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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,220 --> 00:00:23,399 [Music] 2 00:00:24,469 --> 00:00:28,219 with albatrosses 3 00:00:28,530 --> 00:00:31,400 where was it 4 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:37,170 Saigon's and borneo 5 00:00:37,729 --> 00:00:41,409 direction wasn't flying 6 00:00:41,869 --> 00:00:44,769 somewhere 7 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:55,960 minutes market- or we can see within 8 00:00:51,979 --> 00:00:55,959 that tail over was it 9 00:00:58,229 --> 00:01:00,989 [Music] 10 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:05,468 my man 11 00:01:00,990 --> 00:01:05,469 [Music] 12 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:12,169 [Music] 13 00:01:15,579 --> 00:02:06,388 [Music] 14 00:02:16,349 --> 00:02:23,128 [Music] 15 00:02:23,319 --> 00:03:02,799 [Applause] 16 00:02:26,020 --> 00:03:02,800 [Music] 17 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:17,450 [Applause] 18 00:03:03,770 --> 00:03:24,270 [Music] 19 00:03:17,449 --> 00:03:29,699 get us morning good morning good morning 20 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:33,170 mr. sphere the cops are closed Koopa for 21 00:03:29,699 --> 00:03:33,169 you please has a ladies undress 22 00:04:05,180 --> 00:04:16,989 I think you've got a deal there charlie 23 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:53,990 I thought what became let's see see if 24 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:56,060 investors get away versus start breaking 25 00:04:53,990 --> 00:04:57,228 necks hey that's no good man then we 26 00:04:56,060 --> 00:04:59,839 can't come back next week with another 27 00:04:57,228 --> 00:05:01,788 load you dig what I'm saying yeah but 28 00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:03,288 what are you gonna do with the broad you 29 00:05:01,788 --> 00:05:10,060 can't see her back on the airplane with 30 00:05:03,288 --> 00:05:10,060 us dr. Jade and revรฉ go 31 00:05:11,689 --> 00:05:14,689 Jesus 32 00:05:14,980 --> 00:05:24,338 [Music] 33 00:05:25,810 --> 00:05:31,899 these are heavy 34 00:05:27,519 --> 00:05:34,149 hey how about me sorry honey 35 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:37,228 just a home on airplane bullshit buster 36 00:05:34,149 --> 00:05:37,228 I didn't have to come here 37 00:05:37,329 --> 00:05:49,759 [Music] 38 00:05:55,329 --> 00:06:17,079 [Applause] 39 00:05:57,829 --> 00:06:17,079 [Music] 40 00:06:22,610 --> 00:06:31,759 [Music] 41 00:06:33,579 --> 00:06:38,798 raise the dead that's what says let me 42 00:06:36,798 --> 00:06:42,188 see that 43 00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:44,538 discovered by Captain James Cook in 1779 44 00:06:42,189 --> 00:06:46,429 warriors silent is supposed to be the 45 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:48,498 burial ground of disgraced martial 46 00:06:46,428 --> 00:06:50,688 artists inhabited by a bizarre sect of 47 00:06:48,499 --> 00:06:52,249 monks Wylie blew throughout the Orient 48 00:06:50,689 --> 00:06:54,979 to raise the dead warriors from their 49 00:06:52,249 --> 00:06:58,189 graves to repel attacks or threats by 50 00:06:54,978 --> 00:07:00,019 outsiders the island was bypassed by the 51 00:06:58,189 --> 00:07:00,939 Japanese Imperial Army during World War 52 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:04,249 two 53 00:07:00,939 --> 00:07:20,778 still glad you came by it sounds like 54 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:21,919 it's gonna be quite a trip where else 55 00:07:20,778 --> 00:07:24,050 can you get six weeks for a grand 56 00:07:21,918 --> 00:07:30,498 complete well I don't know I thought to 57 00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:34,189 do something like Love Boat in the flesh 58 00:07:30,499 --> 00:07:36,739 hurry up we're ready to embark this is 59 00:07:34,189 --> 00:07:39,919 positively my last sailing for that 60 00:07:36,738 --> 00:07:40,868 woman said the same thing last time 61 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:44,448 captain 62 00:07:40,869 --> 00:07:48,030 time before that too this time I mean it 63 00:07:44,449 --> 00:07:50,550 I mean all she wants is profit 64 00:07:48,029 --> 00:07:51,269 let's bend a nickel in this tub I mean 65 00:07:50,550 --> 00:07:54,300 look at it 66 00:07:51,269 --> 00:07:56,729 crappy maintenance inept crew well 67 00:07:54,300 --> 00:08:00,360 present company excepted it worth your 68 00:07:56,730 --> 00:08:02,670 tailor your Schwartz and you with the 69 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:04,680 O'Malley right he's the guy that decided 70 00:08:02,670 --> 00:08:07,100 to come to the last minute still want to 71 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:10,560 own your own Chinese restaurant one day 72 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:12,210 yes sir hmm you do that you'll never 73 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:15,959 make it on the weight cheaply 74 00:08:12,209 --> 00:08:18,599 ever there's only one word for you madam 75 00:08:15,959 --> 00:08:20,729 that is cheap listen I want you guys to 76 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:22,980 meet my chef he's pretty good at that 77 00:08:20,730 --> 00:08:24,750 country's baby you guys to get together 78 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:27,000 we'll put our little show or something 79 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:30,000 helping cook is gonna fight got a big 80 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:38,668 appetite I bet you do babe Oh feel that 81 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:42,200 come on guys let's go this is back we're 82 00:08:38,668 --> 00:08:42,199 ready to weigh anchor when you are 83 00:08:50,940 --> 00:09:32,550 I pay a modest compliment sorry I 84 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:35,970 thought the lady was alone oh sit down 85 00:09:32,549 --> 00:09:36,809 here have none of my martinis this is my 86 00:09:35,970 --> 00:09:39,210 husband Louie 87 00:09:36,809 --> 00:09:43,069 how you doing when we get together the 88 00:09:39,210 --> 00:09:43,070 way to get flies pull out the booze and 89 00:09:44,519 --> 00:09:47,740 [Music] 90 00:10:13,519 --> 00:10:20,480 you know it's bad enough that our bar 91 00:10:16,379 --> 00:10:20,480 blocks my view now my wind is broken 92 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:27,150 one day you'll go too far let's have a 93 00:10:24,509 --> 00:10:28,429 big hand folks and exciting performance 94 00:10:27,149 --> 00:10:31,549 of cogency 95 00:10:28,429 --> 00:10:31,549 [Music] 96 00:10:32,870 --> 00:10:38,129 my colleagues get ready for their next 97 00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:40,529 stunt I'd like to give a