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with albatrosses

where was it

Saigon's and borneo

direction wasn't flying

somewhere

minutes market- or we can see within

that tail over was it

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my man

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get us morning good morning good morning

mr. sphere the cops are closed Koopa for

you please has a ladies undress

I think you've got a deal there charlie

I thought what became let's see see if

investors get away versus start breaking

necks hey that's no good man then we

can't come back next week with another

load you dig what I'm saying yeah but

what are you gonna do with the broad you

can't see her back on the airplane with

us dr. Jade and revé go

Jesus

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these are heavy

hey how about me sorry honey

just a home on airplane bullshit buster

I didn't have to come here

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raise the dead that's what says let me

see that

discovered by Captain James Cook in 1779

warriors silent is supposed to be the

burial ground of disgraced martial

artists inhabited by a bizarre sect of

monks Wylie blew throughout the Orient

to raise the dead warriors from their

graves to repel attacks or threats by

outsiders the island was bypassed by the

Japanese Imperial Army during World War

two

still glad you came by it sounds like

it's gonna be quite a trip where else

can you get six weeks for a grand

complete well I don't know I thought to

do something like Love Boat in the flesh

hurry up we're ready to embark this is

positively my last sailing for that

woman said the same thing last time

captain

time before that too this time I mean it

I mean all she wants is profit

let's bend a nickel in this tub I mean

look at it

crappy maintenance inept crew well

present company excepted it worth your

tailor your Schwartz and you with the

O'Malley right he's the guy that decided

to come to the last minute still want to

own your own Chinese restaurant one day

yes sir hmm you do that you'll never

make it on the weight cheaply

ever there's only one word for you madam

that is cheap listen I want you guys to

meet my chef he's pretty good at that

country's baby you guys to get together

we'll put our little show or something

helping cook is gonna fight got a big

appetite I bet you do babe Oh feel that

come on guys let's go this is back we're

ready to weigh anchor when you are

I pay a modest compliment sorry I

thought the lady was alone oh sit down

here have none of my martinis this is my

husband Louie

how you doing when we get together the

way to get flies pull out the booze and

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you know it's bad enough that our bar

blocks my view now my wind is broken

one day you'll go too far let's have a

big hand folks and exciting performance

of cogency

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my colleagues get ready for their next

stunt I'd like to give a short lesson to

the ladies and self-defense now I'll

need one volunteer

go ahead cookie he doesn't have to know

you're on the LAPD SWAT team how about

you

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okay

now the first thing I want you people to

see is the wrong way to bend off an

attack now what would you do if I came

at you with a knife I certainly wouldn't

tell you okay just do it see what I mean

I haven't done it yet

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three cases of smirnoff vodka and two

cases of Johnnie Walker

god forbid we should run out of liquor

you can bet they don't sell it on

warriors Ireland we're supposed to sell

Pine Island not go on a lot of our pants

and just want to go ashore and take

pictures of the monks no one is

permitted Buddha except martial arts

outcasts even they allowed to go there

that's right the Potters build our

country

I'm sorry chin it's one of the places

our passengers paid to see same foot in

Ireland

we're in both wrath of Buddha will you

do me a favor don't be so damn

superstitious oh and check out our

stores of olives and pretzels sure you

don't to see kickboxing with this fight

no thanks John I'm going shopping with

an Lloyd at Heiser

then we're gonna catch a live section

just ready let's go

tomorrow morning

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concentrate Oh monkey brains is the best

physical ever fine believe try anything

once

where are we next I want you all to see

the Kmart of the J train you won't

believe this it was something else there

you go thanks a lot

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wait I know where wait a minute I've got

an idea

aren't you bushed oh no particular yes

you are why don't Mike and I grabbed a

cab back to the ship that soak our

course and Epsom salts that way bitch

you'll have a dance partner tonight all

right

taxi

see later

900 1/2 general Nathan Street what's

that

don't Alice of 1001 pleasures but what

it's a cathouse Oh Lord right now I

really don't feel like going anyplace

this is the only chance I got to hit

this joint you're my cover you don't

have to do anything if you don't want to

okay but I don't want to stay long

Thanks

they do volume I guess 550 pounds of

uncut double-a gray Jade a week and our

only real expense is the airplane and we

got that sir you realize fuel cost

nowadays what's the difference I still

think I'm entitled to more than 10% of

the profits but if some unk's refused to

cardigan like they did the last time

well like you said man

then we starve a kin heads look they

need us as much as we need them right

this is in vain gum it's time left

I think we'd better go

this won't take long

what's all this he must be trashed get

the else

I hear the insides great iron cat house

is legal here no seems like they

shouldn't be that must be it

whoever named this place the palace of a

thousand one pleasures hi guys my name's

Mei Lu come on you thanks doll

I go first see this our check the exits

if I don't come out under five minutes

you come in questions no man

is up ahead what other ones have real

Cooper there are my binoculars don't

second floor it's a good time there

won't be many customers there now

maybe not

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oh that's nice you know you go down

