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Modern Farmer

Episode 6

Finished.

She must've been so tired.

If she sleeps here,

she'd catch a cold.

Noona.

Noona.

She's fast asleep.

Oh, my head.

What are you doing?

What did you just do to me?

Well...

You were fast asleep, so...

I was gonna take you inside.

But why are you so heavy?

You probably weigh more than 150 lbs.

What did you just say, punk?

Did I ever ask you to take me inside?

Why are you doing something I never asked?

Jeez. Really...

Did you do this, too?

Oh...

I thought...

you might be busy in the morning.

Why do you even care? Why?

I'm sorry. I'll clean up the bottle.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Jeez, don't do anything. Nothing, okay?

When will we get to harvest and tie them up?

I'm dead tired. He thinks we are slaves.

How long is that ahjusshi gonna make us work for him?

Stop complaining and keep working.

Don't get him mad.

You must be tired.

Have some corns and work.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

Corns.

Corns.

Thank you.

I found a small one.

I almost forgot, ahjumma.

Why did you spread weird rumor?

I told you what happened yesterday was a misunderstanding.

What?

What did I do?

I didn't say anything.

Don't lie. Everyone said you told them.

I told them it was a secret. Big mouths. I can never trust them.

Ahjumma.

I'm not in any kind of relationship with her.

I'm quite picky, you know.

I don't like her ghost-like hairstyle, and...

why would I like an illegal worker?

I got it.

Bul Ja.

She must've heard.

Watch your mouth. Have pity on her.

I was...

She's right.

You were too harsh.

You should watch your mouth.

You'll be punished later, dude.

- Come on. - Okay, coming.

- I said come. - I'm going!

You're trying to sneak away.

Done!

Ahjusshi, we've done enough.

Can't you teach us now?

Okay.

I'll teach you tomorrow.

But...

I use Spartan training.

Be prepared.

Thank you.

Thank you so much, elder.

What a relief.

I was afraid he'd refuse...

to tell us after all this work.

Let's go and wash up. I feel so dirty.

Hyungs, go ahead. I have some business to take care of.

Business? What business?

Something like that... Anyway...

See you later.

Jeez, he looks suspicious.

Hey...

Bul Ja.

What do you want?

I was too harsh earlier.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Go away.

I missed it because of you.

Hey.

Shouldn't you accept my apology?

I said it's okay.

Why do you even care for...

...an illegal worker like me?

Hey!

You should look at me when I'm talking to you.

I said it's okay.

S... snake.

Stay still. Stay still.

Are you okay?

It looked poisonous.

Let me see. Where did it bite?

Here. My lip. Lip.

Call 911 right away.

We have no time for that.

Then what should I do?

What do you mean?

I need to suck the venom out.

Suck it out? How?

Don't move, okay?

Hey, wait. This isn't it.

This isn't the way to do it.

Really...

Ahjumma.

It's not what you think, ahjumma.

Don't move.

- Oh, wait, wait. - Keep going.

Finish what you're doing.

I'll pretend I didn't see it.

- Go ahead. - Wait.

Don't move.

It's not like that.

Hey, do you guys want to eat Tteokbokki today?

Sure.

Hey, isn't he the kid without a daddy?

Should I punch him?

Sure.

You were blocking my way.

If you're mad,

go tell your daddy.

That's right.

You don't even know who your daddy is.

You know, Soo Yun...

do you think she has a boyfriend?

Is she all you think about all day?

Is he possessed by a crazy love spirit?

Hey.

I have my reasons.

I don't have any time.

You don't even know how I feel.

Jeez.

Hey, don't get mad.

I don't understand why he keeps saying we don't have time.

Don't know.

- Hey. - What?

I need to stop by somewhere. You go first.

Where?

Hey, Rockstar.

What's wrong with you?

You got bullied again.

It's because you let them.

You must fight and stop them.

My mom told me not to fight.

She said I shouldn't be called a fatherless child.

I need to be patient.

But still...

Will you live like this?

Huh? All your life?

But Wang Bae is big and strong.

Dude.

Don't worry about that.

This hyung will...

take care of that Wang Bae or whatever.

Follow me.

Go away.

- He's Wang Bae. - Go.

Go away.

Do what I told you.

Come on. Hurry.

Go away.

What do you want?

Jeez, I'm tired.

Are you home?

How's your forehead?

It hurts so much.

Why are you all alone again?

Oh...

I don't know.

Everyone is so busy.

Hey.

What happened to your lip?

Don't ask me...

...anything.

Right.

I heard you kissed Bul Ja.

Huh?

How did you know that?

Jeez, it's that ahjumma again. Again!

Hey, you really kissed Bul Ja? Jeez, you were denying it so vehemently.