short lesson to 98 00:10:38,129 --> 00:10:41,580 the ladies and self-defense now I'll 99 00:10:40,529 --> 00:10:44,039 need one volunteer 100 00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:48,570 go ahead cookie he doesn't have to know 101 00:10:44,039 --> 00:10:49,919 you're on the LAPD SWAT team how about 102 00:10:48,570 --> 00:10:51,990 you 103 00:10:49,919 --> 00:10:54,370 [Music] 104 00:10:51,990 --> 00:10:56,769 okay 105 00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:59,350 now the first thing I want you people to 106 00:10:56,769 --> 00:11:01,839 see is the wrong way to bend off an 107 00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:04,149 attack now what would you do if I came 108 00:11:01,839 --> 00:11:11,920 at you with a knife I certainly wouldn't 109 00:11:04,149 --> 00:11:15,600 tell you okay just do it see what I mean 110 00:11:11,919 --> 00:11:15,599 I haven't done it yet 111 00:11:23,460 --> 00:11:29,469 [Applause] 112 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:37,529 [Music] 113 00:11:36,210 --> 00:11:52,049 [Applause] 114 00:11:37,529 --> 00:11:52,048 [Music] 115 00:11:52,690 --> 00:11:58,540 three cases of smirnoff vodka and two 116 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:58,539 cases of Johnnie Walker 117 00:11:58,580 --> 00:12:02,660 god forbid we should run out of liquor 118 00:12:00,799 --> 00:12:08,029 you can bet they don't sell it on 119 00:12:02,659 --> 00:12:11,179 warriors Ireland we're supposed to sell 120 00:12:08,029 --> 00:12:12,620 Pine Island not go on a lot of our pants 121 00:12:11,179 --> 00:12:15,079 and just want to go ashore and take 122 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:16,909 pictures of the monks no one is 123 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:21,639 permitted Buddha except martial arts 124 00:12:16,909 --> 00:12:21,639 outcasts even they allowed to go there 125 00:12:22,299 --> 00:12:25,639 that's right the Potters build our 126 00:12:24,799 --> 00:12:28,370 country 127 00:12:25,639 --> 00:12:32,809 I'm sorry chin it's one of the places 128 00:12:28,370 --> 00:12:33,500 our passengers paid to see same foot in 129 00:12:32,809 --> 00:12:35,809 Ireland 130 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:38,450 we're in both wrath of Buddha will you 131 00:12:35,809 --> 00:12:41,269 do me a favor don't be so damn 132 00:12:38,450 --> 00:12:50,960 superstitious oh and check out our 133 00:12:41,269 --> 00:12:52,429 stores of olives and pretzels sure you 134 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:54,170 don't to see kickboxing with this fight 135 00:12:52,429 --> 00:12:55,489 no thanks John I'm going shopping with 136 00:12:54,169 --> 00:12:58,449 an Lloyd at Heiser 137 00:12:55,490 --> 00:13:12,070 then we're gonna catch a live section 138 00:12:58,450 --> 00:13:12,070 just ready let's go 139 00:13:12,990 --> 00:13:16,470 tomorrow morning 140 00:13:21,820 --> 00:14:09,240 [Applause] 141 00:14:14,039 --> 00:14:18,998 concentrate Oh monkey brains is the best 142 00:14:16,299 --> 00:14:21,208 physical ever fine believe try anything 143 00:14:18,999 --> 00:14:21,209 once 144 00:14:23,778 --> 00:14:32,208 where are we next I want you all to see 145 00:14:29,659 --> 00:14:34,838 the Kmart of the J train you won't 146 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:39,159 believe this it was something else there 147 00:14:34,839 --> 00:14:39,160 you go thanks a lot 148 00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:49,089 [Music] 149 00:14:43,558 --> 00:14:49,808 wait I know where wait a minute I've got 150 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:52,059 an idea 151 00:14:49,808 --> 00:14:53,588 aren't you bushed oh no particular yes 152 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:55,208 you are why don't Mike and I grabbed a 153 00:14:53,589 --> 00:14:57,309 cab back to the ship that soak our 154 00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:59,859 course and Epsom salts that way bitch 155 00:14:57,308 --> 00:15:01,379 you'll have a dance partner tonight all 156 00:14:59,860 --> 00:15:04,379 right 157 00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:04,379 taxi 158 00:15:06,450 --> 00:15:09,720 see later 159 00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:18,900 900 1/2 general Nathan Street what's 160 00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:23,699 that 161 00:15:18,899 --> 00:15:27,720 don't Alice of 1001 pleasures but what 162 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:29,009 it's a cathouse Oh Lord right now I 163 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:31,470 really don't feel like going anyplace 164 00:15:29,009 --> 00:15:34,019 this is the only chance I got to hit 165 00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:36,230 this joint you're my cover you don't 166 00:15:34,019 --> 00:15:38,840 have to do anything if you don't want to 167 00:15:36,230 --> 00:15:41,840 okay but I don't want to stay long 168 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:41,840 Thanks 169 00:15:50,839 --> 00:16:03,180 they do volume I guess 550 pounds of 170 00:16:00,149 --> 00:16:05,399 uncut double-a gray Jade a week and our 171 00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:08,099 only real expense is the airplane and we 172 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:10,589 got that sir you realize fuel cost 173 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:12,480 nowadays what's the difference I still 174 00:16:10,589 --> 00:16:14,910 think I'm entitled to more than 10% of 175 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:17,240 the profits but if some unk's refused to 176 00:16:14,909 --> 00:16:19,289 cardigan like they did the last time 177 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:22,409 well like you said man 178 00:16:19,289 --> 00:16:24,719 then we starve a kin heads look they 179 00:16:22,409 --> 00:16:27,088 need us as much as we need them right 180 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:30,080 this is in vain gum it's time left 181 00:16:27,089 --> 00:16:30,080 I think we'd better go 182 00:16:43,028 --> 00:16:48,710 this won't take long 183 00:16:45,049 --> 00:16:49,370 what's all this he must be trashed get 184 00:16:48,710 --> 00:16:51,650 the else 185 00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:55,129 I hear the insides great iron cat house 186 00:16:51,649 --> 00:16:59,500 is legal here no seems like they 187 00:16:55,129 --> 00:17:01,730 shouldn't be that must be it 188 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:13,189 whoever named this place the palace of a 189 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:17,890 thousand one pleasures hi guys my name's 190 00:17:13,189 --> 00:17:17,890 Mei Lu come on you thanks doll 191 00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:28,009 