just tell everyone I woke up like this.
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Wow.
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It's... very decorated in here.
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Uh, I do my best.
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Can you stop snooping around my room
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and sit, please?
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I dunno.
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I think you left one
of your sex toys out.
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Have you even tried one of those?
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No.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Don't even try to fight it.
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[GASPS]
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[CHUCKLES]
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BRENDAN: Uh, what is this party?
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CHLOE: Maybe I should have
told you this before, but...
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it's a BodyLuv underwear party.
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Uh, what is that?
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It's about body positivity.
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[LAUGHS] It's just naked
people who wanna hook up.
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Oh. Cool.
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Okay. So, let's turn
around, get undressed,
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and on the count of three, we'll look.
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Okay.
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[CHUCKLES]
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BRENDAN: Okay.
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CHLOE: Okay. One... two... three.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Fuck you!
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- Okay. My turn.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Come on, let's go.
- Okay.
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[CHEERING]
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["WHO AM I TO FEEL SO FREE?"
BY JD SAMSON & MEN PLAYS]
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♪ Changed our names, used our hands ♪
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♪ We found options that
were better than a man ♪
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["DEBBIE" BY YOUR SMITH PLAYS]
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- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- ♪ So sweet ♪
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♪ She's original ♪
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God, we are by and far the
oldest people in this party.
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- Oh, my God.
- So many mustaches.
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What about him? He's tall.
254
00:14:22,107 --> 00:14:24,333
EVE FLETCHER: Yeah,
I don't trust those architect frames.
255
00:14:24,357 --> 00:14:26,475
Yeah, there's something a
little vaguely fascist about it.
256
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,847
- Ah, no, thank you. [CHUCKLES]
- MARGO: Okay, you know what?
257
00:14:28,871 --> 00:14:30,596
There's no one cute here.
258
00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:33,623
I am officially deploying my air bag.
259
00:14:34,328 --> 00:14:35,721
- Oh, stop it.
- I give up.
260
00:14:35,746 --> 00:14:36,972
- Stop it.
- No more sucking it in.
261
00:14:36,996 --> 00:14:38,079
[BOTH LAUGHING]
262
00:14:38,870 --> 00:14:40,334
Well, fuck.
263
00:14:42,056 --> 00:14:44,185
- Hey.
- Hey.
264
00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:45,596
I made it.
265
00:14:45,621 --> 00:14:47,495
I thought tonight was tough for you.
266
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,107
Yeah. Moved some things around.
267
00:14:53,255 --> 00:14:54,928
- Hey, Eve.
- Hi, Curtis.
268
00:14:54,953 --> 00:14:56,013
So good to see you.
269
00:14:56,038 --> 00:14:57,724
Hi, you look so nice.
270
00:14:57,749 --> 00:15:00,521
Well, thank you. So do you. Both of you.
271
00:15:04,149 --> 00:15:06,193
So, I'm just gonna take a quick lap.
272
00:15:06,226 --> 00:15:07,873
- You're good?
- Yeah. Yeah.
273
00:15:07,898 --> 00:15:09,732
- See you.
- Good to see you.
274
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,701
["CLOSER" BY TEGAN AND SARA PLAYS]
275
00:15:16,787 --> 00:15:19,162
[CHEERING]
276
00:15:19,187 --> 00:15:23,229
♪ I'm the type who won't
get oh so critical ♪
277
00:15:23,254 --> 00:15:26,171
♪ So let's make things physical ♪
278
00:15:26,196 --> 00:15:30,037
♪ I won't treat you like
you're oh so typical ♪
279
00:15:33,495 --> 00:15:37,037
♪ I won't treat you like
you're oh so typical ♪
280
00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:38,974
♪ All you think of lately ♪
281
00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:42,714
♪ Is getting underneath me ♪
282
00:15:42,739 --> 00:15:46,239
[BOTH LAUGHING]
283
00:15:48,367 --> 00:15:50,200
What about him?
