Original subtitles

'I am Ravi'

'Anything can happen in life'

'Things we do not even imagine may happen'

'One such incredible story...is mine'

Sir, 'caste' and 'religion' haven't been filled in this form

- What is 'caste', son? - I don't know, pa

We are teaching them something they are clueless

Let my son grow up equally with his classmates oblivious of all this

I won't fill up those details, thanks

That's all Job over

He loves wasting time on Sundays claiming to make Dhokra statuettes

We should do the work we love even if people criticize us

It will always come in handy

Why is that broken, pa?

This piece, huh?

This is handed over in our family to the person they love

My father gave it to me I am giving it to you now

'I was thrilled to bits'

'Then what?'

'This proved I am appa's favorite'

Thanks, pa

Keep it carefully

Ravi, let's play a game of cricket

Coming, Mani

'So I grew up in the 90s'

Azharuddin!

'Our street was our playground!'

'Whatever our activities we were into it as a gang'

'We used to save money for a week to buy vermicelli popsicle'

'Hey! Ice, da'

'Remember, we used to hire cycles and bike everywhere?'

'Rs 3 for 1 hour'

'Book cricket, love letter, postman, Sachin Tendulkar, WWF, trump cards'

'How can we forget all that excitement?'

'20 houses shared 1 TV set'

'1 telephone used by 10 houses'

1 minute

Phone for Usha

'Phone for Usha it seems'

'Even if these antics were small our happiness was gigantic!'

[sit or stand game]

Why are you crying? What happened?

She broke appa's shaving mirror She's scared he will beat her up

Oh! Don't worry, dear

I'll tell appa it was a mistake

Come out for a minute

Why were you just watching her cry? Shouldn't you be consoling her?

I know anyway appa will punish her

How can I console her?

Listen to me

If someone cries in front of us or confides their worries

...they are not expecting us to solve it

Won't someone hold their hands and say

'I'm there for you Don't be scared'

These are the only words of comfort they expect

To them it isn't important what you can or can't do

But the reassuring words you speak at that time

'I'm there for you'

That is important Do you understand?

Okay, go

Reassure her now

'I'm there for you, Divya Don't be scared'

'1999'

'I can never forget this year in my life'

153...154...155-

'I was soooper happy'

'Not because I passed'

'New girls will join as freshers every year, right?'

'Girls in our school always tend to be so-so and lame'

'But today is new admission'

- Hi R.Vignesh - 'New girls'

'1st day of 12th grade with a pocketful of dreams'

Hey there!

Welcome back, showered with Lifebuoy soap, huh?

So-so

More so-so

'Idli' vessel

Mood out

Hi, I'm Bhoominathan

Shy maybe?!

- Akash Raja - Present, miss

'Anand Kumar'

What is this new practice of taking attendance?

Is it the end of the 3 'R's, revelling, rejoicing and reacting to girls?

Ravi, this section is only till names beginning with 'M'

You are in the next section

I have a biscuit

I have a pencil

And a pencil box with a push button

I have a scented eraser too

Do you have a biscuit?

I don't have

This half is for you

Let's be friends, always together

Okay, da

You go now, I'll cry my heart out and join you

Somehow come to that section

- Don't feel bad - Wangle it somehow

I'll come with you right away

Let go of me My friend misses me already

'Looks like he won't leave'

Soap box face! Tell him

He has gone...happy!

- My name is Nikitha - Excuse me, miss

Father's name is Krishnamurthy

'Yes, come in'

He works in HDFS bank

My mother's name is Sathya

Housewife

And I live in Madipakkam

Madipakkam!

'Madipakkam'

How are you so sure this is her house?

'Machan, attendance register has all the contact details, right?'

'I flicked it'

Nikitha...here it is

- Hey! No address? - Not filled I think

Aiyo! Note down her phone #

2258 2999 Let's go, quick

'I poured over the directory night and day for that phone # and traced it'

'But that street confused me with its share of old and new numbers'

'So I dialled that number'

'I confirmed it 101%'

"He is the King of Romance Cupid's avatar in every sense"

I think that's her mother

- She is missing - Her mother looks good though!

Er...excuse me

'I can see her father now'

'Hello?'

She's saying 'hello' That's her!

'Hello'

She's saying 'hello'

That is Nikitha!

I heard a 'hello' Her mother!

'Who is this idiot calling daily? My broomstick will speak!'

"If you greet me with a 'hi' that will do I get a kick from toe to brow"

- I got transferred here - She said 'hi'

- When's your wedding? - Wedding, huh?

"If you giggle or glare at me my heartbeat races to a 120"

"Without any shame or shyness I'll follow you like a pup, princess"

"My cycle is the vehicle so handy Doodles on our school loo walls randy"

"Call her to the canteen daily Ask her to pay my bill duly"

"When she passes by, yell out 'Ravi' If she smiles, my love spells victory"

"I am the last bencher in class as a rule From now on I'll show swag in school"

"I make a scene without reason I'm the school don for every season"

"I show off for no reason whatever I am the school's don hereafter"

My dear son

Eat 'pakoda' and study

Drink it up Complan

Love!

Shall we get back to class?

List out 3 'semmozhi' Classical languages

Then mozhi, Kani mozhi, Ilam mozhi

Then mozhi, Kani mozhi, Ilam mozhi

'What's funny?'

'Loony lady! Why is she cackling?'

Mani, this is nice joke

- Thanks - Mani

Tell her it is my joke

How can I? Everyone is laughing

This is my joke now

Shall we get back to class?

List out 3 classical lan-

'Leave it, teacher'

Mani, that's a nice joke

Thank you

That was my joke I cracked it!

- Don't believe Ravi - Ravi, keep silence

- Quiet! - 1 minute, I'll be back

Miss...miss

'Looks like it's joke of the year!'

This is why I don't joke much Others steal my copyright!

- Principal! - Mani

I shared your joke with our principal

Hey Mani It's a nice joke, man

Thank you I appreciate, sir

Plenty more in my head to present later

'This school is going down the drain only because of you!'

- Thank you - 'Super joke, Mani'

Nib broke, eh!

That was...my joke

"Just for effect I'll pile book on book When you pass by flirtatiously I'll look"

"I'll act the goody-goody dude Given a chance I'll brush against you"

"Like an ink bottle is your heart I know Filled with love waiting to overflow"

"My pen waits here for ink to flow Love is my spring for life to glow"

"Eyes like marble mesmerize me My mind spark(le)s like roll caps zappy"

"Hearing her voice on the phone sleepless nights I spent alone"

"I'll stand with guts to surpass the boys from the next class"

"If any fellow tries to act funny I'll break his teeth, watch me"

"I make a fuss for no rhyme or reason I'm the school don for every season"

"Rain or shine I show off mighty I'm the don in this school almighty"

- I'll profess my love today - Okay

- I'll tell her later - Okay

"Call her to the canteen daily Ask her to pay my bill duly"

"When she passes by, yell out Ravi"

- I will - Tell later

"I am the last bencher in class as a rule From now on I'll show swag in school"

You want to tell her later, right?

"I make a scene without reason I'm the school don for every season"

"I show off for no reason whatever I am the school's don hereafter"

"I make a fuss for no rhyme or reason I'm the school don for every season"

"Rain or shine I show off crystal clear I'm the don in this school, my dear"

What is this?

I intend teaching how to make such Dokhra statuettes

- Wow! Soooper! - You like it?

- Take it - No...no

I've brought my camera

Can I take a photo of all of you?

'That's his agenda! Photo...let's pose'

'Don't stamp my foot'

'Suresh, sit down Don't hide us'

So this 'bhajji' shop is the venue, huh?

Yes, this is the venue

Want to know why?

He comes here daily, rain or shine irrespective of the weather forecast

Every single day without fail

Because

...he is hypnotised by the fritter shop lady's hip

'If we must kill Gaaja, he should not be aware of himself or his surrounding'

'Only when he looks at her waist and hip he will be in a trance'

When she finishes frying onion fritters and takes the raw banana to slice

...for 60 seconds she'll be in a bent posture

She slices the onion standing straight

She slices the banana like this

So in that 1 minute she takes to slice the banana

...he will be totally oblivious of what is happening around him

Bro, I'm so sorry

'It was sheer accident, bro'

If she bends to slice the banana

...we have only 1 minute to spring into action

'We must do our job before she slices the banana'

'We enter the fritter stall'

You pick the knife she has used

Because he shouldn't have any weapon within his reach

'The three of us go and sit next to him'

'You pick the knife we've brought and one swift blow'

'Fritter lady will be shell shocked'

We clear the crime scene of our evidences

'And scoot as fast as we can'

Suppose our plan misfires?

Even then the fritter lady will be shell shocked

Tell me why?

'Watching Gaaja kill him'

How the hell will it misfire?

No way, bro I'll kill him

- So tomorrow? - Yes

21st century

I'll be the new don Gaaja

Tomorrow?

Yes, machan

1999, December 31st

If I propose tomorrow, we will be the 1st pair of lovers in 21st century

Sounds cool, right?

I've asked her to meet me near Sona Bakery

Sona Bakery?

Kissing spree from tomorrow, huh?

- 1-4-3, eh?! - Don't tease me!

It's a private joke You do your job, teacher

Hey! He's waiting for you

Jolly times ahead!

He's coming Gaaja's coming

What's your tearing hurry?

Raw banana fritters

Time to enter

Hi

Hi

Where's he-

Slice it real thin

'Come on, you tortoise'

'Next plan is to finish you off!'

