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lt was an old score to settle.

Are you alright? C'mon. Let's go. Come.

No, no. Don't come in.

You've come home for the first time.

l'll get the rituals' plate.

Rituals' plate?

Hello, Screwwala? l'm here.

He's a very strange man.

He has gone in to get the rituals' plate. - l see.

lt's necessary for the man who sacrifices..

..to apply the sacrificial dot to the sacrificial goat.

What are you talking?

He's coming! l'll put down the phone!

Om!

Come in. Please come in.

This is your room.

You take rest. We'll talk in the morning.

Good night, huh! - Good night.

Why are you screaming?! What if anyone hears?!

What are you doing?!

What are you doing here?! - l was here to wake you up.

This way? - Actually when l had come earlier..

..you were sleeping at that time.

So? - So..

..in sleep you were.. - What?

..looking very beautiful.

l thought while you're sleeping..

..in the meantime l'll get Mrs. Gaitonde's milk.

You take a bath and get fresh.

l'll prepare the tea and breakfast meanwhile.

Mrs. Gaitonde's milk!

Shit! lt's empty like the head of that Screwwala!

Screwwala.. why did you take out the bullets from my gun?

Don't you know how danger this man is?

Cool down, Miss Matondkar.

There's logic behind it.

To hell with your logic. l want bullets.

Good. Good. l think Mrs. Screwwala has gone to bathe.

You do this way.. when she goes to the temple.. better come to home.

We'll talk peacefully.

What are you doing there? Come here!

You bloody.. - No, you're taking it in the wrong sense.

The thing's.. this time around Popat (Landlord) daily stands down there.

What did you say (She thinks to be the penis)?

Seems something's burning in the kitchen. l'll be right back.

This Popat (she thinks to be the penis) just stands downstairs.

Seems l've to bring the bullets for him!

Called someone to meet?

Me? Not at all.

And, why aren't you going to the temple today?

To seek a long union for us!

No. the priest told me that this is my seventh life!

Fine, go and get my balls from within.

Which one? Red? White? Or blue?

All!

The man and his three balls!

My whole life's wasted while handling his balls!

lt's not opening!

Pull it inside! - Come in, come in!

She daily goes to the temple. But didn't go today.

l want the Goliyaan (meaning bullet)!

Goliyaan (meaning contraceptive pills)!

There's no need of Goliyaan (contraceptive pills);

l'm taking the precautions.

What if something goes wrong? l can't risk without the Golis (bullets)!

There's no need of that. Dr. Screwwala is aware of his responsibilities.

Who's she?!

She's talking about what Goliyaan (pills)?!

Goliyaan (pills)! She's a patient.

But l cant prescribe the pills without an examination..

..because what happens inside the room may not happen outside the room.

So it's very important we take the balls inside..

..so that you remain outside the room!

Now tell me.. what happened?

That bloody.. - Sssh!

That rascal is very dangerous.

He was frequently talking about the Popat (penis) with me!

Had l got the bullets then l would have shot him in the head!

Calm down. Calm down, Miss Matondkar. Sit down.

That's why l didn't keep the bullets.

Now, l'll explain you the second round of our operation.

Every minute.. and every second..

..you'll have to pull him near you!

How come? How come?!

What ho come?

This way. Your gait.

Your style.

Your sway!

Then what?

Then you'll have to take cool breaths! - How?

This way. This way.

Hands down.

ln short.. you'll have to transform into a beautiful flower.

The moment he approaches you like a bee..

..the moment he'll force himself upon you..

..we shall then pounce upon him!

lt's just today that l haven't worn my bangles!

l'm ruined!

The whole world is against my love!

Nobody is standing by me other than Karan!

Let me die! Let me die!

Kiran, what are you doing? - Let me die! Let me die, sister!

Kiran, what are you up to?!

Nobody is with me other than Karan! - l'm with you!

What?! You said him that?!

l had to, uncle.

Thinking that all are against him..

l dread he might do something untoward..

..so at first l want to win his trust..

..and then l would want to make him understand.

Uncle, you give me that boy's name, number and address.

Hello. - Hello. - The same crook!

Calm down. Relax, uncle. Give me.