284
00:15:50,347 --> 00:15:53,596
CHLOE: I love the tie,
I love the boxers,
285
00:15:53,621 --> 00:15:56,599
- I hate them together.
- [LAUGHS]
286
00:15:56,624 --> 00:15:57,762
What about her?
287
00:15:57,794 --> 00:16:00,692
BRENDAN: Oh, my God,
she's trying way too hard.
288
00:16:00,717 --> 00:16:04,060
- She's trying so hard!
- What about me?
289
00:16:04,294 --> 00:16:06,131
Was I trying too hard?
290
00:16:07,162 --> 00:16:08,584
[CHUCKLES] No.
291
00:16:09,467 --> 00:16:11,804
No, you're a really good dancer.
292
00:16:11,829 --> 00:16:14,763
[LAUGHING] I was trying really hard.
293
00:16:14,788 --> 00:16:16,579
["DROVE ME WILD"
BY TEGAN AND SARA PLAYS]
294
00:16:16,604 --> 00:16:20,137
♪ You carried romance in
the palm of your hand ♪
295
00:16:20,162 --> 00:16:23,787
♪ You called the plays for us ♪
296
00:16:23,812 --> 00:16:27,436
♪ You clung to self-restraint,
you followed the plan ♪
297
00:16:27,461 --> 00:16:29,002
What's wrong?
298
00:16:29,027 --> 00:16:31,232
Nothing. I... That's...
299
00:16:33,045 --> 00:16:34,804
My roommate's here.
300
00:16:34,829 --> 00:16:36,621
CHLOE: Zack's your roommate?
301
00:16:36,646 --> 00:16:40,810
No fucking way!
That's Harrison, my best friend!
302
00:16:42,062 --> 00:16:43,849
- Uh... Okay.
- Come on!
303
00:16:45,757 --> 00:16:48,060
You guys, we're all connected.
304
00:16:48,085 --> 00:16:50,721
Chloe! Are you on molly?
305
00:16:50,746 --> 00:16:52,549
No, bitch. They live together.
306
00:16:53,886 --> 00:16:55,474
[CHLOE GIGGLES]
307
00:16:55,959 --> 00:16:58,078
Hi. Uh, could I have
a bourbon and rocks?
308
00:16:58,103 --> 00:16:59,779
Oh, signature drinks only.
309
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:01,646
Okay.
310
00:17:03,496 --> 00:17:06,756
- I'll have the Otessa.
- Same.
311
00:17:08,146 --> 00:17:11,154
So, what's happening? Why are you here?
312
00:17:11,179 --> 00:17:13,304
Uh, you invited me.
313
00:17:13,329 --> 00:17:15,537
Yeah, and then you
said you couldn't come.
314
00:17:15,562 --> 00:17:17,154
You know, I wasn't sure.
315
00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:19,381
Wasn't sure.
316
00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:23,637
[SIGHS] Curtis, have you ever
dated a trans person before?
317
00:17:23,662 --> 00:17:24,763
'Cause I'm not doing a thing
318
00:17:24,787 --> 00:17:26,370
where a guy is half in and half out.
319
00:17:26,395 --> 00:17:29,061
No, but that's not
what's happening here.
320
00:17:29,086 --> 00:17:31,381
I have no hang-ups about who you are.
321
00:17:33,028 --> 00:17:34,818
Let me ask you a question.
322
00:17:35,352 --> 00:17:37,060
Have you ever dated a black person?
323
00:17:37,085 --> 00:17:38,127
Yeah.
324
00:17:38,584 --> 00:17:39,584
Oh.
325
00:17:39,609 --> 00:17:42,217
[BOTH LAUGHING]
326
00:17:42,242 --> 00:17:44,623
Okay, then what's your deal?
327
00:17:44,969 --> 00:17:46,412
What is this?
328
00:17:48,995 --> 00:17:54,329
Well, my deal is I drove an
hour and a half to Brooklyn
329
00:17:54,354 --> 00:17:55,563
to see you.