there

how long will you be in town just a day

tonight our ship sails in the morning

way to a place called warriors Island

give her

hello I mean you come here

out the joint for you

how come a month for the power to raise

her dead I imagine it's a closely

guarded secret and you've never heard of

the blows I'm strictly a city girl

anybody here going to warriors Island I

am have you heard of it

damn light company years ago I was stuck

there no kidding it's a terrible place

mom dad

find the heli going there if you don't

mind my asking

I understand it's where martial arts

criminals meet their maker that's pure

bullshit mind friend let me give you

some good advice I would avoid boyars

Island like the Black Plague

what's that baby mamas I forgot this

month next time

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I sign

who's the sale buy diamond wanna

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I have to go and talk captain dark so

they busted thought and then Lloyd and I

went out the window tap I just can't see

you in a whorehouse in the middle of the

afternoon

mike is like I was just doing the guy

favor Gary the joint must have done

something pretty bad for the police will

raid maybe the girls have a disease soon

as I get enough money stashed away I'm

gonna buy my own ship started taking

orders silly female smart Mary that's

where you could come in I'm gonna be

need enough recreation directed by the

way what's your plan of business now

ladies luncheon

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oh I got a man about a horse that's him

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what's your problem just shut up and

walk at it yes sir anything you say sir

let's have another round say Catherine

sure

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come on beep coming

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you know I thought he was a fag till I

fell his knife a knife can I deal with

this after but one thing's for certain

what's awesome Jade you have to stop

those fools no question man where what

the hell happened last night you were

supposed to kidnap the captain this is

ridiculous I told you next time we won't

miss don't worry I've got this fantastic

plan don't worry he says I guaranteed

that ship will never reach warriors

Island the plan is already in operation

this time tomorrow everybody aboard that

ship will be dead

big lobster chop suey and french fried

squid those of you who wish to try one

of mrs. bucks mommy will you please get

down go mrs. buck

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let me see so many weirdos there are a

lot of people here the packed in like

sardines

I think it's somebody's birthday would

you say your name was

cookie wrench oh hello you've been a cop

for years what do you do I'm a male

stripper really it's interesting

excuse me I'm here the stang gang in a

Marina del Rey hey on the star

attraction there could I have another

sweet vermouth on the rocks baby I have

a boyfriend say yeah you're pretty do

you have a sister

no but I have a cousin someplace you

know like I was saying before I you'd be

surprised at the number of chef girls

you need ruin a forklift

where'd you call him construction booth

he's jealous

next to you the others are nothing

hey Jon more beer a MILF I was like all

right you know milkers contact

full-contact karate champion of west

coast

attention everybody there is steve

Polanski's 30th birthday that's your

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you're not concentrating on this then

you're too tense maybe some three in one

oil the stallion galleon it's the girls

only hosi stalin's some old-timers come

here to hate his famous actress I think

you guys would know one she sits by the

stage got a scene she shoves hundred

dollar bills down

my ex-boyfriend could make love to me -

I did a striptease first what do you

call that fetishes who's into fetishes

that's really sick hmm I don't know I

kinda liked it myself

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can use a couple more girl sure come on

in

you may not believe this you do but we

have to relax okay gorgeous isn't it yes

would you like to meet him my pleasure

we were looking around the room and

decided you are the handsomest man here

thank you my friend Betty is doing a

centerfold

I think it's goodbye to be seen with the

tractive looking men oh if you play your

cards right she can be always I'm sorry

hazel sort of no problem tell me about

the centerfold well it's really not for

positive sure yet well we still have why

are you doing it for the money

well like I said I don't even know if I

for the publicity well sure I guess you

could say that I you're not doing it for

publicity I know why you're doing it why

am i doing it for the devil the devil

yeah look around this place it's the

devil's den

are you joking no good

The Devil's no joke I've been eyeing you

since Long Beach yeah care for a great

okay about a green gravedigger this time

a green what the hell is that

vodka creme de menthe and a lot of

cracked ice hey babe you're strapped sit

down have you seen Eileen she left with

Big John see in the old days uh best

killer like the Shogun earn-in g4 be

able to define anything they damn well

please oh yeah that may be three things

you bully fight dirty or run away did

any of those things they were all cast

in society the only thing could make

things right with by committing suicide

why did they do that on warriors Island

well they believe that the month would

make them raise again from the dead to

fight that way they would get a second

chance

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probably not

just a fantasy

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I hope you're for real

I'm flat-out crazy Bocelli

I don't know I felt like this about a

girl before it's the truth

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everybody myself included the propeller

