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(REEL RATTLING)
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(EERIE MUSIC)
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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(FLESH SQUISHING)
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(HORN HONKING)
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♪ You're all gonna die
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♪ Oh you're all gonna die
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♪ You're all gonna die tonight
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♪ Or another night, yeah
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♪ You're all gonna die
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♪ Oh you're all gonna die
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♪ You better get ready
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♪ 'Cause in hell there
ain't no spaghetti ♪
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♪ You're all gonna die
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♪ Oh you're all gonna die
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♪ You're all gonna die tonight
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♪ Just a bunch of
skeletons wrapped in meat ♪
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♪ Or another night
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♪ Oh yeah, underground
by six feet ♪
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♪ Tick tick tick tick
tock tock tock tock ♪
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♪ Life's a joke
♪ You're all gonna
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♪ Life's a joke
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♪ Die
♪ Everything's a joke
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♪ First of all
♪ You're gonna die
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♪ You're gonna die, you're
gonna die, you're gonna die ♪
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♪ And me
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♪ You better stop fighting
over that chicken wing ♪
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♪ Which one
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♪ Time's up now
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Why not, right?
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What's the point
of being negative?
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Negative Nellie.
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- Yeah, I bet.
- We are gonna be so late
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if we don't make up the time.
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I'm gonna take this shortcut.
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Shortcut.
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- Yep.
- No, nothing creepy
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ever happens to five hot chicks
on a shortcut in the woods.
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DOLLY: I've
taken it many times,
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so this will definitely work.
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(HARD ROCK MUSIC)
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Just zone out.
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MELINDA: You think
it's much farther?
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DOLLY: I don't know, we
are running a little behind.
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MELINDA: I think Ashley
said she needs to go
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to the restroom soon.
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DOLLY: Okay.
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MELINDA: Yeah, if
you can find some.
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DOLLY: Hold it best you
can because I'm not sure.
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- Yeah.
- We are far behind.
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MELINDA: Looks like we're
getting low on gas too.
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DOLLY: Okay.
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(HARD ROCK MUSIC)
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I don't see anything.
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I don't know where the
next stop would be.
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I just know that we
just gotta keep going.
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Definitely.
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MELINDA: Yeah, we
can't miss this one.
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DOLLY: I know, paychecks.
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MELINDA: Yep, we
all need it really bad.
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(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
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If you say I told you
so, I'm gonna stick my foot
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so far up your ass, it'll
look like your tongue.
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I'm speechless, Coach.
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I do think someone said
that it'll be dangerous
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taking the shortcut
through the woods.
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Hey, Brandy, look
what's on that tire.
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I don't see anything.
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Look closer.
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Look closer.
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I still don't see anything.
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(KICK THUDDING)
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Ow, hey, what's
the deal with that?
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Don't pick on Brandy, Coach.
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You want some of this?
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No thanks.
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So does anyone know
how to fix a car?
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RENEE: Not getting
any reception.
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Here's a shocker,
no one has reception.
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Maybe we can
Google how to fix it.
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We would need reception
to do that, Einstein.
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And we're gonna fix a
car with a web search?
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Maybe.
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Maybe if we wait here,
someone can come by and help us.
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Yeah, great idea, Ashley.
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No, I've taken this
shortcut a number of times.
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Hardly anyone uses it.
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I hear traffic.
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Yeah, this place is a gully.
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The highway is
about 10 miles back.
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The cars sound close,
but they're not.
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Well, what's your
idea, wise one?
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You know, there's a cabin
not too far from here.
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It's the opposite
direction from the highway.
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Unless there's any
volunteers to walk 10 miles
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back to the highway.
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All right, well let's let
one person stay at the car,
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and the rest of us will
go look for the cabin.
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Maybe they have a land line.
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Here's my idea, why don't
we all stay at the car
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and you go look for the cabin?
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Aren't we near Camp Blood?
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Camp Blood?
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I saw a sign that
says Camp McGa.
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Camp Blood sounds
like way spookier.
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Yeah, it's a legend.
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Some serial killer
dresses up like a clown
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and kills people in the woods.
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We passed a sign for it.
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This just keeps
getting better.
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Camp Blood is a
ridiculous urban legend.
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Wouldn't that
be a rural legend?
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Whatever.
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Not exactly sure
where this cabin is,
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so it may take the four of us
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moving in four slightly
different directions to find it.
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So I say let's get moving
before it gets dark.
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I'll stay here.
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Lock the doors if
spooky things happen.
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You guys go do your thing.
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I'm going where Ashley's
going, she's my bestie.
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Yeah, I don't think
we have much choice.
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Let's do this.
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Wait, what if we get hungry
or thirsty or something?
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Yay, the snack bag.
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Hey, leave me something.
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There's more stuff to
eat and drink in the trunk.
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- Here's the key.
- Thanks.
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I have an extra
on in the snack bag.
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Cool.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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Hey, is that ketchup?
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Probably.
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Oh yuck, it definitely
doesn't taste like ketchup.
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Oh my god, Brandy, how many
times do I have to tell you
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not to eat stuff off the ground?
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I don't know, probably
like 20 I'd say.
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What are you girls doing here?
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First of all, we're not girls.
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And second of all,
our car broke down.
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Can you help us fix it?
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You all need to
leave immediately.
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It is not safe here,
it's dangerous.
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Are you even listening?
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We don't want to be
here, our car broke down.
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Can you help us?
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You whores!
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When he sees how you are
dressed, he will kill
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every last one of you
just like he always does.
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Who?
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The killer clown.
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This is Camp Blood, you all
should know what that means.
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Don't say I didn't warn you.
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Wait, I'm so sorry.
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What are you warning us?
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Mock me at your own risk.
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You have been warned.
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Get out before it's too late!
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That wasn't creepy at all.
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You think?
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Should I run after him?
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Maybe he knows something
that can help us.
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I'm quite sure he wouldn't
help us if he could.
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We stick to the plan.
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So which way is this cabin?
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I'm not sure.
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If two of us go that way
and two of us go this way,
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we're sure to find it.
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I call Ashley
as a travel buddy.
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Yay.
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Okay, so you two go that way.
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And if you don't find
anything in an hour,
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then come back this way
and meet us by the ketchup.
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Yuck.
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I'm really pretty
sure it's not ketchup.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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♪ I'm so bored and tired
of those crazy bitches ♪
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♪ Someone come pick me up
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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Someone in our woods?
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CLOWN: Yes.
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You have Momma's permission
to have your fun with them.
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Wait.
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Come closer, baby.
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You like taking care of
the trespassers, don't you?
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Gets you hot.
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You don't understand,
my simple one.
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No one will ever take care
of you like your momma does.
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Go and get it done.
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Be back for supper.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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Oh, don't tell me
you need to rest.
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I thought you were in the
best shape of all the girls.
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Why are you doing this?
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Well, I told you,
if we find the cabin,
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maybe there's a good
chance there's a landline.
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I mean why coach this
ridiculous volleyball tournament?
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No one's good.
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It doesn't work as T&A anymore.
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I mean, they dropped
the show in Vegas.
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And we're headed to, what, Utah?
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Yeah, well the Mormons
don't get that much exposure
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to the female body, especially
not females with good bodies.
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And they're willing to pay.
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Why, do you have
something better to do?
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Renee wants to be
the next big singer.
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Ashley wants to be
a fortune-teller.
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Hm, I didn't know that.
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And aren't you gonna be the
next big stand-up comic?
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Sure, yeah, I'll just
stand up and find that cabin.
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See, that's hilarious.
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Can't wait for the big stage.
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Oh man, I'll start working
on my Mormon jokes now.
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(LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC)
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(CLOWN LAUGHING)
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Guys, is that you?
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Holy shit, who the fuck are you?
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Get out of here.
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I'll hurt you!
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Shit!
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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(REMOTE BEEPS)
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(RENEE SCREAMING)
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(OMINOUS MUSIC)
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Ow, Coach kicked
my butt really hard.
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You tired, Brandy?
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I just wanna go play
our game at the beach.
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I never signed up for
a hike in the woods.
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We'll get there,
this is just a setback.
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I wish my mom was here,
she'd know what to do.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Ash.
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It's okay, it was
a long time ago.
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I don't really
remember her much.
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I was four when she disappeared.
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That must have been so hard
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not ever knowing
what happened to her.
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Yeah, I don't really
like to talk about it much.
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Oh my god, how'd you get here?
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We must have a psychic link.
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How did I get here,
like right here you mean?
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Well, our car broke down
and then don't you remember?
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No, no, no, no, no, I'm
talking to the stranger.
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Derek.
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I'm Ashley, this is Brandy.
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Can you help us get out of here?
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DEREK: Afraid not.
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I've been dead for
about five years now.
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Oh my god, I'm
seeing visions again.
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I'm not exactly a vision.
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More like a ghost.
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Don't you see
this man, Brandy?
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He's right here.
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You know, I don't,
but maybe he's a ghost.
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See, even she knows I'm
a ghost and not a vision.
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What do you want?
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I'm here to warn you.
257
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:41,302
Great, take a number.
258
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,681
What do you mean?
259
00:17:43,731 --> 00:17:44,849
You're not the first
person to warn us
260
00:17:44,899 --> 00:17:46,391
without offering any help.
261
00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:49,227
We need to get out of here.
262
00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:52,615
Exactly, you need
to get out of here.
263
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,027
Did the ghost tell us
how to get out of here?
264
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,697
No, just that we need
to get out of here.
265
00:17:59,747 --> 00:18:02,449
He doesn't seem like
a really useful ghost.
266
00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:03,951
No.
267
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:07,120
Okay, let's find
this gosh darn cabin.
268
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:09,924
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
269
00:18:26,774 --> 00:18:28,266
Whoa, what's that?
270
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:29,777
Someone's following us.
271
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:32,855
Wait, you brought
a knife with us
272
00:18:32,905 --> 00:18:34,481
to our volleyball
tournament in Utah?
273
00:18:34,532 --> 00:18:36,075
You can never be too careful.
274
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:41,446
(MELINDA SCREAMS)
275
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:42,615
Hey, easy there, lady.
276
00:18:42,665 --> 00:18:44,157
Why are you following us?
277
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,785
You're not that crazy
killer clown, are you?
278
00:18:45,835 --> 00:18:47,703
You guys know about the clown?
279
00:18:47,753 --> 00:18:48,871
Wait, I thought
that was some sort
280
00:18:48,921 --> 00:18:49,955
of fake news kinda thing?
281
00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:51,498
Fake news?
282
00:18:51,549 --> 00:18:53,626
You two shouldn't
be hiking out here.
283
00:18:53,676 --> 00:18:56,294
We're lost, we're
not hiking by choice.
284
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,129
Do you have a way for
us to call for help?
285
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:00,591
The name's Fred,
I'm a survivalist.
286
00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:04,469
What do you two fine
ladies call yourselves?
287
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,137
This is Melinda,
and I'm Dolly.
288
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:08,473
Why hello, Dolly!
289
00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:10,266
Wow, I've never
heard that one before.
290
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,977
Can you help us or not?
291
00:19:12,027 --> 00:19:14,647
I'm here by choice,
cut off from the world.
292
00:19:14,697 --> 00:19:16,941
It's a cruel place out there
if you know what I mean.
293
00:19:16,991 --> 00:19:21,402
No, do you have a way to
get us out of here or not?