Right.

Think whatever you want, hyung.

Yeah, I'm dating with Bul Ja and I'll marry her.

I'll go to Yanbian and live happily ever after. Satisfied?

Good for you.

Cheeky little brat...

Kids these days move really fast.

Don't they?

Oh, yeah.

Min Ho's home late.

Haven't you seen my boxing gloves?

No, I haven't. Are they missing?

How weird. I was about to exercise.

Where are they?

Start.

Go! Go!

Go! Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Min Ho.

Get out of there.

Why are you getting hit?

No choice.

Use your secret weapon.

Now is the time.

Go!

Go!

Go!

Min Ho held back not because he didn't know how to fight.

He didn't want to fight with his friends.

You, Wang Bae...

He thinks of you as a good friend.

Come on. Shake hands and make up.

Let's get along.

Okay.

- Don't fight ever again. - Okay.

Good-bye.

Take care.

Hey, give me the gloves.

But isn't this cowardly?

It's okay unless you get caught.

But...

don't tell your mom, okay?

Let's go.

Why is he so late? He's not answering the phone.

Mom!

Min Ho, why are you so late?

What happened to your face?

It's nothing.

It's an honorable badge he got...

...after a manly duel.

Duel?

You know, the kid who bugs Min Ho all the time.

Wang Bae? Right?

Yeah.

He did...

a man-to-man duel with him today.

Min Ho was like...

With only one strike...

- Right? - Yeah.

Min Ho, go inside.

What the heck are you doing?

What?

You put him in the talent show.

And now you make him fight?

He's been bullied for so long. Just let him be?

He can take it.

Do you know how weird you are?

I mean...

if your son is bullied,

shouldn't you go right away

and do something about it?

Or...

shouldn't you tell him to go...

and get him back?

What if he's called a fatherless child again?

What if they say he's a son of a single mom?

Do you think I'm doing this because I want to?

It's all for Min Ho's sake.

For Min Ho?

Not for your own sake?

What did you say?

You care about how people might point fingers at you.

Is it Min Ho's fault that he's without a father?

It's not his fault.

Right...

My mom used to tell me to...

...apologize first no matter what.

She never asked why I did what I did.

She said it was all my fault.

I had to say, "I won't do it again. Forgive me."

He doesn't have a dad. Mom isn't on his side either.

Then who's on Min Ho's side?

Min Ho...

...is still a little kid.

It's not time for him to learn patience.

Ah...

Mom is on his side.

It's time for him to feel he's protected no matter what.

You know that?

Mom.

I'm sorry.

I won't fight again.

You wanna sleep on my arm?

Huh?

Yeah.

Come here, my baby.

My baby.

Goodness...

Doesn't it hurt?

I'm okay. Min Ki ahjusshi put some medicine on, too.

You must be good friends with him.

Of course. He's so awesome.

He's smart, too. He's funny.

Jeez.

You're a big fan of him.

You like him that much?

Yeah, he seems like a nice guy.

Yeah, he's not a bad person.

Min Ho, how did you win anyway?

Wang Bae is so strong.

Oh...

I had a secret weapon Min Ki ahjusshi taught me.

Secret weapon?

It's a secret, but...

What?

He told you to punch him with a rock in your fist?

Yeah, he said it's okay unless I get caught.

Jeez, that rotten bastard.

Hey.

Lee Min Ki!

You're pretty good.

You made pretty ridges.

Then shall I check the soil?

Jeez.

What did he eat?

It's pretty...

...well-nourished.

Fine.

But why didn't you cover the ridges with plastic?

Otherwise, you'll go through a lot because of the weeds.

We can just pluck them out. No big deal.

Such fools...

As soon as you pluck them out, they sprout again.

If a particle of their root remains,

they spread all over the place. You know that?

There are four of us. We'll manage.

General Lee Soon Shin...

can defeat the Japanese army, but not weeds.

It's impossible even if you have extra twelve hoes to work with, punks.

You know, we don't have any money to buy plastic.

Elder, we'll take care of the weeds.

Can't we grow the seedlings first? Can we start by sowing the seeds?

Stop right there.

What are you doing now?

You want to grow the seedlings here?

On bare ground?

Yes. Why?

Dude, seedlings are like infants.

What would happen if you leave an infant on the ground? Huh?

They'll burn to death when it gets hot.

They'll freeze to death when it gets cold.

Then what should we do?

What to do?

You must grow seedlings inside a house as warm as mom's hug.

We don't have a house.

Can't we just try?

No way!

I don't care if you ruin your farming.

But if you fail,

you'll hurt my reputation

as a farming god.

If you want to learn to grow cabbages,

find a house and come back.

Ahjusshi.

It's okay, it's okay.