Now take that knife-

I was about to say 'Stab him when she bends'

Why are you messing up like this?

Hey! Take that knife

'Bro, wait'

'That banana is reducing in size'

Take...hurry up

For me?

You said you like-

You said you like it, right?

Our family custom, we give this to whomever we like the most

This is from me to you

Take the knife out, da

Don't waste time

- I'm telling you to give it to me - Bro, not that!

Let go of my hand, you idiot!

Finish him Finish him off!

I thought if any object breaks its life ends at that point

But when I saw you and my heart broke, I understood

Only after that a new chapter has begun in my life!

'Grab something heavy'

Smash his head

Not oil, you moron!

Hey! Super, da

Clear the evidence at once

- Bro, how to go in this crowd? - Pick that up

Okay, what are you trying to tell me now?

No-

I-

I...

I love you!

I-

Oh gawd!

Romance happening here

Whatever happens, love is blind?

Weapon!

I'll stab her with this Don't come near me

Don't take another step This is really sharp

I'll kill her Go away

I'll stab her for sure

Don't hurt her

- Let go of her - Get on to the bike

- Nikitha! - 'Start the bike'

Go...go

'Faster...faster'

Happy New Year!

Next Gaaja of the world!

'Office calling'

Mani...?!

Yes, I'm Mani

Beard-

Hey...wait!

It's alright, machan

Wait...wait Hear me out

Relax, don't get perturbed

Listen to me

Ma...?

Our uncle has woken up, ma

- Sister! - Bro, listen

Wedding chain

Brother

No

Dream...it's all a dream

Listen to me for a second

You had slipped into coma until now, da

Coma...?

A lorry hit you that day, right?

'We rushed you to the hospital'

'You lost a lot of blood'

'Your brain didn't get enough blood'

'Doctors said you had slipped into coma'

'He said either in a few days or in a few months you'll wake up'

'That doctor retired But you never recovered'

'Because the hospital charges hit the roof, we brought you home'

'I took such good care of you making sure not even a fly bothered you'

Hey! How often I've told you not to sweep the ant powder?!

If an ant bites, you'll scream Can he do the same?

Get out!

As an IT staff I'm telling you, out!

'Only the calendar changed every year But there was no reaction from you'

'Even then, I took care of you like a baby'

'Bathing you, applying powder, changing your Huggies'

- 'Huggies?' - I couldn't clean you up

My hand hurt

As usual I was keeping an eye on you today too

Looking at you Reading the paper

Action replay

'But I didn't notice the tyre enter, da'

'I should've let an ant bite you right then'

My fault!

Ho...how many days have I been like this?

2 x =

Just 16 years, da

SIXTEEN YEARS?!

Hey!

Which year are we in?

2016

2016

Not lying to me, are you?

Of course not

1 second

'We'll retrieve Cauvery from Karnataka if we occupy the seat of power'

'We will make India a super power within 20 years'

Hey! This is 1996

Whom are you trying to fool?

They keep repeating this every year Take a look now

He has locked 500 and 1000 rupee notes and has released 2000 notes

'He's our nation's... He works selflessly for our welfare'

Who is your husband, dear?

Machan!

Who is my bro-in-law?

My dear bro-in-law!

'Looks like he will slip into coma again!'

How come, da?

I told her that joke, machan!

'Then mozhi, Kani mozhi, Ilam mozhi...!'

'This is my joke Trust me'

'Copyright mine, only mine'

She became happy I became her husband

- Appa - What, da?

Ant bit me, pa

- Apply slaked lime paste - It hurts badly, pa

Go and do it

I did the same as a toddler!

Father...where's my father?

Appa

Died 8 years ago, da

Ma...my mother?

Amma is here

She's in the next room I'll fetch her, okay?

Ravi...?

- Amma! - What happened, Ravi?!

I'm scared, ma

You'll be fine, my son

- I'm scared, ma - Ravi

- Ravi - I'm sooooo scared, ma

Aiyo! God help me

Oh my God!

- I'm really scared - You're fine now

Nothing to worry, dear

[episode of 'Chithi']

'Chithi' is still being telecast?

'Aiyo! Save him!'

'He's going to die He's dead now'

What happened?

Revive him Get a buggy

Look, squad has come

Fatso! Kill them

Grab the loot and kill him, da!

- 'Stop playing, will you come to eat?' - Mysskin, let's go

If you press and swipe up it will get unlocked

Oh! Is it enough if we just touch?

Just a touch will do

Your aunt has invited you for the baby shower

- Has my aunt come? - Hey! Stop

WhatsApp, invited us on the family group

Whats-

Is it dull? Low battery

Here's the trimmer We must go for your check up

Do you know how to use this?

My father had one

Shave like your father did Wear his dress, it will fit you well

1st take a shower

Know how to bathe, right?

Don't be scared

That's my son Mysskin

He won't talk to anyone, go

Go, da, his head has to be tonsured at our family deity's temple

My friend has come out of coma after 16 years, sir

I'll take him for a check-up and attend office tomorrow, sir

'Bro, I'm ready'

I thought you'll be like Jayam Ravi You look like 'Nizhalgal' Ravi

This is the trend now

Do that again

Soooper! Come on

Chennai has become like America

America?

Do you know how America is like now?

'It is so hot and so much of traffic?'

'- I can't bear this heat - This is the cold season'

'You haven't seen Chennai in May Everyone will strip even their pants!'

See...our school students?

Same dumb faces!

How is Nikitha?

Which Nikitha?

My girlfriend, I say!

That girl, huh?

She must be married and with a son as tall as you

Extend your right hand

Hey! I feel like seeing her

Flat tyre!

I want to meet her, da

Are you mad or what?

I told you she's married!

Please

Who else do I know?

I'll just go see her once

Ask her, 'Are you fine?'

That's all!

Don't blabber! Just shut up

- For my sake- - You're next, sir

- Excuse me, sir - Yes

Good morning

Oh my God!!

I can't believe this

He came out of his coma?

No chance

Please sit down

His legs are fit to dance?!

'How did this happen with my treatment?'

- Do it - Do it, da

Wow! Good

Good...nice

Do it

Let me do this instead of him

I'm good at it

"With your eyes expressive"

Do it

Perfect!

Were you consulting this doctor all along?

- He's a good doctor - Take that tablet

Tab, bro Samsung tablet!

16 year lag, right?

That's how you'll react!

I'll send you a patient by name Ravi

Do a full body check up

There's no problem He's totally fine

Super, doctor

Akka, sit down

Careful

Did no one accompany you?

No, only my husband

He had some important work to attend

- I slipped - No...it's fine

- Shall I get you some water? - No, thanks, I'm okay

But

2 points to remember

What is it, doctor?

First of all, at heart he is still a 17 year old youngster

What happened?

You seem off color

I've lost 16 years of my life

I don't know what to do now

20 years for me

We've been childless for 20 years

But...it was my husband who suffered the most

You know how badly we were humiliated?

We used to wonder why we were even alive

It hurt that much

But...we believed in God

He did not let us down

After 20 long years

Have faith in God

He'll take care of you, trust me

2nd point

He is bound to be most psychologically affected now

Take a look

He didn't hear the alarm buzz

'So he woke up 15 minutes late and missed his interview'

'Now he can't get back the 15 precious minutes he lost'

'Neither can he attend that interview'

'Look how it manifests as a terrible temper'

If this is the reaction for just 15 minutes

He has lost 16 long years of his life

He must have had a long wish list then

He is likely to get angry and depressed he has missed all that

So if he wishes for something, fulfill it

- Got it? - Okay, doctor

Or else he might repent thinking 'Why am I alive?'

One day he may-

Or to someone else near him, he might-

Even you, he may-

- Doctor? - Fun!

Oh shit!

'Don't do it, da!'

Will you take your medicine or shall I inject you?

- Take it, kiddo - Shall I stab you?

Do it...do it...just do it

Shut up your mouth, nurse

- What now? - I want to see her

I have to see her now

- Doctor - Fulfill his wish

Or else-

No worries Let's see her now

Whether the year is 2000 or 3000...

...we friends are here to unite you with your girlfriend

We'll definitely go, eh?

Don't do that I get the jitters

What is this?

Facebook, I say

Before coma only emails , huh? You won't understand ABC of this

Bro...this is like a park, da Like a meeting place for all

You can talk to any girl Cops won't hassle you

What you ate What film you watched-

Even when they die they will inform on this page and only then die

I intend searching for your Nikitha in this park

My Nikitha won't frequent such parks

Will she be with some chap in Marina beach?

My son is 3 years old

My son and wife roam around only in this park

My wife is with some chap in this park even after midnight

I don't even know who that intruder is

If I send her a friend request she messages 'I'll kick you with a broomstick!'

How did you raise a sister like this?

- Okay, go ahead and search - What a notorious family!

I've forgotten her face

- How does she look? - Simply superb!

She was superb then I'm sure she will be so-so now

Some heroine's photo, or rose or chrysanthemum will be her display picture

Some vague photo

Watch me nab her in this park!

Bro...that's her My Nikitha!

Studied at SVSS-

100% sure this is Nikitha

- Yes - But everything is different!

Even I noticed that

Check in Phoenix Mall!

Bro, she has checked in We can find her, hurry up

What's check in, bro?

Check in is telling the world where you are!

Why is she announcing that?

