Original subtitles

Bee, how is the situation?

Dog has shown up The Yellow Bird hasn't show up yet

Watch him

Ready for action

Yes

Don't move

Are you fine?

I am fine there are many pedestrians outside

Forget about that

Don't move

Don't move

Damn you

Where are we going to have midnight snack?

What's midnight snack?

I feel sick after seeing you

You are disgusting

I'm scared

Don't move

Pal, catch me, that's fine

But why do you best my client?

Cut the crap, don't come over

Let me hostage go

Drop the gun or I will burst his head

Stop dreaming

Stay calm

I don't know what's happening

I haven't seen such heroes

as you for a long time

Let's have a shooting competition instead

I'll be thejudge

Shut up

OK, forget about it

Drop the gun

I'll shoot the hostage to death you will be in deep shit then

Drop the gun, drop the gun now

Heroine, your are so generous

I appreciate so much

Pal, why not stop right here?

I appreciate it so much

You gigolo!

Who?

Kicked me?

Take it back

Take the gun

You are really great

Madam, your son is really brave

What?

He is my honey

I think there maybe a misunderstanding

This is my card

King of the Gigolo Karaoke, Tse Sai

I'm Ching Siu Tung, Senior inspector

I am under the Serious Crime investigation Dept

Wild Dog is my number one enemy

But he was caught by me last night

My 1st sister, Ching Siu Nan a social worker

She is a girl full of love she keeps many pets on the roof

Siu Sze is a doctor

But she is an electric girl

Her eyes are filled with electricity

Siu Pei is my younger brother a college student

He is handsome, but he is so lazy

He uses automatic machines to help him tidy up

Pull his leg, and pull

Then, he is dressed up

He is our father Ching Sing

In all these years he loves us so much

Look

how great is the breakfast

Don't think that he is honest

He has had an American pen pal Chi Sum, for over 3 years

They write to each other continuously how romantic!

I have heard that she is coming to visit daddy soon

Today is the birthday of your mom

I have invited Uncle Zai & Uncle Fish Ball to dinner

You should come home earlier, Got me?

Dad, I am busy

Cut the crap

You should come home for dinner

or I won't forgive you

Be merciful!

I am blind and I am a cripple help me please

How can you steal the money from the blind?

You shouldn't have done such shameless thing

I wanna kill you I want to make you blind

Are you blind?

Damn you, the money is mine

give it to me

Come on

But the 10 dollars note is mine

Why don't you be merciful to the blind beggar?

Go to hell

Miss Wu

That bastard dared to bully the blind

Mrs. Wu

but why do you pretend to be a blind beggar?

It's not right

Miss Ching, I am taking the Handicapped

Don't disclose my secret

That's right

so why do you beg here?

For Wu Ying only

Your son?

He was interested in Maths when he was a child

Now, he becomes a professional in accounting

You mean an accountant?

No

he collects debts and asks for protection fees

Your mean...

A triad!

Mom, how is your business?

Wu Ying, you'd give more time

to stay with your mother

If you are free, play mahjong with her I have to work

I will pay the money you lost, OK?

No, I mean you should concern about her

Of course

I'll any bastard dares to bully my mom

I will kill him, brutally!

But, she is worrying about you

Yourjob is dangerous

It's not dangerous at all

it's rather safe

Really?

Come with me

Bastard, wake up

Don't hide up!

I want you to show me your head in 10 seconds time

See how great am I?

Nonsense

Don't clean your snot

How do you know that?

I just guessed that

Damn it, come out now

You haven't mentioned the money

How can he know you are coming for money?

What? Look at that!

Pay the money

Wu Ying, I won't pay you, so what?

If you don't pay me the money we would...

Attack!

Do you want attack me?

Wu Ying, look at your back

Don't panic, don't go, wait for me

I am scared

Don't panic, don't go

Why?

Because...

Look... my ass is hurt!

Help me. Go now

Help...

Good morning, Mrs. Lee

Good morning has the doctor returned yet?

Yes, please come in

Come on

Doctor Ching

How are you?

Doctor, my son has returned from USA

I've brought him to see you

Mom, she is changing. Let's go

Never mind. She is a doctor

It's embarrassing

Don't go son

No

Where is your son? Gone?

In fact, I don't come for treatment

I want my son Chi Ko to see you

He is fine

He is 27 years old

he still a virgin

introduce more girl to him

I want to introduce you to him

Kidding! Come on

show me your hand

I am not kidding

Since the opening of your clinic

I come to see you twice a week

I feel you are the best choice to be my daughter-in-law

When he was 16

His Grandfather got sick He made a wish

If he recovered

Ko wanted to be virgin

for the rest of his life grandfather recovered

so he hasn't made friends with girls then

He is a good kid

But he needs a psychological doctor instead

Dr. Ching, try making friends with him

Come on, open your mouth

Date with him, please help

Miss

Thank you

Welcome

Since my dad wants us to go for dinner

so I rejected a date

I want to do some exercise before going home...

