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[PARTY SOUNDS]
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* THINKIN' ABOUT THE TIMES
YOU DROVE IN MY CAR *
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* THINKIN' THAT I MIGHT
HAVE DROVE YOU TOO FAR *
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* AND I'M THINKIN'
ABOUT THE LOVE *
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* THAT YOU MADE
ON MY TABLE *
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* I TOLD YOU NOT TO WANDER
OUT IN THE DARK *
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* I TOLD YOU
ABOUT THE SWANS... *
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GARDNER!
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HE'S COMING.
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OK.
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* THEN I TOLD YOU
ABOUT OUR KID *
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* NOW HE'S MARRIED
TO MABEL... *
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ALMOST, DARLIN'...
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BUT NOT QUITE.
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MORE ICE! MORE ICE!
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OK. HE'S COMING!
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OH!
OH!
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HEY, PHIL...
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IS THIS THE APPROPRIATE
WEDDING COLOR, SON,
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BLACK?
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IT'S...IT'S PERFECT.
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WELL, I GUESS WHEN
A GROOVER MARRIES,
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THE WORLD MOURNS.
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HEY!
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HEY! LINE UP.
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HEY, HEY! LINE UP, OK?
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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UM, TURN THE MUSIC DOWN.
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TURN THE MUSIC DOWN.
COME ON. SHH!
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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OH, GOD. COME ON.
SHH. SHH.
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SHH. SHH.
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ARE YOU READY?
OK, HERE THEY COME. SHH.
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SHH.
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3...
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2...
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1...
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SURPRISE!
SURPRISE!
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MOM!
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DAD!
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HI, FOLKS!
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Dad: SON.
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WE THOUGHT
WE'D JUST DROP IN
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AND SEE WHERE YOU'VE BEEN
LIVING FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS.
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I'M GLAD YOU DID.
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[LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
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YOU REMEMBER DORMAN,
MY ROOMMATE DORMAN?
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AREN'T YOU THE YOUNG MAN
STUDYING TO BE A...
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A MINISTER.
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MINISTER.
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
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AND THIS IS
LESTER GRIFFIN,
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THE FIFTH GROOVER.
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HE JUST GRADUATED
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SUMMA CUM LAUDE
IN ACCOUNTING.
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CONGRATULATIONS, LESTER.
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WELL, I, UH...
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GUESS WE'LL SEE YOU
AFTER BOOT CAMP...
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LIEUTENANT.
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UH...YES, SIR.
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AAH!
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WE'LL SEE YOU, SON.
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BYE, MOM.
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SEE YOU LATER.
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BYE, DAD.
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GARDNER!
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WHAT?
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[NEEDLE SCRATCHES
ACROSS RECORD]
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GOOD.
I HATE THAT PART.
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THAT WAS MY PARENTS.
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THEY'RE FROM
NEW JERSEY.
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THEY'VE SEEN BUTTS
BEFORE.
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THERE HE IS!
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SNEAKING IN THE BACK DOOR!
WOO-HOO!
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WHOA!
HEY!
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YOU GETTING
MARRIED, BOY.
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GETTING MARRIED.
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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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I PROMISED DEBBIE
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YOU'D BE IN DALLAS
TOMORROW NIGHT.
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YOU HAVEN'T PACKED.
YOU'RE NOT DRESSED.
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SPEECH!
SPEECH!
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SPEECH!
SPEECH!
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QUIET. QUIET.
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UH...TH-THE WEDDING'S OFF.
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[LAUGHTER]
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SHUT UP! DAMN IT.
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DEB AND I
AIN'T GETTING MARRIED.
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I'M CALLING IT OFF.
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WAGGENER,
THAT'S GREAT!
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OH, SON, WHEN DID YOU
COME TO YOUR SENSES?
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WHEN I GOT THIS.
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I'VE BEEN DRAFTED,
GARDNER.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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WE'RE SAVED.
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THE GROOVERS
ARE SAVED!
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HEY. THIS HAS
HIS ORDERS ON IT.
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WELL, WE GOT
ANOTHER ONE, COLONEL.
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MINE SAYS
THE SAME THING,
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EXCEPT WHERE IT GOES,
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"A REVIEW OF YOUR 2-S
STUDENT DEFERRED STATUS
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"INDICATES THREE YEARS
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WITHOUT ACHIEVING
ACADEMIC ADVANCEMENT.
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THEREFORE, YOU ARE HEREBY
ORDERED FOR INDUCTION."
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THIS MEAN I GET
MY FONDUE SET BACK?
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YOU DOG! WOO-HOO!
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YEAH! YEAH!
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PHILIP! PHILIP!
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PHILIP,
GIVE ME YOUR KEYS!
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WE'RE GOING SOMEWHERE.
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WHO'S GOING?
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WE'RE GOING! US!
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THE GROOVERS! NOW!
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WH-WHAT ABOUT YOUR CAR?
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YOU'RE DRINKING IT.
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COME ON, MAN.
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ALL RIGHT!
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DORMAN, GET LESTER.
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YOU SOLD YOUR CAR
TO THROW A PARTY?
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YOU DIDN'T
EVEN GRADUATE!
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WHAT IS THIS?
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A FAREWELL FANDANGO
FOR THE GROOVERS! WOO-HOO!
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TURN OUT THE LIGHTS
WHEN YOU LEAVE.
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INNOCENT CRITTERS SQUASHED
ON THE HIGHWAY OF LIFE!
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* IT'S GETTIN' LATE
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* HAVE YOU SEEN MY MATES?
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* MA, TELL ME WHEN
MY BOYS GET HERE *
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* IT'S 7:00,
AND I WANNA ROCK *
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* WANNA GET
A BELLYFUL OF BEER *
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* MY OLD MAN'S DRUNKER
THAN A BARREL FULL OF MONKEYS *
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* AND MY OLD LADY,
SHE DON'T CARE *
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* MY SISTER LOOKS CUTE
IN HER BRACES AND BOOTS *
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* A HANDFUL OF GREASE
IN HER HAIR *
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* OH
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* DON'T GIVE US NONE
OF YOUR AGGRAVATION *
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* WE'VE HAD IT
WITH YOUR DISCIPLINE *
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* OOH, SATURDAY NIGHT'S
ALL RIGHT FOR FIGHTIN' *
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* GET A LITTLE ACTION IN
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* GET ABOUT AS OILED
AS A DIESEL TRAIN *
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* GONNA SET THIS DANCE
ALIGHT *
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* 'CAUSE SATURDAY NIGHT'S
THE NIGHT I LIKE *
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* SATURDAY NIGHT'S
ALL RIGHT *
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* ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
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* WHOO-OO-OO-OOH
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* WELL, THEY'RE PACKED
PRETTY TIGHT *
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* IN HERE TONIGHT
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* I'M LOOKIN' FOR A DOLLY
WHO'LL SEE ME RIGHT *
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* I MAY USE
A LITTLE MUSCLE *
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* TO GET WHAT I NEED
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* I MAY SINK
A LITTLE DRINK *
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* AND SHOUT OUT,
"SHE'S WITH ME" *
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* A COUPLE OF THE SOUNDS
THAT I REALLY LIKE *
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* ARE THE SOUNDS
OF A SWITCHBLADE *
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* AND A MOTORBIKE
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* I'M A JUVENILE PRODUCT
OF THE WORKIN' CLASS *
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* WHO'S BEST FRIEND FLOATS
IN THE BOTTOM OF A GLASS *
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* OHH
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* DON'T GIVE US NONE
OF YOUR AGGRAVATION *
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* WE'VE HAD IT
WITH YOUR DISCIPLINE *
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* SATURDAY NIGHT'S
ALL RIGHT FOR FIGHTIN' *
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* GET A LITTLE ACTION IN
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* GET ABOUT AS OILED
AS A DIESEL TRAIN *
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* GONNA SET THIS DANCE
ALIGHT *
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* 'CAUSE SATURDAY NIGHT'S
THE NIGHT I LIKE *
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* SATURDAY NIGHT'S
ALL RIGHT *
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* ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT
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* WHOO-OO-OO-OOH
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* SATURDAY, SATURDAY,
SATURDAY *
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* SATURDAY, SATURDAY,
SATURDAY *
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* SATURDAY, SATURDAY,
SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALL RIGHT *
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* SATURDAY,
SATURDAY, SATURDAY... *
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NACHOS DE LA NOCHE...
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ES ESTO TAPATIO.
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YO SOY HOMBRE PICANTE.
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¿COME SE LLAME
YO MAMA?
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[URINATING]
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TOUGH IT OUT, SON.
TOUGH IT OUT.
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WELL, NOW...
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WHAT DO YOU BOYS
WANT FOR BREAKFAST?
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BARBECUE?
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OK, CHILI.
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DRAFTED...
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GRADUATED...
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DISENGAGED...
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GUESS Y'ALL KNOW WHAT
THIS MEANS, DON'T YOU?
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WE GOT TO DIG UP DOM.
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OPEN UP, PHILIP.
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YOU'RE NOT TAKING
MY CAR TO MEXICO.
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DOM'S NOT IN MEXICO.
HE'S ON THE BORDER.
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I KNOW WHERE HE IS.
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YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
YOU'D LET DOM
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STAY BURIED OUT
THERE FOR A CENTURY
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FOR SOME NERD
TO FIND?
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NO. I MEAN WE'RE NOT
DRIVING 400 MILES IN MY CAR
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JUST TO DIG HIM UP.
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YOU SWORE, SON.
WE ALL DID.
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HOLY GROOVER OATH.
REMEMBER?
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WE'RE DOG MEAT.
THIS COULD BE OUR LAST CHANCE.
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WE-WE'RE
FACING COMBAT
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AND QUESTIONABLE
LIFE SPANS.
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IT'S NOT LIKE
WE'RE GOING AFTER
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SOME NAMELESS
PIECE OF TRASH
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ALONGSIDE THE ROAD.
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WE'RE GOING
AFTER DOM, PHILIP...
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A DEAR BUD BURIED
BY THE GROOVERS
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A LONG TIME AGO.
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BONDS AND BEERS
AND THE FIVE OF US
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DRIVING DOWN THAT LONG,
LONESOME HIGHWAY.
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I'M TALKING
ABOUT US RELIVING
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THE GREATEST CHAPTER
IN GROOVER HISTORY.
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DON'T THAT MEAN
SOMETHING TO YOU?
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LOOK...WE HAD OUR FLING,
AND IT WAS FUN, OK?
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BUT WE GOT TO GET TO DALLAS
BY TOMORROW NIGHT
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FOR HIS WEDDING.
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READ MY LIPS,
PHILIP, OK?
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HE'S...
NOT GETTING MARRIED.
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HE DIDN'T BACK OUT YET.
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DID YOU?
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WHAT DID SHE SAY?
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NOTHING.
SHE WASN'T HOME.
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WHAT?
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SHE WAS AT
A KITCHEN SHOWER,
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SO I TOLD HER DAD.
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YOU CALLED OFF
YOUR WEDDING
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AFTER TALKING
TO HER DAD?
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NOW THAT WE GOT
THAT OUT OF THE WAY,
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CAN WE GET GOING?
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WE GOT TO HELP HIM.
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PHILIP...
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I'M JUST AS CONCERNED
ABOUT THIS AS YOU ARE.
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I SPENT $18
FOR THIS TUX.
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BUT IT WASN'T
MEANT TO BE,
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AND DOM IS WAITING.
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OVER, ROVER!
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AAH!
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COME ON!
WATCH OUT!
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WE HAVE TO REPORT
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TO BOOT CAMP
MONDAY NIGHT.
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WE'LL BE BACK
TOMORROW NIGHT.
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WE WERE GONE A WEEK
THE FIRST TIME!
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FLUKES. GROOVERS
GOT TO EXPECT
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THAT KIND OF STUFF
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EVERY ONCE
IN A WHILE.
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HEY!
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HOW ABOUT MARGARITAS
AT CHATTA ORTEGA'S?
245
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,068
WE CAN SEE
THE DONKEY LADY!
246
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,303
WE COULD GET DISEASES.
247
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,504
I SWEAR, PHILIP,
248
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,974
I DON'T KNOW WHY WE
BRING YOU ALONG SOMETIMES.
249
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,475
MY CAR, MY MONEY.
250
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,578
Carol King:
* JUST TO PASS THE TIME
251
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:32,980
NEXT TIME WE STOP,
252
00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,983
MAYBE I CAN GET OUT
AND CALL DEB
253
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,750
TO TELL HER
IN PERSON.
254
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,152
SHE'S BEEN TOLD,
WAGGENER.
255
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,923
JUST LET IT RIDE, SON.
256
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,525
GIVE IT A FEW WEEKS.
257
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,759
THEN WRITE HER.
