Original subtitles

-Where are we going? -You sit here,

since you're the empress.

-Is kim running on time? -Are you freaking out already?

Do you want a glass of wine or something?

-No. -To calm down?

Just don't like people who are late.

My assistant's on vacation.

I have no help.

Wow, that's why you're so speedy.

(laughs)

kris: I'm feeling really

excited to roll into the holidays,

but of course my assistant needs time off

during the busiest time of the year.

So I need help.

I don't know what to do.

Would you like me to help you?

You know I'm a great assistant.

I've been one of your secretaries before.

Yes, that was when the rolodex days were in,

and everything was

-tangible, but... -The rolodex days?

I feel like it's still in my soul.

I want to be like matthew behind you with my little sneakers.

Are you trying to sell yourself to me?

Yeah.

I would absolutely love

to take you up on

helping me out.

Sign me up.

From an outsider looking in, I think an assistant to my mom

would be someone that gets

to her before she even, you know,

wakes up or needs something.

But me, I know my mom so well

that I'll just know, I'll just get it.

I'm really organized, I'm really diligent, I'm on top of things.

I got this.

Oh, look who the sunshine brought in.

Khloe: It's kk-dub.

(bad boston accent): Smells like a nice garlic in here.

-Oh. -Hi, how are you?

-Not good. -Why?

My assistant's on vacation and I'm freaking out.

I have so much stuff that I can't get done.

-Oh. -Khloe: But don't worry.

She just hired another one.

Right here in this restaurant.

Her name is khloe alexandra.

-You should've let her guess... -Oh.

-...Who the (bleep) you hired. -Back to your roots?

Going back to my roots.

Why don't you interview khloe for me right now?

-Okay. (clears her throat) -okay, you ready?

So who have you worked for in the past?

Kris jenner, robert kardashian,

brandy norwood, kk-dub.

What would be a typical...

Day with one of your previous clients?

Kris jenner just refused to get out of bed

before I taped up her neck and her eyes a certain way.

Do you want to keep asking me questions?

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

oh, hey.

Khloe: Hey, hairstyle!

Kim: I know.

You just sleep in that?

Kim: No, I just had it done today.

-Oh, I was gonna say holy crap. -So...

Kanye told me that

he doesn't want

the responsibility to have

the christmas eve party at our house this year.

And that he wants to give it back to mom.

Khloe: Christmas eve is

a huge party holiday for us.

It's what we look forward to every year.

And that's always been something that

my mom did.

Kim: I think it started in 1980.

-What do you want for christmas, kimberly? -Teddy ruxpin.

Kim: And I just remember all this christmas music in the house

and the party getting set up and the catering and the food

and then the house would fill up with all of our friends.

And it was just the best night ever.

I'm so excited to have you guys all here tonight.

(indistinct chatter, clamoring)

I just feel bad...

Because it meant so much to mom, this party,

and she was, like, crying so much when I took it.

It was, like, this passing of the baton.

The thought of actually not doing it

at my house...

Makes me sad, it does.

-It makes me so sad. -Aw...

It's not just a party.

It's changing of the guards.

And then now I'm just, like, throwing it back at her.

You know, like, I don't want her to think that I'm not grateful.

I mean, do you think there's a chance

mom would want to take it back?

I don't even know how to break it to her.

I think we can have a conversation and see.

If... What does this mean if no one wants to take it over?

Like, that we're just not gonna have a christmas eve party

for the first year in 40 years?

♪ ♪

scott: I heard that time you guys

had at your mom's was amazing. At your old house?

-For the birthday? -Oh, yeah, it was.

-It was really-- -yeah, I heard everybody

-was, like, super emotional. -Yeah, kourtney was, like,

-the most emotional. She, like, cried from -that's good.

-Every step in the house. -Yeah, and so

now the kids keep asking me about our childhood growing up.

Like, do you have any pictures, of, like, the little dog

-you had that was like hersh? -Oh, they always ask...

-So I, like, don't really... -...Kanye, too.

-What's all this? -These are just...

-Can I go through? -See?

Stuff that's been at kourtney's forever.

-You and kourt cleaned out your mom's house? -Yeah.

-And dad's house, right? -Mm-hmm.

So is this everything that you took?

(chuckles) evidently.

I mean, I think I sold the house with whatever was in it.

-Yeah -and then, like, a lot of stuff

we just, like, threw out.

It wasn't, like, a major priority.

Scott: You know, listen.

Losing my parents is not an easy subject

for me to talk about.

It puts me in a very vulnerable place

to remember them and think about them and...

Remember old times.

Jeffrey: Scott, you did great today at temple.

And I love you and have another great 13 years,

and then 70 more, you'll be, like, 96.

Bonnie: Hi, scott, I'm very proud of you.

I knew you'd do good, but you did better

than I thought you would. I love you very much.

You're all of my life.

Man: Put your hands together for the entire family.

Congratulations.

Scott: I definitely want them to not be forgotten.