294
00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,154
You sound like a broken
record, if you know what I mean.
295
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,574
Right, I'm a broken
record, so I'll say it again.
296
00:19:25,624 --> 00:19:26,742
Can you help us get out of here?
297
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:29,202
Can you help us get out of here?
298
00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:30,579
No, you should leave.
299
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:32,372
We would if we could.
300
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:33,666
Are you a little dense?
301
00:19:33,716 --> 00:19:35,543
Dense?
302
00:19:35,593 --> 00:19:37,002
Well, I have been working
out if that's what you mean.
303
00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,419
Do you know how to fix a car?
304
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,005
What do I look
like, a Pep Boy?
305
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:41,590
Is that a no?
306
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,676
That's a big N-O,
you comprephend me?
307
00:19:43,726 --> 00:19:48,597
N-O, no fix-a the car-a, sorry.
308
00:19:48,647 --> 00:19:49,682
Well, do you know if
there's a cabin around here?
309
00:19:49,732 --> 00:19:50,850
With a landline.
310
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:52,183
Cabin, did you say cabin?
311
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,727
Yes.
312
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:54,728
You guys should
get out of here.
313
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:55,604
Now get out of here.
314
00:19:55,654 --> 00:19:57,106
- Leave!
- Wait.
315
00:19:57,156 --> 00:19:57,940
- Get the hell out of here.
- Wait!
316
00:19:57,990 --> 00:19:59,399
Let him go.
317
00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:00,609
Clearly he's not playing
with a full deck.
318
00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:03,286
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
319
00:20:42,868 --> 00:20:43,911
Hey, I see a building.
320
00:20:46,872 --> 00:20:48,373
Come on, let's go.
321
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:58,918
What is this place?
322
00:20:58,968 --> 00:21:01,011
I don't know, maybe
someone's inside.
323
00:21:02,054 --> 00:21:04,723
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
324
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,520
Hello, is anyone in here?
325
00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:30,873
Hello?
326
00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:14,001
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
327
00:22:17,546 --> 00:22:20,215
(DOOR SLAMMING)
328
00:22:24,053 --> 00:22:25,546
ASHLEY: Let us out of here.
329
00:22:25,596 --> 00:22:27,756
I'm so sorry I got us
stuck in here, Ashley.
330
00:22:27,806 --> 00:22:29,675
It's not your fault, Brandy.
331
00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:32,720
I just thought maybe
we'd find someone in here.
332
00:22:32,770 --> 00:22:35,139
Looks pretty abandoned.
333
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:38,809
A band, oh, you think
bands play in here?
334
00:22:38,859 --> 00:22:40,728
Maybe that was the
plan when they started.
335
00:22:40,778 --> 00:22:44,106
Not such a great plan unless
bands just want to get away
336
00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:45,691
in the wilderness and jam.
337
00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:49,069
You're so smart, Ashley.
338
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,739
Not really, I got us stuck
in here as much as you did.
339
00:22:51,789 --> 00:22:53,489
What are we gonna do?
340
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,450
We'll figure something out.
341
00:22:55,501 --> 00:22:57,452
Oh, maybe you can
do your voodoo thing.
342
00:22:57,503 --> 00:22:59,913
It's not voodoo,
it's parapsychology.
343
00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:01,331
A para what?
344
00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:03,167
We'll get out of here.
345
00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:05,335
I think you should
call the ghost again.
346
00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:08,964
It doesn't work like that.
347
00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:11,216
Hopefully he'll show up with
a plan to help us out of here,
348
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:14,762
but hopefully everyone's okay.
349
00:23:14,812 --> 00:23:17,564
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
350
00:23:18,774 --> 00:23:20,567
Wake up, sleeping beauty.
351
00:23:25,948 --> 00:23:29,827
I'm Sheila, I see you've
met my son Clowny.
352
00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:33,446
You, no!
353
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:34,865
What's your name?
354
00:23:34,915 --> 00:23:36,617
Get me the fuck out of here.
355
00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:38,377
That's a very unusual name.
356
00:23:40,629 --> 00:23:43,916
Son, how many times have I told
you you gotta clean 'em off
357
00:23:43,966 --> 00:23:46,168
before you drag 'em
in here on my carpet?
358
00:23:46,218 --> 00:23:47,511
This one's the worst yet.
359
00:23:49,012 --> 00:23:50,798
Why are you doing this?
360
00:23:50,848 --> 00:23:53,926
Well, I'm no shrink, but
I'm pretty sure the crazy gene
361
00:23:53,976 --> 00:23:55,677
runs in my family.
362
00:23:55,727 --> 00:23:59,848
I've got it, my daddy
had it, my son's got it.
363
00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:01,934
You saw that firsthand.
364
00:24:01,984 --> 00:24:05,354
He had a sister, I
had her when I was 13.
365
00:24:05,404 --> 00:24:07,231
I don't know where she ended up.
366
00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:09,440
She's the one that got away.
367
00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:13,695
My momma stashed her
somewhere before I killed her.
368
00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:17,658
Yeah, I killed my
momma, get over it.
369
00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:20,451
Hey, boy, don't get any ideas
about killing your momma.
370
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:23,496
It's only the ladies in the
family who get to do that.
371
00:24:23,547 --> 00:24:26,375
You better let me go right
now or my friends are gonna
372
00:24:26,425 --> 00:24:29,052
find me, and they're gonna
give you a world of shit!
373
00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:32,131
World of shit?
374
00:24:32,181 --> 00:24:34,174
I like that expression,
375
00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:36,768
but you're too young to be
using those dirty words.
376
00:24:38,270 --> 00:24:40,471
Were there others with this one?
377
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:42,057
CLOWN: Yes.
378
00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:43,642
Go after 'em.
379
00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:45,269
Take the handcuffs.
380
00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:46,695
I'll take care of this one.
381
00:24:50,908 --> 00:24:54,194
I'm a grownup, I get
to use potty words.
382
00:24:54,244 --> 00:24:56,613
But if I ever hear them coming
out of your mouth again,
383
00:24:56,663 --> 00:24:59,950
I'll wash it out
with soap or worse.
384
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,118
Why don't you...
385
00:25:01,168 --> 00:25:03,453
Choose your words carefully.
386
00:25:03,504 --> 00:25:06,165
I'm sorry, I
won't curse anymore.
387
00:25:06,215 --> 00:25:08,125
That's a good girl.
388
00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:10,802
Ghost, are you here?
389
00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:13,881
Oh my god, you're here.
390
00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:15,507
Well, of course
I'm here, silly.
391
00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:17,718
No, the ghost is here.
392
00:25:17,768 --> 00:25:18,768
Where?
393
00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:19,811
Right next to you.
394
00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:23,022
The other way.
395
00:25:24,399 --> 00:25:26,652
Can you help us
get out of here?
396
00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:30,731
What'd he say?
397
00:25:30,781 --> 00:25:33,483
Nothing, he's lame.
398
00:25:33,534 --> 00:25:38,280
I want to help, but I
cannot open that door either.
399
00:25:38,330 --> 00:25:40,324
Can you tell us who he is?
400
00:25:40,374 --> 00:25:43,702
Not by name, but I
can tell you he's bad.
401
00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:47,247
You should avoid
him at all costs.
402
00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:48,957
You aren't very
helpful, Derek.
403
00:25:49,007 --> 00:25:50,926
Can you at least
tell us where he is?
404
00:25:51,885 --> 00:25:53,053
I'll go find him.
405
00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:57,683
(CREEPY CARNIVAL MUSIC)
406
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:24,910
Too bad we didn't get
more snacks from Dolly.
407
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,828
I'm getting kinda hungry.
408
00:26:26,878 --> 00:26:29,373
I wish this door
wasn't so solid.
409
00:26:29,423 --> 00:26:32,000
If you got three wishes,
would that be one of them?
410
00:26:32,050 --> 00:26:33,835
I think I'd wish for a tan.
411
00:26:33,885 --> 00:26:35,629
I think I'm too white.
412
00:26:35,679 --> 00:26:37,464
I wish we could
get out of here.
413
00:26:37,515 --> 00:26:41,468
Yeah, yeah, that's a better
wish than getting a tan.
414
00:26:41,519 --> 00:26:43,679
Man, we could get
old waiting in here.
415
00:26:43,729 --> 00:26:45,472
I was thinking about having
kids someday, and you know
416
00:26:45,523 --> 00:26:48,350
that'd be really hard if
we're stuck in here for years.
417
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,520
We won't be stuck
in here for years.
418
00:26:50,570 --> 00:26:52,187
How do you know that?
419
00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:54,481
Well, without food or water,
420
00:26:54,532 --> 00:26:56,658
if we don't get
this door open...
421
00:26:57,577 --> 00:26:58,577
What?
422
00:26:59,537 --> 00:27:01,405
We will get out of here.
423
00:27:01,455 --> 00:27:03,907
Maybe that crazy clown guy
will come and open the door.
424
00:27:03,957 --> 00:27:06,577
Do you really believe
that Camp Blood legend?
425
00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:08,412
Okay, I heard from Cindy Davis
426
00:27:08,462 --> 00:27:10,789
that her mother's sister's
niece once went hiking
427
00:27:10,839 --> 00:27:15,377
up around here and was
never heard from again, so.
428
00:27:15,427 --> 00:27:18,088
I heard she didn't
really like her family.
429
00:27:18,138 --> 00:27:20,508
Maybe she was trying
to get away from them.
430
00:27:20,558 --> 00:27:22,342
You shouldn't say that.
431
00:27:22,392 --> 00:27:24,136
Okay, your mom didn't just
leave you when you were four.
432
00:27:24,186 --> 00:27:25,596
She wouldn't.
433
00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:27,472
I don't really
remember my mom much.
434
00:27:27,523 --> 00:27:29,016
Isn't that crazy?
435
00:27:29,066 --> 00:27:30,976
We've known each other
since we were four.
436
00:27:31,026 --> 00:27:32,394
I remember your mom.
437
00:27:32,444 --> 00:27:34,479
I think she came around here.
438
00:27:34,530 --> 00:27:36,607
She liked to hike or something.
439
00:27:36,657 --> 00:27:38,775
Something happened
to her, trust me.
440
00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:40,861
She wouldn't just leave you.
441
00:27:40,911 --> 00:27:42,454
I know I wouldn't leave you.
442
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:44,656
You look sad.
443
00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:46,199
Don't be sad, okay?
444
00:27:46,249 --> 00:27:48,076
We're gonna find
a way out of here.
445
00:27:48,126 --> 00:27:49,953
You know, I know he doesn't
seem very useful, but I think
446
00:27:50,003 --> 00:27:53,373
that ghost is gonna come and
just get us out of here soon.
447
00:27:53,423 --> 00:27:56,760
(CREEPY CARNIVAL MUSIC)
448
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,978
Okay, okay if someone
comes in and he's bad,
449
00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:16,313
we need to have a plan.
450
00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:17,939
What do you mean bad?
451
00:28:17,989 --> 00:28:19,775
If he wants to hurt us.
452
00:28:19,825 --> 00:28:21,943
You think the clown
wants to hurt us?
453
00:28:21,993 --> 00:28:23,779
I don't know, maybe.
454
00:28:23,829 --> 00:28:26,823
If this person comes in
and he has a knife or an ax
455
00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:30,827
or something, we need
to be prepared for that.