We can just give it a try.

Let go, let go.

Emergency.

Hadurok Ri residents.

Please come to the village hall right away. From Village Head Kang Yoon Hee.

What's going on?

Why is there a village meeting all of a sudden?

Wow.

You get that...

...through texts these days?

I thought you announce it over speakers.

Dear Village Head people...

It's dear villagers.

You're talking about ancient days...

Are you filming "Hometown Report"?

We all use it, too.

Texts...

messenger...

SNS, and blogs...

On top of that,

we even have a group chat room with

waitresses in the town coffee shop.

With waitresses in coffee shop?

This doesn't look ordinary.

Let's hurry up.

What's going on?

Please wait a little longer. They'll be here soon.

I wonder what this is all about.

Jeez, just wait. It must be something good.

Really?

Jeez, I was in the middle of a lecture. Why do you make me come here? What's this about?

Come on, have a seat first.

Sit down. Sit.

Welcome.

You know...

Don't be surprised.

This Sunday...

which is tomorrow...

finally, Sang Deuk oppa's

blind date is set up.

Oh, my, really?

What? Is this all about his blind date?

Is this important enough for us to have a village meeting?

Of course.

Sang Deuk is the last bachelor in our village.

Let me tell you briefly...

...about the lady's profile.

She's 32 years old.

She graduated from a college in Seoul,

majoring in Early Childhood Education.

That sounds nice.

Good for her.

Stop it already.

That woman is crazy...

...enough to marry a guy from here?

She's very interested in country life.

That's why she's more dangerous.

Where would you find a woman like that?

She's a female con artist, or...

something must be wrong with her.

I don't want it.

Hey, you should at least look at her picture.

Jeez, I said I don't want it.

I'll meet her at least.

Wow.

Then...

I'll accept sponsorship from you for his date.

A car, a watch, a suit, or whatever...

If you have anything nice, please sponsor him.

Sponsorship? What's the point?

He should know how to handle women.

Sang Deuk got dumped in both Uzbekistan and Vietnam.

Quiet.

Ahjumma, you know how to poke fun at someone else's expense.

You're good enough to be in a national team.

By the way...

Seoul women are very picky.

It won't be easy to seduce them.

Don't worry about that.

We have dorks from Seoul.

You're right.

We have bachelors from Seoul.

I'll ask you for help.

I don't know if we can help with anything.

This is not just a casual blind date.

It's a marriage date.

And this is...

something impossible from the beginning.

They're of different class.

That's not it. It's an impossible game. Impossible.

Hush!

You bastards.

What's wrong with me?

I heard somewhere...

that you need a house.

So you're letting us borrow this house.

For free, too...

Hyungnim.

Didn't you say you'd farm strawberries in winter?

What's the big deal about strawberries?

If I can marry off Sang Deuk,

I can do anything.

But...

you know what'll happen if you fail.

Don't worry...

...about that.

This guy's nickname is...

"Sticky Ricecake in Hongdae".

Why he's called a ricecake is...

his way of speech is so chewy and sticky that...

girls stick to him like crazy.

This guy doesn't need any special modifiers.

Samchungdong...

One-shot...

One-kill...

This guy is...

our youngest, Ki Joon...

While he was preparing for the government official test,

he seduced a part-time employee at a cup rice place.

He took care of his three meals with cup rice.

Don Juan in Noryangjin...

Trust us.

We'll take care of it.

Right, my friends?

We're home.

Jeez, ramen again?

Are you guys honorary ambassadors of ramen?

It'll get overcooked. Hurry up and eat.

You'll soon realize you're the happiest when eating ramen.

Yeah, right. You're just trying to save money on food.

Hey, Little Rockstar.

What's up?

What are you doing?

You can just say it. Why write it?

You taught him to hit people with a rock in his fist. You got something to say?

Stay away from Min Ho.

Don't come within 30 ft of him.

What the heck?

Why don't you just have me wear an electronic anklet?

That's a good idea. I like it.

Can I buy one on the Internet?

Jeez.

Any left for me?

Jeez, what's up with that elastic band?

Don't you have a hairpin?

If I see a real man, I'll wear a hairpin or a hairband.

Why would I wear a hairpin to look pretty?

Hey, just eat.

We gotta go coach Sang Deuk hyung for his date.

What kind of dramas do you like, Sang Deuk?

I don't watch TV.

Oh, I see.

Then...

what kind of sports do you like?

Digging.

Then...

what's your hobby?

Digging.

Then...

what do you do with your friends?

Digging.

Damn it.

Jeez, just stop it.

Ahjusshi.

Don't you have anything else to say other than digging?

I answered to the questions truthfully.

Moreover...

Ahjusshi.