And I want to explain them as much

I can to my kids and I think with the pictures,

it's great, but...

You know...

I want to be able to talk to them more about it.

Kim: Do you have

anything else from your childhood?

Like, do you remember--?

I remember my childhood.

I just don't have, like, a ton of--

are there people that you still talk to?

I mean, the only person I really talk to that's, like,

family, would be, like...

My uncle dave, who lives in new york.

How often do you talk to him?

Not often, like not often enough, either, like...

I just, like, never see him and he's always, like,

"if you ever want me to come out,

"stay with you for a weekend,

"see your kids,

-tell you stories." -oh, my god, you have to.

And I'm like... Yeah, and I just keep forgetting to do it.

-Like, honestly. -You have to do it.

Scott: Growing up, my dad

had a best friend named dave,

and he was kind of like, you know,

the quintessential fake uncle.

He's a designer, and he worked for my dad,

like, when my dad had a clothing business, too.

-Oh, my god. -And he's the sweetest guy.

Yeah, he's, like, never had kids or anything.

You know what I mean? I mean,

I've known dave since I was born.

I mean, he was in the delivery room

when I was born, so he's known me longer than I've known him.

(line ringing)

dave: Holy crap. How are you?

Hello, davey.

Dave: How's it going?

Good. So I'm sitting here looking through some, like,

old photos of mom and dad,

and, like, I don't have very much.

That's for damn sure.

Dave: All of the stuff is in, uh,

what's-her-name's basement.

-Audra? -Aud... Yeah, audra's basement.

Kim: Who is that?

Scott: Oh, one of my parent's friends.

Dave: She has all the pictures and stuff.

-Okay. Huh? -Kim: You should get that.

-Get it and digitize it. -Dave: I mean, we could get it from her,

-I could get it from her. -Yeah. -Right.

Dave: So how've you been doing?

-Your show is good. -Oh, thanks.

Yeah, everything is good.

I was in new york not long ago, and I wanted to see you,

and then I realized I was there for, like, two days.

I'm gonna try to figure out a time

-soon... -Dave: You're always busy, but I'm easy.

Whenever you have a date...

Kim: Scott was extremely close to his parents--

he's an only child-- but

I feel like he doesn't

talk about his childhood that much, and

he doesn't really talk about his parents a whole lot,

ever since they passed away a few years ago.

Bonnie: What's a cow do?

-Moo. -Moo.

-What a nice kiss. -Oh. Oh.

-Bye, jeff. -Bye, kourt. Bye, masey.

-I love you. -Thanks for having us.

-Bye-bye! -Aw.

-Jeff: I love you, mase. -Blow kisses.

I think it's so important,

but I think it's just hard for scott, so

he doesn't really like to think back too much.

But, you know, christmas really is

about family and about the kids.

And uncle dave is the only family that scott really has,

and I think it's important for his kids to see someone

from his parents' side of the family

and their circle of friends that they can really connect to.

Sooner the better.

I want you to see all the kids and stuff.

Dave: Just give me a time, and I'll-I'll show up.

Okay. We're gonna do it.

-Dave: Sounds like a plan. -Okay, I'll talk to you soon.

-Dave: Love ya. -Okay. Love ya. Bye.

Kris: I was thinking, what if we had christmas morning

at kylie's house?

I'm not... Not doing christmas morning.

If you guys want to go to kylie's,

you're more than welcome,

but I'm not giving it up.

♪ ♪

woman: I don't think they're on yet.

-Kourtney: This looks so nice! -Thank you.

Kourtney: Tonight is

the poosh movie night.

It's a partnership

that poosh did with paramount

to screen their new movie, like a boss.

-Hello. -Hi.

-I'm billy. -Hi, billy. How are you?

-Nice to meet you. Mwah. -Mwah.

Kourtney: Billy porter,

who is in the movie, is here.

And it's gonna be a really fun night.

Billy: I'm excited for you all to see the movie.

-Should we start, kourt? -Yeah, we're gonna start.

Kim: Oh, look at this. I'm starving.

How ironic. She has a candy bar here,

and it's not sugar-free or gluten-free.

Khloe: Pushing our boundaries, people.

This looks so cute.

Where do you get the hot chocolate?

-That's what looks really good. Hi. -Hi.

I haven't told my mom that I am giving up

her christmas eve party.

But christmas is coming up so soon

that I know that I need to be honest with her.

I just don't want to let her down,

so I'm so nervous.

You know how, like, people, when they're, like, dating,

and they invite them to a public restaurant

to break up with them?

So, I thought I would do it in a public setting

and tell you so you can't really get mad at me.

-Are you breaking up with me? -(laughs)

I am breaking up with the christmas eve party.

I can't do it this year.

-Kris: What? -I can't.

What do you mean, you can't?

You were so excited to get it in the first place.

-I was. -That was an honor

for me to pass that down to you.

You know how emotional that was for me?

-Dani: You were very emotional. -Kim: Do you want it back?

Kris: I can't.

If I had it my way,

I would still be doing christmas eve.