258
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,761
* IT'S TOO LATE, BABY
259
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,763
* NOW IT'S TOO LATE
260
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,665
* THOUGH WE REALLY DID...
261
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,667
YOU EVER HAVE
ANY REGRETS?
262
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,036
ABOUT WHAT?
263
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:59,606
* SOMETHING INSIDE
HAS DIED... *
264
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,875
CERTAIN WOMEN.
265
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,711
* AND I JUST CAN'T
FAKE IT *
266
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:07,714
I NEVER BEEN SERIOUS
ABOUT A WOMAN
267
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,316
IN MY LIFE, SON.
268
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,984
YOU KNOW THAT.
269
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:19,459
* IT USED TO BE SO EASY
LIVIN' HERE WITH YOU *
270
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,461
* YOU WERE
LIGHT AND BREEZY *
271
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,931
* AND I KNEW
JUST WHAT TO DO *
272
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:26,333
* NOW YOU LOOK
SO UNHAPPY *
273
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:31,438
* AND I FEEL
LIKE A FOOL *
274
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:36,176
* AND IT'S TOO LATE, BABY
275
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,111
* NOW IT'S TOO LATE
276
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:43,283
* THOUGH WE REALLY DID
TRY TO MAKE IT *
277
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,919
* SOMETHING INSIDE
HAS DIED... *
278
00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,320
THAT'S DIRT, SON.
279
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,522
THERE'S NO HIGHWAY
THROUGH HERE.
280
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:53,126
DOTTED LINE MEANS DIRT.
281
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:56,063
I THOUGHT
IT MEANT SHORT CUT.
282
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,331
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT "E" MEANS?
283
00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,001
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT "E" MEANS?
284
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,003
IT MEANS EMPTY,
DOUCHE BAG...
285
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:04,837
LIKE YOUR HEAD!
286
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:05,939
WELL, I GUESS
287
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,675
I'M JUST NOT
OFFICER MATERIAL.
288
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,410
I GUESS NOT.
289
00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,517
WHERE ARE WE?
290
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,521
THE ASS OF NOWHERE.
291
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,190
HA HA HA!
292
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:51,918
[LAUGHING]
293
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,920
GIVE LESTER A BEER.
294
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,922
HE DOESN'T NEED
ANOTHER BEER.
295
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:58,558
HE'S FACING LIFE
AS AN ACCOUNTANT.
296
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,360
HE NEEDS SOMETHING.
297
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,563
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU TALKED ME INTO THIS.
298
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,065
THIS IS STUPID!
299
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,934
IT'S THE STUFF
LEGENDS ARE MADE OF, SON.
300
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,069
HUH...
301
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:12,272
WHAT TIME'S THE WEDDING?
302
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,625
TEXAS IS REALLY UGLY,
YOU KNOW THAT?
303
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:37,164
I MEAN, WHAT COULD
ANYONE POSSIBLY LIKE
304
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,032
ABOUT THIS STATE?
305
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:41,634
I LIKE THE WAY
IT'S SHAPED.
306
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:43,036
IT'S WILD, PHILIP.
307
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:46,639
ALWAYS HAS BEEN,
ALWAYS WILL BE...
308
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,376
JUST LIKE US.
309
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:50,610
HA.
310
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,645
HO. HO, HO, HO.
311
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,581
HO.
312
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:28,715
CAN YOU IMAGINE COMING
ALL THE WAY OUT HERE
313
00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:30,450
JUST TO GET KILLED?
314
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,090
YOU HAVING
SECOND THOUGHTS?
315
00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:40,093
I BELIEVE I BURNED
ALL MY BRIDGES.
316
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,495
WELL, BUCK UP, BUD,
317
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:45,498
BECAUSE I THINK
YOU DID THE RIGHT THING.
318
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:48,501
THAT'S WHAT HER FATHER
SAID ON THE PHONE.
319
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,103
"YOU'RE DOING
THE RIGHT THING.
320
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,239
I'M BEHIND YOU
ALL THE WAY."
321
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:55,275
ALWAYS BEEN
IN FRONT OF ME TILL THEN.
322
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:57,644
WAGGENER, THIS IS
HISTORY, ALL RIGHT?
323
00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,813
THE ONLY WAY
TO GET OVER A WOMAN
324
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,615
IS GET YOURSELF
ANOTHER ONE,
325
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:06,219
SO WHEN DOM'S DUG UP
AND OUR DUTY'S DONE,
326
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:09,222
WE'RE GOING TO SLIDE
INTO CHATTA ORTEGA'S,
327
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:12,225
AND WE'LL DESTROY
A FEW BRAIN CELLS...
328
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,593
THE GUY'S RICH,
GARDNER.
329
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,163
HE COULD HAVE
MADE SOME CALLS.
330
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,797
WHY SHOULD HE?
331
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,500
IT'S YOUR DUTY.
332
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:24,337
WELL, I'M PROUD
TO BE GOING.
333
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,006
I AM.
334
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,841
AREN'T WE ALL?
335
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,444
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
336
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,451
THAT'S THE TRAIN, BOYS!
337
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,362
YOU! OFF THE CAR!
338
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:54,167
GET OFF MY CAR.
339
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,104
COME ON. WE CAN HOP IT.
340
00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,306
WHAT?
341
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,907
GOT ANY BETTER IDEAS?
342
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,442
WHAT ABOUT MY CAR?
343
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:05,445
WE'LL PICK IT UP
ON THE WAY BACK.
344
00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:07,914
FORGET IT.
I KNOW YOU.
345
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:16,189
THIS MIGHT BE
THE ONLY RIDE WE GET.
346
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:18,825
WE'RE NOT
LEAVING MY CAR,
347
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:21,328
AND THAT'S FINAL.
348
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,165
GARDNER, TALK TO ME.
349
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,567
TALK TO ME.
350
00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:30,570
I MAY HAVE VAPOR LOCK
ON MY BRAIN,
351
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,639
BUT I NEED TO KNOW,
ARE YOU CRAZY?
352
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:35,242
ARE YOU
OUT OF YOUR MIND?
353
00:19:35,242 --> 00:19:36,943
IT'LL WORK, PHILIP.
354
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:45,452
YOU THINK THIS
IS A WISE MOVE?
355
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,454
I MEAN, IT'S A TRAIN.
356
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:50,089
THINK! DON'T
BE BIG AND STUPID.
357
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,424
COME ON.
358
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,361
GARDNER, GARDNER,
SHOW SOME SENSE.
359
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,797
OH, GREAT. GREAT.
360
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,336
ALL RIGHT, DORMAN!
361
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,272
GET THE WHEELS STRAIGHT.
362
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,108
THAT'S A FELONY,
YOU KNOW THAT?
363
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,443
YES.
364
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,250
WE'RE ALL
GOING TO DIE!
365
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,522
DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?
366
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,923
WE'RE FACING
IMMINENT DEATH!
367
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:27,093
IT'LL BE JUST LIKE
WATER-SKIING, PHILIP.
368
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,995
WATER-SKIING?
369
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,330
GET IN.
370
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:47,246
HE DID IT! RUN, SON.
371
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,281
BRAKE OFF?
372
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,316
YEP.
373
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,417
NEUTRAL?
374
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,419
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!
375
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:54,354
IT'LL WORK, PHILIP.
376
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:02,329
DORMAN, RUN!
377
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,764
HURRY!
378
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:11,638
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PIZZAS
I MADE TO BUY THIS CAR?
379
00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,172
HEY,
380
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:15,808
HOW ARE WE
GOING TO STOP?
381
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,969
FIRST PHONE WE GET TO,
I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
382
00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:20,172
PHILIP, CAN'T LET
A LITTLE THING LIKE THIS
383
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,908
STOP THE DAMN PILGRIMAGE.
384
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,112
SORRY. WE'RE
GETTING OFF HERE.
385
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,798
THAT CAR'S AFFLICTED.
386
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:49,268
NO, IT JUST NEEDS
A LITTLE ALIGNMENT HYGIENE.
387
00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:52,238
WELL, I HOPE Y'ALL AIN'T
IN NO HURRY.
388
00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:55,241
I CAN'T FIX IT
TILL IN THE MORNING.
389
00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:56,476
HOW COME?
390
00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:57,877
'CAUSE
IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT.
391
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,812
MY MECHANIC'S
GONE HONKY-TONKING.
392
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:02,549
MY TOOLS
IS IN HIS TRUCK.
393
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:04,817
SORRY, BOYS.
394
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:07,454
A NIGHT IN MARFA
AIN'T SO BAD.
395
00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:11,891
MOTEL'S OVER THERE.
396
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:14,126
IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR CHEAPER BUNKS,
397
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:16,963
THERE'S A ROADSIDE PARK
JUST UP THE HIGHWAY
398
00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:20,099
BY THE MOVIE SET
WHERE THEY SHOT GIANT.
399
00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:22,234
JAMES DEAN WAS HERE?
400
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,036
YEAH.
401
00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:26,038
1955.
402
00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:31,310
LISTEN, FRONT-END ALIGNMENT
WILL RUN YOU $11.95.
403
00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:34,647
WANT ME TO DO
ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?
404
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:38,417
YEAH, IF IT'S FREE.
405
00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:43,956
I'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE
EARLY AS I CAN.
406
00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:46,559
BETTER HURRY
IF YOU WANT SUPPER.
407
00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:49,028
DAIRY QUEEN
CLOSES AT 8:00.
408
00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:53,633
MAY I TAKE
YOUR ORDER, PLEASE?
409
00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:56,969
GIVE ME THREE CHILI DOGS
AND A MALT.
410
00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:07,146
* IN THE COOL
OF THE EVENING *
411
00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:11,651
* WHEN EVERYTHING
IS GETTIN' KINDA GROOVY *
412
00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:16,222
* I CALL YOU UP
AND ASK YOU *
413
00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:20,760
* IF YOU'D LIKE TO GO
WITH ME AND SEE A MOVIE *
414
00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:24,531
* FIRST YOU SAY NO
415
00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:26,799
* YOU'VE GOT SOME PLANS
FOR TONIGHT *
416
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,535
* AND THEN YOU STOP
417
00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:30,570
* AND SAY
418
00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:32,138
* ALL RIGHT
419
00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,973
* LOVE IS KINDA CRAZY
420
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:37,777
* WITH A SPOOKY
LITTLE GIRL LIKE YOU *
421
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,849
* YOU ALWAYS
KEEP ME GUESSIN' *
422
00:24:42,849 --> 00:24:47,520
* I NEVER SEEM TO KNOW
WHAT YOU ARE THINKIN' *
423
00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:51,691
* AND IF A FELLA
LOOKS AT YOU *
424
00:24:51,691 --> 00:24:56,596
* IT'S FOR SURE YOUR LITTLE EYE
WILL BE A-WINKIN' *
425
00:24:58,665 --> 00:25:02,669
* I GET CONFUSED 'CAUSE
I DON'T KNOW WHERE I STAND *
426
00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:04,537
* AND THEN YOU SMILE
427
00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:07,740
* AND HOLD MY HAND
428
00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:09,742
* LOVE IS KINDA CRAZY
429
00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:13,445
* WITH A SPOOKY
LITTLE GIRL LIKE YOU *
430
00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:14,681
OH, BEN'S A FAGGOT.
431
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,949
* SPOOKY *
432
00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:20,553
COME ON. THIS IS WHAT
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
433
00:25:20,553 --> 00:25:22,154
IT'S NOT THE SAME, GARDNER.
434
00:25:22,154 --> 00:25:23,289
WHAT'S NOT?
435
00:25:23,289 --> 00:25:24,456
THEY'RE JAILBAIT.
436
00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:27,426
WELL, THAT NEVER
STOPPED US BEFORE.
437
00:25:27,426 --> 00:25:29,028
WE WERE JAILBAIT BEFORE.
438
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:31,297
HA HA HA!
439
00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:32,899
THEY'RE AIRHEADS, GARDNER.
440
00:25:32,899 --> 00:25:34,100
BIMBOS.
441
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,702
LITTLE GIRLS
WITH LITTLE BRAINS.
442
00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:38,705
WE'RE NOT TRYING
TO EXPAND THEIR MINDS,
443
00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:41,340
PHILIP, SO DON'T
GET PICKY ON ME.
444
00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:43,743
SO RIGHT AFTER
SHE HAD THE BABY,
445
00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:47,914
THEY HAD TO REMOVE
HER UTOPIAN TUBES.
446
00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:50,549
NO. NO. THAT'S
FALLOPIAN, DARLIN'.
447
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,652
FALLOPIAN?
448
00:25:52,652 --> 00:25:55,655
THOSE ARE BOOKS
OF THE BIBLE, SILLY.
449
00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:59,425
FIRST AND SECOND
FALLOPIANS.