330
00:17:57,362 --> 00:17:59,623
On a weeknight. [LAUGHS]
331
00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:04,474
Thank you.
332
00:18:05,115 --> 00:18:06,970
- Well, okay.
- Yeah?
333
00:18:06,995 --> 00:18:09,537
- Glad we got that cleared up.
- Yeah? [CHUCKLES]
334
00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:13,302
["TAPE MACHINE" BY STRFKR
[KAUF REMIX] PLAYS]
335
00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:18,083
♪ Thin and white and kinky hair ♪
336
00:18:19,424 --> 00:18:22,950
♪ A shadow's climbing up the wall ♪
337
00:18:24,162 --> 00:18:27,829
♪ Your letter lying near the phone ♪
338
00:18:29,514 --> 00:18:30,536
Oh.
339
00:18:30,561 --> 00:18:33,061
- Oh. Wow.
- [CHUCKLES]
340
00:18:33,086 --> 00:18:35,489
- I'm sorry.
- You should be.
341
00:18:36,454 --> 00:18:38,974
- I got a little greedy.
- Yeah, I can see that.
342
00:18:40,906 --> 00:18:42,646
How can I make it up to you?
343
00:18:43,911 --> 00:18:46,286
You could get me a drink.
344
00:18:47,188 --> 00:18:50,263
Of course. What will it be?
345
00:18:51,857 --> 00:18:55,044
White wine. With ice.
346
00:18:55,659 --> 00:18:57,158
No "please"?
347
00:18:57,391 --> 00:18:58,622
No.
348
00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:02,255
- Oh. Well, aren't you bossy?
- Why are you still talking?
349
00:19:10,871 --> 00:19:14,070
[LAUGHS]
350
00:19:14,095 --> 00:19:16,970
- Mm, dinner's on Zack.
- What? Why?
351
00:19:16,995 --> 00:19:18,470
He's the slot machine champ.
352
00:19:18,495 --> 00:19:20,495
Okay, being completely honest,
353
00:19:20,622 --> 00:19:23,262
I spent all my money before
we even left Foxwoods.
354
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,078
- CHLOE: No way.
- ZACK: [LAUGHS] Yeah.
355
00:19:25,103 --> 00:19:26,294
I was so drunk.
356
00:19:26,319 --> 00:19:29,027
He bought me sweatpants that say
"slut" across the butt.
357
00:19:29,052 --> 00:19:30,637
- I did.
- Ew!
358
00:19:30,662 --> 00:19:32,037
[ALL LAUGHING]
359
00:19:33,231 --> 00:19:34,849
When did you guys go to Foxwoods?
360
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,521
[GIGGLES]
361
00:19:36,546 --> 00:19:37,755
[CLEARS THROAT]
362
00:19:40,693 --> 00:19:44,505
Um... I'm gonna... go to the bathroom.
363
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,161
I gotta go, too.
364
00:19:59,329 --> 00:20:00,942
[UNZIPS PANTS]
365
00:20:02,678 --> 00:20:03,934
Hey.
366
00:20:05,765 --> 00:20:07,372
You could've told me.
367
00:20:08,346 --> 00:20:09,555
You know that, right?
368
00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:12,470
We talking about Foxwoods?
369
00:20:12,495 --> 00:20:15,739
No. The... other thing.
370
00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:17,700
We're roommates, you know?
371
00:20:18,568 --> 00:20:19,982
Friends.
372
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:25,232
Why would you keep
something like that from me?
373
00:20:25,537 --> 00:20:27,888
[CLEARS THROAT] It's all good, man.
374
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:39,287
So, uh, do you live around here?
375
00:20:39,312 --> 00:20:40,396
No.
376
00:20:44,078 --> 00:20:46,575
- You're a writer?
- Nope.
377
00:20:49,404 --> 00:20:50,872
What do you do?