I go first see this our check the exits 192 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:33,909 if I don't come out under five minutes 193 00:17:28,009 --> 00:17:33,908 you come in questions no man 194 00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:42,548 is up ahead what other ones have real 195 00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:42,548 Cooper there are my binoculars don't 196 00:17:42,669 --> 00:17:50,700 second floor it's a good time there 197 00:17:47,569 --> 00:17:51,879 won't be many customers there now 198 00:17:50,700 --> 00:18:04,650 maybe not 199 00:17:51,880 --> 00:18:04,650 [Music] 200 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:22,480 oh that's nice you know you go down 201 00:18:20,119 --> 00:18:22,479 there 202 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:29,999 how long will you be in town just a day 203 00:18:28,048 --> 00:18:34,969 tonight our ship sails in the morning 204 00:18:29,999 --> 00:18:38,149 way to a place called warriors Island 205 00:18:34,969 --> 00:18:38,149 give her 206 00:18:48,309 --> 00:18:57,548 hello I mean you come here 207 00:18:52,429 --> 00:18:57,548 out the joint for you 208 00:19:00,779 --> 00:19:05,740 how come a month for the power to raise 209 00:19:03,339 --> 00:19:10,808 her dead I imagine it's a closely 210 00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:14,460 guarded secret and you've never heard of 211 00:19:10,808 --> 00:19:18,058 the blows I'm strictly a city girl 212 00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:20,679 anybody here going to warriors Island I 213 00:19:18,058 --> 00:19:23,920 am have you heard of it 214 00:19:20,679 --> 00:19:27,780 damn light company years ago I was stuck 215 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:31,048 there no kidding it's a terrible place 216 00:19:27,779 --> 00:19:31,048 mom dad 217 00:19:36,869 --> 00:19:40,629 find the heli going there if you don't 218 00:19:39,609 --> 00:19:42,159 mind my asking 219 00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:44,680 I understand it's where martial arts 220 00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:47,650 criminals meet their maker that's pure 221 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:51,640 bullshit mind friend let me give you 222 00:19:47,650 --> 00:19:55,530 some good advice I would avoid boyars 223 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:55,530 Island like the Black Plague 224 00:19:58,710 --> 00:20:29,880 what's that baby mamas I forgot this 225 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:29,880 month next time 226 00:20:32,319 --> 00:21:03,720 [Music] 227 00:21:00,319 --> 00:21:08,389 I sign 228 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:11,490 who's the sale buy diamond wanna 229 00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:21,240 [Music] 230 00:21:11,490 --> 00:21:23,609 I have to go and talk captain dark so 231 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:27,120 they busted thought and then Lloyd and I 232 00:21:23,609 --> 00:21:28,469 went out the window tap I just can't see 233 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,949 you in a whorehouse in the middle of the 234 00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:31,649 afternoon 235 00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:34,230 mike is like I was just doing the guy 236 00:21:31,648 --> 00:21:36,209 favor Gary the joint must have done 237 00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:39,390 something pretty bad for the police will 238 00:21:36,210 --> 00:21:41,250 raid maybe the girls have a disease soon 239 00:21:39,390 --> 00:21:43,590 as I get enough money stashed away I'm 240 00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:48,750 gonna buy my own ship started taking 241 00:21:43,589 --> 00:21:50,339 orders silly female smart Mary that's 242 00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:55,380 where you could come in I'm gonna be 243 00:21:50,339 --> 00:21:57,839 need enough recreation directed by the 244 00:21:55,380 --> 00:22:00,770 way what's your plan of business now 245 00:21:57,839 --> 00:22:00,769 ladies luncheon 246 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:14,170 [Music] 247 00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:17,249 oh I got a man about a horse that's him 248 00:22:14,170 --> 00:22:17,249 [Music] 249 00:22:19,339 --> 00:22:28,519 what's your problem just shut up and 250 00:22:22,710 --> 00:22:28,519 walk at it yes sir anything you say sir 251 00:22:29,779 --> 00:22:46,759 let's have another round say Catherine 252 00:22:46,839 --> 00:22:51,538 sure 253 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,538 [Music] 254 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:05,739 [Applause] 255 00:23:33,990 --> 00:23:37,088 [Music] 256 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:48,650 [Music] 257 00:23:50,309 --> 00:24:22,759 [Applause] 258 00:23:51,769 --> 00:24:22,759 [Music] 259 00:24:26,490 --> 00:24:30,120 come on beep coming 260 00:24:46,500 --> 00:24:49,608 [Music] 261 00:25:21,278 --> 00:25:27,829 you know I thought he was a fag till I 262 00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:29,748 fell his knife a knife can I deal with 263 00:25:27,829 --> 00:25:54,138 this after but one thing's for certain 264 00:25:29,749 --> 00:25:58,190 what's awesome Jade you have to stop 265 00:25:54,138 --> 00:26:00,168 those fools no question man where what 266 00:25:58,190 --> 00:26:02,838 the hell happened last night you were 267 00:26:00,169 --> 00:26:06,079 supposed to kidnap the captain this is 268 00:26:02,838 --> 00:26:08,690 ridiculous I told you next time we won't 269 00:26:06,078 --> 00:26:13,459 miss don't worry I've got this fantastic 270 00:26:08,690 --> 00:26:15,349 plan don't worry he says I guaranteed 271 00:26:13,459 --> 00:26:17,749 that ship will never reach warriors 272 00:26:15,348 --> 00:26:20,058 Island the plan is already in operation 273 00:26:17,749 --> 00:26:23,048 this time tomorrow everybody aboard that 274 00:26:20,058 --> 00:26:23,048 ship will be dead 275 00:26:28,548 --> 00:26:35,450 big lobster chop suey and french fried 276 00:26:31,969 --> 00:26:40,129 squid those of you who wish to try one 277 00:26:35,450 --> 00:26:45,700 of mrs. bucks mommy will you please get 278 00:26:40,128 --> 00:26:45,699 down go mrs. buck 279 00:26:50,359 --> 00:27:07,568 [Music] 280 00:27:07,788 --> 00:27:14,640 let me see so many weirdos there are a 281 00:27:11,669 --> 00:27:15,659 lot of people here the packed in like 282 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:18,120 sardines 283 00:27:15,659 --> 00:27:19,320 I think it's somebody's birthday would 284 00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:23,038 you say your name was 285 00:27:19,319 --> 00:27:27,029 cookie wrench