456
00:28:30,877 --> 00:28:32,663
Okay, clowns don't
usually carry axes, silly.
457
00:28:32,713 --> 00:28:34,206
They usually have those horns
458
00:28:34,256 --> 00:28:35,916
or those flowers that
spray water everywhere.
459
00:28:35,966 --> 00:28:37,417
I don't know.
460
00:28:37,467 --> 00:28:38,960
Let's imagine for a
second that this person
461
00:28:39,010 --> 00:28:41,713
does have an ax or
some kind of weapon.
462
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:43,840
You lure him into
that corner, okay?
463
00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:47,302
And I'll knock him over the
head, then we can both run out.
464
00:28:47,352 --> 00:28:50,013
What do you mean lure?
465
00:28:50,063 --> 00:28:54,101
Do something sexy to
get him to come to you.
466
00:28:54,151 --> 00:28:56,019
Something sexy, like this?
467
00:28:56,069 --> 00:28:57,688
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
468
00:28:57,738 --> 00:29:00,148
Maybe try shaking
your butt a bit more.
469
00:29:00,198 --> 00:29:02,442
Okay.
470
00:29:02,492 --> 00:29:04,027
This is called twerking.
471
00:29:04,077 --> 00:29:06,113
Oh, I love twerking, I
could do this all day.
472
00:29:06,163 --> 00:29:08,574
Do you think clowns
like twerking?
473
00:29:08,624 --> 00:29:10,876
I'm sure all
clowns like twerking.
474
00:29:13,671 --> 00:29:14,622
What'd you find out?
475
00:29:14,672 --> 00:29:16,666
That I love twerking.
476
00:29:16,716 --> 00:29:17,999
No, no, no, Derek is here.
477
00:29:18,049 --> 00:29:20,794
The clown is on his way.
478
00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:24,005
My presence is
slipping way though.
479
00:29:24,055 --> 00:29:25,495
I don't know how
long I can help you.
480
00:29:28,101 --> 00:29:29,352
Okay, Brandy?
481
00:29:30,646 --> 00:29:31,597
Huh?
482
00:29:31,647 --> 00:29:33,599
It's all up to us now.
483
00:29:33,649 --> 00:29:34,600
Okay.
484
00:29:34,650 --> 00:29:37,819
(CREEPY CARNIVAL MUSIC)
485
00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:50,907
Hey, Mr. Clown, look
at me, I'm sexy.
486
00:29:50,957 --> 00:29:52,743
(BLOW THUDDING)
487
00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:54,377
Run, Brandy, run!
488
00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:15,265
Ashley, I can't leave you.
489
00:30:15,315 --> 00:30:17,392
You're never
getting out of here.
490
00:30:17,442 --> 00:30:20,278
You're locked in
here just like me.
491
00:30:21,446 --> 00:30:23,273
And guess what?
492
00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:25,526
My friend is gonna come
back here with the police,
493
00:30:25,576 --> 00:30:27,903
and you will be
locked up behind bars
494
00:30:27,953 --> 00:30:31,998
for the rest of
your life or worse.
495
00:30:33,626 --> 00:30:35,418
CLOWN: I know your face.
496
00:30:37,879 --> 00:30:38,830
What?
497
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,415
You don't know me.
498
00:30:40,465 --> 00:30:44,052
CLOWN: My father
killed your mother.
499
00:30:45,929 --> 00:30:47,264
Face same as hers.
500
00:30:48,724 --> 00:30:50,643
I know your face.
501
00:30:52,102 --> 00:30:54,262
It's crazy that...
502
00:30:54,312 --> 00:30:55,312
You're crazy!
503
00:31:03,113 --> 00:31:05,073
CLOWN: I go kill
your friend now.
504
00:31:07,409 --> 00:31:10,161
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
505
00:31:57,334 --> 00:31:58,669
Don't let the door close.
506
00:32:03,758 --> 00:32:05,375
What are you doing here?
507
00:32:05,425 --> 00:32:06,836
I couldn't just
leave you here.
508
00:32:06,886 --> 00:32:08,420
I told you to go get help.
509
00:32:08,470 --> 00:32:09,963
If I think long enough,
510
00:32:10,013 --> 00:32:11,089
maybe I'll just come
up with something.
511
00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:12,966
Go.
512
00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:14,134
You don't think that I can
come up with a plan that,
513
00:32:14,184 --> 00:32:15,720
I don't know, saves both of us?
514
00:32:15,770 --> 00:32:17,555
I mean, I know people
think that I'm stupid,
515
00:32:17,605 --> 00:32:21,726
but well I'm not quite
sure what I was gonna say.
516
00:32:21,776 --> 00:32:24,019
I'm counting on you, Brandy.
517
00:32:24,069 --> 00:32:25,070
Okay, I can do it.
518
00:32:31,827 --> 00:32:33,236
For good luck.
519
00:32:33,286 --> 00:32:34,287
Thank you.
520
00:32:41,294 --> 00:32:44,047
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
521
00:33:09,782 --> 00:33:11,191
Did Brandy get away?
522
00:33:11,241 --> 00:33:13,778
Yes, I saw her leave.
523
00:33:13,828 --> 00:33:15,613
She made it out.
524
00:33:15,663 --> 00:33:19,324
Okay, I know this is a
big ask, but can you please
525
00:33:19,374 --> 00:33:22,703
follow Brandy and let
me know how she does?
526
00:33:22,753 --> 00:33:24,747
I can't get too
far from someone
527
00:33:24,797 --> 00:33:28,751
who doesn't have a
connection to the afterlife.
528
00:33:28,801 --> 00:33:31,962
No offense, but Brandy does
barely have a connection
529
00:33:32,012 --> 00:33:34,840
to this present life.
530
00:33:34,890 --> 00:33:38,093
Just see what
you can do, please?
531
00:33:38,143 --> 00:33:39,729
For you, I will try.
532
00:33:43,398 --> 00:33:45,901
(EERIE MUSIC)
533
00:35:19,745 --> 00:35:21,071
I lost you, Clown.
534
00:35:21,121 --> 00:35:22,615
I'm the brave one.
535
00:35:22,665 --> 00:35:24,033
I'm the one who's gonna
rescue my best friend.
536
00:35:24,083 --> 00:35:29,046
(BRANDY SCREAMS)
(FLESH SQUISHES)
537
00:35:31,757 --> 00:35:34,510
(BRANDY GAGGING)
538
00:35:50,441 --> 00:35:53,194
(CLOWN LAUGHING)
539
00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:07,332
Hey, Dolly.
540
00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:12,413
I prefer you call me Coach.
541
00:36:12,463 --> 00:36:14,633
Can I have some of
that water, Coach?
542
00:36:29,523 --> 00:36:31,266
I have pretty good instincts,
543
00:36:31,316 --> 00:36:34,812
and I have a bad
feeling about this.
544
00:36:34,862 --> 00:36:38,356
Don't tell me you believe
that Camp Blood crap.
545
00:36:38,406 --> 00:36:44,071
Our car broke down in the
woods, we don't have reception,
546
00:36:44,121 --> 00:36:47,908
we split up, it just
seems like a bad formula.
547
00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:50,243
Don't worry, we'll be
playing in that tournament
548
00:36:50,293 --> 00:36:51,587
before it gets dark.
549
00:36:54,297 --> 00:36:56,499
Come on and eat
your applesauce, dear.
550
00:36:56,550 --> 00:36:58,043
I'm not hungry.
551
00:36:58,093 --> 00:37:01,212
You know it's no
good disobeying me.
552
00:37:01,262 --> 00:37:02,756
Ow, stop it, you freak.
553
00:37:02,806 --> 00:37:05,843
I ought to get the
belt, get my freak on.
554
00:37:05,893 --> 00:37:07,770
Fine, I'll eat
your applesauce.
555
00:37:11,272 --> 00:37:12,892
It's good, right?
556
00:37:12,942 --> 00:37:13,942
Yes.
557
00:37:15,778 --> 00:37:17,521
I made it myself.
558
00:37:17,571 --> 00:37:18,856
It looks like you bought...
559
00:37:18,906 --> 00:37:20,733
It looks like what?
560
00:37:20,783 --> 00:37:22,568
I mean it looks like you make
561
00:37:22,618 --> 00:37:25,278
really good homemade applesauce
is what I was going to say.
562
00:37:25,328 --> 00:37:30,117
With a little training, you
could be such a good girl.
563
00:37:30,167 --> 00:37:32,285
I really miss not
having a daughter.
564
00:37:32,335 --> 00:37:36,707
My boy can be such a
chowderhead, wouldn't you agree?
565
00:37:36,757 --> 00:37:39,627
I don't really know
how to respond to that.
566
00:37:39,677 --> 00:37:41,003
Want to make out?
567
00:37:41,053 --> 00:37:42,588
What?
568
00:37:42,638 --> 00:37:44,347
Quick flash, heat check.
569
00:37:45,683 --> 00:37:47,927
Woo!
570
00:37:47,977 --> 00:37:51,221
Have you ever heard
about Camp Blood?
571
00:37:51,271 --> 00:37:54,058
I guess the other girls
were talking about it.
572
00:37:54,108 --> 00:37:55,108
Girls?
573
00:37:56,652 --> 00:37:58,520
Tell me more about Camp Blood.
574
00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:00,480
My son will take
care of the other girls
575
00:38:00,531 --> 00:38:04,359
while I tell you
about Camp Blood.
576
00:38:04,409 --> 00:38:08,279
It all started with my
man, my boy's daddy.
577
00:38:08,329 --> 00:38:10,824
He liked to put on clown makeup
578
00:38:10,874 --> 00:38:14,410
and kill trespassers
in our woods.
579
00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:16,622
My son, he couldn't
figure out how
580
00:38:16,672 --> 00:38:19,917
to put on the clown makeup,
so he just wears a mask.
581
00:38:19,967 --> 00:38:21,919
But that doesn't make
him any less of a man
582
00:38:21,969 --> 00:38:24,763
than it did his daddy,
or maybe it does.
583
00:38:25,973 --> 00:38:27,633
Is he gonna kill me?
584
00:38:27,683 --> 00:38:30,260
Not as long as you amuse me.
585
00:38:30,310 --> 00:38:32,972
I haven't had a
girlfriend in a while.
586
00:38:33,022 --> 00:38:35,557
You're getting the first tryout.
587
00:38:35,607 --> 00:38:37,192
It's been a long time.
588
00:38:38,944 --> 00:38:41,354
What's he gonna
do with the others?
589
00:38:41,404 --> 00:38:44,407
SHEILA: Well, that will
be up to him now, won't it?
590
00:38:54,543 --> 00:38:56,704
Can we please stop?
591
00:38:56,754 --> 00:38:59,039
Come on, we gotta keep going.
592
00:38:59,089 --> 00:39:00,624
We can find it.
593
00:39:00,674 --> 00:39:03,552
My feet hurt, I'm
tired, it's cold.
594
00:39:04,553 --> 00:39:06,337
Please.
595
00:39:06,387 --> 00:39:08,215
I know it is, but we're gonna
be stuck out here all night
596
00:39:08,265 --> 00:39:11,476
if we don't find it, and
I know it was around here.
597
00:39:12,978 --> 00:39:14,855
Come on, buck up.
598
00:39:16,732 --> 00:39:19,068
- Fine.
- Hey, wait a minute.
599
00:39:20,110 --> 00:39:22,112
I think I see something.
