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Mumbai.

The city of dreams.

There are millions of people with myriad dreams.

Some dream about winning millions in KBC,

while others dream of becoming the next Indian idol.

And an idle Indian was dreaming about himself

being a huge star.

Adi.

I am the new age Devdas.

Adi.

And the movie will be called...

Adidas.

I am Tiger.

I am Ekta.

And together we are...

Ekta Tiger.

I am superhero Bra One.

And I am here to support the women of this planet.

I have tried explaining to Adi

that his father isn't a big-shot who will make a film for him.

But Adi refuses to listen.

And now, see the reality for yourself.

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What do I say, Suzy?

This product has completely changed my life.

I was very worried, because I had a dark complexion.

Look. This is what I looked like before.

John, you look so different.

Thank you. Thank you.

This is the magic of Total Body Whitener.

I had such a dark complexion,

that when I was in Africa, the people there would call me Kaalia.

My wife would have to look for me with a torch at nights.

I was very frustrated in life.

That's when I found out about Total Body Whitener.

And you can see the result yourself.

Just one part of my body is dark now.

Which one?

My eyes.

John, you completely scared us.

There was another Indian idol

who likes hearing people's applause.

He is from Latur.

Music, for me, is the stepping stone...

to success.

Granny, this one's for you, okay.

Yes, it's for you.

But today, luck does not favor him.

You see, Sid was going through a bad phase.

Rahu has turned his fate like Rahul Roy.

This DJ's stars aren't shining at the moment.

This one is specially for Cumless and Rasmi.

This is my homemade remix!

Sid, it is a lot of fun!

These Gujaratis will bring my career down the drain.

I am Bhagyashri Rajshri Mitali Joshi.

But where's the rest?

That's my name.

-By the way, my friends call me BJ. -BJ?

-Why are you so surprised? -No, I...

It brought back old memories.

Amazing, isn't it?

-I'm DJ and you're BJ. -You are naughty.

-Come with me. -With you.

Have you heard about the famous businessman, Jethabhai Joshi?

The one that makes Viagra at Agra.

That's him.

-I'm his daughter. -What?

I thought that product didn't work.

I have four sisters.

It's that effective?

And I want you to play in that party.

One ragda for her and one chaat for me.

Sure, sir.

By the way, the part...

She was here a moment ago. Where did she go?

This Muthiya's so damn hard,

you can hurt someone with it.

Why?

BJ.

Come on, dear.

Go inside and get changed.

Hey.

What are you doing outside the ladies' changing room?

I want BJ.

-What? -I said I want BJ.

-BJ? -Yes.

Bhadresh, Ramesh!

What happened?

This shameless man wants a BJ.

Back there, he was fiddling with the Muthiya,

and now here, he wants a BJ.

Don't you believe me?

Go inside and take a look.

You'll get BJ too.

We'll get a BJ too?

You pervert!

Beat him! Don't spare him! Don't let him go!

Beat him!

Where is he?

I won't leave him this time.

He has spared no one in the family.

Were they not enough?

And now, he has his eyes on my daughters.

Look, I have only two daughters.

And that scoundrel's ruining their life.

The other day, I caught him with Sheila on the terrace.

Yesterday, I caught him with Munni on the staircase.

And today, they are both missing.

And I know they are here.

Call him!

-Look, Mrs. Daewoo... -No, no, its Mrs. Dev.

Mrs. Dev, Sid is behind all this.

Talk to him.

I don't have any control over it.

He's here.

He's here. Move aside!

Sheila. Munni.

It's both of them.

They are together. It's a threesome.

Why are you tired?

The two of us would attend high society parties with big hopes.

And that is why we are here today with our own expectations.

I'm leaving with a heavy heart, Pamela.

You and your Pamela.

Dude, forget about her and let's go.

Come on.

So, do you have passes to this party?

How many times are you going to ask that?

-Here. -What's this?

This is the five brothers' condom. Wear it.

The fifth one looks doubtful, dude.

-Dude, be cool. -Yeah, right.

-Is this okay? -What are you doing?

You don't understand, do you?

Yes.

That's why you are a bouncer.

He's with me. We are part of the kitchen staff.

Right.

And concentrate on your job.

These days, people do anything to get into such parties.

Take us for instance...

-Thank you, shall we? -Fine.

Wow, all members of the high society are here.

I know.

Look. Mrs. Godrej.

You know her?

No.

So, how do you know she's cool?

She makes refrigerators.

You.

Let's go.

Look, there's your prey.

It's Mr. Rohit.

Yes, what can I say?

He's either standing at the office gates or at the studio entrance.

I don't understand how he knows where I am.

I can hear his voice.

I can see him too.

Sir, give me a chance. Please.

Excuse me.

Ekta!

Golmaal.

How can you tell me now that the DJ isn't here?

My show will start in ten minutes.

What? The DJ hasn't arrived.

-Hold this. Have fun. -Yes?

But what about the music?

Sir, I meant the music.

"Handle"? Sir, I've played everywhere.

I've played from Amsterdam to Bushi Dam.

Sir. Give me a chance, please!

This time, I'm going to blow up the car, the tempo, and even the train.

In fact, I am thinking of blowing up the set.

I'm just searching for a new action hero.

-Someone, please take him away. -Yes, sir.

-Take him away. -Come on.

It happens. This often happens

when people can't find work for a long time.

What are you looking at?

That thing is for girls.

I know.

But I am thinking of buying one for me.

I'm going through a bad period.

Buy two.

Don't forget to feed milk

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A machine which will help you lose weight.

Don't I look smart?

That's called natural acting.

Acting?

You always look like a rape victim on television.

Do something respectable.

Very soon, my destiny will change.

I have a meeting with famous astrologer Sunita Menon.

All we have is loose change. We're living in a rented house.

And you're wasting money on astrologers.

Hello. Who's this?

Hold on. Hold on.

What kind of girls call you?

I asked, "Who's speaking?" And she says...

"I am wet."

I think she's in distress.

I'll solve her problem.

Yes. Yes.

No, no, I am not busy at all. Just a minute.

Idiot! It's the vet, the animal doctor.

It's Dr. Gila Sukhani.

You fool.

You and your Gila, sit here and...

talk.

Hello. Hello, Dr. Sukhani.

Yes, sure.

I'm on my way. Thank you.

My money problem has been solved.

It's true.

Every dog has its day.

It's the time... of separation

Sorry for the delay, Dr. Gila.

I hope you do not mind.

By the way, it has all been said and done, Sid.

I was talking about Sakru.

What a pug.

-Hello. -What?

What a pug.