But I'm exhausted,

and I'm older, and it's a lot for me.

Usually, we start planning months in advance for our party,

so I'm getting a little freaked out

that we need more time

since christmas is right around the corner.

We got to figure this out now.

-Kim: I just... -We don't have a plan b right now.

Well, we will. There's every house under the sun.

I will go and ask every other family member.

It's a good thing you have a lot of brothers and sisters.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Kim: Hmm.

♪ ♪

but how do you get in here?

(laughs)

I guess matthew would know that, huh?

-Oh! -There you go.

Khloe: Hello.

So, today, I'm working for kris jenner.

I got my assistant shoes on. I got my fanny pack.

I'm ready to go, hands-free. I'm here to help

and make kris jenner's life a breeze.

Kris: Do you want to get started with your day?

Khloe: I'm here. Whatever you want me to do.

I need you to put together some of the promo kits

for kylie cosmetics and for kylie skin.

And then can I get the agenda

-for the meeting with jen and megan? -Khloe: Yeah.

Khloe!

Khloe? Take these two packets

and scan them over to production for me, if you don't mind.

If it sucks it in,

then it goes that way or just that way.

This day has been off to a fabulous start.

I love the hustle and bustle.

I'm on top of things. I'm just...

I'm great at it.

Kris: Also, khloe,

I need you to go through all of these snacks,

and then let's see what's fresh.

But I like you personally to eat every single one of those items.

(chuckles): This is a job I can do very well.

This isn't really what I thought I was gonna be doing,

but I'll do it with a smile

and my little assistant shoes on.

Kris: Khloe!

Khloe?

-Khloe: Coming. -Kris: Don't have all day.

Why don't you bring my lunch in,

and I'll eat quickly,

and then we can go over what the afternoon looks like.

And make sure you record dateline!

I don't know if she's just, like, (bleep) with me.

And, khloe, this coffee isn't hot at all.

Khloe: Right on top of that, rose.

Just heat it up for me.

But whatever kris jenner wants, she gets.

I need, like, an electronic wipe.

There's so many spots on this computer.

-(knock on door) -kris: Hey.

Oh, my god. How did you get in?

I mean, not that we... You're not welcome,

-but you're just sneaking up on me. -(laughs)

-how are you? -It's so good to see you.

-Kris: Thank you. -Rod: I hear you're working

-with a new assistant today? -Kris: Yeah.

-Rod: Yeah, how's that going? -Kris: Her name is khloe.

-Yeah? -Yeah. Yeah.

-Temp agency assistant or...? -(laughs)

rod: And how's it going so far?

Kris: Well, we're just getting started.

-So, you know. Yeah. -Rod (laughs): There you go.

Thank you for letting me come in. I love these pink pens.

Yeah.

Rod aissa works at e!

As the executive vice president of original programming.

That's a pretty big deal.

And he suddenly pops up in a hallway,

and khloe didn't tell me.

Did you say hi to khloe?

Hi.

How are you?

-I'm khloe. I work at e!, too. Sort of. -I know you do.

-So nice to meet you. -(kris and khloe laugh)

-nice to meet you. -I was telling her, I was walking by,

and I saw you, like, multitasking.

-Oh, thank you. See? -Laptop and this.

-I mean, really on it. -See? I'm really on it.

Oh, but she didn't come out and find out who you were?

She just let you walk by straight to my office?

-You could have been a... -Well, I figured you have security here,

-so that's their job. (chuckles) -right.

-It was nice meeting you. -Nice meeting you.

-I'll be right there. -Do you want me to take him?

Oh.

-Hmm. -I would like to be alerted

that the head of the network is in the building

because I would handle myself very professionally.

As opposed to being a drunk mess?

That's right. And stop making fun of your mother.

There's nothing wrong with a little all... Alcohol.

(mockingly): "alcohol."

we want to know more about his childhood.

Were you best friends with jeff?

We had a very close relationship.

I mean, we spent a lot of time together.

Kim: P, do you remember your grandparents?

Khloe: She was a baby.

I think the more scott does talk about his parents,

the easier it will get.

It was really hard to watch and to be a part of.

Almost like losing someone in a car accident.

You had no closure.

♪ ♪

kris (yawning): Oh, my gosh, you guys.

I know, it's exhausting sitting in that chair.

Can you confirm my nail appointment

-Sunday morning with kaylee at 9:00, please? -Yeah.

Sunday at 9:00 a.M. Confirmed.

-9:00 a.M. -9:00 a.M.

Mm-hmm. You said 9:00 p.M.

Sure. Customer's always right.

And then I need you to check in

on where kendall's photo shoot is tomorrow for vogue.

Kendall is in philadelphia. There's no photo shoot.

She doesn't have a shoot tomorrow?

It's all over my schedule.

Hello? I'm with mom,

but I'm her assistant for the day,

so maybe she's just (bleep) with me.

-No, I'm not. -She doesn't have a shoot.

I'm talking to her on the phone. I know her personally, mom.