600
00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:35,993
Do we knock?
601
00:39:36,043 --> 00:39:38,494
I suppose.
602
00:39:38,545 --> 00:39:40,289
What if there's a
killer clown inside?
603
00:39:40,339 --> 00:39:43,333
Well maybe it's just
that crazy guy we ran into.
604
00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:44,843
Oh, well that's comforting.
605
00:39:47,304 --> 00:39:49,173
(MELINDA KNOCKING)
606
00:39:49,223 --> 00:39:50,223
Who is it?
607
00:39:51,225 --> 00:39:52,760
Oh, it's you two again.
608
00:39:52,810 --> 00:39:54,845
We asked you about
the cabin earlier.
609
00:39:54,895 --> 00:39:56,680
Yeah, you didn't
tell us it was yours.
610
00:39:56,730 --> 00:39:59,183
That's the point, I
didn't tell you anything.
611
00:39:59,233 --> 00:40:00,433
You know what I mean?
612
00:40:00,483 --> 00:40:01,935
Are you gonna let us in?
613
00:40:01,985 --> 00:40:03,020
Well, maybe if you
promise not to whip out
614
00:40:03,070 --> 00:40:04,855
that big knife again.
615
00:40:04,905 --> 00:40:06,397
Oh, I'm sorry,
that sounded dirty.
616
00:40:06,447 --> 00:40:08,449
Come on in, ladies,
come on, come on.
617
00:40:17,167 --> 00:40:23,040
Oh, there's a few challenges
of being a survivalist
618
00:40:23,090 --> 00:40:26,126
if you know what I mean.
619
00:40:26,176 --> 00:40:29,088
Well, he was right about
one thing, no landline.
620
00:40:29,138 --> 00:40:33,092
In case I didn't introduce
myself, the name's Fred.
621
00:40:33,142 --> 00:40:35,803
I'm a poet and I didn't know it.
622
00:40:35,853 --> 00:40:38,180
What do you two fine
fillies call yourselves?
623
00:40:38,230 --> 00:40:40,557
Fillies?
624
00:40:40,607 --> 00:40:42,726
No wonder you're
out here all alone.
625
00:40:42,776 --> 00:40:44,353
I think we told you
when we first met,
626
00:40:44,403 --> 00:40:46,437
this is Melinda and I'm Dolly.
627
00:40:46,487 --> 00:40:48,690
Oh, why hello, Dolly.
628
00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:51,193
I'm sorry, I'm a little
forgetful sometimes
629
00:40:51,243 --> 00:40:52,861
if you know what I mean.
630
00:40:52,911 --> 00:40:55,405
You can't really
help us, can you?
631
00:40:55,455 --> 00:40:57,407
What do you know about
that Camp Blood story?
632
00:40:57,457 --> 00:40:59,243
You said it was real.
633
00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:01,203
I've lived out here
since I was a little kid.
634
00:41:01,253 --> 00:41:03,333
I managed to stay out of
the way of the makeup clown.
635
00:41:03,380 --> 00:41:05,332
Now I manage to stay out of
the way of the mask clown.
636
00:41:05,382 --> 00:41:08,127
We stay out of each other's
way if you know what I mean.
637
00:41:08,177 --> 00:41:10,379
Do you know if the
newer clown has a mother?
638
00:41:10,429 --> 00:41:12,798
As far as I know,
everybody has a mother.
639
00:41:12,848 --> 00:41:13,799
Have you seen her?
640
00:41:13,849 --> 00:41:15,384
Here and there maybe.
641
00:41:15,434 --> 00:41:16,718
Tell me everything
you know about her.
642
00:41:16,768 --> 00:41:18,262
Why?
643
00:41:18,312 --> 00:41:19,429
I need you to
tell me everything
644
00:41:19,479 --> 00:41:20,931
you know about her right now.
645
00:41:20,981 --> 00:41:22,391
All right, all right,
easy, I'll tell you.
646
00:41:22,441 --> 00:41:23,934
This is my best shirt.
647
00:41:23,984 --> 00:41:26,353
I'd wear this to
church if I went.
648
00:41:26,403 --> 00:41:27,521
The mother.
649
00:41:27,571 --> 00:41:29,189
Yeah, she's kinda pretty.
650
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,525
I've seen her here and
there in the woods.
651
00:41:31,575 --> 00:41:33,110
What's so funny?
652
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,945
I've seen her out
in the woods peeing.
653
00:41:34,995 --> 00:41:37,114
I've also seen her out
there making a number two.
654
00:41:37,164 --> 00:41:38,907
What does she look like?
655
00:41:38,957 --> 00:41:40,450
Well, she's pretty.
656
00:41:40,501 --> 00:41:42,161
She looks kinda like you
but with blonde hair.
657
00:41:42,211 --> 00:41:44,788
She looks like Dolly?
658
00:41:44,838 --> 00:41:46,373
He probably thinks
all females look alike.
659
00:41:46,423 --> 00:41:48,125
That's not true.
660
00:41:48,175 --> 00:41:50,043
If he doesn't have a
landline, we should be going.
661
00:41:50,093 --> 00:41:52,421
Listen, it's far too
dark and dangerous out now.
662
00:41:52,471 --> 00:41:54,006
You guys should stay
here for the night
663
00:41:54,056 --> 00:41:56,008
and go out in the
morning when it's safe.
664
00:41:56,058 --> 00:41:57,885
Do you know where she lives?
665
00:41:57,935 --> 00:42:00,179
Why do you want to know
so much about this lady?
666
00:42:00,229 --> 00:42:02,222
Maybe she has a landline.
667
00:42:02,272 --> 00:42:04,641
As far as I know, she's
got a house near the edge
668
00:42:04,691 --> 00:42:06,768
of the woods, but
it's far too dark out.
669
00:42:06,818 --> 00:42:08,145
You're never gonna find it.
670
00:42:08,195 --> 00:42:09,688
I say we go back to the car
671
00:42:09,738 --> 00:42:12,774
and try something else
when it's light out.
672
00:42:12,824 --> 00:42:14,234
I'm gonna go try
to find the house.
673
00:42:14,284 --> 00:42:16,069
I don't care what you do.
674
00:42:16,119 --> 00:42:18,000
At least let me get you
guys some flashlights.
675
00:42:18,038 --> 00:42:20,407
Great, that would
be appreciated.
676
00:42:20,457 --> 00:42:22,701
Wait a minute,
they're out in the shed.
677
00:42:22,751 --> 00:42:23,869
Where's the shed?
678
00:42:23,919 --> 00:42:25,370
It's about a mile that way.
679
00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:26,371
I'll go get 'em,
you guys stay here.
680
00:42:26,421 --> 00:42:27,422
MELINDA: Hey, wait.
681
00:42:28,924 --> 00:42:31,502
I guess we can wait
until he gets back.
682
00:42:31,552 --> 00:42:33,420
Stay there,
guys, I'm gonna go.
683
00:42:33,470 --> 00:42:36,131
I'll be back, I'll be back.
684
00:42:36,181 --> 00:42:38,800
I got two beautiful
ladies in my cabin
685
00:42:38,850 --> 00:42:40,310
and I'm getting a flashlight.
686
00:42:41,853 --> 00:42:45,190
(CREEPY CARNIVAL MUSIC)
687
00:43:04,751 --> 00:43:06,211
Did you find Brandy?
688
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,541
What is wrong with you?
689
00:43:10,591 --> 00:43:12,459
CLOWN: What's wrong with you?
690
00:43:12,510 --> 00:43:14,586
Did you really see my mother?
691
00:43:14,636 --> 00:43:17,472
CLOWN: She was
very pretty like you.
692
00:43:18,807 --> 00:43:20,968
I was sad when...
693
00:43:21,018 --> 00:43:24,846
You were sad when what?
694
00:43:24,896 --> 00:43:28,767
CLOWN: She said something
before my father...
695
00:43:28,817 --> 00:43:30,337
What did your father
do to my mother?
696
00:43:34,448 --> 00:43:38,026
Is that what you
do, hurt people?
697
00:43:38,076 --> 00:43:41,154
Was my mother nice to you?
698
00:43:41,204 --> 00:43:44,416
You can be nice to me just
like my mother was nice to you.
699
00:43:45,959 --> 00:43:48,161
You can let me
out of this thing.
700
00:43:48,211 --> 00:43:49,296
Where's your father?
701
00:43:50,464 --> 00:43:53,750
CLOWN: Gone, he gone.
702
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:57,087
Do you live by yourself?
703
00:43:57,137 --> 00:44:00,132
CLOWN: My mother,
she teach me.
704
00:44:00,182 --> 00:44:02,759
Your mother's here, where?
705
00:44:02,809 --> 00:44:03,977
CLOWN: At the house.
706
00:44:05,145 --> 00:44:06,556
She love me.
707
00:44:06,606 --> 00:44:08,932
Does your mother
know what you're doing?
708
00:44:08,982 --> 00:44:11,977
CLOWN: My mother teach me.
709
00:44:12,027 --> 00:44:13,487
What did my mother say to you?
710
00:44:15,113 --> 00:44:17,525
Do you remember what
my mother said to you
711
00:44:17,575 --> 00:44:19,318
all those years ago?
712
00:44:19,368 --> 00:44:22,913
CLOWN: I remember
what she said to my papa.
713
00:44:24,498 --> 00:44:27,993
What did she say to your papa?
714
00:44:28,043 --> 00:44:30,704
CLOWN: Don't hurt me,
I have a little daughter.
715
00:44:30,754 --> 00:44:32,998
She needs me.
716
00:44:33,048 --> 00:44:35,585
What did you do to Brandy?
717
00:44:35,635 --> 00:44:38,178
CLOWN: Same as always.
718
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,007
What, say it!
719
00:44:42,057 --> 00:44:44,676
(CLOWN LAUGHS)
720
00:44:44,726 --> 00:44:46,887
(PUNCH THUDDING)
721
00:44:46,937 --> 00:44:49,690
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
722
00:46:23,492 --> 00:46:25,318
I'm not gonna wait
here much longer.
723
00:46:25,368 --> 00:46:27,613
I mean, it's gonna take a
while before Fred gets back.
724
00:46:27,663 --> 00:46:30,365
You're gonna walk in the
woods when can't even see?
725
00:46:30,415 --> 00:46:34,077
Yeah, I need to find that
house he was talking about.
726
00:46:34,127 --> 00:46:37,122
Why are you so obsessed
with this house and the clown?
727
00:46:37,172 --> 00:46:38,290
I don't know what
you're talking about.
728
00:46:38,340 --> 00:46:39,460
Oh, come on, just tell me.
729
00:46:39,509 --> 00:46:41,877
What difference would it make?
730
00:46:41,927 --> 00:46:42,927
I suppose you're right.
731
00:46:42,969 --> 00:46:46,840
Okay, I'll tell you.
732
00:46:46,890 --> 00:46:49,301
A while ago I found out a
little secret about myself.
733
00:46:49,351 --> 00:46:53,013
For years, I've been
struggling with my apathy.
734
00:46:53,063 --> 00:46:55,766
I mean, I didn't care
if people lived or died
735
00:46:55,816 --> 00:46:57,476
or felt pain or not.
736
00:46:57,527 --> 00:46:59,645
I mean, I thought something
was wrong with me,
737
00:46:59,695 --> 00:47:03,273
but I found out it was genetics.
