Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:51,280
♪ S' what love to see
2
00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:56,040
♪ You make my life so glamorous
3
00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:58,160
♪ You can't blame me for feeling
4
00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:00,231
♪ Amorous
5
00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,880
♪ Oh, it's wonderful
6
00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:06,960
♪ Marvellous
7
00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:11,431
♪ That you should care for me
8
00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,920
Shall I sing another one, Mum?
How about Mr Sandman?
9
00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,960
That'll do, Richie.
10
00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:25,634
You can help in the kitchen.
11
00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,189
What did I tell you about your hands?
12
00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:35,560
They liked it.
13
00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:37,880
You fluffed the chorus.
14
00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,030
It goes like this, remember?
15
00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:44,160
JS" wonderful
16
00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,480
JS" marvellous
17
00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:51,920
♪ You should care for me
18
00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:54,360
♪ It's awful nice ♪
19
00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:55,840
This bit -
20
00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,040
♪ S' paradise
21
00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:02,910
♪ S'whatl love to see ♪
22
00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:08,000
Those days are long gone, Ev.
23
00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,150
Don't go making a spectacle.
24
00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:16,472
Now, we need some more cocktail onions.
25
00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:26,040
Show me again, Mum.
26
00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:30,876
Ted's right,
my dancing days are long gone.
27
00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,680
♪ Marvellous
28
00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:43,119
♪ That you should care for me
29
00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,117
You've got wax in your ears.
30
00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:12,871
(Approaching footsteps)
31
00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,040
Is everything alright?
32
00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:20,634
Just having a chinwag with the boy.
33
00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:27,354
It's my house and it's my rules.
He's got to learn.
34
00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,874
Now...
35
00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:52,960
..I won't have some nancy boy embarrass
this family again, you hear me?
36
00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,678
You need to toughen up.
37
00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,879
(Repeated blows)
38
00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:27,518
TED: Are you not ready yet?
39
00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,600
- Mm.
- Zip me up?
40
00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,079
(Ted laughs)
41
00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,754
Only because we're running late.
42
00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,355
You're still a beautiful woman.
43
00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:55,160
EVELYN: Maybe we should stay in.
44
00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:56,639
(Ted laughs)
45
00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,997
I'm worried about Richard.
46
00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:07,080
I checked on him. He's fine.
47
00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,549
Don't you want to have fun anymore?
48
00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,680
Let's go.
49
00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,159
TED: That's my girl.
50
00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:19,839
I'l go get the car.
51
00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,638
(Door shuts)
52
00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:05,159
(Door opens)
53
00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:14,839
You take those off.
54
00:06:21,800 --> 00:06:24,520
This is not what boys do.
55
00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,000
Do you understand?
56
00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,911
(Beeps horn)
-EV!
57
00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,239
Hurry up.
58
00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:36,359
It's disgusting.
59
00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,159
EV!
60
00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,397
(Starts engine)
61
00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:49,999
(Door shuts)
62
00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:04,800
Maggie Tabberer, Model of the Year.
63
00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,711
Divorced with two kids.
64
00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:11,520
- Are you Richard Byron?
- Yes. Pleased to meet you, sir.
65
00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:14,990
Now there's one
I haven't been called before.
66
00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:19,280
My name is Christopher.
67
00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:23,960
This is my favourite department store.
It's very glamorous.
68
00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,760
The window displays are beautiful.
69
00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:27,840
Thank you. You know, I designed them.
70
00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,360
Truly?
71
00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:32,440
My mother says they look like postcards.
72
00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:36,920
And this is the airless shoebox
where we create the magic.
73
00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:40,200
Welcome to the scenic department, lovey.
74
00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:44,717
This is Danny,
although she prefers ‘Ava.'
75
00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,160
You have to start with a good base.
76
00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:58,600
Then you add colour
to accentuate the features.
77
00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,400
Mm. You're a natural.
78
00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,440
Ava? Get your bum over here.
79
00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:06,440
I need inspiration
for the spring windows.
80
00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:09,600
What do you think about
a European-postcard thing?
81
00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,440
He's bossy. You get used to it.
82
00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,592
When he calls you Ava...
83
00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:19,712
Ava's the woman I am
when I dress in drag.
84
00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:23,719
So, you wear ladies' clothes?
85
00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:27,200
(Whispers) And look fabulous.
86
00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,760
- Where's my First Lady?
- Here!
87
00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,239
OK.
88
00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:35,560
Like that. Suck it in.
89
00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:37,039
Mm-hm.
90
00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:42,279
Hold tight, hold tight.
I don't need adjusting.
91
00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:45,999
- How tight do you like it?
- Tight.
92
00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:51,154
What do you think, Richard?
93
00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,550
Richard?
94
00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:01,115
EVELYN: Not going to tell us
about your first day?
95
00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:06,033
You've forgotten your manners again.
96
00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,558
So, how was it?
97
00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:21,600
I got to help with the window displays.
98
00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:24,400
Well! Lucky you.
99
00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:27,880
I told them
you said they look like postcards.
100
00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:29,360
Did you?
101
00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:33,274
So they're going to do a postcard theme
for spring.
102
00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,351
And I saw Maggie Tabberer.
103
00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,080
What was she like?
104
00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,071
She was so beautiful, Mum.
105
00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:49,800
Everybody was watching her,
and she was practising her walk.
106
00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:52,720
What's it like? Show me.
107
00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:54,677
- The walk?
- Yes.
108
00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,079
It was like...
109
00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:15,000
Sometimes I wonder where
all this talent comes from.
110
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:18,640
My mother was all sensible shoes
and Hail Marys.
111
00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:22,840
She's still waiting for the Good Lord
to strike me down.
112
00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:25,275
That's a really beautiful coat.
113
00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:28,880
Want to try it on?
114
00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:30,359
No.
115
00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:34,314
Well, keep watch.
116
00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:44,120
(Clears throat)
117
00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,555
Miss Monroe's got nothing on me.
118
00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,400
You sure you don't want to try it on?
119
00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,913
No, I'm not like you.
120
00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:59,440
Oh, lovey.
121
00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:02,040
You just want to be normal.
122
00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,800
I am.
123
00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,279
(Tuts)
124
00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:27,993
I can see who you are.
125
00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:39,635
Come on, I want to show you something.
126
00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:49,550
Oh.
127
00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,160
It's all about the eyes.
128
00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,878
That's what they want.
129
00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:05,440
Remember that?
It's what every man looks at.
130
00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,431
It's what they want to see.
131
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,680
How do you find shoes that fit?
132
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:32,877
We work in a department store, lovey.
133
00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,718
You look really good.
134
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,199
Your turn.
135
00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,640
Honey, I'm home!
136
00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:45,119
DANNY: Ssh!
137
00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,960
(Whispers) Richard's in there.
138
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,440
Stop the presses.
139
00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,954
He's going through the change.
140
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:05,919
♪ NEIL SEDAKA: Oh! Carol
141
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:10,840
- How much longer do we give him?
- As long as he needs.
142
00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:15,240
He's probably torn
between the soft silk and the taffeta.
143
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:17,160
Yeah, that'd be it.
144
00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:19,037
- (Hums a tune)
- (Chuckles)
145
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,791
(Christopher hums a tune)
146
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,757
Do I look OK?
147
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:40,035
You, my darling, are beautiful.
148
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:44,560
Don't you dare cry, Richard,
you'll ruin my make-up.
149
00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,640
This person cannot be called 'Richard.'
150
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,119
She...
151
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,599
..needs a name.
152
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,590
RADIO: I ..no matter what you do
153
00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,872
♪ Oh! Carol. ♪
154
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,672
Carol! That's a name.
155
00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,320
We are taking Carol out.
156
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,799
Big step!
157
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,278
Three G & Ts, please.
158
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,513
She's so beautiful.
159
00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:44,039
Yes, he is.
160
00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,237
RICHARD: They're so confident.