378
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:56,489
I watch a lot of porn.
379
00:20:58,654 --> 00:21:00,114
[HEAVY BREATHING]
380
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,888
Oh, my God.
381
00:21:05,818 --> 00:21:08,216
- [KISSING]
- Grab my ass.
382
00:21:08,778 --> 00:21:10,427
Grab my ass.
383
00:21:10,452 --> 00:21:11,702
[GRUNTS]
384
00:21:11,727 --> 00:21:14,177
What else? What else?
385
00:21:16,959 --> 00:21:18,599
Get on your knees.
386
00:21:21,555 --> 00:21:22,555
[GROANS]
387
00:21:23,162 --> 00:21:24,537
- [MOANS]
- [DOOR KNOCKING]
388
00:21:24,562 --> 00:21:26,012
MAN: Hello? Hurry up.
389
00:21:26,037 --> 00:21:27,864
- Where do you live?
- Not too far.
390
00:21:28,157 --> 00:21:29,552
Take me there.
391
00:21:32,537 --> 00:21:35,287
How are you eating
chicken at a sushi spot?
392
00:21:35,312 --> 00:21:36,644
[CHUCKLING]
393
00:21:36,669 --> 00:21:38,287
I don't like food from the water.
394
00:21:38,312 --> 00:21:39,925
- Uh-huh.
- HARRISON: You should try it.
395
00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:42,872
He never had it until last
week and now he loves it.
396
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:47,489
- No, thank you.
- Just try a little bit...
397
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:49,637
Oh, that's okay.
I have plenty right here.
398
00:21:49,662 --> 00:21:51,597
Tuna is demanding to be inside of you.
399
00:21:51,622 --> 00:21:53,096
- I actually don't want it.
- It's not me, it's just the...
400
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:54,662
Stop. Stop! I don't want it.
401
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:11,621
[GRUNTS]
402
00:22:14,037 --> 00:22:16,037
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS]
403
00:22:21,093 --> 00:22:22,474
[GROANS] Oh, fuck.
404
00:22:28,829 --> 00:22:30,245
What do you want me to do?
405
00:22:31,274 --> 00:22:32,958
Lick my nipples.
406
00:22:46,995 --> 00:22:49,778
- Now... Now you lick mine.
- [MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY]
407
00:22:51,174 --> 00:22:53,762
- Will you? Come on, please?
- Uh...
408
00:22:53,787 --> 00:22:56,027
Why didn't he just tell me he was gay?
409
00:22:56,052 --> 00:22:58,982
[LAUGHS] Maybe he isn't.
410
00:22:59,346 --> 00:23:02,137
Okay, or he's like
into guys or whatever.
411
00:23:02,162 --> 00:23:03,637
Like, I'm cool with it, you know?
412
00:23:03,662 --> 00:23:06,537
Well, not every straight
cis white boy is.
413
00:23:06,562 --> 00:23:09,928
I'm not a straight cis white boy!
414
00:23:09,953 --> 00:23:11,887
Like, I'm... I'm Brendan.
415
00:23:11,912 --> 00:23:13,429
- Oh, okay.
- I am!
416
00:23:13,454 --> 00:23:16,287
I'm a nice guy, and I'm funny, and...
417
00:23:17,912 --> 00:23:19,785
in high school, everyone liked me.
418
00:23:19,810 --> 00:23:21,370
And now I'm just like the bad guy,
419
00:23:21,395 --> 00:23:22,817
I don't know how that happens.
420
00:23:23,245 --> 00:23:25,454
Well, welcome to feeling uncomfortable.
421
00:23:25,479 --> 00:23:27,429
- Fuck you!
- [LAUGHS]
422
00:23:27,454 --> 00:23:29,083
I've been uncomfortable.
423
00:23:29,913 --> 00:23:33,661
I know. This is unusual for you.
424
00:23:34,829 --> 00:23:37,286
But some of us feel
that way all the time.