738
00:47:03,323 --> 00:47:05,693
Wait, are you saying
you're related to that clown?
739
00:47:05,743 --> 00:47:08,028
Yeah, I traced it back.
740
00:47:08,078 --> 00:47:14,826
I was abandoned as a baby, left
here to die in these woods.
741
00:47:14,876 --> 00:47:16,912
But somebody found me and
took me to social services,
742
00:47:16,962 --> 00:47:19,582
and then I grew
up in the system.
743
00:47:19,632 --> 00:47:21,124
All right, I've heard
enough, I'm out of here.
744
00:47:21,174 --> 00:47:23,376
Hey, you wanted to
hear this, so listen.
745
00:47:23,426 --> 00:47:25,505
Feels good to get
it off my chest.
746
00:47:25,555 --> 00:47:28,390
Come on, this
isn't you, Dolly.
747
00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:33,721
All right, all
right, I'm listening.
748
00:47:33,771 --> 00:47:35,723
I always knew I had a destiny.
749
00:47:35,773 --> 00:47:38,433
And when I found the social
worker who told me about
750
00:47:38,483 --> 00:47:43,230
being abandoned in the
woods, it all clicked for me.
751
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:46,107
My destiny is to find the
woman who left me to die
752
00:47:46,157 --> 00:47:48,653
in the woods and
to get my revenge.
753
00:47:48,703 --> 00:47:50,195
And I looked up her file.
754
00:47:50,245 --> 00:47:52,364
She has a son, the
murdering clown.
755
00:47:52,414 --> 00:47:54,499
He dies too.
756
00:47:56,586 --> 00:47:58,411
All right, that's
nice for you and all,
757
00:47:58,461 --> 00:48:01,498
but I'm not really
any part of this.
758
00:48:01,549 --> 00:48:02,633
It's a great story.
759
00:48:03,551 --> 00:48:05,377
I feel for you.
760
00:48:05,427 --> 00:48:08,589
But please just step aside
and let me get out of here,
761
00:48:08,639 --> 00:48:11,091
and I'll keep this
all to myself.
762
00:48:11,141 --> 00:48:12,434
I can't do that.
763
00:48:14,895 --> 00:48:16,522
Oh, Fred, you're back finally.
764
00:48:17,607 --> 00:48:20,358
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
765
00:48:23,904 --> 00:48:26,982
Dolly, come on, you
don't have to do this.
766
00:48:27,032 --> 00:48:30,277
You're my friend,
you're my coach.
767
00:48:30,327 --> 00:48:32,445
You're supposed to
look out for me.
768
00:48:32,495 --> 00:48:35,282
Sorry, I quit,
I'm not a coach.
769
00:48:35,332 --> 00:48:36,950
And you know what that means?
770
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,744
That you suck.
771
00:48:38,794 --> 00:48:42,205
No, that's not what it means,
but you'll get the point.
772
00:48:42,255 --> 00:48:43,791
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
773
00:48:43,841 --> 00:48:48,554
(FLESH SQUISHING)
(MELINDA SCREAMS)
774
00:48:56,353 --> 00:48:58,263
It looks like someone
got a little head.
775
00:48:58,313 --> 00:48:59,765
I'm jealous.
776
00:48:59,815 --> 00:49:01,809
Oh my god, you're
not crazy too, are you?
777
00:49:01,859 --> 00:49:04,152
Crazy, I'm the one who
just saved your life.
778
00:49:05,821 --> 00:49:07,939
Thank you.
779
00:49:07,989 --> 00:49:10,818
Here's the flashlight
I promised you.
780
00:49:10,868 --> 00:49:12,570
Where are you gonna go anyway?
781
00:49:12,620 --> 00:49:14,864
Back to the car,
hopefully find the others.
782
00:49:14,914 --> 00:49:16,114
Do you have a car?
783
00:49:16,164 --> 00:49:17,115
What do I need a car for?
784
00:49:17,165 --> 00:49:18,659
I don't need one.
785
00:49:18,709 --> 00:49:20,160
What about when you
take your tips to town?
786
00:49:20,210 --> 00:49:22,622
I walk into town,
it's only like 10 miles.
787
00:49:22,672 --> 00:49:25,457
You can walk in the morning
when it's light out if you want.
788
00:49:25,508 --> 00:49:27,543
Renee has a set
of keys at the car.
789
00:49:27,593 --> 00:49:29,419
We can lock ourselves
in until it's light out.
790
00:49:29,469 --> 00:49:31,463
Hopefully the others
are back by now.
791
00:49:31,514 --> 00:49:34,884
Oh god, they will not believe
what happened to Dolly.
792
00:49:34,934 --> 00:49:36,844
Hey, thank you for your help.
793
00:49:36,894 --> 00:49:39,304
Well, I can walk you to
your car if you'd like.
794
00:49:39,354 --> 00:49:41,816
I mean, it's not like
I'm weird or anything.
795
00:49:44,484 --> 00:49:48,446
Well, maybe I'm a little
weird, but I'm harmless.
796
00:49:50,281 --> 00:49:51,859
Well, I mean unless
is trying to kill
797
00:49:51,909 --> 00:49:53,451
my best friend, right Melanie?
798
00:49:54,704 --> 00:49:56,154
I'm Melinda.
799
00:49:56,204 --> 00:49:58,323
I mean, well maybe
we're not best friends,
800
00:49:58,373 --> 00:50:00,618
but I mean I'm probably
the only person today
801
00:50:00,668 --> 00:50:02,670
that actually saved your life.
802
00:50:04,212 --> 00:50:06,373
Yeah, okay, thank you.
803
00:50:06,423 --> 00:50:07,925
I could use the company.
804
00:50:11,011 --> 00:50:13,338
So what's your
favorite color panties?
805
00:50:13,388 --> 00:50:16,016
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
806
00:50:20,186 --> 00:50:23,473
Pretty nice boobs
for a momma, huh?
807
00:50:23,524 --> 00:50:25,518
Yes, they're very nice.
808
00:50:25,568 --> 00:50:27,193
I'll bet you
want to touch 'em.
809
00:50:28,863 --> 00:50:30,606
I can't, my wrists are tied.
810
00:50:30,656 --> 00:50:32,107
(SMACK CRACKING)
811
00:50:32,157 --> 00:50:34,359
Don't you try to
trick me, young lady.
812
00:50:34,409 --> 00:50:40,407
I'm not untying you, not yet,
not until I can trust you.
813
00:50:40,457 --> 00:50:44,035
I won't run, you
can believe me.
814
00:50:44,085 --> 00:50:47,540
Well, I really like to get
to know a girl first anyway.
815
00:50:47,590 --> 00:50:49,842
Why don't you tell
me about yourself?
816
00:50:50,968 --> 00:50:54,505
Well, my name's Renee.
817
00:50:54,555 --> 00:50:57,298
That's a very pretty name.
818
00:50:57,348 --> 00:51:00,519
Don't walk away, Renee. (LAUGHS)
819
00:51:04,230 --> 00:51:05,641
I like to sing.
820
00:51:05,691 --> 00:51:07,560
You want to be a singer?
821
00:51:07,610 --> 00:51:11,271
Yes, if I can, that's
what I'd like to be.
822
00:51:11,321 --> 00:51:14,065
Sing me a song.
823
00:51:14,115 --> 00:51:17,360
Well, I could if
I could stand up.
824
00:51:17,410 --> 00:51:19,572
Don't you mess
with me, young lady.
825
00:51:19,622 --> 00:51:22,616
You can sing me a
song from right there.
826
00:51:22,666 --> 00:51:25,619
Now sing me a song, Renee.
827
00:51:25,669 --> 00:51:27,412
I don't know what to sing.
828
00:51:27,462 --> 00:51:30,123
Sing a song about clowns.
829
00:51:30,173 --> 00:51:36,922
No, no, sing a
song about my tits.
830
00:51:36,972 --> 00:51:41,184
That's it, you are going
to sing a song to my tits.
831
00:51:44,437 --> 00:51:46,682
Please don't make me do this.
832
00:51:46,732 --> 00:51:49,350
You're gonna sing
a song to my tits
833
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,604
or I'm gonna go get
my spiked paddle
834
00:51:51,654 --> 00:51:54,815
and put a hurtin' on that
pretty little ass of yours.
835
00:51:54,865 --> 00:51:57,034
Now sing and make it good.
836
00:52:00,746 --> 00:52:04,825
♪ I put on my gloves
and took off my mitts ♪
837
00:52:04,875 --> 00:52:09,622
♪ I made up this song
with all of my wits ♪
838
00:52:09,672 --> 00:52:13,166
♪ It gives this MILF
lady real fits ♪
839
00:52:13,216 --> 00:52:19,840
♪ 'Cause it's all about
her beautiful tits ♪
840
00:52:19,890 --> 00:52:23,844
Oh, Renee, that's the most
beautiful song I've ever heard.
841
00:52:23,894 --> 00:52:27,932
Nobody's sang a song
to my tits before.
842
00:52:27,982 --> 00:52:30,100
I think I was almost gonna cry.
843
00:52:30,150 --> 00:52:32,227
You got talent, Renee.
844
00:52:32,277 --> 00:52:34,063
You might be a keeper.
845
00:52:34,113 --> 00:52:36,782
(OMINOUS MUSIC)
846
00:52:40,619 --> 00:52:42,195
Have you lived in the
woods all of your life?
847
00:52:42,245 --> 00:52:44,114
Pretty much.
848
00:52:44,164 --> 00:52:45,825
Don't you think we can wait a
minute and catch our breaths?
849
00:52:45,875 --> 00:52:47,325
I mean, shouldn't
we keep a move on
850
00:52:47,375 --> 00:52:48,869
if there's a killer
clown around?
851
00:52:48,919 --> 00:52:51,204
I'm not sacred, he
doesn't mess with me.
852
00:52:51,254 --> 00:52:52,706
His dad doesn't mess with me.
853
00:52:52,756 --> 00:52:55,751
His mom doesn't mess with me.
854
00:52:55,801 --> 00:52:57,293
Don't you ever get lonely?
855
00:52:57,343 --> 00:52:59,755
Are you asking me
if I've ever had sex?
856
00:52:59,805 --> 00:53:01,381
I mean, of course
I've had sex before
857
00:53:01,431 --> 00:53:02,967
if that's what you mean.
858
00:53:03,017 --> 00:53:04,677
Ew, no, I'm not asking
if you've ever had sex.
859
00:53:04,727 --> 00:53:08,556
Just if you ever need
people to talk to.
860
00:53:08,606 --> 00:53:10,558
All right, I'll
answer your question
861
00:53:10,608 --> 00:53:12,935
if you'll answer
mine, all right?
862
00:53:12,985 --> 00:53:15,145
Okay.
863
00:53:15,195 --> 00:53:18,231
Would you ever
consider marrying me?
864
00:53:18,281 --> 00:53:20,067
I don't even know you.
865
00:53:20,117 --> 00:53:21,569
Hypothetically.
866
00:53:21,619 --> 00:53:23,571
I mean, you're heading
somewhere, right?
867
00:53:23,621 --> 00:53:26,615
Utah, beach volleyball.
868
00:53:26,665 --> 00:53:28,408
Now I may not be
the smartest person,
869
00:53:28,458 --> 00:53:32,370
but I'm pretty sure Utah doesn't
really have many beaches.