Why do you keep picking your underwear? Is it a sticker or something?

I need to take it out when it sticks to my butt.

Should I just leave it?

Will you try to take it out in front of a woman?

I'm not a coward...

who leaves the underwear alone

because there's a woman.

Wow.

- What is he saying? - This is...

...impossible. It was an impossible game from the get-go.

He's an explosive about to blow up.

He's worse than me.

Oh, my...

Who is that?

Jeez, he usually looks like a burglar.

He cleans up alright.

Stop it.

I usually don't dress up.

I look like Won Bin, you know.

You guys did such a good job.

Thank you so much.

You did well.

Well...

It wasn't that easy.

We were trying to create...

...something out of nothing.

He's the result of that.

Sang Deuk.

Hey, you.

You must succeed this time.

I'd like to live with a daughter-in-law and eat her food, okay?

Jeez, don't worry.

I'll be back.

- Okay, good luck. - Fighting!

Hyung, fighting!

- Be sure to do well, okay? - Fighting.

You worked so hard.

- Thank you. - Would you like some?

Oh, almonds.

Thank you.

Grandpa.

Do you farm almonds, too?

No, I like this chocolate bar.

My teeth are not good...

so I can't chew the almonds.

Want some more?

Oh, no!

I don't want to.

Where's your house?

You're here. Go all the way in.

Yes.

Hey.

Move your car.

I'm sorry.

I'll move soon.

Mi Young.

Sang Deuk oppa?

Your daughter?

Yeah.

She keeps asking me to go back to Seoul.

It's been such a long time.

How have you been?

I'm alright.

By the way, why did you come back?

I was so busy with work, but...

Dad wanted to come back here so much.

So we decided to move back.

Is ahjusshi here, too?

Then I need to say hello.

It's okay.

He won't even recognize you.

He has a bad case of dementia.

Dementia?

Oh, jeez.

Then is your husband here, too?

No.

I got divorced two years ago.

Divorced?

Yeah.

But are you...

...married, oppa?

What about kids?

That...

I mean...

Sang Deuk.

Why are you still doing here?

You... you...

Aren't you Mi Young?

Long time no see, ahjumma.

How have you been?

What brings you here, Mi Young?

Ahjusshi got sick, so they moved.

How dare you come back here?

Hey, how dare you come back and face me?

Stop it, Mom.

You stupid moron.

You've been through hell and still want to smile at her?

What the hell are you doing here?

What if you're late for the date?

Date?

Are you still single?

Yeah.

He didn't get married yet because of you.

What?

Are you satisfied?

I said stop. It's so embarrassing.

Go now.

Come on.

Good-bye.

What's that?

Let's go. Elder might get mad.

Elder?

- Oh, ahjusshi. - Yeah, he might get mad.

Stop it.

Oh, no. Don't.

Are you having fun?

Yeah.

Father.

Are you happy to be back?

What a relief.

It's a little hard for me.

From now on,

listen to me carefully.

I won't repeat. Got it?

Yes, ahjusshi.

It's simple to plant seedlings.

Unless you're morons, you'll understand.

First, fill this port...

with gardening soil...

not too much and not too little. Just adequately.

And then...

plant a couple of cabbage seeds in each hole. Remember two seeds in each hole.

Not too deep and not too shallow. Adequately just like this.

I mean, he always says adequately.

If I knew what adequately means, why'd we be sitting here like this?

I know. If you watch a cooking program, they always talk about adequate amount of sugar or salt.

Hey, dork!

Are you gonna babble like a crazy man while I'm lecturing?

I'm sorry.

Teacher.

I have a question.

Why do we need to plant a couple of seeds?

Good question.

Why not just one seed but a couple in each hole?

Let's say we plant only one to save on some seeds.

But the seed is bad. Like you guys...

Then they won't sprout.

And...

you think they'll grow well once sprouted?

No way, Jose.

There are weak ones like you guys, and

there are strong and sturdy ones like me.

Then...

what should we do about...

...the weak ones like you?

Get rid of them.

In technical terms...

...we thin them out. Okay?

Try.

Adequately?

Hey, you have too much soil.

I said put it adequately.

Adequately, hyung. Like this...

You planted them too deeply.

Then they can't root down.

Put them not too deep and not too shallow. Just adequately.

Why aren't you getting it?

Jeez, stop yelling.

It's their first time.

Were you good from the beginning?

Yeah, I was good from the beginning.

By the way...

why do you keep siding with them?

When did I?

Who is it?

Who did you fall for?

Is it this guy?

This guy?

Tell me.

It's not like that.

You're so funny.

Stop there.

You wench.

Stop right there.

You guys, I'm telling you in advance.

Don't even think about dating my sister.