Tak, I am now in the City Health Centre

That guy is crazy?

Why does he ask me to come here?

A virgin?

I won't care who he is

I will charge $3000 but I won't sleep with him overnight

How cheap is this health club

How can they allow hookers to meet their clients here?

I stay next to the machine

ask him to come as soon as possible

What? Code?

What?

I won't care

Miss, no smoking here

Do you want to beat me up?

Damn you!

Up to you

The girl is really pretty are you a men?

What?

Pretty women

I have paid, we pay for your fun

You know?

Don't pretend to be a virgin anymore

Why not?

No! I don't want it

Go, go now

The hooker must be ordered by such bastards

How can you make friends with such men?

Miss

He treats me as hooker, doesn't he?

The son of Mrs Lee?

Please shut up

listen to me first

My friends want me to...

But I don't want it

just pretend you are fond of me

when we leave here

I will give you more money

please help

He treats me as the chicken what'll I do?

Fun him

I don't know why I have gone with him

Maybe, I am affected by his mom's words

I don't believe he is so nice

A virgin of 27 years old

It's really hard to find one in Hong Kong

OK, I decided to fool him

Smartie!

We have been wandering around the motels for about 150times

Until he thought his friends had all gone

Then he stopped his car

Please, don't!

Isn't it the first time?

Of course not

You seem to be nervous

No, I didn't

Really?

Well, let's talk something else

OK, what do you want to talk?

About your story

why have you been a hooker?

My dad was sick he needs money for treatment

You are my first client

I am green do you

No, I don't want it

I want to treat you a piece of gum

Thank you

I am so poor! I have had poor life

When I was 13

I was raped by an old man

When I was 14 I couldn't keep on studying

I worked since I was 15 years old

Really?

That old guy is worse than a beast

That's right

He said he wanted to bring me

to see the gold fish, then

I will take revenge for you

Really? But he is a triad

Call the police then

You are useless, be frank! I like you

Well, I am going you a chance

I will count 10,1,2...

I seems to be very nervous

I can tell from his breath and sweat

When I counted to 8 he was so nervous...

When I counted to nine...

Wait

Do you want it?

If you say yes, I will slap you twice

I want you to keep a secret for me

If you see my friends

don't tell them the truth

We haven't done anything

Take the money

I started to believe he is a virgin

Thanks

Thanks for your help

I am lucky to meet you today

Are you fine?

It's OK!

I can't imagine you are that skillful!

How are you?

Sorry, I don't know

how to handle a wound at all

You did quite well

It's taught by my mom when I was young

I feel warm

Wu Ying, be frank

It's dangerous to be a triad

Better is to stop it

My grand-dad is a triad my dad is a triad

I met triad when I was born

How can I stop to be a triad?

But you should consider about your mom

Well... lf I die

I have arranged the living for my mom

But I have to thank you

You are kind. It's a messy place

you'd not come again

Take care, Brother Wu Ying

OK, I have got it

What?

Be frank

You are pretty

I am leaving

See you

Pretty woman

Bye bye

Why is my ass wet?

Sorry, we are late

Let's eat now

Come to have a drink

Cheers for our happy life

Dad, you seem to be abnormal

You quitted smoking, didn't you?

I quitted because Uncle Zai has got lung cancer

But now, needn't quit smoking

Why are you crying?

What's wrong? What happened to dad?

You swear

you couldn't say so

Pai, tell us

Dad, I couldn't stand it

Try to tell me

Dad

Is fine

Dad I am afraid of

If you tell them I will hit you to death

Coffin again!

Why mention the coffin?

It's the hint from heaven that...

It's normal to have 4 coffins appeared at the same time

Really? It's abnormal

I can't stand it, I have to say

No

Siu Sze...

Listen to me, it's great for us to play mahjong happily together

I am very gald

I have my birthday next month I don't have any wish

but I hope to see your boyfriend

If you don't make my wish come true

I have no say then

Dad

No problem

we will make his wish come true

Dad, we will bring our boy friends home on your birthday

I have checked a medical report of dad

What's wrong with him?

Tests Cancer

Isn't it lung cancer?

That picture has gone

so I picked anyone of it

Want to check once more?

Not necessary

since that laboratory is the best in Hong Kong

How long will he live?

I am not sure

Usually, not more than 6 months

What'll we do?

Out it

He will become eunuch!

Someone is talking about me

Well, I think we have to make

his wish come true

Sister, do you have a boyfriend?

I will get one by any means even violence

Miss, we have a new program

Those any drama

and choose a handsome guy to play with you

Say, Gone with the wind

Ghost, anything you like

Come on, take this

How are you?