20 minutes I think we're gonna rock it

loose

are you one of those Vietnam veterans

it's always demonstrating on TV there

are we treated me a ok what you do in

the army I flew a new you Cobra a

helicopter right machine a war though

would be a better time had 16 guns and

was capable of firing 948 rounds per

second really what kind of work do you

do now hey Knight say cheese karate at

the Burbank karate club how about you

days

I'm a certified public accountant hey

where's Lloyd where he always is in the

bar drinking himself silly what if your

wife shows up I'm telling you baby she

won't we're only gonna be five minutes

come on right we're just fine

you're alright come on before my wife

just gotta make it you know you haven't

got all night just relax

what do you mean relaxed jeez I am

relaxed let's go alright next thing I

know the dudes hold not an 11 inch

switchblade coming towards me I wish

I've been there to help you out she's

got a black belt anyway here comes

history I got no place to go

just like in the movies but lucky for me

I'm fast on my feet

no plate for 25 pounds of sugar eating

at fuel tank who's got my arrow

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one of mine

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velocity is

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gee whiz your boyfriend must have been

far out yeah I guess you could say that

what do you do for a living I belong to

the Mafia it was a hood what do you do

me I teach third grade by the way

where's your boyfriend now he's dead

he's dead

oh I'm sorry to hear that

don't be he was a no-good bastard oh

well sometimes it just he just couldn't

keep his hands off other women I'd come

home and find them in my bed he was a

rotten son of a bitch so one day I had

enough I couldn't take it anymore so I

ended it ah I see and you took his

cruise to get him out of your mind all

right I took this cruise to get myself

out of the country what there's a stupid

little murder warrant out for my arrest

oh well I sure hope they get this boat

going I'm real anxious to get to

Warriors Island and see the monks

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why should we go the entertainer

hey let the boys in the boiler room Jen

you're gonna luckiest son of a bitch

I've ever seen

they make 60 fuck you

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hey where you going I want another beer

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what was that that was low come on

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what is this go hide on upstairs stairs

stay with the girls

I just thought of something what if my

roommate gets done working out early

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holy smokes who the heck is he

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send down a mayday call

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yeah

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Mayday Mayday this is star Los Angeles

latitude 13 degrees 38 minutes north

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your filthy hands off me asshole

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jesus H Christ on fire

take that you dirty bastards just when I

find the goddamn gun they set fire to

the goddamn Jim come on

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boy

okay no net fun

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a Dios

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it's a big holiday I told you these

monks wouldn't get fancy we still are ah

we got a good thing going for us here

pooper one basket is this shit is worth

over $200,000 you know there's one thing

I can't understand if the monks like sex

so much why not they go directly to a

whorehouse and buy themselves dinner

binds the girls for sex then why are

they violent food they claim that female

flesh gives him the power to raise the

dead

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what's our chance of being excited zero

we're at least a couple hundred miles

from the commercial shipping lanes we're

taking water on really fast

don't worry hazel everything

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Wow how long you think this graph will

stay afloat about a day tops of a

certain part he hasn't been so damn

cheat when it came to maintenance

we could stay adrift for a week at least

ah what's that there

use the rest of our boys must left us

and that is I've done a great job in

this little operation I'm running so I

decided to increase your share of the

profits to 15% hey all right are you

sure they barbecue up

they don't just boil them in a pot say

barbecues them what's that what said

popping

it's people a mall it's those people

from the ship you stupid son of a bitch

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that's what

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save your breath son you're only talking

to the Sharks the South China Sea is

famous for sharks

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what's that it's the mail later

go ahead hazel you'll feel better mother

where are we well I would say this is

warriors island what's the next move

we've got two choices

we can stay here on the beach and wait

for help but we can Trek inland and try

to get some help

let's go hold it John okay what about

the rest of you what do you want to do

chin what do you think

we should not be here well Jesus there's

not much we can do about that come on

let's get the show on the road

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I think our chances of spotting a