450
00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:02,962
SO WHAT DO YOU ALL
WANT TO DO NOW?
451
00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:04,797
ARE YOU 18?
452
00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:06,999
I KNOW, LET'S
SHOOT FIREWORKS.
453
00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:08,534
OOH!
454
00:26:08,534 --> 00:26:10,536
THAT WOULD BE SO NEAT.
455
00:26:10,536 --> 00:26:13,539
WOULD Y'ALL LIKE
TO DO THAT, HUH?
456
00:26:13,539 --> 00:26:14,941
ONLY IF IT'S NEAT.
457
00:26:14,941 --> 00:26:17,677
WE GOT TONS
OF BOTTLE ROCKETS
458
00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:19,078
LEFT OVER
FROM CHRISTMAS.
459
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,614
WE JUST GOING
TO PULL OFF THE ROAD?
460
00:26:21,614 --> 00:26:22,815
NO...
461
00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:25,952
I THINK WE'LL GO
TO MY DADDY'S PLACE.
462
00:26:25,952 --> 00:26:27,319
YAH!
463
00:26:27,319 --> 00:26:29,021
AAH AAH YAH!
464
00:26:30,322 --> 00:26:32,124
JUST WHAT EXACTLY
465
00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:33,760
DOES YOUR DADDY DO,
LORNA, DARLIN'?
466
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,028
HE'S IN
THE FUNERAL BUSINESS.
467
00:26:38,464 --> 00:26:41,133
THIS IS HIS CEMETERY.
468
00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:45,037
COME ON, Y'ALL.
469
00:26:52,979 --> 00:26:56,248
COME ON.
YOU'LL GET USED TO IT.
470
00:27:02,789 --> 00:27:05,792
CAN'T WE JUST FIND
A PLAYGROUND OR SOMETHING?
471
00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:07,794
THIS HAS BEEN
MY PLAYGROUND
472
00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:10,663
EVER SINCE
I CAN REMEMBER.
473
00:27:13,165 --> 00:27:14,400
SEE?
474
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,935
LOTS OF PLACES
TO HIDE.
475
00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:19,538
I AIN'T GOING TO ASK
WHAT WE'RE HIDING FROM.
476
00:27:19,538 --> 00:27:21,140
FROM EACH OTHER.
477
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,074
IT'S NO FUN
478
00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,943
SHOOTING ROCKETS
OFF IN THE AIR.
479
00:27:23,943 --> 00:27:25,778
YOU GOT TO HAVE
MOVING TARGETS.
480
00:27:25,778 --> 00:27:28,380
AIN'T THAT
JUST A TAD DANGEROUS?
481
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,683
NO. IT'S SO NEAT.
482
00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:32,752
WE'LL CHOOSE UP SIDES.
483
00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:35,221
OK. ME AND WAGGENER
AND PHIL.
484
00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:38,424
Y'ALL TAKE THE GARDEN
OF THE GOOD SHEPHERD
485
00:27:38,424 --> 00:27:40,159
AND THE GARDEN OF BLISS.
486
00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:43,362
WE'LL GO COUNT TO 100
WHILE YOU HIDE.
487
00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:44,764
THEN WE'LL
COME AFTER YOU.
488
00:27:44,764 --> 00:27:46,165
NO AIMING FOR THE FACE.
AND BE CAREFUL.
489
00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:49,368
THESE COULD GO OFF
AND HURT SOMEBODY.
490
00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:50,502
AAH!
491
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,038
WHOA!
492
00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:54,106
WHOA!
493
00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:57,376
WE STARTED!
494
00:27:57,376 --> 00:27:58,778
GARDENER.
495
00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:10,222
AAH!
496
00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:30,743
OK. COME ON.
497
00:28:30,743 --> 00:28:32,278
GO ON!
498
00:28:40,686 --> 00:28:43,689
Y'ALL WATCH OUT
FOR THOSE NEW GRAVES.
499
00:28:43,689 --> 00:28:45,958
THEY'RE NOT
PACKED DOWN YET.
500
00:28:47,693 --> 00:28:50,963
THESE STIFFS
GOT NO MANNERS AT ALL.
501
00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:06,846
SORRY, FRIEND.
502
00:29:06,846 --> 00:29:08,948
[EXPLOSION]
503
00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:27,233
AAH!
504
00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:31,770
I'M NOT SURE
I CAN DO IT, GARDNER.
505
00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:35,674
I'M NOT SURE I CAN GO.
506
00:29:35,674 --> 00:29:37,076
THEN DON'T.
507
00:30:08,707 --> 00:30:11,443
IT'S NOT QUITE
WHAT I EXPECTED.
508
00:30:11,443 --> 00:30:14,180
THEY SHOT GIANT HERE?
509
00:30:15,848 --> 00:30:17,249
CAN YOU IMAGINE?
510
00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:20,953
JAMES DEAN WALKING AROUND
RIGHT OUT HERE.
511
00:30:24,891 --> 00:30:27,894
PASS ME THE CLASSIFIEDS
THERE, WOULD YOU, BUD?
512
00:30:27,894 --> 00:30:30,897
ALL THAT INK'S
BOUND TO BE WARM.
513
00:30:30,897 --> 00:30:32,031
GREAT.
514
00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:33,900
THIS IS THE WORST.
515
00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:37,036
THIS IS THE WORST EVER.
516
00:30:38,104 --> 00:30:40,973
NOW IF IT
WOULD JUST RAIN.
517
00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:47,313
SEE THAT STAR...
518
00:30:47,313 --> 00:30:49,215
OFF THAT PEAK?
519
00:30:50,049 --> 00:30:51,918
THAT WAS OUR STAR...
520
00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:54,620
ME AND DEB...
521
00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:57,623
TO TALK TO
WHEN WE WERE APART.
522
00:30:57,623 --> 00:30:59,025
QUIT IT.
523
00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:03,029
I WONDER
IF THE NIGHT'S
524
00:31:03,029 --> 00:31:04,630
LIKE THIS IN 'NAM.
525
00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:06,865
YOU'LL FIND OUT
SOON ENOUGH.
526
00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,434
LOOKING FORWARD
TO IT,
527
00:31:08,434 --> 00:31:09,835
AIN'T YOU, PHILIP?
528
00:31:09,835 --> 00:31:11,803
TO SERVING MY COUNTRY?
529
00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:14,073
YEAH. I AM.
530
00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:16,508
THERE ARE OTHER
COUNTRIES.
531
00:31:16,508 --> 00:31:17,609
YOU KNOW?
532
00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:19,545
WHAT?
533
00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:21,280
THERE'S CANADA.
534
00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:26,685
YOU ARE THE MOST
IRRESPONSIBLE PERSON
535
00:31:26,685 --> 00:31:28,354
I HAVE EVER MET.
536
00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:30,756
WELL...
537
00:31:30,756 --> 00:31:33,325
SOMEBODY HAD TO BE.
538
00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:12,491
OW! SNAKE!
539
00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:13,559
SNAKE!
540
00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:14,760
SNAKE...
541
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,162
IT'S IN MY PANTS.
542
00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:18,730
DON'T RILE HIM UP,
PHILIP.
543
00:33:18,730 --> 00:33:21,200
DAMN. IT'S A SNAKE.
544
00:33:22,901 --> 00:33:24,503
WHAT KIND IS IT?
545
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,072
IT'S A RATTLER.
546
00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:28,607
IT'S MOVING!
547
00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:29,675
IT'S MOVING!
548
00:33:41,653 --> 00:33:43,289
A LIZARD.
549
00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:46,458
IT FELT LIKE A SNAKE.
550
00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:49,061
NO. IT FELT
LIKE A RATTLER.
551
00:33:49,061 --> 00:33:51,663
GOD! I WAS HAVING
A NIGHTMARE.
552
00:33:51,663 --> 00:33:54,400
WELL, GET USED
TO THEM.
553
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:58,937
20, 21, 22, 23
AND 50.
554
00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:01,307
AND 5
FOR THE GO JUICE.
555
00:34:01,307 --> 00:34:03,909
MUCH OBLIGED
FOR THAT BODY JOB.
556
00:34:03,909 --> 00:34:06,212
THAT IS FIRST
RATE WORK.
557
00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:11,483
THE OTHER WAY, BUD.
558
00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:15,221
REMEMBER, IT'S LEFTY LUCY,
RIGHTY TIGHTY.
559
00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:29,835
OH!
560
00:34:29,835 --> 00:34:31,737
OH!
561
00:34:35,441 --> 00:34:39,044
ANOTHER 100 MILES
AND WE'RE THERE, BOYS.
562
00:34:39,044 --> 00:34:40,812
* DOM ORTEGAS *
563
00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:42,214
HOW ABOUT SOME BREAKFAST?
564
00:34:42,214 --> 00:34:43,615
WHERE'D
YOU GET THE MONEY?
565
00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:45,817
BIRTHDAY PRESENT
FROM THE GIRLS.
566
00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:47,219
IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY.
567
00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:49,221
WELL, IT'S GOING TO BE.
568
00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:50,522
YOU STOLE THAT MONEY.
569
00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:53,225
JUST LIKE
YOU STOLE MY CAR.
570
00:34:53,225 --> 00:34:55,026
WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
571
00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:57,429
WE'RE EMBARKED
ON WHAT IS PROBABLY
572
00:34:57,429 --> 00:35:00,399
THE GREATEST EPIC
ADVENTURE OF ALL TIME.
573
00:35:00,399 --> 00:35:01,800
ALL YOU CAN DO...
574
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:04,403
NOBODY CARES ABOUT
EPIC ADVENTURES ANYMORE.
575
00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:09,541
PHILIP, WE...
576
00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:12,144
WE CAME OUT HERE
577
00:35:12,144 --> 00:35:15,147
TO TRY AND FORGET
SOME THINGS. ALL RIGHT?
578
00:35:15,147 --> 00:35:19,418
SO WHY WON'T YOU
LET US?
579
00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:22,154
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH GOING NOWHERE, SON.
580
00:35:22,154 --> 00:35:24,156
IT'S A PRIVILEGE
OF YOUTH.
581
00:35:24,156 --> 00:35:27,159
WE'RE NOT YOUTHS
ANYMORE, PETER PAN.
582
00:35:27,159 --> 00:35:29,161
YOU'RE ONLY 18 ONCE.
583
00:35:29,161 --> 00:35:32,164
LIKE YOU'RE ONLY
A VIRGIN ONCE,
584
00:35:32,164 --> 00:35:34,099
AND THEN IT'S OVER.
585
00:35:34,099 --> 00:35:35,901
LIKE THE GROOVERS.
586
00:35:35,901 --> 00:35:38,904
I SORT OF LIKE
TO THINK OF US
587
00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:40,539
AS AN INSTITUTION, BUD.
588
00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:41,907
OVER!
589
00:35:45,177 --> 00:35:46,778
YOU KNOW,
SOMEDAY, PHILIP,
590
00:35:46,778 --> 00:35:48,647
WHEN YOU'RE OLD...
591
00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:56,922
HEY...
592
00:35:56,922 --> 00:35:58,324
HEY...HEY,
WHERE YOU GOING?
593
00:35:58,324 --> 00:36:00,292
I'M NOT EVEN
RINSED OFF.
594
00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:01,893
NO MORE QUARTERS.
595
00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:03,195
GOD!
596
00:36:03,195 --> 00:36:04,296
DARN!
597
00:36:04,296 --> 00:36:07,299
I THINK YOU'RE TRASH,
GARDNER!
598
00:36:07,299 --> 00:36:09,100
I THINK YOU'RE SLIME.
599
00:36:09,100 --> 00:36:13,104
SELFISH, WORTHLESS,
IRRESPONSIBLE SLIME.
600
00:36:13,104 --> 00:36:16,675
WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THAT?
601
00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:19,945
FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION'S
A WONDERFUL THING.
602
00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:23,249
TURN MY CAR AROUND NOW!
603
00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:26,184
YOU'RE A BULLSHIT ARTIST.
604
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:28,587
THAT'S ALL YOU'RE
EVER GOING TO BE,
605
00:36:28,587 --> 00:36:30,789
'CAUSE WHEN LIFE
GETS TOO COMPLICATED,
606
00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:31,823
YOU JUST TAKE OFF.
607
00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:32,924
RUN AWAY.
608
00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:35,761
WELL, MAKE THE MOST
OF THIS ONE, ASSHOLE!
609
00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:38,930
IT'S THE LAST TIME
YOU PUSH ME AROUND.
610
00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:40,332
FIND SOME OTHER JERK
611
00:36:40,332 --> 00:36:41,933
TO GO CHASING
AFTER RAINBOWS...
612
00:36:41,933 --> 00:36:43,335
WILL YOU SHUT UP?
613
00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:44,936
JUST SHUT UP!