What play do you like?

Which guy do you want to choose?

I want Tse Sai

No problem, what play do you like?

Up to you

A better tomorrow

Tse Sai, are you alright?

I am playing Mark

not the son of Bruce Lee

Don't you recognize me?

Are you the inspector?

What do you want?

I want you to be my boyfriend

Wait for me

OK

What's on?

I want to employ you for one month to act as my boyfriend

So as to cheat my dad who has cancer

Now, I am going to announce

the Olympic Games of the HK

is opening now

Aunt, Wu Ying wants tojoin the game?

Yes

He represents his tried tojoin the game

24K, the members can fly!

We will be the winner

Mainlanders all are strong

We will get all the cups

Old Yee on

We scared nothing

we will be the winner

The sport Games of the triads?

Where is Wu Ying?

Here comes the 4 X 100 Relay

Ready

It's started, On's is now ahead

Help me once, please

when you are caught by the police

I will ask them for mercy

What are you talking about?

You big mouth

Why don't you speak something nice?

Help me please

Hey, they're fighting!

It's severe fight

See the way they fight!

One, Two, Three

They're gone under several practiced

Wu Ying's knife is broken

Jerk won't give up this chance

But it scared Wu Ying to run

Wu Ying is the winner!

And then...

You bastard, you...

Please don't

Let me go

Thank you

Let me go

Not you

Wu Ying, you're great!

Thank you

What do you want me to do?

Wild Dog traded with Black Cow

few days ago

But he was caught by the detective Ching Siu Tung

Both of us think that, we'd kill her

So the 3 winners of today's competition

would carry out this mission

What?

What?

Who takes the shortest one will take the responsibility

To kill that bitch

Let me draw it first

I am sorry

I can't help you

It's your turn

Damn it

One foot ling!

Come on, compare with it

2 inches longer than yours

Kill Ching Siu Tung...

Wu Ying, consider it

Leave right now

or I will sell you to be hooker

You bastard, how can you talk to Miss Ching in this way?

She is Miss Ching too?

She is called Ching Siu Nam

Ching Siu Nam?

Do you know heroine...

She is a famous cop called Ching Siu Tung

Is she...

She is my sister

Don't it funny?

She is called Siu Tung and I am called Siu Nam

My sister is called Siu Sze and my brother is called Siu Pai

Stop begging, I promise you

Really? Thanks

Good boy

Why are there so many cops?

Which one be trayed us?

I don't know

Who betrayed us?

I'll kill him

I think it must be you!

No, not me...

Chop him to death

Chicken

Boss, you are here!

Sit please

Waiter, give me cup of Yan Yang Milk

Right away

What is Yan Yang Milk?

You should read more

It's cold milk plus hot milk!

You have taste in eating

Your clothing is so attractive too!

Great?

A girl is going to treat me dinner for she wants to court me

Really

Have dinner yourself!

If sell all of them I will make good fortune

What?

How can you sell LSD?

I asked you not to sell such bad things!

It's harming the society and yourself!

Give it to me

Boss...

You'd better forget it

Boss, this is what I have!

Give me 2 Yan Yang Bread

What is it?

Hot dog and egg tart. You idiot Bye Bye

Dad

Dad, don't stare at him

I am going to cook the food

Let me do it

Siu Sze, you are living in such a big house, you're rich, aren't you?

Why do you work as hooker?

In fact, my mother is the 3rd concubine

This house is from our ancestor but we are being kicked out

We can come home 2 to 3 times annually

Your father is heartless

Let two of your living in outside

Did he do something for you after you were raped?

It's a long story

He owed that old man much money

He was bankrupted

Don't think this house is pretty

Actually, he wants face

I can blame no one but my poor life

Siu Sze

Uncle Zai

Your boyfriend?

Mr Lee Chi Ko

She is my niece

I have watched her grown up

She has white and smooth skin

Uncle Four-eyes

Call me Uncle Zai

Uncle Zai

Please come in

Uncle Zai, sister

He is...

Mr. Lee

How are you?

Please

He is the old bastard?

No, no...

Don't panic, I will help

Don't get mad

Why does your boyfriend always stare at Uncle Zai?

I don't know

Uncle

Help yourself

Let's sit together

Sit

I am Tse Sai

I am Wu Ying

How are you?

Why not play cards before dinner?

What?

It's easy to see a man's temper

from playing cards

he has good temper in playing cards he won't be a bad man

Why not play cards together?

I tell you, don't win

A pair of Ace

2,3, OK

I will lose some money so as to help her

A pair of 7

My turn, I will...

$1

What?

I will make it $100

$10,000 added

What?

I have a pair of Queens

So big

OK, I wanna follow, reluctantly! Come on

It's my call, I would like to...