drugstore are next to nil

hell of a lake you want to stop here

we got half an hour daylight left let's

keep going okay hold this is where we

care for the night the one mistake we

made chin was not bringing a case of

generous

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let's go Lloyd who elected you the

leader nobody I'm just saying we gotta

get out I don't give a crap what you're

saying I got as much right as anybody to

call the shots in this group another

thing of a leak stay the hell away from

my wife

well I'm Mike you don't have time for

games who wants to camp here let him oh

I see body beautiful thinks he's gonna

call the shots let's go wait a minute I

want to know if you're the new

self-appointed leader can never put your

hand on me again all right that's it

we're gonna camp here for the night

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you're not thinking about going for a

swim are you you know

Asian Parata twice as big as the South

American kind how do you know that in

the war I saw a Vietcong fed to him

that's okay people react to pressure in

little ways Michael thank you for um

watching off the group

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I hope I'm not overstepping my

boundaries

I think the group needs a leader that's

not what I mean I mean with you

I'm sorry that's not fair me no it's

fair it's just not simple Boyd is a

really nice man he needs really well he

just drinks too much and gets a little

confused sometimes do you love him

No

I can't tell you how much I wanted to

hear that this is the place on the

brochure you superstitious

this must be the place where they bury

the goddamn kung foo fighters

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yeah let's do this in a movie once

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now I know I know that guy

who a guy with this bazooka he's the guy

I saw at that cathouse

he took a look at the brochure and he

warned us not to come here it still

doesn't answer the question why doesn't

want us here there must be something

here they don't want us to see first

there's some gentleman behind us welcome

my friends who they allow us I wanted to

ask you the same question follow me what

do you think like the man said it's foul

you came on this island without

permission we had no choice but you are

still trespassing that's bullshit

John cool it okay you guys say you have

no radio could you lend us a boat that's

a possibility

let's Gloria here these guys are jerking

us around you're not gonna give us

diddly if you want help you must earn it

how by proving yourself in battle

we were not convinced on what we saw in

the cemetery your opponents showed

cowardice went rest you must demonstrate

superior fighting skills for you to

redeem yourselves

I got you redeemed what do you want us

to do fight our champions if you defeat

them we will help you could be a lot

worse if we don't get anything to drink

at all I didn't know that a lot of cops

were after me

the gas company that's funny isn't this

what you call an old-fashioned all-out

no-strings jungle thief let's cut the

ceremonies and get on with the fight

gladiators of guess

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come forward so that you can - you are

not the powers and losers and in society

master invisible make it stronger so

they can

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yeah maybe you can the guided tours at

Universal you did I'm sorry

male ooh isn't it yes I was at your

place when I rated you really had me

food there I take you take you it's one

of the kidnappers that day I'm not one

of the kidnappers none of us are we want

to get off this island as bad as you do

Oh sacred masters in the sky in steel

our fighting cadavers with Kiki

slashing strength to execute righteous

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we will get you off your cider that's a

promise

go round up your friends yeah right but

there are two more girls the mugs

haven't released yet inside there let's

go get him you stay here and uh keep an

eye on things

hey the other ones an American

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stop it's okay baby it's okay

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that's how we're leaving - let's hit it

this is the last one Koopa anymore and

the plane won't be able to take off that

would be a hell of a nod wouldn't it

don't get too close to the water

I'm telling you it's full of piranhas eh

funny looking

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what's that grease Harry I think it's

some kind of mine I think it's a Jade

mine hazel wait John and I are gonna

check out the airplane you guys wait

here got the plane if that doesn't work

with cooking so listen I know you feel

sorry about losing all your buddies but

was this all a change you can retire I

think we should have gone with the

original sauce in the first place

instead of haggling with a bunch of

cannibals I don't believe this

believe it let's go check out the

cockpit

you fly the spray maybe fucking find the

keys whose I'll accept okay everybody

listen up please we can't find the keys

the ignition but if everybody gets in

the airplane I'm gonna see if I can

cross the wires okay okay okay

that's far enough sorry we have to keep

meeting under these circumstances

actually if you had listened to me in

the first place about not coming here

the bloody scene which is about to

happen could have been avoided

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this time we're gonna be partners a

bridge where's old goat chin I gotta

tell him he's gesturing

yeah

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finally get this thing up get it up

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you