614
00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:46,738
I'M SICK
OF YOUR MOUTH.
615
00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:49,207
NOBODY MADE YOU COME,
YOU WHINER.
616
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:52,244
JUST LIKE NOBODY
MADE YOU ROOM WITH US.
617
00:36:52,244 --> 00:36:53,812
YOU WANTED TO!
618
00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:57,616
IT'S ALWAYS BITCH, BITCH
ABOUT DOM OR WHATEVER!
619
00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:59,551
THAT'S ALL
YOU'RE GOOD AT!
620
00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:01,553
YOU'RE A PAIN
IN THE ASS.
621
00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:05,957
SO EITHER KILL YOURSELF
AND DO US ALL A FAVOR
622
00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:07,626
OR SHUT THE HELL UP!
623
00:37:16,602 --> 00:37:19,471
I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE
EXPECTED AS MUCH
624
00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:22,073
FROM A GUY
WHO CHICKENS OUT
625
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:23,809
ON HIS OWN WEDDING.
626
00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:25,076
THAT'S RIGHT...
627
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,211
COWARD.
628
00:37:26,211 --> 00:37:29,014
IT WASN'T THE DRAFT.
629
00:37:29,014 --> 00:37:30,416
IT WASN'T HER PARENTS.
630
00:37:30,416 --> 00:37:34,019
YOU JUST GOT SCARED
AND RAN OFF LIKE HIM.
631
00:37:34,019 --> 00:37:35,821
AND NOW
YOU'RE DOWN HERE
632
00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:39,825
PRETENDING ALL THIS CRAP
IS STILL FUN.
633
00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:43,028
AFRAID TO ADMIT
SHE'S THE BEST THING
634
00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:45,030
THAT EVER
HAPPENED TO YOU!
635
00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:47,032
YOU KNOW YOU BLEW IT!
636
00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:49,134
YOU WIMP, I HAD TO!
637
00:37:49,134 --> 00:37:50,736
DON'T TELL ME...
638
00:37:50,736 --> 00:37:52,404
TAKE THE WHEEL.
639
00:37:55,173 --> 00:37:56,308
FELLAS!
640
00:37:56,308 --> 00:37:58,276
STOP IT.
641
00:37:58,276 --> 00:37:59,277
QUIT IT!
642
00:37:59,277 --> 00:38:00,546
QUIT IT.
643
00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:01,680
AAH!
644
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,481
COME ON.
645
00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:04,082
THAT'S IT, PHILIP.
646
00:38:04,082 --> 00:38:05,684
NOW, THAT'S IT.
647
00:38:05,684 --> 00:38:06,885
YOU WIN.
648
00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:10,356
WE'RE GOING HOME.
649
00:38:11,723 --> 00:38:14,926
THANKS TO YOU
DOM DON'T MEAN SHIT ANYMORE.
650
00:38:14,926 --> 00:38:16,227
DOM NEVER MEANT SHIT.
651
00:38:16,227 --> 00:38:17,796
YOU KNOW,
YOU TALK TOUGH.
652
00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:19,230
YOU ACT TOUGH.
653
00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:21,232
YOU MARCH A BUNCH
OF WEENIES
654
00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:22,634
AROUND
AN INTRAMURAL FIELD,
655
00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:26,672
BUT THE FACT IS,
YOU'RE AN ROTC COLONEL
656
00:38:26,672 --> 00:38:30,108
BECAUSE THAT'S ALL
YOU EVER COULD BE.
657
00:38:30,108 --> 00:38:31,910
AND NOW LOOK AT YOU.
658
00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:34,913
ANXIOUS TO RUN OFF
AND GET YOURSELF MARTYRED,
659
00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:38,116
HOPING SOMEBODY'S
GOING TO LOVE YOU FOR IT.
660
00:38:38,116 --> 00:38:39,518
YOU'RE PATHETIC, PHILIP.
661
00:38:39,518 --> 00:38:42,521
I DON'T KNOW
HOW ELSE TO SAY IT.
662
00:38:42,521 --> 00:38:44,122
YOU'RE JUST PATHETIC.
663
00:38:44,122 --> 00:38:45,524
THAT'S THE ONLY REASON
664
00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:49,027
WE HAD ANYTHING
TO DO WITH YOU.
665
00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:53,365
WE NEVER REALLY
LIKED YOU, SON.
666
00:38:53,365 --> 00:38:56,034
WE JUST FELT SORRY
FOR YOU.
667
00:38:58,303 --> 00:39:01,006
I'M...I'M NOT A WEENIE.
668
00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:02,408
DORMAN, TURN US AROUND.
669
00:39:02,408 --> 00:39:05,411
WE GOT TO GET
THIS LITTLE WEENIE
670
00:39:05,411 --> 00:39:08,414
BACK TO HIS STUPID
LITTLE, WORTHLESS WAR.
671
00:39:08,414 --> 00:39:10,849
YOU LISTEN TO ME!
672
00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:13,452
NOT EVERYONE GETS
A COLLEGE EDUCATION
673
00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:15,053
JUST HANDED TO THEM.
674
00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:16,455
THAT UNIFORM
IS MY TICKET
675
00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:18,724
TO SOME KIND
OF FUTURE.
676
00:39:19,758 --> 00:39:22,694
AND I'M GIVING
MY NOTICE RIGHT NOW.
677
00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:25,731
I'LL TAKE ON ANYBODY,
ANYTHING, ANYWHERE
678
00:39:25,731 --> 00:39:26,798
ANYTIME...
679
00:39:56,862 --> 00:39:58,063
WELL, PHILIP.
680
00:39:59,698 --> 00:40:01,833
O-OK.
681
00:41:41,533 --> 00:41:45,537
I'D HAVE DONE IT
IF WE HAD THE MONEY.
682
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:58,116
YOU LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING?
683
00:41:59,417 --> 00:42:01,052
YES, I AM.
684
00:42:02,554 --> 00:42:05,824
I'M LOOKING FOR
THE HEAD JUMPING BEAN.
685
00:42:29,715 --> 00:42:32,584
SOME GUYS ARE
LOOKING FOR YOU.
686
00:42:37,188 --> 00:42:38,590
GOOD MORNING TO YOU.
687
00:42:38,590 --> 00:42:41,593
QUITE A DAY
FOR JUMPING, ISN'T IT?
688
00:42:41,593 --> 00:42:43,194
GARDNER BARNES.
689
00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:44,596
YOUR NAME, SIR?
690
00:42:44,596 --> 00:42:46,497
UH, TRUMAN SPARKS.
691
00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:48,900
IT'S NICE
TO MEET YOU, TRUMAN.
692
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:51,903
YOUR WIFE TELLS ME
YOU'RE IN CHARGE HERE.
693
00:42:51,903 --> 00:42:53,905
NO. SHE AIN'T MY WIFE.
694
00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:56,441
TRELIS IS
JUST MY OLD LADY.
695
00:42:56,441 --> 00:43:00,545
TRUMAN, YOU EVER HEARD OF
THE MILWAUKEE DAILY MOON?
696
00:43:00,545 --> 00:43:01,980
HUH?
697
00:43:01,980 --> 00:43:04,983
WELL, WE'RE ON THE TRAVEL
AND ENTERTAINMENT STAFF
698
00:43:04,983 --> 00:43:06,584
OF THAT ILLUSTRIOUS
NEWSPAPER,
699
00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:08,954
AND WE'RE CONDUCTING
A RESEARCH TOUR.
700
00:43:08,954 --> 00:43:10,956
OUR ACTION-ADVENTURE
EDITOR, MR. HICKS,
701
00:43:10,956 --> 00:43:13,358
WANTS TO TAKE
A JUMP COURSE
702
00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:17,162
SO HE CAN ACCURATELY DEPICT
THE DELIGHTS OF SKYDIVING
703
00:43:17,162 --> 00:43:18,563
IN HIS COLUMN.
704
00:43:18,563 --> 00:43:21,166
HE WANTS
TO DO THAT TODAY?
705
00:43:21,166 --> 00:43:22,567
NO, SIR,
RIGHT NOW.
706
00:43:22,567 --> 00:43:24,569
IT'LL BE IN A PAPER?
707
00:43:24,569 --> 00:43:25,971
WE'RE TALKING
BIG DOLLARS.
708
00:43:25,971 --> 00:43:27,906
COULD ANY
OF THIS LAND
709
00:43:27,906 --> 00:43:30,008
BE AVAILABLE FOR
RESORT DEVELOPMENT?
710
00:43:30,008 --> 00:43:31,242
RESORT?
711
00:43:31,242 --> 00:43:32,644
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
712
00:43:32,644 --> 00:43:34,245
LOT OF POTENTIAL.
713
00:43:34,245 --> 00:43:35,914
LOT OF POTENTIAL.
714
00:43:37,048 --> 00:43:40,251
SINCE THIS SERIES
WILL BE A FREE GODSEND
715
00:43:40,251 --> 00:43:41,653
TO THE LOCAL ECONOMY,
716
00:43:41,653 --> 00:43:44,656
WE WERE HOPING MAYBE
THAT YOU COULD, UH,
717
00:43:44,656 --> 00:43:47,325
RECIPROCATE A LITTLE
ON THE LESSON.
718
00:43:48,259 --> 00:43:49,394
TRUMAN.
719
00:43:49,394 --> 00:43:50,528
HUH?
720
00:43:50,528 --> 00:43:51,930
ON THE LESSON.
721
00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:54,532
NO PROBLEM. WE'LL
WORK SOMETHING OUT.
722
00:43:54,532 --> 00:43:56,534
THEN LET'S GET TO IT.
723
00:43:56,534 --> 00:43:57,969
OK!
724
00:44:07,545 --> 00:44:09,881
OK, FIELD MARSHAL,
LET'S GO.
725
00:44:11,850 --> 00:44:13,852
HE'S SCARED OF
HEIGHTS, REMEMBER?
726
00:44:13,852 --> 00:44:16,087
WELL, MOST WEENIES ARE.
727
00:44:20,692 --> 00:44:22,360
AAH!
728
00:44:27,032 --> 00:44:28,633
HEY, PRETTY EXCITED,
ISN'T HE?
729
00:44:28,633 --> 00:44:31,703
THE MAN ABSOLUTELY
THRIVES ON DANGER.
730
00:44:31,703 --> 00:44:33,705
WE NEED TO COUNSEL
WITH HIM
731
00:44:33,705 --> 00:44:35,106
ABOUT HIS
EDITORIAL APPROACH,
732
00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:38,009
SO YOU GO INSIDE,
GET THINGS STRUNG UP.
733
00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:41,179
WE'LL BE IN
RIGHT AFTER YOU, OK?
734
00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:42,047
OK.
735
00:44:42,047 --> 00:44:44,816
LET HIM UP,
DORMAN.
736
00:44:44,816 --> 00:44:46,517
PRETTY MEAN,
AREN'T YOU, PHIL?
737
00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,887
PRETTY MEAN
CHARACTER.
738
00:44:48,887 --> 00:44:50,856
WELL, PROVE IT.
739
00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:54,359
ALL RIGHT, I WILL...
740
00:44:55,293 --> 00:44:56,694
ON ONE CONDITION.
741
00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,296
ANYTHING YOU SAY,
WEENIE.
742
00:44:58,296 --> 00:44:59,798
YOU'VE GOT TO SWEAR IT
743
00:44:59,798 --> 00:45:01,733
IN CASE
I'M NOT HERE.
744
00:45:01,733 --> 00:45:03,334
CONSIDER IT
SWORN.
745
00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:04,469
ME, TOO.
746
00:45:04,469 --> 00:45:06,104
IF I DO THIS,
747
00:45:06,104 --> 00:45:09,975
YOU GOT TO SWEAR
YOU WON'T DODGE THE DRAFT.
748
00:45:11,276 --> 00:45:14,445
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
749
00:45:14,445 --> 00:45:15,847
YOU GOT TO SWEAR
750
00:45:15,847 --> 00:45:19,117
YOU WON'T SKIP OFF
TO MEXICO WITH HIM!
751
00:45:24,756 --> 00:45:26,224
OK.
752
00:45:41,907 --> 00:45:45,176
I KNOW YOU BETTER
THAN YOU THINK.
753
00:45:58,256 --> 00:45:59,590
LET'S DO IT.
754
00:45:59,590 --> 00:46:01,592
HEY, REAL
GUNG HO, HUH?
755
00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:03,995
HE CAN'T WAIT
TO GET STARTED.
756
00:46:03,995 --> 00:46:06,597
SIGN A RELEASE,
AND WE'LL GO.
757
00:46:06,597 --> 00:46:07,598
A RELEASE?
758
00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:09,600
SAYING YOU
WON'T SUE ME
759
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,269
IF YOU
GET KILLED.