Sid, you must be so proud of him, right?

I am proud.

I am proud of him.

Since he started standing up.

On his feet.

I don't have to do anything.

The expenses, EMI's, he pays for it all.

Look, Madhubala and Chinky are here too.

Sid. This is Madhubala.

That's Chinky.

-What's the music for? -It's for him.

He can't perform if he's not in the mood.

I didn't know even dogs have moods these days.

Before his mood changes, let's begin.

By the way, Sid.

He learned it from me.

By the way, there's something I want to show you.

-What? -Give you.

It's a gift. Gift. Gift for Sak...

Sakru.

-A diamond locket? -Yes.

Remember Shashikala,

-from Zopley Jewelers? -Yes.

All the doctors, including me, had given up on her.

Everyone said she can't conceive.

But your Sakru filled her life with happiness.

My parents just gave birth to me.

But you're the one who is raising me.

These aren't for playing rummy.

What did you say you do?

I want to be an actor.

But not through hard work, but by someone's luck instead.

A girl will enter your life.

And when she does, you'll be offered a big film.

Where will I find her?

Her name will start with an S.

Keep your eyes peeled.

Or else, you might not recognize her.

You don't need to talk in riddles.

Don't try to act innocent.

I know you're talking about me and you.

S is for Sunita.

I was talking about someone else.

I'm not going through such a bad phase.

I don’t know where I will find her.

I think these two should talk alone.

-Isn't that right? -Why must we be left alone?

We'll talk in everyone's presence.

There's nothing to hide, right?

Simran, tell us something about yourself.

How do you begin your day?

I mean, what's the first thing you do in the morning?

First, I come back home.

-And at night? -I work at night.

-Work at night? -Yes, I have a night job.

By the way, what about films?

I just love films.

Which is your favorite one?

Blue.

Blue... Blue?

Have you not see it?

I can't say about Mom and Dad,

but I've had seen it a few times alone.

Why alone?

Blue was a family entertainer.

Akshay was so good in the film.

Oh, that one.

So, Simran, which is your favorite television series?

Mujhe Bade Achche Lagte Hai.

Wow, me too.

That's fine.

But which is your favorite television series?

I was talking about the series.

Of course.

I really am.

Papa.

I think she has a lot of sexual desires.

And you know very well

that I cannot fulfill those desires.

You don't call me Chintu for nothing!

When nothing else works That's when he comes

Singham

When your mind does not work That's when he comes

Singham

I am Khajurao Singham.

All I eat is chewing gum.

Now I am angry!

Now I am angry!

Okay. Thanks.

-Call me. -Of course.

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It is mom.

Yes, Mom.

No, I am not coming home.

I am with Anu.

Mom, so what if Dad can't face any of his Facebook friends anymore?

I have tried explaining to you

that I am just not ready for marriage.

Mom, at least now you'll think twice before choosing a guy for me.

Today, I finally taught Mom and Dad a lesson.

Hello, here I am, I showed my tits to the entire world.

All the news channels have been showing my clips since morning.

What do you expect?

That's the second twin towers in the news after 9/11.

Have you found out anything about the DJ?

It's some DJ Sid.

Once I get my hands on him, he's a goner.

Hey, stop! Stop!

What are you doing?

Go die somewhere else.

Get inside.

Yes.

What, a piles ad?

Rascal, why don't you get me some decent work?

You're my agent, not the ISI.

Bye.

Just a minute.

It was right here.

Check properly or maybe you didn't buy one.

Are you saying that I didn't buy a ticket?

-Look, madam... -What?

Do I look like a passenger who does not pay for her fare?

-You don't have a ticket, and now... -Look, mister.

Why don't you believe her?

She must have bought the ticket and can't find it now.

Okay.

Fine, be careful next time.

But you can get another bus or train if you miss one.

It seems like I'm hearing

the anti-smoking campaign from Shabana Azmi.

Yes, I'm coming.

-That's your car? -Yes, why?

And it was following the bus.

Yes.

Why were you traveling in a bus when you have a car?

Traveling in the bus is so much fun.

Yes.

What?

I've been short-listed for Chingum.

If I bag this film, it will change my life.

That girl's name will begin with an S.

Simran.

Okay, listen, Sid.

If I find Simran on Facebook,

what should I write on her wall?

Write, "No peeing on this wall."

Dude, aren't you taking that astrologer too seriously?

Her name begins with an S.

I got short-listed for the film after meeting her.

Just think.

What do you think does this Simran like?

Why?

If she likes to party, then we should look for the best

and the most happening dics in town.

What?

I've told you so many times, it's discs not dics.

It's ask, not aks.

One day, you'll get yourself in deep trouble.

Oh, god. I just remembered.

I had to meet someone today for a job.

Take your CD's along.

I have a hard diks.

We have hired someone else.

This bad phase has put my career...

It's her.

I think you don't recognize me.

No.

I'm the DJ that gave you all that publicity

on all the social networking sites and news channels.

I am that DJ.

That's you?

And you're standing right before me?

It's unbelievable, right?

In fact, I want to introduce you to someone.

Come on, you've done so much for me.

-You're too much. -Yes, I am.

Wait for two minutes. I'll just confirm it.

-Table number 15, okay. -Yes.

Remember you told me,

every Friday, those women hire male escorts.

It's room number 1769.

Yes, ma'am. But why?

I want to send someone.

What are you saying, ma'am?

You know what goes on in that room, yet...

This is room number 1769.

Lord Ganesha.

-Hello. -Hello.

-Actually, I came here because... -Yes, we know.

We've been waiting for you.

We prefer giving a chance to new talents.

By the way, your charges...

Charges depend on the duration of the performance.

I can perform for two to three hours or for the entire night.

Well, our party goes on for the entire night.

-I hope you don't have a problem. -No, not at all.

I can play all night.

Let me know if you have a special requirement.

That way, I am quite flexible, you know.

-Yes. I give you my word. -That will be fun.

Actually, even I believe in customer satisfaction.

After all, my happiness lies in yours.

I wish our husbands think like that.

By the way, what about dics?

Have you thought about that?

Why should we?

-I'm sure you have it. -Me?

No, no, no. I don't have my own.

We can hire one.

-What? -Yes, big or small.

We can get whatever you want.

It will be easily available.

You just have to decide when and where I have to play.

Look, why must we hire someone else for the job we're giving you?

-What? -And now, after we told you

that the party is today and it's right here.

What?

Look, I have never talked to anyone.

There must have been a misunderstanding.

"Misunderstanding"?

When you step out of here, you won't be standing.

What?

Sir, Ms. Anu sent this.