870
00:53:32,420 --> 00:53:34,372
It's a showcase match.
871
00:53:34,422 --> 00:53:36,083
Are you any good?
872
00:53:36,133 --> 00:53:37,585
Not really.
873
00:53:37,635 --> 00:53:39,879
So you're pretty
much just going around
874
00:53:39,929 --> 00:53:43,298
in skimpy wardrobes and
outfits for a bunch of Mormons
875
00:53:43,348 --> 00:53:44,465
who are just watching you.
876
00:53:44,516 --> 00:53:45,726
Is that all you're doing?
877
00:53:46,769 --> 00:53:48,303
Yeah, pretty much.
878
00:53:48,353 --> 00:53:50,764
So you didn't
answer my question.
879
00:53:50,814 --> 00:53:53,483
Do you think that I might
have a shot with you?
880
00:53:54,442 --> 00:53:56,186
I mean, sure, why not?
881
00:53:56,236 --> 00:53:58,105
I think we should
get a move on now.
882
00:53:58,155 --> 00:53:59,648
Not so fast.
883
00:53:59,698 --> 00:54:02,109
You wanted to know
if I get lonely.
884
00:54:02,159 --> 00:54:03,652
Well, it's not really
any of my business.
885
00:54:03,702 --> 00:54:05,236
I think we should
just start walking.
886
00:54:05,286 --> 00:54:07,573
No, I mean I meet
lots of people.
887
00:54:07,623 --> 00:54:09,199
I go into town all the time.
888
00:54:09,249 --> 00:54:10,534
I'm sure you can
hear all the cars.
889
00:54:10,584 --> 00:54:12,036
We're on a major road.
890
00:54:12,086 --> 00:54:14,454
So I always meet
and talk to people.
891
00:54:14,505 --> 00:54:15,956
Yeah, Dolly said
that it's far away
892
00:54:16,006 --> 00:54:18,083
but that we could hear it.
893
00:54:18,133 --> 00:54:20,794
You mean the one that
was trying to kill you?
894
00:54:20,844 --> 00:54:22,922
I guess we should've had
someone head towards the road.
895
00:54:22,972 --> 00:54:25,423
It's still far enough
to be isolated out here
896
00:54:25,473 --> 00:54:27,968
in case the big one happens
and everyone gets zapped.
897
00:54:28,018 --> 00:54:29,929
And you know what,
I'll still be here.
898
00:54:29,979 --> 00:54:31,387
I'll be fine.
899
00:54:31,437 --> 00:54:33,264
And you know what,
don't tell anyone this,
900
00:54:33,314 --> 00:54:37,102
but I have an underground
bunker under the cabin.
901
00:54:37,152 --> 00:54:40,022
I just don't get the
whole survivalist thing.
902
00:54:40,072 --> 00:54:42,775
So you stay out here all
alone all these years.
903
00:54:42,825 --> 00:54:45,194
And say the big one does happen.
904
00:54:45,244 --> 00:54:48,113
Then you keep on living
without anyone else around
905
00:54:48,163 --> 00:54:50,908
except for maybe a killer
clown and his mother?
906
00:54:50,958 --> 00:54:53,284
Well, I suppose if
I really like someone
907
00:54:53,334 --> 00:54:56,163
that I'm talking to, well,
then maybe I would try and
908
00:54:56,213 --> 00:54:59,833
help them and stop the person
that's trying to kill them.
909
00:54:59,883 --> 00:55:01,877
Although that person
might not be too happy
910
00:55:01,927 --> 00:55:04,797
that I'm trying to help the
person they're trying to kill.
911
00:55:04,847 --> 00:55:07,091
You saying that they
might want to hurt you?
912
00:55:07,141 --> 00:55:08,341
I'm a survivor.
913
00:55:08,391 --> 00:55:09,927
I'm the brave one.
914
00:55:09,977 --> 00:55:12,221
I'm not afraid of
some stupid clown.
915
00:55:12,271 --> 00:55:13,681
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC)
916
00:55:13,731 --> 00:55:18,694
(MELINDA SCREAMING)
(FRED GAGGING)
917
00:55:23,448 --> 00:55:26,035
(SOMBER MUSIC)
918
00:55:39,464 --> 00:55:41,166
Brandy?
919
00:55:41,216 --> 00:55:42,926
Oh my god, oh my god.
920
00:55:45,386 --> 00:55:46,889
Oh my god, Brandy.
921
00:55:50,559 --> 00:55:53,095
I know you're out there, clown.
922
00:55:53,145 --> 00:55:57,390
I'm gonna fucking kill
you for what you did!
923
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:01,687
Your song was so great,
I got you a little treat.
924
00:56:01,737 --> 00:56:04,064
More applesauce.
925
00:56:04,114 --> 00:56:07,776
I really, really need to pee.
926
00:56:07,826 --> 00:56:10,237
I suppose you want
me to loosen your ropes
927
00:56:10,287 --> 00:56:12,363
and let you use my bathroom.
928
00:56:12,413 --> 00:56:14,992
Please, I'll write
you another song.
929
00:56:15,042 --> 00:56:17,578
Could you sing one
about my ass next time?
930
00:56:17,628 --> 00:56:19,955
Whatever you want.
931
00:56:20,005 --> 00:56:21,590
How about my lady hole?
932
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,169
Anything, just let me pee.
933
00:56:25,219 --> 00:56:28,547
Normally I just let the
girl piss her own pants.
934
00:56:28,597 --> 00:56:30,299
It's fun to watch.
935
00:56:30,349 --> 00:56:34,011
But I like you and
I want to trust you.
936
00:56:34,061 --> 00:56:36,055
I can trust you, can't I?
937
00:56:36,105 --> 00:56:37,105
Definitely.
938
00:56:38,107 --> 00:56:39,892
I'm stronger than I look.
939
00:56:39,942 --> 00:56:42,102
And I don't know if you
picked up on this about me,
940
00:56:42,152 --> 00:56:44,271
but I'm a little crazy.
941
00:56:44,321 --> 00:56:45,939
Crazy, you?
942
00:56:45,989 --> 00:56:47,816
No.
943
00:56:47,866 --> 00:56:50,069
I can get really rough
if things don't go my way.
944
00:56:50,119 --> 00:56:52,154
You catch my drift?
945
00:56:52,204 --> 00:56:54,957
You taught me well,
I'll be a good girl.
946
00:56:56,125 --> 00:56:58,627
Okay, what the hell?
947
00:57:27,114 --> 00:57:28,232
Come on.
948
00:57:28,282 --> 00:57:29,482
I need my hands to wipe.
949
00:57:29,533 --> 00:57:31,484
I can help you wipe.
950
00:57:31,535 --> 00:57:32,535
Please.
951
00:57:33,745 --> 00:57:35,414
Such little hands.
952
00:57:37,708 --> 00:57:39,827
Bathroom's that way.
953
00:57:39,877 --> 00:57:43,956
(HARD ROCK MUSIC)
(SHEILA SHOUTING)
954
00:57:44,006 --> 00:57:46,125
Please, I can explain.
955
00:57:46,175 --> 00:57:48,001
- It was an accident.
- No excuses, bitch.
956
00:57:48,051 --> 00:57:51,088
- I'm sorry!
- I'm done with you.
957
00:57:51,138 --> 00:57:53,390
I just really had to pee.
958
00:57:58,228 --> 00:58:01,056
Stupid girl.
959
00:58:01,106 --> 00:58:04,443
Now your last words are
gonna be I really had to pee.
960
00:58:07,988 --> 00:58:10,566
It won't stop you from
listening to me though.
961
00:58:10,616 --> 00:58:13,327
Maybe you can go on a
date with my son tonight.
962
00:58:14,661 --> 00:58:16,155
No, maybe tomorrow night.
963
00:58:16,205 --> 00:58:19,249
It'd be better for
that when you're riper.
964
00:58:20,584 --> 00:58:23,162
Maybe I'll date him tonight.
965
00:58:23,212 --> 00:58:25,797
(SOMBER MUSIC)
966
00:58:33,514 --> 00:58:37,226
Seems like you'll have to
wait till tomorrow, clown.
967
00:58:55,994 --> 00:58:57,321
I bet you didn't
know I could talk
968
00:58:57,371 --> 00:58:59,323
for this long, did you Renee?
969
00:58:59,373 --> 00:59:01,658
But I have this theory
about good and evil.
970
00:59:01,708 --> 00:59:05,537
It is evil to be good
and it's good to be evil.
971
00:59:05,587 --> 00:59:08,415
Seriously, what is
the difference really?
972
00:59:08,465 --> 00:59:11,585
It's a fine line.
973
00:59:11,635 --> 00:59:15,589
Hello, son, did you take
care of Renee's friends?
974
00:59:15,639 --> 00:59:16,590
CLOWN: One.
975
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:17,724
How many are left?
976
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:19,635
CLOWN: Two.
977
00:59:19,685 --> 00:59:22,596
I had to kill neighbor.
978
00:59:22,646 --> 00:59:25,516
Well, I trust your judgment.
979
00:59:25,566 --> 00:59:27,726
CLOWN: He tried to help them.
980
00:59:27,776 --> 00:59:30,270
Then he had it
coming, didn't he?
981
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:31,320
How'd you do it?
982
00:59:32,656 --> 00:59:34,908
Oh yeah, your trusty machete.
983
00:59:37,869 --> 00:59:39,571
She's resting.
984
00:59:39,621 --> 00:59:42,658
We should rest too.
985
00:59:42,708 --> 00:59:44,284
You can get after them as
soon as it's light out.
986
00:59:44,334 --> 00:59:46,703
They can't get away
from you in the dark.
987
00:59:46,753 --> 00:59:48,630
You can go before
breakfast even.
988
00:59:50,007 --> 00:59:51,007
CLOWN: Momma.
989
00:59:51,925 --> 00:59:53,794
What, boy?
990
00:59:53,844 --> 00:59:56,004
CLOWN: I want to wear makeup.
991
00:59:56,054 --> 00:59:57,507
Makeup?
992
00:59:57,557 --> 00:59:59,308
Like Renee here wears?
993
01:00:00,934 --> 01:00:02,311
CLOWN: Like Papa wore.
994
01:00:03,687 --> 01:00:06,974
You want to wear clown makeup?
995
01:00:07,024 --> 01:00:10,060
CLOWN: In the morning,
I think it help me.
996
01:00:10,110 --> 01:00:12,813
I'm not so sure
that's a good idea.
997
01:00:12,863 --> 01:00:13,863
CLOWN: Please.
998
01:00:15,407 --> 01:00:17,527
What do you think, Renee?
999
01:00:17,577 --> 01:00:20,696
Will my boy seem scarier
in real clown makeup
1000
01:00:20,746 --> 01:00:23,782
or that mask he
likes to wear now?
1001
01:00:23,832 --> 01:00:27,202
Hm, yeah, I'll tell him.
1002
01:00:27,252 --> 01:00:29,413
She thinks the
mask looks better.
1003
01:00:29,463 --> 01:00:32,332
CLOWN: I didn't hear her.
1004
01:00:32,382 --> 01:00:34,217
Well, who cares what
she thinks anyway?
1005
01:00:35,802 --> 01:00:38,088
We should sleep on it tonight.
1006
01:00:38,138 --> 01:00:39,973
You can sleep with
me tonight, boy.