760
00:46:19,010 --> 00:46:21,012
YOU'LL BE
COMING OUT HERE
761
00:46:21,012 --> 00:46:24,615
AND DOING A STABLE FALL
FACE DOWN, FROG MODIFIED.
762
00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:27,018
OUT HERE COMES
THE STATIC LINE.
763
00:46:27,018 --> 00:46:30,021
THE PILOT CHUTE OPENS,
PULLING THE BRIDLE OUT.
764
00:46:30,021 --> 00:46:33,024
THEN THE MAIN CANOPY
WILL BE OPEN.
765
00:46:33,024 --> 00:46:35,827
YOU'LL BE HERE,
LOOKING UP HERE
766
00:46:35,827 --> 00:46:37,228
FOR THE WDI INDICATOR.
767
00:46:37,228 --> 00:46:39,797
YOU'LL ALSO CHECK
FOR MAE WEST.
768
00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:41,166
IF THAT'S NOT THERE,
769
00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:44,769
YOU CHECK HERE
FOR FOUR PANELS AND A HOLE.
770
00:46:44,769 --> 00:46:46,171
WHEN YOU COME DOWN,
771
00:46:46,171 --> 00:46:49,174
YOU'LL LAND HERE
AND GET IN THIS POSITION.
772
00:46:49,174 --> 00:46:51,176
THAT MEANS
YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.
773
00:46:51,176 --> 00:46:53,845
SO YOU WANT TO
GET RIGHT HERE,
774
00:46:53,845 --> 00:46:55,847
COME AROUND HERE,
FOLD UP,
775
00:46:55,847 --> 00:46:57,849
DO A TOGGLE
AND JETTISON,
776
00:46:57,849 --> 00:47:00,218
AND ALWAYS WATCH
THE HORIZON.
777
00:47:02,620 --> 00:47:05,623
ARCH! ARCH!
ARCH! ARCH!
778
00:47:05,623 --> 00:47:08,726
ARCH! ARCH!
ARCH! ARCH!
779
00:47:08,726 --> 00:47:10,595
ARCH! ARCH!
ARCH! ARCH!
780
00:47:10,595 --> 00:47:13,264
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
781
00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:15,033
HOLD IT.
782
00:47:15,033 --> 00:47:17,302
YOU SCREWED UP
AGAIN, MAN.
783
00:47:19,070 --> 00:47:22,440
YOU GOT TO STAY CLEAR
OF THIS GUIDELINE, DUDE,
784
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:25,810
OR YOU'RE GOING TO GET
YOUR HEAD TORE OFF.
785
00:47:25,810 --> 00:47:27,212
GO AHEAD AND
JUMP OFF THE STRUT
786
00:47:27,212 --> 00:47:29,948
AND ARCH BACK
ONTO THIS MATTRESS.
787
00:47:29,948 --> 00:47:31,349
ARCH!
ARCH!
788
00:47:31,349 --> 00:47:32,750
A GOOD HARD ARCH.
789
00:47:32,750 --> 00:47:35,753
LET'S DO IT AGAIN
LIKE I SHOWED YOU.
790
00:47:35,753 --> 00:47:38,156
YOU'RE INSIDE.
I CUT THE ENGINE.
791
00:47:38,156 --> 00:47:41,192
YOU REACH YOUR HANDS
OUTSIDE THE DOOR.
792
00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:43,094
STEP OUT
ON THE WHEEL,
793
00:47:43,094 --> 00:47:45,096
DANGLE A FOOT,
AND ARCH!
794
00:47:45,096 --> 00:47:47,465
ARCH!
ARCH!
795
00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:49,634
ARCH!
ARCH!
796
00:47:49,634 --> 00:47:51,236
ARCH!
ARCH!
797
00:47:51,236 --> 00:47:52,837
[CRASH]
798
00:47:52,837 --> 00:47:54,239
HA HA HA HA.
799
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:59,110
WOW. HE, UH, HE
MISSED THE MATTRESS.
800
00:48:05,183 --> 00:48:07,385
YOU MIGHT
WANT TO HELP HIM
801
00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:08,486
ADJUST THE STRAPS.
802
00:48:11,422 --> 00:48:14,025
THE CHANCES OF
HAVING A MALFUNCTION
803
00:48:14,025 --> 00:48:16,427
ARE 1 IN 1,000,
MR. HICKS.
804
00:48:16,427 --> 00:48:19,630
I DON'T EVEN WANT YOU
WORRYING ABOUT IT.
805
00:48:19,630 --> 00:48:21,432
I RIGGED CHUTES
IN NAM.
806
00:48:21,432 --> 00:48:24,035
I REPACK THESE
BABIES EVERY WEEK.
807
00:48:24,035 --> 00:48:25,770
IF SOMETHING
GOES WRONG
808
00:48:25,770 --> 00:48:27,038
WITH YOUR
MAIN CHUTE,
809
00:48:27,038 --> 00:48:29,440
YOU GOT THE
BELLY RESERVE HERE.
810
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,442
YOU'RE GOING
TO GET TWO SHOTS.
811
00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:34,445
WE'LL GO THROUGH IT
LIKE I SHOWED YOU.
812
00:48:34,445 --> 00:48:37,448
YOU'RE ON THE WING
AND LOOKING AT ME.
813
00:48:37,448 --> 00:48:40,051
COME ON. YOU'RE
LOOKING AT ME,
814
00:48:40,051 --> 00:48:43,054
AND I GIVE YOU
THE SIGNAL TO GO!
815
00:48:43,054 --> 00:48:45,156
NOW YOU'RE WATCHING
AND COUNTING.
816
00:48:45,156 --> 00:48:47,092
1,001, 1,002.
THERE'S NOTHING HAPPENING!
817
00:48:47,092 --> 00:48:49,694
AT 6, LOOK OVER
YOUR SHOULDER!
818
00:48:49,694 --> 00:48:52,097
IT'S A STREAMER!
CUT AWAY!
819
00:48:52,097 --> 00:48:54,865
PULL THE "D" RINGS!
TUCK AND COVER!
820
00:48:54,865 --> 00:48:57,902
TUCK AND COVER!
HIT THE RESERVE!
821
00:48:57,902 --> 00:49:00,471
LOOK OUT! YOU'RE
GOING TO BURN IN, MAN!
822
00:49:00,471 --> 00:49:03,374
LOOK OUT!
HERE COMES THE GROUND!
823
00:49:08,246 --> 00:49:10,248
YOU GOT TO BE
COOL, DUDE.
824
00:49:10,248 --> 00:49:12,750
DO THAT
IN THE REAL THING,
825
00:49:12,750 --> 00:49:14,419
AND YOU'RE
GOING TO BOUNCE.
826
00:49:14,419 --> 00:49:15,420
BOUNCE?
827
00:49:15,420 --> 00:49:18,023
WHEN SOMEBODY
MAKES THE BIG DROP,
828
00:49:18,023 --> 00:49:19,424
THEY DON'T
REALLY SPATTER.
829
00:49:19,424 --> 00:49:22,027
THEY JUST BOUNCE
ABOUT 10 FEET.
830
00:49:22,027 --> 00:49:23,428
AROUND HERE,
YOU DON'T
831
00:49:23,428 --> 00:49:26,031
'CAUSE THE LANDING
ZONE'S REAL SOFT.
832
00:49:26,031 --> 00:49:27,432
ALTHOUGH
IN ONE CASE,
833
00:49:27,432 --> 00:49:30,435
A GUY LEFT A CRATER
LIKE A METEORITE.
834
00:49:30,435 --> 00:49:33,638
DID HE BURN WHEN HE
ENTERED THE ATMOSPHERE?
835
00:49:33,638 --> 00:49:35,040
I DON'T THINK SO.
836
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,043
ARE WE READY
TO SUIT HIM UP?
837
00:49:38,043 --> 00:49:40,311
OH, SURE THING,
MR. BARNES.
838
00:49:52,523 --> 00:49:53,358
TEST 1.
839
00:49:53,358 --> 00:49:54,792
[ECHO]
TEST 1.
840
00:49:54,792 --> 00:49:55,826
TEST 2.
841
00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,062
[ECHO]
TEST 2.
842
00:49:57,062 --> 00:49:58,463
YOU'RE ALL SET, MAN.
843
00:49:58,463 --> 00:50:00,465
I'LL BE
TALKING YOU DOWN.
844
00:50:00,465 --> 00:50:02,667
IS SOMETHING
THE MATTER, DUDE?
845
00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:04,669
IF IT'LL
MAKE IT EASIER,
846
00:50:04,669 --> 00:50:06,071
I'LL JUMP FIRST
847
00:50:06,071 --> 00:50:09,340
SO'S YOU CAN WATCH
HOW IT'S DONE.
848
00:50:16,314 --> 00:50:18,015
OH.
849
00:50:18,916 --> 00:50:20,085
OH, GOD.
850
00:50:20,085 --> 00:50:23,088
WHAT A SPACE CADET
I AM, HUH?
851
00:50:23,088 --> 00:50:24,689
I CAN'T DO THAT.
852
00:50:24,689 --> 00:50:26,091
IF I DO THAT,
853
00:50:26,091 --> 00:50:28,693
WHO'S GOING
TO LAND THE PLANE?
854
00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:31,062
OH, GOD.
855
00:50:31,062 --> 00:50:32,663
THAT WAS A JOKE.
856
00:50:32,663 --> 00:50:34,732
THAT WAS
A BAD JOKE.
857
00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:42,173
THERE SHE IS.
858
00:50:45,243 --> 00:50:48,246
WHAT A BEAUT.
859
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,715
I PAINTED HER
MYSELF.
860
00:50:50,715 --> 00:50:52,517
SLOW YEAR, HUH?
861
00:50:53,718 --> 00:50:55,120
LOOKS FAST, TRUMAN.
862
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:56,521
YEAH. IT'S
THE STRIPES.
863
00:50:56,521 --> 00:50:59,690
YEAH. WELL,
I LIKE THOSE.
864
00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:01,092
TRELIS
PAINTED THOSE.
865
00:51:01,092 --> 00:51:02,693
SHE'S REAL
TALENTED.
866
00:51:02,693 --> 00:51:04,695
WATCH YOUR
HEADS NOW.
867
00:51:09,100 --> 00:51:11,102
WE DON'T NEED THAT.
868
00:51:11,102 --> 00:51:12,970
OH, HI, HAZEL.
869
00:51:12,970 --> 00:51:14,772
NO FLIGHT TODAY.
870
00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:32,623
[BANG]
871
00:51:32,623 --> 00:51:34,625
OH, SAY, TRUMAN,
I AIN'T SURE,
872
00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:38,163
BUT I THINK I JUST
HURT YOUR PLANE.
873
00:51:41,866 --> 00:51:44,402
OH. OH, NO, MAN.
DON'T WORRY.
874
00:51:44,402 --> 00:51:46,404
THAT THING'S
ALWAYS COMING OFF.
875
00:51:46,404 --> 00:51:49,407
I'M ALWAYS MEANING
TO FIX THIS THING.
876
00:51:49,407 --> 00:51:52,009
I JUST NEVER
HAVE THE TIME.
877
00:51:52,009 --> 00:51:53,411
THERE WE GO.
878
00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:55,913
THAT BABY'S
AS GOOD AS NEW.
879
00:51:55,913 --> 00:51:58,149
MR. HICKS!
880
00:51:58,149 --> 00:51:59,717
OH, HERE HE IS.
881
00:51:59,717 --> 00:52:01,118
THERE HE IS.
882
00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:02,720
YOU ALL SET?
883
00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:04,389
HE'S RARING TO GO.
884
00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:08,125
HEY, HOW COME YOU GUYS
885
00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:10,361
AREN'T WRITING
THIS STUFF DOWN?
886
00:52:10,361 --> 00:52:13,464
THAT'S A GOOD POINT,
TRUMAN.
887
00:52:24,309 --> 00:52:27,144
YOU TAKE
GOOD NOTES, PHILIP.
888
00:52:32,950 --> 00:52:34,619
HOP IN, DUDE.
889
00:52:55,673 --> 00:53:00,044
THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP
FOR A GROOVER, BOYS,
890
00:53:00,044 --> 00:53:04,315
ONE GIANT LEAP
FOR WEENIEKIND!
891
00:53:10,621 --> 00:53:11,889
WHOO!
892
00:53:43,153 --> 00:53:44,822
THERE HE IS, BOYS!
893
00:53:49,159 --> 00:53:52,430
I THINK HE'S REALLY
GOING TO DO IT.
894
00:53:54,164 --> 00:53:56,166
AIN'T THIS FINE?
895
00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:58,168
VICARIOUS
ENTERTAINMENT,
896
00:53:58,168 --> 00:53:59,470
COURTESY
OF PHIL HICKS,
897
00:53:59,470 --> 00:54:00,571
WEENIE
EXTRAORDINAIRE.