-Miss Anu? -Yes.

I am sure, now you realize,

what it means to be humiliated.

Simran?

You're the bud, I'm the bee

You have given me a heart attack

Searching for you has given me a backache

The heart has bloomed like a garden

The bee's lost in the foliage

The heart has bloomed like a garden

The bee is lost in the foliage

Ever since I saw you My heart has been uncontrollable

I have lost my heart

The heart has bloomed like a garden

The bee's lost in the foliage

The heart has bloomed like a garden

In return of your love

You stole my peace and slumber

My heart

It is now dancing to your tune

You squeezed me out completely

With not a drop to spare

I have become an empty vessel

The heart has bloomed like a garden

The bee's lost in the foliage

The heart has bloomed like a garden

The bee's lost in the foliage

There's no one like you hi-fi

Hi-fi Hi-fi

You're entirely covered in Gucci

Yeah

You scratched so hard

The heart is now attached

To you

To you

The heart has bloomed like a garden

The bee's lost in the foliage

You spread such chaos

My soldier here

Stood in attention again

The heart has bloomed like a garden

The bee's lost in the foliage

The heart has bloomed like a garden

The bee's lost in the foliage

Adi?

What are you doing outside my work office at four o'clock?

I'm making a call.

Call?

-Hello? What are you staring at? -Nothing, nothing.

Look, I know what you're looking at.

-You know? -Aren't you ashamed?

I am, but this is how it begins.

Don't judge me by these ads.

It's only because I have no other choice.

-Is this you on the toilet? -Yes.

-And you were talking about this? -Yes.

-Why? -No, it's nothing.

-So, you're a model. -No, I'm a struggling actor.

I can see your struggle.

The first time we met, I was convinced you had a clean heart.

We just need to clean your bowel system now.

You should frame it.

-Sid. -What is it?

You better vacate this house in a few days.

What?

Those shorts you wear won't look good

in front of your sister-in-law.

My sister-in-law?

She is the one I have been thinking about all day.

And she is the reason why my internet bill has been increasing.

Are you marrying Sunny Leone?

I am...

I am talking about a different person.

Simran.

She is like one of those heroines

out of Yash Chopra and Raj Kapoor's films.

She is not like one of those heroines today.

Fakhri, Panti.

Look at this.

You're going to marry Simran?

She said yes?

Yes.

She will, when I propose to her.

Listen, Sid.

-Listen. -Yes.

Tomorrow, when I propose to her,

record our video on my mobile.

-Why? -For the future.

So that Ishaan and Sarika will be able to watch it.

Who are Ishaan and Sarika?

They are our children.

Dude, you two just met

and you're already planning your future.

Dude, I am confident.

You won't understand.

There's just one thing I got to ask her.

"Will you marry me?"

And she has to say, "Yes."

Now, only Rajnikant can save him.

So, what's with the restaurant, dinner, and wine?

Will you take advantage of me after treating me wine?

No, Simran. I am not that kind of a boy.

Then what's the point of treating me to wine?

By the way, what is all this for?

We'll be having a marriage ceremony at my house.

I will definitely come if you invite me.

You have to come.

Otherwise, the marriage will not take place.

I have even printed the invitations.

Who's getting married?

Us.

What?

If your parents have a problem with it, then I'll talk to them.

No, Adi, it's not my parents.

Is there someone else in your life?

Then what's the problem?

Problem...

The problem is....

The problem is...

that I like girls more than boys.

Even Rajnikant can't save him now.

So, what's the problem?

Even I like girls more than boys.

Try to understand, Adi.

I like girls more than boys.

-Have you seen Dostana? -Yes.

John and Abhishek.

You mean, in the movie, it was John and here, it's Jigna?

Sorry, ma'am, you need a permit to order that.

Mr. Doble doesn't allow it.

Excuse me, we don't want anything.

Please go.

-Go. -Bye.

But how did your preference change suddenly?

After spending time with you, I realized...

With me?

-But I didn't do anything. -Exactly.

Listen, if you were in an electronics shop,

then you would have been a converter.

And take off this T-shirt.

You have lost the right to wear it.

You get this from the girl for your best performance.

Look.

Don't tick me off.

Look at the bright side.

You were going to give her an expensive diamond ring.

You saved that money, right?

She took the ring too?

Look, she isn't like that.

My heart doesn't agree.

She took the ring.

I lost Chingum too.

What?

And you're smiling.

When she came, I got the part.

And when she left, I lost the part.

One thing's confirmed, dude. Simran is my soul mate.

I just need to find out

why she made up this story.

You're too much.

She left you for a girl.

And she took your diamond ring as well.

Still, you believe she's your soul mate.

You should be in Ripley's Believe It or Not.

Hello, there is no need to laugh.

The ring was mine, but the diamond on it was yours.

I don't have a...

It's Sakru's diamond?

-That ring had Sakru's diamond. -Yes.

Rascal, he didn't just work hard,

but it's a lot more than that.

I want Sakru's diamond right now.

Find out where Simran is. Find out.

"Going to chill in Goa."

It's written on her status.

As soon as she got the diamond, she headed straight to Goa.

I think she sold the diamond.

Look, Simran isn't like that.

Right, she'll sell it after she reaches Goa.

Come on. We're going to Goa.

That's it. Come on.

Goa.

Simran.

Finally, we're in Goa!

He's still following me.

I still can't believe that he proposed to me.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have given such an expensive ring.

Why lie to him that you like girls more than boys?

Anu, this guy is a psycho.

I went to see him after he called me 400 times.

If I had said it's some boy,

then I don't know what he would have done.

Now, what can a boy do if the girl's taste is different?

Listen, if by chance he comes in front of us someday,

then we'll have to pretend.

I think he is not a psycho, you are the psycho.

Oh, I remembered.

I hope your dad's New Year's party is still happening, right?

I didn't tell you, Simran.

But after Grandma's death...

-Dad has lost his mind. -What?

It was fine, until he was collecting movie items.

But after watching Paa, he crossed the limits.

He adopted five progeric children.

Can you believe that?

Where are our gifts?

But first, ask about my gift.

-Go on, ask me. -What?

Mother Mary has sent my mother back.

Mother has returned.

-What? But Grandma was... -You can't believe it, can you?

She has been reincarnated.

And she'll be overjoyed to see you.

-Mama. -How can that be possible?

Mama, look who's here.

Mother's here.

Mother is looking as graceful as ever.

Take her blessings, dear.

What are you doing?

That isn't mother.

She's the nurse.

Mother is in her arms.

She's Grandma?

Dad, how can she be your mother?