Proud of you, by the way. We need to talk, bitch.

Okay, let's not dillydally.

We get an answer, we hang up.

-Oh, okay. We'll update later. Okay. Bye. -Okay. Bye.

So, here's what I really need.

Can you reach out to burt's pharmacy

and let them know I never received

my medication yesterday?

For herpes?

(laughs): I mean, it was just too easy.

My thyroid medication.

-Got it. -Can you then update kendall's schedule

and print me out a copy?

Because I don't have her schedule here. Please.

-So... -You're in charge

-of all scheduling. -'cause my assistants do my own...

But my assistants do my schedule,

so why would you do kendall's schedule?

-Who does her schedule? -I'm kendall's manager.

You don't do (bleep) for me.

Kris: This is not proper assistant-employer etiquette.

Just fyi.

Khloe, I have a package for you to drop off,

-and I'll send you the address. -Yes, ma'am.

Kris: So, I'm just sending khloe on a bunch of errands

'cause she's just being really annoying.

And then can you gas my car?

-Khloe: Yes, ma'am. -Kris: Thank you.

Love that attitude, khloe.

Dave: Scott, I've known your parents

longer than I've known you,

so I guess I've known you since the beginning.

And you've always been there and wonderful,

and I really enjoy being around your family

and spending the time with you that I have so far.

Hey, guys. Hi, reigny.

-Hi. How are you? -Uncle dave.

-How are you? -Good.

-Good to see you. -Good to see you again.

-Hi. -Reigny,

-you better get over here. -(reign shrieks)

scott: I don't think I've seen dave

in probably, like, four or five years.

And I do always feel bad that I don't see him enough,

so I'm happy that he was willing to come on the drop of a dime.

-This looks ama-amazing. -So, how are you?

Yeah, it looks good.

(over ipad): Tonight, I'll be eating a chicken schnitty

with chips and chicken salt.

-Mason. -Oh, I love that.

-Kim: Really? -Dave: Yeah.

-Very mischievous. -He's very wild.

He's got no fear. That was like scott.

Kim: We want to know more about his childhood.

-You do? -(chuckles) -kim: Yeah.

-I'm super interested. -Scott: What do you want to know?

-I don't know. -Dave: Well, I mean,

when you'll see the pictures, you'll see that scott

was really good at everything,

from ice-skating to snowboarding.

Kim: Were you best friends with jeff?

Dave: We had a very close relationship. I mean,

we spent a lot of time together.

You know, I was always at their house.

They couldn't get rid of me.

Kim: P, do you remember your grandparents?

Khloe: She was a baby.

Bonnie loved you, p. She was so excited.

She used to want to show you chipmunks in her backyard.

Khloe: The first three years after my dad passed away,

I could not even talk about my dad.

I would be on the verge of tears at any moment.

But the more I got comfortable

with talking about him, it brought me comfort.

And so I wish scott didn't get like this.

I wish he would either talk about how he's feeling or...

I think the more he does talk about his parents,

the easier it will get,

and then it's fun to talk about memories.

You don't want your parents to just disappear.

Have you and scott kept in touch?

I mean, we text each other all the time and talk.

-Khloe: Good. -But I haven't seen him in a long time.

-I think it's hard... -Dave: You know, it was like I was

-another reminder for him. -Yes.

And even as much to me.

And it was ver... It was very difficult

'cause it was really in such a short amount of time.

-It, like... It was, like... You know. -Khloe: Yeah.

It was really hard to watch and to be a part of.

Almost like losing someone in a car accident.

-Khloe: Right. -You know, it's like you had no closure, no...

-"wait, how did this all happen?" -khloe: Yeah.

-So it was hard. -I know he's so happy that you're here.

-Dave: Really? I'm happy to be here. -He is.

Robert: Going in the water now, khloe?

♪ ♪

khloe: Do you want veggies?

-There's veggies. There's a pizza. -Maybe I'll have a...

I'll have a pizza.

That's my vegetable.

-Khloe: Okay. -(mj laughs)

did you guys know I refuse to get health nut

until they change to plastic,

and they are changing!

-Oh, they are? -Kourtney: Mm-hmm.

-Khloe: Changing what to plastic? -Kourtney: I mean,

-to no plastic. -Kris: Their bowls.

Kim: Ugh, those nasty paper bowls?

It'll never be the same.

Kourtney: Well, pick your battles.

Do you want a planet to live on for your kids,

or do you want to eat out of a plastic bowl?

Kris: So, here's what I want to talk about tonight.

Because it's coming right up.

We really need to talk about christmas.

And I think the perfect solution

is if, kourtney, you wanted to volunteer for christmas eve.

Your birthday party turned out so beautiful,

and it's, like, the perfect... The way you had it set up...

Kim: It is perfectly spread out, like, it's kind of all there,

where, like, mine was kind of, like, the kids' section here

-and the dinner here... -Kris: Choppy. It was too choppy.

Kris: There's nobody that loves christmas as much as me,

(laughs): Except for kourtney.