Hello. - Hello, Kiran..

No, l'm not Kiran but Kiran's sister Rekha.

Elder sis! Elder sis.. can l talk to Kiran?

lt's very important for me to meet her.

You can't. Because before that you've to meet me.

You!? lt seems l've to lure the elder sis and become Kiran's brother in law.

Fine, then.. come at Juhu Barista at 4 in the evening.

Why did you call me so urgently? What happened?

Do you know.. a big problem has arisen! - What?

The girl who's staying with me..

suddenly something has happened to her.

She's.. she roams skimpily clad.

How does she look like? - lt's not like that, man!

She doesn't let me breathe for even a second! - What does she do exactly?

What happened? - Where's your skirt?

Skirt? l've washed it.

Actually the thing is..

..l'm used to my earlier job.. l used to keep washing..

but ever since l've come here l'm not getting anything to wash.

Even you're not giving me chance!

What? - You..

Let's go somewhere.

lt's very hot in here.

And within.. nothing.. was wearing nothing, man!

Oh, man! Then? - Then..

Then she starts reading a book. Sits right in front of me.

Rarely opens the book.. more of opens herself!

Then she tells me.. 'l really like books without a cover.'

And, then suddenly when l'm seated on the sofa..

See, this watch is damaged. lt often gets slow.

lts two hours slow.

lf this keeps happening.. then you'll be left behind..

..and the world shall move ahead.

And when l was setting out to come here..

Should l tell you some thing? - Huh?

l've some hot.. very hot..

..l've brought some hot tea for you.

Will you? - Yeah.

Careful. Don't spill it.

What-what are you doing?!

l'm cleaning it.

l'll get it washed!

That's my job, isn't it?

But.. 'l'll wipe it all.'

Then.. then what happened?

What else?

After all l'm a human. Tell me.. what could l've done?

Control yourself! Control yourself!

How long should l control, man?

Was she not the girl with the spot..

..then l would have.. - What would you've done?

l would have thrown her out!

Just don't know why is she doing that.

She's testing you.

Testing me? - Yes.

She thinks you're some flirt..

..who tries to swoon every girl.

But, you'll have to tell her..

..that you're not a flirt.. but a die-hard lover!

Don't see the fire that she's trying to show you! - Yes!

Maintain your dignity!

Dignity! - Dignity! - But how?

lgnore her! Take her out of your mind!

Think of something else!

Yes! - Okay, l'll make a move.

Kiran's sister.. l've to meet her.

Okay? Bye!

Listen.. - What?

You too don't forget it. - What? - Kiran's sister.. dignity!

Dignity! - Dignity!

Dignity!

'The girls these days.. do they come here for coffee..

..or do they come here for a public display?'

Excuse me..

Rekha, you!? - Karan! You!?

Rekha.. - Yes?

Should l tell you something?

Yes, tell me.

Would you like to become my time-pass?

Okay. Will you eat something or..

The coffee will be fine.

Here. Caf� cool Laffe. Your favourite.. right?

Yeah. But how did you know?

Because it's my favourite as well.

And, the likes of lovers are always the same.

Meaning? - l used to love you a lot.

That very slap changed me.

l never knew that a slap of mine will change you so much, Karan.

Me too. - But, what was the reason that you fell in love with Kiran?

You could have found any girl?

But l want only Kiran.

Because Kiran is my first.. l mean.. my second..

..and the last love. That's it.

The one who has an affair with every other girl.. is talking this way?!

What if Kiran comes to know about it?

You won't tell anything to Kiran! Please!

l make you beg! l mean l beg to you!

l myself used to spread the rumours of my affairs.

But the truth is.. no girl has ever touched.

Except for.. but please don't tell anything to Kiran.

l beg to you. l plead to you, Rekha! - lt's okay, Karan. Karan, it's okay!

lt's okay.

Are you telling the truth? - l swear by Kiran.

And if you tell all that to Kiran..

..then l'll eat this poison.. and die.

Karan.. that's sugar.

l've heavy diabetes.

Excuse me. Hello.

What a performance, man!

Hey, Karan! - Rocky! After so many years!

Great to see you, man! - Great to see you too, man!