oh hello you've been a cop 286 00:27:23,038 --> 00:27:30,509 for years what do you do I'm a male 287 00:27:27,029 --> 00:27:34,889 stripper really it's interesting 288 00:27:30,509 --> 00:27:38,879 excuse me I'm here the stang gang in a 289 00:27:34,890 --> 00:27:42,000 Marina del Rey hey on the star 290 00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:58,320 attraction there could I have another 291 00:27:42,000 --> 00:28:01,589 sweet vermouth on the rocks baby I have 292 00:27:58,319 --> 00:28:02,399 a boyfriend say yeah you're pretty do 293 00:28:01,589 --> 00:28:07,619 you have a sister 294 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:09,179 no but I have a cousin someplace you 295 00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:10,439 know like I was saying before I you'd be 296 00:28:09,179 --> 00:28:11,610 surprised at the number of chef girls 297 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:13,620 you need ruin a forklift 298 00:28:11,609 --> 00:28:16,879 where'd you call him construction booth 299 00:28:13,619 --> 00:28:16,879 he's jealous 300 00:28:16,890 --> 00:28:22,380 next to you the others are nothing 301 00:28:18,990 --> 00:28:25,349 hey Jon more beer a MILF I was like all 302 00:28:22,380 --> 00:28:26,970 right you know milkers contact 303 00:28:25,349 --> 00:28:28,038 full-contact karate champion of west 304 00:28:26,970 --> 00:28:30,960 coast 305 00:28:28,038 --> 00:28:34,470 attention everybody there is steve 306 00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:35,319 Polanski's 30th birthday that's your 307 00:28:34,470 --> 00:28:37,360 [Applause] 308 00:28:35,319 --> 00:28:38,879 [Music] 309 00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:42,168 [Applause] 310 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:42,169 [Music] 311 00:28:48,480 --> 00:29:00,470 [Music] 312 00:28:57,430 --> 00:29:05,660 you're not concentrating on this then 313 00:29:00,470 --> 00:29:08,000 you're too tense maybe some three in one 314 00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:11,480 oil the stallion galleon it's the girls 315 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:15,289 only hosi stalin's some old-timers come 316 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:17,569 here to hate his famous actress I think 317 00:29:15,289 --> 00:29:21,769 you guys would know one she sits by the 318 00:29:17,569 --> 00:29:24,710 stage got a scene she shoves hundred 319 00:29:21,769 --> 00:29:27,170 dollar bills down 320 00:29:24,710 --> 00:29:29,329 my ex-boyfriend could make love to me - 321 00:29:27,170 --> 00:29:32,269 I did a striptease first what do you 322 00:29:29,329 --> 00:29:35,599 call that fetishes who's into fetishes 323 00:29:32,269 --> 00:29:38,470 that's really sick hmm I don't know I 324 00:29:35,599 --> 00:29:38,469 kinda liked it myself 325 00:29:39,849 --> 00:29:45,639 [Music] 326 00:29:42,630 --> 00:29:47,700 can use a couple more girl sure come on 327 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,700 in 328 00:29:52,589 --> 00:30:14,699 you may not believe this you do but we 329 00:30:04,058 --> 00:30:23,069 have to relax okay gorgeous isn't it yes 330 00:30:14,700 --> 00:30:25,179 would you like to meet him my pleasure 331 00:30:23,069 --> 00:30:27,759 we were looking around the room and 332 00:30:25,179 --> 00:30:30,790 decided you are the handsomest man here 333 00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:31,660 thank you my friend Betty is doing a 334 00:30:30,789 --> 00:30:33,670 centerfold 335 00:30:31,660 --> 00:30:37,179 I think it's goodbye to be seen with the 336 00:30:33,670 --> 00:30:42,308 tractive looking men oh if you play your 337 00:30:37,179 --> 00:30:45,490 cards right she can be always I'm sorry 338 00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:50,470 hazel sort of no problem tell me about 339 00:30:45,490 --> 00:30:53,019 the centerfold well it's really not for 340 00:30:50,470 --> 00:30:54,549 positive sure yet well we still have why 341 00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:57,940 are you doing it for the money 342 00:30:54,549 --> 00:31:01,869 well like I said I don't even know if I 343 00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:03,340 for the publicity well sure I guess you 344 00:31:01,869 --> 00:31:05,439 could say that I you're not doing it for 345 00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:09,849 publicity I know why you're doing it why 346 00:31:05,440 --> 00:31:13,210 am i doing it for the devil the devil 347 00:31:09,849 --> 00:31:15,779 yeah look around this place it's the 348 00:31:13,210 --> 00:31:15,779 devil's den 349 00:31:16,150 --> 00:31:24,170 are you joking no good 350 00:31:19,009 --> 00:31:29,529 The Devil's no joke I've been eyeing you 351 00:31:24,170 --> 00:31:33,380 since Long Beach yeah care for a great 352 00:31:29,529 --> 00:31:36,799 okay about a green gravedigger this time 353 00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:39,470 a green what the hell is that 354 00:31:36,799 --> 00:31:42,049 vodka creme de menthe and a lot of 355 00:31:39,470 --> 00:31:56,839 cracked ice hey babe you're strapped sit 356 00:31:42,049 --> 00:32:01,759 down have you seen Eileen she left with 357 00:31:56,839 --> 00:32:03,500 Big John see in the old days uh best 358 00:32:01,759 --> 00:32:04,670 killer like the Shogun earn-in g4 be 359 00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:07,549 able to define anything they damn well 360 00:32:04,670 --> 00:32:11,240 please oh yeah that may be three things 361 00:32:07,549 --> 00:32:14,180 you bully fight dirty or run away did 362 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:16,490 any of those things they were all cast 363 00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:17,930 in society the only thing could make 364 00:32:16,490 --> 00:32:20,049 things right with by committing suicide 365 00:32:17,930 --> 00:32:22,310 why did they do that on warriors Island 366 00:32:20,049 --> 00:32:23,809 well they believe that the month would 367 00:32:22,309 --> 00:32:26,480 make them raise again from the dead to 368 00:32:23,809 --> 00:32:28,720 fight that way they would get a second 369 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,720 chance 370 00:32:30,789 --> 00:32:36,049 [Music] 371 00:32:33,339 --> 00:32:39,309 probably not 372 00:32:36,049 --> 00:32:39,309 just a fantasy 373 00:32:39,980 --> 00:32:43,098 [Music] 374 00:32:46,450 --> 00:32:49,739 [Music] 375 00:32:51,579 --> 00:32:54,659 I hope you're for real 376 00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:59,219 I'm flat-out crazy Bocelli 377 00:33:01,069 --> 00:33:08,009 I don't know I felt like this about a 378 00:33:05,098 --> 00:33:12,990 girl before it's the truth 379 00:33:08,009 --> 00:33:12,990 [Music] 380 00:33:19,059 --> 00:33:22,389 [Music] 381 00:33:30,980 --> 