So I think she's the perfect candidate

to start doing the christmas eve party at her house.

She always does things really beautifully,

and really fun for everybody.

My thoughts were, we don't have to get into details,

'cause that will come, but if we know what we're doing,

we were thinking-- "we"--

I was thinking, maybe...

If you did christmas eve,

what if we had christmas morning

at kylie's house?

I'm not... Not doing christmas morning.

That's what I care about,

is doing christmas morning.

Kylie's will be too over-the-top.

She'll have a chef, she'll have a...

Like, I don't want that.

If you guys want that, I can do my own thing.

But, like, I don't want that.

I like a homey...

-She has a homey house. -No.

Mm-mm.

Nope.

Cannot imagine spending my morning there.

Kourtney: Ever since I was little,

we always did a big christmas morning

with our whole family, and as we've...

Gotten older, we started doing christmas morning at my house.

We usually all come over to my house

as early as possible, and we...

Line all the kids up, and then we just let the kids go wild.

(playful shouts)

they all run at the same time

over to all the presents to see what santa claus brought.

And I swear the grown-ups

are just as excited as the kids.

To be all together on this one day,

there's just nothing like it.

So I am happy to lend my home

for the party, but...

The magical morning

is what I care about.

Well, logically, I'm kind of on kourtney's side.

I mean, why sh... Why can't kylie do christmas eve?

Because she doesn't have the space.

Would you not do both? It's too much?

-I will absolutely do both. -Okay.

But I will not give up christmas morning.

Kylie really wanted a shot at it.

I am not g... I don't give a (bleep),

I'm not giving up christmas morning.

What's the issue?

I just don't think you could do a beautiful christmas eve party

-and do christmas morning. -If you guys want

to go to kylie's, you're more than welcome,

but I'm not giving it up.

Kylie: I missed the christmas morning talk.

Kourtney's not giving this up.

It really means a lot to me,

and I would love to keep it at my house.

I know no one agrees, but it just doesn't make sense

that santa only goes to kourtney's house.

♪ ♪

kris: What are you wrapping? That's such cute paper.

Thank you. You know, we all do

all of our own themed paper.

-I know. -Mine is pink stars this year.

-We're going with pink stars? -Trust me,

once you see my decor and everything,

it goes with everything.

It's gonna all fall into place and make sense.

Yes, ma'am.

Um, we haven't talked about this.

How did I do being your assistant?

Tell me the truth. I'm a big girl.

I can handle anything and everything.

You...

You... Were really great.

You know what?

I call bull...

It's just that there's this fine line between church and state.

Oh.

Daughter and assistant.

You and I together, there was too much chitter-chatter

back and forth going on, and I didn't need a daughter that day,

I needed an assistant.

So it was easier to send you on some errands I needed done,

get you out of the way,

so that I could move on with my day,

-mm. -And just get it done.

You know how nice it would have been

just for you to be open and honest and say that?

But you know what? I'm not mad.

And just so you know, I am literally,

like, top-of-the-line assistant material.

Khloe: I am so talented

and good at that job, by the way.

I know you are, but you're more of a daughter

than an assistant, and I can't really disconnect the two.

-You're my... -You know I'm really your daughter?

-Yeah. -Yeah, so therefore,

I would be more like a daughter than an assistant.

That's the problem.

My wrapping technique, it doesn't show right now,

'cause I'm really struggling, but it's spot-on.

You could have had me

as one of your little santa's helpers.

-Really? Can I help you wrap that gift? -No.

-It's a really... -Can I help you out there with that?

(bleep) right now, but I can.

♪ ♪

(indistinct chatter)

look at that girl!

Are you sure you were a good girl?

Khloe: Let me see the pup.

What's the pup's name?

Oh, I thought you said, "no."

I was like, "hmm?"

oh...

-Hi, little man. -Kourtney: Will he get as big

-as the other one? -He's gonna be massive.

-Oh, my goodness! -Hey, bt.

-Hi. -Hey, mom.

-Hi. Hi. -Hi.

Hey.

-Kris: Hi. -Oh, my goodness!

-Can I hold him? -He's just getting calm.

-Let's get into christmas. -Mindy: Okay. It's at your house.

-Yeah. -How do you feel about that?

-I feel really excited... -Kylie: Um, enjoy the party at kourtney's.

I've had some good drunk nights at kourtney's. Yeah.

I think you've had one drunk night...

-At my house. -Kris: I'm so happy

kourtney decided

to host christmas eve.

But they're still deciding

where they want to spend christmas morning.

It's gonna be interesting. It's, like,

the battle of the christmas mornings.

Like, who's gonna win?

Kourtney: My goal is to make it a little bit more homey

-instead of over-the-top commercial, -commercial...

-Like, ralph lauren. -We brought some ideas.

-Okay. -Wood, like, candles...

-Ooh, I love that! -Yeah.

Kendall: Well, I just love how homey our old ones were,

-I love that. -Kourtney: That's what I said.

And also, making it, like, super kid...