425
00:23:37,579 --> 00:23:39,203
It's not that great, right?
426
00:23:39,490 --> 00:23:41,364
No, it sucks.
427
00:23:41,966 --> 00:23:42,966
Yeah.
428
00:23:46,490 --> 00:23:48,458
Can I walk you home? [GIGGLES]
429
00:23:48,483 --> 00:23:50,975
Yes. [LAUGHS]
430
00:23:55,412 --> 00:23:57,746
[MICHAEL GROANS]
431
00:23:57,771 --> 00:24:00,704
Oh, yeah. I love it when
you tell me things to do.
432
00:24:00,729 --> 00:24:03,419
- Mm.
- Tell me to suck your fingers.
433
00:24:03,444 --> 00:24:05,345
- Suck my fingers.
- Okay.
434
00:24:05,370 --> 00:24:06,370
[MOANS]
435
00:24:08,219 --> 00:24:09,551
Tell me you love it.
436
00:24:10,435 --> 00:24:11,667
Okay...
437
00:24:11,692 --> 00:24:12,703
Tell me the things to do.
438
00:24:12,728 --> 00:24:14,054
I have been telling you what to do.
439
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,598
No, no, I know,
but tell me different things.
440
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:19,137
Like, tell me... tell me
to put my dick in your mouth.
441
00:24:19,162 --> 00:24:20,370
[EVE SIGHS]
442
00:24:22,276 --> 00:24:25,086
Yeah, why don't we
just do it the regular way.
443
00:24:25,690 --> 00:24:27,797
[MICHAEL GRUNTS]
444
00:24:32,248 --> 00:24:34,023
Are you coming right now?
445
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:35,846
Are you coming right now?
446
00:24:35,871 --> 00:24:39,012
Okay, can... can you hold it?
Can you try to hold it?
447
00:24:39,037 --> 00:24:41,871
- Oh! Please, hold it.
- [GROANS]
448
00:24:43,377 --> 00:24:44,721
Try not to... Can...
449
00:24:44,746 --> 00:24:49,234
- [GROANS]
- Okay. Okay.
450
00:24:50,396 --> 00:24:52,137
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
451
00:24:52,162 --> 00:24:54,370
[PANTING]
452
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:57,758
- Ooh.
- I'm... I'm out.
453
00:24:57,783 --> 00:24:58,908
I fell out.
454
00:25:01,794 --> 00:25:02,835
[SIGHS]
455
00:25:05,709 --> 00:25:09,070
Thank you for walking me home.
456
00:25:09,861 --> 00:25:11,820
- I'm a gentleman.
- Uh-huh.
457
00:25:13,827 --> 00:25:16,922
So... wanna come up?
458
00:25:17,719 --> 00:25:20,203
Mm, no thanks.
459
00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:24,512
But I still wanna kiss you.
460
00:25:24,537 --> 00:25:26,586
Yes, yeah, definitely.
461
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:39,621
[KISSING]
462
00:25:52,748 --> 00:25:53,914
Good night.
463
00:25:54,765 --> 00:25:56,219
Good night.
464
00:26:18,224 --> 00:26:21,599
["LAST RIDE" BY BEACH HOUSE PLAYS]
465
00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:35,679
[SIGHS]
466
00:26:35,704 --> 00:26:39,422
[LAUGHS] Oh...
467
00:26:51,125 --> 00:26:53,305
[CHUCKLES]
468
00:27:18,076 --> 00:27:20,659
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
469
00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:46,633
[KEYS CLATTERING]
470
00:28:00,641 --> 00:28:01,953
[PHONE VIBRATES]
471
00:28:01,978 --> 00:28:04,453
_
472
00:28:04,478 --> 00:28:06,998
- _
- [PHONE VIBRATES]
473
00:28:07,023 --> 00:28:09,445
["FICTION ROMANCE" BY BUZZCOCKS PLAYS]
474
00:28:19,047 --> 00:28:22,447
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