Take Mother inside.

She's my mother.

She's returned here with the grace of Guru.

-Guru? -Guru?

-Who is he? -He is great person.

He's always engrossed

in devotion and veneration.

He has been through many trials to forsake materialism.

Guru sees everything. He has been witnessing divine apparitions.

He once stood on one leg for seven years as an act of penance.

Don't ask which leg I used.

And the result of that hard penance

is that Guru talks directly to the Lord

via satellite.

And that's why his devotees call him "Baba 3G."

Welcome, Marlo.

You just arrived at the right time.

Here you go, some offerings.

Lord. He is already here for the offerings.

How's everything at home? Meera. Radha.

Didn't I tell you?

He talks to the Lord.

What?

Things aren't fine?

Sudama is there with Osama.

Didn't I tell you to get rid of Sudama's poverty?

Now he has crossed the line.

Okay. Okay.

I'll do something.

Mr. Marlo. Send a money order of 15,000 dollars

-to get rid of Sudama's poverty. -A money order of 15,000 dollars?

Sudama lives in Miami.

Sudama lives in Miami.

-3G, this is my daughter... -Anu.

-Anu, and her friend... -Simran.

Simran.

-Beautiful. -Disgusting.

Hello. What is all this?

Where did my grandma come from?

What are you doing?

-Good question. -He's saying it's a good question.

Dad, he is...

I realized that, that dog is a mother of a great person.

And Mr. Marlo's image appeared in front of my eyes.

And then, I just did my duty.

I gave him the dog and made him...

Fortunate. Fortunate.

Mr. Marlo, I just remembered. We have to go.

It's time for her manicure.

It's time for Mother's manicure.

Now money has to be sent to Sudama.

Now money has to be sent to Sudama.

Your car has been breaking down very often.

Look, even Pamela is going through a hard time.

If it keeps leaking like this,

then we'll reach Goa by next year.

Goa?

You two are heading to Goa?

-I'm going to Goa, too. -Okay.

It's New Year's time.

I supply toots.

What?

-What is he saying? -That's my business.

-I supply toots. -What's he saying, suits or toots?

This is why our film got an A rating.

-What are you saying? -It's true.

I supply toots to the top businessmen of India.

There is Tata, Birla, and Ambani.

I am going to Goa to meet a new customer.

If you need toots, let me know.

-Sakru can use it. -Yes.

I have every kind of toot.

I have every color, every size.

And assure you that it would fit you perfectly.

I am Popat.

I'll go now.

-Don't forget. -Of course.

Popat? Laundry? Suits?

Suits.

That means he was talking about suits all this time.

And we thought...

What's the point of this card?

What can I get you?

Cappuccino for me and Al Pacino for him.

Two cappuccinos, please.

What's a cappuccino?

What's a cappuccino?

You don't know what a cappuccino is?

We are cappuccino

Cappuccino

Try us too beauties

We are cappuccino

Try us too beauties

We are cappuccino

Try us too beauties

It's buy one, get one for free

Take as many sips you want

We are here

We are here

We are here to steal your slumber

We're here to plunder UP and Bihar

We are here to steal your slumber

We're here to plunder UP and Bihar

We're like the breeze

Everyone's amazed to see us

When we set out in style

When we set out in style

We are here to steal your slumber

We're here to plunder UP and Bihar

The world claps on our dance

Let's rap in Hindi now, girl

Let's rap in Hindi now, girl

One, two, cha cha cha One, two, cha cha cha

Who cares for the nonsense world Let's have fun as time waits for no one

Together, we're a great mixture

Everywhere we go, we hit sixer

Everyone knows

We're the fixer of happiness

Together, we're a great mixture

Everywhere we go, we hit sixer

Everyone knows

We're the fixer of happiness

Together, we're one plus one, eleven

We're AK-47

Madness fills our veins

We are here to steal your slumber

We're here to plunder UP and Bihar

We are here to steal your slumber

We're here to plunder UP and Bihar

You've heard UP's rhythm

Now see Maharashtra's beats

We're the sons of this land

We're the kings of this land

Our blood's filled with fire

We're brave

We love Maharashtra

We are here to steal your slumber

We're here to plunder Mumbai

We are here to steal your slumber

We're here to plunder UP and Bihar

We are here to steal your slumber

We're here to

We're here to plunder UP and Bihar

We're here to plunder UP and Bihar

Sid, are you sure we drank cappuccino last night?

Hey, leave it. Forget about the past.

There's a question in my mind.

These days, that's all you do.

Is this car taking us to Goa

or are we taking the car to Goa?

Let's ask someone for a lift.

Come.

Hold him.

Hey, you cappuccino.

Come on.

Heave-ho. Heave-ho.

Push harder.

Great.

Great.

Give it a big push.

-What are they doing? -I don't know.

-They came up from behind. -You said we'll get a lift.

When did I...

-Mister, what did you... -There's no need to thank us.

You were pushing the car alone.

So we thought we should lend you a hand.

-Help? -Let's go.

Rich people have rich tastes.

I have heard about valet parking.

But this is valley parking.

Pamela...

is dead.

They say those who die go empty-handed.

But she took our money, luggage, and everything with her.

What... What will we do in Goa, now?

We're in a mess.

You know, dude.

You've been with me always.

When I came to Mumbai, I didn't have a dime.

But you were there with me.

When I got those absurd teleshopping ads,

you were with me.

Simran broke my heart.

You were there.

She left with the ring.

Only you were there.

That's what we call true friendship.

What friendship?

I think you're the bad luck.

We don't have money for food, clothes, or shelter.

And you're thinking about the party.

Look down.

Not there. Down here.

"Party hosted by Trippy Gulati."

Is that Trippy from our college?

If it's him, then we're on a roll.

Give me a five.

This is the last five I have. You want this too.

-God. -Come on.

Is this Trippy's house?

But I can't find Trippy anywhere.

He must be lying around somewhere.

-Hey, that's our Trippy. -He's dead.

Adi? Sid? Sakru?

What are you doing in Goa?

First, you tell me, what are you doing inside the fridge?

She left him for a girl?

-And his video's on YouTube. -I did that! Me!

Are you done laughing?

-By the way, who left all this for you? -Yes.

It's my uncle.

He died 20 days ago.

He was into adventure sports.

He went to Switzerland

to bungee jump from the snow mountains.

He forgot to wear the bungee in his excitement.

And he jumped down.

And then?

What else?

-He jumped down, and went straight up! -He is dead.

And he left £5 million for me.

I don't know how much that is, when converted to rupees.

If you have anything that needs converting,

then give it to him.