00:33:39,450 everybody myself included the propeller 382 00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:41,690 20 minutes I think we're gonna rock it 383 00:33:39,450 --> 00:33:41,690 loose 384 00:33:54,079 --> 00:34:00,470 are you one of those Vietnam veterans 385 00:33:56,059 --> 00:34:03,049 it's always demonstrating on TV there 386 00:34:00,470 --> 00:34:05,390 are we treated me a ok what you do in 387 00:34:03,049 --> 00:34:08,300 the army I flew a new you Cobra a 388 00:34:05,390 --> 00:34:11,179 helicopter right machine a war though 389 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:13,340 would be a better time had 16 guns and 390 00:34:11,179 --> 00:34:17,660 was capable of firing 948 rounds per 391 00:34:13,340 --> 00:34:20,510 second really what kind of work do you 392 00:34:17,659 --> 00:34:22,759 do now hey Knight say cheese karate at 393 00:34:20,510 --> 00:34:23,410 the Burbank karate club how about you 394 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:28,810 days 395 00:34:23,409 --> 00:34:28,809 I'm a certified public accountant hey 396 00:34:30,940 --> 00:34:37,880 where's Lloyd where he always is in the 397 00:34:35,269 --> 00:34:39,889 bar drinking himself silly what if your 398 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:42,530 wife shows up I'm telling you baby she 399 00:34:39,889 --> 00:34:58,750 won't we're only gonna be five minutes 400 00:34:42,530 --> 00:34:58,750 come on right we're just fine 401 00:35:03,820 --> 00:35:08,380 you're alright come on before my wife 402 00:35:06,130 --> 00:35:11,019 just gotta make it you know you haven't 403 00:35:08,380 --> 00:35:12,579 got all night just relax 404 00:35:11,019 --> 00:35:17,289 what do you mean relaxed jeez I am 405 00:35:12,579 --> 00:35:19,480 relaxed let's go alright next thing I 406 00:35:17,289 --> 00:35:23,110 know the dudes hold not an 11 inch 407 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:26,349 switchblade coming towards me I wish 408 00:35:23,110 --> 00:35:29,590 I've been there to help you out she's 409 00:35:26,349 --> 00:35:31,809 got a black belt anyway here comes 410 00:35:29,590 --> 00:35:34,120 history I got no place to go 411 00:35:31,809 --> 00:35:37,259 just like in the movies but lucky for me 412 00:35:34,119 --> 00:35:37,259 I'm fast on my feet 413 00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:48,479 no plate for 25 pounds of sugar eating 414 00:35:45,219 --> 00:35:51,569 at fuel tank who's got my arrow 415 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,570 [Music] 416 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,829 one of mine 417 00:35:57,079 --> 00:36:02,518 [Music] 418 00:35:59,338 --> 00:36:02,518 velocity is 419 00:36:08,110 --> 00:36:16,200 [Music] 420 00:36:13,579 --> 00:36:20,539 gee whiz your boyfriend must have been 421 00:36:16,199 --> 00:36:20,539 far out yeah I guess you could say that 422 00:36:20,630 --> 00:36:27,090 what do you do for a living I belong to 423 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:30,720 the Mafia it was a hood what do you do 424 00:36:27,090 --> 00:36:33,740 me I teach third grade by the way 425 00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:35,429 where's your boyfriend now he's dead 426 00:36:33,739 --> 00:36:38,129 he's dead 427 00:36:35,429 --> 00:36:40,879 oh I'm sorry to hear that 428 00:36:38,130 --> 00:36:43,800 don't be he was a no-good bastard oh 429 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:46,079 well sometimes it just he just couldn't 430 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:48,660 keep his hands off other women I'd come 431 00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:51,599 home and find them in my bed he was a 432 00:36:48,659 --> 00:36:55,019 rotten son of a bitch so one day I had 433 00:36:51,599 --> 00:36:58,440 enough I couldn't take it anymore so I 434 00:36:55,019 --> 00:37:00,239 ended it ah I see and you took his 435 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,650 cruise to get him out of your mind all 436 00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:05,549 right I took this cruise to get myself 437 00:37:01,650 --> 00:37:07,139 out of the country what there's a stupid 438 00:37:05,550 --> 00:37:12,030 little murder warrant out for my arrest 439 00:37:07,139 --> 00:37:14,609 oh well I sure hope they get this boat 440 00:37:12,030 --> 00:37:18,320 going I'm real anxious to get to 441 00:37:14,610 --> 00:37:37,949 Warriors Island and see the monks 442 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:37,949 [Music] 443 00:37:40,019 --> 00:37:51,869 [Music] 444 00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:57,800 why should we go the entertainer 445 00:37:51,869 --> 00:37:57,799 hey let the boys in the boiler room Jen 446 00:37:58,250 --> 00:38:01,710 you're gonna luckiest son of a bitch 447 00:38:00,659 --> 00:38:05,779 I've ever seen 448 00:38:01,710 --> 00:38:05,780 they make 60 fuck you 449 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:13,699 [Music] 450 00:38:10,539 --> 00:38:13,699 [Applause] 451 00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:15,720 [Music] 452 00:38:14,730 --> 00:38:18,760 [Applause] 453 00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:24,629 [Music] 454 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:29,550 [Applause] 455 00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:29,550 hey where you going I want another beer 456 00:38:35,989 --> 00:38:44,849 [Music] 457 00:38:39,510 --> 00:38:44,850 what was that that was low come on 458 00:38:48,119 --> 00:39:01,559 [Music] 459 00:38:56,110 --> 00:39:01,630 [Applause] 460 00:39:01,559 --> 00:39:06,320 [Music] 461 00:39:01,630 --> 00:39:09,329 [Applause] 462 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:18,990 [Music] 463 00:39:09,329 --> 00:39:18,989 what is this go hide on upstairs stairs 464 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,790 stay with the girls 465 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:49,920 I just thought of something what if my 466 00:39:47,139 --> 00:39:52,969 roommate gets done working out early 467 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,969 [Music] 468 00:39:55,590 --> 00:40:00,510 holy smokes who the heck is he 469 00:40:03,170 --> 00:40:06,219 [Music] 470 00:40:40,949 --> 00:40:48,198 [Music] 471 00:40:54,179 --> 00:41:00,139 [Music] 472 00:41:03,579 --> 00:41:06,690 [Music] 473 00:41:08,268 --> 00:41:11,899 send down a mayday call 474 00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:22,460 [Music] 475 00:41:27,969 --> 00:41:32,750 [Music] 476 00:41:35,039 --> 00:41:59,650 [Music] 477 00:41:56,679 --> 00:42:14,079 yeah 478 00:41:59,650 --> 00:42:18,019 [Music] 479 00:42:14,079 --> 00:42:23,299 Mayday Mayday this is star Los Angeles 480 00:42:18,019 --> 00:42:27,768 latitude 13 degrees 38 minutes north 481 00:42:23,300 --> 