Then her character is doubtful

Let us ask her face to face, hurry up

She has informed the whole world she is not at home

What if a thief breaks in then?

I'm racking my brains how we can find her in that huge Phoenix Mall!

Hey! I've traced her in Spencer's Plaza that's even bigger!

- What?! - Spencer's Plaza

He's killing me with his ignorance!

Bro, that's Phoenix Mall

Your sister comes here often without my knowledge

Oh mall!

Bro, stop That car

- Look, that's Nikitha - Where, da?

But she has changed

Really? Then I must check her out too

She's like your sister Stop drooling

- Hands off! - She's mine, follow her

She has gone Go...go

- Speed up - Hey Nikitha!

- Go...go - Wait, da

Why are all the houses carbon copies?

That's row house for you

We'll ask someone here

- We'll just see her, right? - Simply see, that's all

- Then that dance? - Just like that

- Just like that? - Yes, jest for fun!

Okay, come on

'Undertaker, you are a Labrador 'You can't howl, silence!

Hey...hey!

- Doctor...you? - What brings you here?

We came to meet someone living in these row houses

- Here? - Yes

- Who is it? - Nikitha

Sounds very familiar

Full name?

- Nikitha Krishnamurthy - Tell me, she is my wife

Can't be, she's my girlfriend

What is he saying?

Doctor, he is saying your wife is his girl

Whaat?

What the hell are you talking?

Aiyaiyo! Sorry, doctor

I'll get it right this time

What he means is

...your wife is not his love interest

But he is interested in your wife What the luck!

He got it this time

- Hey, are you crazy? - Yes

Are you mad or what? Nikitha!

What, doctor?

She...she-

She is my wife

What are you blabbering?

'Ravi...?!'

Doctor, before his coma he was in love with Nikitha

That's why I brought him over, doctor

Sir, you were the one who suggested

All his wishes should be fulfilled

- That's why, sir - So?

He wished for my-

Go to your room now

Doctor, is she our child?

My child!

I was curious She didn't resemble you

You didn't come even once to see me, right?

No...I thought you were dead!

They were discussing about mercy killing

- 'She got me into trouble' - Mercy killing?

2 times

Kidney and liver will go waste, that's why

Who gave you the right to decide?

If we had asked you, would you have decided?

Sir, can we both talk in private?

Stuffing your feet into your mouth!

Sir, they want to discuss about their love

Why don't we have tea at the street corner?

Sorry, sir

Whatever it is, ask her in front of him

I can ask whatever right in front of him, huh?

- What would you have said? - What?

You were about to reply when I professed my love to you

What were you planning to say?

Tell me

Come on

I would have said 'no'

Hey! Don't be scared uncle is here

Asking out of curiosity What would you have said?

No...no

Thank God!

You say yes now, as if I'll force you to elope with me?

Let go of her hand!

Not eloped as yet?

Come here, none of you had better leave this place

Hey! Why are you behaving like a lunatic?

- It's just infatuation - Don't lie

The day I proposed

I saw your eyes feel shy, lips smile and nose twitch

Even I have not seen my wife react like this

This is private conversation Keep out of it

- She is my wife - I'm her lover, sir

Hey! Letting your tongue run because I'm keeping quiet

I'm telling you I didn't love you!

1st get out of here

Coming here like an idiot after 16 long years

He was stupid enough to bring you, leave now

If I ever step near your front door you can spit on my face!

Spit on his face too!

Let's go

I'll spit on your face for sure if you come again

'Thinks he's superman or what?!'

'Undertaker, shut up'

So what if she isn't in your life?

She's past expiry date

But I'm still shelf worthy, right?

I was the one who taught you how to hook a girl and make the right move

You were our friend, philosopher and guru

So what if she isn't my girl!

By the time I snap my fingers, I'll find another chic-

Want to see a sample of my skill?

Want to see me in action?

How many years it has been seeing you like this, come on

She is also eyeing you Go for the kill, show your skill!

Watch me now

"I make a scene without reason I'm the school don for every season"

"Rain or shine I show off mighty"

After 16 years I'll see you in action only now

Go...go...!

- Sis, please move aside - 'Please go'

Excuse me

What is the time now?

Ehhhhh!

- When is 13B bus expected? - Sorry

- Come on - I'm in your neighboring school

Why are you cradle snatching?

What is the time? When is T.Nagar bus due?

This is how you strike a conversation

- Those are- - Listen

- Watch me now - What?

"Won't the breeze that blows know the flower waiting to bloom aglow?"

[song from 'Ullasam']

Follow for a month without any break

- That is it - You'll be branded a psycho killer!

Come, da

'Sit down'

'Dropping a letter and staring like Cupid!'

'Flinging a flower and smiling like a Casanova are all...here'

Tamil romantic films of the late 90s

This is love

That is not love

'Alai Payuthe'

'- What are you searching? - Wedding chain'

How can she hang her wedding chain like that?

These days they fall in love hiding their own children!

Okay...love

'Kushi'

Waist

'Kushi' was a box office hit for that tempting waist!

'Vallavan'

Seems to be a good man

- Is that so? - Play this

'- Can't wait, where is the bedroom? - Upstairs'

Hey! This isn't love Not love at all!

Yes, but nowadays this is only love

Hey, you haven't watched 'OK Kanmani', right?

You would have scooted Sit quiet now

Everything moves fast these days

You should also be fast

- I'll be sooooper fast - So quick...ly!

Listen, we can go fast but in reverse direction

After this, if you meet a girl and fall in love with her

Then you figure out your castes differ and break up

- After that can you find a girl? - No way

That's why this laptop

Look at this

Mudaliar matrimony Chettiar matrimony

Iyer matrimony

Do people still obsess about caste?

You haven't read the newspapers, right?

They openly advertise in public only about caste

But I don't belong to any caste

Blame your father for it!

Okay then, the bride I'll find for you...

...is a girl listed as 'caste no bar'

Which means all castes not outcast!

Aiyaiyo!

Why is it empty?

Can't find here either

Looks like it's a dead end!

'Not here either!'

'Tamil matrimony'

Finally lucky! One and only ducky!!

Reethika...!

She is Divya's friend

Hey, sit down

Even if you know her shouldn't talk in person

1st send a 'Friend request' on Facebook

- That is one stage - No, I feel like puking

After sending the 'Friend request'

...you must get her WhatsApp #

This is one stage

After 2 messages, I have no clue what to chat

Then you go to the next stage

First click her # on your 'Contacts' list

'Her phone will ring'

'Her ears will hear it'

'Eyes will look'

'Her feet will walk towards it'

'Her hand will pick up the phone and her finger will swipe'

- 'Her lips' - Hello!

"No Gandhi photo on this rupee can I see What to do, only your face smiles at me"

"I went to the temple I saw no deity or idol"

"I want you, only you My Goddess statue"

"I want only you, my love so endearing Accept milk and fruits as my offering"

"Scented camphor I'll light for you I want you daily in my life anew"

"Are you ready?"

"Are you ready?"

Actually 1st time even I saw you only in that birthday party

'You seemed really different'

'Everyone there was busy with their mobiles'

'You were the only one talking to the guests over there'

'I liked that'

You also looked unique to me

'Why?'

Even the so-so girls were escorted

'But you came by yourself'

Only because some girls like you are still single...

...few chaps like me are still alive!

"No need of lipstick for your honeyed lip Your moonlit eyes need no kohl as fillip"

"I treasure you in my heart as the most precious part"

"In my eyes you seem to be Miss World to me"

"Faced love failure long ago First love went amiss you know"

"I yearn to be loved, my dear I'll cherish you in my palm sincere"

"I promise, trust me"

"I swear on myself truly"

"I swear on you, my lovely"

"Cough it out, idiot Cat got your tongue, is it?"

"No one can hold a candle to you"

"We are 'made for each other' true"

"My life took a detour, girl Roller coaster ride swirl"

"I want only you No one else will do"

"No Gandhi photo on this rupee can I see What to do, only your face smiles at me"

"I went to the temple I saw no deity or idol"

"I want you, only you My Goddess statue"

"I want only you, my love so endearing Accept milk and fruits as my offering"

"Scented camphor I'll light for you I want you daily in my life anew"

"No one can hold a candle to you"

"We are 'made for each other' true"

"My life took a detour, girl Roller coaster ride swirl"

"I want only you No one else will do"

"I want you daily in my life anew"

"Only you, my true blue"

"I want you daily in my life anew"

"Only you, my true blue"

Got into the mood?

Next stage is meeting

Which means?

I'll handle that

I should unlock it like this

This is to take a selfie

Then ATM PIN #

Aiyo! Your jeans is torn

Everybody is looking

- Everyone is- - They go about their work

We attend to ours

No one will bother about anything

Anyway, hiiii!

It seems when you meet for the 1st time, they take a selfie!

Okay, sure

Okay

'Everything moves fast these days'

'You should also be fast'

Fast

'They go about their work'

'We attend to ours'

'No one will bother about anything'

'I'll also move fast'

'Fast move'

'Ban the Beep song'

'Ban the Beep Song that shames women'

CHEE!!

Bloody scumbags! Won't you spare a single girl?

Hey!

'Hands off!'

She wanted to be kis-

Slipper this mongrel!

'Won't you let a girl walk safely on the road?'

Listen to me

'Why are you torturing us women?'

'Call yourself a human being! Kissing a girl in public!!'

Please hear me out

'You should be beaten black and blue Weren't you born with sisters?'

Divya, isn't this your brother?