Yes, uncle, l know this boy. He was a normal guy.

He wasn't at all like this.

Huh!

Maybe.. these everything is possible.

But you don't worry, uncle.

l'll have to seek the help of my guru Dr. Screwwala to solve this case.

Cool down. Cool down. Calm down.

l promise you from today on no lady patient..

..will come to Dr. Screwwala for pills.

And if any come.. then l'll shoot them! - So be it.

Yes? - Can l see Dr. Screwwala?

He has stopped seeing lady patients.

Madam, look.. l'm not his patient but his student. - Student?

l barred the patients.. and now the students have started pouring in!

Bloody hell student.. that man must have sent her here!

Your one slap changed his life.. yes or no?

- Yes, sir. - Good.

The boy who used to chase the girls..

..these days he's chasing boys!

That means he's still in search for true love.

Now, the very hands that you slapped him with..

..should be used to attract him towards you!

Sir.. l couldn't get you.

Come.. l'll tell you.

lt's a simple case of.. what is that word?

Psychotic Role Reversal? - Exactly! Same thing.

For example.. 30 years back my wife Parvati..

..looked exactly like you.

The same beauty.. and the same tenderness.

So, it's natural for me..

..that l don't care for the world..

..and pull you in my arms.

Because today l'm seeing the same Parvati in you.

Just imagine.. if today.. Parvati.. the way she looked 30 years back..

..comes and stands right before me..

..then she can easily get me! Understood? - Understood!

Parvati.. Parvati.. you'll have to do something!

You'll have to turn this waist slim in order to bring back your husband!

He wants the Parvati that was 30 years back!

C'mon, Parvati! Do it! Do it!

Rahul!

Rahul! What are you looking at?

How do l look like? - Beautiful!

But, there's one problem..

..what if someone mistakenly touches my back?

l'll be right back.

Rahul.. just come in!

No, no, no!

'O' God! O my God!'

Rahul.. come soon! - 'Ward off the troubles of your devotees!'

Rekha.. you.. - Yes..

Me!

lt seems today.. you've quite unchained thoughts.

Yes.. that's to open your closed eyes.

'Bungalow!

'Car!'

No, Rekha.. l can't come to you.

Why? What do l lack?

You don't have the thing.. that Kiran has.

'Now.. l must be telling him.. as to what do l have!'

Okay, Urmila, l see.. l see..

You've to take him there.

And, you've to become fodder for that steed..

..so that he has not other option.. the poor chap.

Doctor! - The mare's here!

My balls! Where are they?

Your balls are in my hand! - Really?

lt's been cast..

My spell has been cast.

lt's happened..

Something has happened to me.

Wake up!

O' sleeping, beloved.

Look here..

What a feel is this!

Never shall such nights come; never shall a situation might arise!

Try understanding my restiveness.

lt's been cast..

My spell has been cast.

The pain is whispering to breaths.

The lips have a vibrant colour.

Touch me..

My heart's stirring within.

The tresses are fragrance and the body is sandal.

Touch me..

The movement is straying and the solitude is arid.

Try understanding my restiveness.

lt's been cast..

My spell has been cast.

How should l tell you my plight?

l dread dying in this restiveness.

What should l do?

Why do you make me suffer in such an ambience?

And, why do you hesitate in inching closer?

What should l do?

This is aloofness is no good; it's necessary to unite.

Try understanding my restiveness.

lt's been cast..

What happened? - Doctor..

..now l'm even l'm suspecting on my being a woman!

Men don't spare a woman.. be it 16 or 60.

He doesn't even touch me! - Stupid.

Doctor, l can't do anything more than this!

Your operation 'Fail'.. will fail because of me!

On the contrary it's fascinating.

This boy is smarter than l thought.

But he didn't do anything.

You know.. what this phenomenon of doing nothing is called by us doctors?

Pre-convulsive Psychotic Apathy.

lf we term that in common terminology then it's the calm before the storm!

Officer, our mission has arrived at a very dangerous point!

Now, if l touch him.. if l feel him once..

..then l can give you the exact date, exact day, and the exact time..