161
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:57,880
That's what drag is, lovey -
hiding in the spotlight.
162
00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:01,040
- When are you going to get up there?
- In good time.
163
00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,678
Promises, promises.
164
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,633
Here we go.
165
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:12,360
Hi, I'm Mick.
I don't suppose you'd like to dance?
166
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:15,830
- We were just about to have a drink.
- She'd love to.
167
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,240
What's your name?
168
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,800
Um, Carol.
169
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,719
Carol.
170
00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,078
Let me have a look at you.
171
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,033
You're a knock-out.
172
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,636
Um... No, I...
173
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,320
Come on.
174
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,630
Come on, let me feel it.
175
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:19,760
- I know where you're going.
- Hey, stop!
176
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,637
Stop it!
177
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,720
Carol? Carol, what happened?
178
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,200
He touched me.
179
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,920
What do you think he wanted to do,
play Scrabble?
180
00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:33,878
Well, it's not right. I'm not a poofter.
181
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,511
What time do you call this?
182
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,150
- We just went dancing.
- We?
183
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,914
You and your fancy new friends?
184
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,359
What is this?
185
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,800
You've been wearing make-up.
186
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,640
Outside the house?
187
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:11,080
You think it's funny? Because it's not.
188
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,720
It's not natural.
189
00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,520
Well, maybe it is for me.
190
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:18,880
You need to stop this rubbish.
You are a young man now.
191
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,560
What are people going to say?
192
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,198
You're a crap mother.
193
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,119
Richard?
194
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:32,792
You have no idea what I gave up for you.
195
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,280
RICHARD: What was that?
196
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,840
I married Ted
to give you every opportunity.
197
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:42,595
You married that bastard
because nobody else would have you.
198
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:49,080
Oh, darling.
199
00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,559
They all wanted me.
200
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,480
They didn't want you.
201
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:58,758
Is that why you left me
with the neighbours for ten years?
202
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,639
Go to bed.
203
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,434
You should have just left me there.
204
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:12,080
You stop this filthy business
or get out of my house.
205
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:15,520
I won't have you do this to me again.
206
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:16,999
I won't.
207
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,514
- Oh, my records!
- There's no time.
208
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:39,716
Thunderclouds approaching.
209
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,800
Oh, dear.
210
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:44,279
Hello, love.
211
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,880
What do you think you're doing?
212
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,359
Tell her, Richard.
213
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,880
Moving out.
214
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,360
EVELYN: Get inside.
215
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:01,160
- We should go.
- You get inside, now.
216
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,320
Let him go, Ev.
We're better off without him.
217
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:05,440
Do you really want
to go off with these people?
218
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:09,320
- They're my friends.
- How dare you upset your mother?
219
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:12,760
If you want to go,
go, but don't ever come back!
220
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,240
We'll take good care of him.
221
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,040
What would you know about
taking care of him?
222
00:19:17,040 --> 00:19:18,520
More than you.
223
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,955
Come on, let's go. Get in the car.
224
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,831
CHRISTOPHER: You alright?
225
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,439
Never better.
226
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,480
Sammy?
227
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,440
I've been
working on a few of my routines,
228
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,600
and I think if you give me a chance
to show you...
229
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,035
Brunettes are bad for business.
230
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:48,600
But Sammy, Mr Lee...
231
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,989
You got no va-va-voom, kid.
232
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:02,880
Sammy, Ava's done her ankle.
She can't go on.
233
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,360
Since when?
234
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,920
Twinkletoes got her heels caught
in her pantyhose.
235
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:09,320
Ah, shit.
236
00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:11,038
You've got one shot.
237
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:38,840
(Lip-synchs to record)
♪ Stop the things you do
238
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,640
♪ What's up? (Laughs)
239
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:44,840
Jlain't lyin'
240
00:21:44,840 --> 00:21:47,912
♪ La-la-lyin'
241
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,800
♪ love you
242
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:54,080
♪ Ilove you, I love you
243
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:59,920
♪ Ilove you, I love you, baby
244
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:03,560
♪ don't care if you don't want me
245
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:05,800
♪ I'm yours right now
246
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:08,720
♪ puta spellon you...
247
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:12,120
(Needle sticks on record)
♪ Spell on you... Spell on you... ♪
248
00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:13,599
(Crowd boos)
249
00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:16,759
(Record runs down)
250
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,118
Show us your donger.
251
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,440
(Chuckles)
252
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,040
Come on, show us where you hide it.
253
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:36,640
I'll show you mine
if you'll show me yours.
254
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:40,920
Bet I'l need a magnifying glass
to find it though.
255
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,833
Watson, fetch me my magnifying glass.
256
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,434
Or better still, make it a telescope.
257
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,560
I'm all woman, ladies and gentlemen -
258
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:58,560
36,24, 36...
259
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,756
..and nine and a half.
260
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,920
You're much more elegant
when you keep your mouth shut.
261
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:12,360
God, Sammy's going to throttle me
for insulting customers.
262
00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:14,440
- Is that right?
- How was that...
263
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,080
..enough va-va-voom for you?
264
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,200
Sammy,
we hear you're opening a new club.
265
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,120
Les Girls.
Yes, and we want to audition.
266
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,440
So do all the other camps in the Cross.
267
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,800
Yes,
but they don't already work for you.
268
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,120
We know you.
We know you expect the best.
269
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,240
And we'll do it cheap.
270
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,840
- You won't be paid until you get in.
- You won't be disappointed.
271
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,120
You'd better show me something special
too, like those clubs in Paris.
272
00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:42,360
Oh, we will.
We're going to knock you on your arse.
273
00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:43,840
Your bum.
274
00:23:43,840 --> 00:23:45,760
Don't thank me yet.
275
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,080
You haven't met Sheila Cruz.
276
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:51,480
Ready, ladies? A five, six, here we go.
277
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,280
A one, two, three, four.
278
00:23:53,280 --> 00:23:56,160
Shoo the ducks, shoo the ducks.
279
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,200
Kick to Kellett Street.
280
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,200
Next group. And a one, two, three, four.
281
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,520
Shoo the ducks, shoo the ducks.
282
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,280
Good.
283
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,680
And like a gazelle.
284
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:11,840
Light and graceful.
285
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,400
Gazelle, dear.
286
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,200
Gazelle, not hippo.
287
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,157
Oh, never mind. Next one.
288
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,960
Oh, my God. She hates me.
289
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:24,280
Here we go.
290
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,320
Ah, now.
291
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,600
This is a gazelle.
292
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,400
Gazelle? More like a baby giraffe.
293
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,200
DANNY: That's little Miss Peggy Perfect.
294
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,760
And OK, into the grapevine. Come on!
295
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,400
Starting slow.
296
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,560
And a one. And two.
297
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,600
And one. And two.
298
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,880
Her, pass for a girl?
299
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:47,360
Wouldn't have thought so.
300
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,159
She's a country kid in a bad panto wig.
301
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,079
Stop!
302
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,400
- Problem?
- No, Miss Cruz.
303
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,677
No problem. We were just helping...
304
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,035
- Peggy.
- Peggy.
305
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:16,273
Five, six, seven, eight.
306
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:21,755
Loosen the shoulder
without losing the line.
307
00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,320
Where'd you dig up
the big-mouth brunette?
308
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,755
I know - moment of weakness.
309
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:46,477
You're shifting your weight too early.
It's on four.
310
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,640
Shoo the ducks, shoo the ducks.
311
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:53,960
One, two, three.
312
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,439
Four.
313
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,360
Have you got it in for me?
314
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:02,476
Oh, you think I was too hard on you.
315
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,080
- You know why?
-'Cause I'm a hippo?
316
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,674
No, because your attitude stinks.
317
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,080
Picking on another girl? Whew!
318
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:15,400
You wouldn't do that
if you weren't scared.
319
00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:17,277
What are you scared of?
320
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,200
I really want this, Miss Cruz.