1007
01:00:41,933 --> 01:00:45,220
No, you cannot sleep with her.
1008
01:00:45,270 --> 01:00:47,806
I am feeling frisky now.
1009
01:00:47,856 --> 01:00:49,691
She can wait another night.
1010
01:00:51,318 --> 01:00:53,445
I feel so close
to you right now.
1011
01:00:54,780 --> 01:00:56,532
Leave the mask on.
1012
01:00:58,534 --> 01:01:02,112
Son, I know you want to
be more like your daddy,
1013
01:01:02,162 --> 01:01:05,374
but you don't have to put on
makeup to be more like him.
1014
01:01:15,801 --> 01:01:19,379
Tonight you will be a man,
1015
01:01:19,429 --> 01:01:21,682
but you will be a killer
once the sun comes up.
1016
01:01:23,559 --> 01:01:26,144
(SOMBER MUSIC)
1017
01:02:21,950 --> 01:02:23,485
(BLOW THUDDING)
(ASHLEY SHOUTS)
1018
01:02:23,536 --> 01:02:25,320
Oops, I thought you
were the killer clown.
1019
01:02:25,370 --> 01:02:27,364
You should've said something.
1020
01:02:27,414 --> 01:02:29,659
You thought I
was a huge clown?
1021
01:02:29,709 --> 01:02:30,709
I'm sorry.
1022
01:02:32,169 --> 01:02:33,295
You saw him too, huh?
1023
01:02:35,213 --> 01:02:36,298
He killed Brandy.
1024
01:02:38,258 --> 01:02:39,669
He tried to kill me
too, but I got away.
1025
01:02:39,719 --> 01:02:41,671
He just killed Fred.
1026
01:02:41,721 --> 01:02:42,630
Who's Fred?
1027
01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,256
A survivalist.
1028
01:02:44,306 --> 01:02:46,133
What about Dolly?
1029
01:02:46,183 --> 01:02:47,183
She's dead too.
1030
01:02:48,603 --> 01:02:50,020
The clown killed her, huh?
1031
01:02:51,062 --> 01:02:52,063
Actually Fred did.
1032
01:02:53,231 --> 01:02:54,349
What?
1033
01:02:54,399 --> 01:02:55,809
She was trying to kill me,
1034
01:02:55,859 --> 01:02:57,352
so technically
Fred saved my life.
1035
01:02:57,402 --> 01:02:59,564
Wait, why was Dolly
trying to kill you?
1036
01:02:59,614 --> 01:03:01,982
She's crazy too.
1037
01:03:02,032 --> 01:03:05,485
She brought us out
here on purpose.
1038
01:03:05,536 --> 01:03:08,363
I think she did something
to stall the car too.
1039
01:03:08,413 --> 01:03:09,534
But why would she do that?
1040
01:03:09,582 --> 01:03:11,032
I told you, she's crazy.
1041
01:03:11,082 --> 01:03:13,827
She's somehow related
to that clown.
1042
01:03:13,877 --> 01:03:15,245
Oh my god.
1043
01:03:15,295 --> 01:03:18,749
Wait, wait, where's Renee?
1044
01:03:18,799 --> 01:03:22,043
I don't know, but the clown
has a crazy mother as well
1045
01:03:22,093 --> 01:03:23,462
who has a house around here.
1046
01:03:23,513 --> 01:03:25,088
Maybe he's with her.
1047
01:03:25,138 --> 01:03:28,008
We've got to find her.
1048
01:03:28,058 --> 01:03:29,176
Yeah, I think Fred
said there's a town
1049
01:03:29,226 --> 01:03:31,219
about 10 miles from here.
1050
01:03:31,269 --> 01:03:35,390
Okay, but we shouldn't
split up again.
1051
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:36,684
Are you saying that
we should together
1052
01:03:36,734 --> 01:03:38,226
go try to find Renee?
1053
01:03:38,276 --> 01:03:40,896
Yes, I mean, if
Renee is still alive,
1054
01:03:40,946 --> 01:03:43,649
she probably doesn't
have much time left.
1055
01:03:43,699 --> 01:03:47,819
We got to find her together.
1056
01:03:47,869 --> 01:03:49,655
So you're saying that
together either we go back
1057
01:03:49,705 --> 01:03:52,491
into town where we know it's
safe and we can get help
1058
01:03:52,542 --> 01:03:55,410
or together we go back
into that thick forest
1059
01:03:55,460 --> 01:03:57,788
where there's a killer
clown to some unknown house
1060
01:03:57,838 --> 01:04:02,292
where we might be able to save
Renee from his crazy mother.
1061
01:04:02,342 --> 01:04:07,130
Yes, we need to
find Renee together.
1062
01:04:07,180 --> 01:04:09,057
I was afraid you
were gonna say that.
1063
01:04:10,433 --> 01:04:11,433
Okay.
1064
01:04:13,353 --> 01:04:15,681
What the hell,
let's find Renee.
1065
01:04:15,731 --> 01:04:20,736
Okay.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1066
01:04:36,918 --> 01:04:38,461
Chew your food, dear.
1067
01:04:50,974 --> 01:04:54,595
He didn't wear his
mask this morning.
1068
01:04:54,645 --> 01:04:57,607
He put on real clown makeup
just like his daddy used to.
1069
01:04:59,399 --> 01:05:01,569
What do you think of that?
1070
01:05:04,279 --> 01:05:05,531
I don't know if I agree.
1071
01:05:07,742 --> 01:05:11,696
Well, I do see
your point though.
1072
01:05:11,746 --> 01:05:14,497
My boy's growing up
so fast, isn't he?
1073
01:05:33,893 --> 01:05:35,260
Okay.
1074
01:05:35,310 --> 01:05:40,015
We could be walking
to our deaths.
1075
01:05:40,065 --> 01:05:43,435
When we get out of this,
what do you plan on doing?
1076
01:05:43,485 --> 01:05:45,270
What do you mean?
1077
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:47,147
Are you going to keep
playing in these ridiculous
1078
01:05:47,197 --> 01:05:50,025
volleyball tournaments for
basically minimum wage?
1079
01:05:50,075 --> 01:05:51,159
Beats my old job.
1080
01:05:51,993 --> 01:05:53,028
Stripper?
1081
01:05:53,078 --> 01:05:56,699
Worse, waitress.
1082
01:05:56,749 --> 01:05:59,951
I was a secretary
before Vegas showgirl
1083
01:06:00,001 --> 01:06:01,211
beach volleyball called.
1084
01:06:02,630 --> 01:06:04,832
You should be a stand-up comic.
1085
01:06:04,882 --> 01:06:07,710
Everyone knows that's what
you really want to do.
1086
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:10,253
Worst kept secret.
1087
01:06:10,303 --> 01:06:12,923
No, that would be
Renee's singing career.
1088
01:06:12,973 --> 01:06:16,968
(LAUGH) Oh, come on,
what would you want to do?
1089
01:06:17,018 --> 01:06:18,763
Maybe I'll go back to school.
1090
01:06:18,813 --> 01:06:20,640
I could be a good counselor.
1091
01:06:20,690 --> 01:06:23,559
Right, didn't you want
to study parapsychology?
1092
01:06:23,609 --> 01:06:25,226
For a minute.
1093
01:06:25,276 --> 01:06:26,276
What now?
1094
01:06:27,863 --> 01:06:30,065
A different kind of counselor.
1095
01:06:30,115 --> 01:06:31,651
Which one?
1096
01:06:31,701 --> 01:06:34,737
Whose problems do
you want to solve?
1097
01:06:34,787 --> 01:06:37,615
Kids, I would love
to work with kids.
1098
01:06:37,665 --> 01:06:40,408
Simple minds.
1099
01:06:40,458 --> 01:06:42,419
That explains how you're
best friends with Brandy.
1100
01:06:42,460 --> 01:06:44,371
(HARD ROCK MUSIC)
1101
01:06:44,421 --> 01:06:45,421
CLOWN: Hello.
1102
01:06:48,216 --> 01:06:49,300
You look different.
1103
01:06:50,468 --> 01:06:51,595
Where's your mask?
1104
01:06:53,889 --> 01:06:55,508
Did you hurt Renee?
1105
01:06:55,558 --> 01:06:56,558
No.
1106
01:06:57,727 --> 01:06:58,936
Is she still alive?
1107
01:07:01,564 --> 01:07:03,139
Your mother didn't hurt her?
1108
01:07:03,189 --> 01:07:05,609
Maybe a little.
1109
01:07:06,527 --> 01:07:07,528
She's asleep.
1110
01:07:09,112 --> 01:07:11,439
How long has
she been sleeping?
1111
01:07:11,489 --> 01:07:12,489
Long time.
1112
01:07:13,659 --> 01:07:14,659
Is she moving?
1113
01:07:15,828 --> 01:07:17,370
Not since yesterday.
1114
01:07:18,748 --> 01:07:21,074
Did your mother kill Renee?
1115
01:07:21,124 --> 01:07:23,076
She wouldn't do that.
1116
01:07:23,126 --> 01:07:27,790
She lets me touch the girls
after they've been sleeping
1117
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:29,174
for a couple days.
1118
01:07:30,926 --> 01:07:33,128
Renee's dead, we have
to get out of here.
1119
01:07:33,178 --> 01:07:34,964
You go around,
I'll distract him.
1120
01:07:35,014 --> 01:07:36,757
Okay.
1121
01:07:36,807 --> 01:07:38,091
Have you heard the one
about the horse and the clown
1122
01:07:38,141 --> 01:07:40,678
in the bar?
1123
01:07:40,728 --> 01:07:44,974
So the horse goes into the
bar, goes up to the bartender,
1124
01:07:45,024 --> 01:07:47,893
asks him if he could have
sex with anybody in the bar.
1125
01:07:47,943 --> 01:07:49,436
The bartender says,
1126
01:07:49,486 --> 01:07:53,189
why don't you try one
of the farms nearby?
1127
01:07:53,239 --> 01:07:55,358
Well, the horse
confesses that he prefers
1128
01:07:55,408 --> 01:07:59,195
to have sex with humans, so
the bartender points over
1129
01:07:59,245 --> 01:08:02,992
to where a sumo wrestler
and a clown are sitting.
1130
01:08:03,042 --> 01:08:05,911
He says, you could have
sex with the clown.
1131
01:08:05,961 --> 01:08:09,289
The horse says, I'm
not really into clowns,
1132
01:08:09,339 --> 01:08:11,166
but I'm desperate.
1133
01:08:11,216 --> 01:08:17,255
So okay, but nobody
else can know.
1134
01:08:17,305 --> 01:08:18,758
The bartender says, well,
1135
01:08:18,808 --> 01:08:20,300
four people are
gonna have to know.
1136
01:08:20,350 --> 01:08:22,469
First of all, you are
gonna have to know.
1137
01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:24,262
Second, I will know.
1138
01:08:24,312 --> 01:08:27,641
And of course the
clown will know.
1139
01:08:27,691 --> 01:08:30,477
That's only three,
says the horse.
1140
01:08:30,528 --> 01:08:33,063
Well, the sumo wrestler
will have to know,
1141
01:08:33,113 --> 01:08:34,690
says the bartender.
1142
01:08:34,740 --> 01:08:37,860
The horse does want the
sumo wrestler to know.
1143
01:08:37,910 --> 01:08:40,905
He says, why does the sumo
wrestler have to know?