He can convert anything.

I don't understand a word she says.

But I have lots of fun.

I am Yoko Ono.

I am Danny Danzongpa.

Me...

You cheater, you stole the only name I had.

Why don't you say Manisha Koirala?

She's from 1942.

Come on, you two.

Why did you pick up glasses?

You said, "Toast."

Good boy.

She's here.

I'm here to apologize.

The disaster with you at the fashion show, it's because of me.

And, anyway, you've settled the score.

So, how was the experience in room 1769?

That day, I realized that

even men have one respectable thing.

Otherwise, I won't be able to fully apologize.

Are you here for a holiday or work?

Or something else?

I live here.

My house is just close by.

There's something I need to get back from someone.

Wow, nice ring.

Is your boyfriend Tribhuvan Das?

I don't have a boyfriend.

You know, according to a survey, 70% of men cheat in India.

Yes, the rest go to Bangkok.

So, what's the first thing you see in a girl?

That depends, whether she's coming or going?

-Listen, I have to go. -What?

-So soon? -I am really sorry.

My friend must be waiting for me.

Anu, can you see if there are candles available here?

Sim. Look what I got.

If we dim the lights of the bathroom,

lie in the bathtub, and use these candles,

we'll be in heaven.

Aren't these small?

I've got different sizes.

We'll use the small ones in the bathroom

and the bigger ones in the bedroom.

It will last the entire night.

Shall we?

I wanted to talk to you for two minutes.

Alone.

You're a disgrace to men.

Disgrace?

You seem to enjoy it, don't you? Do you wish to see the next part?

Come on, albino. Come, take a look! Let's have you see the next part!

See it for yourself! Send it to the film festival!

So this is Marlo's house.

Trippy was right.

Only he can throw a huge New Year's party here.

Come, Sakru, come.

Wait. Wait. Wait.

Stay here. Okay.

Hey, gardener.

Oh, Antra Mali.

Where's your boss?

-He is inside. -Okay. Bye.

Ma, my Ma

Sweet Mama

Life's filled with confusions, Ma

You're my world

Your rebukes sound so sweet

You hold your ears

Sir, someone is here to meet you.

Someone is here to meet you.

Thank you, Ma. Go.

I'll have to convince Marlo to give me the party.

But first thing...

I should drink this.

I think he's a film buff.

Badge no. 786. Film, Deewaar.

One-and-a-half crore rupees.

You have a mind-blowing collection, sir.

Yes, sir. Everyone knows you.

As soon as I learned

that you like collecting movie collectables,

I couldn't control myself. I said, "I have to meet you."

-So, you too? -Yes, sir.

-And I couldn't have come empty-handed. -Of course.

So, I brought an invaluable gift for you.

Gift, gift, gift

For you, for you, for you

-An orange juice? -No, sir. It's not just orange juice.

It's the orange juice from Delhi Belly.

-Really? -Yes, take a whiff.

Just for your collection.

-Okay. Okay. -Yes, sir.

Thank you. Thank you.

-And this red blouse. -Yes, sir.

Three crores.

Three crores for this blouse.

And it's so dirty.

I know, I know, but so was the picture.

Vidya Balan's blouse...

-from The Dirty Picture. -Yes.

What's wrong? Why are you crying?

-It's a long story, sir. -What?

When I was in school, everyone started pinpointing me,

and said that I didn't concentrate on studies.

But, sir...

I'm still hungry for Vidya.

Me too, me too. Next. Next.

Sir, sir, sir.

-Where's this from? -Oh, this?

Yes.

-Remember Sholay? -Yes, sir. I watched it a number of times.

-Thakur's servant, Ramu. -Yes.

He used to wash his hands with this soap.

Hand wash?

Because Thakur didn't have arms.

How much did you pay for this?

It's a personal gift from Mr. Sippy. For me.

Curd?

This curd is from which film, sir?

Vicky Donor.

So, that was my small collection.

Sir, in your case, size doesn't matter.

-What do you do? -Sir, I am a DJ.

-You're a DJ? -Yes, sir.

Then you'll play at my New Year's party this time.

-Sir, me? -Of course.

These days, there aren't many admirers of art like you.

-Always. -Sir, you will have to hear my music.

-No, no. No need. -Just hear it, sir.

-I insist, sir. Listen to it, sir. -There's no need. I said...

Is that you?

Yes, sir.

These are my children.

-Yes. -Thank you, sir.

Sir, sir, sir.

-Sir, please come quickly. -Why? What happened?

Sir, if you don't come quickly, it will be a catastrophe.

Rascal, your performance starts whenever you hear my music.

My mother has been.. .

My mother has been.. .

Sir, can I help you?

Stop talking rubbish.

Leave.

Hey, you. You cannot to see someone happy.

Leave my boss' mother!

-Leave my boss' mother! -She's the boss' mother?

Yes. It's Mrs. Rose Mary Marlo.

Rose Mary Marlo?

No wonder she seems so pleased with Sakru.

Shoot it properly.

Hey, stop filming my mother doing the act.

My mother has been defamed.

Someone save my mother from this brute.

Dog.

I am very sorry, sir.

I didn't know my dog

would do this with your mother.

-Your dog? -Yes, sir.

Usually, I charge for his services.

But since you've given me a huge party, so for you, it's free.

You mean your dog charges for such obscene things?

You mean, the dog that just consummated with my mother is a gigolo?

No, sir, there is no need to overreact.

Just give her an I-pill before 72 hours.

You bloody pervert.

I'd rather take sleeping pills instead.

But before that, I will not spare you two.

I will teach your dog a lesson, that...

-I'll kill him. -Sir, sir, listen to me.

I will cut that part of your dog

that he will not be able to earn money again.

I am telling you, I will not spare your dog!

How can I forget what happened with my mother?

You're forgetting something, Dad.

Grandma's character.

And you call her mother when she openly...

And with an unknown dog.

Mother would never let Father touch her.

So, that is why most of the time

Father spent his time with the servant, Ramdin.

In fact, Father did him so many favors

that Ramdin would always stay bent over.

Dad, just think.

How can she be your mother?

How can she be my mother?

How can she be my mother?

Boss, soon, you'll be unmasked.

Think about something.

We'll have to come up with something.

If in case the dog's trust shuts down,

then Baba 3G's income will stop.

And we'll have to be go from here.

Yes, if we have to get back to our old job,

then we'll be in a mess.

Not brand, broadband.

We'll have to think of something.

Listen. Light up that S and T.

This isn't "Adam & Eve," it's "Adam & Steve."

This is a gay club, okay?