321
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:25,800
- Why?
- Because I want to dance.
322
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,520
No.
323
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,400
You want them to love you!
324
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,320
Hm?
325
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,800
The stage is our boudoir.
326
00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,440
The audience, our lover.
327
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:43,718
Do it right, and it will be
the most enduring love affair.
328
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,397
What if I'm not good enough?
329
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,760
If you give them everything -
330
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,360
your imagination, your body,
331
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,749
your beautiful face...
332
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:03,111
..you can be anything you want up here,
hm?
333
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,840
But lose the smart mouth at rehearsals.
334
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,800
Yes, Miss.
335
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:13,400
And do something about that voice.
336
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:15,357
Yes, Miss Cruz.
337
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:17,959
Sheila.
338
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:38,320
He has asked me to stay again tonight.
339
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:39,840
I think he's the one.
340
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:42,798
- You be careful with that one.
- I'll be alright.
341
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:46,400
You're writing to your mother again.
342
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,879
Mm-hm.
343
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,800
We could go and visit her.
I'l go with you.
344
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,996
It's a bit late for that.
345
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,480
I know you miss her.
346
00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,760
OK, you go have a lovely night.
347
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:01,800
- Love you.
- Miss you.
348
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,791
Mean it!
349
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,360
Legs.
350
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:10,839
Angelo.
351
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,479
(Phone rings)
352
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:19,279
Hello?
353
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:22,352
Mum? It's me.
354
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,313
Richard?
355
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,196
I wanted to let you know I'm OK.
356
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,759
Mum?
357
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,840
In two years,
all I get is a handful of postcards,
358
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,751
now you want to talk.
359
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:52,760
I called because I want to let you know
I'm going to be in a show.
360
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,991
It's a cabaret.
It's not definite, but...
361
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,960
I thought, if I get it,
you might like to come.
362
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:03,840
What's that? I can barely hear you.
363
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:05,880
Are you having a party?
364
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:07,951
You know Ted.
365
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,749
Look, now's not the best time.
366
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,834
How about tomorrow, then -
lunch, my shout?
367
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,559
Maybe next week.
368
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:24,159
I'l let you know.
369
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,719
Lovely dress.
370
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,354
Thank you. I made it myself.
371
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:25,000
Richard?
372
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,479
Mum.
373
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,800
- I have to go.
- Mum, come on.
374
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,200
- Let me go, Richard.
- Please, let me explain.
375
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,680
- Mum?
- Don't you dare!
376
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,720
Don't you dare call me that.
377
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:40,190
You're not my son, not like this.
378
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,479
You need help.
379
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,960
- I didn't come here to fight.
- Didn't you?
380
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:51,191
No, I came here to show you
who I really am.
381
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,840
Mum, this is who I've always been
on the inside.
382
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,320
You know I was never like
the other boys.
383
00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,320
This is not my fault.
384
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:01,840
I'm not blaming you.
385
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,160
We play the hand we're dealt, Richard.
386
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:07,400
Yes, that's right,
and Richard wasn't me.
387
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,550
This is me. This is right.
388
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,273
My name is Carol.
389
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:20,599
I don't want this for you.
390
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,400
No, you don't want this for you.
391
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:28,439
You play dress-ups and make-believe
all you like...
392
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,194
but you'll never be a real woman.
393
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:49,240
It's not polite to stare.
394
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,960
You can talk.
395
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,760
It is strictly look but don't touch.
396
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,360
I was hoping he wasn't one of yours.
397
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,840
‘Cause yours is so different than mine?
398
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,440
I like the manly type.
399
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,480
He's a gold-digger, Carol.
400
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,560
Even if he did like boys,
you couldn't afford him, darling.
401
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,840
Why aren't you two watching?
402
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,760
- Who?
- Cochinelle.
403
00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,876
She's had the...
404
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,240
♪ We go, boom-biddy-boom
biddy-boom-biddy-boom
405
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:22,040
♪ Biddy-boom-biddy-boom
biddy-boom, boom, boom
406
00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,640
♪ Boom-biddy-boom
Biddy-boom-biddy-boom
407
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:26,760
♪ Goodness, gracious
♪ How audacious
408
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:29,240
♪ Goodness, gracious
♪ How flirtatious
409
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,640
♪ Goodness, gracious!
♪ ltis me
410
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,960
Jltis you?
I lam sorry - itis us
411
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,439
JARS
412
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:47,880
She used to be a man?
413
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:53,000
They say she's famous in Europe,
and you have to see it to believe it.
414
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,960
- Come on, then.
- What? We can't.
415
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,439
- Come on.
- Carol!
416
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,800
Excuse me, Miss Cochinelle?
417
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,400
Yes?
418
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,760
I'm so sorry.
419
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,640
My friends... We wanted to meet you.
420
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,080
You are too sweet.
421
00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:20,200
You like Natalie Wood too, non?
422
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,160
Such elegance, she has.
423
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:26,357
Is it true, about the operation?
424
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,560
You want to see my foufoune?
425
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,920
- You'll show us?
- Of course.
426
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,355
I am French.
427
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:51,160
Did you see how real it looked?
It was like she was born with it.
428
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:53,880
No-one would know
she wasn't the real thing.
429
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,510
Imagine Angelo if you came home
with a foufoune like that.
430
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,400
- Lovey!
- What?
431
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,960
You're not actually thinking
of having the op?
432
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,160
- I would!
- You heard what happened to Sheena.
433
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,120
She died on the table in Cairo.
434
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,400
But it is something
to start thinking about
435
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,120
if they ever start doing it here.
436
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,600
Not me. No way.
437
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:17,600
I'd have the hormones over the op.
It's less risky.
438
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,840
♪ You're sitting there
wondering what it's all about... ♪
439
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,354
(Police whistle)
- Run, run! Go!
440
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,360
You, with me.
I have some questions.
441
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,839
Get away from me!
442
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,320
She's new.
443
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:53,799
Let her go.
444
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:57,879
Take me. I'm more experienced.
445
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,080
- No!
- Stay right here. I'm OK.
446
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,120
- No, Ava, please!
-I'm OK.
447
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,080
No. Get away from her!
448
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,320
I'm OK. I'm OK!
449
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:09,799
(Ripping fabric)
450
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,680
- He won't get away with this.
- Ssh!
451
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:34,310
Lovey, it's done. Just let it go.
452
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,159
All stand.
453
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:55,318
Be seated.
454
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,031
Call Richard Byron.
455
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,239
Mr Byron...
456
00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:14,078
..are you represented?
457
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,600
No, Your Worship.
458
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,240
I asked you a question.
459
00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:22,360
No, Your Worship.
460
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,360
You were charged with
committing an indecent act in public.
461
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,112
How do you plead?
462
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,440
Not guilty, Your Worship.
463
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,920
I beg your pardon?
464
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,036
Not guilty, Your Worship.
465
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:42,280
Which part of the charge
do you not understand?
466
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:43,759
Any of it.
467
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:48,840
You do understand that
a custodial sentence
468
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:53,118
would not be a pleasant experience
for someone like you?
469
00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:01,040
How is you,
sitting up there in your wig and robe,
470
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:05,318
any different to us,
sitting here in ours?
471
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,872
Charges dismissed. You're free to go...
472
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,559
..Miss Byron.
473
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:31,560
RICHARD: Here it is.
474
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,040
DANNY: What a dive.
475
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:36,240
When they start handing out hormones
at The Sebel, no questions asked,
476
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:37,720
we'll go there.
477
00:37:37,720 --> 00:37:39,880
- Now come on, we're late.
- Stop pressuring me!
478
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:43,840
You can buy tits and all the make-up
you want, but we're still going to be...
479
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,320
us.
480
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,920
I'm sorry. I didn't mean...
481
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:50,680
Lovey, I just don't want us
to rush into anything.
482
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,280
I thought you wanted
a knock-out pair of boobs?