1144
01:08:40,955 --> 01:08:43,741
The bartender says, well,
1145
01:08:43,791 --> 01:08:46,367
the clown's not really
interested in horses
1146
01:08:46,417 --> 01:08:50,998
because the sumo wrestler will
need to hold down the clown.
1147
01:08:51,048 --> 01:08:54,459
(BLOW THUDDING)
(HARD ROCK MUSIC)
1148
01:08:54,510 --> 01:08:58,798
(FLESH SQUISHING)
(MELINDA GROANING)
1149
01:08:58,848 --> 01:09:01,559
(CLOWN LAUGHING)
1150
01:09:03,143 --> 01:09:05,980
(MELINDA GAGGING)
1151
01:09:52,526 --> 01:09:55,863
(CREEPY CARNIVAL MUSIC)
1152
01:10:05,288 --> 01:10:07,282
You could've helped Brandy.
1153
01:10:07,332 --> 01:10:11,170
I'm sorry, but I've
got an idea to help you.
1154
01:10:12,212 --> 01:10:13,706
What?
1155
01:10:13,756 --> 01:10:17,292
There is a cabin
that direction.
1156
01:10:17,342 --> 01:10:19,753
The clown is not too bright.
1157
01:10:19,803 --> 01:10:22,297
You can trick him.
1158
01:10:22,347 --> 01:10:24,257
There is something
inside the cabin.
1159
01:10:24,307 --> 01:10:26,476
You can make it think
like he sees you.
1160
01:10:28,478 --> 01:10:30,014
Set up a trap.
1161
01:10:30,064 --> 01:10:31,272
What kind of a trap?
1162
01:10:32,357 --> 01:10:33,651
My time is fading.
1163
01:10:35,276 --> 01:10:36,862
You know what to do.
1164
01:10:40,532 --> 01:10:43,869
(CREEPY CARNIVAL MUSIC)
1165
01:11:14,858 --> 01:11:15,858
Ew.
1166
01:11:32,458 --> 01:11:37,463
(DOLL SQUISHING)
(HARD ROCK MUSIC)
1167
01:11:41,467 --> 01:11:42,467
(FLESH SQUISHING)
1168
01:11:42,511 --> 01:11:43,679
Die, die, die!
1169
01:11:58,068 --> 01:12:00,154
Something has
happened to my boy.
1170
01:12:01,947 --> 01:12:02,947
I can sense it.
1171
01:12:04,533 --> 01:12:06,317
Little boy needs his momma.
1172
01:12:06,367 --> 01:12:07,318
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
1173
01:12:07,368 --> 01:12:08,368
Momma's coming, boy.
1174
01:12:27,598 --> 01:12:28,598
Son?
1175
01:12:29,933 --> 01:12:33,262
Where are you, son?
1176
01:12:33,312 --> 01:12:36,140
You need your momma, boy.
1177
01:12:36,190 --> 01:12:38,734
Momma's here for you, son.
1178
01:12:41,862 --> 01:12:43,488
What'd you do to my son?
1179
01:12:44,531 --> 01:12:45,531
I killed him.
1180
01:12:47,117 --> 01:12:49,485
Then it's your turn to die!
1181
01:12:49,536 --> 01:12:51,613
Well, only one
problem for you.
1182
01:12:51,663 --> 01:12:53,157
What's that?
1183
01:12:53,207 --> 01:12:55,125
You brought a knife
to a machete fight.
1184
01:12:57,252 --> 01:13:02,257
(SHEILA SHOUTS)
(FLESH SQUISHING)
1185
01:13:06,887 --> 01:13:08,263
Say hello to your son.
1186
01:13:17,064 --> 01:13:18,431
You're still here!
1187
01:13:18,481 --> 01:13:20,184
You need to leave!
1188
01:13:20,234 --> 01:13:22,352
It's you again.
1189
01:13:22,402 --> 01:13:24,113
I was trying to leave.
1190
01:13:25,030 --> 01:13:26,899
Oh.
1191
01:13:26,949 --> 01:13:32,780
Well, I'm going to town shortly.
1192
01:13:32,830 --> 01:13:33,947
Do you want a ride?
1193
01:13:33,997 --> 01:13:36,617
Yes, oh fuck yes.
1194
01:13:36,667 --> 01:13:39,211
You don't need to
curse, young lady.
1195
01:13:42,463 --> 01:13:44,124
Where are the others?
1196
01:13:44,174 --> 01:13:45,174
It's just me.
1197
01:13:46,218 --> 01:13:47,261
They're all dead.
1198
01:13:51,390 --> 01:13:54,351
Okay, let's go.
1199
01:14:07,030 --> 01:14:11,201
If you say I told you
so, I'll fucking kill you.
1200
01:14:16,206 --> 01:14:18,125
Don't get any
blood on the seat.
1201
01:14:35,100 --> 01:14:37,686
(SOMBER MUSIC)
1202
01:15:05,047 --> 01:15:08,041
(CLOWN LAUGHING)
1203
01:15:08,091 --> 01:15:10,928
(HARD ROCK MUSIC)
1204
01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:22,097
♪ Welcome to the moon
1205
01:15:22,147 --> 01:15:28,228
♪ Bet you didn't guess
we'd get here so soon ♪
1206
01:15:28,278 --> 01:15:30,772
♪ Well welcome to the moon
1207
01:15:30,822 --> 01:15:35,068
♪ Hey, there is
cheese here, wow ♪
1208
01:15:35,118 --> 01:15:38,989
♪ And look over there,
it's Richard Gare ♪
1209
01:15:39,039 --> 01:15:40,824
♪ I think it's Gere
1210
01:15:40,874 --> 01:15:44,536
♪ Hey, Richard Gere,
what are you doing here ♪
1211
01:15:44,586 --> 01:15:49,591
♪ There's moon gerbils
walking around ♪
1212
01:15:52,344 --> 01:15:56,173
♪ Let's all do the moon
wiggle, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1213
01:15:56,223 --> 01:15:59,801
♪ Do you know the moon wiggle
1214
01:15:59,851 --> 01:16:04,856
♪ You just wiggle like
you're on the moon ♪
1215
01:16:06,608 --> 01:16:08,936
♪ Yeah, like that
1216
01:16:08,986 --> 01:16:12,489
(DRAMATIC CHANTING MUSIC)
1217
01:16:50,027 --> 01:16:51,728
Wait, wait, wait, neighbor.
1218
01:16:51,778 --> 01:16:52,896
People always say
you aren't real,
1219
01:16:52,946 --> 01:16:54,481
but I've always believed in you.
1220
01:16:54,532 --> 01:16:56,650
How would you like
to join our cult?
1221
01:16:56,700 --> 01:16:58,151
(HARD ROCK MUSIC)
1222
01:16:58,201 --> 01:16:59,736
♪ Moon wiggle
1223
01:16:59,786 --> 01:17:02,698
♪ Let's do the moon boogie
1224
01:17:02,748 --> 01:17:07,160
♪ Let's do the
moon boogie, yeah ♪
1225
01:17:07,210 --> 01:17:10,080
♪ The moon boogie
and the moon wiggle ♪
1226
01:17:10,130 --> 01:17:13,125
♪ Are two very
different dances ♪
1227
01:17:13,175 --> 01:17:18,180
♪ But you can learn to do both
of them if you want, yeah ♪
1228
01:17:24,186 --> 01:17:26,096
You know, all the
Camp Blood stuff
1229
01:17:26,146 --> 01:17:28,015
with like this and
that, none of it's true.
1230
01:17:28,065 --> 01:17:32,102
There is no clown out
there in makeup and a mask
1231
01:17:32,152 --> 01:17:33,687
and killing people.
1232
01:17:33,737 --> 01:17:35,188
That's all like fake news.
1233
01:17:35,238 --> 01:17:37,399
None of that's true,
that's not even a thing.
1234
01:17:37,449 --> 01:17:40,152
It's just some crap
that kids come here,
1235
01:17:40,202 --> 01:17:43,405
they say this and that, all
this BS, and it's not true.
1236
01:17:43,455 --> 01:17:46,283
You know, little
fairytales, little things.
1237
01:17:46,333 --> 01:17:49,202
And I believe in aliens and
stuff and ghosts and Peter Pan
1238
01:17:49,252 --> 01:17:51,913
and leprechauns, but I don't
believe in no killer clowns.
1239
01:17:51,963 --> 01:17:53,081
None of that stuff's true.
1240
01:17:53,131 --> 01:17:54,750
It's a safe place to go to.
1241
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:56,544
It's all fine.
1242
01:17:56,594 --> 01:17:58,837
Come here, camp, roast
marshmallows, have s'mores.
1243
01:17:58,887 --> 01:18:02,132
Have a good time,
drink beers, have sex.
1244
01:18:02,182 --> 01:18:04,051
You're not gonna get
killed, it's totally cool.
1245
01:18:04,101 --> 01:18:05,052
You know what I'm saying?
1246
01:18:05,102 --> 01:18:06,102
It's totally fine.
1247
01:18:06,895 --> 01:18:08,430
(HARD ROCK MUSIC)
1248
01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:15,270
♪ I hope you enjoy
your time on the moon ♪
1249
01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:19,157
♪ It's really nice this
time of year on the moon ♪
1250
01:18:21,368 --> 01:18:27,824
♪ Screw the sun
♪ Yeah
1251
01:18:27,874 --> 01:18:31,411
Through technology, we
seek to align this cult.
1252
01:18:31,461 --> 01:18:34,373
And we believe you will
be the perfect leader.
1253
01:18:34,423 --> 01:18:36,883
We just need people to
believe in your existence.
1254
01:18:39,720 --> 01:18:41,589
(HARD ROCK MUSIC)
1255
01:18:41,639 --> 01:18:45,934
♪ It's really nice this
time of year on the moon ♪
1256
01:18:48,103 --> 01:18:52,224
♪ Screw the sun
♪ Yeah
1257
01:18:52,274 --> 01:18:57,813
♪ The moon wiggle
1258
01:18:57,863 --> 01:19:00,732
♪ Moon
1259
01:19:00,782 --> 01:19:03,735
♪ Moon
1260
01:19:03,785 --> 01:19:06,863
♪ Yummy, I love cheese
1261
01:19:06,913 --> 01:19:10,792
So hi, I'm Dave Sterling.
1262
01:19:11,918 --> 01:19:13,704
I do these B movies.
1263
01:19:13,754 --> 01:19:15,414
I've done 'em for
a few years now.
1264
01:19:15,464 --> 01:19:19,334
You might've known
some of my films
1265
01:19:19,384 --> 01:19:21,795
that I can't even think of
because there's so many.
1266
01:19:21,845 --> 01:19:23,755
But I'm thinking there's
like this legend.
1267
01:19:23,805 --> 01:19:29,679
Is it Blood Camp or Camp Blood
or camp where the blood is
1268
01:19:29,729 --> 01:19:31,179
or something like that.
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So I'm thinking about
doing this movie.
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And then if it's good,
maybe I'll do more.
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You know, us B guys, we like
to do what the studios do.
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01:19:43,450 --> 01:19:45,402
Like, you know, if
they're working on
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the eighth Mission Impossible
or whatever that movie is
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01:19:50,373 --> 01:19:53,493
or the Avengers or whoever,
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01:19:53,544 --> 01:19:57,122
so just one after another
after another after another.
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And that's showbiz.
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