'He has to pay for this sin'

'He's sucking her lips with his!'

Hey! Let's go

'Video of a girl being forcefully kissed in broad daylight in a public place'

'Are women secure?'

'Women's Associations protest'

Your brother? Looks like he's from a decent family?

'He's such a Casanova!'

'Releasing him because of your pleas Or else I would've arrested him'

'Rascal! Take him away'

Sit down

Aren't you ashamed of yourself, huh?

I feel so humiliated

How old do you think you are?

'Still running behind girls!'

What are you doing with your life, huh?

Are you working?

Simply fritter away time and-

'My husband is working his butt out for you also'

Get this into your head

Singlehanded he took care of your medical expenses

1 minute

Do you know what this is?

Duplicate document of this house

We don't have the original

At one point unable to pay your medical bills...

...we took a loan from the bank

Unable to pay that bank loan...

...this house is about to be seized now

Do you know how many people dream to own a house?

This house is our dream

We have to fend for our 2 children and their education

In case we come to the streets along with our children

...no one is responsible for it

Only you!

This little boy

We still don't know why he doesn't talk to anyone

Entire apartment complex looks at him weirdly

My husband and I take him to one psychiatrist after another

'You're adding insult to injury now!'

The moment boys turn 20

...they will be so ashamed to ask their parents for money

You are 34 years old!

Will you please keep quiet today?

Even now only that man provides you food

Do you know why?

Because you are my brother and that is the only reason

Please try and get a job for yourself

Why the heck did you come out of your coma!

Dai!

Why didn't you tell me about your loan?

You've already lost half your life

How will it help if I tell you?

But one small correction

I didn't do any of this because you're her brother

You are my friend!

I must find myself some job

Please do that

Haven't you taken a photo for many years?

- Yes, sir - Why?

I was in coma for 16 years

Coma?

Good

Sounds good

- Where is Coma? - In Canada, didn't you know?

Now I remember My cousin lives there

'Don't you feel ashamed?'

Either you vacate the house or repay the loan

'You know how to avail a loan Does it hurt to repay?'

'And we have to run behind you?'

'What a wild goose chase!'

'I am asking you And you're staring at me?'

'We have to put an end to this'

'We must seal this house this month'

'You got all the comforts But can't repay?'

- Planning to cheat us? - Pay up, sir

You make handmade statuettes?

We are at different level nowadays with machine and 3D printer

When will you make it and when will I be able to sell it!

Even to secure an office boy's job you need to have computer knowledge

'Scored only 70% in 10th grade You haven't completed 12th grade'

'Sir, how many times to tell you?'

'Don't stand here, sir We have no vacancy'

'- Please go, sir - Talking of floppy disks now!'

'You don't know what an 'app' is? How will you deliver food?'

Give me the balance I have to go, bro

Hey! This is only the balance

2 tea is 20 bucks 1 cigarette is 15 bucks

What balance do you want?

It was just tea then Now it is GST!

- 20 bucks?! - Wait, bro

- Don't make me hit you - Take, bro

Want to fly a kite with me?

Did he get a job?

Will you come and eat, anna?

Sorry, anna

Aiyo! It's alright, dear

No, I'm really apologizing, bro

I just lost my temper and-

Sorry

I understand

Whatever you said makes sense

I've really become good-for-nothing

Everyone is either a doctor, engineer, salesman, driver

Some sort of identity

But I have nothing to my name

Don't be so pessimistic

You are very talented

You used to make statues

I can't even get a biscuit for your son with that skill!

I believe 1 cup of tea is 20 bucks

Bro, I'll tell you something

- You won't get me wrong? - Go ahead

In my friend's office...

...there is a vacancy for a watchman

Will you go?

Yov! What are you doing?

No, sir, this is similar to my school uniform

Wear your gloves, check and send them in like how I demonstrated

Forever making silly excuses!

What I'm about to do will make you feel awkward

Likewise me too

But it's my job

Bro...?

Bro...!

- Bro - What is it?

What? Go inside

'Oh my God!'

'Look who is here!'

Yov!

- Where are you going? - No

Do your job...go

But you shouldn't misbehave with girls

Will all the girls be like your friend Reethika?

That friend I mentioned is Reethika!

I have to check

Enough...enough

- I must check what is in there - I said enough

I must follow orders I have no other choice

You have to check only men, go

Even here, you won't let me do the job I like

- Listen - What?

- Want to check before I leave? - No, not at all

Many paintings in this museum get sold for a hefty sum I heard

I painted these when I was young

How much will they fetch?

- Rs 200 - That's all?

All these together 50 bucks

Do you know how artistic sense should be?

Should be like that

That's for 5 million!

This is art?!

Don't hold a grudge and reduce the rate drastically

Very funny! Listen

I was angry with you, it's true

But I understood after your sister explained everything to me

That was a pure act of innocence

So I have no specific dislike towards you

Only because I like you I came to see you the other day

But like a madcap if you ask me to quote a price, what can I do?

True, I am mad!

I'm in a pathetic position now

That's why I'm clutching at straws I'll somehow find a way out!

Oh!

But it was a tad too pathetic!

[alarm blaring]

I suspected right then you were hiding something

- Lift your hands - Not me

That's the building alarm

Something has been stolen

- Go and call the police - Okay

Cops are on their way

They are coming, right?

'On their way!'

He seems to be quite the pro!

Yuck! Don't lick me

Hello, police?

Wait, take me also

'Give it'

Oh God! The statue!

Do you know the value of what you're holding?!

10 million!

- Don't let go! - 10 million?

Hold it tight

I'll hold it tight

Did you call the cops?

'The cops have arrived'

Sir, these are the culprits

Sir, you still come only at the last minute?

Very good

Thank God, it is worth millions

It belongs to the royal dynasty

Everyone is filing a petition claiming ownership now

You'll be shocked when you look at it

Got a good look?

Didn't I say you'll be shocked?

Thank God! Good job

Yov! This belongs to me

Hey...hey...!

IT BELONGS TO ME!

- Ravi, stop! - What are you doing?

Yes, of course This statuette was in our house

So you really belong to a royal family?

- Royal family?! - Appaaaaa!

This family?

Don't be too shocked

That's history Done and dusted!

For many generations now we are a very normal family

And your father...oh God!

'All people are equal' and his ideologies!

But I swear I didn't know that statuette would be so priceless!

Appa!

Waste of a father-in-law!

Why is this so valuable?

Come, I'll tell you

- Appa, throw me again - I'm going out

Hey! Play 'throw me' game with him

He is the reason King Ellisai

'You belonged to the Ellisai kingdom'

'An ancient dynasty'

'Beyond wealth, treasures, bravery and prosperity...'

'...they were pioneers in designing weapons to be used in everyday life'

'That is...'

'They are famous for the ancient art of making 'Dhokra' statuettes'

'Your lineage was destroyed by-'

I know how

With the advent of the British

No, you were destroyed by womanly wiles

Your royal family had a weakness for women, da

Weakness for women?

'B.C 136 The Harem'

You said you liked it

My gift to you

If you like it, take it!

'B.C. 1070'

If you like it...take it!

'B.C. 1169'

How did you lose that statuette?

'B.C 20th century'

'You like it? Take it'

It isn't important now how I lost our heirloom

It is important to find out who has it now!

Your Majesty Shut up, da!

Who has it now?

A politician has it

MLA...?

This is Breaking News now

'Owner of a statuette belonging to the royal family, worth millions'

'...is Dharmaraj, MLA of Sigalapatti according to our sources'

'Imprisoned for a corruption scandal'

'...he was released only last month'

'There are many murder, kidnapping and kangaroo court cases against him'

'His original name is Dharma'

'He was arrested in Gaaja's murder case'

'...is of specific interest'

You must all be aware of my royal lineage from my heroic deeds and brave conduct

There's no necessity for me to prove it with that statuette

But there are almost 100 petitions from people claiming ownership it seems

Do you know what it reminds me of?

See for yourself

Actor Dinesh is my son!

Somehow unite him with me, his real mother

- Actor Dinesh is really my son - My son

Did you see that?

'That actor is my son'

'I am chief minister's daughter'

This claim is as comical

I have just one fact to share with those 100 petitioners and clowns

Many duplicates can exist But there's only 1 original

And that is Dharmaraj!

I'll send that statuette on the 20th of this month...

...to our Govt for inspection

After I get Govt approval

...I'll donate that statuette to the Indian Govt for free

Whaaat?! Who is giving whose Dhokra to the Govt?

Politics...!

He will earn much more than the value of this statuette

On top of this caste votes

Those who belong to the royal lineage will mostly fall within 3 communities

These 3 communities claim Dharmaraj is their man

And are fighting within themselves

To put it simply, Dharmaraj gets the support of these 3 castes

He won't easily part with such a priceless statuette

Is caste politics played to such an extent with this statuette?

How did he become an MLA?

Only they rule the roost now

They even try for chief ministership

You have no chance

No chance I'll let it go either

I've found it after so many years!

It's mine

-I'll somehow prove it - Please do that

I can pay up the loan and retrieve my house

I have an idea

Statuette will reach his house in another 2 days

You go and ask him

He will refuse for sure

But record what you both speak on a button camera

- Button camera? - Yes

This is a button camera

This is a clock camera

- This is a 'brief' camera - Underwear?

- So keep the button here - And then?

I mean fix it in your shirt and record your conversation

Let us go and buy that button

Hello, hello...!