$1

What? $1 again?

Well, I'd like to add $3000

OK, plus $7000. Total is $10,000!

$10,000 again?

Luckily, I have brought my saving here

What did you say?

No, I will follow, come on

None of my business, I follow

It's my call. I could...

$1 too

I will call for $30,000

Are you following or not?

Sure, I will follow

Me too plus $50,000 too

OK, I will bet will all my savings Come on

I won't scare

Show hand

I am sorry. Ace Full house

I am sorry. I have 4 of a kind

What a coincidence

Uncle

I have four of a kind too

But they're queens

What about you?

You needn't watch mine. I lost

Let me have a look

No

It's a straight flush

I have mistaken

The temper of Siu Sze's boyfriend is the best

Right

What a coincidence

Take this with you

The clothe I lost

Time for dinner

I want a revenge

Play one more game

OK, let's stop playing come and help

Fine

I want to piss

May I be excused

Who turned off the light?

Help yourself!

Thanks, Uncle

Are you so hungry?

This dinner charges much!

Please pack up the remained food for me

Why do you always stare at my sister?

Do you notice me starting at your sister?

It's ridiculous!

I am so happy

I want to play something after dinner

Mahjong playing?

No, just a game

You and your boyfriends go to your room respectively

use 15 minutes to make a present for me

I've prepared a prize for the most beautiful present

Dad, it's nonsense!

Go to your room for sleeping

Let's start

Give me a plastic bag please

I don't know why you asked them

to go to their bed rooms

Their boyfriends are so strange

I am not sure they are really their boyfriends

Listen

It hurts

Let me give you some medicine

Why do you cut the cloth?

Sew it

then it's a pair of trousers

You are really wonderful

I avenged you

I have guessed so

Be frank, it's not harsh enough

Don't you think it's worth to do this for me?

I just don't want my friend

to be bullied by others

Friends?

Yes, I take you as my friend

I want to help so as to make you leave that field

Do you want to pay me for a period?

Well. I haven't thought so

I just want to find anotherjob for you

To lead a normal life

Why do you treat me that nice?

Oh, I see, you want to court me

Are you mad?

Why should I get mad?

So what's wrong with you?

What?

You are not knitting you are knitting your feet only

What are you thinking?

Well, I want to go straight

I want to marry

I want to do something decent

Do you really want it?

Right...

Have you ever got fainted?

Sure, when I am scratched I would faint

What are you doing?

To scratch you!

Ching Siu Tung you are in deep shit now

Be serious, I would like to remind you

You have paid

You may take me any time

Say something

Why did you beat me?

I hate men touching me

I warn you if you touch me again

go and prepare a wheel chair

Now there is no difference for having a wheel chair or not

Better?

Much better

Have a drink

OK

That guy beat me

And he wanted to murder me too

Gun

What are you looking?

No peeping

Who do you think you are?

This is woman, a nosy one

I won't care about you

You...

What do you want?

Turn your head

This is woman

even they want it, they will say no

If I don't serve her better

she will lose her temper again

She loves sudden embrace, I guess

I am coming

Why did you kick me?

Are you looking for again?

Don't hit my lower part of the body

it's for living

The upper part is for living too

I have told you, don't touch me

Sister

What's up?

You are urgently called please go back to the station

Why did you hit him so seriously?

It's a kind of love

Look after him

I'll get him some pain killing drugs

How can you let Wild Dog be bailed?

What a crazy

It's not my wish

this is an order from our seniors

Why do you grant me a leave?

This is my order

So, you are against me

OK. You may put it in this way

OK, are you pulling off a stunt or not?

I quit

Congratulation. Woman should go back to the kitchen

What are you doing?

Without my permission for your resignation

you're still my staff

Give me a cup of coffee

OK

You?

This is between us none of your business

Who dares to interrupt I won't let him go

Don't go

You should go back to your office

What'll we do?

Why not call the police?

Damn you!

Good looking is a trouble of mine

To take so many drugs?

Don't waste it

Damn it!

I risk my life to catch the thief

And you sit comfortably in the office

You take all the merits and I take all the faults

You are great

I quit! I quit!

I wanna get married

What are you doing?

Do you want me to slap you?

Wonderful!

Great!

You are handsome

I am sorry

I feel hot

Since we are fond of each other

What are we waiting for?

Great!

Mr. Tse

Why don't you call my name?

Tse Sai

I love others calling my nick name

What is it?

Little Mushroom

Little Mushroom?

Or, Lovely Mushroom, that's OK

I think, I'd better call you Tsa Sai

Well... l...

May I call you Little Forest?

No

But it's fact

It'sjust a misunderstanding

for what has happened tonight

Misunderstanding for 6 times?

How do you know that?

I have marked it

You wrote it down too

What did I write?