..as to when's the volcano going to explode!

l'll have to check for some irregularities in the frontal lobe.

Blood pressure, RNA, DNA, Occular -Dylasion, height, weight, reflexes..

We can't waste even a minute!

You do one thing.. you tell him that l..

..what am l to you..

l'm yours..

Uncle! Uncle will be fine!

Uncle? - Hmm. - Okay. Okay, l'm your uncle.

And by profession l'm a tailor.

Tailor? - Yeah, a tailor.

And l want to sew a suit for him.

Suit.. - Logic! Make use of logic!

lf he gets to know that l'm a doctor..

..then l won't get to know the thing that is important..

..for me to get to know!

How's the tea?

Rahul.. my uncle's coming in the evening.

Uncle! For what?

To see you. - To see me!?

Actually.. he wants to sew a suit for you.

Saved the money for the wedding suit! - What did you say?

No.. just tell me.. what am l supposed to do?

Nothing. Uncle will ask you some questions..

..just for the sake of formality. - No problem.

As it is l'm born for formalities.

Rahul.. just take it as if its your trial by fire.

Trial by fire!?

And, if you pass this out, then.. - Then?

Then.. - Then shall we move?

Your uncle is coming, isn't it?

So we'll have to get vegetables etc for him, isn't it?

We've to. - So.. better get ready.

How did you find the tea? - Very good.

lt's just that.. you don't cook the supper. Please.

l search for him daily in the morning!

Hey!

Firstly, get this window repaired. - Forget that. Popat's standing down.

What?! - Oh, yeah. l forgot to tell you.

There's this Popat, a laundryman..

..from whom we took a suit and couldn't return.

And, he stands daily downstairs for the recovery!

That day you were talking about this Popat? - Yeah!

l thought that you.. - l know what you might have thought about?

You might have thought of that green one..

..that flies (Popat -Parrot), isn't it?

Yeah. - You're really..

C'mon, let's go from that main gate. - But, if anyone gets us there?

None will get us there. C'mon. - Yes, sir?

You don't get Star Plus.

l'll check it right away.

lt just pisses me off!

Look, he has finally got his mate. - Hi.

When did you get married?

Five days ago. - The couple's so cute, isn't it?

Planning for kids? - Yeah.. good if that happens.

How will it happen with no effort? Tell me if you need some help..

..l'm ever ready. - What?!

You'll help him?! - Yes!

lt's been thirty years and you couldn't give me a son..

..what the hell will you help him?!

Enjoy yourselves, kids. Enjoy. - Bye. - Bye.

The old man is quite amorous.

'She has had so many drinks on my money..'

'..and l'm getting to bear the loss.' l'm losing my cool, Rekha.

Why hasn't Kiran come yet?

l told you earlier that l'm not interested in meeting you!

Look, Karan, don't get angry. Why don't you understand?

Kiran's exit from the house.. is not only difficult but it's impossible.

Fine, then l'll go to her house.

Karan, listen to me.. - l don't want to listen to you!

But, will you listen to Kiran?

- Kiran.. - Yeah.

Kiran has sent a message for you. - Message.

lf you take me as your mate..

then l'll stand by you for your whole life. - Really?

l swear by you.

Did Kiran say all this?

Yeah.. she said.

For a moment l thought.. that you're expressing yourself.

lf that's true.. will you forget Kiran?

Of course.. not.

l've got only reason to live.. and that is Kiran.

Tell me.. did Kiran really say all that? - Yeah.

lf l give you something.. will you pass it on to Kiran?

Of course.

You.. kissed me?

This is for Kiran.

Can you pass it on to her for me?

God bless you.

'l deemed the one as the symbol of unfaithfulness..'

'..has crossed all the barriers in proving his love..'

'l'll have to anyhow get him back. l love you, Karan.'

What a boot, man! - The headlight's great as well!

And, the bonnet is great as well! - lt will be quite great in driving it.

Boss.. can we have her for a while?

You bloody.. - Hold it. Hold this. Hold this for a minute.

What did you say?! - Only for test drive, man!

Got the license?! - Who the hell are you?!

RTO officer!

RTO officer? - Yeah.

Not bad.. hah!