You won't get it in a shop

You must order it in the internet

Let's go to the internet and buy it

Internet means Flip card or Amazingon card!

Come, hit the button

How will we get the item?

As if he'll deliver it at your doorstep!

Of course, that's what he will do

Aiyayo! Then he'll know our plan

He won't barge into your bedroom He'll leave it at your doorstep

But even then-

Trust me as an IT student! Now look there

I'll order it

Will it be delivered today?

How will you pay for it? Through this, huh?

Bank transfer...?

If the item doesn't work will he take it back?

- What if it's a duplicate? - Everything in Tamil Nadu is a duplicate

- That's all, eh? - Done!

- Bro, then- - You'll get it

You will get it

Till what time at night will he deliver?

Will he come even on Saturday and Sunday?

Then on all festivals and functions?

What do you think of yourself?

He's also a human being like you and me!

I didn't mean that-

Listen, it will take more than 4 days to be delivered

Until then, shut your gob!

- 4 days - What, da?

Your uncle threw the rice down

Pick it up and eat Kneel down!

'What will I do till then?'

Hey Mysskin I'm bored

Let's play cricket

Hey! Come on

I can't come now, ma

"We gathered together happily to watch 'Video & Audio' songs on TV"

"We've broken bonds with this bad habit of changing channels every minute"

"Superstar's heroines are grandmas now"

"Beautiful heroines now ready to act"

What are you doing, da?

You're coming up with weird ideas

I'm creating a channel 'Comali' on You Tube, I'm uploading everything

'Likes' are sky rocketing!

Can we make more videos?

Please, grandma

Yes, rock on, guru

"We ate candy watches from our wrist then"

- What, da? - Waiting for the order

"Now life goes by with sugar and BP counted on wrist watch in a jiffy"

Your girlfriend is like a kite Let it fly free in the sky

If any mistake is about to happen

...pull it towards us

He shouldn't fall for your girl

You shouldn't lust after his girl

In case you cross boundaries

Downfall!

Broken strings

Doubt is like 'manja' the abrasive string of a kite

Don't ever use it

It will rip your love apart!

Content!

"Accept all religions as one you said You broke that consent half way instead"

"You took into your political party one who visited the temple as a devotee"

"Good-for-nothing louts reek of temerity To survive in Tamil Nadu, body aches badly"

"Out of towners come in plenty to hold jobs in our city"

'I heard just now'

'Alambadi cows are now extinct'

'What have you done, I say?'

'Even Rajapalayam dogs will disappear'

'What the hell have you done, I say?'

"Where am I, buddy? What happened to me?"

"Now in India whose word is law duly?"

'Save water!'

'Water should only save us, eh?'

'Are we saving water now?'

'What have you done, I say? Get lost!'

'It all started when you began selling water in bottles...!'

- When I was in coma I dreamt - Why did you call her here?

Phone chats don't feel the same as face to face talk

Look! I'm getting electrocuted!

I captured your blush!

He has pampered everyone

Kids who sat quietly at home

Know who this is?

He's my son!

Even I recognize him only if I look at him twice

I still have some doubt, sir

Yov! I meant he has tanned

Uncle, let's spin a top

See! What is that 'bambaram'?

'Uncle, let us play'

Let us play a game of cricket instead

No need cricket

'Spinning a top is so exciting'

You want to play with a top, right?

I care two hoots what anyone says, come on

I'll complain to my father

I'll fix a hook into your father's throat!

Hey...soooper, pa

"One tonsured head banged another baldie They climbed up a drumstick tree"

"A wicked black ant bit them hungrily They wept and wailed angrily"

We used to bathe in a stream

- Yes - Let's do that

We are walking on that stream!

Look here

What have you done, I say!

"Kids in the 90s watched 'A' movie in CDs smuggled secretly"

Don't do this to get 'likes'!

'If husband and wife live together it's called 'joint family' I believe'

"Let new roads be laid...oho"

"Let the nation change...ahaa!"

"Let the farmer prosper with his agriculture"

"True that!"

"Let English be taught...yeah yeah!"

"Speak Hindi too...kya kya?"

"Let our mother tongue Tamil alone be the jewel in our crown"

Proud Tamilian!

'I ate this pizza'

'What have you done, I say?'

'Combination of butter and oil'

'Who do you love it I wonder?!'

'Knock knock'

'- Knock who? - Ghost, dude'

'- What do you want, brother? - I want a color'

'- What color, bro? - Green, you know?'

'- Which green, da? - Like the mango, ma'

'- Which ma? - Cinema!'

'- Which ma? - Your amma!'

She doesn't like all this You'll get it from her!

Wow! Palmyra fruit? Ages since I tasted it

I climbed the tree specially for you

"Superstar's heroines are grandmas now"

"Beautiful heroines now ready to act"

"So much has changed here In 20 years, oh dear!"

Power outage just when we are eating

- Shall we have moonlight rice? - What's that rice?

My mother has never made it!

Moonlight rice you don't know I'll show you!

"What happened to me? Now in India whose word is law truly?"

Why is everyone going up to the terrace? Strange!

"Where am I? What happened to me? Now in India whose word is law duly?"

'Ages since we did this'

'Office calling'

'Office calling'

Hello?

Put this there and put that here

Fix a huge lock on the office door!

I'm mailing you now, sir

It won't reach you for sure, hang up now

He's bugging me!

You said office is closed today?

Work from home, da

I know home work What's this 'work from home'?

IT means you must work from home too

- For so long? - He won't help with house work

What? I ate Hang up now

Who is this now?

My mother, da She's at my brother's place

You cut the call so soon?

What will she ask? Did you eat, sleep?

That's all...?

Who else in this world other than your amma will ask if you've eaten or slept well?

You speak to strangers for hours at a stretch

Why not to your mother, da?

How sad is that!

Hello...did you eat, ma?

You said it was a small button camera...!

You're prepping me like a human bomb

Wait, he'll explain

Button camera

'It will store the videos it records'

'This is the transmitter'

'To transmit the recorded videos upto a distance of 100m'

'If there's a jammer in the house'

'...this device will ensure the video gets transmitted'

'This is a powerful battery source'

Is he an electrician?

Can't you guess? Looks like a bat in a temple

Shut up! He's my friend Professional hacker!

Videos that get recorded in this...

...should directly go 'live' to YouTube channel and Facebook

- Let my subscribers see this - Okay, guru

We'll upload and become a celebrity in 1 day

Don't you go to school?

What do you want me to do there?

- Shall we go, da? - Yes, di

Da...di

'Da' is short form for darling

Short form of dear is 'di'

Ravi told me yesterday

Don't you have any shame, da?

'Make an U turn'

Okay

'Make an U turn'

- Okay - You could have gone straight

Google Map never lies

'Turn left to Othapalam'

- O-kay - Where are they roaming?

Google Map never lies! Right

- 'Take the exit on right' - Okay

Getting into that alley? Look how I catch you!

- Turn right - Okay

- Get up, man - He's bathing!

'Turn left'

Okay!

- What?! - 'Please eat'

Sis, spicy dried fish curry?

'Who is this?'

'Junk of a jerk!'

- Will you barge in like that? - Google Map never lies, aunty!

- 'You have arrived at your destination' - Okay

R.I.P area

My God...!

- Wait - Google Map won't lie?!

It is usually right, I don't know why Google showed us this area!

'Net pack is over No wonder it chose this place!'

- Boss? - What, chief?

How do we go to Brindavan Nagar?

- Which street? - 2nd street

Why did you come here then?

Go straight Last right, last left

You'll see a temple and then a mud road, take that route

Thanks, boss

Auto driver is the best map for routes always

[song from 'Baashaa']

"Auto driver knows address wherever even without street name or number"

Switch it on

Live!

- Hey, that's the watchman - Bro...?

- We want to see Dharmaraj sir - Why are you asking me?

Go and ask Dharmaraj

He must be mad

We want to know how to meet him

Press the video calling bell Someone will attend to you

It's 4'o clock I'll go drink my cup of tea

Why inform us about his tea routine?

Maybe he has no one to talk to Poor fellow!

Seems like an army is here!

If we get caught, harakiri

Total genocide!

You seem vaguely familiar

When you came here we were there You must have seen us then, sir

No chance at all, bro

Get my charger, da

I will prove to the world the statuette Dharmaraj has is mine

He's going with camera to MLA's place

'Hello, I'm Ravi here'

16 years in coma

'Poor chap!'

'I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for you'

- Which channel? - 'Comali'

- 'Did you wake up to torture me?' - Must be MLA's house

Let's go

'Aiyo! So sad'

I agree, that statuette is...

...not mine

'Only you know that'

But as far as this city is concerned...

...it is mine

To claim that statuette is yours

...what proof do you have?

You know very well

...that statue-

'Hey! Why are you jerking around?'

What happened?

Short circuit because he's sweating

We are done for!

Tell me

What proof do you have?

Now look here and tell me

'Go on'

He's churning his knife like 'dhal' down my throat!

Please blurt it out

Sir...you know very well

You took it from me and-

- Why are you prancing around? - Why, da?

Chi! Get up

Chi! You also get up

I'll close my eyes, you get up

Now look here

I don't care what proof you have

Do you know why?

Those who derided me as an illegitimate kid

All those who tore my dignity to shreds

When they knew I have a royal lineage

Please take your tablet, Your Majesty!

They want to make me a minister

You are a rascal with none of these privileges

Do you think I'll part with that priceless statuette?