How many times

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

Tse Sai...

...18,19,20,21,22...

Please forget what has happened tonight, OK?

After dressing up

let's go our own way

We mean nothing to each other

No

I owe you money I will take the cheque to you later

OK?

What am I?

Don't you think, all the clients...

can do that?

I don't want your dirty money

I want sleeping

No matter you want it or not

You have to forget what has happened tonight

Or, I will kill you

All the women are the same

They are heartless

Stop crying

What do you understand?

I cry for my heart is broken!

OK, I stop crying now

Go now

Fine, I am a professional

I am leaving

I wanna dress up

You dress up in fast speed

I undress in fast speed too

I broke the Guinness World Record

Do you want to see? I'll demonstrate to you now...

No, no, please don't

I will send the cheque

to you tomorrow

I want to tell you something after that, I will leave

Listen

I admire your fingers most

And your toes too

Goodbye

I can't stand it

Ching Siu Tung for assaulting your boss

you'd have been fired

And we have to charge you. But...

Many people called to ask mercy for you

You are having good relationship with others

Now we are going to forget the assault

understand?

Thank you for your generosity

Don't be cocky

Wild Dog has escaped from the hospital last night

I have to arrest him

He won't let you go

you'd be very careful

Yes sir

How is it?

It's almost done

Hi

Why do you come here?

You are working hard

So I prepared this nutritious

soup for you

So nutritious!

Get out now

I can't move, how to get lost?

Drag him out

Come down!

Madam, is he your honey?

No... I don't mean it

Tung, drink it white

it is still hot

Please leave here right now

You asked me to leave?

Don't you understand what I am thinking?

You may hit me, you may scold me

But you can't insult me

I beg you, leave here. OK?

No, I won't go

I can't be a heartless man

Get lost!

No way

Think, we have one night stand

If you are pregnant and I leave without a word

You'll have a poor life

Am I right? Am I right?

I want you to disappear right now

He disappears in fast speed

Aren't you leaving?

No

What do you want?

I want to marry you

Go to hell

You always kick me heavily?

If you don't keep your mouth shut I will kill you

it doesn't matter. I won't mind dying

Before my death

please drink this soup

It's cold

Will you leave if I finish?

Drink first

Weird taste

I don't know, may be I have spoken too much

My salava is added

Don't hit me!

Speak up quickly or I'll teach you a good lesson

Who do you think you are?

If you touch me, I will sue you

Sir, I confess

Other than this case

I robbed 3 grannies and 4 gays

Let's talk inside

Go now

I have told you not to bother her

she would kill you

I prefer being killed by her

If she doesn't love me it's meaningless to live

I want to ask you a serious question

But...

Straight forward

be frank, come on

For our buddies, I have to ask...

Is Miss Ching great?

Yes

Who do you think me?

How can I tell you

how sweet are her busts

a long & white are her legs

and the matter about her tiny waist?

She has lovely ass too

And her scream in bed how can I tell you that?

To share them with you?

You are cheap

Let's date Siu Tung

Right now

Me first

Don't get mad

You have punched him so seriously!

I want to shoot him to death

Siu Tung Tung

Why aren't you dead?

If only I am alive

I will love you forever

Please, let me go!

For you

I have changed to be a good man

Siu Tung Tung

You are the only one in my life...

who gives me the motive to get married

I will, for the rest of my life

do the domestic work for you

I will take care of your dad, you mom

And your lover too

Come on

I will promise you everything

Tse Sai, I know you are a good man

but you don't suit me

How?

Bad man?

Bad man?

Yes, I love bad man

You are too weak I won't like you at all

Give me some time

I will turn to be the worst man

in this world for your sake

Wait for me

Help!

Master, I feel so bad

Can you make me to be a bad guy by hypnosium?

Sure

And I can make you to be Bruce Lee

That's great!

Master, come on, let's start now

Hold this book

To release you from hypnosium

turn to page one that's Kung Hei Fai Choy

When you see or hear the 4 words

you will wake up at once

Kung Hei Fat Choy

Let's start

You are not Tse Sai you are a bad man

You are not Tse Sai

you are a bad man

Tse Sai

Tse Sai

Poor taste! Tse Sai...

What are you doing?

Don't you think that I am the worst man in the world?

Don't you think this can make you nasty?

How is my look? Nasty or not?

Why do you ask me here?

What's wrong?

The kids know the reason why

Come on

Idiot!

Don't move

Hands off, or I will scream

Go ahead

Indecent assault

What's up?

I wanna kill you bastards

I want to make you to be barbecue pork buns

I didn't see anything

Look, no one is going to save you

You will be my woman sooner or later

why don't you obey me?

What's wrong with you?