483
00:37:54,280 --> 00:38:00,834
Listen to me - we can start making the
outside match how we feel on the inside.
484
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,800
I just don't know
if I can go through with it all -
485
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,080
the hormones, the operation.
486
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:11,640
Darling, if you can't do it, no-one can.
487
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,597
Now, come on.
488
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,311
I promise
mine won't be bigger than yours.
489
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,680
Here we go.
490
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:32,040
And right, two, three, four, five, six.
491
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:35,600
Again. One, two, three, four, five.
492
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,960
Forward and present.
493
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,920
And smile.
494
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:44,000
Only a few days to go.
Let's get it right.
495
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,720
Gazelle.
496
00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:48,360
And gazelle.
497
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:54,160
Alright. Everyone else, just focus.
Concentrate.
498
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,200
Oh, lovey. It's the hormones. Ahem.
499
00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:00,360
- Did you hear that?
- Very nice!
500
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,839
I'm a lady, I am.
501
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,710
One, two. One, two, three.
502
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,240
And position.
503
00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:16,480
And step, kick. Step, kick. Up.
504
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,960
Hold it.
505
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:19,792
Hold.
506
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:25,559
And release.
507
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,480
Nice. Not bad.
508
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:32,200
He's in a foul mood.
509
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,680
I have made you
a thing of spectacular beauty.
510
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:37,720
I think it's a great day
for final auditions.
511
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:40,840
- At least you're definitely in.
- You will be too, for sure.
512
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,360
Carol!
513
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,080
You still taking those pills?
Doesn't look like it.
514
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,960
I'am! I'm just a late bloomer.
515
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,880
Keep at it. You know Sammy -
he likes the real deal.
516
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,720
- Carol, where are you?
- What happened?
517
00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:53,200
- Oh, God.
- You got cut?
518
00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,880
- Carol, you're up. Hurry up!
- Yeah, OK!
519
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:59,480
You go out there and you be fantastic.
520
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,551
You're perfect.
521
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,398
Carol, hurry up!
522
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,160
JS" wonderful
523
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,151
JS" marvellous
524
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:35,471
♪ That you should care for me
525
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,037
♪ awful nice
526
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:41,838
♪ S' paradise
527
00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:46,398
♪ t's what I love to see
528
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:56,840
♪ You've made my life so glamorous
529
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:04,240
♪ You can't blame me
for feeling amorous... ♪
530
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:05,720
How do you like them, Sammy?
531
00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:08,760
JS" wonderful
532
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,320
JS" marvellous... ♪
533
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,675
Alright, kill it! I've heard enough.
534
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:16,600
What would you call yourself?
535
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:18,600
Carol Lee?
536
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,080
Well, that'd get them in.
537
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,480
Something foreign, exotic.
538
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:26,120
Mona. Trixie.
539
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,396
- Fifi.
- I'm not a bloody poodle.
540
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,679
Carlotta.
541
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,280
Perfect.
542
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,440
(Phone rings)
-SolI'min?
543
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,720
Yeah, kid, you're in...
544
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:40,552
Carlotta.
545
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:44,600
Thank you! Thank you so much, Sammy!
546
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,800
Carol!
547
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,279
Who is it?
548
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,119
Mum?
549
00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:58,038
Mum? Mum, Mum?
550
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,840
- Operator.
- Yeah, hello.
551
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:17,600
I need an ambulance for my mum.
She's taken pills.
552
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:20,680
- What pills has she taken?
- Aspirin. She's taken aspirin.
553
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,280
- How many?
- Hang on, she's awake.
554
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:25,160
Mum?
555
00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:27,600
Mum, how many pills did you take?
556
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,440
- Oh, Richard!
- Mum, how many pills?
557
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,795
Oh, I don't know. Three?
558
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,359
Maybe four.
559
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,480
She says, three, maybe four.
560
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:42,552
Um, yes, [ will. I'm so sorry.
Thank you.
561
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:57,077
Ted's left me.
562
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:02,240
Good bloody riddance.
563
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:04,600
I can't be alone.
564
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,876
What am I going to do, Richard?
565
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:10,958
Why did you do all this?
566
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,840
I told you to stop.
567
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,992
Now he's gone, and what have I got?
568
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:27,360
"The owner,
nightclub impresario Sammy Lee...
569
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,680
Impresario? He'll love that.
570
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,240
"denied the new venue
broke public-decency laws,
571
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:35,200
but church groups have urged
the Police Commissioner to act.'
572
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,350
We could get arrested again.
573
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,720
- What's happened?
- Nothing, I just slipped in the bath.
574
00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:55,280
Oh, my God, love.
575
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,440
Better not let Sammy see you.
576
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,880
- Can you goon?
- Everyone, stop fussing.
577
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,520
Bloody Angelo. I'll throttle him!
578
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:04,520
Carol, it's not his fault.
I just got on his nerves.
579
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,520
By doing what, breathing?
580
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:11,754
What are you all standing around for?
It's opening night! Move your arses!
581
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,600
Ladies, you've got talent.
582
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:31,434
Now get out there
and bloody well use it.
583
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,358
No excuses.
584
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:39,480
- What if they shut us down?
- Better still, what if they hate us?
585
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,391
They're going to love us.
586
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:49,640
The most beautiful girls in Sydney,
but are they really girls at all?
587
00:44:49,640 --> 00:44:51,631
(Whistling and cheering)
588
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:59,880
♪ Les girls, les girls
589
00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:01,720
♪ Ah, comme je les aime
590
00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:03,440
♪ How he loves the girls
591
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,640
♪ Les girls, les girls
592
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,440
♪ Je les trouve suprémes
593
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,120
& He worships the girls
594
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:13,520
♪ De la plante des pieds
a la racine des cheveux
595
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,800
♪ From the tips of their toes
up to their curls
596
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,640
♪ Formidable! J'adore, mais oui
597
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:22,156
♪ And most of all, me!
♪ Les girls
598
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:27,152
Les girls
599
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,954
♪ Girls
600
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:02,720
♪ Oh, what charms they disclose
601
00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:06,960
♪ From their hats to their hose
602
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:10,920
♪ From the tips of their toes
603
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:14,640
♪ Up to their curls
604
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:18,520
♪ simply adore
605
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,880
♪ And every day more
606
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:24,952
Les girls
607
00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:29,032
Les girls
608
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:35,911
Jlesgirls. ♪
609
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:23,240
Excuse me.
610
00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:24,719
Drink?
611
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:28,680
You know what I like.
612
00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:32,719
I know almost everything about you,
Carlotta.
613
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:59,200
Who wants vanilla, when there are
so many other flavours to try?
614
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,280
OK.
615
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:02,759
Smiles.
616
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,359
And big smile.
617
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,631
Thank you. Thanks, girls.
618
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:18,920
That was lovely. Thank you.
619
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:23,000
- I've been thinking about the finale.
- I'm not paying you to think.
620
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:27,360
Peggy's solo is really not
setting the room on fire.
621
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:28,840
She's good.
622
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:34,360
But I'm the one they're writing about.
I'm getting you bums on seats.
623
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,520
I'm not paying you any extra.
624
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:37,999
Of course not.
625
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,437
So what did you have in mind?
626
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:49,000
♪ The minute you walked in the joint
627
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:52,280
♪ I could see you were
a man of distinction
628
00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:54,800
♪ A real big spender
629
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,320
♪ Good-looking, so refined
630
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:01,720
♪ Say, wouldn't you like to know
what's going on in my mind?
631
00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:03,800
♪ Let me get right to the point
632
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:09,400
♪ don't pop my cork
for every man I see
633
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,233
♪ Hey, big spender
634
00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:16,720
♪ Hey, big spender
635
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:20,320
♪ Hey! Big spender
636
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:30,435
♪ Spend a little time with me.
637
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:34,709
(Applause and cheering)
638
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:46,800
I still don't know why
you're paying his tab.
639
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,760
What can I say?
We've so much in common.