It belongs to me

Wave whatever magic wand you have!

Goddess...help me!

Looks like he will get possessed here Beat him to a pulp and chase him

Thank God!

- Get lost! - Wait, bro

- I'll make them run with this video! - How?

- Go see what he is upto - Okay, bro

[humming a song]

Hey! What is that?

- Don't - What do you mean by that?

You'll get electrocuted if you touch me

Think you're actor Vijaykanth or what!

He is creating a scene as if he has seizures

One swift blow-

He's streaming everything 'live', nab him

What is he saying?

'Don't pull me Wait, I'll oblige'

They found out our plan, you leave

Someone else is outside Go, get them

He got us in trouble too!

- Get the key - I don't have it

- Who has it then? - Car key is with me

You dunderhead!

"Am I the joker?"

"You are the court jester who will end up as the sucker"

"Who is the prankster?"

What is 'live'?

He is uploading the events here online

- Let him, so what? - Whole world will know!

Did I hear you right?

Goodness gracious!!

"Clown, funster"

"Joker of the year"

"Prankster, punster dear"

"Joker, buffoon"

"Jokester, clown"

What is he doing?

"Quipster"

"Wisecracker"

"For 16 years a comatose patient in bed Get into the arena, doomsday ahead"

Don't hit me I can't bear the pain

"Comatose patient, one and only Gagster of the year, Coma-li!"

Oh gawd!

I'll hurl it right this time

You don't have to save me at all

Can we know what is happening here, sir?

Do you already know Ravi who streamed events 'live'?

That is a matter of-

Handing them over to the cops?

Then he has to count bars too!

When signal got cut, were you attacked?

'What...when was I attacked?'

When signal got cut, were you attacked?

What are you ask-

How will you tackle these allegations?

'Bro, look at this'

'I agree, that statuette is mine'

'I agree, that statuette is mine'

'Got cut'

Short circuit because he's sweating

Complete your comment, sir

- What will you do, sir? - Wait...wait

- What is your reply? - What will I do?

I'll forgive them and let them go

They wanted to be the talk of the town

They stoop to do all this to grab 2 minutes of limelight

Poor fellow! He is mentally affected

'He was lying in coma for many years and just regained consciousness'

Out of goodness of my heart I'll help him to the best of my ability

I always stick to this tagline

There can be only 1 original

That is...!

Only he will say so!

I'll do whatever I can for you as well...huh?

God bless you

'I became very popular online'

'Minimum % for good issues'

'Maximum % for the flip side'

'Nowadays people lap up negativity'

'I became the troll king!'

'I am not to be blamed'

'I forgot to connect the battery'

Aiyo!

Ravi, you are being trolled, trampled and crucified!

At least change your dress Looks like you had a dressing down!

I won't!

At least that button-

Madam, I am from ICIS bank

- Tell me - Is sir not at home?

- He is there - Good

Do I look like a nincompoop? You are not picking my call?

Sir, don't be offensive

Not paying your dues is defensive?

But if I'm offensive I'll tell you with due respect!

In another 30 days if you don't pay minimum 3 million

...we will rip you apart!

Don't think we'll pluck our locks of hair in frustration

We will punch your face with our left hand

Son of a gun!

Is it necessary for you to be on the wrong side of law, sonny?

So Mr Shameless, junk of a jerk, armpit rumple stink skin

5h17 face, disgusting piece of deer poop

Lousy lavatory, poo loo, king of nastiness, muck of yuckiness

Brother of shame, undies itch, sore galore and more

Nose digger, pustule pimple, scheming seepage

Even a street dog will be faithful lifelong if fed with biscuits just worth Rs 5

With your 6th sense, don't you shudder in shame when you sleep at night?

You hit us if we ask for our rightful dues?

Not 1 month, in 1 week your house will be seized!

- I'll repay your money in just 1 week - Oh yes, royal lineage!

Like it or not, yes I am!

Why did you hit him now?

Heard his string of cuss words?

It's casual, no big deal

I'll show you Hey! You ******!

Hi, bro

- Shut your gob, scumbag! - Hi friends

Saw how he reacted so casually?

Is this your father's house? My father gave it to me

'Sir, this is a smuggled piece of antique'

'It is being reported you head the mafia'

'What is your opinion?'

'1000s of people malign you in our city'

'If you let them affect you can you review films?'

'I am asking you in ignorance just to prove my innocence to the people'

'...can I take a snap shot every year holding that statuette?'

'From when I was a toddler'

'Can I take a snap shot every year holding that-'

[echoing words]

'From when I was a toddler'

Eureka!! I got it I finally found it

Got what?

Nikitha clicked a photo of us in that exhibition, right?

- Yes - That's our proof of ownership

Hit the nail on that head!

Let's go, right now

What is it?

When Nikitha clicked that photo

...Suresh walked up and down hiding the statuette you were holding

Was he sitting or standing?

Hey!

Don't worry, I'll call him I have his number

- Hello...? - Hello, machi

16 years ago

'Remember we clicked a photo in our high school exhibition?'

Were you sitting or standing then?

- We had exhibitions, huh? - 'Yes, you fat buffalo!'

You got any photo send it to me

He wants me to send the photo?!

Were you sitting or standing?

Tell me now Very important

Think I was sitting

- He was sitting, let's go - Super

'If I ever step near your door step you can spit on my face!'

Yuck!

Why did he spit?

- Doctor's way of saying hello - His habit!

Come in

'Aiyo!'

Hello!

Look here

Tell me

- When we were in school - I said look at me, right?

Look at me and speak

- You heard me? - No...no, sir

You won't know the answer

It's a matter between your wife and me 16 years ago

- What are you saying? - Baby, will you keep quiet?

I thought I was your 1st girlfriend

He's explaining Kid is curious, no?

We will also learn about it

- Chi! Shut up - Why?

- What 'matter'? - That is

What is it about? Tell me

When I proposed to you, I gave you a statuette, remember?

Its value has skyrocketed to millions

Hey baby...baby!

But it is not with me now

It is with Dharmaraj

All that matters is if you give me that photo

I didn't even develop that negative because I didn't want to remember you

She is my wife...my wife, you know

But I have those negatives safe

She is my girlfriend, you see

- Lover, huh? - I was her ex lover!

Only ex, huh?!

We'll discuss that later!

Why are you fighting for that girl?

Let's look for the negative Right, Nagaraj?

He has given permission, stand up

You look in the attic

- You look there, da - Da?!

Yes, short form of darling is 'da'!

Short form of dear is 'di'!

Ravi taught me this acronym in school

I might have said it At least I am consistent!

'You search over there'

'4 eyed bozo!'

I landed!

Not here, pappumma

- Pappumma? - My pet name for her in school

Chocolate wrapper

Don't throw so callously My college lover gave these

What...college lover?

I should react to that Why are you getting tense?

Rat snake, I'll smash and stuff you into that drawer!

Either search or sleep in your snake pit!

- Is this your office lover? - Yes

Ma, what is this uncle's name?

You go search that side

By the way, why have you developed his photo alone?

I didn't love him truly

He doesn't make my heart race!

Means you loved me truly?

I didn't love you at all

I didn't develop the photo Go and search

Yes, I am the winner!

Where is it?

"Drizzle of love, sizzling love Where did you fall from above?"

- Hey! Don't touch that - All the more reason I will

Randy fellow!

'Call center Kokila'

'ABC of all you want to know'

'Yes, dear, not here'

'Shall we have a blast?'

Doctor!

Come down

Come down, man You'll get it from me

He tore my family life to tatters!

Where is that negative? Negative...negative...!

Pappumma, move this side

Come this side

Quick...quick

He has lifted her! Quick...double quick

What a bloody mess?!

Shall we go there?

Brother, if you go straight, bedroom is to your left

- Slightly comfortable - Super!

Please stop touching and start searching, brother

Go inside

Pappumma...!

He and his pat my lap!

Make it fast...quick quick quickly!

Yaaaaaaay! I FOUND IT!

NOOOO!

Dhokra is all yours!

Hey! Crazy coot of a doctor!

If you expose the film to light, won't it be destroyed?

If you put it in, will it develop? Chi! Take it out

Son of 'Haste makes waste'!

Sorry, boss

I use only digital camera

'If I claim ownership of that dhokra statuette, people will'

...call you a 'clown'!

'On the 20th of this month...'

'...I'll donate that statuette to our Govt with no strings attached'

'In 1 week your house will be seized!'

'In case we come to the streets'

'...no one is responsible for it'

'Only you!'

'It belongs to me'

'Wave whatever magic wand you have!'

Carry me

Lift me up

Lift me

Lift, ma

Will lift

We'll lift

We'll flick that statuette

No other go

The whole world knows Dharma has it in his possession

If you take it, won't you be branded a thief?

Govt has not tested it as yet

Only after 5 days it will be sent to the archaeology department

Let's replace it with a duplicate and flick the original

We can sell it illegally outside

We can do it, right?

If you age-test it

....original can be discerned from the duplicate

Can be done It's possible

1 minute

You intend stealing?

Not 'you' intend stealing?

'We' will steal!

Why should I join hands with you?

You searched with us, no? Now steal with us!

- That's no logic at all - No logic but what to do?

Shall I be logical?

If I say your wife is my girl don't you get mad, huh?

Similarly

Retrieving my property is stealing or not?

But to me it is stealing

Yuck! Are you such a lowlife?

You destroyed his life and speaking like this?