Like, all about the kids.

Khloe: I'm there to get (bleep) up.

Kylie: Wait, so I missed the christmas morning talk.

-Kourtney's not giving this up. -Kourtney: It really means

a lot to me, and I would love to keep it at my house.

More than the party. I don't care

to have the party at my house.

But I'm happy to if you guys want it there.

-I know no one agrees and no one's gonna care, -mm-hmm.

But I'm gonna do my christmas morning at, like, my house,

and then meet you guys.

Khloe: You want stormi by herself?

-Not with her cousins? -It just doesn't make sense

that santa only goes to kourtney's house.

The best part about christmas morning for me growing up

was that santa visits your house.

Like, that's why you love it at your house.

-Yeah. -It's, like, the same thing.

I just want that for stormi.

For me, for selfish reasons, it's just me and true,

-so I'm, like, big ol' family. -It's just me and stormi.

Khloe: You have 12 million friends that stay with you

-at all times... -No one's gonna come to christmas morning.

You're telling me stass won't be with you? You have people.

-Tristan, I mean, he's working. -Yeah.

So then I'm like...

Santa visits our house. That's what it's gonna be.

Kim: I'm torn on it, just because I want to be

all together, but north is saying,

"why doesn't santa come to our house? This is so crazy.

-Only comes to auntie kourtney's." -kylie: Maybe our kids

should wake up, see all their gifts.

It's so much easier. You don't have to travel

with all your gifts, and then we all meet and have, like,

-a christmas brunch and all be together... -Why don't you do it

earlier, like at 7:00,

and then why don't we all come to my house by...

-8:00 or 9:00 or whatever? -What if we do,

like, a cute brunch, like, with, like, a table outside.

Kim: It's still more family style, but people to clean up

and do all that. I know you don't like people

-at christmas. -I do, too. 100%.

Kendall: I think that if we could take a day

and not be, like... Waited on.

-Kourtney: And be in our pajamas -like, why don't we, like,

-do our own... -And watch christmas movies.

Why don't we do our own thing?

That's, like, kind of what I enjoy

about christmas morning.

Kourtney: I've already agreed to the idea

of... Everyone doing christmas presents

at their own houses.

But christmas morning is mine,

and I want a really cozy, intimate moment

with us and the kids.

I don't want servers there.

I don't want housekeepers there.

I don't want chefs there.

I don't want...

A decorator coming and setting the table.

Like, I really want it to be

just really special, like, how we grew up.

I just think it's kind of fun that we do it ourselves.

I do, too.

Kim: We'll have to figure this out later.

-Khloverton! (gasps) -khloe: Hello! -Hello.

Truezeldorf!

Who is this?

-I saw you on the computer. -Do you know who that is?

-That's reign. -Scott: Come on, reign.

Want to see old pictures of me when I was a kid?

-Yeah. -Come. We're gonna open.

Come on, reign.

Come on, reign maker.

So, you want to-- you want to take on that box, dave,

and we'll just take out...

I mean, I haven't seen these pictures in, you know...

Decades.

Oh, there's, like, boxes in boxes.

(grunts)

look, reigny.

That's me as a young thug.

-That was me. -(reign laughing)

I was out there killing it.

-Oh. That was me. -(reign chortling)

every year, bonnie and jeff would throw

huge birthday bashes for scott.

Crazy parties. Lot of fun.

How fun.

Scott, you're such a cute kid.

-That was daddy. -(chuckles)

you know, I think that when my parents passed,

it was just too hard to talk about.

And, you know, as much as I kind of was dreading

looking through some of these old photos,

because I thought it was gonna bring up sad memories,

I'm happy dave brought them with him.

The truth is, it's brought up so many amazing memories

and so many things that I forgot.

-Look at this. This could be you, reign. -Who is that?

-Me! -(laughs)

yeah.

Oh, these are crazy. That's my mom.

-I want to see. -Scott: You know, it's definitely not easy.

The fact that I don't have my parents here.

And I miss them a lot,

but I think the more I talk about my parents,

the more my kids will feel

connected to them and remember them.

And, you know, dave definitely was

a great person to go through all this with.

That was st. Martin maybe.

Wow. You were always a jetsetter, scott.

Scott: Being able to look through the family

photos with him was amazing,

because he remembers, like, everything.

And he was probably the person

that I needed the most to, like, transition back into,

you know, thinking about all these memories.

Khloe: If that does not look exactly like mason.

(scott laughs)

huh?

Scott: Thought it was you?

Scott: Yeah.

What about you?

Robert: Sick pictures. Christmas morning.

See? This is khloe.

Woman: Oh, look at this thing!

Robert: Khloe.

-(phone chimes) -kris: Kylie!

Oh, wait. Look. Here's your sisters.

Do you like the christmas pajamas?

Isn't that cute?

-I love them. -Kourtney: They're cute,

but what about just, like, red plaid, like ralph laureny vibes?

No. I-I... I ordered those, and I ordered red,

like, red stripes with green piping.