Beating means love

come on, beat me more

Tse Sai

I tell you

other than being a bad egg

I am a man

who scares nothing

Except that

I scare there won't be any woman for me to rape

Don't come over

I warn you, don't come over

I want it, so what?

What's next?

Right, what's next?

Hold it

I want to kill you

Stop crying

I will treat you nice, OK?

I am touched

In these 30 years

this is the first time that I feel like a woman

Stupid, You should have been raped by me

I have an idea

you try to marry an old guy

pretend to be your cousin

you ask him to invest any business

And we will cheat all his wealth

We may leave Hong Kong

and live a happy life in future

What did you say?

For the bright future of ours

Such scarifice is a piece of cake

Remember, I love you, that's it

Really? Little Mushroom

I have never lied to you, Little Forest

When will we get married?

After getting the money

we will marry in USA, OK?

It sounds like the lines of the movie

Instant Hypnotism?

Kung Hei Fat Choy?

What's happening?

Why am I undressed?

It hurts

You hypnotized yourself?

How do you know that?

It hurts

That's why you have changed

Listen to me, I...

Look, you have returned to yourself

Tse Sai, you bastard

That's why you didn't go to work

you courted this bitch!

Who are you?

I am his best friend

I don't know her, it's true I don't know her

I am leaving, give me a minute

Little Forest, I won't go to work

I will quit, I love you only

I will stay at home everyday...

I know you love me, but...

You don't suit me

Little Forest, you can't leave me

What's wrong? What's happened to you?

My heart is broken

Don't come over

Who is it?

It's a call

Kill Ching Siu Tung now

None of your business

I am your boss

It's boss

Kill her within 3 days

or I will ask someone to do it

Thank you

But I will kill you too

It's hard to be a rascal

Brother Wu Ying

Why do you come out from a refrigerator?

I am cleaning it for you

Why do you come out from my back?

I am tidying up

Ah Nam comes to tidy up the house for you

Why?

You didn't charge me for helping me

So I have to clean up for auntie

Aren't you afraid that

I will do something indecent to you?

Because of this

she will be your girl then

It's too excited

I am too happy

I have cooked the nice And cooked soup too

I have paid the water and gas fee I've wished the clothes too

I sewed a pair of trousers and have clean the washroom

I want to paint this house tomorrow

What do you want from me?

Why you do that?

It's so clean

When you are making a call

she has tidied up

I asked her not to leave, to follow you

Consider carefully

You'll suffer if you follow me

I have prepared

I have applied for the Love Assistance Fund

I any possible funds, including allowance for the handicapped

I am not handicapped

You always fight with others you will become cripple easily

Have you told her that the sister of Eastard Ping is my girl?

I did. She won't mind

Let's be sisters

Who is going to be your sister?

Give me face

How dare you court...

another girl!

She is not my girl!

I will tell my brother

so as to skin you

How wonderful is your slap!

Why does he scare about this woman?

I don't know

May be he is bewildered

What are you talking about?

How are you seize my boyfriend?

You'd better look up the mirror

You see how beautiful I am

Wu Ying, beat her

You'd better beat me

Let's go, we go downstairs first

Wu Ying likes this kind of girl

I know what to do now

Nam...

I have to make a new look

That's right, beat him

You can do whatever you like

But when you're back home

ask your brother not to track me back money

I'll return him later

I tell you that

You can beat me whatever you like

remember not to hit my nose

I am proud of my nose

Ying, I tell you

this is the last chance

If you hit my nose again

Ying, I tell you

If I won't owe your brother money

I'll dumb you

I have a girlfriend prettier than Miss Hong Kong

You think you're pretty?

Fuck you!

You've guts

You dare to hit my nose

Where's Nam?

She has gone already

You've been disappointing her

You gotta say something to please her and get her back

You see, how can you win her back?

That's easy, get a plaster to cover my nose

My son, you're lucky to get this girl

You gotta change yourself

to give her a surprise

How to change?

Believe in God

Alleluia

He's speaking western foul language

Alleluia, brothers

I have something to tell you guys today

You'll have eternal life if you believe in God. God bless you!

Regardless of what you have done

if you confess your guilty God will forgive you

Fuck you!

Please give a clap to my right face

God says, if your enemy give a clap to your left face

you should let him do it on your right face too

What do God say after that?

Let me see

Nothing else, God bless me

It's something wrong with him

Brother Ting, I think you should turn yourself in

get away from the triad society

You've got nothing from it

Or you can join the Family Planning Association

You'll have something in return

What's it?

Condom

You're pissing me?

No... words from my heart

I had made a tattoo yesterday and decided to repent and be good

Then why you made a tattoo?

You see

Your mother? Got a tattoo of foul language mean you repent?

No, take a look here first

I won't say foul language anymore

What're you doing?

I want to be good

I'm clean now

Clean? That means you're fool?