I'm sorry, Ravi

You destroyed your own patient's life

Take an empty shot and die!

Call yourself a doctor? Chee!

Dad, uncle is only correct

Okay...okay...!

Okay, I'll do whatever help I can

But don't say I destroyed someone's life

Fine, I'll help you

'It has started to rain in Chennai Showers may last for a week'

1st we should...

...try to see how to take it from him

'Office calling'

'Office calling'

We should know when he is at home

And when he will step out

Superb idea, machan

Okay, in order to track the beasts and their movements in the forest...

...like how surveillance cameras are fixed

Hey! All that won't work

I'm talking Don't interrupt

If we keep a similar camera in front of his house-

Listen, it won't work!

Hey! Zip your lips You don't know anything

After we fix the cameras-

What is it I don't know? Tell me

I wanted to learn whatever I missed when I had slipped into coma

With your help I learnt everything

What's up with all of you?

Obsessing about camera, Facebook, message

With technology you think you are getting closer but actually moving away

No one is talking face to face directly

You said it is a decade since you saw your classmate

When I asked you his address you said some darn park!

When we were in school...

...if cricket was at 7:00 a.m won't we assemble on the dot?

- We'll be there at 6:30! - Bingo but now?

'Reached, where are you? Cancelled, huh?'

You chat only on WhatsApp

No one is on the ground there

Hacker, how many friends on Facebook?

'4000'

Ask them for a simple favor

Not a single soul will come to your aid

You will wish 'Happy birthday, ma' to a mother who is not on Facebook!

How will she know you wished her?

Then for whom are you doing all this?

Some random girl you don't even know

You'll chat with her for hours on Facebook

But to meet her in person

You don't have the guts, why?

Because that is reality

All of you have started being scared of reality

Genuine friends Pure happiness

Real comfort True birthday wish

You have no idea what all these really mean

Sir, tell me your wife's phone #

Without checking your mobile

Can you tell me from memory, sir?

16 years ago her landline #

I remember it even now

22582999

Why?

Because it is embedded here

For all of you it is here

Trying to make humans into machines and vice versa

I don't understand why

Bro-in-law

You were worried your son doesn't talk

How will he talk? Why will he talk?

He doesn't have anyone to talk to

I spoke to him

But one thing is for sure

All these years

I was not the one lying in coma

All of you slipped into coma!

Please wake up now

I'm saying it only because I've understood all this

We can't attack him with this technology

If you fix a camera, he'll show you how you fixed it

We must use some other technique

Something else

'Office calling'

Why is this ringing nonstop?

If my father went to work at 8 he'll be back home by 6:00 p.m

Next day he'll go at 8 again

This mobile rings 24x7

We get calls while eating, sleeping, even when we are in the loo

Not only that, you get calls and messages all the time...oh gawd!

The world is so big out there you're a corpse in that small box!

Break that...break that damn device

No...no...no...!

BREAK IT!

'Office calling'

Good riddance to 'office calling'!

- Just you wait! - Don't break it, uncle

Doctor, let go of me! I'll break my boss's head!

Uncle, don't do that

Dai, why did you break this phone now?

As if I did?

You instigated me to break it

I know I spoke but why did you break it?

Isn't it your phone?

I broke it in a burst of emotion

Dai!

So all these years emotion has been a constant, right?

We must lock Dharmaraj by using emotion as the key

Do any of you understand me?

Wait...how do I say it?

Technology you are raving about is recent and it will keep changing

But feelings we were born with

Hunger, taste, happiness, anger, love, lust will never change

Our mothers showed us the moon and fed us

Mothers these days show their mobiles and feed their babies

But feeding has not changed, right?

That love has not changed, right?

Certain things won't change

It will be old as gold

I'm the king of heritage & culture!

Pah! Incredible scene

Just tell me what to do

I'm ready

We don't need surveillance cameras to check on Dharmaraj's movements

This human being will do

'A lonely watchman will welcome with open arms'

'...someone who respects and chats with him'

If we want to befriend someone ideal is to make them laugh

Problem is he can identify us

So-

Doctor, it's no big deal

You just approach him casually to ask an address and crack a joke

It is a bland joke but as soon as you tell him you start laughing

Then he has to laugh

What is the joke?

'Then mozhi, Kani mozhi, Ilam mozhi'

- Is this a joke? - Too much!

- Do you know this address? - This one?

Yes, the same

So very simple Tomorrow go up to him and-

Won't he get suspicious?

Right, but if you take your dog for a walk, even if it is another area

- 'No one will suspect you' - Cooperate with me

- Bro - Walking, huh?

Look! My dog is saying 'yes'

Can't meet your boss at all these days?

- He's very busy - When did you come?

- I came yesterday at 6:00 a.m - He comes only at 10'o clock

- I came at 8:00 p.m, bro - He leaves by 3:00 p.m usually

Shall I come at 2:00 p.m tomorrow?

At 2:00 p.m he is garlanding our leader's statue

OH!

Bye, bro

Caste

[crowd cheering]

Yov! Are you God's gift to mankind just because of your royal lineage?

Until yesterday, you were an illegitimate mongrel

Who the hell are you?

Who the eff are you?

Silence...silence!

Make way for our leader

Move aside You come along, bro

Get out of my way

Hey! Move

- I'll kill you - They locked me in, bro

You are bleeding, bro?

'If you wash fish in clean water daily Will it lose its innate stink, tell me?'

Will it go, man?

That...was not aimed at your hand, man

It was aimed at your neck!

Rope of Lord Yama, God of Death

...is now in the hands of your close associate

Someone by your side always will send you to the grave

Sins you committed these 16 long years...

...have started rolling their dice against you

Your steps are heading towards the grave

What...? Don't you believe me?

Only if you are alive the day after tomorrow!

Do you want to look for redemption of your sins?

Visit Lord Shiva at Rudra temple and beg for salvation

Your fort is crumbling Your game is tumbling

Your chapter is closed, man

Suspicion, superstition

Fear

Now whatever happens will be ominous in his eyes

Hey! Black cat Stop...stop!

'Tomorrow is your last day!!!'

Hey! Catch him Get hold of him

How can you nab him if all of you are seated?

Scum bags!

This is an offer from Lalitha Jewellery

Tomorrow is the last day it seems!

Hey! Having a dig at me?

Start the car

That doesn't work, bro

- Only my seat belt is stuck? - Yes

- Okay, take this left - No, we can turn right, bro

No need Turn left now

- I'll turn right - Turn left now

If we turn right we'll reach our final destination

Final destination?

Is this some conspiracy?

- Why are you going right? - Hey! Go right

Turn left, I say

Where are you off to?

Sir, I have to attend to the next patient

Please come back soon I'm a bit scared

- What's this? - Milk

You drink it

No need, bro

Drink it, man

- I don't want, bro - Why?

If it's plain milk I don't mind

What did you mix then?

I added sugar I am diabetic!

No one is disease free in our group-

You drink it

I don't want, bro

Do you have high blood pressure?

- You can't trust him, bro - Bloody traitor of a tortoise!

How dare you, couch potato!

Bro, even now he created bad blood in the function

- To start a commotion - True that!

Who is a spinning top with no hook?

'Whole world knows you are vegetating!'

'I knew from the beginning he should not be trusted'

Move, why are you fighting here?

'Instead of giving apple to our boss?'

Nurse

Discharge!

[dog howling]

I can hear a dog howling

My heart is racing

I'm scared too

[sinister whispers]

What is this?

Why are you standing all around me?

You are even holding weapons

You are in some trouble, bro

Problem for me?

Problem is only because of all of you

How are we to blame?

Who slashed my arm?

I went to the temple for your sake and brought you God's offerings, bro

Why is that blade in your hand?

So are you the culprit?

You wretched fellow! How could you do this to our bro?

You refused to trust me Look how he backstabbed you!

'Come out and we know how to handle you!'

'Tomorrow is the last day!'

'We'll reach our final destination'

'He isn't trustworthy, bro'

'We'll reach our final destination'

'He isn't trustworthy, bro'

'Visit Lord Shiva at Rudra temple and beg for salvation'

If he gets scared...

Hey!

He's the traitor

Listen, I don't trust any of you

All of you clear out right now

- Leave - Bro

Are you scared, bro?

- Is it that obvious? - Yes, bro

At least for a week, go I don't want anyone with me

Leave me alone

GO NOW

Banu, listen

Make arrangements for me to go to the temple tomorrow

Before the inauspicious time tomorrow he will set out to the temple

'Watchman will go to drink tea at 4:00 p.m'

'It's 4'o clock I'll go drink my cup of tea'

We should enter in that gap

So we should ensure the watchman doesn't return

But how...?

I'll suggest something

But no one should yell at me

Shoot

Desire!

Aunty...?

You haven't aged one bit

'We will mix a sedative in that batter'

Someone will be in his house His mother or wife, right?

What do you say, Nagaraj?

- For sure - Then?

We'll enter claiming to be their relatives

'Whoever it is, we generally talk to strangers outside the door'

'But if a relative turns up with an invitation'

I'm your uncle from Malayanur, dear

'They won't be suspicious'

'They will open their doors wide invite the guests in'

'That is our tradition and our famous hospitality'

- Who are they, ma? - I don't know, da

How can I ask? Must be from your father's side

So you, me, Nikitha, doctor

- We will go to his house - What about me?

If there's some problem tomorrow we will all be behind bars

We need someone to bail us out, right?