If you do...

we'll all be dead, okay?

Yi Ji!

You wench!

Hwang Yi Ji!

He could've let it go.

Jeez, why would we even think of dating her? What's up with him?

Even if I like Yi Ji,

I wouldn't go out because of him.

- Never. - Me neither.

Excuse me, ahjumma. I have a question.

It seems there's a story between Sang Deuk and that woman.

Who? Oh, Mi Young?

Yes.

How the story goes...

Forget it.

You're gonna call me a big mouth.

I won't tell you.

Right, why do we need to know their story?

- Let's just work. - Right.

You put too much.

You do your own work.

They used to go out. They promised to marry, too.

You said you won't tell us.

I'm telling you because you won't focus on work out of curiosity. I'm doing this for you.

Sang Deuk and Mi Young...

...used to be all lovey-dovey.

What?

Is my performance bothering your study?

No.

Oppa.

Should I just marry you?

Why are you saying something so obvious?

I mean...

Right after I graduate high school...

What do you mean?

You're not going to college?

I'm not in a situation to go to college.

I'll just marry you.

What are you talking about?

Don't worry about the tuition. Just focus on studying.

I said I'll support you.

I just feel so bad about it.

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

If you are sorry,

you can give me a peck.

Peck?

Oh, my.

- ID number 21094 has passed. - What did it say?

Oppa, I passed!

Oppa.

Is this a dream or what? Hit me once.

How can I hit you?

It's not a dream.

You passed!

Mi Young got into a college in Seoul.

Oppa.

Mi Young.

If you run out of money, please call me, okay?

I'll call you as soon as I arrive in Seoul.

Okay. Sure. Go.

- Oppa. - Mi Young.

Oppa.

Mi Young!

Let me go with you.

Mi Young!

Help!

- Oppa. - Mi Young.

Take care and be safe.

Call me as soon as you arrive.

Okay.

I love you.

Sang Deuk worked his butt off.

He paid for her tuition, room and board, and even allowance.

On top of that, he even delivered food, too.

He devoted himself to her.

But one day...

Under the bright moon in Seoul,

when I returned home and looked in bed,

there were four legs.

Two belonged to me, but...

how about the other two legs?

They were mine before, but...

what would I do now?

S... S.... Sang Deuk oppa...

You wench...

That's how they separated.

They said Mi Young got married off to a rich guy as soon as she graduated college.

And now that she's back,

it's natural hyungmim got so mad.

Oh my, really...

That woman was too much.

You scared me.

Jeez.

That's why Sang Deuk hyung drank so much.

No.

He started drinking a lot from elementary school.

- He just likes drinking, I guess. - From childhood...

Elementary school?

What time is it?

If we're late for lunch, we'll starve again. Come on. Hurry.

Yes, ahjumma. I'm sorry.

Sorry.

What the...

They feed us ramen all the time. And now canned food buffet?

I expected something different from country meals.

Why is it always instant food?

You're not worthy. Why are you complaining about food?

Just eat what's given to you.

We're not complaining. This is too much.

Okay, I get it.

You can expect something good for dinner.

I'll go grocery shopping.

Thank you, ahjumma.

Yay.

Thank you.

Thanks.

You guys finally opened up the Pandora's box.

Jeez, you rotten bastards.

Calm down, Uncle.

They need to experience it someday, don't they?

Jeez, you're right.

They dug their own graves.

What, Mom?

You...

Get a grip and be good on your date.

Jeez, I told you not to worry.

You're not thinking about that Mi Young or whatever, are you?

No, I'm not.

I forgot about her a long time ago.

I'll do my best this time.

Don't worry at all.

Bye.

Jeez, she's worried over nothing.

Why would I think about a girl who dumped me?

And when she's a divorcee?

She's way prettier and younger.

Why would I?

I'll succeed this time.

I'll definitely get married.

Park Sang Deuk?

Yes.

I'm Park Sang Deuk.

Who...

I'm sorry.

I'm quite late.

I'm your date.

My name's Lee Bok Nyun.

What?

Is there a problem?

Oh...

Nothing.

Damn. Darn it.

By the way...

you look older than your picture.

You can never trust pictures.

I'm just joking.

What are you looking at?

Excuse me?

What did I look at?

You just looked at my boobs.

How sneaky...

Anyway...

guys all fall for my boobs.

My nose...

Min Ho.

It's almost dinner time. Where did he go?

What?

It's noona.

Park Min Ho.

What are you doing here?

Min Ki, didn't I tell you to stay away from him?

Am I a criminal or something?

Why do you treat me like that?

Why?

Why don't you come in and beat me up?

Tease-ya.

Jeez, how childish...

Noona, you come in here, too.

I'm okay.

Do you want me to play around with you?