898
00:54:00,571 --> 00:54:03,140
OH, THAT PHIL.
HE'S SOMETHING.
899
00:54:03,140 --> 00:54:05,643
HEY!
900
00:54:05,643 --> 00:54:09,179
WHICH ONE OF YOU GEEKS
GRABBED THE WRONG CHUTE?
901
00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:10,848
WHO'S GOT MY LAUNDRY?
902
00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:21,759
YOU PROBABLY DO
STUFF LIKE THIS A LOT,
903
00:54:21,759 --> 00:54:23,761
BEING AN
ACTION-ADVENTURE EDITOR.
904
00:54:23,761 --> 00:54:26,364
DID YOU EVER SPEARFISH
FOR SHARKS?
905
00:54:26,364 --> 00:54:28,265
MUST BE A REAL RUSH...
906
00:54:28,265 --> 00:54:32,202
YOU AND A GREAT WHITE,
ONE ON ONE.
907
00:54:32,202 --> 00:54:35,139
HE DOESN'T HAVE
A RADIO ON THE PLANE?
908
00:54:35,139 --> 00:54:36,541
HE NEVER NEEDED ONE.
909
00:54:36,541 --> 00:54:38,142
THAT'S
AGAINST THE LAW.
910
00:54:38,142 --> 00:54:40,711
LISTEN, WE GOT
TO GET HIM DOWN,
911
00:54:40,711 --> 00:54:42,112
GET HIM DOWN.
912
00:54:42,112 --> 00:54:44,114
WE GOT TO STOP
HIM, TRELIS.
913
00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:45,516
QUIT WORRYING.
914
00:54:45,516 --> 00:54:48,118
HE'S GOT
ONE GOOD CHUTE
915
00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:49,520
AND MY LAUNDRY!
916
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,522
YOU THINK HE'S
GOING TO REMEMBER
917
00:54:51,522 --> 00:54:53,724
ANY OF THAT
EMERGENCY STUFF?
918
00:54:53,724 --> 00:54:54,592
WOULD YOU?
919
00:54:54,592 --> 00:54:56,594
WE GOT TO STOP HIM.
920
00:54:56,594 --> 00:54:59,129
WE GOT TO
SEND HIM A SIGNAL.
921
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,465
HOW, SMOKE SIGNALS?
922
00:55:00,465 --> 00:55:02,066
BURN HIS CAR.
923
00:55:02,066 --> 00:55:03,300
NO, NO!
SOMETHING ELSE.
924
00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,669
SOMETHING ELSE.
925
00:55:04,669 --> 00:55:06,070
I GOT IT!
926
00:55:06,070 --> 00:55:07,938
WE'LL SPELL
"DON'T JUMP"
927
00:55:07,938 --> 00:55:09,073
ON THE GROUND.
928
00:55:09,073 --> 00:55:10,475
WITH WHAT?
929
00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:20,718
HEY, YOU DON'T MIND
IF I FIRE UP, DO YOU?
930
00:55:20,718 --> 00:55:23,421
YOU MIGHT WANT
TO TAKE A COUPLE OF HITS
931
00:55:23,421 --> 00:55:25,490
BEFORE YOU
GO OUT THE DOOR.
932
00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:29,026
IT MAKES THE TRIP DOWN
REAL INTERESTING.
933
00:56:02,427 --> 00:56:03,561
QUICK, SON!
934
00:56:03,561 --> 00:56:06,697
WE NEED YOU
TO BE AN APOSTROPHE!
935
00:56:08,165 --> 00:56:10,568
NO, NO! IT'S NOT
GOING TO WORK!
936
00:56:10,568 --> 00:56:12,169
IT'S TOO SMALL.
937
00:56:12,169 --> 00:56:13,571
HE WON'T
UNDERSTAND IT.
938
00:56:13,571 --> 00:56:15,172
WE'RE OUT
OF CLOTHES.
939
00:56:15,172 --> 00:56:16,874
COME ON, GARDNER,
THINK!
940
00:56:30,421 --> 00:56:31,822
COME HERE, BOYS!
941
00:56:31,822 --> 00:56:34,425
THERE AREN'T MANY
DUDES LEFT AROUND
942
00:56:34,425 --> 00:56:35,693
WHO'LL GO FOR IT.
943
00:56:35,693 --> 00:56:38,162
THAT'S WHAT
IT'S ALL ABOUT.
944
00:56:38,162 --> 00:56:41,165
IT'S LIKE THE MAN SAID...
945
00:56:41,165 --> 00:56:43,568
IT'S BETTER
TO GO LIKE THIS
946
00:56:43,568 --> 00:56:45,570
THAN IN SOME
SENSELESS TRAGEDY.
947
00:56:45,570 --> 00:56:49,173
I'D RATHER BURN IN
AT 200 MILES AN HOUR
948
00:56:49,173 --> 00:56:50,575
AND HAVE SOME LAUGHS
949
00:56:50,575 --> 00:56:53,478
THAN TO EAT IT
IN A CAR ACCIDENT.
950
00:56:53,478 --> 00:56:56,080
THAT'S A DUMB WAY TO GO.
951
00:57:00,985 --> 00:57:01,952
OH, HEY.
952
00:57:01,952 --> 00:57:04,522
I GOT TO TELL
YOU ABOUT MY DREAM.
953
00:57:04,522 --> 00:57:06,791
YOU'RE GOING TO
GET INTO THIS, MAN.
954
00:57:06,791 --> 00:57:09,594
THE ONE THING
I WANT TO DO
955
00:57:09,594 --> 00:57:10,995
BEFORE JOINING
THE COSMOS
956
00:57:10,995 --> 00:57:13,631
IS HANG GLIDE
OFF MOUNT EVEREST.
957
00:57:13,631 --> 00:57:15,833
WAIT. HERE'S
THE BEST PART...
958
00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:17,167
IT'S NAKED!
959
00:57:17,167 --> 00:57:18,268
YEAH, MAN.
960
00:57:18,268 --> 00:57:21,739
* BORN TO BE WILD *
961
00:57:21,739 --> 00:57:23,774
YEAH, WE'RE ALMOST
THERE, BUDDY.
962
00:57:23,774 --> 00:57:26,143
THE DROP ZONE'S
DEAD AHEAD.
963
00:57:26,143 --> 00:57:28,145
HEY, MAN,
WHAT A DRAG.
964
00:57:28,145 --> 00:57:29,747
THE PLANE'S COMING.
965
00:57:29,747 --> 00:57:32,950
I MEAN WHERE DO
YOU GUYS GET OFF?
966
00:57:32,950 --> 00:57:33,818
BIODEGRADABLE SOAP
967
00:57:33,818 --> 00:57:36,086
DON'T COME CHEAP,
YOU KNOW.
968
00:57:36,086 --> 00:57:37,221
HEY, LOOK.
969
00:57:37,221 --> 00:57:40,090
YOUR BUDDIES WROTE YOU
SOME KIND OF MESSAGE.
970
00:57:40,090 --> 00:57:41,425
THIS IS GREAT!
971
00:57:41,425 --> 00:57:43,728
ONE BOTCHED LOAD
ISN'T ENOUGH.
972
00:57:43,728 --> 00:57:47,364
YOU GUYS ARE
TOTALLY UNCOOL.
973
00:57:47,364 --> 00:57:49,600
MY FLOUR!
974
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:52,036
WHAT A PISSER!
975
00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:57,542
"GO...ON."
976
00:57:57,542 --> 00:58:00,578
HEY, THOSE GUYS
SPELLED IT OUT GOOD.
977
00:58:00,578 --> 00:58:02,179
HERE, TAKE A LOOK.
978
00:58:02,179 --> 00:58:03,180
OH!
979
00:58:03,180 --> 00:58:04,248
AAH!
980
00:58:05,282 --> 00:58:07,084
HE'S COMING,
YOU GUYS!
981
00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:08,719
HE'S COMING!
982
00:58:08,719 --> 00:58:10,655
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS ON?
983
00:58:10,655 --> 00:58:12,256
UH, MA'AM,
UH, WAIT.
984
00:58:12,256 --> 00:58:13,257
MA'AM, NO.
985
00:58:13,257 --> 00:58:14,592
NO, MA'AM. NO. WHOA.
986
00:58:14,592 --> 00:58:16,661
NO, TRELIS, NO, WAIT.
987
00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,936
OK, MAN.
GET READY.
988
00:58:27,938 --> 00:58:30,675
JUST KEEP
YOUR DISTANCE, MAC.
989
00:58:30,675 --> 00:58:33,443
WE NEED THAT LAUNDRY
A FEW MINUTES.
990
00:58:33,443 --> 00:58:36,446
I AIN'T KINKY.
I AIN'T INTO THAT STUFF.
991
00:58:36,446 --> 00:58:38,215
[AIRPLANE MOTOR REVS]
992
00:58:40,417 --> 00:58:42,987
OK, DUDE,
OUT YOU GO.
993
00:58:46,591 --> 00:58:47,725
REMEMBER...
994
00:58:47,725 --> 00:58:50,561
I WANT TO SEE
A GOOD, HARD ARCH.
995
00:58:57,401 --> 00:58:59,937
WHAT AM I DOING
OUT HERE?
996
00:58:59,937 --> 00:59:01,471
GO!
997
00:59:01,471 --> 00:59:04,008
WHOA! AAH! AAH!
998
00:59:04,008 --> 00:59:07,311
HEY, MAN, YOU GOT
TO LET GO!
999
00:59:07,311 --> 00:59:08,713
DON'T GET SICK, MAN.
1000
00:59:08,713 --> 00:59:11,548
I CAN'T LAND
WITH YOU LIKE THAT.
1001
00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:14,218
SORRY, DUDE.
1002
00:59:15,519 --> 00:59:16,887
OOH!
1003
00:59:18,422 --> 00:59:19,957
YAA!
1004
00:59:19,957 --> 00:59:21,491
AAH! AAH!
1005
00:59:21,491 --> 00:59:24,762
AAH!
1006
00:59:27,698 --> 00:59:30,801
A WHOLE WASHDAY
SHOT TO HELL.
1007
00:59:30,801 --> 00:59:33,003
WOW. WHAT A BUMMER.
1008
00:59:38,643 --> 00:59:42,647
HEY, MR. HICKS,
GUESS WHAT?
1009
00:59:42,647 --> 00:59:44,749
HEY, DON'T GET UPSET,
MAN,
1010
00:59:44,749 --> 00:59:47,752
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING
I GOT TO TELL YOU.
1011
00:59:47,752 --> 00:59:50,020
YOUR PARACHUTE
DIDN'T OPEN, MAN.
1012
00:59:51,088 --> 00:59:52,589
MR. HICKS!
1013
00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:54,591
SWEET JESUS,
MAKE HIS BRAIN WORK.
1014
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:56,827
HIT THE RESERVE, SON.
HIT IT!
1015
00:59:56,827 --> 00:59:58,228
MR. HICKS! LISTEN, DUDE.
1016
00:59:58,228 --> 01:00:01,165
IF YOU'RE INTO PLAYING
IT CLOSE, THAT'S COOL,
1017
01:00:01,165 --> 01:00:04,234
BUT WE'RE TALKING
MEGAMALFUNCTION HERE.
1018
01:00:04,234 --> 01:00:06,370
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
1019
01:00:06,370 --> 01:00:08,472
COME ON, PHIL!
HIT IT!
1020
01:00:08,472 --> 01:00:11,308
TURN YOUR VOLUME
UP A TAD!
1021
01:00:12,643 --> 01:00:16,380
I SAID YOUR PARACHUTE
DIDN'T OPEN, MAN!
1022
01:00:16,380 --> 01:00:17,848
WHAT?
1023
01:00:17,848 --> 01:00:19,449
OK, DUDE, NO PROBLEM.
1024
01:00:19,449 --> 01:00:21,852
JUST WANTED
TO KEEP YOU POSTED.
1025
01:00:21,852 --> 01:00:26,256
NOW WHY DON'T WE PULL ON
THAT OLD RESERVE, HUH?
1026
01:00:26,256 --> 01:00:27,992
IT'S ON YOUR BELLY, MAN.
1027
01:00:27,992 --> 01:00:31,461
IT'S A SILVER HANDLE
ON YOUR BELLY.
1028
01:00:31,461 --> 01:00:34,164
YOUR STOMACH.
YOUR TUM-TUM.
1029
01:00:34,164 --> 01:00:37,167
PULL THE HANDLE
ON YOUR STOMACH!
1030
01:00:44,541 --> 01:00:46,343
PULL THE HANDLE
1031
01:00:46,343 --> 01:00:48,078
ON YOUR STOMACH!
1032
01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:56,754
PULL THE HANDLE
ON YOUR STOMACH!