Look, whatever you're doing.. is not the right thing.

l'm still telling you.. go back.. there's quite a lot danger inside.

The danger's to my matrimony.

You said downstairs that you've to go to 205. And here you come at 506?

That's because the killer comes here discreetly.

Does he come discreetly or is it you who come discreetly?

O God! - lf l get to hear the wailings of some child then l..

She's my wife! She's my wife.. my wife!

l never knew that you're coming.

Come in.. uncle..

'Since l'm along so she's calling uncle!'

Where's he? - lnside.

'The one who came as the student is inside the kitchen!'

You're searching for something? - Toilet.

Take a left from ahead.

l'll go myself.

Hey! Hey! Where did they go?!

Was he telling the truth? Listen!

Aah!

With such a big knife.. he..

Calm down. Calm down. Didn't l tell you its dangerous?

Forgive me. l mistrusted you.

Okay, okay, it's okay. Eat these pills till then.

Meantime, l'll finish my job and come. Okay?

She needlessly got scared.

And you know that.. l know. l know everything.

lt's going to be.. it's going to be alright.

l'm sorry, sir.. - Nothing to worry. l've given her the pills.

l'm doctor.. - Tailor. - Tailor, Tailor Screwwala.

Nice to meet you, sir. - Nice to meet you.

ln fact to be precise.. because of that traffic..

..27, 28, 29.. and.. and the pollution was so much that..

..open your mouth, child. Say Aaah! - Aaah!

Take deep breath!

There's so much air in the kidneys that.. Oh my God.. l mean..

Let's sit over there. - One minute..

hope not having fever? - Let's go.

So much of preparations?

lsn't your uncle very much like mine?

Who put off that light?! - Sorry.. actually it's the fuse problem.

l'll be right back. - Where are you going?!

The breaths too heavy. The heart's beating like a jackhammer.

The eyes are bloodshot. His.

His has made the first attack! - On whom?

On my wife!

Sir, actually he fumbled on the stopper..

Just see how much he fumbles ahead!

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh! Aah!

Oh! Huh! Huh!

Are you alright?

Seem she isn't?

Actually, l simply have tea..

l know! l know.. that too made of special milk!

But.. how did you know? - Logic.

Urmila, you just..

Okay.. pick a ball from these.

Pick up. Pick up.

Why did you pick the red one?

lt was nearer.. that's why.

Oh! So he picks anything that is near.

Uncle.. why have you brought these balls?

For the suit! - For the suit!?

Because l'm no ordinary tailor.

l don't measure people, rather l feel them.

C'mon! Great!

Stand here! Raise your hands!

One.. one minute! Almost 57!

Bend down! Keep bending! 37!

Enough! Pull it up! Pull the leg up! Good!

More upwards.

Kid, l told you to look upwards.

Upwards.

Look upwards.

Now.. now the shirt details.

And now.. the sleeves' details. Look up. Don't move.

Oh! - For the colour details.

And, now.. it's the pant's turn!

Rahul.. look inside.. something's burning in the kitchen. - Huh!

Yeah!

Hey! This detail was very necessary, brother!

Huh! Nothing's burning in here!

Maybe in that room.. - Hold it.

But, if someone sees the smoke.. - Stop. - But.. - Stop!

Nothing's burning anywhere.

But you said that..

lt was just like that.

Actually, uncle was a bit too much..

Yeah, l felt the same way.

But, after all he's your uncle, isn't it?

And you said about that trial by fire..

Did it hurt too much? - No, nothing happened.

l'll apply something right away. Okay?

Take are of uncle.

He has come here for the first time. Okay? - Hmm.

O my God! Molestation of Draupadi (A character from Mahabharata)!

What are you doing here?

What is this portrait doing in here?

lt's just there.

Why will any person keep the portrait of Draupadi's..

..molestation in his closet?

Why? - Logic. There's logic behind it.

And the day when the results of all these tests come out..

..you shall get to know that logic as well.. and trust me..

..the results are going to be shocking!

Ma'am.. are you going somewhere?

Where am l going? l'm going nowhere! Where was l going?!

Yeah! Yeah! Fresh! To feel fresh!

Yeah. Okay, okay.