Come out quickly. You might catch a cold. Go home.

Come on. Go home.

Jeez, so dry. You're so dry.

Jeez, come on.

Run.

What are you doing?

Are you crazy? What the heck?

Are you out of your mind?

Go away.

Noona.

Noona!

Ouch.

It's a sprain.

You need to see the doctor.

This isn't serious enough to see the doctor.

I'll feel better after a few days.

It's all because of you. You know that?

You stay away from me, okay?

I'm sorry.

By the way, Yoon Hee. Don't you need to go to Seoul for delivery tomorrow?

How would you drive with that ankle?

I know...

Are you going to Seoul tomorrow?

Let me go with you.

What are you saying?

We have tons of work. You can't go anywhere.

I have an important thing to do.

Let me go just once.

That's nice.

You can drive...

...for Yoon Hee.

Drive?

Yeah.

I have a driver's license, but I've never driven a car.

If you still want me to, I'll try.

Accelerator stops the car, right?

Hey, hey, it's okay. Don't do anything.

Who are you trying to kill?

Uncle, he looks fine but he can't do anything.

We'll be in deep trouble. No way.

Okay, then...

isn't there anyone who has a driver's license?

We do, but...

isn't it a truck?

I have a class B driver's license.

Me, too.

Oh.

Min Ki hyung has a class C.

Right, right.

Really?

Then you can drive her tomorrow.

Why would I?

She got injured because of you.

If you don't like it,

I'll hurt your ankle the same way.

Oh, okay, okay.

I'll go, okay?

I'll leave at dawn tomorrow.

Be on time, okay?

Fine.

Why are you here?

I'm not here for you.

Hello.

Oppa...

Hi.

Hey.

Are you discriminating?

You spoke down to me and...

...called Hyuk oppa?

Can't I speak freely...

with my own tongue?

Please?

Don't you think so, oppa?

What brings you here anyway?

Ahjumma told me to come for dinner.

What?

Dinner?

Oh, my God. Damn it.

What kind of stew is this?

Carbonara mozzarella kimchi stew.

Carbonara...

Mozzarella...

Kimchi stew?

Ordinary kimchi stew is boring.

I like fusion dishes.

Since you guys are from Seoul,

I thought you might like this better. So I'm displaying my skill.

Come on, why wait? Eat.

Yes, thank you.

- Elders first. - Oh, no. Go ahead.

Thank you.

Ugh.

Jeez.

Oh, my.

What's wrong?

Is it bad?

Oh, this is an...

...indescribable taste.

I mean...

Right, something like eating foul water?

Foul water?

Is my cooking that bad?

Yeah.

It's not meant for people.

You really suck at cooking.

What did you say?

I've never heard that before.

Oh my...

is that why you guys...

...kept asking for ramen?

Is that why?

Oh, darling...

It's not because it was bad, but...

your experimental spirit is somewhat too shocking, I should say.

So...

That's why...

It's like that.

I'm the only one who didn't know.

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

Darling. Sweetie.

Jeez.

What are you gonna do now?

When I complained about food in our newlywed days, she cried for a month and a half.

Take responsibility.

Take care of this, dorks.

Darling.

Darling!

The home atmosphere will be gloomy for some time.

Watch your mouths.

I once told her she got more wrinkles.

I couldn't see her for two months.

Hey, Sang Deuk.

How did it go?

How? How?

It was a real bummer.

She was totally different from the picture.

She made herself taller and her boobs bigger with Photoshop.

It was an eyesore.

Hey, are you gonna live off of her face?

I'm not done yet.

She snorts like a pig when she laughs.

On top of that,

she has a bad case of princess syndrome.

She covered up her boobs and pulled down her skirt when I didn't even look.

So frustrated...

But she said she likes you.

Meet her one more time.

Forget it.

I don't care if I never get married.

She's not it.

Isn't it because of Mi Young? Be honest.

What are you talking about?

I really don't like her.

That Mi Young bitch...

Where are you going?

This is crazy.

Mom!

Mi Young, come out.

Come out quickly.

Ahjumma.

Ahjumma.

What brings you here?

Sang Deuk refuses to see his date again because of you.

Who are you to come down here and mess him up?

Oh...

What do you mean?

Mom.

What are you talking about?

Is it true, oppa?

Is it because of me?

It's not like that.

I really don't like that woman.

Don't lie, punk!

Stop it, please.

I'll see her.

I will.

I'll call her right now and see her tomorrow.

Are you happy now?

Are you serious?

Yeah.

Let's go.

Come on.

Jeez, I'm so embarrassed.

What's wrong with you?

Jeez, oppa...

Who am I to do that...

You're wearing sweats going to Seoul?