640
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:52,513
Lance loves spending money
and I love making it.
641
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,350
Just order me a martini.
642
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,520
Why do you let him do this to you?
643
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,194
Why do you put up with Lance
spending your money?
644
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,470
The things we do for love, eh?
645
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,360
You know what? Let's go.
I don't feel like a drink.
646
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:13,839
Since when?
647
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:18,959
Carol...
648
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,830
Hi. Who's this?
649
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:26,952
- This is Mary.
- I'm Lance's fiancée.
650
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,240
Carlotta works for a friend of mine.
651
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:32,840
Well, it's lovely to meet you.
652
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:34,320
You too.
653
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,630
Will you excuse me for a moment?
654
00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:45,753
I'm going to the bar.
655
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:59,280
So, when is the big day? My invitation
must have got lost in the mail.
656
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,440
We had fun, Carlotta.
657
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:05,640
Let's not pretend it was ever
going to be more than that.
658
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,517
Fun, fun, fun. That's me.
659
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,514
Mary doesn't know about us, so...
660
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:16,520
Don't worry.
661
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:21,600
I won't tell her what a lying, cheating
gold-digger you really are.
662
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:26,037
She looks smart.
She'll probably figure that out herself.
663
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:40,680
They're much more interested in,
you know, my going to bed with someone
664
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:46,040
or my having VD or my getting a divorce
than they are in the actual issues
665
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:47,560
which I've come here to...
666
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,039
EVELYN: Bra burners.
667
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:57,160
He married her, you know.
668
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,760
What, Germaine Greer got married?
669
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:03,120
No, Ted and his floozy.
670
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,680
Do we have to talk about bloody Ted
again?
671
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,120
He was good to us.
672
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:11,999
No, not to me, he wasn't.
He was a prick.
673
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,960
Abit of discipline never hurt anyone.
674
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:18,473
(Changes channels)
675
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,479
So, did you...
676
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:35,200
..did you see they might start
doing the op at the Prince of Wales?
677
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,080
This one's got no idea.
678
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,680
Well, I fancy the convict story.
679
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:45,151
I was thinking about having tt,
the change.
680
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:50,836
How do they get on these game shows?
That's what I want to know.
681
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:55,040
Now I won't know who won.
682
00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:56,678
You heard what I said.
683
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:01,560
I don't understand why
you'd butcher yourself like that.
684
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:04,359
Everything about me is female...
685
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,157
everything except...
686
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:12,837
OK, you can get dressed.
687
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:22,439
The electrodes measure
genital reaction to stimuli.
688
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:34,480
Could you put these on, please?
689
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,200
We need to know how you'll adapt
post-surgery.
690
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,840
You know what I do for a living.
691
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:13,560
How was that?
692
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,791
(Shoes clatter)
- Womanly enough for you?
693
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,399
(Door slams)
694
00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:29,719
(Knock at door)
695
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:50,238
He dumped me.
696
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:07,199
(Phone rings)
697
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:10,920
It'll be Sammy, calling to sack me.
698
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:12,399
Let him bloody try.
699
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:18,159
Hello?
700
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:22,759
Yes, this is Carol.
701
00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:32,840
I... Thank you. Yes.
702
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:34,320
Yep.
703
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:35,799
Goodbye.
704
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:40,759
Carol?
705
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,716
They're letting me have it...
706
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:47,319
..the operation.
707
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:56,720
Lovey, are you OK? You don't look OK.
708
00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:59,320
You know, it's not too late to back out.
709
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:02,000
- Why would I do that?
- You know why.
710
00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,957
You might not wake up.
711
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:10,310
Yeah, but I'll die a real woman.
712
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:14,480
Can you believe it?
713
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:16,080
It's amazing.
714
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,071
I've got to get the bubbly!
715
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:21,319
Woo!
716
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:26,920
MAN: Carol, I want you to count
backwards from ten for me.
717
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:29,320
CAROL: 10, 9,
718
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:32,200
8,7,
719
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:33,960
6
720
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:36,280
5,
721
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:38,715
4.
722
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:46,720
Carol.
723
00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:48,720
Oh, lovey. Are you in pain?
724
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:51,000
No. Ah, no.
725
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,520
Hello.
726
00:56:52,520 --> 00:56:56,000
It's not that bad.
Actually, it's fantastic.
727
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:57,720
You want to see?
728
00:56:57,720 --> 00:57:00,760
I'm sure it's a jewel, Carol.
729
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:03,920
Itis so worth it.
730
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:07,800
Darling, it's going to be
exactly the same for you.
731
00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:12,680
What's wrong, have those hormone pills
got you off-colour again?
732
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,680
No, I stopped taking them.
733
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:16,880
It just wasn't for me.
734
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,360
Well, you can't chicken out now.
735
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:21,160
It's not what I want.
736
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:24,120
You want people to see you as a freak
for the rest of your life?
737
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:26,760
- Because that's how they're going to...
- Carol.
738
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,320
- Oh, my God.
- Pegs!
739
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:30,200
You are even more famous.
740
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:31,680
What?
741
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:33,400
‘Balmain boy becomes beauty.'
742
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:36,080
I said, no press.
743
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:38,600
- Photographers.
- Oh, hello (!)
744
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:40,600
Nurse, can we get someone in here,
please?
745
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,520
Bye-bye, boys.
746
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:44,000
Nurse!
747
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,479
Smile, love!
748
00:57:57,760 --> 00:57:59,558
PEGGY: You can't hide forever.
749
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:02,160
Watch me.
750
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:05,676
You sound like you're premenstrual,
Carol.
751
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:10,360
- Where's Ava?
- Probably sleeping one off.
752
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:13,600
You can't tell me you haven't noticed
the bender she's been on.
753
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:16,160
She enjoys a martini. We all do.
754
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:17,639
(Knock at door)
755
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:21,919
No, let me get it.
756
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:30,120
What's really going on with Ava?
757
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:34,440
Angelo has shacked up with some stripper
from The Pink Pussycat.
758
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:35,919
God, he's a prick.
759
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,113
Who is it?
760
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:04,520
I had to read about it in the paper.
761
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:07,399
It happened quite suddenly, in the end.
762
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:13,640
They said it takes over a year,
what with all the testing.
763
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:16,632
Yes. Well, I did try to tell you.
764
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:23,560
All the neighbours are talking about it.
How do you think that makes me feel?
765
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,518
Oh. Like it's the end of the world.
766
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:31,960
We are who we are, Richard.
People don't change.
767
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:33,678
Don't know about that.
768
00:59:36,560 --> 00:59:39,840
If you're so proud of yourself,
why are you cooped up in here?
769
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:43,231
Don't worry,
I'll keep your cheques coming.
770
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:54,840
You don't know what it's like,
everyone knowing my business.
771
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:57,480
Now you're worried about
what people think!
772
00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:01,400
I thought you'd like it - your name in
the paper, everyone talking about you.
773
01:00:01,400 --> 01:00:03,676
No, I don't. Not like this, no.
774
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:09,038
You've always made the most
of your opportunities, Richard.
775
01:00:10,800 --> 01:00:12,837
Why let this one pass you by?
776
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:19,160
Just hold it, and milk the applause.
777
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:23,280
Look out, jealous bitches. I'm back!
778
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:28,200
♪ Oh! The old grey mare
she ain't what she used to be
779
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:31,960
♪ Ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be.
780
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,400
- Welcome back, lovey.
- Thank you.
781
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:35,880
So does it work?
782
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:39,240
Mm. Every bloody night.
Ask the neighbours.
783
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:41,520
- Come on, show us.
- Rack off.
784
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:43,000
She's gone all shy.
785
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:45,520
Come on, Carol.
I promise to keep my eyes open.
786
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:48,831
Righto.
Well, if I have to, I have to, right?
787
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:55,320
As much as I love
celebrating Carol's gorgeous new vag,
788
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:58,551
it's 30 minutes to show,
ladies and gents.