We'll definitely meet in this club.

-We should be thankful to you. -Yes.

It's the first time we feel so safe among men.

-Naughty. -Yes.

I have never seen you here before.

I'm from Mumbai.

But whenever I get a chance, I come to Goa whenever I can.

Especially the dics.

"Churchgate!"

By the way, I am Adam, the club owner.

Oh, so this is your club?

-It's rocking. -Come.

You know, a few years ago, I had a partner.

Steve.

How?

The house next to his was on fire.

And Steve jumped in the fire to save people.

Steve saved seven people.

But he couldn't survive himself.

Later, we found out

those he saved were the fire-brigade.

They were trying to douse the fire.

Sid? Here?

It's your personality.

Anu? You're here!

Actually, I'm more surprised to see you here.

Why? Where else will I be?

Where there are dics, there's Sid.

By the way, guys.

I'm going parasailing tomorrow.

Parasailing?

No. No.

What will I do between you two?

If you don't come, then I won't go either.

If Sid doesn't come, then how will we have fun?

He seems too emotional.

It is true what they say.

Enough! Enough! Enough!

That's enough, Mr. Marlo. Enough.

You believed this foolish girl.

I am not sad because you doubt me.

But because...

you doubt this pious lady.

Forgive him, Mother.

Marlo. Do you know who that dog was?

Who was it?

-It was none other than your... -Your?

-Your... -Your?

Your father.

-My father? -Yes.

Yes, Marlo.

Last night, Jesus and I went for a dinner.

It was our last supper.

He really likes the Biryani of Delhi Darbar.

That's what he told me.

That's why your father has returned to your mother.

It's to give her what he gave only to Ramdin.

-Chaste love. -I see.

That's why he directly...

Try to bring father home.

Ma, did you hear? Father is coming back.

Mother.

A twosome.

And a threesome.

And I'm still handsome.

Sakru is enjoying by himself.

What's this?

It's so early in the morning, you are on the job.

Come on, dude. Why are you sulking?

Look in the pool.

They're just having a ball.

One thing is for sure, dude.

It's the influence of the other girl.

She is the converter, not me.

Right now, there's just one thing on my mind.

It's how I can get Simran back into my life.

Just like how Arjun only aimed into the parrot's eye, similarly...

Dude, dude. Don't give such examples and talk about parrots.

You're hopeless.

You keep saying Simran is your soul mate.

Soul is fine, but what about the mate?

Dude, look at girls from Sakru's point of view.

-What? -Impress her.

It will be difficult for you.

But we can try.

No. What I mean to say

is give her the macho impression.

What?

Give her the macho impression.

Yes, you're right.

This time, I'll surely give her the macho impression.

What?

Give her the macho impression.

This Sid, I don't know where he went, and left me with this.

Vicky Donor.

Give her the macho impression.

Anu, listen.

This guy's taking off his trunks here.

Yes, he really is.

And, honestly, he's looking really hot.

Okay, I'll call you later.

What?

Hey, you! Come here!

What?

What are you trying to show here?

Is there something special to show?

No, sir. There is nothing special.

Really.

If you don't trust me, you can see it yourself.

People like you give Goa a bad name.

Come on, come on.

Stop! Stop!

I think there is some misunderstanding.

He's my friend and he was posing for me.

Here's his photo.

Fine.

Ask him to pose properly next time, madam.

There are children playing on the beach.

By the way, why did you take my photo?

Look, there is no need to find a meaning in all this.

But...

You were smiling and you were looking at me.

No, I wasn't. I was laughing at your actions.

Sakru? Where's that damn dog?

Oh, no.

Sid will kill me.

I wanted to go with this beauty.

But I have to go with this useless guy.

It's so strange, Sid.

Yesterday, we met on land.

Today, we are on air.

It's the height of our meetings.

If you don't mind, can I ask you a personal question, Mr. DJ?

Yes, of course.

When did you start playing?

I mean, you know...

That's nothing personal.

I started when I was 16.

When I saw my friend doing it,

that's when I heard a voice from within,

"Sid, you're born for this."

And then, I kept playing.

Once, I went on for 24 hours, non-stop.

You kept playing?

But what about your parents? Did they accept it?

They were upset in the beginning.

"What will people say?"

"Will I get married?"

No parent would ever want their son to do this.

For them, it was bad.

But for me, it was a business.

And when I started charging, they had to accept

that no matter what our son does, he makes good money.

The phone in your pocket...

is vibrating.

I didn't bring my phone.

It looks like I'm on the receiving end.

Take us down! Take us down!

You are my fantasy

Don't touch me, I have grown up now

Did you have fun with Adam?

What fun?

Adam thought even I swing the other way.

-What? -I am not that type.

You are not. Really?

What really?

Why, is it so difficult to believe that?

Actually, I wanted to go there with you.

But he did instead.

His happiness was bulging more in his pants than in his face.

You... You're laughing.

No, no.

I'm just happy that you're not like that.

No, I...

Why are you so happy to hear that I am not one of them?

I am not happy.

Actually, was Adam competition for you?

Great.

At least someone's happiness is showing at the right place.

I'm the button on your shirt, my love

My love

My love

I'm the button on your shirt, my love

The clip on your hair

Your face is prettier than the moon

My heart has slipped out of my hands

We have lost our hearts

Your crazy old lovers

We're your die-hard fans

But you don't understand

We have lost our hearts

Your crazy old lovers

We're your die-hard fans

But you don't understand

I have found the way to heaven

Through your eyes

My crazy heart just followed

Wherever you went

I'm the liner of your lashes

The ring on your finger

When you smiled at me

I got the world

We have lost our hearts

Your crazy old lovers

We're your die-hard fans

But you don't understand

My destiny's changing now

You're entering my life

I can hear the footsteps

I am the color on your cheeks

The necklace around your neck

Since you entered my thoughts

I don't dream anymore

We have lost our hearts

Your crazy old lovers

We're your die-hard fans

But you don't understand

We have lost our hearts

Your crazy old lovers

We're your die-hard fans

But you don't understand

I am the...

After our years of friendship, this is the first time

you've asked me to freak out.

Like they say...

Live life...

-king size! -king size!

Sakru?

Sakru?

I think we're drunk.

-Sakru looks like a cat. -You too?

Yes, dude.

-He looks like a cat to me too. -Me too.

Yes.

Drink it, drink it.

I'll take a closer look at Sakru.

Yes, go ahead.

Sakru.

-He still looks like a cat. -I think so, too.

You know, Sakru's...

Did you hear that?

-Sakru's meowing. -Yes, I heard it too. Sakru.