Nothing else to wear, dork.

How long will she be like that?

She cried all night long and I couldn't sleep at all.

Shut up, punks.

You slept in a separate room.

I was right next to her. I couldn't sleep at all.

It's all because of you punks.

Darling.

I want some water.

With some vitamin...

Okay.

I'll bring it right away.

Hey, see you later.

You...

Why isn't she coming out when she says we're late?

- She's always... - She's here.

Hello.

Hello, noona.

Come on. Let's go.

Wait.

Are you going to Seoul with that tacky thing on?

What's the big deal?

Safety is the best thing.

I'm embarrassed.

Enough. Be quiet. Drive safely.

Let's go.

Noona.

I'll help you.

It's okay.

I'm fine by myself.

Bye.

Bye.

Let's go inside.

How long will you be like that?

Will you end it as one-sided love?

Your image's restored. Profess your love.

Profess?

Min Ki, focus on your driving.

I'll listen to some music.

What kind of songs?

Just listen.

Yoon Hae Rim

This is so old. Play something else.

Leave it alone unless you want to die.

Hey, why are you getting off here?

I have a date with my girlfriend.

Girlfriend? You said she died.

You have a girlfriend?

Of course, I do. I'm not like you.

Anyway, I'll call you when my date's over.

Noona.

Can I borrow some money?

What?

I need to buy some flowers for my girlfriend.

Hey.

Oh, my.

I'll pay you back with interest.

What's wrong with your friend?

He's a nut case.

He's really...

You bastard.

You thief.

This dork or that dork, there's no difference.

He's the weirdest.

Enough.

Let's go.

Hurry up.

How are you doing?

What do you think?

They are good, right?

Huh?

They are not as good as before.

Jeez.

We can't help it because they are organic. You know that.

Shall we just bring in the boxes?

Wait.

You know...

What?

I mean...

Hello.

Where should I put the onions and spinach?

Jeez...

Take them to storage.

Did you...

...find some other vendor?

You know everyone's struggling.

These are organic, so they cost too much.

I was gonna call you but I forgot.

I'm sorry.

You said you only wanted organic products.

Didn't you say you're doing business with conscience?

Business is so bad.

We'll continue when things get better.

Forget it.

Don't call me again. I don't want to do business with you.

[We only use organic ingredients.]

Shouldn't you remove that "Organic" sign by now?

Let's go, Min Ki.

Jeez, that bastard.

He should've called me in advance.

If we go back, these will go bad. What should I do?

Go bad?

Yeah.

Shall I sell them for you?

You?

How?

I have a way.

But...

we're sharing the profit evenly, okay?

50/50?

Hey.

That's rather...

Well, you can say no.

Okay, okay.

I don't know how you'd sell them.

Fine, 50/50.

Profess?

Profess my love...

I don't have many days to live.

Should I just do it?

But should someone who's terminally ill do that?

Isn't that too selfish?

Right.

This isn't it.

Of course, it's not.

Wait.

Why can't I be selfish when I'm dying soon?

It's unfair to die so young. Can't I at least do that?

I'll do it.

People are naturally selfish.

Hey, Ki Joon.

Jeez.

Hey, I need to go somewhere.

Where?

I won't tell you.

You know why?

Because I'm selfish.

Should I do this alone?

Jeez, really...

When will I get to finish?

Jeez, I don't care. I'll take a break.

Do these people even want to farm? They don't stay around.

Don't move.

What?

What again?

Ahjumma made some noodles and wants me to bring you some.

It's okay.

I'm okay, so you can just leave right now.

If I take it back, she needs to throw it away.

- Just eat it. - Go away. Don't come near me.

Are you okay?

Do I look okay to you? Look at me. I'm not okay.

Hey. Help!

Jeez... really...

Hey.

What happened to you?

What are you wearing?

What's up with the spinach?

Don't ask anything, hyung.

I have my reasons.

Reasons?

Jeez...

Where to put them?

To the kitchen...

Jeez.

Please keep this as a secret from anyone who knows me.

Go, go.

Your place looks so nice.

You perform there, too?

So many pictures...

Oh my...

Isn't that Min Ki?

That's Hyuk.

That's right. They are the dorks.

They were so hot at one time.

Looks that way.

They look like different people.

This place was packed with people who wanted to see them.

When Min Ki went like this with a mic, girls went crazy like that. Yeah, Min Ki was the best.

Rock and roll! Baby! Yay!

Min Ki, let's do music. Please.

Fighting, Min Ki. Yay!

Really...

What the heck?

Min Ki is here, too.

The girl next to him...

She looks so familiar.

It's Yoo Na.

Singer Yoo Na.

You're right. Yoo Na.

Why did Min Ki take a picture with that famous singer?