1033
01:01:02,026 --> 01:01:03,027
PHILIP!
1034
01:01:03,027 --> 01:01:04,094
YAHOO!
1035
01:01:05,730 --> 01:01:06,731
YEAH!
1036
01:01:06,731 --> 01:01:07,965
YAHOO!
1037
01:01:07,965 --> 01:01:10,835
YEAH! ALL RIGHT.
WAY TO GO, MR. HICKS!
1038
01:01:10,835 --> 01:01:13,904
NOW GET THOSE LEGS
TOGETHER
1039
01:01:13,904 --> 01:01:16,640
AND GET READY TO LAND!
1040
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:19,176
YAY!
WOOWOO! WOO!
1041
01:01:23,647 --> 01:01:26,383
YEAH!
YAHOO!
1042
01:01:26,383 --> 01:01:28,252
TERRIFIC!
YAHOO!
1043
01:01:28,252 --> 01:01:30,387
YEAH!
WOOHOO!
1044
01:01:42,733 --> 01:01:43,734
WOOHOO!
1045
01:01:43,734 --> 01:01:46,303
WOOHOO!
YEAH!
1046
01:01:48,806 --> 01:01:49,807
WOOHOO!
1047
01:01:49,807 --> 01:01:52,910
YOU MADE IT, SON!
1048
01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:55,880
PHILIP.
LISTEN TO ME, SON.
1049
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:58,282
I DIDN'T MEAN
A WORD.
1050
01:01:58,282 --> 01:01:59,616
NOT A WORD.
1051
01:01:59,616 --> 01:02:01,018
WAY TO GO, MISTER!
1052
01:02:01,018 --> 01:02:04,188
GREAT RECOVERY, MAN.
I WANT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND.
1053
01:02:04,188 --> 01:02:07,191
HE'S GOT A GOOD GRIP
ON THAT THING.
1054
01:02:07,191 --> 01:02:09,827
WAKE UP, SON.
IT'S ALL OVER.
1055
01:02:09,827 --> 01:02:10,961
FORGIVE US.
1056
01:02:10,961 --> 01:02:12,997
WE'LL NEVER
BADMOUTH YOU AGAIN.
1057
01:02:14,198 --> 01:02:16,233
ANGELS!
1058
01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:17,634
NO, SON, IT'S US.
1059
01:02:17,634 --> 01:02:19,636
YOU MADE IT.
YOU'RE ALIVE.
1060
01:02:19,636 --> 01:02:22,039
YOU'RE GOING DOWN
IN THE ANNALS
1061
01:02:22,039 --> 01:02:24,909
OF GROOVERDOM
FOR THIS ONE, BUD.
1062
01:02:27,244 --> 01:02:28,478
WAIT A MINUTE.
1063
01:02:28,478 --> 01:02:32,316
YOU GET A FREE PICTURE
WITH YOUR FIRST JUMP.
1064
01:02:32,316 --> 01:02:33,517
OK.
1065
01:02:33,517 --> 01:02:34,919
OH. LISTEN, UH...
1066
01:02:34,919 --> 01:02:37,654
HOPE YOU AREN'T SORE
ABOUT THIS LITTLE SCREWUP.
1067
01:02:37,654 --> 01:02:39,056
OH, NO. NO.
1068
01:02:39,056 --> 01:02:40,657
ACCIDENTS
WILL HAPPEN.
1069
01:02:40,657 --> 01:02:42,993
I DON'T WANT
NO BAD PRESS.
1070
01:02:42,993 --> 01:02:45,162
OK, HOLD IT, HOLD IT.
1071
01:02:46,864 --> 01:02:50,134
I THINK YOU'RE GOING
TO LIKE THIS ONE.
1072
01:03:05,916 --> 01:03:07,317
YOU'LL WEAR THAT OUT
1073
01:03:07,317 --> 01:03:10,187
LOOKING AT IT
SO MUCH, PHILIP.
1074
01:03:14,524 --> 01:03:16,493
WEENIES ARE LIKE THAT.
1075
01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:28,072
THANKS FOR LETTING US
FINISH THIS THING.
1076
01:03:58,969 --> 01:04:00,570
IT'S THE LAST ONE.
1077
01:04:02,907 --> 01:04:04,909
HOW FAR
IS THE BORDER?
1078
01:04:04,909 --> 01:04:10,147
IT'S ABOUT
3 OR 4 MILES THATAWAY.
1079
01:04:11,148 --> 01:04:13,317
THINK HE'S
STILL THERE? DOM?
1080
01:04:13,317 --> 01:04:16,286
YEAH. IT DON'T
ALL CHANGE.
1081
01:04:17,521 --> 01:04:20,057
THIS PLACE DID.
1082
01:04:20,057 --> 01:04:23,060
REMEMBER WHEN
YOU WERE 16, 17,
1083
01:04:23,060 --> 01:04:24,394
LOOKING AHEAD?
1084
01:04:24,394 --> 01:04:27,064
HOW YOU KNEW THE NEXT
COUPLE OF YEARS...
1085
01:04:27,064 --> 01:04:29,399
THEY'D BE GREAT.
1086
01:04:29,399 --> 01:04:31,068
JUST KNEW IT.
1087
01:04:32,069 --> 01:04:35,305
I DON'T FEEL
THAT WAY NO MORE.
1088
01:04:36,941 --> 01:04:39,509
I'M NOT GOING
WITH YOU, GARDNER.
1089
01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:41,946
I SWORE.
1090
01:04:42,947 --> 01:04:44,348
I KNOW.
1091
01:04:46,816 --> 01:04:49,653
HOW ABOUT YOU?
WHAT'S AFTER MEXICO?
1092
01:04:51,956 --> 01:04:54,358
I AIN'T TOO WORRIED
ABOUT THAT.
1093
01:04:54,358 --> 01:04:56,360
YOU KNOW,
YOU COULD REQUEST
1094
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:58,695
A DUTY ASSIGNMENT
IN GERMANY.
1095
01:04:58,695 --> 01:05:01,131
WE GOT LOTS
OF BASES THERE.
1096
01:05:01,131 --> 01:05:03,267
MAYBE I COULD
HELP OUT.
1097
01:05:04,534 --> 01:05:05,936
WELL, THANK YOU, BUD.
1098
01:05:05,936 --> 01:05:10,607
BUT, UH...I JUST
CAN'T CHANCE THAT.
1099
01:05:11,575 --> 01:05:12,943
ANYWAY, YOU KNOW ME...
1100
01:05:12,943 --> 01:05:14,478
GOT TO ROAM.
1101
01:05:14,478 --> 01:05:15,946
GOT TO BIRD-DOG.
1102
01:05:15,946 --> 01:05:18,348
GOT TO CROSS
FEMALES AND FENCES,
1103
01:05:18,348 --> 01:05:22,619
AND IF YOU'D ALL JUST
COME WITH ME, YOU'D SEE.
1104
01:05:45,575 --> 01:05:47,111
WELL, THEN...
1105
01:05:49,713 --> 01:05:52,382
LET'S GO DIG
THAT RASCAL UP.
1106
01:07:55,004 --> 01:07:56,606
THAT'S IT.
1107
01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:15,259
HELLO, BUD.
1108
01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:06,710
HERE'S TO US, BY GOD!
1109
01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:10,280
TO US, AND THAT,
1110
01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:13,617
AND PRIVILEGES
OF YOUTH.
1111
01:09:13,617 --> 01:09:17,254
HERE'S TO US
AND WHAT WE WERE.
1112
01:09:17,254 --> 01:09:20,156
AND WHAT WE'LL BE.
1113
01:09:22,426 --> 01:09:24,328
AND WHAT WE'LL BE.
1114
01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:37,574
[BOTTLE BREAKS]
1115
01:09:41,044 --> 01:09:42,712
WAS IT WORTH IT?
1116
01:09:45,048 --> 01:09:46,450
YEAH...
1117
01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:48,918
IT WAS.
1118
01:09:48,918 --> 01:09:52,522
NO, IT WASN'T.
I BLEW IT.
1119
01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:55,525
SHE LOVED ME,
AND I BLEW IT.
1120
01:09:55,525 --> 01:09:58,127
MAYBE IT NEVER
WOULD HAVE WORKED,
1121
01:09:58,127 --> 01:10:00,997
BUT AT LEAST I SHOULD
HAVE TRIED.
1122
01:10:00,997 --> 01:10:02,399
I SHOULD HAVE TRIED.
1123
01:10:02,399 --> 01:10:06,303
GOD DAMN IT!
I BLEW IT!
1124
01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:21,418
YOU EVER BEEN
IN LOVE, PHILIP?
1125
01:10:25,154 --> 01:10:27,223
I DON'T KNOW.
1126
01:10:27,223 --> 01:10:28,625
COURSE YOU KNOW.
1127
01:10:28,625 --> 01:10:30,294
IF YOU EVER THOUGHT
YOU LOVED A WOMAN,
1128
01:10:30,294 --> 01:10:33,096
YOU LOVED HER.
1129
01:10:33,096 --> 01:10:35,098
THAT'S ALL LOVE IS,
MOSTLY.
1130
01:10:35,098 --> 01:10:36,933
THOUGHTS.
1131
01:10:49,178 --> 01:10:50,580
HELP ME HERE.
1132
01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:53,450
THIS BOY'S GOT
TO GET MARRIED.
1133
01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:58,388
YES?
1134
01:10:58,388 --> 01:10:59,723
OF COURSE
SHE SAID YES.
1135
01:10:59,723 --> 01:11:02,326
WASN'T IT ME
PROPOSING FOR HIM?
1136
01:11:02,326 --> 01:11:03,927
WAS SHE MAD?
1137
01:11:03,927 --> 01:11:05,329
I BLAMED YOU.
1138
01:11:05,329 --> 01:11:06,596
WHAT?
1139
01:11:06,596 --> 01:11:09,466
SHE KNOWS BETTER.
FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE,
1140
01:11:09,466 --> 01:11:11,468
DO WHAT I TELL YOU,
1141
01:11:11,468 --> 01:11:14,671
AND WE MIGHT
PULL THIS THING OFF.
1142
01:11:14,671 --> 01:11:15,539
YES, SIR.
1143
01:11:15,539 --> 01:11:17,474
ARE WE TAKING
HIM TO DALLAS?
1144
01:11:17,474 --> 01:11:20,076
NO. HER FAMILY
WOULD KILL HIM.
1145
01:11:20,076 --> 01:11:21,478
IT WOULD BE BORING.
1146
01:11:21,478 --> 01:11:23,680
SHE'S GOT TO COME HERE.
1147
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:24,881
HOW?
1148
01:11:28,485 --> 01:11:30,086
GIVE ME THAT DIME.
1149
01:11:30,086 --> 01:11:31,488
THERE'S ONLY
ONE HUMAN BEING
1150
01:11:31,488 --> 01:11:34,023
THAT CAN DO IT ON TIME.
1151
01:11:47,003 --> 01:11:50,139
* GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNIN'
1152
01:11:50,139 --> 01:11:53,677
* HEAD OUT
ON THE HIGHWAY *
1153
01:11:53,677 --> 01:11:55,244
* LOOKIN' FOR ADVENTURE...
1154
01:11:55,244 --> 01:11:59,516
"I-35 TO LOOP 635.
1155
01:11:59,516 --> 01:12:01,385
SOUTH TO BAND-AID."
1156
01:12:01,385 --> 01:12:03,286
BAND-AID?
1157
01:12:03,286 --> 01:12:06,890
* TAKE THE WORLD
IN A LOVE EMBRACE *
1158
01:12:06,890 --> 01:12:10,360
* FIRE ALL THE GUNS
AT ONCE AND *
1159
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:13,229
* EXPLODE INTO SPACE
1160
01:12:13,229 --> 01:12:16,766
* I LIKE SMOKE
AND LIGHTNING *
1161
01:12:16,766 --> 01:12:19,035
* HEAVY METAL THUNDER...
1162
01:12:19,035 --> 01:12:20,203
OH...
1163
01:12:20,203 --> 01:12:21,638
OH, "CLEVELAND."
1164
01:12:26,209 --> 01:12:28,912
YOU. HEY, YOU!
1165
01:12:28,912 --> 01:12:32,115
YEAH. TERMINATE THAT
FLIGHT PATH IMMEDIATELY.
1166
01:12:32,115 --> 01:12:33,750
FOLLOW ME
INTO LOVE FIELD.
1167
01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:36,953
NOW! I'M NOT
TELLING YOU TWICE.