Release him

Another girl misled into wrong path

Shut up, no more bullshit!

Who's the head here?

Me

My alias is Vietnam Rose

or you call me Nam

Wu Ying is my subordinate

Anything about him

is in my charge

Girl, where're you from?

You're not up to trend

It's not trendy

Power is the most useful

I've brought 200 people with me today

to let you see my power

There's really 200 people outside

Nam, you're really great. Have a tea first!

It doesn't cost a thing

Go to take a lesson first

You're so great

I don't want to see you

get away

Fold it and put in your bag then get away

Nam, please do me a favor

Do I need to invite you to see movie

and go karaoke?

Don't go outside

This will stir up their emotion

I can't control what they've done

I get it, I'll go

Give you $20 to take taxi

It's not enough

Cut the crap, go!

You guys continue to sit here

Are you Nam?

Do I look good?

How can you find 200 guys?

I pay them money

Why did you dress so strange?

I made change because of you

You look awful

I made change because of you too

Be frank, you look prettier before

You too

Then we behave in myself

We look so weird now

Actually, we should make a change

Make a change? Then why are we still wearing clothes?

Fuck you, you've never seen a fool?

Siu Sai, why are you so late?

Chi Go is in bad mood and locks himself in the room

Really?

I've said that I'll introduce

beauties to him tonight

I've seen numbers of women

but I've never seen a stupid woman like her

She thinks that I'm a fool

and don't know she disguises as a whore

I don't know what's wrong with my mother

She gets along with that girl of cheating me

You have heard what her father said

I'll expose their tricks tonight

You should believe me

I always be like that

I disguise as a simple boy this time

and please her

and tell others that

I'm tired of her and dump her

her father can do nothing on me

Don't you scare that she'll get angry with you?

We'll be together for 4 years

I'm always be like that

I'll come back to you afterwards

That's okay

You should get away from her if I tell you

You shold do it

Give me a kiss Okay!

Siu Sai... where do you go?

None of your business

I know you are fooling me

Why do you rush to go?

You mean I should stay here to see how you fool me?

When I become your girlfriend you'll dump me

I want to make something clear

Are you a whore?

No

I'm fooling you by disguising as a whore

but I know I'm a fool now

You know that I'm not a whore at the beginning?

No, I know itjust a second before

Goodbye, Mr Lee Chi Go

My girlfriend have something to talk to you

You want to fool me again?

Follow me, come on

Don't you scare that I'll get angry?

Okay, you should get away from her

if I tell you to do so

Give me a kiss

You guys?

I'm his cousin, sister-in-law

They are making jokes only

Chi Go said he has to revenge you

Do you understand now? Don't go away

I don't know you're saying the truth

or fooling me again

You're also fooling me

A draw game

It's my fault, I'm really sorry

You're always cheating me

No, I've told you the truth

What?

First, I love you

Second...

What?

I'm still a boy

I won't believe you

Okay

When I lost Siu Tung

I have no hope to live anymore

I'm always wondering around the bowling house

I try to forget my worries by drinking wine

This's mine

What's wrong with you?

You're so mean

I try to forget my worries by drinking wine

I've give up myself

Nuts!

I get the lout

even my friends regard her

as the worst woman

I'm willing to please her

It's really no hope in my life Tse Sai

Superman Come on

Why don't you show up your face?

I shame to see your sister

Right, why did you come here?

My sister misses you so much

Don't fool me

Your sister won't forgive me

You're wrong, Tse Sai

Tse Sai, Siu Tung Tung

Tse Sai

What're you doing?

Tse Sai Siu Tung Tung

Tse Sai Siu Tung Tung

French kiss is not allowed

What do you want?

I want to ask you too

I've paid him

Tse Sai

Right, you want to play bowling?

Yes

It's easy, come on

Yeah

Don't you angry with me?

I'm not a bad man

I have thought throughroughly

I don't care you're a good man or a bad man

I only know that you're the man I love

We're men too

They forgot to bring the key again

I'll charge them $300 next time

Ching-ching, I'm Chi sum

Ching-ching Chi sum

You've scared me

I'm sorry, please come in

I gotta change my clothes

Nevermind! Great!

What a big house!

I'll get the man and his wealth

What're you looking at? Bitch!

Your man loves me, fuck you!

I'm really sorry, you've been waiting for long

Nevermind

Your house's really stylish and nice

Really? It's designed by my wife

She is Yuk Hing?

She is very beautiful

I'm really ashamed to compare with her

Dad...

She is Ms Chan Chi Sum

she is my penfriend for 3 years

They're your children?

Hello

You stay here tonight

Yes, stay here tonight

Sorry?

Chi Sum, why you are here?

How can you say this to me?

You push me to come to your room

You don't want to take the responsibility?

No

You don't know what you've done?