Min Ki and Yoo Na used to...

It's none of your business.

Aren't you going to sell spinach?

I'll go.

Why is he so irritated all of a sudden?

Jeez, that dork...

He's not over her yet.

Jeez.

What do you mean?

A long time ago,

Min Ki and Yoo Na...

there was something between them.

Something...

Something?

Oh...

You were babbling all day long. Why are you quiet all of a sudden?

What? Is it because of that Yoo Na or whatever?

Hey. Wake up.

You and Yoo Na?

I know!

I already know.

Are you mad?

I was...

...joking.

I don't have time to hesitate.

I'll profess my love like a real man.

Even if I get dumped,

I can just turn around.

Right.

Let's go, Han Chul.

Soo Yun.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh...

Hello.

Hello.

I have something to tell you.

I know it's out of line, but...

I have my own reasons.

What is that?

I love you.

Excuse me?

I fell in love at first sight with you.

Please go out with me.

I don't want to.

What?

That fast?

You need to think it over at least a minute or so.

Hm... I thought about it.

I don't want to.

Why? Why don't you like me?

Oh...

is it because I took a dump?

Actually, I had toilet paper with me.

Or...

is it because I let the puppy lick my nipple?

No!

I just don't like you.

Then bye.

That dork is really crazy.

Does he even know me to profess love?

I got completely dumped.

You can't help it, Han Chul.

Turn around like a man.

It's not enough to profess love.

Soo Yun.

Soo Yun, why do you dislike me?

I said I had toilet paper at the time.

When I got bitten by my puppy...

It was an accident I got bitten by my puppy.

How would I know how the puppy feels?

This is crazy.

How embarrassing in front of Mi Young...

She probably thinks I'm not over her yet.

Why do I need to see that ugly woman again?

It's maddening.

Jeez.

Ahjusshi.

Can you move a little to the left?

Okay.

Oppa.

Mi Young.

Why are you here in town?

Oh...

I'm opening a coffee shop here.

Coffee shop?

In the country?

I'm just trying it out.

What brings you here?

Me?

That...

That...

Sang Deuk.

What are you doing here?

Bok Nyun...

Who?

This is Bok Nyun.

I'm dating her.

We have a date today.

Bok Nyun.

You look especially beautiful today.

Really?

I took extra care and time.

I guess it shows.

We'll get going.

Let's go.

You smell good.

I'm wearing a different perfume.

Hey, ahjusshi.

I told you not to do that.

Pay extra care. Please.

Jeez.

We ran out of drinks.

This is crazy. Without a drink...

Alcohol tastes best during the day. Best!

Sang Deuk. Your glass is empty.

Have a drink.

Stop drinking.

You had a lot.

What are you talking about? We just got started.

Mine is empty, too.

Come on.

Cheers!

This is crazy.

How long should I stay with her?

If I take off, Mom will say it's because I'm not over Mi Young.

She'll go crazy.

Right.

Even if I don't like how she looks,

I'm not in a situation to be picky.

And she might have some charm I don't know about yet.

Sang Deuk.

Do you know what my nickname is?

What is it?

Suzy in Noryangjin.

I looked exactly like her a few years ago.

Suzy?

You crazy Suzy.

Okay.

Every woman has some sort of princess syndrome.

I'm ruined because of alcohol.

I was really popular back then.

Blow your nose, wench.

Oh, no.

She can fix her laughter.

Gotta go to the restroom.

My bladder is about to explode.

Oh, my.

Does she even smoke?

Okay, okay.

Women can smoke, too, you know.

I'll be back.

Sure.

What's this?

Ho Ba Don Juan?

Ho Ba?

Host bar?

She goes to host bars, too?

Okay.

You can go to host bars, too.

My ass!

Okay.

You're so popular in Seoul.

You know so many stores.

We might sell everything we brought soon.

How exciting.

Hey.

You should've told me you were stopping.

Where are we?

Wait a second.

Why do I need to wait?

Hey.

That dork...

Lee Min Ki.

Where are you going?

Jeez.

Min Ki.

When did you come?

Why didn't you call me in advance?

I was just passing by.

I'll go since I saw you.

Already?

You came all the way here.

Can you come in?

I'm busy.

I'm going.

Ahjumma.

Hello.

I said wait there. Why did you come?

Who...

Don't you remember me?

I'm Yoon Hee.

I won't move an inch...

...from here.

I really need to find the money. I'm going crazy.

What are you doing in the middle of the night?

He got kicked out because he broke up with his date.

Broke up?

It's old news.

Weird things always happen and I'm misunderstood.

Help me!

Noona, are you having an affair?

If you are, your hubby will be sad.

Once a man makes up his mind, he should take care of after-service.