00:42:27,769 [Applause] 482 00:42:36,010 --> 00:42:39,569 [Applause] 483 00:42:41,050 --> 00:43:00,850 [Music] 484 00:43:09,570 --> 00:43:14,910 your filthy hands off me asshole 485 00:44:38,010 --> 00:44:41,099 [Applause] 486 00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:02,809 [Music] 487 00:45:20,389 --> 00:45:26,429 [Applause] 488 00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:54,519 [Music] 489 00:46:02,869 --> 00:46:06,000 [Applause] 490 00:46:21,409 --> 00:46:24,739 [Music] 491 00:46:31,750 --> 00:46:38,429 [Music] 492 00:46:51,679 --> 00:46:55,929 jesus H Christ on fire 493 00:47:11,018 --> 00:47:15,828 take that you dirty bastards just when I 494 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:19,119 find the goddamn gun they set fire to 495 00:47:15,829 --> 00:47:19,119 the goddamn Jim come on 496 00:47:19,260 --> 00:47:22,369 [Music] 497 00:47:57,260 --> 00:48:00,349 [Music] 498 00:48:08,019 --> 00:48:13,239 [Music] 499 00:48:19,329 --> 00:48:22,449 [Music] 500 00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,469 [Music] 501 00:48:52,809 --> 00:48:55,110 boy 502 00:49:15,889 --> 00:49:19,598 okay no net fun 503 00:49:19,980 --> 00:49:23,230 [Music] 504 00:49:25,809 --> 00:49:32,590 [Music] 505 00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:41,050 [Music] 506 00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:53,400 [Music] 507 00:49:50,018 --> 00:49:53,399 a Dios 508 00:50:00,099 --> 00:50:03,349 [Music] 509 00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:12,470 it's a big holiday I told you these 510 00:50:10,380 --> 00:50:14,789 monks wouldn't get fancy we still are ah 511 00:50:12,469 --> 00:50:17,669 we got a good thing going for us here 512 00:50:14,789 --> 00:50:20,039 pooper one basket is this shit is worth 513 00:50:17,670 --> 00:50:22,889 over $200,000 you know there's one thing 514 00:50:20,039 --> 00:50:25,139 I can't understand if the monks like sex 515 00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:28,739 so much why not they go directly to a 516 00:50:25,139 --> 00:50:31,199 whorehouse and buy themselves dinner 517 00:50:28,739 --> 00:50:35,729 binds the girls for sex then why are 518 00:50:31,199 --> 00:50:37,469 they violent food they claim that female 519 00:50:35,730 --> 00:50:39,650 flesh gives him the power to raise the 520 00:50:37,469 --> 00:50:39,649 dead 521 00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:58,469 [Music] 522 00:51:02,579 --> 00:51:07,819 [Music] 523 00:51:10,769 --> 00:51:16,708 [Music] 524 00:51:13,510 --> 00:51:16,709 [Applause] 525 00:51:22,489 --> 00:51:27,879 [Music] 526 00:51:24,300 --> 00:51:29,530 what's our chance of being excited zero 527 00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:33,849 we're at least a couple hundred miles 528 00:51:29,530 --> 00:51:36,089 from the commercial shipping lanes we're 529 00:51:33,849 --> 00:51:39,460 taking water on really fast 530 00:51:36,088 --> 00:51:43,049 don't worry hazel everything 531 00:51:39,460 --> 00:51:43,050 [Music] 532 00:51:44,170 --> 00:51:52,340 Wow how long you think this graph will 533 00:51:47,750 --> 00:51:54,320 stay afloat about a day tops of a 534 00:51:52,340 --> 00:51:56,030 certain part he hasn't been so damn 535 00:51:54,320 --> 00:52:01,059 cheat when it came to maintenance 536 00:51:56,030 --> 00:52:01,060 we could stay adrift for a week at least 537 00:52:13,579 --> 00:52:24,069 ah what's that there 538 00:52:37,969 --> 00:52:43,528 use the rest of our boys must left us 539 00:52:41,099 --> 00:52:46,259 and that is I've done a great job in 540 00:52:43,528 --> 00:52:48,150 this little operation I'm running so I 541 00:52:46,259 --> 00:52:52,498 decided to increase your share of the 542 00:52:48,150 --> 00:52:53,699 profits to 15% hey all right are you 543 00:52:52,498 --> 00:52:55,889 sure they barbecue up 544 00:52:53,699 --> 00:53:01,650 they don't just boil them in a pot say 545 00:52:55,889 --> 00:53:04,068 barbecues them what's that what said 546 00:53:01,650 --> 00:53:04,068 popping 547 00:53:04,820 --> 00:53:12,789 it's people a mall it's those people 548 00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:12,789 from the ship you stupid son of a bitch 549 00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:27,309 [Music] 550 00:53:41,019 --> 00:53:44,110 [Music] 551 00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:52,090 that's what 552 00:53:58,690 --> 00:54:12,769 [Music] 553 00:54:09,248 --> 00:54:17,209 save your breath son you're only talking 554 00:54:12,768 --> 00:54:19,769 to the Sharks the South China Sea is 555 00:54:17,210 --> 00:54:22,349 famous for sharks 556 00:54:19,769 --> 00:54:36,230 [Music] 557 00:54:22,349 --> 00:54:36,230 what's that it's the mail later 558 00:54:48,650 --> 00:54:59,539 go ahead hazel you'll feel better mother 559 00:55:03,769 --> 00:55:12,719 where are we well I would say this is 560 00:55:09,210 --> 00:55:14,579 warriors island what's the next move 561 00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:17,039 we've got two choices 562 00:55:14,579 --> 00:55:20,670 we can stay here on the beach and wait 563 00:55:17,039 --> 00:55:21,659 for help but we can Trek inland and try 564 00:55:20,670 --> 00:55:25,740 to get some help 565 00:55:21,659 --> 00:55:29,929 let's go hold it John okay what about 566 00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:34,250 the rest of you what do you want to do 567 00:55:29,929 --> 00:55:34,250 chin what do you think 568 00:55:35,380 --> 00:55:43,630 we should not be here well Jesus there's 569 00:55:38,079 --> 00:55:46,829 not much we can do about that come on 570 00:55:43,630 --> 00:55:46,829 let's get the show on the road 571 00:55:55,480 --> 00:56:03,449 [Music] 572 00:56:12,048 --> 00:56:33,849 I think our chances of spotting a 573 00:56:30,469 --> 00:56:33,849 drugstore are next to nil 574 00:56:53,099 --> 00:56:58,889 hell of a lake you want to stop here 575 00:56:56,099 --> 00:57:05,730 we got half an hour daylight left let's 576 00:56:58,889 --> 00:57:15,329 keep going okay hold this is where we 577 00:57:05,730 --> 00:57:17,010 care for the night the one mistake we 578 00:57:15,329 --> 00:57:19,400 made chin was not bringing a case of 579 00:57:17,010 --> 00:57:19,400 generous 580 00:57:21,300 --> 00:57:26,370 [Applause] 581 00:57:23,119 --> 00:57:28,289 let's go Lloyd who elected you the 582 00:57:26,369 --> 00:57:30,119 leader nobody I'm just saying we gotta 583 00:57:28,289 --> 00:57:32,610 get out I don't give a crap what you're 584 00:57:30,119 --> 00:57:36,389 saying I got as much right as anybody to 585 00:57:32,610 --> 00:57:37,890 call the shots in this group another 586 00:57:36,389 --> 00:57:38,849 thing of a leak stay the hell away from 587 00:57:37,889 --> 00:57:40,230 my wife 588 00:57:38,849 --> 00:57:42,349 well I'm Mike you don't have time for 589 00:57:40,230 --> 00:57:46,409 games who