He did it again!

I think I'm losing color.

That's a cat. What the...

Get up.

-Leave me. -Get up!

How come a cat came in the place of Sakru?

Maybe Sakru's had a sex-change?

After a sex-change a dog becomes a bitch, not a cat.

Tell me honestly where Sakru is. For the sake of Rohit Shetty.

Look, Sid. I will have to be honest with you.

I actually...

lost Sakru.

-You lost Sakru? -I'm sorry.

Forget it, you are not sorry.

I know you lost Sakru intentionally.

Hello?

Where do I look for Sakru now?

Oh, no. Francis Marlo.

If Francis Marlo gets a hold of Sakru,

then I will not spare you.

Here.

Hold on to it.

Trippy. Trippy? Dude.

What's wrong with Trippy?

Go in the hole.

See the shot.

Find out where these African parrots are coming from.

Father.

Sakru!

Sakru. My brother.

My friend.

My benefactor.

My...

I knew you would come, DJ Sid.

Look, maybe your mother's expecting because of Sakru.

But I didn't expect this from you.

A rich man like you steals dogs.

-Steal? -Yes.

When your things return to you, it's not called stealing.

You're forgetting, he's my dog.

Please, don't call him a dog.

And that dog you call yours is my kin.

He's my father.

Father?

It's the first time someone's calling himself a son of a...

Try to understand.

This relation dates back to their past life.

Give me back my father.

I'm willing to pay anything.

We're poor, Mr. Marlo, but we're not for sale.

Look, he has been reincarnated

to fill my mother's life with happiness.

Don't separate them, please.

That dog is your mother, and this dog is your father.

If the dog-catchers come around,

your family will be ruined.

Don't say that.

I'm willing to pay anything.

But I don't want Ramdin back in my father's life.

Give back my father, please.

Give back my father, please.

So, you've taken advantage of my sensitivity.

You have one option.

Tell me, I am ready.

No, you have another option.

Okay.

The party which you took back, return it to me.

The party is yours. It's a deal.

Sid's boxers can even bring the dead to life.

But it has no effect on you.

Sound tracks and deceit, darling

Sound tracks and deceit, darling

Sound tracks and deceit, darling

Sound tracks and deceit, darling

Sound tracks and deceit, darling

Sound tracks and deceit, darling

I think Trippy is responding to music.

Sound tracks and deceit, darling

He is responding to music.

Trippy, are you okay?

Are you fine?

Trippy, tell me!

Trippy, what are you doing? Get up!

You brute!

What are you doing, dude?

Let me go, please!

I won't be able to face anyone!

Trippy, please!

Rascal.

Every time you said, "Marie," I thought you meant biscuit.

Now I understand why Simran left you.

Forget that, he's gone into a coma.

Pinto! Take this dog away from my sight.

I wonder how he gets recharged every half an hour.

I wonder how his master is.

So, tell me, what is it that you wanted to say?

-This news will drive you crazy. -Then don't.

-One is enough. -What?

Nothing. So, tell me, what's the big news?

DJ Sid is playing at Goa's biggest party.

I wanted to give you this news first.

By the way, who is hosting the party?

That's a real funny story. You'll die laughing.

-Really? -He's a crazy millionaire.

Francis Marlo.

He's so crazy, that he thinks a dog is his mother.

-And you know what's his mother called? -No.

Rose Mary Marlo.

Rose Mary Marlo.

Then I guess he also believes a dog is his father.

Exactly. That fool thinks my dog is his father!

-By the way, you're quite intelligent. -I am.

And you must have taken the party in exchange of the dog.

You know me so well, so soon.

How can I let such a prey slip through my hands?

Of course not.

Once the party is over,

I will leave with my dog.

-How? -What do you mean?

He's my dog.

He comes running back when he hears my special whistle.

Whistle for me once, please.

What?

He's hard to control boss.

"Boss." Madam?

The idiot, fool, you were ranting about...

is my dad!

Dad?

That's not my dog.

These days, any dog comes up and sits on my lap.

This is not my doggy, I swear, Anu.

Don't ever show me your face again, DJ Sid.

-I hate it. -Anu, listen...

Anu, Anu, Anu.

Don't hold Simran's hand.

So, you think Simran is yours?

Can you keep her happy?

I have a car, bungalow, and a bank balance.

What do you have?

The thing which I have is something you don't have.

Maybe you don't know that what you have

is available in stores.

And it is battery-operated and it comes with a guarantee.

Look, whatever I got from God's grace,

don't compare it with China's cheap products.

Simran, this girl is trying to mislead you, Simran.

Come with me, Simran.

Please!

Today, Paro has to answer me

whether she loves Devdas or Chandramukhi.

Dogs are loyal.

I just can't believe Sid turned out like this.

Chill, Anu, take it easy.

I came to Goa just to tell you one thing.

I still believe you are my soul mate, Simran.

And my heart cannot accept that you're like that.

Trust me, Simran.

This girl is misleading you.

Hello, I am misleading her?

Do you see this? This is the ring you gave to Simran.

And she gave it to me.

You gave her the ring which I gave you?

That means...

It means we're engaged.

Engagement?

I didn't have a dime.

Still, I gave you a ring worth 500,000 rupees.

You didn't care about my feelings.

Now I realize

soul mates are just in stories.

They do not exist in real life.

Maybe I got too involved in this.

Maybe there's no wedding ring in my life.

It is just suffering.

Why don't you admit you love him?

You're lucky to find a boy like Adi.

The one I love turned out to be a cheater.

Don't lose a boy like Adi.

You can't believe it, right?

But you have to.

Trust me.

She is Simran's girlfriend.

I saw it myself.

She was wearing the ring I gave to Simran.

I don't have a boyfriend.

No wonder they were at Adam & Steve.

Our scene has been spoiled.

The girls we loved...

They love each other.

I don't want that party either.

Let's just get Sakru and leave.

And, anyway, there's nothing left for us here.

There's just one good thing, dude.

You turned out to be a converter like me.

The heart's swinging

Can you hear the song?

Yes.

Welcome to the club.

Nice shot, right?

What is the matter, Dad?

I have a breaking news for you two.

I am getting married.

Marriage? At this age?

Not me.

I was talking about Mother and Father.

You're getting these dogs married?

Just imagine.

Have you ever seen children attending their parents' wedding?

But we will.

And that auspicious day is today.

It is all thanks to Baba 3G. I have sent out the cards too.

Adi, I want to tell you everything.

Can we please meet?

Sid!

No one's at home, sir. Everyone has gone to the marriage.

-Marriage? -Marriage?