Khloe: Ooh, amazing.

All right, love... We love you.

Khloe: Wait. So, christmas morning,

everybody is coming here after they open presents at home?

Kourtney: Yeah. Like, everyone do their santa moment,

and then, I still think we should come here early.

Like, 9:00 or 10:00.

-Let everyone do their thing. -Kris: Yeah.

Sure.

Kourtney: Today is our final

meeting with mindy before the christmas eve party,

and we have decided to do christmas morning

at each person's house

separately.

Santa will visit everybody's houses.

They will open their gifts

with their own families now.

And then everyone will meet at my house around 10:00 a.M.

But I'm definitely hesitant,

just because it's not something that we've done in the past.

But I guess it's just gonna be a different kind

of christmas morning.

What, would we have brunch first,

and then everyone open gifts?

Yeah. Everybody's gonna be hungry.

You should have it already pre-done. Like,

three big carafes of, like,

one is just hot water, one would be hot coffee,

one would be hot cocoa.

You know, those big, like, thermos-like things.

-We want everything... -Make it look super cute.

Like, with little gingerbread men.

I don't think we need thermos things.

-We could do it, like, with my stuff. -No, no, no.

You don't get what we're saying. They're not gonna stay hot.

We're not gonna make one cup at a time.

I do things a certain way.

I don't want these big carafes with nasty hot chocolate.

Like, whose...? Where's the hot chocolate from?

You can... You can pick whatever you want in there.

I will buy some nice carafes

-that go with my aesthetic. -Anything.

And you could put anything in it from (bleep) switzerland.

Kourtney: You guys are so pleasant

to have over on christmas morning.

Maybe I change my mind.

Well, we love your christmas morning,

but we're just trying to...

No, but it's... It is everybody's christmas morning.

You guys don't want to cook or lift a finger.

I like to do it. I don't like a housekeeper here.

-But you don't cook. -I do.

-That's abso... That isn't true. -And then I make...

I'm toasting bagels. I'm making everyone bagels and lox.

That's... So still toast the (bleep)...

I'm making coffee for everybody.

-Put them in the (bleep) thing. -That's, like, what we're doing.

Khloe: People just don't want to come here

-and not have things set up. -The set-up--

people will still have to do the same thing.

It'll just look nice and be together in one area.

Kourtney: Everybody is so picky, but

christmas morning-- you know, it's for my kids,

it's for all my nieces and nephews.

And I wish that everyone could just be a little bit easier,

and just enjoy the moment,

instead of being so critical to all the details.

It's a pleasure, guys.

And with this family, let me tell you.

Let me tell you, you're a pleasure.

-Hi, kris. -Khloe: Oh, (bleep). She's here.

-Kris: Okay. Hey, mindy. -Hi.

-Hi, everyone. -Hi.

-It's christmas. -Man: Yes, it is.

Kris: So we're here to discuss christmas

-eve. -Christmas eve.

This is our new presentation box.

-Wow. -Khloe: Oh, my god!

We've very professional.

Wow. This is so rich of everybody.

I know.

This is beautiful, mindy.

Kourtney's idea was old-fashioned christmas.

-Kris: Oh, that's cute. -Oh, that's cute.

Mindy: But we thought we would add just this old-fashioned

garland that goes up on your stairs.

-Kourtney: Mm-hmm. -Then they're gonna be led

through kind of a tunnel of trees.

-Ooh! -So is this whole thing tented?

-Yes. It's that greenhouse tent. -Okay.

-So pretty. -Just don't want it to be, like,

-super perfect. -Right.

Man: We just want it to, like, be filled, like,

sofa tables on the back, lamps on the side.

You know, like, everything, like, very homey.

Found this old-fashioned, um, mailbox.

-That is so cute. -Kris: You nailed it.

Your kids can all write letters to santa.

-I'm writing a letter. -Yes. -Oh, I'm for sure..

-I'm gonna start now. -And they have to... -Kourtney is

so cute. Like, the things that make you happy--

-it's so funny. -Kourtney: I know. That's so cute.

This is so good.

Khloe: I feel bad for picking on kourtney,

because she really stepped in, she kind of saved christmas eve,

-when kim wouldn't do it. -Kris: Yeah.

And as much as we're going in on her about all the things

that we need and want,

she's actually being really open to everything

and wanting to make everybody happy,

-and that's a really great sign. -Yeah.

And I think it's really nice of her to do all that.

We're... 'cause we're kind of (bleep) annoying.

Yeah, we are.

We are some obnoxious mother(bleep).

-We really are. -We're...

-But it's fun. -Yeah.

-(both laugh) -it's really fun

just to torment different family members.

Kris: I will say that a couple of people have said to me,

"kourtney's gonna do christmas eve and then christmas morning?"

and I'm like, "hello-- hello? I did that for 35 years."

oh, I'm ready. Get me a matcha latte, and I'm good to go.

(laughter)

kim: The christmas party this year.

How beautiful.

Khloe: Kanye's Sunday service came, sia performed.