wants to camp here let him oh 590 00:57:42,349 --> 00:57:50,489 I see body beautiful thinks he's gonna 591 00:57:46,409 --> 00:57:51,239 call the shots let's go wait a minute I 592 00:57:50,489 --> 00:57:55,319 want to know if you're the new 593 00:57:51,239 --> 00:58:11,699 self-appointed leader can never put your 594 00:57:55,320 --> 00:58:14,720 hand on me again all right that's it 595 00:58:11,699 --> 00:58:15,439 we're gonna camp here for the night 596 00:58:14,719 --> 00:58:18,209 [Applause] 597 00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:20,200 [Music] 598 00:58:18,210 --> 00:58:24,519 you're not thinking about going for a 599 00:58:20,199 --> 00:58:26,859 swim are you you know 600 00:58:24,519 --> 00:58:30,429 Asian Parata twice as big as the South 601 00:58:26,860 --> 00:58:33,570 American kind how do you know that in 602 00:58:30,429 --> 00:58:36,549 the war I saw a Vietcong fed to him 603 00:58:33,570 --> 00:58:39,220 that's okay people react to pressure in 604 00:58:36,550 --> 00:58:41,580 little ways Michael thank you for um 605 00:58:39,219 --> 00:58:46,389 watching off the group 606 00:58:41,579 --> 00:58:48,940 [Music] 607 00:58:46,389 --> 00:58:49,719 I hope I'm not overstepping my 608 00:58:48,940 --> 00:58:54,760 boundaries 609 00:58:49,719 --> 00:59:00,028 I think the group needs a leader that's 610 00:58:54,760 --> 00:59:00,028 not what I mean I mean with you 611 00:59:02,730 --> 00:59:09,358 I'm sorry that's not fair me no it's 612 00:59:04,889 --> 00:59:13,319 fair it's just not simple Boyd is a 613 00:59:09,358 --> 00:59:15,389 really nice man he needs really well he 614 00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:20,780 just drinks too much and gets a little 615 00:59:15,389 --> 00:59:20,779 confused sometimes do you love him 616 00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:25,850 No 617 00:59:24,079 --> 00:59:58,009 I can't tell you how much I wanted to 618 00:59:25,849 --> 01:00:01,659 hear that this is the place on the 619 00:59:58,010 --> 01:00:01,660 brochure you superstitious 620 01:00:09,409 --> 01:00:15,500 this must be the place where they bury 621 01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:15,500 the goddamn kung foo fighters 622 01:00:30,690 --> 01:00:35,840 [Music] 623 01:00:36,710 --> 01:00:39,929 [Applause] 624 01:00:45,289 --> 01:00:52,998 [Music] 625 01:01:01,309 --> 01:01:04,440 [Applause] 626 01:01:10,340 --> 01:01:15,579 [Applause] 627 01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:21,140 [Music] 628 01:01:15,579 --> 01:01:32,179 yeah let's do this in a movie once 629 01:01:21,139 --> 01:01:32,179 [Music] 630 01:01:41,369 --> 01:01:44,710 [Music] 631 01:01:41,739 --> 01:01:46,819 [Applause] 632 01:01:44,710 --> 01:01:47,860 [Music] 633 01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:51,179 [Applause] 634 01:01:47,860 --> 01:01:51,179 [Music] 635 01:01:57,420 --> 01:02:35,280 [Music] 636 01:02:37,519 --> 01:02:49,989 [Music] 637 01:02:46,210 --> 01:02:52,440 [Applause] 638 01:02:49,989 --> 01:02:55,518 [Music] 639 01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:55,519 [Applause] 640 01:02:58,650 --> 01:03:13,780 [Music] 641 01:03:18,059 --> 01:03:21,659 [Music] 642 01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:35,459 [Music] 643 01:03:47,829 --> 01:03:51,909 [Applause] 644 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:55,059 [Music] 645 01:03:51,909 --> 01:03:55,059 [Applause] 646 01:04:00,130 --> 01:04:04,970 now I know I know that guy 647 01:04:02,539 --> 01:04:06,110 who a guy with this bazooka he's the guy 648 01:04:04,969 --> 01:04:07,939 I saw at that cathouse 649 01:04:06,110 --> 01:04:09,829 he took a look at the brochure and he 650 01:04:07,940 --> 01:04:10,820 warned us not to come here it still 651 01:04:09,829 --> 01:04:12,860 doesn't answer the question why doesn't 652 01:04:10,820 --> 01:04:17,300 want us here there must be something 653 01:04:12,860 --> 01:04:23,030 here they don't want us to see first 654 01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:29,960 there's some gentleman behind us welcome 655 01:04:23,030 --> 01:04:35,690 my friends who they allow us I wanted to 656 01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:40,990 ask you the same question follow me what 657 01:04:35,690 --> 01:04:40,990 do you think like the man said it's foul 658 01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:59,769 you came on this island without 659 01:04:56,650 --> 01:05:02,440 permission we had no choice but you are 660 01:04:59,769 --> 01:05:07,750 still trespassing that's bullshit 661 01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:10,900 John cool it okay you guys say you have 662 01:05:07,750 --> 01:05:12,010 no radio could you lend us a boat that's 663 01:05:10,900 --> 01:05:13,720 a possibility 664 01:05:12,010 --> 01:05:14,800 let's Gloria here these guys are jerking 665 01:05:13,719 --> 01:05:19,739 us around you're not gonna give us 666 01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:24,210 diddly if you want help you must earn it 667 01:05:19,739 --> 01:05:27,639 how by proving yourself in battle 668 01:05:24,210 --> 01:05:30,909 we were not convinced on what we saw in 669 01:05:27,639 --> 01:05:37,440 the cemetery your opponents showed 670 01:05:30,909 --> 01:05:41,739 cowardice went rest you must demonstrate 671 01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:43,300 superior fighting skills for you to 672 01:05:41,739 --> 01:05:45,879 redeem yourselves 673 01:05:43,300 --> 01:05:49,870 I got you redeemed what do you want us 674 01:05:45,880 --> 01:06:02,590 to do fight our champions if you defeat 675 01:05:49,869 --> 01:06:03,609 them we will help you could be a lot 676 01:06:02,590 --> 01:06:15,550 worse if we don't get anything to drink 677 01:06:03,610 --> 01:06:16,720 at all I didn't know that a lot of cops 678 01:06:15,550 --> 01:06:24,340 were after me 679 01:06:16,719 --> 01:06:26,049 the gas company that's funny isn't this 680 01:06:24,340 --> 01:06:29,890 what you call an old-fashioned all-out 681 01:06:26,050 --> 01:06:33,120 no-strings jungle thief let's cut the 682 01:06:29,889 --> 01:06:33,119 ceremonies and get on with the fight 683 01:06:33,179 --> 01:06:46,039 gladiators of guess 684 01:06:35,059 --> 01:07:11,340 [Music] 685 01:06:46,039 --> 01:07:17,269 come forward so that you can - you are 686 01:07:11,340 --> 01:07:17,269 not the powers and losers and in society 687 01:07:19,489 --> 01:07:28,919 master invisible make it stronger so 688 01:07:27,110 --> 01:07:31,989 they can 689 01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,989 [Music] 690 01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:39,550 [Music] 691 01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:50,849 [Music] 692 01:07:56,880 --> 01:08:38,560 yeah maybe you can the guided tours at 693 01:08:33,729 --> 01:08:43,298 Universal you