But, ma'am.. l was about to tell you the same, ma'am.

Let go! Let go! Let go!

Ma'am, listen to me! Listen to me, ma'am! - Let me go!

l'm coming! - Let go!

Urmila! The window! The window!

Sir, that window.. - That is my wife and not the window!

Let go my wife! Leave my wife at least! Leave my wife, please!

She's my wife! Don't do that to her!

Let her go! Let her go!

Wife! Wife! You've survived!

l know it.. - No! the window! Problem! That Popat!

l know.. l know it! Keep in.. keep in touch! Okay?

Come here! - Oh!

l failed.

But you passed for me.

But won't they take me wrongly?

Whatever they might think.. it makes no difference to me.

But it makes to me. l cannot lose you.

Why? - Because..

Because.. because you're the girl who shall change my destiny.

This thing.. who told you this?

My..

Your heart?

No. My astrologer.

What!? - Yeah.

An astrologer told me that a girl shall enter in my life..

..who shall change my destiny..

..and there shall be a dot on her heart.

Meaning.. you kept me in this house only because of this dot?!

No!

Then?!

Because of the heart.

The temptation..

Yeah.. the temptation..

The temptation..

Yes, my temptation..

You turned sixteen; and my heart went barmy.

You turned sixteen; and my heart went berserk.

The eyes of sixteen.. and the chat of sixteen..

Rather you've not turned sixteen; but you've turned into a spark!

l turned sixteen; and your heart went barmy.

l turned sixteen; and your heart went berserk.

The eyes of sixteen.. and the chat of sixteen..

Rather l've not turned sixteen; but l've turned into a spark!

l turned sixteen; and your heart went barmy.

Temptation.. my temptation..

Temptation.. your temptation..

Temptation.. my temptation..

From here.. and from there..

Wherever l see from..

You look deadly from everywhere.

From here.. and from there..

Should l say what.. and from where?

There's some yearn rising in me.

ls it your body or is it some spell?

Since l'm unable to control myself.

You're crazy about my tresses.

And, you've got the temptation of my fragrance.

l turned sixteen; and your heart went barmy.

You turned sixteen; and my heart went berserk.

The eyes of sixteen.. and the chat of sixteen..

Rather you've not turned sixteen; but you've turned into a spark!

You turned sixteen; and my heart went berserk.

l turned sixteen; and your heart went barmy.

Temptation.. my temptation..

Temptation..

Yeah.. the temptation..

No! You're telling a lie!

l'm telling the truth, Kiran! He proposed me!

Five years earlier he was just a normal guy!

But today he loves me! Just me!

No, Kiran! Why don't you understand?!

Had he got true love for you.. then why didn't he come to meet you?

He did come! But my mom-dad didn't let me meet him!

Mom-dad! True lovers never care for the mom-dad!

They break the doors-windows and enter in!

Karan! Karan's letter!

'My love.. My darling!'

'Thank you. Tonight, l'll restively wait for you..

..at Disco 82. Will you come?'

Yeah! - 'l knew it.'

'But, if you don't come then l would consider..

..that you don't love me!' - No!

'And yes.. l hope you might have got all my kisses..'

'..that l conveyed through.. l mean through the cheeks of Rekha.'

Wait, wait for a minute.. - So, this was your move?!

Kiran, you don't understand.

You snatching me while provoking me against my own love?!

No, no! Kiran, just listen to me.. - l doubted you since beginning.

What are you doing? - Get away!

Hello! Sister Urmila, l'm Kiran here!

Please come fast!

My own sister has become my adversary in love!

'Urmila!' - Okay, sis! Please come fast!

Kiran! Kiran!

Kiran!

C'mon, dear.. sit in the car. Today l'll get you married!

Who the hell are you to get me married?!

Are you mad? You yourself called me and you're asking 'Who am l?'

l called you!? - You're Kiran, isn't it?

No! l'm Kiran's sister Rekha!

Aren't you ashamed?! Snatching your own sister's love?!

Which sister?! What sister?! - Kiran! Didn't you yourself tell..

..that you're Kiran's sister?!

l'm Kiran's sister. But, Kiran isn't my sister!