789
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:03,510
- Germaine would be proud, Carol.
- Thank you.
790
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:10,479
(Sighs)
791
01:01:26,280 --> 01:01:28,320
CAROL: Is she going home?
792
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:30,760
Oh, she's done that every night.
793
01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:33,200
STEFAN: You alright to cover, Pegs love?
794
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:35,510
PEGGY: Yep, no wucking furries.
795
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,360
Ava?
796
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:49,320
You in here, lovey?
797
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:50,799
Ava?
798
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:54,190
Ava? Shit!
799
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:56,840
Oh, no. No!
800
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:58,520
No, lovey! Wake up.
801
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:00,800
No! Don't you do this to me!
802
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:02,360
You wake up. Wake up!
803
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:04,200
Wake up! No!
804
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,157
No, Aval
805
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:09,430
Please wake up, Ava. Wake up!
806
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:18,671
(Continues screaming)
807
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:56,119
Mate, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
808
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:01,960
- Can you believe it?
- What?
809
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:04,840
I can't hear a word
over these Neanderthals.
810
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:07,280
Dick Emery's manager
saw me and Selina in Newcastle
811
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:10,240
and offered us a tour in London -
five weeks, a year if it goes well.
812
01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:14,680
- That's good for you, darling.
- Well, he wants a trio.
813
01:03:14,680 --> 01:03:17,080
So, come with us?
814
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:18,559
Please say yes.
815
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:22,520
Sure. What else have I got going?
816
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:25,194
Yes! This is going to be incredible.
817
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:31,960
- Cute.
- Drunk.
818
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:33,553
Coming over.
819
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:38,120
Hi.
820
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:39,600
I'm Peter.
821
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:41,080
Save it, handsome.
822
01:03:41,080 --> 01:03:44,080
Oh, so you think I'm handsome?
823
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:45,960
Alright, alright. Um...
824
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:49,840
..how about I buy you ladies a drink,
then I'll leave you alone?
825
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:53,560
You'd better be buying.
Carol hasn't bought a drink since 1963.
826
01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:57,080
- Jimmy!
- Actually, not for me.
827
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,720
Call me tomorrow.
828
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:00,631
Bye, Peter.
829
01:04:02,520 --> 01:04:03,999
Seevya.
830
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:13,115
Well, it was a pleasure
to almost meet you, Carol.
831
01:04:17,080 --> 01:04:18,912
Alright, one drink.
832
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,437
What are you doing in there?
833
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:57,360
You don't need any of that.
834
01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:59,640
We'll see if you think that
in the morning...
835
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:02,360
If I let you hang around that long.
836
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:04,351
Beautiful and bossy.
837
01:05:06,200 --> 01:05:09,591
Do you want a nightcap?
I've got some Scotch.
838
01:05:22,240 --> 01:05:23,719
You're nervous.
839
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:28,840
I'm not.
840
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:31,309
You're up yourself.
841
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:20,000
Oh, my God! We've known each other,
what, five minutes?
842
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:23,000
Hey, she's going to love you.
843
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,480
Why wouldn't she?
844
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:26,240
(Doorbell)
845
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:28,000
Oh, here you are!
846
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:30,840
- Hello, Mrs Doran.
- Oh, sweetheart!
847
01:06:30,840 --> 01:06:33,440
You can call me Faye. Come through.
848
01:06:33,440 --> 01:06:37,840
Peter hasn't stopped talking about you,
and I can see why.
849
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:39,320
- Hey, guys.
- Hey!
850
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:42,000
- Hello, hi.
- This is my sister, Jane,
851
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,920
and this is her husband, Daryl.
852
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:46,120
- Nice to meet you, Daryl.
- Hi. How are you going?
853
01:06:46,120 --> 01:06:48,440
CHILD: You have to play with me.
854
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:50,680
I guess he has to, then.
855
01:06:50,680 --> 01:06:52,880
- Moselle, Carol?
- Yes, thank you.
856
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:56,160
Peter tells me you're a dancer.
Anything I would have seen you in?
857
01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:59,720
- No. It's just chorus stuff, mainly.
- Oh, nice.
858
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:01,916
Aunt Carol, you have to come and play.
859
01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:05,400
What are we playing?
860
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:06,880
CHILD: Monopoly.
861
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:09,480
You two would make beautiful kids.
862
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:11,080
Mum! Stop it.
863
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:12,920
I'm allowed! Come on.
864
01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:14,400
Are you serious?
865
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:16,920
Mum, don't scare her off.
866
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:18,680
Leave her alone.
867
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:21,000
It's so nice to meet you at last.
868
01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:23,360
It's lovely to meet you too. Cheers.
869
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:27,600
Well, it's happened. This morning,
Prince Charles has a new wife.
870
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:30,840
How do you feel about camping
this Easter?
871
01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:32,760
Camping?
872
01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:34,592
- Yeah.
-Inatent?
873
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:40,470
One weekend without hot rollers won't
kill you. It'd be good practice.
874
01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:45,000
Practice for what?
875
01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,479
For next Easter...
876
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:51,040
..and the one after that...
877
01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:52,920
..and the one after that.
878
01:07:52,920 --> 01:07:54,800
We won't be around that long.
879
01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:56,280
How do you know?
880
01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,669
I just know.
881
01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:09,718
Why do you do this?
882
01:08:13,720 --> 01:08:17,918
Because I know what's going to happen
when you find out.
883
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:21,595
Have you been with someone else?
884
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:26,438
I'm the lead dancer...
885
01:08:27,640 --> 01:08:29,790
in a show called Les Girls.
886
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:33,718
You know the Les Girls?
887
01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:36,719
Aw, shit.
888
01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:41,000
Oh, shit!
889
01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:42,680
I'm Carlotta.
890
01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:45,640
No, no, no. That's not possible.
891
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:47,120
No, I've...
892
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:48,758
I've been inside you.
893
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:53,396
You're a woman. I know you are.
894
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:56,720
Yeah, I am.
895
01:08:56,720 --> 01:08:58,552
Now, I am.
896
01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:02,360
I'm sorry.
897
01:09:02,360 --> 01:09:03,839
Oh...
898
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:17,113
I'm in love with you.
899
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:26,840
Come on, we are going to
paint the town red. I am so excited.
900
01:09:26,840 --> 01:09:29,360
Your sympathy is overwhelming.
901
01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:31,120
Easy come, easy go.
902
01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:32,760
London, here we come.
903
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:34,239
SAMMY: Where are they?
904
01:09:35,840 --> 01:09:39,595
Somebody told Sammy
about the two of you leaving.
905
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:43,440
What's all this about you pissing off?
906
01:09:43,440 --> 01:09:48,400
We got a better offer, so consider this
your four weeks' notice.
907
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:50,440
After all I've done for you.
908
01:09:50,440 --> 01:09:52,440
You work us like dogs
for every bloody cent,
909
01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:56,480
and we're supposed to be, what,
eternally thankful?
910
01:09:56,480 --> 01:09:58,600
You ungrateful poofter.
911
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:00,079
Oh, yeah?
912
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:04,194
And what are you going to do about it?
913
01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:16,550
Remind me never to get on your bad side,
Carol.
914
01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:29,480
♪ The music played and people sang
915
01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:34,031
♪ Just for me, the church bells rang
916
01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:47,715
♪ Now he's gone, I don't know why
917
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:53,800
♪ Until this day, sometimes I cry
918
01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:56,080
♪ He didn't even say goodbye
919
01:10:56,080 --> 01:10:59,040
♪ He didn't take the time to lie
920
01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:03,320
♪ Bang, bang, he shot me down
921
01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:06,200
♪ Bang, bang, I hit the ground
922
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:09,160
♪ Bang, bang
923
01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:11,280
♪ That awful sound
924
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:13,800
♪ Bang, bang
925
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:20,720
♪ My baby shot me down.
926
01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:24,640
London, Carol. Do you want
to give up everything for him?