What I have done?

I haven't done it for long I can't remember

That means you have done it

You don't want to take the responsibility? Faggot!

Chi Sum, I...

I'm your wife now

Your house is mine and I keep all your money

I respond to assign the domestic expenses

and the education of your children

You have to buy a life insurance of 1 million

the beneficiary is me

We're really...

Of course

I want to have once again

No, you've to give me what I've told you first

Now we sleep first

Good morning, Chi Sum

Have you seen my money and the watch?

You mean $8751.25 and the Gold Rolex?

Yes

I haven't seen it

Let's have breakfast

What's this?

Breakfast

There's only some leaves and a bean

Is this the decoration? Is there any main dish?

No, it is trendy in America and good to health too

Dad, good morning

Sit down

Come on, your breakfast

Auntie Chi Sum said

it's a trend in America

Everyone has the same breakfast

Chi Sum

I gave you $20000 last night

Ching-ching, you don't believe me

You think that I'm a greedy woman right?

No

You're

No, Auntie Chi Sum let's have breakfast first

Okay, I eat something else

We eat leaves and you eat pigeon

I am thin, I have to eat more

Isn't it? Ching-ching

Where did you buy pigeon in morning?

Sister, you've fed the pigeon this morning...

Yes, I've got it

I've kept it for 2 years

I won't eat then

You'd better ask next time

You've no rights to speak here

What're you doing?

I hang my picture up here

Your mother have died for years

No, take it back

Show you my kungfu

Faggot, get away Dare you

What happen?

You son bullies me

I intend to hang my picture up here

he peeps at me down there

No, I haven't done it

Dare you say you haven't done

You see, your eyes are swollen up

You've to say sorry

It's her, she takes Mom's picture down here

so I argue with her

No...

He's seen everything

What happen?

Nothing...

We've something to say

What?

I'll marry your dad

From now on, I'm your new mother

I'll take the control of your money

No, I'm talking about your life

Are you happy with it?

Congratulation, dad

Say congratulation to me

Be patient, Auntie

Auntie, this is my name card

You've to pay me

Tse Sai

Okay

it's really ruthless

Are you okay?

Boy, it's your turn

What?

Mother

Give me a kiss

Mother, you should kiss dad first

Okay

Come on, I'm unwilling to do so Get away...

Say congratulation to me

I don't agree

Siu Pei I don't want her to be my new mother

Your dad gives birth to you but your mom doesn't teach you

Luckily I'm here

I'll teach you with all my efforts

He'll be a good guy

Do you three want to get marry?

Let's have a talk, come on

It's easy to achieve my request

To marry my daughter, each of you has to give me 1 million

a flat of 3000 square feet a Benz, two dogs, one cat

and 5000 dozen cakes

What're you talking about?

I never get so much money for dumping girls

Where're you from, auntie?

What're pointing at? Lower your finger

If you're unwilling to give me money

then I'll take off their clothes and marry them to rich guys

Be patient

I give you money

Fuck you

What're you talking about?

I'm your mother, you guys should respect me

Dad, that bitch

where you find her?

How can you get along with her? She is really...

I'm still not marrying you

but they get along to bully me

How can I be their mother?

Stop arguing

Dad, we'd better talk about it

I don't accept this new mother

Siu Tung, Siu Nam, Siu Sai, look out

Get the knife

Ching Siu Tung, you bitch

come out! Search around

Yes, brother

What happen? Shit

They are revenging Siu Tung

They're killers, it's real He's dead

Where's Ching Siu Tung? Don't kill me

I'm not Tse Sai, I'm Bruce Lee

I'm not Tse Sai, I'm Bruce Lee

I'm not Tse Sai, I'm Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee?

Kill him Okay

1, 2, 3

Hey guys, we can talk over

We're friends

Here's my girlfriend's home Please do me a favor

Fuck your mother

What're you doing?

Shit

I've got hurt

Help! Stay away

Stay away, or I'll kill her

Be patient

Stay away, I'll kill her

No... don't kill me

Uncle, what can we do?

Don't move

Ching-ching, please die for me

anyway, you'll be die of cancer

Leave the house to me after you die okay?

Shut up, bitch! Stay away

What are you going to do?

You've killed my brother

I'll let you suffer

I'll take her to Africa as a whore

You'll never see her again

I'll let you suffer

Leave me the address when you go

Stay away

No

No

It's great

It's great

Uncle, I've tied them up

Then we can have dinner

Anyone calls the police?

Fasten tightly

Dad, won't you blame us?

Of course not

You all are my children

And I won't get married again

because I've you all

Dad, We can't make you happy

in your last days

I don't blame you all

but you can't blame me too

Honestly, I tell you all

actually I haven't got cancer

Really?

Yes, I want you girls to get married

Dad

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