Sia: I was looking to get an official

adult adoption from kris.

(laughter)

khloe is afraid.

Today is our christmas eve party.

You know, I've worked so hard at planning,

and I think my vision is coming to life.

And there was a lot of attention to detail,

but I truly love it.

So, I had a great time planning it.

It's just gonna be so magical.

Kim: Kourtney is throwing the christmas party this year.

First I have to show you guys how woodsy and homey this looks.

How beautiful.

Kourtney: The party couldn't

be more special.

It just had so much

love and warmth and feeling.

Kris: I love

the ambiance and the room.

And the feeling she created was just beautiful.

I'm so proud of her.

Hi, I love you.

Kim: We didn't have a crew filming it.

The party was just super intimate, and it was

so perfect.

Tonight is extra special because

it's the annual party that we've had since,

literally, I was one years old.

So I'm so grateful that we are now still doing it,

and we have all of our same family

and friends here to be with us.

(whooping, cheering)

kanye's Sunday service came. Sia performed.

It was so special. There was a whole

santa's village, so, we spent the night dancing,

singing, definitely eating, and we had so much fun.

I was looking for... To get an official, um,

adult adoption from kris, um,

but then I realized just rec... Tonight that I could marry rob.

I didn't realize there was more than one way

-to become a kardashian. -(applause and cheering)

um, but obviously, that's what I'm trying to do.

-We love you! -(sia laughs)

(whooping)

kourtney: Guys, santa's coming. It is time to go.

Kourtney: I think everyone finally

left the party by midnight,

and I was up until 3:00 a.M. Setting up the tables,

the food, making the kitchen look perfect

with everyone's requests. It was a lot, but I love it.

Just to have them all come in in the morning

and have it all look so great.

I love when it all comes together.

Kris: Kourtney really, really made christmas morning

super special for us. She made it perfect.

And we made breakfast and opened gifts and

had a lot of fun together and spent some great time

on christmas morning with everyone.

And it was kind of perfect.

Kris: Boy, this looks beautiful.

Khloe: You want some broccoli?

-Okay. -Khloe: Okay.

You want to pray? Okay, let's pray.

Kim: Who wants to sleep in my bed tonight?

-Ooh. -Okay, we can all fit.

Khloe: We can all fit, guys.

Kourtney: What did you guys think of christmas eve?

Corey: It was really pretty.

Almost every single person that I saw said

this is the best one yet.

Khloe: Oh, I thought it was beautiful, 'cause everything

was, like, from start to finish, it was great.

Kim: So I think it was amazing.

I thought the set-up was so much better, like, the kids' area.

-Oh, yeah. Yeah. -We had so much fun.

Mason and I, like, went back inside,

and were, like, dancing.

-Kris: Don't you love those moments? -Mm-hmm.

-North: Agua! -Khloe: Agua? You want some.

-Here. -I was actually so happy

by doing our own christmas morning.

Did you guys like your christmas morning on your own?

I loved that. I loved doing our own mornings

and then going to kourt's. Did you?

-I loved it. -No, I'm serious.

No, I loved it. I loved the new tradition.

You know what? We all have our own families,

and we can all do our own christmas morning,

and then come together and really have

that quality family time. It honestly

makes me kind of happy.

I was up until 3:00 in the morning on christmas eve.

-Well, it looks great. -You did a great job. -Thank you.

Khloe: I really appreciate how much she stepped it up.

-Yeah. -And how great it turned out.

-Yeah. -And it was so cute.

Kris: It was so pretty.

-We're gonna let her do it next year? -I don't know.

I mean, I think how she reacted this year--

I don't think she wants to give it up.

Nobody's giving that up.

(laughs)

khloe: Still to come on keeping up with the kardashians...

Kris: We're due for a good bonding session.

(squeals)

♪ ♪

christy sent me these pictures, and they're gonna release 'em.

Scott: Let's get a close-up.

Khloe: We are the prank king and queen.

(scott laughs)

I must have blacked out.

I have to go to rehab.

Khloe: Kourtney, you're not participating with us.

I've been here the whole time.

Scott: You and khlo seem disconnected.

Kourtney: It's her.

Such a blessing when you're here,

'cause when you're not here, it's off.

Something's wrong with kendall. Turn around.

Kendall, you don't tell me to shut up.

I'm trying to help you.

Kim: Kanye's doing a fashion show in paris,

and he's bringing the gospel to paris.

It starts in 20 minutes.

We're gonna have to leave kourtney.

The white house said that the coronavirus is serious.

Newsman: The city of los angeles is issuing a stay-at-home order.

No public and private gatherings will be allowed.

Starting to get a little stir crazy.

Kim: This is what my home school looks like.

It's just scary when someone so close to home

has tested positive.

Has khloe slept with tristan yet?

Kris: 100%.

Scott: That's what I said. She says no.

(crying): Khloe, I miss you.

-Khloe: I miss you, too. -I wish I could hug you.

(crying)

♪ ♪

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