927
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:28,235
- Letgo.
- You pull out, the tour will fall over.
928
01:11:35,440 --> 01:11:36,920
Peter!
929
01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:40,200
Hey, Pete, wait. Please.
Can we just talk?
930
01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:42,920
- There's nothing to talk about.
- You're here, aren't you?
931
01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:45,920
Yeah. Well, I needed to see for myself.
932
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:48,000
And?
933
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:50,440
And I'm not that guy.
934
01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:53,193
I'm not into blokes.
935
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:57,719
I'm a woman, Peter.
936
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:03,159
It's still me.
937
01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:06,915
Who I was before doesn't matter.
938
01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:13,880
You listen to me.
939
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:18,351
The way you love me,
I've never had that before.
940
01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:22,598
That's all I've ever wanted.
941
01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:26,270
And...
942
01:12:28,200 --> 01:12:31,680
I'm still the same woman
you fell in love with.
943
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:33,353
It's still me.
944
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:38,199
Please.
945
01:12:40,840 --> 01:12:42,478
I'll even go camping.
946
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,200
I'll go camping.
947
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:47,191
I will squat over a hole...
948
01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:50,079
the works.
949
01:12:59,920 --> 01:13:01,399
(Door opens)
950
01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:07,760
Hey.
951
01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:09,240
Hello.
952
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:13,360
There's another return-to-sender
from Peggy there.
953
01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:16,680
She's not forgiving or forgetting,
is she?
954
01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:18,591
You are home early...
955
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:24,320
and dirty.
956
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:27,520
- Fancy anything special for tea?
- I'm not fussy. What's in the box?
957
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:29,920
Nothing, just junk. Some old photos.
958
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:31,400
- Give me a look.
- No.
959
01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:32,880
- Hey!
- Come on!
960
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:34,400
- Peter!
-Letme...
961
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:36,400
Don't be an arsehole! Hey!
962
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:37,760
- Carol...
- No!
963
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:38,920
It's OK.
964
01:13:38,920 --> 01:13:41,389
I don't want you looking at that,
please.
965
01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:48,920
Is that you?
966
01:13:48,920 --> 01:13:50,400
I was being serious
967
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:54,394
when I said I don't want you
looking at that. It's disgusting.
968
01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:56,879
Hey.
969
01:13:57,960 --> 01:14:00,160
Hey!
970
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:02,520
- It's OK.
- Thank you.
971
01:14:02,520 --> 01:14:04,000
It's OK.
972
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:06,958
I don't want to remember that anymore.
973
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:12,160
Carol?
974
01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:14,320
- What?
- Listen to me.
975
01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:15,799
What?
976
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:18,839
Marry me.
977
01:14:27,520 --> 01:14:28,999
Don't be stupid.
978
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:32,560
Come on, be my wife.
979
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:34,720
You know it's not even legal.
980
01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:38,111
- It wouldn't mean anything.
- lt would to me.
981
01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:45,840
You realise we'd be lying
to everybody we know -
982
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:47,638
your mother, everyone?
983
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:51,079
Hey!
984
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:53,879
Be my wife.
985
01:14:58,840 --> 01:15:02,071
My God, you're being serious,
aren't you?
986
01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:13,873
Can you ask me again?
987
01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:18,719
Marry me.
988
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:29,920
I know you didn't want a fuss,
but since your mum couldn't be here,
989
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:33,880
my mother gave me this
on my wedding day.
990
01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:36,560
Oh, no, Faye. I can't. It's too much.
991
01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:39,000
And said it was too much.
992
01:15:39,000 --> 01:15:42,880
And one day
you'll pass it down to your daughter...
993
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:47,111
..or daughter-in-law...
994
01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,920
..and she'll say it's too much,
995
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:55,390
and you will say, 'You're my daughter...
996
01:15:57,360 --> 01:15:58,839
and! love you.'
997
01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,079
Thank you.
998
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:08,680
Something old.
999
01:16:08,680 --> 01:16:10,159
It's beautiful.
1000
01:16:21,400 --> 01:16:24,836
Do you take this man to be your husband?
1001
01:16:25,920 --> 01:16:27,672
I do.
1002
01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:33,800
And do you take this beautiful woman
to be your wife?
1003
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:37,430
Yes, I do take this beautiful woman
to be my wife.
1004
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:43,791
♪ Jingle Bell Rock
1005
01:17:15,800 --> 01:17:17,280
Come here.
1006
01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:20,113
I want to dance with my beautiful wife.
1007
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:25,040
Do you miss it?
1008
01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:26,520
No.
1009
01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:29,480
Would going back to work make you happy?
1010
01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:30,959
You make me happy.
1011
01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:34,439
Is it enough?
1012
01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:47,160
♪ What a bright time
It's the right time
1013
01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:50,280
♪ To rock the night away... ♪
1014
01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:52,480
I told you, I don't want it!
1015
01:17:52,480 --> 01:17:56,400
Fine. Die of bloody heatstroke, then.
See fl care.
1016
01:17:56,400 --> 01:17:58,198
Don't be melodramatic.
1017
01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:04,440
Nothing is ever good enough for you,
is it? You love putting me down.
1018
01:18:04,440 --> 01:18:06,480
Because you're a show-off!
1019
01:18:06,480 --> 01:18:08,640
I'm a show-off?
1020
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:12,840
Ever since you started
with your little-wife routine.
1021
01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:15,120
Now you drag that thing in here
1022
01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:18,000
for all the neighbours to see
how well you've done for yourself.
1023
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:20,280
You're jealous! You are.
1024
01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:24,680
When have you ever stood up for me
about anything, ever?
1025
01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:26,160
Not once.
1026
01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:31,155
Not once. You've never been on my side
about anything.
1027
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:39,230
Wow. You actually let me believe
it was my fault you couldn't love me.
1028
01:18:57,320 --> 01:19:00,760
Pegs, I'm so sorry
I left you in the lurch like that.
1029
01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:03,840
Mm.
I could have stuck pins in your eyes.
1030
01:19:03,840 --> 01:19:07,435
Maybe that tour wasn't meant to be, eh?
1031
01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:15,080
What about you?
You got yourself a bloke now, or...
1032
01:19:15,080 --> 01:19:16,559
But I'm happy.
1033
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:19,720
You?
1034
01:19:19,720 --> 01:19:21,880
Yeah.
1035
01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:23,359
Carol...
1036
01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:28,394
I don't know, Pegs.
I just don't know where I fit in.
1037
01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:34,960
Well, if you want to come back,
I have a tour of New Zealand coming up,
1038
01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:37,400
and I'm a girl short.
1039
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:41,359
Come on. They miss you, Carol.
You'll still pack them in.
1040
01:19:45,160 --> 01:19:50,360
I should go,
but it was really good to see you.
1041
01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:51,839
Offer stands.
1042
01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:54,599
Bye.
1043
01:19:56,120 --> 01:19:58,920
Alright, guys, come on. Let's lunch.
1044
01:19:58,920 --> 01:20:01,040
Let's do it. Come on.
1045
01:20:01,040 --> 01:20:04,640
Having kids is the most wonderful thing
you can do, isn't it, Jane?
1046
01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:08,120
Yeah, but there are days I could just
strangle the precious little darlings.
1047
01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:11,480
Don't let them hassle you about Easter.
We don't know what we're doing yet.
1048
01:20:11,480 --> 01:20:15,400
Actually, we were just discussing
what's taking you two so long
1049
01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:17,240
to make me a grandmother again.
1050
01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:19,600
- There's plenty of time for that.
- Bunkum.
1051
01:20:19,600 --> 01:20:21,560
I know there's something going on.
1052
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:25,000
I see it in Carol's face
every time the kids come over.
1053
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:26,479
It's me.
1054
01:20:27,680 --> 01:20:29,320
I don't want them.
1055
01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:34,315
You can't wait to have children!
You told me so when you met Carol.