did I'm sorry 694 01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:46,359 male ooh isn't it yes I was at your 695 01:08:43,298 --> 01:08:48,488 place when I rated you really had me 696 01:08:46,359 --> 01:08:51,579 food there I take you take you it's one 697 01:08:48,488 --> 01:08:53,139 of the kidnappers that day I'm not one 698 01:08:51,579 --> 01:08:54,519 of the kidnappers none of us are we want 699 01:08:53,140 --> 01:08:59,230 to get off this island as bad as you do 700 01:08:54,520 --> 01:09:02,219 Oh sacred masters in the sky in steel 701 01:08:59,229 --> 01:09:07,439 our fighting cadavers with Kiki 702 01:09:02,219 --> 01:09:07,439 slashing strength to execute righteous 703 01:09:10,710 --> 01:09:16,368 [Music] 704 01:09:13,509 --> 01:09:17,020 we will get you off your cider that's a 705 01:09:16,368 --> 01:09:20,420 promise 706 01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:21,710 go round up your friends yeah right but 707 01:09:20,420 --> 01:09:25,969 there are two more girls the mugs 708 01:09:21,710 --> 01:09:28,219 haven't released yet inside there let's 709 01:09:25,969 --> 01:09:29,349 go get him you stay here and uh keep an 710 01:09:28,219 --> 01:09:33,489 eye on things 711 01:09:29,349 --> 01:09:33,489 hey the other ones an American 712 01:09:34,359 --> 01:09:40,039 [Music] 713 01:09:46,689 --> 01:10:00,220 [Music] 714 01:10:15,060 --> 01:10:18,430 [Applause] 715 01:10:15,380 --> 01:10:18,430 [Music] 716 01:10:28,359 --> 01:10:36,288 [Applause] 717 01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:43,609 [Music] 718 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:53,289 [Music] 719 01:10:50,199 --> 01:10:53,289 [Applause] 720 01:11:01,689 --> 01:11:10,369 [Music] 721 01:11:19,250 --> 01:11:23,738 [Music] 722 01:11:29,479 --> 01:11:32,639 [Music] 723 01:11:36,420 --> 01:11:42,340 [Music] 724 01:11:49,539 --> 01:11:53,679 [Music] 725 01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:53,679 [Applause] 726 01:12:07,590 --> 01:12:12,170 [Music] 727 01:12:15,510 --> 01:12:26,350 [Music] 728 01:12:30,689 --> 01:12:33,869 [Music] 729 01:12:44,409 --> 01:12:47,500 [Music] 730 01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:55,270 [Applause] 731 01:12:54,220 --> 01:12:58,548 [Music] 732 01:12:55,270 --> 01:12:58,549 [Applause] 733 01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:21,310 [Music] 734 01:13:24,869 --> 01:13:28,349 [Music] 735 01:13:30,470 --> 01:13:44,909 [Music] 736 01:13:49,029 --> 01:13:55,550 [Music] 737 01:13:57,680 --> 01:14:05,119 [Music] 738 01:14:17,238 --> 01:14:29,779 stop it's okay baby it's okay 739 01:14:49,909 --> 01:14:55,130 [Music] 740 01:15:00,170 --> 01:15:05,869 [Laughter] 741 01:15:07,380 --> 01:15:11,939 [Music] 742 01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:20,050 that's how we're leaving - let's hit it 743 01:15:26,770 --> 01:15:37,880 this is the last one Koopa anymore and 744 01:15:32,989 --> 01:15:41,079 the plane won't be able to take off that 745 01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:41,079 would be a hell of a nod wouldn't it 746 01:15:47,710 --> 01:15:55,640 don't get too close to the water 747 01:15:50,390 --> 01:15:58,300 I'm telling you it's full of piranhas eh 748 01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:58,300 funny looking 749 01:15:59,930 --> 01:16:03,298 [Applause] 750 01:16:07,729 --> 01:16:17,699 what's that grease Harry I think it's 751 01:16:12,810 --> 01:16:24,180 some kind of mine I think it's a Jade 752 01:16:17,699 --> 01:16:26,159 mine hazel wait John and I are gonna 753 01:16:24,180 --> 01:16:31,740 check out the airplane you guys wait 754 01:16:26,159 --> 01:16:33,840 here got the plane if that doesn't work 755 01:16:31,739 --> 01:16:36,869 with cooking so listen I know you feel 756 01:16:33,840 --> 01:16:39,590 sorry about losing all your buddies but 757 01:16:36,869 --> 01:16:41,460 was this all a change you can retire I 758 01:16:39,590 --> 01:16:43,289 think we should have gone with the 759 01:16:41,460 --> 01:16:44,880 original sauce in the first place 760 01:16:43,289 --> 01:16:50,220 instead of haggling with a bunch of 761 01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:52,079 cannibals I don't believe this 762 01:16:50,220 --> 01:16:54,500 believe it let's go check out the 763 01:16:52,079 --> 01:16:54,500 cockpit 764 01:17:02,319 --> 01:17:20,750 you fly the spray maybe fucking find the 765 01:17:08,689 --> 01:17:22,909 keys whose I'll accept okay everybody 766 01:17:20,750 --> 01:17:25,069 listen up please we can't find the keys 767 01:17:22,909 --> 01:17:26,210 the ignition but if everybody gets in 768 01:17:25,069 --> 01:17:28,279 the airplane I'm gonna see if I can 769 01:17:26,210 --> 01:17:31,730 cross the wires okay okay okay 770 01:17:28,279 --> 01:17:33,939 that's far enough sorry we have to keep 771 01:17:31,729 --> 01:17:35,839 meeting under these circumstances 772 01:17:33,939 --> 01:17:37,969 actually if you had listened to me in 773 01:17:35,840 --> 01:17:40,190 the first place about not coming here 774 01:17:37,970 --> 01:17:43,510 the bloody scene which is about to 775 01:17:40,189 --> 01:17:43,509 happen could have been avoided 776 01:17:47,239 --> 01:17:52,238 [Applause] 777 01:17:55,289 --> 01:17:59,079 [Music] 778 01:17:57,079 --> 01:17:59,079 Oh 779 01:18:10,170 --> 01:18:15,770 [Music] 780 01:18:20,220 --> 01:18:27,239 [Music] 781 01:18:30,350 --> 01:18:35,789 [Music] 782 01:18:47,720 --> 01:19:24,569 [Music] 783 01:19:29,069 --> 01:19:32,179 [Music] 784 01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:39,729 [Music] 785 01:19:44,670 --> 01:19:47,770 [Music] 786 01:19:55,960 --> 01:19:59,130 [Applause] 787 01:20:09,819 --> 01:20:12,938 [Music] 788 01:20:35,300 --> 01:20:39,729 [Music] 789 01:20:42,609 --> 01:20:46,130 [Music] 790 01:20:47,279 --> 01:20:50,969 [Applause] 791 01:20:53,319 --> 01:21:06,559 [Music] 792 01:21:13,439 --> 01:21:16,478 [Music] 793 01:21:26,420 --> 01:21:41,340 [Music] 794 01:21:50,029 --> 01:21:54,009 [Music] 795 01:22:02,710 --> 01:22:09,908 [Music] 796 01:22:17,659 --> 01:22:22,859 [Music] 797 01:22:20,010 --> 01:22:26,320 this time we're gonna be partners a 798 01:22:22,859 --> 01:22:29,039 bridge where's old goat chin I gotta 799 01:22:26,319 --> 01:22:29,039 tell him he's gesturing 800 01:22:44,260 --> 01:22:46,590 yeah 801 01:22:48,720 --> 01:22:54,469 [Music] 802 01:22:59,689 --> 01:23:05,728 [Music] 803 01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:39,190 finally get this thing up get it up 804 01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:41,010 [Music] 805 01:23:39,189 --> 01:24:08,919 [Applause] 806 01:23:41,010 --> 01:24:08,920 [Music] 807 01:24:10,979 --> 01:24:44,498 [Music] 808 01:24:59,119 --> 01:25:52,418 [Music] 809 01:26:11,689 --> 01:26:15,409 [Music] 810 01:26:15,420 --> 01:26:17,480 you 77016

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