1168
01:12:36,953 --> 01:12:39,589
* EXPLODE INTO SPACE
1169
01:12:39,589 --> 01:12:42,492
* LIKE A TRUE
NATURE'S CHILD *
1170
01:12:42,492 --> 01:12:45,995
* WE WERE BORN,
BORN TO BE WILD *
1171
01:12:45,995 --> 01:12:48,164
* WE CAN CLIMB SO HIGH
1172
01:12:48,164 --> 01:12:52,536
* I NEVER
WANT TO DIE... *
1173
01:13:23,633 --> 01:13:25,234
WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?
1174
01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:26,636
US? OH,
SETTING UP
1175
01:13:26,636 --> 01:13:27,837
FOR A WEDDING
RECEPTION.
1176
01:13:27,837 --> 01:13:28,638
HERE?
1177
01:13:28,638 --> 01:13:30,239
YEP. BIG ONE, TOO.
1178
01:13:30,239 --> 01:13:33,643
CHAMPAGNE, ROAST
DUCK, THE WORKS.
1179
01:13:33,643 --> 01:13:34,711
FACT,
CATERING TRUCKS
1180
01:13:34,711 --> 01:13:35,812
OUGHT TO BE
HERE ANY MINUTE.
1181
01:13:35,812 --> 01:13:38,314
YOU FEEL FREE
TO STICK AROUND.
1182
01:13:38,314 --> 01:13:40,283
THERE'LL BE PLENTY
FOR EVERYBODY.
1183
01:13:40,283 --> 01:13:42,852
OH! NAPKINS!
1184
01:13:42,852 --> 01:13:45,955
I FORGOT TO ORDER
THE NAPKINS.
1185
01:13:45,955 --> 01:13:49,693
YOU KNOW,
IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING.
1186
01:13:49,693 --> 01:13:52,629
HELL,
I GOT NAPKINS.
1187
01:13:55,231 --> 01:13:56,866
DO YOU?
1188
01:14:09,746 --> 01:14:11,981
* GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNIN'
1189
01:14:11,981 --> 01:14:14,951
* HEAD OUT
ON THE HIGHWAY *
1190
01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:16,219
* LOOKIN'... *
1191
01:14:26,029 --> 01:14:28,632
[RING]
1192
01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:33,770
[RING]
1193
01:14:35,404 --> 01:14:38,575
[RING]
1194
01:14:41,511 --> 01:14:42,946
HELLO?
1195
01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:44,981
WHO?
1196
01:14:44,981 --> 01:14:47,116
JUST A MOMENT.
1197
01:14:47,116 --> 01:14:49,118
ARE YOU MR. BARNES?
1198
01:14:49,118 --> 01:14:51,921
WELL, YES, I AM.
1199
01:14:51,921 --> 01:14:53,256
TELEPHONE.
1200
01:14:56,059 --> 01:14:58,061
THANK YOU, SIR.
1201
01:14:58,061 --> 01:14:59,095
HELLO?
1202
01:14:59,095 --> 01:15:00,229
YES.
1203
01:15:00,229 --> 01:15:01,898
YES.
1204
01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:04,067
OH, NO.
1205
01:15:04,067 --> 01:15:05,368
NO.
1206
01:15:05,368 --> 01:15:08,271
WELL, HOW AM I
SUPPOSED TO...
1207
01:15:12,508 --> 01:15:14,510
TALK ABOUT
YOUR ROTTEN LUCK.
1208
01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:15,511
WHAT HAPPENED?
1209
01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:16,713
NO CHAMPAGNE.
1210
01:15:16,713 --> 01:15:18,915
TRUCK FLIPPED OVER
IN FORT STOCKTON.
1211
01:15:18,915 --> 01:15:20,516
BROKE EVERY
DAMN BOTTLE.
1212
01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:22,752
WHAT WILL WE DRINK?
1213
01:15:22,752 --> 01:15:26,556
SAY, Y'ALL DRINK BEER?
1214
01:15:27,657 --> 01:15:29,525
WELL, YES.
1215
01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:31,928
ON OCCASION.
1216
01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:35,565
[HORN HONKS]
1217
01:15:55,919 --> 01:15:57,053
HI, THERE.
1218
01:15:57,053 --> 01:15:58,187
HI.
1219
01:15:58,187 --> 01:16:00,123
MIND IF I CUT IN?
1220
01:16:00,123 --> 01:16:01,791
THANKS A LOT.
1221
01:16:08,531 --> 01:16:11,534
I WISH
WE'D ORDERED BEANS.
1222
01:16:11,534 --> 01:16:14,537
I'LL GO HOME
AND FIX A BATCH.
1223
01:16:14,537 --> 01:16:15,972
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
1224
01:16:15,972 --> 01:16:18,942
THEY'D BETTER BRING TABLES
ON THAT CATERING TRUCK.
1225
01:16:18,942 --> 01:16:20,944
THERE'S TABLES
AT THE SCHOOLHOUSE.
1226
01:16:20,944 --> 01:16:23,947
I WONDER IF WE MIGHT
BORROW A FEW.
1227
01:16:23,947 --> 01:16:26,549
I RECKON.
MY SON IS PRINCIPAL.
1228
01:16:26,549 --> 01:16:28,551
SAY, YOU LOOKING FOR ME?
1229
01:16:28,551 --> 01:16:29,953
ED. THE BUTCHER.
1230
01:16:29,953 --> 01:16:34,858
ED, THIS IS
SO EMBARRASSING.
1231
01:16:42,231 --> 01:16:45,068
[MUSICAL HORN HONKS]
1232
01:16:49,605 --> 01:16:53,609
NEVER CATER ANOTHER PARTY
WITH THOSE PEOPLE.
1233
01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:55,611
YOU FOLKS ARE SO KIND.
1234
01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:57,213
WHY, THANK YOU.
1235
01:16:57,213 --> 01:16:58,214
YOU'RE WELCOME.
1236
01:16:58,214 --> 01:17:00,216
WE LOST THE BAND!
1237
01:17:04,553 --> 01:17:05,554
MEL.
1238
01:17:05,554 --> 01:17:07,156
YEAH, I HEARD.
1239
01:17:07,156 --> 01:17:08,557
THAT'S A SHAME.
1240
01:17:08,557 --> 01:17:10,960
THERE'S SOME FELLAS
HERE IN TOWN
1241
01:17:10,960 --> 01:17:12,361
THAT CUT A MEAN...
1242
01:17:12,361 --> 01:17:15,364
THE BAND WAS BRINGING
THE DECORATIONS, TOO.
1243
01:17:15,364 --> 01:17:18,567
SEE, THEY WERE BRINGING
OUR TREE LIGHTS, EVERYTHING.
1244
01:17:18,567 --> 01:17:21,037
I'M SORRY YOU HOOKED
THOSE EXTENSIONS UP
1245
01:17:21,037 --> 01:17:22,171
FOR NOTHING.
1246
01:17:22,171 --> 01:17:24,974
THIS THING WAS COMING
TOGETHER SO NICE, TOO.
1247
01:17:24,974 --> 01:17:27,076
WELL, TREE LIGHTS, HUH?
1248
01:17:29,445 --> 01:17:30,579
WAGGENER.
1249
01:17:30,579 --> 01:17:32,716
WAGGENER.
1250
01:17:32,716 --> 01:17:34,117
WAKE UP.
1251
01:17:35,584 --> 01:17:37,086
GET HANDSOME.
1252
01:18:43,286 --> 01:18:46,322
TRUMAN, YOU ARE
A GENTLEMAN AND A SCHOLAR.
1253
01:18:46,322 --> 01:18:49,525
LOOK, I OWED YOU ONE,
MR. BARNES,
1254
01:18:49,525 --> 01:18:51,194
AND HERE SHE IS.
1255
01:18:58,935 --> 01:19:00,804
DON'T I KNOW YOU?
1256
01:19:01,905 --> 01:19:03,773
YOU USED TO.
1257
01:22:19,302 --> 01:22:20,503
THANKS.
1258
01:22:33,316 --> 01:22:34,350
HERE.
1259
01:22:34,350 --> 01:22:37,386
BEST MAN'S GOT TO DANCE,
TOO, YOU KNOW.
1260
01:22:55,004 --> 01:22:56,005
HEY!
1261
01:22:56,005 --> 01:22:58,207
HOW ABOUT A FANDANGO?
1262
01:24:39,142 --> 01:24:40,776
[CHEERING]
1263
01:24:52,455 --> 01:24:53,656
KEEP IT.
1264
01:25:02,965 --> 01:25:04,567
WHERE'S GARDNER?
1265
01:25:04,567 --> 01:25:06,302
WHERE'S GARDNER?
1266
01:25:06,302 --> 01:25:08,171
HE'S NOT HERE.
1267
01:25:47,610 --> 01:25:48,677
WELL, LISTEN,
1268
01:25:48,677 --> 01:25:50,613
I'M GOING TO CATCH
A RIDE WITH SOMEBODY.
1269
01:25:50,613 --> 01:25:52,080
IT'S BEEN REAL.
1270
01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:54,283
CALL ME SOME TIME.
1271
01:25:54,283 --> 01:25:57,152
ARTHUR ANDERSON
IN DALLAS.
1272
01:26:06,929 --> 01:26:08,764
GARDNER
DIDN'T SAY GOODBYE.
1273
01:26:09,832 --> 01:26:11,667
NEITHER WILL I.
1274
01:26:31,987 --> 01:26:33,422
DORMAN?
1275
01:26:47,270 --> 01:26:49,472
GOODBYE, FRIEND.
1276
01:26:49,472 --> 01:26:51,907
HAVE A NICE LIFE.
1277
01:27:46,161 --> 01:27:49,164
* COME DOWN
OFF YOUR THRONE *
1278
01:27:49,164 --> 01:27:52,301
* AND LEAVE
YOUR BODY ALONE *
1279
01:27:52,301 --> 01:27:57,840
* SOMEBODY MUST CHANGE
1280
01:27:57,840 --> 01:28:03,546
* YOU ARE THE REASON
I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG *
1281
01:28:03,546 --> 01:28:07,983
* SOMEBODY HOLDS THE KEY
1282
01:28:07,983 --> 01:28:11,387
* WELL, I'M NEAR THE END
1283
01:28:11,387 --> 01:28:17,292
* AND I JUST AIN'T GOT
THE TIME *
1284
01:28:17,292 --> 01:28:19,528
* AND I'M WASTED
1285
01:28:19,528 --> 01:28:25,634
* AND I CAN'T
FIND MY WAY HOME *
1286
01:28:36,645 --> 01:28:38,847
* OOH OOH OOH OOH
1287
01:28:38,847 --> 01:28:41,984
* OOH OOH OOH
1288
01:28:41,984 --> 01:28:47,022
* OOH OOH OOH OOH
1289
01:28:47,022 --> 01:28:49,592
* COME DOWN ON YOUR OWN
1290
01:28:49,592 --> 01:28:53,161
* AND LEAVE
YOUR BODY ALONE *
1291
01:28:53,161 --> 01:28:58,601
* SOMEBODY MUST CHANGE
1292
01:28:58,601 --> 01:29:00,369
* YOU ARE THE REASON
1293
01:29:00,369 --> 01:29:04,407
* I'VE BEEN WAITING
ALL THESE YEARS *
1294
01:29:04,407 --> 01:29:08,544
* SOMEBODY HOLDS THE KEY
1295
01:29:08,544 --> 01:29:11,313
* WELL, I'M NEAR THE END
1296
01:29:11,313 --> 01:29:16,619
* AND I JUST AIN'T GOT
THE TIME *
1297
01:29:16,619 --> 01:29:19,422
* OH, AND I'M WASTED
1298
01:29:21,256 --> 01:29:27,129
* AND I CAN'T
FIND MY WAY HOME *
1299
01:29:36,772 --> 01:29:41,477
* OOH
1300
01:29:41,477 --> 01:29:47,450
* BUT I CAN'T FIND
MY WAY HOME *
1301
01:29:47,450 --> 01:29:49,952
* AAH
1302
01:29:49,952 --> 01:29:52,220
* OOH
1303
01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:58,193
* BUT I CAN'T FIND
MY WAY HOME *
1304
01:29:58,193 --> 01:30:02,698
* OOH
1305
01:30:02,698 --> 01:30:08,904
* BUT I CAN'T FIND
MY WAY HOME *
1306
01:30:08,904 --> 01:30:11,707
* OOH OOH OOH
1307
01:30:11,707 --> 01:30:13,742
* OOH OOH OOH OOH
1308
01:30:13,742 --> 01:30:18,747
* BUT I CAN'T FIND
MY WAY HOME *
1309
01:30:18,747 --> 01:30:24,286
* STILL I CAN'T FIND
MY WAY HOME *
1310
01:30:24,286 --> 01:30:29,992
* AND I AIN'T
DONE NOTHING WRONG *
1311
01:30:29,992 --> 01:30:36,098
* BUT I CAN'T FIND
MY WAY HOME *
79010
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