So don't come there

I have an important meeting in my office tomorrow

Why don't you all go?

Even the doctor is willing What's your problem?

So...?

So...?

Yov security! I'm going to the temple

Take care of the house

'Okay, sir'

'We are waiting All roads are flooded'

'But still as per our weather forecast heavy downpour expected'

'So be safe wherever you are'

What about the CCTV camera?

She seems to be new to this area

How does area matter for a mobile eatery?

'Taste my hot 'bhajji' in this rain, sir'

Vanakkam, how are you?

Vanakkam

'We've been childless for 20 years'

- You are...? - Your uncle from Thollamur, dear

Don't you remember me?

I saw you as a baby You've grown up so much

- You are...? - Aiyo!

You are Dharma anna's wife?

I couldn't recognise you that day in the hospital, dear

We've come to invite you for the wedding

'Brought betel nut and the whole works'

Please come inside

Move...move aside

Sunstroke!

It's raining, how can you say sunstroke?

Hey! I'm a 'Thalapathy' fan I won't lie

Lift him, size of a 'bhajji' and hitting on the fritter aunty!

- Please sit down - How's Dharma anna?

I saw him as a baby Always in his birthday suit!

He's fine He has gone out now

Wait, I'll call him

Don't trouble yourself I just spoke to him

He has gone to a temple for some redemption

Yes

I invited Thollamur uncle and Rajavel uncle this side of town

Then I invited our brothers-in-law Shekar and Murugadas in Senji

Whether Dharma anna was at home or not

I wanted to invite you personally and then head back home

How has your hair suddenly turned grey?

This is only original

That was dye!

- Hello? - 'Hello?'

'Come to Koovathur immediately, bro'

Koovathur? Why?

'Urgent meeting it seems'

'Whoever doesn't turn up will be eliminated from the party, come soon'

How are you related to him?

- Thollamur uncle, dear - That's you

- 'Yes, right?' - I asked about you

Uncle's brother-in-law

But he doesn't have any relatives

I'm related to you, not that uncle

Related to me?

Last I saw was at your wedding

- Whom did you see? - Someone!

Why do you keep prodding? You are just like your father

Always doubting your relatives!

That's alright, but why is it both of you are sweating so much?

I can ask you the same question

I am pregnant

My face is unpleasant!

Nothing of that sort, dear They are both diabetic

Can they go for a walk right here?

'Doctor has told us to walk in the rain'

- Go...go - Get up

Is Dharma diabetic?

- Sugar level has decreased - I should walk regularly too

Who is that?

Water level is rising in the rains, madam

'Have you kept your valuables safe?'

Only at such times

'...thieves will be on the prowl'

Everything is under lock and key?

Yes

- Locked? - Yes, of course

Take care, madam

'Even if we are confident we have locked our house'

'Have you locked it?'

'If someone asks you'

1 minute I'll be with you

1 minute is enough to flick it

Stuff it into our bag-

By the way who is getting married?

- Their daughter - His daughter!

Correct, for my daughter

He treats my daughter like his own

Sometimes my wife tells my daughter 'he is your father'

Imagine how close their bond is

- You have a daughter - Just born

Smells like a gas leak from your stove?

'Yes, you're right'

Your nose is blocked Stove may explode

Better check, you are Dharmaraj's one and only wife

What are you doing?

Nothin-

- Don't call - Let's go

Don't call Nikitha, you go

- Hey! - No

I'm telling you, go

Please, madam Listen to our story

- Don't come near me - I'll fall at your feet

- Don't call anyone - No

Kindly let me speak

Listen...my dear!

Sir!

Look here

You can't use your phone here Orders from our boss

My wife is all alone at home Looks like she's in some trouble

- I must talk to her, give it! - No, sir, sorry

- I'll leave then - Sir

Our orders, sir You can't go outside

I haven't had a baby for 20 years

My wife has conceived now

If something untoward happens to her I will kill all of you, move aside

- Don't call - Hear us out

- Akka, listen - Give this

Keep it

Don't call anyone We are leaving

- Let's go - Wait, 1 minute

Akka, the other day you said 'believe in God'

'He will never let us down'

God gave me that Dhokra statuette, akka

My family is dependent on this

It belongs to me You know-

No, I don't know all that

You discuss his problem with him

- I don't know all that - I swear, 1 track mind!

I'll call him, wait

I told you we are leaving

- Let's go - Wait, da

Won't you narrate a bedtime story to your baby?

Tell your child then

16 years ago was a man Your father made him slip into coma

When he wanted to lead a normal life your father stole what was rightfully his

Tell your child 'Only then you were born God will protect you always'

- Banu - Listen, dear

Don't, we are leaving now

Banu...!

Banu...Banu!

Let's scoot

Where are you going?

- Can't leave her- - Only she knows we came

If she recovers Dharmaraj will dice us to bits

Listen to me Let's escape

' Don't stand there'

'Come right now'

Admit me in hospital please

Watchman!

Can't reach anyone

Why are you stopping? Hurry up...let's go

Only thing we have left is humanitarian concern

Let us not kill that too

You are the father of 2 boys too

Those fancy cabs Call Ola or Uber, whatever

'Continuous downpour in Chennai for the past 3 days'

'Power outage, no ATM, mobile network or internet'

'At her age she won't have the strength to carry her baby full term'

'You must take utmost precautions'

'Reason I keep insisting'

She has no chance to conceive again

Can't get a cab in Uber or Ola

No signal at all Total network failure

What the hell-

Get lost!

Stop...anna

What, sir?

Take me to the hospital urgently

Heavy rain, sir Road is blocked over there

Knee deep water Auto can't ply in that area

Delivery case, bro

'Wait, akka'

I'll try my best Bring her, sir

Thanks, bro

- You go, I'll manage - Take care

Please bear the pain, madam We are almost there

- Sir, isn't she MLA's wife? - Yes, bro

Hey! Drive slowly

- What happened? - Auto is stuck, not starting

I can't bear the pain

'If someone cries in front of us or confides their worries'

'...they are not expecting us to solve it'

'Won't someone hold our hands and say'

'I'm there for you Don't be scared'

'These are the only words of comfort they expect'

Listen to me Look at me

I'm here for you

You'll be fine Trust me

I'll admit you in a hospital

"Tamil has taught us to be compassionate to humanity"

Come on...careful

Hold him

Watch your step

Boss, hand her over to us

She will be fine Don't worry, boss

I'm there for her

"Sole soul friend"

Let me take her to safety

"Buddy, comrade, cousin, best friend You and I will be 'we' till the very end"

"Friend, classmate, roommate, well-wisher"

"You and I will become 'we' forever"

"Thamizh has taught us to be compassionate to humanity"

"Enough of caste and religion splitting lives and love in every region"

"Humaneness is the only solution"

"Enough of losing lives in bloodshed Enough of ties broken in hatred"

"Love bonds widespread"

I'll manage, my house is nearby

"If years as tears dissolve and run in front of our eyes in unison"

"Even if the world loses faith in the sun"

"Co-worker, confidante, crony, companion"

"Dawn will light up the sky one day Night will vanish into his hideaway"

Brother, how much?

Then, now and always, no charge for pregnant women

See you

Brother, what's your name?

Joseph

"Enough of caste and religion splitting lives and love in every region"

"Humanitarianism is the only solution"

Bro...bro

- Calling me? - Yes, bro

What?

Your wife has been taken to Global hospital

Global Hospital?

"If years as tears dissolve and run in front of our eyes in unison"

"Even if the world loses faith in the sun"

"Buddy, close associate"

"Childhood friend, classmate"

"Dawn will light up the sky one day Night will vanish into his hideaway"

"Till that day dawns, dear people with love you'll serve and fulfill"

"Achieve and accomplish Relish and cherish"

Who brought you here, dear?

I don't know

I was screaming in pain

God sent me someone from the road

The pain was unbearable

He said, 'I'm there for you'

Nothing else

If he hadn't come at that moment I swear we would've lost our baby

Only God saved me

"If years as tears dissolve and run in front of our eyes in unison"

"Even if the world loses faith in the sun"

Keep the statuette safe-

You admitted the patient

You're walking away without paying the bill

Thank you very much

'Only humans haven't changed in this world just like my strong faith in my concept'

'Even if we have distanced ourselves due to many differences'

'...when it comes to a problem we join forces hand in hand'

'Caste, color, creed, religion play no part in this unity'

'But should we unite only when we face a problem?'

'We can always embrace solidarity'

'Humaneness is a value we should always ensure doesn't change'

"Buddy, best friend"

"Together till the very end"

subtitled by rekhs assisted by harini & sam

Looks like only my ancestral wealth will ensure I get out of my problems

I'm unable to stand on my own feet

That loan collector is not letting your sister eat

For 3 hours

- Ravi! - Bro, stop

- What? - You got something

- 'What is it?' - 5 lakhs?!

From your You Tube channel

All this money for just talking?

Mainly that emotional video Different league

- What emotional video? - Look here

'Because it is embedded here'

'For all of you it is here'

How did you take this?

'Comali' will give content at all odd hours, be alert

I'll wait like an eagle for content

Went viral unexpectedly

You have 2 million followers

Hereafter you are You Tube celebrity

Rock on, guru!

'The whole world seemed different seeing it after so many years'

'So that became my profession'

'I uploaded many videos I closed my loan also'

'To avail any loan come only to me'

Ready?

We are one happy family now!

"Am I the jester?"

"Only you are the joker who will end up as the sucker"