You're her sister! But she isn't your sister?!

Exactly! Kiran is not my sister!

Are you drunk or what?!

You're her sister and she isn't your sister!

How can Kiran be my sister?!

He's my brother!

So, he's your bro..

And, this is the reality of that Karan. l hope you got it all?

Yes, yes! - lnspector, if you're able to stop Karan..

..from coming to the disco..

..then the job ahead will be easy for me.

Don't worry. He won't talk about Kiran hereafter.

You're my Kiran!

Your gaze is a spell..

Shit! Yuck!

He wears so filthy clothes!

Fine. This is okay.

Hey, dude! You're back!

You spent so much on the bungalow.. but why not on the clothes?

You've entered my house and my bathroom and my clothes!

What's the anger about? Boss, l've done such a thing for you that..

..let alone the clothes you'll transfer your house in my name.

What thing?

l've taken Kiran forever away from your life.

What are you talking about?!

Boss.. you said yourself that you wanted to get rid of Kiran..

..hence l got you the riddance..

..and l embarked on her track myself.

How can that be possible? - lt is, Boss.

ln the next few days we're supposed to get married..

..and l'll send you the invitation for it.

Don't do that!

You know.. l went to America and l realised that..

..l can't live without Kiran.

Then you'll have to die. - Shut up!

You'll have to die! lf you even touch Kiran then l'll kill you!

You piece of marble.. are you playing catch-catch (Game)..

..throwing at times and catching at some?!

Just put it in mind.. Kiran is mine! And that's final!

You don't know my influence!

l've a car, a bungalow and l've big goons in my pocket!

What's there with you?! - l've got a MU.

What's that?! - Mumbai Police. - Mumbai Police!?

Mumbai police! - The damn got scared at the mention of police!

Put a bullet in the head!

Madam, you.. ln fact l was coming to you. There's a big problem.

And, l badly need your help.

That's why l've come here. - How sweet!

O' God!

l won't go! l won't go!

What are you saying, Dr. Screwwala?

Have you noticed that since lnspector Urmila Matondkar..

..is living with him, has any girl been a target of his?

That proves my point. That we are after the right man.

l will still say that Rahul cannot be the murderer.

Can you explain this to my wife?

l had told you at that time that.. that was an accident. - Accident?

Yes. - That picture that was found in his room..

..was that an accident too? - Picture?

Yes commissioner. The picture of the 'Vastraharan' (rape) of Draupadi.

Since the last two days.. since the last two days l am doing a research..

..that what can be the connection of the picture and our murderer.

And today l have found that connection.

And that connection is.. that connection is.. this sari.

Sari? Draupadi's? - No from Dadar Emporium.

lnspector, you will have to wear this sari and..

..go in front of that murderer. - What?

And as soon as he sees you in this sari, the 'Dushashan'..

..(evil) inside him will come out.

Brilliant!

No! l cannot do this!

l am absolutely certain that he is innocent.

Officer! lt's an order.

l refuse to listen to this order, sir.

You can take whatever action you want.

And about his logic..

..then sir have you noticed one thing?

Since the day we have appointed him..

..till date no girl has been raped.

Think about it.

Hold on! Hold on lnspector Urmila Matondkar.

Remember one thing.

With a personality like Dr. Screwwala..

..l don't have to rape any woman. Remember that, okay.

And as far as you are concerned, chose any of the balls.

l knew it, l knew it, commissioner! She is in love.

Get lost! - Oh! My balls! My balls!

First that DK and then that Karan..

..both of them made promises of love to me, and then broke them.

After all what do they think of me?

Hey, my love, there is no bargaining in love. - DK!

Kiran! - You here? - Wherever you will be, l will be there.

Kiran! Come back to my life, Kiran!

Do you promise that you will never do that again?

Yes. l promise. - You will never leave me and go.

l will never go, darling. ln fact we both will go to America.

We will have a small cottage in America.

There will be a small garden outside the cottage.

ln that garden, after a few years..

..we will have 2-3 small, lovely..

What? - Mango trees will be there.

Naughty boy! Really? - Really.

But how will we go? Below my father is roaming about with a naked sword.