1056
01:20:35,360 --> 01:20:37,360
Yeah, well, I've changed my mind.
1057
01:20:37,360 --> 01:20:41,520
There's more to life than
screaming babies and dirty nappies.
1058
01:20:41,520 --> 01:20:43,440
I'm just going to finish up the salads.
1059
01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:46,560
If there's a problem
with your plumbing,
1060
01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:50,040
there are so many things they can do
nowadays.
1061
01:20:50,040 --> 01:20:51,519
Mum, stop it!
1062
01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:56,520
Mum, it's none of our business, really.
OK?
1063
01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:58,520
- It's not your career, is it, Carol?
- No.
1064
01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:01,840
Not having kids is not about my career,
Faye. You don't know the half of it.
1065
01:21:01,840 --> 01:21:03,520
Carol, don't.
1066
01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:05,320
Don't what, Peter?
1067
01:21:05,320 --> 01:21:09,314
I can't have kids
because I don't have the plumbing.
1068
01:21:11,080 --> 01:21:13,435
Because I was born a boy.
1069
01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:23,839
PETER: That wasn't fair.
1070
01:21:25,440 --> 01:21:26,920
Every day.
1071
01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:30,120
Every day,
do you know what I'm surrounded by?
1072
01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:32,640
Mothers. Mothers and their kids.
1073
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:37,080
My whole life is screaming at me,
"You're not a real woman.'
1074
01:21:37,080 --> 01:21:39,600
And you don't know what that feels like.
1075
01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:41,080
You're a real woman to me.
1076
01:21:41,080 --> 01:21:45,080
No, that's who you should be with.
That's the thing.
1077
01:21:45,080 --> 01:21:49,920
You should be with a real woman
with real ovaries and real bits.
1078
01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:52,360
- I chose you.
- It's not enough.
1079
01:21:52,360 --> 01:21:57,200
It's not enough anyway,
this whole happy-families routine.
1080
01:21:57,200 --> 01:21:58,920
I can't do it anymore.
1081
01:21:58,920 --> 01:22:00,800
I don't believe that.
1082
01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:02,960
Come on, what did you think
was going to happen?
1083
01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:06,920
We'd end up happily ever after?
That doesn't happen for girls like me.
1084
01:22:06,920 --> 01:22:10,640
I thought that you'd have the guts
to see it through the hard times.
1085
01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:13,840
Well, maybe you don't know me
as well as you think you do.
1086
01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:17,600
Right. So that's it, you just walk off?
1087
01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:20,240
That's it?
1088
01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:23,319
Look at me.
1089
01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:26,199
I love you.
1090
01:22:28,320 --> 01:22:29,958
I know you love me too.
1091
01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:42,950
I really want you to go be happy.
1092
01:22:50,760 --> 01:22:55,000
VOICEMAIL: Hi, this is Carol.
Leave a message. (Beep)
1093
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:57,160
JANE: Hi, Carol. It's Jane.
1094
01:22:57,160 --> 01:23:00,755
I thought you'd want to know.
It's about Peter.
1095
01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:09,160
PRIEST: I christen you
in the name of the Father
1096
01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:12,516
and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost.
1097
01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:44,799
Carol.
1098
01:23:49,800 --> 01:23:52,110
Your baby's really beautiful.
1099
01:23:53,400 --> 01:23:55,676
She must take after your wife.
1100
01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:07,159
You still wear it.
1101
01:24:09,960 --> 01:24:12,000
This...
1102
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:16,280
this is for your wife
and her daughter,
1103
01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:20,319
and I think it's better
if they never know about me.
1104
01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:32,598
It's good to see you.
1105
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:35,677
You too.
1106
01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:54,080
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
after three years touring the world,
1107
01:24:54,080 --> 01:24:58,120
Les Girls is proud to present the return
of a truly great star,
1108
01:24:58,120 --> 01:25:03,240
the beautiful the talented,
the unforgettable Carlotta.
1109
01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:20,960
Ready?
1110
01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:22,440
No sign of Evelyn.
1111
01:25:22,440 --> 01:25:26,513
I didn't bring my chequebook -
of course not.
1112
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:29,798
I am so proud of you.
1113
01:25:34,120 --> 01:25:35,599
Weall are.
1114
01:25:39,160 --> 01:25:40,639
- Go get 'em.
- OK.
1115
01:26:08,920 --> 01:26:10,797
(Applause and cheering)
1116
01:26:15,320 --> 01:26:19,279
Hello, darlings!
1117
01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:22,240
Alright, alright.
1118
01:26:22,240 --> 01:26:25,360
Pipe down.
We'll be here all bloody night.
1119
01:26:25,360 --> 01:26:28,920
Oh, hello, handsome.
You're a good sort, aren't you?
1120
01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:32,040
What's your name, sweetheart?
1121
01:26:32,040 --> 01:26:33,520
It's George.
1122
01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:35,960
How old are you, George, 22?
1123
01:26:35,960 --> 01:26:38,800
Why do I suddenly feel ancient?
1124
01:26:38,800 --> 01:26:42,040
You're only as old as
the Adonis you feel, right?
1125
01:26:42,040 --> 01:26:47,640
Auntie Carlotta will take care of
the jokes, thank you, Gorgeous George.
1126
01:26:47,640 --> 01:26:53,400
I'l tell you what, it's funny what
coming home does to you.
1127
01:26:53,400 --> 01:26:59,360
It really makes you think about how and
why you got started in the first place.
1128
01:26:59,360 --> 01:27:05,200
For me, I think it's really always been
about love and acceptance.
1129
01:27:05,200 --> 01:27:07,360
It's always been about love.
1130
01:27:07,360 --> 01:27:10,440
- We love you, Carlotta.
- Oh, thank you, darling.
1131
01:27:10,440 --> 01:27:11,920
I love you too.
1132
01:27:11,920 --> 01:27:17,440
When it's all said and done, the only
person whose love really matters
1133
01:27:17,440 --> 01:27:18,919
is mine.
1134
01:27:20,480 --> 01:27:25,156
And if someone else chooses to love you,
well, that's a bonus.
1135
01:27:53,720 --> 01:27:56,480
♪ Sometimes when I feel afraid
1136
01:27:56,480 --> 01:28:02,510
♪ I think of what a mess I've made
of my life
1137
01:28:04,360 --> 01:28:06,920
♪ Crying over my mistakes
1138
01:28:06,920 --> 01:28:12,598
♪ Forgetting all the breaks I've had
in my life
1139
01:28:14,520 --> 01:28:16,720
♪ 1'was put on earth to be
1140
01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:19,520
♪ A part of this great world is me
1141
01:28:19,520 --> 01:28:22,956
♪ And my life
1142
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:26,920
1 guess I'll just add up the score
1143
01:28:26,920 --> 01:28:35,640
♪ And count the things I am grateful for
in my life
1144
01:28:35,640 --> 01:28:39,200
♪ This is my life
1145
01:28:39,200 --> 01:28:44,280
♪ Today, tomorrow
love will come and find me
1146
01:28:44,280 --> 01:28:48,960
♪ But that's the way
that I was born to be
1147
01:28:48,960 --> 01:28:50,439
♪ This is me
1148
01:28:51,440 --> 01:28:54,637
♪ This is me
1149
01:28:55,920 --> 01:28:58,920
♪ This is my life
1150
01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:02,470
♪ And I don't give a damn
for lost emotion
1151
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:07,435
♪ I've such a lot of love
I've got to give
1152
01:29:08,440 --> 01:29:10,238
♪ Let me live
1153
01:29:11,240 --> 01:29:14,920
♪ Let me live
1154
01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:19,357
♪ This is my life
1155
01:29:20,360 --> 01:29:23,716
♪ This is my life
1156
01:29:24,720 --> 01:29:34,516
I This is my life. ♪
1157
01:30:22,680 --> 01:30:26,059
Captions by CSI Australia
80466
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