I feel ashamed to even speak about it.

Who marries like this?

This marriage is taking place

even after Ms. Anu and her friend objected.

Guru told Marlo and he agreed.

The girls are being forced into marriage.

If he can believe dogs to be his parents,

then he can do anything.

We will have to stop this marriage, dude.

Welcome.

Devgan is here too.

Chote, once these two get married,

we'll open a trust in the dog's name too.

Then we'll leave for Miami with the money.

You, me, and Sudama.

Not you, Father. I meant the priest.

She's saying yes. She's also smiling.

He said, "Wife."

You have put on some weight.

The security's really tight.

How will we go inside?

We can't, but they can.

Mister and Missus...

"Lele?"

Couldn't you find another invitation?

"Lele."

What could be better than this?

-Yes? -I am Popat.

I'm here to collect the money for the toots which I gave you.

What did you give me?

Do me nicely.

It's all for the sake of your love.

Enough, that's too much.

Just a little.

Enough, enough.

This is the first time I'm overdoing it.

Just a little. A little more.

It doesn't fit, it's too tight.

Stretch. Stretch.

-I think it's stuck. -What?

Be careful, or it will tear.

Finally. It's done.

Sid is with someone else!

Whose marriage has Mr. Marlo invited us to?

Over the phone, he said it's important.

Forget that.

We didn't come to Goa for this surprise marriage.

We're here to explain to your daughter for the last time to marry Chintu.

How many proposals are we going to refuse?

People will say something's wrong with your daughter.

They are so cute.

Excuse me. Photo of the unique couple.

He took the toot, but he didn't pay me.

What did you say?

-What did you give them? -Toot.

I want it too.

You want a toot?

-But it should be good. -Don't worry about the quality.

The name's Popat.

Just tell me, do you need Indian or foreign?

You have international toots as well?

I have American toots.

I have Russian and Italian too.

I can show you an album.

Album? You have come prepared.

Just tell me, how much is it for a short time and for a full night?

How disgusting, man.

I am talking about toots, and you're talking about toot!

Get lost! Get lost!

It seems like I came late, Simran.

Adi? Did you have a sex-change?

If you return to my life, I'm ready to undergo a sex-change, Simran.

Adi, I am not that type of a girl.

You're not?

And this marriage?

Mister Marlo's got the dogs married.

A canine marriage?

You never thought

how your daughter will face society after this marriage.

Look at her.

She looks so sad.

Ask her. Is she happy about this marriage?

I don't need to ask anyone.

What kind of a father are you?

Didn't you think about who will carry your family name?

They won't have children either.

Why?

You definitely need a treatment.

Then why did you lie?

You directly proposed to me as soon as we met.

I never have come across an irritating man like you.

But now, I think I'll have to spend the rest of my life with you.

Just like Fevicol gum, I will not let go.

Mother.

-I love you, Simran. -I love you too, Adi.

What are you doing, Simran?

Today, I will snatch your family from you.

Let's see if he's your brother or my brother.

He's your dad?

-Bless... -Curse you.

Thank god your mother isn't here.

Otherwise, this would have given her a heart attack.

So you wanted to send this girl to my family?

Look, you're mistaken.

He isn't... I mean, it's not what you think.

Sir, you're mistaken.

I am a boy.

At least he's a boy.

Brother. Don't spare anyone.

He has gone crazy! Run!

-What's happening? -What's happening?

Mother!

Baba 3G, do something!

Don't worry, Mr. Marlo, I'll get him!

-Do you still think he's your father? -No, no.

Is this a marriage?

Mr. Marlo, I think he has been possessed.

I'm sure it's Ramdin.

His name was Ramdin, but his actions were evil.

Someone save my dog!

Hey, priest!

You're sprinkling water from the bottle!

He's shedding water from his eyes!

And he's...

Whatever is happening over here, are you behind all this?

It's to break this marriage.

Thank you, Sid.

Anyway, how could I let you

marry someone else against your will?

My marriage?

So, what if you're Dabakar De?

Here my father is on a roll.

Do something.

Mr. Marlo. Mr. Marlo. Your father is free.

Dabakar De?

You two know each other?

We know each other very well.

Sir, he was a dog-catcher for the municipality.

He sells dogs to people, and opens trusts in their name.

And playing with their trust, that's his business.

Sir, he isn't your father, nor is he a Guru.

Because I got him imprisoned for four years.

And he needs to be sent back again.

Is that true?

Mr. Marlo, you are doubting me again.

He's your father.

Trust me.

Ravan. What?

Kick Baba 3G's butt?

If anyone tries to kill me, I will kill him like a dog!

Don't come closer!

Or else, I will shoot.

-We're Hindi film heroes. -We will not die.

Don't be mistaken.

Did you forget Amitabh from Sholay,

and Rajesh Khanna from Anand. Did you forget?

They were heroes from extraordinary films.

-And we're ordinary film heroes. -And we're ordinary film heroes.

I am not joking!

This is a real gun!

-Is that fun? -Two guns.

-Then hand me one. -Which one?

The one that's less fun.

-Here it is. -Come on, give it to me.

Don't take the law in your hands.

There are better things for that.

-Then go ahead. -Who called you?

What's the point in calling me? We're at the climax of the film.

If I don't come now, then when will I come?

-Right. -No!

Let's go!

You both opened my eyes.

Otherwise, this Baba 3G would have fooled me

into believing these dogs were my parents, and I even got them married.

Adi finally found his soul mate.

And when Simran came to his life, he also got Chingum.

Sid played at the biggest New Year's party of Goa.

And he didn't do it alone, but with Anu.

Sakru finally changed his habits.

-But, anyway... -We gave our impression...

-Macho... -Macho...

What?

Take a picture of the machos.

The heart's swinging slowly

The rhythm's syncing with the heart

We won't sleep or let anyone else sleep

We won't stop whatever's happening In this stupor

Fly on the music

Raise the volume

Raise the volume

Fly on the music

Raise the volume

The laser speed that zooms around

Makes the frequency Of the heart go boom, boom

When the temperature of the party Runs through the vein

Those who are drunk need to be taken home

It's the weekend, no time to think

Dancing through the night is not a crime

Fly on the music

Raise the volume

Raise the volume

Fly on the music

Raise the volume

Some move their body on the dance floor

That it makes the heart skip a beat

She signals at you, through her eyes

Whenever you've to leave early You end up late night

No one's in their senses Everyone looks hazy

Everyone's intoxicated They appear different

Fly on the music

Raise the volume

Raise the volume

Fly on the music

Raise the volume

Raise the volume

Raise the volume