That too.. which is rusted!

l don't care about the rusted sword of your father's.

So l will come tonight at 2 o'clock to take you. Be ready.

You must surely come, l will be waiting for you.

Commissioner sir, l know, that boy is..

l will call you later.

Rahul! How come you have come so early?

l should be asking you this. Didn't you go to look for a job?

Yes.. l got one.. - Really?

There was an old job which l had left in between..

..l joined that again.

Great news! Urmila!

A gift for you on this occasion.

Gift? - l have designed it myself, specially for you.

What is there in this? - Why don't you see for yourself?

Yes, but give it to me atleast.

Yes, l am sorry.

Sari. - 'You will have to wear this sari and go in front of that murderer.

'And as soon as he sees you in this sari..

..the 'Dushashan' (evil) inside him will come out.

'What if Screwwala was right? What should l do?'

What are you thinking?

Should l tell you the truth? - Yes.

l.. l want to do something with you.

What?

l want to keep you in a temple and worship you all my life.

l am sorry Rahul.

Forgive me. - Forgive you?

But why?

Because l have to go from here.

You are going?

Have l done something wrong with you?

You have not done anything wrong with me.

That's why l have to go. - But what is the reason?

l had thought that you..

Urmila! Urmila!

l do not know the reason why you are going.

But l know for sure that you will surely return.

And no priest has told me this, but my heart said it to me.

lt has said the truth, isn't it?

Yes.

'She has changed her guise and reached my home.'

'She will never let me live happily.'

Rahul! - Karan, you?

Why are looking so worried?

My love is being snatched away from me, my friend.

That rascal DK has played a very big game. - What?

First of all he has put the police behind me and..

..secondly Kiran is not taking my call.

Then you go over to her house! -How can l go?

For one her father is there with a rusted sword..

l don't know what to do?

l have an idea.

Useless people, l don't know where they are.

Who are you people?

You had said that they should not be caught!

This man has not been caught till today.

But l had told for 5 people, you all are only four.

The last one has diabetes problem. - Okay.

Do you know what you have to do? - What?

You have to only bring Kiran to me. - Okay.

lf anyone comes in your way, then put him to sleep.

Okay! Okay!

Here's your money. Now move go.

Hey listen, looks like a big catch..

..pick the girl and take her to our den.

We will DK the remains. - Okay! Okay!

Aunty! Aunty!

Leave me! - Leave her! - Who are you people? - Leave her.

What are you doing? - Shanti! Let go of Shanti.

Help! - Why don't you listen to me? - Go and get the girl.

Help!

Hey Bush! What are you doing?

Sir, in the bush..

Okay, go and help Osama. ln the bush..

Oh God! Who are you?

Hey Double B, go and see upstairs, what is happening? - Yes. Yes.

Hey Kiran! Kiran!

Where are you taking Kiran? Leave her. - Let Kiran go. - Leave her.

Hey wait! Where is the other one? - Where are you taking Kiran?

He is upstairs, he is packing the clothes.

Hey Bush, you are also in league with Osama!

No! No! - Where are you taking her?

Let her go!

Stop!

Someone stop them! Stop them!

Quickly! Quickly! Well done, Bush. - Thank you DK.

DK? - Rahul!

Yes, Rahul.

And l will never you write your name on this design. - Means.

Means that her marriage is taking place with..

..my dress in the Kali Temple.

Kali temple? - lf you have the guts, stop us and show.

What do you mean?

l will kill you all. Where are you running away?

l will catch you all.

l will cut you all into pieces. l will kill you all.

Aunty, control yourself, everything will be alright.

Look, l know where they have taken Kiran. - You?

You come with me in the car, l will tell you everything.

Come, come with me, let's not waste time.

What had you said? When l wear the sari. - Yes.

He will pounce on me. - Yes.

l have worn the sari. - Yes.

Do you know what he said? - No.

That he will take me to the temple. - Oh! - And worship me.

Oh! - He will pray to me. - Wow!

Logic, Mr. Commissioner, there is a logic behind this too.

l'm sure he is a.. is a religious killer.

You are my mother, father.. murder.

You scoundrel! You get him treated from a good doctor.